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- ♪ We're tiny ♪
- ♪ We're toony ♪
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♪ We're learning to be looney ♪
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♪ And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ♪
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♪ We got our admissions ♪
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♪ Important for tuitions ♪
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♪ Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ♪
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♪ At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ♪
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♪ The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ♪
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♪ Since 1933 ♪
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- ♪ We're classmates ♪
- ♪ And roommates ♪
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♪ We paid The
out-of-state bills ♪
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♪ Let's grab the books and
go Class is about to start ♪
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♪ They're furry
They're funny ♪
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♪ We're Babs and Buster
Bunny Their comedy is funny ♪
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♪ And their friendship's
Guaranteed ♪
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♪ Hamton is worried And
Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪
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♪ And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ♪
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Frenemy!
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♪ So here's where
The greatest toons ♪
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♪ All got their humble start ♪
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♪ There's quite A
lot of history ♪
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♪ For teaching looney arts ♪
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♪ We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ♪
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♪ Ring the bell Let's all
come in And join the fun ♪
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♪ And now class has begun ♪
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- It's okay, my child.
- Oh...
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Continue.
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{\an8}And I never used
that toilet again.
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That's my terrible secret.
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I won't tell a soul.
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Now say cheese!
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Don't forget to smize.
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How come everyone on campus is comfortable
telling you their deepest darkest secrets?
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Oh!
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Ever since I was a p-p-piglet,
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everyone's felt very comfortable
telling me confidential things.
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Have you ever let
a secret slip?
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Nope! They go right in the
vault and don't come out.
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Lock activated.
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I got an email from
the mentorship program!
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You're getting paired
up with an Acme star
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who's gonna teach you
how to toon, one-on-one!
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- Oh, no! I'm too nervous to read it.
- Hmm.
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"Congrats, Buster
Fillmore Bunny."
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Fillmore? Now that's a
secret worth keeping.
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{\an8}"You'll find out who your
mentor is on the first day."
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- Ooh.
- It's gotta be Bugs!
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{\an8}Buster Bunny being monitored by
Bugs Bunny? It's a dream come true!
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I don't need a mentor. I'm
already a towering paragon
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of duckness and
tooning perfection.
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Congratulations, Buster.
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I can see the headline now.
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"Buster Bunny awarded
mentorship at Acme Loo."
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This is definitely going into
the Bunny family scrapbook.
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Buster's Acme history
begins on this page.
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Great, so all I need is a school
newspaper. Clip, clip, clip.
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Glue, glue, glue...
And boom, bunny!
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Hmm.
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There it is!
Bada-bing, bada-- Ah!
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Excuse me? I'm in the
middle of making risotto.
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- Huh?
- But this box is for newspapers.
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Well, it's my condo now.
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And if you have a problem with
that, you can go talk to the HOA.
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Oh, Taz! Where's the
school newspaper?
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The paper was shut down
'cause of budget problems?
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Mm-hmm.
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You lost your job writing
political cartoons?
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I get it.
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This is a scrapbook emergency!
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The school needs a paper.
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How else can students
share their successes?
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And more importantly, paste those
successes into a book with cute stickers?
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We have to do something
about this, Sweetie!
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Sweetie?
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Bring back the paper
or we bring the chaos!
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Or we could go talk
to the budget office.
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Oh, start small. I like it!
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I'm about to learn everything about how
to be a Toon from Bugs Bunny himself!
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Heya there, kid. Excited
for your new mentorship?
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More than anything!
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Great! Introducing
your new mentor...
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Merlin the Magic Mouse!
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Ha-cha!
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Who?
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You know, Merlin
the Magic Mouse!
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Ha-zah!
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My pal Merlin and I came up
in the Catskills together.
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He's gonna teach you a
thing or six about tooning.
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Indeed, it is I,
Merlin the Magic Mouse!
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You've probably seen me
at the Hocus Hoboken,
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New Jersey's number one
magic and mystery club.
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Uh...
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No offense, but I
don't know who you are.
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Then there's lots to learn!
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Today, you get to have exclusive entry
into the forbidden world of magic!
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Atascadero escondido!
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A coin. Neat.
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Um, would you excuse
me for a minute?
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Whoa, dinner's on me, Merlin.
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Ha-ha!
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How can I help y-y...
What can I do for you?
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I'd like to fill out the necessary
forms to restart the school paper.
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B-b-bad news, there's n-n-no
money to start it back up.
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What?
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We had a t-t-tough
decision to make.
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Keep our school paper
or buy g-g-grand pianos.
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I suppose the only way to
have a school newspaper
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is for the students
to p-p-pay for it.
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So I'd have to find the money?
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Precise-precise... Uh-huh.
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No, Babs! It's
your life savings!
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Well, without a paper, there's
no memories for the scrapbook.
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If the paper's a success,
I'll make my money back.
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Forgive me, Oinky!
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We've done so much
in just a few hours.
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Hired reporters,
reopened the newsroom,
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kicked out the wild bears
living in the newsroom.
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Good luck figuring out
the printer without me.
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You can't even download
the drivers anymore.
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What are you working on, Fifi?
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I'm writing about how Dizzy used a
toothbrush for the first time in weeks.
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Shirley?
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I'm writing about how
Furball's about to enter
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a lunar cycle for
creative manifestation.
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And you, Plucky?
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Coach Leghorn uses
an alarm clock
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instead of waking
up with the sun
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like a rooster should.
What a huge juicy scandal!
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"Cock-a-Doodle Don't"?
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We can't publish this.
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I started this paper to raise
toons up, not tear them down.
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To celebrate the lives
of the student body.
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To document important
moments in print.
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This headline doesn't belong
here, Plucky. It's too mean.
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And catchy! These stories
will rake in the readers.
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The whole school
will be talking!
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"I Tawt I Taw... Nothing"?
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Tweety Bird's blind
without contact lenses?
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We can't print any of these.
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Yeah? Well, maybe you
can print this one.
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"Babs Bunny Bungles
School Paper."
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Plucky, come on!
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You just lost your
most sizzling writer.
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I will take my writing talents
where they are appreciated...
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My own newspaper!
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Which I am starting right now!
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"Cock-a-Doodle Don't."
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Totally rude.
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Oh, hey, Doc. How's
the mentorship going?
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Merlin seems... nice. But I
think we might be a bad fit.
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Is that so?
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I'm here at Acme Loo to learn
from the best! Like you, Bugs.
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Kid, look. I don't mentor.
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Between rabbit season and
ski season, I am booked.
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Maybe you should
give Merlin a chance.
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He's been your mentor
for what? Five minutes?
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You're right. I guess
I was disappointed,
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but everyone has
lessons to teach.
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I'll apologize to Merlin.
Let me go find him.
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Why? He's already here.
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What? Merlin?
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How did you do that?
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Time to teach you
some real magic.
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Uh... Oh...
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So you gotta think of something.
Come on, come on, come on.
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What's wrong?
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Oh, I started a rival
paper to ruin Babs'.
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Sounds not
surprising, and awful.
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Exactly. But I need lots of gossip,
and I only have three stories.
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Buddy, pal, friendo,
why not share a couple
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of those secrets of yours
with me for my paper?
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No way! I don't
listen and tell.
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I'm g-g-gonna take a nap.
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{\an8}I hope my quiet sleeping doesn't
interrupt your very loud typing.
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Oh, I sure do love lollipops.
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{\an8}Oh, great. I'll never
get any work done
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{\an8}with all this sleep talking.
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Fifi the skunk is
French... Canadian.
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Fifi the skunk is
French... Canadian.
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Dizzy can only spin
counter-clockwise.
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{\an8}Hamton's a sleep squealer.
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Marvin the Martian is
actually from Detroit.
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Dare I betray a sleeping
friend to sell my tabloids?
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Part of tooning is mastering
the art of illusion.
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That can be as simple as
pulling a coin out of an ear
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or even more
surprising, you could...
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Hmm?
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Merlin? [sobbing] No!
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He's been cursed by some
sort of cardboard Medusa!
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Boopsie.
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How did you--
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Illusion, my boy! Here,
let me explain a bit more.
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G sharp.
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♪ What are you seeing? Did
your head have A contusion? ♪
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♪ No, your brain
It isn't fleeing ♪
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♪ It's just an illusion ♪
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♪ Is that a doorway
Or a painting? ♪
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♪ What caused this confusion? ♪
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♪ No need to start fainting
It's just an illusion ♪
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♪ Illusions! Dear
sweet dandy delusions ♪
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♪ Presto, chango
It's magic for two ♪
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♪ I can't stop my effusion
For those magic infusions ♪
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♪ It's a foregone conclusion ♪
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♪ Illusions! ♪
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This is the beginning of a beautiful
mentorship, Buster the Bamboozler.
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Buster the Bamboozler,
I like the sound of it.
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Our first edition of the
Looniversity Gazette!
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Uh...
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Do you think we made the right
choice to be so... thorough?
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The students are gonna love reading about
all the cool things happening on campus.
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Boring, boring, boring. You crushed
my solar panels for a snooze-fest!
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Snooze-fest?
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Mm-hmm. Short for
snooze festival.
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Short for absolute
total failure.
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Oh, don't listen to him. Our customers
are the students, and they...
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...couldn't care less.
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I don't understand.
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{\an8}Maybe a 30-page story about Furball finally
learning how to put on a duvet cover
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{\an8}was too much.
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Meep-meep.
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The Toon Tattler.
Catchy title.
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If you like immediately
tantalizing and engaging things.
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I don't.
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{\an8}"Senior Editor Plucky"?
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"Fifi the false
Francophile from Canada?"
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But Montreal is the
Paris of North America!
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What's this?
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{\an8}If you can't stand the stink,
then don't print the ink, baby.
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Wow, everyone's really into
Plucky's barrel-scraping gossip rag.
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I don't get it. We haven't even
sold one Looniversity Gazette.
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Don't students wanna see
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all their awesome
accomplishments in the newspaper?
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I'll never earn my money back.
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Listen, Bun, a good
paper is lean and mean.
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Like me on Fire Island in July.
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- What are you saying?
- Oh... This one doesn't understand sass.
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People wanna read about the big stuff, not
puff pieces on student flossing habits.
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Wow! Looking good, Buster.
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Don't tell anyone this, but at first I
thought my mentorship was a total joke.
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But Merlin really
proved me wrong!
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00:13:56,177 --> 00:13:58,982
Atascadero escondido!
242
00:14:02,617 --> 00:14:05,754
{\an8}Hmm. I thought I heard Buster's
annoying voice. Ah, well.
243
00:14:05,853 --> 00:14:10,193
{\an8}Congrats on the Toon Tattler.
Everyone's tattling about it.
244
00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:13,796
Yeah, of course they are. It's the
paper with the catchiest headlines
245
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,859
and the handsomest editor.
246
00:14:15,963 --> 00:14:19,435
When I read the paper, it was like I
had already heard the stories before.
247
00:14:19,535 --> 00:14:20,970
Isn't that strange?
248
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,306
Yes, very strange. Now I must
get to work on tomorrow's paper
249
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:27,643
Mm.
250
00:14:31,613 --> 00:14:32,848
Mm...
251
00:14:32,948 --> 00:14:35,518
Is that lavender?
252
00:14:45,193 --> 00:14:47,630
Buster thought his
mentorship was a total joke.
253
00:14:48,631 --> 00:14:50,266
Oh!
254
00:14:50,358 --> 00:14:53,269
A tantalizing hit piece on
Buster? Don't mind if I do.
255
00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:58,141
Now everyone will know he's not the
sweet, simple rabbit he appears to be.
256
00:14:58,239 --> 00:15:00,109
So what do we do now?
257
00:15:00,207 --> 00:15:03,246
I thought everyone was gonna love the
story about Lil' Beeper's new bangs.
258
00:15:03,344 --> 00:15:05,581
It had so many ups and downs.
259
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:09,018
I hate do admit it, but
that salty racoon is right.
260
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:12,555
We need a big story that'll get
all the student's attention.
261
00:15:12,653 --> 00:15:16,225
One that's not mean, but
informative and exciting!
262
00:15:16,324 --> 00:15:19,028
The only question is,
what is that story?
263
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,497
The nerve of that duck!
264
00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:25,268
{\an8}"Buster's magic mentor a bust"?
265
00:15:25,361 --> 00:15:29,438
{\an8}"Bunny finds Merlin the Mouse
is too cheesy." Is this true?
266
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:32,241
Okay, yeah, I wasn't
excited at first.
267
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,610
But Plucky left out the part
where I changed my mind.
268
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:36,845
And I'm leaning so
much from Merlin.
269
00:15:36,945 --> 00:15:39,048
Plus, I have like 87 coins now.
270
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:43,186
{\an8}"Toilet Troubles: Sweetie Bird
mistakes bird bath for something else."
271
00:15:43,285 --> 00:15:46,455
I told Hamton that in
confidence in the photobooth.
272
00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:53,096
Wait a minute, Buster. Who did you
confide in about your mentorship?
273
00:15:53,194 --> 00:15:55,498
Hamton, and only Hamton.
274
00:15:55,597 --> 00:15:58,267
He'd never spill a
secret and hurt a friend.
275
00:15:58,367 --> 00:15:59,868
Hmm.
276
00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:03,206
Then that means something
fishy's going on with the piggy.
277
00:16:03,305 --> 00:16:06,109
Let's start by investigating
at the boys' dorm.
278
00:16:06,207 --> 00:16:07,743
To the Stink Hut!
279
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,778
That's what you call our dorm?
280
00:16:09,877 --> 00:16:15,084
You don't notice the smell? It's like,
uh... old shoe stuffed with sea food.
281
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,982
Ew. Okay, I will
deal with that later.
282
00:16:33,469 --> 00:16:34,603
Ah.
283
00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:45,581
Plucky's the most
selfish toon we know.
284
00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:50,686
If he's doing something nice for Hamton,
there's gotta be something in it for him.
285
00:16:51,953 --> 00:16:54,457
Bugs Bunny prefers parsnips.
286
00:16:54,557 --> 00:16:56,092
Oh-ho-ho!
287
00:16:56,189 --> 00:17:00,063
Keep the secrets coming, you sweet
sleeping secret-spilling swine!
288
00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:02,765
Hamton tells
secrets in his sleep
289
00:17:02,863 --> 00:17:05,068
and Plucky's using them
to write the stories
290
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,835
- in his paper?
- Brain sync!
291
00:17:06,935 --> 00:17:08,737
Plucky's in trouble now!
292
00:17:08,837 --> 00:17:10,974
Oops, sorry.
293
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,542
Oops, sorry. Still learning.
294
00:17:15,444 --> 00:17:16,612
A-ha-ha!
295
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:23,319
It's time to introduce Plucky
to Buster the Bamboozler!
296
00:17:27,288 --> 00:17:29,092
That's good!
297
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:31,327
Huh?
298
00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:38,667
What brings you two distinguished authority
figures to my dorm... unannounced?
299
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,704
Accolades for bringing
news to Acme again?
300
00:17:41,803 --> 00:17:46,542
We are here to
expel Hamton J. Pig!
301
00:17:46,641 --> 00:17:48,577
What? Why?
302
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:54,117
For selling students' secrets,
you snitching varmint.
303
00:17:54,216 --> 00:17:55,518
Oh...
304
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,621
This must be some kind
of misunderstanding.
305
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:02,625
Nope. Al them stories in that
paper of yours are secrets
306
00:18:02,724 --> 00:18:05,494
that were told to
Hamton in condiments.
307
00:18:05,589 --> 00:18:06,829
Confidence.
308
00:18:06,927 --> 00:18:10,299
Such poor character won't
be tolerated at Acme Loo.
309
00:18:10,398 --> 00:18:13,202
Sam, escort Hamton off campus.
310
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:19,008
{\an8}B-b-but I would never tell
someone's secrets. Honest.
311
00:18:19,107 --> 00:18:21,144
Prove it.
312
00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,846
I can't!
313
00:18:23,945 --> 00:18:26,049
Then pack it up, pig.
314
00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:38,194
Wait!
315
00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:40,429
Hamton didn't sell
anyone's secrets.
316
00:18:40,523 --> 00:18:46,302
Then how exactly did his
secrets end up in your paper?
317
00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:48,437
Hamton accidently tells
secrets in his sleep.
318
00:18:48,535 --> 00:18:52,136
And I put those secrets in the Toon
Tattler for my own personal gain.
319
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,877
And I enjoyed it!
320
00:18:54,976 --> 00:18:56,745
A-ha!
321
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,014
And I put those secrets
in the Toon Tattler
322
00:18:58,113 --> 00:18:59,782
for my own personal gain.
323
00:18:59,881 --> 00:19:01,184
Got him!
324
00:19:01,283 --> 00:19:02,851
Hamton, let me explain.
325
00:19:02,951 --> 00:19:04,820
Oh, I'm not Hamton.
326
00:19:06,621 --> 00:19:07,723
Buster?
327
00:19:07,822 --> 00:19:11,294
That's Buster the
Bamboozler to you, buddy!
328
00:19:11,392 --> 00:19:13,896
Atascadero escondido!
329
00:19:13,996 --> 00:19:15,098
A-ha!
330
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,133
Ooh, I like this look.
331
00:19:17,231 --> 00:19:22,838
What in Pluto's planetary
persuasion is going on?
332
00:19:22,936 --> 00:19:26,475
We figured out you were
stealing Hamton's secrets.
333
00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:28,172
And now we have proof.
334
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:32,648
The real Hamton's been hiding
in the closet this whole time.
335
00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:35,451
I found some old
shrimp in a shoe.
336
00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:38,821
How could you, Plucky?
337
00:19:38,919 --> 00:19:42,391
My desire to be the best
got the better of me.
338
00:19:42,489 --> 00:19:46,862
But I'm already bored with this
apology. The more important question is,
339
00:19:46,961 --> 00:19:48,697
Buster, when did you
learn how to do that?
340
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,968
Let's just say a little
mouse mentor taught me.
341
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,569
My job here is done.
342
00:19:54,935 --> 00:19:58,241
Until next time,
Buster the Bamboozler.
343
00:19:58,339 --> 00:19:59,708
Calabasas, Pasadena!
344
00:20:07,114 --> 00:20:10,319
Friends, uh... We don't have to
tell anyone about this, do we?
345
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,889
{\an8}We all know how seriously you
take people's secrets, Plucky.
346
00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:18,294
You wanted to be the talk of
the town, and now you will be.
347
00:20:18,393 --> 00:20:19,495
Say cheese!
348
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:27,436
Keep writing stories like this, sis,
and I smell a Peacockbody Award.
349
00:20:27,535 --> 00:20:30,073
The paper is a success.
350
00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:34,010
We can share all the amazing
news of the students of Acme.
351
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:37,280
And I can keep the Bunny
family scrapbook going.
352
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:42,318
Plus, you've made
all your money back!
353
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:43,852
Oinky!
354
00:20:50,825 --> 00:20:53,529
Turns out some
press is bad press.
355
00:20:53,626 --> 00:20:56,299
Yeah, but if there's one thing I've learned
about running a newspaper for three days,
356
00:20:56,396 --> 00:20:59,835
it's that you've gotta have quality
content and grab the reader.
357
00:21:04,405 --> 00:21:06,009
Hey, Plucky.
358
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,845
What is it? Jealous of
all my free tomatoes?
359
00:21:09,944 --> 00:21:12,781
We could use a little help in
the headline writing department.
360
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,279
Not to mention layout.
And photography.
361
00:21:15,383 --> 00:21:16,785
I wasn't...
362
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:20,256
Come back and work for
the Looniversity Gazette.
363
00:21:20,355 --> 00:21:21,757
As the editor?
364
00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:24,127
No, as a writer.
365
00:21:24,225 --> 00:21:26,629
It would be your pleasure.
366
00:21:26,727 --> 00:21:28,564
I'm already regretting this.
367
00:21:35,470 --> 00:21:37,340
T-t-that's all, folks!
368
00:21:38,707 --> 00:21:39,408
A-ha!
369
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,945
Atascadero escondido!
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