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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,018 --> 00:00:04,570 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:05,756 [DOUG] You said you wanted splashy. 3 00:00:06,123 --> 00:00:07,959 - Is this splashy enough? - Well, it's a beginning. 4 00:00:08,084 --> 00:00:10,170 I'm CFO, Chief Fun Officer. 5 00:00:10,336 --> 00:00:12,380 And I'm art director, which is an actual title. 6 00:00:12,505 --> 00:00:13,590 I have fans now. 7 00:00:13,756 --> 00:00:15,508 Yeah, and they're incredibly wealthy 8 00:00:15,675 --> 00:00:17,011 and they live in castles 9 00:00:17,178 --> 00:00:18,511 and hire me to shoot their playthings. 10 00:00:18,636 --> 00:00:20,222 [DOUG] We could turn Minx into so much more 11 00:00:20,389 --> 00:00:21,389 than just a magazine. 12 00:00:21,432 --> 00:00:23,185 Merchandising, uh, events, 13 00:00:23,350 --> 00:00:25,895 international editions, taking this thing global. 14 00:00:26,061 --> 00:00:28,023 Something is going on with you. 15 00:00:28,189 --> 00:00:30,108 Whatever this is, I want to figure it out with you. 16 00:00:32,027 --> 00:00:33,528 Please welcome Joyce Prigger. 17 00:00:33,653 --> 00:00:35,614 - Am I a celebrity? - Sure, you're a celebrity. 18 00:00:35,780 --> 00:00:37,408 [JOYCE] Doesn't it seem like people are longing 19 00:00:37,575 --> 00:00:39,952 for a way to be more open about sexuality 20 00:00:40,119 --> 00:00:41,537 without feeling shame? 21 00:00:41,662 --> 00:00:43,915 God save the queen of dicks. 22 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,583 [JOYCE] And, you know, I don't think it stops there. 23 00:00:45,709 --> 00:00:48,044 I-I think this feels like the beginning of something. 24 00:00:50,631 --> 00:00:53,300 [EUGENE BLACKNELL'S "GET IN A HURRY" PLAYING] 25 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:56,095 ♪ ♪ 26 00:00:56,221 --> 00:00:58,013 [EUGENE] ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 27 00:00:59,891 --> 00:01:01,226 [MODEL] Hey. 28 00:01:01,392 --> 00:01:03,102 [EUGENE] ♪ I gotta buckle down ♪ 29 00:01:03,228 --> 00:01:06,357 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:06,899 --> 00:01:11,070 ♪ I can't believe ♪ 31 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,365 - ♪ My baby done put me down ♪ - Thank you. 32 00:01:14,490 --> 00:01:16,743 [LAUGHTER] 33 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,579 [DOUG] Sunset Boulevard. You got 90,000 eyes a day. 34 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,206 That is a wonderful idea, Doug. 35 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,749 Truly inspired. 36 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,292 Really? 'Cause yesterday you said 37 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:27,546 that billboards were "a blight on the public commons." 38 00:01:27,711 --> 00:01:28,881 Well, you know what, I slept on it, 39 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:30,299 and it's a winner. [LAUGHS] 40 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:32,426 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 41 00:01:34,513 --> 00:01:35,513 [TINA] Yes, Bambi. 42 00:01:35,514 --> 00:01:36,931 Um, who are those people 43 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:38,350 and why do they keep taking our picture? 44 00:01:38,517 --> 00:01:40,310 That's Rolling Stone, and they're here today 45 00:01:40,435 --> 00:01:41,770 doing a feature on Bottom Dollar. 46 00:01:41,937 --> 00:01:43,814 You really need to read my memos, Bambi. 47 00:01:43,981 --> 00:01:45,441 Oh, I don't read memos on principle. 48 00:01:45,607 --> 00:01:46,817 But fun. 49 00:01:46,984 --> 00:01:47,985 Yes, it is. 50 00:01:48,027 --> 00:01:50,238 It's... so much fun. 51 00:01:50,405 --> 00:01:52,365 [TINA] Big day today, big shoot, big issue. 52 00:01:52,532 --> 00:01:53,950 Does anyone know where Richie is? 53 00:01:54,118 --> 00:01:55,452 Art department's still waiting on his approval, 54 00:01:55,619 --> 00:01:57,077 and I don't know why he's not here. 55 00:01:57,245 --> 00:01:58,289 I'm here. I'm here and I'm ready. 56 00:01:58,414 --> 00:02:00,959 [CLEARS THROAT] Uh, more. 57 00:02:01,126 --> 00:02:02,459 Both. Also both. 58 00:02:02,626 --> 00:02:04,629 You know my budgets aren't suggestions, right? 59 00:02:04,796 --> 00:02:06,047 Just how over are we? 60 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:07,841 Twenty percent and counting. 61 00:02:08,008 --> 00:02:10,303 Eh, that's a rounding error in my book. 62 00:02:10,428 --> 00:02:13,013 I think we need to support this man's vision. 63 00:02:13,179 --> 00:02:14,180 You've earned it. 64 00:02:14,307 --> 00:02:16,349 Thank you, Connie. 65 00:02:16,474 --> 00:02:18,394 And in other news, the, uh, comment cards 66 00:02:18,561 --> 00:02:22,106 for my new science magazine, uh, Beyond, 67 00:02:22,273 --> 00:02:23,274 came out, and they're, uh... 68 00:02:25,276 --> 00:02:27,446 ... they're very positive. [LAUGHS] 69 00:02:27,613 --> 00:02:29,114 Yeah, so I'll read 'em to you. 70 00:02:29,281 --> 00:02:31,074 Somebody said, "Original." 71 00:02:31,241 --> 00:02:32,659 "Mind-blowing." 72 00:02:32,784 --> 00:02:34,579 "The biggest development in science 73 00:02:34,746 --> 00:02:35,829 since the Punnett square." 74 00:02:35,996 --> 00:02:37,332 I wrote that one. 75 00:02:37,498 --> 00:02:39,334 And how are we looking on the calendars? 76 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,586 [DOUG] I think we've got some really sexy options. 77 00:02:41,753 --> 00:02:43,838 Oh, Joycie, I pulled off the lady quotes. 78 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:47,301 So now it's just thick and juicy slices of beefcake. 79 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,429 Yum. 80 00:02:50,596 --> 00:02:52,389 [EUGENE] ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 81 00:02:52,556 --> 00:02:55,517 ♪ ♪ 82 00:02:55,684 --> 00:02:57,354 ♪ I got to get in a hurry ♪ 83 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,315 What the hell was that? 84 00:02:59,482 --> 00:03:02,025 We've got Rolling Stone posted up, 85 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:05,153 and all of a sudden you decide to respect me? 86 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,947 Well, I-I don't... I don't know what you mean. 87 00:03:07,114 --> 00:03:08,783 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 88 00:03:08,950 --> 00:03:10,701 [DOUG] Come on, Prigger, please. 89 00:03:10,868 --> 00:03:12,537 What are you doing? 90 00:03:12,704 --> 00:03:14,373 This is our thing. 91 00:03:14,539 --> 00:03:15,707 We fight, we bang heads, 92 00:03:15,874 --> 00:03:17,501 but then we come together and we make magic. 93 00:03:17,668 --> 00:03:19,711 It is very Minx-y. 94 00:03:19,878 --> 00:03:21,380 When did that become an adjective? 95 00:03:21,546 --> 00:03:22,924 I just don't understand why you're trying 96 00:03:23,049 --> 00:03:24,549 to bore this reporter out of a story. 97 00:03:24,716 --> 00:03:27,720 Do you have any idea who Simon Michaels is? 98 00:03:27,887 --> 00:03:29,847 Y-you-you've brought death to our door. 99 00:03:30,014 --> 00:03:32,810 Okay, this guy, he writes searing exposés. 100 00:03:32,935 --> 00:03:34,144 He uncovers malfeasance. 101 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:35,979 He topples despots. 102 00:03:36,146 --> 00:03:38,441 Last I checked, you are not a third world dictator, Joyce. 103 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:39,775 I think we'll be okay. 104 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:41,444 [JOYCE] Yeah, well, still, one never knows 105 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:43,320 what's going to bring 'em down, you know? 106 00:03:43,488 --> 00:03:44,906 Have you read a word about Nixon? 107 00:03:45,073 --> 00:03:47,492 He's the president of the United States. 108 00:03:47,659 --> 00:03:49,703 We publish a dick mag. 109 00:03:49,828 --> 00:03:50,995 Although right now, 110 00:03:51,162 --> 00:03:52,790 I don't know who's more paranoid. 111 00:03:52,957 --> 00:03:55,084 In just six months, sales are through the roof. 112 00:03:55,251 --> 00:03:57,336 Okay, writers beg to contribute. 113 00:03:57,503 --> 00:03:59,755 We're on top. I mean, come on, why risk that? 114 00:03:59,922 --> 00:04:03,468 Because, Joycie, if we get on the cover of Rolling Stone, 115 00:04:03,635 --> 00:04:06,430 it'll launch us to outer fucking space. 116 00:04:06,596 --> 00:04:08,433 No... you mean launch Beyond. 117 00:04:08,558 --> 00:04:09,557 Okay? I'm not an idiot. 118 00:04:09,641 --> 00:04:11,436 I'm not risking Minx 119 00:04:11,602 --> 00:04:14,147 just so you can give your pet project a boost. 120 00:04:14,313 --> 00:04:15,606 So this is about jealousy? 121 00:04:15,773 --> 00:04:17,985 Oh, my God, no. I'm very... I'm very happy 122 00:04:18,110 --> 00:04:19,527 for you and your new celebrity friend... 123 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:20,821 [DOUG] My editor, Joyce, 124 00:04:20,988 --> 00:04:22,281 Carl Sagan. 125 00:04:22,448 --> 00:04:24,199 Yeah, that kind of press is a distraction. 126 00:04:24,366 --> 00:04:26,618 And what was that hatchet job you did on my calendar? 127 00:04:26,785 --> 00:04:28,245 There it is. So you were pissed. 128 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:29,872 Doug, I spent hours curating 129 00:04:30,038 --> 00:04:31,958 this-this treasure trove of feminist witticisms. 130 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:33,792 It pulled focus from the schlongs. 131 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,795 Schlongs without context are just schlongs, okay? 132 00:04:35,962 --> 00:04:37,298 It's the quotes that make them Minx-y. 133 00:04:37,465 --> 00:04:38,590 God damn it. 134 00:04:38,757 --> 00:04:40,760 There it is, kid! There's the pepper! 135 00:04:40,885 --> 00:04:42,428 Where was that in the meeting? 136 00:04:42,553 --> 00:04:43,846 [LAID-BACK ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 137 00:04:43,913 --> 00:04:44,971 - [SHELLY] Okay. - [LENNY] We gotta go. 138 00:04:44,972 --> 00:04:46,600 Hey, and remember Grandma's picking you up 139 00:04:46,767 --> 00:04:48,476 after school for the sleepover today, okay? 140 00:04:48,642 --> 00:04:50,479 And if she pops that second jug of wine, 141 00:04:50,645 --> 00:04:51,897 I want you to call. 142 00:04:52,063 --> 00:04:54,107 Well, Tommy has a standing order 143 00:04:54,274 --> 00:04:55,650 to water down the Carlo Rossi after 9:00. 144 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:57,403 Oh, and don't worry about going to the store. 145 00:04:57,570 --> 00:04:59,321 - I have time today. - No way. 146 00:04:59,488 --> 00:05:01,324 You got enough on your plate as hostess. 147 00:05:01,491 --> 00:05:02,615 And besides, I want to make sure that you have 148 00:05:02,616 --> 00:05:04,243 plenty of energy for later. 149 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:05,620 Oh, excuse me. 150 00:05:05,787 --> 00:05:07,372 [LENNY] Mm-hmm. 151 00:05:07,538 --> 00:05:09,248 [SHELLY CHUCKLES] 152 00:05:09,416 --> 00:05:11,001 - [LENNY] Mm. - [SHELLY CHUCKLES] 153 00:05:11,126 --> 00:05:13,003 I have a test first period. 154 00:05:13,170 --> 00:05:14,963 Okay. All right, get out of here. 155 00:05:15,130 --> 00:05:16,800 [LENNY] All right. 156 00:05:16,966 --> 00:05:19,177 Well, well, good morning, lovebirds. 157 00:05:19,344 --> 00:05:20,762 [LAUGHS] 158 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:23,473 Hey, Harold and I were wondering if you had 159 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,435 a couple spots open at your table for dinner tonight. 160 00:05:26,602 --> 00:05:28,394 You guys throw the best parties. 161 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:29,855 Right, Harold? [LAUGHS] 162 00:05:30,022 --> 00:05:31,690 Driving the bus today, Lenny? 163 00:05:31,857 --> 00:05:33,567 Must be in the doghouse. 164 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:34,777 [LENNY] Nope, just, uh, 165 00:05:34,944 --> 00:05:36,196 enjoy spending time with my children. 166 00:05:36,363 --> 00:05:37,655 [SHELLY CHUCKLES] 167 00:05:37,780 --> 00:05:39,241 I'm so sorry... even with the leaf, 168 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:40,408 we can only fit eight. 169 00:05:40,575 --> 00:05:41,867 Maybe next time? 170 00:05:42,035 --> 00:05:43,035 Okay. 171 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,873 [ENGINE TURNS OVER] 172 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,541 You had one line, Harold. 173 00:05:47,707 --> 00:05:48,751 One. 174 00:05:49,710 --> 00:05:51,045 [SINGER] ♪ Talk about your yo-yo ♪ 175 00:05:51,212 --> 00:05:52,547 [BAMBI] And this is where Richie sits. 176 00:05:52,713 --> 00:05:53,714 He used to be in the studio, 177 00:05:53,881 --> 00:05:55,384 but then Life magazine called him 178 00:05:55,509 --> 00:05:57,635 "America's Picasso of the Pecker." 179 00:05:57,802 --> 00:06:00,556 So, I gave him a work station and two assistants. 180 00:06:00,722 --> 00:06:02,224 And over here is Tina. 181 00:06:02,391 --> 00:06:04,059 She got to choose her own carpet. 182 00:06:04,184 --> 00:06:06,104 She went with the short pile 'cause she's classy. 183 00:06:06,270 --> 00:06:07,896 Is that you right there? 184 00:06:08,064 --> 00:06:09,065 [BAMBI] Yeah. 185 00:06:09,232 --> 00:06:11,317 That was from before my CFO days. 186 00:06:11,484 --> 00:06:12,569 [SIMON] You went from nude model 187 00:06:12,735 --> 00:06:13,820 to Chief Financial Officer? 188 00:06:13,987 --> 00:06:15,489 Chief Fun Officer. 189 00:06:15,656 --> 00:06:17,282 Yours sounds made-up. [LAUGHS] 190 00:06:17,407 --> 00:06:19,034 Also, I'm still centerfold coordinating, 191 00:06:19,159 --> 00:06:20,619 which is a real job. 192 00:06:20,744 --> 00:06:22,746 But I'm looking for my next gig here. 193 00:06:22,913 --> 00:06:24,916 Just waiting for the stars to align. 194 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:26,750 Speaking of stars, 195 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:28,169 who do we have here? 196 00:06:28,336 --> 00:06:30,463 Astrologer, cosmetologist, 197 00:06:30,630 --> 00:06:33,633 and Beyond magazine's editor emeritus, 198 00:06:33,758 --> 00:06:35,552 Mr. Carl Sagan. 199 00:06:35,719 --> 00:06:36,719 Hello. 200 00:06:36,803 --> 00:06:38,139 I'm almost none of those things. 201 00:06:38,305 --> 00:06:39,515 Okay, bye, guys. 202 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,225 Bye, Annie. 203 00:06:41,392 --> 00:06:42,894 Do you know where I could find Joyce Prigger? 204 00:06:44,479 --> 00:06:47,357 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 205 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:54,282 You one of those people who can only write 206 00:06:54,449 --> 00:06:55,741 in the midst of chaos? 207 00:06:55,866 --> 00:06:56,910 [TYPEWRITER DINGS] 208 00:06:58,202 --> 00:06:59,245 Here you go. 209 00:06:59,412 --> 00:07:00,413 This should have everything you need. 210 00:07:02,957 --> 00:07:04,835 Yeah, I-I think I missed something. 211 00:07:04,959 --> 00:07:06,879 Oh, I wrote out my answers in advance. 212 00:07:07,046 --> 00:07:08,297 [SIMON] Right, but I didn't submit any questions. 213 00:07:08,464 --> 00:07:09,757 I've done dozens of interviews, 214 00:07:09,924 --> 00:07:12,301 and 95% of the questions are exactly the same. 215 00:07:15,512 --> 00:07:17,349 Um, I'm so sorry. What was your name again? 216 00:07:17,515 --> 00:07:18,975 Annie Leibovitz. 217 00:07:19,142 --> 00:07:20,644 Right, okay, um, Ms. Leibovitz, 218 00:07:20,809 --> 00:07:21,978 could you please not take my picture? 219 00:07:22,145 --> 00:07:23,814 It's her job. 220 00:07:23,981 --> 00:07:24,980 [JOYCE] Well, I'm trying to do mine. 221 00:07:25,106 --> 00:07:27,818 And you have caught me on a very busy day. 222 00:07:27,985 --> 00:07:29,487 - "Where do you get your ideas?" - [JOYCE] Mm-hmm. 223 00:07:29,654 --> 00:07:31,447 "How do you find your models? 224 00:07:31,614 --> 00:07:33,241 What does your boyfriend think about your job?" 225 00:07:33,408 --> 00:07:35,701 On that last one, I push back firmly but gently. 226 00:07:35,826 --> 00:07:37,829 [SIMON] I would never ask that question. 227 00:07:37,955 --> 00:07:39,165 Well, you'd be the first. 228 00:07:39,331 --> 00:07:40,749 Then why don't you let me be? 229 00:07:40,916 --> 00:07:43,044 Talk to me about your book. That's a big advance. 230 00:07:43,169 --> 00:07:44,210 Wh-what are you spending it on? 231 00:07:44,378 --> 00:07:46,089 Uh, T-bills and a new condo. 232 00:07:46,255 --> 00:07:48,508 Page three, halfway down. 233 00:07:48,675 --> 00:07:49,676 And if you'll excuse me, 234 00:07:49,842 --> 00:07:51,010 it looks like I'm needed in a meeting. 235 00:07:51,177 --> 00:07:52,346 [JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS] 236 00:07:52,413 --> 00:07:53,471 I'm getting a bounce. 237 00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:54,681 That's dead skin. 238 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:56,850 Son of a bitch. 239 00:07:57,017 --> 00:07:58,143 Pumice. 240 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:01,188 ♪ ♪ 241 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:03,358 Hey, Turtleneck, pumice stone. 242 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,529 Technically not a stone. 243 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,698 It's a mineral slurry. 244 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,826 [DOUG] There's my handsome genius. 245 00:08:11,993 --> 00:08:12,994 Hey, you want something to drink? 246 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,202 A Fanta? You wanna get high? 247 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,913 Richie's got some great grass. 248 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,707 Forty-five minute drive to Syracuse, 249 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:20,001 two connecting flights in coach, 250 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,586 all for an interview that doesn't seem to be happening. 251 00:08:21,711 --> 00:08:23,462 Oh, it's happening. It is happening. 252 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,297 Believe me, believe me. When I told this reporter 253 00:08:25,465 --> 00:08:26,716 you were here, he flipped his lid. 254 00:08:26,883 --> 00:08:28,052 Betrayed none of that excitement 255 00:08:28,218 --> 00:08:29,301 - in our brief encounter. - Oh, he's just nervous. 256 00:08:29,302 --> 00:08:31,221 He is beyond excited. 257 00:08:31,389 --> 00:08:33,306 [LAUGHING] Beyond. 258 00:08:33,432 --> 00:08:35,059 Okay. I would like to get high. 259 00:08:35,226 --> 00:08:36,227 Okay, good. 260 00:08:36,394 --> 00:08:38,271 [COUNTRY BLUES MUSIC PLAYS] 261 00:08:38,438 --> 00:08:40,064 [PA GRUNTING] 262 00:08:40,189 --> 00:08:43,234 ♪ ♪ 263 00:08:43,401 --> 00:08:45,946 Why are there so many tumbleweeds? 264 00:08:46,113 --> 00:08:47,948 I asked you earlier. You said more. 265 00:08:48,115 --> 00:08:49,408 I meant metaphorically. 266 00:08:49,575 --> 00:08:52,120 This is supposed to be a lone tumbleweed. 267 00:08:52,287 --> 00:08:54,956 Well, you're not gonna like that. 268 00:08:55,081 --> 00:08:56,082 - [RICHIE] Oh, my God. - [BAMBI] Babes... 269 00:08:56,249 --> 00:08:58,626 Wait, wait. Can someone kill the fan? 270 00:08:58,793 --> 00:09:00,336 - What? - [BAMBI] The models are upset. 271 00:09:00,462 --> 00:09:02,465 [RICHIE] Good. The concept is Dudes in Distress. 272 00:09:02,630 --> 00:09:04,175 No, they're model upset. 273 00:09:05,718 --> 00:09:07,887 The only way I can transform into character 274 00:09:08,054 --> 00:09:09,847 is to know who tied me up. 275 00:09:10,014 --> 00:09:11,016 What's my moment before? 276 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:13,643 Plus, my cock's gonna look smaller if I'm further away. 277 00:09:13,810 --> 00:09:15,312 Even though we all know it's not. 278 00:09:15,479 --> 00:09:17,606 Okay, everyone take five. 279 00:09:17,773 --> 00:09:19,858 And can someone give the talent some umbrellas, please? 280 00:09:19,983 --> 00:09:21,444 [BAMBI] Robert, Charlie. 281 00:09:23,738 --> 00:09:25,782 [JOYCE] I hear we're having model drama. 282 00:09:25,907 --> 00:09:28,326 Brando over here is requesting special makeup. 283 00:09:28,493 --> 00:09:31,163 He's convinced his character would be uncircumcised. 284 00:09:31,288 --> 00:09:33,290 Well, he's not wrong from a historical perspective. 285 00:09:33,457 --> 00:09:35,459 But, uh, that's not the problem here, right? 286 00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:36,711 The setup is not working. 287 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,253 I know. Something's missing. 288 00:09:38,420 --> 00:09:40,173 - I just don't know what it is. - It's not tumbleweeds. 289 00:09:40,298 --> 00:09:41,840 Okay, I thought the "lone" was implied. 290 00:09:42,007 --> 00:09:43,968 Right, yes. 291 00:09:46,263 --> 00:09:47,722 How about this? 292 00:09:47,889 --> 00:09:49,433 You move on to your secondary setups, 293 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:50,935 and then by the time we're ready for our centerfold, 294 00:09:51,102 --> 00:09:53,479 I will have a fix. 295 00:09:53,604 --> 00:09:54,604 Okay. 296 00:09:54,647 --> 00:09:56,024 [LAID-BACK ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 297 00:09:56,149 --> 00:09:58,609 You know, I'm not one to comment on creative, 298 00:09:58,776 --> 00:10:00,695 but this all seems a bit... 299 00:10:00,862 --> 00:10:01,946 Off. Yes, I know. 300 00:10:02,071 --> 00:10:03,323 - We're handling it. - Yeah. 301 00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:05,785 I just don't want to lose sight of our audience. 302 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:09,163 I mean, Minx is a very successful women's magazine. 303 00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:11,456 And this, two men together, 304 00:10:11,623 --> 00:10:13,835 I feel like this puts a target on our back. 305 00:10:14,001 --> 00:10:15,379 A target? 306 00:10:15,546 --> 00:10:17,255 Well, there's a whisper campaign 307 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:20,425 that a good number of our readers are homosexuals. 308 00:10:20,592 --> 00:10:22,094 Oh. Right, yeah. 309 00:10:22,261 --> 00:10:24,429 But, I don't know, isn't it better if our work 310 00:10:24,596 --> 00:10:26,598 is interesting to all kinds of different people? 311 00:10:26,765 --> 00:10:29,644 I mean, in an ideal world, but we have advertisers 312 00:10:29,811 --> 00:10:32,856 that are paying specifically to reach women. 313 00:10:33,022 --> 00:10:35,276 Let's not give them a reason to question that. 314 00:10:35,442 --> 00:10:36,901 I will take care of it. 315 00:10:37,068 --> 00:10:38,237 I have complete confidence in you. 316 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:40,239 [JOYCE CHUCKLES] 317 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,199 Doug wanted me to tell you he solved the problem 318 00:10:42,366 --> 00:10:43,534 with the glow-in-the-dark mugs. 319 00:10:43,701 --> 00:10:45,578 He doesn't need you. 320 00:10:45,744 --> 00:10:46,744 The what? 321 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:49,875 Why am I just hearing about glow-in-the-dark mugs now? 322 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,376 And who drinks coffee in the dark? 323 00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:52,752 No one, because it doesn't work. 324 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,069 Consider it dead. Here, go ahead with your day. 325 00:10:54,212 --> 00:10:55,212 - What? - No, no, you're having a really 326 00:10:55,213 --> 00:10:56,381 - busy day. - What are you doing? 327 00:10:56,548 --> 00:10:57,548 - You just go do your thing. - Is that Carl Sa... 328 00:10:57,549 --> 00:10:58,885 - [DOUG] No, no, no, no. - Doug! 329 00:10:59,051 --> 00:11:00,427 Simon, can I talk to you for a second? 330 00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:02,388 Come on in. Carl, hit the lights, please. 331 00:11:02,513 --> 00:11:03,931 - I should probably... - [DOUG] I agree. 332 00:11:04,056 --> 00:11:05,391 [CARL] Black holes, 333 00:11:05,516 --> 00:11:08,270 infinitely dense, 334 00:11:08,395 --> 00:11:11,315 but exponentially fascinating. 335 00:11:11,481 --> 00:11:13,066 Oh, sweet Jesus. 336 00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:15,235 [JOYCE HUFFS] 337 00:11:15,402 --> 00:11:17,070 - Where's Simon? - He's in there with Doug. 338 00:11:17,238 --> 00:11:18,740 I just got used as reporter bait. 339 00:11:18,907 --> 00:11:19,907 You need to talk to him. 340 00:11:20,073 --> 00:11:21,367 Oh, God, you too? 341 00:11:21,534 --> 00:11:22,952 I have enough on my plate without Jann Wenner 342 00:11:23,119 --> 00:11:24,413 calling me complaining. 343 00:11:24,579 --> 00:11:25,663 We agreed to let Rolling Stone do 344 00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:27,416 a feature about Bottom Dollar. 345 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:29,418 You've got to give them an angle. 346 00:11:29,584 --> 00:11:31,879 The point of view of the woman at the center of it all. 347 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,924 You're right. 348 00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:37,219 Point of view is everything. 349 00:11:37,385 --> 00:11:38,385 Yeah, right, okay. 350 00:11:38,511 --> 00:11:39,970 Um, I'll talk to Simon, 351 00:11:40,138 --> 00:11:42,807 but in return, I'm gonna need some horses. 352 00:11:42,974 --> 00:11:44,184 How many horses? 353 00:11:44,351 --> 00:11:45,352 - Four. - [TINA] One. 354 00:11:45,518 --> 00:11:46,812 - Three? - One. 355 00:11:46,979 --> 00:11:48,773 Fine, one, but no Clydesdales. 356 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:50,650 They're too cloppy. 357 00:11:50,816 --> 00:11:51,817 I was gonna give you two. 358 00:11:51,984 --> 00:11:53,070 - Is it too late to... - Yes. 359 00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:57,282 Hello. [CHUCKLES] 360 00:11:57,449 --> 00:11:59,785 [TWANGY COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS] 361 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:02,496 [BAMBI] Richie. 362 00:12:02,663 --> 00:12:04,248 You need to take better care of yourself. 363 00:12:04,414 --> 00:12:05,414 Here. 364 00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:07,043 OJ and speed. 365 00:12:09,253 --> 00:12:10,463 I had an interesting chat 366 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,008 with one of our cowboys earlier. 367 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,132 Which one? 368 00:12:14,175 --> 00:12:16,303 The one you slept with. 369 00:12:16,428 --> 00:12:17,428 More specific? 370 00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:18,930 Richie. 371 00:12:19,098 --> 00:12:21,183 [LAUGHS] At the same time? 372 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,978 When all the doors finally open up for you, 373 00:12:23,144 --> 00:12:24,311 it's kind of hard not to go through them. 374 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:25,479 Been there. 375 00:12:25,647 --> 00:12:26,690 When Elvis pulled me 376 00:12:26,856 --> 00:12:28,108 out of that audience in seventh grade, 377 00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:30,151 it was the start of a fun few years. 378 00:12:30,277 --> 00:12:32,697 Then I cleaned up my act, and look at him now. 379 00:12:32,822 --> 00:12:34,572 Slurring his words in a sequined cape 380 00:12:34,739 --> 00:12:36,158 on a sad Vegas stage. 381 00:12:36,325 --> 00:12:37,326 I don't want that for you. 382 00:12:37,493 --> 00:12:39,245 I know. 383 00:12:39,412 --> 00:12:41,038 But we get invited 384 00:12:41,205 --> 00:12:43,624 to all these amazing events every single night, 385 00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:46,545 and I can't believe I get to be a part of it. 386 00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:48,004 Linda Ronstadt is having 387 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:49,881 a private listening party tonight. 388 00:12:50,007 --> 00:12:51,341 How can I skip that? 389 00:12:51,508 --> 00:12:54,011 Linda's having a moment, and so are you. 390 00:12:54,177 --> 00:12:56,389 But Linda is still putting out music, 391 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:59,183 and you can't get your butt through one photo shoot. 392 00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:01,562 You know you need to lay low every once in a while. 393 00:13:01,687 --> 00:13:02,895 Rein it in, buddy. 394 00:13:03,062 --> 00:13:04,314 [HORSE WHINNIES] 395 00:13:07,692 --> 00:13:09,570 I had nothing to do with that. 396 00:13:09,737 --> 00:13:12,406 [POP ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER STEREO] 397 00:13:12,573 --> 00:13:15,327 ♪ ♪ 398 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,010 [RICHIE] That's right. 399 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,053 And when you look at them, 400 00:13:33,054 --> 00:13:34,431 more powerful, please. 401 00:13:34,598 --> 00:13:35,599 More anguish. 402 00:13:35,766 --> 00:13:37,058 [HORSE WHINNIES] 403 00:13:37,224 --> 00:13:40,062 [QUIRKY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 404 00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:41,439 ♪ ♪ 405 00:13:41,605 --> 00:13:43,523 You squared the circle. 406 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:44,901 Well done. 407 00:13:53,284 --> 00:13:54,912 It was missing a point of view. 408 00:13:55,079 --> 00:13:57,081 Needed a way in for the audience. 409 00:13:58,540 --> 00:13:59,541 She speaks. 410 00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:00,710 Please, don't stop. 411 00:14:00,877 --> 00:14:02,669 Maybe she's there to rescue them. 412 00:14:02,836 --> 00:14:05,423 Maybe she's there to torment them. 413 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:07,926 All we know is that she has the power. 414 00:14:08,093 --> 00:14:10,137 What'd you have to do to get a horse here in 30 minutes? 415 00:14:10,304 --> 00:14:12,138 Talk to you. 416 00:14:12,889 --> 00:14:14,225 - [DOOR CLICKS SHUT] - [SIMON] Uh-huh. 417 00:14:14,392 --> 00:14:15,393 - All right. - Not what I thought of 418 00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:17,103 when you said supply closet. 419 00:14:17,269 --> 00:14:19,271 Work here long enough, this becomes Wite-Out and staplers. 420 00:14:19,438 --> 00:14:20,607 - [CHUCKLES] - You know, you've been doing 421 00:14:20,774 --> 00:14:22,441 an inelegant job of avoiding me. 422 00:14:22,566 --> 00:14:23,777 I wasn't trying to hide it. 423 00:14:23,944 --> 00:14:25,028 I'd think you'd be a little less squeamish 424 00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:26,446 for all the press you've done. 425 00:14:26,613 --> 00:14:27,989 Those were puff pieces, okay? 426 00:14:28,156 --> 00:14:30,326 We both know that a shrewd journalist, 427 00:14:30,493 --> 00:14:33,162 someone who, I don't know, say, interviewed Idi Amin, 428 00:14:33,287 --> 00:14:35,747 can take any little detail about a powerful woman, 429 00:14:35,915 --> 00:14:37,625 and then use it against her. 430 00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:39,962 Okay, you know, I-I raise my voice, 431 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,796 "Abusive Bitch Claws Her Way to the Top." 432 00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:44,007 I wear my heels too high, 433 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,926 "Conniving Slut Sleeps Her Way to the Middle." 434 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,177 Look, I get it. 435 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,637 We all want to control the narrative. 436 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,514 But you're leaving me to fill in the blanks. 437 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,934 Mm-hmm, and what is it that you think you see? 438 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,477 - Honestly? - [JOYCE] Mm-hmm. 439 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,104 A woman gripping the wheel so tight 440 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,564 her fingers are about to snap off. 441 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,316 So what, 442 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,653 "Skittish Control Freak Refuses to Have Fun"? 443 00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:04,822 Nah, Joyce, listen. I-I didn't come here 444 00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:07,074 to write about Bottom Dollar or Minx. 445 00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,743 I came here to write about you. 446 00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:10,536 Because I think we're in the middle of a revolution, 447 00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:11,997 and I thought you were at the center of it. 448 00:15:12,164 --> 00:15:14,458 But you're just watching from the sidelines. 449 00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:15,876 Okay, come on. We're journalists. 450 00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:17,335 Observing is our job. 451 00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:18,838 Yeah, and sometimes we can chase a story 452 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,464 only to realize there's nothing there. 453 00:15:23,468 --> 00:15:25,011 Uh, I... 454 00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:26,512 okay. 455 00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:29,016 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 456 00:15:29,183 --> 00:15:30,516 I'm so glad you finally 457 00:15:30,683 --> 00:15:31,894 sat down with our friend, Simon. 458 00:15:32,019 --> 00:15:34,021 I'm sure it went swimmingly. 459 00:15:34,188 --> 00:15:36,023 Yes, very, very well. 460 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:37,901 Well, I know you were hesitant to do the interview, 461 00:15:38,026 --> 00:15:40,110 but you did it because you understand 462 00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:42,697 the value of visibility. 463 00:15:42,864 --> 00:15:44,991 I was always more comfortable in the shadows. 464 00:15:45,158 --> 00:15:46,576 It's safer there. 465 00:15:46,701 --> 00:15:49,204 Well, the world does love to watch a strong woman fall. 466 00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:52,875 Which is why it's so important that they watch you succeed. 467 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,168 Mm? 468 00:15:54,293 --> 00:15:56,045 I'm proud of you for taking that risk. 469 00:15:56,212 --> 00:15:57,714 I can't wait to read it. 470 00:15:57,881 --> 00:16:00,717 ♪ ♪ 471 00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:06,473 [BAMBI] Hey. 472 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,434 I just had an interesting conversation 473 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,893 with one of our Rolling Stone friends. 474 00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:11,437 [SIGHS] Which one? 475 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,773 The one you were rude to. 476 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:14,940 More specific. 477 00:16:15,024 --> 00:16:16,275 [BAMBI] Joyce. 478 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,443 At the same time? 479 00:16:17,569 --> 00:16:18,611 What? 480 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,198 No, it... I... 481 00:16:21,365 --> 00:16:23,492 look, when the world is knocking at your door, 482 00:16:23,617 --> 00:16:26,579 it's very hard not to put up a wall... with spikes. 483 00:16:26,746 --> 00:16:28,914 Okay, listen, I get it. 484 00:16:29,081 --> 00:16:31,334 Okay? You're having a moment. 485 00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:32,752 But there's more to this job 486 00:16:32,877 --> 00:16:34,629 than just putting out a magazine. 487 00:16:34,796 --> 00:16:36,966 You're like the front woman of a band, 488 00:16:37,091 --> 00:16:38,800 if bands had front women. 489 00:16:38,925 --> 00:16:40,052 - [CHUCKLES] - [BAMBI] You need to take 490 00:16:40,219 --> 00:16:41,303 a night every once in a while 491 00:16:41,428 --> 00:16:43,639 and just have a little fun, okay? 492 00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:44,974 I know you're that person too. 493 00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:47,352 Am I, though? Am I fun? 494 00:16:47,519 --> 00:16:49,604 For a successful person with a big job, 495 00:16:49,771 --> 00:16:51,856 I'd say that you're... pretty fun. 496 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:56,028 You know, we do get invited to a lot of cool stuff. 497 00:16:56,194 --> 00:16:58,779 Now's your chance to show Simon that you're not just spikes. 498 00:16:58,947 --> 00:17:00,866 It was touch and go at the start, 499 00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:03,494 a-and then ol' Carl, he really turned on the charm. 500 00:17:03,661 --> 00:17:06,498 Tins, by the end, it was like Simon was almost in tears. 501 00:17:06,623 --> 00:17:08,499 A hostage situation with a happy ending. 502 00:17:08,665 --> 00:17:10,126 [DOUG] Yeah, but that's not even the best part. 503 00:17:10,294 --> 00:17:12,213 Carl was so happy that he called his buddies 504 00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:15,214 over at NASA, a-and guess what? 505 00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:16,467 Beyond is going to be 506 00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:19,554 the official magazine of Skylab. 507 00:17:19,721 --> 00:17:22,473 Look at you publishing the first magazine in space. 508 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,725 I'm gonna go to Houston tomorrow, 509 00:17:23,891 --> 00:17:24,891 and I'm gonna seal the deal, 510 00:17:25,018 --> 00:17:26,020 and I want you to come with me. 511 00:17:26,186 --> 00:17:27,395 I want to turn it into 512 00:17:27,562 --> 00:17:29,523 a Doug and Tina romantic weekend. 513 00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:31,400 Houston in July? Sounds sweaty. 514 00:17:31,525 --> 00:17:32,985 [LAUGHS] Think of this. 515 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:36,781 The air-conditioned suite. The pool. 516 00:17:36,947 --> 00:17:38,157 And if you play your cards right, 517 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:41,036 I'll take you on a day trip to Galveston. 518 00:17:41,202 --> 00:17:42,370 All right, I'll come... 519 00:17:42,537 --> 00:17:44,164 if you finish the Minx calendars. 520 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,916 Bottom Dollar is going interstellar, Tins. 521 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,419 The calendars can wait. 522 00:17:48,586 --> 00:17:50,379 They're literally the most time-sensitive product. 523 00:17:50,546 --> 00:17:52,590 You are killing me with these calendars. 524 00:17:52,757 --> 00:17:55,594 I don't care about the merch. I care about the magazines. 525 00:17:55,761 --> 00:17:57,804 And I know they call me Mug Renetti behind my back 526 00:17:57,971 --> 00:17:59,681 like I'm some sort of flea market peddler. 527 00:17:59,848 --> 00:18:01,767 It hurts my feelings. 528 00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:04,019 We all have parts of our jobs we don't like. 529 00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:05,438 - Yeah. - [TINA] Like reminding you 530 00:18:05,563 --> 00:18:07,189 to do your work, 531 00:18:07,356 --> 00:18:08,900 which is the job of a secretary, 532 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,318 if you kept one for longer than a week. 533 00:18:10,485 --> 00:18:12,528 I would if one of 'em was half as good as you, 534 00:18:12,695 --> 00:18:14,031 believe me, but I can't find a good one. 535 00:18:14,198 --> 00:18:15,991 Hey, um, Doug, quick question. 536 00:18:16,115 --> 00:18:17,701 I hope it's not about merchandise. 537 00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:19,536 Um, it's about the fires in the parking lot. 538 00:18:19,662 --> 00:18:22,247 - What? - Yeah, loose hay, smokers. 539 00:18:22,414 --> 00:18:24,167 Do you make a Minx ashtray? 540 00:18:26,335 --> 00:18:27,921 Glass or ceramic? 541 00:18:28,088 --> 00:18:30,048 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 542 00:18:30,173 --> 00:18:32,884 [GLASS CLINKING] 543 00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:38,391 We're all friends here. 544 00:18:38,557 --> 00:18:41,519 Some might say the closest of friends. 545 00:18:41,686 --> 00:18:44,064 So I have to ask, 546 00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:48,485 which one of you had sex with my husband in our house? 547 00:18:52,614 --> 00:18:53,950 No, I mean last month. 548 00:18:55,659 --> 00:18:57,829 Mm-hmm. Okay. 549 00:18:57,954 --> 00:19:00,206 What did we say about loose-fitting jewelry, hmm? 550 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,335 Come on, guys, French clasps and studs only. 551 00:19:03,502 --> 00:19:05,586 We still have a toddler who will put anything in her mouth. 552 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:06,797 Sounds like Henrietta. 553 00:19:06,922 --> 00:19:09,925 [LAUGHTER] 554 00:19:10,092 --> 00:19:11,385 [HENRIETTA] Sorry, Shelly. 555 00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:12,929 Oh, I mean Mistress Bella. 556 00:19:13,096 --> 00:19:14,847 I'll forgive it this time. 557 00:19:15,013 --> 00:19:16,182 [CLEARS THROAT] 558 00:19:18,727 --> 00:19:22,606 Tonight, Bella LaRouche has chosen a theme. 559 00:19:22,732 --> 00:19:24,941 Sadie Hawkins. 560 00:19:25,108 --> 00:19:28,279 Ladies choose their partners. 561 00:19:32,492 --> 00:19:33,910 Eeny... 562 00:19:34,077 --> 00:19:36,413 meeny... 563 00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:38,290 miny... 564 00:19:38,457 --> 00:19:41,126 miny... 565 00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:42,754 mine. 566 00:19:45,298 --> 00:19:48,009 Ugh, stop pouring that swill immediately. 567 00:19:49,427 --> 00:19:53,307 A gift from Charles de Gaulle to me, 568 00:19:53,474 --> 00:19:55,225 and now from me to you. 569 00:19:55,392 --> 00:19:57,644 I'll save my "Jacques Daniels" for another day. 570 00:20:00,397 --> 00:20:03,234 You know, I think you liked me more when I was here less. 571 00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:04,944 I feel that way about everyone. 572 00:20:05,111 --> 00:20:06,529 [CONSTANCE] Mm. 573 00:20:06,696 --> 00:20:09,157 If I overstepped this morning, 574 00:20:09,324 --> 00:20:10,784 I apologize. 575 00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:12,745 On the bright side, you're the proud owner 576 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:16,040 of 263 lightly used tumbleweeds. 577 00:20:16,207 --> 00:20:20,252 You know, you're the only one that Joyce and Doug listen to. 578 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:23,964 And if powerful people listen only to you, 579 00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:26,760 that means you're the one with all the power. 580 00:20:26,885 --> 00:20:28,262 It only works if no one notices. 581 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,180 Hmm. Well, how about you let me in 582 00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:32,850 on a few more secrets? 583 00:20:33,017 --> 00:20:35,186 I've been looking into Minx's revenue projection 584 00:20:35,353 --> 00:20:37,689 for the next 24 months. 585 00:20:37,856 --> 00:20:39,816 What are your comps? 586 00:20:39,982 --> 00:20:41,193 Nothing. 587 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,444 Nothing? 588 00:20:42,611 --> 00:20:43,946 [TINA] I had to create my own. 589 00:20:45,531 --> 00:20:49,910 These are sales for every BDP title. 590 00:20:50,077 --> 00:20:51,704 Kung Fu Cuties. 591 00:20:51,871 --> 00:20:53,915 Feet! Feet! Feet! 592 00:20:54,082 --> 00:20:55,542 Yank My Doodle. 593 00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,378 Oh, vulgar and patriotic. 594 00:20:57,545 --> 00:20:59,379 All high floor, low ceiling. 595 00:20:59,546 --> 00:21:02,924 Dependable, but marginal profit. 596 00:21:03,091 --> 00:21:05,553 Minx is different. 597 00:21:05,719 --> 00:21:08,430 If there's a ceiling, I don't know where it is. 598 00:21:08,597 --> 00:21:11,518 That's the first time I've seen you smile all day. 599 00:21:11,685 --> 00:21:14,312 Huge margins have that effect on me. 600 00:21:14,479 --> 00:21:15,981 We're gonna get along just fine. 601 00:21:16,147 --> 00:21:18,108 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 602 00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:20,903 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 603 00:21:21,028 --> 00:21:22,362 ♪ ♪ 604 00:21:22,529 --> 00:21:24,657 I haven't spent enough time in the desert. 605 00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:26,910 You are making a compelling case. 606 00:21:27,076 --> 00:21:28,536 You gotta come next time. 607 00:21:28,661 --> 00:21:30,330 There's always room on the bus. 608 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:33,333 - [MUSICIAN] We're on soon. - Okay. [LAUGHS] 609 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,459 How do you two know each other? 610 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,045 Oh, come on. How can you live in LA 611 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,213 and not know Jackson Browne? 612 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:39,424 Sure, sure. 613 00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:41,259 That was Glenn Frey. 614 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:44,429 Of the Eagles. 615 00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:46,806 Joyce, I'm a reporter for Rolling Stone. 616 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,600 I know every person in this place. 617 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:49,935 Okay, if you're trying to prove something, 618 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:51,644 you picked the wrong place to do it. 619 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,731 Joyce Prigger, as I live and breathe. 620 00:21:53,898 --> 00:21:55,942 Well, hello, Linda Ronstadt. 621 00:21:56,109 --> 00:21:57,943 - Richie sends his regard. - [LINDA] Mwah. 622 00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,655 You and Simon Michaels. 623 00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:02,115 Don't tell this man anything. 624 00:22:02,282 --> 00:22:04,492 [LAUGHS] Don't worry, she hasn't. 625 00:22:04,659 --> 00:22:07,454 We've been having a raging debate on the pay gap in music. 626 00:22:07,621 --> 00:22:09,290 Sonny and Cher are in a bad place. 627 00:22:09,457 --> 00:22:10,958 We need your help. 628 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:12,919 - I got you, babe. - [LINDA] Okay. 629 00:22:13,085 --> 00:22:14,712 [JOYCE] You get it? You get that? 630 00:22:14,879 --> 00:22:16,714 I'm so glad we finally got you out to one of these things. 631 00:22:16,881 --> 00:22:18,842 Me too, Linda. 632 00:22:19,009 --> 00:22:21,637 And as the black hole pulls your body apart, 633 00:22:21,803 --> 00:22:26,516 galaxies form and explode before you over the span 634 00:22:26,642 --> 00:22:31,021 of tens of thousands of years. 635 00:22:31,189 --> 00:22:33,358 [PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYS] 636 00:22:33,524 --> 00:22:36,402 Well, that is the fifth time I've heard that today, 637 00:22:36,527 --> 00:22:38,656 and, uh... 638 00:22:38,822 --> 00:22:41,116 I still don't get it. [LAUGHS] 639 00:22:41,283 --> 00:22:43,202 [CONSTANCE] Oh, you're so much more fun to get high with 640 00:22:43,327 --> 00:22:45,746 than that drip, Arthur Miller. 641 00:22:47,874 --> 00:22:48,874 [TIMER RINGING] 642 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,417 Oh, that's my cue. 643 00:22:50,584 --> 00:22:52,295 Burbank airport awaits. 644 00:22:52,462 --> 00:22:54,840 [DOUG] Well, guess who's flying first class? 645 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,259 She sprung for it, all three legs. 646 00:22:57,385 --> 00:22:58,385 That's nice. 647 00:22:58,427 --> 00:23:00,178 Fly safe, my dear. 648 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,309 [DOUG] Huh? Huh? 649 00:23:05,476 --> 00:23:07,437 He is a treasure. 650 00:23:07,604 --> 00:23:09,439 He's ours too. We've got him. 651 00:23:09,606 --> 00:23:10,606 - [CHUCKLES] - [CONSTANCE] Mm-hmm. 652 00:23:10,649 --> 00:23:12,985 If you like that, I got another magazine idea 653 00:23:13,110 --> 00:23:14,404 that's gonna knock your socks off. 654 00:23:14,570 --> 00:23:17,073 - Okay. - It's about the working rich. 655 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,825 I wanna call it Jetset. 656 00:23:18,992 --> 00:23:20,743 That's very niche. 657 00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:22,495 No, I say targeted. 658 00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:25,790 I think it's time that we start streamlining operations, 659 00:23:25,957 --> 00:23:27,584 cut loose some of the underperformers. 660 00:23:27,751 --> 00:23:28,877 Yeah, I agree. 661 00:23:30,546 --> 00:23:33,383 What, uh... which ones are you thinking? 662 00:23:33,550 --> 00:23:34,967 - Kung Fu Cuties. - Kung Fu Cuties. 663 00:23:35,134 --> 00:23:38,221 And Feet! Feet! Feet! 664 00:23:38,388 --> 00:23:39,639 - Really? - [CONSTANCE] Yeah. 665 00:23:41,349 --> 00:23:43,436 Well, that one stings, I'm gonna be honest. 666 00:23:43,561 --> 00:23:45,854 This one's gonna sting the most, then. 667 00:23:46,021 --> 00:23:48,482 I've decided to not move forward with Beyond. 668 00:23:50,943 --> 00:23:53,530 - [CHUCKLES] - Yeah. 669 00:23:53,655 --> 00:23:54,654 You're kidding me. 670 00:23:54,739 --> 00:23:55,907 No. 671 00:23:56,074 --> 00:23:58,493 But you just sent Carl first class. 672 00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:03,082 You just sent Carl first class. 673 00:24:03,249 --> 00:24:05,752 The ceiling for science is just not high, 674 00:24:05,918 --> 00:24:08,754 and it's a misuse of our most valuable resource. 675 00:24:08,921 --> 00:24:09,964 Which would be what? 676 00:24:10,131 --> 00:24:11,716 You. 677 00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:15,261 Your merchandise has made more money for this company 678 00:24:15,429 --> 00:24:18,556 in the last six months than anything in its entire history. 679 00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:20,642 I could just do so much more, I promise you. 680 00:24:20,809 --> 00:24:23,146 No, but I need you to come up with more ideas, 681 00:24:23,313 --> 00:24:25,648 your big Renetti ideas, 682 00:24:25,815 --> 00:24:28,443 for Minx. 683 00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:30,111 - All right? - Yeah, okay. 684 00:24:30,278 --> 00:24:31,947 Carl Sagan is not the only genius 685 00:24:32,114 --> 00:24:34,491 that I got high with tonight. 686 00:24:34,657 --> 00:24:37,161 You know, they're calling you Mug Renetti around the office. 687 00:24:37,328 --> 00:24:38,829 You're goddamn right, they are. 688 00:24:41,290 --> 00:24:43,459 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 689 00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:52,261 I could never date a civilian. 690 00:24:52,428 --> 00:24:54,179 But I really shouldn't date musicians either. 691 00:24:54,346 --> 00:24:56,432 So you have to find someone that's close enough 692 00:24:56,599 --> 00:24:57,599 to what you do that they get it... 693 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,310 - [JOYCE] Mm-hmm. - [LINDA] But far enough away 694 00:24:59,477 --> 00:25:02,106 that they're cool riding in the passenger seat. 695 00:25:02,231 --> 00:25:03,815 So I could date a musician. 696 00:25:03,981 --> 00:25:05,442 Only if you want herpes. 697 00:25:05,567 --> 00:25:06,568 - Oh, my God. - [BOTH GIGGLE] 698 00:25:06,735 --> 00:25:07,735 [PERSON] Linda, you're on, babe. 699 00:25:07,736 --> 00:25:09,321 - That's me. - Okay. 700 00:25:11,658 --> 00:25:12,825 [SIGHS] 701 00:25:14,494 --> 00:25:17,163 Oh, hi. Me? Um... 702 00:25:17,330 --> 00:25:20,125 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 703 00:25:20,291 --> 00:25:21,710 ♪ ♪ 704 00:25:21,877 --> 00:25:23,002 Yes. [LAUGHS] 705 00:25:24,296 --> 00:25:26,340 [SNIFFS] Oh, fuck. 706 00:25:26,507 --> 00:25:27,800 [CLEARS THROAT] That's like night coffee. 707 00:25:27,967 --> 00:25:29,009 [LINDA] All right. 708 00:25:29,135 --> 00:25:30,679 I am gonna play a few songs 709 00:25:30,804 --> 00:25:31,847 off the new album tonight. 710 00:25:32,012 --> 00:25:33,347 But I thought first, 711 00:25:33,515 --> 00:25:35,392 we could warm things up with a little jam. 712 00:25:35,559 --> 00:25:37,602 So, Graham, get up here. 713 00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:40,022 Uh, JD, where is my baby? 714 00:25:40,189 --> 00:25:42,524 And... oh, Judee Sill, I know you're mad at me, 715 00:25:42,691 --> 00:25:44,527 but I need you on guitar. 716 00:25:44,694 --> 00:25:46,279 And I need a volunteer for shakers. 717 00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:47,655 Me! 718 00:25:47,822 --> 00:25:49,407 - Get up here, Joyce Prigger. - Okay. 719 00:25:49,574 --> 00:25:51,201 - [LINDA] Are you guys ready? - [DRUM BEATING] 720 00:25:51,368 --> 00:25:53,162 First chair French horn. [LAUGHS] 721 00:25:56,206 --> 00:25:59,752 ♪ I've been cheated ♪ 722 00:25:59,919 --> 00:26:03,173 ♪ Been mistreated ♪ 723 00:26:03,339 --> 00:26:08,344 ♪ When will I be loved? ♪ 724 00:26:08,511 --> 00:26:09,722 [SHELLY] Don't finish yet. 725 00:26:09,889 --> 00:26:12,098 Hold it. Hold it. 726 00:26:12,265 --> 00:26:14,727 Wallace. Look at me. 727 00:26:14,852 --> 00:26:16,562 Not in the eyes. 728 00:26:16,729 --> 00:26:19,232 I said look away, you little shit. 729 00:26:19,399 --> 00:26:20,901 [BAMBI] Hey, Doug. 730 00:26:21,066 --> 00:26:22,276 Um, I took some initiative 731 00:26:22,444 --> 00:26:23,820 and finished the Minx calendars for you. 732 00:26:23,987 --> 00:26:25,656 Oh, that's unexpected, Bambs. 733 00:26:25,823 --> 00:26:28,408 It's pretty complicated work 734 00:26:28,533 --> 00:26:30,244 to do all that stuff, but, uh... 735 00:26:33,539 --> 00:26:35,584 - You did this? - Yeah. 736 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,126 - [DOUG] It's great. - Thank you. 737 00:26:37,293 --> 00:26:38,629 You kept the pictures big, 738 00:26:38,795 --> 00:26:41,464 and you even got Joyce's boring quotes in there, Bambs. 739 00:26:41,631 --> 00:26:43,592 Yeah, well, the image is the real draw, 740 00:26:43,717 --> 00:26:45,469 so I put the quotes in complimentary colors 741 00:26:45,636 --> 00:26:46,970 so they fade into the background. 742 00:26:47,137 --> 00:26:49,140 It's excellent. 743 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:50,766 I would like you to consider it 744 00:26:50,933 --> 00:26:53,353 my application to be your secretary. 745 00:26:53,519 --> 00:26:56,147 If I'm gonna be Bottom Dollar CFO for real someday, 746 00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:58,400 I need to apprentice with the smartest man I know. 747 00:26:58,567 --> 00:26:59,944 And that's you. 748 00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:02,363 And Colonel Tom Parker, but he's busy. 749 00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:05,074 Think about it. 750 00:27:07,284 --> 00:27:08,328 [SIGHS] 751 00:27:09,663 --> 00:27:10,746 [LENNY HUFFS] 752 00:27:10,871 --> 00:27:12,874 I'm really giving it to her in there. 753 00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:15,126 Hey, Wallace is crying... 754 00:27:15,293 --> 00:27:16,878 - in a good way. - [LAUGHS] 755 00:27:17,045 --> 00:27:20,382 [LINDA] ♪ When I find a new man ♪ 756 00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:23,678 ♪ That I want for mine ♪ 757 00:27:23,803 --> 00:27:27,139 ♪ He always breaks my heart in two ♪ 758 00:27:27,306 --> 00:27:32,187 ♪ It happens every time ♪ 759 00:27:32,354 --> 00:27:36,817 ♪ Oh, I've been cheated ♪ 760 00:27:36,984 --> 00:27:39,945 ♪ Been mistreated... ♪ 761 00:27:42,115 --> 00:27:43,199 Great party tonight, hon. 762 00:27:43,324 --> 00:27:44,409 [SHELLY] Mm. 763 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:45,868 Don't stay up too late. 764 00:27:45,994 --> 00:27:48,831 Len, I was, um, 765 00:27:48,998 --> 00:27:51,166 thinking about going back to Minx. 766 00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:53,670 Oh. It's about time. 767 00:27:53,837 --> 00:27:57,674 [LINDA] ♪ Tell me, when will I ♪ 768 00:27:57,841 --> 00:28:00,677 ♪ Be ♪ 769 00:28:00,802 --> 00:28:06,684 ♪ Loved? ♪ 770 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:07,893 You know, you looked dangerously close 771 00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:09,311 to having a good time tonight. 772 00:28:09,477 --> 00:28:12,690 [SCOFFS] Yeah, I think that was the cocaine. 773 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,025 [CHUCKLES] 774 00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:20,824 Hey, I'm sorry for torturing you today. 775 00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:22,576 I've actually been tortured. 776 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:23,701 Today was fun. 777 00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:25,370 I met Carl Sagan. 778 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,540 [JOYCE LAUGHS] 779 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,041 It's just... 780 00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,421 Look, a lot of the people that you've profiled 781 00:28:33,588 --> 00:28:35,841 have then taken a fall. 782 00:28:36,008 --> 00:28:38,801 You mean the ones with death camps. 783 00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:40,721 Yeah, and others. [SCOFFS] 784 00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:42,766 I see. 785 00:28:46,895 --> 00:28:48,854 I've gotten everything I've ever wanted, 786 00:28:49,022 --> 00:28:52,984 and it's happened so fast, and... 787 00:28:53,151 --> 00:28:55,362 And now you're thinking, what if you just got lucky? 788 00:28:57,365 --> 00:29:01,077 Like, what if I screw it up? 789 00:29:01,243 --> 00:29:03,662 And then it's just all just gone again. 790 00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:05,957 [SIGHS] What then? 791 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:08,584 I mean, it's possible. 792 00:29:08,668 --> 00:29:10,462 [JOYCE SCOFFS] 793 00:29:10,629 --> 00:29:13,090 But I have been testing another theory. 794 00:29:13,215 --> 00:29:14,257 Yeah? 795 00:29:14,424 --> 00:29:15,843 Watching you, 796 00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:17,677 reading your magazines, 797 00:29:17,844 --> 00:29:20,348 talking to just about everyone who knows you... 798 00:29:22,558 --> 00:29:25,396 ... have you ever considered that maybe 799 00:29:25,562 --> 00:29:27,605 you are exactly where you belong? 800 00:29:29,566 --> 00:29:31,486 It's okay to like it. 801 00:29:36,116 --> 00:29:39,786 [MICK RONSON'S "ONLY AFTER DARK" PLAYING] 802 00:29:39,953 --> 00:29:43,456 [MICK] ♪ I feel my spirit fly ♪ 803 00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:46,710 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 804 00:29:48,796 --> 00:29:53,050 [VOCALIZING] 805 00:29:53,217 --> 00:29:56,846 ♪ I kiss the world goodbye ♪ 806 00:29:58,473 --> 00:30:00,100 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 807 00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:06,232 [VOCALIZING] 808 00:30:06,398 --> 00:30:09,986 ♪ Nights ♪ ♪ With the city lights ♪ 809 00:30:11,654 --> 00:30:13,406 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 810 00:30:15,159 --> 00:30:19,538 [VOCALIZING] 811 00:30:19,663 --> 00:30:23,250 ♪ Run like the wonder way ♪ 812 00:30:25,003 --> 00:30:27,672 ♪ Only after dark ♪ 813 00:30:27,839 --> 00:30:32,677 [VOCALIZING] 814 00:30:32,802 --> 00:30:38,058 ♪ Won't you disappear ♪ 815 00:30:38,225 --> 00:30:40,145 ♪ Into midnight with me? ♪ 816 00:30:40,312 --> 00:30:41,854 ♪ Why don't you come? ♪ 817 00:30:41,979 --> 00:30:43,356 ♪ Why won't you come? ♪ 818 00:30:43,523 --> 00:30:45,816 ♪ Why won't you fly ♪ ♪ Fly, fly? ♪ 819 00:30:45,983 --> 00:30:50,822 ♪ Sweet elusive fate ♪ 820 00:30:50,947 --> 00:30:54,368 ♪ Will be our company ♪ 821 00:30:54,535 --> 00:30:57,371 ♪ ♪ 822 00:30:57,372 --> 00:31:02,373 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 58159

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