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♪ ("ON THE GROUND" BY GRACE IVES
PLAYS) ♪
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GOSSIP GIRL: Good morning,
Upper East Siders.
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Gossip Girl here.
Your one and only source
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into the scandalous lives
of Manhattan's elite.
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Pardon the throwback,
but I'm feeling nostalgic today.
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- Hello.
- AUDREY HOPE: Hey.
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- My literal lord and savior.
- Every launch needs fuel, right?
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GOSSIP GIRL: On that note,
there's nothing quite like
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having someone
who knows you better
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- than you know yourself.
- KIKI HOPE: Hi!
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This latest round of adrenaline,
courtesy of Julien.
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- KIKI HOPE: Oh, thank you.
- ELEANOR WALDORF-ROSE: Oh, thank you.
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These are beautiful.
I would literally wear
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- every single piece here.
- A sign these will get you buzz.
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Maybe just ask me
this time around?
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Yes. (CHUCKLES)
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Won't happen again.
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God, I know
I should be terrified,
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but for the first time
in my life,
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I don't have an ounce of nerves.
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Because you've done the work,
and tomorrow
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at the spring luncheon,
everyone will know it.
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Thank you. Thank you all.
Hey, breakfast on me.
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It's the least I can do.
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I'd love to,
but Audrey already...
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Claimed her for, uh, book club.
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Uh, if only you had read
Yanagihara, you know?
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Um, I'll let you two geniuses,
uh, get to it?
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GOSSIP GIRL:
Someone who knows the old you,
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the new you,
and everyone in between.
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You didn't tell her?
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The last thing my mom needs to
be thinking about right now
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is my father
and his mistress/girlfriend.
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They're only in town
for a few days,
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and then they're going to Paris,
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so when they're gone
and this event is over,
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then I'll tell her.
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You're still down
to come, right?
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I really need a hand to crush
whenever Jessica speaks.
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Of course, babe.
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GOSSIP GIRL: But what about
the poor souls
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sans a tried and true?
A ride or die?
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Especially those of you
who show up for yours,
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when they don't bother
showing up at all?
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For those,
I have a little advice.
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- No matter how close you feel to someone...
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
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...how much trust you may have,
how much you feel connected,
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in the end it doesn't matter.
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Throwback?
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Morning, sleepyhead.
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I, uh, saw you posted
to Gossip Girl without me.
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- Thought we had a deal.
- You need to speak up, sweetie.
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I'm outside of a Barry's
where someone spiked
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their alkaline water
with bacteria from the dark web.
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You didn't. Why?
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We promised to fuck shit up,
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so I posted on GG to light
a fire under your ass.
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Gossip Girl really works better
when it's just the one voice.
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Boring, it needs more drama,
blood, pizzazz.
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We're gonna restore her
to her glory days.
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But... but people don't want
the old Gossip Girl.
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They're fine
with the new Gossip Girl.
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GEORGINA SPARKS: You know
what else they're fine with?
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Fennel. Amazon. Democracy.
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You have 24 hours
to turn up the heat
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or else I'm taking
control permanently.
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How am I supposed to do that?
I only report drama,
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I don't create it.
I am not playing God.
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You don't play God, you are God.
Jesus fucking Christ.
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And I can say that because
He and I are good now.
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What you need is a rivalry.
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I tried that. It didn't work.
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It only brought
Zoya and Julien closer.
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Oh, stop going for the heart.
Go for the jugular.
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You find that rivalry, or else.
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Tick, tock.
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GOSSIP GIRL: After all,
the road to hell
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is paved
with the best intentions.
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My intentions, to be exact.
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♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Ew. Who gave you my address?
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- Uh, the Constance contact list.
- My parents redacted that.
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Town & Country did
a whole feature.
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It wasn't hard to deduce
through Google Maps from there.
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What exactly is it
that you want?
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I know that we haven't always
gotten along.
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We've never gotten along.
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But I wanted to say thank you
for, um, for helping me.
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I helped you? No, no.
That doesn't ring any bells.
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I made scones.
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They're lemon-lavender,
which I know you like.
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I did my homework.
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You brought me food?
No one died, Zoya.
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I was just trying to be nice.
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Okay. I'm gonna be late
for school. (SMACKS LIPS)
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So you can leave those anywhere
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and they'll be decorative,
I guess.
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(TO POODLES) Come on, let's go.
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Hello?
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Oh, Mrs. de Haan. I'm so sorry.
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Monet just asked to put these
down somewhere. Um, I, I...
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Zoya, we're quite fond
of your father.
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It seems you've inherited
his aptitude for kindness.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Might I guess my daughter
doesn't appreciate this quality?
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Um...
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- Uh, may I?
- Yeah.
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Thank you, Zoya. This will go
very well with my coffee.
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- Have a wonderful day.
- You as well.
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Well, Jessica's dying to visit
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la Fondation
d'entreprise Louis-Vuitton,
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which if you ask me is, uh,
juste pour les touristes.
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- (LAUGHS)
- Ne sois pas si basique.
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Will also got us reservations
at L'Ami Louis
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and La Rigamarole.
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Plus, a private tour
of the Luxembourg Gardens.
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Sounds like a great trip.
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Well, maybe both of you
can come with us next time.
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Ah, excuse me, the three of you.
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- (LAUGHS)
- (JESSICA BRADLEY CHUCKLES)
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I'm still getting used to it.
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- Us too.
- JESSICA: Three! (LAUGHS)
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- MAX WOLFE: Right. (CHUCKLES)
- (FORCED LAUGH) Three.
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Jules! God, I...
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I know this must have been
a rough few months for you, huh?
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I mean, that was
some pretty crazy shit
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that went down with your dad,
right? (LAUGHS)
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He called me, you know?
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We had a long, long talk. Yeah.
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I mean, he told me none
of it was true, of course.
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♪ ("HOLD ME CLOSER" BY ELTON
JOHN AND BRITNEY SPEARS PLAYING) ♪
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I'm... I'm just glad
to see you're okay.
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Thank you. Well, I couldn't have
gotten through it
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without Audrey.
And her wonderful mother.
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So, you, uh, you're living
with your half sister
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on the Upper West?
Can't imagine you like it there.
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(CHUCKLES) I mean,
that's not your scene.
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Oh, I don't know.
A stable home with a dad
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who loves his daughter
enough to stick around.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Uh, it's nice
to see you again, Ak-eye.
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I heard your mother
got the latest strain.
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- Is she doing better?
- Aki's mom is doing great.
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Personally, I think
Ak-eye is a great nickname.
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Don't you, Will?
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What is with the Sydney Sweeney
White Lotus impersonation?
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I thought I was here to support
you, not your dad. He's a dick.
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(SHUSHES) I think that
you're projecting right now.
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Um, the one who cheated
on your mom with her assistant?
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That guy, right there.
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And they've been together
for a year now,
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so maybe it's real love.
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I am trying to make an effort.
Please.
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You're letting him off the hook.
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No, I'm not.
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I have to use the restroom.
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Sorry. She's going
through a lot right now.
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It's okay. I was just telling,
uh, one of your boyfriends,
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it must feel weird being here
with me in this new context.
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- Babe, you don't have to.
- No, it's okay. I want to.
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It's uncomfortable
for all of us,
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but I appreciate
your generosity.
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And I know it's hard
to hear, but...
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I miss your mom.
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And maybe... maybe
we can't be friends,
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but I just... I hope she knows
that nothing happened
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until after the separation.
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Just a close friendship
that become more...
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It's okay. It's in the past.
Don't worry.
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Okay. Okay. Mm. Well,
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now we can see if this L'Oreal
really is waterproof.
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(CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES)
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- Excuse me.
- (WILL GRUNTS, CLEARS THROAT)
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So, uh, Will,
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what else are you getting into
while you're in town?
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If you're a fan of theater,
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you know, it has its privileges
to know a Wolfe.
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Name any show
and the best seats are yours.
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Oh, I'd never take
advantage of that.
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I mean, that should be
for people who can't afford it,
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not people who can, right?
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(LAUGHS WEAKLY)
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Don't take it personally.
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It took him a while
to warm up to me.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm not you. I'm me.
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Before she gets back,
I have to tell you something.
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Oh, I thought things were going
good between you two.
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Oh, very.
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I'm gonna propose. Tonight.
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- Congratulations.
- Oh. Uh, wow.
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Well, I didn't wanna hide it
from you.
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I'm trying to do
things differently this time.
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Yeah, no, it's... it's great.
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I... I'm so happy for you two,
it's just...
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Do you think
you could wait a few days?
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Mom is debuting some of her
new pieces at this big event
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at the Ukrainian Institute
tomorrow and I just...
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I really... I would hate
for anything to derail her.
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Well, uh...
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Jessica's always dreamt
of a Central Park proposal,
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but I suppose, uh,
Paris is a level up.
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Thank you.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah,
this is wonderful news.
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Should we order
some champagne? Hmm?
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It's not even 8:00 a.m.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(TOILET FLUSHING)
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Remember when I would take
you and Audrey
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skating on the weekends?
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Will and Katherine
would be working late
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and you felt bad
that Audrey was alone.
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Even as a kid, you were always
looking out for her.
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She's my best friend.
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It... it's more than that.
You stand up for what's right.
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Like with the whole
"Stop the Story" thing.
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Sorry. Ugh. (SNIFFLES)
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I promised I wouldn't fangirl,
but I watch it religiously.
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Thank you. I appreciate that.
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I know this might be crazy,
but what if you had me on?
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The way things went down
has bothered me for so long.
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I never wanted to hurt Katherine
or cause Audrey pain.
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I... I would love the opportunity
to come clean
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about the role I played
in it all.
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Admit my wrongdoing.
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Show how much I still care
about both of them.
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Maybe heal some wounds.
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I don't know, Jessica.
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I would love to see that,
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but there's just too many
toes to step on here.
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Totally. You're right.
Forget I even brought it up.
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It's great seeing you again.
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Have you talked to him?
Do you know if he's okay?
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I'm officially resigning
as relationship intermediary.
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I'm 0 for 2. First, McKay
and Ferrell, now you two.
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You could call him.
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I can't lock out Georgina.
She'll just hack her way back in
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and who knows what
she'd post in retaliation?
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00:10:49,893 --> 00:10:52,645
I mean, how do you beat someone
who's practically invincible?
238
00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:56,983
Give her what she wants.
Georgina's a pit bull.
239
00:10:57,067 --> 00:10:59,652
The more you struggle,
the tighter her jaws grip.
240
00:11:00,987 --> 00:11:02,131
If you wanna get
rid of her, go limp.
241
00:11:02,155 --> 00:11:05,241
She'll get bored and find
something else to latch on to.
242
00:11:05,325 --> 00:11:06,925
So, what, I just go back
to posting lies?
243
00:11:06,951 --> 00:11:08,661
That didn't work the first time.
244
00:11:08,745 --> 00:11:09,537
Give her that rivalry she wants
245
00:11:09,621 --> 00:11:12,207
until she doesn't want it
anymore.
246
00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:14,793
But Julien's changed,
thanks to me.
247
00:11:14,876 --> 00:11:16,669
She isn't fighting
with anyone anymore.
248
00:11:16,753 --> 00:11:17,462
I don't understand
the point of you coming
249
00:11:17,545 --> 00:11:18,865
if you're not gonna
be supportive.
250
00:11:18,922 --> 00:11:21,966
This was breakfast with my dad
who had big news to share.
251
00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:24,636
The divorce was finalized what,
four months ago?
252
00:11:24,719 --> 00:11:25,595
Don't you think it's fast?
253
00:11:25,678 --> 00:11:26,906
Not to mention
disrespectful to Kiki?
254
00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:30,225
If they love each other so much,
why don't they just wait?
255
00:11:30,308 --> 00:11:31,702
I don't know, Julien, but I am
so overwhelmed right now.
256
00:11:31,726 --> 00:11:34,479
There is so much resting
on tomorrow for my mom
257
00:11:34,562 --> 00:11:36,356
and I need to focus on that.
258
00:11:36,439 --> 00:11:39,317
My dad said he would delay.
I trust him, okay?
259
00:11:39,401 --> 00:11:41,111
He would never hurt me.
260
00:11:41,194 --> 00:11:43,029
I... I need to be done
with this conversation.
261
00:11:44,322 --> 00:11:45,922
WENDY FINEMAN-WALSH:
Julien not fighting?
262
00:11:46,699 --> 00:11:48,868
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
263
00:11:49,619 --> 00:11:51,913
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- No.
264
00:11:51,996 --> 00:11:53,432
Right in front of you
the whole time,
265
00:11:53,456 --> 00:11:54,666
simmering for seasons,
266
00:11:54,749 --> 00:11:56,751
waiting for someone
to stir the pot.
267
00:11:56,835 --> 00:11:58,420
I can't do that to them.
268
00:11:58,503 --> 00:12:03,383
Well, it's them
or, in 22 hours, you.
269
00:12:08,763 --> 00:12:12,392
- On a scale of one to ten...
- Less than zero.
270
00:12:12,475 --> 00:12:15,145
Yeah. I mean, he liked me
fine as her friend,
271
00:12:15,228 --> 00:12:17,897
but as her boyfriend?
He, uh, he loathed me.
272
00:12:17,981 --> 00:12:22,235
I mean, I may as well have been
a line cook or a busboy or a...
273
00:12:22,318 --> 00:12:25,238
Entitled brat if you expected
to be immediately accepted
274
00:12:25,321 --> 00:12:27,490
as the man debauching
the apple of his eye?
275
00:12:27,574 --> 00:12:29,409
Yeah, but I am in her life now.
276
00:12:29,492 --> 00:12:31,744
Okay? She loves him.
She's into me.
277
00:12:31,828 --> 00:12:33,428
How do I make this
a transitive property?
278
00:12:34,414 --> 00:12:36,166
Stop caring.
279
00:12:36,249 --> 00:12:39,085
This is my first relationship.
It wasn't easy getting here,
280
00:12:39,169 --> 00:12:41,337
and there is no way
that I'm taking a backseat now.
281
00:12:42,088 --> 00:12:43,288
Can you at least give it time?
282
00:12:44,174 --> 00:12:45,884
He leaves for Paris
tomorrow night,
283
00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:46,967
which gives me one day
284
00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:49,262
to show him how right
I am for his daughter.
285
00:12:49,345 --> 00:12:50,930
And fucking charming.
Thanks, Luna.
286
00:12:55,268 --> 00:12:56,519
Zoya. There you are.
287
00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:59,814
Ms. de Haan? I was told the, uh,
head teacher wanted to see me.
288
00:12:59,898 --> 00:13:04,110
Uh, she and I spoke
and have come to an arrangement.
289
00:13:04,194 --> 00:13:08,656
I have a proposal for you,
one you should not pass up.
290
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:11,534
GOSSIP GIRL: Spotted.
Constance's elite
291
00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:14,370
finally making some moves
of their own.
292
00:13:14,454 --> 00:13:16,307
- ♪ (RAPID MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- GOSSIP GIRL: Moves to align.
293
00:13:16,331 --> 00:13:18,166
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
294
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,878
- How'd you get in?
- Lewis owed me a favor.
295
00:13:21,961 --> 00:13:25,298
I heard you were in town,
and I need your help.
296
00:13:29,511 --> 00:13:30,678
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
297
00:13:34,891 --> 00:13:37,936
{\an8}GOSSIP GIRL:
To hold others accountable.
298
00:13:38,019 --> 00:13:39,854
Seriously? I was cold
to your dad,
299
00:13:39,938 --> 00:13:41,290
so you lie to Gossip Girl
about me?
300
00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:44,359
You knew about my dad's affair
months before I did?
301
00:13:45,401 --> 00:13:46,736
(SCOFFS) GG's messing with us,
302
00:13:46,819 --> 00:13:48,738
- or someone is.
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
303
00:13:48,821 --> 00:13:52,242
Really? Because "someone"
just leaked an email you sent
304
00:13:52,325 --> 00:13:53,826
to your dad two years ago,
305
00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:56,371
asking whether
or not you should tell me.
306
00:13:56,454 --> 00:13:58,081
GOSSIP GIRL:
And my personal favorite,
307
00:13:58,164 --> 00:13:59,082
moves to the front line,
308
00:13:59,165 --> 00:14:02,794
where I'll be posting up
a storm just for you.
309
00:14:02,877 --> 00:14:05,088
- That didn't happen.
- But you did know about them
310
00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:07,590
before I did, because you saw
them at Balthazar together,
311
00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:08,925
didn't you? Right?
312
00:14:10,009 --> 00:14:11,803
I did, but I never thought...
313
00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:13,346
- Oh, my God.
- Audrey.
314
00:14:14,514 --> 00:14:16,933
GOSSIP GIRL: The best part
of a duel is knowing
315
00:14:17,016 --> 00:14:19,936
only one person survives it.
316
00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:22,438
- Let the game begin.
- (KATE KELLER EXHALES)
317
00:14:23,022 --> 00:14:23,856
Love what you've done.
318
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,192
I know you always
wanted your own place.
319
00:14:26,276 --> 00:14:27,777
What do you want?
320
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:31,281
This isn't me being Noble O,
Heidi. It's not, okay?
321
00:14:31,364 --> 00:14:33,950
Closing down shelters,
cheating on taxes,
322
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:35,451
that's one thing, okay?
But this?
323
00:14:35,535 --> 00:14:37,335
Do you really expect me to turn
on Mom and Dad
324
00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,789
over a little corporate greed?
We were raised on this shit.
325
00:14:39,872 --> 00:14:41,332
It was practically
our baby food.
326
00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:43,960
Mom did more than use her power
to... to work a system.
327
00:14:44,043 --> 00:14:45,962
Daniela killed herself
because of the situation
328
00:14:46,045 --> 00:14:50,717
that Mom put her in,
and who knows what's next?
329
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,570
I'm not only here because
you're my sister, all right?
330
00:14:52,594 --> 00:14:54,178
You are also a good person.
331
00:14:55,513 --> 00:14:57,849
And this is different,
and I know that you know that.
332
00:15:00,977 --> 00:15:02,729
Let's say I did agree
333
00:15:02,812 --> 00:15:05,815
that maybe she went
too far this time.
334
00:15:05,898 --> 00:15:07,483
What could I possibly do
about it?
335
00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:08,877
Prove that
it wasn't Daniela's idea
336
00:15:08,901 --> 00:15:10,504
to bribe the engineer, okay?
It was Mom's.
337
00:15:10,528 --> 00:15:12,288
- She could go to jail!
- Yeah, but, Heidi...
338
00:15:12,697 --> 00:15:15,116
she's a billionaire, okay?
339
00:15:15,199 --> 00:15:18,745
She gets arrested
and her money gets her off.
340
00:15:18,828 --> 00:15:21,164
It's that simple. But at least
then she's under scrutiny
341
00:15:21,247 --> 00:15:22,624
and maybe she changes her ways.
342
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:24,500
I'm sorry.
343
00:15:25,668 --> 00:15:26,794
I can't.
344
00:15:26,878 --> 00:15:29,047
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
345
00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:31,130
You know, I really thought
that you were different.
346
00:15:32,592 --> 00:15:33,592
(SCOFFS)
347
00:15:39,098 --> 00:15:40,224
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
348
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,393
She bought
the engineer's silence
349
00:15:42,477 --> 00:15:44,837
through the Navy Yard project.
That's how she hid the money.
350
00:15:45,104 --> 00:15:46,104
Can you prove that?
351
00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:51,027
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
352
00:15:56,032 --> 00:15:58,076
- Welcome back, Mrs. de Haan.
- Thank you, Chef Noz.
353
00:15:59,327 --> 00:16:00,327
- Enjoy.
- Please.
354
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:05,291
ZOYA LOTT:
Um, so, Mrs. de Haan,
355
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,418
why did you pull me
out of school
356
00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:09,545
to bring me to lunch? (CHUCKLES)
357
00:16:09,629 --> 00:16:12,048
PEN America's luncheon
is tomorrow.
358
00:16:12,131 --> 00:16:15,551
Something I'd imagine
you'd have a keen interest in.
359
00:16:15,635 --> 00:16:17,475
How would you like
my daughter's unused ticket?
360
00:16:17,804 --> 00:16:18,930
Really?
361
00:16:19,013 --> 00:16:21,349
There'll be a lot
of influential people there.
362
00:16:21,432 --> 00:16:23,935
They're honoring,
uh, Brandon Taylor,
363
00:16:24,018 --> 00:16:26,562
Terrance Hayes,
the Bergmann Foundation,
364
00:16:26,646 --> 00:16:29,232
Gururaj Deshpande.
There will be authors,
365
00:16:29,315 --> 00:16:30,692
playwrights, university deans.
366
00:16:30,775 --> 00:16:32,985
I can help you shake
the right hands.
367
00:16:33,069 --> 00:16:34,380
Maybe even get you
in line for a scholarship.
368
00:16:34,404 --> 00:16:36,364
ZOYA: Why me?
369
00:16:37,782 --> 00:16:39,262
I mean, you barely even
know me and...
370
00:16:40,993 --> 00:16:42,471
to be honest, I'm not a big fan
of what you do.
371
00:16:42,495 --> 00:16:44,330
That's fair.
372
00:16:45,456 --> 00:16:47,875
But I'd like the chance
to get to know you
373
00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:49,877
and for you to know me.
374
00:16:51,003 --> 00:16:54,799
For us to, um,
both set aside our assumptions.
375
00:16:55,675 --> 00:16:56,801
What do you say?
376
00:17:10,148 --> 00:17:11,588
WILL: Well,
about time you showed up.
377
00:17:13,693 --> 00:17:16,112
Max. Did you go to Harvard?
378
00:17:16,195 --> 00:17:18,115
Because that's the only way
they let you in here.
379
00:17:18,197 --> 00:17:22,952
(CHUCKLES) My, uh, my bio mom
has something on Matt Damon.
380
00:17:23,035 --> 00:17:25,788
So once inside,
I traded your usual partner
381
00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:26,932
a Macallan 30 for the privilege
382
00:17:26,956 --> 00:17:29,375
of playing with you
this afternoon.
383
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:32,670
Well, sounds like you
got a raw deal.
384
00:17:32,754 --> 00:17:36,257
Nonsense. I'm excited to spend
some quality time with you.
385
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:38,593
All right.
Let's see what you got.
386
00:17:38,676 --> 00:17:43,055
(GROANS, BREATHES HEAVILY)
387
00:17:43,139 --> 00:17:44,474
Nine serving two.
388
00:17:44,557 --> 00:17:46,476
(GROANS) Well played, sir.
I see where Audrey
389
00:17:46,559 --> 00:17:47,602
gets her competitive edge.
390
00:17:47,685 --> 00:17:50,354
Next time I want a compliment,
perhaps I should just
391
00:17:50,438 --> 00:17:52,398
pull your string
and save you the effort.
392
00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:54,525
Look, I'm just calling it
as I see it.
393
00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:56,527
Yeah. Every five minutes.
I'm so spry.
394
00:17:56,611 --> 00:17:59,030
I'm so strategic and fast.
395
00:17:59,822 --> 00:18:00,740
Since I am all those things,
396
00:18:00,823 --> 00:18:02,992
I know that
this is just a make-good
397
00:18:03,075 --> 00:18:04,911
for how you felt
you came across this morning.
398
00:18:04,994 --> 00:18:06,496
Yes. I was worried that I...
399
00:18:06,579 --> 00:18:08,498
I didn't leave
the right impression.
400
00:18:08,581 --> 00:18:09,725
Well, that's funny.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
401
00:18:09,749 --> 00:18:12,418
I felt like I learned everything
I needed to know about you.
402
00:18:13,753 --> 00:18:16,380
Look, I have a lot
of respect for you.
403
00:18:16,464 --> 00:18:17,733
Uh, you've raised
an amazing daughter.
404
00:18:17,757 --> 00:18:19,550
And I care about her so much!
405
00:18:19,634 --> 00:18:22,053
(GROANS) Oh, God...
406
00:18:22,136 --> 00:18:26,808
As do I. (PANTS, SNIFFS)
I also love a good game.
407
00:18:26,891 --> 00:18:28,643
I don't mind the smell of sweat.
But you...
408
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:31,395
You reek of desperation.
409
00:18:31,479 --> 00:18:33,189
And that is something
I cannot abide.
410
00:18:33,272 --> 00:18:35,525
It's always covering up
for something, you know?
411
00:18:35,608 --> 00:18:37,109
Insecurity. Doubt.
412
00:18:38,277 --> 00:18:40,071
The feeling
that you're not worthy.
413
00:18:40,571 --> 00:18:43,199
Good game, Max.
414
00:18:43,282 --> 00:18:45,118
Maybe try
a little less hard next time.
415
00:18:45,201 --> 00:18:48,496
♪ (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
416
00:18:50,289 --> 00:18:51,624
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
417
00:19:01,425 --> 00:19:02,705
Great.
Now I've lost my appetite.
418
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:07,139
- Seriously, Audge?
- You're acting like this was
419
00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:09,392
some blind item.
It was an actual email.
420
00:19:09,475 --> 00:19:12,311
You think I would send an email
to my dad about that? An email?
421
00:19:12,395 --> 00:19:13,729
Gossip Girl is a lot of things,
422
00:19:13,813 --> 00:19:15,690
but she does not lie
when she has receipts.
423
00:19:16,315 --> 00:19:17,191
She lies all the time.
424
00:19:17,275 --> 00:19:20,278
You would say anything
to get out of something.
425
00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:22,572
You act as if I haven't known
you your entire life.
426
00:19:22,655 --> 00:19:23,975
- You want me to prove it?
- Yeah.
427
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:26,993
All those rumors
that she started
428
00:19:27,076 --> 00:19:28,953
at the top of the semester,
those were from me.
429
00:19:30,204 --> 00:19:31,284
And most of them were lies.
430
00:19:33,499 --> 00:19:35,001
What the fuck? Are you serious?
431
00:19:35,084 --> 00:19:38,337
You sent in that Max
was groomed by Rafa?
432
00:19:38,421 --> 00:19:41,007
And that most of my bags
were from Canal Street?
433
00:19:41,090 --> 00:19:43,926
And that you both hooked up in
the same room as her and Obie?
434
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,928
Well, that was true, but still.
435
00:19:46,762 --> 00:19:49,140
Honestly, what is wrong
with you?
436
00:19:49,223 --> 00:19:51,058
I thought that it would
make us better.
437
00:19:51,142 --> 00:19:53,161
Hold us accountable.
Make us be nicer to each other.
438
00:19:53,185 --> 00:19:54,288
AUDREY: And why should that be
your decision?
439
00:19:54,312 --> 00:19:58,190
We are not some broken toys
that need fixing, Julien.
440
00:19:58,274 --> 00:20:01,235
You're right. I was wrong.
I... I realize that now.
441
00:20:01,319 --> 00:20:02,403
You realize that now?
442
00:20:02,486 --> 00:20:05,197
Okay. I'm gonna go before
this gets even more offensive.
443
00:20:05,281 --> 00:20:06,282
Let's go.
444
00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:14,290
I understand if you're mad.
445
00:20:17,877 --> 00:20:19,597
I'm pretty sure
that rumor's the only reason
446
00:20:19,629 --> 00:20:22,298
no one's stolen my Bottegas
at Lovers Rock in ages.
447
00:20:22,381 --> 00:20:25,968
I just wish Audge
could be as understanding.
448
00:20:26,052 --> 00:20:28,012
It'll blow over.
Just give it time.
449
00:20:28,596 --> 00:20:30,139
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
450
00:20:33,017 --> 00:20:34,143
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
451
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,647
Jessica?
452
00:20:37,730 --> 00:20:39,291
Oh, my God, Julien.
I'm sorry to call you like this.
453
00:20:39,315 --> 00:20:42,693
I saw that email of yours
on Gossip Girl.
454
00:20:42,777 --> 00:20:46,280
- Um, that was... that wasn't...
- JESSICA: I had no idea.
455
00:20:46,364 --> 00:20:50,326
I feel so terribly about what
I've done to Audrey, to you.
456
00:20:50,409 --> 00:20:53,537
Please let me make it up to both
of you on "Stop the Story."
457
00:20:53,621 --> 00:20:54,997
I won't take no for an answer.
458
00:20:56,374 --> 00:20:56,749
Uh... Okay.
459
00:20:56,832 --> 00:20:59,418
Oh, my God. Yes!
460
00:20:59,502 --> 00:21:01,545
Hey, but... but don't...
Don't tell Audrey about it.
461
00:21:01,629 --> 00:21:02,898
I don't want her dad
finding out.
462
00:21:02,922 --> 00:21:03,923
I'll deal with him after.
463
00:21:04,006 --> 00:21:06,842
Better to ask for forgiveness
than permission, right?
464
00:21:06,926 --> 00:21:09,011
(LAUGHS, EXCLAIMS)
I am so excited.
465
00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:10,375
I'll text you where I'm staying.
466
00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:17,770
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
467
00:21:18,771 --> 00:21:21,607
What does my mother want
with you?
468
00:21:21,691 --> 00:21:23,359
- I have ears everywhere.
- Right.
469
00:21:23,442 --> 00:21:27,405
Um, she just wanted to invite me
to a fundraiser luncheon.
470
00:21:27,488 --> 00:21:28,864
Not possible. I'm her plus-one.
471
00:21:29,615 --> 00:21:30,842
She said you weren't interested.
472
00:21:30,866 --> 00:21:33,869
I'm not. Neither is she, in you.
473
00:21:33,953 --> 00:21:36,288
She's just...
She's just trying to get at me.
474
00:21:37,623 --> 00:21:38,416
Look. I don't know your mom,
475
00:21:38,499 --> 00:21:40,876
but I'm pretty sure
she's not like that.
476
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,879
Well, have fun learning
I'm right the hard way.
477
00:21:43,963 --> 00:21:44,963
Everyone else does.
478
00:21:47,925 --> 00:21:50,803
- (PHONE RINGING)
- (SIGHS)
479
00:21:53,431 --> 00:21:54,671
Loving your work today, friend.
480
00:21:56,434 --> 00:21:57,310
The DMs, that fake email.
481
00:21:57,393 --> 00:22:00,271
I knew you had a little Sparks
in your blood,
482
00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:02,440
and not just because I gave you
that transfusion
483
00:22:02,523 --> 00:22:03,524
while you slept.
484
00:22:05,276 --> 00:22:07,611
You were right.
I haven't been using GG
485
00:22:07,695 --> 00:22:09,071
to its full potential.
486
00:22:09,155 --> 00:22:11,032
Zuckerberg said
the same thing to me in 2010.
487
00:22:11,115 --> 00:22:13,242
What can I say? I have a gift.
488
00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:17,246
You really do.
489
00:22:17,329 --> 00:22:20,332
Uh, now, what do you say
we drop the whole
490
00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:23,919
"24 hours or you'll take
Gossip Girl from me" thing?
491
00:22:24,003 --> 00:22:25,880
GEORGINA: Let's not get
ahead of ourselves.
492
00:22:25,963 --> 00:22:29,300
You still have 14 hours to prove
to me that you're ready.
493
00:22:29,383 --> 00:22:31,093
I'm ready. Really.
494
00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:33,137
Basic Blair and Serena are going
495
00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:35,431
to that whatever
luncheon tomorrow.
496
00:22:35,514 --> 00:22:39,226
That's when we get them
to go full Chernobyl in public.
497
00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:41,687
Um, wow.
W... w... what are you planning?
498
00:22:42,521 --> 00:22:44,273
GEORGINA: And ruin the surprise?
499
00:22:44,356 --> 00:22:46,025
I wouldn't want you to try
and stop me.
500
00:22:46,108 --> 00:22:47,335
I wouldn't do that.
You can tell me.
501
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:49,820
GEORGINA: Keep up
those delicious posts
502
00:22:49,904 --> 00:22:51,155
and maybe I will.
503
00:22:51,864 --> 00:22:53,032
Here's a hint.
504
00:22:55,868 --> 00:22:57,548
- (PHONE BEEPS)
- KATE KELLER: She hung up.
505
00:23:00,081 --> 00:23:02,166
JORDAN GLASSBERG: Excuse me.
506
00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:05,086
Sarah, right?
507
00:23:05,753 --> 00:23:07,046
- Mm.
- Uh, Jordan.
508
00:23:07,129 --> 00:23:09,006
We matched on Hinge
this morning.
509
00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:09,924
You liked that pic
of me dancing with my niece
510
00:23:10,007 --> 00:23:12,551
- at the wedding.
- Jordan.
511
00:23:12,635 --> 00:23:14,178
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
512
00:23:14,261 --> 00:23:15,906
What a crazy coincidence
running into you here.
513
00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:19,100
(CHUCKLES) So crazy.
514
00:23:19,183 --> 00:23:20,935
I... I was just headed out
on a break,
515
00:23:21,018 --> 00:23:22,698
but is there something
I can help you with?
516
00:23:23,896 --> 00:23:26,649
I know it says teacher
on my profile. That's not a lie.
517
00:23:26,732 --> 00:23:30,152
I am a teacher.
Well, I was until recently.
518
00:23:30,236 --> 00:23:32,363
(LAUGHS) Now I work here.
It's a long story.
519
00:23:32,446 --> 00:23:33,989
Do you like long stories?
520
00:23:34,073 --> 00:23:36,075
I... I... I tell a lot
of long stories.
521
00:23:36,951 --> 00:23:39,036
I have all the time
in the world.
522
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,663
How long is your break?
523
00:23:40,746 --> 00:23:43,749
Oh. Um, like, uh, right now?
524
00:23:46,252 --> 00:23:48,504
Let's see, uh,
there's a Blue Bottle,
525
00:23:48,587 --> 00:23:51,590
or a... a hole in the wall
around the corner,
526
00:23:51,674 --> 00:23:52,818
- or we...
- Why don't we just go for a walk
527
00:23:52,842 --> 00:23:56,011
- and take it from there?
- ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
528
00:23:56,095 --> 00:23:57,930
GOSSIP GIRL:
Eve gets all the blame
529
00:23:58,013 --> 00:23:59,407
for tempting Adam
with the forbidden fruit.
530
00:23:59,431 --> 00:24:04,520
But let's be real,
it takes two to tango.
531
00:24:04,603 --> 00:24:07,106
Keep your eyes on me,
followers, because tomorrow
532
00:24:07,189 --> 00:24:10,192
I'll be pulling back the sheets
533
00:24:10,276 --> 00:24:15,072
on the most illicit affair
to grace my page to date.
534
00:24:15,156 --> 00:24:17,700
You have to admit,
she's got the voice down to a T.
535
00:24:17,783 --> 00:24:18,826
What is she planning?
536
00:24:18,909 --> 00:24:20,619
I have to find out.
I have to stop her.
537
00:24:20,703 --> 00:24:23,372
You have to keep calm
and carry on.
538
00:24:23,455 --> 00:24:25,583
Prove to Georgina that you can
be even more shocking
539
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:27,585
than she can,
and then she'll have to bow out.
540
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:28,502
That's not possible.
541
00:24:28,586 --> 00:24:32,214
Disagree.
She was right about one thing.
542
00:24:32,298 --> 00:24:35,009
You have an evil genius
inside of you.
543
00:24:35,092 --> 00:24:37,678
Tap into her.
What would she make up next?
544
00:24:38,971 --> 00:24:40,131
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
- (GASPS)
545
00:24:42,474 --> 00:24:45,769
Looks like she won't have
to make up anything.
546
00:24:46,645 --> 00:24:47,645
WENDY: Fun.
547
00:24:50,566 --> 00:24:52,443
Hey, Stoppers,
your favorite truthteller here.
548
00:24:52,526 --> 00:24:56,614
You can consider today's
"Stop the Story" a sequel
549
00:24:56,697 --> 00:24:57,740
to the interview I did
550
00:24:57,823 --> 00:24:59,825
with the designer
Katherine Hope.
551
00:25:00,618 --> 00:25:02,244
You remember when Kiki opened up
552
00:25:02,328 --> 00:25:05,331
about the pain of watching her
marriage fall apart
553
00:25:05,414 --> 00:25:09,001
when her husband fell in love
with her assistant.
554
00:25:10,002 --> 00:25:12,421
Well, I'm here
with that assistant.
555
00:25:12,504 --> 00:25:17,426
- Jessica Bradley.
- Hi, everyone. Glad to be here.
556
00:25:17,509 --> 00:25:21,138
Jessica asked me if she could do
a "Stop the Story" to apologize
557
00:25:21,222 --> 00:25:22,848
for her behavior.
558
00:25:22,932 --> 00:25:24,683
Jessica, my platform
is all yours.
559
00:25:25,434 --> 00:25:28,062
Let me start with that apology.
560
00:25:29,313 --> 00:25:36,403
Kiki, if you're watching,
I never meant to fall for Will.
561
00:25:36,487 --> 00:25:40,074
And the last thing I ever wanted
to do was to hurt the woman
562
00:25:40,157 --> 00:25:44,119
I considered my mentor
and closest friend.
563
00:25:44,203 --> 00:25:46,622
Yet that's exactly
what happened.
564
00:25:46,705 --> 00:25:50,417
There's no excusing it,
but for what it's worth,
565
00:25:50,501 --> 00:25:53,796
my affair with Will
was strictly an emotional one
566
00:25:53,879 --> 00:25:55,506
until he and Kiki separated.
567
00:25:57,049 --> 00:25:59,093
Looking back now,
do you think there's anything
568
00:25:59,176 --> 00:26:00,936
that you would have wanted
to do differently?
569
00:26:02,721 --> 00:26:03,889
(SIGHS)
570
00:26:03,973 --> 00:26:08,227
It kills me to think of the toll
my choices took on her.
571
00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:11,689
Bringing on her breakdown.
Her loss of creative spark.
572
00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:14,149
It's no wonder
she had to resort to stealing
573
00:26:14,233 --> 00:26:16,902
designs I created
when I was her assistant,
574
00:26:16,986 --> 00:26:18,988
including what she's debuting
tomorrow
575
00:26:19,071 --> 00:26:20,507
- at the PEN America luncheon.
- (SCOFFS)
576
00:26:20,531 --> 00:26:22,783
I blame myself, really.
577
00:26:22,866 --> 00:26:25,619
- (RECORDING STOPS)
- What the hell are you doing?
578
00:26:25,703 --> 00:26:27,496
Giving you the full story.
579
00:26:27,579 --> 00:26:30,332
I... Your whole thing
is radical honesty, right?
580
00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:32,126
That was a lie.
581
00:26:32,209 --> 00:26:34,503
I watched Kiki put those outfits
together herself.
582
00:26:34,586 --> 00:26:37,339
Is that why you wanted
to do this with me?
583
00:26:37,423 --> 00:26:39,258
So you could sabotage her?
584
00:26:39,341 --> 00:26:41,677
I was just giving you
my side of things.
585
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,679
When can I expect
to see it posted?
586
00:26:43,762 --> 00:26:47,308
Try never. Audrey was right.
I never should have come.
587
00:26:47,391 --> 00:26:50,811
♪ (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
588
00:26:54,940 --> 00:26:56,918
HEIDI BERGMANN: These statements
are the smoking gun
589
00:26:56,942 --> 00:26:59,820
and we're just handing them
to Gossip Girl?
590
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,531
You're doing the right thing.
591
00:27:02,614 --> 00:27:04,116
Not looking forward
to the blowback.
592
00:27:04,199 --> 00:27:04,950
She's not gonna know it's us.
593
00:27:05,034 --> 00:27:06,702
We leave for the airport
tomorrow night.
594
00:27:06,785 --> 00:27:08,555
So whatever she's doing,
she has to do it before then
595
00:27:08,579 --> 00:27:10,914
because Germany will
never extradite her.
596
00:27:10,998 --> 00:27:13,208
Tell Gossip Girl to post during
the fundraiser luncheon.
597
00:27:13,292 --> 00:27:14,311
Okay, and I'll make sure
I'm there
598
00:27:14,335 --> 00:27:16,628
to see that it happens. Okay.
599
00:27:18,797 --> 00:27:21,717
- (CELLPHONE RINGING)
- Obie, hey.
600
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,719
Hey. Uh, do you think
I could be your plus-one
601
00:27:23,802 --> 00:27:25,971
to that fundraiser
thing tomorrow?
602
00:27:26,055 --> 00:27:28,057
Sure. Uh, why would
you wanna see your mom
603
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:29,892
get an award after all
she's done to you?
604
00:27:29,975 --> 00:27:31,852
Uh, get exactly
what she deserves?
605
00:27:31,935 --> 00:27:35,731
I cannot think of anything
more cathartic. (CHUCKLES)
606
00:27:35,814 --> 00:27:38,067
And it would be a nice way
to spend some time with you.
607
00:27:38,150 --> 00:27:39,902
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
608
00:27:39,985 --> 00:27:41,945
Yeah. Be nice to see you, too.
609
00:27:42,029 --> 00:27:44,740
Things have not been so great
for me lately.
610
00:27:44,823 --> 00:27:47,534
Yeah, me either, honestly.
611
00:27:47,618 --> 00:27:49,538
Just tell me what to wear
and I'll see you there.
612
00:27:50,788 --> 00:27:54,541
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
- GOSSIP GIRL: This just in.
613
00:27:54,625 --> 00:27:58,420
Seems the Empress
has no clothes after all.
614
00:27:58,504 --> 00:28:00,589
It appears that Audrey's
mom's designs
615
00:28:00,672 --> 00:28:03,258
were stolen
from her own assistant.
616
00:28:03,342 --> 00:28:06,470
If any of Manhattan's socialites
want to avoid
617
00:28:06,553 --> 00:28:08,472
hari-Kiki tomorrow,
618
00:28:08,555 --> 00:28:11,433
I'd steer clear of wearing
anything Hope-full
619
00:28:11,517 --> 00:28:13,268
to the PEN American luncheon.
620
00:28:13,352 --> 00:28:14,269
Don't believe me?
621
00:28:14,353 --> 00:28:17,856
Look what story
the not-so-fair-and-balanced
622
00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:19,608
JC tried to put the stop to.
623
00:28:19,691 --> 00:28:23,529
Seems Julien Calloway's
authenticity
624
00:28:23,612 --> 00:28:25,406
- is just as curated...
- Fuck.
625
00:28:25,489 --> 00:28:26,925
- GOSSIP GIRL: ...as she is.
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
626
00:28:26,949 --> 00:28:28,742
Julien Elizabeth,
have you gone certifiable?
627
00:28:28,826 --> 00:28:30,869
JULIEN: Jessica
was secretly recording me!
628
00:28:30,953 --> 00:28:32,013
Why were you there
in the first place?
629
00:28:32,037 --> 00:28:33,723
She said that she wanted
to clear the air about things
630
00:28:33,747 --> 00:28:36,166
that happened between her
and your parents.
631
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:37,459
She said she was on your side.
632
00:28:37,543 --> 00:28:39,628
And you believed her?
Now you've let her spread lies
633
00:28:39,711 --> 00:28:41,839
about my mom's line. I mean,
you've ruined her debut.
634
00:28:41,922 --> 00:28:43,465
Not me. Gossip Girl.
635
00:28:43,549 --> 00:28:45,467
No. You,
for never listening to me
636
00:28:45,551 --> 00:28:47,928
and always thinking
you know best.
637
00:28:48,011 --> 00:28:49,763
I did it because I care
about you.
638
00:28:49,847 --> 00:28:50,514
You don't care about me, Julien.
639
00:28:50,597 --> 00:28:53,058
You care about me caring
about you.
640
00:28:53,851 --> 00:28:55,644
Is that really what you think?
641
00:28:55,727 --> 00:28:57,813
- I gotta go.
- JULIEN: Audge, wait. Please...
642
00:28:57,896 --> 00:29:00,649
No. I need to talk to Kiki
and tell her what you did.
643
00:29:01,483 --> 00:29:03,193
(CALL DISCONNECTS)
644
00:29:03,277 --> 00:29:08,407
♪ ("PRIVATE IDAHO"
BY THE B-52'S PLAYING) ♪
645
00:29:13,412 --> 00:29:15,080
(PHONE RINGS)
646
00:29:15,164 --> 00:29:17,833
♪ You're living in your own
Private Idaho ♪
647
00:29:17,916 --> 00:29:19,334
♪ Living in your own... ♪
648
00:29:19,418 --> 00:29:20,687
Okay. Uh, Aki is on his way.
Do not worry.
649
00:29:20,711 --> 00:29:22,564
- He will not be missing your big moment.
- Okay.
650
00:29:22,588 --> 00:29:25,841
- Ah, Mrs. Rose.
- There you all are.
651
00:29:25,924 --> 00:29:29,386
I have been doing laps,
warming up the right people.
652
00:29:29,470 --> 00:29:32,431
Now, just stick to the new plan.
653
00:29:32,514 --> 00:29:35,350
- They won't know what hit 'em.
- New... plan?
654
00:29:35,434 --> 00:29:37,234
Yeah, I thought we were here
to show the world
655
00:29:37,269 --> 00:29:38,520
that Jessica didn't get to you.
656
00:29:38,604 --> 00:29:39,914
Yeah. Well, Eleanor was offered
some unexpected help
657
00:29:39,938 --> 00:29:43,108
and it just seemed wrong
not to take the opportunity.
658
00:29:43,192 --> 00:29:45,392
And I just... I didn't tell you
'cause I didn't want you
659
00:29:45,444 --> 00:29:47,029
to be upset or to interfere.
660
00:29:47,112 --> 00:29:48,572
It involves Julien, doesn't it?
661
00:29:49,698 --> 00:29:51,450
- Unbelievable.
- Hey, honey,
662
00:29:51,533 --> 00:29:53,202
this is extremely important
to me.
663
00:29:53,285 --> 00:29:55,412
Exactly. That's why you should
not be trusting Julien.
664
00:29:55,496 --> 00:29:58,290
- Oh my, God.
- Audge...
665
00:29:58,373 --> 00:30:00,626
ELEANOR: (SIGHS)
It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
666
00:30:00,709 --> 00:30:02,469
There's someone I want you
to meet right now.
667
00:30:06,924 --> 00:30:09,968
- (GUESTS CHATTERING)
- (SIGHS) What the fuck?
668
00:30:13,639 --> 00:30:16,725
- Excuse me. Your...
- Waiting for a friend? Yes.
669
00:30:16,808 --> 00:30:19,728
I was just gonna say
your tag is out.
670
00:30:19,811 --> 00:30:22,051
I figured you'd like to know
before you hit the photo op.
671
00:30:22,564 --> 00:30:25,400
I'm waiting for a friend, too.
672
00:30:25,484 --> 00:30:27,152
He's not nearly
as beautiful as you.
673
00:30:28,862 --> 00:30:29,988
Enjoy the luncheon, Miss La.
674
00:30:31,823 --> 00:30:33,283
MAX: Every head is turning
for you,
675
00:30:33,367 --> 00:30:35,118
while I've become
the Invisible Max.
676
00:30:35,202 --> 00:30:37,371
(SIGHS) I told you,
the key is to not care.
677
00:30:37,454 --> 00:30:42,417
I used to never care. Now I care
too much about everything.
678
00:30:42,501 --> 00:30:44,878
I'm broken. I...
This relationship's broken me.
679
00:30:44,962 --> 00:30:47,965
You're not broken.
You're growing.
680
00:30:48,048 --> 00:30:51,343
Will matters to Audrey,
so therefore he matters to you.
681
00:30:51,426 --> 00:30:53,679
The problem is, you think
you have to be someone else
682
00:30:53,762 --> 00:30:56,932
to get you to matter to him.
You don't.
683
00:30:59,726 --> 00:31:03,355
You know what?
Giving a shit ends now.
684
00:31:04,398 --> 00:31:05,857
Messy Max is back.
685
00:31:11,530 --> 00:31:12,590
Are you sure
you don't wanna check this coat?
686
00:31:12,614 --> 00:31:14,825
Or I... I could hold on to it.
687
00:31:14,908 --> 00:31:17,244
(SCOFFS)
And waste the moment on you
688
00:31:17,327 --> 00:31:19,037
and the other guests
who arrived on time?
689
00:31:19,121 --> 00:31:20,414
A big reveal at a photo op.
690
00:31:20,497 --> 00:31:22,874
It's like it's 2021
all over again. (GIGGLES)
691
00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:25,460
♪ ("JUKEBOX"
BY THE FLIRTS PLAYING) ♪
692
00:31:25,544 --> 00:31:27,588
I can't wait to see
what's under there.
693
00:31:27,671 --> 00:31:29,151
It's very beautiful.
I can assure you.
694
00:31:30,716 --> 00:31:31,758
Very beautiful, indeed.
695
00:31:32,801 --> 00:31:36,638
♪ So I saw you
In the pizza place ♪
696
00:31:36,722 --> 00:31:38,515
{\an8}♪ You were
With another girl... ♪
697
00:31:38,599 --> 00:31:41,018
{\an8}And now it's time
for your big reveal.
698
00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:44,229
- Huh?
- To start over. Reconnect.
699
00:31:46,356 --> 00:31:47,596
I plan to. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
700
00:31:49,151 --> 00:31:52,195
WENDY: You spent all night
researching Georgina's heyday
701
00:31:52,279 --> 00:31:54,656
and all you have to show
for it is mommy issues?
702
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:56,033
I could have told you that.
703
00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:58,201
The only people who've
ever had control over her
704
00:31:58,285 --> 00:32:00,054
were her parents. They sent her
to a religious boot camp.
705
00:32:00,078 --> 00:32:03,165
Hoping their daughter would
pray away the cray.
706
00:32:03,248 --> 00:32:04,833
Newsflash. It didn't work.
707
00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:06,836
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
- So you invited her mother?
708
00:32:08,003 --> 00:32:11,465
Um, I couldn't find
any traces of her online,
709
00:32:11,548 --> 00:32:12,924
although I wanted to.
710
00:32:13,008 --> 00:32:15,177
But she doesn't have
to actually be here.
711
00:32:15,260 --> 00:32:17,596
Georgina just has to think
she is.
712
00:32:17,679 --> 00:32:18,906
Once she sees who's sitting
next to her at her table,
713
00:32:18,930 --> 00:32:21,975
she'll leave the party.
Maybe even the country.
714
00:32:22,059 --> 00:32:23,745
Well, if she's as afraid of her
as you said she is,
715
00:32:23,769 --> 00:32:24,853
she probably had her offed.
716
00:32:26,647 --> 00:32:28,732
KATE: Jordan? (SIGHS)
717
00:32:31,485 --> 00:32:32,629
Z, I didn't know
you were gonna be here.
718
00:32:32,653 --> 00:32:34,780
I didn't know you were, either.
719
00:32:35,781 --> 00:32:37,421
Actually, Camille invited me
as her guest.
720
00:32:40,619 --> 00:32:41,370
Camille de Haan?
721
00:32:41,453 --> 00:32:43,997
Mm-hmm. I know.
I myself was shocked.
722
00:32:44,081 --> 00:32:46,792
I always thought of her
as this dark, malignant evil,
723
00:32:46,875 --> 00:32:49,044
destroying everything
that's fair and good,
724
00:32:49,127 --> 00:32:51,167
but, you know, she's actually
really smart and cool.
725
00:32:52,798 --> 00:32:54,716
How do you know
if you can trust someone
726
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,051
despite their reputation?
727
00:33:00,263 --> 00:33:01,449
I like to believe
that people act
728
00:33:01,473 --> 00:33:03,558
with their best interest
at heart.
729
00:33:03,642 --> 00:33:07,604
Look, even Obie is making up
with his mom as we speak.
730
00:33:07,688 --> 00:33:09,457
Even I'm here trying to make
things right with someone
731
00:33:09,481 --> 00:33:11,900
that I hurt,
whether she knows it or not.
732
00:33:13,151 --> 00:33:14,236
People can surprise you
733
00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:16,530
if you just give them
a chance to.
734
00:33:16,613 --> 00:33:20,075
We just usually don't.
Or Gossip Girl doesn't let us.
735
00:33:20,158 --> 00:33:23,912
Very true. Well, maybe one day
Gossip Girl will be gone
736
00:33:23,995 --> 00:33:26,456
and we can figure things out
on our own.
737
00:33:27,290 --> 00:33:28,583
- I hope so.
- Yeah.
738
00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:30,877
JULIEN:
Good luck with Camille.
739
00:33:32,379 --> 00:33:33,439
(SIGHS) Yeah. Thank you.
Good luck with Audrey.
740
00:33:33,463 --> 00:33:35,340
(CHUCKLES)
741
00:33:37,759 --> 00:33:38,759
ZOYA: Hi.
742
00:33:41,012 --> 00:33:44,057
I had no idea
that Georgina Sparks was back.
743
00:33:44,141 --> 00:33:45,308
Why didn't you tell me?
744
00:33:46,643 --> 00:33:48,353
Wait. Is that why you...
745
00:33:48,437 --> 00:33:50,197
Doesn't explain why you're here
in her place.
746
00:33:50,272 --> 00:33:55,444
(SIGHS) She made me come.
She has some... leverage on me.
747
00:33:55,777 --> 00:33:56,862
What?
748
00:33:56,945 --> 00:33:59,114
It doesn't matter.
She threatened to leak it
749
00:33:59,197 --> 00:34:02,659
if I didn't come as her proxy
and execute her plan.
750
00:34:02,743 --> 00:34:03,994
It kind of matters.
751
00:34:04,077 --> 00:34:05,620
KATE: What is her plan, exactly?
752
00:34:05,704 --> 00:34:07,181
JORDAN: You know
that blind item she posted
753
00:34:07,205 --> 00:34:08,623
about an illicit affair?
754
00:34:08,707 --> 00:34:09,791
It's about Julien and Aki.
755
00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:12,544
(GASPS)
They're sleeping together?
756
00:34:12,627 --> 00:34:13,730
No, but she wants us
to get pics of them
757
00:34:13,754 --> 00:34:17,049
in a compromising position
to post,
758
00:34:17,132 --> 00:34:19,026
so the Audrey and Julien feud
blows up in front of everyone.
759
00:34:19,050 --> 00:34:21,762
How the hell are we supposed
to do that?
760
00:34:22,554 --> 00:34:24,389
It's rohypnol.
761
00:34:27,142 --> 00:34:29,144
Fun. Save me some for later.
762
00:34:33,148 --> 00:34:36,735
- MAX: A rye dry Manhattan.
- Excuse me. I was...
763
00:34:36,818 --> 00:34:39,696
Waiting here? So?
764
00:34:39,780 --> 00:34:41,281
Hmm.
765
00:34:44,826 --> 00:34:47,037
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
766
00:34:48,246 --> 00:34:49,080
Entschuldigung.
767
00:34:49,164 --> 00:34:51,166
I... I must take this.
I'll be right back.
768
00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:53,293
Lucas, hello?
769
00:34:54,753 --> 00:34:55,837
Gossip Girl hasn't posted
770
00:34:55,921 --> 00:34:57,380
and we're wheels up
in two hours.
771
00:34:57,464 --> 00:34:58,465
Yeah, well, look,
772
00:34:58,548 --> 00:35:00,234
I'm... I'm sure that it'll be
up shortly, all right?
773
00:35:00,258 --> 00:35:02,361
I'm... Sh... she's probably
just waiting for the ceremony.
774
00:35:02,385 --> 00:35:03,094
Or she's left you on read?
775
00:35:03,178 --> 00:35:04,054
If she doesn't post
before we go,
776
00:35:04,137 --> 00:35:06,431
Mom will never step foot
in the States again
777
00:35:06,515 --> 00:35:09,059
and completely get away with it.
I need a drink.
778
00:35:11,228 --> 00:35:13,548
Ms. Harris, it is such an honor
to meet you. I'm Zoya Lott.
779
00:35:13,605 --> 00:35:15,649
Hello, Zoya.
This is my friend, Kurt.
780
00:35:15,732 --> 00:35:17,692
- Hi.
- ALESHEA HARRIS: Camille, great to see you.
781
00:35:17,776 --> 00:35:19,576
- (CHUCKLES)
- I'm actually a writer myself...
782
00:35:19,611 --> 00:35:21,863
So wonderful to see you
as well, Aleshea.
783
00:35:21,947 --> 00:35:22,864
The three of us go way back.
784
00:35:22,948 --> 00:35:25,408
We featured the de Haans'
Hamptons house
785
00:35:25,492 --> 00:35:26,594
in our Spring 2020 Design issue.
786
00:35:26,618 --> 00:35:30,664
Wow. Um, I've read Is God Is
at least three times.
787
00:35:30,747 --> 00:35:31,974
And I think it's so visceral
and just so beautiful
788
00:35:31,998 --> 00:35:34,876
- at the same time.
- That is very kind.
789
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,963
- I'm so inspired.
- Greyson and I are so grateful
790
00:35:38,046 --> 00:35:40,882
that you've joined the board
of the De Haan Art Foundation.
791
00:35:40,966 --> 00:35:42,884
I'm grateful to have been asked.
792
00:35:42,968 --> 00:35:43,635
Uh, did I hear you're
doing a piece
793
00:35:43,718 --> 00:35:46,388
on Maybeck in Berkeley?
794
00:35:46,471 --> 00:35:48,311
Oh, we just shot
Dorothea Lange's former house.
795
00:35:48,390 --> 00:35:49,951
(GASPS) One of my favorite
photographers.
796
00:35:49,975 --> 00:35:52,310
- Did you see the show, um...
- Uh, Zoya,
797
00:35:52,394 --> 00:35:54,521
let them enjoy themselves, okay?
798
00:35:54,604 --> 00:35:56,982
No one here wants to talk shop.
Excuse us.
799
00:35:57,065 --> 00:36:00,777
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
800
00:36:00,861 --> 00:36:03,280
Did I upset you, Ms. de Haan?
I thought...
801
00:36:03,363 --> 00:36:04,841
I thought the whole point
of me coming here
802
00:36:04,865 --> 00:36:06,074
was to meet people like them?
803
00:36:06,157 --> 00:36:09,077
No, the whole point of you
coming here
804
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,871
was to teach my daughter
a lesson.
805
00:36:12,497 --> 00:36:14,374
Monet was right.
806
00:36:17,210 --> 00:36:20,922
Just as I was right about her
finding a way to sneak in.
807
00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:26,595
In order to witness this moment.
808
00:36:28,763 --> 00:36:29,764
What moment?
809
00:36:38,732 --> 00:36:40,650
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
810
00:36:43,737 --> 00:36:45,697
Return to sender.
811
00:36:51,536 --> 00:36:53,455
Champagne?
812
00:36:53,538 --> 00:36:54,858
- Thank you.
- That's from a case.
813
00:36:58,335 --> 00:37:00,962
They have Krug Grande Cuvée
at the bar.
814
00:37:01,046 --> 00:37:02,646
You seem like someone
who doesn't settle.
815
00:37:03,256 --> 00:37:05,634
And yet you think
you have a shot?
816
00:37:08,303 --> 00:37:11,306
So, no fucks given
and still no progress.
817
00:37:12,849 --> 00:37:14,142
Has it ever occurred to you
818
00:37:14,225 --> 00:37:16,186
that it's okay if not
everybody likes you?
819
00:37:19,439 --> 00:37:21,441
Oh, wow.
820
00:37:28,657 --> 00:37:31,660
Has it ever occurred to you
that it's okay if someone does?
821
00:37:42,003 --> 00:37:44,631
Mm-hmm. Verstehe. Danke.
822
00:37:46,716 --> 00:37:47,759
Otto.
823
00:37:50,512 --> 00:37:52,430
Unfortunately,
we need to leave early.
824
00:37:52,514 --> 00:37:53,348
There's weather
on the way and the pilot
825
00:37:53,431 --> 00:37:56,768
thinks it's best to go
before it arrives.
826
00:37:56,851 --> 00:37:58,603
I'll speak to Michelle
and I'll tell her
827
00:37:58,687 --> 00:38:01,356
that you will be accepting
the award on my behalf.
828
00:38:01,439 --> 00:38:04,192
I can think of no better way
to show we're still a family.
829
00:38:04,275 --> 00:38:06,194
But you... you can't leave.
830
00:38:06,277 --> 00:38:09,447
I'll be back.
And please come home.
831
00:38:09,531 --> 00:38:11,491
You should be living at the loft
where you belong.
832
00:38:13,326 --> 00:38:14,326
There's Michelle.
833
00:38:16,705 --> 00:38:18,432
I knew this was gonna happen.
Nothing ever works out with you.
834
00:38:18,456 --> 00:38:21,835
- All right. Hold on. I...
- You are going to get caught,
835
00:38:21,918 --> 00:38:23,771
like you always do.
You are going to get in trouble,
836
00:38:23,795 --> 00:38:25,564
like you always do.
And when that finally happens,
837
00:38:25,588 --> 00:38:27,090
you better not bring me down
with you.
838
00:38:30,135 --> 00:38:32,178
- Ready to go?
- (CHUCKLES)
839
00:38:32,887 --> 00:38:33,930
Walk us out?
840
00:38:36,141 --> 00:38:38,435
There has to be a way
that doesn't involve
841
00:38:38,518 --> 00:38:39,644
drugging teenagers!
842
00:38:41,062 --> 00:38:42,689
Uh, we could trick them.
843
00:38:42,772 --> 00:38:44,500
Tell Julien that Aki wants
to help clear the air
844
00:38:44,524 --> 00:38:46,460
- between her and Audrey.
- Then what, convince them
845
00:38:46,484 --> 00:38:49,529
to have that conversation
on top of each other?
846
00:38:49,612 --> 00:38:52,323
- There's no other way.
- There has to be.
847
00:38:52,407 --> 00:38:53,887
I've already lost my job.
I've lost...
848
00:38:56,244 --> 00:38:57,829
I can't lose any more.
849
00:38:58,997 --> 00:39:00,206
I'm doing it.
850
00:39:02,917 --> 00:39:04,544
MAX: I found some
embarrassing old pics
851
00:39:04,627 --> 00:39:07,005
- of Audrey's dad. Check it out.
- Seriously?
852
00:39:07,881 --> 00:39:10,050
Wait... Go...
853
00:39:10,884 --> 00:39:11,884
(LAUGHING)
854
00:39:16,264 --> 00:39:17,932
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
855
00:39:18,016 --> 00:39:20,268
Jessica's wearing my dress.
856
00:39:20,351 --> 00:39:21,895
(GASPS)
How is she wearing my dress?
857
00:39:21,978 --> 00:39:23,271
ELEANOR: That's impossible.
858
00:39:23,354 --> 00:39:25,065
She must have stolen
the... the design
859
00:39:25,148 --> 00:39:27,776
or... or was spying on me.
860
00:39:27,859 --> 00:39:30,659
If Julien shows that dress, they're
going to think I stole it from her.
861
00:39:31,196 --> 00:39:32,238
Go.
862
00:39:33,990 --> 00:39:36,242
- Everyone.
- (GASPS)
863
00:39:37,077 --> 00:39:39,621
JULIEN:
Everyone, good afternoon.
864
00:39:39,704 --> 00:39:40,455
Look.
865
00:39:40,538 --> 00:39:43,333
No, no, no.
We've got to stop Julien.
866
00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:44,709
The pleasure is all mine.
867
00:39:46,795 --> 00:39:50,882
Today, I will be debuting
a brand-new Kiki Hope...
868
00:39:50,965 --> 00:39:52,383
AUDREY: Julien, no, you are not.
869
00:39:53,635 --> 00:39:56,888
- Yes. I most certainly am.
- No, you are not.
870
00:39:56,971 --> 00:39:59,224
- Your mother wants me to.
- Nobody wants you to.
871
00:39:59,307 --> 00:40:01,101
- (GRUNTS)
- Audrey, don't.
872
00:40:01,184 --> 00:40:01,810
- Stop it. Stop it!
- (FABRIC TEARS)
873
00:40:01,893 --> 00:40:04,646
(ALL GASP)
874
00:40:04,729 --> 00:40:06,106
- Oh!
- AUDREY: Oh, my God.
875
00:40:06,731 --> 00:40:07,731
- JULIEN: What?
- (GASPS)
876
00:40:09,651 --> 00:40:10,711
- (JULIEN GASPS)
- JESSICA: That's right!
877
00:40:10,735 --> 00:40:14,072
Julien is wearing one
of my Jess Bradley originals.
878
00:40:14,155 --> 00:40:15,490
I'm in the full-length,
879
00:40:15,573 --> 00:40:18,159
but it's convertible,
as you just saw.
880
00:40:18,243 --> 00:40:21,663
Thank you to my muse
and my new stepdaughter
881
00:40:21,746 --> 00:40:24,791
- for staging this reveal.
- (CROWD APPLAUDS)
882
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,003
Audrey, I'm so sorry.
I had no idea.
883
00:40:29,087 --> 00:40:32,132
I swear to God, I had no idea.
Audrey, please.
884
00:40:32,215 --> 00:40:34,968
How did you know Julien
was going to wear that dress?
885
00:40:35,051 --> 00:40:36,803
I was your assistant.
886
00:40:36,886 --> 00:40:39,347
You really should change
your passwords.
887
00:40:39,430 --> 00:40:42,851
I thought you'd be proud.
Look how fast I knocked you off.
888
00:40:43,768 --> 00:40:45,854
- (JESSICA LAUGHS)
- JULIEN: Audrey, no.
889
00:40:45,937 --> 00:40:47,272
No, I didn't know!
890
00:40:47,856 --> 00:40:50,024
(CROWD MUTTERING)
891
00:40:52,902 --> 00:40:56,197
- You made me miss my chance.
- (SIGHS) Don't you see?
892
00:40:56,281 --> 00:40:58,783
This is better now.
You don't have to do it anymore.
893
00:40:58,867 --> 00:41:00,386
And JC and Audrey
had the public explosion
894
00:41:00,410 --> 00:41:02,829
Georgina wanted
without her plan.
895
00:41:02,912 --> 00:41:05,182
And what about the blind item?
She promised an illicit affair.
896
00:41:05,206 --> 00:41:07,834
She's not gonna let that go.
897
00:41:07,917 --> 00:41:09,919
You know what?
She won't have to.
898
00:41:10,003 --> 00:41:11,504
I think I know how to
get rid of her.
899
00:41:11,588 --> 00:41:14,132
You're not gonna like it.
You might.
900
00:41:14,215 --> 00:41:17,635
This was supposed to be
my debut for my line.
901
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,804
Is there anything
this woman won't take from me?
902
00:41:19,888 --> 00:41:23,266
I'm afraid this is not the way
that you want to make a debut.
903
00:41:23,349 --> 00:41:26,269
So we can look towards
Spring 2023, maybe.
904
00:41:26,352 --> 00:41:28,396
Wait, wait, wait.
That's... that's it?
905
00:41:28,479 --> 00:41:29,479
We're just gonna give up?
906
00:41:30,940 --> 00:41:34,068
You want her to introduce
a line like this?
907
00:41:34,652 --> 00:41:36,112
Top of Page Six?
908
00:41:36,196 --> 00:41:37,715
You need to distance
yourself from this.
909
00:41:37,739 --> 00:41:39,908
You need to let her
win this one.
910
00:41:39,991 --> 00:41:42,368
No. She's won them all.
911
00:41:43,077 --> 00:41:44,245
No, Mom...
912
00:41:46,247 --> 00:41:47,247
Just...
913
00:41:51,461 --> 00:41:52,253
I know you probably
don't wanna hear...
914
00:41:52,337 --> 00:41:55,256
Anything from you? You're right.
915
00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:57,842
I didn't know what Jessica
was gonna do. How could I?
916
00:41:57,926 --> 00:42:00,887
Because anything you try to do
always fucks up, Julien.
917
00:42:00,970 --> 00:42:02,931
- You're blaming me?
- Yeah.
918
00:42:03,014 --> 00:42:04,241
I tried to warn you
about your dad.
919
00:42:04,265 --> 00:42:05,265
You wouldn't listen.
920
00:42:05,308 --> 00:42:07,268
- This isn't my fault.
- It never is.
921
00:42:07,352 --> 00:42:09,520
It's Jessica's or Obie's
or Zoya's or Gossip Girl's,
922
00:42:09,604 --> 00:42:12,482
but you're never the one
to take the blame.
923
00:42:12,565 --> 00:42:14,484
Do you ever stop
for a second and think
924
00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:17,779
what the common denominator is
when something malfunctions?
925
00:42:17,862 --> 00:42:20,782
It's you. Always you.
Every time.
926
00:42:20,865 --> 00:42:22,367
That's not fucking fair.
927
00:42:22,450 --> 00:42:26,454
Maybe it's not, but it's true.
You can never take a back seat.
928
00:42:26,537 --> 00:42:27,956
Sit something out for once.
929
00:42:28,039 --> 00:42:29,791
Let a single
fucking thing happen
930
00:42:29,874 --> 00:42:32,126
without making it into
your own show.
931
00:42:32,210 --> 00:42:35,380
A shitshow written by,
directed by, and starring you.
932
00:42:35,463 --> 00:42:37,674
But I am done. I am not buying
a ticket anymore.
933
00:42:38,341 --> 00:42:39,341
I need a break.
934
00:42:41,052 --> 00:42:42,095
And not like before.
935
00:42:43,137 --> 00:42:44,297
I need a real break from you.
936
00:42:45,598 --> 00:42:46,878
I want you to stay away from me.
937
00:42:47,392 --> 00:42:48,768
You're just...
938
00:42:48,851 --> 00:42:49,894
You're just too toxic.
939
00:42:51,062 --> 00:42:54,148
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
940
00:42:54,232 --> 00:42:55,392
- (CELLPHONE BUZZES)
- (GASPS)
941
00:42:56,442 --> 00:42:59,904
- Georgina.
- What the fuck happened?
942
00:42:59,988 --> 00:43:02,657
Did you accidentally
roofie yourself?
943
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:04,742
Aki left before we could do
anything.
944
00:43:04,826 --> 00:43:06,595
And you promised an affair,
so I had to post something.
945
00:43:06,619 --> 00:43:10,415
Literally any other two people
at that event
946
00:43:10,498 --> 00:43:11,541
would have been better.
947
00:43:12,208 --> 00:43:12,834
My bad.
948
00:43:12,917 --> 00:43:14,585
GEORGINA: Reporting on teachers?
949
00:43:14,669 --> 00:43:16,337
You've tainted
Gossip Girl forever.
950
00:43:16,421 --> 00:43:19,340
I want nothing to do
with it or you.
951
00:43:19,424 --> 00:43:21,926
You really disappointed me,
Keller.
952
00:43:23,052 --> 00:43:24,095
(SIGHS)
953
00:43:25,138 --> 00:43:28,141
She's gone. She's really gone.
You're a genius.
954
00:43:28,224 --> 00:43:31,602
Oh, I wouldn't go that far.
I'm just... fluent in crazy.
955
00:43:31,686 --> 00:43:33,313
We spoke it at home growing up.
956
00:43:33,396 --> 00:43:37,400
Hmm. Well, let's go find Jordan
and tell him the good news.
957
00:43:43,906 --> 00:43:44,906
(KEYBOARD CLICKING)
958
00:43:46,075 --> 00:43:47,201
Hmm.
959
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,706
♪ (VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
960
00:43:51,789 --> 00:43:53,249
Hey.
961
00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:55,918
Congratulations on your new line
and your new last name.
962
00:43:56,002 --> 00:43:56,836
We got married last night.
963
00:43:56,919 --> 00:43:59,464
WILL: Yeah. Sorry, honey.
I couldn't wait.
964
00:43:59,547 --> 00:44:01,674
And once you mentioned
this event...
965
00:44:01,758 --> 00:44:03,078
It was too good
for us to pass up.
966
00:44:04,510 --> 00:44:06,262
Dad, this is not who you are.
967
00:44:06,346 --> 00:44:08,389
She's turned you
into someone else.
968
00:44:08,473 --> 00:44:10,725
Or your mother
was the one holding me back.
969
00:44:10,808 --> 00:44:13,061
Now that I'm away from her
mental health issues,
970
00:44:13,144 --> 00:44:15,104
which conveniently arose
every time
971
00:44:15,188 --> 00:44:16,606
I was unhappy with her,
972
00:44:16,689 --> 00:44:19,359
I'm finally able to be
who I'm supposed to be.
973
00:44:19,984 --> 00:44:21,402
You wanna join us?
974
00:44:21,486 --> 00:44:24,447
I mean, it was a rye dry
Manhattan, right?
975
00:44:24,530 --> 00:44:28,951
Wow. I can't... (CHUCKLES)
I can't believe that I spent
976
00:44:29,035 --> 00:44:31,537
the last two days trying
to get you to like me.
977
00:44:31,621 --> 00:44:33,831
Because that was never gonna
happen, was it?
978
00:44:33,915 --> 00:44:34,915
Because...
979
00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:37,315
Because you
don't even like yourself.
980
00:44:39,170 --> 00:44:40,838
And you are determined to make
981
00:44:40,922 --> 00:44:43,591
everyone around you
miserable as a result.
982
00:44:44,258 --> 00:44:45,468
We should go.
983
00:44:47,011 --> 00:44:49,764
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
984
00:44:53,351 --> 00:44:54,602
He isn't in the dining room
985
00:44:54,685 --> 00:44:55,871
and he's not answering
any of my texts.
986
00:44:55,895 --> 00:44:59,899
Mine either. That kiss must
have really fucked him up.
987
00:44:59,982 --> 00:45:01,109
He's not the only one.
988
00:45:02,527 --> 00:45:03,945
- Wait.
- (SIGHS)
989
00:45:04,028 --> 00:45:05,113
Are you saying...
990
00:45:05,196 --> 00:45:06,781
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
- Jordan?
991
00:45:06,864 --> 00:45:12,370
Georgina. "You didn't think I'd
depart without a bang, did you?"
992
00:45:13,037 --> 00:45:17,667
{\an8}(CELLPHONES CHIMING)
993
00:45:22,547 --> 00:45:23,589
GOSSIP GIRL: Spotted.
994
00:45:23,673 --> 00:45:28,803
{\an8}MDH stirring a little shit
like the little shit she is.
995
00:45:31,055 --> 00:45:33,808
Sex-shaming poor little Z?
996
00:45:33,891 --> 00:45:36,018
Monet must really be over
997
00:45:36,102 --> 00:45:37,687
if she's pulling
such a millennial move.
998
00:45:41,065 --> 00:45:43,234
She was supposed to
be on my side.
999
00:45:43,317 --> 00:45:46,529
Siding with a sex shamer?
Even Gossip Girl has standards.
1000
00:45:47,822 --> 00:45:49,407
MONET DE HAAN: (WHISPERING)
Oh my God.
1001
00:45:49,490 --> 00:45:53,077
Can you get through one party
without some childish stunt?
1002
00:45:53,161 --> 00:45:54,454
It's bad enough you crashed,
1003
00:45:54,537 --> 00:45:56,664
but you had to add misogyny
to the mix?
1004
00:45:56,747 --> 00:45:58,499
GOSSIP GIRL:
This semester's power grab
1005
00:45:58,583 --> 00:46:01,127
has been powered down.
1006
00:46:01,210 --> 00:46:03,504
The only queen
we've ever cared about
1007
00:46:03,588 --> 00:46:04,338
is Calloway.
1008
00:46:04,422 --> 00:46:08,342
Monet de Haan, you're dismissed.
1009
00:46:08,426 --> 00:46:10,887
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
1010
00:46:14,557 --> 00:46:16,642
You had good intentions, Jules.
1011
00:46:18,019 --> 00:46:20,521
And when she calms down,
Audrey's gonna realize that.
1012
00:46:22,773 --> 00:46:23,773
I mean...
1013
00:46:24,775 --> 00:46:26,027
Honestly, fuck it.
1014
00:46:26,110 --> 00:46:27,862
No matter what I do,
I get nowhere.
1015
00:46:28,905 --> 00:46:30,198
Yeah. Tell me about it.
1016
00:46:31,282 --> 00:46:34,869
Do you want to, uh, maybe
get out of here?
1017
00:46:37,914 --> 00:46:40,750
Like us? (CHUCKLES) Me and you?
1018
00:46:41,459 --> 00:46:44,754
Yeah. Like us. Me and you.
1019
00:46:45,588 --> 00:46:46,923
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1020
00:46:57,058 --> 00:47:00,978
- So, what are you thinking?
- Oh, so many things.
1021
00:47:02,146 --> 00:47:05,441
Like, maybe Georgina
wasn't all bad?
1022
00:47:05,525 --> 00:47:07,318
What she did to Monet
was kind of genius.
1023
00:47:07,944 --> 00:47:09,070
Speaking of,
1024
00:47:09,153 --> 00:47:12,323
what were you gonna say
about kissing Mr. Genius Bar?
1025
00:47:13,533 --> 00:47:15,910
That I felt something.
1026
00:47:17,328 --> 00:47:19,830
How could I not?
He's literally put himself
1027
00:47:19,914 --> 00:47:20,974
on the line for me
a million times.
1028
00:47:20,998 --> 00:47:25,419
- I don't deserve him.
- You don't. But he doesn't care.
1029
00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:28,756
Go tell how you feel.
1030
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:30,840
Go.
1031
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:36,680
Finally.
1032
00:47:40,184 --> 00:47:42,246
(EXHALES HEAVILY) All right.
Do you need anything else?
1033
00:47:42,270 --> 00:47:44,230
Water? Comfier clothes?
1034
00:47:45,022 --> 00:47:46,023
Time machine?
1035
00:47:46,107 --> 00:47:48,109
(CHUCKLES) How far back
can you take it?
1036
00:47:48,192 --> 00:47:50,820
(CHUCKLES) Hmm.
1037
00:47:52,863 --> 00:47:54,423
Depends. How far back
do you need to go?
1038
00:47:56,325 --> 00:47:58,202
Too far.
1039
00:48:01,872 --> 00:48:04,417
Back to before you
and I broke up.
1040
00:48:06,043 --> 00:48:07,043
Before Gossip Girl.
1041
00:48:08,838 --> 00:48:12,174
Yeah. I am... so sick
of hearing that name.
1042
00:48:12,258 --> 00:48:14,010
Yeah. She gets to wreak havoc
1043
00:48:14,093 --> 00:48:16,804
without any
of the consequences, unlike us.
1044
00:48:18,681 --> 00:48:20,683
Do you even remember life
before her?
1045
00:48:21,559 --> 00:48:23,185
No, I don't, actually.
(CHUCKLES)
1046
00:48:24,228 --> 00:48:26,772
No. Maybe...
1047
00:48:28,065 --> 00:48:30,318
we should just pretend
to go back before she existed.
1048
00:48:30,401 --> 00:48:32,445
You know, before I...
1049
00:48:33,195 --> 00:48:35,114
started this war with my family.
1050
00:48:35,197 --> 00:48:36,991
Before I tried to run away
from who I am.
1051
00:48:39,452 --> 00:48:40,494
Before I hurt you.
1052
00:48:43,914 --> 00:48:45,207
Before I hurt you.
1053
00:48:49,170 --> 00:48:50,170
(INHALES)
1054
00:48:51,005 --> 00:48:52,923
Okay. What do you think
we'd be doing
1055
00:48:53,716 --> 00:48:56,427
right now, back then? Like...
1056
00:48:58,095 --> 00:48:59,095
before?
1057
00:49:00,598 --> 00:49:03,851
Probably just sitting
here like this.
1058
00:49:07,563 --> 00:49:09,357
Maybe just a little closer
though, you know?
1059
00:49:11,442 --> 00:49:14,570
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1060
00:49:15,946 --> 00:49:18,658
And just talking.
Just like this.
1061
00:49:20,493 --> 00:49:24,705
Or not just talking like this.
1062
00:49:29,377 --> 00:49:30,377
Obie...
1063
00:49:53,150 --> 00:49:55,069
♪ (SOFT MUSIC FADES) ♪
1064
00:49:56,404 --> 00:49:57,697
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
1065
00:49:57,780 --> 00:50:00,700
GEORGINA: Kate!
Funny running into you here!
1066
00:50:02,993 --> 00:50:07,164
(SIGHS) If you're here
to do something awful,
1067
00:50:07,248 --> 00:50:09,667
just do it to me
and leave Jordan out of it.
1068
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,127
Cute.
1069
00:50:11,210 --> 00:50:15,464
You think this was about you?
It's about me.
1070
00:50:15,548 --> 00:50:19,176
And trust me,
Jordan did not feel left out.
1071
00:50:20,469 --> 00:50:22,805
- You and Jordan?
- We fucked.
1072
00:50:22,888 --> 00:50:26,475
Before I threatened him.
It was surprisingly satisfying.
1073
00:50:27,351 --> 00:50:30,271
It's always the quiet ones,
right?
1074
00:50:30,354 --> 00:50:34,692
I told him I would tell you
if he didn't do what I said.
1075
00:50:34,775 --> 00:50:38,112
- That was the leverage?
- You tainted Gossip Girl.
1076
00:50:38,696 --> 00:50:42,241
And I tainted Jordan.
1077
00:50:42,324 --> 00:50:44,452
I told you I would go out
with a bang.
1078
00:50:44,785 --> 00:50:46,495
(KISSES)
1079
00:50:52,835 --> 00:50:54,229
AUDREY:
Mom, let's just forget about it.
1080
00:50:54,253 --> 00:50:57,089
Everyone else will have
by tomorrow anyway.
1081
00:50:57,173 --> 00:50:59,842
We can... we can take a look
at some of your other designs,
1082
00:50:59,925 --> 00:51:00,426
find... find something new
to take to Eleanor...
1083
00:51:00,509 --> 00:51:03,137
God, stop.
1084
00:51:03,220 --> 00:51:05,514
Just stop. You need
to let this go, okay?
1085
00:51:05,598 --> 00:51:07,558
It is done. All of it.
1086
00:51:08,559 --> 00:51:10,436
My career, everything.
1087
00:51:12,980 --> 00:51:14,416
- AUDREY: Mom.
- Look, honey, I'm sorry.
1088
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:15,983
I'm sorry.
1089
00:51:16,066 --> 00:51:18,778
But I need you
to leave me be, okay?
1090
00:51:20,696 --> 00:51:21,739
Please.
1091
00:51:23,449 --> 00:51:25,034
- Mom.
- Please!
1092
00:51:33,209 --> 00:51:34,835
♪ ("SOMEONE TO BLAME"
BY DIXIE PLAYING) ♪
1093
00:51:34,919 --> 00:51:37,338
♪ Everyone needs
Someone to blame ♪
1094
00:51:37,421 --> 00:51:39,381
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1095
00:51:39,465 --> 00:51:42,510
♪ And this time
Think it's gonna be me ♪
1096
00:51:42,593 --> 00:51:45,179
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1097
00:51:45,262 --> 00:51:47,306
♪ Guess you need
Another villain for your story ♪
1098
00:51:47,389 --> 00:51:50,434
♪ God knows without it
That shit would be boring... ♪
1099
00:51:50,518 --> 00:51:52,436
Hey.
1100
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,122
♪ 'Cause everyone needs
Someone to blame ♪
1101
00:51:54,146 --> 00:51:57,024
(SIGHS) Well, you missed
a fun luncheon.
1102
00:51:57,107 --> 00:51:57,858
♪ Guess you can blame me... ♪
1103
00:51:57,942 --> 00:52:00,402
Where once again,
I trusted someone
1104
00:52:00,486 --> 00:52:02,112
and once again, they hurt me.
1105
00:52:05,282 --> 00:52:06,867
I know what you're
gonna say and...
1106
00:52:06,951 --> 00:52:07,951
I don't think you do.
1107
00:52:09,995 --> 00:52:11,622
♪ Now I'm dreamin' of peace... ♪
1108
00:52:12,122 --> 00:52:13,290
Zoya, I'm sorry.
1109
00:52:13,374 --> 00:52:16,919
I should have never accepted
that job and Davis's money.
1110
00:52:17,878 --> 00:52:18,878
I've lost myself.
1111
00:52:22,633 --> 00:52:24,760
I've lost myself, too.
1112
00:52:24,844 --> 00:52:29,014
♪ ...when it's really notthat bad ♪
1113
00:52:29,098 --> 00:52:32,059
Hey, maybe we can remind
each other of who we used to be.
1114
00:52:32,142 --> 00:52:34,895
♪ And it really makes me sad ♪
1115
00:52:34,979 --> 00:52:36,355
I've missed you.
1116
00:52:36,438 --> 00:52:39,066
♪ Everyone needs
Someone to blame ♪
1117
00:52:39,149 --> 00:52:40,943
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1118
00:52:41,026 --> 00:52:44,697
♪ And this time
Think it's gonna be me... ♪
1119
00:52:44,780 --> 00:52:48,033
- KATE: Hello?
- WENDY: How'd it go with Jordan?
1120
00:52:48,868 --> 00:52:50,619
It didn't.
1121
00:52:50,703 --> 00:52:53,455
Sorry. Well, I guess
time to start thinking
1122
00:52:53,539 --> 00:52:55,040
about your first post back.
1123
00:52:55,958 --> 00:52:58,419
What if Georgina's right?
1124
00:52:58,502 --> 00:53:00,254
What if I pulled too
many punches,
1125
00:53:00,337 --> 00:53:01,589
played it too safe?
1126
00:53:01,672 --> 00:53:04,049
I mean, maybe there
is an evil genius inside of me.
1127
00:53:04,133 --> 00:53:06,010
You like to be right,
not rotten.
1128
00:53:06,093 --> 00:53:07,928
Can't I be both?
1129
00:53:08,012 --> 00:53:09,447
It's time we set our sights
on bigger fish.
1130
00:53:09,471 --> 00:53:12,975
When you catch the predators,
the small fish get to thrive,
1131
00:53:13,058 --> 00:53:14,476
grow bigger themselves.
1132
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:18,147
- What do you have in mind?
- I wanna be an apex predator.
1133
00:53:19,356 --> 00:53:22,443
Which is what I should have been
doing all along.
1134
00:53:22,526 --> 00:53:24,320
No more Harriet the Spy.
1135
00:53:24,403 --> 00:53:26,363
It's time
for Jurassic Fucking Park.
1136
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:27,990
(SIGHS) Are you with me?
1137
00:53:28,073 --> 00:53:31,076
Well, I'm always down
for a good time.
1138
00:53:32,536 --> 00:53:34,496
How do we start?
1139
00:53:34,580 --> 00:53:37,333
♪ So I guess you can blame me ♪
1140
00:53:37,416 --> 00:53:40,794
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1141
00:53:40,878 --> 00:53:43,297
♪ I guess you can blame me... ♪
1142
00:53:44,340 --> 00:53:45,549
(CELLPHONE VIBRATES)
1143
00:53:49,053 --> 00:53:52,222
♪ Everyone needs
Someone to blame ♪
1144
00:53:54,683 --> 00:53:59,188
{\an8}♪ To make up
For their fucking mistakes ♪
1145
00:53:59,271 --> 00:54:00,856
{\an8}♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1146
00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:03,692
♪ Guess you need
Another villain for your story ♪
1147
00:54:03,776 --> 00:54:06,987
♪ God knows without it
That shit would be boring ♪
1148
00:54:07,071 --> 00:54:11,075
♪ 'Cause everyone needs
Someone to blame ♪
1149
00:54:11,158 --> 00:54:14,328
♪ So I guess you can blame me ♪
1150
00:54:14,411 --> 00:54:17,581
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1151
00:54:17,665 --> 00:54:20,334
♪ I guess you can blame me ♪
1152
00:54:20,417 --> 00:54:24,004
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1153
00:54:24,088 --> 00:54:26,256
♪ I guess you can blame me ♪
1154
00:54:29,343 --> 00:54:35,182
♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1155
00:56:57,991 --> 00:56:59,201
{\an8}♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
90193
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