All language subtitles for Ally.McBeal.S01E17.1997.Disney+.WEB-DL.1080p.H264.AAC-HDCTV_track6_[eng]

[Woman] Gives us energy.
Is everybody ready?

[People Cheering]
[Woman] Five, six, seven, eight!

[Chanting] Three, six, nine.
The goose drank the wine.

The monkey chewed tobacco
on the streetcar line.

The line broke
and the monkey got choked,

but they all went to heaven
on a little rowboat.

Other side! Jump! Stretch!

I thought this
was supposed to relieve stress.

-Just keep jabbing.
-[Panting]

And here we go.
Kick! Kick!

Kick! Kick!

[Panting]
I'm gonna--

-I'm gonna have a stroke.
-Don't die on me.

[Grunts]
Three!

[Gasping]

[Woman] Punch, jab, jab, jab!

-Punch, jab, jab, jab!
-[Groans]

♪ I've been down this road ♪

♪ Walkin' the line
that's painted by pride ♪

♪ And I have made mistakes
in my life ♪

♪ That I just can't hide ♪

♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪

♪ For what love has to bring
Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I got myself together ♪

♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪

♪ I've been searching
my soul tonight ♪

♪ I know there's
so much more to life ♪

♪ Now I know I can shine a light ♪

♪ To find my way back home ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Baby, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪

-I am so sore.
-I feel good, actually.

-You would.
-I'm sorry?

-Ally.
-What? Damn it!

-That hurt my feelings.
-I'm sorry, John.

I am really scared
about this trial coming up,

and Renee said that kickboxing
would help.

Well, I've been doing it for
three weeks. It doesn't help.

It makes me feel like
kicking people all the time,

which is the wrong way
to go into trial,

and instead of kicking, I just stomp.

[Stomping]

[Grunts, Exhales]

How weird is that?

Ally?

My therapist. Go to her.

This is the woman that you...
go for smile therapy?

Yes.

-I won't stand to be disparaged.
-I didn't disparage you.

You took a moment.
I saw it.

I-I think I'm gonna give
kickboxing a real chance.

Plus, this woman--

She's unconventional,
but she gets results.

Excuse me?
What is this Eva Curry depo?

Oh. I had Richard reassign it.

So you fobbed it off on me?

No, I didn't fob it off,
Georgia. Richard said--

Well, I've got it.

-What's the matter?
-The Curry case. I don't want it.

-Ally drew it. She should take it.
-I'm in trial.

-Just meet with her.
-No. I am not taking on another case.

-I'm senior partner--
-I am already way over--

[Overlapping Dialogue]

[Voices Echoing]

[Sonar Pinging]

[Sighs]

-[Man] Ally.
-[Gasps]

[Thuds]

Oh, my God. Are you all right?
Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah.

You asked me to
come here first, remember?

-To go over my testimony?
-Oh, yeah.

I just, uh--I just
wanted to go over, um--

Oh, God. I think I have a hematoma.

Let me see.

[Groans]

Oh, it's probably
just a little charley horse.

Put some ice on it.
Keep rubbing it.

Ow. The plaintiff is testifying
today,

so just so you know,
I don't plan on crossing her tough.

I-I just don't want to be
beating up on an older woman.

Okay.

Oh, hey, John.
We're just going over my strategy.

Ah, yes.

I actually have a classmate
from school...

who considers it good luck to rub
his client's buttocks before trial.

I hurt myself, John.
This wasn't for luck.

Uh, Richard. Richard!

Richard, I am having a philosophical
problem with the way we do our business.

Okay. I'm glad you told me.
I appreciate your honesty there. Hmm.

I was thinking
I might tell you the problem.

Oh. Okay.
We take cases with no legal merit.

I just went over this Eva Curry file.
She has no cause of action.

Of course she does.
Res ipsa retainer.

This woman has gotten nothing
but good treatment from her boss.

We're gonna sue
for sexual harassment?

Billy, it is not our place
to play judge or jury.

We do not decide the merits.
We are advocates.

We are fighters to fight the fights of the
client. We do not decide right or wrong.

We do not decide who shall win or lose.
And let me say this.

I am offended by the notion

that the boundaries of the law--
[Phone Rings]

Excuse me.

[Richard's Voice on Tape]
...shall be our limitation.

I'm offended by the notion that we would
deny our duty to blaze new trails in law.

[Richard Laughing]
Where would civil rights be today...

without the lawyers
willingness to take the law--

No, I do. I don't--

into uncharted territory,
to carve out rights--

I did. Oh. Okay.

-where once oppression ruled.
-No. Uh, check's in the mail.

The just lawyer doesn't look at the law
and say okay, he looks at--

[Tape Stops]
...unfairness and says, "Not... okay."

Billy?

You're feeling overwhelmed.
You're in trial.

I've been in trial before.
I've never gone deep-sea diving.

You said the kickboxing
would help.

-Maybe if you took one in the head.
-What?

No, no. It's just--

This-This is kind of
a real case, Renee, with a real client.

I am representing a doctor,
a-and I think that I'm afraid...

that I'm gonna be exposed as a fraud,
like-like-like I'm not a real attorney.

And-and-and I-I really think
I'm losing my mind.

I can't lose my mind right now.

I agree. Talk about looking
for a needle in a haystack.

What?
Nothing.

N-No. You have just insulted me
twice within 20 seconds.

-We ready?
-Well, I'll catch you later.

Good luck.

[Sighs]
Harold Lane is representing the plaintiff.

Yeah. Yeah, why?

He's a former D.A.
Very good, foreboding.

May I make a suggestion?
What?

Try to limit the hand movement.
It's distracting.

I also think it connotes weakness.

That's not a criticism, just a pretrial
constructive advisory.

-Well, what do I do with my hands?
-You swish them.

I-I swish them?

As you make your arguments,
they tend to go back and forth--

often in unison, sometimes
in alternating patterns.

It is distracting.
There's even some anecdotal evidence...

that it could, in some observers,
trigger a seizure,

though there's nothing
scientific to substantiate that.

John, don't you think what I do with my
hands is kind of an unconscious thing?

-Yes.
-Here I am, in the middle of a trial...

that I may very well
be overmatched,

and you tell me
to "watch the hands."

How effective do you think I'm gonna be
in my "Q" and "A"...

when-when I'm concentrating
on mitigating the hand swish?

How focused
do you think I'm gonna be...

if I'm worried about triggering
somebody else's seizure?

If you stare at me one second longer,
I'm gonna chop your kneecap.

I am a trained kickboxer.

No!

But it was an emergency,
Mrs. Goldstein.

But it doesn't matter.
You don't do that to a person.

They stuck part of
a big fat hog in me.

[Man] But let's be fair.
Your own liver was failing.

Without a transplant--

Yeah, but you just don't open
somebody up

and stick part of
a big fat hog liver inside her.

How do you feel today,
Ms. Goldstein?

Well, truth be told,
I'm still a little traumatized.

I keep thinking of them
cutting into that big fat hog,

taking out that big fat hog liver
and sticking it in me.

And two days after that, you had
a human liver transplant...

-to replace the big fat hog liver, right?
-Yes.

Ms. Goldstein, do you make
room for the possibility...

that Dr. Butters did what he had
to do under extreme pressure,

exigent circumstances,

to prevent you from dying?

Is that possible?

He could have kept me alive
on a machine.

He could have asked me
once I regained consciousness.

Doctors today, they-they-they treat you
like you're just a piece of meat.

I'm nobody's meat!

Big fat hog.

I won't say that it went great,
but it went pretty well.

The problem is, I wasn't
authorized by the hospital,

and that's the part
we have to handle.

Well, I think we'll be able to,

as long as we can show
that you saved her life.

-No jury is gonna come back into the--
-[Rollerblades Approaching]

Ally.
Huh.

-[Butters] What's the matter?
-What? Uh, n-nothing.

Nothing. I-I--
What were you saying?

I wasn't.
You were talking.

Oh. [Chuckles]
Right.

Well, the fact that you saved her life is
gonna count more than anything else. It--

Ally, what's the matter?

Nothing. Nothing. I-I--[Chuckles]

I was just thinking
about my baby--my cross!

My cross-examination.

Okay.

-Well, here's my car.
-[Chuckles] Okay.

You sure you won't
let me drive you home?

Um--Uh--I live...
about three blocks away, and--

I-I've enjoyed the walk.

Can I walk you then?
I'm fine.

Okay, well--
See you in court.

Yup. Tomorrow.

[Grunts]
You okay?

Yeah. Yeah, that-that's why
I like to practice my walking.

[Chuckles]
Good night.

[Ally Narrating]
Why do I have to always fall down?

[Richard] I told 'em,
"Screw the meeting.

I'm going out to dinner with Janet Reno.

You better watch it.

She'll sic Kenneth Starr on you
for obstruction of dating."

[Laughs]
What the hell were you thinking?

By the time this guy's through,
he's gonna subpoena everybody.

[Continues, Indistinct]

-I saw you.
-Certainly none of your business.

You know me well enough to know
by now that everything is my business,

especially when
it comes to relationships.

-Go have your own relationship!
-Well, I would, if I-- [Gasps]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's the shoes.

This stupid fashion people make us wear,
these ridiculous things!

-[Grunts]
-[Gasps]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, John.
John, are you okay?

A-Are y--
Are you all right?

Oh, all right.

Richard!
Bye, now!

Richard!
What's wrong with you?

It's the shoes. It's-- [Panting]
Can I... talk to you...

two in private?

You're positive?
Yes. They got out of a cab.

Richard and Janet Reno,
and they were both doing the love giggle.

What's the love giggle?
The love giggle.

You know--[Giggles]
And they were going into some apartment.

Should I tell Whipper?

-What?
-Tell her?

She's become our friend.
Don't we owe something to her?

Don't you think that--

-By not telling her--
-You're in trial with her.

On the off chance the messenger
gets shot, you cannot tell her.

Give Richard the chance.

-Ally?
-What?

We're late for trial,
and please stop snapping at me!

[Sonar Pinging]

A pig liver transplant
is certainly experimental.

And was it appropriate for Dr. Butters
to perform this procedure?

Well, it certainly was not authorized.

But if he had waited
to convene a committee,

Ms. Goldstein could have died.

That is certainly possible.

And as president
of Brigham Health Management,

you're glad
he performed that operation.

I am.

And one of the reasons
you're quick to point out

that there
was no hospital authorization...

-is to insulate yourself from liability.
-Of course.

-So, I'm up next.
-Just tell the truth. Be yourself.

-You're a terrific lawyer, Ally.
-Thank you.

-So should we have lunch or something?
-No. No.

I-I actually do
my exercise thing during lunch.

Well, maybe when this is over,
you'll say yes to lunch or a ride home.

For now, we should
stay focused on the trial.

[All Chanting]
My mama told me if I was a goody...

that she would buy me
a rubber dolly.

Three, six, nine.
The goose drank the wine.

The monkey chewed tobacco
on the streetcar line.

The line broke.
The monkey got choked.

And they all went to heaven
in a little rowboat.

[All Cheering]
[Woman] Excellent work, ladies.

Don't forget your gear
for tomorrow. Good class.

We were good.
We were!

Yeah, even me.

You know, just knowing that mental health
is around the corner, I--

I feel relaxed.

Well, you know, if you're gonna
go to a therapist, Ally,

why not pick a real one?

John told me
that she would help me.

I trust him.

-So, you guys ready for a match?
-A match?

Yeah, tomorrow's intermediate match day.
One two-minute round.

Renee, you're advanced intermediate,
so I'll hook you up.

Ally, Georgia, you guys
can fight each other if you want.

-Oh, uh--
-Well--

I guess. Ally?

Sure.
Great.

If we were to move
for a directed verdict.

You can't talk to me about the case.
What's wrong with you?

It's just--

I'm trying to plan my week.
If the trial were over soon...

and we didn't have to
put on an actual defense,

I was thinking you and I,
maybe we could take off early on Friday.

-Richard!
-It's all rhetorical. Uh, bygones.

[Chuckles]
Lunch.

What? I didn't do it,
whatever it is. What?

What--
Give me your hand.

What? What?
Give me your hand.

Uh--
The other one.

Whipper, what--
[Mutters] Give me--

[Sniffing]

What? What's the matter?

I have a nose for two things, Richard:
the truth and perfume.

Your finger
smells like Janet Reno.

What? Oh, come on!
I remember what she was wearing, Richard.

I know she's in town.
This finger has been on her wattle!

[Sniffing]

You have been fingering

the Attorney General's wattle again,
Richard!

I-I-I saw--
I saw her on the street.

I went to wave hello, you know.
I might have nicked it.

Get out.
Whipper.

Get... out, Richard.

[Scoffs]

[Door Slams]

It's been happening more and more.
He just jumps out at me.

From where?
Anywhere.

Usually, I hear him first.

"Ooga-chucka"?
Yeah. "Ooga-chucka, ooga-chucka."

Last week he threw a-a spear at me,
and now he's playing hockey.

Seems like you're nuts.

I didn't think a therapist was supposed
to call her patients... nuts.

Ally, you've got a see-through baby
in a diaper ooga-chucking spears at you.

You're doing this Lloyd Bridges thing
through your office. You're a cracker.

But that's why you're here,
and I'm gonna fix you. Stand, please.

I'd like you to raise your right knee
as high up as you can.

Your right knee. Come on.
As high up as you can.

Good. And now, I want you to touch
your nose with your left index finger.

Good. Whistle, if you can.

-[Whistling]
-Louder.

-What kind of therapy is this?
-Oh, this isn't therapy.

I just need to know that you trust me.
If you do that, you must.

Okay. You can sit.
Now--[Chuckles]

Tell me more about this Billy guy.

-It's your own fault.
-It certainly is.

Thank you.
What if Kenneth Starr finds out?

-Quiet.
-Elaine.

So she dumped you again.

Yes. One little finger strays,
out I go with the bathwater.

Georgia, Elaine, you're both women.
Tell me, what kind of lie works here?

Lying seems to be
what got you into this.

-Maybe you should try a little truth.
-Elaine, what do you think?

I could tell you how to get back
with me, but I'm, you know--

-A slut.
-Exactly.

Richard, I think you're trying to get
caught. Deep down, I think you want out.

You want Whipper to catch you
and show you the door.

I don't. Whipper's right for me.

Well, some guys run from
the woman they're in love with.

The free fall scares 'em.
They're afraid of losing control.

I read that.

She'd gone into a hepatic coma.

-That serious?
-Very. She was in severe liver failure.

Her enzyme count was so high,
I thought we were going to lose her.

So what did you do?

Well, I knew she needed a new
liver, which we didn't have.

And I didn't think she'd last,
so I instructed them to get me a pig.

A-A pig's liver is compatible
with Ms. Goldstein?

-It's close enough.
-Oh, I object to that!

[Judge Cone]
Ms. Goldstein.

He compared me
to a giant King Kong hog!

He's talking about liver compatibility.
Please sit, ma'am.

Dr. Butters, what about
this bioartificial liver?

In my opinion, a mechanical
liver wouldn't have worked.

We were desperate.
We needed desperate measures.

Otherwise, she would have died.

There were a lot of other
doctors who thought...

the B.A.L. machine could have
worked for a while, right?

-There's always differing opinions.
-Yes, there are.

-And your opinion was... get the pig?
-Yes.

In fact, you've been wanting
to do a pig liver transplant...

for some time, haven't you, Dr. Butters?

I performed the transplant
as indicated by the patient's condition.

Yes. Oh, yes. Let's accept that.
But true or false:

You received a federal grant to study
this particular type of transplant.

True.

And if you didn't perform
a pig liver transplant...

by year-end 1997, you would lose
that federal funding.

-I take offense to your implications.
-Fine.

But you would lose
your federal funding...

if you didn't actually perform a pig liver
transplant by year-end 1997,

true or false?

-True, but--
-Thank you, Dr. Butters. Thank you.

Don't you think you should have objected
to that line of questioning?

I didn't want it to look
like I was protecting you.

He made me seem
like Dr. Frankenstein!

Greg, I must say,

you should have told me about
that little federal grant thing.

She needed a transplant.
It had nothing to do with the funding.

Even so, it all comes down
to how things look. That didn't look good.

-What are you accusing me of, Ally?
-I'm evaluating our case.

I didn't like
what I heard in there.

I don't blame you. He did have the pig
handy. That's a little suspicious.

I mean, I ju--I just can't
believe that a doctor...

would perform an unnecessary operation
just to advance his career.

[Speakers: Laughter]
[Laughing]

Hey!

[Fades]

Sometimes when a patient
says something so naive,

I find that my own laughter
just isn't enough.

What kind of a therapist
laughs at her patients?

I don't laugh at all of them.
Now, here's what I see.

You've got some real problems,
but before we do deep tissue,

I wanna work
on the surface, okay?

-Meaning what?
-Billy, one. Forget him.

You may think he's the one guy for you,
the one like no other.

-But he's not.
-Well, maybe he is.

But the point is, you can't have him.

Second, Georgia.
I know you're friends--

[Groans]
It's so healthy, I could puke.

But a part of you
wishes her harm.

This kickboxing,
it's perfect.

You get to hit her,
knock her down, even.

Oh, come on.

I'm not saying really hurt her,

but it would make you feel a lot
better to smack her a little.

Is it the adult thing to do?
Of course not.

So what? She's a beautiful, smart woman,
married to the man you love.

Smack her.
We don't deny human nature in this room.

-Anything else?
-You need a theme song.

I... need a what?
A theme song.

Something that you can play in your head
to make you feel better.

A-Am I on one of those
hidden camera shows?

Theme songs are vital.

-Do you have one?
-Since I was 10, and it still works.

What is it?
"Tracy," like my name.

"Tracy"?
By the Cuff Links.

Every time I feel down,
I hear it in my head.

[Beeps]
♪♪ [Men Vocalizing]

♪♪ [Vocalizing]

-You sing this in your head?
-♪♪ [Continues]

♪ Tracy, when I'm with you ♪

♪ Something you do
bounces me off the ceiling ♪

♪ Tracy ♪
Well, okay.

Uh, I'm in the middle of a trial,

and I'm a little at the
end of my rope,

so I-I'm gonna
go get some sleep.

I'm not kidding, Ally. You want me
to help you, you've gotta listen to me.

I want you to come back in tomorrow
with a theme song, okay?

-♪ Hold me close ♪
-Okay. I'll try.

♪ Tracy, never let go ♪

[Men] ♪ Tracy, you're gonna be ♪
♪ I love you so ♪

♪ World around you ♪
♪ Filled with love everywhere ♪

♪ I love you so ♪
♪ And when you're there ♪

♪ You'll be so glad
I found you ♪♪

You're actually gonna fight her?

It's a kickboxing match.
It's not like it's a fight.

Are you allowed to
jump up and down on her head?

There's not even that much
real contact. It's intermediate.

Georgia, it's a little silly.
You're lawyers.

Most of the people in the class
are professionals.

-They have matches all the time.
-Who do you want to win?

Don't you ever
have work to do, Elaine?

Yes, but this
is what I do best.

[Toilet Flushes]

[Beeps]

[Toilet Flushes]
John loaned it to me.

Are you ready
for the big match?

[Gasps]
Oh. Oh.

There's--There's not even that
much contact in these things.

Right, Georgia?

-It's more of a thigh-burner thing.
-Right.

-It's more for fun than anything else.
-Yeah.

[Bell Dings]

Hey. Hey, Greg. Listen.

Opposing counsel called, and they are
willing to make this go away for 125,000.

-Settle?
-Well, it'll be covered by your policy.

-I think we should think about it.
-Settling? Giving her money?

Greg, there's a chance that the jury could
think that you had political motive.

I didn't! I won't settle.
I saved that woman's life.

Okay. Um--

Hmm. Look. J-John Cage
is gonna do the closing.

He has this take, and I-I--
Now what?

You don't believe me.
You can't invest enough. Is that it?

No, that is not it.
Then what is it, Ally?

Well, if you must know,
I have a big kickboxing match

and I'm trying to pick a theme song.

What?

I'm just not the most focused
person in the world right now.

You don't want to know.
Just trust me.

John Cage is the best man for the job,

and that's why I think
he should do the closing.

Ally, what I did
in that operating room...

was not to advance my career.

I believe you.

That's why I want John
to get us home.

[Woman Chattering]

Here and over there and there.

But this particular room
has great history.

Judge Cone. Hello.

-I'm here with the Attorney General.
This is--

We've met.

-Could I speak to you a second?
-Uh, sure.

You've been spending
a little time with Richard Fish.

Oh, yes. A delightful man.
He's my delightful man.

Or at least he was.

I'm not a big fan of this administration's
"reach out and touch" policy.

I beg your pardon?

I'm a big girl, Janet.
Don't play the wallflower.

Any woman who would let a strange man
finger her wattle in public has a problem.

Just a second.
If Richard Fish came on to me--

which he didn't, by the way--

maybe it would be because he prefers
a woman of more character,

a woman of common courtesy,

a woman who would gather facts
before forming conclusions.

-Is that right?
-Yes.

Or maybe he just prefers
a woman whose hair...

is a little more natural
than NutraSweet.

-What did you say?
-There's going to be an investigation.

[Ally] And-And-And I-I think
that I was upset--

N-Not as a lawyer
who gets upset with a client,

b-but as a woman
wh-who gets upset with a man...

because she has certain hopes
that--th-that maybe--

And-And--And the thing is,
is that I do believe him.

I believe that he felt that he did
what he had to do to save her life.

And the thing is that he doesn't believe
that I believe him anymore,

and that is bad.

Good. Fine. Theme song?

I was talking about a case
and my personal life.

I know. We're not ready for that yet.
What's your song?

Well--
Let's hear it.

[Sighs]
I-It's not really a theme song.

I-It's just something
that I sing to myself--

Yeah, yeah. Let's hear it.

-Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock, ticktock.
-All right.

[Nervous Chuckle]
Just don't judge my voice.

No.

Um--
[Clears Throat]

♪ I-I--
I believe I am ready ♪

♪ For what love has to bring ♪

♪ I got myself together ♪

♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪

Stop. Stop. Bad song. Stinks.
[Record Needle Scratches]

-Well, it doesn't stink.
-I'd sooner dance to the scale.

Look, the whole thing
about a theme song is that...

it needs to give you a lift
as you walk down the street.

It has to be something peppy, you know?
Something with some bounce.

♪♪ [Song Starts]
♪♪ [Vocalizing]

Please. N-N-N-N-No. Please.
No. Not that song again.

♪♪ [Stops]

I--
[Groans, Stammering]

Okay. What else you got?

What other song
do you hear sometimes?

[Sighs]

[Vonda, Slow Tempo]
♪ I know something about love ♪

[Chuckling]

♪ You gotta want it bad ♪

Well, there--There is
this one song: "Tell Him."

I know that song.
♪ I know something about love ♪

Yeah. But I hear it slow.

Oh, it's no good slow. You gotta hear it
fast. Start hearing it faster.

Oh! That is a great theme song.

You're gonna start feeling better,
I promise you, or money back.

-Really?
-Yeah, yeah.

Keep hearing that song.
This is progress.

[Exhales]
There's hope.

I thought nobody gets hurt.

With me,
somebody always gets hurt.

Now remember, your artistic expression
of the movement is just as important.

Block, bob and weave, just like
you've been doing in class.

You guys ready?

-Ready.
-Okay.

Let's fight.
[Bell Dings]

It's like a dream.

[Audience Shouting, Cheering]

Okay.
[Chuckles]

Oh!
[Audience Groans]

I-I'm okay. I'm okay.
I'm okay.

[Clears Throat, Chuckles]

[Grunts]

Excellent. Ally, when she misses
like that, it's a perfect opportunity.

-Get in there and counter.
-[Ally] Okay.

Been practicing.

Somebody just hit somebody.

Oh, my God.

-You okay?
-Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.
[Chuckles] That was a roundhouse.

Yeah. Never done one before.

Both of you are doing great.

[Both Grunting]

Oopsy. You okay?

Just surprised me.

I don't like this. It's terrible.

Oh, God. Oh, God.
Are you okay?

-[Bell Rings]
-All right.

Well, I think that's all
for today. Really. Good--

[Blows Landing]

-One. Two.
-[Woman] Break it up. The match is over.

-Sorry.
-It's all right.

I got a little carried away.
You're not hurt, are you?

[Groans]

This was a bad idea.

[Buzzing]
[Moans]

"Nobody gets hurt.
It's just an exercise."

Well, my ribs are sore.
I'll tell you that.

You two did get carried away.

Listen to you.
You knocked your opponent out.

Yes, but I only threw one punch.

[Muttering]
So.

Was Dr. Tracy right?
Did it feel good to smack Georgia?

Mmm. A little.
Is that bad?

Awful.

I, uh--
I have to get to court.

[Door Opens, Closes]

[Buzzing]

[Richard] It was never sexual for her.

She just thinks she kept getting
soot on her neck.

She thinks Boston's a sooty city.

It was sexual to you, Richard.
That's what matters.

I understand, but, uh--
Y--I'm not gonna defend myself.

It was wrong. But, Whip, y--

Look, I'll achieve certain successes in my
life, but greatness--Let's face it.

I'm upper ordinary, but I'm not
extraordinary. I never will be.

Sitting across from Janet Reno,
talking law, government--

I just--I--I just wanted to reach out with
my finger and touch greatness. That's--

Are you serious?
[Sighs]

It makes me weak. It makes me insecure.
I know this.

But when I'm old,
I'll be able to tell my grandchildren...

I touched greatness--
the Attorney General of the United States.

I touched her wattle.

It's not that you're sick, Richard.
It's just that you're... sick.

And... by the time you get well,
I could be dead.

No, Whipper. Whipper, look.
Let me--Just-Just listen to me.

Shh. Shh.
Listen--

Go to it.
[Exhales]

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
[Moans]

What? What?
Did you enjoy that?

Yeah. Yeah. Then remember it,

because that was the last time.

Excuse me?

Good-bye, Richard.

Good-bye.

Wh--

[Ally Narrating] I hope the
jury doesn't think it strange

that I'm not doing the closing.

[Vonda, Fast Tempo]
♪ I know something about love ♪

-♪ You gotta want it ♪
-[Record Scratches]

♪ If you want him to be ♪

♪ The very part of you ♪

♪ That makes you want to breathe ♪

♪ Here's the thing to do ♪

♪ Tell him that
you're never gonna leave him ♪

♪ Tell him that
you're always gonna love him ♪

♪ Tell him, tell him, tell him ♪

♪ Tell him right now ♪

♪ I know something about love
You've gotta show him ♪

♪ And make him see
the moon up above ♪

♪ Reach out and get it ♪

♪ If you want him
to make your heart sing out ♪

♪ And if you want him
to only think of you ♪

♪ Tell him that
you're never gonna leave him ♪

♪ Tell him that
you're always gonna love him ♪

♪ Tell him, tell him, tell him
Tell him right now ♪

♪ Ever since the world began
it's been that way ♪

♪ For man and woman
were created, oh ♪

-♪ To make love ♪♪
-We're not denying the possibility--

the possibility that Dr. Butters
saved Hannah Goldstein's life.

But there's a lot of evidence
that she could have been saved

by other means than a pig organ.

And what's more,
it was easy for Dr. Butters

to contact any number of relatives,

including her husband,
who were authorized

to give their consent
to this... pig transplant.

He didn't do that. And the
reason he didn't do that--

[Squealing]

[Spectators Murmuring]

I apologize.

I was considering whether
to use the pig call during my summation.

Uh, I was testing to see if it worked.
I meant to do so quietly.

I mis-blew.
I apologize.

The reason Dr. Butters
didn't call relatives--

He was afraid they might say no,
and he desperately needed...

to do this pig liver transplant,
didn't he?

Hundreds of thousands
of research dollars,

not to mention
a certain renown as a doctor.

It all came with taking the liver
of that big, fat, giant hog...

and sticking it into Hannah Goldstein.

Never mind her dignity.
Never mind if she wanted it done.

Where's the dignity
in medicine itself?

I suppose mechanical methods
could have been used...

instead of the enormous farm animal.

But it was Dr. Butters
who was in the emergency room that day,

and he didn't have
the luxury of hindsight.

He had to make a call.
He had to decide fast.

Her life was on the line,
and he saved that life. Didn't he?

And when she woke up,
she didn't say, "Thank you."

She didn't say,
"It's good to be alive."

She called her lawyer.
It troubles me.

I think of Dr. Butters
and the unfairness--

being subjected to
this-this despicable lawsuit.

But I also think of Michael.

He had a name, that hog.
It's Michael.

She-She never bothered to learn
the name of this creature

who sacrificed his life for hers.

It was Michael.
She calls him a big fat hog, giant pig.

He gave his life.
He gave Ms. Goldstein... life.

"Big fat hog."

Never mind the unmitigated ingratitude
she's shown Dr. Butters.

You think about the one who died
so she might live.

-Let's all say his name, please.
-[Together] Michael.

Yes.

This jury pleases me.

Hmm. It's over, you know.
This time I can feel it.

Richard, I'm not gonna
lecture a man when he's down.

Yeah.

But you can't behave like that
in a relationship. You just can't.

-I know. Maybe I should just wear mittens.
-[Door Opens]

[Door Closes]
We'll talk later, okay?

Oh. Sure.
[Clears Throat]

Richard, you and I
have had our differences,

but despite them,
if you need a friend to turn to,

I hope you know that
I'm here for you--physically.

It's just that this isn't a time for you
to make rash decisions,

which men sometimes do
in the throes of sexual frustration.

I'm here to help you stay clear-headed,
should you need me.

-[Scoffs]
-[Door Opens]

[Door Closes, Opens]

-Hey, Ally.
-[Door Closes]

Georgia. Hi.

-Good fight last night.
-You too.

Thanks.

Oh!

You don't hurt at all?

I do, but I'm trying
not to show it.

Um, look.
No hard feelings.

I'm okay. You okay?

-I'm fine.
-[Door Opens]

Ally, jury's back.

-Fine fight last night, Georgia.
-Thank you.

Well.

I gotta go down to the clerk's office
myself. You wanna grab a beer after?

Sure. Sounds great.

Okay. Good luck.
Thanks.

[Groans]

Oh!
[Exhales]

Thank you.

Members of the jury,
have you reached your wattle?

Uh, verdict. Verdict.

We have, Your Honor.
What say you?

In the matter of
Goldstein versus Butters,

on the count of intentional and negligent
infliction of emotional distress,

we find in favor
of the defendant.

[Spectators Murmuring]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
thank you very much for your service.

You're dismissed.

[Gavel Raps]

Thank you. Thank you.

-It was the right verdict.
-It was.

Uh, I'm--I'm sorry
if you think that I doubted you, Greg.

No, I didn't think that.

Well--
Well--

-Maybe dinner sometime?
-Sure.

-All right. I'll call.
-Okay.

Um...

thank you.

♪♪ [Vonda Vocalizing]

♪ Fairy tales can come true ♪

♪ It can happen to you ♪

♪ If you're young at heart ♪

♪ For it's hard you will find ♪

♪ To be narrow of mind ♪

♪ If you're young at heart ♪

♪ For as rich as you are ♪

♪ It's much better by far ♪

♪ To be young at heart ♪

♪♪ [Vocalizing]

♪ And if you should survive ♪

♪ Till a hundred and five ♪

♪ Look at all you'll derive ♪

♪ Out of being alive ♪

♪ And here is the best part ♪

♪ You have a head start ♪

♪ If you are among ♪

♪ The very young at heart ♪♪