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And, Paul, they came
into this ball game, Miami did,
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knowing they'd have to
get a victory,
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in order to get into
the playoffs with a wild-card berth.
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Well, here we go again, Lindsey.
We've watched Miami the last three weeks,
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Score is tied, 14-14. We're in
the closing seconds of the ball game.
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they've won the ball game
in the last play of the game.
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And here they are again. They'll cause
you cardiac arrest watching 'em.
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They've got to get a score
from 40 yards away. It's 14 to 14.
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Of course, this could
go into sudden death.
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The kind of team Miami is,
they'll give it their best shot right now.
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They've been an unpredictable
football team,
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and here they come now,
out of the huddle and up to the line.
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And seconds are ticking off.
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Hose Manning, the quarterback,
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he's calling starting signals,
now waiting for the snap.
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Taken by Manning.
Handing it off to Billy Clyde Puckett.
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He's going to the right side.
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And here's the ball in the air!
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In the end zone for a touchdown!
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It's unbelievable,
Lindsey. Billy Clyde Puckett,
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he has never thrown
the ball that much.
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He's only thrown three or four passes
in 13 years of pro football.
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This place is a bedlam.
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Fans are trying to get out
of the stands and get onto the field
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and they're breaking loose
and coming out there.
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Of course, they have
a conversion attempt coming,
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but they're gonna have
some trouble getting order restored
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- in order to try the extra point.
- They'll never get it off.
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I think you're right. But in any case,
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Miami is in the playoffs
as the wild card.
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- They'll playing green bay next week.
- Unreal.
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All right!
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Don't you think we ought
to have a little invocation,
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say a prayer to thank the lord
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for getting us into the playoffs?
I think this would be...
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Showers! Tutti frutti coaches!
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In the shower!
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Hey, all right, huh?
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I thought I told you
to buy the domestic.
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Yes, sir, Mr. bookman.
That's what I did. I...
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I changed the labels is all.
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- That's good thinkin', hooper.
- Thank you, sir. Thank you.
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Anything left over,
you can keep.
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Hell of a pass, Billy Clyde!
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I thought so.
Supposed to run the ball.
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- Legs were tired...
- Nice pass, bc.
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- Thank you, Jerry.
- Sylvia?
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- Monica. Goin' after the bottoms tonight.
- Monica?
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- Shoot my way right through them.
- Monica?
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It was a slow-motion
dream sequence.
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Everything was
semi-frozen in time,
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movin' like surreal dancers
in some cosmic fantasy.
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It was like there was
time in that moment
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to look at everything...
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There was time to experience
every detail in a tapestry.
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- It was...
- Are we gonna get laid tonight?
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Probably.
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Hey, that's not fair, man!
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Hey, motherf...
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How does it feel, after your first year
in American football,
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getting into the playoffs?
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Hey! Hey, wait a minute!
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Tell me about it.
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Hey, homeboy!
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- Homeboy?
- Hey, wait till I can get up, man.
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Fellas, I'm sure you're all happy
that we made it to the playoffs.
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Don't you wanna pray with me?
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My leg, man, my leg.
You got my leg hurting, man.
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Hey, hey. My blood"s stopped
circulating, man.
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Boy, if I don't miss my guess,
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you're getting darker
every time you catch the ball.
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In fact, you look darker
now then you did
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before you started the game.
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It's true. I'm gettin' this urge
to tap-dance and play the saxophone.
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Yeah.
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Okay, guys. I give. You got me.
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What can I say?
Aw, come on, now.
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Okay, now look, you guys
are making me mad now!
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There she is.
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You know that somebody
gave this to me in Africa?
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She's jerking them
right out of their shoes.
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Where'd you get this?
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I got this at neiman's
a couple years ago.
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It cost about $3,000.
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I mean,
I spend all my money in the us.
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You know, I won't give those africans
any of my money.
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You have any proof
that you took it out?
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It has no label in it,
that's why I'm asking.
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- It doesn't have a label?
- No. There's nothing in it.
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Oh, that's very peculiar.
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Usually neiman's
has a big, you know, label there.
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Yeah, usually do, yeah.
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Well, 1, I don't know.
It must have come off at the cleaners.
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Please contact the nearest
uniformed officers.
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Shitheads!
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Jesus Christ!
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Oh! Hi there.
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- Hi there.
- That pisses me off!
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I am telling you,
America is the only country in the world
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that just treats its citizens
like they were crooks.
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Oh, they make me so fuckin' mad.
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You make yourself mad.
It's got nothing to do with them.
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- What is that on your face?
- It's hair.
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I think it's real cute.
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- Don't you think it's cute?
- I love it.
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Oh, excuse me, bud mcnair.
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Oh, I met bud on the plane.
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I told him we'd give him a ride into town.
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Well, these are what
I've been tellin' you about.
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Your best friends.
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Says a lot about me. Doesn't it?
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This here's Billy Clyde Puckett
and shake tiller.
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- How do you do?
- How do you do?
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- How do you do?
- Pleased to meet you.
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I'll have to confess, Billy Clyde,
I was hesitant at first.
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We've never published any sports books.
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Nobel prize winners
are more our line.
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Had six of them, you know.
We're an old house.
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I guess you can say distinguished.
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Great-grandfather started the firm
right after the civil war
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with the help of
Oliver Wendell Holmes.
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Who'd he play for?
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- Boston.
- Oh, yeah.
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Yes. But Barbara Jane convinced me
a book by you would be different.
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A look at football no one's ever seen.
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You know, the truth.
I mean, nobody's told the truth about it.
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But no sensationalism.
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Nothing that cheap. I mean,
we're not that kind of house.
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We want the real truth, Billy Clyde,
like what drugs the players take,
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how games are really fixed,
the influence of the mafia.
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You mean the real, real truth.
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Exactly.
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Now, we know that there are
gay football players,
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but who do they like to do it with?
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And are there more homosexuals
on the offense or on the defense?
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- Defense.
- Really?
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You're allowed to use
your hands on defense.
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It gives you a better chance
to grope somebody.
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This is exactly what
we're looking for.
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You were right about him,
Barbara Jane.
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I know.
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How about spooks and spics?
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Oh, no. No. I...
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I think the reading public's
bored with that by now.
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Orgies?
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Within the bounds of good taste.
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What kind of orgies?
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What kind of orgies do you want?
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We got your post game orgies,
your pregame orgies.
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You mean before a game?
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Sure. That's how we get so loose.
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How do you think we beat Baltimore
the other night?
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Nothing like an orgy
to loosen you up.
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Now you take old shake there,
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he's just about all orgied out.
Aren't you, shake?
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- No question about it.
- No question about it.
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And Barbara Jane,
she just loves them.
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- You shut up.
- She never missed one yet.
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What about your fish costume?
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Okay, fellas. Okay.
I know when I'm being put on.
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I know what you thinkin',
a man like me, an intellectual.
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I'm sure when you divide up,
you put jocks on one side
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and everybody else on the other.
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Well, let me tell you something...
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Intellectuals are the jocks of the mind.
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The life of the intellect
is just as tough as the life of the body.
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You have to be just as mean with
an idea as you do with a football.
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You love football? Great.
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I love words, books, ideas.
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And I know that
a well-turned phrase
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is just as valuable,
just as beautiful
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and just as important
as a well-thrown pass.
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Well...
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I think I owe you an apology.
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We just got off on the wrong foot,
that's all.
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You are wrong about one thing, though.
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We don't love football that much.
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You don't?
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We just like taking showers with niggers.
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Would you just drop him
on over to the racket club?
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- Thank you.
- Don't you think he's gettin' better?
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A year ago, he would
have insulted that man.
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I mean, you won't
be in football forever.
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You ought to take advantage of it now.
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What the hell did you do
to that guy on the plane?
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Join the mile high club?
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You know what you are?
You're deliberately perverse.
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- Is that good?
- No.
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I mean, gene autry...
Who listens to gene autry?
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- I listen to gene autry.
- You're also retarded.
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- That's my girl.
- Where's the bearskin rug?
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- T.j. Lambert's got it.
- He had it.
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- Had it?
- Right.
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Came in here the other night,
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there's this stewardess
lying there on the rug,
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he just rolled her up
like a burrito and took off with her.
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I heard he ate the rug, too.
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I guess I'm home.
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- Welcome back.
- Would you quit acting like a landlady?
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I am the landlady.
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Well, in the immortal words
of gene autry,
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"if you don't care to love me,
I wish you'd leave me alone."
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A-19, b.C. Puckett here.
The one and only.
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Read them off, my darling.
Barbara Jean. Right.
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Ann la... hello?
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Ann laller...
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Is this all you've been eating?
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- Mary Alice...
- No, we eat spaghetti and stew.
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I know the kind of stew you eat.
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Tasty, but not nourishing.
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Well, leave her this message.
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Tell her I had a vasectomy,
and it's impossible.
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I see you guys
have cleaned up your act!
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Keepin' the garbage
out here on the terrace
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instead of throwing it out in the bay.
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Hey, leave that alone.
We've got a lady who comes in to clean.
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By the year?
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Just put that stuff in my room.
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I can't wait till she sees the bathroom.
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Are these the pictures
you took in Africa?
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Yeah.
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It's my African portfolio.
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You can just put it right up here
with my Greek portfolio.
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What kind of tree is this?
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That's not a tree.
That's a giraffe.
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See?
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He got behind the tree
before I got the camera focused.
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I didn't know you liked trees so much.
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I don't. I just...
I just take lousy pictures.
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Well, they're good
pictures of trees.
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Well, I wasn't taking
pictures of trees.
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I was taking pictures of animals.
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Well, you took
pictures of trees.
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Yeah, because I'm
a lousy photographer.
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No. Because you chose
to take pictures of trees.
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Shake, what is
going on with you?
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I'll tell you what's goin' on with him.
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He's found himself.
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I didn't know he was lost.
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You wanna play some
liar's poker for 20?
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00:11:32,932 --> 00:11:34,388
You can't afford to lose that much.
242
00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:35,681
I've been practicing.
243
00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:38,555
Oh, pair of fours.
244
00:11:38,854 --> 00:11:40,469
- Three eights.
- Four nines.
245
00:11:40,981 --> 00:11:43,814
You see, my intention
was not to take pictures of trees.
246
00:11:43,901 --> 00:11:46,004
- I mean, the reason that I went to...
- Reasons, bullshit.
247
00:11:46,028 --> 00:11:48,110
- Four 10s.
- Action is what counts.
248
00:11:48,531 --> 00:11:50,692
All the rest is theory. It's bullshit.
249
00:11:51,283 --> 00:11:54,195
The only reality is in the moment.
It's what you're doing that counts.
250
00:11:54,912 --> 00:11:56,640
Not what you think you've been doing
or hope you'll be doing.
251
00:11:56,664 --> 00:11:58,074
Do you wanna call my bluff?
252
00:11:58,165 --> 00:12:00,577
And the minute you start
talkin' about reasons,
253
00:12:01,043 --> 00:12:02,453
you start labeling,
254
00:12:02,545 --> 00:12:06,037
and labels are just screens between you
and what you're really doing.
255
00:12:06,465 --> 00:12:08,501
- Look.
- You understand what he said?
256
00:12:08,592 --> 00:12:10,632
Sure, it's clear as a bell.
You're labeling screens.
257
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,720
That's not what he said.
258
00:12:11,804 --> 00:12:12,919
That's not what you said?
259
00:12:13,097 --> 00:12:16,055
And you're still hung up with the pictures
you think you wanted to take.
260
00:12:16,142 --> 00:12:17,494
Yeah, you're hung up
on the pictures.
261
00:12:17,518 --> 00:12:18,974
I understood that.
262
00:12:19,061 --> 00:12:21,268
Good. Now, here we are.
Four 10s to you.
263
00:12:21,814 --> 00:12:23,679
I wanted to take pictures of animals!
264
00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:27,103
- These are great pictures.
- Of trees.
265
00:12:27,403 --> 00:12:28,939
These are great pictures of trees.
266
00:12:29,029 --> 00:12:30,690
Will you stay the fuck out of this, now?
267
00:12:30,781 --> 00:12:32,112
Sorry. Four 10s.
268
00:12:32,616 --> 00:12:33,480
Five nines.
269
00:12:33,576 --> 00:12:35,942
Why can't you just accept what you did?
270
00:12:36,245 --> 00:12:37,985
Well, actually I think you're bluffin'.
271
00:12:38,247 --> 00:12:40,033
Five nines is a lot.
272
00:12:40,249 --> 00:12:42,114
Don't you see?
I wanted to take pictures...
273
00:12:42,209 --> 00:12:45,042
Forget what you wanted to do.
Forget what you meant to do.
274
00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:47,399
And look at what you did.
Not what you think you didn't do.
275
00:12:47,423 --> 00:12:48,650
There's a million things
you didn't do.
276
00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:50,414
You didn't take any pictures
of studebakers.
277
00:12:51,886 --> 00:12:54,502
You're not bad at animals,
you're just real good at trees.
278
00:12:54,597 --> 00:12:56,241
I think I'll just have to
call your bluff, okay?
279
00:12:56,265 --> 00:12:57,265
Well, I mean...
280
00:12:59,185 --> 00:13:00,641
They're not bad.
I mean, for trees.
281
00:13:01,353 --> 00:13:03,218
They're beautiful.
282
00:13:03,314 --> 00:13:05,851
You found yourself? For real?
283
00:13:07,401 --> 00:13:08,561
Well, what's real?
284
00:13:08,736 --> 00:13:09,851
Shit.
285
00:13:12,031 --> 00:13:14,022
When you play my kind of game,
286
00:13:14,116 --> 00:13:16,107
you need more than just
a few hours protection,
287
00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:18,279
you need all day protection.
288
00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:20,032
And that's what mitchum brings you.
289
00:13:20,539 --> 00:13:21,949
24 hours a day.
290
00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,656
Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!
291
00:13:23,751 --> 00:13:24,831
Shh... cut!
292
00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:26,159
- Beautiful.
- Don't print that.
293
00:13:26,212 --> 00:13:27,564
- Don't worry, man.
- Listen, listen...
294
00:13:27,588 --> 00:13:29,078
I can shellac your armpits.
295
00:13:29,173 --> 00:13:30,484
Would you lower the sheet
on this one a little.
296
00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:32,444
Just get a little more
of what they're paying for, you know.
297
00:13:32,468 --> 00:13:33,468
- Huh?
- Down lower.
298
00:13:33,552 --> 00:13:34,587
Down lower.
299
00:13:34,678 --> 00:13:36,281
- Faster, faster.
- And take this off, will you?
300
00:13:36,305 --> 00:13:37,715
Farm workers can't afford mitchum.
301
00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:41,140
I'll hold it. There you go.
302
00:13:42,436 --> 00:13:44,347
He's a real bucket
of chuckles, isn't he?
303
00:13:44,438 --> 00:13:46,679
- You need one of these commercials.
- Need one of those!
304
00:13:46,774 --> 00:13:47,684
That's exactly right.
305
00:13:47,775 --> 00:13:49,857
I wish I had one of these
when I did my commercial.
306
00:13:49,985 --> 00:13:51,771
I ooks like we should...
307
00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:54,190
- Hello. How are you?
- Come here.
308
00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:56,112
Don't do that.
These people have work to do.
309
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,316
- Let me just se if I can check her...
- Behave!
310
00:13:58,410 --> 00:14:01,823
- Do I have to stop?
- What's the matter with you?
311
00:14:01,914 --> 00:14:03,450
Excuse me, I really am sorry.
312
00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:04,576
Get out of here!
313
00:14:06,627 --> 00:14:08,492
Hooper, let go of my leg!
314
00:14:08,921 --> 00:14:11,583
Let go of my leg!
315
00:14:11,674 --> 00:14:14,962
Yeah, let's do it
again right away, right away.
316
00:14:15,052 --> 00:14:16,792
Okay. Let's get
a rehearsal, now.
317
00:14:16,887 --> 00:14:19,128
Pooper, why don't
you get me a commercial like that?
318
00:14:19,223 --> 00:14:21,259
You're identified with
the wrong product.
319
00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:22,994
He's gonna be all right.
Once they start rollin'.
320
00:14:23,018 --> 00:14:24,428
If you don't fuck him up.
321
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,560
I'm tryin' to help him,
I'm the one with experience.
322
00:14:26,647 --> 00:14:28,558
You did one commercial,
Billy Clyde.
323
00:14:28,649 --> 00:14:29,980
Well, that's experience.
324
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:32,558
You call that experience?
For condoms?
325
00:14:32,736 --> 00:14:33,851
It was a good product.
326
00:14:34,947 --> 00:14:37,029
- "Come on, boys, stick it in."
- Stop.
327
00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:38,822
"It won't pinch.
It's paper thin."
328
00:14:38,993 --> 00:14:41,484
That is exactly what I'm talking about.
Do you understand?
329
00:14:43,205 --> 00:14:46,072
It wasn't even network,
it was cable.
330
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,576
Narrow minds,
narrow little minds.
331
00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:50,159
They wouldn't put it
on national television. It ain't my fault.
332
00:14:51,338 --> 00:14:53,124
Mitchum spot. Take three. Mark.
333
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:55,794
All right, now.
Relate to the bottle.
334
00:14:55,885 --> 00:14:58,718
All you care about
is fuckin' and football,
335
00:14:58,804 --> 00:15:00,635
- in that order.
- True.
336
00:15:00,723 --> 00:15:04,136
When you play my kind of game,
you need more than a mouthwash.
337
00:15:04,226 --> 00:15:05,704
- Cut. Cut it.
- You need a prefrontal lobotomy.
338
00:15:05,728 --> 00:15:06,843
Cut, cut. That's cute.
339
00:15:06,937 --> 00:15:09,082
You'd diddle an alligator
if somebody drained the pond.
340
00:15:09,106 --> 00:15:10,892
Don't have to drain the pond.
341
00:15:10,983 --> 00:15:13,623
I'm gonna put this one right here
and you relate to this one. Okay?
342
00:15:13,777 --> 00:15:15,608
Listen, I know this is no fun. I'm sorry.
343
00:15:15,696 --> 00:15:18,091
- I'm under a lot of pressure, too.
- No problem. No problem.
344
00:15:18,115 --> 00:15:19,835
You got your responsibility,
and I got mine.
345
00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:21,823
Thanks. And act like you smell good.
346
00:15:23,913 --> 00:15:25,403
Okay. Ready for rehearsal.
347
00:15:25,789 --> 00:15:27,199
Fuck warm mud if they held it.
348
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,156
- Shut up.
- And action!
349
00:15:29,251 --> 00:15:31,617
I haven't used a deodorant today.
350
00:15:31,712 --> 00:15:33,452
I may not again tomorrow,
351
00:15:34,715 --> 00:15:37,377
because I use mitchum,
the long-lasting...
352
00:15:37,468 --> 00:15:38,503
Cut! Cut!
353
00:15:38,594 --> 00:15:40,926
Shake, what are you doin"?
Shake, stop it. Stop it.
354
00:15:41,013 --> 00:15:43,299
Cut it! Call my ex... cut it!
355
00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:45,266
Mitchum.
356
00:15:45,309 --> 00:15:47,595
Now, you know I ain't
one of them old-fashioned parents.
357
00:15:47,686 --> 00:15:50,553
Your mama died. I read
every one of them books.
358
00:15:50,814 --> 00:15:52,850
You've been raised liberal, Barbara Jane.
359
00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:55,462
So it ain't just you gettin' married
all of them times...
360
00:15:55,486 --> 00:15:57,166
Twice, daddy.
I've just been married twice.
361
00:15:57,237 --> 00:15:59,853
Just how come you're the one
always payin' alimony?
362
00:16:00,532 --> 00:16:03,023
Well, I'm the one who wanted out.
It just seems fair.
363
00:16:03,118 --> 00:16:04,779
Oh, comes to money,
364
00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:07,077
stickin' it in the other
fella's gizzard, that's fair.
365
00:16:07,164 --> 00:16:08,324
- Daddy...
- And, and...
366
00:16:08,415 --> 00:16:10,622
You're gotta stop
living with Billy Clyde and shake.
367
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:12,745
What crazy notion
took you this time?
368
00:16:12,836 --> 00:16:14,292
We're in the playoffs now.
369
00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:16,541
We're in the spotlight of publicity.
370
00:16:16,632 --> 00:16:19,248
It don't look right,
my daughter livin' with two of my players.
371
00:16:20,844 --> 00:16:22,584
I'm not sleeping with them, daddy.
372
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:23,840
Well, that's what I mean.
373
00:16:25,182 --> 00:16:26,262
It ain't normal.
374
00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:29,766
You're a grown woman, Barbara Jane.
375
00:16:29,853 --> 00:16:32,413
How do you think it looks?
You livin' with them and not doin' it?
376
00:16:33,565 --> 00:16:35,125
Folks will think you all a passel of...
377
00:16:36,151 --> 00:16:39,143
I don't know...
Whatever they call 'em.
378
00:16:40,155 --> 00:16:41,361
Friends.
379
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:44,523
It's goddamn unnatural.
380
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,206
Alvin!
381
00:16:54,753 --> 00:16:56,789
Way to go! Way to go! Yes, sir?
382
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,087
Alvin, I got a new play,
here I want you to put in.
383
00:16:59,174 --> 00:17:00,819
- You...
- Come to me in the middle of the night.
384
00:17:00,843 --> 00:17:02,049
- A new play, sir?
- Yeah.
385
00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:06,465
- Right now, sir?
- Sure.
386
00:17:10,978 --> 00:17:12,514
Think I could have been adopted?
387
00:17:14,982 --> 00:17:17,143
Maybe I was switched in my crib
at the hospital.
388
00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:21,112
You let your hair grow.
389
00:17:23,365 --> 00:17:24,980
You let your hair grow.
390
00:17:25,075 --> 00:17:26,736
Oh, yeah. You did, too.
391
00:17:27,327 --> 00:17:28,487
I like it.
392
00:17:30,414 --> 00:17:31,824
Go for this one.
393
00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:38,248
- You still throw like a girl.
- You caught it.
394
00:17:40,174 --> 00:17:42,085
I'm catchin' almost everythin' now.
395
00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:48,136
- Oh, man.
- Well, you always did.
396
00:17:48,307 --> 00:17:51,219
No. There was a time,
back in the first part of the season,
397
00:17:51,518 --> 00:17:54,260
I was droppin' everything.
Got real serious.
398
00:17:54,646 --> 00:17:56,762
- Then I went to beat.
- Went to beat who?
399
00:17:58,442 --> 00:18:00,353
Bismark energy attack training.
400
00:18:00,444 --> 00:18:01,559
I read about that.
401
00:18:01,653 --> 00:18:03,173
It helps you get your head together...
402
00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:06,400
Teaches you to live in the present.
403
00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:10,071
Friedrich's a hell of a teacher.
404
00:18:10,579 --> 00:18:11,443
Friedrich?
405
00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:13,119
Friedrich bismark, he founded it.
406
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:15,743
He's somethin' else.
407
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:16,949
What else?
408
00:18:17,086 --> 00:18:18,166
I don't know.
409
00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:20,459
It's hard to describe.
410
00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:22,965
He just knows.
411
00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,050
Knows what?
412
00:18:24,384 --> 00:18:25,419
He knows.
413
00:18:25,636 --> 00:18:26,967
What?
414
00:18:27,262 --> 00:18:30,129
You know, there's lots of people
gettin' into stuff like beat now,
415
00:18:30,516 --> 00:18:32,006
and not just fucked-up people.
416
00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,925
Like movie actors and rock stars.
417
00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:36,931
People like...
418
00:18:37,022 --> 00:18:40,264
What's his name? John Denver,
Valerie Harper, Joe namath.
419
00:18:40,984 --> 00:18:42,144
Makes you feel better?
420
00:18:45,781 --> 00:18:47,112
You've got gray in it.
421
00:18:51,203 --> 00:18:53,660
What's that goddamn commie
doin' out of uniform?
422
00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:56,576
Where do you think you are, boy?
423
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,790
You think you're just over here
for detente?
424
00:18:59,378 --> 00:19:00,743
All right, boys, that's it!
425
00:19:00,921 --> 00:19:03,003
This here is practice!
426
00:19:03,257 --> 00:19:06,966
You on this team, you practice
like every other son of a bitch.
427
00:19:25,779 --> 00:19:27,315
Hell of a kick.
428
00:19:29,575 --> 00:19:31,111
- Howdy?
- Okay.
429
00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:32,929
Okay, where y'all wanna
go feed tonight?
430
00:19:32,953 --> 00:19:35,056
You wanna go to that new
French restaurant over on key biscayne?
431
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,571
I'm takin' her to a consciousness seminar.
432
00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:39,118
To do what?
433
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,496
What the hell you wanna
go to that for?
434
00:19:41,587 --> 00:19:43,999
If it helps,
I wanna know what it's about.
435
00:19:44,089 --> 00:19:46,330
I'll tell you what it's about.
It's about 48 hours long.
436
00:19:46,425 --> 00:19:48,416
They won't let you
take a piss for the first 12.
437
00:19:49,094 --> 00:19:52,086
We do worry about each other.
Don't we, Billy Clyde?
438
00:19:52,347 --> 00:19:53,883
We'll see you later.
439
00:20:02,024 --> 00:20:04,891
- You fellas mind if I come in here?
- Slide right in here, darling.
440
00:20:07,237 --> 00:20:09,444
Hello. Hello. Hello.
441
00:20:09,907 --> 00:20:12,547
- Come here, you little rascal.
- I brought you a little somethin'.
442
00:20:15,162 --> 00:20:16,777
I've just been waiting for you.
443
00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:21,248
Excuse me.
444
00:20:21,543 --> 00:20:23,408
Fasten your seat belt, please.
445
00:20:24,588 --> 00:20:27,045
Your seat belt. Fasten it.
446
00:20:27,257 --> 00:20:28,667
You got anything cool in there?
447
00:20:29,468 --> 00:20:31,083
Hey, are you okay?
448
00:20:31,178 --> 00:20:32,509
I'll be okay. I'm just...
449
00:20:32,596 --> 00:20:34,449
I'm one of those white-knuckle flyers,
you know.
450
00:20:34,473 --> 00:20:37,010
I just fall apart like a $2 suit
on a tickle.
451
00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:38,286
Can I get you a drink, sir?
452
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:40,596
Ever since my helicopter
went down in Vietnam,
453
00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:41,767
I've been like that.
454
00:20:41,855 --> 00:20:43,061
Your helicopter went down?
455
00:20:43,148 --> 00:20:45,514
Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it, though.
I'll be...
456
00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:48,688
Sorry, I'll be all right.
I'll be okay. Just... listen.
457
00:20:49,571 --> 00:20:53,063
Would it be all right...
I know it's really an imposition...
458
00:20:53,575 --> 00:20:55,386
Would it be all right,
if I went back there in the back
459
00:20:55,410 --> 00:20:56,775
and sat with you
when we take off?
460
00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:59,486
'Cause I need somebody to talk to.
They won't talk to me.
461
00:20:59,623 --> 00:21:00,808
- In the back?
- I know you're not allowed,
462
00:21:00,832 --> 00:21:02,727
- but you can break the rules.
- 1 can't. I'll be fired.
463
00:21:02,751 --> 00:21:03,991
Thank you very much.
464
00:21:04,586 --> 00:21:07,544
This would look very good if
we weren't going to such a cold climate.
465
00:21:07,631 --> 00:21:09,371
I'm more nervous
than you. My god.
466
00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:11,168
Oh, boy.
467
00:21:19,059 --> 00:21:21,220
905... 903.
468
00:21:21,478 --> 00:21:23,719
We're right next door
to each other, darling.
469
00:21:23,814 --> 00:21:25,574
Sure you don't wanna
bring some more luggage?
470
00:21:25,649 --> 00:21:27,310
You're gonna be here
over 24 hours.
471
00:21:48,213 --> 00:21:50,750
Why, Barbara Jane bookman,
as I live and breathe.
472
00:21:51,091 --> 00:21:54,549
Why, Marvin tiller, whatever are you doing
in this fancy hotel?
473
00:21:57,597 --> 00:22:02,261
What are you doing
the rest of your life?
474
00:22:02,352 --> 00:22:06,265
North and south and east
and west of your life
475
00:22:06,356 --> 00:22:08,347
I have only one request
476
00:22:08,442 --> 00:22:10,162
I'm gonna have another drink.
How about you?
477
00:22:10,402 --> 00:22:12,313
Oh, I think I'm gonna go to bed.
478
00:22:13,363 --> 00:22:14,694
It's the shank of the evening.
479
00:22:14,781 --> 00:22:16,772
I know. But I've got a big game
to watch tomorrow.
480
00:22:17,951 --> 00:22:20,237
Think I'll stack up a few zs myself.
481
00:22:20,329 --> 00:22:21,910
It ain't even curfew.
482
00:22:21,997 --> 00:22:23,391
You're a captain.
You can take care of yourself.
483
00:22:23,415 --> 00:22:24,415
Good night.
484
00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:27,453
I'll get the...
I'll get the check.
485
00:22:27,919 --> 00:22:29,750
Billy Clyde! Billy Clyde!
486
00:22:30,047 --> 00:22:31,082
Come here, man.
487
00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:35,044
I want you to meet one of your admirers
from the gridiron.
488
00:22:37,346 --> 00:22:39,712
Billy Clyde Puckett,
earlene ever-ready.
489
00:22:39,890 --> 00:22:41,300
Her battery never runs out.
490
00:22:41,391 --> 00:22:43,222
Earlene's lookin' for
a little bit of action.
491
00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:45,096
She ain't gonna find it here.
492
00:22:46,188 --> 00:22:49,021
I thought you football players
were supposed to be manly.
493
00:22:50,192 --> 00:22:52,478
Look at him just sittin' there.
494
00:22:52,569 --> 00:22:55,231
He's big, but he ain't manly.
495
00:23:04,998 --> 00:23:07,705
You don't come near me
till you brush your teeth!
496
00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:09,662
Come on, kids. How about that?
497
00:23:11,505 --> 00:23:13,791
Oh, you do have a tiny ass.
498
00:23:13,882 --> 00:23:17,374
I mean, your ass is tiny!
499
00:23:17,469 --> 00:23:19,155
- Did you ever see such a tiny ass?
- Tiny ass!
500
00:23:19,179 --> 00:23:20,544
It can fit in my hand.
501
00:23:23,558 --> 00:23:26,425
Oh, earlene, you darling, you.
502
00:23:26,853 --> 00:23:29,219
I really would like to,
earlene. I really would.
503
00:23:29,564 --> 00:23:30,895
I'm just gonna have to tell you.
504
00:23:31,108 --> 00:23:33,520
You see, I'm afraid once
you and I got started,
505
00:23:33,777 --> 00:23:36,393
I'm liable to fall in there
and be gone for days.
506
00:23:39,116 --> 00:23:40,356
Beautiful, baby!
507
00:23:42,244 --> 00:23:43,609
Hey, you lost!
508
00:24:03,265 --> 00:24:04,471
Bj?
509
00:24:05,851 --> 00:24:07,731
Leave the key in the door
for me or the janitor?
510
00:24:10,397 --> 00:24:11,512
Bj?
511
00:24:24,578 --> 00:24:26,114
And why not?
512
00:24:26,204 --> 00:24:27,990
Because we got a game to play, man.
513
00:24:28,081 --> 00:24:29,851
I know you ain't played
in the last three games.
514
00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:31,411
They roll the sidewalks up early.
515
00:24:31,501 --> 00:24:32,786
Come on. Get up, man.
516
00:24:37,883 --> 00:24:39,214
I'll sleep on the roof.
517
00:24:39,301 --> 00:24:42,134
I ain't gonna sleep here.
But I'll tell you what you gonna do.
518
00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:43,990
Come on, man. I don't know about you,
but it's getting late.
519
00:24:44,014 --> 00:24:45,345
We've got a game
to play tomorrow.
520
00:24:45,432 --> 00:24:48,765
You cannot sit here
drinkin' all night.
521
00:24:52,105 --> 00:24:53,720
- Hi, guys.
- What do you say, bc?
522
00:24:54,566 --> 00:24:56,181
- Couldn't sleep.
- Oh, yeah.
523
00:24:56,318 --> 00:24:58,400
Thought I'd have a couple beers.
It might help.
524
00:24:58,487 --> 00:24:59,797
- Couple of beers might help.
- Yeah.
525
00:24:59,821 --> 00:25:01,632
Why don't you come up to the room with us
and have a couple of beers.
526
00:25:01,656 --> 00:25:03,396
I don't wanna drink in the room.
527
00:25:09,581 --> 00:25:11,162
You don't give up, do you?
528
00:25:11,249 --> 00:25:12,989
You wouldn't like me if I did.
529
00:25:41,530 --> 00:25:42,690
Buy you a drink?
530
00:25:43,782 --> 00:25:45,318
Thanks for nothin'. I got a drink.
531
00:25:47,410 --> 00:25:48,775
I'll buy you another drink.
532
00:25:49,204 --> 00:25:50,865
Can we have two more
of the same here?
533
00:25:50,956 --> 00:25:53,368
Sure thing, but it's about 10 minutes
till we close up.
534
00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:57,830
See, the thing is, you don't understand
about football players,
535
00:25:58,213 --> 00:26:00,124
especially the night before the big game.
536
00:26:01,091 --> 00:26:02,547
I understand plenty.
537
00:26:04,094 --> 00:26:05,755
See, they take it out on everybody.
538
00:26:05,845 --> 00:26:09,679
I mean, they make other people,
like the opposing team,
539
00:26:09,766 --> 00:26:13,099
and they're usually a little bit scared
of the opposing team,
540
00:26:13,186 --> 00:26:17,771
so they try to make people
the opposite of what they are.
541
00:26:18,858 --> 00:26:20,644
What are you talkin' about?
542
00:26:20,819 --> 00:26:24,437
Well, you see,
the other team's usually big and strong,
543
00:26:25,073 --> 00:26:28,531
so what we do is we make them
weak and small in our head.
544
00:26:29,744 --> 00:26:31,780
Make them the opposite of what they are,
545
00:26:32,956 --> 00:26:36,369
and then it seems to be all right.
546
00:26:39,170 --> 00:26:41,912
- What's that got to do...
- That's what I did with you.
547
00:26:42,632 --> 00:26:45,795
I mean, you're big...
Big and sexy,
548
00:26:46,928 --> 00:26:48,338
sexy and big.
549
00:26:49,264 --> 00:26:52,381
So what I did was
I made you the opposite of that.
550
00:26:52,601 --> 00:26:57,140
I changed you around,
like I would the opposing team.
551
00:27:00,984 --> 00:27:02,190
Is that what you did?
552
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,320
You know what?
553
00:27:06,323 --> 00:27:07,529
Big women turn me on.
554
00:27:10,327 --> 00:27:11,942
I mean, it isn't just a physical thing.
555
00:27:15,290 --> 00:27:16,530
I mean, big women
556
00:27:17,959 --> 00:27:19,449
have big feelings.
557
00:27:20,086 --> 00:27:24,079
As opposed to little women
who have small feelings.
558
00:27:27,385 --> 00:27:29,967
There's nothin' sexier in the world
559
00:27:30,430 --> 00:27:32,421
than a woman who knows
she's a real woman.
560
00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:41,642
What are you lookin' for?
561
00:27:41,816 --> 00:27:42,896
Nothing.
562
00:27:44,152 --> 00:27:45,187
Where is your room?
563
00:27:45,403 --> 00:27:46,859
Right down at the end of the hall.
564
00:27:47,405 --> 00:27:49,862
- Down at the end of the hall?
- Yep.
565
00:27:49,949 --> 00:27:51,314
You got the whole team in there?
566
00:27:51,409 --> 00:27:52,649
Come on.
567
00:27:53,203 --> 00:27:54,818
This is some kind of setup. I...
568
00:27:56,498 --> 00:27:57,863
I really got to go, I think.
569
00:27:59,793 --> 00:28:01,078
I tell you what.
570
00:28:01,169 --> 00:28:04,161
If you don't wanna do nothing,
we won't do nothin', okay?
571
00:28:04,798 --> 00:28:05,833
Okay.
572
00:28:17,310 --> 00:28:18,720
Nobody in the bathroom.
573
00:28:19,896 --> 00:28:21,306
Nobody under the bed.
574
00:28:24,901 --> 00:28:26,391
No football players anywhere.
575
00:28:29,781 --> 00:28:31,112
Are you kinky?
576
00:28:31,282 --> 00:28:32,442
Those ain't mine.
577
00:28:32,826 --> 00:28:34,032
Those are Barbara Jane's.
578
00:28:35,912 --> 00:28:36,822
See, I ex...
579
00:28:36,913 --> 00:28:40,701
Exchanged rooms with a friend of mine.
580
00:28:41,835 --> 00:28:42,870
Okay?
581
00:28:51,761 --> 00:28:52,841
Come here.
582
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:54,886
You're laughin'.
583
00:28:55,014 --> 00:28:56,299
I ain't laughin. I'm smilin...
584
00:28:57,517 --> 00:28:59,633
Are you sure this isn't
some kind of a...
585
00:29:01,563 --> 00:29:04,270
I mean, you know,
you're gonna go tell the guys.
586
00:29:04,899 --> 00:29:09,438
L, I just smile all the time
when I feel good.
587
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,487
I'm like a cheshire cat.
When I feel good, I just smile.
588
00:29:13,199 --> 00:29:14,780
You must feel good.
589
00:29:16,745 --> 00:29:17,985
Well...
590
00:29:22,417 --> 00:29:24,829
Don't you wanna
turn off the light?
591
00:29:26,004 --> 00:29:28,211
Why? We ain't got nothin' to hide.
592
00:29:31,468 --> 00:29:32,468
Turn off the light.
593
00:30:11,633 --> 00:30:13,339
- Kill him!
- Break his ass!
594
00:31:24,289 --> 00:31:25,574
Okay, boys!
595
00:31:26,499 --> 00:31:27,705
Supper's ready!
596
00:31:28,376 --> 00:31:30,037
Billy Clyde, food's on!
597
00:31:31,212 --> 00:31:32,212
Shake?
598
00:31:36,593 --> 00:31:38,208
That doesn't look very comfortable.
599
00:31:53,526 --> 00:31:55,437
Christ! Don't stop now!
600
00:31:55,528 --> 00:31:57,393
Come on, buddy.
Get it while it's hot.
601
00:31:57,780 --> 00:31:58,940
It is hot.
602
00:31:59,699 --> 00:32:01,189
Supper's ready, Billy Clyde.
603
00:32:01,993 --> 00:32:03,529
You go ahead and eat.
I ain't hungry.
604
00:32:04,370 --> 00:32:05,906
What's the matter?
You feelin' poorly?
605
00:32:06,289 --> 00:32:07,574
No. I feel fine.
606
00:32:09,584 --> 00:32:12,701
Now, last time you weren't hungry was
in 10th grade when you had the measles.
607
00:32:13,630 --> 00:32:16,167
No, I never felt better,
I've just got work to do, that's all.
608
00:32:16,424 --> 00:32:17,630
What kind of work?
609
00:32:21,554 --> 00:32:22,634
I'm writin' a book.
610
00:32:24,766 --> 00:32:26,722
Are you sure you feel all right?
611
00:32:27,936 --> 00:32:29,051
I'll eat something later.
612
00:32:32,774 --> 00:32:34,230
Now, how come you changed your mind?
613
00:32:34,317 --> 00:32:35,932
You were right about one thing.
614
00:32:37,153 --> 00:32:38,563
There comes a point in a man's life
615
00:32:38,655 --> 00:32:41,863
when he's got to think of something
other than fuckin' and football.
616
00:32:41,950 --> 00:32:44,316
I don't think you've
reached that time, Billy Clyde.
617
00:32:44,410 --> 00:32:46,116
Supper's gettin' cold.
618
00:32:46,204 --> 00:32:48,164
You know what?
He says he's gonna write that book.
619
00:32:48,247 --> 00:32:49,111
Terrific.
620
00:32:49,207 --> 00:32:50,868
- You don't believe him.
- Do you?
621
00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:57,666
How about if I have
hooper put out a press release?
622
00:32:58,091 --> 00:32:59,171
Fine.
623
00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:00,736
Just so it isn't anything embarrassin',
624
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,967
you know I ain't no
nobel prize winner or anything.
625
00:33:03,054 --> 00:33:04,840
You know what we could do? I mean...
626
00:33:05,306 --> 00:33:06,887
You write this book.
627
00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:10,467
Well, then I could write up a contract,
you know, and tie the advances to games.
628
00:33:10,561 --> 00:33:13,143
So we could get so much
if we beat Denver this week,
629
00:33:13,231 --> 00:33:15,222
and we'd get a lot more
if we win the super bowl.
630
00:33:15,316 --> 00:33:17,523
Now, that is worth a movie sale.
631
00:33:17,610 --> 00:33:20,773
You'll be semi-rich
and go on talk shows with movie stars.
632
00:33:21,489 --> 00:33:23,070
Well, I ain't doin' this for the money.
633
00:33:23,616 --> 00:33:25,106
See, I'm writin' this book from here,
634
00:33:25,994 --> 00:33:27,700
which is where real books come from.
635
00:33:29,914 --> 00:33:31,199
Save you some supper.
636
00:33:38,631 --> 00:33:41,839
Keep on dancin'. They're still payin'
old gene for that song.
637
00:33:41,926 --> 00:33:43,757
Hey, Charlie, where
did you find this?
638
00:33:43,845 --> 00:33:45,364
I'm glad you're down here where it's warm,
639
00:33:45,388 --> 00:33:47,188
they're freezin' to death
back in the big "d."
640
00:33:49,517 --> 00:33:51,678
- What do you think?
- Pure dirty leg.
641
00:33:52,437 --> 00:33:53,597
I ower.
642
00:33:53,896 --> 00:33:56,103
Lower than a five?
What do you think, bj?
643
00:33:58,818 --> 00:34:00,683
Great. She's a head-cold all the way.
644
00:34:01,612 --> 00:34:02,772
There's a seven.
645
00:34:02,864 --> 00:34:04,650
- The one in red?
- Yeah.
646
00:34:04,741 --> 00:34:06,356
Yeah, she looks about semi-rich.
647
00:34:07,785 --> 00:34:08,900
Whoa, son!
648
00:34:10,204 --> 00:34:12,115
There's some woman,
might be a nine.
649
00:34:12,331 --> 00:34:13,571
Where's a nine?
650
00:34:14,709 --> 00:34:16,040
You're the only nine I know.
651
00:34:16,127 --> 00:34:17,537
- Eight and a half.
- I'ma 10.
652
00:34:17,879 --> 00:34:19,085
Ain't no such thing as a 10.
653
00:34:19,172 --> 00:34:20,628
Are you gonna start that shit again?
654
00:34:20,882 --> 00:34:23,419
You're close, honey,
but you ain't no 10.
655
00:34:23,509 --> 00:34:24,509
I damn sure am.
656
00:34:24,594 --> 00:34:26,459
There ain't no such thing
in the world as a 10.
657
00:34:26,554 --> 00:34:28,590
And you thought
Emily kirkland was a 10.
658
00:34:28,681 --> 00:34:31,343
No, I thought Emily kirkland
and her sister together were a 10.
659
00:34:35,271 --> 00:34:37,057
It's a question of responsibility, Roger.
660
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,682
If you can't get the ballrooms open
an hour before the training begins,
661
00:34:40,777 --> 00:34:44,395
well, then maybe you could suggest someone
to resume that responsibility.
662
00:34:45,114 --> 00:34:46,229
Okay, Roger?
663
00:34:57,794 --> 00:34:59,705
- Shake!
- Friedrich.
664
00:34:59,796 --> 00:35:01,912
Barbara Jane bookman,
this is friedrich bismark.
665
00:35:02,006 --> 00:35:03,337
I'll get back to you.
666
00:35:04,258 --> 00:35:05,668
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
667
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,466
It's really nice to meet you.
668
00:35:07,595 --> 00:35:10,052
That was a great game in green bay.
How did you do that?
669
00:35:10,139 --> 00:35:11,254
I just did it.
670
00:35:11,349 --> 00:35:13,010
You just do or you don't, right?
671
00:35:13,101 --> 00:35:14,261
Get that, Andrew.
672
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,346
I've been telling Barbara Jane about beat.
673
00:35:16,562 --> 00:35:18,518
Well, I hope you're not
looking for any answers.
674
00:35:18,981 --> 00:35:21,063
Oh, I don't even know
the questions.
675
00:35:21,150 --> 00:35:24,142
There aren't any questions.
That's why there aren't any answers.
676
00:35:24,362 --> 00:35:26,318
Wow! Look at that Turkey! Whoo!
677
00:35:31,994 --> 00:35:34,485
What the fuck do you
think you're doing?
678
00:35:38,543 --> 00:35:41,626
T.j., you pull that girl back, you hear?
We got a big game Sunday.
679
00:35:41,796 --> 00:35:43,627
- Hooper!
- Mr. bookman.
680
00:35:43,714 --> 00:35:45,067
Ain't I got a helicopter
around here somewhere?
681
00:35:45,091 --> 00:35:46,693
- Yes, sir. Right over there.
- Maybe we can hook on to her
682
00:35:46,717 --> 00:35:49,459
- and reel her back in that way.
- She's not a fish, daddy. Hooper,
683
00:35:49,554 --> 00:35:51,198
would you go in the house
and get a mattress?
684
00:35:51,222 --> 00:35:53,053
- The beds are all made.
- Damn, t.J.
685
00:35:53,141 --> 00:35:54,677
Just ain't got the Christmas spirit.
686
00:35:56,602 --> 00:35:58,684
Quick! Play something!
687
00:36:05,027 --> 00:36:06,767
You're not going
to lift a finger, are you?
688
00:36:06,863 --> 00:36:08,882
You're just going to stand there
and not do a goddamn thing?
689
00:36:08,906 --> 00:36:11,135
Well, you didn't see it.
You see, I sent shake up there to help.
690
00:36:11,159 --> 00:36:13,696
No! You big Turkey!
691
00:36:13,995 --> 00:36:15,531
Let me down!
692
00:36:17,165 --> 00:36:19,872
No! No! No!
Don't, don't let me down!
693
00:36:19,959 --> 00:36:21,290
Bring me up!
694
00:36:21,377 --> 00:36:23,288
What you gonna do with her, t.J.?
695
00:36:23,379 --> 00:36:25,244
- Oh! No!
- I don't know.
696
00:36:25,339 --> 00:36:26,954
Well, you sure taught her a lesson.
697
00:36:27,049 --> 00:36:28,459
Yeah.
698
00:36:28,551 --> 00:36:30,132
Why don't you just
bring her on back up?
699
00:36:30,219 --> 00:36:31,755
No, no.
700
00:36:31,846 --> 00:36:33,552
No, she'll scratch and bite me.
701
00:36:33,639 --> 00:36:35,254
I won't! I won't!
702
00:36:35,349 --> 00:36:36,964
Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.
703
00:36:37,059 --> 00:36:38,619
I guess you better just drop her, then.
704
00:36:38,644 --> 00:36:40,976
Yeah? You think so, huh?
705
00:36:41,063 --> 00:36:42,178
What do you want to do?
706
00:36:45,234 --> 00:36:46,440
I don't know.
707
00:36:48,154 --> 00:36:49,485
If I drop her,
708
00:36:50,656 --> 00:36:52,112
folks are going to be mad at me.
709
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,200
No!
710
00:36:53,284 --> 00:36:54,649
But if I pull her back,
711
00:36:55,995 --> 00:36:57,155
they're going to laugh at me.
712
00:36:59,749 --> 00:37:01,660
I don't like people laughing at me, shake.
713
00:37:02,126 --> 00:37:03,241
Screw 'em.
714
00:37:03,669 --> 00:37:05,955
Let's find out what you really want to do,
715
00:37:06,047 --> 00:37:07,628
then you just go ahead and do it.
716
00:37:07,715 --> 00:37:08,875
Even droppin' her?
717
00:37:08,966 --> 00:37:10,331
Whatever you choose, man.
718
00:37:10,426 --> 00:37:11,546
As long as it's your choice,
719
00:37:11,594 --> 00:37:13,835
it's going to be right, t.J.,
'cause you're perfect.
720
00:37:16,474 --> 00:37:18,055
You really think I'm perfect?
721
00:37:18,142 --> 00:37:19,507
Hell, I know you're perfect.
722
00:37:20,478 --> 00:37:21,968
No matter what I do?
723
00:37:22,188 --> 00:37:23,428
No matter what.
724
00:37:27,485 --> 00:37:29,726
Come on up here, you noisy thing.
725
00:37:30,821 --> 00:37:32,027
Hang on.
726
00:37:35,618 --> 00:37:37,074
Un-fucking-believable.
727
00:37:38,162 --> 00:37:41,780
Well, I sent shake up there to help,
you know.
728
00:37:44,418 --> 00:37:46,534
The way he did it, he was so...
729
00:37:46,629 --> 00:37:48,189
God, he was so positive. It was like...
730
00:37:48,214 --> 00:37:49,249
Yeah.
731
00:37:49,507 --> 00:37:50,901
He really knew what he was doing.
He was amazing.
732
00:37:50,925 --> 00:37:53,041
Well, I got to get back
to writing my book.
733
00:37:53,928 --> 00:37:57,136
A writer can't be partying around
like this. You know what I mean?
734
00:37:57,390 --> 00:38:00,350
- I never saw anything like it.
- A writer has to be dedicated to his work.
735
00:38:00,768 --> 00:38:01,848
Write a lot.
736
00:38:05,314 --> 00:38:08,181
Hey, senor!
Get through with that shit
737
00:38:08,276 --> 00:38:10,642
and give these people
something they can dance to.
738
00:38:10,778 --> 00:38:12,518
Now, come on, folks.
This is still a party.
739
00:38:12,613 --> 00:38:14,899
And it's going to
be a party till the sun goes down!
740
00:38:14,991 --> 00:38:16,447
That's more like it!
741
00:38:20,454 --> 00:38:21,454
Shake.
742
00:38:22,164 --> 00:38:23,324
That was magnificent.
743
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,740
Now, I really mean it.
744
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,536
I'd like you to consider becoming
a beat trainer for me someday.
745
00:38:32,341 --> 00:38:34,923
When you're finished with football,
of course.
746
00:38:38,264 --> 00:38:40,175
Have you seen Billy Clyde?
747
00:38:40,266 --> 00:38:41,802
Going to the house, last I seen him.
748
00:38:42,476 --> 00:38:44,137
Put that beard back on.
749
00:38:44,228 --> 00:38:45,843
Hey, man, I keep
swallowing hair.
750
00:38:45,938 --> 00:38:47,269
Santa claus wears a beard.
751
00:38:47,356 --> 00:38:48,846
Uh-huh, yeah, when he in action.
752
00:38:49,108 --> 00:38:51,420
Right now, Santa claus eating ribs
and when Santa claus eatin' ribs,
753
00:38:51,444 --> 00:38:52,684
he don't wear no beard.
754
00:38:52,778 --> 00:38:54,818
That's what you gotta learn
about Santa claus, baby.
755
00:39:05,541 --> 00:39:07,702
Excuse me. Have you seen Billy Clyde?
756
00:39:10,379 --> 00:39:11,994
Try the second door on the left, there.
757
00:39:21,682 --> 00:39:22,797
Try another one.
758
00:39:22,892 --> 00:39:24,848
Billy Clyde, I want to talk to you.
759
00:39:25,811 --> 00:39:28,143
Didn't anyone ever
tell you that a writer needs privacy?
760
00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:32,647
Are you writing what
just happened with t.J.?
761
00:39:33,527 --> 00:39:35,518
It certainly was a colorful incident,
wasn't it?
762
00:39:36,030 --> 00:39:37,486
- Is he doing it again?
- No.
763
00:39:39,241 --> 00:39:41,072
You know it's not exactly
764
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,276
the image of the team
we'd like to present.
765
00:39:43,871 --> 00:39:45,987
Well, I'm a team man all the way, pooper.
766
00:39:46,415 --> 00:39:49,999
Positive things, Billy Clyde,
that's what people want to read about.
767
00:39:50,086 --> 00:39:51,667
Big Ed's life, for example.
768
00:39:51,837 --> 00:39:53,998
I sure don't intend to leave
big ed out of the book.
769
00:39:54,757 --> 00:39:56,497
Then we don't have to worry, do we?
770
00:39:57,802 --> 00:39:59,258
Nothing to worry about.
771
00:40:00,096 --> 00:40:03,259
I'm really glad we had this talk.
I really am.
772
00:40:03,349 --> 00:40:04,464
I am, too, Phillip.
773
00:40:08,562 --> 00:40:09,927
Phillip,
774
00:40:10,231 --> 00:40:11,346
you know where to find me.
775
00:40:20,241 --> 00:40:24,154
T.j. Was holding this girl upside down,
about 40 feet off the ground.
776
00:40:25,287 --> 00:40:27,869
Which t.J. Lambert has a habit of doing
777
00:40:28,207 --> 00:40:31,825
when young girls take unkindly
to the semi-unmentionable things
778
00:40:31,919 --> 00:40:33,784
that t.J. Lambert likes to do to them.
779
00:40:35,256 --> 00:40:36,996
Just shittin', shove it under the door.
780
00:40:37,508 --> 00:40:39,044
It's us, Billy Clyde.
781
00:40:39,135 --> 00:40:41,421
Damn. Good thing
I'm just writing a book.
782
00:40:43,764 --> 00:40:45,404
What happened?
What's the matter with her?
783
00:40:45,433 --> 00:40:46,923
She's happy.
784
00:40:47,017 --> 00:40:49,224
Happy? Why is she crying?
785
00:40:49,311 --> 00:40:51,051
I've never been happier.
786
00:40:51,147 --> 00:40:52,808
Last time you never were happier was...
787
00:40:53,899 --> 00:40:54,934
Fuck.
788
00:40:56,402 --> 00:40:57,482
No.
789
00:40:57,736 --> 00:40:58,851
Yeah.
790
00:41:00,030 --> 00:41:01,645
- You getting married?
- Yeah.
791
00:41:03,242 --> 00:41:04,402
To each other?
792
00:41:04,535 --> 00:41:05,775
Yeah.
793
00:41:05,995 --> 00:41:07,951
We wanted you to be first to know.
794
00:41:08,205 --> 00:41:09,205
Why?
795
00:41:09,874 --> 00:41:13,037
Because we love you
more than anyone else.
796
00:41:13,377 --> 00:41:14,958
But why are you getting married?
797
00:41:15,129 --> 00:41:16,494
She knock you up?
798
00:41:16,714 --> 00:41:18,545
Hey, we're in love, Billy Clyde.
799
00:41:18,632 --> 00:41:20,168
Yeah, but why are you getting married?
800
00:41:20,509 --> 00:41:21,749
I don't know.
801
00:41:22,094 --> 00:41:23,709
This time it's different.
802
00:41:24,388 --> 00:41:26,754
I know, I said that
the other times, too,
803
00:41:26,849 --> 00:41:28,965
but you've got to believe me.
804
00:41:30,644 --> 00:41:31,724
It's like...
805
00:41:32,855 --> 00:41:34,220
I don't know how to say it.
806
00:41:38,110 --> 00:41:39,190
It's like...
807
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,187
It's like shake's what I've been
waiting for all my life.
808
00:41:45,159 --> 00:41:47,115
And he's been there all the time.
809
00:41:49,121 --> 00:41:50,827
Just like you.
810
00:41:50,915 --> 00:41:53,622
We figured we'd do it
right after the super bowl game.
811
00:41:54,084 --> 00:41:55,870
We've got to get past Denver first.
812
00:41:56,086 --> 00:41:58,577
It'll give me a chance to take beat
before we're married.
813
00:41:58,672 --> 00:42:00,317
I thought all you had to do
was get a blood test.
814
00:42:00,341 --> 00:42:02,423
You know, we might even
get friedrich to marry us.
815
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,045
He's ordained, you know.
816
00:42:05,596 --> 00:42:06,802
Go shit in your hat!
817
00:42:07,932 --> 00:42:10,173
Big Ed's bio.
Thought it might be helpful.
818
00:42:13,103 --> 00:42:14,889
Hey, I want you
to be my best man.
819
00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:16,720
And I want you to give me away.
820
00:42:16,982 --> 00:42:18,472
You can't do both, can you?
821
00:42:19,527 --> 00:42:21,438
Well, big ed can give me away.
822
00:42:21,529 --> 00:42:22,894
He's used to it by now.
823
00:42:24,657 --> 00:42:26,318
I guess we'd better go tell him, huh?
824
00:42:30,913 --> 00:42:33,074
Be happy with me, Billy Clyde.
825
00:42:36,710 --> 00:42:38,430
It's still one for all
and all for one, huh?
826
00:42:44,552 --> 00:42:46,008
Semper fidelis.
827
00:43:12,913 --> 00:43:15,199
T.j. Lambert was born semi...
828
00:43:17,251 --> 00:43:18,366
Mean.
829
00:43:20,004 --> 00:43:21,004
Shit.
830
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:32,640
It's like...
831
00:43:32,725 --> 00:43:35,637
It's like shake's what
I've been waiting for all my life.
832
00:44:24,318 --> 00:44:26,354
Mr. bookman will be
with you in a minute.
833
00:44:49,510 --> 00:44:51,821
That son of a bitch calls again,
I don't want to talk to him.
834
00:44:51,845 --> 00:44:53,990
Tell him I just said, "if he don't honor
the deal, he can eat my shorts."
835
00:44:54,014 --> 00:44:55,049
Yes, sir.
836
00:44:55,349 --> 00:44:57,135
Goddamn country's
going to the dogs.
837
00:44:57,226 --> 00:44:58,887
Used to be,
a handshake was good enough.
838
00:44:59,853 --> 00:45:00,955
Billy Clyde, get on down here
839
00:45:00,979 --> 00:45:02,539
before I get a goddamn
crick in my neck.
840
00:45:03,857 --> 00:45:05,813
Time was, this country was pure.
841
00:45:06,527 --> 00:45:08,063
There was people
you could look up to.
842
00:45:09,196 --> 00:45:11,232
Lombardi, MacArthur,
843
00:45:12,908 --> 00:45:14,523
- j. Edgar hoover.
- Gene autry.
844
00:45:16,829 --> 00:45:18,535
I'm a hard man, Billy Clyde,
845
00:45:19,415 --> 00:45:22,498
but I listen to that man sing
"silver haired daddy of mine"
846
00:45:22,918 --> 00:45:24,624
and I ain't ashamed to confess,
847
00:45:24,878 --> 00:45:27,369
these old eyes just fill up and tear out.
848
00:45:27,464 --> 00:45:29,045
"A gold mine in the sky"
does it to me.
849
00:45:29,133 --> 00:45:30,339
Oh, yeah, god.
850
00:45:30,426 --> 00:45:32,667
Makes you understand
what's important in life.
851
00:45:33,804 --> 00:45:36,762
Billy Clyde, did you crawl
when you was a kid?
852
00:45:37,558 --> 00:45:39,423
I don't rightly remember,
big ed.
853
00:45:39,518 --> 00:45:40,849
Well, how about creepin'?
854
00:45:40,978 --> 00:45:42,658
Do you remember creepin'
before you walked?
855
00:45:43,689 --> 00:45:44,599
Not exactly.
856
00:45:44,690 --> 00:45:46,055
Well, that's what I thought.
857
00:45:46,608 --> 00:45:49,288
That's why you're gettin' pulled down
from behind on that end sweep.
858
00:45:49,361 --> 00:45:51,352
Your rear space ain't protected.
859
00:45:51,989 --> 00:45:53,650
I'm just off my feed a little bit.
860
00:45:53,741 --> 00:45:55,527
Oh, you've been that way all week.
861
00:45:55,951 --> 00:45:57,691
Now, before I took movagenics,
862
00:45:57,786 --> 00:45:59,305
I wouldn't have known
what it was, either.
863
00:45:59,329 --> 00:46:01,411
I'd have figured,
just like you, I was off my feed.
864
00:46:01,498 --> 00:46:03,079
Maybe slowed down a tad.
865
00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:05,704
I'm just as fast
as I ever was, big ed.
866
00:46:05,794 --> 00:46:09,582
It all comes back to,
"you didn't crawl and you didn't creep."
867
00:46:09,673 --> 00:46:11,413
You just took off and walked.
868
00:46:11,717 --> 00:46:14,279
And that's why you're having all this
here trouble now with your back space.
869
00:46:14,303 --> 00:46:18,342
Big ed. If you don't mind my asking,
what the fuck are you doing?
870
00:46:18,432 --> 00:46:20,013
It happened to me a while back.
871
00:46:20,184 --> 00:46:22,891
I started feeling slowed down, peaked.
872
00:46:23,228 --> 00:46:25,640
Almost got hoodwinked
myself on a couple of big deals.
873
00:46:25,731 --> 00:46:27,562
Well, thank the lord
I found movagenics.
874
00:46:28,108 --> 00:46:28,938
Who?
875
00:46:29,026 --> 00:46:31,438
This here, what I'm doing is movagenics,
Billy Clyde.
876
00:46:31,737 --> 00:46:33,497
It's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
877
00:46:34,907 --> 00:46:36,898
Well, it just looks like
you're crawling to me.
878
00:46:37,534 --> 00:46:38,740
No.
879
00:46:39,161 --> 00:46:41,573
This ain't crawlin".
This is creepin'.
880
00:46:42,623 --> 00:46:44,534
This is crawlin".
881
00:46:45,709 --> 00:46:48,075
- Yeah.
- Of course, I don't do it in public.
882
00:46:48,754 --> 00:46:50,790
The average run of people
wouldn't understand.
883
00:46:51,590 --> 00:46:52,955
Hey, Billy Clyde,
884
00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:57,760
you know old h.L. Hunt his self
creeped for six full years before he died?
885
00:46:58,639 --> 00:47:01,301
Big ed, I ain't in any kind of trouble.
886
00:47:02,518 --> 00:47:05,476
You're out of line with gravity,
Billy Clyde. That's your trouble.
887
00:47:06,063 --> 00:47:08,145
Now, a man gets borned,
888
00:47:08,315 --> 00:47:12,149
the natural way is to start crawlin'
and creepin' as soon as he can.
889
00:47:12,319 --> 00:47:15,402
That way he gets himself
back in line with gravity.
890
00:47:15,614 --> 00:47:18,526
Now, you get that settled,
you're ready to stand up and walk.
891
00:47:18,742 --> 00:47:21,028
Ready to move forward
with the safe knowledge
892
00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:22,905
that he's protected
on all sides,
893
00:47:23,247 --> 00:47:24,657
including the backside.
894
00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:27,497
You're without that knowledge,
Billy Clyde,
895
00:47:27,584 --> 00:47:30,291
you're sure as shit going
through life unprotected,
896
00:47:30,379 --> 00:47:33,041
unhappy, and unhelpful
to your team.
897
00:47:34,466 --> 00:47:36,923
You want me
to start creepin' or crawlin'?
898
00:47:37,135 --> 00:47:40,127
You ain't got the time.
Got a big game comin' up Sunday.
899
00:47:41,306 --> 00:47:45,470
Ain't nobody can creep or crawl hisself
into line with gravity before then.
900
00:47:46,186 --> 00:47:49,144
No. We got to go on
to emergency measures.
901
00:47:50,274 --> 00:47:51,354
How about humpin'?
902
00:47:53,110 --> 00:47:54,441
You are going to get pelfed.
903
00:47:58,198 --> 00:47:59,904
Not this Billy Clyde Puckett.
904
00:47:59,992 --> 00:48:02,632
- You don't even know what it is.
- I don't like the way it sounds.
905
00:48:03,328 --> 00:48:05,034
Well, Billy Clyde,
you can take your pick.
906
00:48:06,456 --> 00:48:09,539
You're going to get fined,
or you're going to get pelfed.
907
00:48:12,838 --> 00:48:14,123
I don't want to get pelfed.
908
00:48:14,965 --> 00:48:16,080
Fuck.
909
00:48:17,759 --> 00:48:19,465
You having trouble, no?
910
00:48:19,803 --> 00:48:21,009
No.
911
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,170
Take off your clothes.
912
00:48:26,310 --> 00:48:28,972
Clara pelf will tell you
if you're having trouble.
913
00:48:33,483 --> 00:48:35,849
Pants, belt, shoes.
914
00:48:39,197 --> 00:48:40,653
You have your shoes on.
915
00:48:41,366 --> 00:48:42,366
Shoes.
916
00:48:43,952 --> 00:48:46,443
Hurry up. We have only 30 minutes.
917
00:48:47,873 --> 00:48:49,079
I eave on the underwear.
918
00:49:02,971 --> 00:49:04,427
You are having trouble.
919
00:49:07,768 --> 00:49:09,304
Lie down on the table.
920
00:49:10,687 --> 00:49:12,177
On your belly.
921
00:49:14,316 --> 00:49:16,932
You understand pelfing, no?
922
00:49:17,027 --> 00:49:18,187
Nope.
923
00:49:18,278 --> 00:49:19,688
You will find out.
924
00:49:19,780 --> 00:49:21,065
I'm not sure I want to.
925
00:49:21,156 --> 00:49:22,271
You're going to.
926
00:49:23,825 --> 00:49:25,235
Head down.
927
00:49:26,078 --> 00:49:31,493
Pelfing re-balances the body
by moving the tissues
928
00:49:31,583 --> 00:49:33,164
around the muscles,
929
00:49:33,919 --> 00:49:36,410
so the muscles
are once again free.
930
00:49:38,757 --> 00:49:41,294
There's nothin' wrong
with my muscles.
931
00:49:41,385 --> 00:49:43,842
Your muscles are disgusting.
932
00:49:44,179 --> 00:49:47,216
Big, lumpy, typical athlete's muscles.
933
00:49:47,683 --> 00:49:48,798
Phooey!
934
00:49:51,603 --> 00:49:52,843
Now, this hurts?
935
00:49:53,605 --> 00:49:54,640
Ow! Yes.
936
00:49:54,731 --> 00:49:57,564
You think, "this crazy
old lady's killing me," no?
937
00:49:57,651 --> 00:49:59,767
- Right.
- Wrong.
938
00:49:59,861 --> 00:50:01,567
The pain is coming from you.
939
00:50:02,656 --> 00:50:03,736
Not from me.
940
00:50:05,158 --> 00:50:06,864
I do only the moving.
941
00:50:12,708 --> 00:50:13,868
Roll over.
942
00:50:14,835 --> 00:50:16,041
Right.
943
00:50:20,048 --> 00:50:21,663
Take a deep breath.
944
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,546
Very good.
945
00:50:25,637 --> 00:50:27,969
You feel light
in the chest already, no?
946
00:50:28,432 --> 00:50:29,888
No.
947
00:50:29,975 --> 00:50:31,135
You're still resisting.
948
00:50:32,019 --> 00:50:33,225
Relax.
949
00:50:35,564 --> 00:50:37,555
Breath in.
950
00:50:37,649 --> 00:50:38,889
And out.
951
00:50:39,609 --> 00:50:40,609
Good.
952
00:50:41,403 --> 00:50:43,018
You can scream if you want.
953
00:50:43,405 --> 00:50:44,986
Release the emotion.
954
00:50:45,073 --> 00:50:46,153
If I scream, will you stop?
955
00:50:46,533 --> 00:50:47,864
No.
956
00:50:47,951 --> 00:50:49,816
There is no movement without pain!
957
00:50:52,122 --> 00:50:53,407
You hated your father, no?
958
00:50:53,498 --> 00:50:54,498
- No!
- Your mother, no?
959
00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:56,039
No!
960
00:50:56,460 --> 00:50:58,325
You have sexual problems?
961
00:50:59,296 --> 00:51:00,296
No.
962
00:51:00,630 --> 00:51:02,621
You're resisting.
963
00:51:02,716 --> 00:51:05,253
All American men
have sexual problems.
964
00:51:06,094 --> 00:51:07,300
Relax.
965
00:51:09,222 --> 00:51:10,382
Open your mouth.
966
00:51:10,474 --> 00:51:11,304
No.
967
00:51:11,391 --> 00:51:12,506
Open your mouth!
968
00:51:15,353 --> 00:51:16,559
Lift up the tongue.
969
00:51:16,646 --> 00:51:17,646
Why?
970
00:51:17,814 --> 00:51:18,974
You'll find out.
971
00:51:27,491 --> 00:51:28,856
Very good.
972
00:51:29,659 --> 00:51:30,739
Now you can get up.
973
00:51:31,995 --> 00:51:33,656
- Can I go home now?
- No, no, no.
974
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,666
Oh, my god.
975
00:51:41,505 --> 00:51:42,665
Oh, no.
976
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,956
No. I remember that
from the army.
977
00:51:48,261 --> 00:51:49,572
You're not going to
do that to me...
978
00:51:49,596 --> 00:51:50,881
This is for the nose.
979
00:51:50,972 --> 00:51:52,382
For the nose?
980
00:51:52,808 --> 00:51:54,469
The inside of the nose
981
00:51:54,643 --> 00:51:57,055
is the reflection
of the personality.
982
00:51:58,188 --> 00:51:59,348
Listen to me.
983
00:51:59,898 --> 00:52:01,354
Listen to me.
984
00:52:01,441 --> 00:52:05,980
I will do anything you want
if you don't do this to me.
985
00:52:06,113 --> 00:52:07,444
You understand what I'm saying?
986
00:52:07,572 --> 00:52:10,564
I will do anything you want.
987
00:52:10,992 --> 00:52:12,778
But we just started.
988
00:52:44,985 --> 00:52:45,985
Shit.
989
00:52:46,027 --> 00:52:48,234
Getting pelfed just once
ain't gonna do you any good.
990
00:52:48,321 --> 00:52:51,859
You gotta go the whole ten times
if you want the full benefit.
991
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,532
I wouldn't send anyone
to see that woman.
992
00:52:54,870 --> 00:52:56,076
You can learn to dig it.
993
00:52:56,413 --> 00:52:58,950
I found some new kinks
I never even knew I had.
994
00:52:59,291 --> 00:53:01,657
God, you get off on anything,
you know that?
995
00:53:02,294 --> 00:53:03,579
I tell you what, good buddy.
996
00:53:03,670 --> 00:53:05,001
Since you like it so well,
997
00:53:05,088 --> 00:53:08,831
I'm gonna give you my last nine treatments
as a wedding present. Hmm?
998
00:53:09,676 --> 00:53:10,961
I don't know, man.
999
00:53:11,761 --> 00:53:13,217
Maybe there won't be no wedding.
1000
00:53:13,305 --> 00:53:14,465
What?
1001
00:53:18,310 --> 00:53:21,302
To tell you the truth, I'm getting
kinda worried about Barbara Jane.
1002
00:53:22,689 --> 00:53:24,896
Well, just wear a cup over your jock.
1003
00:53:24,983 --> 00:53:27,770
Maybe she's moving too fast
for her own good.
1004
00:53:27,861 --> 00:53:29,476
She's only been here two weeks.
1005
00:53:29,571 --> 00:53:31,340
What, two weeks?
You've known her all your life.
1006
00:53:31,364 --> 00:53:33,275
That was different before.
1007
00:53:33,617 --> 00:53:35,699
There was nothing on the line.
1008
00:53:36,620 --> 00:53:38,827
I'm just not sure
she knows what she's doing.
1009
00:53:40,332 --> 00:53:41,617
Barbara Jane's...
1010
00:53:43,627 --> 00:53:45,538
Jeez, Barbara Jane's
like a little kid.
1011
00:53:47,923 --> 00:53:50,335
She sees something,
she wants a whammo, she just grabs it.
1012
00:53:50,425 --> 00:53:52,086
Be glad she grabbed
you for Christ's sake.
1013
00:53:52,510 --> 00:53:55,343
I'm glad she grabbed me
but that's not the point. Suppose...
1014
00:53:55,889 --> 00:53:59,222
Suppose she's just doing
the same thing she did before.
1015
00:53:59,684 --> 00:54:02,266
I mean, forget about me.
I'm not worried about me.
1016
00:54:02,395 --> 00:54:03,976
I'm worried about Barbara Jane.
1017
00:54:10,904 --> 00:54:12,144
She can be hurt.
1018
00:54:20,997 --> 00:54:23,454
This is the largest one we have in stock.
1019
00:54:24,084 --> 00:54:26,621
- Goddamn, boy!
- What kind of neck is this?
1020
00:54:26,711 --> 00:54:28,918
We'll have to special order
all the collars.
1021
00:54:29,005 --> 00:54:30,541
- Excuse me.
- Move out of the way.
1022
00:54:30,632 --> 00:54:32,151
How come you couldn't have
an informal wedding instead of this mess?
1023
00:54:32,175 --> 00:54:33,903
- Rafael, will you give me a hand?
- You go with big ed,
1024
00:54:33,927 --> 00:54:35,508
you got to go first class.
1025
00:54:35,887 --> 00:54:38,003
- Till contract time.
- True.
1026
00:54:38,098 --> 00:54:39,825
Now, who says that clothes
don't make the man?
1027
00:54:39,849 --> 00:54:41,214
That's a well-dressed phone booth.
1028
00:54:41,309 --> 00:54:42,309
Hey!
1029
00:54:42,352 --> 00:54:43,842
This ain't no Usher's suit.
1030
00:54:44,729 --> 00:54:45,889
Sure it is, t.J.
1031
00:54:45,981 --> 00:54:48,643
Oh, shit, no! Hell, you can't
bullshit this country boy.
1032
00:54:48,858 --> 00:54:50,348
We never wore nothing like this
1033
00:54:50,443 --> 00:54:52,463
when I was ushering
back at a picture show back home.
1034
00:54:52,487 --> 00:54:53,397
- Oh, yeah?
- Goddamn!
1035
00:54:53,488 --> 00:54:54,978
What did you wear, boy?
Just a sheet?
1036
00:54:55,156 --> 00:54:56,756
- Mr. tiller.
- I wore a pair of jeans...
1037
00:54:56,825 --> 00:54:59,303
- I believe we can solve your problem.
- I don't like this color either.
1038
00:54:59,327 --> 00:55:00,942
Goddamn it! Why can't
we wear a pink one
1039
00:55:01,037 --> 00:55:03,099
- like that one over there?
- You wanna know your problem?
1040
00:55:03,123 --> 00:55:04,613
You've got too athletic a body.
1041
00:55:04,958 --> 00:55:06,494
It's big, and it's lumpy.
1042
00:55:06,751 --> 00:55:07,991
- Yeah.
- It's disgusting.
1043
00:55:28,023 --> 00:55:30,139
- Are you wearing white?
- Why not?
1044
00:55:30,233 --> 00:55:31,439
Are you sure it's allowed?
1045
00:55:32,736 --> 00:55:35,648
Oh, I'm still pure,
as far as you're concerned.
1046
00:55:37,157 --> 00:55:40,115
Oh, you should have seen
the way I chased after this boy.
1047
00:55:40,285 --> 00:55:41,650
He wouldn't even look at me.
1048
00:55:41,786 --> 00:55:43,447
Oh, I looked.
1049
00:55:43,788 --> 00:55:45,528
Never did anything else.
1050
00:55:45,623 --> 00:55:48,786
It's so nice seeing a couple
that waited for each other.
1051
00:55:49,377 --> 00:55:51,333
I know I'm old-fashioned,
1052
00:55:51,588 --> 00:55:55,672
but I know you'll be able
to give each other so much more.
1053
00:55:55,759 --> 00:55:58,501
Now, don't you move, darlin'.
I have to get more pins.
1054
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:03,925
Shake is worried.
1055
00:56:04,017 --> 00:56:05,257
About the game?
1056
00:56:05,602 --> 00:56:06,717
Nope.
1057
00:56:08,605 --> 00:56:11,221
He's worried that
you're doing one of your numbers again.
1058
00:56:11,316 --> 00:56:12,726
- He say that?
- Yup.
1059
00:56:12,817 --> 00:56:13,897
What'd you say?
1060
00:56:13,985 --> 00:56:15,270
I told him not to worry.
1061
00:56:15,362 --> 00:56:17,673
I said, "of course she's not
doing one of her numbers again."
1062
00:56:17,697 --> 00:56:19,233
How do you know I'm not?
1063
00:56:20,408 --> 00:56:21,523
How do you know you're not?
1064
00:56:26,706 --> 00:56:27,946
Shall we play?
1065
00:56:29,167 --> 00:56:31,123
I got two deuces.
1066
00:56:35,423 --> 00:56:36,583
How come we never fucked?
1067
00:56:37,342 --> 00:56:38,502
Didn't we?
1068
00:56:39,344 --> 00:56:44,464
Now, I mean, I know I have a shaky memory,
but, I don't think I would forget that...
1069
00:56:44,557 --> 00:56:45,842
- Sure we did.
- No.
1070
00:56:45,934 --> 00:56:48,175
Yeah. After the baylor game,
at the deke house.
1071
00:56:48,395 --> 00:56:50,306
That was cissy walford.
1072
00:56:51,106 --> 00:56:52,471
Are you sure about that?
1073
00:56:52,565 --> 00:56:54,085
She couldn't wait
to get her pants off.
1074
00:56:54,109 --> 00:56:55,519
Cissy walford never wore pants,
1075
00:56:55,610 --> 00:56:56,962
- never wore panties.
- Oh, really?
1076
00:56:56,986 --> 00:56:58,271
Cissy walford, no.
1077
00:56:58,363 --> 00:57:01,275
Well, then you know who it was.
It was belinda lablada.
1078
00:57:01,449 --> 00:57:02,814
Belinda labada?
1079
00:57:03,493 --> 00:57:04,608
I abinda lablada?
1080
00:57:04,702 --> 00:57:06,317
Well, don't you remember her?
1081
00:57:06,413 --> 00:57:08,244
I remember her very well.
1082
00:57:09,374 --> 00:57:12,912
How could we have so much fun
and not end up in bed together?
1083
00:57:13,878 --> 00:57:15,709
I guess we didn't
want to spoil the fun.
1084
00:57:19,551 --> 00:57:20,882
- Don't peek.
- Okay.
1085
00:57:23,930 --> 00:57:24,930
Two nines.
1086
00:57:26,891 --> 00:57:28,222
Three deuces.
1087
00:57:28,518 --> 00:57:29,849
Three nines.
1088
00:57:30,770 --> 00:57:32,055
We miss something, Billy Clyde?
1089
00:57:32,313 --> 00:57:33,519
I ike what?
1090
00:57:33,606 --> 00:57:34,891
Not doing it.
1091
00:57:35,650 --> 00:57:37,811
- Did we miss out?
- I missed out on gettin' a divorce.
1092
00:57:39,446 --> 00:57:40,731
You wouldn't have married me.
1093
00:57:40,864 --> 00:57:41,864
You never asked me.
1094
00:57:44,659 --> 00:57:45,774
Would you have?
1095
00:57:55,336 --> 00:57:56,621
Four nines.
1096
00:58:00,091 --> 00:58:01,091
I call.
1097
00:58:09,434 --> 00:58:10,514
You don't have any nines.
1098
00:58:14,230 --> 00:58:15,350
Why do I always believe you?
1099
00:59:10,995 --> 00:59:11,995
Men!
1100
00:59:12,622 --> 00:59:14,613
Men! Men!
1101
00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:17,619
The hunt is over.
1102
00:59:17,710 --> 00:59:20,577
Time to piss on the fire
and call in the dogs.
1103
00:59:20,672 --> 00:59:22,958
We're champions
of our conference.
1104
00:59:23,216 --> 00:59:25,002
And because of what
you men have done for me,
1105
00:59:25,093 --> 00:59:27,835
I'm going to do
something special for you.
1106
00:59:29,764 --> 00:59:32,380
First class is open to all!
1107
00:59:32,809 --> 00:59:34,424
First class is open to all. Hey!
1108
00:59:34,519 --> 00:59:35,759
Yes, we are first class.
1109
00:59:35,853 --> 00:59:37,309
Here goes the end
of first class!
1110
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:43,520
Shaker,
1111
00:59:43,611 --> 00:59:46,102
you think old dreamer Tatum
is as bad as they say he is?
1112
00:59:46,322 --> 00:59:47,903
I'd say worse.
1113
00:59:47,991 --> 00:59:49,447
Wonderful.
1114
00:59:49,534 --> 00:59:52,150
Well, I figure he's gonna be
all over you like a bad cold.
1115
00:59:52,245 --> 00:59:53,925
Probably take your head off
and shit in it.
1116
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:57,117
I plan to spend most of my time
tiptoein' out of bounds.
1117
00:59:57,584 --> 00:59:59,019
What do you say we get down
to Collins Avenue
1118
00:59:59,043 --> 01:00:01,355
and get a couple of cheeseburgers
and stick 'em down our throat?
1119
01:00:01,379 --> 01:00:03,085
Sounds good. Bj?
1120
01:00:04,882 --> 01:00:07,043
You two go. I'm still full.
1121
01:00:07,218 --> 01:00:09,338
Oh, you can watch us.
It'll be like a Roman spectacle.
1122
01:00:10,638 --> 01:00:12,924
I'm tired. I don't feel like going out.
1123
01:00:13,141 --> 01:00:14,972
Well, shake and me will go, then.
1124
01:00:19,230 --> 01:00:20,970
Why don't you just go on without me?
1125
01:00:23,860 --> 01:00:25,225
It's okay to be scared.
1126
01:00:26,654 --> 01:00:28,190
I'm not scared. I'm just tired.
1127
01:00:29,365 --> 01:00:31,276
I was scared a whole week before I went.
1128
01:00:31,367 --> 01:00:33,653
I'd heard all the horror stories
about beat.
1129
01:00:34,245 --> 01:00:35,906
I'm not scared.
1130
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,155
Okay.
1131
01:00:38,249 --> 01:00:40,160
Ready to go shake 'em up?
1132
01:00:40,251 --> 01:00:43,789
I just don't want a phony, dressed up,
horse's ass wedding.
1133
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,440
I mean, we're only doing it for big ed,
1134
01:00:45,506 --> 01:00:47,713
so he can show off, and
you can show off friedrich.
1135
01:00:51,721 --> 01:00:53,928
Getting friedrich to
marry us was your idea.
1136
01:00:54,015 --> 01:00:56,427
And he doesn't care
where we do it.
1137
01:00:56,517 --> 01:00:58,929
We could be alone
on top of a mountain.
1138
01:00:59,020 --> 01:01:00,760
That before or after
he gets crucified?
1139
01:01:03,232 --> 01:01:04,813
I don't mind that kind of wedding.
1140
01:01:06,694 --> 01:01:08,309
Well, how about what I feel?
1141
01:01:08,655 --> 01:01:10,236
It's what you feel,
1142
01:01:10,865 --> 01:01:12,981
and whatever you do
about it's just fine.
1143
01:01:13,076 --> 01:01:14,657
You don't care what I want?
1144
01:01:14,744 --> 01:01:16,144
That's your lookout, it's not mine.
1145
01:01:18,289 --> 01:01:20,450
Don't you think that's
pretty fucking selfish?
1146
01:01:20,792 --> 01:01:22,328
Of course, it is.
1147
01:01:22,627 --> 01:01:23,958
How else could I love you?
1148
01:01:34,138 --> 01:01:35,969
I'll have a bacon cheeseburger.
1149
01:01:36,224 --> 01:01:38,510
- Let's all have a cheeseburger.
- Hey, bj.
1150
01:01:38,643 --> 01:01:41,385
Hey, honey, wait a minute.
1151
01:01:41,521 --> 01:01:44,354
I can't help it if I think you're perfect
just the way you are.
1152
01:01:45,233 --> 01:01:46,439
I love you.
1153
01:02:06,838 --> 01:02:08,294
I'll go get a shirt.
1154
01:02:18,516 --> 01:02:20,177
He really thinks I'm perfect.
1155
01:02:21,769 --> 01:02:23,430
Nobody ever thought that before.
1156
01:02:25,106 --> 01:02:26,516
You don't think I'm perfect.
1157
01:02:27,442 --> 01:02:28,898
I'm just a nine to you.
1158
01:02:30,069 --> 01:02:31,069
Yeah.
1159
01:02:32,613 --> 01:02:33,773
But a perfect nine.
1160
01:05:09,020 --> 01:05:11,102
How come everybody's
got pillows?
1161
01:05:11,188 --> 01:05:13,304
Well, that's something
I forgot to tell you about,
1162
01:05:13,399 --> 01:05:14,684
but it don't matter.
1163
01:05:14,775 --> 01:05:16,231
I'll be right here
when you come out.
1164
01:05:16,402 --> 01:05:17,642
You're more nervous than me.
1165
01:05:18,029 --> 01:05:19,360
I'm just happy.
1166
01:05:19,447 --> 01:05:21,028
I know what's waiting
for you in there.
1167
01:05:58,486 --> 01:05:59,601
Assholes!
1168
01:06:00,988 --> 01:06:02,694
Assholes!
1169
01:06:06,410 --> 01:06:08,446
You're all assholes.
Every one of you.
1170
01:06:10,456 --> 01:06:12,287
Your lives don't work!
1171
01:06:14,001 --> 01:06:16,458
And you're assholes
because you sit here and pretend they do.
1172
01:06:19,382 --> 01:06:21,168
Well, this weekend
we're going to show you
1173
01:06:21,258 --> 01:06:24,341
how that shit has gotten you
exactly nowhere.
1174
01:06:27,848 --> 01:06:29,054
For the next 48 hours,
1175
01:06:29,141 --> 01:06:31,757
you're going to come face to face
with the only problem you got.
1176
01:06:32,728 --> 01:06:33,728
Yourself.
1177
01:06:37,441 --> 01:06:39,127
If you think that problem's
gonna disappear,
1178
01:06:39,151 --> 01:06:41,437
well, then you are
bigger assholes than I think you are.
1179
01:06:43,739 --> 01:06:45,149
What will disappear
1180
01:06:46,784 --> 01:06:48,524
is your belief in yourself as a problem
1181
01:06:50,496 --> 01:06:53,704
because believing, and get this, people,
get this!
1182
01:06:54,792 --> 01:06:56,874
Believing is shit!
1183
01:07:06,595 --> 01:07:08,005
Being is where it's at.
1184
01:07:09,849 --> 01:07:11,430
It's what this weekend
is all about,
1185
01:07:13,185 --> 01:07:14,766
finding out that
you're where it's at.
1186
01:07:14,937 --> 01:07:16,097
You.
1187
01:07:16,397 --> 01:07:17,397
Nobody else.
1188
01:07:19,483 --> 01:07:21,565
Finding out that what you are,
1189
01:07:22,570 --> 01:07:24,856
all you assholes...
1190
01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:28,700
Is perfect.
1191
01:07:33,456 --> 01:07:37,074
We gave you a list of rules
when we took your money this morning.
1192
01:07:37,334 --> 01:07:38,665
You're gonna be here
for 48 hours.
1193
01:07:38,753 --> 01:07:40,414
Any of you assholes
have any questions?
1194
01:07:41,756 --> 01:07:42,791
Mary ray.
1195
01:07:43,049 --> 01:07:44,755
Wait for the microphone.
1196
01:07:45,426 --> 01:07:47,587
Why can't we
go to the bathroom if we have to?
1197
01:07:47,678 --> 01:07:48,713
Because you can't.
1198
01:07:48,888 --> 01:07:50,003
Well, why can't we?
1199
01:07:50,097 --> 01:07:52,258
Because it's a rule.
Why is it a rule?
1200
01:07:52,349 --> 01:07:53,464
Because...
1201
01:07:54,435 --> 01:07:55,595
It works.
1202
01:07:56,228 --> 01:07:58,389
Why can't we talk
to our friends while we're here?
1203
01:07:58,481 --> 01:08:00,563
Because they're part
of your asshole life
1204
01:08:00,649 --> 01:08:02,856
that comes between you
and what you have to get rid of.
1205
01:08:08,199 --> 01:08:09,439
Any more questions?
1206
01:08:13,329 --> 01:08:15,411
What I want from you today
are your soles.
1207
01:08:17,833 --> 01:08:19,243
Soles of your feet.
1208
01:08:21,212 --> 01:08:23,498
You can be wide awake
or fast asleep.
1209
01:08:23,839 --> 01:08:26,080
If you stay in this room,
you're gonna get the training.
1210
01:08:27,384 --> 01:08:28,874
You're gonna get it.
1211
01:08:29,261 --> 01:08:31,343
- What's "it"?
- That's what you get.
1212
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:33,511
How will I know when I've gotten it?
1213
01:08:34,266 --> 01:08:35,472
You'll know.
1214
01:08:35,559 --> 01:08:37,015
Suppose I know that I haven't.
1215
01:08:37,103 --> 01:08:38,559
That's how you know you have.
1216
01:08:43,734 --> 01:08:45,837
Now, you're gonna meet someone here
for the very first time.
1217
01:08:45,861 --> 01:08:47,351
Someone you've never met before.
1218
01:08:48,405 --> 01:08:49,485
Yourself.
1219
01:08:50,950 --> 01:08:52,531
But before we do that,
1220
01:08:52,701 --> 01:08:54,862
I want you to meet
the other people here.
1221
01:08:54,954 --> 01:08:56,319
Really meet them.
1222
01:08:56,539 --> 01:08:59,781
Not the way you meet people
on the outside, which is like this.
1223
01:08:59,917 --> 01:09:00,997
- Tom.
- Fred.
1224
01:09:01,085 --> 01:09:02,646
- How you doing?
- Fine. How's your wife and kids?
1225
01:09:02,670 --> 01:09:03,814
- They're fine.
- Good to see you.
1226
01:09:03,838 --> 01:09:05,044
- Good to see you.
- Ciao.
1227
01:09:06,841 --> 01:09:08,877
Now let's see what happens
when two people
1228
01:09:09,468 --> 01:09:10,583
really meet.
1229
01:09:13,430 --> 01:09:14,670
- Tom.
- Fred.
1230
01:09:21,021 --> 01:09:23,057
You see? Tom is now meeting
1231
01:09:23,983 --> 01:09:25,223
d person.
1232
01:09:27,945 --> 01:09:29,230
Get it?
1233
01:09:35,536 --> 01:09:37,777
Now, what I want you all
to do is to get up, walk around,
1234
01:09:37,872 --> 01:09:39,954
meet everyone else.
Don't say anything.
1235
01:09:40,541 --> 01:09:41,872
Just meet them
1236
01:09:41,959 --> 01:09:44,325
and experience them as a person.
1237
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,040
No talking!
1238
01:09:51,135 --> 01:09:53,797
You assholes, follow the rules!
And no smiling!
1239
01:10:00,186 --> 01:10:01,892
No talking.
1240
01:10:01,979 --> 01:10:04,186
Experience the person.
Meet them.
1241
01:10:14,116 --> 01:10:15,322
Billy.
1242
01:10:18,495 --> 01:10:20,031
Don't say a word.
1243
01:10:20,831 --> 01:10:23,573
Just experience me.
1244
01:10:27,213 --> 01:10:28,623
Are you getting it?
1245
01:10:31,508 --> 01:10:32,748
He had no right firing me.
1246
01:10:33,093 --> 01:10:35,093
- I was doing my job.
- You wanted to lose the job.
1247
01:10:35,179 --> 01:10:36,715
- No, I didn't.
- Bullshit!
1248
01:10:37,181 --> 01:10:38,842
Don't pin getting fired
on your boss.
1249
01:10:38,933 --> 01:10:40,924
You got yourself fired, asshole.
1250
01:10:41,018 --> 01:10:42,428
- How?
- You choose what you get.
1251
01:10:42,519 --> 01:10:44,726
When will you assholes learn that?
1252
01:10:44,980 --> 01:10:46,891
If it happened, you chose it.
1253
01:11:06,043 --> 01:11:08,329
- When are we gonna get a break?
- When you get it.
1254
01:11:08,712 --> 01:11:10,998
You're a fascist!
That's what you are, a fascist!
1255
01:11:11,215 --> 01:11:13,331
Your name isn't even friedrich,
it's Irving!
1256
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:24,640
Thank you.
1257
01:11:26,105 --> 01:11:27,595
I acknowledge that.
1258
01:11:40,077 --> 01:11:41,077
Rose.
1259
01:11:43,706 --> 01:11:45,742
I want to share something.
1260
01:11:47,793 --> 01:11:50,205
I just peed in my pants...
1261
01:11:51,964 --> 01:11:54,171
And it feels good!
1262
01:11:54,258 --> 01:11:56,419
It does. Thank you.
1263
01:12:08,105 --> 01:12:09,970
Now we're gonna do something else.
1264
01:12:10,065 --> 01:12:12,056
Just relax. Close your eyes.
1265
01:12:12,151 --> 01:12:13,482
Keep them closed,
1266
01:12:15,195 --> 01:12:16,856
and just...
1267
01:12:17,364 --> 01:12:23,075
Re... lax.
1268
01:12:26,915 --> 01:12:27,995
Terrific.
1269
01:12:30,127 --> 01:12:33,790
I want you to think of the very first time
you were ever happy.
1270
01:12:36,216 --> 01:12:37,456
Very first time.
1271
01:12:39,094 --> 01:12:42,586
Now think of the very first time
you ever had ice cream.
1272
01:12:47,102 --> 01:12:48,182
Terrific.
1273
01:13:12,711 --> 01:13:14,451
Experience it.
1274
01:13:15,214 --> 01:13:16,499
Stay in your space.
1275
01:13:17,841 --> 01:13:19,047
Go with it.
1276
01:13:19,676 --> 01:13:21,382
Just let it go.
1277
01:13:21,470 --> 01:13:23,711
That's it. That's it. Let it go.
1278
01:13:24,765 --> 01:13:26,676
Go with it. Experience it.
1279
01:13:32,231 --> 01:13:33,721
I hate my mother.
1280
01:13:42,449 --> 01:13:44,189
I hate my father!
1281
01:13:47,287 --> 01:13:48,652
Experience it.
1282
01:14:21,238 --> 01:14:22,569
That's it. That's it.
1283
01:14:22,656 --> 01:14:24,192
Let it go.
1284
01:14:24,450 --> 01:14:26,657
Go with it. Experience it.
1285
01:14:34,042 --> 01:14:36,328
Oh, it was just so marvelous!
1286
01:14:52,060 --> 01:14:53,060
Hi.
1287
01:15:00,402 --> 01:15:01,983
No. Oh.
1288
01:15:04,072 --> 01:15:05,778
Don't worry about it.
1289
01:15:05,866 --> 01:15:09,074
Sometimes it takes a while
to understand what you got.
1290
01:15:09,578 --> 01:15:11,389
Shake, old buddy,
I don't know how to tell you this.
1291
01:15:11,413 --> 01:15:12,323
What the fuck are you doing here?
1292
01:15:12,414 --> 01:15:14,309
Nothing like this has ever
happened to me before.
1293
01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:16,324
- You took the training?
- Yes, I did.
1294
01:15:16,710 --> 01:15:18,041
Why didn't you tell me?
1295
01:15:18,253 --> 01:15:19,564
I was trying to put
something over on you
1296
01:15:19,588 --> 01:15:21,328
but something happened
to me in there.
1297
01:15:21,423 --> 01:15:23,880
I was fighting it all the way,
laughing at it, don't you know.
1298
01:15:24,134 --> 01:15:25,134
And then...
1299
01:15:26,970 --> 01:15:28,926
Well, it's difficult
to tell you what happened.
1300
01:15:29,014 --> 01:15:31,175
You son of a bitch,
you've been sandbaggin' on me.
1301
01:15:31,433 --> 01:15:32,513
You got it.
1302
01:15:32,601 --> 01:15:34,182
Yes, I did. I got it.
1303
01:15:34,269 --> 01:15:35,384
You get it, bj?
1304
01:15:38,148 --> 01:15:40,855
Well, you were there,
where it's at,
1305
01:15:41,068 --> 01:15:43,184
so if you didn't get it,
you got it.
1306
01:15:50,744 --> 01:15:52,325
I want to go home.
1307
01:15:52,621 --> 01:15:53,736
Sure.
1308
01:15:57,626 --> 01:15:59,062
We're delighted to have
with us today
1309
01:15:59,086 --> 01:16:00,542
the captains of the two teams,
1310
01:16:00,629 --> 01:16:03,746
dreamer Tatum of Dallas
and Billy Clyde Puckett of Miami.
1311
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:05,956
And what contrasting teams
they are.
1312
01:16:06,051 --> 01:16:08,713
Dallas, the most powerful
team in football for the past decade.
1313
01:16:08,804 --> 01:16:10,965
Miami, a team of wild spirits
1314
01:16:11,056 --> 01:16:14,389
known for their activities off the field
as well as on.
1315
01:16:14,476 --> 01:16:15,591
We're lucky to have with us
1316
01:16:15,686 --> 01:16:17,517
the man who
personifies that team,
1317
01:16:17,604 --> 01:16:20,471
the irrepressible,
never dull, Billy Clyde Puckett.
1318
01:16:20,774 --> 01:16:21,809
Billy Clyde, how are you?
1319
01:16:21,900 --> 01:16:25,688
Fine, dick. Thank you
and I do acknowledge that, but,
1320
01:16:25,779 --> 01:16:29,021
that was the way
I was at one time, but you see,
1321
01:16:29,283 --> 01:16:31,695
the Miami team,
and myself being the captain,
1322
01:16:31,785 --> 01:16:35,573
we have changed considerably
since we got into the super bowl.
1323
01:16:35,664 --> 01:16:39,748
As a matter of fact,
the boys are not out diddling around.
1324
01:16:39,835 --> 01:16:41,791
They're very serious about this game,
1325
01:16:41,878 --> 01:16:44,210
and I myself am studying
at night and reading.
1326
01:16:44,298 --> 01:16:46,338
That's certainly a change.
But what are you reading?
1327
01:16:46,967 --> 01:16:48,423
Walden. I'm reading walden now.
1328
01:16:48,510 --> 01:16:49,420
Bill walton?
1329
01:16:49,511 --> 01:16:51,342
No. Thoreau's walden.
1330
01:16:51,430 --> 01:16:54,263
You see, I march to a different drummer
now that I'm in this game.
1331
01:16:54,349 --> 01:16:56,029
- Obviously...
- I'm a changed ball player.
1332
01:16:56,059 --> 01:16:57,787
He's taking the game very seriously,
I guess.
1333
01:16:57,811 --> 01:16:58,955
- Yeah.
- You're getting ready for the game.
1334
01:16:58,979 --> 01:17:01,416
What do you think of Billy Clyde
as a football player, dreamer?
1335
01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:04,056
As a football player,
1336
01:17:04,151 --> 01:17:07,814
I think Billy Clyde
is a credit to his... his team
1337
01:17:07,904 --> 01:17:11,271
and that... he's the best running back
in his conference
1338
01:17:11,366 --> 01:17:14,073
and I hope to slow him on Sunday.
1339
01:17:14,161 --> 01:17:15,742
Maybe softening you up a little bit.
1340
01:17:15,829 --> 01:17:17,932
- I'd like to thank you very much for that.
- You're welcome, Billy.
1341
01:17:17,956 --> 01:17:20,413
- Your compliment, dreamer.
- Thank me on Sunday, Billy.
1342
01:17:20,500 --> 01:17:22,456
And I'd like to say
I'm afraid I will.
1343
01:17:22,544 --> 01:17:26,958
I would like to say that he is the finest
defensive halfback in his league.
1344
01:17:27,049 --> 01:17:28,901
You both have
this great respect for each other.
1345
01:17:28,925 --> 01:17:30,653
- Yes, we have. A lot of respect.
- Lot of respect.
1346
01:17:30,677 --> 01:17:33,134
Dreamer, who do you think
is gonna win the game?
1347
01:17:35,223 --> 01:17:37,509
I'll be kind to him,
but we're gonna win.
1348
01:17:37,601 --> 01:17:39,091
Billy Clyde, what do you believe?
1349
01:17:39,436 --> 01:17:41,427
You don't change beliefs,
you change believers.
1350
01:17:41,521 --> 01:17:43,182
Haven't I heard that before?
1351
01:17:43,482 --> 01:17:45,143
Friedrich bismark said that.
1352
01:17:45,692 --> 01:17:47,523
- Man, you into beat?
- Yes, I am, dreamer.
1353
01:17:47,611 --> 01:17:49,977
- I'm into beat.
- No, man.
1354
01:17:50,072 --> 01:17:53,155
Just got into it
but I'm taking it quite seriously and...
1355
01:17:53,241 --> 01:17:55,778
Look, Puckett, beat is nothing
but sensory deprivation jive
1356
01:17:55,869 --> 01:17:58,181
laid on with zen and shook up
with a whole lot of Lawrence Welk.
1357
01:17:58,205 --> 01:17:59,682
- Beat is out.
- You're entitled to your opinion.
1358
01:17:59,706 --> 01:18:01,976
Pyramid power's what's in.
Pyramid power's what's in, man.
1359
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,661
What's pyramid power?
1360
01:18:03,752 --> 01:18:07,210
It's based on the design of the great
pyramid of cheops in the land of Egypt.
1361
01:18:07,297 --> 01:18:09,879
Man, it's a source of energy
that you cannot believe.
1362
01:18:09,966 --> 01:18:12,457
And you expect to beat us with beat
when we got pyramid power?
1363
01:18:12,552 --> 01:18:15,635
I never heard of pyramid power.
But I'd like to hear more about it.
1364
01:18:15,722 --> 01:18:17,241
Well, there's all kinds of books
on the subject, man.
1365
01:18:17,265 --> 01:18:18,660
Does this have anything to do
with your game plan?
1366
01:18:18,684 --> 01:18:20,328
Is that what you're hanging
around your neck?
1367
01:18:20,352 --> 01:18:21,967
That's it. That's it right there.
1368
01:18:22,062 --> 01:18:23,268
If you guys are gonna argue...
1369
01:18:24,564 --> 01:18:26,520
Settle this Sunday
on the football field.
1370
01:18:26,608 --> 01:18:29,190
Now this is a very
unusual super bowl game
1371
01:18:29,277 --> 01:18:31,188
and one of the many
unusual features is that
1372
01:18:31,279 --> 01:18:35,147
the team from Miami is owned by a texan
and the team from Dallas
1373
01:18:35,242 --> 01:18:38,484
is owned by a father and son
from Newark, New Jersey.
1374
01:18:38,578 --> 01:18:41,615
We'll go over there now and say hello
to the owners of these teams.
1375
01:18:41,957 --> 01:18:43,788
Congratulations on getting
to the super bowl.
1376
01:18:44,042 --> 01:18:45,077
Congratulations.
1377
01:18:46,545 --> 01:18:47,625
Tell me about that.
1378
01:18:47,713 --> 01:18:48,998
I'll tell you what.
1379
01:18:49,089 --> 01:18:51,067
- The next time you're laying some chick...
- Yeah.
1380
01:18:51,091 --> 01:18:52,752
You just place the thing
under the bed.
1381
01:18:53,093 --> 01:18:54,503
Is that for true?
1382
01:18:55,011 --> 01:18:57,502
You're gonna never
have energy like that, Jack.
1383
01:18:57,597 --> 01:18:59,053
What do you think, Billy Clyde, huh?
1384
01:18:59,725 --> 01:19:02,387
You did a real nice job, t.J.,
except you misspelled it.
1385
01:19:03,228 --> 01:19:06,095
- S-u-c-k-s. Sucks.
- Never mind.
1386
01:19:06,189 --> 01:19:07,599
You come over here, Billy Clyde.
1387
01:19:07,691 --> 01:19:09,397
I spent all afternoon
1388
01:19:09,484 --> 01:19:11,975
looking in our apartment
for that waldenbook.
1389
01:19:12,070 --> 01:19:14,231
It's in the locker room
with my other books.
1390
01:19:14,489 --> 01:19:15,854
- Really?
- Yeah.
1391
01:19:18,744 --> 01:19:20,780
I'm acting like a lunatic.
1392
01:19:20,871 --> 01:19:22,361
Yeah. A little bit.
1393
01:19:22,456 --> 01:19:24,071
Everybody does now and then.
1394
01:19:24,166 --> 01:19:26,498
You know,
I really tried so hard to get it.
1395
01:19:26,710 --> 01:19:28,291
Maybe that's why I didn't.
1396
01:19:29,463 --> 01:19:33,001
But friedrich said if you stay
in that room, you're gonna get it.
1397
01:19:34,134 --> 01:19:35,874
I think you should
look at the bright side.
1398
01:19:35,969 --> 01:19:37,834
We're going to the super bowl.
We're gonna win.
1399
01:19:37,929 --> 01:19:40,796
And you're gonna marry the guy
you've been waiting for all your life.
1400
01:19:42,392 --> 01:19:43,392
Yeah.
1401
01:19:45,812 --> 01:19:48,303
- He makes me feel guilty.
- Who does? Shake?
1402
01:19:48,398 --> 01:19:51,686
I've never felt guilty
before about anything.
1403
01:19:51,777 --> 01:19:54,088
- I don't think you should lay it off on...
- I've certainly felt lousy
1404
01:19:54,112 --> 01:19:55,272
and I've felt ashamed...
1405
01:19:55,363 --> 01:19:57,300
- I don't think you should put the blame...
- And I wished I hadn't done what I did.
1406
01:19:57,324 --> 01:19:59,030
I've never felt guilty before. Now, I do.
1407
01:19:59,201 --> 01:20:00,762
Yeah, but you shouldn't put it off on him.
1408
01:20:00,786 --> 01:20:02,680
But I know he keeps telling me,
"don't feel guilty."
1409
01:20:02,704 --> 01:20:04,724
- The more he says it...
- Tell him not to bring it up.
1410
01:20:04,748 --> 01:20:06,659
He doesn't have to
put it into words.
1411
01:20:06,750 --> 01:20:08,286
He makes me feel it.
1412
01:20:08,585 --> 01:20:09,745
But you don't.
1413
01:20:11,129 --> 01:20:12,665
Different jokes
for different folks.
1414
01:20:14,424 --> 01:20:15,914
How did you get it, Billy Clyde?
1415
01:20:16,009 --> 01:20:17,874
Tell me. I mean, of all people.
1416
01:20:17,969 --> 01:20:20,381
It's almost impossible
to relate to someone else.
1417
01:20:20,472 --> 01:20:23,259
It's almost impossible to tell anybody,
even for a writer like myself.
1418
01:20:23,350 --> 01:20:25,636
Oh, god! Now you're never
gonna think I'm perfect.
1419
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:27,726
Wait a minute.
1420
01:20:27,813 --> 01:20:31,431
Friedrich says that being perfect is
when you are what you are.
1421
01:20:31,525 --> 01:20:33,311
If you aren't, then you aren't.
1422
01:20:33,401 --> 01:20:36,438
And bj, you are what you are,
so, therefore you are perfect.
1423
01:20:37,531 --> 01:20:39,738
Oh, Billy Clyde.
1424
01:20:41,159 --> 01:20:42,899
What am I gonna do without you?
1425
01:20:43,203 --> 01:20:44,568
Am I going somewhere?
1426
01:20:45,121 --> 01:20:47,908
It's not gonna be the same without old 22.
1427
01:20:49,459 --> 01:20:50,744
Oh, you mean
you getting married.
1428
01:20:50,836 --> 01:20:52,747
Well, shoot, you do that
all the time, bj.
1429
01:20:52,838 --> 01:20:55,124
Come on now, you know
it's different with shake.
1430
01:20:55,465 --> 01:20:57,330
It's not gonna be the same.
1431
01:20:57,634 --> 01:20:58,874
Nothing stays the same.
1432
01:20:59,427 --> 01:21:00,883
Friedrich say that, too?
1433
01:21:01,346 --> 01:21:02,461
No.
1434
01:21:04,057 --> 01:21:05,672
B.c. Puckett said that.
1435
01:21:06,685 --> 01:21:08,596
You seem different
since you got it.
1436
01:21:09,145 --> 01:21:10,385
Different how?
1437
01:21:10,730 --> 01:21:11,765
I don't know. Just...
1438
01:21:14,568 --> 01:21:15,683
Different.
1439
01:21:16,027 --> 01:21:17,187
Prettier?
1440
01:21:17,279 --> 01:21:18,439
Just different.
1441
01:21:52,647 --> 01:21:55,138
You'll find tax exemption
makes all the difference.
1442
01:21:55,233 --> 01:21:56,939
- Really?
- We're building this condominium
1443
01:21:57,027 --> 01:21:58,187
up around palm beach.
1444
01:21:58,445 --> 01:22:00,811
Wouldn't be possible
without the tax break.
1445
01:22:05,327 --> 01:22:07,659
I wouldn't worry about it if I was you.
1446
01:22:08,496 --> 01:22:09,496
What?
1447
01:22:10,332 --> 01:22:13,119
Well, not everybody gets it.
1448
01:22:14,544 --> 01:22:16,330
She's just trying too hard.
1449
01:22:33,271 --> 01:22:35,603
- What you doing, man?
- I'm a train.
1450
01:22:35,690 --> 01:22:37,772
No, you ain't a train.
You're carrying a train.
1451
01:22:37,859 --> 01:22:39,474
Yeah, oh. Get it right.
1452
01:22:43,531 --> 01:22:45,442
I can give the benediction here,
1453
01:22:45,700 --> 01:22:49,113
then bismark will perform
the actual ceremony.
1454
01:22:50,580 --> 01:22:52,536
Oh, yes, well, now, here I'll...
1455
01:22:53,375 --> 01:22:55,616
I'll say something about god.
1456
01:22:56,836 --> 01:22:59,168
That's Fred's idea.
I think it's a good idea, too, Fred.
1457
01:22:59,255 --> 01:23:00,916
And I'll say something like,
1458
01:23:01,007 --> 01:23:03,235
if god happened to tell you
what you were supposed to do,
1459
01:23:03,259 --> 01:23:06,968
well, then you'd be happy to do that,
no matter what it was,
1460
01:23:07,263 --> 01:23:10,005
and since this is
what god wants you to do,
1461
01:23:10,100 --> 01:23:12,807
well, then you're very,
very happy.
1462
01:23:15,397 --> 01:23:17,124
- Well, if they are...
- No, no, no, they won't kneel down.
1463
01:23:17,148 --> 01:23:19,685
No, no. Mr. bookman,
you should go back and sit down now,
1464
01:23:19,776 --> 01:23:23,439
and Barbara Jane, why don't you come on
up here, on the platform, all right?
1465
01:23:23,905 --> 01:23:24,735
Now...
1466
01:23:24,823 --> 01:23:27,155
Gentlemen, a word with you?
1467
01:23:28,743 --> 01:23:31,906
Now, remember, you'll seat
the guests of the bride on the left,
1468
01:23:31,997 --> 01:23:33,453
the groom on the right.
1469
01:23:35,625 --> 01:23:37,741
How do we tell which from which?
1470
01:23:38,795 --> 01:23:39,910
You ask them.
1471
01:23:43,008 --> 01:23:44,669
Supposing they lie?
1472
01:23:46,511 --> 01:23:48,593
Now, I think
it would be nice, shake,
1473
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:51,092
if you were to, maybe say
something of your own.
1474
01:23:51,182 --> 01:23:52,513
And, you, too, Barbara.
1475
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,682
- Say something that's...
- That's hardly liturgical.
1476
01:23:54,769 --> 01:23:57,248
Well, it may not be liturgical,
but I think it would be very nice
1477
01:23:57,272 --> 01:23:59,458
- if they did that, don't you?
- Well, this is not a structured ceremony,
1478
01:23:59,482 --> 01:24:01,347
- of course.
- That's right.
1479
01:24:01,443 --> 01:24:02,683
It's not a structured ceremony.
1480
01:24:02,777 --> 01:24:05,089
Which is why, I think it would be
very nice of you to do that.
1481
01:24:05,113 --> 01:24:06,774
So you go ahead
if you want to do that.
1482
01:24:06,865 --> 01:24:08,196
And then we can have some music.
1483
01:24:08,283 --> 01:24:11,446
Yes, the boys have quite a repertory,
from handel to Carrie Jacobs-bond.
1484
01:24:11,536 --> 01:24:13,401
We'll have some
more music than, perhaps.
1485
01:24:13,496 --> 01:24:16,659
And then communion,
if you decide to receive communion.
1486
01:24:16,750 --> 01:24:18,536
That's at their discretion, certainly.
1487
01:24:18,626 --> 01:24:21,493
That would be nice
and then I think...
1488
01:24:21,588 --> 01:24:23,858
- I think that will wrap it up.
- Would you want them to kneel?
1489
01:24:23,882 --> 01:24:25,276
Oh, yes, they can kneel down
if they want to,
1490
01:24:25,300 --> 01:24:27,086
but it's not important.
Not important.
1491
01:24:27,510 --> 01:24:29,796
Where you are is where it's at.
1492
01:24:29,888 --> 01:24:33,176
Quit fuck... quit fooling
with my money, Billy Clyde.
1493
01:24:33,266 --> 01:24:34,866
Just telling her about
the beat training.
1494
01:24:35,185 --> 01:24:36,766
You full of shit, man.
1495
01:24:36,978 --> 01:24:38,843
When you get it,
you got to tell people.
1496
01:24:38,938 --> 01:24:42,476
Hey, hey, this is puddin Patterson,
remember?
1497
01:24:42,567 --> 01:24:46,310
I'm the one that knows when you zig
and when you zag without turning around.
1498
01:24:46,404 --> 01:24:48,895
Man, you ain't no more got
beat than I got fleas.
1499
01:24:49,157 --> 01:24:50,738
In the immortal words of gene autry,
1500
01:24:50,950 --> 01:24:54,283
"how come you know me so good
when I'm really a stranger to myself?"
1501
01:24:54,370 --> 01:24:58,739
Plus, plus, you got a bad case
of Barbara Jane bookman.
1502
01:24:59,042 --> 01:25:00,452
Well, I always had that.
1503
01:25:00,752 --> 01:25:02,083
I just didn't know how bad.
1504
01:25:09,177 --> 01:25:10,462
Oh, man.
1505
01:25:12,597 --> 01:25:15,157
You don't really think
you're gonna pull this hustle off, do you?
1506
01:25:15,308 --> 01:25:17,219
I'm gonna give it my best shot.
1507
01:25:19,354 --> 01:25:22,312
Why not save your best shot
till the game tomorrow?
1508
01:25:22,398 --> 01:25:23,854
That's when we gonna need it, man.
1509
01:25:24,192 --> 01:25:25,807
I'll be there.
1510
01:25:27,070 --> 01:25:30,528
Now, why don't you practice
a little kiss there?
1511
01:25:30,615 --> 01:25:32,697
We'll say this is at
the end of the ceremony.
1512
01:25:32,784 --> 01:25:34,866
Kiss, there.
Thank you. Now you go.
1513
01:25:34,953 --> 01:25:36,363
Hallelujah.
1514
01:25:36,496 --> 01:25:38,862
Hallelujah.
1515
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:41,531
Hallelujah, hallelujah.
1516
01:25:41,835 --> 01:25:44,417
Hallelujah.
1517
01:25:44,504 --> 01:25:47,462
Well, nobody said it wasn't
gonna be semi-tough.
1518
01:25:47,549 --> 01:25:49,585
Hallelujah.
1519
01:25:50,135 --> 01:25:51,135
Hallelujah.
1520
01:27:43,164 --> 01:27:45,325
You've been in super bowl
dressing rooms at half-time.
1521
01:27:45,416 --> 01:27:46,936
What's it like in the Miami dressing room?
1522
01:27:46,960 --> 01:27:49,167
Lindsey, I had a coach
by the name of Vince lombardi,
1523
01:27:49,254 --> 01:27:51,666
and if we played
as poorly as Miami did,
1524
01:27:51,756 --> 01:27:54,109
I wouldn't wanna go back
in that dressing room at half-time.
1525
01:27:54,133 --> 01:27:55,043
Shit!
1526
01:27:55,134 --> 01:27:57,170
21 goddamn nothing!
1527
01:27:58,513 --> 01:28:01,846
Tutti frutties! We're nothing
but a bunch of goddamn tutti frutties!
1528
01:28:01,933 --> 01:28:03,869
Now each and every one of us
are gonna stand up here
1529
01:28:03,893 --> 01:28:05,679
and we're gonna
look into god's eye
1530
01:28:05,770 --> 01:28:08,853
and we're gonna confess
to the undeniable fact
1531
01:28:08,940 --> 01:28:11,977
that our game plan is
going down the toilet.
1532
01:28:12,110 --> 01:28:14,129
Starting the fourth quarter,
the weather is somewhat dismal,
1533
01:28:14,153 --> 01:28:16,269
matching the Miami
performance to this point.
1534
01:28:16,447 --> 01:28:19,109
And a good many of the fans
have started edging toward the exits
1535
01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:20,594
to go home to their television sets
1536
01:28:20,618 --> 01:28:22,529
and watch the finish
of this ball game there.
1537
01:28:22,620 --> 01:28:24,611
And wondering
why they ever left.
1538
01:28:34,507 --> 01:28:37,749
We have an official time-out
called on the field
1539
01:28:37,844 --> 01:28:41,302
as the injured player
is being removed from the playing field.
1540
01:28:41,389 --> 01:28:43,175
Punt team.
Punt team, get in there.
1541
01:28:48,855 --> 01:28:50,595
That will be fine.
Yeah. Whatever.
1542
01:28:51,816 --> 01:28:53,181
Just leave me alone.
1543
01:28:54,694 --> 01:28:57,231
Wait a minute!
Look at the goddamn scoreboard.
1544
01:28:57,322 --> 01:28:58,232
We're getting our ass kicked.
1545
01:28:58,323 --> 01:29:00,163
If we can't have any laughs,
why don't we quit?
1546
01:29:03,494 --> 01:29:05,576
Sir, they're sending in
the kicking team.
1547
01:29:05,663 --> 01:29:07,073
- Religious, everybody...
- Honey.
1548
01:29:07,165 --> 01:29:08,809
- Did you hear what he said about...
- The kicking team is coming on the field.
1549
01:29:08,833 --> 01:29:10,744
- Well, I know, but...
- Hooper,
1550
01:29:10,877 --> 01:29:13,584
on fourth and 14,
you goddamn punt!
1551
01:29:13,963 --> 01:29:16,796
Yes, sir, but that is not
the punting unit.
1552
01:29:16,883 --> 01:29:18,794
I believe they're going to
attempt a field goal.
1553
01:29:18,885 --> 01:29:20,070
I understand how you feel about...
1554
01:29:20,094 --> 01:29:21,709
- A field goal?
- A field goal.
1555
01:29:21,804 --> 01:29:23,044
From 60 yards?
1556
01:29:23,139 --> 01:29:26,222
Wait a minute. What the hell
are we kicking a field goal for?
1557
01:29:26,517 --> 01:29:27,848
Who's kicking the field goal?
1558
01:29:27,935 --> 01:29:29,455
- Here!
- We're kicking the field goal!
1559
01:29:39,447 --> 01:29:40,527
Set!
1560
01:29:40,615 --> 01:29:42,230
135!
1561
01:29:42,325 --> 01:29:43,325
Hut! Hut!
1562
01:29:57,006 --> 01:29:59,372
I don't believe it.
A 63-yarder is good.
1563
01:30:04,013 --> 01:30:05,844
Ladies and gentlemen,
1564
01:30:05,932 --> 01:30:09,390
you have just seen a new
league record in field goals,
1565
01:30:09,477 --> 01:30:12,059
64 yards.
1566
01:30:12,146 --> 01:30:14,353
Let's hear a nice
round of applause
1567
01:30:14,440 --> 01:30:16,647
to the field goal kicker,
number 7,
1568
01:30:16,901 --> 01:30:18,937
vlada kostov!
1569
01:30:21,406 --> 01:30:22,896
Okay, defense!
1570
01:30:24,735 --> 01:30:24,824
All right, you big,
tall tutti frutti,
1571
01:30:24,825 --> 01:30:27,158
old Billy Clyde's gonna
take this one straight up your ass.
1572
01:30:27,245 --> 01:30:28,610
Bullshit.
1573
01:30:28,871 --> 01:30:29,951
Time!
1574
01:30:30,039 --> 01:30:31,575
What are you telling him
the play for?
1575
01:30:31,666 --> 01:30:34,427
What do you think we got that meeting
back there for, you big asshole?
1576
01:30:35,628 --> 01:30:37,368
He's rolling to the right side.
1577
01:30:37,463 --> 01:30:39,124
Looks downfield
for shake tiller.
1578
01:30:39,215 --> 01:30:40,330
Tiller on a hook and go.
1579
01:30:40,425 --> 01:30:42,211
The ball is in the air,
1580
01:30:42,301 --> 01:30:44,667
and it is good
for a touchdown in the corner.
1581
01:30:59,193 --> 01:31:01,559
Come on, now!
Get off your ass! Stop fooling!
1582
01:31:22,758 --> 01:31:25,670
You are marrying him!
You are marrying him!
1583
01:31:25,761 --> 01:31:27,046
I'll tell you
one thing, Lindsey.
1584
01:31:27,096 --> 01:31:29,462
We've got ourselves
a ball game right now, 21-16,
1585
01:31:29,557 --> 01:31:31,843
and Miami has the momentum.
Don't go away, folks.
1586
01:31:31,934 --> 01:31:34,971
Shake, old buddy.
You know what I'm choosing to do?
1587
01:31:35,438 --> 01:31:36,438
What?
1588
01:31:36,522 --> 01:31:38,183
I am choosing to win
this fucking game.
1589
01:31:49,076 --> 01:31:50,441
Manning takes the snap.
1590
01:31:50,536 --> 01:31:53,778
He's dropping back now,
throws and it is incomplete.
1591
01:31:53,873 --> 01:31:55,283
Incomplete and that
stops the clock
1592
01:31:55,374 --> 01:31:57,365
with only three seconds
remaining.
1593
01:32:00,004 --> 01:32:01,844
You ain't gonna let me have fit,
are you, lord?
1594
01:32:03,341 --> 01:32:05,878
I'm a sinner and you're gonna fuck me.
1595
01:32:07,845 --> 01:32:10,177
Three seconds. Let's go! Huddle!
1596
01:32:10,556 --> 01:32:12,888
Forty eight toss,
Billy Clyde, on two!
1597
01:32:12,975 --> 01:32:14,636
It's heavily overcast.
The lights are on.
1598
01:32:14,727 --> 01:32:16,388
This is the final play
of the ball game.
1599
01:32:17,855 --> 01:32:20,267
Hose Manning waiting
for the snap now.
1600
01:32:20,358 --> 01:32:22,144
Put the final play into motion.
1601
01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:24,296
Here is the pitch.
It's going to Billy Clyde Puckett.
1602
01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:26,185
Trying the left side.
1603
01:32:26,280 --> 01:32:27,816
He's going to score!
1604
01:32:27,907 --> 01:32:29,693
I can't believe it.
Miami wins it!
1605
01:32:29,784 --> 01:32:31,194
Hose across for the touchdown!
1606
01:32:39,252 --> 01:32:41,413
Go on and do it. Do it, puddin.
1607
01:32:41,671 --> 01:32:44,879
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
1608
01:33:04,110 --> 01:33:06,226
Jesu.
1609
01:33:06,445 --> 01:33:11,109
Joy of man's desiring...
1610
01:33:14,245 --> 01:33:17,533
Shake, you mustn't worry
that Barbara Jane hasn't gotten it yet.
1611
01:33:17,623 --> 01:33:19,659
- I'm not worried.
- Good.
1612
01:33:19,750 --> 01:33:22,332
Lot of people are gonna tell you
mixed marriages don't work,
1613
01:33:22,628 --> 01:33:24,243
and it's true because it's so.
1614
01:33:25,172 --> 01:33:26,582
Most of them don't.
1615
01:33:26,674 --> 01:33:28,790
The truth ain't always what's so.
1616
01:33:28,968 --> 01:33:31,880
Exactly. The truth is also... so what.
1617
01:33:32,763 --> 01:33:34,344
We have to look at it that way.
1618
01:33:34,432 --> 01:33:37,094
Barbara Jane is gonna get it,
I believe that in my bones.
1619
01:33:37,476 --> 01:33:39,967
Sorry. I didn't mean to say "believe."
1620
01:33:40,980 --> 01:33:43,221
It's all right, shake.
Everyone's human.
1621
01:33:43,316 --> 01:33:44,897
We all backslide
once in a while,
1622
01:33:44,984 --> 01:33:47,100
get caught up in belief systems.
1623
01:33:47,987 --> 01:33:51,946
Friedrich, you must have known
some mixed marriages that have worked
1624
01:33:52,033 --> 01:33:54,194
where one person had it
and the other one didn't?
1625
01:33:54,285 --> 01:33:56,196
Oh, sure, sure. There was...
1626
01:33:56,579 --> 01:33:58,695
No. That... that one didn't work.
1627
01:33:58,956 --> 01:34:01,117
- I know... I've heard of some.
- It doesn't matter.
1628
01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:05,493
The most important thing
is that Barbara Jane has her own space.
1629
01:34:05,713 --> 01:34:07,453
And she needs a lot of space.
1630
01:34:07,590 --> 01:34:09,296
So if you give her her own space,
1631
01:34:09,467 --> 01:34:11,879
then you gonna have her
right in the palm of your hand.
1632
01:34:13,846 --> 01:34:15,802
And you've got
a great pair of hands, shake.
1633
01:34:16,140 --> 01:34:17,926
Proved that on the field.
1634
01:34:18,184 --> 01:34:20,926
You're gonna have the first
mixed marriage that works.
1635
01:34:28,361 --> 01:34:32,479
Onward, Christian soldiers.
1636
01:34:32,573 --> 01:34:36,657
Marching as fo war.
1637
01:34:36,744 --> 01:34:38,450
There's also the capital gains element,
1638
01:34:38,788 --> 01:34:40,904
but you can always handle that by
1639
01:34:40,998 --> 01:34:42,909
setting up an eleemosynary trust
in the Bahamas
1640
01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:44,880
and then laundering it back
through Switzerland.
1641
01:34:46,003 --> 01:34:47,163
Switzerland.
1642
01:34:48,297 --> 01:34:51,539
Leads against the foe.
1643
01:34:51,634 --> 01:34:55,593
Forward into battle.
1644
01:34:55,680 --> 01:34:59,047
See his banners go.
1645
01:34:59,141 --> 01:35:03,180
Onward, Christian soldiers.
1646
01:35:03,312 --> 01:35:05,849
Marching as fo war.
1647
01:35:09,276 --> 01:35:11,392
With the cross of Jesus.
1648
01:35:11,487 --> 01:35:14,274
Going on before...
1649
01:35:18,035 --> 01:35:19,900
Look at the bright side.
1650
01:35:20,788 --> 01:35:22,699
After a year and a half
of marriage,
1651
01:35:22,873 --> 01:35:23,873
the humping is over.
1652
01:35:25,793 --> 01:35:28,125
And you get down to
your basic friendship.
1653
01:35:28,421 --> 01:35:31,208
You and Barbara Jane have been
friends for years.
1654
01:35:31,382 --> 01:35:33,543
So you're way ahead of the game.
1655
01:35:34,385 --> 01:35:36,501
Friedrich doesn't think
she's ever going to get it.
1656
01:35:36,721 --> 01:35:39,554
He didn't say that. Exactly.
1657
01:35:40,266 --> 01:35:42,006
Oh, what do you think?
1658
01:35:42,685 --> 01:35:44,516
I'll tell you what I think.
1659
01:35:44,603 --> 01:35:48,437
I think beat is one of the semi-great
things that I ever took in my life.
1660
01:35:50,443 --> 01:35:53,355
I learned how to tell
people things honestly
1661
01:35:53,446 --> 01:35:56,108
without worrying about
hurting their feelings,
1662
01:35:56,198 --> 01:35:58,189
especially if they've got
their own little space.
1663
01:35:58,284 --> 01:36:02,402
They occupy a space like I occupy my space
and you occupy your space.
1664
01:36:02,621 --> 01:36:04,516
You don't have to worry
about hurting their feelings.
1665
01:36:04,540 --> 01:36:07,828
All you have to do
is just let it all hang out.
1666
01:36:08,544 --> 01:36:10,535
Okay. Let me have it.
1667
01:36:13,007 --> 01:36:14,998
I want the truth, Billy Clyde.
1668
01:36:18,679 --> 01:36:20,294
So she never gets it,
1669
01:36:20,389 --> 01:36:22,380
she's still the same old Barb.
1670
01:36:24,685 --> 01:36:26,971
How are you supposed
to share something with somebody
1671
01:36:27,062 --> 01:36:28,472
who doesn't even understand
1672
01:36:28,564 --> 01:36:31,351
what it is you're
supposed to be sharing?
1673
01:36:31,609 --> 01:36:33,645
Seems to me you've been
doing all right so far.
1674
01:36:34,570 --> 01:36:36,686
- Marriage is different.
- I acknowledge that.
1675
01:36:36,781 --> 01:36:39,067
It's commitment to sharing.
1676
01:36:39,450 --> 01:36:41,190
All the time.
1677
01:36:41,827 --> 01:36:45,365
Now, Barbara Jane's a girl
that's used to having her own way, shake.
1678
01:36:46,749 --> 01:36:48,159
She's got you,
1679
01:36:48,626 --> 01:36:50,241
somebody who doesn't mind sharing,
1680
01:36:51,545 --> 01:36:53,081
somebody that doesn't mind giving.
1681
01:36:54,673 --> 01:36:56,584
All you've got to do
is give her some space.
1682
01:36:58,636 --> 01:37:01,628
Barbara Jane needs a whole
piss-pot full of space.
1683
01:37:13,776 --> 01:37:16,142
I want to go to India
for our honeymoon.
1684
01:37:20,699 --> 01:37:22,530
Lot of space there.
1685
01:37:23,035 --> 01:37:24,150
She don't want to go.
1686
01:37:24,245 --> 01:37:26,361
She'll go, but she don't want to go.
1687
01:37:27,873 --> 01:37:30,489
Well, they get that way
when they get to be wives.
1688
01:37:32,294 --> 01:37:33,784
Why don't you go to China?
1689
01:37:34,004 --> 01:37:35,244
It's close.
1690
01:37:35,673 --> 01:37:37,334
When you marry someone,
1691
01:37:37,508 --> 01:37:40,921
you want them to want to do
things you want to do, don't you?
1692
01:37:43,013 --> 01:37:44,950
Maybe she'd get it
if you give her a couple of kids.
1693
01:37:44,974 --> 01:37:46,054
Kids?
1694
01:37:46,976 --> 01:37:49,763
Who said anything about kids?
God, we don't need any kids now.
1695
01:37:51,772 --> 01:37:53,728
I think you ought to
give her some kids.
1696
01:37:54,275 --> 01:37:55,936
You got to tie her down,
1697
01:37:56,151 --> 01:37:57,937
put her on a short leash.
1698
01:37:58,028 --> 01:38:00,235
You know Barbara Jane,
she's gotta have responsibility.
1699
01:38:00,322 --> 01:38:02,187
Now, you give her two
or three kids, who knows?
1700
01:38:02,408 --> 01:38:05,115
Forget about Barbara Jane.
I'm not ready for kids.
1701
01:38:06,036 --> 01:38:07,321
All right.
1702
01:38:07,955 --> 01:38:09,240
You want to take that chance.
1703
01:38:11,959 --> 01:38:13,074
Here comes the bride.
1704
01:38:26,640 --> 01:38:28,676
One thing about
old Barbara Jane,
1705
01:38:28,976 --> 01:38:31,217
no matter how many times
she gets hitched,
1706
01:38:31,312 --> 01:38:33,803
she always looks like
it's the first time out of the gate.
1707
01:38:36,859 --> 01:38:39,316
Shake, old buddy,
you've been shot in the ass with luck.
1708
01:38:39,653 --> 01:38:41,268
And you know why?
1709
01:38:41,405 --> 01:38:43,316
'Cause even if bj never gets it,
1710
01:38:43,407 --> 01:38:47,446
even if you have to share all your space
the rest of your life,
1711
01:38:47,745 --> 01:38:49,906
it don't matter.
You can handle it
1712
01:38:50,539 --> 01:38:52,279
because you're a winner.
1713
01:38:52,374 --> 01:38:55,866
You've got a whole winning life out there
waiting for you.
1714
01:38:56,337 --> 01:38:58,043
Just don't think of losing.
1715
01:38:58,964 --> 01:39:00,124
Shall we go?
1716
01:39:55,688 --> 01:39:58,771
Dearly beloved, this is it.
1717
01:40:00,484 --> 01:40:01,564
This is all there is.
1718
01:40:02,277 --> 01:40:03,983
There isn't any more.
1719
01:40:04,989 --> 01:40:07,731
Life is a shell game
without the shell.
1720
01:40:11,745 --> 01:40:13,485
There is nothing
up the sleeve of life.
1721
01:40:14,915 --> 01:40:17,076
You either get life
or you don't,
1722
01:40:18,752 --> 01:40:20,288
and if you don't,
1723
01:40:20,879 --> 01:40:23,666
life... gets you.
1724
01:40:26,719 --> 01:40:27,959
Mr. bookman.
1725
01:40:37,688 --> 01:40:40,304
You two have chosen to be here,
1726
01:40:41,650 --> 01:40:43,686
and now, Barbara Jane,
1727
01:40:43,777 --> 01:40:46,769
do you take this man
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
1728
01:40:48,282 --> 01:40:49,988
To have and to hold,
1729
01:40:50,784 --> 01:40:53,025
to share, and be shared,
1730
01:40:53,704 --> 01:40:55,535
till death do you part?
1731
01:40:58,542 --> 01:40:59,542
I do.
1732
01:41:01,378 --> 01:41:03,039
And do you, Marvin,
1733
01:41:03,130 --> 01:41:05,621
take this woman
to be your lawfully wedded wife,
1734
01:41:07,593 --> 01:41:09,675
to have and to hold,
1735
01:41:09,887 --> 01:41:12,503
to share and be shared,
1736
01:41:14,266 --> 01:41:16,097
till death do you part?
1737
01:41:58,852 --> 01:41:59,887
I don't.
1738
01:42:01,522 --> 01:42:02,637
I'm sorry, I don't.
1739
01:42:04,233 --> 01:42:05,769
Oh, shit.
1740
01:42:09,905 --> 01:42:11,111
I'm sorry, Billy Clyde.
1741
01:42:11,448 --> 01:42:12,858
I acknowledge that.
1742
01:42:18,747 --> 01:42:21,159
- Are you walking out on Barbara Jane?
- Yes, sir, I am.
1743
01:42:21,250 --> 01:42:24,413
A goddamn wide receiver
walking out on Barbara Jane bookman?
1744
01:42:24,503 --> 01:42:26,539
I'll trade your ass to Seattle.
1745
01:42:26,922 --> 01:42:28,253
Tampa.
1746
01:42:28,674 --> 01:42:30,210
I'll put you up on goddamn waivers.
1747
01:42:30,300 --> 01:42:32,757
It's all right, shake.
You're perfect the way you are.
1748
01:42:32,845 --> 01:42:35,052
You made a deal to marry
and by god, you're gonna marry.
1749
01:42:35,139 --> 01:42:37,471
- It's all right, Mr. bookman.
- All right, my ass.
1750
01:42:37,558 --> 01:42:39,924
Sometimes it's better to say,
"I don't" than "I do."
1751
01:42:40,435 --> 01:42:41,800
The hell it is!
1752
01:42:45,315 --> 01:42:47,476
Please, young gentlemen!
1753
01:42:47,985 --> 01:42:50,271
Stay in your seats!
Nobody leaves!
1754
01:42:54,825 --> 01:42:56,861
Please, young gentlemen!
1755
01:42:57,119 --> 01:42:59,030
Police officer!
Everybody sit down!
1756
01:43:02,374 --> 01:43:04,911
Looks like I've been left
at the altar, Billy Clyde.
1757
01:43:05,002 --> 01:43:06,333
Looks like.
1758
01:43:09,506 --> 01:43:11,246
Pick up hooper
and give him some air!
1759
01:43:11,508 --> 01:43:12,508
Out you go.
1760
01:43:12,718 --> 01:43:13,798
Come on.
1761
01:43:14,136 --> 01:43:17,173
First marriage
I ever fucked up before the ceremony.
1762
01:43:17,598 --> 01:43:18,804
Nobody's perfect.
1763
01:43:19,600 --> 01:43:24,139
Well, I guess I ought to go home
and hang my head in shame.
1764
01:43:25,939 --> 01:43:29,147
Friedrich's right about one thing.
I sure am an asshole.
1765
01:43:29,610 --> 01:43:31,066
Friedrich is an asshole.
1766
01:43:35,365 --> 01:43:36,730
Say that again!
1767
01:43:36,825 --> 01:43:38,941
Friedrich is an asshole.
1768
01:43:39,578 --> 01:43:41,534
You didn't get it?
1769
01:43:41,914 --> 01:43:44,656
In the immortal words
of gene autry, "nope."
1770
01:43:45,083 --> 01:43:46,869
You son of a bitch.
1771
01:43:49,338 --> 01:43:51,249
There goes hooper!
1772
01:43:51,548 --> 01:43:54,381
I think we should get out of here
before I have to hit somebody
1773
01:43:54,468 --> 01:43:56,004
who can hit me back.
1774
01:43:59,389 --> 01:44:01,550
Experience that, you asshole!
1775
01:44:09,024 --> 01:44:10,560
Jesus, you are rotten.
1776
01:44:10,734 --> 01:44:14,022
You know, I really should have expected
you to pull something like this.
1777
01:44:15,572 --> 01:44:18,780
I haven't felt like this
since you had me convinced I was pregnant.
1778
01:44:19,117 --> 01:44:20,778
You weren't even 10 years old.
1779
01:44:20,869 --> 01:44:23,326
Well, you still had me feeling guilty.
1780
01:44:24,498 --> 01:44:26,454
Maybe you were the one...
1781
01:44:27,626 --> 01:44:28,957
Is that possible?
1782
01:44:31,463 --> 01:44:32,498
It's possible.
1783
01:44:35,133 --> 01:44:36,418
You were doing it for me.
1784
01:44:39,513 --> 01:44:41,629
Thinking back about it now,
1785
01:44:41,723 --> 01:44:43,930
I do feel a little semi-selfish.
1786
01:44:45,394 --> 01:44:47,976
Oh, Jesus.
1787
01:44:48,313 --> 01:44:50,395
What a pair of assholes we are.
1788
01:44:50,565 --> 01:44:51,896
Semi-assholes.
1789
01:44:52,276 --> 01:44:53,686
Mazel tov!
1790
01:44:55,445 --> 01:44:57,936
- Oh, thank you.
- If she only knew.
1791
01:44:59,950 --> 01:45:02,679
Look, if you're gonna feel guilty,
why don't you feel guilty in Hawaii?
1792
01:45:02,703 --> 01:45:04,239
- What's in Hawaii?
- Me.
1793
01:45:09,668 --> 01:45:11,204
It should have been you up there, huh?
1794
01:45:13,213 --> 01:45:14,623
No.
1795
01:45:14,715 --> 01:45:16,546
- You wouldn't marry me?
- No.
1796
01:45:17,092 --> 01:45:18,832
Well, I don't like living in sin.
1797
01:45:18,927 --> 01:45:20,280
Well, how do you know?
You never tried it.
1798
01:45:20,304 --> 01:45:21,510
This is true.
1799
01:45:25,267 --> 01:45:29,135
Well, what will we do in Hawaii?
1800
01:45:29,938 --> 01:45:32,145
Oh, we'll think of something.
1801
01:45:34,151 --> 01:45:37,359
Oh, there's gotta be
something else to do.
1802
01:45:37,446 --> 01:45:40,153
- We'll try something else, too.
- Yeah, you think so?
1803
01:45:40,240 --> 01:45:42,356
- Who knows?
- After all these years?
1804
01:45:43,118 --> 01:45:44,574
Might surprise ourselves.
1805
01:45:48,373 --> 01:45:49,579
Pair of threes.
1806
01:45:53,003 --> 01:45:54,209
Pair of fives.
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