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(SOFT PIANO THEME PLAYS)
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This is your lunch,
okay?
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Now, I put a dollar in there
so you can buy some milk.
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You can ask
one of the big kids
where to do that.
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You remember
your phone number?
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I wrote it down for you,
just in case.
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Put it in your pocket,
I don't want you to lose it.
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Okay?
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You ready?
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I think so.
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It's Cady's big day.
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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CADY: I guess it's naturalfor parents to cry
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on their kid's first dayof school.
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But, you know, this usuallyhappens when the kid is five.
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I'm 16, and until today,I was home-schooled.
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(SHUTTER CLICKS)
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I know what you're thinking.
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"Home-schooled kidsare freaks."
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X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P.
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Xylocarp.
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CADY: Or that we're weirdlyreligious or something.
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And on the third day,
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God created
the Remington
bolt-action rifle
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so that man could fight
the dinosaurs.
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And the homosexuals.
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ALL: Amen.
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CADY: But my family'stotally normal.
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Except for the factthat both my parents
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are research zoologists
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and we've spent the last12 years in Africa.
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I had a great life.
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But then my momgot offered tenure
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at Northwestern University.
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So it was goodbye Africa
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and hello high school.
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(SCREAMS)
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I'm okay.
Sorry.
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I'll be careful.
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(RIP HER TO SHREDS PLAYING)
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♪ Hey
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♪ Oh, you know her
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♪ Would you look at that hair?
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♪ Yeah, you know her
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♪ Check out those shoes
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♪ She looks likeshe stepped out
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♪ Of the middleof somebody's blues
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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Hi.
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I don't know if anyone
told you about me.
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I'm a new student here.
My name is Cady Heron.
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Talk to me again
and I'll kick your ass.
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(CHUCKLING)
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JANIS: You don't
wanna sit there.
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Kristen Hadley's boyfriend
is gonna sit there.
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Hey, baby.
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♪ Always lookingto create a scene
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JANIS: Uh-uh.
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He farts a lot.
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♪ Come on, rip her to shreds
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♪ She's so dull,come on, rip her to shreds
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♪ She's so dull,rip her to shreds ♪
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MS. NORBURY:
Hey, everybody.
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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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Oh, God,
I'm so sorry.
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(CLASS CHATTERING)
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MS. NORBURY:
It's not you. I'm bad luck.
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(CLASS SNICKERING)
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Ms. Norbury?
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My t-shirt's stuck
to my sweater, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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Fantastic.
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Is everything all right
in here?
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Oh, yeah.
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So, uh...
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how was your summer?
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I got divorced.
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Oh.
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My carpal tunnel
came back.
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I win.
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Yes, you do.
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Well, I just wanted
to let everyone know
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that we have
a new student joining us.
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She just moved here
all the way from Africa.
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Welcome.
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I'm from Michigan.
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Great.
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Her name is Caddy.
Caddy Heron.
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Where are you, Caddy?
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That's me.
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It's pronounced like Katie.
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MR. DUVALL:
My apologies.
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I have a nephew
named Anfernee,
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and I know how mad he gets
when I call him Anthony.
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Almost as mad as I get
when I think about the fact
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that my sister
named him Anfernee.
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Well, uh, welcome, Cady.
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And thank you,
Mr. Duvall.
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Well, thank you.
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And, uh...
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if you need anything
or if you wanna talk
to somebody...
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Thanks.
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Maybe some other time,
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when my shirt
isn't see-through.
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Okay.
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Okay.
Good day, everybody.
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CADY: The first day of schoolwas a blur.
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A stressful, surreal blur.
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I got in troublefor the most random things.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, I have to go
to the bathroom.
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You need the lavatory pass.
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Okay.
Can I have the lavatory pass?
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(CHUCKLES)
Nice try. Have a seat.
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(CLASS SNICKERS)
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CADY: I had never livedin a world where adultsdidn't trust me,
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where they werealways yelling at me.
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Don't read ahead!
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No green pen!
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No food in class!
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(SPEAKS GERMAN)
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BOY: I told you,
I saw the whole thing.
Everything.
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JASON: Did you see nipple?
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It only counts
if you saw a nipple.
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BOY 2: That's true, dude.
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CADY: I had a lot of friendsin Africa.
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Jambo.
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What?
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CADY: But so far,none in Evanston.
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Hey.
How was your first day?
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(SIGHS)
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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Is that your natural
hair color?
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Yeah.
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It's gorgeous.
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Thank you.
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See,
this is the color I want.
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This is Damian.
He's almost too gay
to function.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice wig, Janis.
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What's it made of?
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Your mom's chest hair!
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I'm Janis.
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Hi, I'm Cady.
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Do you guys know
where Room G14 is?
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"Health, Tuesday, Thursday,
Room G14."
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I think that's
in the back building.
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Oh, yeah, that's
in the back building.
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Yeah,
we'll take you there.
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Thanks.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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Watch out, please!
New meat coming through!
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DAMIAN:
Health. Spanish.
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You're taking 12th-grade
calculus?
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CADY: Yeah,
I like math.
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Eww, why?
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Because it's the same
in every country.
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That's beautiful.
This girl is deep.
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Where's the back building?
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It burned down in 1987.
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Won't we get in some
sort of trouble for this?
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Why would we get you
into trouble?
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We're your friends.
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CADY: I know it's wrongto skip class,
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but Janis saidwe were friends.
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And I was in no positionto pass up friends.
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I guess I'll never knowwhat I missed
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on that first dayof health class.
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Don't have sex.
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Because you will
get pregnant and die.
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Don't have sex
in the missionary position,
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don't have sex standing up.
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Just don't do it, promise?
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Okay, everybody take
some rubbers.
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Why didn't they just keep
home-schooling you?
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They wanted me
to get socialized.
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Oh, you'll get socialized,
all right.
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A little slice
like you.
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What are you
talking about?
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You're a regulation hottie.
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What?
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Own it.
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How do you spell
your name again, Caddy?
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It's Cady.
C-A-D-Y.
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Yeah, I'm gonna
call you "Caddy."
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In the name
of all that is holy,
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will you look
at Karen Smith's gym clothes?
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Of course all The Plastics
are in the same gym class.
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Who are The Plastics?
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They're teen royalty.
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If North Shore
was Us Weekly,
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they would always be
on the cover.
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JANIS: That one there,
that's Karen Smith.
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She is one of the dumbest
girls you will ever meet.
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Damian sat next to her
in English last year.
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She asked me
how to spell "orange."
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JANIS: And that little one?
That's Gretchen Wieners.
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She's totally rich
because her dad
invented Toaster Strudel.
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Gretchen Wieners
knows everybody's business.
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She knows everything
about everyone.
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That's why her hair is so big.
It's full of secrets.
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JANIS: And evil
takes a human form
in Regina George.
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Don't be fooled,
because she may seem like
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your typical selfish,
back-stabbing,
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slut-faced ho-bag.
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But in reality,
she is so much more than that.
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DAMIAN:
She's the queen bee.
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The star. Those other two
are just her little workers.
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JANIS: Regina George.
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How do I even begin
to explain Regina George?
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Regina George is flawless.
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She has two Fendi purses
and a silver Lexus.
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I hear her hair's insured
for $10,000.
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I hear she does
car commercials.
In Japan.
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Her favorite movie
is Varsity Blues.
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One time,
she met John Stamos
on a plane.
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And he told her
she was pretty.
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One time, she punched me
in the face.
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It was awesome.
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She always looks fierce.
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She always wins
Spring Fling Queen.
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Who cares?
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I care.
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Every year, the seniors
throw this dance
for the underclassmen
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called The Spring Fling.
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And whomsoever is elected
Spring Fling King and Queen
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automatically becomes head
of the Student Activities
Committee.
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And since I am
an active member
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of the Student Activities
Committee,
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I would say, yeah, I care.
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Wow, Damian, you've truly
out-gayed yourself.
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Here. This map is gonna
be your guide to North Shore.
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Now, where you sit
in the cafeteria is crucial
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because you got
everybody there.
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You got your freshmen,
ROTC guys,
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preps, JV jocks,
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Asian nerds.
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(UPBEAT TECHNO THEME PLAYS)
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JANIS: Cool Asians,
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varsity jocks,
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unfriendly black hotties,
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girls who eat their feelings,
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girls who don't eat anything.
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Desperate wannabes,
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burnouts,
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sexually active band geeks.
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The greatest peopleyou will ever meet.
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And the worst.Beware of The Plastics.
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Hey. We're doing a lunchtime
survey of new students.
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Can you answer
a few questions?
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Okay.
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Is your muffin buttered?
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What?
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Would you like us to assign
someone to butter your muffin?
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My what?
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Is he bothering you?
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Jason, why are you
such a skeez?
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I'm just being friendly.
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(SCOFFS) You were supposed
to call me last night.
260
00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:11,677
Jason. You do not come
to a party
261
00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:12,645
at my house with Gretchen
262
00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:14,213
and then scam on some poor,
innocent girl
263
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,048
right in front of us
three days later.
264
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,883
She's not interested.
265
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,919
Do you wanna
have sex with him?
266
00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,620
No, thank you.
267
00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:22,888
Good. So it's settled.
268
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,024
So you can go shave
your back now.
269
00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:26,325
Bye, Jason.
270
00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,027
Bitch.
271
00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:31,364
Wait. Sit down.
272
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,900
Seriously, sit down.
273
00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:39,939
Why don't I know you?
274
00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:42,708
I'm new. I just moved here
from Africa.
275
00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:45,277
What?
276
00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:45,277
I used to be home-schooled.
277
00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:46,345
Wait. What?
278
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:48,347
My mom
taught me at home...
279
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:48,347
No, no.
280
00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:50,316
I know what home-school is.
I'm not retarded.
281
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,818
So you've actually never been
to a real school before?
282
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,688
Shut up.
283
00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:57,990
Shut up.
284
00:10:58,824 --> 00:10:59,992
I didn't say anything.
285
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,360
Home-schooled.
286
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:03,929
That's really interesting.
287
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:03,929
Thanks.
288
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,331
But you're, like,
really pretty.
289
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,967
Thank you.
290
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,967
So you agree.
291
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,136
What?
292
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,136
You think
you're really pretty.
293
00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:11,971
Oh, I don't know...
294
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:14,273
Oh, my God,
I love your bracelet.
Where did you get it?
295
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,142
Oh, my mom made it for me.
296
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,111
It's adorable.
297
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,111
Oh, it's so fetch.
298
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,379
What is "fetch"?
299
00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:22,815
Oh, it's, like, slang.
From England.
300
00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,917
So if you're from Africa...
301
00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,752
why are you white?
302
00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:27,753
Oh, my God, Karen,
303
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,056
you can't just ask people
why they're white.
304
00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:32,792
Could you give us some privacy
for, like, one second?
305
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,060
Yeah, sure.
306
00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:37,063
(MOUTHING)
307
00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:40,866
(WHISPERS INAUDIBLY)
308
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,202
Okay, you should just know
that we don't do this a lot,
309
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,271
so this is, like,
a really huge deal.
310
00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:47,206
We wanna invite you
to have lunch with us
311
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,141
every day for the rest
of the week.
312
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,177
Oh, it's okay...
313
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,177
Coolness.
314
00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:52,878
So we'll see you tomorrow.
315
00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:55,281
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
316
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:57,783
Oh, my God!
Okay, you have
to do it, okay?
317
00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,085
And then
you have to tell me
318
00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:00,753
all the horrible things
that Regina says.
319
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,855
Regina seems sweet.
320
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,290
Regina George is not sweet.
321
00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:07,126
She's a scum-sucking
road whore!
She ruined my life!
322
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,828
She's fabulous,
but she's evil.
323
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,163
Hey, get out of here!
324
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,163
Oh, my God, Danny DeVito.
325
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,232
I love your work!
326
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,367
Why do you hate her?
327
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,367
What do you mean?
328
00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:17,269
Regina.
You seem to really hate her.
329
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,238
Yes.
What's your question?
330
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,474
Well, my question is, why?
331
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,474
Regina started this rumor
332
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:24,443
that Janis was...
333
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:24,443
Damian! Shall we not?
334
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,912
Now, look. This isn't about
hating her, okay?
335
00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,881
I just think that it would be,
like, a fun little experiment
336
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,149
if you were to hang out
with them
337
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,817
and then tell us everything
that they say.
338
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,886
What do we even talk about?
339
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,886
Hair products.
340
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,821
Ashton Kutcher.
341
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,821
Is that a band?
342
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,824
Would you just do it?
Please?
343
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:41,327
Okay, fine.
Do you have anything pink?
344
00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:43,896
Yes.
345
00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:43,896
No.
346
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:44,964
CADY: By eighth period,
347
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,165
I was so happyto get to math class.
348
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:49,301
I mean, I'm good at math.I understand math.
349
00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:51,403
Nothing in math classcould mess me up.
350
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:52,938
Hey, do you have a pencil
I can borrow?
351
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,407
( LOVE'S THEME PLAYING)
352
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:58,010
CADY: I've only hadone other crush in my life.
353
00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,112
His name was Nfume,and we were five.
354
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,047
(SPEAKS AFRIKAANS)
355
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,083
(SPEAKS AFRIKAANS)
356
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,452
It didn't work out.
357
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,954
But this one hit melike a big,yellow school bus.
358
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,356
MS. NORBURY:
Cady, what do you say?
359
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:11,557
He was...
360
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,825
So cute.
361
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:18,864
I mean, A sub N equals
N plus one over four.
362
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,332
That's right.
363
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,368
That's good. Very good.
364
00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:24,403
All right, let's talk
about your homework.
365
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:29,141
Hey.
How was your second day?
366
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,943
Fine.
367
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,943
Were people nice?
368
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,311
No.
369
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:34,079
Did you make
any friends?
370
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,147
Yeah.
371
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,251
CADY: Having lunchwith The Plastics
372
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,920
was like leavingthe actual world
373
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,321
and entering "Girl World."
374
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,823
And Girl World hada lot of rules.
375
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,525
You can't wear a tank top
two days in a row,
376
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,995
and you can only
wear your hair
in a ponytail once a week.
377
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:52,598
So I guess
you picked today.
378
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,901
Oh, and we only wear jeans
or track pants on Fridays.
379
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,870
Now, if you break
any of these rules,
380
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,305
you can't sit with us
at lunch.
381
00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:01,440
I mean, not just you.
Like, any of us.
382
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,409
Okay, like, if I was wearing
jeans today,
383
00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,545
I would be sitting over there
with the art freaks.
384
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,781
Baby Ruth.
385
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:11,150
Oh, and we always vote
before we ask someone
to eat lunch with us
386
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,418
because you have
to be considerate
387
00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:13,986
of the rest of the group.
388
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,254
Well, I mean,
you wouldn't buy a skirt
389
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,189
without asking
your friends first
if it looks good on you.
390
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,457
I wouldn't?
391
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,626
Right. Oh, and it's
the same with guys.
392
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,095
Like, you may think
you like someone,
393
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,130
but you could be wrong.
394
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,499
120 calories
and 48 calories from fat.
395
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:28,567
What percent is that?
396
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,903
48 into 120?
397
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,071
I'm only eating foods
398
00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:33,572
with less than
30 percent calories from fat.
399
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,241
It's 40 percent.
400
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:38,978
Well, 48 over 120
equals X over 100,
401
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,880
and then you cross-multiply
and get the value of X.
402
00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:44,049
Whatever.
I'm getting cheese fries.
403
00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:50,222
So have you seen any guys
that you think are cute yet?
404
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,057
Well, there's this guy
in my calculus class...
405
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,193
Who is it?
406
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,193
It's a senior?
407
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,562
His name's Aaron Samuels.
408
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,562
BOTH: No!
409
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,098
Oh, no, you can't
like Aaron Samuels.
410
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,066
That's Regina's ex-boyfriend.
411
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:02,334
They went out
for a year.
412
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,069
Yeah, and then she
was devastated
413
00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:05,504
when he broke up with her
last summer.
414
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,640
I thought she dumped him
for Shane Oman.
415
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:08,574
Okay, irregardless.
416
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,043
Ex-boyfriends are just
off-limits to friends.
417
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:14,179
I mean, that's just, like,
the rules of feminism.
418
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:18,317
Don't worry. I'll never tell
Regina what you said.
419
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,252
It'll be our little secret.
420
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,921
MS. NORDBURY:
We define the sum
421
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,391
of the infinite
geometric series...
422
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,326
CADY: Even though I wasn'tallowed to like Aaron,
423
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,295
I was still allowedto look at him.
424
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,230
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
425
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,165
And think about him.
426
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,502
And talk to him.
427
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:37,569
Hey, Aar...
428
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,005
Hey, you're the Africa girl,
right?
429
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,640
Yeah.
I'm Kevin Gnapoor,
430
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,309
captain
of the North Shore Mathletes.
431
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,710
We participate
in math challenges
432
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,012
against other high schools
in the state,
433
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,248
and we can get twice as much
funding if we've got a girl.
434
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:50,983
So you should think
about joining.
435
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,986
Oh, you'd be perfect for it.
436
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,986
Yeah, definitely.
437
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,255
Great, great.
Let me give you my card.
438
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,994
Okay,
so think it over.
439
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:03,729
Because we'd like
to get jackets.
440
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,198
Okay.
441
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:12,004
(UPBEAT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING)
442
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,440
♪ Did you ever feel likeyou wanna be
443
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:17,242
♪ Someone elsefor just one day?
444
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,677
♪ Did you ever feel like...
445
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:19,745
Hey!
446
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:22,281
(CAR HORN HONKS)
447
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:25,084
Get in, loser.
We're going shopping.
448
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,186
CADY: Regina's likethe Barbie dollI never had.
449
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,455
I'd never seen anybodyso glamorous.
450
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,256
♪ But I don't care
451
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,291
♪ And I wandered...
452
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,126
KAREN: So how do you likeNorth Shore?
453
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:35,260
CADY: It's good.
454
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,762
I think I'm joining
the Mathletes.
455
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,263
No!
456
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,263
No, no.
457
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,632
You cannot do that.
That is social suicide.
458
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,602
Damn, you are so lucky
you have us to guide you.
459
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,106
♪ Me and my selfish ways
460
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,676
♪ Go back to start again ♪
461
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:55,547
CADY:
Being at Old Orchard Mall
462
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:58,016
kind of reminded meof being home in Africa.
463
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:01,587
By the watering hole.When the animals are in heat.
464
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,423
(INDISTINCT ANIMAL SOUNDS)
465
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,092
(TRIBAL DRUMS PLAY)
466
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,230
Oh, my God, there's Jason!
467
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:15,100
KAREN: Where?
Oh, there he is.
468
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:18,237
(SCOFFS)
And he's with Taylor Wedell.
469
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:18,237
I heard they're going out.
470
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:20,606
Wait. Jason's not going out
with Taylor.
471
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:23,342
No. He cannot blow you off
like that.
472
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,110
He's such a little skeez.
473
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,178
Give me your phone.
474
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,181
You're not gonna
call him, right?
475
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,349
Do you think I'm an idiot?
476
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,216
No.
477
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,256
Wedell on South Boulevard.
478
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,256
Caller ID.
479
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:39,091
Not when you connect
from Information.
480
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,426
WOMAN: Hello?
481
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,426
Hello.
482
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:41,827
May I please speak
to Taylor Wedell?
483
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,762
She's not home yet.
Who's calling?
484
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,198
Oh, this is Susan
from Planned Parenthood.
485
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:47,299
I have her test results.
486
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,835
If you can have her give me
a call as soon as she can.
487
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,470
It's urgent.
Thank you.
488
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,338
(THUD)
489
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,240
She's not going out
with anyone.
490
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:58,477
Okay,
that was so fetch.
491
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,315
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
492
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,351
Mom.
493
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,322
( MILKSHAKE PLAYING)
494
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:11,523
♪ The boys are waiting
495
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,426
♪ Na-na-na-na
496
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,094
♪ Warm it up
497
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,430
♪ Na-na-na-na
498
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:19,598
♪ The boys are waiting...
499
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,800
Wow.
Your house is really nice.
500
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,802
I know, right?
501
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,637
Make sure you check out
her mom's boob job.
502
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:28,106
They're hard as rocks.
503
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:29,842
♪ My milkshake bringsall the boys to the yard
504
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:31,810
I'm home! Hey, Kylie.
505
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:32,878
Hey.
506
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,214
♪ Damn right, it's betterthan yours
507
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,115
Hey, hey, hey!
508
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,684
How are my best girlfriends?
509
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,619
Hey, Mrs. George.
This is Cady.
510
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:42,821
Hello, sweetheart.
511
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:44,389
Hi.
512
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,225
Welcome to our home.
513
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,293
(SQUISHING)
514
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,294
(SOFTLY) Ow.
515
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,363
Just want you to know,
if you need anything,
516
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,831
don't be shy, okay?
517
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,833
There are no rules
in this house.
518
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,335
I'm not like
a regular mom.
519
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,704
I'm a cool mom.
Right, Regina?
520
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,572
Please stop talking.
521
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,572
Okay.
522
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,875
I'm gonna make you girls
a "hump day" treat.
523
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,610
♪ My milkshake bringsall the boys to the yard
524
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,545
♪ And they're like,"It's better than yours"
525
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:09,348
♪ Damn right, it's betterthan yours... ♪
526
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:10,849
This is your room?
527
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,785
It was my parents' room,
but I made them trade me.
528
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,254
(FUNKY R&B MUSIC PLAYS
OVER RADIO)
529
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,256
REGINA: Hey, put on 98.8.
530
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,624
(GUITAR ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
531
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:25,163
Cady, do you even know
who sings this?
532
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,866
Um, the Spice Girls?
533
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,866
I love her.
534
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,201
She's like a Martian.
535
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,602
KAREN: God, my hips are huge!
536
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,504
Oh, please.
I hate my calves.
537
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,373
At least you guys
can wear halters.
538
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:35,908
I've got man shoulders.
539
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,943
CADY: I used to thinkthere was just fat and skinny.
540
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,611
Apparently, there's a lotof things
541
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:40,946
that can be wrongon your body.
542
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,614
My hairline is so weird.
543
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,216
My pores are huge.
544
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:45,517
My nail beds suck.
545
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,822
I have really bad breath
in the morning.
546
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,758
Ew.
547
00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:56,328
Hey, you guys.
Happy hour
is from 4:00 to 6:00!
548
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,364
Thanks.
549
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,601
Um.
Is there alcohol in this?
550
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:03,936
Oh, God, honey, no.
551
00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:05,904
What kind of mother
do you think I am?
552
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,306
Why? Do you want
a little bit?
553
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,641
'Cause if you're gonna drink,
I'd rather you do it
in the house.
554
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,577
No, thank you.
555
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,577
Okay.
556
00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:15,914
So, you guys,
what is the 411?
557
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,984
What has everybody been up to?
558
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,987
What is the hot gossip?
Tell me everything.
559
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,756
What are you guys
listening to?
What's the cool jams?
560
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:25,924
Mom.
561
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,660
Could you go fix your hair?
562
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,660
Okay.
563
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,529
You girls keep me young.
564
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,397
Oh, I love you so much.
565
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,700
(DOG GROWLING)
566
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:37,269
Oh, my God,
I remember this.
567
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:38,904
I haven't looked at that
in forever.
568
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,539
Come check it out,
Cady.
569
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:41,707
It's our Burn Book.
570
00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,875
See, we cut out
girls' pictures
from the yearbook,
571
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,911
and then we wrote comments.
572
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,547
KAREN: "Trang Pak is a grotsky
little byotch."
573
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:49,615
REGINA: Still true.
574
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,917
"Dawn Schweitzer
is a fat virgin."
575
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,251
Still half true.
576
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:57,589
"Amber D'Alessio."
She made out with a hot dog.
577
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,392
"Janis Ian, dyke."
578
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:01,927
KAREN: Who is that?
579
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,662
GRETCHEN: I think
that's that kid Damian.
580
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:06,298
Yeah. He's almost
too gay to function.
581
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:09,635
Ha. That's funny.
Put that in there.
582
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:13,338
CADY: Oh, no.Maybe that was only okaywhen Janis said it.
583
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:14,306
And they have this book.
584
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,874
This Burn Book
where they write mean things
585
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,309
about all the girls
in our grade.
586
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:18,910
What does it say
about me?
587
00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:21,780
You're not in it.
588
00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:21,780
Those bitches.
589
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,715
Will this minimize my pores?
590
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,715
No. Caddy,
591
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,350
you gotta steal
that book.
592
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:26,518
No way!
593
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:28,353
Oh, come on.
We could publish it,
and then everybody
594
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,921
would see what an ax-wound
she really is.
595
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:32,891
I don't steal.
596
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:32,891
That is for your feet.
597
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,461
Caddy, there are two kinds
of evil people.
598
00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:37,696
People who do evil stuff,
599
00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:40,532
and people who see evil stuff
being done
600
00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:41,767
and don't try to stop it.
601
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,669
Does that mean
I'm morally obligated
602
00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:45,370
to burn that lady's outfit?
603
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,407
Oh, my God,
that's Ms. Norbury.
604
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:49,675
I love seeing teachers
outside of school.
605
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:53,445
It's like seeing a dog
walk on its hind legs.
606
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:55,480
Ah, hey, guys, what's up?
I didn't know you worked here.
607
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,083
Yeah, moderately priced soaps
are my calling.
608
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,017
You shopping?
609
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:01,053
No. No, I'm just here
with my boyfriend.
610
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:04,856
Joking.
611
00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:06,992
Sometimes older people
make jokes.
612
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,861
My nana takes her wig off
when she's drunk.
613
00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:11,897
Your nana and I have that
in common.
614
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:13,865
No, actually,
I'm just here
615
00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:15,333
because I bartend
a couple nights a week
616
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,969
down at P.J. Calamity's.
617
00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,805
Cady, I hope you do
join Mathletes, you know,
618
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,373
because we start
in a couple weeks
619
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,041
and I would love
to have a girl on the team,
620
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:25,777
just, you know, so the team
could meet a girl.
621
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,579
I think I'm gonna do it.
622
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,579
Great.
623
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:30,549
You can't join Mathletes.
It's social suicide.
624
00:22:30,615 --> 00:22:31,783
Thanks, Damian.
625
00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:36,388
Well, this has been
sufficiently awkward.
626
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:38,924
And I'll see you guys
tomorrow.
627
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:40,692
Bye.
628
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:40,692
Bye.
629
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:43,995
Oh, man, that is bleak.
630
00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:46,398
So when are you gonna
see Regina again?
631
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:48,667
I can't spy on her anymore.
It's weird.
632
00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:50,802
Come on, she's never gonna
find out.
633
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,671
It's just...
It'll be like
our little secret.
634
00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:53,972
(PHONE RINGS)
635
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,409
Hello?
636
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,409
I know your secret.
637
00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:58,744
CADY:
Oh, God, busted.
638
00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:01,446
Just start apologizingand crying. No, play it cool.
639
00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:02,914
Secret?
What are you saying about?
640
00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:05,150
Gretchen told me that
you like Aaron Samuels.
641
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,753
I mean, I don't care,
do whatever you want.
642
00:23:07,819 --> 00:23:10,122
But let me just tell you
something about Aaron...
643
00:23:10,188 --> 00:23:14,793
All he cares about is school
and his mom and his friends.
644
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:17,129
Is that bad?
645
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:17,129
But if you like him...
646
00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:20,565
Whatever. I mean,
I could talk to him for you
if you want.
647
00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:22,400
Really?
You would do that?
648
00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:23,769
I mean,
nothing embarrassing,
though, right?
649
00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:24,936
Oh, no, trust me.
650
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:26,705
I know exactly
how to play it.
651
00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:30,909
But wait. Aren't you so mad
at Gretchen for telling me?
652
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,144
No.
653
00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,144
Because if you are,
654
00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:35,781
you can tell me. It was
a really bitchy thing
for her to do.
655
00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:39,151
Yeah, it was pretty bitchy,
but I'm not mad.
656
00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:40,719
I mean, I guess she just
likes the attention.
657
00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:42,587
See, Gretch? I told you
she's not mad at you.
658
00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:44,489
I can't believe you think
I like attention!
659
00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:47,559
Okay, love you.
See you tomorrow.
660
00:23:47,626 --> 00:23:49,961
CADY: I had survived my firstthree-way calling attack.
661
00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:51,696
And with Regina's blessing,
662
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,065
I started talkingto Aaron more and more.
663
00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:56,635
On October 3rd, he asked mewhat day it was.
664
00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:58,203
It's October 3rd.
665
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,672
Two weeks later,we spoke again.
666
00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:01,807
It's raining.
667
00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:03,909
Yeah.
668
00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:06,011
But I wanted thingsto move faster.
669
00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:08,747
So I followed my instincts.
670
00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:11,883
Hey, um, I'm totally lost.
Can you help me?
671
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,318
But I wasn't lost.
672
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,318
Yeah.
673
00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:14,452
I knew exactlywhat Ms. Norburywas talking about.
674
00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:18,523
It's a factorial,
so you multiply
each one by N.
675
00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:19,591
Wrong.
676
00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:22,594
Is that the summation?
677
00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:23,895
Yeah,
they're the same thing.
678
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:25,897
Wrong.He was so wrong.
679
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,500
Thanks.
I, uh... I get it now.
680
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:29,568
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
681
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:30,635
MS. NORDBURY:
Lights, please.
682
00:24:30,702 --> 00:24:32,904
Okay. See you guys tomorrow.
683
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,076
We're having a Halloween party
at my friend Chris' tonight.
684
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,177
You wanna come?
685
00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:42,013
Yeah, sure.
686
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,516
Great.
Here's where it is.
687
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,018
It's a costume party.
People get pretty into it.
688
00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:48,820
Okay.
689
00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:50,989
That flier admits
one person only,
690
00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:54,059
so don't bring
some other guy with you.
691
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:56,928
Grool.
692
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,664
I meant to say "cool" and then
I started to say "great."
693
00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:01,666
Right. Well...
694
00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:02,734
grool.
695
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:04,769
See you tonight.
696
00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:10,709
Hey, Africa. You staying
for the Mathletes meeting?
697
00:25:10,775 --> 00:25:12,110
Uh, yeah,
I'll be right back.
698
00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:15,347
CADY: Okay, I lied.
699
00:25:15,413 --> 00:25:18,650
But I had to go homeand work on my costume.
700
00:25:18,717 --> 00:25:19,885
In the regular world,
701
00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:21,987
Halloween is when childrendress up in costumes
702
00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:23,255
and beg for candy.
703
00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:25,891
In Girl World, Halloweenis the one night a year
704
00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:27,959
when a girl can dresslike a total slut
705
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,128
and no other girlscan say anything about it.
706
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,264
The hard-core girlsjust wear lingerie
707
00:25:32,330 --> 00:25:33,832
and some form of animal ears.
708
00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:35,667
MRS. GEORGE: Doesn't she
look great, honey?
709
00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:38,904
What are you?
710
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:40,839
I'm a mouse.
711
00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:42,307
Duh.
712
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:45,143
CADY: Unfortunately,no one told meabout the slut rule.
713
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,245
So I showed up like this.
714
00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:50,248
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
715
00:25:53,818 --> 00:25:54,819
Hey.
716
00:25:56,988 --> 00:25:59,624
Yes! Yes!
717
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,664
Hey.
718
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:06,831
(GASPS)
719
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,000
Why are you dressed
so scary?
720
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,902
It's Halloween.
721
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:12,604
Have you seen Jason?
722
00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:15,040
You know who's looking
fine tonight?
723
00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:17,008
Seth Mosakowski.
724
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:19,744
Okay,
you did not just say that.
725
00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:21,112
What?
He's a good kisser.
726
00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:22,847
He's your cousin.
727
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:24,849
Yeah,
but he's my first cousin.
728
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,018
Right.
729
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,018
So you have your cousins
730
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,087
and then you have
your first cousins,
731
00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:30,155
then you have
your second cousins...
732
00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:32,157
No, honey.
Mmm-mmm.
733
00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:33,858
That's not right, is it?
734
00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,760
That is so not right.
735
00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:37,829
AARON: Hey!
736
00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:37,829
Hey.
737
00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:38,997
You made it.
738
00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:41,366
And you are...
739
00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:43,201
a zombie bride.
740
00:26:43,835 --> 00:26:45,370
An "ex-wife."
741
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,806
Love it. Can I get you
something to drink?
742
00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:49,641
Yeah.
743
00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:49,641
Be right back.
744
00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:50,775
Thanks.
745
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,746
Karen, stop it.
746
00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:56,915
Don't, Karen...
747
00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:56,915
Hey, Seth!
748
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:01,786
Hey.
749
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,022
Oh, no.
750
00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:05,357
Didn't anybody tell you?
751
00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:07,659
You were supposed
to wear a costume.
752
00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:08,860
Shut up.
753
00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:10,628
I need to talk to you.
754
00:27:10,695 --> 00:27:13,131
You know that girl Cady?
755
00:27:10,695 --> 00:27:13,131
Yeah, she's cool.
756
00:27:13,198 --> 00:27:15,934
I invited her tonight.
757
00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:18,370
Well, be careful
because she has
a huge crush on you.
758
00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:21,039
Really?
How do you know?
759
00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:23,375
Because she told me.
760
00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:24,776
She tells everybody.
761
00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:26,011
It's kind of cute,
actually.
762
00:27:26,077 --> 00:27:27,345
She's like
a little girl.
763
00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:28,980
She, like, writes
all over her notebook,
764
00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:30,782
"Mrs. Aaron Samuels."
765
00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:33,084
And she made this T-shirt
that says "I heart Aaron"
766
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,186
and she wears it
under all her clothes.
767
00:27:35,253 --> 00:27:37,822
Oh, come on.
768
00:27:35,253 --> 00:27:37,822
Well, who can blame her?
769
00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:40,425
I mean, you're gorgeous.
770
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,194
And okay, look,
I'm not saying
she's a stalker,
771
00:27:43,261 --> 00:27:46,164
but she saved
this Kleenex you used
772
00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:47,365
and she said
she's gonna do
773
00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:49,968
some kind of African voodoo
with it
774
00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:51,236
to make you like her.
775
00:27:51,936 --> 00:27:53,271
What?
776
00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:59,244
CADY: This was it.
777
00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:01,279
Regina said she wouldtalk to Aaron for me,and now she was.
778
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,982
I know she's kind of
socially retarded and weird,
779
00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:05,683
but she's my friend,
780
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:09,120
so just promise me
you won't make fun of her.
781
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,289
Of course I'm not gonna
make fun of her.
782
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,224
CADY: How could Janishate Regina?
783
00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,060
She was such a good...
784
00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:16,127
(GASPS)
785
00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:17,829
(SHOUTS) Slut!
786
00:28:24,135 --> 00:28:26,838
What are you doing?
You broke up with me.
787
00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:30,008
That's crazy. Why would
I break up with you?
788
00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:31,142
You're so hot.
789
00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:37,949
(SHRIEKS)
790
00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:41,152
That's a scary mask, bro.
791
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:43,088
CADY: I had never feltthis feeling before.
792
00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:45,056
I could hear my heartbeatin my ears.
793
00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:47,292
My stomach felt like it wasgoing to fall out my butt.
794
00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:48,393
I had this lump in my throat
795
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,295
like after you dry-swallowa big pill.
796
00:28:50,361 --> 00:28:52,864
I hated Regina. I hated her!
797
00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:57,836
(EERIE, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
PLAYS OVER TV)
798
00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:08,346
(SCREAMING)
799
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:11,082
She took him back.
800
00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:13,084
Regina took Aaron back.
801
00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:14,919
Oh, no, Caddy.
802
00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:16,187
Why would she do that?
803
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,123
Because she's a life-ruiner.
804
00:29:18,189 --> 00:29:19,858
She ruins people's lives.
805
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:22,293
When we were 13, she made
people sign this petition
806
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,796
saying that Janis was...
807
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,796
Damian! Please!
808
00:29:24,863 --> 00:29:26,498
Look, she's not gonna get away
with this again, okay?
809
00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:27,765
We're gonna do something.
810
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:29,100
We are?
811
00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:33,538
Regina George
is an evil dictator.
812
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,874
Now, how do you overthrow
a dictator?
813
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:38,309
You cut off her resources.
814
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:42,180
Regina would be nothing
without her high-status
man candy...
815
00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:44,949
technically good physique...
816
00:29:46,217 --> 00:29:48,820
...and ignorant band
of loyal followers.
817
00:29:51,089 --> 00:29:53,424
Now, Caddy, if we want this
to work,
818
00:29:53,491 --> 00:29:55,293
you are gonna have to keep
hanging out with them
819
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,461
like nothing is wrong.
820
00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:58,229
Can you do it?
821
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,898
I can do it.
822
00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:02,100
Okay, let's rock this bitch.
823
00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:05,136
CADY: Pretending likenothing was wrong
824
00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:07,505
turned out to besurprisingly easy.
825
00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:09,107
...and Regina wanted me
to tell you
826
00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:10,842
that she was trying
to hook you up with Aaron,
827
00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:13,111
but he was just interested
in getting her back.
828
00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:14,812
And that's not
Regina's fault.
829
00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:15,914
No, I know.
830
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:17,182
Okay, so you're not
mad at Regina?
831
00:30:17,248 --> 00:30:19,184
God, no.
832
00:30:17,248 --> 00:30:19,184
Oh, okay, good.
833
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:22,120
Because Regina wanted me
to give you this.
834
00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:27,525
It's called
the South Beach Fat Flush,
835
00:30:27,592 --> 00:30:30,161
and all you drink is
cranberry juice for 72 hours.
836
00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:31,563
This isn't even
cranberry juice.
837
00:30:31,629 --> 00:30:33,998
It's cranberry juice cocktail.
It's all sugar.
838
00:30:34,065 --> 00:30:36,301
I wanna lose three pounds.
839
00:30:34,065 --> 00:30:36,301
You're crazy.
840
00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:40,004
Why do you wear
your hair like that?
841
00:30:40,071 --> 00:30:41,839
You hair looks
so sexy pushed back.
842
00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:44,909
Cady, will you please tell him
his hair looks sexy
pushed back.
843
00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:47,612
CADY: Regina wasdangling Aaronin front of me on purpose.
844
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,148
I knew how this would besettled in the animal world.
845
00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:51,349
(GROWLS FERALLY)
846
00:30:55,486 --> 00:31:00,091
(EXCITED INDISTINCT
ANIMAL SOUNDS)
847
00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:01,593
CADY: But this was Girl World.
848
00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:04,562
Your hair looks sexy
pushed back.
849
00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:08,099
And in Girl World,all the fightinghad to be sneaky.
850
00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:12,136
All this cranberry juice
is making me break out.
851
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:13,404
( ONE WAY OR ANOTHER PLAYING)
852
00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:16,174
Wait. I have this
really good skin stuff
I'll bring you.
853
00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:18,009
Okay.
854
00:31:18,076 --> 00:31:21,045
CADY: We kept our eyes openfor opportunitiesfor sabotage.
855
00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:28,519
Regina.
856
00:31:29,487 --> 00:31:31,089
Here you go.
857
00:31:29,487 --> 00:31:31,089
Thank you.
858
00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:34,225
♪ One way or another
859
00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:35,460
♪ I'm gonna find you
860
00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:36,527
Hey.
861
00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:36,527
Hey.
862
00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:38,429
♪ Get you, get youget you, get you
863
00:31:38,496 --> 00:31:41,566
♪ One way or anotherI'm gonna win you
864
00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,935
Your face smells
like peppermint.
865
00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:46,204
♪ One way or another
866
00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:47,905
♪ I'm gonna see you ♪
867
00:31:47,972 --> 00:31:49,907
♪ I'm gonna meet you, meet youmeet you, meet you
868
00:31:49,974 --> 00:31:52,143
♪ One daymaybe next week
869
00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:53,478
♪ I'm gonna meet you
870
00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:55,647
♪ I'm gonna meet youI'll meet you
871
00:32:01,452 --> 00:32:03,988
♪ One way or another
872
00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:07,425
♪ I'm gonna get you,I'll get youI got to get you
873
00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:09,961
♪ One way or another
874
00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:12,463
♪ I'm gonna get you,I'll get youI got to get you
875
00:32:12,530 --> 00:32:15,700
♪ Get you, get youOne way or another
876
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,535
♪ I'm gonna get you... ♪
877
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,570
JANIS:
This is ass, you guys.
878
00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:21,339
It's been a month,
and all we've done
879
00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:23,408
is make Regina's face
smell like a foot.
880
00:32:23,474 --> 00:32:25,243
I've been really busy
with choir.
881
00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:26,644
We gotta crack
Gretchen Wieners.
882
00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:29,013
If we crack Gretchen,
then we crack the lock
883
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,415
on Regina's whole
dirty history.
884
00:32:30,481 --> 00:32:32,317
Say "crack" again.
885
00:32:30,481 --> 00:32:32,317
Crack.
886
00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:33,651
All right,
let's reconvene tonight.
887
00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:34,919
I can't.
888
00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:37,221
I have to go to Regina's
to practice
for the talent show.
889
00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:38,589
We're doing a dance
to this song...
890
00:32:38,656 --> 00:32:40,258
BOTH:
Jingle Bell Rock.
891
00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:41,526
You guys
know that song?
892
00:32:41,592 --> 00:32:44,629
Everybody
in the English-speaking world
knows that song.
893
00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:46,264
They do it every year.
894
00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:47,999
Well,
I have to learn it.
895
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:49,067
Uh-oh. Go.
896
00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:51,636
Hey.
897
00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:53,504
Why were you talking
to Janis Ian?
898
00:32:53,571 --> 00:32:55,106
I don't know, I mean,
she's so weird.
899
00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:56,474
She just, you know,
came up to me
900
00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:58,443
and started talking
to me about crack.
901
00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:00,511
She's so pathetic.
902
00:33:00,578 --> 00:33:02,613
Let me tell you something
about Janis Ian.
903
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,615
We were best friends
in middle school.
904
00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:05,750
I know, right?
905
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,752
It's so embarrassing.
I don't even...
906
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,153
Whatever.
907
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:10,188
So then in eighth grade,
908
00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:12,390
I started going out
with my first boyfriend, Kyle,
909
00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:15,026
who was totally gorgeous,
but then he moved to Indiana.
910
00:33:15,093 --> 00:33:17,528
And Janis was, like,
weirdly jealous of him.
911
00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:20,198
Like, if I would blow her off
to hang out with Kyle,
912
00:33:20,264 --> 00:33:22,133
she'd be like,
"Why didn't you call me back?"
913
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,303
And I'd be like,
"Why are you
so obsessed with me?"
914
00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:26,571
So then,
for my birthday party,
915
00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:28,306
which was an all-girls
pool party,
916
00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:30,541
I was like,
"Janis, I can't invite you,
917
00:33:30,608 --> 00:33:32,377
"because I think
you're a lesbian."
918
00:33:32,443 --> 00:33:34,779
I mean, I couldn't have
a lesbian at my party.
919
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,281
There are gonna be girls there
in their bathing suits.
920
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:39,050
I mean, right?
She was a lesbian.
921
00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:42,019
So then her mom called my mom
and started yelling at her.
922
00:33:42,086 --> 00:33:43,354
It was so retarded.
923
00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:44,555
And then she dropped out
of school
924
00:33:44,622 --> 00:33:46,023
because no one would
talk to her.
925
00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:47,525
When she came back
in the fall for high school,
926
00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:50,328
all of her hair was cut off
and she was totally weird,
927
00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:51,763
and now I guess
she's on crack.
928
00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:55,366
Oh, my God!
I love your skirt.
929
00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:57,101
Where did you get it?
930
00:33:57,168 --> 00:33:59,103
Uh, it was my mom's
in the '80s.
931
00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:01,739
(GASPS) Vintage.
So adorable.
932
00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:03,775
Thanks.
933
00:34:03,841 --> 00:34:06,377
That is the ugliest
F-ing skirt
I've ever seen.
934
00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:09,480
Oh, my God,
I love your bracelet.
935
00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:10,548
Where did you get it?
936
00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:15,620
So are you gonna send
any candy canes?
937
00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:18,456
No. I don't send them,
I just get them.
938
00:34:18,523 --> 00:34:21,225
So you better
send me one, byotch.
939
00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:23,294
Love you.
940
00:34:23,361 --> 00:34:25,363
CADY: I was definitelysending her one.
941
00:34:25,430 --> 00:34:27,165
I was gonna usethree candy canes
942
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:28,266
to crack Gretchen Wieners.
943
00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:29,767
Three, please.
944
00:34:29,834 --> 00:34:31,502
"Why, man, he doth bestride
945
00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,438
"the narrow world
like a colossus"
946
00:34:33,504 --> 00:34:35,306
might translate into
947
00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:38,376
"Why is he so huge
and obnoxious?"
948
00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:40,478
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
949
00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:44,148
Candy cane-grams!
950
00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:44,148
Okay, hurry up.
951
00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:46,784
Taylor Zimmerman?
Two for you.
952
00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:48,319
Glenn Coco?
953
00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:52,457
Four for you, Glenn Coco.
You go, Glenn Coco.
954
00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:54,625
And, uh, Caddy Heron.
955
00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:56,294
Do we have a Caddy Heron here?
956
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,130
It's Cady.
957
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,130
Oh, Cady, here you go.
958
00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:00,231
One for you.
959
00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:00,231
Um.
960
00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:02,133
And none
for Gretchen Wieners. Bye.
961
00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:05,703
Who's that from?
962
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,773
"Thanks for being
such a great friend.
Love, Regina."
963
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,541
That's so sweet.
964
00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:13,511
TEACHER:
Okay, back to Caesar.
965
00:35:13,578 --> 00:35:15,413
CADY: Once Gretchen thoughtRegina was mad at her,
966
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,715
the secrets startedpouring out.
967
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:19,617
All I had to do was waitfor one we could use.
968
00:35:19,684 --> 00:35:20,818
MR. DUVALL:
Thank you.
969
00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:22,820
(APPLAUSE)
970
00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:26,290
Welcome to
the North Shore High School
winter talent show.
971
00:35:26,357 --> 00:35:27,492
Let me hear you
make some noise.
972
00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:30,228
(EXCITED CHEERING
AND APPLAUSE)
973
00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:35,299
All right, settle down.
974
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:39,837
Our first act calls himself
a star on the rise.
975
00:35:39,904 --> 00:35:42,807
Let's hear it for Damian.
976
00:35:44,242 --> 00:35:46,577
(PIANO PLAYS)
977
00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:48,279
(INAUDIBLE)
978
00:35:48,346 --> 00:35:49,680
Don't look at me.
979
00:35:50,848 --> 00:35:55,553
♪ Every day is so wonderful
980
00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:59,590
I mean, why would Regina
send you guys candy canes
and not me?
981
00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,459
Maybe she forgot
about you.
982
00:36:01,526 --> 00:36:03,461
Yeah, Regina has been acting
kind of weird lately.
983
00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:05,363
I mean, is something
bothering her?
984
00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:07,365
Well, I mean,
her parents
985
00:36:07,431 --> 00:36:08,833
totally don't sleep
in the same bed anymore,
986
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,701
if that's what you mean.
987
00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:13,337
Oh, my God.
Don't tell her
I told you that.
988
00:36:13,404 --> 00:36:15,473
♪ I am beautiful
989
00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:18,643
♪ In every single way
990
00:36:18,709 --> 00:36:23,781
♪ Yes, words can'tbring me down
991
00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:27,351
♪ Don't you bring me downtoday ♪
992
00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:28,920
I mean, no offense,
993
00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:31,522
but why would she send
you a candy cane?
994
00:36:31,589 --> 00:36:33,824
She doesn't even
like you that much.
995
00:36:33,891 --> 00:36:35,059
Maybe she feels
weird around me
996
00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:38,296
because I'm the only person
that knows about her nose job.
997
00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:42,233
Oh, my God.
Pretend you didn't hear that.
998
00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:44,502
♪ Yo, yo, yo
999
00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:47,305
♪ All you sucker MCs
1000
00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:48,773
♪ Ain't got nothing on me
1001
00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:49,840
♪ From my grades to my lines
1002
00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:50,942
♪ You can't touch Kevin G
1003
00:36:51,008 --> 00:36:53,244
♪ I'm a Mathleteso nerd is inferred
1004
00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:55,446
♪ But forget what you heardI'm like James Bond III
1005
00:36:55,513 --> 00:36:56,948
♪ Shaken not stirredI'm Kevin Gnapoor
1006
00:36:57,014 --> 00:36:59,317
♪ The G is silentwhen I sneak in your door
1007
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:01,519
♪ And make love to your womanon the bathroom floor
1008
00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:03,754
♪ I don't play it like Shaggyyou'll know it was me
1009
00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:05,356
♪ Because the next timeyou see her she'll be like
1010
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:07,224
♪ Oh, Kevin G! ♪
1011
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:08,926
MR. DUVALL:
Thank you, Kevin,
that's enough.
1012
00:37:08,993 --> 00:37:10,695
Happy holidays, everybody.
1013
00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:12,697
(CROWD JEERS AND HISSES)
1014
00:37:12,763 --> 00:37:15,967
(APPLAUSE)
1015
00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:18,302
MR. DUVALL:
K.G. and the Power of Three.
1016
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,639
That was something.
1017
00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:24,408
Does it bother you
that they still use
your original choreography?
1018
00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:25,676
Shut up.
1019
00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:27,545
Damn.
1020
00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:29,580
What?
1021
00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:29,580
I'd rather see you out there
1022
00:37:29,647 --> 00:37:30,648
shaking that thing.
1023
00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:35,653
Uh, Gretchen,
switch sides with Cady.
1024
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,021
But I'm always
on your left.
1025
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,723
Well, that was
when there were
three of us,
1026
00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:40,558
and now the tallest
go in the middle.
1027
00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:42,493
But the whole dance
will be backwards.
1028
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,195
I'm always on your left.
1029
00:37:44,261 --> 00:37:47,765
And right now you're getting
on my last nerve. Switch.
1030
00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:52,503
MR. DUVALL: And finally,
please welcome to the stage
1031
00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:55,373
Santa's Helpers
doing Jingle Bell Rock.
1032
00:37:56,474 --> 00:37:57,908
(APPLAUSE)
1033
00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:01,512
(MUSIC PLAYS)
1034
00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:10,354
♪ Jingle bell, jingle belljingle bell rock
1035
00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:14,458
♪ Jingle bells swingand jingle bells ring
1036
00:38:14,525 --> 00:38:18,295
♪ Snowin' and blowin' upbushels of fun
1037
00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:22,033
♪ Now the jingle hop has begun
1038
00:38:22,099 --> 00:38:25,870
♪ Jingle bell, jingle belljingle bell rock
1039
00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:29,740
♪ Jingle bells chimein jingle bell time
1040
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:33,744
♪ Dancin' and prancin'in jingle bell square
1041
00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:36,414
♪ In the f... ♪
1042
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,582
(CD SKIPPING)
1043
00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:41,018
(CROWD GASPS)
1044
00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:44,388
Jason?
1045
00:38:51,395 --> 00:38:55,599
♪ What a bright timeit's the right time
1046
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,802
♪ To rock the night away
1047
00:38:57,868 --> 00:38:58,869
(CROWD STARTS TO SING ALONG)
1048
00:38:58,936 --> 00:39:03,641
♪ Jingle bell timeis a swell time
1049
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:06,110
♪ To go ridingin a one-horse sleigh
1050
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,278
(PIANO PLAYS)
1051
00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:10,915
♪ Giddyap jingle horsepick up your feet
1052
00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:14,452
♪ Jingle around the clock
1053
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:18,389
♪ Mix and minglein a jingling beat
1054
00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:19,957
♪ That's the jingle bell
1055
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,726
♪ That's the jingle bell
1056
00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:25,429
♪ That'sthe jingle bell rock ♪
1057
00:39:25,496 --> 00:39:28,899
(EXCITED APPLAUSE)
1058
00:39:39,577 --> 00:39:41,412
That was the best
it ever went!
1059
00:39:41,479 --> 00:39:43,981
That was awesome.
1060
00:39:41,479 --> 00:39:43,981
Ah. Lip gloss.
1061
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,550
Hey, good job, Africa.
1062
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,550
Thanks.
1063
00:39:46,617 --> 00:39:48,586
GRETCHEN: Cady's blushing.
Oh, my God.
1064
00:39:48,652 --> 00:39:50,121
You totally have
a crush on that guy.
1065
00:39:50,187 --> 00:39:51,122
No, I don't.
1066
00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:52,990
That's why you wanted
to join the Mathletes.
1067
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:55,025
Mathletes? You hate math.
1068
00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:56,927
GRETCHEN:
Look how red she is.
1069
00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:59,430
You love him.
And he totally
complimented you.
1070
00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:01,165
That is so fetch.
1071
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:04,068
Gretchen, stop trying
to make "fetch" happen.
1072
00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:05,569
It's not going to happen.
1073
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:13,410
"Why should Caesar get
to stomp around like a giant
1074
00:40:13,477 --> 00:40:15,646
"while the rest of us
try not to get smushed
1075
00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:17,515
"under his big feet?"
1076
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:19,150
"What's so great about Caesar?
1077
00:40:19,216 --> 00:40:21,085
"Brutus is just as cute
as Caesar.
1078
00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:22,887
"Okay, Brutus is just
as smart as Caesar.
1079
00:40:22,953 --> 00:40:25,489
"People totally like Brutus
just as much
as they like Caesar.
1080
00:40:25,556 --> 00:40:27,124
"And when did it become
okay for one person
1081
00:40:27,191 --> 00:40:28,592
"to be the boss of everybody?
Huh?
1082
00:40:28,659 --> 00:40:30,161
"Because that's not
what Rome is about!
1083
00:40:30,227 --> 00:40:32,696
(SHOUTS)
"We should totally
just stab Caesar!"
1084
00:40:34,832 --> 00:40:38,068
CADY:
Gretchen Wieners had cracked.
1085
00:40:38,135 --> 00:40:42,173
Okay, if you even knew
how mean she really is.
1086
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,543
You know that I'm not allowed
to wear hoop earrings, right?
1087
00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:46,844
Yeah. Two years ago,
1088
00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:48,813
she told me
that hoop earrings
were her thing
1089
00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:50,714
and that I wasn't allowed
to wear them anymore.
1090
00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:53,017
And then for my Hanukkah,
my parents got me this pair
1091
00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:56,120
of really expensive
white-gold hoops.
1092
00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:58,222
And I had to pretend
like I didn't even like them,
1093
00:40:59,857 --> 00:41:01,492
and it was so sad.
1094
00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:03,093
And you know
she cheats on Aaron?
1095
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,696
Yes. Every Thursday he thinks
she's doing SAT prep.
1096
00:41:05,763 --> 00:41:07,698
But really, she's hooking up
with Shane Oman
1097
00:41:07,765 --> 00:41:10,234
in the projection room
above the auditorium,
1098
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,870
and I never told anybody that,
because...
1099
00:41:12,937 --> 00:41:15,806
I'm such a good friend.
1100
00:41:18,709 --> 00:41:19,944
CADY: Jackpot.
1101
00:41:20,010 --> 00:41:22,746
Gretchen's secret had putthe plan back in motion.
1102
00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:25,049
After Christmas break,we tried every Thursday
1103
00:41:25,115 --> 00:41:27,484
to help Aaron catch Reginain the act.
1104
00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:31,789
( ONE WAY OR ANOTHER PLAYING)
1105
00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:42,066
♪ One way or another
1106
00:41:42,132 --> 00:41:43,334
♪ I'm gonna find you
1107
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,803
♪ I'm gonna get you,get you, get you, get you
1108
00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:48,138
♪ One way or another
1109
00:41:48,205 --> 00:41:50,107
♪ I'm gonna win you
1110
00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:52,009
♪ I'm gonna get you,get you, get you, get you
1111
00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:53,978
♪ One way or another
1112
00:41:54,044 --> 00:41:55,713
♪ I'm gonna see you
1113
00:41:55,779 --> 00:41:58,582
♪ I'm gonna meet you,meet you, meet you, meet you ♪
1114
00:41:58,649 --> 00:41:59,884
Hey.
1115
00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:01,685
Hey, what's up?
1116
00:42:01,752 --> 00:42:04,088
My purse!
1117
00:42:04,154 --> 00:42:06,056
Looks like he's headed
for the projection room
1118
00:42:06,123 --> 00:42:07,591
above the auditorium!
1119
00:42:17,301 --> 00:42:18,602
AARON:
Coach Carr?
1120
00:42:20,638 --> 00:42:22,539
Trang Pak?
1121
00:42:22,606 --> 00:42:24,842
Guys, why did we think
we could do this?
We're amateurs.
1122
00:42:24,909 --> 00:42:27,745
No, we just have to regroup.
Think outside our box.
1123
00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:29,613
What are Kalteen Bars?
1124
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,715
They're these weird
Swedish nutrition bars.
1125
00:42:31,782 --> 00:42:33,617
My mom used to give them
to the kids in Africa
1126
00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:34,685
to help them gain weight.
1127
00:42:38,622 --> 00:42:39,957
They're these weird
nutrition bars
1128
00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:41,759
my mom uses to lose weight.
1129
00:42:41,825 --> 00:42:42,960
Give me it.
1130
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:48,766
It's all in, like, Swedish
or something.
1131
00:42:48,832 --> 00:42:51,602
Yeah, you know, there's some
weird ingredient in them
1132
00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:53,270
that's not legal
in the US yet.
1133
00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:55,572
Ephedrine?
1134
00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:55,572
No.
1135
00:42:55,639 --> 00:42:57,675
Phentermine.
1136
00:42:55,639 --> 00:42:57,675
No.
1137
00:42:59,109 --> 00:43:00,577
It burns carbs.
1138
00:43:00,644 --> 00:43:01,946
It just burns up
all your carbs.
1139
00:43:03,047 --> 00:43:04,748
I really wanna
lose three pounds.
1140
00:43:06,784 --> 00:43:08,285
Oh, my God,
what are you talking about?
1141
00:43:08,352 --> 00:43:09,586
You're so skinny.
1142
00:43:09,653 --> 00:43:10,654
Shut up.
1143
00:43:11,221 --> 00:43:12,489
Yes!
1144
00:43:12,556 --> 00:43:13,757
CADY: The weird thing abouthanging out with Regina
1145
00:43:13,824 --> 00:43:15,859
was that I could hate her,and at the same time,
1146
00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:17,094
I still wanted her to like me.
1147
00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:19,797
Okay. You have
really good eyebrows.
1148
00:43:19,863 --> 00:43:21,765
Thanks.
1149
00:43:19,863 --> 00:43:21,765
Move.
1150
00:43:21,832 --> 00:43:24,635
CADY: Same with Gretchen.The meaner Regina was to her,
1151
00:43:24,702 --> 00:43:26,870
the more Gretchentried to win Regina back.
1152
00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:29,373
She knew it was better to bein The Plastics, hating life,
1153
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,675
than to not be in at all.
1154
00:43:31,742 --> 00:43:35,112
Because beingwith The Plasticswas like being famous.
1155
00:43:35,179 --> 00:43:36,246
People looked at youall the time,
1156
00:43:36,313 --> 00:43:39,016
and everybodyjust knew stuff about you.
1157
00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:41,118
That new girl
moved here from Africa.
1158
00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:44,121
I saw Cady Heron wearing
Army pants and flip-flops,
1159
00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:46,290
so I bought Army pants
and flip-flops.
1160
00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:48,659
That Cady girl is hot.
1161
00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:50,661
She might even be hotter
than Regina George.
1162
00:43:50,728 --> 00:43:53,230
I hear Regina George
is dating Aaron Samuels again.
1163
00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:56,767
The two were seen canoodling
at Chris Eisel's
Halloween party.
1164
00:43:56,834 --> 00:43:58,936
They've been inseparableever since.
1165
00:44:05,442 --> 00:44:06,643
(THUD)
1166
00:44:06,710 --> 00:44:09,380
(SCREAMS)
1167
00:44:09,446 --> 00:44:10,948
CADY: I was a woman possessed.
1168
00:44:11,015 --> 00:44:14,218
I spent about 80 percentof my timetalking about Regina.
1169
00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:15,853
And the other 20 percentof the time,
1170
00:44:15,919 --> 00:44:17,254
I was praying for someone elseto bring her up
1171
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:19,189
so I couldtalk about her more.
1172
00:44:19,256 --> 00:44:21,892
She's not
even that good-looking
if you really look at her.
1173
00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:24,028
I don't know.
Now that she's getting fatter,
1174
00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:25,696
she's got pretty big jugs.
1175
00:44:25,763 --> 00:44:27,398
CADY: I could hear peoplegetting bored with me.
1176
00:44:27,464 --> 00:44:28,432
But I couldn't stop.
1177
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,934
It just kept coming uplike word vomit.
1178
00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:33,370
I have this theory that if
you cut all her hair off,
1179
00:44:33,437 --> 00:44:34,772
she'd look like
a British man.
1180
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:35,906
Yeah, I know.
1181
00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:38,042
You told me that one before.
1182
00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:38,042
Oh.
1183
00:44:38,108 --> 00:44:39,410
Hey, I'm having
an art show.
1184
00:44:39,476 --> 00:44:42,146
So why don't you take a night
off from your double life.
1185
00:44:42,212 --> 00:44:44,381
I want you to see it.
1186
00:44:42,212 --> 00:44:44,381
Coolness.
1187
00:44:44,448 --> 00:44:45,949
(SNIFFS)
1188
00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:47,251
What is that smell?
1189
00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:49,253
Oh, Regina gave me
some perfume.
1190
00:44:49,319 --> 00:44:51,688
You smell like
a baby prostitute.
1191
00:44:51,755 --> 00:44:52,956
Thanks.
1192
00:44:54,391 --> 00:44:56,293
CADY: Meanwhile, I was findingany excuse I could
1193
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,928
to talk to Aaron.
1194
00:44:57,995 --> 00:44:59,930
I don't get this.
Do you get any of this?
1195
00:45:00,898 --> 00:45:02,266
Nice job, Cady.
1196
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:06,136
Kind of seems like
you get it.
1197
00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:07,171
CADY: If I was gonnakeep this going,
1198
00:45:07,237 --> 00:45:08,939
I was gonna have toreally commit.
1199
00:45:11,809 --> 00:45:13,477
MS. NORBURY: Not your best.
1200
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:16,113
Damn, Africa,
what happened?
1201
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:18,916
How'd you do?
1202
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:18,916
Not so good.
1203
00:45:18,982 --> 00:45:21,351
You know, I think
I need a tutor.
1204
00:45:21,418 --> 00:45:24,488
I'll tutor you, if you
ever wanna get together
after school or something.
1205
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,490
Do you think
Regina would mind?
1206
00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:28,125
No.
You guys are friends.
1207
00:45:30,461 --> 00:45:33,030
Well, maybe we just
won't tell her.
1208
00:45:33,097 --> 00:45:35,766
CADY: So, what did you
get for this one?
1209
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:37,734
Well, the first time
I did it, I got a zero.
1210
00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:38,869
CADY: Wrong.
1211
00:45:38,936 --> 00:45:40,804
But then when I checked it,
I got...
1212
00:45:40,871 --> 00:45:42,306
one.
1213
00:45:40,871 --> 00:45:42,306
There you go.
1214
00:45:42,372 --> 00:45:44,808
I got one too.
1215
00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:47,478
Yeah, you have to check it
because sometimes the product
1216
00:45:47,544 --> 00:45:50,180
of two negative integers
is a positive number.
1217
00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:53,350
Yeah, like negative four
and negative six.
1218
00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:56,253
That's right. That's good.
1219
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,955
Well, you're a good tutor.
1220
00:46:06,864 --> 00:46:09,433
Man, um, look, I...
1221
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,135
I can't do this.
1222
00:46:11,201 --> 00:46:12,469
It's not fair to Regina.
1223
00:46:12,536 --> 00:46:14,204
Why do you like her?
1224
00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:17,274
Look, I know
she can be really mean
sometimes, but...
1225
00:46:17,341 --> 00:46:19,309
Then why do you like her?
1226
00:46:17,341 --> 00:46:19,309
Why do you?
1227
00:46:19,376 --> 00:46:21,445
Look, there's good and bad
to everybody. Right?
1228
00:46:21,512 --> 00:46:23,347
Regina's just...
1229
00:46:23,413 --> 00:46:24,915
She's just more up-front
about it.
1230
00:46:24,982 --> 00:46:26,350
CADY: Oh, no.It was coming up.
1231
00:46:26,416 --> 00:46:28,285
The word vomit.I didn't meanto say it, but...
1232
00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:29,887
She's cheating on you!
1233
00:46:32,422 --> 00:46:33,423
What?
1234
00:46:38,328 --> 00:46:40,531
Did he say why?
1235
00:46:40,597 --> 00:46:43,100
Somebody told him
about Shane Oman.
1236
00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:44,568
Who?
1237
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,470
REGINA: He said some guy
on the baseball team.
1238
00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:47,938
Baseball team?
1239
00:46:48,605 --> 00:46:50,140
I gave him everything.
1240
00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:52,276
I was half a virgin
when I met him.
1241
00:46:52,342 --> 00:46:54,845
You wanna do something fun?
1242
00:46:54,912 --> 00:46:56,413
You wanna go to Taco Bell?
1243
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,582
I can't go to Taco Bell,
1244
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,150
I'm on an all-carb diet.
1245
00:47:00,217 --> 00:47:02,286
God, Karen, you are so stupid!
1246
00:47:03,086 --> 00:47:04,521
Regina, wait. Talk to me.
1247
00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:08,125
REGINA: Nobody understands me.
1248
00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:08,125
GRETCHEN: I understand you.
1249
00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:10,260
You're not stupid,
Karen.
1250
00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:12,496
No.
I am, actually.
1251
00:47:12,563 --> 00:47:14,932
I'm failing
almost everything.
1252
00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:17,000
Well, there must be something
you're good at.
1253
00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:20,871
I can put my whole fist
in my mouth.
1254
00:47:20,938 --> 00:47:22,072
Wanna see?
1255
00:47:22,139 --> 00:47:24,107
No. That's okay.
1256
00:47:24,174 --> 00:47:25,209
Anything else?
1257
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,412
I'm kind of psychic.
1258
00:47:28,478 --> 00:47:30,147
I have a fifth sense.
1259
00:47:31,114 --> 00:47:32,249
What do you mean?
1260
00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:34,418
It's like I have ESPN
or something.
1261
00:47:34,484 --> 00:47:38,255
My breasts can always tell
when it's gonna rain.
1262
00:47:39,623 --> 00:47:43,126
Really? That's amazing.
1263
00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:46,129
Well, they can tell
when it's raining.
1264
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,102
CADY: I have to admit,I was mildly horrified
1265
00:47:52,169 --> 00:47:54,571
when Aaron didn't immediatelyask me to be his girlfriend.
1266
00:47:54,638 --> 00:47:57,274
I mean, I know he was sad,but how much time did he need?
1267
00:47:57,341 --> 00:47:58,475
Regina had moved on.
1268
00:47:58,542 --> 00:48:01,345
(FUNKY R&B MUSIC PLAYS)
1269
00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:04,314
Do you guys need anything?
Some snacks?
1270
00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:05,882
A condom?
1271
00:48:05,949 --> 00:48:09,253
Let me know.
Oh, God love you.
1272
00:48:09,319 --> 00:48:11,521
CADY: B ut overall, the planwas going pretty well.
1273
00:48:11,588 --> 00:48:13,924
Aaron had dumped Regina,and she was unknowingly
1274
00:48:13,991 --> 00:48:15,459
eating 5,000 calories a day.
1275
00:48:15,525 --> 00:48:17,327
It was time to turnour attention
1276
00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:19,196
to the army of skanks.
1277
00:48:19,263 --> 00:48:21,198
WOMAN ON TV:
And finally, the nominees
1278
00:48:21,265 --> 00:48:24,334
for Spring Fling Queenare as follows...
1279
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:25,469
Regina George.
1280
00:48:25,535 --> 00:48:28,238
(APPLAUSE)
1281
00:48:28,305 --> 00:48:29,439
Gretchen Wieners.
1282
00:48:32,209 --> 00:48:34,111
Janis Ian.
1283
00:48:34,177 --> 00:48:36,246
What is happening
to the world?
1284
00:48:36,313 --> 00:48:37,314
(LAUGHS)
1285
00:48:37,381 --> 00:48:38,548
And the final nominee...
1286
00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:41,218
I couldn't help myself.
It was so easy.
1287
00:48:41,285 --> 00:48:43,220
...is Cady Heron.
1288
00:48:43,287 --> 00:48:46,089
Damian, you put me
in there too?
That's not part of the plan.
1289
00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:47,557
I didn't put you in there.
1290
00:48:47,624 --> 00:48:49,459
You mean I'm really nominated?
1291
00:48:53,997 --> 00:48:56,667
CADY: In January,Regina had puta Spring Fling dress on hold
1292
00:48:56,733 --> 00:48:58,268
at a store called 1-3-5.
1293
00:48:58,335 --> 00:49:00,637
But being Plastic,she needed our advice
1294
00:49:00,704 --> 00:49:02,105
before she couldactually buy it.
1295
00:49:02,172 --> 00:49:03,273
REGINA:
Can someone zip me up?
1296
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:09,179
It won't close.
1297
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:09,179
It's a 5.
1298
00:49:09,246 --> 00:49:11,248
Okay,
it must be marked wrong.
1299
00:49:11,315 --> 00:49:14,318
Cady, all I've been eating
are these Kalteen bars.
They suck.
1300
00:49:14,384 --> 00:49:16,620
No, no, this is just how
they work.
1301
00:49:16,687 --> 00:49:18,288
This is all your water weight.
1302
00:49:18,355 --> 00:49:21,591
First you bloat, and then you
drop ten pounds like that...
1303
00:49:21,658 --> 00:49:24,061
Well, the Kalteen bars
have burned up all your carbs,
1304
00:49:24,127 --> 00:49:26,063
and now your body's
just running on water.
1305
00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:28,565
But once the water's gone,
then you'll be all muscle.
1306
00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:30,400
It explains it all
on the label.
1307
00:49:30,467 --> 00:49:31,702
You know Swedish?
1308
00:49:31,768 --> 00:49:35,038
Yeah, everyone in Africa
can read Swedish.
1309
00:49:35,105 --> 00:49:37,374
Ma'am, do you have this
in the next size up?
1310
00:49:37,441 --> 00:49:40,377
Sorry. We only carry
sizes 1, 3 and 5.
1311
00:49:40,444 --> 00:49:41,545
You could try Sears.
1312
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,214
(GASPS)
1313
00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:51,154
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
1314
00:49:53,690 --> 00:49:55,425
MS. NORBURY:
Cady.
1315
00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:56,727
I need your parents
to sign this
1316
00:49:56,793 --> 00:49:58,462
so they know that
you're failing.
1317
00:49:59,396 --> 00:50:00,397
Failing?
1318
00:50:00,464 --> 00:50:01,732
You know what's weird
about your quizzes, Cady,
1319
00:50:01,798 --> 00:50:06,103
is that all the work is right
and just the answers
are wrong.
1320
00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:08,438
Really?
1321
00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:08,438
Really.
1322
00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:10,340
Cady, I know that
having a boyfriend
1323
00:50:10,407 --> 00:50:13,210
may seem like
the most important thing
in the world right now,
1324
00:50:13,276 --> 00:50:15,145
but you don't have to
dumb yourself down
1325
00:50:15,212 --> 00:50:16,380
to get guys to like you.
1326
00:50:16,446 --> 00:50:18,048
CADY: How would you know?
1327
00:50:16,446 --> 00:50:18,048
I know,
1328
00:50:18,115 --> 00:50:20,217
"How would I know", right?
1329
00:50:20,283 --> 00:50:23,553
I'm divorced.
I'm broke
from getting divorced.
1330
00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:25,188
The only guy
that ever calls my house
1331
00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:27,224
is Randy from Chase Visa.
1332
00:50:27,290 --> 00:50:28,425
And you know why?
1333
00:50:28,492 --> 00:50:31,395
Because I'm a pusher.
I push people.
1334
00:50:31,461 --> 00:50:34,498
I pushed my husband
into law school.
That was a bust.
1335
00:50:34,564 --> 00:50:36,767
I pushed myself
into working three jobs.
1336
00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:38,268
And now I'm gonna push you
1337
00:50:38,335 --> 00:50:39,736
because I know
you're smarter than this.
1338
00:50:40,404 --> 00:50:41,838
Thanks, Ms. Norbury.
1339
00:50:41,905 --> 00:50:44,541
And if there's anything
I can do for extra credit,
please let me know.
1340
00:50:44,608 --> 00:50:46,343
Oh, I will.
1341
00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:49,079
I hate her! I mean,
she's totally failing me
on purpose
1342
00:50:49,146 --> 00:50:50,714
because I didn't join
those stupid Mathletes!
1343
00:50:50,781 --> 00:50:51,782
She was so queer.
1344
00:50:51,848 --> 00:50:54,651
She was like, "I'm a pusher,
Cady. I'm a pusher."
1345
00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:55,786
(LAUGHS)
1346
00:50:55,852 --> 00:50:57,454
What does that even mean?
1347
00:50:57,521 --> 00:50:59,623
Like a drug pusher?
1348
00:50:57,521 --> 00:50:59,623
Probably.
1349
00:50:59,689 --> 00:51:01,224
She said
she works three jobs.
1350
00:51:01,291 --> 00:51:02,826
You know,
I bet she sells drugs
on the side
1351
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,394
to pay
for her pathetic divorce.
1352
00:51:04,461 --> 00:51:05,662
You let it out,
honey.
1353
00:51:06,696 --> 00:51:08,098
Put it in the book.
1354
00:51:13,303 --> 00:51:15,372
CADY: I know it may looklike I'd become a bitch,
1355
00:51:15,439 --> 00:51:18,241
but that's only becauseI was acting like a bitch.
1356
00:51:18,308 --> 00:51:19,643
JANIS: Hey,
I called you last night.
1357
00:51:19,709 --> 00:51:21,077
How come you didn't
call me back?
1358
00:51:21,144 --> 00:51:23,213
Oh, I got busy. Sorry.
1359
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,183
So you need a ride
to my art show this weekend?
1360
00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:28,685
No. I have to go to Madison
with my parents.
1361
00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:30,353
I'm so sorry.
1362
00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:32,355
Well, you wanna
watch a movie tonight?
1363
00:51:32,422 --> 00:51:35,459
Can't. I'm doing
major Plastic sabotage
tonight.
1364
00:51:35,525 --> 00:51:38,228
But we don't have
anything planned for tonight.
1365
00:51:38,295 --> 00:51:39,763
Oh, I planned this one
on my own.
1366
00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:41,097
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
1367
00:51:41,164 --> 00:51:42,165
Love you. Bye.
1368
00:51:44,868 --> 00:51:46,470
Gretchen thinks
you're mad at her
1369
00:51:46,536 --> 00:51:48,271
because she's running
for Spring Fling Queen.
1370
00:51:48,338 --> 00:51:49,806
Oh, my God,
I'm not mad at her.
1371
00:51:49,873 --> 00:51:51,541
I'm worried about her.
1372
00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:53,810
I think somebody nominated her
as a joke or something.
1373
00:51:53,877 --> 00:51:55,579
And when nobody
votes for her,
1374
00:51:55,645 --> 00:51:57,180
she's gonna have
a total meltdown.
1375
00:51:57,247 --> 00:51:59,382
And who's gonna have
to take care of her? Me.
1376
00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:02,452
So you don't think
anyone will vote for her?
1377
00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:05,222
Cady,
she's not pretty.
1378
00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:07,557
I mean, that sounds bad,
but whatever.
1379
00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:09,759
The Spring Fling Queen
is always pretty.
1380
00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:11,895
And the crazy thing is
is that it should be Karen,
1381
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:14,664
but people forget about her
because she's such a slut.
1382
00:52:14,731 --> 00:52:16,867
Anyway, I gotta go.
I'm going to bed.
1383
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:21,738
Well, she's not mad at you.
1384
00:52:22,572 --> 00:52:24,541
Hold on.
1385
00:52:22,572 --> 00:52:24,541
Are you okay?
1386
00:52:24,608 --> 00:52:25,609
Shh.
1387
00:52:26,543 --> 00:52:28,545
(DIALS PHONE)
1388
00:52:28,612 --> 00:52:30,280
(PHONE RINGS)
1389
00:52:32,516 --> 00:52:35,285
Hello?
1390
00:52:32,516 --> 00:52:35,285
If someone said
something bad about you,
1391
00:52:35,352 --> 00:52:36,720
you'd want me
to tell you, right?
1392
00:52:37,721 --> 00:52:39,389
No.
1393
00:52:37,721 --> 00:52:39,389
What if it was someone
1394
00:52:39,456 --> 00:52:40,824
you thought was your friend?
1395
00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:41,925
What are you...
1396
00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:41,925
(PHONE BEEPS)
1397
00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:43,493
Hold on. Other line.
1398
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,195
I'm not taking this anymore.
1399
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,195
Good for you, Gretch.
1400
00:52:45,262 --> 00:52:46,863
Hello?
1401
00:52:45,262 --> 00:52:46,863
Let's go out.
1402
00:52:46,930 --> 00:52:49,199
Okay. Hold on.
I'm on the other line
with Gretchen.
1403
00:52:49,266 --> 00:52:51,768
Don't invite Gretchen.
She's driving me nuts.
1404
00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,370
Hold on.
1405
00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,370
Okay, hurry up.
1406
00:52:54,604 --> 00:52:55,772
It's Regina.
1407
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:57,474
She wants to hang out
with me tonight,
1408
00:52:57,541 --> 00:52:58,875
but she told me
not to tell you.
1409
00:52:58,942 --> 00:53:00,710
Do not hang out with her.
1410
00:53:00,777 --> 00:53:03,580
Why?
1411
00:53:00,777 --> 00:53:03,580
You don't want me
to tell you.
1412
00:53:03,647 --> 00:53:04,948
You can tell me.
Hold on.
1413
00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:08,752
Oh, my God,
she's so annoying.
1414
00:53:09,386 --> 00:53:10,787
Who is?
1415
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:13,256
Who's this?
1416
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:13,256
Gretchen.
1417
00:53:13,323 --> 00:53:14,925
Right. Hold on.
1418
00:53:16,693 --> 00:53:18,595
Oh, my God,
she's so annoying.
1419
00:53:18,662 --> 00:53:20,463
I know.
Just get rid of her.
1420
00:53:22,899 --> 00:53:24,000
Okay.
What is it?
1421
00:53:24,067 --> 00:53:26,937
Regina says everyone hates you
because you're such a slut.
1422
00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:29,706
She said that?
1423
00:53:29,773 --> 00:53:31,241
You didn't hear it
from me.
1424
00:53:32,676 --> 00:53:33,777
Little harsh,
Gretch.
1425
00:53:33,843 --> 00:53:35,579
Whatever.
She has a right to know.
1426
00:53:35,645 --> 00:53:36,680
I can't go out.
1427
00:53:36,746 --> 00:53:37,814
(COUGHS SOFTLY)
1428
00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:39,616
I'm sick.
1429
00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:41,451
Boo. You whore.
1430
00:53:47,524 --> 00:53:49,326
Regina,
1431
00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:50,794
we have to talk to you.
1432
00:53:50,860 --> 00:53:52,395
Is butter a carb?
1433
00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:54,331
Yes.
1434
00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:57,534
Regina, you're wearing
sweatpants.
1435
00:53:57,601 --> 00:53:59,369
It's Monday.
1436
00:53:59,436 --> 00:54:01,605
So?
1437
00:53:59,436 --> 00:54:01,605
So that's against the rules
1438
00:54:01,671 --> 00:54:03,540
and you can't sit with us.
1439
00:54:03,607 --> 00:54:06,843
Whatever.
Those rules aren't real.
1440
00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:08,578
They were real
that day I wore a vest.
1441
00:54:08,645 --> 00:54:10,413
Because that vest
was disgusting.
1442
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:11,748
You can't sit with us!
1443
00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:20,857
These sweatpants are all
that fits me right now.
1444
00:54:27,831 --> 00:54:29,633
Fine.
1445
00:54:29,699 --> 00:54:31,401
You can walk home, bitches.
1446
00:54:32,836 --> 00:54:34,871
Watch where you're going,
fat-ass!
1447
00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:37,540
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
1448
00:54:43,046 --> 00:54:45,815
CADY: Gretchen and Karenfollowed me aroundall afternoon.
1449
00:54:45,882 --> 00:54:46,983
So, what are we doing
this weekend?
1450
00:54:47,050 --> 00:54:48,418
Yeah,
what are we doing?
1451
00:54:48,485 --> 00:54:49,853
Oh, I have to go to Madison
with my parents.
1452
00:54:50,687 --> 00:54:52,355
What...
1453
00:54:52,422 --> 00:54:53,990
We have tickets
for this thing.
1454
00:54:54,057 --> 00:54:55,992
What?
1455
00:54:54,057 --> 00:54:55,992
What?
1456
00:54:56,059 --> 00:54:58,294
CADY: Was I the new queen bee?
1457
00:54:59,696 --> 00:55:01,598
I can try and get out of it.
1458
00:55:01,665 --> 00:55:02,766
Yeah.
1459
00:55:01,665 --> 00:55:02,766
Yeah. Yeah.
1460
00:55:02,832 --> 00:55:06,069
Because I told my friend Janis
I'd go to her art show.
1461
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,971
We've had these tickets
for months.
1462
00:55:08,038 --> 00:55:10,340
You love
Ladysmith Black Mambazo.
1463
00:55:10,407 --> 00:55:13,043
But she's my friend,
and I made her a promise.
1464
00:55:13,109 --> 00:55:15,612
I think Cady's old enough
to spend one night on her own.
1465
00:55:19,582 --> 00:55:23,620
CADY: I had learnedhow to controleveryone around me.
1466
00:55:23,687 --> 00:55:26,890
Hey. I'm having
a small get-together
at my house tomorrow night.
1467
00:55:26,956 --> 00:55:28,358
Is Regina going?
1468
00:55:28,425 --> 00:55:29,793
No.
Do you think I'm an idiot?
1469
00:55:29,859 --> 00:55:31,561
No, it's just gonna be
a few cool people,
1470
00:55:31,628 --> 00:55:33,596
and you better be
one of them, byotch.
1471
00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:35,932
Fine, I'll go.
1472
00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:35,932
Shut up.
1473
00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:37,834
I love that shirt on you.
1474
00:55:43,506 --> 00:55:46,843
CADY: Aaron Samuelswas going to bein my house at my party.
1475
00:55:46,910 --> 00:55:48,478
Everything had to be perfect.
1476
00:55:53,416 --> 00:55:54,617
And this timewhen Aaron saw me,
1477
00:55:54,684 --> 00:55:57,487
I wouldn't be caughtin some ridiculous costume.
1478
00:55:58,488 --> 00:55:59,689
Hey, guys.
1479
00:55:59,756 --> 00:56:00,824
(GASPS)
1480
00:56:00,890 --> 00:56:02,726
BOTH:
You look awesome!
1481
00:56:02,792 --> 00:56:04,561
I know, right?
1482
00:56:04,627 --> 00:56:06,863
Okay, so I got enough cheese
and crackers for eight people.
1483
00:56:06,930 --> 00:56:08,631
Do you think that's enough?
1484
00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:10,633
Yeah.
1485
00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:10,633
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1486
00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:11,768
Okay.
1487
00:56:11,835 --> 00:56:13,369
(DOORBELL RINGS)
1488
00:56:13,436 --> 00:56:14,604
(SQUEALS)
1489
00:56:16,139 --> 00:56:17,073
CADY: It was not enough.
1490
00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:19,042
Somehow, the wordhad gotten out
1491
00:56:19,109 --> 00:56:20,143
about my small get-together.
1492
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:22,545
Jason is here
with Taylor Wedell.
1493
00:56:22,612 --> 00:56:24,614
He's just using her
to make you mad.
1494
00:56:24,681 --> 00:56:27,083
Have you guys seen Aaron yet?
1495
00:56:24,681 --> 00:56:27,083
No.
1496
00:56:28,785 --> 00:56:31,688
Dude, put on
The Ramayana Monkey Chant.
1497
00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:38,161
(DOORBELL RINGS)
1498
00:56:40,764 --> 00:56:41,798
Do I know you?
1499
00:56:41,865 --> 00:56:43,433
Deek! What up, dog?
1500
00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:52,575
She thinks she's gonna have
a party and not invite me?
1501
00:56:52,642 --> 00:56:54,711
Who does she think she is?
1502
00:56:52,642 --> 00:56:54,711
You're right, hon.
1503
00:56:54,778 --> 00:56:57,013
I, like, invented her,
you know what I mean?
1504
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:06,456
GRETCHEN: Jason.
1505
00:57:07,791 --> 00:57:08,958
I have to talk to you.
1506
00:57:09,025 --> 00:57:10,160
(THUD)
1507
00:57:10,226 --> 00:57:12,428
Whatever.
1508
00:57:12,495 --> 00:57:15,131
GRETCHEN: I love you.
1509
00:57:12,495 --> 00:57:15,131
JASON: I know, I know.
1510
00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:20,637
Hey! Put that down!
1511
00:57:26,209 --> 00:57:27,911
CADY: Was Aaronblowing me off?
1512
00:57:35,585 --> 00:57:37,987
What's up?
Gretchen came to talk to me.
1513
00:57:38,054 --> 00:57:39,989
Oh, no.
1514
00:57:38,054 --> 00:57:39,989
Look,
1515
00:57:40,056 --> 00:57:41,624
I don't wanna hurt
your feelings,
1516
00:57:41,691 --> 00:57:43,626
but I only date
women of color.
1517
00:57:44,861 --> 00:57:45,962
I have to pee.
1518
00:57:59,075 --> 00:58:00,076
Get out.
1519
00:58:43,253 --> 00:58:44,754
Oh, ow.
1520
00:58:45,221 --> 00:58:46,656
Hey.
1521
00:58:45,221 --> 00:58:46,656
Hey.
1522
00:58:46,723 --> 00:58:48,057
I've been looking
for you everywhere.
1523
00:58:48,124 --> 00:58:49,158
Me too.
1524
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,561
Wow.
1525
00:58:51,628 --> 00:58:53,029
You look, um...
1526
00:58:54,097 --> 00:58:56,566
New clothes?
1527
00:58:54,097 --> 00:58:56,566
Thanks.
1528
00:58:57,867 --> 00:58:59,202
You wanna go downstairs?
1529
00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:01,204
No, no. Let's stay here.
1530
00:59:04,841 --> 00:59:06,809
Thanks for getting me
to come out tonight.
1531
00:59:06,876 --> 00:59:08,177
Yeah, sure, no problem.
1532
00:59:08,244 --> 00:59:11,247
I wasted too much time
being pissed off at Regina.
1533
00:59:11,314 --> 00:59:12,882
No more liars.
1534
00:59:12,949 --> 00:59:15,084
I would never lie to you.
1535
00:59:15,151 --> 00:59:16,819
I know, I know.
1536
00:59:16,886 --> 00:59:18,554
Although...
1537
00:59:18,621 --> 00:59:20,890
Okay, listen.
I mean, I did lie to you once,
1538
00:59:20,957 --> 00:59:23,693
but you're totally gonna laugh
when I tell you, so...
1539
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:24,827
Tell me what?
1540
00:59:25,962 --> 00:59:29,299
I pretended to be bad at math
so that you'd help me.
1541
00:59:29,365 --> 00:59:32,735
But the thing is,
I'm not really bad at math.
1542
00:59:32,802 --> 00:59:34,137
I'm actually really good
at math.
1543
00:59:34,203 --> 00:59:35,905
You're kind of bad at math.
1544
00:59:35,972 --> 00:59:38,741
Anyways, now I'm failing.
Isn't that funny?
1545
00:59:38,808 --> 00:59:41,177
Wait. You're failing
on purpose?
That's stupid.
1546
00:59:41,244 --> 00:59:44,147
No. Not on purpose.
Just, you know...
1547
00:59:44,213 --> 00:59:45,815
I just wanted a reason
to talk to you.
1548
00:59:45,882 --> 00:59:47,717
So why didn't you
just talk to me?
1549
00:59:47,784 --> 00:59:50,086
Well, because I couldn't.
Because of Regina.
1550
00:59:50,153 --> 00:59:51,821
Because you were
her property...
1551
00:59:51,888 --> 00:59:54,023
Her property?
1552
00:59:51,888 --> 00:59:54,023
No. Shut up.
Not her property...
1553
00:59:54,090 --> 00:59:55,858
No, don't tell me
to shut up.
1554
00:59:55,925 --> 00:59:57,627
I wasn't...
1555
00:59:55,925 --> 00:59:57,627
God, you know what?
1556
00:59:57,694 --> 01:00:00,697
You are just like
a clone of Regina.
1557
01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:03,633
Oh, no, no, listen to me.
You're not listening to me...
1558
01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:05,601
CADY: Oh, no.It was coming up again.
1559
01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:08,037
Word vomit.No, wait a minute...
1560
01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:09,238
What is this?
1561
01:00:09,305 --> 01:00:10,740
Actual vomit.
1562
01:00:10,807 --> 01:00:11,841
(VOMITS)
1563
01:00:11,908 --> 01:00:13,009
Eww.
1564
01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:15,878
CADY: Aaron!
1565
01:00:15,945 --> 01:00:17,981
Aaron, wait!
Just...
1566
01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:22,051
Okay. Call me.
1567
01:00:26,823 --> 01:00:30,126
Oh, God.
1568
01:00:26,823 --> 01:00:30,126
You dirty little liar.
1569
01:00:30,193 --> 01:00:31,894
I'm sorry.
I can explain.
1570
01:00:31,961 --> 01:00:33,930
Explain how you forgot
to invite us to your party?
1571
01:00:33,997 --> 01:00:35,999
Janis, I cannot stop this car.
I have a curfew.
1572
01:00:36,065 --> 01:00:39,202
You know I couldn't
invite you. I had
to pretend to be Plastic.
1573
01:00:39,268 --> 01:00:42,372
Hey, buddy, you're not
pretending anymore.
You're Plastic.
1574
01:00:42,438 --> 01:00:44,674
Cold, shiny, hard Plastic.
1575
01:00:44,741 --> 01:00:46,743
DANIEL: Curfew, 1:00 a.m.
It is now 1:10.
1576
01:00:46,809 --> 01:00:48,644
Did you have
an awesome time?
1577
01:00:48,711 --> 01:00:52,081
Did you drink awesome shooters
and listen to awesome music,
1578
01:00:52,148 --> 01:00:54,650
and then just sit around
and soak up
each other's awesomeness?
1579
01:00:54,717 --> 01:00:56,252
You know what? You're the one
who made me like this
1580
01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,788
so you could use me
for your eighth-grade revenge.
1581
01:00:58,855 --> 01:01:02,025
God! See, at least
me and Regina George
know we're mean.
1582
01:01:02,091 --> 01:01:04,093
You try to act
like you're so innocent.
1583
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,262
Like,
"Oh, I used to live in Africa
1584
01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:08,364
"with all the little birdies
and the little monkeys."
1585
01:01:08,431 --> 01:01:10,033
You know what?
It's not my fault
1586
01:01:10,099 --> 01:01:11,768
you're in love with me
or something!
1587
01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:13,669
What?
1588
01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:13,669
Oh, no she did not!
1589
01:01:13,736 --> 01:01:15,972
See? That is the thing
with you Plastics.
1590
01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:18,441
You think that everybody
is in love with you,
1591
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,877
when actually,
everybody hates you.
1592
01:01:20,943 --> 01:01:22,979
Like Aaron Samuels,
for example.
1593
01:01:23,046 --> 01:01:25,081
He broke up with Regina
and guess what.
1594
01:01:25,148 --> 01:01:26,716
He still doesn't want you.
1595
01:01:26,783 --> 01:01:29,052
So why are you still
messing with Regina, Cady?
1596
01:01:29,118 --> 01:01:30,219
I'll tell you why.
1597
01:01:30,286 --> 01:01:32,155
Because you are a mean girl!
1598
01:01:32,221 --> 01:01:33,222
You're a bitch!
1599
01:01:34,791 --> 01:01:37,894
Here. You can have this.
It won a prize.
1600
01:01:40,196 --> 01:01:42,331
And I want
my pink shirt back!
1601
01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:44,867
I want
my pink shirt back!
1602
01:01:46,502 --> 01:01:49,372
(SUBDUED AFRICAN MUSIC PLAYS)
1603
01:01:59,515 --> 01:02:01,017
Hon, slow down.
1604
01:02:01,084 --> 01:02:03,786
It's like I can't trust
anyone anymore.
1605
01:02:04,821 --> 01:02:06,389
Why are you eating
a Kalteen bar?
1606
01:02:06,456 --> 01:02:09,125
I'm starving.
1607
01:02:06,456 --> 01:02:09,125
Man, I hate those things.
1608
01:02:09,192 --> 01:02:10,026
Coach Carr makes us eat those
1609
01:02:10,093 --> 01:02:12,028
when we wanna move up
a weight class.
1610
01:02:14,230 --> 01:02:15,965
What?
1611
01:02:16,032 --> 01:02:18,101
They make you gain weight
like crazy.
1612
01:02:19,869 --> 01:02:20,937
Motherf...
1613
01:02:21,003 --> 01:02:22,004
(SPITS)
1614
01:02:22,071 --> 01:02:23,773
(SCREAMS)
1615
01:02:25,374 --> 01:02:27,844
(DOGS HOWLING IN DISTANCE)
1616
01:02:30,513 --> 01:02:32,748
(SCREAMING)
1617
01:02:38,087 --> 01:02:40,356
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
1618
01:02:46,863 --> 01:02:50,066
This girl is the
1619
01:02:50,133 --> 01:02:52,969
nastiest skank bitch
1620
01:02:53,369 --> 01:02:57,006
I've ever met.
1621
01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:00,510
Do not trust her.
1622
01:03:00,576 --> 01:03:05,948
She is a fugly slut!
1623
01:03:24,233 --> 01:03:26,235
(CRYING)
1624
01:03:26,302 --> 01:03:28,838
I found it
in the girls' bathroom.
1625
01:03:28,905 --> 01:03:31,340
It's so mean, Mr. Duvall.
1626
01:03:32,008 --> 01:03:33,209
Is this true?
1627
01:03:33,276 --> 01:03:35,444
Trang Pak made out
with Coach Carr?
1628
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:38,281
Good Lord.
1629
01:03:39,582 --> 01:03:42,451
What's that say?
"Kaitlyn Caussin is a..."
1630
01:03:42,518 --> 01:03:43,519
Fat whore.
1631
01:03:47,256 --> 01:03:49,892
Okay, calm down,
Miss George.
1632
01:03:49,959 --> 01:03:53,963
Why would someone write that?
That's just so mean.
1633
01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:56,332
Don't worry, we're gonna
find out who did it.
1634
01:03:56,399 --> 01:03:59,969
There's only three girls
in the whole school
who aren't in it.
1635
01:04:00,036 --> 01:04:02,939
At your age, you're gonna
be having a lot of urges.
1636
01:04:03,005 --> 01:04:04,507
You're gonna want to take off
your clothes
1637
01:04:04,574 --> 01:04:06,375
and touch each other.
1638
01:04:06,442 --> 01:04:07,977
But if you do
touch each other,
1639
01:04:08,044 --> 01:04:09,845
you will get chlamydia.
1640
01:04:09,912 --> 01:04:11,180
And die.
1641
01:04:11,247 --> 01:04:12,381
STUDENT: Coach Carr.
1642
01:04:15,918 --> 01:04:18,221
Cady Heron, they wanna see you
in the principal's office.
1643
01:04:19,622 --> 01:04:20,923
STUDENTS: Woo.
1644
01:04:20,990 --> 01:04:24,927
All right, chlamydia. K-L-A...
1645
01:04:27,630 --> 01:04:29,065
In here, Miss Heron.
1646
01:04:38,074 --> 01:04:40,343
What's going on?
1647
01:04:38,074 --> 01:04:40,343
Have a seat, Miss Heron.
1648
01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:47,316
Have you ever
seen this before?
1649
01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:47,316
CADY: No.
1650
01:04:47,383 --> 01:04:50,052
I mean, yes, I've seen it
before, but it's not mine.
1651
01:04:50,119 --> 01:04:52,054
You better get your story
straight, Miss Heron,
1652
01:04:52,121 --> 01:04:53,990
because I'm not messing
around here.
1653
01:04:54,056 --> 01:04:55,891
It's not ours,
it's Regina's.
1654
01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:58,160
Yeah, she's trying to make it
look like we wrote it,
1655
01:04:58,227 --> 01:04:59,996
but really, she wrote it.
1656
01:05:00,062 --> 01:05:01,597
Miss Wieners,
why would Regina
1657
01:05:01,664 --> 01:05:06,235
refer to herself
as a "fugly slut"?
1658
01:05:06,302 --> 01:05:08,371
(SNICKERS)
1659
01:05:08,437 --> 01:05:11,374
Miss Smith, this is no time
to be laughing.
1660
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,576
We're gonna get to the bottom
of this right now.
1661
01:05:32,295 --> 01:05:36,032
Maybe we're not in that book
because everybody likes us.
1662
01:05:36,098 --> 01:05:38,634
And I don't wanna be punished
for being well-liked.
1663
01:05:38,701 --> 01:05:42,505
And I don't think my father,
the inventor
of Toaster Strudel,
1664
01:05:42,571 --> 01:05:44,640
would be too pleased
to hear about this.
1665
01:05:44,707 --> 01:05:47,043
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
1666
01:05:49,045 --> 01:05:51,380
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1667
01:05:53,749 --> 01:05:56,218
"Made out with a hot dog"?
1668
01:05:56,285 --> 01:05:58,721
Oh, my God,
that was one time!
1669
01:06:01,490 --> 01:06:03,959
"Dawn Schweitzer
has a huge ass"?
1670
01:06:04,026 --> 01:06:05,594
Who would write that?
1671
01:06:05,661 --> 01:06:07,196
Who wouldn't write that?
1672
01:06:08,597 --> 01:06:11,200
"Trang Pak made out
with Coach Carr"?
1673
01:06:11,267 --> 01:06:12,735
And so did Sun Jin Dinh.
1674
01:06:14,337 --> 01:06:16,105
(SPEAKS VIETNAMESE)
1675
01:06:20,710 --> 01:06:23,979
Hey! Hey! Settle down!
All right, hey.
1676
01:06:24,046 --> 01:06:26,215
No. You do not push and sh...
1677
01:06:40,363 --> 01:06:42,398
MR. DUVALL: Do you have
anything else you wanna say?
1678
01:06:42,465 --> 01:06:43,733
No, I can't answer
any more questions
1679
01:06:43,799 --> 01:06:45,634
until I have a parent
or lawyer present.
1680
01:06:46,802 --> 01:06:49,205
Miss Smith?
1681
01:06:49,271 --> 01:06:53,008
Whoever wrote it
probably didn't think
anyone would ever see it?
1682
01:06:53,075 --> 01:06:55,444
I hope that nobody else
ever does see it.
1683
01:06:55,511 --> 01:06:58,581
(EXCITED TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1684
01:07:06,722 --> 01:07:09,392
Mom, can you pick me up?
I'm scared.
1685
01:07:10,726 --> 01:07:13,329
"Janis Ian, dyke"?
1686
01:07:10,726 --> 01:07:13,329
Oh, that's original.
1687
01:07:13,396 --> 01:07:15,197
"Too gay to function"?
1688
01:07:13,396 --> 01:07:15,197
Hey!
1689
01:07:15,264 --> 01:07:17,333
That's only okay
when I say it.
1690
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:20,403
Did you write this?
1691
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:20,403
No, I swear!
1692
01:07:20,469 --> 01:07:23,072
Then you told somebody!
1693
01:07:20,469 --> 01:07:23,072
She told!
1694
01:07:23,139 --> 01:07:26,108
You little bitch!
1695
01:07:23,139 --> 01:07:26,108
You're a bitch!
1696
01:07:28,544 --> 01:07:30,746
Yeah!
Take your top off!
1697
01:07:32,515 --> 01:07:33,616
Now, here's what
we're gonna do...
1698
01:07:33,682 --> 01:07:34,617
Ron, come quick!
1699
01:07:34,683 --> 01:07:38,154
They've gone wild.
The girls have gone wild.
1700
01:07:47,396 --> 01:07:49,532
CADY: I t was full-tiltjungle madness.
1701
01:07:49,598 --> 01:07:52,735
(LIONS ROARING)
1702
01:07:52,802 --> 01:07:54,637
And it wasn't going away.
1703
01:08:01,343 --> 01:08:04,146
Hey, I pulled these two
off each other.
1704
01:08:04,213 --> 01:08:07,550
Coach Carr, step away
from the underage girls.
1705
01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:14,123
Let me help you down there.
1706
01:08:14,190 --> 01:08:17,193
Hell, no! I did not leave
the Southside for this!
1707
01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:20,095
(GLASS SHATTERS, ALARM RINGS)
1708
01:08:20,162 --> 01:08:21,430
(GIRLS SCREAM)
1709
01:08:21,497 --> 01:08:23,632
Oh, crap! My hair!
1710
01:08:23,699 --> 01:08:28,270
All junior girls report
to the gymnasium immediately!
1711
01:08:28,337 --> 01:08:29,672
Immediately!
1712
01:08:31,340 --> 01:08:34,543
(CHATTERING)
1713
01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:35,778
CADY: Have you everwalked up to people
1714
01:08:35,845 --> 01:08:38,314
and realized they were justtalking about you?
1715
01:08:40,483 --> 01:08:43,452
Have you ever had it happen60 times in a row?
1716
01:08:44,286 --> 01:08:46,155
I have.
1717
01:08:46,222 --> 01:08:48,224
(CHATTERING STOPS)
1718
01:08:53,562 --> 01:08:55,531
(MOUTHS)
1719
01:09:04,673 --> 01:09:07,476
Never in my 14 years
as an educator
1720
01:09:07,543 --> 01:09:09,512
have I seen such behavior.
1721
01:09:09,578 --> 01:09:11,914
And from young ladies.
1722
01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:13,849
I got parents calling me
on the phone
1723
01:09:13,916 --> 01:09:15,885
asking,
"Did someone get shot?"
1724
01:09:15,951 --> 01:09:18,521
I ought to cancel
your Spring Fling.
1725
01:09:18,587 --> 01:09:19,722
GIRLS: No!
1726
01:09:19,788 --> 01:09:21,490
What are we supposed
to do?
1727
01:09:21,557 --> 01:09:22,691
Now, I'm not gonna do that,
1728
01:09:22,758 --> 01:09:24,560
because we've already
paid the DJ.
1729
01:09:24,627 --> 01:09:28,163
But don't think that I'm not
taking this book seriously.
1730
01:09:28,230 --> 01:09:31,600
Coach Carr has fled
school property.
1731
01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:34,303
Ms. Norbury has been
accused of selling drugs.
1732
01:09:35,538 --> 01:09:38,207
Now, what the young ladies
in this grade need
1733
01:09:38,274 --> 01:09:40,643
is an attitude makeover.
1734
01:09:40,709 --> 01:09:43,212
And you're gonna get it
right now.
1735
01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:44,947
I don't care
how long it takes,
1736
01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:47,416
I will keep you here
all night.
1737
01:09:47,483 --> 01:09:48,817
We can't keep them
past 4:00.
1738
01:09:48,884 --> 01:09:50,920
I will keep you here
until 4:00.
1739
01:09:52,788 --> 01:09:55,658
Now, what we're gonna
try to do is fix the way
you young ladies
1740
01:09:55,724 --> 01:09:57,226
relate to each other.
1741
01:09:57,293 --> 01:09:59,895
Okay? Lady to lady.
1742
01:09:59,962 --> 01:10:02,898
So who has a lady problem
that they'd like
to talk about?
1743
01:10:06,802 --> 01:10:08,504
Yes?
1744
01:10:08,571 --> 01:10:09,738
Somebody wrote in that book
1745
01:10:09,805 --> 01:10:11,674
that I'm lying about
being a virgin
1746
01:10:11,740 --> 01:10:13,943
because I use
super-jumbo tampons.
1747
01:10:14,009 --> 01:10:16,445
But I can't help it
if I've got a heavy flow
1748
01:10:16,512 --> 01:10:17,947
and a wide-set vagina.
1749
01:10:19,748 --> 01:10:21,483
(SIGHS)
Yeah, I can't do this.
1750
01:10:21,984 --> 01:10:23,619
Ms. Norbury.
1751
01:10:23,686 --> 01:10:25,721
You're a successful,
intelligent,
1752
01:10:25,788 --> 01:10:27,356
caring, graceful woman.
1753
01:10:27,723 --> 01:10:28,991
I am?
1754
01:10:29,058 --> 01:10:31,527
There has to be something
you can say
to these young ladies.
1755
01:10:31,594 --> 01:10:33,596
Something to help them
with their self-esteem?
1756
01:10:33,662 --> 01:10:34,964
It's not
a self-esteem problem.
1757
01:10:35,030 --> 01:10:36,865
I think they're all pretty
pleased with themselves.
1758
01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:40,636
(SIGHS) Okay.
1759
01:10:42,638 --> 01:10:44,940
Okay, uh...
1760
01:10:45,007 --> 01:10:47,676
Everybody close your eyes.
1761
01:10:47,743 --> 01:10:50,479
I want you to raise your hand
if you have ever had a girl
1762
01:10:50,546 --> 01:10:53,349
say something bad about you
behind your back.
1763
01:10:55,684 --> 01:10:56,919
Open your eyes.
1764
01:10:59,455 --> 01:11:00,823
Now, close your eyes again.
1765
01:11:00,889 --> 01:11:01,857
And this time,
1766
01:11:01,924 --> 01:11:03,993
I want you to raise
your hand if you have ever
1767
01:11:04,059 --> 01:11:06,695
said anything about a friend
behind her back.
1768
01:11:13,035 --> 01:11:14,036
Open them.
1769
01:11:16,005 --> 01:11:18,574
(GIRLS GIGGLE)
1770
01:11:18,641 --> 01:11:21,043
There's been some
girl-on-girl crime here.
1771
01:11:22,645 --> 01:11:24,013
Okay. So, what
we could do today
1772
01:11:24,079 --> 01:11:26,348
is a couple exercises
to help you
1773
01:11:26,415 --> 01:11:29,418
express your anger
in a healthy way.
1774
01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:31,720
Let's start over here.
1775
01:11:31,787 --> 01:11:33,822
CADY: Ms. Norbury had usconfront each other directly
1776
01:11:33,889 --> 01:11:35,224
about the thingsthat were bothering us.
1777
01:11:35,290 --> 01:11:37,660
And it seemed likeevery cliquehad its own problems.
1778
01:11:37,726 --> 01:11:38,961
You've been acting
really stuck-up
1779
01:11:39,028 --> 01:11:40,696
ever since you switched
to shortfielder.
1780
01:11:40,763 --> 01:11:42,831
And Dawn agrees with me.
1781
01:11:42,898 --> 01:11:44,700
Dawn?
1782
01:11:42,898 --> 01:11:44,700
Don't drag me into this,
1783
01:11:44,767 --> 01:11:45,901
I'm pitching tomorrow.
1784
01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:47,970
(SPEAKS VIETNAMESE)
1785
01:11:48,037 --> 01:11:49,805
(SPEAKS VIETNAMESE)
1786
01:11:53,876 --> 01:11:56,612
Okay. Good.
1787
01:11:56,679 --> 01:11:58,414
Can I just say
that we don't have
1788
01:11:58,480 --> 01:11:59,548
a clique problem
at this school?
1789
01:11:59,615 --> 01:12:01,884
And some of us shouldn't have
to take this workshop,
1790
01:12:01,950 --> 01:12:05,020
because some of us
are just victims
in this situation.
1791
01:12:05,087 --> 01:12:07,423
That's probably true.
How many of you
1792
01:12:07,489 --> 01:12:11,093
have ever felt personally
victimized by Regina George?
1793
01:12:20,969 --> 01:12:23,839
Good.
Okay, who's next?
1794
01:12:23,906 --> 01:12:25,007
Who's next?
1795
01:12:25,641 --> 01:12:28,877
Um, Cady.
1796
01:12:28,944 --> 01:12:31,046
Do you have anything
you wanna own up to?
1797
01:12:31,714 --> 01:12:33,649
Yes.
1798
01:12:31,714 --> 01:12:33,649
No.
1799
01:12:33,716 --> 01:12:36,785
You never made up a rumor
about anybody?
1800
01:12:36,852 --> 01:12:38,420
Just that you sell drugs.
1801
01:12:38,487 --> 01:12:39,488
No.
1802
01:12:39,555 --> 01:12:42,458
Nothing you want
to apologize for?
1803
01:12:42,524 --> 01:12:44,059
I couldn't apologizeto Ms. Norbury
1804
01:12:44,126 --> 01:12:46,128
without getting blamedfor the whole Burn Book.
1805
01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:47,029
No.
1806
01:12:49,131 --> 01:12:50,999
I'm really disappointed
in you, Cady.
1807
01:12:53,669 --> 01:12:56,939
Okay, so we're all here
because of this book, right?
1808
01:12:57,005 --> 01:12:59,742
Well, I don't know
who wrote this book,
1809
01:12:59,808 --> 01:13:02,678
but you all have got to stop
calling each other
1810
01:13:02,745 --> 01:13:03,946
sluts and whores.
1811
01:13:04,012 --> 01:13:07,082
It just makes it okay for guys
to call you sluts and whores.
1812
01:13:07,149 --> 01:13:08,751
Who here has ever been
called a slut?
1813
01:13:13,989 --> 01:13:15,557
Okay, everybody up.
1814
01:13:15,624 --> 01:13:17,493
CADY: Ms. Norbury had uswrite out apologies
1815
01:13:17,559 --> 01:13:19,828
to people that we'd hurtin our lives.
1816
01:13:19,895 --> 01:13:23,699
"Alyssa, I'm sorry
I called you
a gap-toothed bitch.
1817
01:13:23,766 --> 01:13:26,034
"It's not your fault
you're so gap-toothed."
1818
01:13:30,806 --> 01:13:31,907
"Gretchen,
1819
01:13:31,974 --> 01:13:35,010
"I'm sorry I laughed at you
that time you got diarrhea
1820
01:13:35,077 --> 01:13:36,712
"at Barnes & Noble.
1821
01:13:36,779 --> 01:13:38,046
"And I'm sorry
I told everyone about it."
1822
01:13:39,181 --> 01:13:41,583
And I'm sorry
for repeating it now.
1823
01:13:41,650 --> 01:13:43,886
(ETHEREAL CHORAL THEME PLAYS)
1824
01:13:46,555 --> 01:13:48,791
Laura, I don't hate you
because you're fat.
1825
01:13:48,857 --> 01:13:50,626
You're fat because I hate you.
1826
01:13:52,528 --> 01:13:54,563
(GIRLS GRUNT)
1827
01:13:54,630 --> 01:13:56,498
I just wish we could
all get along
1828
01:13:56,565 --> 01:13:58,667
like we used to
in middle school.
1829
01:13:58,734 --> 01:14:02,838
I wish that I could
bake a cake made out of
rainbows and smiles,
1830
01:14:02,905 --> 01:14:05,073
and we'd all eat it
and be happy.
1831
01:14:05,140 --> 01:14:06,909
She doesn't even go here!
1832
01:14:08,710 --> 01:14:10,679
Do you even
go to this school?
1833
01:14:10,746 --> 01:14:14,082
No. I just have
a lot of feelings.
1834
01:14:14,983 --> 01:14:16,485
Okay, go home.
1835
01:14:20,222 --> 01:14:22,090
Sharon, I think you're doing
a great job.
1836
01:14:22,157 --> 01:14:23,859
Thanks. I feel like
I'm getting through.
1837
01:14:23,926 --> 01:14:27,029
I'm sorry that people
are so jealous of me.
1838
01:14:27,095 --> 01:14:29,031
But I can't help it
that I'm popular.
1839
01:14:33,101 --> 01:14:34,603
(CRASH)
1840
01:14:34,670 --> 01:14:37,873
Oh, my God! Oh, jeez.
Okay, walk it off.
Walk it off.
1841
01:14:37,940 --> 01:14:40,876
Okay.
That hurt.
1842
01:14:40,943 --> 01:14:42,110
They're okay.
1843
01:14:42,744 --> 01:14:45,080
They're okay.
1844
01:14:45,147 --> 01:14:47,950
MS. NORBURY: Oh, boy.
Okay, who's next?
1845
01:14:48,016 --> 01:14:50,052
Who's next? Keep it going.
1846
01:14:53,755 --> 01:14:55,657
Oh, my God.
It's her dream come true,
1847
01:14:55,724 --> 01:14:57,226
diving into
a big pile of girls.
1848
01:14:57,826 --> 01:14:59,127
(GIRLS SNICKER)
1849
01:14:59,194 --> 01:15:02,064
Okay, yeah,
I've got an apology.
1850
01:15:04,566 --> 01:15:08,537
So I have this friend
who is a new student
this year.
1851
01:15:08,604 --> 01:15:11,173
And I convinced her that
it would be fun
1852
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:13,275
to mess up
Regina George's life.
1853
01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:16,078
So I had her pretend
to be friends with Regina,
1854
01:15:16,144 --> 01:15:17,846
and then she would come
to my house after
1855
01:15:17,913 --> 01:15:20,749
and we would just laugh
about all the dumb stuff
Regina said.
1856
01:15:20,816 --> 01:15:22,784
And we gave her
these candy bar things
1857
01:15:22,851 --> 01:15:24,219
that would
make her gain weight,
1858
01:15:24,286 --> 01:15:26,822
and we turned her best friends
against her.
1859
01:15:26,889 --> 01:15:29,925
And then... Oh, yeah, Cady...
You know my friend Cady.
1860
01:15:29,992 --> 01:15:32,194
She made out
with Regina's boyfriend
1861
01:15:32,261 --> 01:15:34,263
and then convinced him
to break up with her.
1862
01:15:34,329 --> 01:15:37,199
Oh, God,
and we gave you foot cream
instead of face wash.
1863
01:15:37,266 --> 01:15:40,135
God!
I am so sorry, Regina.
1864
01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:42,137
Really, I don't know
why I did it.
1865
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,839
I guess it's probably because
1866
01:15:43,906 --> 01:15:47,876
I've got a big lesbian crush
on you.
1867
01:15:47,943 --> 01:15:49,177
Suck on that!
1868
01:15:49,244 --> 01:15:50,712
(ULULATES)
1869
01:15:50,779 --> 01:15:55,784
GIRLS: (CHANTING)
Janis! Janis! Janis! Janis!
1870
01:16:01,356 --> 01:16:02,557
CADY: Regina!
1871
01:16:02,624 --> 01:16:03,959
(DOOR SLAMS)
1872
01:16:04,026 --> 01:16:05,894
Regina, wait! I didn't mean
for that to happen.
1873
01:16:05,961 --> 01:16:08,330
To find out that everyone
hates me? I don't care.
1874
01:16:08,397 --> 01:16:10,666
Regina, please!
Regina, stop!
1875
01:16:10,732 --> 01:16:13,302
No! Do you know what
everyone says about you?
1876
01:16:13,368 --> 01:16:15,570
They say that you're
a home-schooled jungle freak,
1877
01:16:15,637 --> 01:16:17,306
who's a less-hot version
of me.
1878
01:16:17,372 --> 01:16:20,175
Yeah. So don't try to act
so innocent.
1879
01:16:20,242 --> 01:16:21,910
You can take that fake apology
1880
01:16:21,977 --> 01:16:23,912
and shove it right up
your hairy...
1881
01:16:23,979 --> 01:16:26,181
(SCREAMS)
1882
01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:27,282
(BRAKES SQUEAK)
1883
01:16:27,349 --> 01:16:30,285
CADY: And that's howRegina George died.
1884
01:16:30,352 --> 01:16:33,255
No, I'm totally kidding.But she did get hurt.
1885
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:35,924
Some girls saythey saw her headgo all the way around.
1886
01:16:35,991 --> 01:16:39,161
But that's just a rumor.Some people swear they saw me
1887
01:16:39,227 --> 01:16:40,629
push her in front of the bus.
1888
01:16:40,696 --> 01:16:43,165
That was an even worse rumor.
1889
01:16:43,231 --> 01:16:46,902
Everybody done?
1890
01:16:43,231 --> 01:16:46,902
No. Mom, I didn't do it.
1891
01:16:46,969 --> 01:16:48,870
I don't know what
to believe anymore.
1892
01:16:48,937 --> 01:16:51,206
Mom, believe me.
I'm your daughter.
1893
01:16:54,376 --> 01:16:56,278
Why are my tribal vases
under the sink?
1894
01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:57,779
Huh?
1895
01:16:57,846 --> 01:16:58,947
My tribal vases.
1896
01:16:59,014 --> 01:17:00,983
Why were they under the sink?
1897
01:17:01,049 --> 01:17:02,351
I don't know.
1898
01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:05,187
This is the fertility vase
of the Ndebele tribe.
1899
01:17:05,253 --> 01:17:06,655
Does that mean anything
to you?
1900
01:17:07,022 --> 01:17:08,056
No.
1901
01:17:09,057 --> 01:17:10,125
Who are you?
1902
01:17:15,330 --> 01:17:19,201
Great. All my friends hate me,
and now my mom hates me.
1903
01:17:19,267 --> 01:17:20,836
Your mom does not hate you.
1904
01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:23,905
She's afraid of you.
1905
01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:25,974
I don't know,
1906
01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:29,311
maybe we mainstream-schooled
you too soon.
1907
01:17:29,378 --> 01:17:30,412
Maybe you should come back
1908
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:33,348
and be home-schooled
again for a while.
1909
01:17:33,415 --> 01:17:36,018
No. Only thing worse
than going back
1910
01:17:36,084 --> 01:17:37,352
will be not going back.
1911
01:17:38,353 --> 01:17:40,055
How bad's it gonna be
tomorrow?
1912
01:17:40,956 --> 01:17:42,190
Remember when
we saw those lions
1913
01:17:42,257 --> 01:17:44,860
fighting over
the wart hog carcass?
1914
01:17:44,926 --> 01:17:46,395
I'll be the wart hog.
1915
01:17:46,461 --> 01:17:47,729
You're not a wart hog,
1916
01:17:48,196 --> 01:17:50,332
you're a lion.
1917
01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:52,968
Just focus on your studies
for a little while.
1918
01:17:53,035 --> 01:17:55,771
You're still an excellent
student, right?
1919
01:17:55,837 --> 01:17:59,408
Oh, yeah. I need you
to sign my calculus test.
1920
01:17:59,474 --> 01:18:01,777
Why?
1921
01:17:59,474 --> 01:18:01,777
I'm failing.
1922
01:18:03,478 --> 01:18:07,416
Hmm. Okay. You are...
1923
01:18:09,117 --> 01:18:10,152
What do they call it?
1924
01:18:10,986 --> 01:18:11,987
Grounded.
1925
01:18:12,454 --> 01:18:13,455
You're grounded.
1926
01:18:14,923 --> 01:18:16,291
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
1927
01:18:21,897 --> 01:18:23,799
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
1928
01:18:35,077 --> 01:18:38,080
(FARTS SOFTLY)
1929
01:18:42,984 --> 01:18:45,120
GIRL 1: She pushed her
in front of the bus.
1930
01:18:45,187 --> 01:18:46,922
GIRL 2:
Did you see her do it?
1931
01:18:46,988 --> 01:18:47,989
GIRL 1: Yes.
1932
01:19:02,904 --> 01:19:07,008
Did your teacher
ever try to sell you
marijuana or Ecstasy tablets?
1933
01:19:07,075 --> 01:19:08,076
BOY 1: No.
1934
01:19:08,143 --> 01:19:09,478
BOY 2: What are
marijuana tablets?
1935
01:19:09,544 --> 01:19:12,013
What's going on?
Where's Ms. Norbury?
1936
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,982
Mr. Duvall,
this is ridiculous.
1937
01:19:14,049 --> 01:19:15,984
Ms. Norbury
does not sell drugs.
1938
01:19:16,051 --> 01:19:17,185
I know, Aaron.
1939
01:19:17,252 --> 01:19:19,454
But after the allegations
against Coach Carr
1940
01:19:19,521 --> 01:19:22,057
turned out
to be extremely true,
1941
01:19:22,124 --> 01:19:23,792
the school board felt
that it was best
1942
01:19:23,859 --> 01:19:25,527
that we investigate
every claim made
1943
01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:26,962
in this, uh, Burn Book.
1944
01:19:27,028 --> 01:19:29,131
That book was written
by a bunch of stupid girls
1945
01:19:29,197 --> 01:19:31,433
who make up rumors
because they're bored
1946
01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:33,168
with their own lame lives.
1947
01:19:33,235 --> 01:19:34,936
MR. DUVALL: Well,
unless someone wants
to come forward
1948
01:19:35,003 --> 01:19:36,338
and say, "I made it all up,"
1949
01:19:36,404 --> 01:19:38,173
this is how we have
to handle it.
1950
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:39,875
To say that someone...
1951
01:19:39,941 --> 01:19:43,345
CADY: Oh, no. Bye, Aaron.You're gonna hate me forever.
1952
01:19:45,180 --> 01:19:46,314
Mr. Duvall.
1953
01:19:47,182 --> 01:19:48,183
I wrote it.
1954
01:19:51,286 --> 01:19:52,320
Come on, Cady.
1955
01:19:59,594 --> 01:20:01,329
CADY: When you getbit by a snake,
1956
01:20:01,396 --> 01:20:03,431
you're supposed to suckthe poison out.
1957
01:20:03,498 --> 01:20:04,499
That's what I had to do.
1958
01:20:04,566 --> 01:20:07,202
Suck all the poisonout of my life.
1959
01:20:07,969 --> 01:20:09,304
I started with Regina,
1960
01:20:09,371 --> 01:20:10,438
who was living proof
1961
01:20:10,505 --> 01:20:12,174
that the morepeople are scared of you,
1962
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:13,441
the more flowers you get.
1963
01:20:14,509 --> 01:20:15,844
Then there was Ms. Norbury,
1964
01:20:15,911 --> 01:20:19,247
who was living proof thatno good deed goes unpunished.
1965
01:20:20,448 --> 01:20:22,884
Oh, hi. Did you wanna
buy some drugs?
1966
01:20:22,951 --> 01:20:24,953
I'm just done
with my quiz.
1967
01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:26,421
Wait. I'll grade it
right now.
1968
01:20:31,359 --> 01:20:33,895
I gotta say,
watching the police
search my house
1969
01:20:33,962 --> 01:20:38,833
really was the cherry on top
of a fantastic year.
1970
01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:41,203
How much trouble
did you get in
for telling the truth?
1971
01:20:41,269 --> 01:20:43,305
A lot.
1972
01:20:43,371 --> 01:20:45,106
You didn't write
that whole book yourself.
1973
01:20:45,173 --> 01:20:47,042
Did you tell Mr. Duvall
who else did it?
1974
01:20:47,108 --> 01:20:48,543
No, because I'm trying
this new thing
1975
01:20:48,610 --> 01:20:51,279
where I don't
talk about people
behind their backs.
1976
01:20:51,346 --> 01:20:52,314
That's all right.
1977
01:20:52,380 --> 01:20:54,416
Getting hit by a bus
is pretty good punishment.
1978
01:20:54,482 --> 01:20:56,017
Ninety-four.
1979
01:20:56,084 --> 01:20:57,185
Welcome back, nerd.
1980
01:20:58,320 --> 01:20:59,321
Thanks.
1981
01:21:00,622 --> 01:21:01,856
Anyway...
1982
01:21:03,191 --> 01:21:04,526
I'm sorry.
1983
01:21:04,593 --> 01:21:06,228
I forgive you.
1984
01:21:06,294 --> 01:21:08,897
But as my own personal
form of punishment,
1985
01:21:08,964 --> 01:21:11,199
I figured out how you're gonna
earn that extra credit.
1986
01:21:13,068 --> 01:21:14,269
What's up?
1987
01:21:15,270 --> 01:21:16,438
( GOD IS A DJ PLAYING)
1988
01:21:16,504 --> 01:21:19,941
♪ I've been a girlwith her skirt pulled high
1989
01:21:20,008 --> 01:21:24,579
♪ Been the outcastnever runningwith mascara eyes
1990
01:21:24,646 --> 01:21:28,883
♪ I see the worldas a candy store
1991
01:21:28,950 --> 01:21:33,388
♪ With a cigarette smile,saying things you can't ignore
1992
01:21:33,455 --> 01:21:35,957
♪ Like Mommy, I love you
1993
01:21:36,024 --> 01:21:38,126
♪ Daddy, I hate you
1994
01:21:38,193 --> 01:21:40,028
♪ Brother, I need you
1995
01:21:40,095 --> 01:21:42,364
♪ Lover, hey, f... you
1996
01:21:42,430 --> 01:21:46,434
♪ I can see everythinghere with my third eye
1997
01:21:46,501 --> 01:21:49,504
♪ Like the blue in the sky
1998
01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:53,608
♪ If God is a DJlife is a dance floor
1999
01:21:53,675 --> 01:21:57,912
♪ Love is the rhythmyou are the music
2000
01:21:57,979 --> 01:22:02,284
♪ If God is a DJlife is a dance floor
2001
01:22:02,350 --> 01:22:04,319
♪ You get what you're given
2002
01:22:04,386 --> 01:22:07,055
♪ It's all how you use it... ♪
2003
01:22:12,761 --> 01:22:15,196
Excellent.
Great turnout this year.
2004
01:22:23,171 --> 01:22:25,040
All right. It's all you.
2005
01:22:23,171 --> 01:22:25,040
Okay.
2006
01:22:25,106 --> 01:22:27,142
Make me look good at there.
2007
01:22:25,106 --> 01:22:27,142
Okay.
2008
01:22:27,208 --> 01:22:31,146
Marymount,
you sons of bitches.
You no-good sons of bitches.
2009
01:22:31,212 --> 01:22:33,114
You nervous?
2010
01:22:31,212 --> 01:22:33,114
Yes.
2011
01:22:33,181 --> 01:22:34,282
Don't be.
You can do this.
2012
01:22:34,349 --> 01:22:36,084
There's nothing
to break your focus,
2013
01:22:36,151 --> 01:22:39,387
because not one of those
Marymount boys is cute.
2014
01:22:39,454 --> 01:22:41,089
(APPLAUSE)
2015
01:22:41,156 --> 01:22:42,490
HOST: Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
2016
01:22:42,557 --> 01:22:45,393
Welcome to
the Illinois High School
Mathletes State Championship.
2017
01:22:45,460 --> 01:22:48,730
Let's start the competition.
Here is the first question.
2018
01:22:48,797 --> 01:22:50,532
Twice the larger
of two numbers
2019
01:22:50,598 --> 01:22:52,634
is three more than five times
the smaller,
2020
01:22:52,701 --> 01:22:54,135
and the sum
of four times the larger
2021
01:22:54,202 --> 01:22:56,538
and three times the smaller
is 71. What are...
2022
01:22:56,604 --> 01:22:57,639
(BUZZER)
2023
01:22:57,706 --> 01:22:59,708
North Shore?
2024
01:22:57,706 --> 01:22:59,708
Fourteen and five.
2025
01:22:59,774 --> 01:23:01,543
HOST: That is correct.
Question number two.
2026
01:23:01,609 --> 01:23:05,313
Find an odd three-digit number
whose digits add up to 12.
2027
01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:06,548
The digits are all different,
2028
01:23:06,614 --> 01:23:08,283
and the difference between
the first two digits
2029
01:23:08,350 --> 01:23:09,651
equals the difference
between...
2030
01:23:08,350 --> 01:23:09,651
(BUZZER)
2031
01:23:09,718 --> 01:23:12,020
Marymount?
2032
01:23:09,718 --> 01:23:12,020
741.
2033
01:23:12,087 --> 01:23:13,021
Correct.
2034
01:23:13,088 --> 01:23:15,190
CADY: Shoot.I was really rusty.
2035
01:23:16,257 --> 01:23:18,560
Where's Cady?
2036
01:23:16,257 --> 01:23:18,560
She went out.
2037
01:23:19,327 --> 01:23:21,062
She's grounded.
2038
01:23:21,129 --> 01:23:23,164
Are they not allowed out
when they're grounded?
2039
01:23:26,701 --> 01:23:30,271
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
2040
01:23:30,338 --> 01:23:33,375
Don't forget to vote
for Spring Fling
King and Queen, people.
2041
01:23:33,441 --> 01:23:36,611
These A-holes
will represent you
for a full calendar year.
2042
01:23:36,678 --> 01:23:38,513
I'm gonna vote
for Regina George
2043
01:23:38,580 --> 01:23:39,614
because she got hit
by that bus.
2044
01:23:39,681 --> 01:23:43,218
I'm voting for Cady Heron
because she pushed her.
2045
01:23:51,359 --> 01:23:55,063
She's supposed
to be grounded,
but he let her out.
2046
01:23:55,130 --> 01:23:59,067
After 87 minutes
of very competitive play,
we have a tie.
2047
01:23:59,134 --> 01:24:02,537
In the event of a tie, we move
into a sudden-death round.
2048
01:24:02,604 --> 01:24:04,406
Each team is given
the opportunity
2049
01:24:04,472 --> 01:24:06,508
to choose their opponent.
2050
01:24:06,574 --> 01:24:08,343
North Shore,
who do you select?
2051
01:24:08,410 --> 01:24:10,478
The girl, dude.
The girl.
2052
01:24:10,545 --> 01:24:12,147
Contestant Krafft.
2053
01:24:12,213 --> 01:24:14,616
HOST: From Marymount,
Miss Caroline Krafft.
2054
01:24:18,319 --> 01:24:20,054
We pick the girl too.
2055
01:24:20,121 --> 01:24:22,557
And from North Shore,
Miss Caddy Heron.
2056
01:24:22,624 --> 01:24:23,658
It's Cady.
2057
01:24:24,859 --> 01:24:26,227
Oh, my God, that's me.
2058
01:24:34,536 --> 01:24:37,806
CADY: Miss Caroline Krafftseriously neededto pluck her eyebrows.
2059
01:24:37,872 --> 01:24:39,707
Her outfit looked likeit was picked out
2060
01:24:39,774 --> 01:24:42,143
by a blind Sunday schoolteacher.
2061
01:24:42,210 --> 01:24:45,547
And she had some 99-centlip gloss on her snaggletooth.
2062
01:24:45,613 --> 01:24:48,850
And that's when I realized,making fun of Caroline Krafft
2063
01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:51,519
wouldn't stop her frombeating me in this contest.
2064
01:24:51,586 --> 01:24:55,657
Contestants,
find the limit
of this equation.
2065
01:24:55,723 --> 01:24:58,426
CADY: Callingsomebody else fatwon't make you any skinnier.
2066
01:24:58,493 --> 01:25:01,129
Calling someone stupiddoesn't make you any smarter.
2067
01:25:01,196 --> 01:25:02,497
And ruiningRegina George's life
2068
01:25:02,564 --> 01:25:04,732
definitely didn't make meany happier.
2069
01:25:04,799 --> 01:25:06,534
All you can do in lifeis try to solve
2070
01:25:06,601 --> 01:25:07,836
the problem in front of you.
2071
01:25:09,237 --> 01:25:10,572
The limit is negative one.
2072
01:25:10,638 --> 01:25:12,440
CADY: Oh, crap. I lost.
2073
01:25:12,507 --> 01:25:14,576
That answer is incorrect.
2074
01:25:14,642 --> 01:25:17,879
Now, we are in a sudden death.
If Miss Heron can answer
2075
01:25:17,946 --> 01:25:21,149
this problem correctly,
we have a winner.
2076
01:25:21,216 --> 01:25:23,651
CADY: Limits.Why couldn't I rememberanything about limits?
2077
01:25:23,718 --> 01:25:26,488
Limits. That was the weekAaron got his hair cut.
2078
01:25:26,554 --> 01:25:29,290
Oh, God, he looked so cute.Okay, focus, Cady.
2079
01:25:29,357 --> 01:25:32,427
What was on the boardbehind Aaron's head?
2080
01:25:32,494 --> 01:25:35,463
If the limit never approachesanything...
2081
01:25:35,530 --> 01:25:37,532
The limit does not exist.
2082
01:25:37,599 --> 01:25:39,200
The limit does not exist!
2083
01:25:39,267 --> 01:25:41,302
Our new state champions,
2084
01:25:41,369 --> 01:25:42,837
the North Shore Mathletes.
2085
01:25:42,904 --> 01:25:45,406
(CHEERING)
2086
01:25:52,947 --> 01:25:54,816
How do you like me now?
2087
01:25:54,883 --> 01:25:58,786
You like that? Yeah!
Get some! Get some!
2088
01:25:58,853 --> 01:26:01,456
BOY: Awesome. You went
with the leather sleeves.
2089
01:26:01,523 --> 01:26:04,459
Africa, you did
the damn thing.
2090
01:26:01,523 --> 01:26:04,459
Thanks.
2091
01:26:04,526 --> 01:26:06,494
Aw, thanks, K.G.
2092
01:26:06,561 --> 01:26:08,196
We're gonna look
so kick-ass in these
2093
01:26:08,263 --> 01:26:09,898
when we roll
into Spring Fling.
2094
01:26:09,964 --> 01:26:11,599
Oh, no, I'm not going.
2095
01:26:09,964 --> 01:26:11,599
What?
2096
01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:13,701
Cady, this is your night.
Don't let the haters
2097
01:26:13,768 --> 01:26:15,670
stop you from doing
your "thang."
2098
01:26:15,737 --> 01:26:16,938
Did you just say "thang"?
2099
01:26:17,005 --> 01:26:19,440
Cady, you don't
have to punish
yourself forever.
2100
01:26:19,507 --> 01:26:20,742
But I'm grounded.
2101
01:26:21,543 --> 01:26:22,544
You're already out.
2102
01:26:30,818 --> 01:26:33,855
(APPLAUSE)
2103
01:26:33,922 --> 01:26:36,190
All right, do we have
all of our nominees
2104
01:26:36,257 --> 01:26:37,725
for king and queen
on the stage?
2105
01:26:38,526 --> 01:26:39,827
Okay, good.
2106
01:26:39,894 --> 01:26:43,398
I just wanted to say
that you're all winners.
2107
01:26:43,464 --> 01:26:46,801
And I could not
be happier that
this school year's ending.
2108
01:26:47,702 --> 01:26:49,270
Here we go.
2109
01:26:49,337 --> 01:26:53,675
The winner
of the Spring Fling King,
2110
01:26:54,475 --> 01:26:55,677
Shane Oman.
2111
01:26:55,743 --> 01:26:56,811
Yes!
2112
01:26:56,878 --> 01:26:59,681
Whoo! That's what
I'm talking about!
2113
01:26:59,747 --> 01:27:00,815
(SHANE GROWLS)
2114
01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:02,216
(APPLAUSE)
2115
01:27:02,283 --> 01:27:04,786
MR. DUVALL:
And your Spring Fling Queen,
2116
01:27:04,852 --> 01:27:07,422
future co-chair
of the Student
Activities Board
2117
01:27:07,488 --> 01:27:10,525
and winner
of two gift certificates
2118
01:27:10,592 --> 01:27:12,393
to the Walker Brothers
Pancake House,
2119
01:27:12,860 --> 01:27:14,629
Cady Heron.
2120
01:27:14,696 --> 01:27:17,465
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
2121
01:27:18,633 --> 01:27:19,867
Where is Cady?
2122
01:27:22,570 --> 01:27:23,571
There she is.
2123
01:27:39,854 --> 01:27:41,289
Wow.
2124
01:27:41,356 --> 01:27:42,357
Thanks.
2125
01:27:42,690 --> 01:27:44,492
Um...
2126
01:27:44,559 --> 01:27:47,261
Well, half the people
in this room are mad at me.
2127
01:27:47,328 --> 01:27:50,264
And the other half
only like me
2128
01:27:50,331 --> 01:27:53,534
because they think I pushed
somebody in front of a bus.
2129
01:27:53,601 --> 01:27:54,802
So that's not good.
2130
01:27:56,070 --> 01:27:57,872
You know, it's not really
required of you
2131
01:27:57,939 --> 01:27:59,307
to make a speech.
2132
01:27:59,374 --> 01:28:01,609
I'm almost done,
I swear.
2133
01:28:01,676 --> 01:28:05,613
To, uh... all the people
whose feelings that got hurt
2134
01:28:05,680 --> 01:28:07,048
by the Burn Book,
2135
01:28:07,115 --> 01:28:08,716
I'm really sorry.
2136
01:28:10,652 --> 01:28:13,688
You know, I've never been
to one of these things before.
2137
01:28:13,755 --> 01:28:17,792
And when I think about
how many people wanted this
2138
01:28:17,859 --> 01:28:20,061
and how many people
cried over it and stuff...
2139
01:28:21,796 --> 01:28:25,800
I mean, I think everybody
looks like royalty tonight.
2140
01:28:25,867 --> 01:28:29,504
Look at Jessica Lopez.
That dress is amazing.
2141
01:28:30,405 --> 01:28:31,305
And Emma Gerber,
2142
01:28:31,372 --> 01:28:33,374
I mean, that hairdo
must have taken hours,
2143
01:28:33,441 --> 01:28:34,609
and you look really pretty.
2144
01:28:37,545 --> 01:28:39,514
So...
2145
01:28:39,580 --> 01:28:42,050
why is everybody stressing
over this thing?
2146
01:28:42,116 --> 01:28:45,820
I mean, it's just plastic.
Could really just...
2147
01:28:46,721 --> 01:28:47,822
(GASPS)
2148
01:28:47,889 --> 01:28:49,424
(CROWD GASPING)
2149
01:28:49,490 --> 01:28:51,025
Share it.
2150
01:28:51,092 --> 01:28:54,829
A piece for Gretchen Wieners,
a partial Spring Fling Queen.
2151
01:28:56,130 --> 01:28:57,865
(APPLAUSE)
2152
01:28:57,932 --> 01:28:59,534
A piece for Janis Ian.
2153
01:29:00,501 --> 01:29:01,536
(APPLAUSE)
2154
01:29:01,602 --> 01:29:04,605
Seriously, most people
just take the crown and go.
2155
01:29:04,672 --> 01:29:06,808
And a piece for Regina George.
2156
01:29:06,874 --> 01:29:07,942
She fractured her spine,
2157
01:29:08,009 --> 01:29:09,711
and she still looks
like a rock star.
2158
01:29:10,878 --> 01:29:11,946
(APPLAUSE)
2159
01:29:12,013 --> 01:29:13,014
Thank you.
2160
01:29:13,915 --> 01:29:16,117
And some for everybody else.
2161
01:29:25,993 --> 01:29:27,695
God, Mr. Duvall,
can you wrap it up?
2162
01:29:28,463 --> 01:29:29,464
Thanks.
2163
01:29:30,765 --> 01:29:32,667
All right, have a good time,
everyone.
2164
01:29:32,734 --> 01:29:34,402
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
2165
01:29:34,469 --> 01:29:37,004
♪ Oh, yeahOh, yeah
2166
01:29:38,506 --> 01:29:40,041
♪ Oh, yeahOh, yeah ♪
2167
01:29:40,108 --> 01:29:41,876
Look. I'm a queen.
2168
01:29:41,943 --> 01:29:43,010
As am I.
2169
01:29:43,811 --> 01:29:46,481
Hey.
2170
01:29:43,811 --> 01:29:46,481
Hey.
2171
01:29:46,547 --> 01:29:48,082
So are we still in a fight?
2172
01:29:48,883 --> 01:29:50,384
Are you still an asshole?
2173
01:29:50,451 --> 01:29:52,553
Mm, I don't think so.
2174
01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:54,856
Well, then I guess we're okay.
2175
01:29:54,922 --> 01:29:56,891
Oh, my God,
I love this song!
2176
01:29:56,958 --> 01:29:58,092
I hate this song.
2177
01:29:58,159 --> 01:29:59,627
I know this song!
2178
01:29:59,694 --> 01:30:01,129
( BUILT THIS WAY PLAYING)
2179
01:30:01,195 --> 01:30:03,030
Um, man candy,
stage right.
2180
01:30:06,167 --> 01:30:07,468
Hey, what's up?
2181
01:30:07,535 --> 01:30:10,004
Hey. Didn't think
you'd make it.
2182
01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:12,573
Oh, um... On behalf
of the senior class,
2183
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:14,709
I would like to present you
with two gift certificates...
2184
01:30:14,776 --> 01:30:16,444
Thanks, sucker.
2185
01:30:14,776 --> 01:30:16,444
Yo, peace.
2186
01:30:18,146 --> 01:30:19,781
One gift certificate
2187
01:30:19,847 --> 01:30:21,682
to the Walker Brothers
Pancake House.
2188
01:30:21,749 --> 01:30:22,950
Thank you.
2189
01:30:28,089 --> 01:30:29,924
Congratulations
on winning State.
2190
01:30:31,192 --> 01:30:33,094
I was so nervous.
They made us do limits.
2191
01:30:33,161 --> 01:30:34,796
I thought I was gonna hurl.
2192
01:30:34,862 --> 01:30:37,465
How's your stomach now?
2193
01:30:34,862 --> 01:30:37,465
It's fine.
2194
01:30:37,532 --> 01:30:40,501
Do you feel nauseous at all?
2195
01:30:37,532 --> 01:30:40,501
No.
2196
01:30:40,568 --> 01:30:42,370
Have you been drinking?
2197
01:30:40,568 --> 01:30:42,370
No.
2198
01:30:42,703 --> 01:30:43,805
Okay.
2199
01:30:44,539 --> 01:30:45,706
Grool.
2200
01:30:45,773 --> 01:30:46,908
♪ I don't care
2201
01:30:46,974 --> 01:30:49,744
♪ And I wonder
2202
01:30:49,811 --> 01:30:52,680
♪ If I'm just built this way
2203
01:30:52,747 --> 01:30:56,884
♪ Every man that I knowmakes me feel like
2204
01:30:56,951 --> 01:30:58,820
♪ I'm to blame
2205
01:30:58,886 --> 01:31:01,155
♪ When it's over
2206
01:31:01,222 --> 01:31:04,926
♪ Yeah, my selfish ways
2207
01:31:04,992 --> 01:31:08,729
♪ Go back to start again
2208
01:31:10,164 --> 01:31:11,632
No.
2209
01:31:10,164 --> 01:31:11,632
No.
2210
01:31:11,699 --> 01:31:13,901
♪ And I wonder if I'm just...
2211
01:31:13,968 --> 01:31:15,136
What's up?
2212
01:31:15,203 --> 01:31:16,971
Can I help you?
2213
01:31:17,038 --> 01:31:18,840
You Puerto Rican?
2214
01:31:18,906 --> 01:31:20,107
Lebanese.
2215
01:31:20,908 --> 01:31:22,543
I feel that.
2216
01:31:22,610 --> 01:31:26,547
♪ Go back to start again... ♪
2217
01:31:37,792 --> 01:31:40,228
CADY: In caseyou're wondering,The Plastics broke up.
2218
01:31:40,294 --> 01:31:42,597
Regina's spine healed,and her physical therapist
2219
01:31:42,663 --> 01:31:44,999
taught her to channelall her rage into sports.
2220
01:31:45,066 --> 01:31:46,801
(GRUNTS)
2221
01:31:47,068 --> 01:31:48,069
Oh!
2222
01:31:50,137 --> 01:31:51,205
CADY: It was perfect,
2223
01:31:51,272 --> 01:31:52,907
because the jock girlsweren't afraid of her.
2224
01:31:57,178 --> 01:31:58,746
Karen usedher special talents
2225
01:31:58,813 --> 01:32:00,982
to do the morning weatherannouncements.
2226
01:32:01,048 --> 01:32:04,552
Hi. This is Karen Smith.
It's 68 degrees,
2227
01:32:04,619 --> 01:32:08,122
and there's
a 30 percent chance
that it's already raining.
2228
01:32:09,657 --> 01:32:11,659
CADY: And Gretchenfound herself a new clique
2229
01:32:11,726 --> 01:32:13,160
and a new queen bee to serve.
2230
01:32:13,227 --> 01:32:15,296
(SPEAKS VIETNAMESE)
2231
01:32:16,264 --> 01:32:17,632
(SPEAKS VIETNAMESE)
2232
01:32:17,698 --> 01:32:19,734
CADY: Aaron wentto Northwestern,
2233
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:21,836
so I still getto see him on weekends.
2234
01:32:21,903 --> 01:32:23,137
And me?
2235
01:32:23,204 --> 01:32:24,639
I had gonefrom home-schooledjungle freak
2236
01:32:24,705 --> 01:32:25,640
to shiny Plastic
2237
01:32:25,706 --> 01:32:27,575
to most hated personin the world
2238
01:32:27,642 --> 01:32:29,010
to actual human being.
2239
01:32:29,076 --> 01:32:30,878
Hey.
2240
01:32:30,945 --> 01:32:34,615
All the drama from last yearjust wasn't important anymore.
2241
01:32:34,682 --> 01:32:36,784
School used to belike a shark tank,
2242
01:32:36,851 --> 01:32:38,786
but now I could just float.
2243
01:32:38,853 --> 01:32:39,887
Regina.
2244
01:32:39,954 --> 01:32:42,823
CADY: Finally, Girl Worldwas at peace.
2245
01:32:44,692 --> 01:32:48,863
Hey, check it out.
Junior Plastics.
2246
01:32:48,930 --> 01:32:52,566
CADY: And if any freshmentried to disturb that peace...
2247
01:32:52,633 --> 01:32:55,703
Well, let's just say we knewhow to take care of it.
2248
01:32:57,638 --> 01:32:58,639
Ooh.
2249
01:33:01,342 --> 01:33:02,743
Just kidding.
2250
01:33:15,957 --> 01:33:19,827
( DANCING WITH MYSELF PLAYING)
2251
01:33:29,170 --> 01:33:31,772
♪ On the floors of Tokyo
2252
01:33:31,839 --> 01:33:34,675
♪ Down in London town'sa go-go
2253
01:33:34,742 --> 01:33:37,778
♪ With the record selectionand the mirror's reflection
2254
01:33:37,845 --> 01:33:40,181
♪ I'm a-dancing with myself
2255
01:33:40,247 --> 01:33:43,184
♪ When there's no one elsein sight
2256
01:33:43,250 --> 01:33:45,686
♪ In the crowded, lonely night
2257
01:33:45,753 --> 01:33:49,023
♪ Well, I wait so longfor my love vibration
2258
01:33:49,090 --> 01:33:51,192
♪ And I'm dancing with myself
2259
01:33:51,258 --> 01:33:53,861
♪ Oh, oh, oh,dancing with myself
2260
01:33:53,928 --> 01:33:56,931
♪ Oh, oh, oh,dancing with myself
2261
01:33:56,998 --> 01:34:00,101
♪ Well, there'snothing to loseand there's nothing to prove
2262
01:34:00,167 --> 01:34:05,039
♪ And I'm dancing with myself,oh, oh, oh, oh
2263
01:34:05,106 --> 01:34:10,945
♪ If I looked all overthe world, and there'severy type of girl
2264
01:34:11,012 --> 01:34:14,148
♪ But your empty eyesseem to pass me by
2265
01:34:14,215 --> 01:34:16,784
♪ And leave medancing with myself
2266
01:34:16,851 --> 01:34:19,220
♪ So let's sink another drink
2267
01:34:19,286 --> 01:34:22,089
♪ 'Cause it'll give metime to think
2268
01:34:22,156 --> 01:34:25,192
♪ If I had the chance,I'd ask a one to dance
2269
01:34:25,259 --> 01:34:27,795
♪ And I'd be dancingwith myself
2270
01:34:27,862 --> 01:34:30,231
♪ Oh, oh, oh,dancing with myself
2271
01:34:30,297 --> 01:34:33,300
♪ Oh, oh, oh,dancing with myself
2272
01:34:33,367 --> 01:34:36,370
♪ Well, there'snothing to loseand there's nothing to prove
2273
01:34:36,437 --> 01:34:39,974
♪ And I'm dancing with myself,oh, oh, oh, oh
2274
01:34:41,442 --> 01:34:44,278
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
2275
01:34:44,345 --> 01:34:47,148
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
2276
01:34:47,214 --> 01:34:51,152
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... Oh!
2277
01:35:11,872 --> 01:35:15,276
♪ Well, if I lookedall over the world
2278
01:35:15,342 --> 01:35:18,279
♪ And there's everytype of girl
2279
01:35:18,345 --> 01:35:21,348
♪ But your empty eyesseem to pass me by
2280
01:35:21,415 --> 01:35:23,918
♪ And leave medancing with myself
2281
01:35:23,984 --> 01:35:26,720
♪ So let's sink another drink
2282
01:35:26,787 --> 01:35:29,356
♪ 'Cause it'll give metime to think
2283
01:35:29,423 --> 01:35:32,326
♪ If I had the chance,I'd ask a one to dance
2284
01:35:32,393 --> 01:35:35,062
♪ And I'd be dancingwith myself
2285
01:35:35,129 --> 01:35:37,731
♪ Oh, oh, oh,dancing with myself
2286
01:35:37,798 --> 01:35:40,801
♪ Oh, oh, oh,dancing with myself
2287
01:35:40,868 --> 01:35:43,737
♪ If I had the chance,I'd ask a one to dance
2288
01:35:43,804 --> 01:35:46,373
♪ If I had the chance,I'd ask a one to dance
2289
01:35:46,440 --> 01:35:51,445
♪ If I had the chance,I'd ask a one to dance
2290
01:35:51,512 --> 01:35:53,481
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
2291
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
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01:35:59,987 --> 01:36:02,056
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
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01:36:02,857 --> 01:36:04,158
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
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01:36:04,225 --> 01:36:07,428
♪ Dancing with myself,oh, world's all wet
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♪ But I'll sweat
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01:36:08,996 --> 01:36:11,065
♪ And I'll sweat, sweat, sweat
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♪ Sweat, sweat, sweat,sweat, sweat, sweat
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01:36:15,469 --> 01:36:19,440
♪ Sweat, sweat, sweat,sweat, sweat, sweat
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01:36:19,507 --> 01:36:20,541
♪ Sweat, sweat, ow!
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01:36:20,608 --> 01:36:22,343
♪ Dancing with myself
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01:36:22,409 --> 01:36:25,079
♪ Oh, oh, oh,dancing with myself
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01:36:25,146 --> 01:36:27,848
♪ Oh, oh, oh,dancing with myself
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01:36:27,915 --> 01:36:30,518
♪ Oh, oh, oh,dancing with myself
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♪ Oh, oh, oh,dancing with myself
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♪ Oh, oh, oh,dancing with myself
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01:36:36,557 --> 01:36:39,493
♪ Oh, oh, oh,dancing with myself
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01:36:39,560 --> 01:36:41,362
♪ Oh, oh, oh, dancing... ♪
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