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[theme music]

- "The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David and here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

- When were they
supposed to be ready?

- Uh, today.

It was just one picture,
an enlargement, an 8 by 10.

The name's Nelson.

- Oh, yes.

Here it is.

Oh, say, it turned
out very well.

- Yeah, it's real clear.

My brother took it
in the back yard.

- It's a very nice picture.

- Oh, thanks.

- Are you going to give
it to your girlfriend?

- Well, sort of.

I'm sending it to my
grandmother in New Jersey.

- Oh, good.

- I've been
promising to send one

to her for about six years now.

- Well, I'm sure she'll like it.

- Oh, I hope so.

- Thank you.

- Hi, Rick.

- Oh, hi, Lois.
What are you doing down here?

- I was walking by and just
happened to look in here

and saw you.

Hey, who's this handsome guy?

- Well, he's a friend
of my brother's, and it

doesn't do me justice.

- Very nice picture.

What lucky girl are
you giving it to?

- My grandmother.

- Well, you ask
a silly question.

- Here you are.
Thank you very much.

- Thank you.

- I should be pretty upset
about this, you know.

- Oh?

- You mean you've forgotten
you proposed to me?

- Oh, this is
getting interesting.

Tell me more.

- Oh, come on now, don't make
believe you don't remember.

We were in the third grade and
it was at the school picnic.

- And we were riding
on the merry-go-round.

- Oh, so you do remember?

- Well, vaguely.

But don't forget, I was under
the influence of two cream

sodas and a box
of Cracker Jacks.

- You can't get out
of it that easily.

I still have the ring.

- It seems to me I do remember.

Didn't I win it on
the merry-go-round?

- Nope, it was the prize
in the Cracker Jacks.

- I always was a big spender.

- And a light sleeper.

How come you missed first
period English yesterday?

And don't tell me your
alarm clock didn't go off.

- But my alarm
clock didn't go off.

- Well, if you ask
me real politely,

I may let you borrow my notes.

He's giving a test next week.

- You mean, you
actually took notes?

Oh, I thought you usually
slept through that class.

- He was talking too loud.

Do you want the
notes or don't you?

- Yeah, thanks.

I'll give them back to
you in a couple of days.

- Oh, there's no hurry.

Test isn't till next week.

- Oh, what time is it?

- Five minutes to 3.
- Gee, I got to get going.

I have a class.
I'll see you later.

- You can mail me the picture.

- OK.

- And write something
very affectionate on it.

- Rick?
- I'm in here, Mom.

I'm doing my homework.

- Oh, well, that's refreshing.

I was just wondering,
did you remember

to pick up that picture
for Grandma Nelson?

- Yeah, I've got it right here.

- Oh, that's nice, Rick.

Say, I'd like one of these.

Could you have
some more made up?

- Yeah, sure.

In fact, the requests
are pouring in.

You're the second
beautiful girl who's

asked for one of those today.

- Oh, who's my rival?

- Well, a girl named Lois James.

She's the one who
loaned me these notes.

- Lois James?

I remember her.

She asked you for your picture?

- Yeah, she just walked in
the camera shop and saw it.

I think she was only kidding.

- Oh, I don't know, maybe not.

You got an envelope for this?

- Yeah, I've got a couple
of them right here.

- Do you know Grandma's address?

- Yeah, I've got
that in my book.

- OK.
- Oh, uh, Mom?

- Yes, dear?

- Well, what do
you think I ought

to put on Grandma's picture?

- Oh, I don't know, dear.

Whatever you think.

- How does this sound?

"To my favorite girl.

With love, from Rick."

- Oh, yeah, she'd get
a kick out of that.

Hey, wait a minute, I thought
I was your favorite girl.

- Well, you are.

You're my favorite young girl.

- Oh, that's nice.
You can put that on my picture.

I'll get a kick out of that.

- Oh, hi, Rick.
- Hi, Ginger.

- Won't you come in?
- Oh, thanks.

I have to get back to the house.

I just wondered whether
Lois came by here yet.

- I'm sure she didn't.

She's over at the library, but
she'll be back here in about 5

or 10 minutes.

She always stops
by on her way home.

- Oh, would you do me a favor
and give this to her for me?

- OK.

I'll put it on the hall
table with her name on it.

- Oh, thanks.

- Oh, and if you see
Wally, remind him

he's supposed to take me
out to dinner tonight.

- Oh, OK.

- And tell him to bring money.

It's his turn to
pick up the check.

- Oh, I'm sure
that's what happened.

He just put them in
the wrong envelope.

Will you mail it right back?

OK.

And I'll make sure he
sends you another picture.

OK, Grandma, it was
nice to talk to you.

Bye bye.

[door opens]

- Rick?

- Yes, it's me.

- I just got a long distance
phone call from Grandma Nelson.

- There's nothing
wrong, is there?

- Oh, no, nothing serious.

She was a little
confused, though.

A large envelope
just arrived for

her marked "airmail special."

- Oh, yeah, that was
the picture I sent her.

It arrived there already?

- No, the picture didn't.

- What do you mean?

- Well, what she got was some
notes from an English class.

She wasn't sure whether to
correct them, type them,

or hang them up on the wall.

Hey, wait a minute.

You didn't mail Grandma's
picture to Lois, did you?

- I left them off at her
sorority house this afternoon.

- Let's see...

What did that say on it again?

- "To my favorite girl.

With love, from Rick."

- Yeah, that sounds serious.

- It sounds ridiculous.

The only time I ever see
her is an English class.

I haven't even taken her out.

She'll think I'm some
kind of nut or something.

- No, she won't.

She'll think you're
a very nice boy who

happens to be crazy about her.

- That's even worse.
Do you have any suggestions?

- I do.
Lamb chops and mashed potatoes.

- Oh, hi, Pop.

- Well, didn't somebody just
ask for a suggestion for dinner?

- No, but I'll take it
under consideration.

- I did a stupid thing.
- Oh, what's that?

- Well, I got the
envelopes mixed up,

and I sent Grandma Nelson
those English notes

and Lois got the picture.

- Well, that's not too bad.

She asked you for a
picture, didn't she?

- Yeah, but I think
she was just kidding.

- Well, anyway,
she's got one now.

"To my favorite girl.

With love, from Rick."

- I don't see what the
big problem is anyway.

Just go over to her
house and explain

to her exactly what happened.

- Well, that might be pretty
embarrassing, don't you think?

- Well, actually, she must know
it was some sort of mistake.

Fortunately, she has
a good sense of humor.

[doorbell]

- Who could that be dropping
in on us just at dinnertime?

- Come in, Wally.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Oh, hi, Wally.
- Hi, Rick.

- Come on in.
- Oh, thanks.

I can only stay a minute.
I've got a date.

- Yeah, I know, with Ginger.
- Who told you?

- Oh, she did.

I stopped by the Kappa
house this afternoon.

- Oh, what were you doing there?

- Oh, it's kind of
a long, dull story.

You know a girl
named Lois James?

- No, I don't think so.

- Well, anyway, she loaned
me her English notes

and I thought I was returning
them, but I made a mistake

and gave her a picture that was
intended for my grandmother.

- Boy, you're right.

That is a long, dull story.

- What's in the envelope?

- Oh, I found it
sticking in your mailbox.

I figured if I brought it
in, you'd give me a tip.

- Hey, this is my envelope!

Pop, Lois returned my picture.

I told you she had
a sense of humor.

- That's a sense of humor,
returning your picture?

- I told you it
was just a mistake.

- She probably
realized what happened.

- That's you?

Boy, you could have fooled me.

- "To Rick, with love.

From Lois."

- You must admit, she's an
attractive looking girl.

- This is awful.
- Are you kidding?

What are you complaining about?

She looks great to me.

- It looks like she's
getting serious,

and I've never even
been out with her.

- Let me see that again.

Well, all I can say is I wish
I had problems like this.

- You know darn well this could
lead to a lot of embarrassment.

- Well, you know what
you always say to me:

"Just tell the truth."

Go over to her house and explain
very diplomatically exactly

what happened.

She looks like the type
of girl who would--

Say, do you think she'd be
interested in a happy-go-lucky

jolly type fellow,
the life of the party,

one of the most popular
men on the campus?

- Who's practically
engaged to Ginger?

- No, I don't think she would.

- No.

- Well, bye, old
pal, and good luck.

- Goodnight, Wally.

- Oh, say goodnight
to your folks.

- OK.

- Rick?
- Yeah?

- Did Wally go?

- Uh-huh.

- Before dinner?

- Yeah.

- Oh, I sure guessed
wrong on that.

We'll have to eat
four extra lamb chops.

- He's got a date for dinner.

[knocking]

- Rick, it's me again.

- Come on in, Wally.

- As you know, I'm taking
Ginger out to dinner.

- Yeah, I know, and it's your
turn to pick up the check.

- Oh, she told you that, too?
- Yeah.

- Well, I've got a
little money, but I

was wondering if you could
loan me $5 until Saturday.

- Just a second.

Uh, Pop?

- Yeah?

- Wally's got kind of a problem.

He's taking Ginger
out to dinner.

- Just a second.
Harriet?

- I heard.

- Oh.

- Here you are, Wally.

- Oh, thank you, Mrs. Nelson.

You're wonderful.

You always make me feel
just like one of the family.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Come on in.
- Thanks.

- You must be Lois's brother.
- That's right.

She's expecting you.

- Well, I guess
I'm a little early.

- No, you're right on time.

She's been ready for 15 minutes.

She always likes to make
a dramatic entrance.

- That's the way girls are.

- Well, come on, sit down.

- Oh, thanks.

- I recognized you
by your picture.

- Oh, did you see it?

- I couldn't very well miss it.

She's got it in a silver
frame up on her dresser.

- Hi, Rick.

- Oh, hi, Lois.

- I see you've met
the little monster.

- You'd better laugh now, Rick.
These are the jokes.

- OK.
Goodnight, Ronnie.

- I'll be back.

- That's what we're afraid of.

Don't mind my little brother.

- Oh, that's OK.

I was one once myself.
Do you want to go out someplace?

- Well, we both have
classes tomorrow.

Why don't we just sit
here and talk a while?

- OK, whatever you say.

- You know, it's funny.

We've known each
other for a long time,

and yet we don't know
each other very well.

- Well, that kind
of leads into what

I want to talk to you about.

- Ronnie, what do you
think you're doing?

- She baked this
cake just for you.

- That looks great.
- Help yourself.

- OK, Ronnie.

- Would you like a glass
of milk to go with that?

- Well, yeah, that sounds fine.

- Be right back.

- Thanks very much
for the picture.

It was a wonderful surprise.

- Oh.

Well, to be honest
with you, I wasn't sure

whether you were kidding or
not when you asked me for it.

- Well, I'm not sure either.

I guess I was, but I was
hoping you wouldn't think so.

Did you get my picture?

- Oh, yeah.

Gee, thanks a lot.
It was beautiful.

- Oh, that's OK.

I just happened to be
in the neighborhood

so I thought I'd put
it in your mailbox.

- Oh, yeah, it was a
wonderful surprise.

- Well, here we are folks.

Help yourselves.

- Oh, gee, thanks, Ronnie.

- Oh, don't let me disturb you.

Go right ahead.

- Look, I'll give
you just two minutes

to finish this and
get upstairs to bed.

- OK.

But if I get stomach
cramps, somebody's

going to have to come
upstairs and burp me.

- I'll burp you
right on the head.

- Well, did you
finally dispatch him?

- Yeah, he promised to put
the light out in 10 minutes.

My folks will be
home pretty soon.

They'll take over.
- Oh, how are they?

- Fine, thanks.

Hey, your picture's
in here someplace.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah, a couple of times.

There you are.

Here's another one.

[music playing]

- What's the matter?

- I think I just heard
Rick go into his room.

- Where are you going?

- I want to go and
see how he made out.

- Ozzie.

- What's the matter?

- Wait for me.

- What'll you have, Dave?

- I think I'll have
a chocolate malt.

- Coming right up.

- There's a vacant
booth over there.

It might be a little
more comfortable.

- Oh, yeah, thanks.

- Hi, Dave.

- Oh, hi, Lois.

Gee, it's been quite a while.
- It sure has.

How have you been?
- Just fine, thanks.

Can I buy you a malt or a dish
of ice cream or something?

- Oh, thanks, but I just have
time to pick up a magazine.

I'm kind of in a hurry.
- OK.

Well, nice seeing you again.

- Nice seeing you.

- Oh, hi, Dave.
- Oh, hi, Wally.

- You all alone?

- Well, I was expecting a
couple of good-looking blondes.

- You're kidding, of course?

- I better be.

- You can say that again.

One Nelson boy in
trouble is enough.

- What do you mean?

- Well, didn't Rick tell
you about the mix-up?

- What mix-up?

- Oh, he's really got
himself in a mess.

He was going to send his
picture to your grandmother,

and he got it in
the wrong envelope

and sent it to some
girl by mistake.

- Well, that's my
brother for you.

- And that's not
the worst of it.

Now she thinks he
really likes her

so she sends him her picture.

"To Rick, with love."

Now he's stuck.

He doesn't know how
to get out of it

without hurting her feelings.

- Well, if I know Rick,
he'll work his way out

of it some way.

- Hey, what a cute girl.

Where have I seen her before?

- Oh, that's Lois James.

She used to live on our block.

- Oh, Lois.

That's where I've seen her.

That's the girl in the picture.

- You mean the girl you
were just talking about?

- Yeah.

- Gee, you were
talking pretty loud.

I hope she didn't hear you.

- I don't know whether
she did, but my wife did,

and I was talking
to her on the phone.

- Now, wait a second.

I probably did Rick a favor.

Well, sure, he's been trying
to figure out how to tell her,

and I just saved
him the trouble.

Who am I kidding?

Bring me a double,
will you, Jack?

And a big spoon
for my big mouth.

- Oh, hi, Rick.
I've been looking for you.

- Oh, hi, Wally.

- Come on, walk over
to the library with me.

- No, I can't.
I'm waiting for Lois.

- Oh.

Say, I got good news for you.

I did you a big favor.

- What's that?

- Well, anyway, I think I did.

- What is it?

- Well, I hope I did.

- Oh, hi, Lois.

Lois?

I wonder what's wrong with her?

- Well, maybe somehow by
accident she found out about

the picture mix-up.

- I hope not.

Why do you say that?

- Well-- I've got a class.

I'll see you later, Rick.
- Wait a second.

Wally?
Wally?

- You still trying to get Lois?

- Yeah.

Now the line's busy.

- She's probably talking
to her new boyfriend.

- I wouldn't blame her.

Boy, that Wally...

- I'm sure he feels as
bad about it as you do.

- Yeah, I guess so.

- Have you seen her
on the campus at all?

- Yeah, a couple of times, but
she just walked right on by.

I wish she'd at least give
me a chance to talk to her,

explain what happened.

- Well, why don't you let it
rest for a couple of days,

give her a chance to cool
off, think things over.

- Yeah, maybe you're right.

I think I'll try her once more.

- Well, good luck.

- Hi.
Hello?

Lois?
This is Rick.

Look, don't hang up.
- I won't.

This is Ronnie.

- Oh.

Hi, Ronnie, is
your sister there?

- No, she isn't.

She is but she doesn't
want to talk to you.

- I know, but I
got to talk to her.

- I know she won't
come to the phone.

She told me to tell
you she wasn't home.

What happened, anyway?

- Well, it's a long story, and
it's kind of hard to explain.

- Yeah, especially when
she won't talk to you.

- Yeah.

Well, thanks anyway, Ronnie.

- That's OK.
- So long.

- So long.

Been nice knowing you.

- Rick?

- Oh, hi, Wally.

- You still mad at me?

- Of course, I am,
but sit down anyway.

- Oh, thanks.
Have you talked to Lois yet?

- I can't even find her today.

- Hi, Rick, Wally.

- Hi, Stuffy.

I'd like you guys
to meet Andy Curtis.

This is Rick Nelson
and Wally Plumstead.

- Nice to know you, Andy.

- Andy's coming to our
rush party this week.

- Oh, good.

- Wally here is one of the
real operators in the campus.

Boy, he can hear that change
jingling in your pocket

half a mile away.

If you ever want to know how to
borrow some money, bum a meal,

or cut a class, just see Wally.

- It's nothing.

But I'm a little
disappointed you

didn't mention that I won the
intercollegiate pancake eating

championship for the
past three years.

- Yeah, he's a real chow hound.

- And Rick here, he's
our chief bird dog.

Boy, he's got the best little
black book on the campus.

If you're ever in
need of a date,

just get in touch with Rick.

He specializes in blondes.

- And brunettes and redheads.

- Don't you believe it.

- Gee, I haven't met any
girls here at all, not yet.

- Just leave it up to Rick.
He'll introduce you around.

- I sure would
appreciate that, Rick.

Do you suppose you could get
me a date for the rush party?

- Well, we'll do our best.

Hey, look, why
don't you take Andy

over to a couple of sororities
tonight and introduce him

around?
- Hey, that's an idea.

OK, we'll see you fellas later.
- Yeah, so long.

- Bye bye.

So what are we going
to do about him?

- Get him a blind
date or something.

Right now I've got
my own problems.

I may need a blind date myself.

- Hey, why not?

- Are you kidding?

- No, not if the
blind date is Lois.

- I don't get it.

- Oh, Plumstead,
you are a genius!

- OK, you're a genius.
Now, what's the plan?

- Look, the main idea
is to get Lois alone

so you can talk to her,
explain things, right?

- Go ahead.
- All right.

If she thinks she's going
out on a blind date,

you'll have at least
10 or 15 seconds

before she realizes it's you.

And if you talk fast
enough, you may make it.

- That's a pretty slim chance.

- Well, it's worth a try.

We'll let Ginger
arrange the whole thing.

You can double date with us.

- Well, how do you
know she'll even

consider going on a blind date?
- Are you kidding?

After the miserable
way you've treated her,

she's sure to be on the rebound.

- So Ginger's going
to try and talk her

into going to the rush
party with a blind date.

- Sounds pretty sneaky to me.

- Well, sure, that's the idea.

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

Yeah, hi, Wally.

Oh, great.

Are you sure she
has no idea it's me?

You're kidding?

Wait a second.

I better write that down.

Could I have a pencil, Mom?

Thanks.

Now, what's that name again?

Yeah, I've got it.

Yeah, I'll see you
in a little while,

and tell Ginger thanks a lot.

OK.

- Good news?

- Yeah, I'm supposed
to pick Lois up

at the sorority
in a half an hour.

- You mean she's going
out with you after all?

- Yeah, only she
doesn't know it's me.

She's got a blind date
with Rodney Dangerfield.

- Oh!

- I don't see why
I have to be here.

I promised to pick up Ginger
at her sister's house.

Why can't we meet
you later someplace?

- Because I need moral support.

You're in this thing, too.

You can't duck out on me now.

What's my name again?

- Rodney Dangerfield.

Now, come on, get with it.

[doorbell ringing]

- You know, there's something
about this sorority house that

makes me uneasy.

Hi, we're here for Lois.

- Oh, yes, won't you come in?

- Oh, thank you.

- You must be
Rodney Dangerfield?

- No.
No.

He is.

- You're the blind date?

Why, I would have
thought that you--

- Never mind what you
would have thought.

Just go get Lois.

- Lois?

- If there's one
thing I can't stand,

it's a smart alecky girl.

Let's go inside.

- I sure hope she gives
me a chance to explain.

- Oh, she probably will.

- Good evening.

- Oh, hi.

- Which one of you is
Rodney Dangerfield?

- Who?
- He is.

- I am.

- Well, I'm glad to know you.

I'm Lois.

- Lois James?

- That's right.

It certainly was nice of Ginger
to have arranged everything.

- Oh, yeah, it certainly was.

- Well, I'll go get my coat.

- OK.

That's not Lois.

- I know, but then
you're not Rodney.

- What's going on here anyway?
- Well, don't get excited.

You know what they say
about the best laid plans.

Evidently something's
gang to glee here.

- You can say that again.

- Besides, what are
you kicking about?

- She's a very attractive girl.

- I know, but she's not Lois.

- And you're not Rodney.

- I know.

- Well, I'll be out in the car.

- Wally, come back here.

Wally?

- Well, I'm ready.

- Oh.

Look, I'm a little confused.

- Well, what do you mean?

- Well, the last time I saw
Lois, she didn't look like you.

- You mean you know her?

- Well, yeah.

- Oh.

- Well, I guess
I better confess.

I'm not Lois.

I'm Betty Wilson.

She asked me to substitute
for her at the last minute,

and we thought it might be less
confusing for the blind date

if I took her name.

- Well, don't feel
too bad about it.

My name is not
Rodney Dangerfield.

- Oh, well, that's a relief.

- My name is Rick Nelson.

- Rick Nelson?

You're the reason Lois isn't
here to go out with you.

- I am?
- Yeah.

From what I gather,
you two had some kind

of a misunderstanding, so she
decided to wait at home in case

you called.

- Well, I've been trying
to call her for two days,

but she won't talk to me.

- Well, I guess she's
about ready to listen.

- Well, that's great
but what about you?

- No, that's OK.

When you accept a
blind date, you've

got to be ready for anything.

- Well, that's very thoughtful
of you, but we've got a date

and we're going to
go to the dance.

- Oh, no, don't be silly.

[knocking]

- Excuse me.

- Good evening.
- Hi.

- Oh, hi, Rick.
- Hi, Stuffy.

- You remember Andy.
- Yeah, hi, Andy.

- Hi.

- I just brought him over
to introduce him around.

You know, like you suggested.

- Oh, well, yeah.

In fact, I've just arranged
a blind date for you.

That is, if it's OK with Betty?

- Well, yeah, sure.

- Betty, I'd like you to
meet Andy Dangerfield.

- No, Curtis.

- Curtis.

- Well, hi.

- Hi.

- Shall we go?

- OK.

Boy, great fraternity.

You guys sure work fast.

- We sure do.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I got over here as
fast as I could.

- You sure did.

- Gee, you look beautiful.

- Well, thank you.

- I'm sorry about
the misunderstanding.

- Oh, that's all right.

It was mostly my fault. Would
you come in and sit down?

- Yeah, thanks.

Gee, I hate to ask you what
you did with my picture.

- Oh, it's still
upstairs on my desk.

- Oh.
That's a big surprise.

I thought it'd be in
the trash can by now.

- You know me better than that.

Excuse me while I get my
coat and say goodnight

to my mom and dad.

- OK.

Oh, that was quick.

- Oh, I meant to tell
you, your grandmother

sent my notes back to me.

- Oh, good.

That reminds me.

I better get another
picture to send to her.

- While you're at it,
would you get me one, too?

- I thought you still
had it up on your desk?

- Well, I do.

But it might take
me quite a while

to paste all those pieces
back together again.

- I might have known it.

Well, shall we go?

- OK.

- Did you say good night
to your mom and dad?

- Yes, I did.

- Good night, Ronnie.

- Good night, Rick.

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