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♪ I've seen love
go by my door ♪
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♪ It's never been
this close before ♪
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Remember, you gotta
hold on tight and then let go.
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I know, Momma.
I can do it.
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Okay.
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You did it!
You try, you try, you try!
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Okay, ready?
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♪ This purple clover
Queen Anne's lace ♪
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♪ Crimson hair across
your face ♪
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Is he the leader?
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He thinks he is.
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But the mommas
are the real bosses.
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The male gorillas
compete with each other,
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so it's the females' job
to keep the pack together.
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Protect the little ones.
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When they're tiny,
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all babies need
are their mommas.
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And then when
they're bigger?
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They still need them,
Alaska.
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♪ This dragon cloud's
high above ♪
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♪ I've only known
careless love ♪
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♪ It always hit me
from below ♪
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♪ But this time around
it's more correct ♪
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♪ It's right on target
so direct ♪
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♪ You're gonna make me
lonesome when you go ♪
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I feel like
we definitely
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would have heard
something by now.
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Definitely.
No blowback?
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Is it safe to say?
Yep, I think we go there.
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We just got away with
the greatest prank
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in Culver Creek history.
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And I get to savor the image
of that jockstrap Longwell
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running through the woods with
his pants around his ankles.
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Normally I am against shows
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of hyper masculine aggression
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popularized
by professional athletes,
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but can I get
a triple high five?
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Wait, all the triumphal
hand gestures.
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
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If you think about it,
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college admissions dudes
probably love poop humor.
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I bet they thought
it was hilarious.
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Those essays
were probably better written
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than what Longwell and Kevin
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could have came up with
on their own.
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We basically helped them
get into their dream school.
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No, they're legacies.
They was getting in either way.
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That prank
was highly satisfying,
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but ultimately consequence-free
for those dick weasels.
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'Cause that's how it is
in the real world.
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Speaking of
"The Real World,"
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Pudge and Lara need
to get a hot tub.
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Our boy becoming a man.
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It is a beautiful journey
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and we are privileged
to glimpse it.
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Ain't love grand?
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Look at him.
Look at him go.
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Wow.
Hmm?
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My lips are numb.
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Me, too.
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I guess it is possible
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to kiss so much
you cannot feel the kisses.
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Who knew?
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Is this okay?
Mm-hmm.
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It's okay?
Mmm.
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You do not have
to squeeze it quite so much.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Is it the first one
you've ever touched?
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Well, technically
his first boob was Alaska's,
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but that was against his will.
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And it was above the shirt.
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Jesus, Colonel.
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How the hell
did you get in here?
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How do you think?
Through the front door.
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But y'all were
so hot and heavy,
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nobody noticed.
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And I didn't wanna interrupt.
That's rude.
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It's getting late.
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I should go before the Eagle
does his rounds.
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Bye.
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Bye, Chip.
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Bye.
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Whoo.
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So, Lara with the perky breasts
is the one.
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Your first.
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The one to take your innocence.
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Well, I don't know.
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I mean,
we haven't discussed it.
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Oh, probably because
your lips were too numb
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from all the kissing.
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Two virgins
deflowering each other.
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It's gonna be
so goddamn meaningful.
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I mean, you gotta
think about it.
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For the rest of her life
when people say,
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"Who was your first?"
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Lara will say,
"Miles 'Pudge' Halter."
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It's beautiful.
It's so goddamn beautiful.
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Our ability to represent
a concept with an abstract sign
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is something no other
animal can do.
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While the nickname
makes it appear trivial,
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a doodle set the foundation
of universal language.
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Just don't do it in my class.
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Uh, we were actually...
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Just, um, talking about,
uh, Lara's essay question.
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Hers is a real doozy.
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Um, how can something
so beautiful as religion
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lead to so much war?
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It's a good one.
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Right?
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Back to work.
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I really liked your question.
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Now I must know, what is
your most important question?
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Oh, well, it's mostly,
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um, about how people
want security,
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and how they can't stand
the idea of death
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being a big black nothing,
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or the thought of their
loved ones not existing,
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let alone imagine themselves
not existing,
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so I decided that people
believe in an afterlife
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because they can't bear not to.
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Miles, Heaven is written
in the Bible.
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It would not have survived
2,000 years
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if it was just
a silly pipe dream.
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Maybe Lara's right.
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Maybe you do go to Heaven
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and all your dead pets
are waiting for you
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and there's a big dinner party
with old smart people.
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When they go to bed,
there's a big after party
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with Kurt and River.
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I think the problem is that
you spend so much time
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worried about what's up there
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that you're missing out
on the real party down here.
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I guess for some of us,
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parties are not so important.
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It was a metaphor.
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Chip?
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Well, well, well.
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Look who's back.
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Can I talk to you?
Alone?
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You know he's just gonna tell
us everything you say, right?
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You're in trouble, Chip.
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They know
about the applications.
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Someone
on the Duke admissions board's
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friends with Longwell's dad.
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I'm sorry, Sara.
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No idea what you're
talking about.
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Chip, this isn't a joke.
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They're saying that it was
an invasion of privacy,
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fraud,
identity theft,
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and they wanna sue the school,
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maybe even press
criminal charges,
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and I know
you've gotten yourself
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out of bad situations before,
but this is different.
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Well, if there's nothing
I can do about it,
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why'd you even feel
the need to tell me?
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Because I care about you,
moron.
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I mean, it's not like
you would miss me
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if I got kicked out,
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now that you and Longwell are...
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That was you, wasn't it?
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In the woods that night
of the dance?
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You followed us.
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Yeah, I followed you
to our spot.
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You're damn right.
I don't know why I even try.
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Let me ask you something,
Sara.
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All the time we spent laughing
at Longwell's fucking lameness,
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was that all a lie?
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Did you just keep me around
to make daddy angry?
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He is lame, okay?
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And you're brilliant
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and challenging and complicated
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and I just wanna be happy,
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a goal you mostly made
more difficult, not less.
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There's nothing wrong with
wanting to be happy, Chip.
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Kevin
and Longwell's parents.
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They're here to meet
with the Eagle.
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And that's Holly's dad.
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What's so bad about him?
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Besides his complicity
in siring Holly.
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He's one of the top
litigators in the state.
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That's a low bar.
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Pun intended.
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I'm really sorry, Chip.
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Thanks for your concern.
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Lighter for your thoughts?
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Wanna talk about it?
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Look, I get it.
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It's weird seeing
them together.
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They're totally mismatched.
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Like if a... sweet but dumb dog
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was dating
a cute Romanian duck.
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I don't care about Pudge
and Lara.
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I have my own tortured
love life to contend with.
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You mean with Jake?
I thought that was over.
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He's been calling me
every day,
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trying to get back together.
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You know what?
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I may have been too hasty
ending things with him.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Really.
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You just don't understand
the nuances
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of a mature
adult relationship
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because you've never
experienced one.
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And you probably never will.
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From your lips to God's ears.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Alaska?
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Alaska, is that you?
Are you okay?
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I think that was Alaska.
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You should call her back.
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Oww, mmm!
Sorry!
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Oh, no, it's just,
uh, I don't think my butt
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is ever gonna be the same
after the swan.
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Wow, that's a sentence
I never thought I'd say.
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This is painful.
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I'm going to the library.
You have an hour.
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Sorry, Ruth.
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We really need
to get our own room.
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Mm-hmm.
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Have you ever had a blow job?
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Um...
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that's out of the blue.
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Uh, the... the blue?
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Oh, I... I mean, like,
um, uh, I just,
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um, like, out of left field.
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Uh, forget it.
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Um, what... what made...
what made you think of that?
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I've never given one.
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Oh, I've never gotten one.
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Do you think it would be fun?
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Yeah.
Um, I mean...
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I... I... I think so.
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I... I don't know.
Um...
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I think I want to.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Um...
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Well, do I do something?
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I... I think maybe,
um, you're supposed to...
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Move?
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How?
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Clearly I'm not
an expert at this.
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Hey, maybe we just table this
and, um, watch another episode.
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Okay.
Yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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♪ Right back
where we start from ♪
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♪ California ♪
♪ California ♪
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You are one of my
best students, Mr. Martin.
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Thanks, Mr. Starnes.
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You are without a doubt
a top three administrator.
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You're funny.
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You're bright.
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You understand that true
success comes from hard work,
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mastering your studies.
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Which is why it grieves me
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to see such a stupid stunt
cost you your place here.
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Uh, not sure what you're
referring to, sir.
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I get the sense that someone
is trying
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to make me take the fall
for something, but...
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You were seen.
263
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,295
Uh, sorry.
264
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:06,993
Seen where, sir?
265
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,039
Here,
the night of the dance.
266
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,128
Holly Moser spilled punch
on her sweater
267
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,000
and she was going to change
268
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,785
when she saw you tearing toward
the woods from the dormitories.
269
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,569
Within the walls
of this campus,
270
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:21,877
I have the tools to adjudicate
any transgression.
271
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,532
When you involve
another campus...
272
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:27,404
an esteemed university
in a different state...
273
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:30,668
I lose control
of the situation.
274
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,106
You can't threaten
a young man's future
275
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:36,761
and think that
it won't have consequences.
276
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:39,547
I mean, their futures aren't
really threatened, though,
277
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,289
are they?
278
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:45,161
Parents sorted everything out,
everybody's friends.
279
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,989
Their applications
have been purged
280
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,773
and the deadline was extended,
yes.
281
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,255
Sounds to me like
a victimless crime.
282
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,170
Well, their parents
don't see it that way,
283
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,825
and they're willing to involve
the courts, even the police.
284
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,349
Do you know that what you did
was illegal?
285
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,177
It was an online college app.
286
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:04,354
It was using the Internet
to commit fraud.
287
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,748
With all due respect, sir,
288
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:10,360
it was an essay
about shitting your pants.
289
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,933
I'm no fool, Mr. Martin.
290
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,413
I know you didn't
do this alone,
291
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,632
and I know
who probably helped you.
292
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,288
Do you want
to bring them down with you?
293
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:33,383
If I expel you
and you go quietly,
294
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,473
that might be enough
to satisfy these parents.
295
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,127
No one else needs
to pay for this.
296
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:41,565
Wow.
297
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,701
So, just the black kid
298
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:50,574
whose mom serves hash browns
ends up getting expelled?
299
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:54,187
Son, do not make this about...
300
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,579
about that.
301
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,973
Come on, man.
302
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,540
They've just been waiting
on their chance.
303
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,411
Then why did you give it
to them, Chip?
304
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,763
You have 24 hours.
305
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,244
Admit that this prank
was yours and yours alone
306
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,333
and this matter is resolved.
307
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,379
Fight and you will open up
an investigation
308
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,946
that will bring your friends
down with you.
309
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,862
I suggest you start
saying your good-byes.
310
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:50,460
Checking that
I'm still alive?
311
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:55,117
Operating out
of an abundance of caution.
312
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:58,468
People are so afraid
of stillness.
313
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:04,866
Is disturbing my tranquility
the only reason for your visit?
314
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:09,392
It is kind of becoming
our thing, but, um...
315
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:14,789
No.
I'm here to give you this.
316
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,923
My paper...
317
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:22,318
which is now yours and...
318
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:25,365
to also let you know
that I failed the assignment.
319
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:28,063
Oh?
Why is that?
320
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:31,066
My question...
321
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,418
It has no answer.
322
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:38,378
All the best questions don't.
323
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:41,424
That's what makes them
worth asking.
324
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,605
Well,
then I totally nailed it.
325
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,584
We don't have to.
326
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,368
I... I just thought it might be,
327
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:15,719
um... instructional,
328
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,504
but if it's weird...
329
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:21,029
Not sure you read
the book that it's based on
330
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,944
or watched the movie.
331
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:26,252
Meryl Streep
is really good in it.
332
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,471
I'm European, Miles.
333
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,691
It's not like I haven't seen
a porno before.
334
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,823
Okay.Okay.
335
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,916
Oh, come on, baby.
336
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:42,529
Oh, God,
this is graphic.
337
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,576
Why is he pulling
her hair so much?
338
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:50,319
Bad idea.
This is not helpful,
339
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,408
and may I add,
340
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:55,585
not a faithful adaptation.
341
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:58,022
There is someone we both know
342
00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,764
who could possibly help us.
343
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,375
Wow.
344
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,422
If you're asking for
my guidance in the matter,
345
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,902
your, um...
346
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,296
your relationship must be
really progressing,
347
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,776
sexually speaking.
348
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,691
You know,
I knew this was a bad idea.
349
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,084
It's a great idea.
350
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,347
I happen to be an expert
on the subject.
351
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,480
Feel free to call Jake
to confirm my prowess.
352
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,699
No need.
I'm fine.
353
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,353
So, you can help us?
354
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:43,633
First order of business, teeth.
355
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,287
Tongue over the bottom ones.
356
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,550
Mouth open wide
to cover the top.
357
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:50,423
Second order,
despite the slang terminology,
358
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,425
you don't actually have
to be a sword swallower.
359
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,905
No gagging, choking,
or unwanted tea bagging.
360
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:57,517
You know, I might just leave
you ladies to talk about this.
361
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,127
Oh, no, Pudge,
we need you here.
362
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,520
Because when we're done,
363
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,391
you're gonna go
to the dining hall
364
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,350
and you're gonna procure
a peach, and I'm gonna show you
365
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:06,787
what you need to do for Lara
in order to reciprocate.
366
00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,658
Now...
367
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,835
Observe.
368
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,882
Oh, I see.
369
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:25,066
Chip.
370
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,201
What's wrong, hon?
371
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,814
Mom, would you still love me
even if I messed everything up?
372
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:40,124
Come here.
Come here.
373
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,606
Of course.
374
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,436
Hey, Colonel,
what are you doing?
375
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:52,572
Where are you coming from
in Alaska's car?
376
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:54,051
Not in the mood
for questions.
377
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:56,315
Cigarettes first.
378
00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:04,105
I know it's weird,
but Ruth is always in my room
379
00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:06,063
and there is no getting rid
of the girl.
380
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:08,805
Are you kidding me?
This is... this is great.
381
00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:11,199
I mean, a limo?
382
00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:13,723
Very classy.
383
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:16,639
So much leg room
and I'll stop talking now.
384
00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:20,034
♪ Touching you ♪
385
00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:23,777
♪ Touching me ♪
386
00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:26,823
♪ Touching you,
God you're touching me ♪
387
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,218
♪ Ah ♪
388
00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:33,221
You are not gonna believe...
389
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,270
You're letting out
all the good poisons, Pudge.
390
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:47,061
Who died?
391
00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:49,542
My future.
392
00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:51,108
Congratulations, Pudge.
393
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:54,198
As of tomorrow,
you have a single.
394
00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:03,643
What you doing tonight,
Alaska?
395
00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:05,253
Wanna come to practice?
396
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,081
I'm good.
Okay.
397
00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:08,648
I got that new stick, bro.
398
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:09,997
Yeah, I know.
It's against regulations.
399
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,520
No, it ain't.LONGWELL: Yep.
400
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:13,130
We gonna go 4A
this year, right?
401
00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:14,871
I mean, I'm down.
Yeah, man.
402
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,699
Hey, who's the new kid?
Oh, hold on.
403
00:23:16,786 --> 00:23:18,135
I think you at the wrong place.
404
00:23:18,222 --> 00:23:19,310
This ain't
Birmingham Preschool.
405
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,660
I got a question.
406
00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:22,401
Did you have
to pay half tuition
407
00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:24,664
because you're so short?
408
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:27,014
Wow, thank you
for that clarification.
409
00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:28,798
Let me guess, you just used up
410
00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:30,800
your whole vocabulary
in that one sentence.
411
00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,541
That's impressive.
Why don't you shut up?
412
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:38,895
All right, fellas, let's
cut back on the testosterone.
413
00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:41,289
We don't want Kevin's balls
to drop prematurely.
414
00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,510
Alaska, what the hell?
Save me a bufriedo.
415
00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:46,294
Alaska!
416
00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:48,514
Whatever.
I'll smell you later, midget.
417
00:23:51,212 --> 00:23:52,779
I understand.
418
00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:54,955
The Chihuahua wants
to attack the alpha dog
419
00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:56,391
first day at the pound,
but those two,
420
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:58,001
they will literally
kick your ass.
421
00:23:58,088 --> 00:23:59,699
I'm pretty sure
I'll get some punches in, too,
422
00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:00,787
and I'm not a Chihuahua.
423
00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,310
It's fine.
424
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:03,616
I'm here to teach you
that there are better ways
425
00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:05,226
of getting revenge here
at Culver Creek.
426
00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:07,663
Pranks.
427
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:10,753
If you want, I can help you.
428
00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:13,974
Ain't those guys supposed
to be your friends?
429
00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:18,413
Honestly, I came here trying
to find my people,
430
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,590
but so far it's only been turd
farmers with lacrosse sticks
431
00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,070
and the women who love them.
432
00:24:23,157 --> 00:24:24,245
I've been looking for someone
433
00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:25,942
with an IQ higher
than their age
434
00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:27,857
and you seem to fit the bill.
435
00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:30,077
So, are you in?
436
00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:36,649
Sure, I'm in.
437
00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:38,781
I'm Alaska.
438
00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:40,783
I'm Chip.
439
00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:42,872
Chip?
No.
440
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:45,745
Chip is the kind of guy
who sells beer nuts
441
00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:47,355
at a dive bar
out by the airport.
442
00:24:47,442 --> 00:24:48,661
Okay.
You are clearly
443
00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:51,098
so much more than a Chip.
444
00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:52,795
I'll think of a good
nickname for you.
445
00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:54,057
Let's go smoke.
446
00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:02,457
Colonel...
447
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:03,893
we're not gonna let you
get expelled
448
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:05,939
for something we all did
449
00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:09,725
Something you did
to avenge what they did to me.
450
00:25:09,812 --> 00:25:12,728
What if we issued
a formal written apology
451
00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:14,382
to the Warriors' parents?
452
00:25:14,469 --> 00:25:17,516
Like they would give a shit
about our apology.
453
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:20,736
We could hire a lawyer.
Sue the school.
454
00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:24,523
We could say it's cruel
and unusual punishment.
455
00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:28,048
I'm getting expelled,
not executed.
456
00:25:28,135 --> 00:25:29,440
And we can barely afford
457
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,399
a five-star special
at Miss Ann's.
458
00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:33,009
How are we gonna get a lawyer?
Oh, I know.
459
00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:36,056
We can petition
the student jury to decide
460
00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:38,624
and then bribe them,
like last time.
461
00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,451
It's too late.
462
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,366
The Eagle already made
the final decision.
463
00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:45,631
What if I go to him and tell
him I did everything by myself?
464
00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:49,243
And then Takumi did,
then Pudge, then Lara?
465
00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:52,072
Full "Spartacus."
I like it.
466
00:25:52,159 --> 00:25:54,204
I feel like that only works
467
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:55,989
if everyone
isn't actually guilty
468
00:25:56,076 --> 00:25:57,381
of the things they're
confessing to.
469
00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:58,774
Exactly.
470
00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:00,776
Then everyone
would get expelled,
471
00:26:00,863 --> 00:26:03,083
which is what I'm trying
to avoid.
472
00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:04,911
I was seen following Sara
and Longwell
473
00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:06,739
into the woods that night.
474
00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:09,263
I followed my heart
instead of protocol
475
00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:11,657
and now I'm paying the price
for my passion.
476
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,618
I'll go to the Eagle
in the morning and confess.
477
00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:20,535
Then I'll go.
478
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,450
This truly sucks.
479
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:26,759
I'm gonna go for a walk.
480
00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:29,239
Want some company?
No, I need to think.
481
00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:37,639
Oh.
482
00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,032
Mr. Halter.
483
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:42,644
I just wanna talk to you
about Chip Martin.
484
00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:48,781
Come on in, Mr. Halter.
Come on in.
485
00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:53,568
This may not come
as a surprise to you,
486
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,222
but when I was a student here
487
00:26:55,309 --> 00:26:57,964
I wasn't exactly
the most popular.
488
00:26:58,051 --> 00:26:59,922
I'm sorry to hear that.
489
00:27:01,141 --> 00:27:04,144
But you know who was
looking out for me?
490
00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:05,406
My teachers.
491
00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:13,501
I guess the point that I'm
trying to make, Miles,
492
00:27:13,588 --> 00:27:16,591
is that I know
you feel like I'm an enemy,
493
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:19,333
but I'm not.
494
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:21,291
So listen to me.
495
00:27:22,510 --> 00:27:24,251
You can't save your friend,
496
00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:28,037
but you don't have
to sacrifice yourself.
497
00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:30,866
You still have
a bright future here.
498
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:33,521
But what will this place
even be like
499
00:27:33,608 --> 00:27:36,263
if he's not here?
500
00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:39,092
He loves this school.
501
00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:43,270
He loves his friends
and Dr. Hyde's lectures
502
00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:45,881
and getting kicked out
of basketball games.
503
00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:50,886
This place doesn't just belong
to the Longwells and Kevins.
504
00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:53,062
This is Chip's school, too.
505
00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:55,717
And no one is more
disappointed than me
506
00:27:55,804 --> 00:27:58,459
to see Mr. Martin leave.
507
00:27:58,546 --> 00:28:02,028
But he was here on scholarship
and with that comes scrutiny.
508
00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:04,073
So just because
I happen to be born
509
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,033
the son of Walter Halter
510
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,905
means that I get a free pass,
511
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:12,038
but because he isn't a legacy
512
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,214
and doesn't have money
or influence...
513
00:28:14,301 --> 00:28:16,520
He wouldn't have needed
any of those things
514
00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:19,480
if he had just followed
the rules.
515
00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:29,925
But I agree with you.
516
00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:33,712
Culver Creek isn't gonna be
the same without him.
517
00:28:45,288 --> 00:28:48,901
Any idea where
your roommate's skinny ass is?
518
00:28:48,988 --> 00:28:50,685
No clue.
519
00:28:52,121 --> 00:28:55,255
But he's
only my roommate for...
520
00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:57,779
11-ish more hours,
521
00:28:57,866 --> 00:29:00,042
so he can get a head start
522
00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:02,958
on taking care of himself
for a change.
523
00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:07,136
I'm sure he's probably off
with Lara somewhere.
524
00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:09,138
My last night
525
00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:12,141
and Pudge is out
getting his pole smoked.
526
00:29:12,228 --> 00:29:14,578
At least he got
his priorities straight.
527
00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:19,148
Hey, ballsiest prank ever.
528
00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:20,889
I think we should make
a statue out of you.
529
00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:22,282
Seconded.
530
00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:24,675
Who needs
another bronze monument
531
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,373
to some Civil War general
532
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:29,071
when you could celebrate
a truly great
533
00:29:29,158 --> 00:29:30,899
military strategist?
534
00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:33,293
A statue, huh?
535
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:36,862
My future is completely fucked
536
00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:39,081
and that's
the best y'all can do?
537
00:29:39,168 --> 00:29:41,605
It's pretty damn good.
538
00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:44,739
Something to stand
the test of time immemorial,
539
00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:47,742
here long after we're gone,
540
00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:49,788
ensuring that
you'll never be forgotten.
541
00:29:56,142 --> 00:29:59,232
But that's the thing.
542
00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:02,235
I will.
543
00:30:02,322 --> 00:30:05,194
The second I leave this place,
544
00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:07,631
it'll go back to normal.
545
00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:09,764
The bell will ring,
546
00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:12,419
everyone will go back to class,
547
00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:14,551
and pretty soon
548
00:30:14,638 --> 00:30:17,337
I'll be a distant memory.
549
00:30:17,424 --> 00:30:20,209
Even to y'all.
550
00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:24,561
I'll just be
that funny little black dude
551
00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,215
you knew back in the day.
552
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,394
Till one day years from now...
553
00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:36,835
You'll just be thinking...
554
00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:43,537
"Hey, I wonder what happened
to Chip Martin?"
555
00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:47,541
"I wonder what he would have
made of himself
556
00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:51,240
if he never would have got
expelled all those years ago?"
557
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:55,288
Chances are...
558
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,246
you won't even
remember why.
559
00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:02,861
Nobody will.
That is not true.
560
00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:06,299
We will always be friends.
No.
561
00:31:07,735 --> 00:31:09,302
We won't.
562
00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:11,391
We can't.
563
00:31:11,478 --> 00:31:13,001
Starting tomorrow,
564
00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:16,178
I'll be the guy who got kicked
out of school
565
00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:18,398
because of you,
566
00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:21,444
and you'll always feel guilty,
567
00:31:21,531 --> 00:31:24,186
and I'll always feel resentful.
568
00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:28,234
And that's no recipe
for a friendship, now is it?
569
00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:29,844
Yo, Colonel,
570
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:31,498
I think it's time we lighten up
on the sauce, huh?
571
00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:34,283
Nope, nope, nope.
572
00:31:34,370 --> 00:31:38,766
In vino veritas, Takumi.
573
00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:43,727
If she wouldn't have ratted,
574
00:31:43,814 --> 00:31:46,469
her books would have
never gotten destroyed,
575
00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:50,778
and I wouldn't be on the next
bus back to the trailer park.
576
00:31:50,865 --> 00:31:53,607
Okay, um,
577
00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:56,784
I think it's time
we call it a night.
578
00:31:56,871 --> 00:31:59,830
Alaska?
No, that's not fair.
579
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,442
I never asked you to do that.
580
00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:04,009
And I'll go to the Eagle's
house right now
581
00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:05,097
and I'll confess
the whole goddamn thing.
582
00:32:05,184 --> 00:32:06,098
I will.
583
00:32:06,185 --> 00:32:08,535
Nah.
584
00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:10,841
If that were really true,
585
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,018
you would have done it by now.
586
00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:27,554
You figured out
where I was going?
587
00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:29,817
It wasn't hard.
588
00:32:29,904 --> 00:32:32,124
What happened?
589
00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:33,777
Nothing.
590
00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:36,258
Good.
No, it's... it's not good.
591
00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:40,219
It's, um... it's not fair
592
00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:42,090
or just.
593
00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:44,092
It's fucked up.
594
00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:46,616
No, not this again.
595
00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:50,359
You are so lucky,
596
00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:53,972
and instead of being grateful
and enjoying it,
597
00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:57,410
you are on some mission
to find some imaginary life.
598
00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:59,716
It's not imaginary.
599
00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:02,893
It's my great perhaps.
600
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:06,723
What does that even mean,
great perhaps?
601
00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:12,860
Culver Creek is our chance
at a great future.
602
00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:16,298
Work hard,
get into a good college,
603
00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:20,172
become anything we want.
604
00:33:20,259 --> 00:33:22,565
And you want to risk
all of that...
605
00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:26,569
For what?
606
00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:30,747
I am so sorry that the Colonel
is being expelled.
607
00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:33,359
But he was caught
and we weren't,
608
00:33:33,446 --> 00:33:36,362
and I am not sorry for that,
609
00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:39,321
because that means
that we get to stay here.
610
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,324
And that's everything.
611
00:33:42,411 --> 00:33:45,066
My friends are everything.
612
00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:48,243
And if you can't
understand that then...
613
00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:49,679
Then what?
614
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,779
I gotta go.
615
00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:09,917
You really wanna end it
this way?
616
00:34:10,004 --> 00:34:11,875
Why not?
617
00:34:11,962 --> 00:34:14,139
Makes it easier
for everyone to move on.
618
00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:19,492
All right.
619
00:34:21,494 --> 00:34:25,019
Alaska, sorry the Colonel's
being a prick.
620
00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:26,455
Colonel...
621
00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:32,418
Good luck.
Uh-huh, you can go.
622
00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:56,616
Self pity was never
your thing, Colonel.
623
00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:01,795
I always thought
you were more of a fighter.
624
00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:04,711
Well, sorry to let you down.
625
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:08,018
Guess you know
how it feels now.
626
00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:26,472
What's wrong?
Nothing.
627
00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:29,649
Everything.
Let's just go smoke.
628
00:35:33,305 --> 00:35:34,697
He's just spinning out.
629
00:35:34,784 --> 00:35:37,831
Can you blame him?
630
00:35:37,918 --> 00:35:39,789
He is kind of right.
631
00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:44,446
It's my fault.
632
00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:47,188
I just wish he hadn't been
such an asshole about it.
633
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,895
I just got into a dumb fight
with Lara.
634
00:36:00,810 --> 00:36:02,725
I didn't know
she had it in her.
635
00:36:03,813 --> 00:36:05,989
It was mostly me.
636
00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:08,688
I didn't know you had it
in you, either.
637
00:36:08,775 --> 00:36:10,559
So you guys are on the rocks,
638
00:36:10,646 --> 00:36:13,736
just when she learned
to give head.
639
00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:15,303
It's a tough one.
640
00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:19,916
I don't ever really think
we were even
641
00:36:20,003 --> 00:36:21,875
right for each other.
642
00:36:23,311 --> 00:36:24,399
I know.
643
00:36:28,142 --> 00:36:31,363
Look, it sucks, but...
644
00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:34,453
welcome to the club.
645
00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:37,107
Me and Jake
and Sara and the Colonel.
646
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,371
We're all losers in love.
647
00:36:47,553 --> 00:36:51,078
I get why the Colonel
was so pissed.
648
00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:54,560
This place really was his
ticket out of the trailer park.
649
00:36:54,647 --> 00:36:56,475
He may be
an angry little asshole,
650
00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:58,868
but I don't know
if I can live with the idea
651
00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:01,567
of him hating me
for the rest of his life.
652
00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:05,658
Well...
653
00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:08,574
we just go back,
654
00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:11,185
apologize,
655
00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:12,926
and then...
656
00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:16,625
Just be with him...
657
00:37:18,366 --> 00:37:20,020
Till he leaves.
658
00:37:23,023 --> 00:37:24,851
It's that easy, huh?
659
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,248
It's that easy.
660
00:37:31,727 --> 00:37:33,338
Okay.
661
00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:36,819
Let's go, Pudge.
662
00:37:42,434 --> 00:37:45,915
Colonel, it turns out
I'm an asshole, too, so...
663
00:37:59,973 --> 00:38:02,192
All right,
let's get him in the bed.
664
00:38:08,721 --> 00:38:11,985
Well, so much for honest
conversation with the Colonel.
665
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,907
Now what?
666
00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:27,740
Since we're already
in the mood for honesty,
667
00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:30,090
I'm thinking...
668
00:38:30,177 --> 00:38:33,963
copious amounts of alcohol
with a little truth or dare.
669
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:36,096
Unless you think that
truth or dare
670
00:38:36,183 --> 00:38:37,619
was played out
by seventh grade.
671
00:38:39,752 --> 00:38:41,754
Never played it before.
672
00:38:41,841 --> 00:38:43,973
Didn't have any friends
through seventh grade.
673
00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:46,454
That's a sad story, Miles.
674
00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:49,805
Now's your chance.
675
00:38:51,503 --> 00:38:53,722
This is gonna be fun.
676
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:09,347
That looks so good.
677
00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:11,958
I'll take over.
Thanks.
678
00:39:15,614 --> 00:39:18,921
♪ She said she knows
how to dance ♪
679
00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:24,971
♪ But if that actually
makes sense ♪
680
00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:27,452
♪ The more you learn
the less you feel ♪
681
00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:32,195
♪ The moment as it's happening
but close your eyes ♪
682
00:39:32,282 --> 00:39:35,808
♪ Recognize ♪
683
00:39:35,895 --> 00:39:39,420
♪ I know somewhere
there's someone ♪
684
00:39:39,507 --> 00:39:43,729
♪ Holding a candle for me ♪
685
00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:46,384
That's the truth
of where I'll be in ten years.
686
00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:49,517
Hold on,
so in this mythical future
687
00:39:49,604 --> 00:39:52,781
I am a feminist novelist?
688
00:39:54,914 --> 00:39:56,437
We'll have
a very small section
689
00:39:56,524 --> 00:39:59,005
for white male authors
we approve of.
690
00:39:59,092 --> 00:40:03,575
Basically just you
and Dr. Seuss.
691
00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:08,754
Apparently Dr. Seuss
was a racist.
692
00:40:09,972 --> 00:40:11,800
Yeah.
What?
693
00:40:11,887 --> 00:40:13,280
Mm-hmm.
694
00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:17,023
You ruin everything, Pudge.
695
00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:19,155
Fine, it's just gonna be you,
then.
696
00:40:19,242 --> 00:40:21,419
Um, that's only because
697
00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:23,377
the first book will clearly
be about me.
698
00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:26,249
Oh, will it now?
Mm-hmm.
699
00:40:26,336 --> 00:40:27,903
Who else would it be about?
700
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:30,253
Not Lara.
701
00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:32,647
Maybe this idiot.
702
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:39,524
So... I'm gonna be a novelist.
703
00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:41,787
Well, maybe.
704
00:40:41,874 --> 00:40:43,484
If you start reading books
from the beginning
705
00:40:43,571 --> 00:40:46,531
instead of just skipping
to the end for last words.
706
00:40:47,836 --> 00:40:51,405
Wait, but isn't the title
of this future novel,
707
00:40:51,492 --> 00:40:53,929
Famous Last Words?
708
00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,583
You're missing the point
of the story.
709
00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:57,585
The point is where
I'll be in ten years,
710
00:40:57,672 --> 00:40:59,065
not where you're gonna be.
711
00:40:59,152 --> 00:41:00,980
Right, and you're gonna be...
712
00:41:02,329 --> 00:41:04,026
An owner
of a hipster book store.
713
00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:08,466
Yes.
714
00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:12,165
Or a literature professor
at Columbia
715
00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:14,733
teaching a class on...
716
00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:17,170
anti-heroines.
717
00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:18,954
I don't know.
718
00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:22,218
All I know is that
I'm gonna be far away from home
719
00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:24,264
doing something I love,
720
00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:28,355
and inspiring girls to be their
unapologetically badass selves.
721
00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:32,402
You're gonna do it, too.
722
00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:36,842
No doubt about it.
723
00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:48,723
Okay, enough about me.
724
00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:52,118
Truth or dare, Miles?
725
00:41:52,205 --> 00:41:53,423
Um...
726
00:41:54,686 --> 00:41:56,078
Truth.
727
00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:02,084
When we were in Dolores's
room at Thanksgiving...
728
00:42:03,738 --> 00:42:05,131
Did you wanna kiss me?
729
00:42:05,218 --> 00:42:06,698
Jesus.
730
00:42:06,785 --> 00:42:10,571
Um, can... can I switch to dare?
731
00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:11,964
No.
732
00:42:15,184 --> 00:42:16,838
Um...
733
00:42:20,102 --> 00:42:21,756
Well...
734
00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:25,107
I thought it
was pretty obvious.
735
00:42:25,194 --> 00:42:28,546
I mean, obvious enough that
you kicked me out of the bed.
736
00:42:31,766 --> 00:42:33,028
Yeah.
737
00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:38,686
I... I did wanna kiss you.
738
00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:45,171
Did... did you...
739
00:42:45,258 --> 00:42:48,174
you know, wanna...
740
00:42:48,261 --> 00:42:50,959
No, you... you have to burn
a truth or dare
741
00:42:51,046 --> 00:42:53,092
to ask a question.
742
00:42:53,179 --> 00:42:55,573
Fine.
Um...
743
00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:58,227
truth or dare?
744
00:42:58,314 --> 00:43:00,360
Truth.
745
00:43:10,936 --> 00:43:13,591
Did you wanna kiss me?
746
00:43:18,944 --> 00:43:20,598
Yes.
747
00:43:24,863 --> 00:43:28,823
I didn't because I got some
bad advice from the Colonel.
748
00:43:34,307 --> 00:43:36,265
Your turn.
Truth or dare?
749
00:43:36,352 --> 00:43:37,832
Oh, um, wait.
Hold on.
750
00:43:37,919 --> 00:43:39,573
Truth or dare.
751
00:43:43,098 --> 00:43:44,578
Truth.
752
00:43:44,665 --> 00:43:47,842
Were you happy
when Jake and I broke up?
753
00:43:49,801 --> 00:43:51,237
Yes.
754
00:43:53,848 --> 00:43:56,198
Why did you?
755
00:43:56,285 --> 00:43:58,157
Break up, I mean.
756
00:43:59,985 --> 00:44:01,203
Truth?
757
00:44:04,206 --> 00:44:07,645
Um, because...
758
00:44:08,950 --> 00:44:13,868
I wanted to be available
for someone else.
759
00:44:15,957 --> 00:44:19,874
Like, maybe you.
760
00:44:24,836 --> 00:44:27,360
But it doesn't matter because
761
00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:30,102
I'm...
762
00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:32,365
I'm bad for everyone.
763
00:44:32,452 --> 00:44:35,237
I hurt Jake.
I ruined the Colonel's life.
764
00:44:35,324 --> 00:44:37,196
So...
765
00:44:38,632 --> 00:44:40,808
Trust me.
You don't want me.
766
00:44:40,895 --> 00:44:43,071
I get to decide
767
00:44:43,158 --> 00:44:45,857
what and who...
768
00:44:45,944 --> 00:44:48,294
Whom.
769
00:44:48,381 --> 00:44:51,340
Whom I want.
770
00:44:53,603 --> 00:44:55,736
Who's good for me.
771
00:44:59,305 --> 00:45:02,264
Everyone around here treats me
like I'm a little kid.
772
00:45:02,351 --> 00:45:04,136
Like I can't make
my own decisions,
773
00:45:04,223 --> 00:45:07,443
but I can.
774
00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:10,185
I'm responsible for my actions.
775
00:45:11,578 --> 00:45:13,406
I can handle the heat.
776
00:45:13,493 --> 00:45:15,930
Really?
777
00:45:16,017 --> 00:45:18,237
You can handle the heat?
778
00:45:18,324 --> 00:45:20,935
Yeah.
779
00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:23,155
I can.
780
00:45:24,330 --> 00:45:27,072
All right.
781
00:45:27,159 --> 00:45:29,683
Miles...
782
00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:33,731
truth or dare?
783
00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:39,214
Dare.
784
00:45:42,217 --> 00:45:44,176
Kiss me.
785
00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:02,107
♪ Love of mine ♪
786
00:46:02,194 --> 00:46:06,154
♪ Someday you will die ♪
787
00:46:06,241 --> 00:46:10,463
♪ But I'll be close behind ♪
788
00:46:10,550 --> 00:46:15,207
♪ Following you
into the dark ♪
789
00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:18,558
♪ No blinding light ♪
790
00:46:18,645 --> 00:46:22,562
♪ Or tunnels
to gates of white ♪
791
00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:26,914
♪ Just our hands clasped
so tight ♪
792
00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:31,832
♪ Waiting for
the hint of a spark ♪
793
00:46:31,919 --> 00:46:34,966
♪ If Heaven and Hell decide ♪
794
00:46:35,053 --> 00:46:40,319
♪ That they both
are satisfied ♪
795
00:46:40,406 --> 00:46:43,322
♪ Illuminate the no's ♪
796
00:46:43,409 --> 00:46:48,240
♪ On their vacancy signs ♪
797
00:46:48,327 --> 00:46:51,504
♪ If there's no one
beside you ♪
798
00:46:51,591 --> 00:46:56,465
I love you, Alaska Young.
799
00:46:56,552 --> 00:47:02,907
♪ Then I'll follow you
into the dark ♪
800
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,745
Don't go.
801
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,014
To be continued.
802
00:47:47,342 --> 00:47:49,301
I need to get out of here.
803
00:47:49,388 --> 00:47:51,085
I forgot.
What's going on?
804
00:47:51,172 --> 00:47:53,522
How many times can I fuck up?
Alaska, what the hell?
805
00:47:53,609 --> 00:47:54,480
I have to get out of here.
806
00:47:54,567 --> 00:47:55,916
Okay, now?
807
00:47:56,003 --> 00:47:57,657
Yes, now.
Where are you trying to go?
808
00:47:57,744 --> 00:47:59,354
Just distract the Eagle and
get him out of his house, okay?
809
00:47:59,441 --> 00:48:01,182
Are you sure
you're okay to... to drive?
810
00:48:01,269 --> 00:48:02,836
I'm fucking invincible.
811
00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:07,362
I'm gonna light these off
at the Eagle's place.
812
00:48:07,449 --> 00:48:08,842
You help her with the gate.
813
00:48:30,472 --> 00:48:31,909
Hey!
814
00:48:33,301 --> 00:48:35,173
God damn it.
815
00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:54,540
♪ All worn down ♪
816
00:48:54,627 --> 00:48:58,413
♪ The time for sleep is now ♪
817
00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:02,852
♪ But it's nothing
to cry about ♪
818
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:07,161
♪ 'Cause we'll hold
each other soon ♪
819
00:49:07,248 --> 00:49:14,125
♪ In the blackest of rooms ♪
820
00:49:14,212 --> 00:49:17,084
♪ If Heaven and Hell decide ♪
821
00:49:17,171 --> 00:49:21,959
♪ That they both
are satisfied ♪
822
00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:25,310
♪ Illuminate the no's ♪
823
00:49:25,397 --> 00:49:30,054
♪ On their vacancy signs ♪
824
00:49:30,141 --> 00:49:33,927
♪ If there's no one
beside you ♪
825
00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:38,497
♪ When your soul embarks ♪
826
00:49:38,584 --> 00:49:43,763
♪ Then I'll follow you
into the dark ♪
827
00:49:47,114 --> 00:49:50,944
♪ I'll follow you
into the dark... ♪
57627
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