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呀…天矇光趕快起身
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呀…想那夢裡嬌娃早將我等
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但願找到夢裡情人，跟我踏浪行
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幸運今天定降臨
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前面有人為我醉心
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心情又似好得很，心裡沒疑問
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彩霞為我添繽紛
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給我添信心，顯得勇敢
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讓海風為我吹去愁恨
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今天我心，輕似白雲
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讓心中幻覺，一一變真
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他朝記起，添美麗痕
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呀…不管想法多天真
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呀…感覺是那麼真，真得要緊
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但願找到夢裡情人，給我一香吻
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幸運今天定降臨
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人若有情夢會變真
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姻緣或似海底針，一切在緣分
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佳人在那海之濱
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痴痴將我等，抓緊我心
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讓海風為我吹去愁恨
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今天我心，輕似白雲
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越看越漂亮
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有什麼辦法能認識她呢？
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小姐，你好嗎？
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不行，這太老土了
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跟她一塊兒做體操，對了
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不行，要是跟不上她做
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那多不好意思，怎麼辦呢？
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有了，可以問她哪兒有賣漢堡包的
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不行，她會以為我很小氣
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只肯請人吃漢堡包，那不就更壞了
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休息一下，不要太累
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你想吃漢堡嗎？
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好
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來吧
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我們等一下去看電影
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好
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爸爸，早
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回來了？你媽正在找你呢
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真的嗎？我快躲起來
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上哪兒去？
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沒有，我下樓
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等一等
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我已經約好了陳阿姨喝茶相親
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我不大舒服，媽咪
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我叫你去相親，你就說不舒服
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下午約了朱阿姨的乾女兒
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晚上約了黃阿姨的外甥女兒
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還有李阿姨的姪女，你通通都要去
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媽咪，你天天要我跟這些人
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相親幾十次，好煩哪
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你隨便挑一個，那我就不會煩你了
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好，我馬上去挑一個
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等一等
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又怎麼了？
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今天早上我撿到了這一個
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你還要不要？
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Lolanto?
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爸爸，你還記得羅蘭多嗎？
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我記得，以前老欺負你的那個嘛
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他現在可神氣了
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在香港有很多女朋友
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誰泡妞都比你強
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你爸爸當年泡妞不知道有多帥
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你連一成都沒學到
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我也不知道為什麼
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一看到喜歡的女孩子就會打嗝
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那個時候
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羅蘭多不是老搶走你的女朋友嗎？
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是啊
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你為什麼不讓他教你幾手呢？
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對啊
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陳立品
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叫我阿立行不行？
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我不記得你最恨人家叫你陳立品了
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上車
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夏威夷真美，是不是？陳立品
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當然了
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這兒就是夏威夷的市中心
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這兒的人不大喜歡工作
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就喜歡曬太陽
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那我最合適了
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遊艇俱樂部就在這兒
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這兒差不多每個人都有遊艇
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是不是誇張了一點？
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嗨！
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老太婆都穿比基尼
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全世界最出名的威基基海灘
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就是在這兒，美女如雲
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有那麼多美女
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那不是忙不過來了？
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什麼忙不過來，到了酒店再說
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真過癮
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走錯房間了
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沒錯，是這一間，錯不了
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不會吧
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你請我來玩
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住這麼漂亮的房間幹什麼？
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發神經
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沒關係，反正是我爸爸的錢嘛
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對了，我一直不知道
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你爸爸是幹什麼的
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在唐人街開餐廳？
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不是，做油的生意
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醬油？
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不是
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花生油？
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白花油？
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不是，石油
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在夏威夷賣石油氣？
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不單是賣石油氣
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他是做石油生意的
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難道他開油井？
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也沒多少個
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在德克薩斯州有幾個而已
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那他相當有錢？
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也不算很有錢
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在美國很普通的，十幾億而已
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這家酒店就是他的
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香港的陳氏企業也是我們家的
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你為什麼不早點告訴我？
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我無緣無故說他幹什麼
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我反正把你當成朋友不就行了
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什麼？你只當我是普通朋友？
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我簡直把你當是生死之交
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我是特地來請你幫忙的
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有什麼事只管說
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我爸跟我媽催我結婚
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一個禮拜要相親幾十次
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你知不知道相親好煩的
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那你到底想不想找一個呢？
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我想找一個自己喜歡的女孩子
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你知道的，我從小到大
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一見到女孩子就沒輒
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特別是遇到自己喜歡的女孩子
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就亂打嗝
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你是想讓我教你一些泡妞的辦法
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包在我身上
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三天之內不成功的話就殺了我
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你懂英文可能遇到個法國女孩子
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你懂法文可能遇到個日本女孩子
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所以說泡妞一定要用身體語言
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什麼叫身體語言？
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你看著
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這多難看
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什麼難看，我是說…
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小姐，我可以請你吃冰淇淋嗎？
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漂亮
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表現我身體語言的機會來了
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嗨
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快…
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快跑
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你那邊，我這邊
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她是日本妞，還是夏威夷妞？
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不要緊的，身體語言
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不要…
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對不起，這是我的毛巾
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對不起，還給你
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小姐，不要走
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小姐，我們真是有緣分
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看你的樣子好像從香港來的
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會說廣東話嗎？
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我是從香港來的
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如果不會說廣東話
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我們可以講英文哪
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她對我笑
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對不起
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你不是說換件衣服下去拍照的嗎？
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怎麼又上來了？
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我碰到一個噁心的人
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我更倒楣，碰到一個變態的人
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這兒那麼多討厭的人
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不要下去玩了
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難怪你大嫂說你一定做老處女了
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是男人看你一眼你都害怕
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你知不知道，他們越是討厭
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你就越要戲弄他們
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你跟我不同
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你十三歲就有好多人追你
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沒人叫你唸尼姑學校
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你用這種面膜？
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是啊，不錯的，你試試看
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長髮，美麗，謝謝
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你要的酒店住客名單
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這麼多人名，怎麼找？
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一個一個的試
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這麼吵
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閉嘴…
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關小聲點，人家罵了
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怕什麼，又不是半夜，不要管他
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根本不睬我，過去
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你別在我爸的酒店打架
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現在不用講打，講兇
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那還不是一樣？
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說到兇，不但樣子要兇
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神態要兇，講話也得兇
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你看我的樣子怎麼兇得出來？
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有辦法，來
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還是你來敲門吧
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你一點膽子都沒有
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那麼大個子，快點敲，敲…
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我…
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什麼事？
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三八，我們是你隔壁的，受你不了
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受你不了
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謝謝你說中國話吧
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說中國話，那更好了
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我X加Y你，為什麼那麼吵？
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那又怎麼樣？
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英文扁怎麼說？
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'MOVE'
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我扁你
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我剛才見到那個噁心的人
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就是高的那一個
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對了，我剛才看見那個變態的人
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就是矮的那一個
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我們擦了面膜
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他們一定不認識我們了
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我們耍耍他們
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臭娘們，我最英俊的就是我的鼻子
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差點讓她撞扁
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我叫你不要那麼兇嘛
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現在人家比你更兇
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什麼？我讓讓她們而已
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是
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我的美女
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我們到處找你們兩個
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是嗎？
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到處找我們兩個？
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坐
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你們兩個是怎麼找到我們的？
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太容易了，我們問
234
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有兩個很英俊的中國男人在哪兒？
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他們都說在這兒
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那找我們兩個有什麼事？
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這裡沒有人陪我們去玩
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所以只好來找你們了
239
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那你可真找對人了
240
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夏威夷就是我的第二故鄉
241
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你看我穿著夏威夷襯衫就知道了
242
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你不是才第一次來嘛？
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閉嘴
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明天我就帶你們去一個
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世外桃源一樣的地方
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橘子水裡放了安眠藥沒有？
247
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,400
我整包都倒下去了
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00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:11,920
他們來了
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好渴，有沒有什麼喝的？
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有，都預備好了
251
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謝謝
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你們呢？你們怎麼不喝？
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我們不渴
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你怎麼不喝？
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我也不太渴
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那不要浪費了
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還有
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太棒了
259
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我真的不太渴
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喝…
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謝謝
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他幹什麼？
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你喝了就明白了
264
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喝了就明白了？
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喝…
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00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,360
我喝了，還是不明白
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喝完再說
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還是不明白
269
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我們放了安眠藥
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你看看你多像斑馬
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我們在海中心，救命…
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兩隻青蛙想扮王子
273
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,360
自稱英俊真是無恥
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變成斑馬，名留情史
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00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,920
我們就是隔壁房間那兩個三八
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X加Y，交叉你
277
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,400
這兩個女孩子可真夠兇的
278
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,760
作弄完了你們還留封信來糗你們
279
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,640
再遇到我們，有她們好受的
280
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,360
看樣子我要繼續相親了
281
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那也不必
282
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,040
明天我要你替我到香港去一趟
283
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幹什麼？
284
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,480
我懷疑那個總經理陳皮厚
285
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:14,760
他虧空公款
286
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,520
你替我去查一查
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00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,080
這下可好了，夏威夷不是我的地頭
288
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,960
到了香港，包你忙不過來
289
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,520
上迪斯可跳舞？
290
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,480
現在的人去迪斯可是為了跳舞？
291
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,360
頂多拿著酒杯四處逛希望找到女人
292
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,440
看什麼，臭小子
293
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有沒有找到個好的？
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00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,680
我找不到
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00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,040
嗨！
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00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,920
連男女都分不清楚
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00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,240
怎麼能夠找到好的？
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00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,280
那你想要什麼型的？
299
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,200
我喜歡嬌小玲瓏那樣
300
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,720
對不起，讓一讓
301
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,640
不過不是這一種
302
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:23,600
我喜歡很純情的，小家碧玉型的
303
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,560
就像中森明菜那樣的
304
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,160
找到了
305
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,000
不過是我找到的，對你不合適
306
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,200
您自便吧
307
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:35,200
小姐，在練瑜珈？
308
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,720
是啊，照這個姿勢打坐一個鐘頭
309
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,720
可以增加性慾百分之八十五
310
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:45,480
你知不知道
311
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,840
自己性能力的指數是多少？
312
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,880
我給你一個公式
313
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,080
將體重乘年紀再除以多少吋
314
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:59,000
就知道自己的性指數了
315
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,200
我幫你看看
316
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,560
幾歲？
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00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,120
二十八
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體重呢？
319
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一六七磅
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多少吋？
321
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多少吋？說啊
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00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,280
九吋半
323
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,680
你只有九吋半高？
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00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,160
我是問你整個人有多少吋
325
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,880
七十吋
326
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,160
六十六點八
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好厲害啊？
328
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,600
你自己看看
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00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,280
二十以下厲害的可以飛
330
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,800
三十以下威過威士忌
331
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,720
四十以下馬馬虎虎過得去
332
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,280
五十以下跟人不能比
333
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,480
六十以下回去吃…
334
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,400
怎麼樣？到手了
335
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,800
要我陪她回家，我不幹，你呢？
336
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,160
那個？
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00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,480
不要指嘛，自然一點
338
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,800
那還不上？
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00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,040
我不知道怎麼上
340
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,280
真的不敢上？
341
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,360
有沒有錢包？
342
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:13,680
幹什麼？
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00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,800
拿來
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00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,760
裡邊有好多東西的
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00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,240
這個錢包是你的？
346
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,680
是啊，謝謝
347
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,240
上啊…
348
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:31,640
小姐，你的樣子真像那個
349
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,960
日本歌星中森明菜
350
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,800
是啊，我的名字也有個菜字
351
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:37,760
什麼菜？
352
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,000
蝦仁炒菜
353
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,040
她是我郁德仁的菜
354
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,440
你的膽子不小
355
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,040
郁德仁，你不要動他
356
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:50,720
你想出頭？你是什麼東西
357
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,400
兩個人合起來調戲我女朋友
358
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,520
臭小子有種
359
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:56,560
你少跟我兇
360
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,400
平時一個打一個就打不過你
361
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,080
不過今天有這麼個大個子
362
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,800
兩個人打一個恐怕夠了吧
363
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,200
我不能打，我虛有其表
364
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,920
看我人少，欺負我是嗎？
365
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,760
打贏了有道理，打輸了沒地方出氣
366
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,960
知道人多欺負人少，就這一點狠
367
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:20,000
好…你教會了我一招
368
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,240
我的人，上
369
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,000
郁字當頭，打死罷手
370
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,400
這一招就是你教我的了
371
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,560
人多欺負人少才算是狠，是嗎？
372
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,440
揍他
373
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,760
分頭跑
374
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,640
別跑，往哪兒跑
375
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,160
怎麼全追我啊？
376
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,640
別跑…
377
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,000
停車
378
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,680
不要追了
379
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,920
謝謝
380
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,200
原來是你
381
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,600
怎麼你在美國給人追來香港了？
382
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,360
我…
383
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,360
你一定也是黑社會的了
384
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,360
你的樣子那麼窩囊，混什麼黑社會
385
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,640
早晚讓人砍死
386
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,640
我…
387
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,520
沒事了，前面下車吧
388
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,360
小姐
389
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,600
看你那麼斯文，不要瞎混了
390
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,920
找個事情做吧，拜拜
391
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,160
開車
392
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,160
你等一等
393
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,680
你看看你，你穿得這個樣子像什麼
394
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,000
我還去借了一輛勞斯萊斯
395
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,360
我還以為你穿得很漂亮
396
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,280
無所謂，我又不是假扮的
397
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,160
你看，你老子生意那麼大
398
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,000
這簡直像皇宮一樣嘛
399
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,440
你老子是皇帝，你就是太子
400
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,240
小心這兒的人把你當成送貨的
401
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,840
怎麼會呢？
402
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,040
送貨的走後門
403
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,160
我不是送貨的
404
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,960
我是來找你們總經理陳皮厚的
405
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,480
陳先生，有沒有預約？
406
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,640
沒有，現在約好了
407
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,480
下個月三號
408
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,920
你，上樓，叫陳皮厚下來
409
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,680
說你們老闆的兒子陳立品來查帳
410
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,560
叫他快點下來，明白嗎？
411
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,200
是的…
412
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:38,960
不跟她說英文
413
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,120
都不知道自己英文這麼好
414
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,200
我們同心合力騙老傢伙的錢
415
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,440
大家也弄得不少
416
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,720
總經理弄得最多
417
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,120
大家都知道老傢伙的兒子
418
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,560
要回來查帳
419
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,680
總經理知道最快
420
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,360
如果給他拆穿了，我們都要坐牢
421
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,360
總經理坐得最久
422
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,760
所以我們要團結起來對付陳立品
423
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,400
對不起，陳先生
424
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,920
接待處說有位陳立品先生找你
425
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,720
小貓，你馬上請他到辦公室
426
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,880
我立刻來
427
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:08,720
OK
428
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,200
是你啊，你怎麼會在這兒？
429
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,200
又有人追殺你啊？
430
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,280
不是…
431
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,000
你猜我來是幹什麼的？
432
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,800
你是來應徵做司機
433
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,720
今天有幾個人來過了
434
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,200
司機？不是…不是做司機
435
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,120
何必不承認呢？
436
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,920
職業不分貴賤，總比混黑社會好
437
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:47,680
我恭喜你
438
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,280
我的樣子很像司機嗎？
439
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:54,040
你的樣子是差點，不像一流司機
440
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,120
我可以幫你進人事部疏通一下
441
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,040
不過要收兩千塊佣金的
442
00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:58,880
兩千塊？
443
00:23:58,920 --> 00:23:59,560
就是這位
444
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,600
謝謝
445
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,560
請問你是不是陳立品先生？
446
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,160
原來是你
447
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,440
是我啊
448
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:08,840
陳先生請你上去
449
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,960
陳先生？
450
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,240
跟我來
451
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,600
等一等
452
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,560
不要在這兒打噴嚏
453
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,400
會傳染病菌的
454
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,920
我就是讓你傳染的
455
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,200
張主任，他是我的朋友
456
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,800
幫幫忙啦
457
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,000
幫他是嗎？
458
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,160
可以，兩個月薪水，這是公價
459
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,040
怎麼又加了？
460
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,920
什麼？
461
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:42,520
幹不幹隨便他
462
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,560
外面還有七百多人在等著呢
463
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,200
幹，怎麼不幹？
464
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,280
行，明天上班
465
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,680
不過要三個月之後才有薪水
466
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,920
嘩，原來這麼豪華
467
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,480
請過來坐
468
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,080
我們真是有緣分
469
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,120
在夏威夷住隔壁房間
470
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,160
回到香港來你又在這裡做
471
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,480
我是陳先生的秘書
472
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,160
你是不是想報仇？
473
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,880
你以為我是反派嗎？
474
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,680
把我想得那麼壞
475
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,280
也不怎麼像好人嘛
476
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,840
總經理，陳先生來了
477
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,000
知道了
478
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,480
陳先生，歡迎歡迎
479
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,520
要不要喝酒？
480
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,920
你喝不喝？
481
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,120
總經理，有點不大對，太過分了
482
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,520
過分？
483
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,480
慘了，難道他知道我虧空公款？
484
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,720
自己知道自己做的事
485
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,960
我不想說出來，難為情
486
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,680
沒有啊，沒有
487
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,760
沒有？你不要聲張
488
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,600
坐牢都有機會
489
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,840
你先出去，出去
490
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,680
公司裡不只我一個人是這個樣子的
491
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:23,360
不會吧
492
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,400
大部分高級職員都是這樣的
493
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,960
那有什麼好處呢？
494
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,800
我們平時是很緊的
495
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,440
想鬆動一下的時候只有這樣了
496
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,800
你們不怕給人抓嗎？
497
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,640
千萬不要
498
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,640
我叫所有的人來跟你認錯
499
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,560
那不是給你們一班人亂棍打死？
500
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,760
算了
501
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,120
謝謝
502
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,800
還不拉起來
503
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,480
下次想鬆動一點可以穿大褲頭嘛
504
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,160
是…
505
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,840
我下去找我朋友，在這兒等我
506
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,440
好…請
507
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,520
這個傢伙是真傻還是裝傻？
508
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,000
傷風啊？
509
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,000
不好意思
510
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,600
怎麼這裡人人都貪污？
511
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,000
這兒的老闆是這樣的了
512
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,520
大老闆在外國怎麼會知道呢？
513
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,960
明天上班，好好幹
514
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,120
我走了，拜拜
515
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,440
謝謝你
516
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,920
你哪兒去了？
517
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,800
我們回去再說
518
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,920
什麼？讓我冒充你？
519
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:14,960
你怎麼這麼老土
520
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,240
這是三十年代黑白片的老噱頭了
521
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:18,360
不用怕
522
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,920
現在陳皮厚又把你當成是我
523
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,960
阿美又當我是改邪歸正的太保
524
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,240
什麼？她把你當太保？
525
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,440
你聽我說，人事部那個張主任
526
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,560
已經是個大貪污了
527
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,880
何況陳皮厚呢！
528
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,360
如果我裝他司機來查他們比較方便
529
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,920
不行，你怕人家找不到你照片？
530
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,200
這個你不用怕，我最討厭照照片了
531
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,000
六歲以後除了護照上的照片之外
532
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,800
只有一張大學畢業的照片了
533
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,000
沒有了
534
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,000
不行
535
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,040
你不用想那麼多了
536
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:45,960
我現在給你一個機會
537
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,000
由青蛙變成王子
538
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,800
你扮成我以後又可以接近小貓
539
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,120
何樂而不為啊？
540
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,840
沒有錢也是假的
541
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,440
三萬塊錢一個月
542
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,480
信用卡由你簽
543
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,360
公司裡任何車子隨你開，行了吧
544
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,800
你早說，那我就做王子你做青蛙
545
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,800
哈囉 阿美
546
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,920
你別這麼靠著，車子會花的
547
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,920
別忘了第三個月才有薪水拿
548
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,400
要你賠就糟了
549
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,760
不要緊，我現在替小老闆開車
550
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:25,840
原來他是我的老朋友
551
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,200
我自己都不知道
552
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:30,400
是啊，小貓說就是夏威夷的那個
553
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,000
怎麼那麼巧？
554
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,600
你不要告訴他人事部那些事
555
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,560
這個我知道
556
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,640
用點心思幹
557
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,360
知道了
558
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,920
拜拜
559
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:46,920
我叫非禮的
560
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,120
我的手一時不受控制
561
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,960
對不起，我的手也是一時不受控制
562
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:54,680
什麼事？
563
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,280
剛剛公事上有點小的爭執
564
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,720
現在我才知道什麼叫含血噴人
565
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,880
對了，從今天開始
566
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,080
這間辦公室是我的
567
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,680
你的女秘書是我的
568
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,520
你的廁所是我的
569
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,280
那麼我呢？
570
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,160
我已經通知人事部
571
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,040
在四樓女廁所打通兩格，是你的
572
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:10,720
陳先生
573
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:11,560
什麼事？
574
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,960
我約了幾位議員要跟你見面
575
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,040
沒有問題，你先去洗個臉
576
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,480
一會兒帶我到四面去巡視一下
577
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:17,760
是
578
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,720
陳皮厚，給一點萬能膠你試試
579
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,080
這叫以牙還牙
580
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,480
小貓，來
581
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,920
從今天起你就是陳立品先生的秘書
582
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,640
陳先生要回這間辦公室來用
583
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,240
那你…
584
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,080
不好，對不起
585
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,160
你到哪兒去啊？
586
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,560
說文雅一點叫解手
587
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,880
粗俗一點叫拉屎
588
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,840
他真是會享受，廁所都這麼豪華
589
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,440
先享受享受
590
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,440
連廁所板都這麼滑溜溜的
591
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,120
看樣子一定用了潤膚膏了
592
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,880
總經理，三位議員來了
593
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,840
好，馬上請他們上來
594
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,640
陳先生，三位議員來了
595
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,440
好的，我馬上來
596
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,040
怎麼搞的？
597
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,080
慘了，怎麼搞的？
598
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,040
怎麼回事？陳先生怎麼還不出來？
599
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,480
他在洗手間不大舒服，就出來了…
600
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:37,400
倒楣，害人不淺
601
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:44,920
你沒事吧？
602
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,400
我有點困難
603
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,800
要不要甘油酸？
604
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,440
不是那種困難
605
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,960
三位議員一定要見你
606
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,800
請你快點出來吧
607
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,000
我也想出來
608
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,240
三位好…
609
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,880
要各位議員等那麼久真是不好意思
610
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:12,360
三位隨便坐，我是喜歡站著的
611
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,440
今天天氣真不錯
612
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,560
你…
613
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,200
怎麼你沒跟三位議員說嗎？
614
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,360
說什麼？
615
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,160
你是不需要為我隱瞞的嘛
616
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,640
我自己一點自卑感都沒有
617
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,000
三位，我是個天生沒有腰骨的
618
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,000
殘廢人士
619
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,680
一生都要靠這個支架
620
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,520
才可以站得直
621
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,920
但是我堅強，努力
622
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,640
我是美國沒腰骨協會的主席
623
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,360
也是傷殘運動會
624
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,000
跳高金牌的得主
625
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,720
我一生奮鬥令到沒有腰骨的人士
626
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,680
得到社會應有的地位
627
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,640
我為自己殘而不廢而感到驕傲
628
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,800
好…
629
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,640
陳先生，我們非常的佩服你
630
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,480
希望你在香港和在美國一樣
631
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,880
致力社會服務
632
00:31:58,920 --> 00:31:59,840
一定
633
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,640
好，再見
634
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:04,560
努力
635
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,560
努力
636
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,000
好
637
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,520
奮鬥
638
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,640
陳先生，原來你是沒有腰骨的
639
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:15,000
沒你個頭，快點叫救傷車
640
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,400
好痛
641
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,880
剝了兩層皮
642
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,600
不要摸，如果讓我查到誰暗算我
643
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,000
我把他脖子搓成牙籤那麼細
644
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,120
對不起，是我
645
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,560
是你？
646
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,920
那膠水是我擦的
647
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,840
陳先生，真不好意思
648
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,120
我心裡也很不舒服
649
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,920
我不是有心想暗算你的
650
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,160
我是想害陳皮厚
651
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,360
不要緊的
652
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,920
以後你就叫我羅蘭多好了
653
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,800
英文就是Lolanto
654
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,520
其實我害你幾次了
655
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,680
你怪不怪我，Lolanto？
656
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,800
有嗎？沒有呀，我一點都不記得了
657
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,160
我又記得了
658
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,880
羅蘭多真的喜歡小貓的
659
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,440
我知道
660
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:15,120
我…我也很喜歡看電影
661
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,280
我也喜歡
662
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,080
我們去看電影
663
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,600
他約我看電影
664
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,680
好啊
665
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,600
他以前老是被人追殺的
666
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,840
不過現在改邪歸正了
667
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,600
別說大嫂沒警告你
668
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,560
這些小夥子請你看電影吃一頓飯
669
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,760
都要收回本錢的
670
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,480
最多AA制了
671
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:37,480
那你就錯了
672
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,480
他們就會像去小舞廳那樣
673
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,840
跟八爪魚似的
674
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,480
你可要小心
675
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,360
怎麼辦？
676
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,560
我來教你，平常總是那幾招了
677
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:56,480
第一招一定是大鵬展翅
678
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,400
你就由他去了
679
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,000
不過如果他用雙龍出海這一招
680
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,120
你就得用美人照鏡來破
681
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,960
如果他不用雙龍出海
682
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,880
也不用大鵬展翅呢？
683
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,160
那可就麻煩了，他一定出五爪金龍
684
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:10,960
那怎麼辦？
685
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,440
那你就得毒辣一點
686
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,240
用鴛鴦連環腿來破他
687
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,240
如果他又不出五爪金龍，怎麼辦？
688
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,240
那就更麻煩了
689
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,920
他一定出雲游四海這一招
690
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,840
那怎麼擋得住？
691
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,240
不要緊，我替你準備好一樣
692
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,000
很秘密的武器
693
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,840
只要你戴上這個帶釘的胸圍
694
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,000
那就萬無一失
695
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,240
還有，這個是防狼器
696
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,720
如果他亂來，你就按開關
697
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,400
嚇得他跳起來
698
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:47,160
對極了，千萬別讓那小子佔了便宜
699
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:48,640
如果還招架不住
700
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:49,920
回來告訴奶奶
701
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,160
奶奶就搬人揍他去
702
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,680
來，坐在這兒
703
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,400
讓我教你一些戲院的裝傻術
704
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,880
我做女，你做男
705
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:58,920
一般男女看戲
706
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
開始的時候一定靜靜坐在那兒
707
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,640
跟著就把手搭過來了，搭過來啊
708
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,240
一縮一夾你就完蛋了，中門大開
709
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,240
又挨一下你就完了
710
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,520
那該怎麼辦？
711
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:11,880
你做女，我做男
712
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,240
我表演給你看，來
713
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,200
對不起，我給你擦乾淨
714
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,600
你看，這兒有，那兒有
715
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,280
你看看，後面又有
716
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,200
這不是就舒服了嗎？
717
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:36,520
我沒有打擾你們開心吧？
718
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,840
嗨！ 嗨！
719
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,880
很準時嘛
720
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,040
你也是
721
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,600
買好票了？
722
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:14,440
沒有
723
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,600
最後一排靠邊上的兩張
724
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:17,600
什麼？
725
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,160
最後一排靠邊上的兩張
726
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,760
你說什麼？
727
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,360
最後一排靠邊上的兩張
728
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,160
買點東西吃
729
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:35,520
甜筒冰淇淋兩個
730
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,560
沒有甜筒，只有蓮花杯
731
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,760
蓮花杯？
732
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,440
讓人帶吧
733
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,640
那邊
734
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,640
不用看了，泡妞位
735
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,160
泡妞位
736
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,920
這兒就是了，坐吧
737
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,680
怎麼買這種位子？
738
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,880
那邊有沒有好戲看？
739
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,240
看見沒有？這一對有勁
740
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,480
一坐下來就又摸又捏又親的
741
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,960
好像是真人表演
742
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:09,520
真的？
743
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:10,000
是啊
744
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:10,840
在哪裡…
745
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,920
你們看就是這一對
746
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,480
阿美
747
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,000
吃冰淇淋
748
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,280
你捏什麼捏那麼久？
749
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,800
捏冰淇淋
750
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,160
冰淇淋都要捏？
751
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,920
鬆一點好吃嘛
752
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,440
那麼不小心
753
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,240
來，我替你擦
754
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,480
怎麼黏乎乎的？
755
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:14,160
原來這對更厲害
756
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,120
不要用那麼大力嘛，會斷的
757
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,840
那怎麼樣嘛？
758
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,480
輕一點，輕一點才弄得出來
759
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,000
還不行
760
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,200
乾脆我脫下來，你自己慢慢弄
761
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,280
有剪刀就好了，剪斷它不就行了
762
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,760
好了，總算出來了
763
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,760
不知道他們搞什麼鬼？
764
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,960
就是嘛
765
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,040
五爪金龍
766
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,880
幹什麼？
767
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,000
沒什麼
768
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,600
他不用五爪金龍
769
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,920
難道想用雲遊四海？不怕
770
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
我有秘密武器，不怕他
771
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,760
她幹什麼？中門大開？
772
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,080
要不要像羅蘭多說的
773
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,360
有機會別放過
774
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,880
不行，我是正人君子
775
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,480
我受過高等教育
776
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,280
我不可以做衣冠禽獸
777
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,400
今天玩得真開心
778
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,240
我到了
779
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,160
我知道
780
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,920
奶奶，她回來了，回來了
781
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,160
不知道他想怎麼樣？
782
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,920
他是不是想親我呢？
783
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
讓不讓他親？
784
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,240
親完以後他還會怎麼樣？
785
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,280
是不是等我去親她？
786
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,040
電梯那麼久都不來
787
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:16,800
電梯到了
788
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,160
拜拜
789
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:33,960
我好像沒說晚安
790
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,560
晚安
791
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,160
我晚安跟拜拜都說過了哦？
792
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,680
對不起，親錯了
793
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:36,960
過來
794
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,000
機靈一點，我叫你的時候自動出現
795
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:41,840
現在自動消失
796
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,160
是，老闆
797
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:44,720
來了很久了？
798
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,440
沒有，剛剛到，上車
799
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:47,520
好啊
800
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,400
讓我來介紹，這位是Joseph
801
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:50,480
這位是Lolanto
802
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:51,960
嗨
803
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,120
Joseph?
804
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,920
是啊，他剛從英國回來
805
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,600
今天一起吃飯
806
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,440
先生，要點什麼？
807
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,080
給我來一瓶最好的香檳
808
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,280
好
809
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,920
我想我要一隻雞
810
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,480
Joseph，你要什麼？
811
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,400
這個鴨肉怎麼做的？
812
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,040
這是辣椒鴨，很辣的
813
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,880
我不要了，我不能吃辣的
814
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:17,560
給我來個羊排
815
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:18,160
好的
816
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,040
我要五成熟的牛排
817
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,120
好
818
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,560
非得害害你
819
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:24,600
先生，酒來了
820
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,200
我喜歡自己開
821
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,960
我讓你出洋相
822
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,120
怎麼那麼緊，打不開
823
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,480
讓我來開好了
824
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,160
是很緊的，不過馬上就好了
825
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,840
好在我身手敏捷
826
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,840
先生，對不起
827
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:55,760
老闆…
828
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,000
我已經自動出現了
829
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,520
你出現有什麼用啊？
830
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,720
快點想辦法耍那個小子
831
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,280
早就預備好了
832
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:05,200
老闆，這一瓶是超級辣椒油
833
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,480
兩滴就辣到他開不了口
834
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,560
倒在羊排上，讓我來
835
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,840
要是他吃了，起碼啞三天
836
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,600
便秘兩個星期
837
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:19,760
好主意
838
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,160
你的羊排看起來很棒，我跟你換
839
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,920
無所謂，來
840
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,280
不要，這兒的雞很好吃
841
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,040
羊排吃了一身都是騷味
842
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,080
可是我又不想吃雞
843
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,040
要不這樣吧，我吃你的牛排
844
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:34,920
你吃我的羊排
845
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,560
我…
846
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,240
你怎麼不吃啊？
847
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,760
沒什麼
848
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,640
你是不高興我吃你的牛排囉
849
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:44,640
沒有…
850
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,040
沒有就吃啊
851
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,920
吃啊
852
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,440
吃
853
00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,920
算帳
854
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:00,960
讓我來付
855
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,080
這兒不是隨便付帳的
856
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,040
普通信用卡未必肯收
857
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,280
金卡靠得住
858
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,040
先生，謝謝，兩千零九十塊
859
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,200
那麼便宜
860
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,440
對不起，先生，這種卡我們不收的
861
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,440
看清楚，這是金卡
862
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,760
對不起，這張卡不管是金是銀
863
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,520
我們都不收的
864
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,040
叫你們經理來
865
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,800
對不起，我就是經理
866
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,440
叫你們董事長來
867
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,920
董事長，這位先生找您
868
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,880
幫陳先生開個帳戶，以後不用簽卡
869
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,040
是
870
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,400
我們去玩保齡
871
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,640
好啊
872
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,600
我打中了
873
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,760
你再打中這個就三百分了
874
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:48,440
一定要中
875
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,240
OK
876
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:54,640
我叉你，我叉…
877
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:02,400
快點簽名證明Joseph打到三百分
878
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,120
打到有什麼了不起？很多人都可以
879
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,120
玩花式才難
880
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,200
玩什麼花式難哪？
881
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,760
老闆，這個只有四兩重
882
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,080
如果你能做到我做的動作
883
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,920
我就真的佩服你，看著
884
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:35,840
不錯，羅蘭多
885
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,600
雕蟲小技，好容易做的
886
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,040
原來你有這麼大的本事我都不知道
887
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,720
謝謝，謝謝各位的捧場
888
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,280
雕蟲小技，謝謝…謝謝各位
889
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,600
我知道你還有很多花式的
890
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,440
也不算太多，七百多種
891
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,360
是嗎？表演給大家看看好不好？
892
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,600
好…
893
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:56,960
用這個球啊？
894
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,120
怎麼不是這個球？
895
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,120
每個球都是一樣的
896
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,960
除非那個球有古怪，讓我看看
897
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,920
就用這個球…
898
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,040
那來啊，來啊
899
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:07,480
來啊…
900
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,680
是啊，多玩一次，我也想學
901
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,000
好像剛才那樣，用頭來頂球
902
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,880
用這個球頂…
903
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,640
了不起，這樣也能全中
904
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:25,880
馬馬虎虎，我要去廁所
905
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,800
老闆，你真棒
906
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:30,840
棒你個死人頭
907
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,240
剛才抓那個球是真的
908
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,080
現在我的腳腫得像豬蹄一樣
909
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:34,960
不會吧
910
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,080
什麼不會
911
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,760
我叫殺人魔的弟弟殺人王來揍他
912
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,520
對啊
913
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,520
你把那個人的特徵說出來
914
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,800
那幫人什麼都不管，就只管打
915
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,800
行呀，叫他打穿紅背心的
916
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,640
怎麼這麼倒楣？
917
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,480
又中？
918
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:00,960
你的衣服怎麼會破了？
919
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,400
一時不小心，在那邊勾破的
920
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,560
Joseph，把你的背心借給他穿
921
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:06,880
為什麼？
922
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,160
你看，他把衣服給弄破了
923
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,040
沒問題
924
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,960
不用，不用了，不要緊的
925
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,560
穿吧
926
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,600
你穿不穿？不穿別走過來
927
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:16,600
我穿
928
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:17,840
穿吧
929
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,560
把釦子扣上
930
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,680
紅背心，就是他
931
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,480
請等一等
932
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,040
方主任，辦公室有電話找你
933
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,920
好在我羅蘭多機靈
934
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,400
你們怎麼能找得到我呢？
935
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:51,960
你們這三個傻瓜
936
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,360
你讓我這麼聰明的人
937
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,200
躲在辦公室的桌子底下
938
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,520
你們找到天亮吧
939
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:02,400
恐怕你們找到天亮也找不到我啊
940
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,520
這不是羅蘭多的聲音嗎？
941
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,240
救命啊
942
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:15,400
什麼事？
943
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,680
不關你的事
944
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,440
你沒事吧？
945
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:27,720
他怎麼這麼能打？
946
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,080
當然了，人家學了十幾年功夫了
947
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,600
早知道我不請人…
948
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:32,200
什麼？
949
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,200
沒什麼？
950
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:42,280
謝謝
951
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,680
拜拜
952
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:46,920
我先上去了
953
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,640
你跟他一塊兒住？
954
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:50,840
是啊
955
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,640
你還疼不疼？
956
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,520
最疼的就是心了
957
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,000
不過我也知道，我比不上他
958
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,160
那也不一定
959
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,040
起碼他沒你那麼狡猾
960
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,560
又用辣油，又出打手
961
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:05,840
我先走了
962
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,080
羅蘭多
963
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,880
那你想不想知道我跟他什麼關係
964
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:14,440
那就算了，他是我的小叔叔
965
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,040
什麼？你說什麼？
966
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,520
他是我爸爸最小的弟弟
967
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:18,800
真的？
968
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,200
我早就知道了
969
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,920
不過我假裝緊張嘛
970
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,080
回家睡覺吧你
971
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:38,920
羅蘭多…
972
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,920
想話行街大家拖手
973
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,640
遇到親戚又怕醜
974
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,600
想話同你食叉燒包
975
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:13,080
等位已經等瘦
976
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:17,440
放棄市區的俗氣，一於到郊外去
977
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,920
海邊的景色秀
978
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,080
四處去享受下，海邊的風味夠
979
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,440
那蝦醬好鬼臭
980
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,440
想學文藝片盪韆鞦
981
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,960
但公園一班馬騮
982
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:39,000
看著不願走還很多口
983
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,720
只得暗中詛咒
984
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:45,800
去哪裡可以做竇，深宵拍拖到下午
985
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,360
找一處都罕有
986
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:52,560
我看見水裡面有青蛙兩夫婦合奏
987
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,920
不需要好講究
988
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:02,960
人怎比得上青蛙，能一生快樂透
989
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,880
有池塘為伴岸邊綠柳
990
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,880
手指尾輕輕扣
991
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,880
寧願做對青蛙
992
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:16,280
攬住叫，攬住笑，四面游
993
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,960
倘若成真做了青蛙
994
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,520
大家一對定無憂
995
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:27,720
挨著蓮花嘰嘰呱呱
996
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,920
講心要講個夠
997
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:34,440
晚晚我都對住你，水面唱歌我伴奏
998
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,920
今生我什麼都有
999
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:41,040
我要你攬實我，攬一世都無話夠
1000
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,720
蝌蚪要生幾竇
1001
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,840
晚晚我都對住你，水面唱歌我伴奏
1002
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,160
今生我什麼都有
1003
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:54,480
我要你攬實我，攬一世都無話夠
1004
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,160
生仔要生幾竇
1005
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,760
我看小貓愛我愛得快要發狂了
1006
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:09,760
阿美對我也不錯
1007
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:10,760
是嗎？
1008
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,960
各自有目標，不要那麼花心
1009
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:41,960
阿立
1010
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,040
明天晚上來我家吃飯
1011
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,200
什麼事？
1012
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,960
別管那麼多，你來好了
1013
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,240
請不請我？
1014
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:50,640
陳先生賞臉就更好了
1015
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:51,800
我叫了小貓來了
1016
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,600
好，我一定到
1017
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:54,160
明天晚上見
1018
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,640
好，拜拜
1019
00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:56,840
拜拜
1020
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,240
什麼事？
1021
00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,760
問問電腦不就知道了
1022
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:01,760
四月二十一？
1023
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,000
所以說泡妞不只要用頭腦
1024
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,360
還要用電腦
1025
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,920
查一查就知道是她生日了
1026
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,520
生日？送給她什麼禮物好呢？
1027
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,440
太容易了，我教你送一份
1028
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,800
空前絕後的大禮物給她
1029
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,480
你只要給錢就行了
1030
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:18,040
陳先生，讓我來介紹
1031
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:21,560
我們新的公共關係經理雲飄飄小姐
1032
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,040
雲飄飄小姐，歡迎歡迎
1033
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,520
陳先生，以後請多多指教
1034
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:31,920
哪裡哪裡
1035
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,240
這位是…
1036
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,400
他是我的司機
1037
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:36,920
司機？
1038
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:37,920
是
1039
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:38,960
總經理，你不是說
1040
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,920
帶我到其他的部門去看看的嗎？
1041
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,600
是的，我們去那邊
1042
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:43,880
請便
1043
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,240
這個公共關係經理
1044
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,400
我真恨不得馬上跟她發生關係
1045
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:49,160
別胡說八道了
1046
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:51,840
快告訴我送給阿美什麼生日禮物吧
1047
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,440
是這樣的
1048
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,600
我覺得那個司機很怪
1049
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:56,720
是嗎？
1050
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,000
你有沒有發覺到
1051
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:00,640
他坐在陳立品的桌子上
1052
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:01,880
一個司機
1053
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,240
怎麼可以坐在董事長的檯面上呢？
1054
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,360
還有，你給我的資料
1055
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,080
怎麼沒有董事長的相片？
1056
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,240
他這一輩子最怕的就是照相
1057
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,920
他六歲以後只拍過一張大學畢業照
1058
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:14,880
飄飄，這是個金龜
1059
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,800
你千萬不要放過
1060
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:18,200
你請我來
1061
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,000
就是怕他查出來你拿公款炒股票
1062
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:24,040
如果你嫁給他，那我不就沒事了嗎
1063
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,120
那你放心
1064
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,880
這個世界上我還沒遇到柳下惠呢
1065
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,600
我可全靠你了
1066
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,000
喂，Raymond?
1067
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,040
是啊，我是飄飄
1068
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,000
我想你找一找史丹福大學
1069
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:44,720
四年前一個畢業生的相片
1070
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,560
是的，他的名字叫陳立品
1071
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:53,720
請等一等
1072
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:55,640
謝謝
1073
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,440
你今天生日嗎？
1074
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,160
你今天生日嗎？
1075
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,920
郁德美小姐，青蛙王子恭喜你
1076
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:13,920
今天生辰快樂，青春常駐
1077
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:15,520
這個女的真有本事
1078
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:16,680
能找那麼個大頭
1079
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,360
三分鐘替她播一次生日歌
1080
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,680
真是了不起
1081
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:22,960
真的三分鐘播一次？
1082
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,920
何止，張張報紙還替她登頭版呢
1083
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,280
這張也是
1084
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:35,920
這張也是
1085
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:48,640
小姐，讓一讓…
1086
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,800
這些花不是我的，放在那邊
1087
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:57,840
你是不是郁德美小姐？
1088
00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:58,360
是啊
1089
00:55:58,440 --> 00:55:59,840
是就對了
1090
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,600
今天究竟什麼事？那麼多花
1091
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,400
今天每張報紙都是你
1092
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,120
還有張那麼大的賀卡
1093
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,240
賀卡？
1094
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,080
打開看看
1095
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,760
青蛙王子？
1096
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:24,720
郁德美小姐
1097
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:25,880
有一位叫青蛙王子的先生
1098
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,720
在我們車行訂了一架車送給你
1099
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,520
請你下樓驗收
1100
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:35,280
送給我的？
1101
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,040
是啊
1102
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,080
有一位叫青蛙王子的先生送給你的
1103
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,760
連保險都買了
1104
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,680
你幾時認識個青蛙王子的？
1105
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,440
我根本就沒有
1106
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:44,400
神經病
1107
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,760
阿美，誰是青蛙王子？
1108
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:48,880
到底怎麼回事嘛？
1109
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,760
別說了，我今天一定要發神經了
1110
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:52,680
你到哪兒去啊？
1111
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,040
我去洗個臉，我怕是做夢
1112
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:58,280
阿美
1113
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,560
生日快樂
1114
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,160
你怎麼知道？
1115
00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:06,480
我想全香港大概有一半人都知道了
1116
00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:09,560
不過我的花沒人家的多
1117
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,280
你有心就可以了
1118
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,120
我不打擾你了，我去做事
1119
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,840
擦車，拜拜…
1120
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,040
拜拜
1121
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,800
他不是陳立品？那怎麼會？
1122
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,240
這張是他的大學畢業照
1123
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,160
還有這張放大了五百倍
1124
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,600
那個司機？
1125
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:37,360
他才是真正的陳立品
1126
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:40,640
冒充他的叫羅蘭多，是他的老朋友
1127
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,480
下去打死這個王八蛋
1128
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,160
不要
1129
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:46,480
一定是陳立品叫他這麼做的
1130
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,600
我們不要拆穿他們
1131
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:48,840
為什麼？
1132
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,520
這位是我們董事長陳先生
1133
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:53,720
叫他羅蘭多行了
1134
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,000
阿立
1135
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:59,440
這個還用介紹嗎？親都讓他親過了
1136
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,720
反正阿美的大哥還沒有回來
1137
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:02,640
我們先打幾圈
1138
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,280
好啊
1139
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:05,800
我不會打
1140
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:09,080
打吧，奶奶很喜歡打牌的
1141
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,760
好，你過來，有點東西給你
1142
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,000
小意思，生日快樂
1143
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,360
你還沒領到薪水呢
1144
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,880
不要緊，假的，很便宜
1145
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:25,200
開檯了…
1146
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,920
來吧…過來打八圈
1147
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:29,840
就來
1148
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,360
我跟阿美進廚房做菜，你打吧
1149
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:32,680
我打
1150
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:34,120
快點
1151
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:37,880
來呀
1152
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:39,880
別急，慢慢來
1153
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,720
對不起，我不會打
1154
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,240
一定是阿美的大哥回來了
1155
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,360
老婆，我回來了
1156
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,360
你死到哪兒去了？今天你妹妹生日
1157
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:52,920
男朋友跟董事長都來了
1158
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,240
董事長？
1159
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:02,360
你別吵，我都看不過來了
1160
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,160
對不起，掉牌了
1161
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,600
這位就是阿美的男朋友叫阿立
1162
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:09,840
幹什麼？
1163
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,600
阿美的大哥原來就是郁德仁
1164
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,840
郁德仁？
1165
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,280
我幫你撿
1166
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,360
我憋不住了，廁所在哪兒？廁所
1167
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:20,720
我也是
1168
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,000
那邊是廚房
1169
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:24,800
老婆，這兩個傢伙那麼奇怪
1170
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,480
去廁所都一起去
1171
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:27,640
人家是老朋友嘛
1172
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,800
老朋友也不用一起去廁所，有毛病
1173
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:30,920
你管人家幹什麼
1174
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,480
來，讓我來介紹
1175
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,840
這位是我先生郁德仁
1176
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:37,400
這位是陳董事長，這位是阿立
1177
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,160
仁哥，你好…
1178
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:42,480
怎麼辦？
1179
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,120
怎麼辦？
1180
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:54,160
老婆，你說那董事長就是…
1181
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:55,920
仁哥，聽說你功夫很厲害
1182
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,920
我把你泡妞的事告訴你老婆
1183
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:58,640
千萬不要
1184
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:02,640
我的功夫馬馬虎虎
1185
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:04,480
我老丈人是我的老闆
1186
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:05,800
不必那麼客氣了
1187
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,760
你記住，要不然咱們一拍兩散
1188
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:09,960
教完了我以後再教他
1189
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:12,920
他…沒問題
1190
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,160
大嫂，快來幫忙，螃蟹弄不好
1191
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:16,880
快去幫忙…
1192
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:18,000
讓我來
1193
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:20,640
你真行呀你
1194
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,280
他…
1195
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,080
武士刀
1196
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,760
臭小子
1197
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,920
冒充董事長來泡我的妹妹
1198
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,360
不是我，是他
1199
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:30,920
有話慢慢說
1200
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:31,880
是你？
1201
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,280
大嫂…
1202
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:35,560
怎麼回事？
1203
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,520
老婆，沒什麼…我們研究一下刀法
1204
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,000
我們一見如故，還想結拜兄弟
1205
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:43,080
等我拿點香出來，我們拜天地
1206
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:46,920
好兄弟，好弟弟，好兄弟
1207
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,760
好大哥，好大嫂
1208
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:51,040
怎麼好得那麼快？
1209
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,200
這三個男人有點古怪
1210
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,440
來，吃飯
1211
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,400
老婆，這個雞那麼好吃，怎麼做的
1212
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:00,840
跟平常一樣
1213
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:02,640
殺雞是不是這樣？
1214
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,080
一拉雞頭，一刀
1215
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:09,680
然後一拉雞毛，一刀，剁…
1216
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,440
接著一塊塊切開，是不是？
1217
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,440
人人都是這樣殺的啦
1218
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:17,800
大嫂，仁哥說他很喜歡那個什麼菜
1219
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,640
你說什麼？
1220
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:21,440
沒什麼，他說很多菜很好吃
1221
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,720
你天天去市場買
1222
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,360
是…這些菜真好吃
1223
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,160
是啊，我跟那些賣菜的很熟
1224
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:28,800
所以能夠買到新鮮的菜
1225
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,200
來，別客氣
1226
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:31,680
好
1227
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,640
怎麼了？千萬不要客氣，吃…
1228
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:40,600
多吃點菜
1229
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:42,920
不過說起來，我在外面常聽到
1230
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,400
仁哥跟那些女人的事情
1231
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:47,920
女人？什麼女人？
1232
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,960
是這樣的，外邊的人都這麼說
1233
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,200
仁哥他不喜歡女人
1234
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:52,560
又不喜歡認識女人
1235
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:54,120
他恨外面所有的女人
1236
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:55,720
只喜歡他老婆一個女人
1237
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,000
是一個標準丈夫
1238
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,920
仁哥，是不是？
1239
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,640
是…
1240
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,240
來，大家吃菜
1241
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,600
仁哥，你能吃蝦嗎？
1242
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:08,560
為什麼不能吃？
1243
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:12,040
你在外面叫百毒神君，不怕發呀
1244
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:13,000
不是，對不起
1245
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:15,120
我記錯了，你不叫百毒神君
1246
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:18,960
你叫泡疹王
1247
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,520
糟了，這回可慘了
1248
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:30,200
再見
1249
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:30,880
拜拜
1250
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,200
有空再來
1251
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:36,360
阿美，我們走了
1252
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,240
拜拜
1253
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,880
阿美，以後不准你再跟他來往
1254
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:44,400
為什麼？
1255
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:46,160
總之不准跟他在一起
1256
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:47,920
為什麼不讓他們在一起？
1257
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,080
人家有什麼不好？
1258
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:52,120
老婆，他們有什麼好？
1259
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,040
這兩個傢伙是在外面混的
1260
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:56,440
什麼董事長，其實是冒充的
1261
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:57,160
你怎麼知道？
1262
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:58,000
我當然知道了
1263
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,720
他們兩個老在迪斯可泡妞
1264
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:02,280
上次還想泡我的女朋友呢
1265
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,800
什麼？泡你的女朋友？
1266
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:06,920
我說錯了，我去洗澡了
1267
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:11,200
你往哪兒跑？別跑…
1268
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,360
阿美，怎麼你在這兒？
1269
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,600
雲小姐的秘書告病假
1270
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:24,160
要我替她兩天
1271
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,520
雲小姐找我，說有點事要跟我談
1272
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:29,560
我也有事想跟你談
1273
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:31,680
我先進去
1274
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:39,720
郁小姐，現在開始我不聽電話了
1275
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:40,920
知道
1276
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:43,520
有什麼事嗎？
1277
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,280
我查過人事部的卷宗
1278
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,440
發覺你的名字跟董事長的名字一樣
1279
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:49,680
那是湊巧
1280
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:51,840
但是你跟他是很好的朋友
1281
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,080
是啊，舊同學
1282
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,480
我也認識你一個舊同學
1283
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:00,080
你在史丹福畢業
1284
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,400
卻跑到這兒來做司機？
1285
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,760
你才是陳立品
1286
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,000
為什麼你要假扮司機呢？
1287
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:12,960
我希望你跟我保守這個秘密
1288
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:15,240
我不想你用這種手段去騙女孩子
1289
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:17,680
郁德美人很純潔
1290
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:21,040
我不希望看見她被愛情騙子欺騙
1291
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:26,840
我是真心愛她的
1292
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:28,240
這個我也相信
1293
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,720
我跟羅蘭多交換身分
1294
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,360
就是想查清楚公司的帳目
1295
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,720
我爸爸七天後就會回來
1296
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,480
請你幫我個忙
1297
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,840
那好吧，你先出去
1298
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,760
免得別人看見說閒話
1299
01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:48,600
阿美，你怎麼了？
1300
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,280
怎麼了？董事長，陳大少爺
1301
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,520
我X加Y交叉你
1302
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,840
阿美…你聽我說
1303
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:01,200
什麼事？
1304
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:07,400
我們的話阿美全都聽見了，阿美…
1305
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,040
不准開門
1306
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:14,680
這麼吵，什麼事情？
1307
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,880
還不是阿立，她說阿立欺騙她
1308
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:18,960
阿立騙她？
1309
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:21,280
妹妹，是不是阿立騙了你？
1310
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,040
他有沒有佔你便宜
1311
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:24,240
如果有我就把他剁成一段一段的
1312
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:28,880
阿立怎麼騙了她？
1313
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:30,560
原來阿立真的是董事長
1314
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,440
假扮司機來騙她
1315
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:33,560
是真的
1316
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:34,600
真是董事長？
1317
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:35,640
真的
1318
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:37,640
我早說過羅蘭多是冒充的
1319
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:42,760
仁哥
1320
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:47,000
歡迎，我的兄弟
1321
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:49,920
我老早就看出你是有前途的
1322
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,800
歡迎你泡我的妹妹，一定要努力
1323
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:56,000
加油，千萬不要令我失望
1324
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,040
我盡力而為
1325
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,200
來…
1326
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:02,520
這兒有鑰匙
1327
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:05,160
你開門，有什麼事就叫我
1328
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:08,640
我一定會幫你，我為你壯膽子，來
1329
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:09,840
阿美
1330
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:12,920
阿美
1331
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:13,800
誰讓你進來的？
1332
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,520
進去
1333
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:18,120
你大哥…
1334
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:18,720
怎麼樣？
1335
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:20,080
他進房裡去了
1336
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,120
正在打 真陰功
1337
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,000
阿立，你醒醒
1338
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:46,840
阿立，你怎麼樣？
1339
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:47,960
很疼
1340
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:52,960
我認識你那麼久，為什麼不告訴我
1341
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,080
我生日那些東西…
1342
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,720
全是羅蘭多教我的
1343
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:00,760
你們臭男人總是喜歡賴
1344
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:05,480
阿美，你嫁給我吧
1345
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:06,560
我會令你幸福的
1346
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:08,560
你以為騙我就是幸福啊
1347
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:13,480
阿美，我會讓你過得很舒服的
1348
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:15,240
如果你大哥喜歡的話
1349
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,440
我可以給他一千萬做生意
1350
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:19,680
一千萬…
1351
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:24,240
拿錢來壓我？我一毛錢也不要
1352
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:27,960
阿美
1353
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:29,560
我不要你的心口針
1354
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,040
是真的，很貴的
1355
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,480
這是吃人魚
1356
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,240
怎麼樣？
1357
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:39,080
你怎麼樣？
1358
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:42,000
你走，我再也不要見到你
1359
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:55,680
對不起
1360
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:58,120
我剛才不記得關對講機，連累你
1361
01:07:58,200 --> 01:07:59,480
別提了
1362
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:00,800
你生我氣？
1363
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:15,080
雲小姐…
1364
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:20,120
雲小姐，你怎麼了？
1365
01:08:20,480 --> 01:08:22,960
雲小姐，你怎麼了？
1366
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:24,880
你怎麼了？
1367
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,360
我有病，經常這樣
1368
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:29,200
那怎麼辦？
1369
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:31,440
你可不可以先送我回家？
1370
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:38,520
謝謝你送我回來，凱志
1371
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:43,080
這裡有凱子嗎？
1372
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,480
我最近精神恍惚
1373
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:50,160
凱志是我以前死了的男朋友
1374
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:54,280
他的樣子很像你
1375
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:59,120
我見到你，就覺得好像他還沒有死
1376
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:00,960
真不好意思
1377
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:02,880
令你想起以前的男朋友
1378
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:05,360
我想我也該告辭了
1379
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:10,080
那也好，孤男寡女不方便
1380
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:11,400
是啊
1381
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,760
凱志，我好怕
1382
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:22,160
你不要老當我是凱志
1383
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:29,680
是啊，我是不應該把你當凱志
1384
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,760
你可以陪我喝杯酒嗎？
1385
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,640
喝酒？是什麼酒？
1386
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:38,600
這種是墨西哥植物提煉的
1387
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:41,520
有人喝一杯就好像被槌子打了一下
1388
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:43,080
馬上暈過去
1389
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:44,640
那是笑話
1390
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:53,840
對啊，我真的好像被人槌了一下
1391
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,280
你幹什麼？
1392
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,440
當他酒後糊塗，把你給糟蹋了嘛
1393
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:12,120
神經，被人捅幾刀也沒那麼多血
1394
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:13,200
那怎麼辦？
1395
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:15,120
你先躲起來，讓我來
1396
01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:26,600
我在哪兒？
1397
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,920
怎麼那麼多血？
1398
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:51,720
難道我摧殘了一朵鮮花？
1399
01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:05,760
雲小姐？
1400
01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:12,920
我是不是…
1401
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:17,560
你不用說了，我不會怪你
1402
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:21,720
難道剛才我跟你…
1403
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,880
我並不後悔
1404
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:28,080
我沒有給凱志，給你還不是一樣
1405
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:33,480
你放心好了，我不會要你負責的
1406
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:37,160
我真的對你做出這種事？
1407
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:40,840
阿立，現在不是五十年代
1408
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,680
我不用你負責任
1409
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:48,840
以後你忘記了我，就當是一場春夢
1410
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:54,680
不行，我不可以這樣
1411
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:56,360
凱志
1412
01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:00,920
糟糕，又暈過去了
1413
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:04,800
你怎麼了？雲小姐，你怎麼老暈？
1414
01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:10,400
其實我只有三個月的生命
1415
01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:11,720
絕症？
1416
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:15,120
是血癌
1417
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:19,840
醫生要我好好的過這三個月
1418
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:25,240
凱志，就算我們結婚也不會有將來
1419
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:30,120
今天晚上的事我不會要你負責
1420
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:35,560
我怎麼這麼糊塗呢？
1421
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:39,640
我怎麼這麼糊塗
1422
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:44,880
不行，我要對你負責任
1423
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:48,400
飄飄，我要娶你
1424
01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:50,920
讓你快快樂樂過這三個月
1425
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:53,880
阿立整個晚上到哪兒去了？
1426
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:57,600
小貓，可不可以給我倒杯咖啡？
1427
01:12:57,680 --> 01:12:59,880
好，董事長
1428
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:06,280
謝謝
1429
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:08,840
好香
1430
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:14,520
怎麼了？味道不好嗎？
1431
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:18,520
謝謝你給我倒杯水好不好？
1432
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:19,720
早就準備好了
1433
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:21,160
漱漱口
1434
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:23,800
漱漱口又不是洗臉
1435
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:27,240
你還在這兒裝蒜，什麼都揭穿了
1436
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,800
你什麼身分我都可以跟你做朋友
1437
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:32,000
不過我不能容忍騙我的朋友
1438
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:36,800
小貓…你不要走，小貓
1439
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,440
小貓，你聽我說嘛
1440
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:40,480
小貓幹什麼？
1441
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:43,280
你啊，揭穿了也不說一聲
1442
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:45,760
慢慢跟你說
1443
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:47,760
現在開始你不用再扮我了
1444
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:48,960
我們進去
1445
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:54,960
保安部，讓陳皮厚馬上來見我
1446
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:56,200
我是董事長
1447
01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:57,240
董事長
1448
01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,160
你怎麼知道的？
1449
01:13:58,240 --> 01:13:59,240
我老早就知道了
1450
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:01,560
不…我剛剛知道的
1451
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:03,440
我要你馬上自動辭職
1452
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:04,960
同時交還一千零四十萬
1453
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:07,160
要不然我就報警抓你
1454
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:09,120
飄飄，你…
1455
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:12,120
表哥，我不能違背良心幫你
1456
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,520
你做的事情是犯法的
1457
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:15,960
你想過河拆橋？
1458
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:17,560
董事長，我老實告訴你吧
1459
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:20,400
其實我們兩個串通好來騙你的
1460
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:23,040
我早就知道你會這樣說了
1461
01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:24,560
我揭穿了你的秘密
1462
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:25,360
我預備好了
1463
01:14:25,440 --> 01:14:27,720
你會用最惡毒的話來形容我的
1464
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:29,560
如果這樣你覺得舒服一點
1465
01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:30,800
你罵我好了
1466
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:32,280
你不要再中傷飄飄了
1467
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:34,720
他已經把你的犯罪證據全交給我了
1468
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:36,920
三天內收不到你的支票就法庭見面
1469
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:39,560
你這個臭娘們，臭娘們…
1470
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:41,880
你這個臭娘們，臭娘們
1471
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:43,800
謝謝你，羅蘭多
1472
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:45,360
你可以繼續留下來做我的助理
1473
01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,600
我給你三萬塊錢一個月
1474
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:51,000
這樣就換人了？
1475
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:53,400
慢慢再跟你說
1476
01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:54,960
你心也太花了吧，小子
1477
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:56,760
阿美有什麼不好？
1478
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:58,600
我有苦衷的
1479
01:14:58,680 --> 01:14:59,680
你不用說那麼多了
1480
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:01,360
我不伺候你這種人
1481
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:03,720
我加到四萬塊
1482
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:04,720
不幹
1483
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:07,840
羅蘭多，五萬塊
1484
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:09,120
不幹
1485
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:11,720
六萬塊，加一架勞斯萊斯
1486
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:14,160
你說出什麼我都是NO
1487
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:20,120
六萬塊加勞斯萊斯？
1488
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:24,080
這麼美的差事，我為什麼不幹？
1489
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:26,160
仁哥
1490
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:27,160
你還敢來？
1491
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:28,560
不是
1492
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:30,160
仁哥
1493
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:31,240
我現在一肚子火
1494
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:32,760
拆了你的骨頭燉湯喝
1495
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:34,480
不是，我是來幫阿美的
1496
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:36,120
誰要你幫？
1497
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:37,400
這就是你的不是了
1498
01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:38,600
我已經查清楚了
1499
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:40,400
那個雲飄飄是愛情女騙子
1500
01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:42,280
她的外號叫迷湯例不虛發
1501
01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:43,680
很多男人上過當了
1502
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:44,920
這種男人不要也罷
1503
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:47,160
不是，雲飄飄專裝純情
1504
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:48,760
她最厲害的就是絕症計
1505
01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:50,040
阿立一定是讓她騙了
1506
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,960
是這樣？那我們可要揭穿她
1507
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:53,920
我已經派了很多人去找證據了
1508
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,400
阿立的爸爸跟媽媽後天就回來
1509
01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:58,680
雲飄飄已經預備好了派對歡迎他們
1510
01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:00,760
她對老頭子很有一套
1511
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:03,800
阿美不去搶回幾分可就吃虧了
1512
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:05,640
我才沒那閒功夫
1513
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:06,760
你也不用裝了
1514
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:08,480
我知道你很喜歡阿立的
1515
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:09,800
誰喜歡他？
1516
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,560
她鬥不過雲飄飄，她沒面子
1517
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,240
我為什麼要怕她？
1518
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:15,440
不怕就跟她鬥
1519
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,760
搶回來不要都好，幹嘛便宜她？
1520
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:19,440
說了半天這句話最對了
1521
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:20,680
說得對，阿美
1522
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:22,440
你不要他好過他不要你
1523
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:23,440
是啊
1524
01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:24,840
那也不是說去就去的啊
1525
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:27,000
如果讓阿美現在這個樣子，不行
1526
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:31,040
我們要改造她，令她脫胎換骨
1527
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:42,640
照我說，我們阿立能夠認識你
1528
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:44,800
我都不知道有多高興
1529
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:45,920
您過獎了，媽媽
1530
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:46,600
媽媽？
1531
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:49,600
是啊，我跟阿立已決定後天結婚
1532
01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:51,440
他是心急了一點
1533
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:53,920
要我說明天更好
1534
01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:57,400
不行，等我們回到美國
1535
01:16:57,480 --> 01:17:00,120
一定要大擺筵席，你說是不是？
1536
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:01,960
是…
1537
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:03,080
讓讓
1538
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,280
在想什麼？
1539
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,080
就你們兩個？阿美呢？
1540
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:20,200
怎麼你很想見阿美嗎？
1541
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:22,000
等一會她會自己一個人來
1542
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:23,720
由碼頭那邊過來
1543
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:25,000
碼頭？
1544
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:18,640
阿美，你今天完全不同了
1545
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:21,440
哪兒比得上你的雲小姐
1546
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:23,600
阿美，我有苦衷
1547
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:26,120
現在才說晚不晚了點？
1548
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:32,920
別說那麼多了，先帶我上去
1549
01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:42,480
看什麼…不許看
1550
01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:44,840
那個女孩子是誰？去看看
1551
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:45,880
我過去看一看
1552
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,000
小姐，可以請你跳一支舞嗎？
1553
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:48,040
不可以
1554
01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:49,920
不理他們
1555
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:50,960
小姐，可以請你喝杯酒嗎？
1556
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:51,960
不可以
1557
01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:55,080
可以介紹給我認識一下嗎？
1558
01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:56,680
不可以
1559
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:00,720
可以，爸爸，阿美
1560
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:01,760
老伯
1561
01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:05,400
你好，你過來一下
1562
01:19:08,440 --> 01:19:09,520
這樣就好了
1563
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:12,920
你的朋友羅蘭多辦法可真不錯
1564
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,440
一個比一個漂亮
1565
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:15,040
是啊
1566
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:17,520
不過你後天準備娶哪一個？
1567
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,080
我過去一下
1568
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:26,560
阿美，你今天真漂亮
1569
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:30,040
阿立，我們那邊有很多客人要招呼
1570
01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:31,080
阿美那邊有問題
1571
01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:31,920
看我的
1572
01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:35,120
雲小姐，恭喜你
1573
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:35,720
謝謝你
1574
01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:36,840
小貓，快點恭喜雲小姐
1575
01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:37,840
雲小姐，恭喜你啊
1576
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:38,600
招呼不週
1577
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:40,520
不要客氣，我們自己會招呼自己
1578
01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:41,160
一會兒見
1579
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:42,440
拜拜
1580
01:19:57,360 --> 01:20:00,200
你不要忘了，你後天要結婚了
1581
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:04,120
阿美，給我一個機會
1582
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:09,600
後天上午十一點
1583
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:12,520
在我第一次推你下計程車的地方等
1584
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:17,040
我十二點就要舉行婚禮了
1585
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:19,800
你自己想清楚
1586
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:35,080
你說阿立會不會來？
1587
01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:36,920
他起碼會開70英里
1588
01:20:38,480 --> 01:20:39,920
還不只啊
1589
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:51,760
怎麼阿立塊頭大了那麼多？
1590
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:54,880
那個不是阿立，他們抓了阿美上車
1591
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,840
抓我妹妹，追
1592
01:20:58,800 --> 01:20:59,640
站住
1593
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:00,920
阿立
1594
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:02,560
你們怎麼在這兒？阿美呢？
1595
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:04,520
阿美被人抓去了，快點追
1596
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:17,040
我老婆給她的防狼器
1597
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:18,440
聲音在上面
1598
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:24,040
阿美
1599
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:30,160
臭丫頭，踢我？進去
1600
01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:31,280
阿美
1601
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:34,120
仁哥，你武功蓋世，你先上
1602
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:35,760
我也這麼說
1603
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,080
你們這幫兔崽子膽子真不小
1604
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:41,840
我郁德仁的妹妹都敢動？
1605
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,880
他力氣很大
1606
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:47,480
力氣大怕什麼？
1607
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:49,600
有沒有肌肉？
1608
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:51,920
我也有
1609
01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:55,720
他比你大
1610
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:56,880
是啊
1611
01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:59,120
不用怕，個子大沒用的
1612
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:00,000
有沒有刺花？
1613
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:01,200
是啊，有沒有刺花？
1614
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:01,960
有沒有？…
1615
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:03,520
我也有
1616
01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:11,160
好，大家不用怕，我去報警
1617
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,920
他們不肯借電話給我
1618
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:18,000
上
1619
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:22,400
別打…你們聽我解釋，別打
1620
01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:13,400
中
1621
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:15,040
再來
1622
01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:27,720
你沒事吧？
1623
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:28,880
好疼
1624
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:30,960
我親你一下，沒事了吧，沒事了
1625
01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:33,200
我們做好朋友，何必動粗
1626
01:23:36,480 --> 01:23:37,880
雲飄飄，你要我們捉一個
1627
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:38,920
現在弄出五個了
1628
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,920
這筆帳怎麼算呢？
1629
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:43,680
大哥，除了那個穿禮服的以外
1630
01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:46,120
其他的隨便你處置
1631
01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:48,160
那我不是有得玩了嗎？
1632
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:56,000
你們不用怕，我給你們一個機會
1633
01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:57,200
什麼機會？
1634
01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:01,000
我現在跟你們玩一個死亡遊戲
1635
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:02,760
死亡遊戲？
1636
01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:07,240
聽著，我這裡現在擺著幾張電椅
1637
01:24:07,360 --> 01:24:08,800
告訴你們
1638
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:11,680
你們其中一個人出來打一場桌球
1639
01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:15,640
如果輸了就要給電椅電死
1640
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:17,680
贏了就可以走
1641
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:20,280
這個傢伙有神經病的，這也好玩？
1642
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:21,920
他的名字叫神經Simon
1643
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:23,400
發起神經好厲害的
1644
01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:25,120
不要說那麼多了
1645
01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:28,680
兩個女人到電椅那邊去
1646
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:33,120
三個男人，找一個出來打桌球
1647
01:24:35,360 --> 01:24:37,400
我打得好一點，我打
1648
01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:39,240
你作夢，大家抽籤
1649
01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:41,160
綁著怎麼抽籤？
1650
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:42,840
沒關係，我數一二三
1651
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:44,400
可以張大嘴，可以閉著嘴
1652
01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:46,840
逢單的那個不用坐電椅，出去打球
1653
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:48,360
開始吧
1654
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:52,040
一二三
1655
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:03,920
不用怕，我陪你們玩
1656
01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:06,840
你們輸了就要被電死
1657
01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:09,960
我輸了，也一樣要死
1658
01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:13,480
你，去打桌球
1659
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:17,640
你們捉另外一個去坐電椅
1660
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:23,440
只有三張電椅？那我不用坐了
1661
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:24,920
你不用坐電椅
1662
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:26,640
是吧，我說這個人走起運來
1663
01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:27,840
連電椅都會少一張
1664
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:28,920
給他電針
1665
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:30,720
電針？
1666
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:34,240
不要啊
1667
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:41,000
老兄，你老老實實告訴我
1668
01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:42,440
你到底行不行？
1669
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:43,880
行，我全力以赴
1670
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:45,360
你一定要全力以赴
1671
01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:46,440
不過我有個問題要問你
1672
01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:47,680
什麼問題？
1673
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:48,960
用哪一頭打才對？
1674
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:50,680
什麼？
1675
01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:52,080
小王，出來
1676
01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:58,160
我們這張桌子有電子感應設備
1677
01:25:58,240 --> 01:25:59,600
每進一個球
1678
01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:03,040
後面的水柱就會自動升高一格
1679
01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:05,080
哪邊先進了黑球
1680
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,640
對方的電椅就會自動的通電
1681
01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:09,920
而自己的就會自動放人
1682
01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:11,200
明白了沒有？
1683
01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:13,920
我讓你先開球
1684
01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:41,000
不進…
1685
01:26:42,120 --> 01:26:43,480
進了
1686
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:45,640
小子，你少多嘴
1687
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:53,360
不要…
1688
01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:03,560
你怎麼搞的？小胖子球王
1689
01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:04,400
那麼容易的球
1690
01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:05,960
你運氣好，如果換了我
1691
01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:07,560
用腳趾頭一戳就進去了
1692
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:10,040
你要是有本事就打中我
1693
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:13,800
好了，該輪到我們了
1694
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:14,840
阿立，到你了
1695
01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:15,680
到我？
1696
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:17,000
你們還有個機會
1697
01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:19,800
如果進了黑球，你們就贏了
1698
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:21,920
阿立，你過來
1699
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:26,280
打好一點
1700
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:27,560
我會的
1701
01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:11,400
進…
1702
01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:12,920
進哪
1703
01:28:13,440 --> 01:28:15,440
小子，你輸定了
1704
01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:18,920
想贏我沒那麼容易
1705
01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:24,000
快走…
1706
01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:25,120
幫我把電針拔出來
1707
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:27,560
你們先走，別過來
1708
01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:29,400
走
1709
01:28:31,280 --> 01:28:32,720
關總開關
1710
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:34,840
快跑…快，快跑
1711
01:28:34,920 --> 01:28:37,560
站住…
1712
01:28:37,640 --> 01:28:38,560
別跑
1713
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:39,960
站住，看你往哪裡跑
1714
01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:41,800
別動
1715
01:28:43,160 --> 01:28:45,080
長官
1716
01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:46,080
我這一輩子
1717
01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:48,720
第一次覺得警察這麼可愛
1718
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:49,480
不要親了
1719
01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:49,960
神經病
1720
01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:50,920
阿立跟阿美呢？
1721
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:52,160
對呀
1722
01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:53,240
我沒氣了
1723
01:28:53,360 --> 01:28:54,800
我還有很多氣呢
1724
01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:56,360
當然，你被人追慣了
1725
01:29:00,480 --> 01:29:01,440
幹什麼？
1726
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:04,240
我在跑，而且跑得很快
1727
01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:22,000
長官，快點，他們在那邊
1728
01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:22,920
阿立
1729
01:29:22,960 --> 01:29:23,480
他在那兒
1730
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:24,200
你沒事吧
1731
01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:26,040
當然沒事了，我把大哥都綁起來了
1732
01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:27,360
真了不起
1733
01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:28,680
阿立
1734
01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:30,160
爸爸，怎麼你也來了？
1735
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:31,880
你不見了，我就報警了
1736
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:33,560
警方一通知我就來了
1737
01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:35,240
您真聰明，您過來
1738
01:29:35,360 --> 01:29:36,440
我有事要跟您說
1739
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:37,720
阿美，你也過來
1740
01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:39,480
我決定了
1741
01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:41,280
什麼事？
1742
01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:43,280
我要跟阿美結婚
1743
01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:45,720
你已經那麼大了，自己決定吧
1744
01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:47,680
那就這樣了，我們先走了
1745
01:29:47,760 --> 01:29:48,920
你怎麼走？
1746
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:49,960
坐計程車
1747
01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:51,280
不用
1748
01:30:00,680 --> 01:30:02,480
爸爸，真有你的
1749
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:04,480
阿美，咱們飛吧
1750
01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:17,360
凱志
1751
01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:21,760
阿美，你等一等，我跟她說幾句話
1752
01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,160
飄飄
1753
01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:28,440
我知道你想跟她走
1754
01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:31,600
好吧，你不用管我了
1755
01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:33,160
我只有兩個月的生命
1756
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:35,400
你不應該娶我這個苦命的女人的
1757
01:30:35,480 --> 01:30:36,080
飄飄
1758
01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:38,520
你沒有理由為了一個垂死的女人
1759
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:41,680
放棄自己的幸福
1760
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,240
你去吧
1761
01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:46,720
讓我一個人孤零零的死去好了
1762
01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:48,840
我考慮過了
1763
01:30:48,920 --> 01:30:51,720
我聽你的話，我跟她走
1764
01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:54,680
凱志，你真的走了？
1765
01:30:54,920 --> 01:30:56,960
你找第二個凱子吧
1766
01:30:59,360 --> 01:31:06,160
拜拜…
1767
01:31:06,760 --> 01:31:09,840
想話行街大家拖手
1768
01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:12,560
遇到親戚又怕醜
1769
01:31:13,360 --> 01:31:16,560
想話同你食叉燒包
1770
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:19,080
等位已經等瘦
1771
01:31:19,160 --> 01:31:23,240
放棄市區的俗氣，一於到郊外去
1772
01:31:23,360 --> 01:31:25,240
海邊的景色秀
1773
01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:29,960
四處去享受下，海邊的風味夠
1774
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:32,360
那蝦醬好鬼臭
1775
01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:38,400
想學文藝片盪韆鞦
1776
01:31:38,480 --> 01:31:40,840
但公園一班馬騮
1777
01:31:41,880 --> 01:31:45,160
看著不願走還很多口
1778
01:31:45,240 --> 01:31:47,840
只得暗中詛咒
1779
01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:51,800
去哪裡可以做竇，深宵拍拖到下午
1780
01:31:51,880 --> 01:31:53,960
找一處都罕有
1781
01:31:54,560 --> 01:31:58,560
我看見水裡面有青蛙兩夫婦合奏
1782
01:31:58,640 --> 01:32:02,080
不需要好講究
1783
01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:08,160
人怎比得上青蛙，能一生快樂透
1784
01:32:09,160 --> 01:32:11,920
有池塘為伴岸邊綠柳
1785
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:14,680
手指尾輕輕扣
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