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[bright music playing]
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[ding]
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♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh ♪
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["No More 'I Love You's'"
by Annie Lennox plays]
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♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh ♪
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♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh ♪
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♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh ♪
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[man] Zoey, I've loved yousince the moment I saw you.
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You knocked me off my feet,remember?
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I knew even then,and I think you did too,
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that what we've gotis something special,
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something powerful,
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something real.
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When I look into your eyes,I see our whole lives.
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The good days, the bad days,
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the birthdays, the old age.
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I... I want to do it all, Zoey!
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As long as I can do itwith you.
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And sure, it won't be perfect,
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but nothing in this worldis perfect,
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except for you.
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I'm ready to build a life,
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a family, a future, together,
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but that all starts
with one question.
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Zoey...
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Zoey...
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Uh, what's your last name again?
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Brooks.
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Zoey Brooks, will you marry me?
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[people gasping and exclaiming]
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What are you doing?
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I'm asking for your hand.
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We've been on two dates.
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Two perfect dates
that I would like to turn
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into forever, so, will you
make me the happiest--
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No, no, definitely not,
absolutely not.
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Not in a million years, no!
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Well, maybe
if you said "yes" now,
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and then we could talk
about it later.
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Byron, stand up.
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Yeah. Hi.
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You know this is weird, right?
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Yeah, I know it's weird.
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Just, I'm 30 and a half
and I live with my mom,
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and I'm the lead singer
of a Maroon 5 cover band.
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I don't really get
a lot of second dates.
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Thank you for your honesty,
Byron.
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I'm sure there's someone
out there for you,
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it just isn't me.
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So I need to leave.
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Yeah, that, uh,
that makes sense.
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You gonna be all right?
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Oh yeah, I'm, uh,
yeah, I'll be fine.
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All right.
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So I'll call you?
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Please don't.
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Okay.
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-Congratulations!
-Congratulations!
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["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays]
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♪ Oh, make me over ♪
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♪ I'm all I wanna be ♪
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♪ A walking study ♪
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♪ In demonology ♪
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♪ Hey, so gladyou could make it ♪
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♪ Yeah,now you've really made it ♪
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♪ Hey, so gladyou could make it now ♪
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[hard rock music ends]
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[screaming]
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[electricity buzzing]
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[bright music playing]
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[host] You're watching
LOVE: Fully Charged.
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Welcome to sunnyMalibou Lake, California,
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where 12 sexy singles
will spend the summer
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searching
for their perfect match,
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with the grand prize
of either true love
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or a car.
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This season, we've taken
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a stupid old
Pontiac Solstice Coupe
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and we've converted it
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into the electric vehicle
of your dreams.
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With a range of 300 miles
and self-driving capabilities,
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this is the fully charged LUV-6.
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Now buckle up because this week,
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Jordan B. and Jordyn J.
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go on their first date.
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[mellow music playing]
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What's up?
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I currently drive
a 2009 Ford Fiesta,
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no A/C, no rearview mirror,
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so you know I'm gunnin'
for that Pontiac.
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But Jordyn J. is lookin'
super hot today,
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so, yeah, I guess my head
is starting to turn!
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[giggling]
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You're lookin' super hot today.
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-You want some wine?
-Yeah, thanks.
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[laughter]
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So look, why'd you pick me
to go on a date?
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Uh...
[chuckles nervously]
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[music stops]
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Uh...
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[chuckles]
Um...
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Tell her to go. Go, go!
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[chuckles nervously]
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[Jordan B.] Well, um...
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Oh, thank God.
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[whispering] Mysterious...
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[Jordan B.] 'Cause
you're mysterious
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and beautiful,
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and you caught my eye
the second you walked in.
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I haven't felt a connection
like this
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with anyone else in the villa,
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and I'm excited to see
where this goes.
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I'm also excited to see
where this goes too.
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-To us.
-To us.
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[glasses clink]
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[director] And cut!
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-All right, that's a cut.
-Moving on.
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That was great, you guys!
Really fun stuff.
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Jordyn J., to confessionals.
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Hey, how'd I do?
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Oh, nailed it,
just like we practiced.
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America is going to love you.
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I don't think
I could do this without you.
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How do you always know
what to, like, say?
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Oh, it's just a part
of the job, Jordan B.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a promotion to go get.
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Get 'em, Zo!
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[laughing]
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[man] So the question
that I propose to you,
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my brilliant production team,
is this.
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[light music playing]
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Has everybody seen what
they're doing at Dog Cops ?
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[all grumbling]
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Yeah, it's some freaky shit.
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Freaky, new...
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shit, and that's what I want
from you for our show.
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I want freaky new ideas
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or...
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you're fired.
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-[man] Make everyone get naked?
-No!
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[man 2] What if we paired
someone with an animal?
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We did that last season!
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What if we replaced
all the girls with their moms?
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That's an amazing idea
because if there's one thing
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Middle America loves,
it's old women.
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No, doesn't test well.
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What if Jordan B. proposed?
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What if Jordan B. proposed?
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[light music playing]
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Everyone shut up.
Greg, you had an idea?
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[Greg stammers]
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What if Jordan B.
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proposed to Jordyn J.?
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A proposal...
on the second date?
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[dramatic rumbling]
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That is some freaky shiznit,
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and it is so genius,
it just could work.
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How do you come up with this?
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I don't know!
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-[laughs awkwardly]
-I know.
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-'Cause you're related to me.
-Actually, that was my idea!
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Okay, so the reason
I called this meeting,
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every year, for the finale,
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I put together a team
of our brightest and our best.
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The team
that will be live with me
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on site for our finale is...
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[mimicking prolonged drum roll]
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[continues mimicking drum roll]
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This is how you do TV.
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-Taylor!
-Yes!
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-Brian!
-[cheers]
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-Aiden.
-Yes!
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-Rafi!
-Yeah!
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-And of course, Greg.
-[exhales excitedly]
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Gotta have Greg.
Everybody else... be better.
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[paper crinkling]
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See you on the ice.
Meeting adjourned.
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[men cheering]
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[spirited music playing]
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-Siri, start my treadmill.
-Kelley, I need to talk to you.
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Okay, I'm super busy,
so make it quick please.
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It's about your selections
for live finale.
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I think you're making
a big mistake.
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Pink or hot pink
for the new girl?
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-Nude.
-She can't be naked.
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No, no, it's a color.
The color nude.
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Do I have to do
everyone's job around here?!
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[Zoey sighs]
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I would be such
a valuable member of the team
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because I've worked on the show
longer than anyone.
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-All the contestants trust me.
-Mr. Kevyn, question from Legal.
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Did we ever get permission
to use Pontiac for the car?
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We are the number one show
on the network.
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We don't ask Pontiac,
we tell them.
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In fact, tell Pontiac,
if they don't like it,
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they can kiss
my tiny little nuts.
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You done or you still need me?
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I have better ideas
than any of the guys!
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The proposal was my idea!
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Look, Debbie,
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if you don't like your job,
I can get you a new one.
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Submission tape duty.
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Wait, no, no, that is not--
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Submission tape duty!
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[elegant music playing]
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Woo! LOVE: Fully Charged!
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[sighs]
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[Zoey] Not today, please.
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-[ignition failing to start]
-Please.
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[sighs]
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[fans yelling excitedly]
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This is a closed set,
I want to let you guys know.
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I don't love that photo,
to be honest. I'll sign this.
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I do have to leave
in about two seconds.
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-But it's like the best picture!
-All right.
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[sighs]
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[car beeps to mimic
a wolf whistle]
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Oh my God.
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Need a ride?
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[whimsical music playing]
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Oh, come on, cheer up.
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This is what happens
when you still drive
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your dad's PT Cruiser,
from high school.
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You're gonna need
a new car, babe.
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I'm fine. I like my car.
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Isn't it crazy
that I started as your intern,
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and now like, we're...
like, I'm like...
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like a little above...
like it's crazy.
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What's crazy is that Kelley
lets you take home the show car
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but I can't even get him
to look at me.
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That's because Kelley
is obsessed with me.
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It would be like gross
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if it didn't come
with some perks.
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I just think
about all the things
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I dreamed about
in high school,
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and now I'm here,
and it's like,
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is this it, is this the dream?
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It's really gross how often
you talk about high school.
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[soft music playing]
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No, but seriously,
just break the rules.
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There are two types
of people, right?
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Sharks and minnows.
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I'm obviously a shark,
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and you're-you're a minnow.
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I'm not a minnow.
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Okay, then prove it.
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If you want Kelley's attention,
just do what I did.
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What did you do?
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I solicited him for nudes
and then I blackmailed him.
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[laughing]
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I'm joking!
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You're crazy!
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Um, no, I applied for the job.
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If it makes you feel better,
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I really thought
the promotion was yours.
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You deserve it more than anyone,
259
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including me.
260
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I make way too much money.
261
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-You wanna go to sushi?
-[ding]
262
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Take me to SUGARFISH.
263
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[male voice] Taking youto SUGARFISH.
264
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-[Zoey] Archer!
-[cars honking]
265
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It's totally fine.
266
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,962
This drives itself,
we can just relax.
267
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Sit back, relax.
268
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[male voice] Door closing.
269
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[soft music playing]
270
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:37,670
[car beeps to mimic
a wolf whistle]
271
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[keys jingling]
272
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[phone ringing]
273
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-Hey!
-Hi!
274
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-Did you get it?
-The promotion? No.
275
00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:09,435
Sexism is still alive and well
in Hollywood, baby!
276
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,770
What?!
277
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,038
Those idiots.
278
00:11:12,104 --> 00:11:14,440
But no, the package,
I meant the package,
279
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,208
Oh, uh, yeah.
280
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,277
-Five minutes, Ms. Pensky.
-Thank you.
281
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,613
You in London? I thought your
keynote wasn't 'til next week.
282
00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,281
We're pre-taping it
for the product launch.
283
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,016
Open it.
I only have a few minutes.
284
00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:28,287
The new TekMate?!
These aren't even out yet!
285
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,322
I guess it pays
to know the inventor!
286
00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:32,458
Don't you want to turn it on?
287
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,526
[whirring]
288
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,628
Wow, the unbreakable
see-through phone.
289
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:37,897
It's even better in person!
290
00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:39,432
[laughs]
Oh my God.
291
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:42,001
Did I tell you that I got
proposed to the other night
292
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,070
on a second date?
293
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,538
It's like the second we turn 30,
294
00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:48,274
everybody just
becomes obsessed with...
295
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"Will you be my maid..."
296
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,545
Wait, what is...
297
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:53,779
No.
298
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:54,947
Shut up!
299
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,715
Quinn and Logan
are getting married!
300
00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:58,184
-[shushing]
-Sorry.
301
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,387
He met me in London
and surprised me with a trip
302
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,489
to the Netherlands.
He even chartered a plane,
303
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,925
which is so environmentally
irresponsible, but...
304
00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:07,726
-Of course he did!
-Of course he did!
305
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,061
So, I just called Michael,
306
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,930
and he is obsessed
with being the officiant.
307
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:14,533
And I got off the phone with
Chase, and he is freaking out!
308
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,036
Oh. Hi-hi, Zoey!
309
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,204
So you heard.
310
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:20,506
-She finally said yes!
-Hey, Logan!
311
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,409
And it only took you 50 times.
Congrats!
312
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,911
Okay, so I know it's
almost like too soon,
313
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:27,847
but the wedding
has to be August 26th.
314
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,615
Long story short,product launch,
315
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,951
it's the only time I'm freefor the next two years.
316
00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:34,887
And I don't know what I'd do
without my best friend there.
317
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,288
So what do you say?
318
00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:41,427
You know, I thought
I was gonna have to work,
319
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,262
but looks like I'm totally free!
320
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:46,732
Thank you. Hey, you wanna get me
a water before I go on?
321
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,567
Anything for my fiancee.
322
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,037
Zo, you know
it's gonna be fine, right?
323
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,273
Chase is gonna be there.
It's gonna be fine.
324
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,375
More than fine,it's gonna be fun.
325
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,310
No one gets to see you anymore
except me.
326
00:12:58,377 --> 00:12:59,945
It'll be the reunion
we all need.
327
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,213
I gotta go, love you.
328
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,882
[announcer] Please welcomeinventor
329
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Quinn Pensky.
330
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[applause]
331
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,121
[phone beeps]
332
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:13,959
I need another drink.
333
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,161
♪ You used to know me... ♪
334
00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:17,363
"No one sees you anymore."
335
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:18,998
[sighs]
I see people.
336
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:20,633
Just because I haven't seen them
in a while
337
00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,268
doesn't mean we aren't friends,
right?
338
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,270
I have a lot of friends,
see a lot of people.
339
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:26,338
Even if I had the option,
I'm too busy.
340
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:28,007
I'm really busy all the time.
341
00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:32,178
♪ I used to be your angel,now I'm walking out your door ♪
342
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,079
♪ You say I'm turnin' evil ♪
343
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,115
♪ I'll say I'm finally pure ♪
344
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,217
♪ Shine brightin my reflection ♪
345
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,386
♪ Think I lost myself before ♪
346
00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:43,289
♪ Held me back,tied me up inside a cage ♪
347
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,524
♪ Had to change my life ♪
348
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:48,160
♪ 'Cause I knewyou'd stay the same ♪
349
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:51,764
♪ Couldn't see you werestanding in my way ♪
350
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,500
♪ I can see clearly now,now, now ♪
351
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,102
♪ You used to know me,now you don't ♪
352
00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:02,241
♪ You used to hypnotize me,did it so easy ♪
353
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:05,077
♪ You used to know me,now you don't ♪
354
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,979
Of course I had questions.
355
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,248
Who snuck into Sunday school?
356
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,050
Who stole the Subaru?
357
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:14,019
And who stabbed
Sarabella Samson?
358
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:19,325
I'm Stacey Dillsen, and this
is My Favorite Slaughters.
359
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:25,130
♪ I'm like a flower bloomingsince I left you behind ♪
360
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,066
♪ Don't know what I was doing ♪
361
00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:29,468
-Woo!-Make a wish!
362
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:33,606
♪ Knew you were turning evil,you said I lost my mind ♪
363
00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:37,176
♪ No, you ain't gonna do melike that ♪
364
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:40,846
♪ Held me back,tied me up inside a cage ♪
365
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,648
♪ Had to change my life ♪
366
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,517
♪ 'Cause I knewyou'd stay the same... ♪
367
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,920
[laughter]
368
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,655
Is there shellfish in this?
369
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,923
[all shouting]
370
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:52,958
No shellfish!
371
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,393
♪ Now you don't ♪
372
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:59,298
♪ You used to hypnotize me,did it so easy ♪
373
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:02,501
♪ You used to know me,now you don't ♪
374
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,303
[yawns]
375
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:19,118
♪ Don't go throughyour camera roll ♪
376
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,054
♪ So much you don't know ♪
377
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:25,858
♪ That you've forgotten ♪
378
00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:27,192
♪ What a trip ♪
379
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:29,662
♪ The way you can flip ♪
380
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:32,498
♪ Through allthe good parts of it ♪
381
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:36,335
♪ I shouldn't have done it ♪
382
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:39,071
♪ Chronological order ♪
383
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,440
♪ And nothing but torture ♪
384
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,475
♪ Scroll too far back... ♪
385
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,444
[Zoey]
386
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:49,515
♪ I don't want to see 'em ♪
387
00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:52,117
♪ But I can't delete 'em... ♪
388
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:54,887
What's goin' on?Yeah, give it to me.
389
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:58,223
Psh! Nice work.
Yeah? Okay, here we go.
390
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,260
Oh, yeah. You're good at that.
391
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,796
Oh, yeah, you wanna fistbump?
Let's go. All right.
392
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:09,468
♪ All the best ♪
393
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,771
[Zoey]
394
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,646
Chase, I'm really sorryabout Hawaii.
395
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,582
But we were kids.Can we talk?
396
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:28,053
[Zoey]
397
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,556
Oh, no, no, no, no.
398
00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:35,928
Oh, no. Oh...
399
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,770
[dings]
400
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,642
[electricity buzzing]
401
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:53,112
[Archer] You're watching
LOVE: Fully Charged.
402
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,347
No peeking. No peeking.
No peeking.
403
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,015
Okay, hang on. Hang on.
404
00:16:57,082 --> 00:17:00,219
You ready? Three, two, one.
405
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,421
-Ta-da!
-[all cheer]
406
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:06,225
Jordan B., what's going on?
Did you do all this?
407
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,559
No.
408
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:10,496
I mean, yes.
409
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:13,599
Jordyn J., I know it's only
our second date,
410
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:15,901
but there's something
I want to ask you.
411
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,369
Oh, my God.
412
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:18,904
Oh my God!
413
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,707
Yeah?
414
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,009
-[music ends]
-[nearby chatter]
415
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,544
Um...
416
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,312
Yes?
417
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,081
Um...
418
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:30,616
Um...
419
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,084
[Kelley]
What is wrong with him?
420
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:33,285
[Jordan B.]
Um...
421
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,520
Greg, what is wrong with him?
422
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,155
I don't know.
He's never like this.
423
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:40,025
Yo, I'm so sorry, but beforeI do this, can I talk to Zoey?
424
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,827
Who the hell is Zoey?
425
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,162
Ah!
426
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:46,965
[inhales and exhales slowly]
427
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,469
Zoey, you embarrassed me.
428
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,838
The network loved Greg's idea
of the proposal,
429
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,973
and then Jordan B. goes
on one knee and is like,
430
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,744
"Uh, I need Zoey. Where's Zoey?
Zoey, where's Zoey?"
431
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:02,681
Well, where were you, Zoey?
432
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,217
You put me on
submission tape duty.
433
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,920
You are not here to answer.
434
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:09,955
You are here to listen.
435
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:13,425
I do not like Jordan B.
436
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,461
He acts like a baby.
437
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,796
But America disagrees.
438
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:19,231
It's probably the hair.
439
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,966
And if my prediction is right,
440
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,068
he's gonna go to the finals.
441
00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:26,638
And when he does,
I need you...
442
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:28,640
to be...
443
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:30,476
his mommy.
444
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,211
Mommy?
445
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:33,879
-Yes.
-[joints creak]
446
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:35,814
[yelps]
447
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:41,320
When he is "hungy,"
you will feed him.
448
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:44,923
When he is crabby,
you will check his diapey.
449
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,592
And when we go live,
450
00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:50,729
you will be in his ears
telling him exactly what to say,
451
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:55,367
because I will not
be embarrassed again.
452
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,402
Does this mean
I'm on the live team?
453
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,438
-Yeah, fine, on the live team.
-Yes!
454
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:01,840
Oh, God.
455
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:07,379
No, uh, wait, I cannot tell you
how long I waited to do this,
456
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:08,981
but I don't know if I can accept
457
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,250
because it is the same weekend
as my best friend's wedding--
458
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,885
I was not asking, okay?
459
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,754
Whatever your plans are,
cancel, okay?
460
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:16,922
You're busy.
461
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,893
-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.
462
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:23,962
[exhales]
463
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:25,063
One more.
464
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,499
[sighs] One for the one.
Just a little one.
465
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,369
[groans]
466
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:32,571
[gentle music playing]
467
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:41,880
Quinn, it's me,
your maid of honor.
468
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,550
I can't come to your wedding.
469
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,385
I know it's the most
important day of your life,
470
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:47,819
but I have to work.
471
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,055
Oh, I hate this.
472
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,490
-Zoey!
-[gasps]
473
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,191
-Hi! Oh!
-Hi!
474
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,694
Oh, my God,
I'm so glad you're here.
475
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,462
My family's already
driving me nuts.
476
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,830
Bubbe says I'm too pale.
477
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,499
My mom thinks I should add
a belt to the dress.
478
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,267
-And Logan's sister Lyric is--
-Quinn.
479
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:03,735
-Lyric. Hi.
-I need to talk to you
480
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:05,170
-about your wedding present.
-Right now?
481
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,271
Yes.
482
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,306
My gift is an original song.
483
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,507
That is so thoughtful.
484
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,242
That I will be performing
485
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:12,110
as you walk down the aisle.
486
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:16,381
Lyric is an up-and-coming
singer/songwriter.
487
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,617
I specialize
in EDM/deep house/country-folk.
488
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:21,053
-It's like a whole thing.
-Lyric, about the gift--
489
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,788
Shh.
490
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,791
[vocalizing individual notes]
491
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,262
Ooh, that's really good.
492
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,831
Uh, sorry, the melody
just came to me.
493
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:38,537
I need to lay this down.
Siri, open voice memos.
494
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:40,606
What I would give
for the confidence
495
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,274
of a trust fund kid.
496
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,210
[sighs]
Um, Quinn,
497
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,746
there is something I really
need to talk to you about.
498
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,414
Ready, Miss Pensky?
499
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:50,716
Oh.
500
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:52,851
I'm sorry, I-- I gotta go.
501
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,020
-Talk later? Okay.
-Yeah, okay.
502
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:56,822
Thank you.
503
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:02,194
-[sighs]
-[Stacey] I hope she shows up.
504
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,329
[Camille] Zoey? The maid
of honor? Why wouldn't she?
505
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:05,631
[Stacey] Because she never
shows up.
506
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:07,099
And it's not like we don't
invite her.
507
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:09,167
Now that you mention it,
I worked with Quinn five years
508
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,503
-and I still haven't met her.
-[Stacey] My theory is
509
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,305
I think she's still stuck
on her ex, Chase.
510
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,907
-[Camille] The best man?
-[Stacey] From high school.
511
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,909
It's sad. They were supposed
to spend the summer
512
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:20,846
after senior year together
in Hawaii,
513
00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:22,147
but something
must have happened,
514
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,915
because they broke up,
and I don't think
515
00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:25,484
she's had a relationship since.
516
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:26,952
[Camille]
Oh, no. Poor thing.
517
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,087
And if she does show,
it's going to be uncomfortable,
518
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,690
because I don't think she knows
Chase has a girlfriend.
519
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:34,326
A serious one. We had dinner
with them in Baltimore
520
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:36,128
when I was touring for my pod.
521
00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:37,262
She's a teacher too.
522
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,597
They're so cute together.
523
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,198
[exclaiming]
524
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,467
-Oh, my goodness.
-Zoey?
525
00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:45,170
-Are you okay?
-I'm good. I'm so good.
526
00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:49,141
Your maid of honor
has arrived!
527
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:50,976
-Hey!
-Hi!
528
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,445
It looks like you could use
a little drink.
529
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:54,980
Thank you.
530
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,849
[gulping loudly]
531
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,286
[sighs]
532
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:02,654
[laughs]
533
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:05,223
Miss Pensky,
you look beautiful!
534
00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:07,092
It is so good to see you, Zoey.
535
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,895
Oh, this is my mom,
Quinn's grandma.
536
00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:12,164
Not grandma. Never grandma.
537
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,265
Bubbe.
538
00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:14,366
Nice to meet you.
539
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:15,801
Well, how's your family?
540
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:17,502
What is that little brother
of yours up to?
541
00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:19,438
Not so little anymore.
542
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,940
He has two kids and twins on
the way, if you can believe it.
543
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,276
You all need to stop
growing up.
544
00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:26,111
-Mm-hmm.
-Zoey!
545
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:29,347
-It's been so long!
-Hi, Stacey!
546
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:31,116
[Zoey laughs]
547
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,918
And you must be Camille.
548
00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:35,087
Yes, it's so nice
to finally meet you.
549
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:37,956
We were just wondering whether
or not you were gonna make it.
550
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,792
I know. I'm late, but I was at
my boyfriend's house.
551
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,427
Lost track of time.
552
00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:44,429
Boyfriend? Since when?
553
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:45,797
It's recent,
but enough about me.
554
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,333
Now, don't make us wait
until the wedding, Zoey.
555
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,735
Come on, give us the deets.
556
00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:51,036
Yeah, yeah. What's his name?
557
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:54,740
Uh, his... his name is, um...
558
00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:56,408
um...
559
00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:57,509
Hemsworth.
560
00:22:57,576 --> 00:22:59,244
Hugo Hemsworth.
561
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,546
Hemsworth? Is he Australian?
562
00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:02,814
Yeah.
563
00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:05,917
Like Liam and Chris Hemsworth?
564
00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,986
They're distant cousins.
565
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,755
-Oh! What does he do?
-What?
566
00:23:09,821 --> 00:23:12,457
He is a doctor.
567
00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:13,925
Surgeon, actually.
568
00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:16,128
-[Stacey] Wow!
-[Camille] Dr. Hemsworth.
569
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:17,195
She's ready.
570
00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:18,430
Oh, thank God.
571
00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:22,134
[tender music playing]
572
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,735
[all gasp]
573
00:23:26,638 --> 00:23:28,039
She looks great.
574
00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:33,111
You look amazing.
575
00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:39,417
How do you feel?
576
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,220
Like I'd rather be getting
married in a lab coat.
577
00:23:42,687 --> 00:23:44,890
It's perfect. You're perfect.
578
00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:46,491
You're a little pale.
579
00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:48,293
Could use a belt.
580
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,961
[excited chatter]
581
00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:54,199
-I'll see you soon.
-All right. Bye!
582
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,334
-Uh, hey, where's your car?
-Oh, it's in the shop.
583
00:23:56,401 --> 00:23:58,770
-Oh. Do you need a ride?
-That's so sweet,
584
00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:00,172
but my boyfriend's
picking me up.
585
00:24:00,238 --> 00:24:03,141
-Wha-what?
-Actually, his car is.
586
00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:05,110
It drives itself.
587
00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:06,812
Self-driving?
588
00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:08,446
-Fancy!
-Yes.
589
00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:09,714
[laughs]
590
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:13,018
Uh, excuse me? Boyfriend?
What did I miss?
591
00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:14,419
Is this what you wanted
to talk about?
592
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:16,488
Oh my God, are you
bringing him to the wedding?
593
00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:17,689
-This is huge!
-No, no, no.
594
00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:19,224
It's way too late
to add a plus-one.
595
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,360
No, it's not. I'm literally
texting our wedding planner.
596
00:24:22,427 --> 00:24:25,363
Which reminds me, would you mind
going to Santa Barbara?
597
00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:27,799
Logan is getting the rings
resized at some fancy place,
598
00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:30,202
and there is no one I trust
more than you.
599
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:31,670
Do you mind?
600
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,806
-I don't mind. I'll do it.
-Thank you.
601
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:36,575
Oh! I love you.
602
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,510
-Mwah.
-Love you. Bye!
603
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,515
[Zoey] And that's whenI knew I had to do both:
604
00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:45,283
the wedding and the finale.
605
00:24:45,951 --> 00:24:48,153
♪ Used to be a baby,used to be a lady ♪
606
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:51,223
♪ Thought you werethe perfect lover... ♪
607
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,558
[Zoey] If I was goingto pull this off,
608
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,026
I needed three things:
609
00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:57,696
A boyfriend, a car,and a plan.
610
00:24:58,296 --> 00:24:59,965
The wedding is happeningat 4:00 p.m.
611
00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:01,900
at Logan's family estatein Malibu.
612
00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:04,135
The live finale is happeningat 5:00 p.m.
613
00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:05,637
at the LOVE: Fully Charged
stage,
614
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:07,706
just 2.3 miles up the road.
615
00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:09,107
By the time I'm needed on set,
616
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,076
the wedding receptionwill be in full swing.
617
00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:12,410
I'll slip awayto work the finale,
618
00:25:12,477 --> 00:25:14,479
and be back beforeanyone notices I'm gone.
619
00:25:14,546 --> 00:25:15,814
It's foolproof.
620
00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:17,749
Next, I needed a car.
621
00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:19,050
A self-driving car.
622
00:25:19,117 --> 00:25:20,552
Securing the keys was easy.
623
00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:23,154
Kelley lets Archer takethe LUV-6 whenever he wants,
624
00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:24,923
and he was happyto hand them over.
625
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,591
[Archer]
Wait, you're taking the car?
626
00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:28,260
Zoey, get back here!
627
00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:30,195
What? Ugh!
628
00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:32,264
♪ Time to walk ♪
629
00:25:32,330 --> 00:25:33,698
Ugh, thank God.
630
00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:35,267
[slurps]
631
00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:38,370
The student
has become the master.
632
00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:41,039
[Zoey] Now, all I neededwas a date.
633
00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:43,508
But where I was supposedto find a hotshot
634
00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:46,645
Australian ER surgeonwhose name was Hugo Hemsworth?
635
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,546
Yo, what's up?My name is Dragon.
636
00:25:48,613 --> 00:25:50,015
My real name is Vantarius,
637
00:25:50,081 --> 00:25:51,850
but I'm a really big
Game of Thrones fan,
638
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:54,319
so I legally changed my namewhen I turned 18.
639
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,688
[grunts]
640
00:25:56,755 --> 00:25:58,990
Come on,who can say no to this?
641
00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:02,594
My name's Spencer,and I know what women want.
642
00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:05,730
[Zoey]
He probably didn't exist.
643
00:26:05,797 --> 00:26:08,099
What I needed was an actor.
644
00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:10,902
Hello, my nameis Todd E. Schupert.
645
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:12,203
I'm 28 years old.
646
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:13,571
I'm an actor from Burbank,California.
647
00:26:13,638 --> 00:26:16,741
I can also do accents.I can do Australian.
648
00:26:16,808 --> 00:26:19,544
[in Australian accent] I justcame out from Bondi Beach.
649
00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:21,246
G'day, how are ya?
650
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,281
[Zoey]
And that's where you come in.
651
00:26:24,015 --> 00:26:25,083
Looking at your résumé,
652
00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:27,185
I can see that you have
years of training,
653
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,354
dozens of student films
under your belt.
654
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,755
BFA in Acting.
655
00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:34,726
Oh, and a minor
in Early Childhood Development.
656
00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:36,294
-Cool.
-No, no, no.
657
00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:39,497
I manny for family
on the side.
658
00:26:40,065 --> 00:26:42,233
Okay, I can quit if you need.
659
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:45,603
No major TV shows or movies.
That's great.
660
00:26:46,137 --> 00:26:48,039
Okay, so, sorry,
what does this have to do
661
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:51,009
with me getting on
LOVE: Fully Charged ?
662
00:26:51,076 --> 00:26:53,345
Todd, I'm not here
to talk to you
663
00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:55,246
about being on
LOVE: Fully Charged.
664
00:26:57,015 --> 00:26:59,317
I saw your submission tape,
665
00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:01,920
and I used my position of power
to get you here.
666
00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:04,556
That was wrong,
and I'm sorry about that.
667
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,592
Okay, so why am I here?
668
00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:08,960
I need a favor.
669
00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:12,564
I need someone
to play my boyfriend
670
00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:14,566
at my best friend's wedding
next weekend.
671
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:16,835
I need them to fully commit
672
00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:19,504
the way only a real actor can.
673
00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:25,910
Okay. So, like, method.
674
00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:29,547
Sure. Yeah.
675
00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:34,386
-[sighs]
-I...
676
00:27:34,452 --> 00:27:36,221
I don't know why I thought
this was a good idea.
677
00:27:36,287 --> 00:27:38,023
Forget I asked. I am sorry.
678
00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:40,558
No, no, no.
Okay, if I do this,
679
00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,160
can you get me on the show?
680
00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:45,563
I mean, I can certainly try.
681
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:49,200
That's good enough for me.
682
00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:50,735
♪ You and meare through, though ♪
683
00:27:50,802 --> 00:27:52,103
♪ Watch me hit it solo ♪
684
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,806
♪ I'm gonna do it a cappella,yeah ♪
685
00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:56,441
[Zoey]
Is this completely insane?
686
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,577
Which part, hiring a super-hotactor to play your boyfriend
687
00:27:59,644 --> 00:28:01,546
at your best friend's wedding,or agreeing to be at work
688
00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:03,715
the same weekendas your best friend's wedding?
689
00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:05,116
The boyfriend part.
690
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:06,785
Convincing your friendsyou have a hot boyfriend
691
00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:09,754
is the least of your concernsif he doesn't watch the road.
692
00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:11,022
Does he know what he's doing?
693
00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:12,557
[Zoey]
The car drives itself,
694
00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:15,126
and it performed very well
during the safety testing phase.
695
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:17,429
It ran over sixcrash dummies.
696
00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:20,365
Um, hello? Arch?
697
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:23,435
I'm losing you
driving through the canyon.
698
00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:24,636
Bad service.
699
00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:26,905
The car will be back
before the show goes live.
700
00:28:26,971 --> 00:28:28,206
Okay, bye!
701
00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:31,142
It's the red button, Zoey.
702
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:33,678
Big red button. Center.Yeah, right there. End--
703
00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:38,516
Uh, what are you reading?
704
00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:42,020
Oh, there are five steps to
creating the perfect character.
705
00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:45,256
The who, the what, the when,
the where, and the why.
706
00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:47,759
I have the first four, right?
So who:
707
00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:49,894
Hugo Boss Hemsworth.
708
00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:53,231
What: he is a celebrated
ER surgeon
709
00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:55,733
who is madly in love
with Zoey Brooks.
710
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,202
When: present day.
711
00:28:57,268 --> 00:28:59,804
Where: born in Melbourne.
712
00:28:59,871 --> 00:29:01,706
Raised in West Philly.
713
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:04,676
You really took
some liberties there.
714
00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:06,377
I just can't crack the why.
715
00:29:06,444 --> 00:29:09,547
You know, my interpretation
is that he's being used
716
00:29:09,614 --> 00:29:12,283
as a tool to make
your ex-boyfriend jealous.
717
00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:13,718
-Is that right?
-Jealous?
718
00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:15,753
No, no, no, absolutely not.
719
00:29:16,154 --> 00:29:17,522
That would be immature.
720
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:20,492
I just want to show him
and everyone
721
00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:23,995
that I am a very successful,
well-rounded adult
722
00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:28,299
who's moved on and is doing
better than him.
723
00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:29,501
Copy.
724
00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:35,340
J-E-A-lous.
725
00:29:38,176 --> 00:29:40,678
[classical music playing]
726
00:29:51,556 --> 00:29:53,992
Hi. Oh, thank you so much
for coming. Great tie.
727
00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:55,393
-Thanks.
-See you out there.
728
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,995
I don't know what to tell you,
Chauncy,
729
00:29:57,061 --> 00:29:58,563
he's just not shucking
fast enough.
730
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,099
Get me another shucker.
No, no, no, get me two.
731
00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:03,268
The people need oysters.
732
00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:05,170
I got eyes on the bride.
733
00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:09,741
Hi. There you are.
734
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,143
-I've been looking for you.
-I'm sorry, babe.
735
00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:13,545
I've been putting out fires
left and right.
736
00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:15,079
Isn't that what
the wedding planner's for?
737
00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:17,482
-Yeah, I fired her.
-You what?
738
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:19,584
Look, she just-- She wasn't
executing the vision.
739
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:20,985
I thought this weekend
was supposed to be
740
00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:22,120
relaxed and intimate.
741
00:30:22,187 --> 00:30:24,489
250 people is intimate, babe.
742
00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,224
Do you know how many
people I didn't invite?
743
00:30:26,791 --> 00:30:28,893
-It's just all a little much.
-A little much?
744
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,295
We got two life-sized cakes
745
00:30:30,361 --> 00:30:31,930
of the bride and groom
to drop off.
746
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,765
Yeah. Right there is fine.
747
00:30:33,831 --> 00:30:35,033
-Wow.
-Look, Quinn,
748
00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:37,669
this is our wedding weekend,
all right?
749
00:30:37,735 --> 00:30:39,237
You work so hard,
750
00:30:39,304 --> 00:30:41,339
you deserve more
than a little much.
751
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:43,408
You deserve the most much.
752
00:30:43,474 --> 00:30:44,976
I just want to give that to you.
753
00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:46,544
I know you do.
754
00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:49,214
-Quinn! Logan!
-Michael.
755
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,315
You look amazing!
756
00:30:50,381 --> 00:30:52,183
-No, no, no!
-These are cakes!
757
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,118
Oh, wait, what?
This is a cake?
758
00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:55,520
-Yes.
-Damn!
759
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,789
Could somebody get
these human cakes out of here,
760
00:30:57,855 --> 00:30:59,090
before I melt?
761
00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:01,092
-Oh!
-So good to see you.
762
00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:02,860
-I'm so happy you're here.
-Buddy.
763
00:31:02,927 --> 00:31:04,529
[grunting]
764
00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:07,498
Oh, man, I'm so excited
that this is finally happening.
765
00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:09,133
My two best friends
are getting married?
766
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,069
Taking the plunge,
and I get to plunge them?
767
00:31:11,135 --> 00:31:13,771
[sighs] This is truly an honor.
Honestly.
768
00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:15,306
Oh, speaking of the ceremony,
769
00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,342
I want to go over
what I have so far.
770
00:31:17,408 --> 00:31:18,776
I got, like, five drafts.
771
00:31:18,843 --> 00:31:20,678
I've been writing, all right?
[clears throat]
772
00:31:20,745 --> 00:31:22,213
"Dearly beloved..."
773
00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:26,784
[Zoey]
Here we go, Todd.
774
00:31:26,851 --> 00:31:28,553
[in Australian accent]
Mind calling me Hugo?
775
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,455
It just helps me
stay in character.
776
00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:32,924
Now please, let me take
my moment before.
777
00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:35,393
[sighs]
778
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,296
Todd.
779
00:31:39,897 --> 00:31:42,166
"We're gathered here to get
through this thing called life."
780
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:43,534
What's up with that car?
781
00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,938
-Todd.
-I don't know anyone named Todd.
782
00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:48,740
-That car. The car!
-Oh, my God.
783
00:31:49,774 --> 00:31:50,908
Look out!
784
00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:52,477
[screams]
785
00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:55,146
[tires squeal]
786
00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:56,614
-[screaming]
-Oh!
787
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,752
-Oh, my God!
-[male voice] Doors opening.
788
00:32:00,818 --> 00:32:02,887
-I thought that was...
-You good? Everybody good?
789
00:32:02,954 --> 00:32:04,789
[heavy rock music playing]
790
00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:12,430
What's up?
791
00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:14,699
What's up?
792
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,668
You almost hit us
with your car!
793
00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:19,370
It's called making an entrance,
Logan.
794
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,840
All right. I'll accept that.
795
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:25,310
That's a pretty good entrance.
I mean, damn!
796
00:32:25,376 --> 00:32:28,146
-What's up, Zoey?
-Michael, it's been too long.
797
00:32:28,212 --> 00:32:30,882
Yeah, no shit, we live in the
same city and we barely see you.
798
00:32:30,948 --> 00:32:33,151
-What's up with that?
-'Cause she's too busy
799
00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:34,585
putting up with my ass.
800
00:32:34,652 --> 00:32:36,054
Apologies for my appearance.
801
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,489
I had to come
straight from surgery.
802
00:32:38,556 --> 00:32:40,124
-Surgery?
-This is Hugo.
803
00:32:40,191 --> 00:32:42,427
-Hugo, this is...
-Quinn and Logan!
804
00:32:42,493 --> 00:32:44,095
The bride and the groom.
805
00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:45,396
Of course I know
who you are.
806
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,198
Zoey's told me so much
about you.
807
00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:48,466
-[Logan] Love your car.
-Thank you.
808
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:49,967
And you must be Michael?
809
00:32:50,034 --> 00:32:52,537
Yes. The officiant, Michael.
810
00:32:52,603 --> 00:32:54,105
-Pardon?
-The officiant.
811
00:32:54,172 --> 00:32:57,508
You know, you said their titles,
you know, bride and groom,
812
00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:59,877
but I'm Michael,
the officiant.
813
00:32:59,944 --> 00:33:01,779
-Okay.
-Yeah.
814
00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:04,182
-That's awesome.
-Yeah, it is awesome.
815
00:33:04,582 --> 00:33:06,017
It's an honor, actually.
816
00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:07,652
Yeah. Yeah.
817
00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:11,289
Um, hon, I'm gonna go
put the bags in our room.
818
00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:13,124
Quinn, could you point me
in the right direction?
819
00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:15,426
The wedding party is staying
in the guest quarters upstairs.
820
00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,528
Yeah, I'll show them up.
Come on, Michael.
821
00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:18,563
Thanks.
822
00:33:18,629 --> 00:33:20,231
[Logan]
Somebody clean up that glass.
823
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,201
Okay, where did you find him?
824
00:33:23,267 --> 00:33:24,535
He's perfect.
825
00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:26,437
Tell me about it.
[laughs]
826
00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:27,572
So how are things going?
827
00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:30,074
Oh, uh... well, you'll see.
828
00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:31,976
[band playing swinging jazz]
829
00:33:33,478 --> 00:33:35,847
Welcome. Welcome, everyone.
830
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,349
Cheers to Logan and Quinn.
831
00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:39,717
[all]
Cheers!
832
00:33:39,784 --> 00:33:41,719
I got that second shucker
on site.
833
00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,989
All right, I'm taking him
to you now.
834
00:33:45,923 --> 00:33:47,158
I said two trays.
835
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:49,660
So then I'm thinking
of closing with a joke.
836
00:33:49,727 --> 00:33:52,196
You know, since everyone
will be sobbing at that point.
837
00:33:52,263 --> 00:33:53,998
-[snoring]
-You gotta wake up.
838
00:33:54,065 --> 00:33:55,366
I'm trying to rehearse here.
839
00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:57,568
What a disgusting
display of wealth.
840
00:33:57,635 --> 00:33:59,437
God, I hate rich people.
841
00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:01,639
Uh, don't you live here?
842
00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:03,775
[mumbling]
843
00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:07,078
It's journalism.
The case I'm working on now
844
00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:08,413
is a real stumper.
845
00:34:08,479 --> 00:34:11,382
They call him
the Malibu Murderer.
846
00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:12,717
He's still at large.
847
00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:15,720
-So you're a detective?
-Podcast host.
848
00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:17,855
Logan! Quinn!
849
00:34:17,922 --> 00:34:21,459
Oh, look, I'm so glad
you wore makeup
850
00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:23,594
Bubbe, that's a cake.
851
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:26,664
-That's a cake?
-Yeah. Come on. Come on.
852
00:34:27,432 --> 00:34:29,867
-Don't talk to that.
-[exclaims]
853
00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:33,838
I see. This is big,
even for Logan.
854
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:36,107
Yeah, I don't even know
half these people here.
855
00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:37,442
Well, you know me,
856
00:34:37,508 --> 00:34:39,410
and I'm here for anything at all
that you need,
857
00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:41,579
whether it's a refill
or a rescue.
858
00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,347
Hey, babe?
I really need you right now.
859
00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:44,882
Aunt Carol and her bridge club
want a photo.
860
00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:47,151
-Okay, I'll rescue you.
-Like, now.
861
00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:48,953
-[sighs]
-Save you in a bit.
862
00:34:51,656 --> 00:34:54,258
Sleeping arrangements
aren't gonna be a problem.
863
00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:56,794
The rooms are huge.
864
00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:57,929
[laughs]
865
00:34:58,463 --> 00:35:01,132
I situated myself on the couch
like a gentleman.
866
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:03,067
And didn't think to change.
867
00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:08,539
Zoey, I'm creating a character,
okay?
868
00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:09,774
-Mm-hmm.
-I just...
869
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:11,976
I need you to trust the work.
870
00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:16,013
Now, which one is the ex?
871
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,882
I don't think he's here yet.
872
00:35:18,516 --> 00:35:21,052
Okay, good, I'm gonna go
get us some drinks.
873
00:35:21,118 --> 00:35:23,554
[jazz music continues]
874
00:35:28,526 --> 00:35:29,694
[music ends]
875
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,730
[tender, poignant music playing]
876
00:35:50,748 --> 00:35:51,749
Oh!
877
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:52,850
[gasps]
878
00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:54,218
Chase.
879
00:35:54,285 --> 00:35:55,520
Here.
880
00:35:56,053 --> 00:35:57,188
[sighs]
881
00:35:59,223 --> 00:36:00,591
[Chase] Uh...
882
00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:02,527
Hi.
883
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,462
Hi.
884
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:06,030
Hi!
885
00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:07,532
[Chase] Oh, um...
886
00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:10,568
this is my girlfriend,
Danielle.
887
00:36:10,635 --> 00:36:12,637
-Hi.
-So excited to be here.
888
00:36:12,703 --> 00:36:14,138
It's like a dream,
meeting everyone
889
00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:16,173
Chase keeps talking about
from high school.
890
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,375
Nice to meet you. I'm--
891
00:36:17,441 --> 00:36:19,243
Ah. Let me guess.
892
00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:20,778
Dana.
893
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,079
Lola?
894
00:36:22,146 --> 00:36:23,915
-Coco?
-Zoey. I'm Zoey.
895
00:36:23,981 --> 00:36:26,617
Chase, I don't remember you
mentioning a Zoey.
896
00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:29,186
Yeah, well, must have
slipped my mind.
897
00:36:29,253 --> 00:36:30,755
[Danielle]
Ah, sorry.
898
00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:33,758
Vodka martini,
slightly dirty.
899
00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:35,993
Mm, just like you, cowgirl.
900
00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:37,361
[Zoey giggles]
901
00:36:37,428 --> 00:36:40,031
Hi, I'm Hugo Hemsworth,
Zoey's boyf.
902
00:36:40,097 --> 00:36:43,200
Oh! Boyf.
Wow, that's a strong grip.
903
00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:44,969
-And jawline.
-Thank you.
904
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:48,039
I... [splutters] am Chase.
Chase.
905
00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:49,840
[Danielle] Danielle.
906
00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:51,442
-Hi, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
907
00:36:51,509 --> 00:36:52,677
[cell phone chimes]
908
00:36:52,743 --> 00:36:54,579
-Hang on one second.
-Yes, babe, sure.
909
00:36:57,682 --> 00:36:59,517
Um, I have to take this.
910
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:01,852
-So nice to meet you, Danielle.
-Likewise.
911
00:37:01,919 --> 00:37:03,654
Chase, I had something
I wanted to tell you,
912
00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:06,090
but must have slipped my mind.
See you.
913
00:37:07,091 --> 00:37:08,225
[Todd] See you, sexy.
914
00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:09,961
You'll have to excuse
the scrubs.
915
00:37:10,027 --> 00:37:11,896
I had to come straight
from surgery.
916
00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:13,664
-Surgery?
-Wow.
917
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:14,865
We pulled a double.
918
00:37:14,932 --> 00:37:16,901
Heart and brain
at the same time.
919
00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:18,469
That's amazing.
920
00:37:18,536 --> 00:37:20,705
["good 4 u" by Olivia Rodrigo
plays]
921
00:37:20,771 --> 00:37:22,506
[vocalizes]
♪ Well, good for you ♪
922
00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:24,241
♪ I guess you moved onreally easily ♪
923
00:37:24,308 --> 00:37:26,978
♪ Found a new girl, and it onlytook a couple weeks ♪
924
00:37:27,044 --> 00:37:31,148
♪ Remember when you said youwanted to give me the world? ♪
925
00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:32,850
♪ World ♪
926
00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,318
♪ And good for you ♪
927
00:37:34,385 --> 00:37:36,020
♪ I guess that you've beenworking on yourself ♪
928
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,588
♪ I guess that therapistI found for you ♪
929
00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:38,656
♪ She really helped ♪
930
00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:40,491
♪ Now you can be a better man ♪
931
00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:42,760
♪ For your brand-new girl ♪
932
00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:44,495
[Zoey] Sorry, I was getting
the car detailed.
933
00:37:44,562 --> 00:37:45,997
-Please!
-Oh, the shoes.
934
00:37:46,063 --> 00:37:47,798
Then take them off.
Take them off.
935
00:37:47,865 --> 00:37:49,000
-Greg.
-Okay, here.
936
00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:50,534
Leave her shoes--
Leave them there!
937
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:51,669
Okay.
938
00:37:51,736 --> 00:37:53,304
Oh, sorry. Okay, okay.
939
00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:55,940
Perhaps you'd care
to explain...
940
00:37:57,341 --> 00:37:58,643
-this.
-[Zoey gasps]
941
00:37:58,709 --> 00:38:00,811
The thing I love most
about Jordyn J.
942
00:38:00,878 --> 00:38:04,148
is probably her boobs.
943
00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:07,184
Oh, my God. The hair...
944
00:38:08,352 --> 00:38:11,022
looks so...
945
00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:13,424
good.
946
00:38:13,491 --> 00:38:15,493
So you knew about this
947
00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:16,761
and you let it happen?
948
00:38:16,827 --> 00:38:19,797
Because the hair?
That was it.
949
00:38:19,864 --> 00:38:21,365
That was all that he had.
950
00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:22,733
That's exactly why.
951
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,770
He wanted to show Jordyn J.
and America
952
00:38:25,836 --> 00:38:28,406
that he's more
than just his hair.
953
00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:30,174
Uh, he's a trendsetter.
954
00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:31,976
It's called strategy.
955
00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,210
Is it?
956
00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:37,648
Kelley, being your first
and only female producer,
957
00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:39,383
you just got to trust me
on this.
958
00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:42,620
I know what our audience wants
because I am our audience.
959
00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:46,991
And I love the hair.
960
00:38:49,326 --> 00:38:50,528
For your own sake,
961
00:38:50,594 --> 00:38:53,597
I hope that you are right.
962
00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:55,866
[Zoey] Okay.
963
00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:57,868
[Kelley] Zoey?
964
00:38:58,402 --> 00:38:59,670
Seriously.
965
00:39:00,304 --> 00:39:01,305
Hot dress.
966
00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:02,740
-Oh.
-[Kelley] Yeah.
967
00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:04,675
Now I take you seriously.
968
00:39:04,742 --> 00:39:06,877
Okay. Thanks.
969
00:39:06,944 --> 00:39:08,179
Greg!
970
00:39:09,246 --> 00:39:10,581
Punch you in the face.
971
00:39:11,315 --> 00:39:14,251
[Todd] Just pumping away,
trying to get a pulse.
972
00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:16,854
Seven-year-old kid
swallowed a ping-pong ball.
973
00:39:16,921 --> 00:39:18,089
[gasps]
974
00:39:18,589 --> 00:39:20,524
-So sad.
-Oh, my God.
975
00:39:20,591 --> 00:39:21,692
No, no, no. Don't worry.
976
00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:23,094
He is fine.
977
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,862
[all laugh]
978
00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:27,331
Nobody has ever died
on my table.
979
00:39:27,398 --> 00:39:28,365
Aw!
980
00:39:28,432 --> 00:39:30,234
Except maybe a couple times.
981
00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:32,236
[laughter]
982
00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:33,571
Who even is this guy?
983
00:39:33,637 --> 00:39:35,806
Shh. He's so sweet.
984
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:37,675
You know what?
Enough about me.
985
00:39:37,742 --> 00:39:40,578
Stacey, I'm a huge fan
of the pod.
986
00:39:40,644 --> 00:39:41,846
Total Slaughter-head.
987
00:39:41,912 --> 00:39:43,447
-Oh!
-[Todd] Yeah.
988
00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:45,483
Any updates
on the Malibu Murderer?
989
00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:48,452
Oh. Um... you listen?
990
00:39:48,519 --> 00:39:49,787
Ahem. I'm back.
991
00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:52,723
This is Mark, my field producer.
992
00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:53,991
-Husband.
-Uh-huh.
993
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,860
But, yes, also field producer.
994
00:39:55,926 --> 00:39:57,294
Didn't you and Quinn
used to...?
995
00:39:57,361 --> 00:39:58,829
Date. Yes.
996
00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,631
Yeah, it was just a fling.
997
00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:02,099
But this, uh...
998
00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:04,602
-This is the real deal.
-Excuse me.
999
00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:06,036
How was it with the witness?
1000
00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:08,439
-I got a description...
-Yes, Mark. Great work.
1001
00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:09,573
...of his hands.
1002
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,041
Damn it, Mark,
that's not enough.
1003
00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:11,976
But go on.
1004
00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:14,745
She said the hands
were large.
1005
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:17,581
That's it?
1006
00:40:17,648 --> 00:40:19,083
[Todd] Not guilty!
1007
00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,484
[all laugh]
1008
00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:23,220
-[woman] They're enormous.
-[Danielle] Oh, so funny!
1009
00:40:23,287 --> 00:40:26,290
[Zoey] Jordan B.,
why is your hair orange?
1010
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,459
I thought I could fix it
without anyone noticing.
1011
00:40:28,526 --> 00:40:30,127
Fix what?
1012
00:40:31,962 --> 00:40:34,131
I found a gray hair, okay?
1013
00:40:34,198 --> 00:40:35,432
You happy?
1014
00:40:35,499 --> 00:40:37,868
I can't have gray hair at 23.
I'm supposed to be hot.
1015
00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:40,137
You bleached your whole head
because of one gray hair?
1016
00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:42,206
Then it kind of started
falling out, so I had to cut it.
1017
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:44,542
I tried to find you first,
but you weren't here.
1018
00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:45,976
I'm sorry. I know.
1019
00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:47,945
-It's just...
-[cell phone chimes]
1020
00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:50,481
Hang on. One second.
1021
00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:54,084
Um...
1022
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,821
-I'm gonna have to leave again.
-What?
1023
00:40:56,887 --> 00:40:59,523
If you need anything at all,
you call me.
1024
00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:01,792
Not Kelley, okay? Me.
1025
00:41:01,859 --> 00:41:03,394
You're gonna be fine.
1026
00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:08,966
What was I saying?
1027
00:41:09,033 --> 00:41:10,467
Oh, yeah. Jordyn's boobs.
1028
00:41:11,335 --> 00:41:14,004
[funky, upbeat music playing]
1029
00:41:15,339 --> 00:41:17,408
[breathing heavily]
1030
00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:21,278
Om...
1031
00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:22,479
♪ Cha cha ♪
1032
00:41:23,948 --> 00:41:26,183
♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪
1033
00:41:27,451 --> 00:41:28,552
[sighs]
1034
00:41:28,619 --> 00:41:29,887
♪ If you wanna have some fun ♪
1035
00:41:29,954 --> 00:41:31,889
♪ Come with meI'll give you some ♪
1036
00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:33,791
♪ Get back, get back ♪
1037
00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:36,894
[Todd] So, in a way,
I credit Zoey
1038
00:41:36,961 --> 00:41:38,662
for saving
that little boy's life.
1039
00:41:38,729 --> 00:41:40,397
-[all] Aw!
-[Todd] Yeah, she...
1040
00:41:41,131 --> 00:41:42,733
-[woman] So sweet.
-[Todd] Oh, my God.
1041
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,602
She inspires me
to be a better surgeon.
1042
00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:47,171
-[all] Aw!
-Wow.
1043
00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,607
Can you take a look at my feet?
Because--
1044
00:41:49,673 --> 00:41:50,774
[all yell]
1045
00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,509
-Whoa!
-What is that?!
1046
00:41:52,576 --> 00:41:53,911
[Mark] I'm sorry, it stinks.
1047
00:41:53,978 --> 00:41:55,679
[Michael]
Don't smell it. Just fix it.
1048
00:41:55,746 --> 00:41:57,147
Quinn?
1049
00:41:57,781 --> 00:41:59,516
Quinn?
1050
00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:01,385
[cell phone vibrates]
1051
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,956
-Jordan B., what do you want?
-[Jordan B.] Zoey. [cries]
1052
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:08,826
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Don't cry. Don't cry.
1053
00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:11,161
It's gonna--
It's gonna be okay.
1054
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:14,899
No! A neck tattoo will not fix
what you did to your hair.
1055
00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:16,934
[Quinn]
Who's getting a neck tattoo?
1056
00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:19,904
I-I have to go.
1057
00:42:20,771 --> 00:42:23,073
Quinn, I've been looking
all over for you.
1058
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:25,409
What are you doing
in the bathtub?
1059
00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:27,011
I'm unclogging the drain.
1060
00:42:27,077 --> 00:42:29,346
Did you know clogged drains can
lead to corrosion and flooding?
1061
00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:30,915
Oh no.
1062
00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:33,851
Okay, what's wrong?
1063
00:42:35,185 --> 00:42:38,689
I never dreamed
of having a wedding.
1064
00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:41,825
But then I fell in love
with someone who did.
1065
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:46,063
And I want to do this for him,
but it's all a lot.
1066
00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:48,332
Does Logan know that?
1067
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,868
We've been together
over a decade. You'd think so.
1068
00:42:51,568 --> 00:42:52,803
But he's so totally absorbed,
1069
00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:54,271
it's like
he's a different person.
1070
00:42:54,338 --> 00:42:56,674
I know he's dreamed of having
an extravagant wedding,
1071
00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:58,442
and I'm trying
to be sensitive to that.
1072
00:42:58,509 --> 00:43:01,779
But I'm not a rational function.
My limits are not infinite.
1073
00:43:01,845 --> 00:43:03,614
If only humans
could have vertical asymptotes,
1074
00:43:03,681 --> 00:43:04,915
you know what I'm saying?
1075
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,118
Not at all.
1076
00:43:08,652 --> 00:43:10,587
But I think I get
the gist of it.
1077
00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:13,457
So why don't we just
get out of here.
1078
00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:15,459
Leave my own party?
1079
00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:17,227
I don't think I'm allowed
to do that.
1080
00:43:17,294 --> 00:43:19,563
You're the bride.
You can do whatever you want.
1081
00:43:20,664 --> 00:43:22,066
Party's almost over.
1082
00:43:22,132 --> 00:43:23,233
Plus, there's a cake down there
1083
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:25,035
that everyone thinks
is you anyway.
1084
00:43:25,569 --> 00:43:26,603
[laughs]
1085
00:43:27,404 --> 00:43:30,174
-Where would we even go?
-I have ideas.
1086
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,443
-[muted club music playing]
-Seriously?
1087
00:43:32,509 --> 00:43:33,777
A karaoke bar?
1088
00:43:33,844 --> 00:43:35,980
No, no, no, no. It's late.
1089
00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:37,781
The rehearsal's tomorrow.
1090
00:43:37,848 --> 00:43:40,184
-We gotta be rested.
-[Quinn] Hey!
1091
00:43:40,751 --> 00:43:41,952
Look at me.
1092
00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:43,387
I love you.
1093
00:43:44,388 --> 00:43:45,923
I love you too.
1094
00:43:45,990 --> 00:43:48,025
So stop thinking about
the wedding for one second
1095
00:43:48,092 --> 00:43:50,427
and have some fun with me,
okay?
1096
00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:52,663
[sighs]
1097
00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:53,831
Fine.
1098
00:43:53,897 --> 00:43:55,332
-Okay. All right.
-[all] Yeah!
1099
00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:57,601
But if Michael doesn't sing
Limp Bizkit, I'm leaving.
1100
00:43:57,668 --> 00:44:00,371
Cool. Everyone's drinks
are on Logan. Let's go inside.
1101
00:44:00,437 --> 00:44:02,639
-[all cheer]
-Let's go. Come on, babe.
1102
00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:04,475
-[Michael] That's it, Logan.
-[Stacey] Let's do this.
1103
00:44:04,908 --> 00:44:06,143
-You good?
-I'm good. You good?
1104
00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:07,611
-Yeah. Great.
-Good.
1105
00:44:07,678 --> 00:44:09,146
[Michael yelling]
1106
00:44:10,948 --> 00:44:12,616
[rock music playing]
1107
00:44:13,751 --> 00:44:15,486
♪ Chocolate stardust ♪
1108
00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:19,623
♪ Keep on rolling, baby ♪
1109
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:21,959
♪ Throw your hands up ♪
1110
00:44:22,026 --> 00:44:24,461
♪ Now move in, now move out,hands up, now hands down ♪
1111
00:44:24,528 --> 00:44:27,297
♪ Back up, back up,tell me what you gonna do now ♪
1112
00:44:27,364 --> 00:44:29,700
♪ Breathe in, now breathe out,hands up, now hands down ♪
1113
00:44:29,767 --> 00:44:32,236
♪ Back up, back up,tell me what you gonna do now ♪
1114
00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:34,505
♪ Keep rollin', rollin',rollin', rollin' ♪
1115
00:44:34,571 --> 00:44:37,107
♪ Keep rollin',rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪
1116
00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:39,643
♪ Keep rollin', rollin',rollin', rollin' ♪
1117
00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:40,911
♪ Keep rollin'... ♪
1118
00:44:40,978 --> 00:44:43,313
Yeah! This is my favorite!
Rollin', rollin'!
1119
00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:44,848
♪ I know y'all be lovinthis ish right here ♪
1120
00:44:44,915 --> 00:44:47,518
♪ L-I-M-P Bizkitis right here ♪
1121
00:44:47,584 --> 00:44:49,653
♪ Gonna F you up,shut the F up ♪
1122
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:53,424
♪ And back the F upwhile we F this track up ♪
1123
00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:55,359
[inaudible]
1124
00:44:57,394 --> 00:44:59,163
♪ You wanna messwith Limp Bizkit? ♪
1125
00:44:59,229 --> 00:45:00,697
♪ You can't messwith Limp Bizkit ♪
1126
00:45:00,764 --> 00:45:02,966
♪ 'Cause we get it onevery day and every night ♪
1127
00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:04,668
Was he always that talented?
1128
00:45:04,735 --> 00:45:08,572
Yeah, but in school
it was mostly sad flute music.
1129
00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:09,973
Oh, yes!
1130
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,810
So you all went
to high school together?
1131
00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:14,511
Yeah! PCA, baby!
1132
00:45:14,578 --> 00:45:16,480
So sad what happened.
1133
00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:20,884
We were the last class
to attend Pacific Coast Academy.
1134
00:45:20,951 --> 00:45:23,887
The school closed down in 2009
1135
00:45:23,954 --> 00:45:27,558
when multiple parents complained
about poor education standards,
1136
00:45:27,624 --> 00:45:30,327
leading the state to launch
a formal investigation,
1137
00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:33,230
only to discover the school
wasn't even accredited
1138
00:45:33,297 --> 00:45:35,666
and Dean Rivers was stealing
students' tuition
1139
00:45:35,732 --> 00:45:38,268
and blowing it
at Morongo Casino and Resort.
1140
00:45:38,335 --> 00:45:40,637
Yeah, it wasn't even
a real school.
1141
00:45:40,704 --> 00:45:43,207
The student loans were real! Ha!
1142
00:45:43,273 --> 00:45:45,709
[laughing]
I have so much debt!
1143
00:45:47,744 --> 00:45:49,947
♪ Keep rollin', rollin',rollin', rollin' ♪
1144
00:45:50,013 --> 00:45:51,615
♪ Rollin' ♪
1145
00:45:51,682 --> 00:45:53,450
-[all cheer]
-Woo!
1146
00:45:54,551 --> 00:45:57,354
-Let's go!
-Great job, buddy. Great job.
1147
00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:59,690
-Let's do it.
-[Logan] That was awesome!
1148
00:45:59,756 --> 00:46:01,725
[indistinct shouting]
1149
00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:04,862
I'm gonna hit the head.
Does anybody need anything?
1150
00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:07,264
Chase? Maybe a water?
1151
00:46:07,331 --> 00:46:08,932
Yes.
1152
00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:10,601
All right, I'll be right back.
1153
00:46:11,168 --> 00:46:13,504
-Consent to a kiss?
-Granted.
1154
00:46:21,578 --> 00:46:24,948
All right, next up,
we have Hugo Hemsworth
1155
00:46:25,015 --> 00:46:27,651
and Chase Matthews
1156
00:46:27,718 --> 00:46:28,819
singing a duet.
1157
00:46:28,886 --> 00:46:30,454
No, I'm all set.
1158
00:46:31,488 --> 00:46:33,957
Babe, you love karaoke. Go!
1159
00:46:34,024 --> 00:46:35,726
[cheers and applause]
1160
00:46:37,361 --> 00:46:40,297
[all chanting]
Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase!
1161
00:46:40,931 --> 00:46:42,099
-Yes!
-Woo!
1162
00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:43,600
[Stacey]
Yes, Chase!
1163
00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:44,601
Go, Chase, go!
1164
00:46:44,668 --> 00:46:45,903
Hope you're cool
with the high part.
1165
00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:46,970
Uh, what song are we even--
1166
00:46:47,037 --> 00:46:50,707
♪ Now I've had ♪
1167
00:46:50,774 --> 00:46:53,277
♪ The time of my life ♪
1168
00:46:53,343 --> 00:46:56,380
♪ No, I never feltlike this before ♪
1169
00:46:56,446 --> 00:46:58,248
Damn it, I love this song.
1170
00:46:58,315 --> 00:47:00,017
♪ Yes, I swear ♪
1171
00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:02,119
♪ It's the truth ♪
1172
00:47:02,186 --> 00:47:04,988
♪ And I owe it all to you ♪
1173
00:47:05,055 --> 00:47:08,492
♪ 'Cause I've had ♪
1174
00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:11,128
♪ The time of my life ♪
1175
00:47:11,195 --> 00:47:14,932
♪ And I owe it all to you ♪
1176
00:47:15,365 --> 00:47:17,334
-Yo, they're both...
-Pretty good!
1177
00:47:17,401 --> 00:47:19,069
-Yeah.
-Let's go, Chase!
1178
00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:20,504
Not bad.
1179
00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:22,506
Bet you didn't know
I was a high tenor, did you?
1180
00:47:22,573 --> 00:47:24,474
♪ I've been waitingfor so long ♪
1181
00:47:24,541 --> 00:47:27,110
♪ Now I finallyfound someone ♪
1182
00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:29,546
♪ To stand by me ♪
1183
00:47:31,114 --> 00:47:33,650
♪ We saw the writingon the wall ♪
1184
00:47:33,717 --> 00:47:37,888
♪ As we feltthis magical fantasy ♪
1185
00:47:39,790 --> 00:47:42,426
♪ Now with passionin our eyes ♪
1186
00:47:42,492 --> 00:47:46,630
♪ There's no waywe could disguise it secretly ♪
1187
00:47:49,266 --> 00:47:50,934
♪ So we takeeach others' hand ♪
1188
00:47:51,001 --> 00:47:56,473
♪ 'Cause we seem to understandthe urgency ♪
1189
00:47:57,407 --> 00:47:59,710
[tender, upbeat music playing]
1190
00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:05,849
-Are they...?
-Wasted?
1191
00:48:05,916 --> 00:48:07,517
One of them is.
1192
00:48:07,985 --> 00:48:10,420
♪ I've had ♪
1193
00:48:10,487 --> 00:48:12,723
♪ The time of my life ♪
1194
00:48:12,789 --> 00:48:17,194
♪ No, I never feltthis way before ♪
1195
00:48:17,261 --> 00:48:19,396
♪ Yes, I swear ♪
1196
00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:22,232
♪ It's the truth ♪
1197
00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:26,470
♪ And I owe it all to you ♪
1198
00:48:26,536 --> 00:48:27,871
[cheering]
1199
00:48:27,938 --> 00:48:29,373
[Michael] See that bod?
1200
00:48:33,810 --> 00:48:35,145
Yes!
1201
00:48:35,212 --> 00:48:36,480
[Mark] Calm down.
1202
00:48:47,291 --> 00:48:49,192
[cheering]
1203
00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:51,194
Yes!
1204
00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:55,799
I can't dance like that.
I can't dance like that.
1205
00:48:55,866 --> 00:48:57,968
No, come on! Come on!
1206
00:48:58,035 --> 00:48:59,736
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Are you okay?
1207
00:48:59,803 --> 00:49:01,204
I am so sorry, dude.
1208
00:49:01,271 --> 00:49:02,539
What is this?
1209
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:04,207
What? I thought we were
just having fun.
1210
00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:05,742
This is about Zoey, isn't it?
1211
00:49:05,809 --> 00:49:07,911
You're mad we dated so you're
trying to make me jealous.
1212
00:49:07,978 --> 00:49:10,280
Well, that's not gonna work,
Mr. Sexy Doctor Man,
1213
00:49:10,347 --> 00:49:12,282
because I don't care
about Zoey anymore.
1214
00:49:12,349 --> 00:49:14,618
-What's happening?
-Looks like they're fighting.
1215
00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:16,253
[inaudible]
1216
00:49:17,387 --> 00:49:18,588
Let's just chill out.
1217
00:49:18,655 --> 00:49:20,957
That's it. I'm over it!
I'm over her!
1218
00:49:22,392 --> 00:49:24,828
-Well, doesn't sound like it.
-What'd you say?
1219
00:49:24,895 --> 00:49:26,463
I just get the feeling
1220
00:49:26,530 --> 00:49:29,232
that maybe you're not
actually over her.
1221
00:49:32,135 --> 00:49:33,570
-[screams]
-[all gasp]
1222
00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:36,273
[all cheer]
1223
00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:40,444
[laughing]
1224
00:49:41,411 --> 00:49:43,280
You're getting a bit heavy.
1225
00:49:44,548 --> 00:49:46,483
-Ah!
-[all gasp]
1226
00:49:48,919 --> 00:49:50,921
-[Mark] What?
-Up! Up!
1227
00:49:50,987 --> 00:49:52,222
What is your problem?
1228
00:49:52,289 --> 00:49:55,325
Oh, boo-hoo! Time for rehearsal!
1229
00:49:55,392 --> 00:49:56,760
Out of bed!
1230
00:49:59,196 --> 00:50:01,064
Everybody outside in ten!
1231
00:50:01,131 --> 00:50:03,266
[Stacey]
What is the matter with you?
1232
00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:05,802
[both continue shouting
indistinctly]
1233
00:50:10,307 --> 00:50:12,642
Can't he leave me alone
for one minute?
1234
00:50:12,709 --> 00:50:14,344
I'm so sick
of babysitting this guy.
1235
00:50:14,411 --> 00:50:15,879
I cannot do this today.
1236
00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:16,980
[sighs]
1237
00:50:21,218 --> 00:50:23,086
-Todd.
-Hmm?
1238
00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:24,521
Aren't you a manny?
1239
00:50:25,322 --> 00:50:27,457
It's a side gig, but yeah.
1240
00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:30,761
-Hmm?
-No!
1241
00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:33,430
-[whimpers]
-[sighs]
1242
00:50:33,497 --> 00:50:36,466
No. I'm your fake boyfriend.
1243
00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,202
Fake hungover boyfriend.
1244
00:50:39,269 --> 00:50:40,871
I'm not your babysitter.
1245
00:50:41,471 --> 00:50:42,472
Please. Please.
1246
00:50:42,539 --> 00:50:44,074
[Logan]
Meet me in the chapel in ten!
1247
00:50:44,141 --> 00:50:46,877
I have to go be with my friends.
I really need your help on this.
1248
00:50:46,943 --> 00:50:47,944
Please.
1249
00:50:48,011 --> 00:50:49,546
The villa is just
right up the street.
1250
00:50:49,613 --> 00:50:51,915
You can go up there,
distract him, have fun.
1251
00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:55,051
-Please, please, please?
-Wait, so I get to go to set?
1252
00:50:55,118 --> 00:50:56,853
Yes. Thank you.
1253
00:50:59,289 --> 00:51:01,625
Oh, my God. Finally.
1254
00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:04,428
[Logan]
Places! Okay.
1255
00:51:04,494 --> 00:51:06,363
So we're gonna start
with Michael
1256
00:51:06,430 --> 00:51:09,399
making an announcement
to ask all the guests
1257
00:51:09,466 --> 00:51:11,768
to silence their phones.
1258
00:51:12,335 --> 00:51:13,603
Cue Michael.
1259
00:51:14,771 --> 00:51:16,006
[wheezes]
1260
00:51:16,506 --> 00:51:17,908
[Michael gasps weakly]
1261
00:51:20,177 --> 00:51:21,578
Cue Michael.
1262
00:51:22,512 --> 00:51:24,214
[wheezing]
Silence your phone.
1263
00:51:24,281 --> 00:51:25,482
Bro, what is going on?
1264
00:51:25,549 --> 00:51:27,751
[Lyric]
"I think I lost my voice."
1265
00:51:28,452 --> 00:51:30,120
How do you know
what he's saying?
1266
00:51:30,187 --> 00:51:31,955
I'm really good at lip-reading.
1267
00:51:32,022 --> 00:51:33,256
From over there?
1268
00:51:33,323 --> 00:51:34,825
-Plus, I have 20/20 vision.
-[Logan] Great.
1269
00:51:34,891 --> 00:51:37,527
So my officiant
has lost his voice
1270
00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:39,496
the day before the wedding!
1271
00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:42,332
This is why we can't have fun.
1272
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,868
[Lyric]
"Let me show you. Ready?"
1273
00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:47,571
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
1274
00:51:47,637 --> 00:51:50,106
to celebrate this thing
called patriarchy.
1275
00:51:51,241 --> 00:51:52,576
Heard of it?
1276
00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:55,345
Which has been used
for centuries to oppress women
1277
00:51:55,412 --> 00:51:56,913
by buying and selling them.
1278
00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:59,449
It's also kept the majority of
wealth in the male minority.
1279
00:51:59,516 --> 00:52:00,884
[Logan]
Okay, thank you, Lyric.
1280
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,820
Look, I'm sorry, buddy,
but I gotta replace you.
1281
00:52:03,887 --> 00:52:05,856
-[Lyric] "Son of a--"
-Fine.
1282
00:52:06,356 --> 00:52:07,958
-I'll do it.
-What?
1283
00:52:08,024 --> 00:52:11,595
I have the number one
murder podcast in the U.S.
1284
00:52:11,661 --> 00:52:13,430
People would literally kill
1285
00:52:13,497 --> 00:52:14,998
to have me officiate
their wedding.
1286
00:52:15,065 --> 00:52:16,633
Yeah, you make a fair point.
1287
00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:18,034
But who's gonna
walk me down the aisle?
1288
00:52:18,101 --> 00:52:21,238
-It's a straight line, babe.
-Michael, obviously.
1289
00:52:21,671 --> 00:52:23,340
[Lyric]
"Okay, sounds good."
1290
00:52:23,406 --> 00:52:24,774
[Logan]
Let's try this again.
1291
00:52:24,841 --> 00:52:28,545
Stacey will ask everyone
to silence their phones.
1292
00:52:28,612 --> 00:52:30,347
Get out of here, buddy.
1293
00:52:30,413 --> 00:52:32,682
-[clears throat]
-Cue Stacey.
1294
00:52:33,917 --> 00:52:37,721
[in deep, booming voice]
Silence your phones!
1295
00:52:38,855 --> 00:52:40,824
Just a little less creepy
next time, okay?
1296
00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:43,460
Yeah, okay.
Lyric's gonna sing us in.
1297
00:52:45,295 --> 00:52:46,963
Lyric!
1298
00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:50,567
[device chimes]
1299
00:52:50,634 --> 00:52:52,536
[vocalizes notes, stops]
1300
00:52:53,470 --> 00:52:55,438
[vocalizes notes, stops]
1301
00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:58,208
My AI gloves weren't programmed
to deal with that reverb.
1302
00:52:58,275 --> 00:52:59,643
Did you hear the echo?
1303
00:52:59,709 --> 00:53:01,678
-[vocalizing]
-[distorted audio]
1304
00:53:01,745 --> 00:53:03,547
All right, guys, get in places.
1305
00:53:03,613 --> 00:53:05,849
Michael, Mark,
Camille and Jared, come on.
1306
00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:07,517
-Tighten up.
-How's your nose?
1307
00:53:07,584 --> 00:53:08,919
How do you think?
1308
00:53:08,985 --> 00:53:11,388
Your boyfriend dropped me
on my face on purpose.
1309
00:53:11,454 --> 00:53:13,390
He did not do it on purpose.
1310
00:53:13,456 --> 00:53:16,226
Zoey, he's very strong.
His muscles are huge.
1311
00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:17,561
He definitely
could have held me.
1312
00:53:17,627 --> 00:53:20,130
Classic Chase.
Taking everything so personally.
1313
00:53:20,196 --> 00:53:21,831
He said he was sorry.
1314
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,201
[Logan] All right,
cue Camille and Jared.
1315
00:53:25,268 --> 00:53:27,771
Chase, I know it's awkward,
but for the sake of our friends,
1316
00:53:27,837 --> 00:53:29,940
can't we at least just try
to be friends?
1317
00:53:30,006 --> 00:53:31,141
[sighs]
1318
00:53:31,207 --> 00:53:32,776
I'm sorry, but after
everything that happened,
1319
00:53:32,842 --> 00:53:34,477
did you really think
we were gonna be able
1320
00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:36,112
to just link arms
and stroll off into the sunset?
1321
00:53:36,179 --> 00:53:39,249
All right, now Zoey and Chase
will link arms and stroll.
1322
00:53:39,316 --> 00:53:41,117
Okay, the timing of that
was unfair.
1323
00:53:41,184 --> 00:53:44,120
[Logan] They're linking.
They're strolling.
1324
00:53:46,189 --> 00:53:47,757
You could look happy.
1325
00:53:48,658 --> 00:53:50,093
Okay, cue the bride.
1326
00:53:51,261 --> 00:53:53,863
[Chase] And, frankly, there is
no amount of philanthropy
1327
00:53:53,930 --> 00:53:55,565
that will ever make up
for those mistakes.
1328
00:53:55,632 --> 00:53:57,434
-[laughter]
-Lastly,
1329
00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:58,969
Quinn, you have come up
1330
00:53:59,035 --> 00:54:01,605
with so many wonderful
inventions over the years,
1331
00:54:01,671 --> 00:54:03,640
but I think
that your most impressive yet
1332
00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:05,909
is actually the reinvention
1333
00:54:05,976 --> 00:54:08,144
of this guy right here,
my best friend.
1334
00:54:08,211 --> 00:54:10,547
He's become an amazing man
because of you.
1335
00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:12,916
And so I think I speak
for all of us
1336
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:15,552
when I say thank you very much,
Quinn.
1337
00:54:15,619 --> 00:54:17,821
-[all laugh]
-To Quinn and Logan. Everyone.
1338
00:54:17,887 --> 00:54:19,889
[all] To Quinn and Logan!
1339
00:54:19,956 --> 00:54:21,157
[glasses clink]
1340
00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:25,629
This is nice.
Stace, isn't this nice?
1341
00:54:25,695 --> 00:54:27,230
Everyone together,
celebrating?
1342
00:54:27,297 --> 00:54:31,001
Mm-hmm. Mark, tell me something.
You're my field producer, right?
1343
00:54:31,067 --> 00:54:32,302
And husband.
1344
00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:34,537
Then why aren't you
in the field?
1345
00:54:34,604 --> 00:54:36,640
I thought we'd take
the night off.
1346
00:54:36,706 --> 00:54:38,541
Can the women
who are being murdered
1347
00:54:38,608 --> 00:54:40,010
take the night off, Mark?
1348
00:54:40,076 --> 00:54:41,111
But...
1349
00:54:42,245 --> 00:54:43,279
couldn't he be here?
1350
00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:45,181
-What?
-I'm just saying,
1351
00:54:45,248 --> 00:54:47,384
technically couldn't
the Malibu Murderer
1352
00:54:47,751 --> 00:54:49,285
be at this wedding
1353
00:54:49,352 --> 00:54:50,754
in Malibu?
1354
00:54:52,255 --> 00:54:53,490
How dare you, Mark?
1355
00:54:53,556 --> 00:54:55,325
These are our closest
and dearest friends.
1356
00:54:55,392 --> 00:54:57,794
-You're so right.
-Why would there be a murderer
1357
00:54:57,861 --> 00:54:59,629
-at this wedding?
-Just forget I said it.
1358
00:54:59,696 --> 00:55:00,997
Enjoy your fish.
1359
00:55:04,668 --> 00:55:06,336
-Where's Hugo?
-Oh.
1360
00:55:06,403 --> 00:55:07,704
Um, uh...
1361
00:55:08,672 --> 00:55:10,240
he got called in
for an emergency.
1362
00:55:10,306 --> 00:55:12,375
If only there were more
people like him in the world.
1363
00:55:13,009 --> 00:55:15,845
Hey, Zoe, your turn.
Like yesterday.
1364
00:55:15,912 --> 00:55:17,647
Oh, right. Yeah, okay.
1365
00:55:18,248 --> 00:55:19,382
[glass clinking]
1366
00:55:19,449 --> 00:55:23,253
I would like to make a toast.
1367
00:55:24,087 --> 00:55:28,625
I've known Quinn and Logan
for more than half my life.
1368
00:55:29,192 --> 00:55:31,995
During that time,
I've watched Quinn grow,
1369
00:55:32,062 --> 00:55:36,499
evolve, and accomplish
almost all of her dreams.
1370
00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:39,135
And I've watched Logan
watch her do that.
1371
00:55:39,202 --> 00:55:40,603
[all laugh]
1372
00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:45,141
Everyone says that high school
love doesn't last,
1373
00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:47,010
and they're right.
1374
00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:49,846
Most of the time, it doesn't.
1375
00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:52,749
Against all odds,
1376
00:55:52,816 --> 00:55:55,251
Quinn and Logan
have proved them wrong.
1377
00:55:57,387 --> 00:55:59,322
Uh... um...
1378
00:55:59,389 --> 00:56:03,126
uh, that's why it's so real
1379
00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,495
and inspiring.
1380
00:56:05,562 --> 00:56:07,831
Just really makes me,
1381
00:56:07,897 --> 00:56:11,434
you know, just dance a little
and, um...
1382
00:56:12,102 --> 00:56:14,704
[bangs on table]
...just really gets me
1383
00:56:14,771 --> 00:56:18,241
so excited, I just want
to sing and drink a lot.
1384
00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:19,876
-[all cheer]
-Yeah!
1385
00:56:19,943 --> 00:56:22,045
To Quinn and Logan!
1386
00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:24,414
-[excited chatter]
-[glasses clink]
1387
00:56:25,482 --> 00:56:26,783
[all gasp]
1388
00:56:26,850 --> 00:56:29,686
I'm such a klutz.
I'm gonna have to go change.
1389
00:56:29,753 --> 00:56:31,221
You missed your mouth
by a lot.
1390
00:56:31,287 --> 00:56:33,189
I know. I'm sorry.
I'll be right back, okay?
1391
00:56:36,359 --> 00:56:37,660
What is going on?
1392
00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:39,796
Why is he here?
And what is on his face?
1393
00:56:39,863 --> 00:56:42,766
I'm an ice tiger. Grr!
1394
00:56:43,466 --> 00:56:44,768
Todd, what happened?
1395
00:56:44,834 --> 00:56:46,536
[in normal voice]
You told me to babysit.
1396
00:56:46,603 --> 00:56:47,971
So I took him to the pier.
1397
00:56:48,037 --> 00:56:50,473
He wanted to ride
the kiddy coaster, right?
1398
00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:53,409
But he's too big, so he hit
his head on the support beam.
1399
00:56:55,378 --> 00:56:58,181
Now he can't remember
the last six months of his life.
1400
00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:01,618
Including the show,
or Jordyn J.
1401
00:57:01,684 --> 00:57:03,453
-What?
-[roars loudly]
1402
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,421
-[roaring]
-My God.
1403
00:57:05,488 --> 00:57:06,823
Did I just hear a lion?
1404
00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:10,093
No. My dad made me get rid
of all my exotic pets.
1405
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,295
[Todd]
It's not that big of a deal.
1406
00:57:12,362 --> 00:57:13,730
Right? It's okay.
1407
00:57:13,797 --> 00:57:16,900
I mean, wasn't Jordan B.
pretty stupid already?
1408
00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:19,102
[roars]
1409
00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:21,905
You're right, maybe nobody
will even notice.
1410
00:57:21,971 --> 00:57:24,307
I mean, I'm gonna be telling him
exactly what to say.
1411
00:57:24,741 --> 00:57:26,676
Okay, I need to get back
down there.
1412
00:57:26,743 --> 00:57:28,211
So you're gonna sneak him
into the villa,
1413
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:29,779
put him to sleep,
he'll sleep this off,
1414
00:57:29,846 --> 00:57:32,015
-and everything will be--
-[cell phone chimes]
1415
00:57:32,081 --> 00:57:33,316
Oh.
1416
00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:38,054
[screams]
1417
00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:40,423
[bright, upbeat music playing]
1418
00:57:42,425 --> 00:57:44,060
[panting]
1419
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:58,741
[male voice]
Door opening.
1420
00:58:04,547 --> 00:58:05,949
Door closing.
1421
00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:10,353
Zoey, it is show day.
1422
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,422
You said you were gonnahave the car back in time,
1423
00:58:12,488 --> 00:58:13,990
so where's the car, babe?
1424
00:58:14,057 --> 00:58:15,158
Archer, I promise you,
1425
00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:17,093
the car is the least
of your worries.
1426
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:20,897
Have you seen Jordan B. today?
Is he acting a little,
1427
00:58:20,964 --> 00:58:22,999
um, I don't know, different?
1428
00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:25,768
Oh, hey!
1429
00:58:26,369 --> 00:58:28,137
-Hi.
-Hey!
1430
00:58:28,204 --> 00:58:29,339
Whoa!
1431
00:58:31,407 --> 00:58:33,076
[panicked chatter]
1432
00:58:33,710 --> 00:58:35,712
Just as dumb as usual. Why?
1433
00:58:35,778 --> 00:58:38,381
No reason! Look, I'm on my way
with the car.
1434
00:58:38,448 --> 00:58:41,384
I just have to make a little
pit stop in Santa Barbara.
1435
00:58:41,451 --> 00:58:44,254
Santa Barbara?That is not on the way.
1436
00:58:44,821 --> 00:58:46,189
Okay, um...
1437
00:58:47,624 --> 00:58:49,259
What do I do?
1438
00:58:50,093 --> 00:58:51,861
[heavy metal music blares]
1439
00:58:51,928 --> 00:58:53,596
-[music turned off]
-No.
1440
00:58:53,663 --> 00:58:55,298
[male voice]
Door opening.
1441
00:58:55,365 --> 00:58:57,533
[gasps] Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry! I did not mean to!
1442
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,235
-[groans]
-Oh, Chase.
1443
00:58:59,302 --> 00:59:00,603
It's you.
1444
00:59:00,670 --> 00:59:02,071
Zoey!
1445
00:59:02,939 --> 00:59:05,208
If my nose wasn't broken before,
I think it might be now.
1446
00:59:05,275 --> 00:59:06,976
Why are you even up this early?
1447
00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:08,811
I went on a run.
Why are you even up right now?
1448
00:59:08,878 --> 00:59:10,446
Is your nose bleeding?
1449
00:59:10,513 --> 00:59:11,814
Oh, here, I have some tissues.
1450
00:59:11,881 --> 00:59:13,149
[male voice]
Door closing.
1451
00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:14,684
-Uh, no...
-Wait, no, no, no!
1452
00:59:14,751 --> 00:59:16,619
Wait, wait!
1453
00:59:16,686 --> 00:59:18,321
[male voice]
Navigation calculated.
1454
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:21,591
Estimated time:one hour, 12 minutes.
1455
00:59:22,558 --> 00:59:24,527
Zoey? Turn it off.
1456
00:59:24,594 --> 00:59:26,095
[Zoey] I don't know how.
1457
00:59:26,162 --> 00:59:28,364
[Chase] You don't know
how to work your own car?
1458
00:59:28,431 --> 00:59:30,433
-Come on.
-Turn off!
1459
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,236
-Door. Stop car.
-[Chase] Uh...
1460
00:59:34,737 --> 00:59:36,172
[Zoey] Cancel trip.
1461
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:39,208
[male voice] New drive time:one hour, 59 minutes.
1462
00:59:39,275 --> 00:59:41,144
[Chase]
Why did it just go up?
1463
00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:43,546
-Quinn?
-Here comes the bride.
1464
00:59:43,613 --> 00:59:47,650
All dressed in really pretty
pink pajamas. Hello?
1465
00:59:47,717 --> 00:59:49,786
-Wedding day!
-Good morning!
1466
00:59:49,852 --> 00:59:53,089
-You all look so good!
-You do!
1467
00:59:54,657 --> 00:59:55,892
Where's Zoey?
1468
00:59:55,959 --> 00:59:57,593
-Oh.
-Zoey?
1469
00:59:57,660 --> 00:59:58,728
Zoey?
1470
00:59:58,795 --> 01:00:00,930
-Zoe?
-Zoey?
1471
01:00:01,397 --> 01:00:02,632
-Zoey?
-Zoey?
1472
01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:14,577
It's showtime, baby.
1473
01:00:23,152 --> 01:00:25,288
Can you at least tell me
where we're going?
1474
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:34,030
Cool, I guess we'll just
sit in silence then.
1475
01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:36,666
Chase, you made it very clear
1476
01:00:36,733 --> 01:00:38,701
that you don't want to hear
what I have to say.
1477
01:00:38,768 --> 01:00:40,203
I thought that maybe
this weekend,
1478
01:00:40,269 --> 01:00:42,138
we could put our past
behind us and act like adults,
1479
01:00:42,205 --> 01:00:43,873
but clearly we cannot.
1480
01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:46,843
So, yes, I think it's best
if we don't speak.
1481
01:00:46,909 --> 01:00:48,678
[male voice]
Playing "Don't Speak."
1482
01:00:49,545 --> 01:00:51,781
♪ You and me ♪
1483
01:00:52,448 --> 01:00:55,651
♪ We used to be together ♪
1484
01:00:55,718 --> 01:00:58,688
♪ Every day, together ♪
1485
01:00:58,755 --> 01:01:01,090
♪ Always ♪
1486
01:01:02,158 --> 01:01:05,094
♪ I really feel ♪
1487
01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:08,131
♪ That I'm losingmy best friend ♪
1488
01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:13,369
♪ I can't believethis could be the end ♪
1489
01:01:14,270 --> 01:01:15,438
♪ Don't speak ♪
1490
01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:18,241
♪ I know just whatyou're saying ♪
1491
01:01:18,307 --> 01:01:21,310
♪ So please stop explaining ♪
1492
01:01:21,377 --> 01:01:23,312
♪ Don't tell me,'cause it hurts ♪
1493
01:01:23,379 --> 01:01:25,314
[Todd, in Australian accent]
Ladies, are we decent?
1494
01:01:25,381 --> 01:01:26,249
[laughs]
1495
01:01:26,315 --> 01:01:28,618
Hugo, what are you
doing here?
1496
01:01:28,684 --> 01:01:30,653
Zoey's dealing with a little
work emergency,
1497
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,889
-so she sent me.
-Wow.
1498
01:01:32,955 --> 01:01:35,291
-Who wants mimosas?
-[excited chatter]
1499
01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:36,526
[Todd] Yes!
1500
01:01:36,592 --> 01:01:38,895
-Everybody take a glass.
-Is everything okay?
1501
01:01:38,961 --> 01:01:40,863
[Todd] Here you go.
Everything is fine.
1502
01:01:40,930 --> 01:01:43,633
-She's gonna be right back.
-Okay.
1503
01:01:45,368 --> 01:01:48,204
[male voice] Arrivingat Perry's Fine Jewelry.
1504
01:01:49,038 --> 01:01:50,940
[whimsical music playing]
1505
01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:54,644
[Chase] But Logan said
you got the rings already.
1506
01:01:54,710 --> 01:01:55,778
Doors opening.
1507
01:01:55,845 --> 01:01:57,814
Thank God.
Let's get out of here.
1508
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,149
This thing's horrible.
It's like a prison on wheels.
1509
01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:03,219
Doors closing.Self-park activating.
1510
01:02:04,020 --> 01:02:06,022
Oh. Heh.
1511
01:02:07,690 --> 01:02:10,526
Hey, is that the car
from LOVE: Fully Charged ?
1512
01:02:11,294 --> 01:02:12,095
No.
1513
01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:13,696
I'm pretty sure it is.
1514
01:02:13,763 --> 01:02:15,031
No, it's not.
1515
01:02:21,737 --> 01:02:23,072
[woman]
These are really nice.
1516
01:02:23,139 --> 01:02:25,508
Even I would like for you
to buy me some of these.
1517
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:27,543
You know, if you want
somebody on the side,
1518
01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:28,778
I am that person.
1519
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:32,515
[bell dings]
1520
01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:33,583
[gasps]
1521
01:02:33,649 --> 01:02:34,750
We are appointment only.
1522
01:02:34,817 --> 01:02:35,852
You have an appointment?
1523
01:02:35,918 --> 01:02:37,854
Um, we're here to pick up.
1524
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,490
-Name?
-Reese. Logan and Quinn.
1525
01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:42,892
Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Reese.
1526
01:02:42,959 --> 01:02:45,661
Stop playing with me. You know
you got no money. Go home.
1527
01:02:46,362 --> 01:02:50,066
Oh! Mr. and Mrs. Reese,
I did not recognize your voice.
1528
01:02:50,133 --> 01:02:51,801
I spoke to y'all over the phone.
1529
01:02:51,868 --> 01:02:53,269
Remember me? Janice.
1530
01:02:53,336 --> 01:02:54,804
-No, that's actually not...
-No. We're not...
1531
01:02:54,871 --> 01:02:57,173
Honestly, it's fine.
My mama say I'm forgettable.
1532
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:58,908
But you two are late.
1533
01:02:58,975 --> 01:03:00,243
I thought maybe
you was trying to ditch us
1534
01:03:00,309 --> 01:03:02,011
and get your rings
down the street.
1535
01:03:02,078 --> 01:03:03,412
[both laugh nervously]
1536
01:03:03,479 --> 01:03:04,947
Pauline! Kayla!
1537
01:03:05,014 --> 01:03:07,083
-The Reese family is here!
-Oh, my God.
1538
01:03:08,151 --> 01:03:09,252
[chuckles]
1539
01:03:09,318 --> 01:03:10,686
[Janice]
The rings will be right out.
1540
01:03:10,753 --> 01:03:11,754
-Oh!
-Oh!
1541
01:03:11,821 --> 01:03:12,922
[chuckles nervously]
1542
01:03:12,989 --> 01:03:14,690
Pauline! Kayla!
1543
01:03:15,858 --> 01:03:17,260
[gasps]
1544
01:03:25,067 --> 01:03:26,435
Oh, this is a lot.
1545
01:03:28,271 --> 01:03:29,805
-Uh, no.
-Uh, no. We're fine.
1546
01:03:29,872 --> 01:03:31,774
-Take it.
-[whispering] Take it.
1547
01:03:32,241 --> 01:03:34,143
-Okay.
-[both chuckle nervously]
1548
01:03:34,210 --> 01:03:36,145
We love giving high-paying
customers like yourself
1549
01:03:36,212 --> 01:03:37,346
the full VIP treatment.
1550
01:03:37,413 --> 01:03:38,681
We hope you don't mind.
1551
01:03:38,748 --> 01:03:40,483
-We actually have to go.
-Yeah, we need to leave.
1552
01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:44,020
Oh, come on, you're never gonna
be as in love as you are now.
1553
01:03:44,086 --> 01:03:45,621
And it might not even last.
1554
01:03:46,289 --> 01:03:48,090
-Probably won't.
-That's a weird thing to say.
1555
01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:49,392
Okay. Oh!
1556
01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:51,327
[Janice]
A toast to the bride and groom.
1557
01:03:51,394 --> 01:03:53,062
-[camera shutters click]
-[all] Cheers!
1558
01:03:53,129 --> 01:03:54,864
So, Quinn and Logan,
what's your story?
1559
01:03:54,931 --> 01:03:57,133
-Again, we're actually not...
-We don't want to...
1560
01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:00,336
Oh, come on, don't be
those people, so boring.
1561
01:04:00,403 --> 01:04:02,305
Don't even think
about being those people.
1562
01:04:02,772 --> 01:04:05,608
You're not gonna get these rings
until you spill the tea.
1563
01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:07,176
Now, where did you meet?
1564
01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:10,079
Well, we met in middle school.
1565
01:04:10,146 --> 01:04:12,548
Oh, young love. I love.
Then what?
1566
01:04:12,615 --> 01:04:15,851
He saw me and ran his bike
into a flagpole.
1567
01:04:15,918 --> 01:04:17,353
-No. A flagpole?
-I'm dead.
1568
01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:19,689
-Then we became best friends.
-Study buddies.
1569
01:04:19,755 --> 01:04:21,591
But everybody knew
I had a thing for her.
1570
01:04:21,657 --> 01:04:23,326
And no one knew
I had a thing for him.
1571
01:04:23,392 --> 01:04:24,860
-They knew.
-They did not.
1572
01:04:24,927 --> 01:04:26,996
But every time I tried
to take it to the next level,
1573
01:04:27,063 --> 01:04:29,365
something always got in the way.
1574
01:04:29,999 --> 01:04:31,801
-Other boyfriends.
-[all gasp]
1575
01:04:31,867 --> 01:04:34,103
-Other girlfriends.
-Yikes. We don't like that.
1576
01:04:34,170 --> 01:04:35,771
-Distance.
-Mm-hmm.
1577
01:04:35,838 --> 01:04:37,306
-Mistakes.
-Ugh.
1578
01:04:37,373 --> 01:04:39,041
But anyway, here we are
getting married now.
1579
01:04:39,108 --> 01:04:40,710
It's great,
so fast-forward to now.
1580
01:04:40,776 --> 01:04:41,611
We'd love our rings.
1581
01:04:41,677 --> 01:04:43,179
[chanting]
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
1582
01:04:43,246 --> 01:04:45,881
[all]
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
1583
01:04:45,948 --> 01:04:48,584
-Actually, we're just gonna...
-Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
1584
01:04:48,651 --> 01:04:50,853
-We're just gonna...
-Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
1585
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:55,424
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
1586
01:04:55,491 --> 01:04:57,693
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
1587
01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,829
-[all cheer]
-[camera shutters click]
1588
01:05:00,930 --> 01:05:02,632
Guys, seriously?
1589
01:05:02,698 --> 01:05:05,001
-We're actually gonna head.
-We should leave, right?
1590
01:05:05,067 --> 01:05:06,769
This is a lot.
And the champagne was...
1591
01:05:06,836 --> 01:05:09,739
♪ I'm just waitingfor your love ♪
1592
01:05:09,805 --> 01:05:12,241
♪ You know you arethe only one ♪
1593
01:05:12,308 --> 01:05:13,676
♪ That I think of ♪
1594
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:17,179
♪ And all I want to dois fuel the fire ♪
1595
01:05:17,246 --> 01:05:18,648
[all]
Oh.
1596
01:05:19,348 --> 01:05:21,651
-Seriously, these suck.
-Every single one.
1597
01:05:21,717 --> 01:05:23,019
Blurry.
1598
01:05:23,452 --> 01:05:26,289
No, actually,
Zoey's the big spoon
1599
01:05:26,355 --> 01:05:27,790
and I'm the little spoon.
1600
01:05:27,857 --> 01:05:29,058
We're cute like that.
1601
01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:30,192
[all laugh]
1602
01:05:30,259 --> 01:05:31,961
Hugo, you are hilarious.
1603
01:05:32,028 --> 01:05:33,329
Where did you grow up again?
1604
01:05:33,396 --> 01:05:34,597
[in normal voice]
Burbank.
1605
01:05:34,664 --> 01:05:36,265
[in Australian accent]
Uh... Brisbane.
1606
01:05:38,601 --> 01:05:39,435
[laughs]
1607
01:05:39,502 --> 01:05:40,903
Australia. Brisbane.
1608
01:05:43,105 --> 01:05:45,708
[Lyric] Sometimes I use an
Australian accent when I go out.
1609
01:05:45,775 --> 01:05:47,643
[in bad Australian accent]
You wouldn't believe
1610
01:05:47,710 --> 01:05:51,781
how many men, women,
and nonbinary people I get
1611
01:05:51,847 --> 01:05:53,249
when I use this voice.
1612
01:05:53,316 --> 01:05:55,618
Hey, Hugo, could you text
Zoey for me?
1613
01:05:55,685 --> 01:05:57,853
I've tried a bunch of times,
but she hasn't responded.
1614
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:59,355
Yeah, can do.
1615
01:05:59,422 --> 01:06:01,724
I'll get us a bottle
while I'm out.
1616
01:06:03,225 --> 01:06:04,560
[sighs]
1617
01:06:06,395 --> 01:06:07,596
All right, see you soon.
1618
01:06:07,663 --> 01:06:10,700
[in bad accent]
Ugh. Aussies are the best.
1619
01:06:12,034 --> 01:06:14,503
[computerized voice]
Hey, Logan, here's an idea.
1620
01:06:14,570 --> 01:06:16,339
I can still officiatethe wedding
1621
01:06:16,405 --> 01:06:17,940
using text to voice.
1622
01:06:18,007 --> 01:06:19,842
What? No, dude.
Absolutely not.
1623
01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:22,178
Look, I can't find Chase
anywhere. Where is he?
1624
01:06:22,244 --> 01:06:23,579
[wheezing]
1625
01:06:24,447 --> 01:06:26,082
Dude, I can't hear
a single thing you're saying.
1626
01:06:26,148 --> 01:06:27,149
Where is he?
1627
01:06:27,216 --> 01:06:28,751
-I'll text him.
-I'll text him.
1628
01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:29,885
Thank you, Jared.
1629
01:06:32,288 --> 01:06:34,323
[computerized voice]
Jared, you suck.
1630
01:06:34,924 --> 01:06:36,125
Really, Michael?
1631
01:06:36,192 --> 01:06:38,194
[upbeat music playing]
1632
01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:39,628
[Chase and Zoey laughing]
1633
01:06:39,695 --> 01:06:41,297
[Chase] Is that what happens
when you get engaged?
1634
01:06:41,364 --> 01:06:42,898
Free champagne
everywhere you go?
1635
01:06:42,965 --> 01:06:44,433
[Zoey] No, that's what happens
when you drop
1636
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,702
-six figures on a ring.
-[laughs]
1637
01:06:46,769 --> 01:06:49,071
So, um, you think you and Hugo
will get engaged?
1638
01:06:49,138 --> 01:06:50,773
[laughing] No.
1639
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,908
I'm-I'm-- I mean, no.
1640
01:06:53,909 --> 01:06:55,878
Not really thinking
about marriage.
1641
01:06:55,945 --> 01:06:57,747
But what about you?
1642
01:06:57,813 --> 01:06:59,882
Danielle? No.
I mean, she's great.
1643
01:06:59,949 --> 01:07:01,817
Um, for now.
1644
01:07:01,884 --> 01:07:04,320
Uh, you know,
the timing just felt right.
1645
01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:06,856
Timing. Something we never had.
1646
01:07:11,227 --> 01:07:13,629
[somber music playing]
1647
01:07:14,597 --> 01:07:16,899
I'm so sorry about Hawaii.
1648
01:07:17,533 --> 01:07:19,402
I tried to call.
I sent messages.
1649
01:07:19,468 --> 01:07:21,570
And I completely understand
why you didn't respond,
1650
01:07:21,637 --> 01:07:24,173
but I wanted the chance
to explain why I--
1651
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:27,076
Left me alone on a literal
island and waited weeks to call?
1652
01:07:27,143 --> 01:07:28,778
Yeah, why did you do that?
1653
01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:35,351
I guess I was so used to it
not working out between us
1654
01:07:35,418 --> 01:07:38,587
that I was scared
of what would happen
1655
01:07:38,654 --> 01:07:42,024
if it actually did.
So I just bailed.
1656
01:07:43,325 --> 01:07:46,095
I really, really wish I hadn't.
1657
01:07:46,862 --> 01:07:50,199
I mean, I've tried to move on.
I've tried to forget.
1658
01:07:50,266 --> 01:07:51,901
I threw myself into work.
1659
01:07:51,967 --> 01:07:54,403
Distanced myself
from all of our friends.
1660
01:07:54,470 --> 01:07:56,739
I even downloaded
every dating app on Earth.
1661
01:07:56,806 --> 01:07:59,675
But no matter what I did,
it always came back to you.
1662
01:08:02,411 --> 01:08:05,414
I know that sounds
so ridiculous, but it's why...
1663
01:08:05,481 --> 01:08:08,584
[music brightens, intensifies]
1664
01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:28,070
-[alarm beeping]
-[music fades]
1665
01:08:35,878 --> 01:08:37,813
[Chase]
Why is the car stopping?
1666
01:08:38,414 --> 01:08:40,883
[male voice]
Zero percent charge.
1667
01:08:42,384 --> 01:08:44,753
Oh, my gosh.
You have to charge this car.
1668
01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:46,689
[Chase]
Yeah, that's kind of a thing.
1669
01:08:46,755 --> 01:08:49,592
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
1670
01:08:52,228 --> 01:08:53,996
You look beautiful.
1671
01:08:55,431 --> 01:08:56,966
Thank you.
1672
01:08:59,101 --> 01:09:00,769
Is that what you're wearing?
1673
01:09:00,836 --> 01:09:02,338
Yeah, why?
1674
01:09:02,404 --> 01:09:03,739
No reason.
1675
01:09:05,407 --> 01:09:06,809
-Anything yet from Zoey?
-No.
1676
01:09:06,876 --> 01:09:08,811
Calls are going
straight to voicemail.
1677
01:09:08,878 --> 01:09:09,979
Why is...
1678
01:09:10,045 --> 01:09:11,647
...nothing going through?
1679
01:09:13,349 --> 01:09:16,118
[Chase] Yeah, I think I had
better over here, actually.
1680
01:09:16,185 --> 01:09:18,754
[Zoey] What am I gonna do?
How could this be the one spot
1681
01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:20,556
that there's absolutely
no service?
1682
01:09:21,257 --> 01:09:22,191
[cell phone beeping]
1683
01:09:22,258 --> 01:09:23,993
Zoey, Zoey, hey, hey.
1684
01:09:24,059 --> 01:09:25,628
I think we can make it,
but we have to go.
1685
01:09:25,694 --> 01:09:27,196
We have to walk now.
1686
01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,164
-Okay.
-Come on.
1687
01:09:32,668 --> 01:09:34,737
[Chase] Yeah, it'll be good.
Here we go.
1688
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:39,875
Have you heard from Chase
this morning?
1689
01:09:39,942 --> 01:09:41,277
Nobody can get
a hold of him.
1690
01:09:41,343 --> 01:09:43,012
No, I haven't.
1691
01:09:43,746 --> 01:09:45,514
Wow, you look so good.
1692
01:09:45,581 --> 01:09:47,483
Thanks. So do you.
1693
01:09:47,550 --> 01:09:50,052
-Have you heard from Zoey?
-No, I haven't.
1694
01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:52,521
Wait. Is this supposed
to be their first look?
1695
01:09:52,588 --> 01:09:54,189
-They're weird like that.
-[Logan] Wait.
1696
01:09:54,256 --> 01:09:57,159
So the maid of honor and
the best man are both missing?
1697
01:09:57,226 --> 01:09:58,594
I can't believe this.
1698
01:10:00,829 --> 01:10:03,766
[Zoey, breathlessly]
How much farther?
1699
01:10:04,266 --> 01:10:05,968
[Chase] Oh. Here.
1700
01:10:06,569 --> 01:10:08,237
Okay. Thank you.
1701
01:10:08,637 --> 01:10:10,472
Here, you wear mine.
1702
01:10:11,273 --> 01:10:12,508
Oh, that's so much better.
1703
01:10:12,575 --> 01:10:13,742
Yeah, this is...
1704
01:10:13,809 --> 01:10:15,611
-This is not better.
-Okay.
1705
01:10:16,345 --> 01:10:17,913
Oh, God.
1706
01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:20,215
[indistinct chatter]
1707
01:10:20,282 --> 01:10:22,618
[music continues]
1708
01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:30,559
[music ends with
an echoing gong note]
1709
01:10:32,861 --> 01:10:34,597
[electronic music playing]
1710
01:10:34,663 --> 01:10:36,865
[vocalizing softly]
1711
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,561
[bell rings]
1712
01:11:06,662 --> 01:11:09,064
So normally I could not
afford Montecito,
1713
01:11:09,131 --> 01:11:13,202
but I can afford Montecito
if the house has had a murder,
1714
01:11:13,268 --> 01:11:15,738
-which this one has.
-Uh-huh.
1715
01:11:15,804 --> 01:11:18,007
-The whole first floor--
-I think that might be wet.
1716
01:11:22,144 --> 01:11:23,545
What is that?
1717
01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:26,281
Uh, it's "White Diamond,"
Mr. Kevyn.
1718
01:11:27,383 --> 01:11:28,617
Benjamin Moore?
1719
01:11:28,684 --> 01:11:29,718
This is a great shade.
1720
01:11:29,785 --> 01:11:30,886
I mean, I love it.
1721
01:11:30,953 --> 01:11:32,521
Will you paint my office
that color?
1722
01:11:32,588 --> 01:11:34,456
-Yeah.
-Great. Now?
1723
01:11:34,523 --> 01:11:35,791
-Oh. Yeah. Yes, sir.
-Now!
1724
01:11:35,858 --> 01:11:37,926
No, in the future. Now!
1725
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:40,195
-Greg!
-Hi, hi.
1726
01:11:40,262 --> 01:11:41,764
Hey.
1727
01:11:43,565 --> 01:11:46,368
Does anyone have eyes
on the car?
1728
01:11:46,435 --> 01:11:48,837
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
1729
01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:53,342
[Chase] Oh, God.
1730
01:11:53,942 --> 01:11:55,444
Come on, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
1731
01:11:55,511 --> 01:11:56,812
[Zoey sighs] Okay.
1732
01:11:57,212 --> 01:11:58,847
[cell phone vibrating]
1733
01:12:00,516 --> 01:12:01,984
[phone line ringing]
1734
01:12:06,321 --> 01:12:07,623
-Hello?
-Oh, my God!
1735
01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:09,591
I thought you were dead!
I hoped you were dead!
1736
01:12:09,658 --> 01:12:10,793
I've called you
like a thousand times.
1737
01:12:10,859 --> 01:12:13,262
-Where the hell are you?
-I know, I know.
1738
01:12:13,328 --> 01:12:16,131
So I didn't exactly realize that
the car needed to be charged.
1739
01:12:16,198 --> 01:12:17,966
So it's dead on the side
of the PCH.
1740
01:12:18,033 --> 01:12:19,768
Oh, my God!
1741
01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:21,770
But it's okay.
1742
01:12:21,837 --> 01:12:23,672
The car doesn't even
need to be there...
1743
01:12:24,239 --> 01:12:27,810
because Jordan B. is going
to listen to what I say.
1744
01:12:27,876 --> 01:12:30,179
How are you gonna tell him what
to say if you're not here?
1745
01:12:30,245 --> 01:12:32,448
Archer, you're gonna
have to trust me on this one.
1746
01:12:32,514 --> 01:12:34,416
Well, I actually don't.
1747
01:12:34,483 --> 01:12:36,151
-[sighs]
-Um...
1748
01:12:36,218 --> 01:12:37,986
I didn't mean to eavesdrop,
but it sounds like
1749
01:12:38,053 --> 01:12:40,355
you've gotten yourself into
quite a complicated situation.
1750
01:12:40,422 --> 01:12:42,157
You have no idea.
1751
01:12:42,224 --> 01:12:43,625
[Chase gasping]
1752
01:12:46,161 --> 01:12:47,863
[Lyric vocalizing]
1753
01:12:47,930 --> 01:12:50,299
[electronic music playing]
1754
01:13:04,113 --> 01:13:06,815
Okay, we have waited
as long as we can, all right?
1755
01:13:06,882 --> 01:13:08,150
These guests are gonna leave
1756
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,985
if we have to listen to Lyric
sing anymore.
1757
01:13:10,552 --> 01:13:11,587
[Zoey] Wait.
1758
01:13:11,653 --> 01:13:13,589
We're here.
And we have the rings.
1759
01:13:13,655 --> 01:13:15,290
Quinn, I'm so sorry.
I can explain.
1760
01:13:15,357 --> 01:13:18,727
No. No explanations, all right?
We are late enough as it is.
1761
01:13:18,794 --> 01:13:21,263
Places. Go. Go.
1762
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:26,235
Cue Lyric.
1763
01:13:26,935 --> 01:13:29,204
[mystical synth music playing]
1764
01:13:30,606 --> 01:13:32,241
[sighs]
1765
01:13:32,307 --> 01:13:33,776
Cue me.
1766
01:13:35,844 --> 01:13:37,713
[vocalizing]
1767
01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:52,127
And cue Michael and Mark.
1768
01:13:54,129 --> 01:13:55,063
♪ This ♪
1769
01:13:55,130 --> 01:13:58,333
♪ Is my gift to you ♪
1770
01:13:58,400 --> 01:13:59,768
♪ A song ♪
1771
01:13:59,835 --> 01:14:01,603
♪ For your day brand-new ♪
1772
01:14:01,670 --> 01:14:02,838
Cue Camille and Jared.
1773
01:14:02,905 --> 01:14:04,173
♪ Written ♪
1774
01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:06,275
♪ By me ♪
1775
01:14:07,442 --> 01:14:08,644
♪ For you ♪
1776
01:14:08,710 --> 01:14:11,013
♪ You together ♪
1777
01:14:12,014 --> 01:14:16,118
♪ She's in her wedding dress ♪
1778
01:14:16,185 --> 01:14:20,455
♪ And he's hopingshe'll say yes... ♪
1779
01:14:21,156 --> 01:14:22,624
I was really worried
about you.
1780
01:14:22,691 --> 01:14:24,026
I know. I'm so sorry.
1781
01:14:24,092 --> 01:14:25,861
♪ I wrote it for the both... ♪
1782
01:14:25,928 --> 01:14:27,629
And Zoey and Chase.
1783
01:14:27,696 --> 01:14:29,198
♪ Ooh ♪
1784
01:14:30,032 --> 01:14:34,469
♪ I just want you bothto know ♪
1785
01:14:34,536 --> 01:14:36,471
♪ That I wrote this song ♪
1786
01:14:36,538 --> 01:14:38,507
♪ Yeah, I wrote this song ♪
1787
01:14:38,574 --> 01:14:40,142
Thirty seconds to showtime.
1788
01:14:40,209 --> 01:14:41,844
[man]
Thirty seconds, everybody.
1789
01:14:41,910 --> 01:14:43,979
Hey, what am I supposed to do?
1790
01:14:44,046 --> 01:14:45,614
Are you seriously
asking me that?
1791
01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:47,850
-Yes.
-If you pick a Pontiac over me
1792
01:14:47,916 --> 01:14:49,151
on live television,
1793
01:14:49,218 --> 01:14:51,920
I will make your life
a living hell, hmm?
1794
01:14:52,487 --> 01:14:53,589
Hey, pal.
1795
01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:56,491
Pre-show jitters
are totally normal, okay?
1796
01:14:56,558 --> 01:15:00,896
Here's what I want you to do.
Just relax and listen to Zoey.
1797
01:15:00,963 --> 01:15:03,165
-Can you do that for me?
-I think so.
1798
01:15:03,966 --> 01:15:05,133
You're gonna be great.
1799
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:07,603
-Oh, who's Zoey?
-She's not here, dude.
1800
01:15:07,669 --> 01:15:09,371
You'll have to manage this
on your own.
1801
01:15:10,706 --> 01:15:12,241
-Nice hair, by the way.
-Thanks.
1802
01:15:12,307 --> 01:15:15,244
-Fifteen seconds.
-Wow, okay, Joey. Thank you.
1803
01:15:18,513 --> 01:15:20,115
[Kelley]
And paging Zoey.
1804
01:15:22,618 --> 01:15:23,919
Zoey, do you copy?
1805
01:15:25,654 --> 01:15:27,122
Where's the girl?
1806
01:15:27,956 --> 01:15:30,392
[Zoey, on earpiece]
I'm here. I'm here, Jordan.
1807
01:15:30,459 --> 01:15:32,828
You got this, buddy.
Just take a deep breath for me.
1808
01:15:32,895 --> 01:15:34,196
[inhales sharply]
1809
01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:35,564
[sighs loudly]
1810
01:15:35,631 --> 01:15:36,765
This should be fun.
1811
01:15:36,832 --> 01:15:38,433
Please rise.
1812
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:41,937
[gentle music continues]
1813
01:15:58,854 --> 01:16:00,422
Welcome tothe LOVE: Fully Charged
1814
01:16:00,489 --> 01:16:02,758
season six live finale!
1815
01:16:02,824 --> 01:16:04,192
[applause]
1816
01:16:04,993 --> 01:16:07,663
I'm your host, Archer March.
Three couples remain.
1817
01:16:07,729 --> 01:16:09,231
But only one can win.
1818
01:16:09,298 --> 01:16:11,867
And that couple will soon
be revealed.
1819
01:16:11,934 --> 01:16:13,502
[applause]
1820
01:16:15,437 --> 01:16:16,872
First, let's look
at some highlights
1821
01:16:16,939 --> 01:16:17,940
from this juicy season.
1822
01:16:18,006 --> 01:16:20,842
[gentle music continues]
1823
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:28,016
[song continues indistinctly]
1824
01:16:29,451 --> 01:16:31,420
[vocalizations continue]
1825
01:16:33,789 --> 01:16:35,190
Love you.
1826
01:16:39,795 --> 01:16:41,630
[in deep, booming voice]
You may be seated.
1827
01:16:43,532 --> 01:16:44,599
No?
1828
01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:46,034
[clears throat]
1829
01:16:46,702 --> 01:16:47,970
Dearly beloved...
1830
01:16:48,036 --> 01:16:49,805
[Archer] Are you ready, America?
1831
01:16:49,871 --> 01:16:51,173
[audience cheers]
1832
01:16:51,239 --> 01:16:53,775
I don't know about you,
but my heart is racing.
1833
01:16:53,842 --> 01:16:56,378
Ugh, I'm sorry.
I just hate their faces.
1834
01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:57,479
Is it just me?
1835
01:16:58,113 --> 01:16:59,982
Don't-- I'd like you
not to answer.
1836
01:17:00,382 --> 01:17:02,718
...of two of my very favorite
people in the world.
1837
01:17:02,784 --> 01:17:06,788
A genius, whose discoveries
will define a generation,
1838
01:17:06,855 --> 01:17:08,590
and my rich friend,
Logan Reese.
1839
01:17:09,424 --> 01:17:14,396
the winners of LOVE:Fully Charged season six are...
1840
01:17:14,896 --> 01:17:16,031
Jordan B. and Jordyn J.!
1841
01:17:16,098 --> 01:17:17,499
[audience cheering]
1842
01:17:17,966 --> 01:17:19,935
Congratulations, you guys.
1843
01:17:20,002 --> 01:17:22,537
Wow. This is so well-deserved.
1844
01:17:22,604 --> 01:17:24,339
How are you feeling right now?
1845
01:17:24,406 --> 01:17:25,974
Uh...
1846
01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:27,142
Say, "It wouldn't
have been possible
1847
01:17:27,209 --> 01:17:28,810
without this beautiful woman."
1848
01:17:28,877 --> 01:17:31,780
It wouldn't have been possible
without this beautiful woman.
1849
01:17:31,847 --> 01:17:32,914
[audience]
Aw!
1850
01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:35,917
Oh, um, did the maid of honor
1851
01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:37,919
have something
she wanted to say?
1852
01:17:37,986 --> 01:17:39,654
-[feedback squeals]
-Oh, no! God!
1853
01:17:39,721 --> 01:17:40,622
[people murmuring]
1854
01:17:40,689 --> 01:17:42,424
Oh, no! God!
1855
01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:43,658
[Zoey] Sorry.
1856
01:17:44,159 --> 01:17:46,428
I'm just so overwhelmed
with emotion.
1857
01:17:46,828 --> 01:17:49,564
Uh-huh. Um, as I was saying...
1858
01:17:49,631 --> 01:17:52,367
Sorry, I'm just so overwhelmed
with emotion.
1859
01:17:53,568 --> 01:17:56,004
[Archer] Okay, well, um,
don't get too excited,
1860
01:17:56,071 --> 01:17:57,372
because it's not over yet.
1861
01:17:57,439 --> 01:17:59,174
You still have a very big
decision to make.
1862
01:17:59,241 --> 01:18:02,444
Tight on the garage.
Perfect. Very nice.
1863
01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:05,714
Should anyone present
know of any reason
1864
01:18:05,781 --> 01:18:09,317
that this couple should not
be joined in holy matrimony,
1865
01:18:09,384 --> 01:18:13,121
speak now or forever
hold your peace.
1866
01:18:13,722 --> 01:18:15,290
[music fades]
1867
01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:17,325
[deep, rumbling note resonates]
1868
01:18:17,793 --> 01:18:19,027
Stacey.
1869
01:18:25,033 --> 01:18:26,668
[Stacey] You.
1870
01:18:27,736 --> 01:18:28,703
It's you.
1871
01:18:30,672 --> 01:18:31,740
Mark.
1872
01:18:32,374 --> 01:18:33,575
Hugo.
1873
01:18:34,009 --> 01:18:35,644
You were right under my nose.
1874
01:18:35,710 --> 01:18:37,312
How did I not see it sooner?
1875
01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:40,549
First, you came to the welcome
reception in dirty scrubs,
1876
01:18:40,615 --> 01:18:44,386
and no self-respecting ER doctor
would ever leave the hospital
1877
01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:45,887
in dirty scrubs.
1878
01:18:45,954 --> 01:18:48,757
Two, you said you were
from Burbank,
1879
01:18:48,824 --> 01:18:50,725
which is not in Australia.
1880
01:18:50,792 --> 01:18:52,294
And also...
1881
01:18:52,727 --> 01:18:55,464
you have massive hands.
1882
01:18:56,031 --> 01:18:57,065
Hey, look...
1883
01:18:57,132 --> 01:19:01,203
Everyone, this man
is not the charming,
1884
01:19:01,269 --> 01:19:03,472
selfless, hilarious,
1885
01:19:03,538 --> 01:19:08,043
extremely jacked Hemsworth
cousin that we all thought.
1886
01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:11,947
This man is the Malibu Murderer!
1887
01:19:12,013 --> 01:19:14,483
-[all gasp]
-Wait, wait? Murderer?
1888
01:19:14,983 --> 01:19:16,651
No, no, no, no. I...
1889
01:19:18,019 --> 01:19:19,688
[in normal voice]
I'm not a murderer.
1890
01:19:23,592 --> 01:19:24,559
I'm an actor.
1891
01:19:24,626 --> 01:19:25,961
[indistinct murmuring]
1892
01:19:26,661 --> 01:19:29,731
Jordan B., what do you love most
about Jordyn J.?
1893
01:19:29,798 --> 01:19:32,300
-What's going on?
-Nothing, absolutely nothing.
1894
01:19:32,367 --> 01:19:34,603
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
1895
01:19:34,669 --> 01:19:35,837
[audience gasps]
1896
01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:39,407
[Archer] Jordan B.,
we're all a little confused.
1897
01:19:39,474 --> 01:19:41,843
What is it that you really want?
1898
01:19:42,777 --> 01:19:46,181
If it's absolutely nothing,
then why were you late?
1899
01:19:46,248 --> 01:19:47,983
It was the car! The car!
1900
01:19:48,049 --> 01:19:49,818
[gasps]
No, Jordan, not you.
1901
01:19:49,885 --> 01:19:51,887
The car. Oh, the car!
1902
01:19:51,953 --> 01:19:53,588
No, Jordan, not you.
1903
01:19:53,655 --> 01:19:55,457
[audience gasps]
1904
01:19:55,524 --> 01:19:56,758
[mouthing]
1905
01:19:56,825 --> 01:19:58,260
Can you explain all of this?
1906
01:19:58,326 --> 01:19:59,828
Yes. Sorry. Of course.
1907
01:19:59,895 --> 01:20:01,496
Am I hearing you correctly?
1908
01:20:01,563 --> 01:20:03,598
[laughs nervously]
You're choosing the car?
1909
01:20:03,665 --> 01:20:06,368
Yes. Sorry. Of course.
1910
01:20:06,434 --> 01:20:07,969
[crying]
1911
01:20:08,036 --> 01:20:09,838
Open the garage, I guess.
1912
01:20:09,905 --> 01:20:12,807
[tense music playing]
1913
01:20:16,778 --> 01:20:18,313
[Kelley] Where is the car?
1914
01:20:18,713 --> 01:20:21,716
Where is the effing car?
1915
01:20:21,783 --> 01:20:22,984
Greg?
1916
01:20:23,051 --> 01:20:25,554
Are you watching
LOVE: Fully Charged ?
1917
01:20:25,620 --> 01:20:27,122
Oh! Who won?
1918
01:20:28,957 --> 01:20:30,192
What is going on?
1919
01:20:30,258 --> 01:20:32,594
[somber music playing]
1920
01:20:33,628 --> 01:20:34,829
I'm working.
1921
01:20:35,230 --> 01:20:36,598
I'm working during your wedding.
1922
01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:40,302
I got an opportunity,
and I tried to do both.
1923
01:20:40,368 --> 01:20:42,504
If you had to work,
why didn't you just tell me?
1924
01:20:43,238 --> 01:20:46,208
Because this is so important,
and you were so excited.
1925
01:20:46,274 --> 01:20:49,211
So I lied. To myself, to you.
1926
01:20:49,277 --> 01:20:50,745
To everyone.
1927
01:20:52,647 --> 01:20:55,817
What about him?
What is Stacey talking about?
1928
01:20:55,884 --> 01:20:57,419
Hugo is not a murderer.
1929
01:20:57,485 --> 01:21:00,855
I'm not sure how she came
to that conclusion.
1930
01:21:02,824 --> 01:21:04,226
His name is Todd,
1931
01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:07,662
and I hired him to be
my boyfriend for the weekend.
1932
01:21:08,430 --> 01:21:10,632
I knew something
was going on with you.
1933
01:21:11,633 --> 01:21:14,236
You've been distant
and distracted,
1934
01:21:14,836 --> 01:21:17,739
and you completely abandoned me
when I needed you the most.
1935
01:21:18,406 --> 01:21:21,109
To do what? Hang out with Chase?
1936
01:21:21,743 --> 01:21:23,678
Zoey, you should be
ashamed of yourself.
1937
01:21:23,745 --> 01:21:25,380
Logan, don't even start.
1938
01:21:26,014 --> 01:21:28,416
You care more about
making this wedding a spectacle
1939
01:21:28,483 --> 01:21:30,385
than about making it meaningful.
1940
01:21:30,452 --> 01:21:34,256
You completely ignored me
every step of the way.
1941
01:21:35,557 --> 01:21:38,260
None of this is what I wanted.
1942
01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:43,865
Our wedding is off.
1943
01:21:43,932 --> 01:21:45,533
[crowd gasps]
1944
01:21:47,335 --> 01:21:52,173
♪ If I'm so smart ♪
1945
01:21:53,108 --> 01:21:56,878
♪ Why do I feel so dumb? ♪
1946
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,649
♪ Why did you take ♪
1947
01:22:00,715 --> 01:22:03,518
♪ My heart ♪
1948
01:22:04,085 --> 01:22:07,956
♪ Then just cut and run? ♪
1949
01:22:08,556 --> 01:22:14,062
♪ And if the pain is real ♪
1950
01:22:14,496 --> 01:22:19,601
♪ Why do I feel so numb? ♪
1951
01:22:21,102 --> 01:22:25,974
♪ And if I'm so smart... ♪
1952
01:22:27,042 --> 01:22:29,544
-[audience jeering]
-I don't know what's happening.
1953
01:22:29,611 --> 01:22:31,579
I don't know
what's happening.
1954
01:22:31,646 --> 01:22:34,382
I could do
everyone's job in here
1955
01:22:34,449 --> 01:22:37,419
better than everyone who
is not doing their job in here.
1956
01:22:37,485 --> 01:22:39,354
Everyone's fired. Get out.
1957
01:22:39,421 --> 01:22:41,890
♪ ...feel so down ♪
1958
01:22:43,124 --> 01:22:45,126
♪ Why do I see ♪
1959
01:22:45,193 --> 01:22:47,095
So I guess this is a wrap
on me then, huh?
1960
01:22:47,929 --> 01:22:50,765
Yeah. Thanks for everything
this weekend.
1961
01:22:51,299 --> 01:22:53,201
I'm so sorry I dragged you
into all this,
1962
01:22:53,268 --> 01:22:54,769
and I can't even
get you on the show.
1963
01:22:55,470 --> 01:22:56,604
I'm an actor in L.A.
1964
01:22:56,671 --> 01:22:59,607
I kind of expect
to be disappointed.
1965
01:23:00,775 --> 01:23:02,377
You got my head shot
and resume?
1966
01:23:02,444 --> 01:23:03,912
-Yeah.
-Okay.
1967
01:23:05,413 --> 01:23:10,719
♪ If I'm so high ♪
1968
01:23:11,086 --> 01:23:14,823
♪ Why do I feel so down? ♪
1969
01:23:14,889 --> 01:23:16,024
[sighs]
1970
01:23:16,524 --> 01:23:21,029
♪ And if I'm so brave ♪
1971
01:23:22,097 --> 01:23:26,000
♪ Why do I feel so scared? ♪
1972
01:23:27,335 --> 01:23:32,607
♪ Why did you tell me stay ♪
1973
01:23:33,208 --> 01:23:36,544
♪ Then just disappear ♪
1974
01:23:37,579 --> 01:23:39,447
♪ And if it's true ♪
1975
01:23:39,514 --> 01:23:43,151
♪ You're going ♪
1976
01:23:43,218 --> 01:23:48,857
♪ Why do I stillfeel you here? ♪
1977
01:23:50,992 --> 01:23:54,062
♪ So long, farewell ♪
1978
01:23:54,129 --> 01:23:55,997
♪ Goodbye ♪
1979
01:23:56,631 --> 01:23:59,834
♪ So long, farewell ♪
1980
01:23:59,901 --> 01:24:01,536
♪ Goodbye ♪
1981
01:24:02,537 --> 01:24:05,507
♪ So long, farewell ♪
1982
01:24:05,573 --> 01:24:07,909
♪ Goodbye ♪
1983
01:24:08,543 --> 01:24:10,678
-Hey.
-Hey.
1984
01:24:12,013 --> 01:24:15,817
So, did you talk to Danielle?
I mean, I feel awful.
1985
01:24:17,585 --> 01:24:20,021
Zoey, I...
I have a confession.
1986
01:24:21,689 --> 01:24:23,958
Danielle and I actually broke up
two weeks ago.
1987
01:24:25,193 --> 01:24:26,761
She agreed to still
come with me to the wedding
1988
01:24:26,828 --> 01:24:28,463
so I didn't have
to show up alone.
1989
01:24:29,798 --> 01:24:31,633
Well, at least you didn't
hire an actor.
1990
01:24:31,699 --> 01:24:33,835
[laughs]
Yeah, there's that.
1991
01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:36,070
[gentle music playing]
1992
01:24:38,606 --> 01:24:41,009
How did I screw this up so bad,
1993
01:24:41,075 --> 01:24:42,744
and when did life get so messy?
1994
01:24:43,511 --> 01:24:44,813
I know we thought
high school was hard,
1995
01:24:44,879 --> 01:24:48,216
but I would kill
to go back to PCA.
1996
01:24:49,317 --> 01:24:52,153
Yeah, it's too bad Quinn hasn't
invented a time machine yet.
1997
01:24:52,754 --> 01:24:54,389
I'm sure we'd all love
to go back.
1998
01:24:55,390 --> 01:24:56,624
Yeah.
1999
01:25:01,763 --> 01:25:02,730
Go back.
2000
01:25:03,465 --> 01:25:05,266
That's exactly
what we need to do.
2001
01:25:05,333 --> 01:25:06,734
Uh, what?
2002
01:25:06,801 --> 01:25:09,537
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
2003
01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:24,219
[music fades]
2004
01:25:24,752 --> 01:25:26,988
[Zoey]
This is gonna take a while.
2005
01:25:29,591 --> 01:25:31,426
All right, people,
let's get to work.
2006
01:25:31,493 --> 01:25:32,894
Let's do it.
2007
01:25:34,329 --> 01:25:35,663
[Stacey]
Think there's anything left
2008
01:25:35,730 --> 01:25:37,632
in the old
arts and crafts studio?
2009
01:25:40,201 --> 01:25:41,436
You know, this is great and all,
2010
01:25:41,503 --> 01:25:42,871
but what if I can't
get her here?
2011
01:25:42,937 --> 01:25:45,573
I've tried flower arrangements,
edible arrangements,
2012
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:47,242
a sky writer, nothing.
2013
01:25:47,308 --> 01:25:49,177
Have you tried talking to her?
2014
01:25:49,244 --> 01:25:51,346
-No!
-Maybe try that.
2015
01:25:51,412 --> 01:25:53,481
-There's so much to do.
-I know. I know.
2016
01:25:53,548 --> 01:25:55,950
Do you mind helping Ms. Reese
with lights over there?
2017
01:25:56,017 --> 01:25:57,085
Thank you.
2018
01:25:57,151 --> 01:25:59,854
[Stacey] I don't know, Mark!
Just be helpful!
2019
01:25:59,921 --> 01:26:01,456
-I'm trying.
-Here, I'll help.
2020
01:26:01,523 --> 01:26:03,024
-Thank you.
-Got it.
2021
01:26:04,959 --> 01:26:06,094
Zoey!
2022
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:07,629
Look what I found!
2023
01:26:07,695 --> 01:26:10,164
No, no, you're under strict
vocal rest until it's time.
2024
01:26:11,499 --> 01:26:12,901
Is this cake?
2025
01:26:13,735 --> 01:26:16,004
-Yeah.
-I knew it.
2026
01:26:16,704 --> 01:26:17,772
[Chase] Okay, okay.
2027
01:26:17,839 --> 01:26:19,374
Okay, listen,
I know that we thought
2028
01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:20,808
Sushi Rox closed
when the school did,
2029
01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:22,877
but it turns out Kazu's son
started a food truck,
2030
01:26:22,944 --> 01:26:24,579
and they'd be more than happy
to cater.
2031
01:26:24,646 --> 01:26:26,648
Perfect. She loves sushi.
2032
01:26:26,714 --> 01:26:28,449
Cool, I think
that covers everything, right?
2033
01:26:28,516 --> 01:26:29,884
Except for music.
2034
01:26:29,951 --> 01:26:31,686
I know that Quinn was really
excited about the band,
2035
01:26:31,753 --> 01:26:33,488
but unfortunately
they're unavailable today.
2036
01:26:33,555 --> 01:26:34,923
So who are we gonna get
to play the music?
2037
01:26:34,989 --> 01:26:36,024
Me.
2038
01:26:36,624 --> 01:26:37,926
I'm a DJ too.
2039
01:26:39,260 --> 01:26:42,163
♪ You're welcome ♪
2040
01:26:42,730 --> 01:26:45,033
Sounds pretty good.
That settles it.
2041
01:26:46,067 --> 01:26:47,468
So, what do we do now?
2042
01:26:48,236 --> 01:26:50,772
Now? We wait.
2043
01:26:55,410 --> 01:26:58,479
[dramatic music playing]
2044
01:27:02,016 --> 01:27:03,518
[soft squeaking]
2045
01:27:03,585 --> 01:27:05,954
[music softens, brightens]
2046
01:27:21,035 --> 01:27:22,737
I'm so sorry, Quinn!
2047
01:27:24,105 --> 01:27:26,240
Maybe this all happened
for a reason.
2048
01:27:26,908 --> 01:27:29,210
Maybe we just want
different things.
2049
01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:32,280
-And maybe that's okay.
-No!
2050
01:27:32,981 --> 01:27:36,684
I don't want different things.
I only want what you want.
2051
01:27:37,919 --> 01:27:40,488
I was trying so hard
to make this wedding perfect
2052
01:27:40,555 --> 01:27:42,657
for me and for you.
2053
01:27:43,491 --> 01:27:45,560
I stopped thinking about us.
2054
01:27:45,994 --> 01:27:46,928
I was an idiot.
2055
01:27:46,995 --> 01:27:49,063
I was worse than an idiot.
I was--
2056
01:27:49,130 --> 01:27:50,298
A groomzilla?
2057
01:27:50,365 --> 01:27:51,766
Yes.
2058
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,735
Is that a thing?
2059
01:27:54,502 --> 01:27:56,971
All I know is I want
to be with you...
2060
01:27:57,772 --> 01:28:00,074
because I love you, Quinn.
2061
01:28:02,243 --> 01:28:04,045
I love you too, Logan.
2062
01:28:04,746 --> 01:28:07,215
I love Quinn Pensky!
2063
01:28:07,281 --> 01:28:10,218
And I love Logan Reese!
2064
01:28:10,284 --> 01:28:12,086
[man] Shut up!
2065
01:28:13,621 --> 01:28:15,289
Hang on, I'll buzz you up.
2066
01:28:15,356 --> 01:28:16,791
Can you come down?
2067
01:28:17,792 --> 01:28:19,594
I was hoping we could go
for a ride.
2068
01:28:19,661 --> 01:28:22,630
Logan, where are we?
What are we doing?
2069
01:28:23,398 --> 01:28:26,434
[music slowly builds]
2070
01:28:26,501 --> 01:28:29,604
[sweeping, romantic music
playing]
2071
01:28:50,324 --> 01:28:52,694
[music softens]
2072
01:28:55,930 --> 01:28:57,031
Hi.
2073
01:28:57,465 --> 01:28:58,700
Hi.
2074
01:28:59,467 --> 01:29:00,835
What is all this?
2075
01:29:01,669 --> 01:29:02,670
Did you do this?
2076
01:29:02,737 --> 01:29:04,305
We all did.
2077
01:29:05,573 --> 01:29:08,342
Quinn, I'm so sorry.
2078
01:29:09,444 --> 01:29:11,045
You can't not marry
your best friend
2079
01:29:11,112 --> 01:29:13,281
because your other best friend
ruined it.
2080
01:29:15,383 --> 01:29:16,951
But I'm wearing this.
2081
01:29:17,385 --> 01:29:18,986
Well, you did always say
2082
01:29:19,053 --> 01:29:21,322
that you'd rather get married
in a lab coat.
2083
01:29:26,294 --> 01:29:28,196
-[laughs]
-Here.
2084
01:29:33,134 --> 01:29:35,636
How do you feel?
2085
01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:39,207
Like myself.
2086
01:29:45,747 --> 01:29:47,181
Quinn Pensky...
2087
01:29:47,915 --> 01:29:50,118
will you marry me still?
2088
01:29:51,552 --> 01:29:53,020
-Yes?
-Yeah.
2089
01:29:53,821 --> 01:29:55,556
-Yes! Yes!
-[all laugh]
2090
01:29:56,090 --> 01:29:58,559
-She said yes.
-[guests applaud]
2091
01:29:58,626 --> 01:30:00,895
[playing "Wedding March"]
2092
01:30:10,505 --> 01:30:11,739
[Michael clears throat]
2093
01:30:11,806 --> 01:30:13,141
[Michael, hoarsely]
Dearly beloved.
2094
01:30:13,207 --> 01:30:16,077
-[in normal voice] Just kidding!
-[all laugh]
2095
01:30:17,645 --> 01:30:19,747
We're gathered here today
2096
01:30:19,814 --> 01:30:21,716
to celebrate this beautiful love
2097
01:30:21,783 --> 01:30:24,952
between Quinn Pensky
and Logan Reese.
2098
01:30:26,020 --> 01:30:28,890
[upbeat dance music playing]
2099
01:30:28,956 --> 01:30:31,159
Seriously, best ceremony
I've ever heard.
2100
01:30:31,225 --> 01:30:33,895
I mean, hilarious,
heartbreaking, personal.
2101
01:30:33,961 --> 01:30:35,196
Did you write that yourself?
2102
01:30:35,263 --> 01:30:36,798
I've been writing that
since high school
2103
01:30:36,864 --> 01:30:37,965
when they first fell in love.
2104
01:30:38,032 --> 01:30:39,567
You should do our wedding.
2105
01:30:39,634 --> 01:30:41,869
Oh, I'm down.
Let's do it. Let's go!
2106
01:30:41,936 --> 01:30:43,838
[cell phone vibrating]
2107
01:30:43,905 --> 01:30:44,872
Oh, excuse me.
2108
01:30:44,939 --> 01:30:46,307
I have to take this.
2109
01:30:50,178 --> 01:30:51,779
Kelley, I know
what you're going to say,
2110
01:30:51,846 --> 01:30:53,748
and my stuff will be out
of the office on Monday.
2111
01:30:53,815 --> 01:30:55,449
[Kelley]
I'm promoting you.
2112
01:30:55,516 --> 01:30:56,517
You're what?
2113
01:30:56,584 --> 01:30:57,618
The numbers are in.
2114
01:30:57,685 --> 01:30:59,887
It was the highest-rated
2115
01:30:59,954 --> 01:31:02,123
LOVE: Fully Charged
finale ever.
2116
01:31:02,190 --> 01:31:05,960
The network is sharting
their brains with happiness.
2117
01:31:06,027 --> 01:31:09,397
They want a spin-off
with both Jordans.
2118
01:31:09,463 --> 01:31:11,499
I want you on my team.
2119
01:31:11,566 --> 01:31:14,435
-I don't know what to say.
-There is so much more to you
2120
01:31:14,502 --> 01:31:15,670
than meets the eye.
2121
01:31:15,736 --> 01:31:16,804
You have so much more
to offer.
2122
01:31:16,871 --> 01:31:19,340
What you did by throwing out
2123
01:31:19,407 --> 01:31:21,509
every reality TV trope,
2124
01:31:21,576 --> 01:31:24,245
by ignoring me at every turn,
2125
01:31:24,312 --> 01:31:26,013
that took balls.
2126
01:31:28,916 --> 01:31:30,484
I respect balls.
2127
01:31:31,652 --> 01:31:33,521
-You're right.
-What?
2128
01:31:33,588 --> 01:31:35,389
I do have a lot to offer.
2129
01:31:35,456 --> 01:31:37,658
And I'm tired of wasting it
on people who don't deserve it,
2130
01:31:37,725 --> 01:31:38,793
like you.
2131
01:31:38,860 --> 01:31:40,528
-I quit.
-I'll double your salary.
2132
01:31:42,430 --> 01:31:44,532
-And give me the corner office?
-Yeah, sure.
2133
01:31:44,599 --> 01:31:46,167
And fire Greg?
2134
01:31:47,435 --> 01:31:48,603
-Hey, Greg?
-What?
2135
01:31:48,669 --> 01:31:49,904
You're fired.
2136
01:31:52,406 --> 01:31:53,374
All right.
2137
01:31:53,875 --> 01:31:56,777
-Yeah, done.
-[Stacey] Oh, there he is! Todd!
2138
01:31:56,844 --> 01:31:58,312
[cheering]
2139
01:31:59,914 --> 01:32:01,115
One more thing.
2140
01:32:04,685 --> 01:32:05,920
Deal.
2141
01:32:08,256 --> 01:32:09,223
Hey, Jordan?
2142
01:32:11,225 --> 01:32:12,260
Go home.
2143
01:32:12,660 --> 01:32:14,395
I don't know where I live!
2144
01:32:14,462 --> 01:32:18,532
I am sorry that I accused you
of being a murderer,
2145
01:32:18,599 --> 01:32:21,102
but you have to understand
it was not my fault.
2146
01:32:21,168 --> 01:32:24,038
It was Mark's.
Mark, what did you do?
2147
01:32:24,105 --> 01:32:26,173
I followed a bad lead.
2148
01:32:26,240 --> 01:32:29,377
That's right. And what do you
have to say to Quinn?
2149
01:32:29,977 --> 01:32:32,680
I am sorry
we ruined your wedding?
2150
01:32:32,747 --> 01:32:33,948
We?
2151
01:32:34,015 --> 01:32:36,217
I'm sorry I ruined your wedding.
2152
01:32:36,284 --> 01:32:37,184
[Stacey] Better.
2153
01:32:37,652 --> 01:32:41,088
Oh, I am also very sorry,
but he does not speak for me.
2154
01:32:41,155 --> 01:32:43,124
-[scoffs]
-No, it's a feminism thing.
2155
01:32:43,190 --> 01:32:45,126
We do that--
Where are you going?
2156
01:32:45,593 --> 01:32:46,861
Todd, you made it.
2157
01:32:46,928 --> 01:32:49,163
I'm so sorry I'm late.
I manny on the weekends.
2158
01:32:49,230 --> 01:32:51,098
Well, you may not
have to anymore,
2159
01:32:51,165 --> 01:32:53,000
because I got you on the show!
2160
01:32:53,601 --> 01:32:54,835
-No.
-Yes!
2161
01:32:56,604 --> 01:32:58,539
Thank you!
2162
01:32:58,606 --> 01:33:00,241
Everybody, get out of the way.
2163
01:33:00,308 --> 01:33:02,843
Quinn and my dumb brother
are gonna do their first dance.
2164
01:33:02,910 --> 01:33:04,779
[all cheer]
2165
01:33:04,845 --> 01:33:07,348
["You Wanna Be My Man"
by The Shivas plays]
2166
01:33:07,415 --> 01:33:08,916
-So...
-Tell me.
2167
01:33:24,098 --> 01:33:26,701
This wedding sucks.
Where are the oyster shuckers?
2168
01:33:27,335 --> 01:33:29,537
-All right, I deserved that.
-[laughs]
2169
01:33:31,672 --> 01:33:34,408
♪ I ♪
2170
01:33:38,112 --> 01:33:42,383
♪ Don't know ♪
2171
01:33:46,721 --> 01:33:50,091
♪ Don't care ♪
2172
01:33:54,228 --> 01:33:57,631
-♪ Won't go ♪
-Phew.
2173
01:34:01,602 --> 01:34:02,737
You want to dance?
2174
01:34:02,803 --> 01:34:05,272
♪ You say ♪
2175
01:34:05,339 --> 01:34:07,541
What's next, Chase Matthews?
2176
01:34:07,608 --> 01:34:08,776
Back to Baltimore?
2177
01:34:09,243 --> 01:34:11,178
You know,
it is really cold out there.
2178
01:34:11,245 --> 01:34:13,047
Well, I heard,
and don't quote me,
2179
01:34:13,114 --> 01:34:16,717
but I heard there are schools
in California.
2180
01:34:16,784 --> 01:34:18,119
Oh, well...
2181
01:34:18,185 --> 01:34:20,287
Well, maybe I'll look into that.
2182
01:34:21,655 --> 01:34:23,491
But whatever the future holds...
2183
01:34:24,592 --> 01:34:25,693
I hope that you're in it.
2184
01:34:26,327 --> 01:34:27,461
Because...
2185
01:34:28,129 --> 01:34:29,430
I love you, Zoey.
2186
01:34:30,698 --> 01:34:32,099
And I always have.
2187
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:33,868
I...
2188
01:34:33,934 --> 01:34:35,036
love you too.
2189
01:34:35,102 --> 01:34:37,505
[music continues]
2190
01:34:42,576 --> 01:34:45,012
[cheers and applause]
2191
01:34:51,952 --> 01:34:53,454
Ugh, I'm bored.
2192
01:34:54,855 --> 01:34:58,726
[music changes abruptly]
♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪
2193
01:34:58,793 --> 01:35:02,430
♪ Hands up and touch the sky ♪
2194
01:35:02,496 --> 01:35:06,434
♪ Can't stop,'cause we're so high ♪
2195
01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:09,570
♪ Let's do this one more time ♪
2196
01:35:10,237 --> 01:35:14,075
♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪
2197
01:35:14,141 --> 01:35:18,012
♪ Hands up and touch the sky ♪
2198
01:35:18,079 --> 01:35:21,715
♪ Let's do this one last time ♪
2199
01:35:21,782 --> 01:35:25,152
♪ Can't stop,we're higher than a mother... ♪
2200
01:35:25,219 --> 01:35:29,090
-["Starships" continues]
-Toss it back! Woo!
2201
01:35:30,758 --> 01:35:33,027
♪ We're higherthan a mother... ♪
2202
01:35:38,566 --> 01:35:40,701
♪ We're higherthan a mother... ♪
2203
01:35:41,102 --> 01:35:44,171
♪ Starships were meantto fly... ♪
2204
01:35:44,238 --> 01:35:45,639
I hear you're, like,
a producer.
2205
01:35:45,706 --> 01:35:46,707
Heard of Drippin' ?
2206
01:35:46,774 --> 01:35:48,175
And you're friends with Logan?
2207
01:35:48,242 --> 01:35:49,810
And he didn't
introduce me to you?
2208
01:35:49,877 --> 01:35:51,979
[whiny]
Logan, you always do this to me!
2209
01:35:52,046 --> 01:35:54,048
You never support me
in any of my endeavors!
2210
01:35:54,115 --> 01:35:55,483
I support you. Don't--
2211
01:35:56,217 --> 01:35:59,220
♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪
2212
01:35:59,286 --> 01:36:01,455
Good for you for picking up
on the rebound, you know?
2213
01:36:01,989 --> 01:36:03,190
Yeah!
2214
01:36:03,257 --> 01:36:05,392
-Yeah. Yeah!
-Yeah.
2215
01:36:05,459 --> 01:36:06,494
Sloppy seconds.
2216
01:36:07,761 --> 01:36:11,465
♪ Can't stop,we're higher than a mother... ♪
2217
01:36:17,138 --> 01:36:19,206
♪ We're higherthan a mother... ♪
2218
01:36:24,712 --> 01:36:26,547
♪ We're higherthan a mother... ♪
2219
01:36:26,614 --> 01:36:28,015
[song ends, fades]
2220
01:36:28,916 --> 01:36:31,152
I know you're bummed we didn't
catch him this time, Stace,
2221
01:36:31,218 --> 01:36:32,620
but we will.
2222
01:36:32,686 --> 01:36:33,988
We always do.
2223
01:36:34,054 --> 01:36:36,957
That's why we're the number one
murder podcast in America.
2224
01:36:37,024 --> 01:36:38,192
Yeah.
2225
01:36:38,259 --> 01:36:39,994
You're probably right.
2226
01:36:40,060 --> 01:36:41,962
So great meeting you, Todd.
2227
01:36:42,029 --> 01:36:44,031
Sorry again
about that little mix-up.
2228
01:36:44,098 --> 01:36:45,833
Oh, don't even worry about it.
2229
01:36:45,900 --> 01:36:47,968
You guys get home safe, okay?
2230
01:36:48,402 --> 01:36:51,472
[dramatic music playing]
2231
01:36:51,539 --> 01:36:52,740
Shh.
2232
01:36:53,774 --> 01:36:55,276
[music ends abruptly]
2233
01:36:55,342 --> 01:36:58,512
["Follow Me" by
Jamie Lynn Spears plays]
2234
01:37:00,047 --> 01:37:01,482
I have ideas.
2235
01:37:02,216 --> 01:37:03,751
Excuse me, did I wink?
2236
01:37:03,817 --> 01:37:05,186
[laughter]
2237
01:37:05,252 --> 01:37:07,288
[woman]
You're loving it, Mr. Perry.
2238
01:37:07,354 --> 01:37:09,623
-Oh, I am.
-[laughs]
2239
01:37:10,291 --> 01:37:12,626
Mr. Perry,
you own a jewelry shop.
2240
01:37:12,693 --> 01:37:13,794
I'm loving it too.
2241
01:37:13,861 --> 01:37:15,462
[laughing]
2242
01:37:16,263 --> 01:37:17,965
Bubbe! What are you doing?
2243
01:37:18,032 --> 01:37:20,034
Oh, I thought you were cake.
2244
01:37:20,100 --> 01:37:23,003
-No, it's me.
-I almost ate you.
2245
01:37:23,070 --> 01:37:24,338
Here, I got your back.
2246
01:37:24,405 --> 01:37:25,673
-[belches]
-Oh, my God!
2247
01:37:25,739 --> 01:37:27,975
-We're in a car!
-It didn't smell bad.
2248
01:37:28,042 --> 01:37:29,043
[chuckles]
2249
01:37:29,109 --> 01:37:31,345
Somebody help me. My God.
2250
01:37:31,412 --> 01:37:33,514
With a 300-mile driving radius--
2251
01:37:33,581 --> 01:37:35,516
Uh-huh, what's the line?
[laughs]
2252
01:37:35,583 --> 01:37:38,018
I'm sorry to this camera
that has to go back and forth.
2253
01:37:38,085 --> 01:37:39,186
Loving you.
2254
01:37:39,253 --> 01:37:42,122
-[chatter]
-♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
2255
01:37:42,189 --> 01:37:43,624
♪ Tell the DJ... ♪
2256
01:37:43,691 --> 01:37:44,592
[man] And...
2257
01:37:44,658 --> 01:37:46,727
[woman]
Could you play that back?
2258
01:37:46,794 --> 01:37:48,162
[laughs]
2259
01:37:48,229 --> 01:37:49,263
♪ Yeah ♪
2260
01:37:50,531 --> 01:37:53,334
Are you guys still filming me?
Can I ask an honest question?
2261
01:37:53,400 --> 01:37:55,536
Can you tell that these are
ladies' leggings?
2262
01:37:56,604 --> 01:37:58,872
I don't think you can tell.
Right?
2263
01:38:01,141 --> 01:38:03,077
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
2264
01:38:03,143 --> 01:38:04,311
I'm good.
2265
01:38:04,378 --> 01:38:06,113
-[man] Cut.
-[indistinct chatter]
2266
01:38:06,180 --> 01:38:07,748
-Are you okay?
-[Erin] No, I'm not.
2267
01:38:09,049 --> 01:38:10,284
And that's that.
2268
01:38:10,351 --> 01:38:11,885
♪ Inside your head ♪
2269
01:38:12,620 --> 01:38:15,623
♪ Just get outwith me instead ♪
2270
01:38:16,257 --> 01:38:18,926
♪ Let's melt the stress away ♪
2271
01:38:19,393 --> 01:38:21,262
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
2272
01:38:21,328 --> 01:38:22,896
♪ Yeah, yeah, you ♪
2273
01:38:24,398 --> 01:38:28,002
♪ Do what you want to do ♪
2274
01:38:28,702 --> 01:38:31,438
♪ Be your own kind of muse ♪
2275
01:38:32,373 --> 01:38:34,775
♪ It's your role to play ♪
2276
01:38:35,209 --> 01:38:37,077
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
2277
01:38:37,144 --> 01:38:39,046
♪ Tell the DJ play ♪
2278
01:38:39,113 --> 01:38:40,948
♪ We can dance all day ♪
2279
01:38:41,015 --> 01:38:44,585
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
2280
01:38:44,652 --> 01:38:47,221
♪ We can make them see ♪
2281
01:38:47,688 --> 01:38:51,125
♪ All of the thingsthat we can be ♪
2282
01:38:51,191 --> 01:38:55,396
♪ Forget all your fearsand follow me ♪
2283
01:38:56,297 --> 01:38:59,400
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
2284
01:39:02,036 --> 01:39:05,172
♪ The stars are shining now ♪
2285
01:39:05,239 --> 01:39:07,341
♪ They're shining for you ♪
2286
01:39:07,408 --> 01:39:09,543
♪ Shining for you ♪
2287
01:39:09,610 --> 01:39:13,080
♪ But you don't needshooting stars ♪
2288
01:39:13,147 --> 01:39:16,417
♪ The magic's all in you ♪
2289
01:39:16,483 --> 01:39:18,786
♪ We can make them see ♪
2290
01:39:18,852 --> 01:39:22,589
♪ All of the thingsthat we can be ♪
2291
01:39:22,656 --> 01:39:26,627
♪ Forget all your fearsand follow me ♪
2292
01:39:27,628 --> 01:39:30,864
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
2293
01:39:32,099 --> 01:39:34,134
♪ Tell the DJ play ♪
2294
01:39:34,201 --> 01:39:36,036
♪ We can dance all day ♪
2295
01:39:36,103 --> 01:39:38,605
♪ Let's just get away ♪
2296
01:39:38,672 --> 01:39:40,040
♪ Yeah ♪
2297
01:39:40,107 --> 01:39:42,376
♪ We can make them see ♪
2298
01:39:42,443 --> 01:39:46,213
♪ All of the thingsthat we can be ♪
2299
01:39:46,280 --> 01:39:50,451
♪ Forget all your fearsand follow me ♪
2300
01:39:51,285 --> 01:39:54,455
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
2301
01:40:04,198 --> 01:40:05,699
[music fades]
2302
01:40:06,300 --> 01:40:09,470
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