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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:33,900 O great American multitude, and sports fans everywhere. 2 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:39,100 Today we inaugurate the 20th annual Transcontinental Road Race. 3 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:43,600 Today the five bravest young men and women 4 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:46,600 in this bravest of nations 5 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:48,300 will risk their lives 6 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:52,400 in the greatest sporting event since the days of Spartacus. 7 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:57,700 Three days hence, a new American champion will be crowned, 8 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:01,800 for all the world to behold in awe, 9 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,500 in respect, 10 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,200 in fear. 11 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:10,700 All right, all right. This is Junior Bruce, your buddy-buddy and mine. 12 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,100 And I'll be giving you the blow-by-blow play-by-play 13 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:18,600 when the kings and queens of the open road roar onto the track. 14 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:21,200 Do I hear the sound of engines? 15 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:25,100 It's "Calamity" Jane Kelly, queen of the road, 16 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,700 at the wheel of that mean old ornery stud Bull. 17 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:36,000 Zany Janie, winner of this year's trials at Watkins Glen, 18 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:38,100 placed second in 1998 19 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:42,500 and led at last year's second lap until she went out with gear trouble. 20 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:47,200 Her fans and lovers everywhere wish Janie better luck this year. 21 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,500 My fans can wish me all the luck they want. 22 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:53,100 If my luck with my lovers gets any better, I'll miss the race completely. 23 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,000 Isn't that right, Pete? 24 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:59,200 With the start of the race only a heartthrob away, 25 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:02,700 this is Grace Pander on the spot - as usual - 26 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,900 to welcome the greatest racer of all time, 27 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:09,100 and a very dear friend of mine. 28 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:14,400 Yes, in just a moment he will be coming through the doors! 29 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,700 There is no cause for alarm. 30 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,800 The patient has been flown in from abroad in a state of suspended animation 31 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:31,100 in order to facilitate the healing of his recent limb transplants. 32 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:34,600 He should be coming around any moment now. 33 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,400 Oh, my... I don't believe it! 34 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:50,500 Frankenstein, can you give me an exclusive? How are things abroad? 35 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:54,000 How is Mr. President? Is he still in Moscow? 36 00:03:54,100 --> 00:04:00,100 Mr. President is in his summer palace in Peking. 37 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,000 He loves everybody. 38 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:04,700 And everybody loves him. 39 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,700 - Sieg! - Heil! 40 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:11,200 Here she is, that adorable swastika sweetheart, 41 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,400 Matilda the Hun from Milwaukee! 42 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:20,600 And her lovable Nazi navigator, Herman "the German" Bock! 43 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,600 Matilda, Herman, 44 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:35,800 do you think this is your turn to be first and foremost in sunny California? 45 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,300 - Today, California. - Tomorrow, the world. 46 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,900 Hiya, Herman. 47 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:46,000 I hope your Buzz Bomb has a little more juice in its warhead this year. 48 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:52,100 Whoever named your car the Bull, 49 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,600 was only half right! 50 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:58,700 Frankenstein, will Mr. President fly in to crown the winner of the race? 51 00:04:58,800 --> 00:04:59,500 Yes. 52 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,900 Is it true that with your new mechanical arm 53 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:04,800 you can shift gears in less than a twentieth of a second? 54 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:08,100 - Would you care to comment on that? - No. 55 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:11,800 How do you feel about going into the race with a navigator you've never met? 56 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:14,900 You'll love Annie. She's a red-hot sexpot. 57 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,500 She better be a red-hot navigator. 58 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,700 No more questions. 59 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:28,000 It's the Lion! And at the wheel, Ray "Nero the Hero" Lonnegan. 60 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:30,300 Never has finished the Transcontinental, 61 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:35,000 but three big wins in the provinces this season plus a brand-new beast 62 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:38,000 means Nero's not fiddling around. 63 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,700 Sit still, Cleopatra, and stop blocking me. 64 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,200 My fans wanna see me. 65 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:46,500 They've never seen a has-been before? 66 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,100 - Annie Smith? - Mr. Frankenstein. 67 00:05:57,300 --> 00:06:00,100 I've checked out the car, and everything seems perfect. 68 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:05,200 - I have the route maps right here. - I will check them in a minute. 69 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:07,900 We will roll... 70 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:11,000 when everything seems perfect... 71 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:12,200 to me. 72 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:14,600 I've packed some high-protein capsules 73 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,500 and as many adrenaline tablets as I could find. 74 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:22,400 And I've also assembled a medical kit, just in case. I'm trained as a nurse. 75 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:25,700 I don't need a nurse. I need a navigator. 76 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:30,300 Mr. Frankenstein, you're very good at what you do, 77 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,000 and I'm very good at what I do. 78 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:35,200 We'll see. 79 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:41,900 And you know there's only one person who guns an engine like that. 80 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,600 It's gotta be the roughest tough guy of 'em all, 81 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:49,400 "Machine Gun" Joe Viterbo! 82 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,000 Here he comes - Machine Gun Joe. 83 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:57,500 Loved by thousands, hated by millions. 84 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,800 Only living previous winner except for Frankenstein. 85 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,700 Highest lifetime score after Frankenstein. 86 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:07,700 And he's certainly getting the welcome he deserves. 87 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:16,800 Joe doesn't look too happy, but you can't keep those Frankenstein fans down. 88 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:20,100 Lousy sons of bitches. 89 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:22,300 - Frankenstein? - Give it to them, Joe. 90 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,400 You want Frankenstein? 91 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:27,000 I'll give you Frankenstein. 92 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:31,700 Yeah! 93 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,900 Here he comes! Here he comes! 94 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,600 Frankenstein! 95 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:40,500 Frankenstein the legend! Frankenstein the indestructible! 96 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:44,100 Sole survivor of the titanic pileup of '95. 97 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:47,400 Only two-time winner of the Transcontinental Road Race. 98 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,500 Frankenstein - 99 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:53,800 ripped up, wiped out, battered, shattered, creamed and reamed! 100 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:56,200 A dancer on the brink of death. 101 00:07:56,300 --> 00:08:01,200 Frankenstein, who lost a leg in '98, an arm in '99. 102 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:06,800 With half a face and half a chest and all the guts in the world, he's back! 103 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:11,800 God only knows what he looks like under that mask, but he is back. 104 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:17,100 In the name of Mr. President, America loves you, Frankenstein. 105 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,200 You will regret that, Joe. 106 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:37,700 Stay tuned, racing fans. 107 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:43,600 T- video satellite will bring every mile of thrills and spills into your living room. 108 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:48,100 All five cars are in starting position here at New York Memorial Raceway, 109 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:50,000 ready to roll. 110 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:55,400 Now we take you to the Summer Palace. And Mr. President. 111 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,300 My children, 112 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:14,700 whom I love so dearly, 113 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:16,900 it has been my duty 114 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,900 in the long and difficult years 115 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,300 since the world crash of '79 116 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:27,100 to serve you as best I could. 117 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:31,900 Never before in history have the masses forgone all comfort 118 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:34,600 so that the spirit of genius might thrive 119 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:39,400 and seek the golden key to a new time of plenty 120 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,800 in the fertile field of minority privilege. 121 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:47,800 And now. my children. The drivers are ready. The world is waiting. 122 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:52,100 Once more, I give you what you want. 123 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:08,600 Good morning, Americans. Once again the race is under way, 124 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,800 with 12-hour pit stops scheduled at St Louis 125 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:16,000 and Albuquerque, home of the American Indian Museum. 126 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:20,400 At this very moment the cars are howling through the streets of Manhattan, 127 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,900 but no points have been scored as yet. 128 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,400 Take it away. Junior Bruce. 129 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,500 They're at the Lincoln Tunnel. 130 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,600 With Frankenstein and Joe running neck and neck. 131 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:35,900 Then it's the Lion. Driven by... Passed by Calamity Jane in the Bull. 132 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,100 Moving into third place. 133 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,500 All right, and hey, hey, hey! 134 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:49,300 The cars have split up, the drivers taking off on their favorite routes. 135 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,200 Frankenstein's still out in front. Headed due west. 136 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:56,100 With Nero the Hero on his tail hoping to pick up his leftovers. 137 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,400 Calamity Jane's on a northwest tack. 138 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:02,000 Matilda's Buzz Bomb is trying to catch up with Machine Gun Joe. 139 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,000 Now streaking southwest. 140 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,300 Once again - Mr. President. 141 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,800 I have made the United Provinces of America 142 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:12,700 the greatest power in the known universe. 143 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:15,100 I have also given you 144 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:19,700 the most popular sporting event in the history of mankind - 145 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,100 the Transcontinental Road Race. 146 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,500 Which upholds the American tradition 147 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,100 of no holds barred! 148 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,500 "No holds barred. " 149 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,800 That's how he got to be president. 150 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,200 Hypocrite pig! What about our ultimatum? 151 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:37,500 He's been laughing us off for 15 years. 152 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,000 Passive resistance means nothing to him. 153 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,200 Pick up that flag, young man. 154 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,700 It's time for action. 155 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,000 It is not a time for violence. 156 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,400 Mrs. Paine, I love Annie as much as you do. 157 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:53,300 But she's no match for Frankenstein, and we can't risk letting him get away. 158 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:57,000 Frankenstein is the biggest target in the world and a friend of Mr. President. 159 00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:03,100 That, Lieutenant Fury, is exactly why they'll call off the race. To save his life. 160 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,000 My granddaughter will succeed. 161 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,200 Don't you ever take off that mask? 162 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:10,500 No. Don't you know about my face? 163 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,800 I've heard stories. 164 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,300 Nobody's ever seen it, have they? 165 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,600 Except my other navigators. 166 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:21,900 And they're all dead. 167 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:24,200 So they are. 168 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:31,300 They say you lost most of your jaw in the crash of '92. 169 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,300 And my right eye in '95, 170 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:37,100 and my nose and my left eye in '97, 171 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,500 and most of my cranium in '98. 172 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:44,000 I'm held together with patches of plastic and steel plates. 173 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:47,500 It's not a pretty sight. 174 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:50,000 You wanna see? 175 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,300 Why not? I've seen everything else. 176 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:57,500 Remember, you're doing this on your own. I take no responsibility. 177 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:13,700 What'd you expect? Another pretty face? 178 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:21,100 - They really love you, Joe. - Yeah? 179 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:25,200 Then how come they ain't down here on the road provin' it? 180 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:29,100 Hey, you better make this left turn. You'll shave off about 2 miles that way. 181 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,100 Yeah, all right. 182 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:54,200 All right, all right and yes, siree! 183 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:59,600 A clean hit! A perfect hit! And no pain for the target. 184 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,900 Too bad the guy was only 38. 185 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,300 Just two years older, he'd have been worth three times the points. 186 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,500 But, for the second year in a row, 187 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:12,200 Machine Gun Joe has splattered the scoreboard first. 188 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:17,000 How'd you like that, huh? Get off on that one, Myra, baby? 189 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:23,000 - What's the matter with this engine? - I don't know. Sounds fine to me. 190 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,600 Amateurs. 191 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:30,600 Get back there and retard the spark four... uh, three degrees. 192 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,400 I'm glad to see you were able to find your way back. 193 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,200 As the cars roar into Pennsylvania. The cradle of liberty. 194 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:29,000 It seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets. 195 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,100 Which may make scoring particularly difficult. 196 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,700 Even with this year's rule changes. 197 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:38,000 To recap those revisions - 198 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:43,700 women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets. 199 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,400 But teenagers now rack up 40 points. 200 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,800 And toddlers under 12 201 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,600 now rate a big 70 points. 202 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:58,800 The big score - anyone. Any sex. Over 75 years old 203 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,300 has been upped to 100 points. 204 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,200 As always. 205 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:09,200 How fast you move determines how long you live. 206 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,500 Toro! 207 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:58,100 A beautiful kill! A neat kill! 208 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:01,300 No calamities for Jane today. No, sir. 209 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,400 And you can bet she'll be getting both ears for that one. 210 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,300 What is that? 211 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:23,000 Euthanasia day at the geriatrics hospital. They do it every year. 212 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:26,200 Here he comes! He's coming! 213 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:52,800 Frankenstein scores! Frankenstein scores at last! 214 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,100 But what kind of a score, boys and girls? 215 00:18:55,100 --> 00:19:00,800 Just 110 points out of a possible big 700. What do you think about that, Gracie? 216 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:05,900 Well, those doctors - dear friends of mine - 217 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,400 have been pretty smug all these years, setting up the old folks. 218 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,700 Frankenstein must have decided it was their turn. 219 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,600 Which only goes to show that even the fearsome Frankenstein 220 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:22,000 has a 100% red-blooded American sense of humor. 221 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:27,000 Annie saved those old people! And she'll deliver Frankenstein. 222 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:31,700 Meanwhile, innocent people are being slaughtered on our highways. 223 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,700 They're like Christians being thrown to the gladiators. 224 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,900 But just remember, the Christians won. 225 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,400 Did they, Mrs. Paine? 226 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:45,200 I take it from your attire that your sabotage operations are being carried out, 227 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,300 despite my wishes? 228 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:53,500 Mrs. Paine, we're set to hit 'em with everything we've got. 229 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,200 Then. In the name of humanity. 230 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,600 Let Operation Anti-Race begin. 231 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,600 How in hell are we supposed to score in this graveyard? 232 00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:13,400 You're the navigator. That's your problem. 233 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,900 And think of something soon, or else you're gonna be out on your ass. 234 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,900 It isn't my fault everyone scored before us. 235 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,600 You should have hit that boy scout camp like I told you. 236 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:25,400 I tried the god dammed boy scout camp. 237 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,500 You know how fast those boy scouts move? 238 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,400 Now, here's something more your speed. 239 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,200 Gotta be at least 200 points. 240 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,500 If they scatter, go for the baby and the mother. 241 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:42,100 Come on! Quick! Quick! 242 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,900 Go for the baby! The baby! 243 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,100 That's it. Come get baby. 244 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:53,100 Bye-bye, baby. Hello, 70 points. 245 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,600 Hey! I'm off the air! 246 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,700 Would you please take your places? 247 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,200 Put Grace on with an interview, right now. 248 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:09,800 Hello, ladies. Isn't this just the most exciting race in years? 249 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:12,200 I certainly think so. 250 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,900 And guess what - I have a surprise for you. 251 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:21,300 Mrs. Rhonda Bainbridge, in person, on my show. 252 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:26,000 The widow of Edward Bainbridge, whom, as we all know, 253 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:30,900 was "Machine Gun" Joe Viterbo's first score. 254 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,800 Welcome to my home. And may I call you Rhonda? 255 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,600 Please do, Mrs. Pander. 256 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:41,300 - Are we about ready here? - Yeah, just about. 257 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,200 Listen, we have to go right away. 258 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:49,700 As the widow of the race's first score. 259 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:55,600 You have won a high-style two-room apartment in Acapulco! 260 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:58,100 Start the jam! 261 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,300 And next year you will be watching the race 262 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:19,900 on a 50-inch three-dimensional octaphonic T-video set... 263 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,800 Fellow oppressed Americans. 264 00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:26,800 The execution of the barbarian killer Nero the Hero 265 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:29,400 is the people's first stroke 266 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:35,500 against the evil and corrupt regime of Mr. President. 267 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,700 I am Thomasina Paine, 268 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,500 founder and commander of the army of the resistance. 269 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:47,800 For 20 years. Americans have been told when to eat and when to sleep. 270 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:51,100 When to love and when to hate. 271 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:56,100 The age of obedience is over. 272 00:22:56,200 --> 00:23:02,100 In the names of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Harry Truman, 273 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:06,900 I call upon you to stand up for your inalienable rights. 274 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:12,500 We declare war upon the Bipartisan Party, on Mr. President, 275 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:18,300 and on that most inhuman desecration of life and liberty, 276 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:21,900 the Transcontinental Road Rape. 277 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000 I thank you. 278 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,700 - What the hell was that? - I have no information. 279 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,000 - Is this race still on? - I have no information. 280 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,000 - What do you think? - About what? 281 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:36,300 About that speech. 282 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,100 Adds spice to the race. 283 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,000 "Spice"? They've killed Nero. 284 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,900 That would have got more points for me. 285 00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:44,800 Don't you understand? 286 00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:48,500 They've declared war on the race and on you. Aren't you worried? 287 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,900 The only thing that worries me is "Machine Gun" Joe Viterbo. 288 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,400 Is winning all you care about? 289 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,800 Yes. It's the only standard of excellence left. 290 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,100 - Come on. Here they come. - It's not finished. 291 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,200 Come on! 292 00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:12,800 Look at that stupid hole right in the middle. 293 00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:15,400 They won't get through there. 294 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,800 Blitzkrieg! 295 00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:24,900 As the drivers converge from their routes and head for the first pit stop in St. Louis. 296 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Machine Gun Joe is still leading the field. 297 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,200 With Frankenstein second. Calamity Jane third. 298 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,400 Leaving Matilda the Hun in fourth position 299 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:36,800 and Calamity Jane facing another calamity! 300 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:41,000 Right now. Frankenstein's score points put him just ahead of Joe... 301 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:46,100 Hey! Get off the rope. Jesus Chrysler, get off the rope! 302 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,400 Hey, dummy, come on over and hold the ladder. 303 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,600 This aggravates me. 304 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,300 Where's the one that says "Welcome Joe Viterbo"? 305 00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:09,000 Score the son of a bitch, Joe. You need every point you can get. 306 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,600 I only mashed him slightly. 307 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:17,500 - Put him out of his misery, Joe. - Is that fair? 308 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,000 - Yeah! - Hey. Should I let him go? 309 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:24,100 Fair's always right. 310 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,100 One thing before we begin. 311 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:18,300 The government would like it if nobody said anything about Nero. Understand? 312 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,500 He hit a tree, and that's it. Got it? 313 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,100 - We don't wanna depress anybody by... - Hey, hey. 314 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,700 Everybody knows he was blown up by the resistance, you schmuck. 315 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,300 It was on television. 316 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:34,200 If you wanna drive again next year, Mr. Viterbo, keep those opinions to yourself. 317 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,400 OK. Go ahead. 318 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,800 This is Grace Pander from St Louis, 319 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:41,400 where Matilda - a dear friend of mine - 320 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:44,600 is receiving a well-deserved rub down. 321 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:46,400 Tell me, Tilly, darling, 322 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,700 what can we expect from you when the cars go back on the road? 323 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,000 You can expect a victory... 324 00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:54,300 by a member of the master race. 325 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,900 A woman. 326 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,000 Tilly, darling, that certainly is showing a lot of confidence 327 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,800 for someone who's lying fourth out of four. 328 00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:04,300 She doesn't mind, as long as she's lying somewhere. 329 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,200 When I'm through with you, you're gonna be lying in state. 330 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:10,100 If anybody is going to boot hill, it's you and your Bizz Bang. 331 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,600 - Buzz Bomb. - Shut up. 332 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,300 You just leave my navigator alone. 333 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,100 Girls, girls, girls. Remember you're on TV-land. 334 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,600 Pete, how do you like being a navigator? 335 00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:26,700 Well, Junior, I'd like it more if I was in the driver's seat. 336 00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:28,800 You'll get what's coming to you on the road. 337 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:29,900 Oh, yeah? 338 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,200 What's coming to me is the final solution to the cowgirl problem. 339 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,000 Frankenstein, when are you gonna make your move? 340 00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:39,600 Are you gonna take off-road chances for scores, 341 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:43,800 or are you driving all-out to be first into New L. A? 342 00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:46,300 It's not about winning, it's how you play the game. 343 00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:49,000 Frankenstein - a dear friend of mine. 344 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:54,100 Frankenstein, tell me how it feels when, at that electric instant, at 200 mph, 345 00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:57,900 life and death coexist at the moment of scoring. 346 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,800 If you stand in the middle of Route 66 tomorrow morning at eight o'clock, 347 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,300 you can answer that question for yourself. 348 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,000 What are you doing? Get away from me. Joe will go nuts! 349 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:26,100 Just tell him I was whispering sweet nothings in your ear. 350 00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:34,900 Well, Myra, what did Frankenstein have to say to you? 351 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,100 H- h-h-he didn't say anything. He... 352 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,600 - What'd he say? - Nothing... 353 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,500 - What'd he say?! - Nothing! 354 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:43,300 I'm not playing games, Myra. I wanna know what he said. 355 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:48,000 He said there was nothing sweet in my ear. 356 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,700 "In my ear. " 357 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,300 What do you want? 358 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,000 My name is Laurie, Mr. Frankenstein. 359 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:10,500 I'm head of Chapter Seven, St Louis Lovers of Frankenstein. 360 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:15,500 - I was chosen from over 100 girls... - To offer me your body? Is that it? 361 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,800 You want me because I drive the Monster and wear this costume. 362 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:23,100 No, Mr. Frankenstein. That wouldn't be fair to your navigator. 363 00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:26,100 It's taken her years of hard work to earn that privilege. 364 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:29,400 Besides, we understand your feelings. 365 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,900 What do you know of my feelings? 366 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,500 Everything. Like... 367 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,700 Like why you're afraid of falling in love. 368 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,000 And why winning the race means everything to you. 369 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:45,300 How do you know these things? 370 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,000 From my dreams, partly. 371 00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:50,800 And from letters I get from other fans. 372 00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:54,000 Plus the club subscribes to an astrology service. 373 00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:57,600 Well, if you're not here to offer me your body, what do you want? 374 00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:02,600 I wanted to meet you, Mr. Frankenstein. I wanted you to know who I am. 375 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,500 So it would have meaning. 376 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,600 I don't understand. 377 00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:09,100 So what would have meaning? 378 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:13,600 We love you, Mr. Frankenstein. I know just saying it doesn't mean much. 379 00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:16,700 Why do you love me? Because I kill people? 380 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:21,400 Scoring isn't killing, Mr. Frankenstein. It's part of the race. 381 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:26,800 You're a national hero, and we want you to know we're with you 100%. 382 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,100 Good night, Mr. Frankenstein. 383 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,700 I didn't hear you come in. 384 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,600 Who were you expecting? Machine Gun Joe? 385 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:52,100 I thought I could trust you. 386 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:57,000 You really just don't wanna give me a chance, do you? 387 00:30:57,100 --> 00:31:00,000 I was trying to help you. 388 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:03,500 I'm... sorry. 389 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,500 You're what? 390 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:09,700 Sorry. 391 00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:14,500 He wanted to know our route, so I told him to go down 54 392 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:17,400 through the Cimarron Valley. 393 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:23,300 54 is a dead end. Leads nowhere. 394 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:28,700 That's right. And if Joe takes it, he's sunk. 395 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,800 The only way Joe will take that road is if he sees us do it first. 396 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,900 Or if he's ahead of us. 397 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:40,800 - Is that the arm that came off in '98? - Mm-hm. 398 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:43,000 And... 399 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:48,000 which one of those obviously perfect legs was it that came off in '99? 400 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,700 The right. 401 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:54,300 And the left one was just broken in six places and burned down to the bone. 402 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,800 - Is that right? - Mm-hm. 403 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,600 It's a miracle you can still walk. 404 00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:06,300 Do you like to dance? 405 00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:04,600 Those Swiss mechanics sure did a good job on you. 406 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:09,600 What else did they replace? 407 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,700 Wait a minute... 408 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:14,100 and I'll show you. 409 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,900 O Mr. President, bless thy children and make them strong. 410 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,800 Bless thy daughters Matilda and Jane, and thy son Joe. 411 00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:36,700 And bless thy beloved son, the immortal Frankenstein, 412 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:40,200 who has given so much pleasure to so many. 413 00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:44,300 The hell with Frankenstein. What about Joe Viterbo? 414 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,400 The flag is down and they're away, 415 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,100 with Machine Gun Joe blasting into the lead 416 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:02,700 on this second lap of the great Transcontinental Road Race. 417 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,100 Frankenstein is making a left turn, splitting early from the pack. 418 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,500 Look out, all you folks just south of here. 419 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,500 Gee, Joe, there's nobody even close behind us. 420 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,400 Shh. 421 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,400 Where's he going? What's he doing? 422 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:18,000 - Hey, where are we going? - I dropped my glove. 423 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,900 Let not the ruin of thy robes destruct the tires... 424 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,800 Jesus Chrysler! 425 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,500 Ladies and gentlemen, by a bizarre accident 426 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,600 Frankenstein has killed our cherished colleague 427 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,400 the deacon of the Bipartisan Party. 428 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:37,200 I think you did that on purpose. 429 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,400 Have to give the fans something to talk about. 430 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:43,000 It's my obligation as a national hero. 431 00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:47,100 Frankenstein's score is now... Does that score count, Harold? 432 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:52,600 An interesting point, Junior, and one that may set a significant precedent. 433 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,400 Can a racer score a race official? 434 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,500 Ooh, and after all those nice things he said about him. 435 00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:03,600 It don't matter. It don't count. You can't score religious personalities. 436 00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:09,800 The word "deacon" has been handed down to us from the ancient... the, uh... 437 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,500 Frankenstein's score has been approved for 50 points. 438 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:18,400 The confirmation has just been handed to me. You know what that means, Junior? 439 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:23,100 That means that the race officials from coast to coast will be falling like flies. 440 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:27,200 - Frankenstein! Agh! I hate him. I hate him. - Oh, sh... 441 00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,100 You're salivating. 442 00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:16,600 Oh, my... Why did she do that? 443 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,800 To show me she loves me. 444 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:28,100 Here they come. Let's get set. 445 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:42,800 Chicken game. 446 00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:46,400 - Chicken in a basket. - Chicken in a casket. 447 00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:56,900 Oh, shit! 448 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,600 Yeah, hey. Who got the last laugh now, huh? 449 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,100 - The turnoff, it's coming up. - Should I take it? 450 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,800 - Who gives a goddamn shit? - Should I? 451 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,000 She says I should, so I should, right? Or should I? I don't know. 452 00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:30,300 I don't think you should. I think it's definitely a trick. 453 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,800 I'll do it. I won't do it. I'd be a schmuck to do it. 454 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,800 I did it and I'm no schmuck! 455 00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:42,200 - That's your story. - That's right. That's right. 456 00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:46,200 And I see you mess with Frankenstein again, I'm really gonna bust your eye. 457 00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:48,200 What do you mean, "really"? 458 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,900 I have an almost unlimited score possibility, but it's pretty far down the road. 459 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,000 District penitents' compound. 460 00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:09,100 All those old congressmen chained up. They'd be like sitting ducks. 461 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,100 Yeah, and all I gotta do is drive through a cyclone fence. Uh-uh. 462 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,100 Look, the farther west we go, the fewer targets there'll be. 463 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,600 Hey, come on. 464 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:22,100 Joe's already on his way to a dead end, and the other two... 465 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,200 OK. 466 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,900 Take the next right. 467 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:36,500 Now, as soon as the car gets within range, I shall give the signal. 468 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:41,000 We'll have just under a minute after they reach the turnoff. Lieutenant Fury... 469 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,900 Lieutenant Fury has nothing whatever to do with this. 470 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,600 I want none of his surprises here. 471 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:51,000 I could stand for a surprise. Like if your Frankenstein didn't show up. 472 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,500 Don't worry. He'll show. 473 00:38:56,700 --> 00:38:59,500 What's our estimated time of arrival in Albuquerque? 474 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:03,500 Well, I'm not sure. I mean, this detour is gonna make a difference. 475 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:05,600 Haven't you calculated our time of arrival? 476 00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:08,300 I did, but I couldn't take into consideration... 477 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:12,200 - Take what into consideration? - Frankenstein! Stop the car! 478 00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:14,400 Hold on. 479 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:20,500 - What the hell? - Don't stop now. What are you doing? 480 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,700 What are they doing? 481 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,700 Sorry, brother. 482 00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:43,100 If that's the best the resistance can do, we got nothing to worry about. 483 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,500 I guess not. 484 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,300 One thing I can't figure out 485 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,900 is why would they bother to dress that guy up to look like me? 486 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,700 Maybe he was a fan. 487 00:39:55,400 --> 00:40:01,300 Who built this stinkin' road? If I ever get my hands on him, I'll rip his heart out. 488 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,700 I mean it! I'm sick of this race and I'm sick of you! 489 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,500 I guess it must have been Joe that set us up for that ambush, don't you think? 490 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,600 Got in touch with those guys and told them where we were going? 491 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,100 I guess it might have been. 492 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,600 But then how the hell did Joe know we were gonna take a detour? 493 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:25,700 Maybe it was those guys on the pit crew in St. Louis. 494 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:29,000 Took your book out of the car while you were getting massaged. 495 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,700 I didn't leave my book in the car. 496 00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:33,700 - You didn't, huh? - No. 497 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,900 Well, then, I guess it couldn't have been them. 498 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,200 - Who do you think it was? - I have no idea. 499 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,200 Why do you care? They didn't get you. 500 00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:48,200 Us. They didn't get us. We're a team, remember? 501 00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:02,400 Come on over to my side. You're gonna drive for a while. 502 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,300 Why? I'm not trained as a driver. 503 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,800 Never mind why. Just do as I tell you. 504 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,800 I'm counting on you to make a nice big score for us. 505 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:22,800 Sure. 506 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,000 Anything special in mind? 507 00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:27,400 Something'll turn up. 508 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,200 I'm sure that it will. 509 00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:47,200 Jesus H Christ! I'll kill that broad! 510 00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:50,400 - What did I do? - Shut your face. 511 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:54,000 Cornball, what's the fastest way through here? 512 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,400 Well, um... actually, the only way we do it is we get a bulldozer 513 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,900 and we trim this edge down here and we drive through. 514 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,500 No, what's the best way between here and Albuquerque? 515 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,800 - You got to go back to the main highway. - I'll lose 45 minutes! 516 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:10,600 I've seen you before. I'm one of your greatest fans, you know that? 517 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:15,300 I follow all of the races. I got pictures of you all over the outhouse. 518 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,600 I named my favorite dog after you, Mr. Frankenstein. I did. 519 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,700 Lousy stinkin' dirt ball. You got two seconds to live. 520 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:06,100 Come on, Pete, honey. You gonna take all day with that? 521 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,800 I wanna get on the road, make a few more scores. My blood lust is fading. 522 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,900 Almost finished, Calamity, sweetheart. We'll be back on the road in no time, 523 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,300 then we'll cream that Nazi's ass for her. 524 00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:17,700 What'd you say? I... 525 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,300 Blitzkrieg! 526 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,400 You lousy bitch! I'll kill you for that! 527 00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:28,100 Nobody scores my navigator and gets away with it. 528 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,200 Uh-oh. 529 00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:49,200 Here she comes. And boy, is she pissed. 530 00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:52,400 What does she expect? You leave your navigator lying around, 531 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,700 naturally somebody's gonna run over him. 532 00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:40,500 She's gaining on us, momma, and she's got murder on her mind. 533 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,100 Schnell. Meine kleine Buzz Bomb. 534 00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:16,900 - That's good. - All right, on three. One, two, three. 535 00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:21,200 Support it. Easy. Steady as she goes. 536 00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:35,400 Here they come! 537 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:43,200 A detour. I really needed that right now. 538 00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:14,400 Holy shit. 539 00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:18,700 A special bulletin. There's been an accident. An explosion. 540 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:23,200 It looks like Matilda has been blown totally... 541 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:32,100 Correction. Matilda has made an impressive score. Stand by. 542 00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:41,300 Don't you wanna take over now? I'm afraid I'm making us lose an awful lot of time. 543 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,600 You're doing just fine. 544 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,500 - Looks like an easy score. - Yeah. Yeah, it does. 545 00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,600 It's always best to start small. 546 00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:12,300 - I missed him. - It takes some practice. 547 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:16,700 - Before it comes easy? - It never comes easy. 548 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,400 Keep your eyes on the road. 549 00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:25,100 How far is it to the penitents' compound? 550 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,900 Oh, maybe 20 miles. 551 00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:32,500 Stop the car. 552 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,300 Get out. 553 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,400 Out. 554 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,500 Come to the other side. 555 00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:54,700 Around the front. 556 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,300 Where is the penitents' compound? 557 00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,300 It's in Japan. 558 00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:19,500 Get in. 559 00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:33,700 I could just push you out of this car and pick up a quick 30 points. 560 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,300 Who are you? Who are you working for? 561 00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:39,100 I'm Thomasina Paine's granddaughter. 562 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,800 I'm honored. 563 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,000 So you were gonna capture me and replace me with that goon back there. 564 00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:50,500 What for? 565 00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:54,600 He was going to deliver our ultimatum to Mr. President. 566 00:48:54,700 --> 00:48:58,600 Your life in exchange for the permanent abolition of the race. 567 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:32,800 She was a great. Dear friend of mine. 568 00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:38,100 And I shall remember her forever. Howling down that freeway in the sky. 569 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,500 Knocking over the angels. 570 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:48,600 The valiant Hun's demise was in fact caused by enemies of the people. 571 00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:54,200 There will be a special broadcast by Mr. President at 1900 hours. 572 00:49:54,200 --> 00:50:00,800 Stay tuned to find out how you can help Mr. President preserve our way of life... 573 00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:03,400 Calamity, turn off the television. 574 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:06,500 Hey, you guys wanna stop playing that song, please? 575 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:11,700 Look, this is a race, a sporting event, not a daredevil stunt. I want some protection. 576 00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:14,500 You should have given us an escort after Nero got it. 577 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,000 Joe would score the escort, wouldn't you, baby? 578 00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:21,300 You wanna zip your lip, Myra? Huh? Now, are you going to cover me or not? 579 00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:25,500 Look, Mr. Viterbo, if you're afraid to go on with the race, why don't you quit? 580 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,100 You're calling me a turkey? 581 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,200 If you ask me, you're all making excuses for poor driving. 582 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:34,600 Poor driving?! Listen, honey. Matilda the Hun was a champion driver. 583 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,700 Nobody could've scored my navigator and gotten away with it. 584 00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:39,700 And he's talking about poor driving! 585 00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:43,800 I'd like to see you do it. I've been driving for ten years. Nobody talks to me like this. 586 00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,300 - This stinks. - It's all on account of the rebels. 587 00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:51,200 Who mentioned anything about rebels? There are no rebels. Understand? 588 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,200 Then who was that old lady on the television? 589 00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:56,400 Thomasina Paine. She's a harmless lunatic. 590 00:50:56,500 --> 00:51:01,500 Would you please come outside, sir? We like to ask you a few questions. 591 00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:06,100 - Come on, Annie. - Alone, if you don't mind. 592 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,800 Mr. President will explain those accidents during his address to the nation. 593 00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:13,700 - How did she jam the networks? - And bump off our friends? 594 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:17,700 She didn't bump off anybody. She walked into a television station waving a gun, 595 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,900 forced them to put her on the air. We've taken her back to the asylum. That's it. 596 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,600 - I got just two words to say about that. - Oh? 597 00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:26,200 Bull shit! 598 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,000 Excuse me. 599 00:51:28,900 --> 00:51:31,600 Hey! I told you to stop playing that song! 600 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:37,200 You forget, Joe, that I'm a representative of Mr. President's government. 601 00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:40,200 I happen to hold the power of life and death. 602 00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:43,500 Yeah? Well, I happen to hold the clam sauce. 603 00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:48,900 Look out, Viterbo. You may be the second biggest clown in this circus, 604 00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:51,700 but if I want you dead, you're dead. 605 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,500 - Second biggest? - Sit down and eat! 606 00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:02,100 I told you to stop playing that music! 607 00:52:02,900 --> 00:52:06,600 Were they armed, or did they expect the fire to be enough to stop you? 608 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:11,900 I don't know what they expected. We just ran through it all and kept going. 609 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000 One more question, Mr. Frankenstein. 610 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,600 Did you take that particular road on your own initiative, 611 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,300 or on the advice of your navigator? 612 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,200 On my own initiative. 613 00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:28,700 Thank you, Mr. Frankenstein. That will be all. 614 00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:35,000 There has been a lot of talk about American rebels. 615 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000 We have positive proof 616 00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:40,400 that it was none other than the treacherous French 617 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:44,000 who have been sabotaging our great race. 618 00:52:44,100 --> 00:52:48,300 Just as they and their stinking European allies 619 00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:53,600 have undermined and destroyed our great national economy. 620 00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:56,100 It is no coincidence. My dear children. 621 00:52:56,100 --> 00:53:00,400 That the word "sabotage" was invented by the French. 622 00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:03,000 - Where's Annie? - I don't know. 623 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,600 Hey, did you hear the news? 624 00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:09,100 Mr. President said it was the French who knocked off Nero and Matilda. 625 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,800 Watch out for the crêpe suzettes. 626 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:15,400 ..."Machine Gun" Joe Viterbo and Frankenstein. 627 00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:21,000 As they begin the last lap of their long and difficult journey 628 00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:24,100 toward New Los Angeles. 629 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:31,100 Drop your keys? 630 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,900 I was just looking for something I lost. 631 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,300 The race? 632 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,600 Look, Joe... 633 00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:40,600 I threw you off course, OK? 634 00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:42,800 All's fair in love and war. 635 00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:46,800 I'm glad to hear you say that, Annie, because what we got goin' here 636 00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:49,000 definitely ain't love. 637 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,000 Well, then, why don't we just forget about it? 638 00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:56,500 You know, Annie, it's too bad things ain't like they were in the old days, 639 00:53:56,500 --> 00:54:02,000 when we'd just take somebody in an alley and blow their brains out. You know? 640 00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:04,700 - Joe, please. - Go ahead and scream, Annie. 641 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,700 - You're hurting me, Joe. - There's nobody to hear you. 642 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,800 Huh? 643 00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:18,500 How does it feel to know you're gonna spend the rest of your life in pain? 644 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:22,700 The rest of your life is about a minute and a half. 645 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:29,200 Frankie. Glad you came. I caught your navigator screwin' around with the car, 646 00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:33,300 so I thought I'd come down and have a look at what was going on. 647 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,000 Hey, come on, Frank... 648 00:55:56,700 --> 00:55:58,600 Upstairs. 649 00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:01,700 So much for a fair fight. 650 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:06,000 Next chance I get, you're dead. 651 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:18,000 What were you doing? Getting more secret instructions from the lunatic fringe? 652 00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:25,300 Why don't you just turn me in and get it over with? 653 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,800 No need to. 654 00:56:28,900 --> 00:56:32,100 You've blown your cover. You're no threat to me. 655 00:56:32,100 --> 00:56:35,800 Anyway, you're not someone I would throw away. 656 00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:39,700 - I have a job to do. - Your job is a waste of time. 657 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,000 The world doesn't wanna be saved. 658 00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:45,900 I'm giving you a chance to save one small part of it. 659 00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:48,100 Yourself. 660 00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:51,400 Who are you anyway? 661 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,800 Nobody. 662 00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:56,800 I was brought up in a government training centre to be what I am - 663 00:56:56,900 --> 00:57:01,800 Frankenstein, the best driver on earth. This year. 664 00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:05,300 They use one up, they bring in another. 665 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:09,900 - But I will be the last of the line. - Oh, who's kidding who? 666 00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:15,100 I never kid. 667 00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:42,400 Why don't you ever take off that glove? 668 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,700 What's underneath it? 669 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,800 It's my secret. 670 00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:50,800 You and the Swiss doctors again? 671 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:53,900 There are no Swiss doctors. 672 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:59,400 Just native... American... know-how. 673 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000 - Have you checked the oil? - Yes. 674 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,700 - Have you checked the hydraulics? - An hour ago. 675 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:28,300 - Brakes? Tires? Water? - Yeah, they're OK. Everything's OK. 676 00:58:28,300 --> 00:58:33,200 Don't worry. I'm not going to do anything to sabotage the car. 677 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:36,800 You get a load of that face? 678 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,700 I wonder if somebody got points for that eye. 679 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:45,800 Listen, Frankenstein, there's just you, me and Joe left in the race, and... 680 00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:49,800 Well, I just want you to know that whoever wins and whatever happens, 681 00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:53,500 it's been really grand racin' with you folks. 682 00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:56,400 I also wanna say that I think you make a real nice couple. 683 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,400 - Thank you, Jane. - Good luck. 684 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,200 Joe, Myra, 685 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,900 I just wanna say, whatever happens, whoever wins... 686 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,400 Hey, save it for the French. 687 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:21,300 The cars have started, lined up, and are ready to roll on the last lap. 688 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,200 They're off! Frankenstein... Holy Chrysler! 689 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,900 Joe has just scored his own pit crew! 690 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:31,500 You lousy sons of bitches! That'll teach you! 691 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,900 "Machine Gun" Joe Viterbo, that funny man from Chicago, 692 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,600 has scored his own mechanics for 40 points, 693 00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:43,700 and is off to catch Calamity Jane and Frankenstein. 694 00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:55,300 Screw you, Joe Viterbo, and your mother! 695 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:59,300 We'll see who gets to New L.A. First, with the highest score too. 696 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,800 It's coming up on the left. 697 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:05,100 Forget it. I'm keeping Frankie in my sights. 698 01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:08,300 He's got five minutes on us, and he's stretching it. 699 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,700 So what? If there's trouble up ahead, he'll find it first. 700 01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:17,100 Oh, yeah. Take a look at your face. You'll find it first. 701 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:21,100 You know, Myra, some people might think you're cute. 702 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:25,000 But me, I think you're one very large baked potato. 703 01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:28,500 Roaring down Motorway 66 towards California, 704 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,600 Frankenstein looks certain to be first across the line. 705 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:36,000 But Machine Gun Joe is still way ahead on points, 706 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:40,300 and he could win the race even by arriving second in New Los Angeles. 707 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,500 What's your prediction, Grace? 708 01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:49,200 You know, Junior, when Machine Gun Joe was just a little boy in Chicago, 709 01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:54,000 he had a pet snake that he used to love to ride over with his tricycle. 710 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:50,900 - Break out the thermos of hi-pro drink. - Coming right up. 711 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:19,000 - Here. I didn't mean to hog it all. - Thanks. What flavor is it? 712 01:03:19,100 --> 01:03:22,400 - Vanilla. - Hm. Not my favorite. 713 01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:29,900 This isn't vanilla. It's peach or something. 714 01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:34,100 Yeah, well, my taste buds got wiped out in the crash of '97. 715 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:39,000 It's a good thing mine that are still intact. At least the French can't poison us. 716 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,300 What's Frankenstein's location now? 717 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:50,200 He's about 50 miles out, Lieutenant, and coming fast. 718 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:57,500 Goodbye, Mrs. Paine. When you see me again, Frankenstein will be my prisoner 719 01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:00,200 and the country will know we must be taken seriously. 720 01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:04,300 - Fury, wait. I'm coming with you. - No, Mrs. Paine, it's too dangerous. 721 01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:07,100 Nonsense. I've waited 20 years for this moment. 722 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:09,100 I know I can't join you on the mission, 723 01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:12,800 but I want to see you pull it off with my own eyes. 724 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:18,800 Couple of turnoffs coming up. What's the quickest way to New L. A? 725 01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:23,200 - That's funny. - What? 726 01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:26,700 I can't... I can't seem to focus my eyes on the map. 727 01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:31,200 I think we stay on 7... I feel like I'm gonna pass out. 728 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:34,400 Look at that. 729 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:40,800 - It's them, isn't it? - Please... please, stop the car. 730 01:04:40,900 --> 01:04:43,800 Sorry. We're in a race. 731 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:57,400 Frankenstein, stop right now. We wanna talk to you. 732 01:04:58,300 --> 01:05:01,900 Stop before I force you to. 733 01:05:13,700 --> 01:05:16,600 I'll bomb you to a halt if I have to. 734 01:05:28,900 --> 01:05:32,500 Annie, help me. Turn off the engine. 735 01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:38,100 Annie's dead, Mrs. Paine. He must have killed her. 736 01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:41,800 Now I'm really going to let him have it. 737 01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:54,700 Look at that. The rebels are sure giving it to Frankenstein. 738 01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:59,300 Thank you, rebels. Mary, I think we got this race won. 739 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:02,100 - Aren't we gonna help him? - Are you nuts or something? 740 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:07,900 I'm getting my ass out of here before they make an emergency landing. Sit down. 741 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000 Attagirl. 742 01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:04,200 Well, America, there you have it. 743 01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:08,100 Frankenstein has just been attacked by the French air force, 744 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:10,600 and he's whipped their derrières. 745 01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:14,300 His point total for this one'll be something astronomical. 746 01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:16,800 Machine Gun Joe better watch out. 747 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:26,200 - Right on schedule. - Hey, what happened? 748 01:08:26,300 --> 01:08:28,500 I slipped you a 30-minute sleepex. 749 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:31,500 Didn't want you doing something we would both regret. 750 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:32,800 Did they attack us? 751 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:36,200 According to the radio, we were attacked by the French air force. 752 01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:38,500 Was the plane shot down? 753 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:41,800 Even those Swiss doctors couldn't have helped them. 754 01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:46,900 I'm sorry. I know they were your people. But I can't let anything stop me now. 755 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,400 They didn't expect you to give up easily. 756 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:52,800 They were prepared for whatever happened. 757 01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:54,600 Oh, my God, you've been hit! 758 01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:57,100 I'll make it. 759 01:08:58,100 --> 01:09:01,800 I'm sorry things worked out this way. 760 01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:05,400 - It's not over yet. - I'm afraid it is. 761 01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:06,300 Hey! 762 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,000 What the hell do you think you're doing? 763 01:09:39,100 --> 01:09:41,600 It doesn't make any difference what happens to me. 764 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:45,300 That is the dumbest, sorriest thing I've ever heard you say. 765 01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:49,700 I don't believe you've got a drop of Thomasina Paine's blood in your body. 766 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:53,600 The minute things get rough, you close your eyes and try to drive us off a cliff. 767 01:09:53,700 --> 01:09:57,900 If you'd just stop trying to kill me for a minute, I need your help. 768 01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:01,100 How can you possibly expect me to help you? 769 01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:02,800 You're my navigator. 770 01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:05,500 You're the only one who knows where you're going. 771 01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:08,300 I mean, whose side are you on anyway? 772 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:11,600 I thought the only thing you cared about was winning the race. 773 01:10:11,700 --> 01:10:16,800 Sure. Only the winner of the race gets to shake hands with Mr. President. 774 01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:19,900 - Is that a grenade? - A hand grenade. 775 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:26,000 That handshake is all I've lived for for as long as I can remember. 776 01:10:26,100 --> 01:10:29,700 No, wait a minute. I don't want you to die. 777 01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,800 It's my life's work. 778 01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:18,400 Why do you wanna win this race so bad? 779 01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:22,000 Why do I wanna win this race? In the name of hate. 780 01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:24,100 One big victory for hate. 781 01:13:04,700 --> 01:13:07,700 Give me your hand. Give me your hand! 782 01:13:23,300 --> 01:13:27,100 - Hey, stop. Will you stop the car? - Shut up! What is that? 783 01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:32,700 It's a hand. Will you stop the goddamn car? Stop the car! 784 01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:47,400 You're going to have to shift the gears for me now. 785 01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:49,900 The only thing that worries me 786 01:13:49,900 --> 01:13:53,500 is how am I going to shake hands with Mr. President? 787 01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:56,700 Mr. President's the one who should be worried now. 788 01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:21,700 He's coming! Can you hear that engine? Still in perfect tune. 789 01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:26,100 Here he is - the one and only three-time winner 790 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:30,800 and sole survivor of the 20th annual Transcontinental Road Race, 791 01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:34,600 none other than Frankenstein himself! 792 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,300 And now Mr. President. 793 01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:39,900 Our enemy, the French, 794 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:44,700 have destroyed nearly all our gallant racers. 795 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:49,200 Just as they have crippled our once-great economy, 796 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:52,200 and wrecked our telephone system. 797 01:14:52,300 --> 01:14:56,100 But even they, in all their evil power, 798 01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:59,600 were not able to destroy Frankenstein, 799 01:14:59,700 --> 01:15:03,600 who is the embodiment of our national virtue 800 01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:07,100 and therefore indestructible. 801 01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:12,700 It is fitting that Frankenstein should be the one chosen by your president 802 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:17,300 to lead you in this war against the French which I now decree. 803 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:23,900 Frankenstein has been shot! There is a French spy in our midst! 804 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,900 Guards, seize that woman! 805 01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:30,000 Frankenstein, are you all right? 806 01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:42,900 Annie! 807 01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:48,100 Frankenstein... 808 01:16:13,300 --> 01:16:18,400 Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein! 809 01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:22,000 Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein! 810 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:36,200 Mr. And Mrs. President Frankenstein - dear friends of mine - 811 01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:39,000 can you tell us what your first official acts will be? 812 01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:43,100 I plan to pension off the secret police, restore free elections, 813 01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:47,400 end minority privilege, and move the seat of government back to New Los Angeles. 814 01:16:47,500 --> 01:16:49,500 We've been governed from abroad long enough. 815 01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:55,400 Mr. President, is it true that you are now accepting rebels into your government? 816 01:16:55,500 --> 01:16:59,400 Well, since I have accepted one into my house... 817 01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:03,600 President Frankenstein has appointed my great-grandmother, Thomasina Paine, 818 01:17:03,700 --> 01:17:08,200 in view of her experience in the field, as the minister for domestic security. 819 01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:12,200 And I plan to deal very harshly with rebels. 820 01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:18,200 Anybody who is unhappy with happiness can go find someplace else to live. 821 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:20,900 - What about the race? - The race is abolished. 822 01:17:20,900 --> 01:17:22,900 - Abolished? - That's right. 823 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:27,400 We feel that the country no longer needs this gratuitous display of violence 824 01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:30,100 to show the world that its virility is still intact. 825 01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:36,100 Mr. President, isn't it true that as a racer your popularity depended on violence? 826 01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:41,200 I'm afraid I shall have to let my press secretary answer that question. 827 01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:44,600 Stop annoying Mr. President with impertinent questions, Junior. 828 01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:46,800 It's the race, man. 829 01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:49,800 President Frankenstein, you can't call off the race. 830 01:17:49,900 --> 01:17:52,000 The American people won't stand for it! 831 01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:54,200 Get out of the way, Junior. 832 01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:58,900 The race is the symbol of everything we hold dear - our American way of life. 833 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,700 Sure, it's violent. But that's the way we love it. 834 01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:05,300 Violent, violent, violent. And that's why we love you! 835 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,800 Frank, do we have to listen to this? 836 01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:09,100 No. 837 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:21,200 As to this matter of violence. 838 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:26,000 The technique of violence was first developed in 2.000.000 BC 839 01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:28,200 by the Australopithecines. 840 01:18:28,300 --> 01:18:32,700 A tribe of four-foot primates who had no brains to speak of. 841 01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:38,100 But who. Nevertheless. Invented the tomahawk and used it on each other. 842 01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:43,800 This practice led to the enlargement of the brain - another useful weapon. 843 01:18:43,900 --> 01:18:49,100 Yes. Murder was invented even before man began to think. 844 01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:55,100 Now. of course. Man has become known as the thinking animal. 68567

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