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[DOUG] You said you wanted splashy.
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- Is this splashy enough?
- Well, it's a beginning.
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I'm CFO, Chief Fun Officer.
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And I'm art director,
which is an actual title.
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I have fans now.
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Yeah, and they're incredibly wealthy
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and they live in castles
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and hire me to shoot their playthings.
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[DOUG] We could turn
Minx into so much more
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than just a magazine.
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Merchandising, uh, events,
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international editions,
taking this thing global.
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Something is going on with you.
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Whatever this is, I want
to figure it out with you.
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Please welcome Joyce Prigger.
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- Am I a celebrity?
- Sure, you're a celebrity.
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[JOYCE] Doesn't it seem
like people are longing
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for a way to be more
open about sexuality
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without feeling shame?
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God save the queen of dicks.
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[JOYCE] And, you know, I
don't think it stops there.
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I-I think this feels like
the beginning of something.
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[EUGENE BLACKNELL'S
"GET IN A HURRY" PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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[EUGENE] ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪
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[MODEL] Hey.
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[EUGENE] ♪ I gotta buckle down ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I can't believe ♪
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- ♪ My baby done put me down ♪
- Thank you.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[DOUG] Sunset Boulevard.
You got 90,000 eyes a day.
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That is a wonderful idea, Doug.
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Truly inspired.
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Really? 'Cause yesterday you said
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that billboards were "a
blight on the public commons."
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Well, you know what, I slept on it,
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and it's a winner. [LAUGHS]
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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[TINA] Yes, Bambi.
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Um, who are those people
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and why do they keep taking our picture?
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That's Rolling Stone,
and they're here today
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doing a feature on Bottom Dollar.
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You really need to read my memos, Bambi.
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Oh, I don't read memos on principle.
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But fun.
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Yes, it is.
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It's... so much fun.
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[TINA] Big day today,
big shoot, big issue.
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Does anyone know where Richie is?
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Art department's still
waiting on his approval,
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and I don't know why he's not here.
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I'm here. I'm here and I'm ready.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Uh, more.
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Both. Also both.
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You know my budgets
aren't suggestions, right?
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Just how over are we?
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Twenty percent and counting.
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Eh, that's a rounding error in my book.
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I think we need to
support this man's vision.
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You've earned it.
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Thank you, Connie.
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And in other news,
the, uh, comment cards
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for my new science magazine, uh, Beyond,
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came out, and they're, uh...
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... they're very positive. [LAUGHS]
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Yeah, so I'll read 'em to you.
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Somebody said, "Original."
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"Mind-blowing."
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"The biggest development in science
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since the Punnett square."
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I wrote that one.
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And how are we looking on the calendars?
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[DOUG] I think we've got
some really sexy options.
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Oh, Joycie, I pulled
off the lady quotes.
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So now it's just thick and
juicy slices of beefcake.
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Yum.
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[EUGENE] ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪
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What the hell was that?
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We've got Rolling Stone posted up,
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and all of a sudden you
decide to respect me?
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Well, I-I don't... I
don't know what you mean.
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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[DOUG] Come on, Prigger, please.
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What are you doing?
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This is our thing.
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We fight, we bang heads,
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but then we come together
and we make magic.
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It is very Minx-y.
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When did that become an adjective?
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I just don't understand
why you're trying
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to bore this reporter out of a story.
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Do you have any idea
who Simon Michaels is?
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Y-you-you've brought death to our door.
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Okay, this guy, he
writes searing exposés.
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He uncovers malfeasance.
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He topples despots.
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Last I checked, you are not
a third world dictator, Joyce.
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I think we'll be okay.
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[JOYCE] Yeah, well,
still, one never knows
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what's going to bring
'em down, you know?
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Have you read a word about Nixon?
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He's the president of the United States.
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We publish a dick mag.
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Although right now,
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I don't know who's more paranoid.
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In just six months, sales
are through the roof.
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Okay, writers beg to contribute.
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We're on top. I mean,
come on, why risk that?
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Because, Joycie, if we get
on the cover of Rolling Stone,
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it'll launch us to outer fucking space.
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No... you mean launch Beyond.
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Okay? I'm not an idiot.
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I'm not risking Minx
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just so you can give
your pet project a boost.
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So this is about jealousy?
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Oh, my God, no. I'm
very... I'm very happy
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for you and your new celebrity friend...
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[DOUG] My editor, Joyce,
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Carl Sagan.
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Yeah, that kind of
press is a distraction.
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And what was that hatchet
job you did on my calendar?
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There it is. So you were pissed.
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Doug, I spent hours curating
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this-this treasure trove
of feminist witticisms.
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It pulled focus from the schlongs.
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Schlongs without context
are just schlongs, okay?
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It's the quotes that make them Minx-y.
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God damn it.
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There it is, kid! There's the pepper!
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Where was that in the meeting?
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[LAID-BACK ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
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- [SHELLY] Okay.
- [LENNY] We gotta go.
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Hey, and remember
Grandma's picking you up
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after school for the
sleepover today, okay?
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And if she pops that second jug of wine,
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I want you to call.
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Well, Tommy has a standing order
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to water down the
Carlo Rossi after 9:00.
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Oh, and don't worry
about going to the store.
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- I have time today.
- No way.
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You got enough on your plate as hostess.
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And besides, I want to
make sure that you have
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plenty of energy for later.
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Oh, excuse me.
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[LENNY] Mm-hmm.
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[SHELLY CHUCKLES]
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- [LENNY] Mm.
- [SHELLY CHUCKLES]
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I have a test first period.
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Okay. All right, get out of here.
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[LENNY] All right.
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Well, well, good morning, lovebirds.
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[LAUGHS]
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Hey, Harold and I were
wondering if you had
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a couple spots open at your
table for dinner tonight.
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You guys throw the best parties.
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Right, Harold? [LAUGHS]
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Driving the bus today, Lenny?
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Must be in the doghouse.
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[LENNY] Nope, just, uh,
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enjoy spending time with my children.
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[SHELLY CHUCKLES]
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I'm so sorry... even with the leaf,
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we can only fit eight.
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Maybe next time?
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Okay.
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[ENGINE TURNS OVER]
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You had one line, Harold.
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One.
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[SINGER] ♪ Talk about your yo-yo ♪
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[BAMBI] And this is where Richie sits.
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He used to be in the studio,
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but then Life magazine called him
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"America's Picasso of the Pecker."
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So, I gave him a work
station and two assistants.
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And over here is Tina.
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She got to choose her own carpet.
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She went with the short
pile 'cause she's classy.
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Is that you right there?
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[BAMBI] Yeah.
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That was from before my CFO days.
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[SIMON] You went from nude model
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to Chief Financial Officer?
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Chief Fun Officer.
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Yours sounds made-up. [LAUGHS]
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Also, I'm still centerfold coordinating,
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which is a real job.
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But I'm looking for my next gig here.
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Just waiting for the stars to align.
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Speaking of stars,
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who do we have here?
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Astrologer, cosmetologist,
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and Beyond magazine's editor emeritus,
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Mr. Carl Sagan.
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Hello.
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I'm almost none of those things.
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Okay, bye, guys.
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Bye, Annie.
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Do you know where I
could find Joyce Prigger?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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You one of those people
who can only write
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in the midst of chaos?
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[TYPEWRITER DINGS]
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Here you go.
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This should have everything you need.
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Yeah, I-I think I missed something.
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Oh, I wrote out my answers in advance.
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[SIMON] Right, but I
didn't submit any questions.
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I've done dozens of interviews,
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and 95% of the questions
are exactly the same.
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Um, I'm so sorry. What
was your name again?
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Annie Leibovitz.
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Right, okay, um, Ms. Leibovitz,
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could you please not take my picture?
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It's her job.
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[JOYCE] Well, I'm trying to do mine.
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And you have caught
me on a very busy day.
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- "Where do you get your ideas?"
- [JOYCE] Mm-hmm.
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"How do you find your models?
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What does your boyfriend
think about your job?"
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On that last one, I push
back firmly but gently.
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[SIMON] I would never ask that question.
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Well, you'd be the first.
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Then why don't you let me be?
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Talk to me about your
book. That's a big advance.
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Wh-what are you spending it on?
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Uh, T-bills and a new condo.
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Page three, halfway down.
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And if you'll excuse me,
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it looks like I'm needed in a meeting.
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[JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS]
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I'm getting a bounce.
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That's dead skin.
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Son of a bitch.
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Pumice.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Turtleneck, pumice stone.
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Technically not a stone.
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It's a mineral slurry.
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[DOUG] There's my handsome genius.
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Hey, you want something to drink?
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A Fanta? You wanna get high?
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Richie's got some great grass.
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Forty-five minute drive to Syracuse,
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two connecting flights in coach,
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all for an interview that
doesn't seem to be happening.
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Oh, it's happening. It is happening.
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Believe me, believe me.
When I told this reporter
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you were here, he flipped his lid.
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Betrayed none of that excitement
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- in our brief encounter.
- Oh, he's just nervous.
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He is beyond excited.
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[LAUGHING] Beyond.
258
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Okay. I would like to get high.
259
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Okay, good.
260
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[COUNTRY BLUES MUSIC PLAYS]
261
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[PA GRUNTING]
262
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♪ ♪
263
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Why are there so many tumbleweeds?
264
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I asked you earlier. You said more.
265
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I meant metaphorically.
266
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This is supposed to
be a lone tumbleweed.
267
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Well, you're not gonna like that.
268
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- [RICHIE] Oh, my God.
- [BAMBI] Babes...
269
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Wait, wait. Can someone kill the fan?
270
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- What?
- [BAMBI] The models are upset.
271
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[RICHIE] Good. The concept
is Dudes in Distress.
272
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No, they're model upset.
273
00:09:05,718 --> 00:09:07,887
The only way I can
transform into character
274
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is to know who tied me up.
275
00:09:10,014 --> 00:09:11,016
What's my moment before?
276
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Plus, my cock's gonna look
smaller if I'm further away.
277
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Even though we all know it's not.
278
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Okay, everyone take five.
279
00:09:17,773 --> 00:09:19,858
And can someone give the
talent some umbrellas, please?
280
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[BAMBI] Robert, Charlie.
281
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[JOYCE] I hear we're having model drama.
282
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Brando over here is
requesting special makeup.
283
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He's convinced his character
would be uncircumcised.
284
00:09:31,288 --> 00:09:33,290
Well, he's not wrong from
a historical perspective.
285
00:09:33,457 --> 00:09:35,459
But, uh, that's not
the problem here, right?
286
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The setup is not working.
287
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I know. Something's missing.
288
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- I just don't know what it is.
- It's not tumbleweeds.
289
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Okay, I thought the "lone" was implied.
290
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Right, yes.
291
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How about this?
292
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You move on to your secondary setups,
293
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and then by the time we're
ready for our centerfold,
294
00:09:51,102 --> 00:09:53,479
I will have a fix.
295
00:09:53,604 --> 00:09:54,604
Okay.
296
00:09:54,647 --> 00:09:56,024
[LAID-BACK ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
297
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You know, I'm not one
to comment on creative,
298
00:09:58,776 --> 00:10:00,695
but this all seems a bit...
299
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Off. Yes, I know.
300
00:10:02,071 --> 00:10:03,323
- We're handling it.
- Yeah.
301
00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:05,785
I just don't want to lose
sight of our audience.
302
00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:09,163
I mean, Minx is a very
successful women's magazine.
303
00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:11,456
And this, two men together,
304
00:10:11,623 --> 00:10:13,835
I feel like this puts
a target on our back.
305
00:10:14,001 --> 00:10:15,379
A target?
306
00:10:15,546 --> 00:10:17,255
Well, there's a whisper campaign
307
00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:20,425
that a good number of our
readers are homosexuals.
308
00:10:20,592 --> 00:10:22,094
Oh. Right, yeah.
309
00:10:22,261 --> 00:10:24,429
But, I don't know, isn't
it better if our work
310
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is interesting to all
kinds of different people?
311
00:10:26,765 --> 00:10:29,644
I mean, in an ideal world,
but we have advertisers
312
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that are paying
specifically to reach women.
313
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Let's not give them a
reason to question that.
314
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I will take care of it.
315
00:10:37,068 --> 00:10:38,237
I have complete confidence in you.
316
00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:40,239
[JOYCE CHUCKLES]
317
00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,199
Doug wanted me to tell
you he solved the problem
318
00:10:42,366 --> 00:10:43,534
with the glow-in-the-dark mugs.
319
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He doesn't need you.
320
00:10:45,744 --> 00:10:46,744
The what?
321
00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:49,875
Why am I just hearing about
glow-in-the-dark mugs now?
322
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,376
And who drinks coffee in the dark?
323
00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:52,752
No one, because it doesn't work.
324
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,069
Consider it dead. Here,
go ahead with your day.
325
00:10:54,212 --> 00:10:55,212
- What?
- No, no, you're having a really
326
00:10:55,213 --> 00:10:56,381
- busy day.
- What are you doing?
327
00:10:56,548 --> 00:10:57,548
- You just go do your thing.
- Is that Carl Sa...
328
00:10:57,549 --> 00:10:58,885
- [DOUG] No, no, no, no.
- Doug!
329
00:10:59,051 --> 00:11:00,427
Simon, can I talk to you for a second?
330
00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:02,388
Come on in. Carl, hit
the lights, please.
331
00:11:02,513 --> 00:11:03,931
- I should probably...
- [DOUG] I agree.
332
00:11:04,056 --> 00:11:05,391
[CARL] Black holes,
333
00:11:05,516 --> 00:11:08,270
infinitely dense,
334
00:11:08,395 --> 00:11:11,315
but exponentially fascinating.
335
00:11:11,481 --> 00:11:13,066
Oh, sweet Jesus.
336
00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:15,235
[JOYCE HUFFS]
337
00:11:15,402 --> 00:11:17,070
- Where's Simon?
- He's in there with Doug.
338
00:11:17,238 --> 00:11:18,740
I just got used as reporter bait.
339
00:11:18,907 --> 00:11:19,907
You need to talk to him.
340
00:11:20,073 --> 00:11:21,367
Oh, God, you too?
341
00:11:21,534 --> 00:11:22,952
I have enough on my
plate without Jann Wenner
342
00:11:23,119 --> 00:11:24,413
calling me complaining.
343
00:11:24,579 --> 00:11:25,663
We agreed to let Rolling Stone do
344
00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:27,416
a feature about Bottom Dollar.
345
00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:29,418
You've got to give them an angle.
346
00:11:29,584 --> 00:11:31,879
The point of view of the
woman at the center of it all.
347
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,924
You're right.
348
00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:37,219
Point of view is everything.
349
00:11:37,385 --> 00:11:38,385
Yeah, right, okay.
350
00:11:38,511 --> 00:11:39,970
Um, I'll talk to Simon,
351
00:11:40,138 --> 00:11:42,807
but in return, I'm
gonna need some horses.
352
00:11:42,974 --> 00:11:44,184
How many horses?
353
00:11:44,351 --> 00:11:45,352
- Four.
- [TINA] One.
354
00:11:45,518 --> 00:11:46,812
- Three?
- One.
355
00:11:46,979 --> 00:11:48,773
Fine, one, but no Clydesdales.
356
00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:50,650
They're too cloppy.
357
00:11:50,816 --> 00:11:51,817
I was gonna give you two.
358
00:11:51,984 --> 00:11:53,070
- Is it too late to...
- Yes.
359
00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:57,282
Hello. [CHUCKLES]
360
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[TWANGY COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS]
361
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:02,496
[BAMBI] Richie.
362
00:12:02,663 --> 00:12:04,248
You need to take
better care of yourself.
363
00:12:04,414 --> 00:12:05,414
Here.
364
00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:07,043
OJ and speed.
365
00:12:09,253 --> 00:12:10,463
I had an interesting chat
366
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,008
with one of our cowboys earlier.
367
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,132
Which one?
368
00:12:14,175 --> 00:12:16,303
The one you slept with.
369
00:12:16,428 --> 00:12:17,428
More specific?
370
00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:18,930
Richie.
371
00:12:19,098 --> 00:12:21,183
[LAUGHS] At the same time?
372
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,978
When all the doors
finally open up for you,
373
00:12:23,144 --> 00:12:24,311
it's kind of hard not
to go through them.
374
00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:25,479
Been there.
375
00:12:25,647 --> 00:12:26,690
When Elvis pulled me
376
00:12:26,856 --> 00:12:28,108
out of that audience in seventh grade,
377
00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:30,151
it was the start of a fun few years.
378
00:12:30,277 --> 00:12:32,697
Then I cleaned up my
act, and look at him now.
379
00:12:32,822 --> 00:12:34,572
Slurring his words in a sequined cape
380
00:12:34,739 --> 00:12:36,158
on a sad Vegas stage.
381
00:12:36,325 --> 00:12:37,326
I don't want that for you.
382
00:12:37,493 --> 00:12:39,245
I know.
383
00:12:39,412 --> 00:12:41,038
But we get invited
384
00:12:41,205 --> 00:12:43,624
to all these amazing
events every single night,
385
00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:46,545
and I can't believe I
get to be a part of it.
386
00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:48,004
Linda Ronstadt is having
387
00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:49,881
a private listening party tonight.
388
00:12:50,007 --> 00:12:51,341
How can I skip that?
389
00:12:51,508 --> 00:12:54,011
Linda's having a moment, and so are you.
390
00:12:54,177 --> 00:12:56,389
But Linda is still putting out music,
391
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:59,183
and you can't get your butt
through one photo shoot.
392
00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:01,562
You know you need to lay
low every once in a while.
393
00:13:01,687 --> 00:13:02,895
Rein it in, buddy.
394
00:13:03,062 --> 00:13:04,314
[HORSE WHINNIES]
395
00:13:07,692 --> 00:13:09,570
I had nothing to do with that.
396
00:13:09,737 --> 00:13:12,406
[POP ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER STEREO]
397
00:13:12,573 --> 00:13:15,327
♪ ♪
398
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,010
[RICHIE] That's right.
399
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,053
And when you look at them,
400
00:13:33,054 --> 00:13:34,431
more powerful, please.
401
00:13:34,598 --> 00:13:35,599
More anguish.
402
00:13:35,766 --> 00:13:37,058
[HORSE WHINNIES]
403
00:13:37,224 --> 00:13:40,062
[QUIRKY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
404
00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:41,439
♪ ♪
405
00:13:41,605 --> 00:13:43,523
You squared the circle.
406
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:44,901
Well done.
407
00:13:53,284 --> 00:13:54,912
It was missing a point of view.
408
00:13:55,079 --> 00:13:57,081
Needed a way in for the audience.
409
00:13:58,540 --> 00:13:59,541
She speaks.
410
00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:00,710
Please, don't stop.
411
00:14:00,877 --> 00:14:02,669
Maybe she's there to rescue them.
412
00:14:02,836 --> 00:14:05,423
Maybe she's there to torment them.
413
00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:07,926
All we know is that she has the power.
414
00:14:08,093 --> 00:14:10,137
What'd you have to do to get
a horse here in 30 minutes?
415
00:14:10,304 --> 00:14:12,138
Talk to you.
416
00:14:12,889 --> 00:14:14,225
- [DOOR CLICKS SHUT]
- [SIMON] Uh-huh.
417
00:14:14,392 --> 00:14:15,393
- All right.
- Not what I thought of
418
00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:17,103
when you said supply closet.
419
00:14:17,269 --> 00:14:19,271
Work here long enough, this
becomes Wite-Out and staplers.
420
00:14:19,438 --> 00:14:20,607
- [CHUCKLES]
- You know, you've been doing
421
00:14:20,774 --> 00:14:22,441
an inelegant job of avoiding me.
422
00:14:22,566 --> 00:14:23,777
I wasn't trying to hide it.
423
00:14:23,944 --> 00:14:25,028
I'd think you'd be a
little less squeamish
424
00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:26,446
for all the press you've done.
425
00:14:26,613 --> 00:14:27,989
Those were puff pieces, okay?
426
00:14:28,156 --> 00:14:30,326
We both know that a shrewd journalist,
427
00:14:30,493 --> 00:14:33,162
someone who, I don't know,
say, interviewed Idi Amin,
428
00:14:33,287 --> 00:14:35,747
can take any little detail
about a powerful woman,
429
00:14:35,915 --> 00:14:37,625
and then use it against her.
430
00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:39,962
Okay, you know, I-I raise my voice,
431
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,796
"Abusive Bitch Claws
Her Way to the Top."
432
00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:44,007
I wear my heels too high,
433
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,926
"Conniving Slut Sleeps
Her Way to the Middle."
434
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,177
Look, I get it.
435
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,637
We all want to control the narrative.
436
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,514
But you're leaving me
to fill in the blanks.
437
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,934
Mm-hmm, and what is it
that you think you see?
438
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,477
- Honestly?
- [JOYCE] Mm-hmm.
439
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,104
A woman gripping the wheel so tight
440
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,564
her fingers are about to snap off.
441
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,316
So what,
442
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,653
"Skittish Control Freak
Refuses to Have Fun"?
443
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:04,822
Nah, Joyce, listen. I-I didn't come here
444
00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:07,074
to write about Bottom Dollar or Minx.
445
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,743
I came here to write about you.
446
00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:10,536
Because I think we're in
the middle of a revolution,
447
00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:11,997
and I thought you were
at the center of it.
448
00:15:12,164 --> 00:15:14,458
But you're just watching
from the sidelines.
449
00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:15,876
Okay, come on. We're journalists.
450
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:17,335
Observing is our job.
451
00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:18,838
Yeah, and sometimes we can chase a story
452
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,464
only to realize there's nothing there.
453
00:15:23,468 --> 00:15:25,011
Uh, I...
454
00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:26,512
okay.
455
00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:29,016
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
456
00:15:29,183 --> 00:15:30,516
I'm so glad you finally
457
00:15:30,683 --> 00:15:31,894
sat down with our friend, Simon.
458
00:15:32,019 --> 00:15:34,021
I'm sure it went swimmingly.
459
00:15:34,188 --> 00:15:36,023
Yes, very, very well.
460
00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:37,901
Well, I know you were
hesitant to do the interview,
461
00:15:38,026 --> 00:15:40,110
but you did it because you understand
462
00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:42,697
the value of visibility.
463
00:15:42,864 --> 00:15:44,991
I was always more
comfortable in the shadows.
464
00:15:45,158 --> 00:15:46,576
It's safer there.
465
00:15:46,701 --> 00:15:49,204
Well, the world does love
to watch a strong woman fall.
466
00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:52,875
Which is why it's so important
that they watch you succeed.
467
00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,168
Mm?
468
00:15:54,293 --> 00:15:56,045
I'm proud of you for taking that risk.
469
00:15:56,212 --> 00:15:57,714
I can't wait to read it.
470
00:15:57,881 --> 00:16:00,717
♪ ♪
471
00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:06,473
[BAMBI] Hey.
472
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,434
I just had an interesting conversation
473
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,893
with one of our Rolling Stone friends.
474
00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:11,437
[SIGHS] Which one?
475
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,773
The one you were rude to.
476
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:14,940
More specific.
477
00:16:15,024 --> 00:16:16,275
[BAMBI] Joyce.
478
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,443
At the same time?
479
00:16:17,569 --> 00:16:18,611
What?
480
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,198
No, it... I...
481
00:16:21,365 --> 00:16:23,492
look, when the world is
knocking at your door,
482
00:16:23,617 --> 00:16:26,579
it's very hard not to put
up a wall... with spikes.
483
00:16:26,746 --> 00:16:28,914
Okay, listen, I get it.
484
00:16:29,081 --> 00:16:31,334
Okay? You're having a moment.
485
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:32,752
But there's more to this job
486
00:16:32,877 --> 00:16:34,629
than just putting out a magazine.
487
00:16:34,796 --> 00:16:36,966
You're like the front woman of a band,
488
00:16:37,091 --> 00:16:38,800
if bands had front women.
489
00:16:38,925 --> 00:16:40,052
- [CHUCKLES]
- [BAMBI] You need to take
490
00:16:40,219 --> 00:16:41,303
a night every once in a while
491
00:16:41,428 --> 00:16:43,639
and just have a little fun, okay?
492
00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:44,974
I know you're that person too.
493
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:47,352
Am I, though? Am I fun?
494
00:16:47,519 --> 00:16:49,604
For a successful person with a big job,
495
00:16:49,771 --> 00:16:51,856
I'd say that you're... pretty fun.
496
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:56,028
You know, we do get invited
to a lot of cool stuff.
497
00:16:56,194 --> 00:16:58,779
Now's your chance to show Simon
that you're not just spikes.
498
00:16:58,947 --> 00:17:00,866
It was touch and go at the start,
499
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:03,494
a-and then ol' Carl, he
really turned on the charm.
500
00:17:03,661 --> 00:17:06,498
Tins, by the end, it was like
Simon was almost in tears.
501
00:17:06,623 --> 00:17:08,499
A hostage situation with a happy ending.
502
00:17:08,665 --> 00:17:10,126
[DOUG] Yeah, but that's
not even the best part.
503
00:17:10,294 --> 00:17:12,213
Carl was so happy that
he called his buddies
504
00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:15,214
over at NASA, a-and guess what?
505
00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:16,467
Beyond is going to be
506
00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:19,554
the official magazine of Skylab.
507
00:17:19,721 --> 00:17:22,473
Look at you publishing the
first magazine in space.
508
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,725
I'm gonna go to Houston tomorrow,
509
00:17:23,891 --> 00:17:24,891
and I'm gonna seal the deal,
510
00:17:25,018 --> 00:17:26,020
and I want you to come with me.
511
00:17:26,186 --> 00:17:27,395
I want to turn it into
512
00:17:27,562 --> 00:17:29,523
a Doug and Tina romantic weekend.
513
00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:31,400
Houston in July? Sounds sweaty.
514
00:17:31,525 --> 00:17:32,985
[LAUGHS] Think of this.
515
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:36,781
The air-conditioned suite. The pool.
516
00:17:36,947 --> 00:17:38,157
And if you play your cards right,
517
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:41,036
I'll take you on a
day trip to Galveston.
518
00:17:41,202 --> 00:17:42,370
All right, I'll come...
519
00:17:42,537 --> 00:17:44,164
if you finish the Minx calendars.
520
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,916
Bottom Dollar is going
interstellar, Tins.
521
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,419
The calendars can wait.
522
00:17:48,586 --> 00:17:50,379
They're literally the most
time-sensitive product.
523
00:17:50,546 --> 00:17:52,590
You are killing me with these calendars.
524
00:17:52,757 --> 00:17:55,594
I don't care about the merch.
I care about the magazines.
525
00:17:55,761 --> 00:17:57,804
And I know they call me
Mug Renetti behind my back
526
00:17:57,971 --> 00:17:59,681
like I'm some sort of
flea market peddler.
527
00:17:59,848 --> 00:18:01,767
It hurts my feelings.
528
00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:04,019
We all have parts of
our jobs we don't like.
529
00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:05,438
- Yeah.
- [TINA] Like reminding you
530
00:18:05,563 --> 00:18:07,189
to do your work,
531
00:18:07,356 --> 00:18:08,900
which is the job of a secretary,
532
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,318
if you kept one for longer than a week.
533
00:18:10,485 --> 00:18:12,528
I would if one of 'em
was half as good as you,
534
00:18:12,695 --> 00:18:14,031
believe me, but I can't find a good one.
535
00:18:14,198 --> 00:18:15,991
Hey, um, Doug, quick question.
536
00:18:16,115 --> 00:18:17,701
I hope it's not about merchandise.
537
00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:19,536
Um, it's about the
fires in the parking lot.
538
00:18:19,662 --> 00:18:22,247
- What?
- Yeah, loose hay, smokers.
539
00:18:22,414 --> 00:18:24,167
Do you make a Minx ashtray?
540
00:18:26,335 --> 00:18:27,921
Glass or ceramic?
541
00:18:28,088 --> 00:18:30,048
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
542
00:18:30,173 --> 00:18:32,884
[GLASS CLINKING]
543
00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:38,391
We're all friends here.
544
00:18:38,557 --> 00:18:41,519
Some might say the closest of friends.
545
00:18:41,686 --> 00:18:44,064
So I have to ask,
546
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:48,485
which one of you had sex
with my husband in our house?
547
00:18:52,614 --> 00:18:53,950
No, I mean last month.
548
00:18:55,659 --> 00:18:57,829
Mm-hmm. Okay.
549
00:18:57,954 --> 00:19:00,206
What did we say about
loose-fitting jewelry, hmm?
550
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,335
Come on, guys, French
clasps and studs only.
551
00:19:03,502 --> 00:19:05,586
We still have a toddler who
will put anything in her mouth.
552
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:06,797
Sounds like Henrietta.
553
00:19:06,922 --> 00:19:09,925
[LAUGHTER]
554
00:19:10,092 --> 00:19:11,385
[HENRIETTA] Sorry, Shelly.
555
00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:12,929
Oh, I mean Mistress Bella.
556
00:19:13,096 --> 00:19:14,847
I'll forgive it this time.
557
00:19:15,013 --> 00:19:16,182
[CLEARS THROAT]
558
00:19:18,727 --> 00:19:22,606
Tonight, Bella LaRouche
has chosen a theme.
559
00:19:22,732 --> 00:19:24,941
Sadie Hawkins.
560
00:19:25,108 --> 00:19:28,279
Ladies choose their partners.
561
00:19:32,492 --> 00:19:33,910
Eeny...
562
00:19:34,077 --> 00:19:36,413
meeny...
563
00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:38,290
miny...
564
00:19:38,457 --> 00:19:41,126
miny...
565
00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:42,754
mine.
566
00:19:45,298 --> 00:19:48,009
Ugh, stop pouring
that swill immediately.
567
00:19:49,427 --> 00:19:53,307
A gift from Charles de Gaulle to me,
568
00:19:53,474 --> 00:19:55,225
and now from me to you.
569
00:19:55,392 --> 00:19:57,644
I'll save my "Jacques
Daniels" for another day.
570
00:20:00,397 --> 00:20:03,234
You know, I think you liked
me more when I was here less.
571
00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:04,944
I feel that way about everyone.
572
00:20:05,111 --> 00:20:06,529
[CONSTANCE] Mm.
573
00:20:06,696 --> 00:20:09,157
If I overstepped this morning,
574
00:20:09,324 --> 00:20:10,784
I apologize.
575
00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:12,745
On the bright side,
you're the proud owner
576
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:16,040
of 263 lightly used tumbleweeds.
577
00:20:16,207 --> 00:20:20,252
You know, you're the only one
that Joyce and Doug listen to.
578
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:23,964
And if powerful people
listen only to you,
579
00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:26,760
that means you're the
one with all the power.
580
00:20:26,885 --> 00:20:28,262
It only works if no one notices.
581
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,180
Hmm. Well, how about you let me in
582
00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:32,850
on a few more secrets?
583
00:20:33,017 --> 00:20:35,186
I've been looking into
Minx's revenue projection
584
00:20:35,353 --> 00:20:37,689
for the next 24 months.
585
00:20:37,856 --> 00:20:39,816
What are your comps?
586
00:20:39,982 --> 00:20:41,193
Nothing.
587
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,444
Nothing?
588
00:20:42,611 --> 00:20:43,946
[TINA] I had to create my own.
589
00:20:45,531 --> 00:20:49,910
These are sales for every BDP title.
590
00:20:50,077 --> 00:20:51,704
Kung Fu Cuties.
591
00:20:51,871 --> 00:20:53,915
Feet! Feet! Feet!
592
00:20:54,082 --> 00:20:55,542
Yank My Doodle.
593
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,378
Oh, vulgar and patriotic.
594
00:20:57,545 --> 00:20:59,379
All high floor, low ceiling.
595
00:20:59,546 --> 00:21:02,924
Dependable, but marginal profit.
596
00:21:03,091 --> 00:21:05,553
Minx is different.
597
00:21:05,719 --> 00:21:08,430
If there's a ceiling, I
don't know where it is.
598
00:21:08,597 --> 00:21:11,518
That's the first time I've
seen you smile all day.
599
00:21:11,685 --> 00:21:14,312
Huge margins have that effect on me.
600
00:21:14,479 --> 00:21:15,981
We're gonna get along just fine.
601
00:21:16,147 --> 00:21:18,108
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
602
00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:20,903
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
603
00:21:21,028 --> 00:21:22,362
♪ ♪
604
00:21:22,529 --> 00:21:24,657
I haven't spent enough
time in the desert.
605
00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:26,910
You are making a compelling case.
606
00:21:27,076 --> 00:21:28,536
You gotta come next time.
607
00:21:28,661 --> 00:21:30,330
There's always room on the bus.
608
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:33,333
- [MUSICIAN] We're on soon.
- Okay. [LAUGHS]
609
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,459
How do you two know each other?
610
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,045
Oh, come on. How can you live in LA
611
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,213
and not know Jackson Browne?
612
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:39,424
Sure, sure.
613
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:41,259
That was Glenn Frey.
614
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:44,429
Of the Eagles.
615
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:46,806
Joyce, I'm a reporter for Rolling Stone.
616
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,600
I know every person in this place.
617
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:49,935
Okay, if you're trying
to prove something,
618
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:51,644
you picked the wrong place to do it.
619
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,731
Joyce Prigger, as I live and breathe.
620
00:21:53,898 --> 00:21:55,942
Well, hello, Linda Ronstadt.
621
00:21:56,109 --> 00:21:57,943
- Richie sends his regard.
- [LINDA] Mwah.
622
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,655
You and Simon Michaels.
623
00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:02,115
Don't tell this man anything.
624
00:22:02,282 --> 00:22:04,492
[LAUGHS] Don't worry, she hasn't.
625
00:22:04,659 --> 00:22:07,454
We've been having a raging
debate on the pay gap in music.
626
00:22:07,621 --> 00:22:09,290
Sonny and Cher are in a bad place.
627
00:22:09,457 --> 00:22:10,958
We need your help.
628
00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:12,919
- I got you, babe.
- [LINDA] Okay.
629
00:22:13,085 --> 00:22:14,712
[JOYCE] You get it? You get that?
630
00:22:14,879 --> 00:22:16,714
I'm so glad we finally got
you out to one of these things.
631
00:22:16,881 --> 00:22:18,842
Me too, Linda.
632
00:22:19,009 --> 00:22:21,637
And as the black hole
pulls your body apart,
633
00:22:21,803 --> 00:22:26,516
galaxies form and explode
before you over the span
634
00:22:26,642 --> 00:22:31,021
of tens of thousands of years.
635
00:22:31,189 --> 00:22:33,358
[PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYS]
636
00:22:33,524 --> 00:22:36,402
Well, that is the fifth
time I've heard that today,
637
00:22:36,527 --> 00:22:38,656
and, uh...
638
00:22:38,822 --> 00:22:41,116
I still don't get it. [LAUGHS]
639
00:22:41,283 --> 00:22:43,202
[CONSTANCE] Oh, you're so
much more fun to get high with
640
00:22:43,327 --> 00:22:45,746
than that drip, Arthur Miller.
641
00:22:47,874 --> 00:22:48,874
[TIMER RINGING]
642
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,417
Oh, that's my cue.
643
00:22:50,584 --> 00:22:52,295
Burbank airport awaits.
644
00:22:52,462 --> 00:22:54,840
[DOUG] Well, guess
who's flying first class?
645
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,259
She sprung for it, all three legs.
646
00:22:57,385 --> 00:22:58,385
That's nice.
647
00:22:58,427 --> 00:23:00,178
Fly safe, my dear.
648
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,309
[DOUG] Huh? Huh?
649
00:23:05,476 --> 00:23:07,437
He is a treasure.
650
00:23:07,604 --> 00:23:09,439
He's ours too. We've got him.
651
00:23:09,606 --> 00:23:10,606
- [CHUCKLES]
- [CONSTANCE] Mm-hmm.
652
00:23:10,649 --> 00:23:12,985
If you like that, I got
another magazine idea
653
00:23:13,110 --> 00:23:14,404
that's gonna knock your socks off.
654
00:23:14,570 --> 00:23:17,073
- Okay.
- It's about the working rich.
655
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,825
I wanna call it Jetset.
656
00:23:18,992 --> 00:23:20,743
That's very niche.
657
00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:22,495
No, I say targeted.
658
00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:25,790
I think it's time that we
start streamlining operations,
659
00:23:25,957 --> 00:23:27,584
cut loose some of the underperformers.
660
00:23:27,751 --> 00:23:28,877
Yeah, I agree.
661
00:23:30,546 --> 00:23:33,383
What, uh... which ones are you thinking?
662
00:23:33,550 --> 00:23:34,967
- Kung Fu Cuties.
- Kung Fu Cuties.
663
00:23:35,134 --> 00:23:38,221
And Feet! Feet! Feet!
664
00:23:38,388 --> 00:23:39,639
- Really?
- [CONSTANCE] Yeah.
665
00:23:41,349 --> 00:23:43,436
Well, that one stings,
I'm gonna be honest.
666
00:23:43,561 --> 00:23:45,854
This one's gonna sting the most, then.
667
00:23:46,021 --> 00:23:48,482
I've decided to not
move forward with Beyond.
668
00:23:50,943 --> 00:23:53,530
- [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah.
669
00:23:53,655 --> 00:23:54,654
You're kidding me.
670
00:23:54,739 --> 00:23:55,907
No.
671
00:23:56,074 --> 00:23:58,493
But you just sent Carl first class.
672
00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:03,082
You just sent Carl first class.
673
00:24:03,249 --> 00:24:05,752
The ceiling for science
is just not high,
674
00:24:05,918 --> 00:24:08,754
and it's a misuse of our
most valuable resource.
675
00:24:08,921 --> 00:24:09,964
Which would be what?
676
00:24:10,131 --> 00:24:11,716
You.
677
00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:15,261
Your merchandise has made
more money for this company
678
00:24:15,429 --> 00:24:18,556
in the last six months than
anything in its entire history.
679
00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:20,642
I could just do so much
more, I promise you.
680
00:24:20,809 --> 00:24:23,146
No, but I need you to
come up with more ideas,
681
00:24:23,313 --> 00:24:25,648
your big Renetti ideas,
682
00:24:25,815 --> 00:24:28,443
for Minx.
683
00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:30,111
- All right?
- Yeah, okay.
684
00:24:30,278 --> 00:24:31,947
Carl Sagan is not the only genius
685
00:24:32,114 --> 00:24:34,491
that I got high with tonight.
686
00:24:34,657 --> 00:24:37,161
You know, they're calling you
Mug Renetti around the office.
687
00:24:37,328 --> 00:24:38,829
You're goddamn right, they are.
688
00:24:41,290 --> 00:24:43,459
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
689
00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:52,261
I could never date a civilian.
690
00:24:52,428 --> 00:24:54,179
But I really shouldn't
date musicians either.
691
00:24:54,346 --> 00:24:56,432
So you have to find
someone that's close enough
692
00:24:56,599 --> 00:24:57,599
to what you do that they get it...
693
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,310
- [JOYCE] Mm-hmm.
- [LINDA] But far enough away
694
00:24:59,477 --> 00:25:02,106
that they're cool riding
in the passenger seat.
695
00:25:02,231 --> 00:25:03,815
So I could date a musician.
696
00:25:03,981 --> 00:25:05,442
Only if you want herpes.
697
00:25:05,567 --> 00:25:06,568
- Oh, my God.
- [BOTH GIGGLE]
698
00:25:06,735 --> 00:25:07,735
[PERSON] Linda, you're on, babe.
699
00:25:07,736 --> 00:25:09,321
- That's me.
- Okay.
700
00:25:11,658 --> 00:25:12,825
[SIGHS]
701
00:25:14,494 --> 00:25:17,163
Oh, hi. Me? Um...
702
00:25:17,330 --> 00:25:20,125
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
703
00:25:20,291 --> 00:25:21,710
♪ ♪
704
00:25:21,877 --> 00:25:23,002
Yes. [LAUGHS]
705
00:25:24,296 --> 00:25:26,340
[SNIFFS] Oh, fuck.
706
00:25:26,507 --> 00:25:27,800
[CLEARS THROAT] That's
like night coffee.
707
00:25:27,967 --> 00:25:29,009
[LINDA] All right.
708
00:25:29,135 --> 00:25:30,679
I am gonna play a few songs
709
00:25:30,804 --> 00:25:31,847
off the new album tonight.
710
00:25:32,012 --> 00:25:33,347
But I thought first,
711
00:25:33,515 --> 00:25:35,392
we could warm things
up with a little jam.
712
00:25:35,559 --> 00:25:37,602
So, Graham, get up here.
713
00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:40,022
Uh, JD, where is my baby?
714
00:25:40,189 --> 00:25:42,524
And... oh, Judee Sill,
I know you're mad at me,
715
00:25:42,691 --> 00:25:44,527
but I need you on guitar.
716
00:25:44,694 --> 00:25:46,279
And I need a volunteer for shakers.
717
00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:47,655
Me!
718
00:25:47,822 --> 00:25:49,407
- Get up here, Joyce Prigger.
- Okay.
719
00:25:49,574 --> 00:25:51,201
- [LINDA] Are you guys ready?
- [DRUM BEATING]
720
00:25:51,368 --> 00:25:53,162
First chair French horn. [LAUGHS]
721
00:25:56,206 --> 00:25:59,752
♪ I've been cheated ♪
722
00:25:59,919 --> 00:26:03,173
♪ Been mistreated ♪
723
00:26:03,339 --> 00:26:08,344
♪ When will I be loved? ♪
724
00:26:08,511 --> 00:26:09,722
[SHELLY] Don't finish yet.
725
00:26:09,889 --> 00:26:12,098
Hold it. Hold it.
726
00:26:12,265 --> 00:26:14,727
Wallace. Look at me.
727
00:26:14,852 --> 00:26:16,562
Not in the eyes.
728
00:26:16,729 --> 00:26:19,232
I said look away, you little shit.
729
00:26:19,399 --> 00:26:20,901
[BAMBI] Hey, Doug.
730
00:26:21,066 --> 00:26:22,276
Um, I took some initiative
731
00:26:22,444 --> 00:26:23,820
and finished the Minx calendars for you.
732
00:26:23,987 --> 00:26:25,656
Oh, that's unexpected, Bambs.
733
00:26:25,823 --> 00:26:28,408
It's pretty complicated work
734
00:26:28,533 --> 00:26:30,244
to do all that stuff, but, uh...
735
00:26:33,539 --> 00:26:35,584
- You did this?
- Yeah.
736
00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,126
- [DOUG] It's great.
- Thank you.
737
00:26:37,293 --> 00:26:38,629
You kept the pictures big,
738
00:26:38,795 --> 00:26:41,464
and you even got Joyce's
boring quotes in there, Bambs.
739
00:26:41,631 --> 00:26:43,592
Yeah, well, the image is the real draw,
740
00:26:43,717 --> 00:26:45,469
so I put the quotes
in complimentary colors
741
00:26:45,636 --> 00:26:46,970
so they fade into the background.
742
00:26:47,137 --> 00:26:49,140
It's excellent.
743
00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:50,766
I would like you to consider it
744
00:26:50,933 --> 00:26:53,353
my application to be your secretary.
745
00:26:53,519 --> 00:26:56,147
If I'm gonna be Bottom
Dollar CFO for real someday,
746
00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:58,400
I need to apprentice with
the smartest man I know.
747
00:26:58,567 --> 00:26:59,944
And that's you.
748
00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:02,363
And Colonel Tom Parker, but he's busy.
749
00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:05,074
Think about it.
750
00:27:07,284 --> 00:27:08,328
[SIGHS]
751
00:27:09,663 --> 00:27:10,746
[LENNY HUFFS]
752
00:27:10,871 --> 00:27:12,874
I'm really giving it to her in there.
753
00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:15,126
Hey, Wallace is crying...
754
00:27:15,293 --> 00:27:16,878
- in a good way.
- [LAUGHS]
755
00:27:17,045 --> 00:27:20,382
[LINDA] ♪ When I find a new man ♪
756
00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:23,678
♪ That I want for mine ♪
757
00:27:23,803 --> 00:27:27,139
♪ He always breaks my heart in two ♪
758
00:27:27,306 --> 00:27:32,187
♪ It happens every time ♪
759
00:27:32,354 --> 00:27:36,817
♪ Oh, I've been cheated ♪
760
00:27:36,984 --> 00:27:39,945
♪ Been mistreated... ♪
761
00:27:42,115 --> 00:27:43,199
Great party tonight, hon.
762
00:27:43,324 --> 00:27:44,409
[SHELLY] Mm.
763
00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:45,868
Don't stay up too late.
764
00:27:45,994 --> 00:27:48,831
Len, I was, um,
765
00:27:48,998 --> 00:27:51,166
thinking about going back to Minx.
766
00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:53,670
Oh. It's about time.
767
00:27:53,837 --> 00:27:57,674
[LINDA] ♪ Tell me, when will I ♪
768
00:27:57,841 --> 00:28:00,677
♪ Be ♪
769
00:28:00,802 --> 00:28:06,684
♪ Loved? ♪
770
00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:07,893
You know, you looked dangerously close
771
00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:09,311
to having a good time tonight.
772
00:28:09,477 --> 00:28:12,690
[SCOFFS] Yeah, I think
that was the cocaine.
773
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,025
[CHUCKLES]
774
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:20,824
Hey, I'm sorry for torturing you today.
775
00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:22,576
I've actually been tortured.
776
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:23,701
Today was fun.
777
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:25,370
I met Carl Sagan.
778
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,540
[JOYCE LAUGHS]
779
00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,041
It's just...
780
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,421
Look, a lot of the people
that you've profiled
781
00:28:33,588 --> 00:28:35,841
have then taken a fall.
782
00:28:36,008 --> 00:28:38,801
You mean the ones with death camps.
783
00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:40,721
Yeah, and others. [SCOFFS]
784
00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:42,766
I see.
785
00:28:46,895 --> 00:28:48,854
I've gotten everything I've ever wanted,
786
00:28:49,022 --> 00:28:52,984
and it's happened so fast, and...
787
00:28:53,151 --> 00:28:55,362
And now you're thinking,
what if you just got lucky?
788
00:28:57,365 --> 00:29:01,077
Like, what if I screw it up?
789
00:29:01,243 --> 00:29:03,662
And then it's just all just gone again.
790
00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:05,957
[SIGHS] What then?
791
00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:08,584
I mean, it's possible.
792
00:29:08,668 --> 00:29:10,462
[JOYCE SCOFFS]
793
00:29:10,629 --> 00:29:13,090
But I have been testing another theory.
794
00:29:13,215 --> 00:29:14,257
Yeah?
795
00:29:14,424 --> 00:29:15,843
Watching you,
796
00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:17,677
reading your magazines,
797
00:29:17,844 --> 00:29:20,348
talking to just about
everyone who knows you...
798
00:29:22,558 --> 00:29:25,396
... have you ever considered that maybe
799
00:29:25,562 --> 00:29:27,605
you are exactly where you belong?
800
00:29:29,566 --> 00:29:31,486
It's okay to like it.
801
00:29:36,116 --> 00:29:39,786
[MICK RONSON'S "ONLY
AFTER DARK" PLAYING]
802
00:29:39,953 --> 00:29:43,456
[MICK] ♪ I feel my spirit fly ♪
803
00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:46,710
♪ Only after dark ♪
804
00:29:48,796 --> 00:29:53,050
[VOCALIZING]
805
00:29:53,217 --> 00:29:56,846
♪ I kiss the world goodbye ♪
806
00:29:58,473 --> 00:30:00,100
♪ Only after dark ♪
807
00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:06,232
[VOCALIZING]
808
00:30:06,398 --> 00:30:09,986
♪ Nights ♪
♪ With the city lights ♪
809
00:30:11,654 --> 00:30:13,406
♪ Only after dark ♪
810
00:30:15,159 --> 00:30:19,538
[VOCALIZING]
811
00:30:19,663 --> 00:30:23,250
♪ Run like the wonder way ♪
812
00:30:25,003 --> 00:30:27,672
♪ Only after dark ♪
813
00:30:27,839 --> 00:30:32,677
[VOCALIZING]
814
00:30:32,802 --> 00:30:38,058
♪ Won't you disappear ♪
815
00:30:38,225 --> 00:30:40,145
♪ Into midnight with me? ♪
816
00:30:40,312 --> 00:30:41,854
♪ Why don't you come? ♪
817
00:30:41,979 --> 00:30:43,356
♪ Why won't you come? ♪
818
00:30:43,523 --> 00:30:45,816
♪ Why won't you fly ♪
♪ Fly, fly? ♪
819
00:30:45,983 --> 00:30:50,822
♪ Sweet elusive fate ♪
820
00:30:50,947 --> 00:30:54,368
♪ Will be our company ♪
821
00:30:54,535 --> 00:30:57,371
♪ ♪
822
00:30:57,372 --> 00:31:02,373
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