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- Listen up.
- Sir.
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We're going after
Dr. Baxter Stockman.
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He was TCRI's
lead genetic scientist,
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but he went rogue,
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stole billions of dollars'
worth of research
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and created an actual mutant.
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He's holed up
in a makeshift lab
of an abandoned building.
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Each of you has been issued
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a high-powered
antimutant neutralizer.
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Whatever Stockman's made,
this can unmake it.
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Cynthia Utrom herself
will be quarterbacking from HQ.
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Anything to add, Cynthia?
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This missionis of the utmost importance.
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Failure will be frowned upon.
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Bring me Stockman's mutant
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and whatever he usedto make it.
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You heard her, boys.
Lock and load.
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Yes, sir!
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I've done it, little one.
I've perfected the ooze.
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Are you excited for Daddy?
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My friends at TCRI...
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...want to use you as a weapon.
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I couldn't allow that.
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But we're safe now.
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Soon I'll make you
brothers and sisters.
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A real family for both of us.
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I never had a family,
little one.
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Nobody liked me.
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I always felt
a greater connection
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to the animals
I experimented on
than people.
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With you and your siblings...
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...I'm creating a family.
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I think we can finally be happy.
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Move, move!
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- Go, go!
- Spread out!
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Move, move, move!
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- Freeze! Don't move!
- Get visuals.
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Where is the specimen?
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It's not here.
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Wait, wait, be careful.
Stay quiet.
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Huh? Over there!
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Cease-fire!
We need them alive!
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Don't move.
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No! No, don't shoot!
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The chemicals are
highly volatile! No!
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Let's go in.
Uh-huh.
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Cynthia, I'm sorry.
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We lost everything.
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Bring me anything you can find.
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We will replicatehis research,
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no matter how long it takes.
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Baxter Stockman's creationsmust live on!
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And with it,a new form of life itself.
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Master Splinter
has given us
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a very important mission
for tonight.
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The target
is across the street.
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We must use stealth
and cunning
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to infiltrate the human world
and retrieve...
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...Go-GURT.
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Go-GURT...
Okay, Batman.
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I'm just trying
to hype you guys up.
Give me that list.
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What else are we getting?
Four quarts of nonfat milk...
Nice.
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...ice cream,
fruits and veggies...
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...and a party-size bag
of Cool Ranch Doritos.
I like cheese puffs.
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He was very specific about the party size.
He underlined it twice.
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Donnie,
you're on toiletries.
Got it.
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Raph, you're stocking
up the pantry.
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Mikey,
you're on junk food.
Yessirski.
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And remember-- don't let
any human see you.
Because why?
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"Humans are
the demon scum of the earth.
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Avoid them, don't say hi.
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They lust to murder that
which is different from them.
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To interact with them
is to die."
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And hey, I know that's
objectively prejudiced,
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but that's what
Dad taught us.
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Uh, I think humans
seem kind of cool,
to be honest. Beyoncé...
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We wouldn't have K-pop
without humans.
Drake. The GOAT of all time.
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I would love to have brunch
with Tom Brady.
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Guy Fieri seems like a fun hang.
And I've always wanted
to go to Flavortown.
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Look, we all think
humans are cool,
but we got a job to do.
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Let's go!
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"Let's go, I'm Leo."
"I'm the leader."
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You sound like
you have bronchitis.
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Terror strikes the heartof Manhattan yet again today
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with another brazenand deadly heist.
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An industrial-gradepower converter
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was stolen mid-transport.
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Police fear it's connected
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with a recent stringof other deadly thefts.
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New Yorkers live in fear.
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Parents citywideare calling for a curfew
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until the criminal is caught.
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But the only lead isa mysterious mastermind
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known on the streetsas Superfly.
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Not bad.
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Heading home
on a good note.
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Get these groceries back--
Whoa, what?
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We've been out for an hour.
Come on, let's stay out.
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Come on. We said we weren't
gonna do this anymore.
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Last week was
Madison Square Garden
to watch the Knicks.
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The week before that
was the Adele concert.
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She hit them notes
like crazy!
It was transcending!
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Splinter's gonna catch on.
We're gonna get grounded.
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He's a shut-in.
He doesn't know how long
it takes to do things.
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For all he knows,
it takes us three hours
to get to the bodega.
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We told him we wouldn't
mess around anymore.
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There's an outdoor movie night
in Brooklyn.
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Yeah. I hope it's a funny one.
I hope it's violent.
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You need to chill out, Raph.
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Stop moping, Leo. Let's go!
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Fine. Wait up!
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- Oh, snap.
- That vest is a choice.
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I wish I had hair like that.
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I wish
I had hair, period.
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We did go bald at a young age.
Is this high school,
like, in real life?
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Yeah, you go to high school,
you can just hijack a parade
whenever you want.
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Yeah. Can you imagine that?
Yeah, I'm totally
not jealous at all.
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Do it! Do it!
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Eh. Maybe one day
everyone will love us
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like everyone loves
Ferris Bueller.
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Yeah. Yeah, you know,
maybe one day.
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Let's get home, guys.
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Guys, let's go.
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I love being young
and free to go places!
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- Everybody be quiet.
- You be quiet.
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I'm literally whispering.
I cannot be more quiet.
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- I'll make white noises.
- Mikey, stop.
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Shh.
Dude, that makes it louder.
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Boys, where have you been?
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I've been freaking out!
We're sorry, Dad. Listen...
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It was this one thing--
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It was this cat, and you know
I'm scared of cats, so...
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- Yeah, the cat.
- Wait a second.
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You said you would go shopping,
then come right back.
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- Where were you?
- Uh...
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The cat was--
We're sorry, Splinter.
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The guys wanted to see a movie.
I tried to talk 'em out of it.
Leo!
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What? You watch a movie
with the humans? Ugh!
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- You ratted us out.
- Hey.
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Don't use that word that way.
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I mean, it's 2023.
Sorry, Dad.
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It wasn't that big a deal!
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We just watched a movie
and came back! We're fine!
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Hmm.
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You forgot, huh?
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You don't remember why human
are disgusting monsters?
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Why they're dangerous?
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Why they're gonna milk us
for our blood?
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We don't even have nipples!
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I'm gonna
tell the story again.
I get a year older every time.
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Just for that,
I tell you the long version.
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No, no, no!
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It all started 15 years ago.
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I was young rat in my 20s.
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Look at me! I was so cute.I was on top of the world.
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No, I was the bottom ofthe world. It was terrible!
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Nobody liked me.I had no friends.
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Raccoons didn't like me.Dogs don't like me.
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You know who hate me the most?Humans!
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I had one friend.He was a cockroach.
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We got along very well.His name was Kevin.
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And then I ate him.
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One day,
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everything changed.
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You was the first things I met
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that didn't want to kill meor eat me.
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I couldn'tjust leave you there.
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You was covered in this wooze
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that someone dumpin the sewers.
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Whatever this wooze was,
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it transformed us.
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Because I was older,I became older rat man.
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You guys was babies,
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so you stayedbaby turtle creatures.
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If you think about that,it couldn't make more sense.
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It was weird,but we became a family.
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Whoa!
Oh!
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You were obsessedwith the human world.
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So I decide to give a shot.
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Wow!
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Wow!
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Oh, I am so sorry.
Excuse me.
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Uh...
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It didn't go well.
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Oh, my God, it's a rat man!
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Rat man?
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Everybody, look! It's a rat man!
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It's not a rat man, it's just
a bad Mickey Mouse costume.
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It's real! I touched it!
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You rat!
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Kill the rat man!
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Boys!
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Mikey!
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Look, there he is!
That's not a cat. It's a rat!
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That day I promisedto never let you get hurt,
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ever again.
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I needed to find a way
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to unlock ancient secretsof ninjutsu.
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How to turn a bodyinto a weapon of death.
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And I found it.
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♪ I'm a ninja ♪
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We thought we needed
the human world,
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but we only needed each other.
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That's why I'm so strict,
you know?
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You boys are all I got.
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And you're all I'll ever have.
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You don't know that.
I do!
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You know other mutants my age?
It's a really small pool.
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There's no app to meet
other mutant ladies.
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Trust me.
I check every day.
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Yeah.
That's true.
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Look, I really don't
want to do this.
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No leave the sewer
for one month.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I made up my mind.
That's it. I'm done.
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This sucks!
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Hey, Raph, come on.
Shut up, Leo.
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Mikey.
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Was it worth it,
Mr. Leader?
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Hey, guys?
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If we weren't monsters
that were shunned by society
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and could actually do
what we wanted,
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what would you guys do?
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I mean, if I'm being honest,
I'd just be normal. You know?
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Yeah, like go to high school.
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Maybe get a girlfriend,
go to prom.
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With your rizz, not likely.
I just gotta get out
of this sewer, man.
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I like you guys and all,
but I simply cannot
live a happy life
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knowing that your faces
are the last things
I'm gonna see before I die.
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Well, uh, guess what, guys?
It's never gonna happen, so,
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let's stop talking about it,
all right?
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All right, focus up.
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The truck containing
the radioactive storage unit
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is one minute out.
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Copy that.
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Let's not
mess this up, guys.
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Superfly doesn't
take kindly to errors.
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Any idea what he's building
with all this weird equipment?
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Who cares? As long as
the check clears, am I right?
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Target's approaching.
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Sixty seconds
till police response.
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Thirty seconds. We got to move.
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Huh?
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Let's not get carried away.
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Hey, hey, hey, everybody,
just keep your cool!
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Cops!
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Guys, there's no way
out of this.
249
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,561
What are we gonna do?
Superfly's gonna kill us!
250
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,698
In pursuit of suspects.
Moving south on Broadway.
251
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,136
Whoa, whoa. What?
252
00:19:09,317 --> 00:19:10,351
Huh?
253
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,620
Oh, man, what is this place?
254
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:20,361
Dear God, is that...
That's-- He's--
255
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,129
You really are...
256
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,198
Superfly.
257
00:19:49,957 --> 00:19:53,160
It happened again.
One of our trucks got hit.
258
00:19:53,294 --> 00:19:55,930
They stole a radioactive
storage unit this time.
259
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,966
Flying ice cream?
260
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:01,501
Another robbery todayin midtown Manhattan.
261
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,038
New Yorkers were stunned.
262
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:12,446
Put tracking devices
on all shipments.
263
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:16,783
It's time we met
this Superfly.
264
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,287
Yeah, lob it up.
Lob it up.
265
00:20:20,421 --> 00:20:22,323
Stay still. Stay still.
266
00:20:22,456 --> 00:20:24,125
Now, now, now!
267
00:20:26,127 --> 00:20:27,995
That is sick, dude!
That is awesome!
268
00:20:28,129 --> 00:20:30,831
Come on, guys,
we just got ungrounded,
all right? Let's go home.
269
00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:33,134
Leo, can I ask you a question?
What, Raph?
270
00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:35,936
Is it weird to have your head
so far up Dad's butt?
271
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:37,570
Does it smell weird
up there?
272
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,773
I bet it smells like
cheese and Doritos.
273
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,876
Ha-ha-ha, guys. Very funny!
274
00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:43,244
Sorry, we can't hear you.
275
00:20:43,377 --> 00:20:45,413
Your voice is too muffled
through the cheese.
276
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,248
Try that
Batman voice again.
277
00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:49,083
Yo, check this out
in slo-mo.
278
00:20:50,351 --> 00:20:52,719
That's the coolest thing
I've ever seen.
Whoa! Yeah!
279
00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:54,554
That's cool.
Hey, let's try that again
280
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,891
but with ninja stars.
281
00:20:57,024 --> 00:21:00,127
Okay, eye of the tiger, Raph.
Focus up, come on.
282
00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:03,531
You're good.
Guys, uh, do I have to be
the one to hold this?
283
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,299
Yes. Who else
is gonna do it, Mikey?
284
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:08,601
Don't worry about it, Mikey.
You're fine. Chill.
285
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,071
He's gonna die.
286
00:21:10,204 --> 00:21:13,074
Why did we pick a fruit
shaped exactly like my head?
287
00:21:13,207 --> 00:21:15,675
Your head looks like Stewie
had a baby with "Hey, Arnold."
288
00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:18,745
Stop talking! You're
ruining my concentration.
289
00:21:18,879 --> 00:21:20,214
All right, Raph.
290
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,816
Three, two...
291
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,221
Did you hear that?
What was that?
292
00:21:40,468 --> 00:21:41,969
Hey! You on the roof!
293
00:21:42,103 --> 00:21:44,805
You just hit me in the head
with a ninja star.
294
00:21:44,939 --> 00:21:46,907
What's her deal?
She's yelling at us a lot.
295
00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:49,310
I think she's mad that
we hit her with the ninja star.
296
00:21:49,443 --> 00:21:52,745
Maybe we should go down
and talk to her.
You know, check in on her?
297
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,049
"Can we go down there?"
What's your pickup line?
298
00:21:55,182 --> 00:21:58,618
No, don't sidebar. Huh?
This is one of the most--
299
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,221
I think that guy's
helping her.
300
00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:02,490
Uh, I think
he's stealing her scooter.
301
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:06,460
Hey, lady, behind you!
We just need to
skip the conversation.
302
00:22:06,594 --> 00:22:09,130
No, your scooter!
You owe me money!
303
00:22:10,231 --> 00:22:12,799
- Hey! What are you doing?
- He's getting away.
304
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:16,804
We tried to warn her.
Nothing more we can do.
305
00:22:16,937 --> 00:22:18,339
You guys want
to grab pizza?
306
00:22:18,472 --> 00:22:20,707
No. She got her scooter stolen,
and it's our fault.
307
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:25,045
We have to fix this.
Yeah, that sucks, but
do we have to fix this?
308
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:27,948
Technically, she was
just in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
309
00:22:28,082 --> 00:22:30,351
It's not really our fault.
I gotta get the scooter back
310
00:22:30,484 --> 00:22:32,719
to this beautiful
and charming human woman!
311
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:34,388
Alpha formation, go!
312
00:22:34,522 --> 00:22:37,024
Whoa. I think
all of his hormones
just kicked in at once.
313
00:22:37,158 --> 00:22:38,192
Follow him!
314
00:22:40,895 --> 00:22:43,931
Hey!
Who was that?
315
00:22:48,002 --> 00:22:49,236
All right, guys.
Guard the exits.
316
00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:51,438
We're gonna need
the most foolproof plan.
317
00:22:51,572 --> 00:22:54,575
Every single ninja technique.
I need you to use stealth
to block the doors and--
318
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,277
Did you say go loud?
Whoo-hoo!
319
00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:57,912
Raph! Raph!
Oh, oh.
320
00:22:58,045 --> 00:22:59,679
- Whoo-hoo!
- Raph! Raph!
321
00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:01,048
Whoo.
322
00:23:01,182 --> 00:23:03,651
That's a lot of guys.
323
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,386
They look really mean.
324
00:23:06,187 --> 00:23:08,155
What the heck are those things?
325
00:23:08,289 --> 00:23:10,424
I think it's those guys
that work in Times Square.
326
00:23:10,558 --> 00:23:13,160
You know, the mascots?
Yeah, the GEICO geckos.
327
00:23:13,294 --> 00:23:15,095
They look more like
little Shreks to me.
328
00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:17,730
This is fine.
We've prepared our
whole lives for this.
329
00:23:17,865 --> 00:23:19,400
We've never been
in a fight before.
330
00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:22,036
I don't know if you noticed,
all I've got is a big stick.
331
00:23:22,169 --> 00:23:23,736
How did I end up
with a big stick?
332
00:23:23,871 --> 00:23:25,172
Maybe we diffuse this
sitch with laughter.
333
00:23:25,306 --> 00:23:26,773
You're not funny enough
for that.
334
00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:28,542
Enough talk! I dream
about fighting every night.
335
00:23:28,676 --> 00:23:31,711
You've got
a rage problem, Raph.
It's not a problem!
336
00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:32,846
Whoo!
337
00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:34,348
Rogue sai!
338
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,718
Oh, my God!
339
00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:40,154
Oh, my--
I'm gonna be sick.
340
00:23:40,287 --> 00:23:42,423
It's still in my leg!
Mikey, watch out!
341
00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:46,994
Okay, we're not off
to a great start, guys.
342
00:23:50,364 --> 00:23:53,701
Maybe they'll see the humanity
in our tragic backstory.
343
00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:55,402
Murder the Shreks!
344
00:23:55,536 --> 00:23:57,438
They don't see it.
They don't see it.
345
00:23:57,571 --> 00:23:59,640
Think fast, Leo!
What are you doing?
346
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,942
Huh?
Whoo!
347
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,144
All right, Raph, you go left,
348
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,212
I go--
349
00:24:06,247 --> 00:24:08,482
What the heck?
I said go left!
350
00:24:08,616 --> 00:24:10,150
I got him!
351
00:24:11,685 --> 00:24:13,053
Mikey, watch out!
352
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:18,492
Too slow! Psych!
353
00:24:30,004 --> 00:24:31,672
Dang, that's loud.
354
00:24:33,941 --> 00:24:36,310
Back off! I've got
a big stick!
355
00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:42,149
Shrek, you want to die?
356
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:45,019
What the--
357
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,221
Sorry, sorry.
You'll pay for that!
358
00:24:50,758 --> 00:24:53,193
Ow! Quit throwing stuff
at me!
359
00:24:54,895 --> 00:24:56,297
What do we do?
360
00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:59,133
Save the beautiful
human woman's scooter!
361
00:25:01,502 --> 00:25:02,469
Uh-oh.
362
00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:05,172
Eat that, no crumbs!
363
00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:13,480
Okay, chill out!
364
00:25:16,784 --> 00:25:18,886
Mikey, watch out!
365
00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:25,959
He's Tokyo drifting
around us.
366
00:25:34,835 --> 00:25:36,036
I'm awesome.
367
00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:38,172
- Aw, nice!
- Yeah, Raph!
368
00:25:41,642 --> 00:25:43,477
Guys, look around!
369
00:25:47,981 --> 00:25:50,984
We did it!
We did that!
I totally helped.
370
00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:54,121
Hide, hide, hide.
371
00:25:55,723 --> 00:26:00,160
Hello,
I'm an unarmed noncombatant
here for her scooter.
372
00:26:00,294 --> 00:26:01,295
Whoa.
373
00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:03,464
Y'all got your butts
whupped.
374
00:26:07,968 --> 00:26:11,505
This is really not
how I thought this night
was gonna go.
375
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:14,541
Wait.
Where'd you guys go?
376
00:26:14,675 --> 00:26:15,976
Hey.
377
00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,546
Hey, I see you in there.
378
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,849
I think she can see us.
379
00:26:20,981 --> 00:26:22,516
She can't.
She totally can!
380
00:26:22,649 --> 00:26:24,485
I won't make a big deal
about the ninja star.
381
00:26:24,618 --> 00:26:27,354
You got my scooter back so I
feel like that's square. Um...
382
00:26:27,488 --> 00:26:29,923
Donnie, you go out first.
You're the most inviting
and friendly.
383
00:26:30,057 --> 00:26:32,226
I get that you have to huddle,
384
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,028
but the longer you lurk
in the shadows,
385
00:26:35,162 --> 00:26:36,930
like, the more sus it gets
every second.
386
00:26:37,064 --> 00:26:39,800
She said we're sus!
That's not good.
You know? Yeah.
387
00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:43,737
And now it's, like,
doubly sus to be whispering
about how sus...
388
00:26:45,172 --> 00:26:46,473
Hey.
Wassup?
389
00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:47,741
Hey.
390
00:26:47,876 --> 00:26:50,944
Oh, you're crime-fighters
with turtle costumes.
391
00:26:51,078 --> 00:26:55,182
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think all
the good animals are taken.
392
00:26:55,315 --> 00:26:58,185
Sharks. Uh, there's
wolves up for grabs.
393
00:26:58,318 --> 00:27:00,421
Wow, the costumes
are really crazy.
394
00:27:00,554 --> 00:27:02,824
These eyes are wet
like real eyeballs.
395
00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:04,425
How do you get this
on and off?
396
00:27:04,558 --> 00:27:07,928
That's your skin!
She touched--
That's my skin.
397
00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:10,497
What are you?
What could you be?
398
00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:14,268
Can we explain this
over some pizza?
399
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:18,972
How you guys feel
about pepperoni?
400
00:27:19,106 --> 00:27:21,408
She's down for pizza?
I didn't think it
would get this far.
401
00:27:22,609 --> 00:27:25,245
So, there's this rat...
Long ago,
in New York City...
402
00:27:25,379 --> 00:27:28,182
...my brothers and I...
...we were
a bunch of turtles...
403
00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:34,988
This is-- I don't know
where we came from.
...our dad again--
404
00:27:35,122 --> 00:27:37,758
Stop. Stop. Stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop!
405
00:27:37,892 --> 00:27:41,128
Okay, you were
real baby turtles
406
00:27:41,261 --> 00:27:44,665
who made contact
with mystery ooze,
407
00:27:44,798 --> 00:27:48,302
and therefore started to age
408
00:27:48,435 --> 00:27:53,674
from mutant baby turtles
to mutant-turtle-men-guys?
409
00:27:53,808 --> 00:27:55,409
Uh, turtle boys, actually.
410
00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:58,345
I would say teens.
I would say cool teens.
Yeah, we're cool.
411
00:27:58,479 --> 00:28:02,182
Teenagers! Amazing. Insane.
All right, well, tell me more.
412
00:28:02,316 --> 00:28:05,118
Obviously, I want to know
everything about you.
413
00:28:05,252 --> 00:28:08,589
Like, is there more of you?
414
00:28:08,722 --> 00:28:09,924
Nope, just us.
415
00:28:10,057 --> 00:28:12,025
"They are alone
in the world."
416
00:28:12,159 --> 00:28:14,695
And nobody's ever
asked you about this
417
00:28:14,829 --> 00:28:16,296
or talked to you about this?
418
00:28:16,430 --> 00:28:18,065
I know, right?
No, not really.
419
00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:20,334
Sometimes we pretend to be on
Wendy Williams, but that's it.
420
00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:21,903
Why you writing
all this down?
421
00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:24,839
Oh. I'm a journalist.
Well, I want to be a journalist.
422
00:28:24,973 --> 00:28:26,373
I write for my school paper.
423
00:28:26,507 --> 00:28:27,441
Really?
424
00:28:27,574 --> 00:28:29,376
I assumed you'd want
to be on camera,
425
00:28:29,510 --> 00:28:32,045
'cause you have
a very camera-ready look.
426
00:28:32,179 --> 00:28:35,115
Nope. No.
Never on camera.
Okay.
427
00:28:35,249 --> 00:28:38,987
I'm down here researching
this story on Superfly
and his string of super crimes.
428
00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:43,190
The police have been talking
about implementing this curfew
if they don't find him soon.
429
00:28:43,323 --> 00:28:45,292
It spooked the parents,
and they canceled prom.
430
00:28:45,425 --> 00:28:47,261
I'm trying to help
bring him to justice
431
00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:49,596
so everyone can chill out
or whatever.
432
00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:53,001
But this!
Turtle mutant karate teens.
433
00:28:53,133 --> 00:28:55,335
I mean,
this is a pretty good story.
434
00:28:55,469 --> 00:28:57,471
Look, I don't know
if we should.
435
00:28:57,604 --> 00:29:01,475
Why not? This is gold!
This is so good!
436
00:29:01,608 --> 00:29:03,544
We were taught that humans
would try to destroy us
437
00:29:03,677 --> 00:29:05,345
if they ever found out
we ever existed.
438
00:29:05,479 --> 00:29:07,815
You know, kill us,
or put us in a lab and milk us.
439
00:29:07,949 --> 00:29:10,852
I wouldn't milk you.
You don't even have nipples.
440
00:29:10,985 --> 00:29:12,954
Look, human woman,
I got a question.
441
00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:15,322
So just be straight with me.
442
00:29:15,455 --> 00:29:18,125
Do you think there are
more people like you?
443
00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:20,929
You know, people
who will accept us?
444
00:29:24,698 --> 00:29:26,300
No. No, absolutely not.
445
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:28,669
Um, genuinely, no.
There's no way.
446
00:29:28,803 --> 00:29:31,271
I knew it!
It's confirmed.
We're doomed.
447
00:29:31,405 --> 00:29:32,406
Wait, wait, wait.
448
00:29:32,539 --> 00:29:34,474
If I'm being honest...
449
00:29:34,608 --> 00:29:38,745
I mean, the reason I'm not
scared of you is, you know,
you guys helped me out.
450
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,080
And if you hadn't,
451
00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:43,017
and I had just, like,
stumbled across you,
452
00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:44,751
yeah, I'd be very scared.
453
00:29:44,886 --> 00:29:48,056
I'd be really, um,
freaked out and disgusted.
454
00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:50,591
Sorry, my mom is texting.
455
00:29:50,724 --> 00:29:53,027
Dad is texting us!
He's freaking out a bit.
456
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,362
Well, at least
all parents are the same.
457
00:29:55,495 --> 00:29:57,631
A hundred percent.
Yeah, for sure.
458
00:29:57,764 --> 00:30:00,500
Our dad is definitely not
a giant rat.
459
00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:03,337
That makes me feel
like he's a rat.
460
00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:05,672
Well, I'll AirDrop you
my contact,
461
00:30:05,807 --> 00:30:07,274
and if you ever feel like
462
00:30:07,407 --> 00:30:09,944
you want to come out
into the world or whatever,
463
00:30:10,078 --> 00:30:11,445
just let me know.
464
00:30:11,578 --> 00:30:14,114
I would love to write
a story about it, seriously.
465
00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:15,883
Good night.
466
00:30:17,284 --> 00:30:18,352
She seemed cool.
467
00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:19,786
Here he goes again.
Every girl, man.
468
00:30:19,921 --> 00:30:21,889
That's your type?
Give me that contact.
469
00:30:22,023 --> 00:30:25,258
Give me that contact! Please.
Give me the phone!
470
00:30:26,793 --> 00:30:28,462
It was sick!
471
00:30:28,595 --> 00:30:31,298
I mean, you guys saw it.
I was, like, wow!
472
00:30:31,431 --> 00:30:33,166
I want more, guys.
473
00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:35,903
I got the taste of life,
and I don't want to
wash it out of my mouth.
474
00:30:36,037 --> 00:30:38,739
I want it to linger
on my tongue,
swish around my throat and--
475
00:30:38,873 --> 00:30:41,042
You're really driving
this metaphor into the ground.
476
00:30:41,174 --> 00:30:43,811
But he's right.
I mean, it was too good
to give up on.
477
00:30:43,945 --> 00:30:46,213
You guys heard April
and the words that came out
478
00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:48,682
of her incredibly formed
and beautiful mouth.
479
00:30:48,816 --> 00:30:52,319
The only reason she liked us
was because we saved her.
She saw us as heroes.
480
00:30:52,452 --> 00:30:56,090
- So, what if everyone saw us as heroes?
- What do you mean?
481
00:30:56,223 --> 00:30:58,191
I mean, look!
482
00:30:59,660 --> 00:31:02,930
We use our ninja skills
to take out Superfly.
483
00:31:03,064 --> 00:31:04,498
We'll drag him up to City Hall,
484
00:31:04,631 --> 00:31:07,234
dump him on the stepsfor the cops and say,
485
00:31:07,367 --> 00:31:09,269
"We're the heroeswho stopped Superfly!
486
00:31:09,403 --> 00:31:12,106
Yeah, we looka little different,but we're on your side."
487
00:31:12,239 --> 00:31:13,573
Everyone will be like,
488
00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:15,509
"Hey, those 'toitles'are all right.
489
00:31:15,642 --> 00:31:17,111
I'm a cabbie from the Bronx."
490
00:31:17,244 --> 00:31:19,413
Then everyone in the citywill think we're cool.
491
00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:21,348
They'll accept us.
492
00:31:21,481 --> 00:31:23,283
"Sign my baby!"
493
00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:26,054
And then,once the overall fanfarehas settled down,
494
00:31:26,186 --> 00:31:28,956
we'll enroll in high school,where we'll be normal--
495
00:31:29,090 --> 00:31:32,559
if not slightly more popularthan average-- students.
496
00:31:32,693 --> 00:31:34,461
Okay,
I'm following this.
497
00:31:34,594 --> 00:31:36,296
It's like Hulk
in Avengers: Endgame.
498
00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:38,465
Sure, he's a giant,
terrifying green monster,
499
00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:40,300
but everyone knows
he saved them,
500
00:31:40,434 --> 00:31:42,569
so they're taking selfies
with him in a diner.
501
00:31:42,703 --> 00:31:44,839
You know Mark Ruffalo
mostly improvised that scene?
502
00:31:44,972 --> 00:31:48,076
I know.
He's good on his feet.
Nobody cares about that, okay?
503
00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:49,643
This is a great plan.
504
00:31:49,776 --> 00:31:51,511
If this works,
I won't have to hang
with you losers
505
00:31:51,645 --> 00:31:53,014
for the rest of my life.
506
00:31:53,147 --> 00:31:54,448
Yeah.
Yeah! That's very true.
507
00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:56,383
Uh, what about Dad,
though?
508
00:31:56,516 --> 00:31:59,653
I mean, he doesn't really
need to know about it.
509
00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:01,354
Right?
510
00:32:02,622 --> 00:32:05,093
Look, if we're gonna do this,
we'll have to get April's help.
511
00:32:05,225 --> 00:32:08,029
Sounds like she's been doing
tons of research on Superfly.
512
00:32:08,162 --> 00:32:09,429
She probably has
some good leads.
513
00:32:09,563 --> 00:32:13,567
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
514
00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:15,769
So you're in?
Yeah, I'm in.
515
00:32:17,038 --> 00:32:20,340
Let's go!
We did it, Mikey!
516
00:32:22,176 --> 00:32:23,777
Hello? Turtle-- Fellas.
517
00:32:23,911 --> 00:32:26,147
Uh, hey.
Is that you guys for real?
518
00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:27,547
Hi...
519
00:32:27,681 --> 00:32:29,616
...- April. Yes, it's...
- ...Leo!
520
00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:31,685
You know, we were talking...
Yeah?
521
00:32:31,819 --> 00:32:33,587
...and we have a proposal.
Okay.
522
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,455
You help us find Superfly,
523
00:32:35,589 --> 00:32:37,758
we bring him to justice,
you document it all,
524
00:32:37,892 --> 00:32:41,361
and when we got him,
you release the story,
your prom is uncanceled,
525
00:32:41,495 --> 00:32:43,363
and we get accepted
by the world as heroes.
526
00:32:43,497 --> 00:32:45,265
Wow. Yes. Uh, yeah.
527
00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:47,467
Okay.
Sure. I mean...
528
00:32:47,601 --> 00:32:48,702
...if I'm being honest,
529
00:32:48,836 --> 00:32:51,038
I totally stopped
thinking about this.
530
00:32:51,172 --> 00:32:53,273
I had a lot of things to do.
531
00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:55,575
By the way,
do you guys have ears?
532
00:32:55,709 --> 00:32:58,880
Just say yes,
just say yes.
I think so?
533
00:32:59,013 --> 00:33:01,015
They think they have ears.
534
00:33:01,149 --> 00:33:02,516
Okay, perfect. Yes.
535
00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:05,086
Um, how about we meet tonight,8:00 p.m., Eastman High.
536
00:33:05,219 --> 00:33:08,722
Everyone will be gone,and I've got all my researchin the school darkroom.
537
00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:11,826
Cool. Cool.
So, uh, it's a date.
538
00:33:11,959 --> 00:33:13,293
Wait, what?
539
00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:16,030
No, no, just hang up.
Just hang up.
540
00:33:16,164 --> 00:33:17,832
You know what?
541
00:33:17,965 --> 00:33:20,868
It's like bad service
or something.
I'll see you tonight!
542
00:33:21,768 --> 00:33:23,503
Who's got no rizz now?
543
00:33:24,604 --> 00:33:26,073
Sorry, Dad.
Have to leave now.
544
00:33:26,207 --> 00:33:29,676
Heading out!
Love you so much. Love you.
Goodbye. Kisses!
545
00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:32,113
What are they up to?
546
00:33:50,131 --> 00:33:51,265
Whoo-hoo!
547
00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:52,834
- Hey!
- Hey.
548
00:33:52,967 --> 00:33:56,270
You actually made it.
That seemed very dangerous.
549
00:33:56,403 --> 00:33:58,139
Oh, that?
Ha! Not at all.
550
00:33:58,272 --> 00:33:59,807
I mean, we eat danger
for breakfast.
551
00:33:59,941 --> 00:34:02,409
Actually, I eat pizza
with bits of waffles on it.
552
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:03,677
It's better than it sounds.
553
00:34:03,811 --> 00:34:06,180
It actually sounds
delicious, honestly.
554
00:34:06,314 --> 00:34:08,682
Okay, well,
uh, come on in.
555
00:34:08,816 --> 00:34:11,819
Really? We can
just go in there?
556
00:34:11,953 --> 00:34:13,553
Yeah, of course.
557
00:34:13,687 --> 00:34:16,790
Welcome to Eastman High.
558
00:34:17,757 --> 00:34:19,426
Wow.
559
00:34:23,797 --> 00:34:25,166
It's very strange.
560
00:34:25,299 --> 00:34:27,801
I feel you guys
actually want to
go to high school.
561
00:34:27,935 --> 00:34:30,537
Yeah, we do.
We very much do.
562
00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:32,439
Why? Don't you
love high school?
563
00:34:33,007 --> 00:34:34,008
Oh, yeah, I mean,
564
00:34:34,141 --> 00:34:36,409
as a very popular
and well-liked person,
565
00:34:36,543 --> 00:34:38,145
I love high school,
yeah.
566
00:34:38,279 --> 00:34:39,579
But don't worry about me.
567
00:34:39,713 --> 00:34:42,350
Is this living up
to your dreams?
568
00:34:42,482 --> 00:34:43,583
No.
569
00:34:43,717 --> 00:34:45,552
It's even better!
Attack on Titan?
570
00:34:45,685 --> 00:34:47,687
Whoever's locker this is
likes anime.
571
00:34:47,822 --> 00:34:49,023
I don't even
know this person,
572
00:34:49,156 --> 00:34:50,925
and they get me more
than anyone ever has!
573
00:34:51,058 --> 00:34:55,528
Guys, look!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Improv team tryouts!
574
00:34:55,662 --> 00:34:57,664
I've got to sign up.
This is amazing!
575
00:34:57,797 --> 00:34:59,633
Mikey, what are you--
We don't even go here.
Yet.
576
00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:01,168
The tryouts aren't
for two weeks.
577
00:35:01,302 --> 00:35:02,402
We could be enrolled by then.
578
00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:04,604
They need a last name.
579
00:35:04,738 --> 00:35:06,374
Wait, what's our last name?
580
00:35:06,506 --> 00:35:08,342
I've never thought
about that, actually.
581
00:35:08,475 --> 00:35:10,945
Do we not have last names?
Who are we?
582
00:35:11,078 --> 00:35:13,347
It's okay.
I'll just break it up.
583
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,782
Michael Angelo.
584
00:35:15,917 --> 00:35:18,152
Hey, I'm Michael Angelo.
585
00:35:18,286 --> 00:35:19,220
Perfecto.
586
00:35:19,353 --> 00:35:21,022
That makes you Leo Nardo!
587
00:35:21,155 --> 00:35:23,456
Nardo!
588
00:35:23,590 --> 00:35:24,825
Hey, Nardo.
Nardo.
589
00:35:24,959 --> 00:35:27,361
It could be Leon Ardo.
That's a cool name.
590
00:35:27,494 --> 00:35:28,728
Guys, lay off Nardo.
591
00:35:28,863 --> 00:35:30,697
He's sensitive.
592
00:35:30,831 --> 00:35:32,867
She called him Nardo too.
Nardo!
593
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,001
Nardo!
594
00:35:34,135 --> 00:35:36,304
Hey, well, at least
I'm not "Puke Girl."
595
00:35:36,436 --> 00:35:38,005
That is a bad nickname!
596
00:35:38,139 --> 00:35:39,874
We don't know
if that says "Puke Girl."
597
00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:42,709
It could be "Poke Girl."
Maybe this girl just likes tuna.
598
00:35:42,843 --> 00:35:44,744
Oh, my God.
Are you Puke Girl?
599
00:35:44,879 --> 00:35:47,415
She's Puke Girl!
That does not say "poke."
600
00:35:47,547 --> 00:35:50,017
All right! Stop.
Listen.
601
00:35:50,151 --> 00:35:52,019
I told you,
ever since I was young,
602
00:35:52,153 --> 00:35:53,821
I wanted to be a journalist,
and so,
603
00:35:53,955 --> 00:35:56,489
I thought I could read
the morning announcements,
604
00:35:56,623 --> 00:35:58,359
and, you know, well,
605
00:35:58,491 --> 00:36:00,394
it didn't go so well.
606
00:36:05,632 --> 00:36:08,135
I don't know. Maybe the camerasand the attention got to me,
607
00:36:08,269 --> 00:36:11,238
and the anxiety made me feellike I was gonna explode,
608
00:36:11,372 --> 00:36:13,274
and so, well...
609
00:36:13,407 --> 00:36:14,275
You didn't.
610
00:36:14,408 --> 00:36:15,343
I did.
611
00:36:21,949 --> 00:36:23,951
Oh, God.
612
00:36:29,991 --> 00:36:31,392
I went viral.
613
00:36:31,524 --> 00:36:32,492
I was remixed.
614
00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:36,464
Memed.
615
00:36:36,596 --> 00:36:38,866
The sound eventrended on TikTok.
616
00:36:41,202 --> 00:36:43,536
I thought if I use the paper
to find Superfly
617
00:36:43,670 --> 00:36:44,972
and get prom uncanceled,
618
00:36:45,106 --> 00:36:47,174
I can remain firmly
off camera,
619
00:36:47,308 --> 00:36:50,878
but also maybe be known for
something cool instead of--
620
00:36:51,012 --> 00:36:52,512
What? Being Puke Girl? Hmm?
621
00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:54,581
You don't want that anymore?
No?
622
00:36:54,714 --> 00:36:55,983
Great. Laugh. Whatever.
623
00:36:56,117 --> 00:36:57,617
But maybe you're not
the only ones
624
00:36:57,751 --> 00:37:00,388
who want to be heroes
so people like them, okay?
625
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,822
Can we go?
626
00:37:10,597 --> 00:37:12,333
All right, here's what I got.
627
00:37:14,534 --> 00:37:17,171
Yes, yes,
it's incredibly impressive.
Okay, listen.
628
00:37:17,304 --> 00:37:19,306
Superfly seems to be
building something.
629
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,742
I mean, we're talking
Gru/Megamind-type stuff.
630
00:37:22,877 --> 00:37:26,047
He's knocking off insanely
highly technical shipments.
631
00:37:26,180 --> 00:37:28,015
State of the art.
Incredibly expensive.
632
00:37:28,149 --> 00:37:30,017
And he pays off thugs
to do his dirty work
633
00:37:30,151 --> 00:37:32,585
so he can stay
completely under the radar.
634
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,422
Nobody's ever seen his face.
Why?
635
00:37:34,554 --> 00:37:37,158
Because he kills
everyone who does.
636
00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:39,493
Whoa!
Cool.
637
00:37:39,626 --> 00:37:40,794
No, not cool.
638
00:37:40,928 --> 00:37:43,364
So how are we
gonna find him?
639
00:37:43,497 --> 00:37:45,698
You know the ice cream truck
heist last week, right?
640
00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:47,501
They stole
a radioactive storage unit.
641
00:37:47,634 --> 00:37:51,638
And look.
I found this at the chop shop
where they took my scooter.
642
00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:53,974
They must be doing business
with Superfly.
643
00:37:54,108 --> 00:37:56,243
That chop shop is run by
these guys and their crew.
644
00:37:56,377 --> 00:38:00,580
Short Sharon, Bald Bronson,
Toupee Tom and Normal Nate.
645
00:38:00,713 --> 00:38:03,350
They are the ones who
can lead us to Superfly.
646
00:38:03,484 --> 00:38:04,584
That's a lot of leads.
647
00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:05,986
And a lot of
terrible nicknames.
648
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,356
Still better than Nardo.
We agreed on Leon Ardo.
649
00:38:09,490 --> 00:38:11,826
Let's start chasing them down.
650
00:39:41,015 --> 00:39:42,616
Normal Nate deals with that!
651
00:39:42,749 --> 00:39:44,451
I'm just a legitimate
mattress salesman.
652
00:39:44,585 --> 00:39:46,053
You want Short Sharon.
653
00:39:49,023 --> 00:39:51,025
Hey, I don't talk,
but if I did talk,
654
00:39:51,158 --> 00:39:52,993
I'd tell you
it was Bad Bernie
you were looking for.
655
00:39:53,127 --> 00:39:55,462
But you didn't hear it from me.
Where's Bad Bernie?
656
00:39:55,596 --> 00:39:57,498
Okay, I'll talk.
657
00:39:57,631 --> 00:39:58,832
Yeah, all right.
658
00:39:58,966 --> 00:40:01,602
My guys stole
this radioactive storage unit,
659
00:40:01,734 --> 00:40:03,504
but Superfly, he kills them.
660
00:40:03,637 --> 00:40:07,208
Then he calls me and says
I gotta get him another thing--
661
00:40:07,341 --> 00:40:08,509
an "assimilator."
662
00:40:08,642 --> 00:40:11,245
And if I don't do it,
he's gonna kill me too.
663
00:40:11,879 --> 00:40:13,480
So last night we got one.
664
00:40:15,482 --> 00:40:17,518
The deal with Superflyis tonight,
665
00:40:17,651 --> 00:40:18,886
under the bridge.
666
00:40:19,453 --> 00:40:20,654
We give him his unit,
667
00:40:20,787 --> 00:40:22,990
and he leaves us alone.
668
00:40:23,457 --> 00:40:25,459
Good. You did good.
669
00:40:26,793 --> 00:40:28,329
Dude! He talked!
670
00:40:28,462 --> 00:40:30,864
That was so exhilarating!
671
00:40:30,998 --> 00:40:34,068
The adrenaline pumping
in my veins is crazy!
672
00:40:34,201 --> 00:40:37,137
Superfly is making a deal
with Bad Bernie's guys tonight,
673
00:40:37,271 --> 00:40:39,073
in an hour,
under the Brooklyn Bridge.
674
00:40:39,206 --> 00:40:41,809
We show up in Bernie's van
with the goods, and boom!
675
00:40:41,942 --> 00:40:43,644
Superfly is caught in our web.
676
00:40:43,776 --> 00:40:45,913
Did you get that, April?
Did you film that?
677
00:40:46,046 --> 00:40:48,382
Sorry, am I supposed to film
all the stuff you do?
678
00:40:48,515 --> 00:40:49,984
'Cause a lot of it's dumb.
Yes.
679
00:40:50,117 --> 00:40:51,252
I'll do the talking.
680
00:40:51,385 --> 00:40:52,720
Hey, I'm a gangster.
681
00:40:52,853 --> 00:40:54,021
I got my puffer and my Tims.
682
00:40:54,154 --> 00:40:55,956
I need my bacon,
egg and cheese too.
683
00:40:56,090 --> 00:40:57,391
You got the goods,
Superfly?
684
00:40:57,524 --> 00:40:59,326
Bacon, egg and cheese.
685
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,730
Let me get that
bacon, egg and cheese.
686
00:41:02,863 --> 00:41:05,466
And let me get
that Arizona Iced Tea.
687
00:41:05,599 --> 00:41:08,469
With a bev? With a bev?
Yerd!
688
00:41:08,602 --> 00:41:11,272
We outside. We outside.
689
00:41:11,405 --> 00:41:14,642
Outside. You heard.
Yerd! Yerd! Yerd!
690
00:41:14,774 --> 00:41:18,112
Bronx. Bronx. Yerd!
691
00:41:18,245 --> 00:41:21,348
Yeah, I don't think this
is gonna help people like you.
692
00:41:21,482 --> 00:41:22,916
Just being honest.
693
00:41:25,386 --> 00:41:28,322
Let me get a bacon,
egg and cheese.
Bronx. Bronx.
694
00:41:30,991 --> 00:41:32,960
Uh-oh, text from Dad.
695
00:41:35,029 --> 00:41:36,897
What do you think is wrong?
696
00:41:37,031 --> 00:41:39,033
I bet that cat is back.
He freaks out every time.
697
00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:40,768
He probably just can't
get the Roku working.
698
00:41:40,901 --> 00:41:42,836
Hopefully it's quick
and we can just meet up
with Superfly.
699
00:41:42,970 --> 00:41:44,571
All right, April,
we live just up there,
700
00:41:44,705 --> 00:41:47,741
but our dad,
he doesn't really
like humans.
701
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:49,043
Rude.
702
00:41:49,176 --> 00:41:51,245
I mean, to be fair,
I don't love rats.
703
00:41:51,378 --> 00:41:52,980
And that's totally fair.
Understandable.
704
00:41:53,113 --> 00:41:56,183
But just wait here, okay?
We'll be back in a few.
705
00:41:57,284 --> 00:41:59,920
And there's a cockroach
surfing on a turd.
706
00:42:00,054 --> 00:42:01,588
Awesome. Good.
707
00:42:01,722 --> 00:42:03,390
Love that
I'm looking at that.
708
00:42:08,295 --> 00:42:09,430
Surprise!
709
00:42:11,231 --> 00:42:14,535
Dad, you really can't keep
scaring us like that.
710
00:42:14,668 --> 00:42:15,936
Welcome home!
711
00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:18,272
Why are there balloons?
Dad, what are you doing?
712
00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:21,875
Look, I am not stupid.
I know something's up.
713
00:42:22,009 --> 00:42:24,278
You do?
I do. You're done
with the sewers.
714
00:42:24,411 --> 00:42:26,280
You want to be
in the human world.
715
00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:29,216
I went through your stuff
and I found your human clothes.
716
00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:31,151
What the heck is that?
717
00:42:31,285 --> 00:42:34,088
Those aren't ours.
How did that even
get in our stuff?
718
00:42:34,221 --> 00:42:35,556
Boys, it's okay.
719
00:42:35,689 --> 00:42:38,492
I think I maybe found a way
to make you happy.
720
00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:41,562
I brought the human world
to you. Look!
721
00:42:42,496 --> 00:42:44,898
Human friends.
"Hello, I'm a human."
722
00:42:45,032 --> 00:42:46,200
Say hi to Chris.
723
00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:48,435
"I'm Chris Pine.
Look at my eyebrows.
724
00:42:48,569 --> 00:42:50,904
I'm the best Chris."
Amazing, right?
725
00:42:51,038 --> 00:42:52,106
That is what we love.
726
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,341
And watch. I'm a waiter.
727
00:42:54,475 --> 00:42:56,643
The full
human restaurant experience.
728
00:42:56,777 --> 00:42:58,512
Sit down.
Let me take your order.
729
00:42:58,645 --> 00:43:01,448
It could be anything.
But it has to be pizza.
730
00:43:02,282 --> 00:43:04,017
Uh, pizza, right.
731
00:43:04,151 --> 00:43:05,953
Uh, look, Dad,
we appreciate it,
732
00:43:06,086 --> 00:43:07,521
but we still got
more errands to run.
733
00:43:07,654 --> 00:43:10,190
What's going on?
What are you doing up there?
734
00:43:10,324 --> 00:43:12,693
Don't lie. Tell me.
Are you in trouble?
735
00:43:12,827 --> 00:43:14,194
Is something wrong?
736
00:43:14,328 --> 00:43:15,996
Is someone trying to milk you?
737
00:43:16,130 --> 00:43:17,431
No, ew.
It's never milking!
738
00:43:17,564 --> 00:43:19,666
Why do you always jump
straight to milking?
739
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,336
Do you need help?
Anything you need, I'm here.
740
00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:25,005
No!
No. No, no, no.
Dad, look.
741
00:43:25,139 --> 00:43:26,607
We're just running errands--
742
00:43:26,740 --> 00:43:29,443
shopping, getting the stuff
we need to live down here.
743
00:43:29,576 --> 00:43:31,545
Really? That's it?
744
00:43:31,678 --> 00:43:35,015
Yeah,
that is literally it.
Mm-hmm. Nothing else.
745
00:43:35,149 --> 00:43:37,886
All right, well, hey.
Thanks for the surprise party.
746
00:43:38,018 --> 00:43:39,987
Yup. Appreciate it, Dad.
We will be leaving.
747
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,455
Goodbye.
748
00:43:53,667 --> 00:43:55,369
Wow, you're actually
a good driver, Donnie.
749
00:43:55,502 --> 00:43:57,438
Huh. Countless hours
on Forza Horizon
750
00:43:57,571 --> 00:43:59,206
- finally paid off.
- Hey, guys.
751
00:43:59,339 --> 00:44:01,708
Oh, hello?
April, you-- Uh, you there?
Yeah, I got you.
752
00:44:01,843 --> 00:44:05,712
Now, just know,
this footage is going to be
the definitive imagery
753
00:44:05,847 --> 00:44:07,514
of your entire existences,
754
00:44:07,648 --> 00:44:10,617
so, um, like,
don't make it lame or anything.
755
00:44:10,751 --> 00:44:12,286
We're not the ones
who puke on camera.
756
00:44:12,419 --> 00:44:14,121
We'd have to try
really hard to do that.
757
00:44:14,254 --> 00:44:16,523
Hey, shut up, shut up.
Look, here he comes.
758
00:44:25,766 --> 00:44:28,068
Look at those cars!
Bro,
he's got cool Tims.
759
00:44:28,202 --> 00:44:30,872
- He's got some swagger.
- This guy is super fly.
760
00:44:31,004 --> 00:44:33,507
I mean,
look at those rims, bro!
761
00:44:36,009 --> 00:44:38,178
All right,
there's two cars
and a motorcycle.
762
00:44:38,312 --> 00:44:39,546
That's like ten dudes, tops.
763
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,648
Oh, man.
They're gonna be so scared
764
00:44:41,782 --> 00:44:45,319
when they see
they're about to roll up on
a bunch of mutants!
765
00:45:03,637 --> 00:45:06,073
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna win a Daytime Emmy.
766
00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:07,541
What do we do, Leo?
767
00:45:07,674 --> 00:45:09,643
You're the leader.
You should know.
768
00:45:09,776 --> 00:45:13,347
Alpha formation?
You don't even know what Alpha formation is!
769
00:45:24,993 --> 00:45:27,094
What is that?
770
00:45:34,768 --> 00:45:38,038
Yo, come on, y'all.
Let's get the goods.
771
00:45:39,606 --> 00:45:40,808
Yo!
772
00:45:40,942 --> 00:45:42,209
What?
773
00:45:42,342 --> 00:45:44,177
What the-- Y'all some
little tortoises, huh?
774
00:45:44,311 --> 00:45:46,613
Damn! Look at you.
775
00:45:46,747 --> 00:45:48,282
Y'all adorable, man.
776
00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:51,019
Bad Bernie got some turtles
on the payroll.
777
00:45:51,151 --> 00:45:52,686
No. We don't work
for Bernie.
778
00:45:52,820 --> 00:45:54,022
We're here to find you.
779
00:45:54,154 --> 00:45:55,857
I can't believe
there are other mutants!
780
00:45:55,990 --> 00:45:57,157
Like us!
781
00:45:57,291 --> 00:45:59,861
This is wild!
I mean, this is crazy-like.
782
00:45:59,994 --> 00:46:00,929
Let me guess.
783
00:46:01,061 --> 00:46:02,529
Fifteen years ago, right,
784
00:46:02,663 --> 00:46:04,765
some sludge
was dumped in a sewer,
785
00:46:04,899 --> 00:46:06,000
and y'all came from that.
786
00:46:06,133 --> 00:46:07,601
We prefer the term "ooze,"
but yeah.
787
00:46:07,734 --> 00:46:09,503
It's like more--
It's just nicer sounding.
788
00:46:09,636 --> 00:46:11,338
It rolls off
the tongue better.
789
00:46:11,471 --> 00:46:13,073
Ooze, ooze...
790
00:46:13,206 --> 00:46:15,609
It's nice, right?
It's ooze.
791
00:46:15,742 --> 00:46:17,077
Damn! Ooze.
792
00:46:17,210 --> 00:46:19,346
I like that.
I like "ooze."
793
00:46:19,479 --> 00:46:23,216
So, look, that same ooze
made me, okay?
794
00:46:23,350 --> 00:46:24,919
My dad, Baxter Stockman,
795
00:46:25,053 --> 00:46:28,155
he's the one
who dumped the ooze
down the drain, baby.
796
00:46:28,288 --> 00:46:30,223
So technically, we cousins.
797
00:46:30,357 --> 00:46:32,894
We're related.
We're cousins!
What up, cuz?
798
00:46:33,027 --> 00:46:35,362
Cuzzo, what's up?
That's awesome!
Cuzzo!
799
00:46:35,495 --> 00:46:37,031
I've always wanted a cousin.
800
00:46:37,164 --> 00:46:38,765
Well, look at you now.
You got a bunch.
801
00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:41,635
I'm so sorry.
I didn't introduce my peeps.
802
00:46:41,768 --> 00:46:43,905
This is Bebop
and that's Rocksteady.
803
00:46:44,038 --> 00:46:46,406
What you looking at, punks?
Yeah,
what you looking at?
804
00:46:46,540 --> 00:46:47,741
Right here we got Wingnut.
805
00:46:47,875 --> 00:46:49,043
Hi. Wing-wave.
806
00:46:49,176 --> 00:46:50,477
We got Ray Fillet.
807
00:46:50,611 --> 00:46:57,551
♪ Ray Fillet ♪
808
00:46:57,684 --> 00:47:00,822
Stop singing, fool.
Just say your name normal.
809
00:47:00,955 --> 00:47:02,090
Uh, Ray Fillet.
810
00:47:02,222 --> 00:47:03,323
This is Leatherhead.
811
00:47:03,457 --> 00:47:04,959
Ah! G'day, fellas.
812
00:47:05,093 --> 00:47:06,493
Genghis Frog.
813
00:47:06,627 --> 00:47:09,030
Goochie,
goochie, goochie.
Look at the little jacket.
814
00:47:09,162 --> 00:47:10,263
Peekaboo.
Peekaboo. Peekaboo.
815
00:47:10,397 --> 00:47:11,732
Don't patronize me.
816
00:47:11,866 --> 00:47:14,735
We working on that name.
Your name is wack, man!
817
00:47:14,869 --> 00:47:17,471
And that's Scumbug.
She only speaks Vermin.
818
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:21,775
And that's Mondo Gecko.
819
00:47:21,909 --> 00:47:23,945
Hey, what's up, bros?
820
00:47:24,078 --> 00:47:26,313
I'm a hugger. Get in here.
A little too tight.
821
00:47:26,446 --> 00:47:27,982
Get in.
That one seems cool.
822
00:47:28,116 --> 00:47:29,416
I like his vibe.
823
00:47:29,549 --> 00:47:31,718
I like your vibe.
I like your vibe.
824
00:47:31,853 --> 00:47:34,055
I like your vibe.
I like your vibe.
825
00:47:34,187 --> 00:47:36,490
- Digging your vibe.
- I like your vibe!
826
00:47:36,623 --> 00:47:38,126
Mondo,
quit hugging everybody!
827
00:47:38,258 --> 00:47:40,594
Remember why we're here.
The story.
828
00:47:40,727 --> 00:47:42,596
We know you're building
some sort of super weapon.
829
00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:46,134
Weapon? I'm building
the opposite of a weapon.
830
00:47:46,266 --> 00:47:47,601
Weapons kill.
831
00:47:47,734 --> 00:47:50,905
What I'm making will create.
832
00:47:51,039 --> 00:47:54,809
Okay. I'm leaning in.
What are you building?
833
00:47:54,942 --> 00:47:58,211
If we gonna chat,
let's go somewhere fun.
834
00:48:06,353 --> 00:48:08,990
Cowabunga, "bro-sin"!
I just made that up.
835
00:48:09,123 --> 00:48:10,490
♪ Okay, Fillet! ♪
836
00:48:10,624 --> 00:48:12,126
Eh!
Watch that stinger.
837
00:48:12,259 --> 00:48:13,794
Okay, Fillet.
838
00:48:15,295 --> 00:48:17,031
I never met anyone else
as angry as me.
839
00:48:17,165 --> 00:48:20,500
What's not to
be angry about?
I hate everything!
840
00:48:20,634 --> 00:48:22,269
Man, you guys get it!
841
00:48:22,402 --> 00:48:24,337
That was awesome!
That was good.
842
00:48:25,572 --> 00:48:26,773
Dang, you guys are good.
843
00:48:26,908 --> 00:48:28,542
Yeah, right?
It's pretty much all we do.
844
00:48:28,675 --> 00:48:32,080
Out of quarters.
Don't worry.
I got you, mates.
845
00:48:32,212 --> 00:48:33,380
This is amazing.
846
00:48:33,513 --> 00:48:35,282
Get in there. Get the scrum.
847
00:48:35,415 --> 00:48:38,785
Check it, check it.
848
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,056
Yo, check this.
849
00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:44,691
That was a juicy one!
850
00:48:44,826 --> 00:48:46,894
Hey, guys.
What's going on in there?
851
00:48:47,028 --> 00:48:49,563
Still not sure,
if I'm being honest.
852
00:48:49,696 --> 00:48:51,099
Okay, well,
ask him more questions!
853
00:48:51,231 --> 00:48:53,134
Figure out what the hell's
going on with this dude.
854
00:48:54,668 --> 00:48:57,337
So, um, maybe you
could finish explaining
855
00:48:57,471 --> 00:48:59,173
like exactly
where you came from
856
00:48:59,306 --> 00:49:00,875
and what you want and stuff?
857
00:49:01,008 --> 00:49:03,077
What do I want? Oh, easy.
858
00:49:03,211 --> 00:49:04,544
Acceptance.
859
00:49:04,678 --> 00:49:07,148
No way, man!
We want that too.
Yeah, like us.
860
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,349
Let me go back to the start.
861
00:49:10,283 --> 00:49:12,920
My earliest memory in the world
862
00:49:13,054 --> 00:49:17,791
is my dad telling methat he never was accepted.
863
00:49:17,925 --> 00:49:21,929
He just wanted a family, man.That's why he created us.
864
00:49:22,063 --> 00:49:25,166
But then, that's whenthe people he worked for
865
00:49:25,298 --> 00:49:26,234
sent the ops through.
866
00:49:26,366 --> 00:49:27,935
They took it from him.
867
00:49:30,171 --> 00:49:33,440
I rescued my littlebaby brother and sister.
868
00:49:33,573 --> 00:49:35,910
And since I was the oldest,I had to raise them.
869
00:49:36,043 --> 00:49:39,579
He did a great job.We're very well-adjusted.
870
00:49:40,614 --> 00:49:43,350
Anyway,we thought, these humans,
871
00:49:43,483 --> 00:49:44,886
yeah, they murdered our dad,
872
00:49:45,019 --> 00:49:48,688
but maybe they justain't all bad, you know?
873
00:49:50,323 --> 00:49:51,993
We went out. We hit the town.
874
00:49:52,126 --> 00:49:53,961
And it didn't go well.
875
00:49:57,865 --> 00:49:59,566
Especially this one dude.
876
00:49:59,699 --> 00:50:02,402
He wouldn't stop chasing us.He wanted to kill us!
877
00:50:02,536 --> 00:50:04,172
Oh, my God.
That's what happened to us.
878
00:50:04,304 --> 00:50:06,908
That's why our dad
made us live in the sewer
our whole lives.
879
00:50:07,041 --> 00:50:09,743
Not me. That sounds
like a punk choice.
880
00:50:09,877 --> 00:50:12,746
You know what I did?
I beat that fool down!
881
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,615
I touched that chin,
mollywhopped him.
882
00:50:15,749 --> 00:50:18,186
Whop, whop to
a inch of his life. Bop!
883
00:50:18,318 --> 00:50:20,121
And then I knew what to do.
884
00:50:20,254 --> 00:50:23,456
I decided
to kill all the humans
885
00:50:23,590 --> 00:50:25,592
and let the mutants
rule the Earth.
886
00:50:25,725 --> 00:50:27,228
That-- That's a take.
887
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:31,665
I inherited my dad's mind
for science and I thought,
888
00:50:31,798 --> 00:50:35,802
"What if I built a machine
to enact my plan?"
889
00:50:35,937 --> 00:50:38,973
I've been stealing
all the parts that I need,
890
00:50:39,106 --> 00:50:41,275
and now I'm ready.
891
00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:43,945
I'm gonna use
a little of my blood
892
00:50:44,078 --> 00:50:47,747
to create
a weaponized version
of the ooze.
893
00:50:47,882 --> 00:50:51,085
Then we gonna launch it
into the atmosphere
894
00:50:51,219 --> 00:50:54,621
and watch it vaporize.
895
00:50:54,754 --> 00:50:55,890
Here's the kicker:
896
00:50:56,023 --> 00:50:57,390
Every animal on Earth
897
00:50:57,524 --> 00:50:59,293
will be transformed
into a mutant.
898
00:50:59,426 --> 00:51:03,763
Every fly, flea, tick,
snake, fish and whale.
899
00:51:03,898 --> 00:51:04,899
Everything!
900
00:51:05,032 --> 00:51:08,002
And we become
the dominant species on Earth.
901
00:51:08,135 --> 00:51:12,106
That's bad.
That's very bad... for me.
902
00:51:13,473 --> 00:51:16,010
What happens to humans
in this plan of yours?
903
00:51:16,143 --> 00:51:17,577
Nothing good.
904
00:51:17,711 --> 00:51:19,814
We wish
there was another way
to feel safe and happy,
905
00:51:19,947 --> 00:51:22,482
but peoples,
they got to go!
906
00:51:22,616 --> 00:51:25,385
A bunch of them
gonna be eaten, enslaved,
907
00:51:25,518 --> 00:51:26,988
turned into fuel of some sort.
908
00:51:27,121 --> 00:51:29,190
Maybe they'll become
a form of entertainment...
909
00:51:29,323 --> 00:51:30,490
...you know what I mean?
910
00:51:30,624 --> 00:51:32,260
You know how they used
to have dog shows
911
00:51:32,392 --> 00:51:33,793
and they had horse races?
912
00:51:33,928 --> 00:51:37,932
Maybe we'll have redhead shows,
fat booty boy races.
913
00:51:38,065 --> 00:51:39,867
Baby tossing.
Something like that.
914
00:51:40,001 --> 00:51:41,369
I'll think of something stupid.
915
00:51:41,501 --> 00:51:43,403
Wow, that's--
that's even worse.
916
00:51:43,536 --> 00:51:44,671
They should be pets.
917
00:51:44,805 --> 00:51:47,041
Honestly,
I'm open to all ideas.
918
00:51:47,174 --> 00:51:48,508
You know what I mean?
919
00:51:48,642 --> 00:51:51,012
Any crazy thing y'all think of,
I want to do it.
920
00:51:51,145 --> 00:51:52,346
You know what I mean?
921
00:51:52,479 --> 00:51:54,148
Just pitch it
as soon as possible,
922
00:51:54,282 --> 00:51:57,351
'cause now that I got this,
I can complete my device,
923
00:51:57,484 --> 00:52:02,089
and acceptance will be ours.
924
00:52:02,223 --> 00:52:03,991
Yeah!
Yes! Great!
925
00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:06,994
So wassup?
You wanna roll with us?
926
00:52:07,128 --> 00:52:10,965
'Cause we can activate
the machine tonight.
927
00:52:11,098 --> 00:52:12,465
Yeah!
Yay, Fillet!
928
00:52:12,599 --> 00:52:15,036
- Yeah, little dudes!
- Hey, just checking in.
929
00:52:15,169 --> 00:52:18,873
You stopping them now,
or you gonna make me film you
supplying an evil villain
930
00:52:19,006 --> 00:52:21,876
with the last piece
of his horrible puzzle?
931
00:52:22,009 --> 00:52:24,511
You're gonna stop him?You're gonna stop him.
932
00:52:24,644 --> 00:52:27,514
- Somebody cough so I knowyou're gonna stop him.
- Working on it.
933
00:52:27,647 --> 00:52:30,717
Yo, Superfly, so what if
we're actually, like,
934
00:52:30,851 --> 00:52:32,652
I don't know,
I'm just getting silly here,
935
00:52:32,786 --> 00:52:34,055
what if we're not
into the plan?
936
00:52:34,188 --> 00:52:36,623
What if we don't like it?
What would happen?
937
00:52:36,756 --> 00:52:39,360
Just hypothetically
speaking, obviously.
938
00:52:39,492 --> 00:52:40,828
Well, that would mean
939
00:52:41,594 --> 00:52:43,763
that I was wrong about you
940
00:52:44,832 --> 00:52:47,701
and y'all not as cool
as I thought you were.
941
00:52:47,835 --> 00:52:49,502
And that right there
942
00:52:49,636 --> 00:52:51,105
piss me off!
943
00:52:51,238 --> 00:52:52,373
Whoa! Uh...
944
00:52:52,505 --> 00:52:53,808
No, but we don't--
we don't--
945
00:52:53,941 --> 00:52:55,508
I'm about to go
to a hundred on y'all.
946
00:52:55,642 --> 00:52:58,446
No, Superfly,
don't misunderstand me.
947
00:52:58,578 --> 00:53:00,047
Remember? Cousin? Cuz?
948
00:53:00,181 --> 00:53:02,149
No, don't "cuz" me
right now, man.
We were kidding.
949
00:53:02,283 --> 00:53:04,551
Drop that.
This ain't got nothing to do with that.
950
00:53:04,684 --> 00:53:07,855
We're just joking around,
because we are, in fact,
very into your plan.
951
00:53:07,989 --> 00:53:10,790
It's, like, great!
I love the killing-people part.
952
00:53:10,925 --> 00:53:12,259
Yeah, I'll cut around that.
953
00:53:12,393 --> 00:53:13,626
Guys, I got an idea.
954
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,762
So, uh, S-Fly, my man,
955
00:53:15,896 --> 00:53:18,232
we'll drive the van
with the storage unit,
956
00:53:18,366 --> 00:53:19,599
and, uh, you lead the way.
957
00:53:19,733 --> 00:53:21,135
Nice. Smooth.
958
00:53:21,268 --> 00:53:23,603
Cool. But I drive fast,
959
00:53:23,737 --> 00:53:25,306
and I don't want y'all
to get lost,
960
00:53:25,439 --> 00:53:27,607
so Mondo, Wingnut, Rock!
961
00:53:28,608 --> 00:53:30,044
Ride with the tortoises.
962
00:53:30,177 --> 00:53:31,278
I drive!
963
00:53:31,412 --> 00:53:34,248
You're--
You're good to drive?
964
00:53:34,382 --> 00:53:35,316
No.
965
00:53:47,694 --> 00:53:50,031
- Spice Girls! Put 'em on!
- You don't like Phish?
966
00:53:50,164 --> 00:53:52,066
What's Phish? Spice Girls!
967
00:53:52,199 --> 00:53:55,503
Why are you looking at me?
You think of something.
968
00:53:55,635 --> 00:53:58,638
Hey, dudes,
fun cruising with you,
969
00:53:58,772 --> 00:54:00,508
but where are we going
exactly?
970
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,643
Oh. See that building
over there? That's not it.
971
00:54:03,777 --> 00:54:07,415
No, we're going to this
super cool shipping graveyard
over on Staten Island.
972
00:54:07,547 --> 00:54:08,715
It's the best borough, bro.
973
00:54:08,849 --> 00:54:11,185
I love Staten Island!
974
00:54:11,318 --> 00:54:13,787
Okay, it's go time.
Attack these fools.
975
00:54:13,921 --> 00:54:15,923
Not sure that's
as easy as it sounds.
976
00:54:16,057 --> 00:54:17,925
This dude is literally
a rhinoceros, man.
977
00:54:18,059 --> 00:54:19,927
How about something
we can all sing along to?
978
00:54:20,061 --> 00:54:22,796
If we jam the brakes,
they'll fly out of the car.
979
00:54:22,930 --> 00:54:24,697
There's no windshield.
It's impossible.
980
00:54:24,832 --> 00:54:27,835
We'd need a long and narrow
device small enough
to get under the seat
981
00:54:27,968 --> 00:54:29,403
but strong enough
to press the pedal.
982
00:54:29,537 --> 00:54:30,938
You mean a stick?
983
00:54:31,072 --> 00:54:32,739
I got it. 4 Non B's.
984
00:54:41,348 --> 00:54:43,250
How good is this?
985
00:54:43,384 --> 00:54:44,651
Time of my life.
986
00:54:44,784 --> 00:54:46,120
God, they're good.
987
00:54:56,796 --> 00:55:00,167
What's going on?
988
00:55:00,301 --> 00:55:03,070
Sorry.
989
00:55:07,374 --> 00:55:08,843
What the--
990
00:55:10,411 --> 00:55:12,313
Y'all better hurry.
991
00:55:12,446 --> 00:55:14,281
You hurt Rock, I hurt you.
992
00:55:32,799 --> 00:55:34,969
Don't worry, guys.
I got this.
993
00:55:36,437 --> 00:55:39,907
I don't got this.
I don't got this!
994
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,942
You're dead, tortoises!
995
00:55:47,414 --> 00:55:49,049
Oh, yeah!
996
00:55:51,085 --> 00:55:53,420
You can't stop me!
It's a monster truck, dummies!
997
00:55:53,554 --> 00:55:54,522
Get them, Mondo!
998
00:55:54,654 --> 00:55:55,856
Donnie!
999
00:55:55,990 --> 00:55:57,391
Watch where you're driving!
1000
00:55:57,525 --> 00:56:00,793
Yo, dudes, you launched me
out of the front of that van.
1001
00:56:00,928 --> 00:56:02,029
That is not cool!
1002
00:56:02,163 --> 00:56:03,796
I'm so sorry. We had to.
1003
00:56:03,931 --> 00:56:06,367
You know what?
I don't accept that apology!
1004
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:07,800
Yeah, I'm not sorry at all,
1005
00:56:07,935 --> 00:56:09,637
I'm not gonna lie.
1006
00:56:09,769 --> 00:56:10,703
Boom!
1007
00:56:17,710 --> 00:56:19,746
I'm back, you green punks.
1008
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,582
Stop it,
you bloody hooligans
1009
00:56:21,714 --> 00:56:23,284
or I'll bite
your bloody heads off!
1010
00:56:33,494 --> 00:56:34,794
Superfly's almost here,
1011
00:56:34,929 --> 00:56:37,398
and he's not going to be
as nice about this.
1012
00:56:37,531 --> 00:56:38,599
You're not being nice!
1013
00:56:38,731 --> 00:56:40,234
He'll be less nice.
1014
00:56:44,138 --> 00:56:45,206
Oh!
1015
00:56:47,641 --> 00:56:50,244
It's now or never, dudes.
Give us the device.
1016
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,816
♪ 6 'N the mornin'Police at my door ♪
1017
00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:57,851
Come on!
1018
00:57:03,524 --> 00:57:04,825
My chucks!
Guys?
1019
00:57:07,261 --> 00:57:09,729
No! He used my stick
against me!
1020
00:57:09,863 --> 00:57:11,432
Now he's mollywhopping me!
1021
00:57:15,269 --> 00:57:16,937
Man, I almost thought
y'all was cool.
1022
00:57:17,071 --> 00:57:18,806
See you in hell, turtles!
1023
00:57:18,939 --> 00:57:20,174
Quick, grab it!
1024
00:57:24,078 --> 00:57:25,512
I'm getting ripped in two!
1025
00:57:26,614 --> 00:57:28,949
Goochie goochie goo.
1026
00:57:40,194 --> 00:57:40,861
Oh, no!
1027
00:57:59,813 --> 00:58:00,814
Go, go, go!
1028
00:58:00,948 --> 00:58:03,183
Surround them!
Make a perimeter.
1029
00:58:08,522 --> 00:58:10,991
April! Help!
1030
00:58:13,594 --> 00:58:15,963
Say good night, freak.
1031
00:58:23,070 --> 00:58:25,472
What? What's happening?
1032
00:58:27,541 --> 00:58:29,576
Hey, let us out! Come on!
1033
00:58:29,710 --> 00:58:31,945
Why, hello, turtles.
1034
00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:34,381
I've been looking for you
1035
00:58:34,515 --> 00:58:37,551
for a long, long time.
1036
00:58:37,685 --> 00:58:39,620
Look, lady, I don't know
what you want from us
1037
00:58:39,753 --> 00:58:42,823
or why you talk so scary,
but we shouldn't be in here.
1038
00:58:42,956 --> 00:58:44,625
There's a fly monster!
1039
00:58:45,826 --> 00:58:47,861
I will do the talking.
1040
00:58:48,629 --> 00:58:51,598
I am Cynthia Utrom,
1041
00:58:51,732 --> 00:58:54,501
and you are my property.
1042
00:58:54,635 --> 00:58:56,170
What?
1043
00:58:56,303 --> 00:58:57,371
Hey!
1044
00:58:57,504 --> 00:58:58,572
Stop!
1045
00:58:58,706 --> 00:59:00,274
Enough.
1046
00:59:00,407 --> 00:59:04,745
I will use you
to create a stable mutagen.
1047
00:59:04,878 --> 00:59:07,181
And with that, I will create
1048
00:59:07,314 --> 00:59:10,417
an army of super soldiers.
1049
00:59:10,551 --> 00:59:13,754
Dolphin men to plant bombs
on submarines.
1050
00:59:13,887 --> 00:59:17,191
Eagle men to fight enemy jets.
1051
00:59:17,324 --> 00:59:21,862
Snake men to slither
behind enemy lines.
1052
00:59:21,995 --> 00:59:24,031
The glory of it all
1053
00:59:24,164 --> 00:59:27,234
nearly brings me to tears.
1054
00:59:27,368 --> 00:59:29,870
What does this
have to do with us?
What do you want from us?
1055
00:59:30,003 --> 00:59:33,874
What I want is your blood.
1056
00:59:34,007 --> 00:59:36,777
And there's only one way
to get it.
1057
00:59:36,910 --> 00:59:38,078
Oh, no!
1058
00:59:38,212 --> 00:59:39,980
I can't believe it.
She's gonna...
1059
00:59:40,114 --> 00:59:42,483
Hook them up
to the milking machine!
1060
00:59:43,784 --> 00:59:45,586
She's gonna milk us!
1061
01:00:04,505 --> 01:00:06,841
Ray Fillet,
man, shut your mouth!
1062
01:00:06,974 --> 01:00:10,544
If I want to be sad,
I'll go listen to
some damn John Legend.
1063
01:00:10,677 --> 01:00:11,945
Sorry, sir.
Sorry, bro.
1064
01:00:12,079 --> 01:00:14,581
Remember,
this is a happy day,
1065
01:00:14,715 --> 01:00:20,053
because we're gonna
kill every human on
this big, ol' ugly Earth!
1066
01:00:20,187 --> 01:00:22,156
So smile, Mondo!
1067
01:00:41,975 --> 01:00:44,278
Boys! You come home?
You forgive me?
1068
01:00:44,411 --> 01:00:45,712
My surprise party worked?
1069
01:00:47,882 --> 01:00:49,650
Get back! I'll bite you!
1070
01:00:49,783 --> 01:00:54,421
Hey, Mr. Rat Man. I'm April.
1071
01:00:54,555 --> 01:00:55,956
I come in peace.
1072
01:00:56,089 --> 01:00:57,892
I'm friends with your sons.
1073
01:00:58,058 --> 01:01:00,494
And right now,
they're in trouble.
1074
01:01:11,538 --> 01:01:12,539
No, no, no!
1075
01:01:12,673 --> 01:01:13,974
Stop it!
1076
01:01:17,544 --> 01:01:19,279
That looks bad.
Does it hurt?
1077
01:01:19,413 --> 01:01:21,415
Of course it hurts!
She's milking me!
1078
01:01:21,548 --> 01:01:24,384
Try to think of something
pleasant to take your mind
off the pain.
1079
01:01:24,518 --> 01:01:26,520
Yeah,
think of pizza, Mikey!
1080
01:01:26,653 --> 01:01:29,723
No, pizza's made of cheese,
and cheese is made of milk,
1081
01:01:29,858 --> 01:01:31,024
and I'm being milked!
1082
01:01:31,158 --> 01:01:33,060
It's infiltrated
my every thought!
1083
01:01:34,963 --> 01:01:37,431
I'm so sorry, Mikey.
1084
01:01:37,998 --> 01:01:39,032
Continue milking them
1085
01:01:39,166 --> 01:01:41,068
until we have
the required amount.
1086
01:01:50,945 --> 01:01:54,214
This is it, guys.
We're gonna die getting milked
to death in a lab.
1087
01:01:54,348 --> 01:01:56,918
I can't believe April
just left us.
1088
01:01:57,050 --> 01:01:58,485
Maybe she was just using us.
1089
01:01:58,619 --> 01:02:01,455
Well, she ended up
getting a great story:
1090
01:02:01,588 --> 01:02:04,324
"Turtle Boys Give Supervillain
Last Part of His Evil Machine."
1091
01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:06,026
That's actually
a pretty good title.
1092
01:02:06,159 --> 01:02:07,962
Yeah, very clickbait-y.
I'd definitely
give that a read.
1093
01:02:08,095 --> 01:02:10,464
Oh, I have so many regrets.
1094
01:02:10,597 --> 01:02:13,066
I wish I could've tried
frozen yogurt.
1095
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,736
You could have!
I know.
And I blew it!
1096
01:02:15,870 --> 01:02:17,504
I wish I could see BTS IRL.
1097
01:02:17,638 --> 01:02:19,339
We could...
I guess we could sing.
1098
01:02:19,473 --> 01:02:21,475
We could do some
of the songs for you.
Yeah, I'm down.
1099
01:02:21,608 --> 01:02:23,510
Really?
That would be great.
1100
01:02:25,212 --> 01:02:26,146
Come on, guys.
1101
01:02:31,385 --> 01:02:33,053
You guys don't even
know the words.
1102
01:02:34,488 --> 01:02:36,089
What is happening?
Got a breach.
1103
01:02:36,223 --> 01:02:37,825
Why did the milking stop?
1104
01:02:37,959 --> 01:02:41,295
Moving Miss Utrom
to a secure location.
Someone's here.
1105
01:02:47,267 --> 01:02:49,069
Huh?
Huh?
1106
01:02:51,940 --> 01:02:53,774
- Boys!
- Dad!
1107
01:02:53,908 --> 01:02:55,642
Stay back, everyone! Stay back!
1108
01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:58,478
I just here for my boys,
who lied to me.
1109
01:02:58,612 --> 01:03:00,647
They are in
so much trouble right now.
1110
01:03:00,781 --> 01:03:02,316
Is that so, Ratatouille?
1111
01:03:02,449 --> 01:03:05,053
Grab another machine
and hook him up like the others.
1112
01:03:05,185 --> 01:03:07,421
Don't call me Ratatouille.
1113
01:03:24,671 --> 01:03:25,772
Go, go, go!
1114
01:03:27,774 --> 01:03:29,209
Kick his butt, Dad!
1115
01:03:29,343 --> 01:03:30,945
Where you gonna
run to, rat?
1116
01:03:42,656 --> 01:03:44,625
Take him down!
1117
01:03:49,696 --> 01:03:50,865
Tase him!
1118
01:04:04,411 --> 01:04:06,179
He's too fast!
1119
01:04:19,693 --> 01:04:20,862
Bravo!
Dad!
1120
01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:41,782
I'm a ninja!
1121
01:04:45,252 --> 01:04:46,319
Dad!
1122
01:04:46,453 --> 01:04:48,455
- Boys, are you okay?
- Yes!
1123
01:04:48,588 --> 01:04:50,524
We're more than okay.
Yeah, we're good.
1124
01:04:50,657 --> 01:04:52,160
How did you find us?
1125
01:04:53,727 --> 01:04:55,696
I'd be a pretty big
piece of crap
1126
01:04:55,830 --> 01:04:58,432
if I didn't at least try to get
your dad to come help you.
1127
01:04:58,565 --> 01:05:00,434
April!
Oh, my God, you came back?
1128
01:05:00,567 --> 01:05:02,502
I did not see that coming.
1129
01:05:02,636 --> 01:05:05,439
This human told me
you lied to me.
1130
01:05:05,572 --> 01:05:07,741
What happened?
What have you been doing?
1131
01:05:07,875 --> 01:05:09,776
Aw, nothing.
1132
01:05:09,911 --> 01:05:12,080
Wait a minute.
What is this machine?
1133
01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:14,148
Nothing. It's nothing.
This machine?
1134
01:05:14,281 --> 01:05:16,316
Does that say
"milking machine"?
1135
01:05:16,450 --> 01:05:17,885
No, no, no.
1136
01:05:18,019 --> 01:05:19,586
It's the opposite of that.
1137
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,122
It's a milking machine.
1138
01:05:21,254 --> 01:05:22,522
See? I told you! They milk you!
1139
01:05:22,656 --> 01:05:24,257
Now I actually might puke.
1140
01:05:24,391 --> 01:05:27,161
Boys, you left the sewer
and got milked.
1141
01:05:27,294 --> 01:05:30,198
You helped some evil fly man
create a machine
1142
01:05:30,330 --> 01:05:32,133
that is gonna destroy
the world
1143
01:05:32,265 --> 01:05:34,801
and kill
the only good human, April!
1144
01:05:34,936 --> 01:05:37,337
So, we're going
to clean up your mess,
1145
01:05:37,471 --> 01:05:40,875
then go home
and stay there forever, okay?
1146
01:05:41,008 --> 01:05:42,409
What about April's story?
1147
01:05:42,542 --> 01:05:44,078
Forget the story!
1148
01:05:44,212 --> 01:05:46,546
April, go home.
It's over, okay?
1149
01:05:48,950 --> 01:05:52,385
There's only one way
for you to be safe and happy,
1150
01:05:52,519 --> 01:05:54,155
and that's listen to me.
1151
01:05:54,287 --> 01:05:55,589
Let's go.
1152
01:06:00,027 --> 01:06:02,362
Sorry we couldn't help you
get prom uncanceled.
1153
01:06:02,496 --> 01:06:04,232
Nah, it's all right.
1154
01:06:04,364 --> 01:06:06,433
Seeing you guys
make so many mistakes
1155
01:06:06,566 --> 01:06:08,535
just to get people to like you
made me realize
1156
01:06:08,668 --> 01:06:12,672
I was definitely doing this
for the wrong reason.
1157
01:06:23,184 --> 01:06:24,886
Oh, perfect.
1158
01:06:26,854 --> 01:06:29,623
Backup arriving now.
Sealing off the entrance.
1159
01:06:42,904 --> 01:06:45,273
Maybe they decided
to just give up
1160
01:06:45,405 --> 01:06:46,874
and go bowling again?
1161
01:06:47,008 --> 01:06:48,810
Nah, fam, nah.
1162
01:06:48,943 --> 01:06:50,845
We just one step ahead
of y'all.
1163
01:06:51,645 --> 01:06:53,114
Scram!
Betrayers!
1164
01:06:53,247 --> 01:06:55,782
You're the ones
that instigated this!
1165
01:06:56,516 --> 01:06:57,819
What's up, bros?
1166
01:06:57,952 --> 01:06:59,519
- Stay back.
- Back up!
1167
01:06:59,653 --> 01:07:01,655
I don't want to fight
another mutant, but I will.
1168
01:07:01,788 --> 01:07:03,723
Y'all just won't quit, huh?
1169
01:07:03,858 --> 01:07:06,861
What is it about
these stinking humans
1170
01:07:06,994 --> 01:07:08,461
that you love so much?
1171
01:07:08,595 --> 01:07:11,032
Humans are
complicated creatures.
1172
01:07:11,165 --> 01:07:12,834
They're good, like April,
1173
01:07:12,967 --> 01:07:15,036
and bad, like that lady
who milked us.
1174
01:07:15,169 --> 01:07:16,237
Sorry, did what now?
1175
01:07:16,369 --> 01:07:18,371
As much
as I don't like them--
1176
01:07:18,505 --> 01:07:20,607
and trust me,
I do not like them--
1177
01:07:20,740 --> 01:07:23,710
if we kill them, we are
no better than they are.
1178
01:07:23,845 --> 01:07:25,813
I refuse to accept
that you all are cool
1179
01:07:25,947 --> 01:07:27,681
with brutally killing
all of them.
1180
01:07:27,815 --> 01:07:30,218
You just can't be!
You're awesome.
1181
01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:32,153
You're fun. We... vibed.
1182
01:07:32,286 --> 01:07:35,655
You're not killers.
I mean, come on, look at you.
1183
01:07:35,789 --> 01:07:38,192
But it's the only way
we'll be accepted.
1184
01:07:38,326 --> 01:07:40,560
No!
We accept you.
1185
01:07:40,694 --> 01:07:42,429
You could come live with us.
We accept you.
1186
01:07:42,562 --> 01:07:44,065
Yes, plenty of room.
1187
01:07:44,198 --> 01:07:46,399
I kind of don't want
to murder everyone on Earth.
1188
01:07:46,533 --> 01:07:48,035
I just
kind of want to sing.
1189
01:07:48,169 --> 01:07:49,502
♪ Ray Fillet ♪
1190
01:07:49,636 --> 01:07:51,072
It's a good point.
1191
01:07:51,205 --> 01:07:53,707
I'd rather not murder tons
of people, 'cause, like,
1192
01:07:53,841 --> 01:07:55,475
what if I'm haunted
by the faces
1193
01:07:55,609 --> 01:07:56,811
of my victims
in my sleep?
1194
01:07:56,944 --> 01:07:59,446
Of course.
Murder is a heavy burden.
1195
01:07:59,579 --> 01:08:02,649
Bro, you'll really
let us live with you?
1196
01:08:02,782 --> 01:08:05,219
Of course, bro!
Brah!
1197
01:08:05,353 --> 01:08:06,653
Broski!
Bro!
1198
01:08:06,786 --> 01:08:09,389
Brosanne!
Abracada-brah!
1199
01:08:09,522 --> 01:08:10,958
What the hell y'all doing?
1200
01:08:11,092 --> 01:08:14,262
Man, stop this kumbaya,
I-love-each-other stuff.
1201
01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:15,830
Kill them fools!
1202
01:08:17,397 --> 01:08:18,531
Uh...
1203
01:08:18,665 --> 01:08:20,800
No. We don't want to do this.
1204
01:08:20,935 --> 01:08:23,570
And really,
I don't think we ever did.
1205
01:08:23,703 --> 01:08:25,672
We just didn't know there was
any other alternative.
1206
01:08:25,806 --> 01:08:28,109
But now that
we met these dudes,
1207
01:08:28,242 --> 01:08:29,676
we see that there is.
1208
01:08:29,810 --> 01:08:31,946
So let's just stop and vibe.
1209
01:08:32,079 --> 01:08:34,514
Gimme a "V!"
V... V... A vibe.
1210
01:08:34,648 --> 01:08:36,817
Nah, man,
I don't vibe, all right?
1211
01:08:36,951 --> 01:08:39,253
And you don't either.
Now get in line!
1212
01:08:39,387 --> 01:08:41,889
Seriously, Supe.
Turn off the machine.
1213
01:08:42,689 --> 01:08:44,158
My own family.
1214
01:08:44,292 --> 01:08:45,625
Turned against me
1215
01:08:45,759 --> 01:08:48,396
after everything
that I've done for y'all.
1216
01:08:48,528 --> 01:08:49,629
Bottom line,
1217
01:08:49,763 --> 01:08:51,665
if you want
to stop this machine,
1218
01:08:51,798 --> 01:08:53,533
you got to go through me.
1219
01:09:09,383 --> 01:09:10,684
This guy's
making me angry.
1220
01:09:10,818 --> 01:09:12,686
This guy's been making me angry
my whole life.
1221
01:09:12,820 --> 01:09:14,989
My gosh, he's the reason
we're angry!
1222
01:09:15,122 --> 01:09:18,893
We gonna do something
about it?
1223
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,129
Get him! Beat him up!
1224
01:09:22,263 --> 01:09:23,831
Mess him up!
Get him, Rock!
1225
01:09:29,270 --> 01:09:30,204
Bro!
1226
01:09:30,338 --> 01:09:31,504
Rock, no!
1227
01:09:31,638 --> 01:09:33,908
You're trash!
Come on!
1228
01:09:34,708 --> 01:09:36,844
Oink, oink, punk!
My nose ring!
1229
01:09:40,047 --> 01:09:41,215
Oh, the machine!
1230
01:09:41,349 --> 01:09:43,117
This is our chance! Come on!
1231
01:09:43,683 --> 01:09:45,752
So small!
1232
01:09:50,623 --> 01:09:52,659
Watch out! Get off me!
1233
01:09:53,626 --> 01:09:55,129
Oh, no! Funky breath!
1234
01:09:55,262 --> 01:09:56,629
Flying kick!
1235
01:09:57,164 --> 01:09:58,933
Ray Fillet!
1236
01:10:00,567 --> 01:10:03,170
We gotta break it.
Just throw it against
the wall or something.
1237
01:10:03,304 --> 01:10:05,406
Rip it up!
1238
01:10:07,774 --> 01:10:11,511
Surprise!
Why you socking yourself?
1239
01:10:13,147 --> 01:10:15,282
Am I actually
helping anyone?
1240
01:10:16,616 --> 01:10:19,220
You might as well give up.
1241
01:10:22,522 --> 01:10:23,824
Watch out!
1242
01:10:24,992 --> 01:10:26,260
♪ Ray Fillet ♪
1243
01:10:26,693 --> 01:10:28,496
Ray... Fillet.
1244
01:10:28,628 --> 01:10:30,998
♪ They smile in your face ♪
1245
01:10:31,132 --> 01:10:34,101
♪ All the time they wantTo take your place! ♪
1246
01:10:39,940 --> 01:10:41,541
We got him! Got him!
1247
01:10:44,111 --> 01:10:47,014
What's going on?
Why y'all doing this?
1248
01:10:47,148 --> 01:10:51,085
There's only one way for you
to feel safe and happy.
1249
01:10:51,218 --> 01:10:53,821
And that's
if you listen to me!
1250
01:10:56,756 --> 01:10:58,959
Rat man! Come on!
Help me out!
1251
01:10:59,093 --> 01:11:01,195
We're basically the same.
1252
01:11:01,328 --> 01:11:02,662
We both hate humans.
1253
01:11:02,796 --> 01:11:05,833
I'm just not a punk
about it like you!
1254
01:11:05,966 --> 01:11:07,600
Don't you say that!
1255
01:11:29,290 --> 01:11:31,859
Geez, Dad, you really went
buck wild there.
1256
01:11:32,426 --> 01:11:34,095
Uh... did we stop it?
1257
01:11:34,228 --> 01:11:35,262
I think so.
1258
01:11:38,598 --> 01:11:41,601
Hey, when the machine
that turns a bunch
of animals into mutants
1259
01:11:41,734 --> 01:11:43,003
goes off underwater,
1260
01:11:43,137 --> 01:11:45,672
um, and then there's
animals in the water,
1261
01:11:45,806 --> 01:11:48,042
um, like, what do you
think that does?
1262
01:11:51,078 --> 01:11:53,147
What the--
1263
01:12:21,075 --> 01:12:22,510
It'll crawl on the shore.
1264
01:12:22,642 --> 01:12:23,878
It's just a whale.
1265
01:12:24,011 --> 01:12:25,312
It's pretty slow, guys.
1266
01:12:25,446 --> 01:12:27,114
That's not so bad.
1267
01:12:29,649 --> 01:12:30,985
Oh, my God, that's bad.
1268
01:12:31,118 --> 01:12:33,154
Oh, man,
that got way worse.
1269
01:12:41,061 --> 01:12:46,200
Aw, hell, yeah!
Look at me! Look at me!
1270
01:12:46,333 --> 01:12:47,434
This is amazing!
1271
01:12:47,568 --> 01:12:50,938
I ain't just Superfly,
I'm Super Duper Fly.
1272
01:12:51,071 --> 01:12:54,275
You know, I mean
Missy Elliott Super Duper Fly!
1273
01:12:54,408 --> 01:12:55,643
I'm on some Godzilla--
1274
01:12:55,775 --> 01:12:56,877
What the hell?
1275
01:12:57,011 --> 01:12:59,380
Is that a whale tail?
1276
01:12:59,513 --> 01:13:00,514
Aw!
1277
01:13:00,648 --> 01:13:01,815
I got a claw.
1278
01:13:01,949 --> 01:13:04,652
I got a whale body,
a giraffe forehead.
1279
01:13:04,784 --> 01:13:07,288
Look at my feets!
They're made of horses.
1280
01:13:07,421 --> 01:13:10,291
I'm about to have a ball
with this!
1281
01:13:10,424 --> 01:13:12,092
Thank you, turtles!
1282
01:13:12,226 --> 01:13:14,328
Thank you,
you little tortoises.
1283
01:13:14,461 --> 01:13:15,996
New York...
1284
01:13:16,463 --> 01:13:17,965
here I come.
1285
01:13:26,773 --> 01:13:28,943
All right!
Well, we gave it a shot.
1286
01:13:29,076 --> 01:13:31,312
Back to the sewer.
I got pizza tonight
for dinner and--
1287
01:13:31,445 --> 01:13:33,147
Really?
We can't stop that thing.
1288
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:35,416
We couldn't stop him
before he became that thing.
1289
01:13:35,549 --> 01:13:36,850
So we just go home?
1290
01:13:36,984 --> 01:13:38,552
I bet the army
will be here soon.
1291
01:13:38,686 --> 01:13:40,020
According to
every Godzilla movie,
1292
01:13:40,154 --> 01:13:41,689
they'll eventually get here.
1293
01:13:41,822 --> 01:13:45,693
So, you guys
got a good Wi-Fi situation
down there?
1294
01:13:45,826 --> 01:13:47,661
Are you fully able to stream?
1295
01:13:47,794 --> 01:13:48,728
No!
1296
01:13:48,862 --> 01:13:50,431
Oh! Okay, no streaming.
1297
01:13:50,564 --> 01:13:51,899
Not that!
1298
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,335
Boys, I messed up.
1299
01:13:55,102 --> 01:13:57,338
I don't want to be
like Superfly.
1300
01:13:57,471 --> 01:14:01,909
I love you boys.
I want you to be happy.
1301
01:14:02,042 --> 01:14:04,545
Even though
I don't like humans,
1302
01:14:04,678 --> 01:14:06,614
I want them to like you,
1303
01:14:06,746 --> 01:14:09,116
because you want them
to like you.
1304
01:14:09,250 --> 01:14:11,151
So we are gonna
get that monster.
1305
01:14:11,285 --> 01:14:12,686
We're gonna take him down.
1306
01:14:12,820 --> 01:14:13,921
We're gonna film it.
1307
01:14:14,054 --> 01:14:15,689
We are gonna show it
to the world.
1308
01:14:15,823 --> 01:14:18,292
And the world will love you
and accept you!
1309
01:14:18,425 --> 01:14:22,363
And the world will chant,
"Turtles, Turtles, Turtles!"
1310
01:14:22,496 --> 01:14:23,697
Oh, man.
1311
01:14:23,831 --> 01:14:25,866
I am feeling great
after that speech, right?
1312
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,168
It was rousing.
I'm fully roused.
1313
01:14:28,302 --> 01:14:30,237
But a little bit
of a buzzkill here:
1314
01:14:30,371 --> 01:14:32,506
How do we do that?
1315
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:34,842
Hello?
Hey.What am I looking at?
1316
01:14:34,975 --> 01:14:38,012
What happened to
the whole "stop Superfly" thing?
1317
01:14:38,145 --> 01:14:39,747
Are we not doing that,
or what's up?
1318
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:42,049
So much has changed
since we last spoke.
1319
01:14:42,182 --> 01:14:43,284
Yeah, obviously.
1320
01:14:43,417 --> 01:14:44,885
It's a lot
to catch up on, okay?
1321
01:14:45,019 --> 01:14:46,854
But first,
do you maybe know any ways
1322
01:14:46,987 --> 01:14:48,589
we might be able
to stop that thing?
1323
01:14:50,057 --> 01:14:53,827
Well, I actually might
have something.
1324
01:14:53,961 --> 01:14:56,664
Meet me
at the leg of the thing
we're all looking at.
1325
01:14:56,796 --> 01:14:57,631
Right? Cool.
1326
01:15:03,871 --> 01:15:05,873
Let's go!
1327
01:15:18,485 --> 01:15:20,120
We're dangling, baby!
1328
01:15:20,254 --> 01:15:22,656
Yep, this is
not triumphant at all.
1329
01:15:23,957 --> 01:15:25,259
Agh, it hit my lip!
1330
01:15:41,942 --> 01:15:44,611
New York, New York!
1331
01:15:44,745 --> 01:15:46,413
I'm here, baby!
1332
01:15:46,547 --> 01:15:48,582
Y'all thought it was
gonna be Godzilla?
1333
01:15:48,716 --> 01:15:50,217
Nah!
1334
01:15:50,351 --> 01:15:53,987
Okay, let's go.
Eye of the tiger.
You got this, Raph.
1335
01:15:54,121 --> 01:15:55,689
Close one eye.
I heard that helps.
1336
01:15:55,824 --> 01:15:56,757
Shut up.
1337
01:15:58,892 --> 01:16:00,494
Don't screw this up.
1338
01:16:09,036 --> 01:16:10,971
What the hell?
1339
01:16:11,105 --> 01:16:12,873
We did it. We actually did it.
1340
01:16:13,006 --> 01:16:13,941
I think I got it.
1341
01:16:15,776 --> 01:16:17,277
We're good, right?
1342
01:16:20,347 --> 01:16:23,016
That's it? One little horse?
I don't need that horse.
1343
01:16:23,150 --> 01:16:24,985
You're clearly not
shooting him.
1344
01:16:25,119 --> 01:16:27,020
It looks like
y'all want to die now.
1345
01:16:39,032 --> 01:16:40,434
This isn't going good.
1346
01:16:40,567 --> 01:16:42,770
What did the claw say
to the face?
1347
01:16:42,903 --> 01:16:44,271
"Smack!"
1348
01:16:44,839 --> 01:16:46,974
Rocksteady! Buddy!
1349
01:16:48,575 --> 01:16:49,943
Mondo!
1350
01:16:52,346 --> 01:16:55,716
It's okay.
It grows back. See?
1351
01:16:55,850 --> 01:16:59,319
Mikey! Mikey!
1352
01:17:00,187 --> 01:17:01,555
Donnie!
1353
01:17:03,524 --> 01:17:04,458
Thanks, bro.
1354
01:17:04,591 --> 01:17:06,059
Where are the others?
I don't know!
1355
01:17:06,193 --> 01:17:08,462
Where's Dad? Where's April?
1356
01:17:11,598 --> 01:17:13,333
He's gonna run out
of cars eventually.
1357
01:17:15,169 --> 01:17:16,036
Oh, come on!
1358
01:17:17,438 --> 01:17:19,740
You like these rides
right here?
1359
01:17:20,507 --> 01:17:22,042
Oh, the Mercedes E Class,
no!
1360
01:17:22,176 --> 01:17:23,510
That one's a Prius. It's okay.
1361
01:17:23,644 --> 01:17:25,579
A Tesla!
Somebody's mad about that.
1362
01:17:29,818 --> 01:17:31,251
I think we lost him.
1363
01:17:39,894 --> 01:17:42,029
Ouch.
1364
01:17:44,298 --> 01:17:47,000
Hit that from the back.
1365
01:17:49,736 --> 01:17:51,238
You good, guys?
1366
01:17:52,439 --> 01:17:54,775
Monstrous mutantsare rampaging...
Oh, no.
1367
01:17:54,909 --> 01:17:56,076
...through downtown New York.
1368
01:17:56,210 --> 01:17:57,444
The only question is
1369
01:17:57,578 --> 01:17:59,379
do we capture themfor experimentation
1370
01:17:59,513 --> 01:18:01,248
or kill them on sight?Taking calls...
1371
01:18:01,381 --> 01:18:02,917
If you're just joining us,
1372
01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:04,384
mutants are attacking the city.
1373
01:18:04,518 --> 01:18:06,653
A rashof monsters in New York
1374
01:18:06,787 --> 01:18:07,788
is taking over Times Square.
1375
01:18:07,922 --> 01:18:09,156
We don't know what they are,
1376
01:18:09,289 --> 01:18:10,859
but there will bea military response.
1377
01:18:10,991 --> 01:18:13,727
...threatening to takea bite out of the Big Apple.
1378
01:18:13,862 --> 01:18:17,130
Reports indicate widespreaddestruction and chaos.
1379
01:18:17,264 --> 01:18:19,433
One thing I know:I hate mutants!
1380
01:18:19,566 --> 01:18:21,034
Sightings of the turtles
1381
01:18:21,168 --> 01:18:22,703
and the messthey leave in their path
1382
01:18:22,837 --> 01:18:24,004
have been greatly disturbing.
1383
01:18:24,137 --> 01:18:25,706
It's them!
1384
01:18:28,475 --> 01:18:31,512
I don't think
this is gonna go down
how we wanted it to.
1385
01:18:31,645 --> 01:18:33,580
They... hate us.
1386
01:18:33,714 --> 01:18:37,317
They think we're villains.
No. Worse.
1387
01:18:38,452 --> 01:18:40,187
They think we're monsters.
1388
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:42,723
We're never gonna be normal.
1389
01:18:42,857 --> 01:18:44,258
Look, guys,
1390
01:18:44,725 --> 01:18:45,960
April was right.
1391
01:18:46,093 --> 01:18:48,195
We were doing this
for the wrong reasons.
1392
01:18:48,328 --> 01:18:49,998
I know we only wanted
to be heroes
1393
01:18:50,130 --> 01:18:51,665
to be accepted.
1394
01:18:51,798 --> 01:18:54,936
But even though it looks like
we'll never be accepted,
1395
01:18:55,068 --> 01:18:57,070
I still think
we should try to be heroes.
1396
01:18:57,204 --> 01:18:58,272
But how?
1397
01:18:58,405 --> 01:18:59,773
Every plan we've had
has failed.
1398
01:18:59,908 --> 01:19:02,576
Plan? You're complaining
we don't have a plan?
1399
01:19:02,709 --> 01:19:05,947
Mikey, what do you do
better than anyone,
even Mark Ruffalo?
1400
01:19:06,079 --> 01:19:07,314
Improvise.
1401
01:19:07,447 --> 01:19:08,615
It's impossible.
1402
01:19:08,749 --> 01:19:10,584
Says the guy
who has read more comics
1403
01:19:10,717 --> 01:19:13,320
where people are
fighting giant monsters
than anyone on Earth!
1404
01:19:13,453 --> 01:19:15,722
I have, but--
You must be able
to think of a way
1405
01:19:15,857 --> 01:19:17,324
to stop something like that.
1406
01:19:19,961 --> 01:19:22,195
Of course! Attack on Titan!
1407
01:19:22,329 --> 01:19:25,299
Giant monsters attack,
and they have one weakness--
1408
01:19:25,432 --> 01:19:26,667
on the backs of their necks.
1409
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:30,370
Yes, and the blowhole
is exactly that.
1410
01:19:31,138 --> 01:19:32,539
That's it.
1411
01:19:32,673 --> 01:19:34,809
If we can get this thing
into that thing's blowhole,
1412
01:19:34,943 --> 01:19:36,376
it'll go into its bloodstream.
1413
01:19:36,510 --> 01:19:37,711
I bet it'll demutanize it.
1414
01:19:37,845 --> 01:19:40,514
There you go!
Demutanize the big monster!
1415
01:19:40,647 --> 01:19:42,082
And, Raph,
1416
01:19:42,215 --> 01:19:43,650
it's time to go loud.
Loud?
1417
01:19:43,784 --> 01:19:45,954
Real loud.
As loud as you've ever gone.
1418
01:19:46,086 --> 01:19:47,788
Use that rage of yours
to help us.
1419
01:19:47,922 --> 01:19:49,323
Okay, I will!
1420
01:19:52,459 --> 01:19:55,529
We got to get you
into therapy.
1421
01:19:58,265 --> 01:19:59,934
You know, just then,
1422
01:20:00,068 --> 01:20:01,735
for the first time
in your life,
1423
01:20:01,869 --> 01:20:03,136
you didn't sound lame.
1424
01:20:03,270 --> 01:20:05,073
You actually sounded
like a leader.
I do?
1425
01:20:05,205 --> 01:20:06,941
Oh, I do! I sound
like such a leader!
1426
01:20:07,075 --> 01:20:09,209
Holy crap,
that's so dope!
And you ruined it.
1427
01:20:09,343 --> 01:20:11,178
Let's do this!
1428
01:20:18,285 --> 01:20:20,822
Dear Lord, this helmet
was a good investment.
1429
01:20:25,192 --> 01:20:27,095
Not on my watch.
1430
01:20:28,395 --> 01:20:30,697
Okay, not great.
Not great at all.
1431
01:20:30,832 --> 01:20:31,798
Very bad.
1432
01:20:31,933 --> 01:20:33,034
If you're just joining us,
1433
01:20:33,166 --> 01:20:34,301
an army of mutants
1434
01:20:34,434 --> 01:20:36,670
that appears to be led
by four turtle men
1435
01:20:36,803 --> 01:20:39,807
is attacking the city
with a giant whale monster.
1436
01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:43,777
Keep rolling!
I got the real story!
1437
01:20:43,911 --> 01:20:46,413
April O'Neil here, and--
1438
01:20:55,722 --> 01:20:57,224
April O'Neil here,
reporting live
1439
01:20:57,357 --> 01:20:59,292
with new
and confirmed information.
1440
01:20:59,426 --> 01:21:01,194
A fly monster is
attacking the city,
1441
01:21:01,328 --> 01:21:02,596
but the turtle teens,
1442
01:21:02,729 --> 01:21:05,133
along with the rat, warthog,
stingray, crocodile,
1443
01:21:05,265 --> 01:21:07,135
bat, frog, lizard
and cockroach lady
1444
01:21:07,267 --> 01:21:09,904
are in fact fighting
against the monster
1445
01:21:10,038 --> 01:21:11,973
in an attempt to save New York.
1446
01:21:12,106 --> 01:21:13,340
The giant monster is bad,
1447
01:21:13,473 --> 01:21:15,676
but the mutants you see here
are in fact good!
1448
01:21:18,278 --> 01:21:20,414
Sorry. I really thought
I got past that.
1449
01:21:20,547 --> 01:21:21,949
That's a thing from my past.
1450
01:21:22,083 --> 01:21:23,784
Anyway, as I was saying...
1451
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:28,856
Whoa!
1452
01:21:43,570 --> 01:21:46,974
Whoa, Dad, you speak
the same language as Scumbug?
1453
01:21:47,108 --> 01:21:49,242
We actually have
a lot in common.
1454
01:21:49,376 --> 01:21:51,045
I'm really attracted to her.
1455
01:21:51,179 --> 01:21:52,279
Oh, that's gross.
1456
01:21:52,412 --> 01:21:53,915
Donnie, you should
not be driving.
1457
01:21:54,048 --> 01:21:57,617
Sorry, Dad.
But since you are,
go there!
1458
01:22:09,997 --> 01:22:12,299
I'm the king of New York!
1459
01:22:12,432 --> 01:22:14,501
- Whoo-hoo!
- That slide!
1460
01:22:21,541 --> 01:22:26,480
Cowabunga!
1461
01:22:30,852 --> 01:22:31,919
Gotcha.
1462
01:22:47,835 --> 01:22:48,870
Dad!
1463
01:22:49,003 --> 01:22:51,772
That's it!
You are done. It's over.
1464
01:22:51,906 --> 01:22:53,673
You ain't never
gonna stop me.
1465
01:22:53,808 --> 01:22:59,147
And humans
are never gonna like you
because humans suck!
1466
01:22:59,279 --> 01:23:00,580
These shells are hard.
1467
01:23:00,714 --> 01:23:03,084
I'ma snap you
like a pistachio.
1468
01:23:04,284 --> 01:23:07,121
This sucks!
I know I said your faces
were the last things
1469
01:23:07,255 --> 01:23:09,257
I wanted to see before I die,
1470
01:23:09,389 --> 01:23:11,491
but now that
we're actually about to die,
1471
01:23:11,625 --> 01:23:13,393
there's nothing
I'd rather be looking at.
1472
01:23:13,527 --> 01:23:14,694
That was so heartfelt.
1473
01:23:14,829 --> 01:23:16,396
I'm crying.
Love you, bro.
1474
01:23:25,438 --> 01:23:27,307
Boys, no.
1475
01:23:38,152 --> 01:23:39,887
Damn, these shells are hard!
1476
01:23:43,925 --> 01:23:44,992
Oh, no. No.
1477
01:23:51,899 --> 01:23:53,533
Hey, are you okay?
1478
01:23:54,101 --> 01:23:55,535
Do you need help?
1479
01:23:55,669 --> 01:23:56,603
It's him!
1480
01:23:56,736 --> 01:23:57,939
He's with the turtles!
1481
01:23:58,072 --> 01:24:00,740
Those turtlesare not the bad guys.
1482
01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:02,409
They're actually teenagers
1483
01:24:02,542 --> 01:24:06,346
and fighting againstthe giant monster.
1484
01:24:06,479 --> 01:24:07,480
I have the whole story.
1485
01:24:07,614 --> 01:24:09,649
Uh, sir, you need help?
1486
01:24:10,251 --> 01:24:12,686
Yes. Yeah.
1487
01:24:12,820 --> 01:24:15,422
We'll go to the hospital
or a veterinarian.
No, no.
1488
01:24:15,555 --> 01:24:17,791
I must get this to my boys.
1489
01:24:20,194 --> 01:24:21,428
I got this.
1490
01:24:24,564 --> 01:24:26,267
Hey, the humans!
They're helping us!
1491
01:24:26,399 --> 01:24:28,135
Really?
Yes!
1492
01:24:28,269 --> 01:24:29,703
Oh, no, they ain't!
1493
01:24:35,209 --> 01:24:36,443
Hop on! Let's go!
1494
01:24:38,846 --> 01:24:42,515
Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!
1495
01:24:42,649 --> 01:24:44,484
Hey! I'm a cabbie
from the Bronx!
1496
01:24:44,618 --> 01:24:45,585
How 'bout that?
1497
01:24:45,719 --> 01:24:47,520
Get that to the monster!
1498
01:24:52,126 --> 01:24:53,361
What the hell?
1499
01:24:53,493 --> 01:24:55,562
Look, I'm being helpful!
1500
01:24:55,695 --> 01:24:58,431
Wow, I'm strong.
1501
01:24:59,499 --> 01:25:00,600
Gotcha!
1502
01:25:00,734 --> 01:25:02,402
Someone take this bag, please!
1503
01:25:02,535 --> 01:25:04,671
Hey, human.
Got it from here, bro.
1504
01:25:04,804 --> 01:25:07,674
I'll mess you up right here
and right now.
1505
01:25:09,076 --> 01:25:10,744
Whoa! Missed me. Whoa.
1506
01:25:12,412 --> 01:25:13,915
Don't worry, I got you.
1507
01:25:16,984 --> 01:25:19,854
Hey, Mondo,
you slippery lizard!
1508
01:25:21,655 --> 01:25:23,790
♪ Yay, Fillet! ♪
I got it!
1509
01:25:24,691 --> 01:25:25,993
I heard you need this.
1510
01:25:26,127 --> 01:25:27,161
Come on!
1511
01:25:32,166 --> 01:25:34,467
Ow, man! Dang! Stop!
1512
01:25:37,704 --> 01:25:39,106
What the hell?
1513
01:25:41,775 --> 01:25:43,510
Damn!
1514
01:25:45,645 --> 01:25:47,048
Throw it over!
1515
01:25:48,448 --> 01:25:49,884
Got it!
1516
01:25:50,017 --> 01:25:51,886
Whoo-hoo!
1517
01:25:54,454 --> 01:25:55,856
Mikey, catch!
1518
01:25:57,058 --> 01:25:59,026
Whoa! Whoo!
1519
01:26:02,063 --> 01:26:04,065
Comin' in hot!
1520
01:26:06,599 --> 01:26:08,970
Y'all done screwed up now!
1521
01:26:11,973 --> 01:26:13,107
Raph!
1522
01:26:14,708 --> 01:26:16,143
Leo!
Got it!
1523
01:26:26,988 --> 01:26:28,089
Damn!
1524
01:26:28,222 --> 01:26:30,724
You think
this is the end of me?
You know what?
1525
01:26:44,038 --> 01:26:45,072
Huh?
1526
01:27:02,957 --> 01:27:04,258
Turtles! Turtles!
1527
01:27:04,392 --> 01:27:06,127
What the...
What is this?
1528
01:27:06,260 --> 01:27:07,261
It's happening!
1529
01:27:07,395 --> 01:27:08,561
It's actually happening!
1530
01:27:08,695 --> 01:27:10,797
Hey, them turtles
are all right.
1531
01:27:10,931 --> 01:27:12,500
Sign my baby!
1532
01:27:12,632 --> 01:27:13,901
Again, we're reporting live
1533
01:27:14,035 --> 01:27:16,070
with footage ofthe mutant hero turtles
1534
01:27:16,203 --> 01:27:18,472
who saved New York
in a story broken by Av--
1535
01:27:18,605 --> 01:27:19,706
Wait, what's your name?
1536
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:20,908
April O'Neil.
1537
01:27:21,042 --> 01:27:23,310
That's April
O-apostrophe-Neil.
1538
01:27:23,444 --> 01:27:24,611
Not "Puke Girl."
1539
01:27:24,744 --> 01:27:26,746
If you ever call me
"Puke Girl," bite me.
1540
01:27:26,881 --> 01:27:29,316
'Cause I did it! Yeah! Whoo!
1541
01:27:34,188 --> 01:27:37,657
You know, it's hard to meet
other mutants my age.
1542
01:27:42,463 --> 01:27:48,302
♪ Ray Fillet ♪
1543
01:27:49,170 --> 01:27:51,571
Can't wait to
add that to my footy.
1544
01:27:53,773 --> 01:27:55,810
The entire
Akira original set?
1545
01:27:55,943 --> 01:27:57,478
Don't mind if I do.
1546
01:27:57,610 --> 01:27:58,846
The couch should go here.
1547
01:27:58,979 --> 01:28:00,381
I pictured the couch
against the wall.
1548
01:28:00,514 --> 01:28:02,883
That's so basic!
That's not basic!
1549
01:28:03,017 --> 01:28:05,986
Ay, mateys, Blooming Onion
coming right up.
1550
01:28:06,653 --> 01:28:08,956
That is outstanding.
1551
01:28:09,090 --> 01:28:12,093
I cannot believe it.
Your first day of school!
1552
01:28:12,226 --> 01:28:15,029
Just remember,
you can call anytime you want.
1553
01:28:15,162 --> 01:28:15,996
If you get scared,
1554
01:28:16,130 --> 01:28:17,764
there are sewers
all over the city.
1555
01:28:17,898 --> 01:28:19,166
Just hop in a sewer!
1556
01:28:19,300 --> 01:28:20,534
You can come home anytime.
1557
01:28:20,667 --> 01:28:22,570
If anyone messes with you,
call me.
1558
01:28:22,702 --> 01:28:24,338
I will kick their butt.
1559
01:28:26,006 --> 01:28:27,875
And she will eat what's left.
1560
01:28:28,008 --> 01:28:29,276
We'll be fine, Dad.
1561
01:28:29,410 --> 01:28:31,445
Yeah, don't worry.
We're ready for this.
1562
01:28:31,579 --> 01:28:32,745
We've been ready.
1563
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:34,949
Trust us. You've
prepared us for this.
1564
01:28:35,082 --> 01:28:38,319
All right.
I'm proud of you boys.
1565
01:28:38,452 --> 01:28:39,420
I love you.
1566
01:28:39,553 --> 01:28:40,454
We love you.
1567
01:28:40,588 --> 01:28:41,856
Love you too.
1568
01:28:41,989 --> 01:28:43,858
And I love you too,
sweetie.
1569
01:28:43,991 --> 01:28:46,060
Dad, really!
That's gross!
1570
01:28:47,428 --> 01:28:50,730
Now go show them humans
how cool you are.
1571
01:29:22,963 --> 01:29:25,732
Do I what? No, no.
That's tortoises.
1572
01:29:26,367 --> 01:29:27,468
Guys!
Hey, April!
1573
01:29:27,601 --> 01:29:29,170
Hey.
I'm so happy you made it.
1574
01:29:29,303 --> 01:29:32,039
Let me show you around.
Oh, okay.
1575
01:29:32,173 --> 01:29:33,240
Yo, wait up.
1576
01:31:56,784 --> 01:31:58,018
Hey, hello!
1577
01:31:58,152 --> 01:32:01,822
It's Donnie,
and I have found my people.
1578
01:32:06,093 --> 01:32:07,695
Fold him in half!
1579
01:32:07,828 --> 01:32:08,929
G'day, mate.
1580
01:32:09,063 --> 01:32:10,998
Welcome to
my Australian shoe store.
1581
01:32:11,131 --> 01:32:13,067
Uh, do you have any Nikes?
1582
01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:16,503
No, but I do have
the Australian version.
1583
01:32:16,637 --> 01:32:17,571
Crikeys!
1584
01:32:17,705 --> 01:32:19,006
April O'Neil here,
1585
01:32:19,139 --> 01:32:21,742
working on the next big story
for "April Tonight."
1586
01:32:21,875 --> 01:32:24,044
Leo, how many times--
Landscape!
1587
01:32:24,178 --> 01:32:26,180
Oh, yep, sorry. My bad.
1588
01:32:26,313 --> 01:32:27,514
Who is TCRI,
1589
01:32:27,648 --> 01:32:30,217
the shady
black-ops organization
behind the mutants?
1590
01:32:30,351 --> 01:32:33,587
Their offices abandoned
after the mutant attack!
1591
01:32:33,721 --> 01:32:35,122
Gone without a trace.
1592
01:32:35,255 --> 01:32:37,558
But we will find them.
1593
01:32:37,691 --> 01:32:40,494
Yeah, that's real.
Yeah, we will.
1594
01:32:41,929 --> 01:32:45,265
Uh, hey, April,
now that prom is back on,
1595
01:32:45,399 --> 01:32:49,570
do you-- I mean, do you
maybe want to, well...
1596
01:32:49,703 --> 01:32:50,971
I'd love to, Leo.
1597
01:32:51,105 --> 01:32:52,906
You looked like
you were gonna puke there.
1598
01:32:54,108 --> 01:32:55,676
I almost did.
1599
01:32:55,810 --> 01:32:57,846
So the way I do it is,
I go...
1600
01:33:01,850 --> 01:33:03,517
This is as friends,
right?
What?
1601
01:33:16,497 --> 01:33:17,664
Well...
1602
01:33:17,798 --> 01:33:20,300
...it appears as though
finding these creatures
1603
01:33:20,434 --> 01:33:22,770
will be easier than I thought.
1604
01:33:22,903 --> 01:33:25,606
Capturing them,
on the other hand,
1605
01:33:25,739 --> 01:33:27,708
might prove difficult.
1606
01:33:27,842 --> 01:33:29,743
There is one option.
1607
01:33:29,878 --> 01:33:31,912
Yes. I know.
1608
01:33:32,045 --> 01:33:34,515
Bring me...
1609
01:33:36,583 --> 01:33:38,218
the Shredder.
1609
01:33:39,305 --> 01:34:39,386
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