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- Come on, let's hurry.
- I'm not dressed to hustle.
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When Charlotte and I heard
there was a woman in Chelsea...
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not talking or eating...
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we were there in a New York minute.
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And she's doing this for how long?
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Sixteen days, 24 hours a day.
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- This is Day 6.
- It gets worse?
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"By changing my personal energy field...
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"I'm attempting to change the energy field
of this room...
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"and perhaps that energy shift
will shift the energy of the world."
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Good for her. So, Pastis for lunch?
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When I was working in the galleries...
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performance art was more theater
than installation.
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She's moved it to the next level.
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Well, girlfriend needs
to move a comb through her hair.
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She has company.
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There's a man over there staring at me.
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- Where?
- Over there.
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He's not there.
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Can you tell Circe that Charlotte
from his gallery on Spring Street...
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sends her very best?
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Okay, that's him again.
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Oh, my God.
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That's Aleksandr Petrovsky, the artist.
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He is the...
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Thank you very much.
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- Would you like to keep it?
- No.
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- Excuse me, Mr. Petrovsky.
- Yes?
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I don't mean to bother you,
but I just have to say thank you.
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When I first moved to New York
and was working in the galleries...
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your Abstract No. 1
was my first important sale.
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This is such a thrill.
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I mean, you defined the '70s
in terms of progressive...
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And what did you think
about this work today?
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Very moving. Significant.
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And what do you think?
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It was good.
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But you thought it was funny.
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I heard you laugh.
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I'm not very arty.
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You don't think it's significant?
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Please. There are depressed women
all over New York...
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doing the exact same thing as her
and not calling it art.
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Put a phone up on that platform
and it's just a typical Friday night...
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waiting for some guy to call.
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She's kidding.
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Frankly, I don't buy
the whole 24 hours-not-eating thing.
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I bet if anyone bothered
to come down here at 3:00 a. M...
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she wouldn't even be up there.
She'd be round the corner having a Big Mac.
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Why do you think she has the knife ladders?
To keep her from running out for a snack.
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- And who are you?
- What do you mean?
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Your name?
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- Carrie Bradshaw.
- You are a comic.
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I'm Charlotte York. I mean, Goldenblatt.
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I forgot my married name.
I just got married, so I...
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Can I just say again...
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how very, very important your work is.
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Oh, my God.
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We just met Aleksandr Petrovsky.
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"You are a comic."
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That night, over at New Couple Central...
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Hot pizza, and in less than 30 minutes.
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I think I missed my calling.
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You just pass by me without a kiss?
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I had to wait till I could use my hands.
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See?
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What's with the little pizza box?
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One is a pizza,
the other is a surprise for you...
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after the pizza.
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- After.
- I love surprises.
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What are we drinking? Wine?
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What?
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One of my guys busted his knee.
I have to go to the hospital.
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What are 6' 8" pro basketball stars
doing on a skateboard? I don't know.
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Don't wait up.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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All right, then.
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Good night, beautiful.
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There they were. The sweetest words
you could ever say...
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in the sweetest way
you could ever say them.
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Turns out Miranda didn't like surprises
as much as she thought.
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Last night Robert said, "I love you."
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Wow! That's wonderful.
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On a cookie.
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I need more information.
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He brought it over, I guess, as a surprise.
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But before we got to it he had to leave...
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and then I panicked
and ate the entire thing.
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Because?
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If it wasn't there,
I wouldn't have to deal with it.
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Now, was it the fact
that he said it on a cookie...
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or that he said it, period?
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It had to be the cookie.
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Robert is great. Right?
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I didn't wanna be the one
to have to tell you this about him...
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but he's perfect.
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I'm sorry. If your best friend can't tell you,
who will?
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He is perfect.
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Really. You should see how cute he is...
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helping plan Brady's birthday party.
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Brady is one year old.
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And yet I haven't aged a day.
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Saturday afternoon, my house.
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Just us, some of Steve's family.
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I'm not coming if there's a clown.
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- No clown.
- Good. Nothing's scarier than a clown.
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We're gonna be four. Thanks.
What are you getting?
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Yes, I need glasses, and I'm not ashamed.
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I have a sexy young man
who loves to fuck me, and I'm fabulous.
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Have you considered putting that
on a T-shirt?
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Are those the kind you get at the drugstore,
next to the Bengay?
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How dare you! These are Chanel.
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Have you ever heard of that artist,
Aleksandr Petrovsky?
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- Who?
- Aleksandr Petrovsky?
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Oh, my God.
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He was the number one hot guy
at Studio 54.
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Dated every top supermodel in the '70s.
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My nipples are getting hard
just thinking about him.
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- Why?
- I met him yesterday.
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No! How did he look? Is he still gorgeous?
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We need more time.
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Where did you meet? What's he like?
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We met at a gallery and...
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he was odd.
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How old is he now? Let me see.
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When I was 22, he was about 30.
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Studio 54 was '79,
so that would make him, what?
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- Fifty-three.
- And that would make you...
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I'm forty-fucking-five.
I have nothing to hide.
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Hello.
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- What?
- I'm pregnant.
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Congratulations!
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Oh, my God.
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It's very early, but I am.
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I just heard from the doctor.
We don't know if it's the acupuncture...
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or all the herbs that I've been taking...
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or maybe Harry and I are just a better fit,
or whatever. But I'm pregnant.
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- How far along are you?
- About three weeks.
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Please excuse me.
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- What was that?
- I'm growing it out.
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My hair down there.
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Smith enjoys a full bush.
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Isn't this great?
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Everything is exactly like it always is.
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But I'm pregnant.
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One lazy Wednesday afternoon later...
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Hello?
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Hello. Good afternoon.
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Wrong number. Sorry.
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- Hello?
- I'm sorry.
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Yes, I'm sorry, too. Wrong number.
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Yes?
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I'm afraid it's me again.
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I have really a bit of trouble here.
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Sir, I cannot understand you.
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This is Aleksandr Petrovsky calling...
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for Carrie Bradshaw.
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I'll get her, hold on.
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Carrie!
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Hello?
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That was you before, yes?
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Sounded just like you.
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No, that was my sister.
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- She's visiting.
- That's nice.
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I hope you don't mind me calling you.
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I got this number from the friend of yours...
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who knows the girl who works
at the gallery at Circe.
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I hope it's okay.
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Okay?
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Are you still laughing at that artist?
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Excuse me?
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Saying that she eats all night Big Macs.
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- I'm sticking to my guns.
- I thought you would.
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So let's go see her at 3:00 a.m. To be sure.
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How's Saturday for you?
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You're not serious.
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I am serious, she is serious.
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You're the one who is not serious.
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You're expecting me
to get out of bed and go meet you...
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at some art gallery at 3:00 a.m.?
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Not 3:00. Let's say 1:00.
We'll have dinner first.
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At the Russian Samovar.
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1:00 a.m., a mysterious place.
I'm not getting sold into white slavery, am I?
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I don't know what this means.
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It was a joke.
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Okay, comic.
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Goodbye.
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- Hello, again.
- Harry.
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- It's Harry.
- Harry, hi.
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What's wrong?
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- What happened?
- It just, you know, went away.
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Doctor says it happens all the time.
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- How is she?
- Not good.
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She's just been sitting and staring
since this morning.
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She didn't want me to call anybody,
but I thought...
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You did the right thing.
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She's in the living room.
I told her you were coming.
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How are you?
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You know...
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This is awful. I'm so sorry.
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The doctor said the good news
is we got pregnant.
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He said lots of women miscarry
and go on to have perfectly healthy kids.
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It's true.
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Shall I get you some mint tea?
How about that?
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I can't go to Brady's party on Saturday.
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Okay, she'll understand.
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Napkins, cups.
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- Party favors.
- Done.
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On Saturday,
all Steve has to do is bring the cake.
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- What kind?
- Chocolate with white icing.
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Baby's first sugar. Look out.
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You like chocolate, don't you?
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Were you ever gonna mention anything
about the cookie?
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You know what? Yes, I was.
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If you'd give me a minute.
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It was five days ago.
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I'm embarrassed.
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I ate the whole thing.
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- It was delicious.
- Good.
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What about what it said?
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Sweet!
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So sweet!
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I love you, Jules.
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I love you, Mimi.
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I've loved you ever since I first saw you.
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It feels so right to finally say it.
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I don't have
to hold the words back anymore.
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I love you, Jules.
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I love you.
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- Hello?
- I am so fucked up.
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We need to divide and conquer.
What's going on?
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I can't say, "I love you."
I just can't. It's not in my DNA.
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And everywhere I look
it is just flying out of people's mouths.
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- Whose mouths is it flying out of?
- Everyone.
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- Jules and Mimi.
- They're fictional.
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But they say it. Robert said it.
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He said it on a cookie.
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I am so fucked up.
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Robert asked about the cookie,
and it was the perfect time to say it.
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And I couldn't.
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He was just hanging there waiting,
and I couldn't.
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I am never gonna be happy.
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Just not gonna happen for me.
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Do you love him?
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How can I love him
if I can't even say the words?
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I always thought
that when the right guy came along...
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all of my bullshit would calm down
and go away...
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and the words would just fall out
of my mouth...
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because I would know he was the one.
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And here he is.
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The perfect guy.
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And I...
253
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,944
Is he the one? I don't know.
254
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,912
Because I am so fucked up.
255
00:16:14,287 --> 00:16:15,879
And I am gonna ruin my life.
256
00:16:15,955 --> 00:16:18,480
Stop. It's too late to ruin your life.
257
00:16:18,557 --> 00:16:22,323
The only thing you're going to ruin tonight
is your night and mine.
258
00:16:23,362 --> 00:16:24,761
I was kidding.
259
00:16:24,997 --> 00:16:26,624
I'm laughing on the inside.
260
00:16:26,699 --> 00:16:28,826
Okay, listen. Get a good night's sleep...
261
00:16:28,901 --> 00:16:30,766
see how you feel tomorrow...
262
00:16:30,836 --> 00:16:34,533
turn off Jules and Mimi, and go to bed.
263
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:38,103
- You've seen enough love for one night.
- You're right.
264
00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:43,474
You know what used
to make me feel better? Cookies.
265
00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:45,679
- Good night.
- Good night.
266
00:16:49,522 --> 00:16:51,285
I blame Valentine's Day.
267
00:16:51,357 --> 00:16:55,555
Hundreds upon hundreds of cards,
all decreeing, "You're the one."
268
00:16:56,629 --> 00:17:00,395
Just imagine the hundreds and hundreds
of wrenching late-night phone calls...
269
00:17:00,466 --> 00:17:04,197
all over this one idea.
And it's not just with love.
270
00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:08,263
It seems we're always looking for that one
thing to make our lives complete.
271
00:17:08,341 --> 00:17:11,139
That job, that chance, that family.
272
00:17:11,711 --> 00:17:13,235
I couldn't help but wonder.'
273
00:17:13,312 --> 00:17:16,247
When will waiting for the one be done?
274
00:17:27,326 --> 00:17:30,523
Samantha was never a woman
who looked for the one.
275
00:17:32,798 --> 00:17:34,789
But today, she found one.
276
00:17:39,972 --> 00:17:41,337
A gray one.
277
00:17:58,691 --> 00:18:02,286
She figured a box in the hand
was better than one in the bush.
278
00:18:04,397 --> 00:18:06,524
Turns out, left on too long...
279
00:18:06,599 --> 00:18:09,466
Nice and Simple was not so nice.
280
00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:12,898
Here we go. Happy birthday.
281
00:18:12,972 --> 00:18:14,906
Hey, birthday boy!
282
00:18:16,609 --> 00:18:18,270
How are you?
283
00:18:18,644 --> 00:18:20,305
Who got the clown?
284
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,075
- I did!
- Hey, Ma!
285
00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:28,044
I got my grandson a clown.
The kids will love it.
286
00:18:29,121 --> 00:18:30,713
Brady is the only kid.
287
00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:32,550
Well, I paid him.
288
00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:35,726
He can open the door or something.
289
00:18:36,362 --> 00:18:40,162
Put that cake somewhere cool,
where it won't get knocked over.
290
00:18:41,066 --> 00:18:42,533
Laundry room.
291
00:18:42,935 --> 00:18:45,460
And tell the clown to open the door.
292
00:18:47,606 --> 00:18:50,769
I hope you're not insulted.
I brought my own beer.
293
00:18:51,911 --> 00:18:53,742
Not at all.
294
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:56,512
- Hi, Ma!
- Debbie!
295
00:18:57,216 --> 00:18:59,275
There's my Debbie!
296
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,153
Miranda, the baby looks so cute.
297
00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:06,622
- Thanks.
- God bless him.
298
00:19:06,692 --> 00:19:08,284
You want a beer?
299
00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:10,188
Sure.
300
00:19:11,297 --> 00:19:13,231
Did you see my clown?
301
00:19:21,407 --> 00:19:23,705
- Thanks for coming.
- Of course.
302
00:19:23,776 --> 00:19:25,641
- How is she?
- The same.
303
00:19:25,911 --> 00:19:27,845
Just stares at the TV.
304
00:19:27,913 --> 00:19:30,108
She said she wasn't strong enough to come.
305
00:19:30,182 --> 00:19:32,878
- I don't know what to do.
- She'll be okay.
306
00:19:33,452 --> 00:19:35,249
She just has to feel it.
307
00:19:36,522 --> 00:19:38,820
- Come on, there's food.
- Good.
308
00:19:44,129 --> 00:19:46,825
This is the story of Elizabeth Taylor.
309
00:19:46,899 --> 00:19:49,891
The E! True Hollywood Story.
310
00:19:49,969 --> 00:19:52,267
We'll give you an exclusive revealing look...
311
00:19:52,338 --> 00:19:54,670
at one of Hollywood's greatest treasures...
312
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:58,836
a talented and courageous woman
who is, above all, a survivor.
313
00:20:12,057 --> 00:20:14,491
- There you are.
- I was told there'd be no clowns.
314
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,721
Nothing's scarier than a clown.
315
00:20:16,795 --> 00:20:18,524
I need to talk to you in private.
316
00:20:18,597 --> 00:20:20,997
It'll have to wait till I get something to eat.
317
00:20:21,066 --> 00:20:23,762
- I'm starving.
- Here. Come.
318
00:20:35,881 --> 00:20:39,044
Okay. What is so important
that it couldn't wait?
319
00:20:39,118 --> 00:20:40,983
I found a gray hair.
320
00:20:41,053 --> 00:20:43,078
- In the food?
- In my hair.
321
00:20:43,689 --> 00:20:45,088
Down there.
322
00:20:47,326 --> 00:20:49,055
What am I going to do? It's a disaster.
323
00:20:49,128 --> 00:20:51,688
It's not a disaster.
It's all part of getting older.
324
00:20:51,764 --> 00:20:54,562
- You said that yourself.
- My eyes getting old is one thing.
325
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:57,227
But this cannot get old.
326
00:20:57,836 --> 00:20:59,064
What will Smith think?
327
00:20:59,138 --> 00:21:01,629
Smith is well aware of the fact
that you're older.
328
00:21:01,707 --> 00:21:04,642
Older, not old. And this is old.
329
00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:07,372
No man wants to fuck grandma's pussy.
330
00:21:07,546 --> 00:21:11,710
God, this is a child's birthday party.
331
00:21:12,117 --> 00:21:16,281
I was going to tweeze, but if you pluck it
six more will come to its funeral.
332
00:21:16,422 --> 00:21:18,583
Well, that's what they say.
333
00:21:19,491 --> 00:21:22,119
- Bye.
- Stop. Please.
334
00:21:24,263 --> 00:21:25,924
I'm not telling you the whole story.
335
00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:28,125
- It gets worse?
- I dyed it.
336
00:21:28,867 --> 00:21:30,892
And I left it on too long.
337
00:21:31,136 --> 00:21:33,001
And it's the wrong color.
338
00:21:33,072 --> 00:21:35,666
You have 10 seconds, and then I'm leaving.
339
00:21:35,908 --> 00:21:38,308
- Ten, nine...
- It's red!
340
00:21:38,644 --> 00:21:41,511
And when Smith sees it
I'll have to explain why it's red.
341
00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:44,708
- Five, four, three...
- You don't get the magnitude of this.
342
00:21:44,783 --> 00:21:47,650
...two, one!
- I'm Bozo the Bush!
343
00:21:50,022 --> 00:21:53,150
Turns out there is something scarier
than a clown.
344
00:21:53,225 --> 00:21:56,786
Elizabeth endured
a difficult tracheotomy operation...
345
00:21:56,862 --> 00:21:59,456
hovering near death for three days.
346
00:21:59,531 --> 00:22:03,695
Elizabeth Taylor's story is an epic
and an inspiration.
347
00:22:03,769 --> 00:22:06,897
Now is the time for guts...
348
00:22:08,107 --> 00:22:09,699
and guile.
349
00:22:09,942 --> 00:22:12,376
This is the story of one of...
350
00:22:39,571 --> 00:22:42,540
- Everything's so nice, Miranda.
- Thanks.
351
00:22:43,809 --> 00:22:46,107
I'm real glad everything worked out.
352
00:22:46,245 --> 00:22:48,406
You and Robert, me and Steve.
353
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,311
Because I really love him.
354
00:22:57,022 --> 00:22:58,614
There's my girl.
355
00:22:59,892 --> 00:23:02,486
I got my pipes all warmed up to sing.
356
00:23:03,295 --> 00:23:05,820
- Now where's that cake?
- I'll get it.
357
00:23:07,766 --> 00:23:09,028
You okay?
358
00:23:27,986 --> 00:23:29,351
Hold on.
359
00:23:29,822 --> 00:23:31,619
Forget those wimpy little ones.
360
00:23:31,690 --> 00:23:33,988
Wait till you see what I've got here.
361
00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:35,859
Look at that.
362
00:23:39,231 --> 00:23:41,699
I love you, Steve.
363
00:23:42,401 --> 00:23:45,529
I'm sorry, I should never have said that.
It's just that...
364
00:23:45,604 --> 00:23:49,404
I love you and I fucked everything up,
and now it's too late.
365
00:23:49,608 --> 00:23:53,408
I'm sorry I'm doing this. I'm sorry.
Please don't look at me.
366
00:23:56,949 --> 00:23:58,541
I love you, too.
367
00:24:01,954 --> 00:24:03,182
You do?
368
00:24:06,125 --> 00:24:07,717
I mean, come on.
369
00:24:08,761 --> 00:24:10,422
What about Debbie?
370
00:24:12,131 --> 00:24:13,621
I know, but...
371
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:17,635
Miranda, you're the one.
372
00:24:24,810 --> 00:24:26,402
We're getting the candle!
373
00:24:26,478 --> 00:24:27,911
Hello. Where is cake?
374
00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:31,040
Will you look at the candle
that Steve brought?
375
00:24:37,489 --> 00:24:39,218
Look at the candle.
376
00:25:03,148 --> 00:25:04,877
Make a wish, Brady.
377
00:25:18,130 --> 00:25:19,893
Did you make a wish?
378
00:25:22,301 --> 00:25:23,825
Give me a kiss.
379
00:25:24,903 --> 00:25:28,168
Three weeks later
Miranda and Steve got their wish.
380
00:25:28,407 --> 00:25:30,398
They were back together.
381
00:25:33,378 --> 00:25:37,371
From a one-year-old's birthday party
to a 1.'00 a.m. Dinner party.
382
00:25:39,017 --> 00:25:42,009
Hi. I'm here to meet Aleksandr Petrovsky.
383
00:25:42,888 --> 00:25:44,150
Upstairs.
384
00:26:06,745 --> 00:26:08,303
Good evening.
385
00:26:10,215 --> 00:26:11,944
Don't you mean good morning?
386
00:26:12,017 --> 00:26:13,609
You look lovely.
387
00:26:14,486 --> 00:26:17,512
- I'm just wearing my pajamas.
- You know, you're late.
388
00:26:18,090 --> 00:26:20,820
- It's 1:03.
- Sorry, I don't wear a watch.
389
00:26:20,959 --> 00:26:22,756
How did you ever know your time?
390
00:26:22,828 --> 00:26:25,058
I find that someone will always tell me.
391
00:26:26,365 --> 00:26:28,026
1:03, did you say?
392
00:26:29,534 --> 00:26:30,592
1:04.
393
00:26:35,574 --> 00:26:37,565
It's very Red downstairs.
394
00:26:37,776 --> 00:26:40,472
Sadly, it's what's expected of Russia.
395
00:26:43,015 --> 00:26:44,778
So what's all this?
396
00:26:45,317 --> 00:26:48,844
Potatoes with little dill, herring...
397
00:26:49,655 --> 00:26:51,555
beet salad, more red...
398
00:26:53,125 --> 00:26:54,456
veal in aspic.
399
00:26:55,494 --> 00:26:58,019
What exactly is aspic?
400
00:26:58,630 --> 00:27:01,326
Kind of a meat Jell-O?
401
00:27:02,034 --> 00:27:03,763
Try it. It's yummy.
402
00:27:04,503 --> 00:27:06,232
Do you always eat this late at night?
403
00:27:06,305 --> 00:27:09,240
I usually work all night. For me it's not late.
404
00:27:09,308 --> 00:27:12,766
- You work all night painting?
- Painting, sculpture, whatever.
405
00:27:12,844 --> 00:27:15,472
I have a bit of an art question.
406
00:27:16,481 --> 00:27:19,006
- As you know, Alexander...
- Aleksandr.
407
00:27:25,090 --> 00:27:26,489
Say "Alek."
408
00:27:32,164 --> 00:27:33,392
Call me Bob.
409
00:27:38,603 --> 00:27:40,298
So, I'm a writer.
410
00:27:41,006 --> 00:27:44,635
I write a column for a newspaper.
411
00:27:46,078 --> 00:27:47,739
Congratulations.
412
00:27:56,521 --> 00:27:57,681
Drink?
413
00:27:57,856 --> 00:27:59,847
- What are you drinking?
- Water.
414
00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:03,594
In that case I'll have a vodka martini, please.
415
00:28:04,229 --> 00:28:05,560
Thank you.
416
00:28:06,898 --> 00:28:08,263
Well, Bob...
417
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,667
this is the latest I've been up
in quite a while.
418
00:28:11,737 --> 00:28:14,934
I even had to take a little disco nap.
Remember those?
419
00:28:16,308 --> 00:28:20,404
My spies told me
you were quite the regular at Studio 54.
420
00:28:20,679 --> 00:28:23,239
That must have been an amazing time.
421
00:28:26,985 --> 00:28:29,476
Why don't you tell me about that?
422
00:28:30,655 --> 00:28:32,384
What is there to remember?
423
00:28:33,091 --> 00:28:35,582
Martha Graham's face, Andy Warhol's wig.
424
00:28:36,661 --> 00:28:38,094
That's about it.
425
00:28:38,163 --> 00:28:41,360
I rarely think about the past,
but I care about...
426
00:28:41,933 --> 00:28:44,299
what can happen today. Tonight.
427
00:28:45,504 --> 00:28:47,495
What may happen tomorrow.
428
00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:49,232
Yes?
429
00:28:59,818 --> 00:29:03,413
I have something to show you,
and I don't want you to freak out.
430
00:29:07,059 --> 00:29:08,424
Oh, man.
431
00:29:10,062 --> 00:29:12,326
- Where did it all go?
- I shaved.
432
00:29:12,397 --> 00:29:13,557
Bummer.
433
00:29:14,266 --> 00:29:17,497
Look, I know you enjoy a full bush.
434
00:29:18,336 --> 00:29:20,896
But there's something I should tell you.
435
00:29:21,373 --> 00:29:24,069
There is one moment in every relationship...
436
00:29:24,443 --> 00:29:27,503
where you risk letting someone know
the real you.
437
00:29:28,246 --> 00:29:29,770
I'm a working woman...
438
00:29:29,848 --> 00:29:33,545
and I don't have time for you
to be down there searching for it.
439
00:29:33,618 --> 00:29:38,055
So I wanted to make everything
nice and simple.
440
00:29:38,523 --> 00:29:40,514
This was not that moment.
441
00:29:41,293 --> 00:29:44,558
- How long have you lived in New York?
- A long time.
442
00:29:44,696 --> 00:29:47,358
Off and on Paris, London,
and a few other places.
443
00:29:47,532 --> 00:29:50,558
- I like New York. It's honest.
- Honest?
444
00:29:51,269 --> 00:29:54,932
There's no big smile on its face.
It's dark, painful...
445
00:29:55,540 --> 00:29:56,598
I like it.
446
00:29:56,675 --> 00:29:59,473
Okay, you are way too Russian.
447
00:29:59,544 --> 00:30:03,105
You'd get a girl out of bed
to tell her you like pain?
448
00:30:04,116 --> 00:30:07,483
It's 2:00 a.m. Lighten up, Bob.
449
00:30:08,353 --> 00:30:10,184
Don't you know any jokes?
450
00:30:11,623 --> 00:30:14,592
- More meat?
- Fruit and tea.
451
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,261
We sweeten our tea with black cherries.
It's good.
452
00:30:20,332 --> 00:30:22,232
Try it. You'll like it.
453
00:30:28,006 --> 00:30:30,270
- Fruit?
- I'm not really a fruit person.
454
00:30:30,342 --> 00:30:33,368
Take a banana.
Put it in your purse for breakfast.
455
00:30:33,445 --> 00:30:34,707
I insist.
456
00:30:42,754 --> 00:30:46,656
There is a banana in your purse,
or are you just very happy to see me?
457
00:30:48,894 --> 00:30:50,691
You asked for a joke.
458
00:30:56,168 --> 00:30:58,227
At exactly 3:01...
459
00:30:58,303 --> 00:31:02,637
we pulled up in front of the gallery
to see if art was alive and awake.
460
00:31:05,610 --> 00:31:08,238
- My purse, I left it in the cab.
- Taxi!
461
00:31:13,218 --> 00:31:14,310
Wait!
462
00:31:14,619 --> 00:31:16,780
Don't go! Wait a minute!
463
00:31:21,927 --> 00:31:23,292
Here we go.
464
00:31:43,048 --> 00:31:45,278
Do you want to give her a banana?
465
00:31:53,325 --> 00:31:56,988
Of all my odd dates, this was number one.
466
00:32:02,901 --> 00:32:03,993
Taxi!
467
00:32:07,339 --> 00:32:08,328
Hi.
468
00:32:08,406 --> 00:32:10,738
Where do you go? Where do you wanna go?
469
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:28,285
Where is he going?
470
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,420
I asked him to wait
so we could have proper good night.
471
00:32:37,569 --> 00:32:39,730
- Thanks for dinner.
- You're welcome.
472
00:32:41,239 --> 00:32:43,264
I live right near here.
473
00:32:43,341 --> 00:32:46,708
- I thought you lived way downtown.
- That is near.
474
00:32:49,914 --> 00:32:52,542
You can take the boy out of Studio 54...
475
00:32:52,617 --> 00:32:55,609
but you can't take Studio 54 out of the boy.
476
00:32:55,987 --> 00:32:57,545
You are funny.
477
00:32:58,690 --> 00:32:59,850
Light.
478
00:33:04,195 --> 00:33:05,628
So not tonight?
479
00:33:27,085 --> 00:33:29,645
And he tasted like black cherries.
480
00:33:39,000 --> 00:34:23,000
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