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Previously on Ally McBeal...
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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- [ Woman ] Hello, Jennifer.
- Hi!
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- Here's your package, ma'am.
- Fine.
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She was about to ask me
a question once.
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I said, I said, "Don't spoil it!" I don't
want to attach anything audio to her.
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The girl, who works
in the mail room.
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You know, the one who saunters about
demonstrably with her ample bosom?
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What about her?
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Well, the women in the office
don't appreciate the gawk-fest.
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And we feel that her continued presence,
together with the reactions,
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are contributing to a hostile
working environment.
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This is camera one.Camera two.
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That does not make out a casefor sexual harassment.
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You say it doesn't, the law says possible.
But does it really matter?
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And don't try to take a moment, 'cause I'm
already clued in as to how you work.
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Yeee!
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♪♪ [ Suspenseful Theme ]
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Oh, Blanche.
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You know we got rats
in the cellar?
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[ Both Screaming ]
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- Oh! That wasn't funny.
- [ Laughing ]
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[ Laughing ]
Yes, it was.
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No, it wasn't.
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Trust me, from where I'm sitting it was
funny.
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Cruelty is funny to you?
Pain?
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When it's somebody else's. How many times
do you have to watch that movie?
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I like it, okay? They don't make movies
about real relationships anymore.
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Wh-What do you watch?
The Sound of Music?
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What's wrong with
The Sound of Music?
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Nothing, if you don't mind
Julie Andrews being alive.
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Do you have something against
Julie Andrews?
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Doesn't everybody?
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No. I like her.
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Renee,
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she's... perky.
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[ Chuckles ]
She isn't perky.
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Sister Maria?
Mary Poppins?
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Well, what-what about that Blake Edwards
movie she did where she bared her breasts?
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There's nothing
Mary Poppins about that.
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You know, I saw that movie, and you know
what? Her breasts were perky.
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She had little
optimistic nipples.
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Okay, what's going on?
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What do you mean,
"What's going on?"
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You have something against Mary Poppins?
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I don't have anything against--
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- High school.
- What about high school?
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I was--
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I was...
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voted most likely
to become Julie Andrews.
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- Ah.
- I'm not anything like her, am I?
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First of all, no.
Second of all, neither is she.
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She regrets those movies because people
got the same idea you did.
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Julie Andrews is nothing
like Mary or Maria.
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Well, my high school class didn't know
that when they voted me
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most likely to be her.
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And-- [ Sighs ]
I think people do thinkI'm kind of prudey.
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- Really?
- Sometimes I-I go into the unisex.
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Richard and Billy will be telling a joke
and they stop as soon as I come in.
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It's like they're afraid they're gonna
pierce my little virgin ears.
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That's just men.
Men have something about dirty jokes.
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They do?
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Yeah. If you want in on the club, just
tell one. They'll hand you a cigar.
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I don't know any.
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Except the one about the flea,
but Billy already heard it.
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- Do you know any?
- I got a few.
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Tell me one.
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No. I'm not telling you
any dirty jokes.
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- Why not?
-'Cause you'll faint.
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Sorry. I probably would have
voted with your class.
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You know what, Renee?
Bite me!
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, come on. Just-Just tell me one dirty
joke. Just one joke.
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- You want me to tell you a dirty joke?
- The dirtier the better.
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- Okay. Ready?
- I'm ready.
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- Sure?
- Tell it.
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You'll faint.
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- Tell it!
- All right.
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All right. This man's
walking down a beach.
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Nobody for miles.
Beautiful sunset.
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When all of a sudden,
he spots this girl.
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No arms, no legs,
just a torso, and she's crying.
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So he goes up to her and he says,
"Why are you crying?"
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She says,
"I'm 21 years old.
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I have no arms, no legs
and I've never been kissed."
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His heart just breaks,
so he bends down,
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gives her the softest,
most gentle kiss.
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It was so romantic,
her tears just stop.
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She says softly,
"Thank you."
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He says, "You're welcome,"
and starts to walk away,
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when he hears
her crying again.
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He says, "What?"
She says, "I'm 21 years old.
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I have no arms, no legs,
and I've never been screwed."
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And with that he bends down,
picks her up...
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and throws her into the ocean and says,
"You're screwed now!" [ Giggles ]
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- What?
- That was disgusting.
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-On, come on!
- No, a woman has no arms and no legs...
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and you're making fun
of her sex life?
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- Oh, forget it! You are pathetic!
- I'm pathetic?
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Yes, you.
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No, no, no. See, Renee, that joke that
wasn't funny.
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It was sick.
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♪ Raindrops on roses and whiskers on
kittens ♪
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I'm not being Julie Andrews.
I--
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♪ Bright copper kettles
and warm woolen mittens ♪
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Okay, okay. Keep singing.
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♪ Brown paper packages
tied up with string ♪
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But that poor woman
is drowning.
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Who's drowning?
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The woman who got
chucked into the ocean.
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And you're singing about sleigh bells and
doorbells and schnitzels and noodles.
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And it's sick.Sick! Sick! Sick!
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{\an8}♪ I've been down this road ♪
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{\an8}♪ Walkin' the linethat's painted by pride ♪
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{\an8}♪ And I have made mistakesin my life ♪
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{\an8}♪ That I just can't hide ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪
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{\an8}♪ For what love has to bringYeah, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got myself together ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪
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{\an8}♪ I've been searchingmy soul tonight ♪
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{\an8}♪ I know there'sso much more to life ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I knowI can shine a light ♪
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{\an8}♪ To find my way back home ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Baby, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪
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{\an8}- Do you think it's funny?
- No, it's sick.
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{\an8}Dirty jokes are supposed to be sick.
That's the point.
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{\an8}- So you think it's funny?
- Well, a little.
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{\an8}She's got no arms, no legs,bobbing up and down--
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{\an8}Ally, I don't think you're
supposed to think about it.
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{\an8}How am I not supposed to think about it? Awoman is born basically a stump.
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{\an8}Imagine what her life must
have been like growing up.
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{\an8}I mean, kids picking on her.She never made it to her prom.
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{\an8}And now she's on a beach and some guy
comes by,
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{\an8}picks her up and heaves her
into the ocean.
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{\an8}- [ Laughs ]
- What--
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{\an8}I don't think the joke
is funny, but, Ally,
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{\an8}it-it-it's a made up thing.
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{\an8}You have given this girl
a whole backstory.
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{\an8}- Maybe she did go to her prom.
- [ Chuckles ]
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{\an8}You know, there are real people out there
with no arms and no legs.
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{\an8}I know. But you're not supposed to
rationalize it like that.
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{\an8}No joke would be funny
if you dissected it.
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{\an8}Yeah. Was it like high tide or low tide?
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{\an8}How did she get to the beach in the first
place?
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{\an8}- The questions are endless.
- I have Renee on line two.
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{\an8}She wants to know
if lunch is still on...
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{\an8}or whether you'd rather use the hour to
make dresses from drapes.
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{\an8}And, Richard, you might want to fastenyour eye sockets. You have a delivery.
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{\an8}Go ahead.
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{\an8}- Certified.
- Ah.
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{\an8}Absolutely.
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{\an8}There you go.
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{\an8}You know, I hada great-aunt once who said...
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{\an8}if you stare at a beautiful woman too long
you turn to stone.
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{\an8}- She was partially right.
- [ Both Laughing ]
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{\an8}That would be a Fishism
or one of those boy jokes?
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{\an8}- What's the matter?
- She's suing us!
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{\an8}- [ All ] What?
- Sexual harassment.
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{\an8}- Everybody sues me for sexual harassment.
- Let me see.
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I can't keep coming in here to be served.
This is ridiculous.
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Well, Richard, maybe this one you
deserved.
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I mean, the way you all keep
gawking at her,
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I can't half blame her.
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No. She's not suing
on account of the men.
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- She's complaining about the women.
- [ All ] What?
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Yeah, yeah. The allegation is thatthe women have been hostile to her...
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because they don't like
the way she dresses.
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What? Can she sue for that?
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I think she can. The Supreme Court is
ruling on same-sex harassment this fall,
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but I don't see why they would
block it as a cause of action.
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But same-sex harassment,
that means gay harassment or--
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- No, it doesn't.
- Well, when you think of it,
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once you accept hostile working
environment as a theory,
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she has a perfect case.
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She is getting hostile treatment
because she's deemed too sexy.
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What? Should it be any different because
the hostility is coming from the women?
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Let me meet with her lawyer
and see if we can dust it.
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She never made any demands
or complaints, did she?
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Not to me.
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Well, she may have trouble proving that
you had notice of the hostile environment.
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- She'll argue constructive notice.
- Even so,
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step one is to complain, give the employer
a chance to fix the problem--
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she never did that.
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- I'll go meet with the lawyer.
- Ridiculous.
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Well, that's what happens when you start
reducing women to body parts.
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Ooh. I don't like
my butt.
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This outfit
looks great on you.
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No, it-it-it's too
conservative for a date.
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This date's with a rabbi.
He'll think this is reformed.
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Well, I've never dated
a rabbi before.
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I hope he's more fun
than the priest.
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Tell him my joke. That will loosen up
his little beanie.
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- Beanie? Renee, it's a yarmulke.
- Yarmulke.
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Tell him my joke.
I bet he laughs.
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I am not going to tell him
your joke. It's repulsive.
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It is funny.
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I bet if I told that joke in a room full
of people,
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you'd be the only one not to laugh.
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- Okay. Let's prove it.
- Prove it how?
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At the bar, you tell your joke.
I dare you.
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At the bar?
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Mm-hmm. You think it's so funny, put your
microphone where your mouth is.
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All right.
I tell you what.
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I will tell my joke
at the bar,
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and if they laugh, you have to get up and
tell your little flea joke.
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Forget it.
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See? As usual,
in the end you back down.
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You're worried that this outfit
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makes you seem more conservative
than you really are?
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Okay. You get up at that bar and you
tell that joke, the same joke.
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And if people laugh,
a-a real laugh, a good one,
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then I will get up on that stage
and I will tell my flea joke.
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You got a bet.
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- Good.
- Good.
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- You?
- How can you be her attorney?
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You just represented the women
you're now suing.
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I'm flexible.
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- Listen, Miss--
- Call me Caroline, please.
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We're talking huge
conflicts of interest here.
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I've made my client aware of the
conflicts, counsel,
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but thank you for your
concern.
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- Ms. Poop--
- I asked you to call me Caroline,
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- and I believe I asked quite nicely.
- Yes. Well,
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this-this is more
than just a conflict.
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The basis of this claim, it's the behavior
of the women in this firm.
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00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,024
So?
230
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:17,653
So you fostered that behavior
when you represented the women.
231
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,698
- So?
- So?
232
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:23,367
I'm not the plaintiff here.Jennifer Higgin is.
233
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:26,078
Um, that's the girl's name in case you
didn't realize she had one.
234
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,123
And I'm not suing Elaine
or the women.
235
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:33,627
- I'm suing the employer. The firm. You.
- Mm-hmm.
236
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:39,425
I hate to sap any of the fun, but if it's
any consolation, I plan to enjoy myself.
237
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,510
Oh. Mm-hmm.
238
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,806
Bye.
239
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,606
Ally, glad you're here.
240
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,733
New firm policy.
Listen up.
241
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,736
Anybody who sues this firm
or me, personally,
242
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,738
we all drop whatever
cases we're working on...
243
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:04,283
and we devote all our intellectual
and creative efforts...
244
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,202
to ruining that
person's life.
245
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:10,372
Are we clear? I do not want to stop short
with just getting even.
246
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,626
Retribution? Not strong enough.
Ruin. That's the goal.
247
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:19,507
Irreversible, irreparable,
irrational... ruin.
248
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,467
New firm policy.
249
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,857
What did you dig up on conflicts?
Can we disqualify the lawyer?
250
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,193
I don't think so. She disclosed the
conflicts of interests to the client, so--
251
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,362
Her case isn't so
hysterical, by the way.
252
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:44,365
Elaine and the women were a little
notorious with the hostility.
253
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,158
She'll probably make constructive
notice.
254
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,076
Ally?
255
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:50,830
Poop lady agreed to waive notice on the
depos so long as she can go first.
256
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,666
- Who does she want to depose?
- Elaine. Who else?
257
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,084
That has to be a conflict of interest.
258
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,211
She knows what she knows about Elaine
because she represented her.
259
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,672
Richard, we are wasting our time
trying to disqualify her, so--
260
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,674
We shouldn't want to
disqualify her.
261
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,843
We'll have a much better time
if Caroline Poop is the lawyer.
262
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,303
How so? I want to know why.
Tell me how so. Why?
263
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:09,723
She's lazy. Look how she handled
last week's lawsuit.
264
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,517
She doesn't really prepare.
She's a quick hitter.
265
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,894
We'll have a much tougher time
with another lawyer.
266
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:14,937
She's right.
267
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,565
Georgia, you first chair. Since you're the
most neutral, you can--
268
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:20,150
Oh, no.
I'm not handling this case.
269
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,903
Why not?
270
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:26,323
Well, it's a little
close to home.
271
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:30,494
That girl was victimized 'cause the women
thought she looked too sexy.
272
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:34,248
I relate, and I don't
want to go there.
273
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,501
- What's the second reason?
- Who said I had a second reason?
274
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,378
The first one stinks.
You must have a backup.
275
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:42,214
I think my first reasonis enough, Richard.
276
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,341
Right. But just in case
it loses steam over time.
277
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,388
- That lawyer.
- Poop?
278
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,599
Yes, Poop.
279
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:56,061
- She hit on me.
- What?
280
00:14:57,479 --> 00:15:00,149
She did.
281
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,985
- With a look.
- A look?
282
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:08,657
Billy, if there's one thing I know,
it's when I'm being hit on.
283
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,538
Part of me thinksthis girl does have a case.
284
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:18,208
And another part, all of these harassment
laws, they overprotect us.
285
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,377
- They make us look like victims.
- Maybe.
286
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,671
Elaine is being
deposed today?
287
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,633
I figure we're dead. We'll be settling as
soon as she's finished.
288
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,260
What if she wants to sink the firm?
Did you think about that?
289
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,472
She lost her little lawsuit.
She could certainly get even today.
290
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:35,726
We considered that. But, believe it or
not, it's not in Elaine's character.
291
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,853
In the end, she can't
resist being helpful...
292
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,522
and the problem is, is that's when she
does all of the damage.
293
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,025
Anyway, we'll be done at 5:00.
294
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:47,571
Plenty of time to get down to the bar and
hear you tell your big joke.
295
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,114
Do I look scared?
296
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:52,701
No. And I know why.
It's a win-win for you.
297
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:56,038
Even if you don't get a laugh,
you still get to get up on that stage.
298
00:15:56,121 --> 00:16:00,376
And that satisfies
your inner exhibitionist self.
299
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,962
What?
300
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:07,925
{\an8}I looked it up. Jokes and Their Relationto the Unconscious.
301
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,886
- Freud?
- Oh, wait. Ahh.
302
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,305
"A person who likes to tell dirty jokes
303
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,517
has concealed inclinations to
exhibitionism."
304
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,435
- Give me that.
- No, no. There's more.
305
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,562
"People who are best
at telling dirty jokes...
306
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:24,316
are the ones with a sadistic
side to their sexuality."
307
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,277
First of all, this guy was
the biggest sex perv going.
308
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,320
Freud?
309
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,156
Ally, everything was about sex with
Freud.
310
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,077
The little spanker couldn't walk down a
street without one hand holding his id.
311
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,454
That little spanker
invented psychoanalysis.
312
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,666
Which obviously makes him your hero.
Here's a flash.
313
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:46,213
Psychoanalysis came to him
in a wet dream,
314
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,465
- pardon the pun.
- It did not!
315
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,051
- Irma's injection, that was--
- Irma's injection?
316
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,970
was an erotic dream.
317
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:56,473
Don't be whippin' Freud out on me, girl.
I got that guy sussed.
318
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:01,061
I never glanced at her
unkindly.
319
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:04,189
In the complaint you stated, "She would
come to work dressed in attire...
320
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,400
designed to arouse
the male personnel."
321
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,527
In paragraph seven,
322
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:12,489
you alleged that she was willful in the
attempt to sexually stimulate them?
323
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,701
Well, a lot of us do that.
324
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:19,830
But the key is to be subtle so the men
don't realize what we're doing.
325
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,750
Oh, so you don't blame herfor dressing this way?
326
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,501
Certainly not.
327
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:29,214
Mm-hmm. And yet, you and the other women
were angry enough to sue.
328
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,384
We sued because the men here
were acting like pigs.
329
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:37,222
- Oh, so you were angry at the men?
- Correct.
330
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:41,393
You had no anger whatsoever at the woman
you thought was causing this behavior?
331
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,730
- Correct.
- She was an innocent.
332
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:48,859
- Correct.
- You two could even be friends?
333
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,861
Correct.
334
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:53,530
But in your lawsuit you demanded
that she be terminated.
335
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,033
That was
an alternative demand.
336
00:17:56,116 --> 00:18:01,205
The first demand was only that she stop
walking around in her slutty little way.
337
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:05,000
Oh, "her slutty little way."
338
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,045
So, you have no hostility
towards her?
339
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:11,799
I dress slutty.
Just understated.
340
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,593
- Moderately slutty.
- I see.
341
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,721
Do you make room for
the possibility, Ms. Vassal,
342
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,724
that with women whispering
that she's slutty,
343
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:25,229
with women suing her becauseshe oozes too much sexuality,
344
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,981
do you make room for
the slightest possibility...
345
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:31,026
that she might feel
the least bit oppressed?
346
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:35,364
Well, if she felt that way, she shouldn't
dress how she dresses,
347
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:39,535
flaunting her big alabaster
buoys in everybody's faces.
348
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,996
I did not ambush the firm.
349
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,665
Elaine, get out. Please.
350
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:47,000
I would like to account for my
testimony.
351
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:50,462
You're accounted for. Shoo.
352
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,216
- [ Door Opens, Closes ]
- Okay,
353
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,426
we have got to
pick this girl apart.
354
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,637
We've got a motion
to dismiss pending.
355
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,973
We've got to pick her apart. Establish
that she really didn't feel harassed.
356
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,725
- Do you want me to do it?
- Ally, you.
357
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,103
- Me?
- Yeah. She'll turtle against Billy.
358
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,063
You got a better chance. You got that
Julie Andrews thing going.
359
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,694
- Did someone tell you to say that to me?
- Say what?
360
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,823
♪ If I tremble ♪
361
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:21,493
♪ When I'm by your side ♪
362
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,871
♪♪ [ Continues ]
363
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,416
Richard Fish wouldn't just pluck Julie
Andrews out of thin air. You told him.
364
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,919
- I swear I didn't.
- Oh, right.
365
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,754
After this song, up I go.
366
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,384
Are you sure you want to do this?
Maybe we should call it off.
367
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,595
- Too late. I'm ready.
- What if it bombs?
368
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,055
[ Laughs ]
369
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:45,058
Well, if it bombs, I have to tell her
little flea joke,
370
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,852
which is no less dirty,
by the way.
371
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:50,939
Oh, please. My joke is ribald.
Yours is disgusting.
372
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,942
- Ribald?
- Yes, ribald.
373
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,653
What kind of person goes to
Freud to understand limericks,
374
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,406
uses words like "ribald"and dates rabbis?
375
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,867
- [ Both ] Julie Andrews!
- ♪♪ [ Ends ]
376
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,953
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Applause ]
377
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,539
[ Vonda ]Could I have your attention?
378
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,208
Moment of truth.
I'm on.
379
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:14,880
I've been asked to take a break so that
somebody might tell you a joke, so--
380
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,757
And that somebody would be me.
381
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:20,427
- Yea!
- Whoo!
382
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:25,349
But first, let's take a moment
to give it up to Vonda Shepard.
383
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,268
She's here every day
singing for us.
384
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,232
[ Thinking ]
God, she's comfortable up there.
385
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:36,860
And I couldn't help but notice that we're
here almost every day too.
386
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:42,366
Same people, same faces.Lawyers, stockbrokers, twins.
387
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:46,828
How about the dancing twins? Can we give
it up to them, please?
388
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,626
Okay. This is not fair. She-She-She's
warming up the crowd.
389
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:56,380
Anyway, I did ask to come up here becauseI've been looking at all these faces...
390
00:20:56,463 --> 00:21:01,593
and suits and ties and coats,
stuffy ties, boring jobs.
391
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,345
I see it on
everybody's expressions.
392
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,138
- Yeah.
- And I thought...
393
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:08,767
- this crowd needs something.
- [ Man ] All right. What?
394
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:11,061
We need to laugh.
395
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:15,440
What we need
is one good dirty joke.
396
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:20,028
- Yeah!
- [ Laughing ]
397
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:25,867
- Disgusting dirty.
- [ Woman ] Tell it.
398
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,036
Anybody feel like they could
use that kind of a joke?
399
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,454
Yeah!
400
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:33,000
- I'm talking filthy!
- [ Cheering ]
401
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,670
This is all under protest now.
This is a warm-up act.
402
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:39,006
They still have to laugh at the joke,
Ally.
403
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:39,965
And I won't.
404
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,551
All right. Okay.
405
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,761
A man's walking down a beach.
406
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:49,766
A beautiful beach, sunset, sky's all
pretty colors, nobody's around,
407
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,768
and he spots this girl.
408
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,562
No arms, no legs.
Just a torso.
409
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,106
[ Laughing ]
410
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:59,067
And she's crying.So he goes up to her, he says,
411
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,945
"Why are you crying?"She says, "I'm 21 years old.
412
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,698
I have no arms, no legs,
and I've never been kissed."
413
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:06,992
[ All Ahhing ]
414
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:11,038
So he bends down and he gives her
the sweetest little kiss.
415
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:15,000
She says, "Thank you." He says, "You're
welcome," and he starts to walk away,
416
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,002
when he hears her crying again.
417
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,713
He says, "What's the matter now?"
She says, "I'm 21 years old.
418
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:23,342
I have no arms, no legs,
and I've never been screwed."
419
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,552
- [ All Ohhing ]
- Whoo!
420
00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:27,304
[ Woman ]What a shame.
421
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:30,307
So he bends down,picks her up,
422
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:35,479
throws her into the ocean and says,
"You're screwed now, baby!"
423
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:38,065
- [ All Laughing ]
- [ Applauding ]
424
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:01,213
- You cheated.
- What do you mean, I cheated?
425
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:03,548
You did a 10-minute warm-up,
you used the twins...
426
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,842
and on the punch line
you did a big butt waggle.
427
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,553
And you changed the words.
It wasn't even the same joke.
428
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:10,222
What do you mean
it wasn't the same?
429
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:13,392
Before, when he threw her in the water, it
was, "You're screwed now."
430
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,727
Tonight you added a butt
waggle, and-and-and you said,
431
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,187
"You're screwed now, baby!"
432
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:20,315
"You're screwed now, baby,"
is much funnier,
433
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,443
and I would have
laughed at that, maybe.
434
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:27,531
- "Baby" is a little--
- I was good. The butt waggle was funny.
435
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:32,411
And "Baby"-- "Baby" just--[ Laughs ]
436
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:44,965
Renee, part of being a best,
best, best friend...
437
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:50,137
is not making your best friend
do something that you know...
438
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:53,098
would be very painful.
439
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:56,143
- I know that.
- And I was thinking that,
440
00:23:56,226 --> 00:24:01,523
um, maybe I could pay off
this bet with money...
441
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:07,446
or breakfast in bed
for like a week.
442
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,448
- Anything...
- [ Sighs ]
443
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:13,910
other than me having to get up on that
stage and tell my flea joke.
444
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:18,373
Oh, Ally, when you're
sweet like this,
445
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,460
it's almost impossible
to say no.
446
00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:26,882
- Almost.
- Please? I'll be your slave.
447
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:31,761
This time tomorrow night
you're taking that stage.
448
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,849
You're really gonna make me
get up there.
449
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:38,351
I am.
450
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,789
My advice is try toact at ease like Renee did.
451
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,875
The crowd was having fun
with her.
452
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:04,377
Have you ever told a joke
before in your life?
453
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,379
What do you mean?
I'm funny.
454
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:09,049
Oh, I didn't mean
you're not funny, but--
455
00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:12,594
Stand-up comedy,that's--
456
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,555
- Is the steno here?
- We're all set. Go on in.
457
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:17,682
We'll be right there.
Let me get Richard.
458
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,059
Fine.
459
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:21,061
[ Man ] We're going forward with thepretrial hearing this afternoon.
460
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:23,730
So get all your paperwork ready.
461
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:26,650
- [ Woman ] Now?
- [ Man ] Yeah.
462
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:29,027
- Did-Did you see that?
- What?
463
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,237
She looked at me.
464
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,364
Georgia, Poop is married.
She's not gay.
465
00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:34,324
Then why does she look at me?
466
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:37,452
I don't know. I don't--
I don't know anything.
467
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,704
What's that supposed to mean?
468
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,456
You thought that joke was sick,
didn't you?
469
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,457
Yeah.
470
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,168
Well, they laughed hard,
Georgia.
471
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,212
The men laughed.
472
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:50,090
The women, I think, were just more amused
by Renee's performance.
473
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:52,926
- The boys--
- Why do men like sick jokes?
474
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:56,388
I'm not sure.
I-I think they're just--
475
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:59,724
- Sicker?
- Yeah.
476
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,815
Okay, so, um,
477
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:10,485
what specifically
did you perceive as hostile?
478
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,196
Well, the looks, I guess.
479
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,741
- The looks.
- Yes.
480
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,952
Okay. The looks from
the men or from the women?
481
00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:23,248
- Uh, the women.
- How would they look at you?
482
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,627
- Mean.
- Mean?
483
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:31,006
- Yes.
- Can-Can you describe...
484
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:33,466
what about the looks
made them seem mean?
485
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:37,304
I can't really describe it.I just felt it.
486
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,389
- Hmm.
- [ Thinking ] I'm terrible at this.
487
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,975
If I could just get Barbara Walters
to ask the questions.
488
00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:46,563
Tell us about the "dwinking" and the
"twoubles" it's caused in your "wife."
489
00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:51,443
I just drink and drink and drink because I
was sexually fondled by my uncles.
490
00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:54,696
Do you have "weegrets"?
491
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:57,073
Um.
492
00:26:57,157 --> 00:27:01,453
Oh, okay. When you say they looked
at you mean, did they squint?
493
00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:04,456
Look something like this?
494
00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:06,416
[ Chuckles ]
No.
495
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:09,002
How was the mean look
different from the normal look?
496
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,004
It wasn't really, I guess.
497
00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:13,506
But when they filed
that lawsuit...
498
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:17,093
saying they hated the way that I dressed
and the way that I walked around,
499
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,846
after that I had to assume they weren't
looking at me
500
00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:21,306
because they wanted to be my
friends.
501
00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:23,224
Hmm.
502
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,227
So when they filed that lawsuit, that's
when you felt the hostility?
503
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,813
Yes.
504
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,525
Okay. That's all.
505
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:35,779
Thank you.
506
00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:38,698
Thanks.
507
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:42,077
That was it? You were supposed to tear herup. You coddled her.
508
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,079
Ally, I'm nothing
if not disappointed.
509
00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:47,207
I'm know what I'm doing, Richard.
Where are we on the 12-B-6 motion?
510
00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:50,752
Tomorrow morning.
But, Ally, I sort of agree with Richard.
511
00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:51,711
You didn't get anything out of her.
512
00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:53,380
I don't know how we're gonna
get the claim dismissed...
513
00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:55,507
without the admission
she didn't really feel harassed.
514
00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:58,385
She wasn't gonna give us that admission.
Poop had her well coached.
515
00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:00,428
Great. Well, without
cracking the plaintiff,
516
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,515
not even slightly, what do we take into
the motion to dismiss other than a prayer?
517
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:06,309
I got it covered,
Richard.
518
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:09,771
She wasn't very good,
was she?
519
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:12,732
Well, she did seem
a little on the gentle side.
520
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:14,484
You think--
521
00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:17,487
Is it possible she can't
really be objective on this?
522
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:18,571
How do you mean?
523
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:21,199
- Well, you know, she-she is one.
- One what?
524
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:24,494
A woman. And on sex and sexual harassment,
they don't see straight.
525
00:28:24,577 --> 00:28:26,496
- Women?
- Yes.
526
00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:29,165
You're gonna have to help me out here,
Richard. Do you have a Fishism on this?
527
00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:31,376
No, but here's
the thing about them.
528
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:33,753
Women, as a rule,
hate pretty women.
529
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:39,217
But women, as a rule, also sympathize with
other women victims because they're women.
530
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,344
Are-Are you with me?
531
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,054
- I'm doing my best.
- It's like this.
532
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,306
Women want other women
to be destroyed,
533
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,935
but as women, they don't want to be the
actual destroyers themselves.
534
00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:54,274
If you find a way to word that cleverly,
it could be a Fishism.
535
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,526
Yeah?
536
00:28:56,609 --> 00:29:01,197
♪ You got a smile so bright ♪
537
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:05,368
♪ You know you could have
been a candle, yeah ♪
538
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:07,620
If you were my friend,
you'd call this off.
539
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:10,707
We'll all be laughing
about it tomorrow.
540
00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:12,709
I doubt anybody will be
laughing tonight, but--
541
00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:15,587
My joke is funnier
than yours and less gross.
542
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:18,339
I don't know what the big deal is.
What's going on, Georgia?
543
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:21,134
I get approached by gay women a lot,
Billy.
544
00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:22,969
Caroline Poop is not gay.
545
00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:26,431
- I think it's my voice.
- Your voice?
546
00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:29,100
My voice is kind
of deep for a woman.
547
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:31,603
Are you crazy? You have the sexiest voice
in the world.
548
00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:35,315
- But it is a little deep.
- So?
549
00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:39,027
So I think that
gay women think...
550
00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:44,908
that it comes from some
chromosome or-or gene that--
551
00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:48,328
Maybe that's why
they think I could be gay.
552
00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:51,790
I don't know.
553
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:56,294
Richard Fish touched my neck
the other day.
554
00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:59,297
What?
555
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:02,801
He made it seem like an accident,
but I know it was on purpose.
556
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:07,764
I think he was checking to see
if I had an Adam's apple.
557
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,520
Richard touched your neck?
558
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:17,190
You have my laugh
no matter how bad it goes.
559
00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:20,485
- Thank you, Elaine.
- The song is ending.
560
00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,362
Mmm.
561
00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:24,948
Will-Will you just go up
there with me and waggle?
562
00:30:25,031 --> 00:30:25,990
♪♪ [ Ends ]
563
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,867
- Next time.
- [ Applauding ]
564
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:31,621
Hey, guys!Just in time.
565
00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:34,666
- I am so glad you're here.
- I wouldn't miss this.
566
00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:36,668
Thank you.
567
00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:40,672
Last night we took a break for a joke andit went so well,
568
00:30:40,755 --> 00:30:41,965
we thought we'd do it again.
569
00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:44,801
[ Thinking ]
Oh, my God.
570
00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:47,470
Ally, if you don't have fun,
the audience can't.
571
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:48,471
Mmm. Mmm.
572
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,890
- Whatever happens, enjoy.
- Okay.
573
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:53,977
- We will.
- [ Together ] Quiet!
574
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:57,689
Ally?Are you out there?
575
00:30:57,772 --> 00:30:59,649
[ Thinking ]
Big smile.
576
00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:01,401
[ Cheering, Applauding ]
577
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:04,988
[ Chuckles ]
578
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:10,285
♪ The hills are alive ♪
579
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:13,204
♪ With the sound of music ♪
580
00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:16,374
- ♪ Ahh ♪♪
- Okay.
581
00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:19,544
Oh, this is really,
really cruel.
582
00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:21,796
Try to cope, Elaine.
583
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,465
[ Ally ]Okay. Thank you.
584
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:27,969
I was here last night when
Renee Raddick told that joke.
585
00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:28,928
[ Man ] Yeah!
586
00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:32,265
And I see that a lot of you were here too,
and-and wasn't she great?
587
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,185
[ Man ]Awesome.
588
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:39,439
Renee, stand up.
Take a bow.
589
00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:44,652
[ Thinking ]
That little bitch.
590
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,696
Okay, well,
she's just being shy.
591
00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:49,824
But she-she really is there
and-- But you know what?
592
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:53,036
She dared me to come up hereand tell a dirty joke.
593
00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:55,496
She didn't think I had it in me.
She didn't think I could do it.
594
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,916
And-And what do you think?
Do you think I can do it?
595
00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,208
No.
596
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:02,879
- [ All ] No.
- Oh.
597
00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:06,382
[ Chuckles ]
Good. Good.
598
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:09,302
I'm glad you think that,
because you know what?
599
00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:12,764
One of the last vestiges of
gender bias is the dirty joke.
600
00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:15,058
Men can handle it,
women can't.
601
00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:17,143
We're-We're, uh--We're not tough enough.
602
00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:20,563
We're-We're too--
We're too--
603
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:23,399
- [ Thinking ] Decent.
- Fragile.
604
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:26,152
Well, let's see.
Here we go.
605
00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:31,866
Okay, and, uh, by the way, my joke, true
story. Two little fleas--
606
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,035
[ Chuckling ]
607
00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:36,746
They meet at a bar
in Florida.
608
00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:39,666
And-- Oh, they vacation
together all of the time.
609
00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:43,711
And-- And one year,
the second little flea,
610
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:48,633
he arrives and he's freezing,
freezing cold.
611
00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:53,096
And he says, "Ooh, ooh, I was just
zooming down from Jersey,
612
00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:57,892
in the mustache of some guy on a
motorcycle and I am frozen."
613
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,769
And the first flea says,
614
00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:01,980
"Well, that is no way to come to Florida.Here's what you do.
615
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:06,192
"You go into an airport bar,
you have a few drinks,
616
00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:09,862
"you find a beautiful stewardess,
you climb up her leg,
617
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:14,033
you nestle right
in her warm, soft"--
618
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:17,120
You know what I mean.
619
00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:22,583
"And you get a good night's sleepand you wake up in Florida.
620
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:25,378
Now that is
the way to travel."
621
00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:27,547
A year goes by,
vacation comes.
622
00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:32,552
In comes the second flea again.
Freezing cold, again.
623
00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:36,556
And the first flea goes,"Well, okay, why are you cold?
624
00:33:36,639 --> 00:33:39,350
Didn't you do what I said?" And the second
flea says, "I did exactly what you said.
625
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:41,394
"I went into a bar,
I had a couple of drinks,
626
00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:45,064
"I climbed right up the leg of a beautiful
stewardess, I nestled in,
627
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:47,150
"and I passed outall snuggled up.
628
00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:50,194
"And the next think you know,
I am zooming down the freeway...
629
00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:54,532
in the mustache of some guy
on a motorcycle."
630
00:33:57,410 --> 00:34:02,665
- [ Laughs ]
- [ Man ] Next.
631
00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:05,835
[ Booing ]
632
00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:07,837
Oh, come on. Now--
633
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,423
[ Ally Narrating ]This they think is funny.
634
00:34:10,506 --> 00:34:12,133
Ah--
635
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,844
[ Man ] Leave your namewith the girl at the door.
636
00:34:14,927 --> 00:34:20,558
Okay. Um, well, uh, uh,
let-let's hear it for Vonda.
637
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:23,436
- [ Cheering, Applauding ]
- Sing!
638
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:31,736
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, well.
639
00:34:31,819 --> 00:34:33,237
[ Thinking ]
Oh, God. Oh, God.
640
00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:44,832
I actually think it was funny.
You told it great. They just--
641
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:48,211
- Hated it.
- Well, see, with a good dirty joke,
642
00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:50,338
it's got to be surprising.
643
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:53,758
But the listener also has to
have a sense of what's coming.
644
00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:58,763
And with you, the way you look
and your demeanor,
645
00:34:58,846 --> 00:35:02,892
I just don't think they were prepared
for that kind of filth.
646
00:35:02,975 --> 00:35:04,477
Oh, well,
that clears it up.
647
00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:10,066
[ Ally Narrating ] I-I'm actually luckierthan most.
648
00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:13,027
I get to wake up each morning,glad to start a new day.
649
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,363
Grateful that the last oneis over.
650
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:20,785
32666-- Higgins versus Cageand Fish Law Corporation.
651
00:35:20,868 --> 00:35:22,954
Caroline Poop
for the plaintiff.
652
00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:25,414
Ally McBeal representing
the defendant, Your Honor.
653
00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:29,752
Ms. McBeal. How delightful
you're still at large.
654
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:32,797
How goes the potato chip quest?
655
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,550
[ Thinking ]
Just smile. Pretend that was cute.
656
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:40,263
Um, Your Honor, we've brought a motion to
dismiss Miss Higgin's lawsuit.
657
00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:43,891
We believe that it fails to state a claimfor which relief can be granted.
658
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:47,812
We've submitted expedited transcripts of
two depositions, Your Honor.
659
00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:52,358
They clearly reveal that Ms. Higgin's wassubject to a hostile working environment.
660
00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:54,443
I'd ask youto review our brief,
661
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:58,364
particularly Fineman versus Adelstein and
Medavoy versus Gendler.
662
00:35:58,447 --> 00:36:02,076
Same-sex harassment cases are clearly
viable in the Commonwealth.
663
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:06,747
- Ms. McBeal?
- I agree.
664
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:10,209
- You agree?
- Yes, Your Honor.
665
00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:13,880
I don't think sexual harassment should be
limited to opposite-sex situations.
666
00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:19,886
I see. And why would we be here other thanfor you and I to, uh, catch up?
667
00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:22,221
Oh, well, if you look
at the transcript,
668
00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:27,059
Miss Higgins only felt harassed as a
result of the lawsuit filed by the women.
669
00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:30,730
It was only after reading that complaint
that she felt they were hostile.
670
00:36:30,813 --> 00:36:33,983
- So?
- So...
671
00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:37,278
a complaint can't be the basis
of a sexual harassment claim.
672
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:40,448
There's qualified immunity
when it comes to pleadings.
673
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:45,244
According to her testimony, the only realbad treatment she got was being sued.
674
00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:47,205
A lawsuit has immunity.
675
00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,207
Ms. Poop?
676
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:54,212
What? Oh, this is a ridiculous
technicality, Your Honor.
677
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,756
She was treated in a hostile
manner by these women...
678
00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:58,799
because they didn't likethe way she dressed.
679
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,593
That it came in the form
of a legal pleading
680
00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:02,470
shouldn't make a bit of difference.
681
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:06,265
It makes a difference to me.
This case is dismissed without prejudice.
682
00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:10,061
What? You can't
kick a case like that.
683
00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:13,064
But I can,and I just did.
684
00:37:13,147 --> 00:37:15,066
- [ Gavel Raps ]
- Yes.
685
00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:21,864
You had that up your sleeve the whole
time? Why didn't you share?
686
00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:24,367
Because I've decided to keep
punch lines close to my vest.
687
00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:25,826
You were fantastic.
So we're legally off the hook?
688
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,078
Yes, you are.
689
00:37:27,161 --> 00:37:31,040
- We don't owe her anything?
- Oh, I didn't say that.
690
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,418
Oh.
691
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:37,546
[ Elevator Bell Dings ]
692
00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:40,258
Excuse me. Do you know where
I can find Richard Fish?
693
00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:42,051
Who are you representing now?
694
00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:44,053
- Huh, funny.
- Mmm.
695
00:37:44,136 --> 00:37:45,513
Actually, I just came to let him know
696
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:47,431
that my client does plan
on returning to work...
697
00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:49,642
and she'll be here soon, so could you just
give him that message?
698
00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:50,935
No problem.
699
00:37:55,147 --> 00:37:57,900
- Thank you.
- Hey!
700
00:37:57,984 --> 00:38:01,112
I know what these looks are
about, and I don't like them.
701
00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:03,948
- What looks?
- These looks, like,
702
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:07,535
"Let's get together
and watch Ellen sometime."
703
00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:10,037
[ Chuckles ]
Is that what you think?
704
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:14,792
I'm sorry. Well, I have been looking
at you but not for that.
705
00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:17,044
Ever since childhood,
I collected Barbie dolls,
706
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:21,048
and well, I just never met a grown-up
living one in person before.
707
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,634
And working side-by-side
with Skipper,
708
00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:26,929
I don't know,
I was just kind of blown away.
709
00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:36,063
Does she think
you're a lesbian?
710
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:39,233
- No.
- What is it?
711
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,861
It's worse.
712
00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:46,282
- It's worse?
- Much.
713
00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:56,000
So what's going on?
714
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:59,587
- Did you touch Georgia's wattle?
- Excuse me?
715
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,589
She said you
touched her neck.
716
00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,883
- Did you?
- [ Sighs ] Am I about to be sued again?
717
00:39:03,966 --> 00:39:06,886
I am not talking sexual harassment.
I am talking facts.
718
00:39:06,969 --> 00:39:08,929
Did you fiddle
with my wife's wattle?
719
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,810
I might have grazed it,
you know?
720
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:17,521
- Bygones.
- No bygones.
721
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:19,482
It was only--
It wasn't in a sexual way.
722
00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:21,484
Oh, please.
I know your fetish, Richard.
723
00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:23,486
Look, it's not like a neck
is sexual for Georgia or you.
724
00:39:23,569 --> 00:39:26,030
- It's a one-way jolly. What's the harm?
- It is sexual for you, Richard.
725
00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:29,950
That's the violation. You were touching my
wife in a sexual way.
726
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:35,414
- I don't appreciate it.
- Oh. Okay. Uh,
727
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:40,044
it won't happen again.
728
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:42,463
You know?
729
00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:47,676
[ Door Closes ]
730
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,887
I'll take that as a bygone.
731
00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:52,932
- [ Phone Rings ]- [ Woman ] Cage and Fish.
732
00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:57,061
Whoa! Oh, hey!
Uh, hey, bygones squared.
733
00:39:57,144 --> 00:40:01,774
- You want to still work here, you can.
- Really? Just like that?
734
00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:04,485
No, not just like that. In my office,
please.
735
00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:05,653
[ Ally ] Richard!
736
00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:07,655
Uh, excuse me for a second.
737
00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:10,366
Richard, on the heels of a lawsuit, I
don't think you should be speaking to her.
738
00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:11,992
I'm her employer.
She's an employee. Certainly--
739
00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,702
And I'm acting as counsel.
740
00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:16,038
And if it is anything remotely
connected to that case,
741
00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:18,999
- you should have a lawyer in the room.
- I am a lawyer.
742
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:22,545
Richard, that case was dismissed without
prejudice. It could come back.
743
00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:24,547
And with the things that
roll off your tongue,
744
00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:29,260
I don't think you should be speaking to
her outside of counsel.
745
00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:31,429
Fine. Yeah.
746
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,640
[ Clears Throat ]
747
00:40:34,723 --> 00:40:39,103
Ally wants to be here too, 'cause she
thinks I'll say something stupid.
748
00:40:39,186 --> 00:40:41,230
Anyway, uh, Jennifer--
749
00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:44,608
May I call you Jennifer? It would be
progress to give you a name.
750
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,610
Sure.
751
00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,446
Uh, Jennifer, you're a tall
woman with enormous breasts.
752
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:49,488
- Richard!
- What?
753
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:52,324
Let me finish.
I, and a few other men here,
754
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:55,911
have considered you an asset to the firm,
and we've been staring at your assets.
755
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:58,247
- Maybe I should tell a joke to--
- Ally, let me finish.
756
00:40:58,330 --> 00:41:02,042
What I'm trying to say.
757
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:05,087
The women here are really angry at me
and some of the men,
758
00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:07,089
not you, and we're to blame.
759
00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:10,009
I'm glad you're
still working here,
760
00:41:10,092 --> 00:41:12,303
and I will see to it that the men don't
act like idiot sophomores,
761
00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:13,888
and beyond that...
762
00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:17,766
I apologize.
763
00:41:19,393 --> 00:41:22,771
For all of us.
Especially me.
764
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,693
You deserve a lot more respect
than we've given you.
765
00:41:28,652 --> 00:41:30,946
Thank you.
766
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:37,286
So, uh--
uh, that's all.
767
00:41:37,369 --> 00:41:41,457
Yeah, so...
go deliver something.
768
00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:46,504
You can go. Go.
769
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:52,593
[ Clears Throat ]
Wh-What?
770
00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:54,261
Don't you have other work to do?
771
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,305
We should have some cases where we're not
the defendants.
772
00:42:08,442 --> 00:42:10,528
Okay.
773
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:14,990
♪ I started a joke ♪
774
00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:19,703
♪ Which started
the whole world crying ♪
775
00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:22,248
- A rabbi?
- We're going out tomorrow night.
776
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:24,208
I got new shoes.
I got a new dress.
777
00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:30,047
I like to remake myself...every new relationship.
778
00:42:30,130 --> 00:42:34,718
- Got it.
- Come on. I love this song.
779
00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:37,137
- Georgia--
- I'll go.
780
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:40,724
Don't even think
about her wattle.
781
00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:44,562
- Promise. Bygones. Georgia.
- ♪ I started to cry ♪
782
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:49,858
♪ Which startedthe whole world laughing ♪
783
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:54,029
I feel like some of the people here
are looking at me different.
784
00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:57,741
Like I'm...
nasty or something.
785
00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,578
- And you like that?
- I do.
786
00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:03,914
So do you think this rabbi guy
could work out?
787
00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:08,002
I doubt it. And even if it did, he'd
probably make me convert.
788
00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:10,713
- And you'd never do that?
- And give up Christmas?
789
00:43:10,796 --> 00:43:12,923
Oh. Oh, I got to go.
I got to go meet Renee.
790
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:17,011
I'm hardening up,
aren't I?
791
00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:21,223
I kicked that Poop lady's butt.
I told a dirty joke on stage.
792
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:24,727
I think I am ready to be released into the
real world, don't you?
793
00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:29,273
- ♪ I finally died ♪
- I'm... hardening up.
794
00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:33,277
- Yep.
- ♪ And started the whole world living ♪
795
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,237
Here's to the hard you.
796
00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:37,740
♪ Yeah ♪
797
00:43:37,823 --> 00:43:44,747
♪ Oh, if I'd only seen ♪
798
00:43:44,830 --> 00:43:51,712
♪ That the joke was on me ♪
799
00:43:51,795 --> 00:43:58,802
♪ That the joke was on meYeah ♪
800
00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:05,434
♪♪ [ Ends ]
801
00:44:39,593 --> 00:44:40,678
{\an8}[ Woman ]You stinker!
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