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Life is all about making choices.
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Some choices, like who you marry,
are big...
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...while others are even bigger.
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What do you think?
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The $5 ones that last three days,
or the $10 ones that last five?
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Either one.
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Three days.
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$5.
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Another choice is how to deal
with an ex-boyfriend.
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Some women handle it
coolly, calmly, while others...
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Fuck!
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Steve.
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Go!
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$5! Come back here!
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He looked so hurt.
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Like a kid in one of those
big-eyed velvet paintings.
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Poor Steve.
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I'm sorry, I panicked.
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What was I to do, chat about the weather?
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- The man's been inside me.
- Could I have more Sweet 'N Low?
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I've never been able
to be friends with an ex.
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I meet those couples who stay friends
and I think, "How do they do that?"
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I've never been friends with men. Women
are for friendships, men are for fucking.
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You must learn to form an opinion.
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Friendship is the bonus of a relationship.
No relationship, no friendship.
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If your couple doesn't work,
you withhold friendship as a punishment?
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You make it sound so bad.
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Black widow spiders bite
their mate's heads off when it's over.
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Withholding friendship
is letting them off easy.
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Imagine, instead of
the awful break-up scene...
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...you say, "Come here"...
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...and chomp their head off.
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I would love to be
one of those people who's all:
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"We loved, thank you.
You enriched my life. Now, go, prosper."
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I'm much more: "We didn't work out,
you need to not exist."
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What?
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It's just so childish.
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Not you, the whole situation.
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We keep dresses we'll never wear
but throw away our ex-boyfriends.
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I'm not saying that I'm any better.
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I haven't been able
to be friends with Big, but...
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If you loved someone and you break up...
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...where does the love go?
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To their next girlfriend.
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No. That is a different love.
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The love that Big and I had cannot
be same thing he has with Natasha.
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Natasha? When'd you stop calling her
the Idiot Stick Figure With No Soul?
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About three weeks ago
when I saw them at Cafe M.
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He was holding her hand and smiling and...
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...I finally got it.
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They're happy, slash, we're over.
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It was okay.
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- Natasha, what a bullshit name.
- Totally.
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- Stupid.
- Complete bullshit.
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Later that night,
I got to thinking about the ex factor.
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In mathematics, we learned
that "x" stands for the unknown.
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"A" plus "b" equals "x."
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But what's really unknown is... what
plus what equals friendship with an ex?
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Is this an unsolvable equation?
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Or is it possible to transform
a once-passionate love...
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...into something that fits
nice and easily onto the friendship shelf?
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I couldn't help but wonder...
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...can you be friends with an ex?
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That Sunday afternoon, Miranda was
enjoying a biscotti and the paper when...
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There it was...
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...her ex's head.
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I hear you breathing.
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Yeah. Hi!
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That was a shitty thing you did,
running away from me on the street.
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I didn't run.
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You ran.
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I wasn't expecting to see you...
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It really hurt my feelings.
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I don't do very well
with ex-boyfriends and...
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This is me.
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Steve.
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I held your head while you were sleeping.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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It's okay.
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I hadn't seen you in so long
and I missed you...
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...and then I did that shitty thing.
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- It wasn't that shitty.
- It was.
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It was a shitty thing. I'm a shitty person.
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- You are not a shitty person.
- I am! I am shitty!
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You'd never do anything that shitty.
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How about showing up at your apartment
and calling you shitty?
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Yeah, that was pretty shitty.
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You've got a "bat in the cave."
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I miss you.
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Whenever something funny happens,
I always want to tell you about it.
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So tell me.
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Just 'cause we broke up doesn't mean
we can't have a friendly meal, does it?
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I guess not.
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What are you doing Friday?
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I have a date.
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Looking forward to it, are you?
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As Miranda made plans
to have dinner with her last love...
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...Charlotte came face to face
with the memory of her first...
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...her horse, Taddy.
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Charlotte's relationship with Taddy ended...
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...when he threw her
during a teen equestrian competition...
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...causing her to break her collarbone
and lose the blue ribbon.
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Her father promptly sold Taddy
and she hadn't been on a horse since.
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Charlotte wondered if it was time
to get back in the saddle.
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Meanwhile, across town...
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...Samantha was about to see
a stallion of her own.
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I gotta say, you look amazing.
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Excuse me, but do I know you?
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Not yet.
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I was thinking maybe you'd
have dinner with me sometime.
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What makes you think that?
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The way you were just checking me out.
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You get 10 points for directness.
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Do I also get your phone number?
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I'm not sure yet.
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I'll tell you what...
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Here's my business card.
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You call me.
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Blatantly picking a woman up
on the street.
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How'd you get to be so cocky?
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I was born that way, I guess.
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At least consider meeting me
for a friendly little drink.
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I'll think about it, Mr. Cocky.
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Please do.
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Later that week, when I spotted
a Laura Ashley dress, circa 1988...
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...still hanging in my closet...
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...I decided it was time
to give my ex a friendly phone call.
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I hadn't planned on the Idiot Stick Figure
With No Soul answering.
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Then, I remembered Big had caller ID.
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Shit!
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Hello yourself.
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- Did you just call?
- No...
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Yes, but I didn't get to talk because...
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...I accidentally hit the thing...
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...so, you know, it hung up.
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So, yes.
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And I ...
um...I...
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...I heard Natasha, so, apologize to her.
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How is Natasha?
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Great.
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She's great.
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How are you?
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I'm A-OK.
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You sound a little nuts.
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Can't you let one go by?
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This is weird.
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The first call.
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Right.
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Maybe I'd...
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...do better if I went with
my little prepared speech.
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You have a speech?
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I was wondering what you thought of...
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...instead of pretending
each other doesn't exist...
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...we try to be friends or something?
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I'd like that.
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I've been meaning to call, but I didn't
know if you wanted to hear from me...
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- Want to have a lunch or something?
- Let's.
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Thank you.
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I have a 1:00 reservation. Bradshaw.
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I used to make our lunch reservations
in Big's name.
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But today, I put it in mine,
because that's what friends do.
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The other party is already here.
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Thank you.
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Are you hungry? Because I am.
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I got up at 6:00, worked out,
hardly had any breakfast.
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They have a great Cobb salad here.
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Shall we eat?
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- Let's eat.
- We'll eat.
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And that's when I realized,
Big was nervous.
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It was odd. The new "friend" part of me
felt incredibly compassionate...
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...while the old "girlfriend" part of me
felt incredibly smug.
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- You okay?
- Fine.
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You look good.
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Thank you, so do you.
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Good afternoon.
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The Cobb salad is very good here.
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Can I get you something to drink?
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Iced tea.
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A mineral water.
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- Scotch.
- Cosmopolitan.
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An hour later, I had solved
the unsolvable friendship equation.
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It seems the answer is this...
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Cosmopolitans plus scotch
equals friendship with an ex.
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And what about your music?
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If I had to listen to freakin'
Blood, Sweat & Tears one more time...
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- Blood, Sweat & Tears is great stuff.
- 10 minutes after we're awake?
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Tell me about the girl.
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- Really?
- Friends talk about their relationships.
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Go ahead, friend, tell me about the girl.
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- She's very sweet...
- Okay, enough!
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Don't tell me about the girl. No can do.
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Maybe we should make a pact:
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We don't talk about our relationships
until they get really serious.
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It is serious.
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We're engaged.
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I wanted you to hear it from me.
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I just got a splitting headache.
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I didn't know how to tell you...
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- When you called for lunch...
- Engaged?
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How can you be engaged? You have
a problem with commitment, remember?
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In fact, you told me you never wanted
to get married again, ever.
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Things change.
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You just didn't want to marry me.
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- Natasha and l...
- Don't say her name!
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Don't you dare say her name to me!
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You string me along for two years...
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...then you marry some 25-year-old girl
after only five months?
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- I did not string you along.
- Fine, you didn't.
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You know what? I have to go.
I have a headache.
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- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
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Don't help me! Don't you help me!
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Carrie, hold on, wait.
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What is it?
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- Don't end it like this...
- You did it like this. I was being friendly.
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This seems like a much better way
to end things.
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Go. Be engaged, get married to...
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...Nijinsky or whatever her name is.
Have a nice life.
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Don't worry about me, I'm fine.
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These steps are very dangerous.
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The next day, I had promised to hold
Charlotte's hand while she tried riding.
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It turned out,
she needed to hold mine as well.
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How are you doing?
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Aside from the fact that my ex
is engaged to a teenager...
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...and I've got horseshit
on my goddamn $300 shoes...
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...l'm doing okay.
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I think you're amazing.
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I would be in a hospital or something.
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What the fuck is his problem?
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He's got a stubborn streak.
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Some horses never really like to be ridden.
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Taddy was like that when I first got him,
but once I broke him in, he loved it.
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You know what?
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I broke in Big.
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I broke him in and the Idiot Stick Figure
With No Soul gets to ride him.
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I'm really sorry.
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I know you are. Thanks.
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Damn!
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You see, this is what happens.
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You try to be friendly with an ex
and you wind up knee-deep in shit!
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Perfect.
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This is Pal. He's a good boy.
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He's brown.
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Taddy was brown,
but he had white spots on his flank.
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Just stay till I'm on the horse,
then you can go, okay?
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I'm here, it's all lovely. Go have fun.
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Hey, Pal.
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Foot in and up you go.
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As Charlotte put her boot in the stirrup...
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...all her bad memories of Taddy,
broken bones and ribbons flooded over her.
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00:16:05,811 --> 00:16:06,869
No!
252
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,138
Can't.
253
00:16:09,682 --> 00:16:12,344
- No, I can't. Let's go.
- You just paid.
254
00:16:12,418 --> 00:16:14,943
- I said, I can't!
- He's all saddled up.
255
00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:20,752
After a few
"get to know each other" phone calls...
256
00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:24,296
...Samantha took up Mr. Cocky
on his offer of a friendly drink.
257
00:16:24,764 --> 00:16:27,324
Turns out, it was a very friendly drink.
258
00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:32,328
I want you to know,
I never pick up guys on the street...
259
00:16:32,438 --> 00:16:34,565
...unless they're very cute.
260
00:16:34,907 --> 00:16:36,807
Get over here, you cutie.
261
00:16:38,678 --> 00:16:40,669
Before we go any further...
262
00:16:40,946 --> 00:16:42,914
...I gotta warn you about something.
263
00:16:43,749 --> 00:16:45,546
Warn me about what?
264
00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:48,511
I'm very well-endowed.
265
00:16:49,889 --> 00:16:51,254
Jackpot.
266
00:16:51,824 --> 00:16:54,122
No. I'm serious.
267
00:16:55,328 --> 00:16:56,522
It's huge.
268
00:16:59,332 --> 00:17:01,266
Most women can't handle it.
269
00:17:02,068 --> 00:17:05,037
I'm not most women.
270
00:17:05,705 --> 00:17:08,435
Unzip and get over here.
271
00:17:12,645 --> 00:17:16,706
Samantha suddenly understood
what made Mr. Cocky so cocky.
272
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:28,988
I'm telling you,
it was like a wall of flesh coming at me.
273
00:17:29,061 --> 00:17:31,928
Nothing is scarier
than a really big one coming at you.
274
00:17:31,997 --> 00:17:35,398
I didn't even want my mouth near it,
I was afraid I'd get lockjaw.
275
00:17:35,534 --> 00:17:38,765
It was quite a shock.
His hands are relatively tiny.
276
00:17:38,871 --> 00:17:41,999
- Don't tell me you believe that.
- Not anymore.
277
00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:45,933
I'm going to have to psych myself up
before I try it again.
278
00:17:46,078 --> 00:17:48,103
You're going to try it again? Why?
279
00:17:48,414 --> 00:17:51,747
- Because it's there.
- It's a penis, not Mount Everest.
280
00:17:51,817 --> 00:17:53,944
If it was Mount Everest...
281
00:17:54,019 --> 00:17:57,216
...last night I could only make it
to Base Camp One.
282
00:17:58,023 --> 00:18:01,322
You dated Mr. Big, I'm dating Mr. Too Big.
283
00:18:02,027 --> 00:18:03,392
You're unbelievable.
284
00:18:03,529 --> 00:18:07,226
You broke up with James because
he was too small, this guy is too big.
285
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,297
Who are you, Goldicocks?
286
00:18:09,402 --> 00:18:10,334
Yep.
287
00:18:10,669 --> 00:18:13,365
I'm looking for one that's just right.
288
00:18:14,173 --> 00:18:16,266
That night, after a friendly dinner...
289
00:18:16,342 --> 00:18:19,641
...Steve and Miranda began to explore
their newfound friendship.
290
00:18:19,745 --> 00:18:22,441
If you were a real friend,
you'd let me keep it.
291
00:18:22,515 --> 00:18:26,451
Sorry, it's part of a break-up.
You gotta return my fire department shirt.
292
00:18:26,552 --> 00:18:29,521
- It fits me perfectly.
- Tell it to the judge.
293
00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:31,418
- Please?
- Nope.
294
00:18:35,694 --> 00:18:37,457
Thanks for coming out for dinner.
295
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:39,760
Thanks for letting me pay, finally.
296
00:18:39,832 --> 00:18:42,198
That's what friends do, isn't it?
297
00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:46,928
Goodnight.
298
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:51,937
That's what friends do, isn't it?
299
00:18:55,247 --> 00:18:57,374
I got another question for you.
300
00:19:00,186 --> 00:19:01,551
Do friends kiss...
301
00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:05,348
...here?
302
00:19:07,893 --> 00:19:08,985
No.
303
00:19:12,865 --> 00:19:14,628
Do friends kiss here?
304
00:19:19,638 --> 00:19:20,866
No.
305
00:19:26,011 --> 00:19:27,535
Do friends kiss...
306
00:19:29,381 --> 00:19:30,405
Yeah.
307
00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:00,642
We had good reasons
for breaking up, right?
308
00:20:00,779 --> 00:20:01,768
Yeah.
309
00:20:02,515 --> 00:20:05,245
Money, schedules, goals.
310
00:20:06,552 --> 00:20:08,019
Good reasons.
311
00:20:11,257 --> 00:20:12,485
What now?
312
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,355
Are we still just friends?
313
00:20:16,695 --> 00:20:19,596
Yeah, we're still just friends.
314
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:22,830
Friends who have sex.
315
00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:43,445
And in a bed across town...
316
00:20:43,856 --> 00:20:44,880
Ready?
317
00:20:45,558 --> 00:20:47,526
Wait.
318
00:20:48,193 --> 00:20:49,387
Wait.
319
00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:54,829
After two yoga classes and a hit
of the best Hawaiian gold she could find...
320
00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:58,368
...Samantha was ready to take
another run at Mount Everest.
321
00:20:58,437 --> 00:21:01,929
Okay, here we go.
322
00:21:03,809 --> 00:21:06,107
Nice and easy.
323
00:21:14,453 --> 00:21:15,579
That's it.
324
00:21:18,591 --> 00:21:20,354
Easy...
325
00:21:20,826 --> 00:21:22,293
Easy.
326
00:21:26,865 --> 00:21:28,162
Good.
327
00:21:31,003 --> 00:21:32,300
Good.
328
00:21:32,371 --> 00:21:34,862
Okay, here we go.
329
00:21:36,809 --> 00:21:38,071
Here we go?
330
00:21:38,143 --> 00:21:39,371
Yeah.
331
00:21:39,545 --> 00:21:41,672
We're not there yet?
332
00:21:42,047 --> 00:21:44,277
- No.
- Okay, stop.
333
00:21:44,516 --> 00:21:46,108
Whoa, boy.
334
00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:52,916
Can we just be friends?
335
00:21:56,462 --> 00:22:00,728
And just like that,
Samantha made her very first male friend.
336
00:22:03,435 --> 00:22:07,462
The next day in Central Park,
Charlotte was making a new friend as well.
337
00:22:10,009 --> 00:22:10,941
Good, Pal.
338
00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:13,706
She had decided she and Pal
were moving too fast.
339
00:22:14,013 --> 00:22:18,916
Before going any further, they needed
to get to know each other better.
340
00:22:19,518 --> 00:22:21,884
You're a good boy, Pal.
341
00:22:22,488 --> 00:22:23,853
Does that feel good?
342
00:22:24,623 --> 00:22:28,081
You like that? My Taddy liked that, too.
343
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,755
I loved my Taddy so much.
344
00:22:32,297 --> 00:22:33,696
Oh, good boy.
345
00:22:33,799 --> 00:22:36,632
And with that gentle nudge
from her new pal...
346
00:22:36,769 --> 00:22:39,567
...all Charlotte's bad feelings
about Taddy lifted...
347
00:22:39,672 --> 00:22:44,234
...and she remembered just how much
she had loved his cute white spots.
348
00:22:44,443 --> 00:22:46,206
Easy.
349
00:22:47,146 --> 00:22:49,307
Okay. Go, boy, go!
350
00:23:10,369 --> 00:23:12,735
Hey, it's Carrie, I'm shoe shopping.
351
00:23:12,938 --> 00:23:14,906
It's me, are you there?
352
00:23:16,942 --> 00:23:18,375
Pick up if you're there.
353
00:23:21,313 --> 00:23:22,905
You're not there.
354
00:23:27,419 --> 00:23:31,685
I'm calling to say
I feel bad about last week.
355
00:23:36,895 --> 00:23:39,386
I didn't mean for it to happen like that...
356
00:23:41,867 --> 00:23:43,596
...I thought you needed to know.
357
00:23:44,803 --> 00:23:46,896
I hated to think someone else
might tell you.
358
00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:48,964
Christ.
359
00:23:49,608 --> 00:23:52,133
I feel like a real shit. I'm sorry.
360
00:23:52,244 --> 00:23:54,075
I'm really sorry...
361
00:23:56,248 --> 00:23:59,217
...I would never hurt you deliberately...
362
00:23:59,618 --> 00:24:01,586
I know you wouldn't.
363
00:24:02,221 --> 00:24:04,849
- You're there?
- I'm here.
364
00:24:12,765 --> 00:24:14,460
Like I was saying, I'm sorry.
365
00:24:14,533 --> 00:24:16,057
I'm sorry, too.
366
00:24:17,336 --> 00:24:19,930
I shouldn't have reacted like that.
367
00:24:21,874 --> 00:24:24,638
It was such a shock.
368
00:24:27,045 --> 00:24:30,572
I guess it was a shock
I needed to hear to move on.
369
00:24:33,152 --> 00:24:34,380
Yeah.
370
00:24:38,223 --> 00:24:41,215
I wish you all the best. I do.
371
00:24:41,794 --> 00:24:44,854
I hope you and Natasha will be very happy.
372
00:24:45,497 --> 00:24:46,691
Do you mean that?
373
00:24:46,865 --> 00:24:48,025
No.
374
00:24:49,201 --> 00:24:50,896
But I will.
375
00:24:51,403 --> 00:24:53,735
Really. I hope...
376
00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:57,308
...some day very soon...
377
00:24:57,409 --> 00:25:01,903
...we can all meet for a drink
and be great friends.
378
00:25:03,182 --> 00:25:05,548
Like they do in the movies.
379
00:25:10,055 --> 00:25:11,488
Bye.
380
00:25:14,059 --> 00:25:15,424
Bye.
381
00:25:27,973 --> 00:25:31,807
And I actually managed to hold
onto those friendly feelings, until...
382
00:25:52,831 --> 00:25:56,232
I can't believe my ex-boyfriend
is at the Plaza...
383
00:25:56,301 --> 00:25:58,269
...having an engagement brunch.
384
00:25:58,337 --> 00:26:00,430
And he had the nerve to invite you.
385
00:26:00,472 --> 00:26:02,201
It's my own fault.
386
00:26:02,307 --> 00:26:05,936
I had to make the big
"let's be friends" speech.
387
00:26:06,678 --> 00:26:09,511
Who am I kidding?
Big and I were never friends, we were...
388
00:26:09,615 --> 00:26:11,310
...something else.
389
00:26:11,717 --> 00:26:15,312
Something that did not end
with an engagement party at the Plaza.
390
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,613
- Do we want another round?
- What do you think?
391
00:26:17,689 --> 00:26:19,384
Four more, please.
392
00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:23,588
I think I can actually feel them
over there eating shrimp.
393
00:26:24,329 --> 00:26:26,661
It's just... why her?
394
00:26:27,933 --> 00:26:29,264
I mean really...
395
00:26:30,035 --> 00:26:31,502
Why her?
396
00:26:31,570 --> 00:26:33,435
One word: Hubbell.
397
00:26:34,039 --> 00:26:35,336
Hubbell.
398
00:26:35,407 --> 00:26:37,466
Oh, my god. Hubbell.
399
00:26:38,110 --> 00:26:40,738
It is so Hubbell.
400
00:26:40,812 --> 00:26:41,972
Who's Hubbell?
401
00:26:42,047 --> 00:26:42,979
Hubbell!
402
00:26:43,081 --> 00:26:45,811
Robert "Hubbell" Redford
in The Way We Were.
403
00:26:45,884 --> 00:26:47,545
I love that movie.
404
00:26:47,619 --> 00:26:50,281
I love, love, love, that movie.
405
00:26:50,389 --> 00:26:52,949
- Never saw it.
- Oh, my god!
406
00:26:53,158 --> 00:26:55,956
What are you, an alien?
How could you have not seen it?
407
00:26:56,094 --> 00:26:57,220
Chick film.
408
00:26:57,696 --> 00:27:01,393
Robert Redford
is madly in love with Barbara Streisand.
409
00:27:01,633 --> 00:27:03,123
- Katie.
- K-k-k-katie.
410
00:27:03,201 --> 00:27:04,862
K-k-k-katie, right!
411
00:27:05,003 --> 00:27:08,131
But he can't be with her
because she's too complicated...
412
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,601
...and she has wild, curly hair.
413
00:27:10,676 --> 00:27:12,769
Hello? C-c-c-curly.
414
00:27:12,878 --> 00:27:15,278
He leaves her and marries this...
415
00:27:15,347 --> 00:27:17,815
...simple girl with straight hair.
416
00:27:17,916 --> 00:27:19,679
Ladies, I am having an epiphany.
417
00:27:20,052 --> 00:27:22,680
The world is made of two types of women:
418
00:27:22,854 --> 00:27:25,015
The "simple" girls and the "Katie" girls.
419
00:27:25,924 --> 00:27:28,620
I'm a "Katie" girl and where are our drinks?
420
00:27:28,694 --> 00:27:32,653
I always cry at the last scene
in that movie...
421
00:27:32,731 --> 00:27:36,792
...when she sees him with his new wife...
- The simple girl.
422
00:27:36,902 --> 00:27:39,564
- And she reaches up...
- And smoothes his hair away.
423
00:27:39,638 --> 00:27:41,128
She says to him:
424
00:27:41,273 --> 00:27:43,298
"Your girl is lovely, Hubbell."
425
00:27:43,909 --> 00:27:46,275
Then the music comes in.
426
00:27:46,345 --> 00:27:47,369
"Memories"
427
00:27:47,446 --> 00:27:48,936
Oh my, God, it's so good.
428
00:27:49,014 --> 00:27:51,539
"Light the corners of my mind
429
00:27:51,650 --> 00:27:54,949
"Misty water-colored memories
430
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,681
"Of the way we were"
431
00:27:57,756 --> 00:27:59,314
Let me do my favorite part.
432
00:27:59,391 --> 00:28:02,087
- "Can it be"
- Yes!
433
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:06,654
"Can it be that it was all so simple then
434
00:28:06,765 --> 00:28:10,724
"Or has time re-written every line?
435
00:28:11,069 --> 00:28:14,835
"If we had the chance to do it all again
436
00:28:15,207 --> 00:28:16,333
"Tell me
437
00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:18,099
"Would we?
438
00:28:18,744 --> 00:28:20,143
"Could we?
439
00:28:20,679 --> 00:28:23,477
"Memories"
440
00:28:23,749 --> 00:28:25,478
I miss James.
441
00:28:26,952 --> 00:28:28,579
Excuse me?
442
00:28:29,321 --> 00:28:34,349
After I left my friends, I found myself
pulled to the site of the engagement party.
443
00:28:34,459 --> 00:28:38,054
I had no intention of going in,
but it was on my way home.
444
00:28:49,674 --> 00:28:51,039
One second.
445
00:28:53,011 --> 00:28:54,137
I had a choice.
446
00:28:54,212 --> 00:28:57,511
I could run or I could stand
and ask him the question...
447
00:28:57,616 --> 00:29:01,347
...that if I didn't ask,
would haunt me the rest of my life.
448
00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:04,755
I thought by the time I got here,
I'd know what to say.
449
00:29:05,123 --> 00:29:06,021
And?
450
00:29:08,794 --> 00:29:09,920
You're late.
451
00:29:10,362 --> 00:29:12,023
The party's over.
452
00:29:12,264 --> 00:29:13,856
I'll say it is.
453
00:29:16,234 --> 00:29:17,428
Funny.
454
00:29:18,904 --> 00:29:21,429
I was just on my way home and...
455
00:29:24,910 --> 00:29:26,673
I have a question for you.
456
00:29:27,712 --> 00:29:29,339
Why wasn't it me?
457
00:29:29,448 --> 00:29:31,541
- Carrie...
- No, seriously.
458
00:29:31,983 --> 00:29:34,247
I really need to hear you say it.
459
00:29:35,821 --> 00:29:37,721
Come on, be a friend.
460
00:29:40,959 --> 00:29:42,187
I don't know.
461
00:29:43,195 --> 00:29:44,753
It just got so hard...
462
00:29:46,398 --> 00:29:47,831
...and she's...
463
00:29:49,801 --> 00:29:50,961
Yeah.
464
00:30:03,381 --> 00:30:05,713
"Your girl is lovely, Hubbell."
465
00:30:08,019 --> 00:30:09,646
I don't get it.
466
00:30:10,522 --> 00:30:12,217
And you never did.
467
00:30:19,898 --> 00:30:21,365
Easy, girl.
468
00:30:31,810 --> 00:30:35,007
Then I had a thought,
maybe I didn't break Big.
469
00:30:35,514 --> 00:30:38,176
Maybe the problem was
he couldn't break me.
470
00:30:39,217 --> 00:30:41,811
Maybe some women
aren't meant to be tamed.
471
00:30:42,854 --> 00:30:45,914
Maybe they need to run free
until they find someone...
472
00:30:46,558 --> 00:30:49,493
...just as wild, to run with.
473
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:06,000
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