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When you live in New York City,
it can take all your energy to stay in vogue.
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So when Enid Frick, my old boss at Vogue,
wanted to meet me for lunch...
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I was eager to hear what she had for me.
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Carrie, I need to ask you a favor.
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Apparently, this would be about
what I had for her.
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I wanted to invite you to a party
that I'm throwing a week from Saturday.
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It's for an amazing couple,
Rama Patel and Andre DiBiachi.
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They make documentary films.
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Well, unless I'm doing the catering,
it sounds like a fun favor.
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There'll be a lot of couples
from the art world...
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and maybe you could
bring your Aleksandr Petrovsky.
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- Done. Is that it?
- No.
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I was hoping you might...
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I can't believe I have to ask this.
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Does he have a single friend
that you could bring along for me?
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A date?
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The thing is,
it's shaping up to be mostly couples...
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and I'm not a couple,
and there are no exciting prospects...
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so I thought that someone from his crowd
might be right for me.
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Please never mention this conversation
to anyone at Cond� Nast.
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- Excuse me. Do you know what you want?
- Yes, I'll have the dorado.
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The dorado. This is a much larger fish,
so this fish we recommend for two people.
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See? You have to be a couple
just to order lunch in this town.
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- I'll have the dorado as well.
- Do you even like dorado?
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Because if this is a pity dorado,
I can have crab cakes.
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- We'll have the dorado.
- Very good.
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The only thing is,
I'm not sure if Aleksandr is...
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a "Let's set people up" kind of guy.
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Carrie, I got you a job, you get me a man.
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Later that evening,
the couple I was in had a couple of hours...
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to prepare a dinner party
for a couple of couples.
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Your friends enjoy red wine?
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My friends enjoy all wine.
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Yes. We'll have the Barolo.
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- Do you have any single male friends?
- Are you tired of me already?
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It's for this friend of mine.
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I have a friend.
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- He's a food critic.
- Perfect.
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Is this really how one finds love?
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No, it's just what we do to distract ourselves
until the real thing comes along.
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- Now, I have a question for you.
- Sorry, all my friends are taken.
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Wow. I've never said that before.
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You know, I'll be in Paris for some time
with my exhibition.
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I'm going next week,
and I am not sure when I'll come back.
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Unfortunately, having a man leave me
for Paris was not foreign to me.
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I am hoping you will come.
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Sure, I'll come for the opening...
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and maybe another weekend also.
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No, you misunderstand.
I am hoping you'll come and be with me.
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- In Paris?
- Yes.
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For who knows when we'll come back?
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Yes. I need you there.
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But this was foreign to me.
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The caviar.
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For most women,
the goal of a dinner party...
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is to have your friends feel comfortable
around your boyfriend.
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I think my maid is using my vibrator.
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Other times, you wish your friends
were not quite so comfortable.
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I don't think you're supposed
to say "maid" anymore.
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I don't think we're supposed
to say "vibrator" over dinner.
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I'm telling you,
I went into the kitchen to get it...
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- Wait, why was it in the kitchen?
- I like to mix it up.
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But yesterday, the batteries were dead.
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They were new the last time I used it.
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And I haven't used it
since Smith came back.
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Baby, that's sweet.
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Now, maybe in the Dominican Republic
people like to share vibrators...
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but this is America, land of plenty!
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I think you could have
a potential lawsuit on your hands.
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What, breaking and vibrating?
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As long as it's not entering.
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- It's a beautiful piano. You play?
- Yeah, I do.
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You know any Billy Joel?
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I am not familiar.
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- Uptown Girl? Always a Woman?
- Piano Man?
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Tell us about your sculpture exhibition
in Paris.
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They are not technically sculpture.
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Oh, sorry.
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They are large-scale light installations,
integrated with video imaging...
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That's fine.
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I don't like Paris. Too much attitude.
And what's with the toilet paper?
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Paris is the best city in the world.
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Easy, fella, you're talking
to New Yorkers here.
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New York is wonderful,
but there is nowhere like Paris.
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You'll see, Carrie.
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- Are you going for the opening?
- Yes, she's coming with me to live.
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No, we hadn't actually
discussed the details...
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but, yes, I have been invited to go to Paris.
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Later, my friends
wanted a tour of the apartment...
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a.k. A... ' time to ask me
what the hell was going on.
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- You would go live with him?
- I don't know.
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When were you planning to tell us?
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No, he just sprang this on me
two hours ago.
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- How long would you go?
- Where would you live?
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- Is there a guest room?
- You really thinking of going?
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I'm not sure! I haven't digested it yet.
I'm still digesting dinner.
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This is so exciting!
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I know! My boyfriend has just asked me
to go to Paris with him.
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This is the most romantic thing
that has ever happened to me.
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What are they doing down there?
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Not having a Billy Joel sing-along,
that's for sure.
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Ladies, time's up.
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I can't pretend to be
one of the boys any longer.
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So, I spoke to my girlfriends...
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and they have a few questions about Paris.
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But you are the one who's going.
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We don't know about that yet.
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I mean...
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how could this work?
Would I get my own place?
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Why would you get your own place?
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Well, I don't know.
I've never done this before.
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You will live with me.
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I have a beautiful apartment
on the Left Bank...
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but it's being remodeled,
so we would stay at the Plaza Ath�n�e.
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Okay, but are we talking a year?
Indefinitely?
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Don't I need to learn French?
Would I be able to work there?
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And what about my cell phone?
Would it work there?
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So many questions. Which is yours?
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I can't remember.
I think I drank too much Barolo at dinner.
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Okay.
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Here's one of mine:
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What about my apartment here,
would I sublet it?
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- I will pay for your apartment.
- That's crazy. I can't let you do that.
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Why? I have plenty of money.
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What I don't have:
Plenty of Carrie Bradshaws.
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And I've always wanted to learn French,
and drink wine before noon.
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So, basically, it's my fantasy...
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complete with Parisian parties
and museum openings.
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- But for how long?
- As long as it's fun. Indefinitely.
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- So you'd be moving there.
- No, 'cause I'd still have my apartment here.
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- Which he'd be paying for.
- He can certainly afford it.
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Do you think you might get married?
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No, that's... I don't think that's the point.
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- Then what is he promising you?
- The world?
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But what about your job?
Your column is all about New York.
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- You're all about New York. How would...
- I don't know!
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How can you people still have questions?
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I got all your questions answered,
and they were good answers, by the way.
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So this is the time...
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when everybody
should be really excited for me.
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- We are excited, it's fabulous.
- No, forget it.
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- No, I think it's really romantic.
- Then stop killing it with questions.
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We just want to make sure
you think this through.
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I am thinking it through. But it's a nice offer.
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And it would be nice
if my friends could be happy for me...
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especially when I've always
been happy for them.
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Carrie, we are happy for you.
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Anyone want to talk about cancer?
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Anybody?
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They say the unexamined life
is not worth living.
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But what if the examining
becomes your life?
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Is that living, or just procrastinating?
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And what if all those helpful lunches...
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and late-night phone calls to friends...
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have made us all girl-talk
and no girl-action?
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Is it time to stop questioning?
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Certain questions should never be asked
by anyone, especially a husband.
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You think someone's getting
a little chunky?
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Harry!
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I'm talking about the dog.
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Elizabeth Taylor had gained four pounds...
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which, for a dog who used to
weigh eight pounds, seemed excessive.
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Hi. Can you tell me
where the diet dog food is?
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Oh, a Cavalier! She's beautiful. May I?
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Yes, she is beautiful,
but she's getting a little fat.
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She's not fat.
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You're right, that is an ugly word.
She's full-figured.
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No, she's pregnant.
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Honey. I got your message.
So the dog's knocked up?
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Yes, she's pregnant.
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Because everyone around me gets pregnant,
just not me.
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- It's not like she planned it. She's a dog.
- Exactly!
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She's not even thinking about it, and bam!
On her first try.
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It might have been her first time,
but it was with at least eight dogs.
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Eight mutts!
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And now we are going to have to raise
her whole trampy, un-pedigreed family!
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Elizabeth, Mommy can't look at you
right now.
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Miranda just doesn't like him.
This is all about Billy Joel.
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It's not about Billy Joel, it's about you.
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We're not going to encourage you
to cross an ocean.
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We're selfish bitches
who like you in New York.
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I like me in New York, too.
But I really like him.
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- He's great, isn't he?
- Yes.
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A bit arrogant,
but he's got the goods to back it up.
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- And he can be really sweet.
- Then he's got it all.
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Then why does Miranda not like him?
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She doesn't not like him.
She doesn't know him.
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She didn't try to get to know him.
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She didn't ask him one question all night.
And she is all about the questions.
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Well, here's a question: Why do you care?
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Have you ever heard me once ask
what anybody thinks about my boyfriend?
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I've never heard you
use the term "boyfriend."
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My point is, it doesn't matter.
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Nobody knows what goes on
behind closed doors.
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You know the most annoying thing?
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- What's annoying?
- Miranda has a point.
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What about work, and everything?
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Maybe I can't leave New York.
I don't know how I'd do someplace else.
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Believe me,
your fabulousness will translate.
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And nobody says
he gets to dictate the terms.
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Figure out how to do it
so you're comfortable.
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Maybe half the time you're there,
half the time I'm there.
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Now you're being too supportive.
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Later, I still had questions filling my head,
but at least they were in French.
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- Are you coming?
- Yeah, I'm just putting my earrings on.
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No, to Paris.
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I haven't decided yet.
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I'm inviting you to go to France, not to jail.
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- I just have...
- More questions? Is it possible?
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Things to figure out.
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My whole life is here.
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Could we stay in New York, and then...
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just go to Paris for a few months
for your show?
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Then it wouldn't feel like we're moving.
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I need to be in Paris now.
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I have been here for three years.
I'm finished with New York.
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It's time for Paris.
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But I'm not finished with New York.
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Maybe we could do
long-distance for a while.
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You mean, back and forth?
It's never worked for me.
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You know, someone meets someone,
someone gets bored.
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I don't know.
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Voulez-vous an ultimatum?
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Normally, a couple doesn't go
from an ultimatum to a party.
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But we were in charge
of bringing something very important.
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Carrie, so glad you came.
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- Enid, this is...
- Aleksandr Petrovsky. I'm thrilled.
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Pleasure to meet you.
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And this is Martin Grable.
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Hi. Looks like it's going to
start snowing out there.
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They say it's going to be reminiscent
of the '74 nor'easter.
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Hello.
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Martin is a food critic for Bon Appetit.
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Fascinating.
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The coat check is right around the corner.
236
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He's very sweet and smart.
237
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He's a hobbit.
238
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Carrie Bradshaw!
239
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Where the fuck have you been hiding?
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Lexi Featherston was
one of New York's legendary party girls...
241
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who always ended up on Page 6...
242
00:16:03,809 --> 00:16:06,539
because of her barhopping
and her bedhopping.
243
00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:10,742
I'm going to go up to the roof
and have a smoke. I'll be back in five.
244
00:16:14,787 --> 00:16:17,449
He's just so pretentious.
245
00:16:17,523 --> 00:16:20,583
- Are we still talking about him?
- It's not him.
246
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:24,426
I've been thinking about this,
and it's how she is around him.
247
00:16:24,497 --> 00:16:26,965
She's different, and not in a good way.
248
00:16:27,033 --> 00:16:29,627
She didn't laugh all night. Not once.
249
00:16:29,702 --> 00:16:31,863
Miranda, no offense, but you never think...
250
00:16:31,937 --> 00:16:34,132
anyone is good enough for you
and your friends.
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- You didn't think I was good enough.
- That's not true.
252
00:16:37,576 --> 00:16:40,875
Yes, it is, and it's fine.
I knew you'd come around.
253
00:16:43,549 --> 00:16:47,041
"Large-scale light installations."
What the fuck is that?
254
00:16:47,119 --> 00:16:50,350
- All right, he is kind of full of himself...
- Thank you!
255
00:16:50,423 --> 00:16:52,323
Let's not wake the kid.
256
00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:04,091
If she moves, it'll be okay.
You'll talk, you'll visit.
257
00:17:09,141 --> 00:17:10,870
I bet she won't go.
258
00:17:13,179 --> 00:17:16,376
She can't leave New York.
She's got too much here.
259
00:17:18,317 --> 00:17:22,083
The best raw-milk white cheddar
I ever had was from a farm in...
260
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- Guess where?
- Oh, I don't...
261
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New York!
262
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We now rival England
for the best cheddar in the world.
263
00:17:29,295 --> 00:17:32,662
An hour later,
I had somehow ended up on Enid's date.
264
00:17:32,732 --> 00:17:37,169
Actually, raw milk couldn't even be used
in the States until recently...
265
00:17:37,236 --> 00:17:41,969
because it isn't pasteurized. I mean,
it basically goes from the cow right to you.
266
00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:46,537
And Enid had somehow ended up on mine.
267
00:17:46,612 --> 00:17:49,775
That's priceless. I never liked I.M. Pei either.
268
00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:53,285
Martin, can you excuse me
just for a minute?
269
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- Sure.
- Thank you.
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00:17:57,823 --> 00:17:58,915
Excuse me.
271
00:17:58,991 --> 00:18:01,983
I have to tell you,
I have been a fan of your work...
272
00:18:02,061 --> 00:18:04,154
for longer than I'd like to admit.
273
00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:07,961
I have been doing my work
for longer than I'd like to admit.
274
00:18:10,302 --> 00:18:13,430
- Carrie, I love this man.
- Yes, I see that.
275
00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:15,269
Would anybody like a drink?
276
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:19,971
Are you always this attentive?
I'd love a vodka martini.
277
00:18:20,846 --> 00:18:23,371
- Carrie?
- No, I'm fine, thanks.
278
00:18:23,449 --> 00:18:25,576
One vodka martini coming up.
279
00:18:28,888 --> 00:18:31,118
Carrie, why aren't I with him?
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Because I am?
281
00:18:36,295 --> 00:18:39,230
- What are you doing?
- What?
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00:18:43,335 --> 00:18:46,793
All right, I'm sorry. It's not fair.
283
00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:51,573
He's my age, and you've got him.
284
00:18:52,077 --> 00:18:55,103
And I am in no-man's-land, literally.
285
00:18:55,748 --> 00:18:57,375
No man anywhere.
286
00:18:57,983 --> 00:19:00,850
Men can date anyone, any age,
but let's be frank...
287
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,218
most of them prefer the bimbos.
288
00:19:03,289 --> 00:19:06,690
So if you're
a successful 50-something woman...
289
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there's a very small pool.
290
00:19:11,397 --> 00:19:16,300
It's very small. It's a wading pool, really.
291
00:19:16,368 --> 00:19:19,166
So why are you swimming
in my wading pool?
292
00:19:19,505 --> 00:19:22,838
It was another question
I wasn't prepared to answer.
293
00:19:23,309 --> 00:19:26,870
- I need to go to the bathroom.
- Yeah, it's down the hall.
294
00:19:28,481 --> 00:19:31,177
Outside, the snow
was starting to come down.
295
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:33,484
And inside, it was going up.
296
00:19:33,619 --> 00:19:34,984
Want some?
297
00:19:35,488 --> 00:19:37,615
- No, thanks.
- Close the door.
298
00:19:41,026 --> 00:19:44,223
- Wow, do people still do coke?
- No, unfortunately.
299
00:19:44,597 --> 00:19:47,589
God, Carrie, I'm 40 years old.
Can you fucking believe it?
300
00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:49,327
Don't answer that.
301
00:19:49,802 --> 00:19:52,703
Remember when we used to go to Tunnel?
We were, like, 5.
302
00:19:52,771 --> 00:19:54,329
Do you need to use the john?
303
00:19:54,406 --> 00:19:56,704
No, I was just trying to get away
for a minute.
304
00:19:56,775 --> 00:19:58,538
Euro-intellectuals.
305
00:19:58,611 --> 00:20:02,377
I don't know why I pulled strings
to get an invite to this piece-of-shit party.
306
00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:06,680
I'm so glad to see you, though.
We're the only two single girls here.
307
00:20:07,086 --> 00:20:10,817
- Well, actually, I'm with someone.
- Fuck you!
308
00:20:21,967 --> 00:20:24,731
And speaking of little piece-of-shit parties...
309
00:20:24,803 --> 00:20:27,795
- Babe?
- No, Harry, I cannot come to bed right now...
310
00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:29,864
because someone left me a little present.
311
00:20:29,942 --> 00:20:33,105
Because someone
is too pregnant to hold it in.
312
00:20:33,178 --> 00:20:35,612
Well, someone isn't holding it in anymore.
313
00:20:35,681 --> 00:20:38,844
In fact, someone
is giving birth in the bathroom.
314
00:20:39,018 --> 00:20:42,613
- Right now?
- Honey, it's time.
315
00:20:42,922 --> 00:20:45,618
Elizabeth Taylor, Mommy's coming!
316
00:20:52,364 --> 00:20:55,856
That night, Charlotte embraced
her maternal instinct...
317
00:20:55,935 --> 00:20:57,562
and three puppies.
318
00:20:57,636 --> 00:20:59,126
Little babies.
319
00:20:59,838 --> 00:21:03,535
And I embraced my boyfriend
for as long as I still had him.
320
00:21:03,609 --> 00:21:07,568
So, now Rama and I split our time
between Los Angeles and Calcutta.
321
00:21:07,646 --> 00:21:10,581
- He splits his time.
- Rama hates Los Angeles.
322
00:21:10,649 --> 00:21:12,640
Frozen yogurt is not culture.
323
00:21:12,718 --> 00:21:17,417
So she stays in our home in Calcutta,
while I edit our movies in Los Angeles.
324
00:21:17,489 --> 00:21:19,480
But I get final Calcutta.
325
00:21:21,594 --> 00:21:24,461
- Nice to meet both of you.
- You, too.
326
00:21:25,297 --> 00:21:27,925
They aren't together all the time.
They seem happy.
327
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,729
Carrie, I don't want that.
328
00:21:29,802 --> 00:21:33,761
I want: You wake up, you see me, I see you.
329
00:21:34,039 --> 00:21:36,405
We go for dinner, we sit in cafes.
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00:21:36,475 --> 00:21:37,601
Life.
331
00:21:38,277 --> 00:21:42,646
I want you every day, too,
but I have a life here.
332
00:21:42,915 --> 00:21:46,681
Yes. But what do you want
to come home to?
333
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,416
What do you want your life to be?
334
00:21:52,391 --> 00:21:56,191
- Carrie, do you have a lighter?
- No, sorry, I don't smoke anymore.
335
00:21:56,261 --> 00:21:57,558
Fuck you!
336
00:21:59,331 --> 00:22:02,129
Anyway, I'm just a huge fan
of the pomegranate.
337
00:22:02,201 --> 00:22:04,431
Do either of you have a light?
338
00:22:04,703 --> 00:22:07,365
There's no smoking in here.
Please go outside.
339
00:22:07,439 --> 00:22:10,237
There is no outside. It's fucking snowing.
340
00:22:10,976 --> 00:22:12,000
Careful.
341
00:22:12,077 --> 00:22:15,535
- She was rather rude.
- I don't even know how she got in here.
342
00:22:16,815 --> 00:22:19,579
How do you open this fucking thing?
343
00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:24,613
Excuse me, miss, could you keep it down?
344
00:22:25,124 --> 00:22:28,491
You keep it down. Fucking geriatrics.
345
00:22:28,627 --> 00:22:31,562
Now, our hostess has already said
there's no smoking.
346
00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:33,928
When did everybody stop smoking?
347
00:22:34,299 --> 00:22:36,426
When did everybody pair off?
348
00:22:36,502 --> 00:22:39,801
This used to be
the most exciting city in the world.
349
00:22:39,872 --> 00:22:43,638
And now it's nothing
but smoking near a fucking open window.
350
00:22:44,410 --> 00:22:46,037
New York is over.
351
00:22:47,146 --> 00:22:49,910
O-V-E-R.
352
00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:52,442
Over.
353
00:22:52,951 --> 00:22:54,748
No one's fun anymore!
354
00:22:54,953 --> 00:22:56,978
Whatever happened to fun?
355
00:22:57,156 --> 00:22:59,386
God, I'm so bored I could die!
356
00:23:07,499 --> 00:23:10,957
It was the first time
Lexi had ever left a party early.
357
00:23:12,938 --> 00:23:16,101
An hour later,
the snow really started to fall...
358
00:23:17,609 --> 00:23:19,702
the first time that winter.
359
00:23:23,582 --> 00:23:25,311
And it didn't stop.
360
00:23:26,351 --> 00:23:28,842
The city was silent.
361
00:23:32,124 --> 00:23:34,319
There were no more questions.
362
00:23:34,727 --> 00:23:36,388
Only white noise.
363
00:23:44,069 --> 00:23:45,934
I want to go to Paris.
364
00:23:53,378 --> 00:23:55,778
It was a day made for first snows.
365
00:23:55,848 --> 00:23:58,783
Look, Brady. Look, snow angels.
366
00:24:08,093 --> 00:24:10,288
And staying home with family.
367
00:24:10,629 --> 00:24:14,087
See that? That's called snow.
368
00:24:22,608 --> 00:24:26,510
Two days later,
we said goodbye to our snow angel.
369
00:24:27,646 --> 00:24:29,978
Wait, she tripped on her Manolo?
370
00:24:30,048 --> 00:24:33,848
Stanny, the girl died. It's sad. The end.
371
00:24:33,919 --> 00:24:35,614
I'll say it's sad.
372
00:24:35,821 --> 00:24:39,757
The scandal of the New York social scene,
and I missed it.
373
00:24:39,825 --> 00:24:43,192
I need details. Last words.
374
00:24:44,429 --> 00:24:46,556
"I'm so bored I could die."
375
00:24:46,632 --> 00:24:47,656
No!
376
00:24:51,203 --> 00:24:53,865
This funeral is better than Fashion Week.
377
00:24:53,939 --> 00:24:57,534
I know. Marcus is saving us seats
next to Hugh Jackman.
378
00:24:57,609 --> 00:24:59,474
I'll see you in there.
379
00:25:00,345 --> 00:25:02,609
I didn't know Lexi had so many friends.
380
00:25:02,681 --> 00:25:06,447
She wasn't always so tragic.
Remember the '80s? She was the "it" girl.
381
00:25:06,518 --> 00:25:08,247
I thought I was the "it" girl.
382
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,221
It's your word against a dead girl's,
so you win.
383
00:25:11,290 --> 00:25:13,952
You guys,
we're supposed to be in mourning.
384
00:25:14,026 --> 00:25:16,517
We are. It's the end of an era.
385
00:25:16,595 --> 00:25:19,029
Yep, the party's officially over.
386
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,505
Ladies, if you are single in New York,
after a certain point...
387
00:25:31,577 --> 00:25:33,909
there is nowhere to go but down.
388
00:25:33,979 --> 00:25:36,470
Eighteen stories down, to be exact.
389
00:25:37,516 --> 00:25:39,575
I'm going to Paris.
390
00:25:40,285 --> 00:25:43,049
- That's so exciting!
- Good for you!
391
00:25:43,922 --> 00:25:46,152
Because you're afraid
of going out a window?
392
00:25:46,225 --> 00:25:48,853
No. Because I want to open a new one.
393
00:25:49,094 --> 00:25:51,858
- What about your job?
- I quit.
394
00:25:52,531 --> 00:25:54,999
- What? When did you...
- Stop.
395
00:25:55,601 --> 00:25:59,332
We are done with the question portion
of the program.
396
00:26:00,405 --> 00:26:01,736
I'm happy.
397
00:26:02,407 --> 00:26:03,772
I'm going.
398
00:26:05,544 --> 00:26:07,978
Now, let's go say goodbye to Lexi.
399
00:26:08,947 --> 00:26:11,245
It really is the end of an era.
400
00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:23,758
After the funeral, a couple of friends
walked a couple of blocks.
401
00:26:25,464 --> 00:26:27,261
You want to go get something to eat?
402
00:26:27,332 --> 00:26:30,358
- I'm not hungry, but I'll go sit with you.
- Okay.
403
00:26:30,435 --> 00:26:33,427
- Isn't Gordon's around here?
- It's two blocks.
404
00:26:35,574 --> 00:26:38,042
I can't believe you quit your job.
405
00:26:40,612 --> 00:26:42,546
Couldn't you write the column there?
406
00:26:42,614 --> 00:26:46,516
No. They weren't really into
my "American girl in Paris" angle.
407
00:26:46,585 --> 00:26:48,815
New York paper, New York girl.
408
00:26:49,187 --> 00:26:51,621
It got to be such a hassle, so...
409
00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:55,653
Are they going to have
someone new write it or...
410
00:26:55,727 --> 00:26:56,853
Don't know.
411
00:26:56,929 --> 00:27:00,660
Probably some 29-year-old single girl
with all-new problems.
412
00:27:01,099 --> 00:27:04,796
- I think you're making a mistake.
- Miranda, please.
413
00:27:04,937 --> 00:27:08,304
Carrie, you can't quit your column.
It's who you are.
414
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,739
No, it's not who I am, it's what I do.
415
00:27:12,277 --> 00:27:13,904
That's my column.
416
00:27:17,316 --> 00:27:20,774
- I think I should go home.
- What? I'm not allowed to have an opinion?
417
00:27:20,852 --> 00:27:23,878
You have an opinion.
You've had it for quite some time.
418
00:27:23,956 --> 00:27:28,188
What are you going to do over there
without your job? Eat croissants?
419
00:27:28,327 --> 00:27:31,956
- Why can't you be happy for me?
- I'm sorry, but...
420
00:27:32,698 --> 00:27:36,828
I don't understand why you have to
move away and give up your life.
421
00:27:36,902 --> 00:27:39,894
- You moved to Brooklyn.
- It's just Brooklyn.
422
00:27:39,972 --> 00:27:44,341
I cannot stay in New York
and be single for you.
423
00:27:44,409 --> 00:27:46,240
- What?
- This is about you.
424
00:27:46,311 --> 00:27:49,610
As long as I'm here, in the same place,
writing my column...
425
00:27:49,681 --> 00:27:51,410
then nothing has really changed.
426
00:27:51,483 --> 00:27:52,848
No, this is about you.
427
00:27:52,918 --> 00:27:57,014
No, you moved on, Charlotte's moved on,
even Samantha's moved on.
428
00:27:57,422 --> 00:28:00,220
I can stay here and write about my life...
429
00:28:00,292 --> 00:28:03,284
or I can go with him and live my life.
430
00:28:03,362 --> 00:28:05,023
You mean, his life.
431
00:28:09,468 --> 00:28:11,595
Carrie, I love you, come on!
432
00:28:13,338 --> 00:28:15,670
Just say it! You don't like him!
433
00:28:15,874 --> 00:28:17,603
Fine, I don't like him!
434
00:28:17,676 --> 00:28:20,338
Then don't you go to Paris with him!
435
00:28:21,513 --> 00:28:23,606
You're living in a fantasy!
436
00:28:33,592 --> 00:28:35,719
Maybe I was living in a fantasy...
437
00:28:35,794 --> 00:28:38,888
but I found a man
who could make it a reality.
438
00:28:39,431 --> 00:28:41,865
And I wasn't going to question any of it.
439
00:28:41,933 --> 00:28:44,868
Not even how he found
a horse-drawn sleigh...
440
00:28:45,237 --> 00:28:47,330
in the middle of Manhattan.
441
00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:39,000
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