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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:10,640 It was just insane! 2 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,040 -That's fucked up. -Are you kidding? 3 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:17,760 I'm just saying, surgeons are precision workers. 4 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:21,160 Please. I don't want to know that gastric surgery 5 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:24,920 and sensitivity are connected. You should keep that to yourself. 6 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:29,440 Hi. Aren't you with the girls? 7 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,480 Yeah, they're at the mall. Hanna is shopping with Sigrid. 8 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:35,560 I'll pick them up in an hour. I just wanted to say 9 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,320 that I talked to Sigrid this weekend. 10 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:41,560 I've suggested that we go to family therapy to work things out. 11 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,760 You, me and Sigrid. And Hanna too, if she wants to. 12 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,480 -You want me to do that? -Wouldn't that be good? 13 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,840 Figure out what went wrong and create a common narrative. 14 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,200 What should we talk about? 15 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:59,200 I don't want the girls to know what happened with you, me and Iben. 16 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,720 We don't have to talk about that. 17 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,040 I just thought it might help the girls. 18 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:07,520 Or Sigrid, at least. She's going through a difficult time. 19 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,000 Has she told you that? That sucks. 20 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,680 -But it's good that she told you. -I've already booked a session. 21 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:19,720 It's great if Sigrid wants to discuss things with you and a therapist, 22 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,760 but I don't want to be a part of that. 23 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,440 Okay. That's fine. I can't force you. 24 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,120 -I have guests. -Sorry. I can hear that. 25 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,560 Okay. 26 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:34,360 -Have you read the book, by the way? -No, I haven't had time. 27 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,320 Okay. Please read it before the 10th if you have any notes. 28 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,160 It's very personal. 29 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,920 It's been a while since I gave you notes on your books. 30 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,920 There's a lot of interest. Geir says I might go on the Lindmo show. 31 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:52,120 -Sorry, I have to go back in. -Of course. 32 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,280 Say hi to the ladies from me. 33 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,680 -Yeah, will do. -I'll come with the girls tomorrow. 34 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,040 -Okay. Not too early. -No. 35 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,520 And it's great that you take Sigrid seriously. 36 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,560 -Was that the neighbor? -No, it was Finn �ye. 37 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:11,120 He wants to start going to family therapy. 38 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:15,320 You skipped that seven years ago. Why should you do it now? 39 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,720 He says Sigrid needs it. 40 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,960 They're free to lie on a couch and talk about Dad being absent, 41 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,320 but I don't want that. 42 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,640 -Is this a Riocca? It's great. -Isn't it "Rioja"? 43 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:28,160 I think it's something similar. It's from that neighbor, Fuentes. 44 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,920 -Are you interested in him? -No! 45 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,800 But he's really nice. He comes with wine all the time. 46 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:38,480 And he gives Hanna Spanish lessons. He's lived in Madrid for ten years. 47 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,800 He does it for free. 48 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:44,800 I see. A genuinely decent person. I can see why you're not interested. 49 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:49,080 Sure, but I tried dating someone at work. 50 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,040 Should I throw myself over a neighbor? 51 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,720 He just seems so cool. 52 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,800 -Can we go and smoke? -Yes, please. 53 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:02,840 SUCK IT UP 54 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,880 Don't worry about your dad. I'll take good care of him. 55 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:23,080 I'm a bit like Jon Almaas in 71� nord . 56 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:26,160 No one needs to take care of me. 57 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,000 -See you in a month! -Bye, Dad. 58 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,040 Grandpa is like Melina, so be careful. 59 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,120 There's no shame in turning back. 60 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,560 Take it easy. I'm in great shape. 61 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,800 -I even have it in writing! -Bye! 62 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,400 Love you! 63 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,000 I really hope he survives. 64 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:47,400 Didn't Dad walk the pilgrimage route to Santiago in Spain? 65 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,040 That's right. He left when you were eight weeks old. 66 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,320 You always talk shit about Dad. 67 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,920 I didn't mean it like that! It just came to mind! 68 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,280 Mom, can Emma and I borrow the car tomorrow after work? 69 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,280 You're going to therapy with Sigrid and Dad. 70 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,400 Do I have to? 71 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:07,160 You don't have to, if you don't think you need it. 72 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,360 Wow. What does that mean? 73 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,360 "It is a wise father that knows his child." 74 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,560 It's William Shakespeare in Spanish. 75 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,160 Jesus Christ. The new neighbor is a real gem. 76 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,960 -Your pronunciation is great. -He's a great teacher. 77 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,200 I don't have any unfinished business with Dad. 78 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:25,680 Good for you. 79 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,480 And then we have these cases where the children haven't had shoes 80 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,800 or their shoes have been too small, 81 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,800 so we want to offer you guidance about financial management. 82 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:06,680 "I find it strange that you care so much about my finances. 83 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:07,800 I don't hit them. 84 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:11,720 I just care about how I look, and that shouldn't be illegal." 85 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,160 We know that you do a lot of good things 86 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,800 for Geir-Pedro and Bj�rn-Carlos, 87 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:22,880 but if we see repeated incidents where they lack food and clothes, 88 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:28,360 we think you might need some voluntary help measures. 89 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,920 "Where's the bathroom?" 90 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,560 Right. It's... 91 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,960 First door to the left. 92 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:53,960 I mean, does she spend all her money on silicone and fillers? 93 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,120 -What's the deal? -It's probably quite complicated. 94 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,120 That's typical. 95 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:03,600 You can take her out of Puerto Rico, but not Puerto Rico out of her. 96 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:07,320 So the children don't have food because she's from Latin America? 97 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,120 No. God, no. It's just comical 98 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:12,400 to spend your money on beauty salons when your kids don't have clothes. 99 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,280 I object to that comment. 100 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:17,680 You imply that her birthplace decides her ability to care for children. 101 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:21,360 I think we should try to remain neutral, Howard, 102 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:25,440 and focus on making things better for Geir-Pedro and Bj�rn-Carlos. 103 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:28,120 Yeah, sorry. I just thought it was funny. 104 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:47,080 Right. You mentioned last time, Carmen, 105 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,920 that you don't feel you have much of a network in your neighborhood. 106 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,880 We have found a discussion group with other single moms 107 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,960 that we think you might be interested in joining. 108 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:12,240 So, this is the fjord. This is where Bl�cher went down. 109 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:15,440 But what makes Oslo so unique is that you can take the tube 110 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,800 for like ten minutes and be out in the woods 111 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,960 and enjoy beautiful nature all around you. 112 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,640 And... Yeah. 113 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:28,320 And ten minutes later, you have beautiful nature in your faces. 114 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:31,640 Hi, Mom! This is Otto and Reinhardt 115 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,360 from Struttgart. Stuttgart. 116 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,440 Hi. I'm Pernille. 117 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,760 How nice. Are you helping tourists all of a sudden? 118 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,240 I'm just gonna have a quick word with my mother. 119 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:47,680 So you just help yourselves to more wine. Enjoy. 120 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:54,040 Okay. Don't get mad. I was going to warn you. 121 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,080 I thought they were coming tomorrow. 122 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,880 I'm renting out my room for five days. 123 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:03,320 Five days? Are you daft? I said no to Airbnb. 124 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,800 This isn't Airbnb. It's Couchsurfing. 125 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:09,560 And it's my couch in my room, so I can let people surf on it. 126 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,720 They're really cute, and they're going to go sightseeing. 127 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,000 -It won't be any hassle. -Are you joking? 128 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:18,600 Strangers in the house for five days? Tell them to find a hotel. 129 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,720 I can't do that. It pays really well. 130 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,000 And they signed up for breakfast and dinner, 131 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,040 which nearly doubles the price. 132 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:30,280 Are you going to make breakfast and dinner for two Germans 133 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,000 who have invaded my house? 134 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,760 Good luck with that. You even burn your Corn Flakes. 135 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,760 I won't be here. I'm staying at Emma's. 136 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,560 But you make breakfast and dinner every day anyway. 137 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,720 You can't deny me this, Mom. 138 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:46,400 The alternative is to sell sex or get a sugar daddy. 139 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,760 You're so incredibly rude. 140 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,080 And you serve my wine to the occupants. 141 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:56,400 It's not yours. Jan gave it to me because I'm doing well in Spanish. 142 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,120 And tone down the German jokes. 143 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,840 Remember what happened to that professor in Bergen. 144 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:01,720 Hi! 145 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,280 Hi, Hanna. I just had a question about the pillow. 146 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:07,920 Yeah. Can Reinhardt borrow an extra pillow? 147 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,680 He has trouble with his neck. 148 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:14,160 Only if you have, you know. I can manage with one as well. 149 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,480 No, I have an extra pillow. 150 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,800 Okay! Where were we? 151 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,640 -Sigrid! Come on! -This area is called Gr�nerl�kka. 152 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:28,120 It's kind of like SoHo, I guess. 153 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:33,160 Yes, yes. I'm coming, I'm coming. 154 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,240 Sorry. I'm driving my youngest to her table tennis practice. 155 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:39,160 Thanks for that lovely wine. It was so good. 156 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,560 I have so much wine, so just keep drinking. 157 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,600 I'm getting in something amazing from Valdepe�as. 158 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:47,240 It's a great area. I'm trying to get it sold. 159 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,520 Hi, Sigrid! You can get a whole crate. 160 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,480 -You'll have to help me drink it. -Absolutely. 161 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,880 -That would be nice. -Okay. See you. 162 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,320 See you. Bye. 163 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,680 Hi, honey. Did you have a nice day at school? 164 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,720 You're really sucking up to him. 165 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:04,920 Sucking up? I'm just being nice. 166 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,160 Can I give you a compliment without you getting mad? 167 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,720 I think it's great that you told Dad about your issues with him 168 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,760 and that you're talking to someone. 169 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:18,040 I don't have any issues with Dad. I think it sucks that you hate him. 170 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:22,200 -I don't hate Dad. -You can't hide it. 171 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,440 It shows on your face, all the time. 172 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,680 You couldn't even bear to be with him today. 173 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:30,120 You'd rather eat your own shit than be in a room with him for an hour. 174 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,840 That's what you wrote to Tuva. 175 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,960 -Do you read my private messages? -Yeah. 176 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,080 That's not okay. 177 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,520 Lock your screen, then, if it's so important. 178 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:44,200 I'm sorry you read that. It was just a poor joke. 179 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:47,680 -I don't hate Dad. -Why won't you join us in therapy? 180 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:52,760 -I can do that. That'd be nice. -Great. 181 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:57,160 I'll go with you. That's fine. 182 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,680 Ball on the table. 183 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,400 To Leo: Are you doing all right, sweetie? 184 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,760 Okay. The practice is over. 185 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,760 -Hi. -Hi! 186 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:20,200 I could have given Sigrid a ride. 187 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,200 I could have done the same for Michaela. You guys always drive. 188 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:28,400 I was going to call you. We're having a family get-together this weekend. 189 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,200 Quite low-key, with meatballs and mashed potatoes. 190 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,400 -Do you and Sigrid want to come? -Sure! 191 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,120 -Bring a date, if you want. -No. 192 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,080 Hi, Lena. You look great! 193 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,560 Thanks, honey. 194 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,360 We have to go. I've only paid for seven minutes' parking. 195 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,840 -I'll call you. -Yes. 196 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,360 -Bye! -Bye. 197 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:52,360 That was nice. We've been invited to a family get-together 198 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:55,280 with mashed potatoes and meatballs this weekend. 199 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,640 Can you tell them we're busy? 200 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,760 Why? Don't you love those people? 201 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,680 Yeah, but it's so embarrassing that we're always coming alone. 202 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:09,960 Why is it embarrassing? 203 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,240 Because you always show up alone, 204 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:15,360 while the others who are divorced show up with both parents. 205 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,120 You're always alone. 206 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,040 Okay. We can ask your dad. He's in Oslo. 207 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,200 Now you make it sound like it's for my sake. 208 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,680 No, I'd be happy to go to a party with your dad. 209 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,720 You can't hide it. 210 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,120 It shows on your face that you think he's a moron. 211 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:33,240 Your dad's no moron. It's a great idea. Let's ask him. 212 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,720 From Leo: Doing great! Cool class, but the teacher's a nerd. 213 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,720 -Doesn't he look quite happy? -Huh? 214 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,200 Doesn't he look happy? 215 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,120 Good morning. 216 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,120 Good morning. 217 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,400 I made some breakfast for you. I didn't know when you would get up. 218 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:05,240 -Oh! Is it gluten free? The bread? -No. 219 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:09,240 I'm sorry. Reinhardt is gluten sensitive. 220 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,800 I think we checked that in the choice box. 221 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,600 No worries. We'll have breakfast out today. 222 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,440 -Have a great day. -You too. 223 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,680 Bye-bye! 224 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,640 Have you seen the film The King's Choice ? 225 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:25,680 No. 226 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:29,040 That king was clear with the Germans. He said no. 227 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,440 Yeah, but it took five years to get them out. 228 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,960 This will be five long and dark days, Sigrid. 229 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,040 Was ist los today? 230 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,840 Huh? 231 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:45,320 -What's up today? -Nothing in particular. 232 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,080 From Leo: Can I stay with you from the 23rd to the 25th? 233 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,480 We're practicing for Ur�rt . 234 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,200 Sure! Mi casa e su casa!! 235 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:05,120 Did you finish that report on fillers and tiny shoes? 236 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,240 -Yeah, it's delivered. -Great. 237 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,120 I'm filing charges. 238 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,000 Really? Have you received threats? 239 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,600 Hey... 240 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:16,960 I don't want to be annoying and tell you what to do, 241 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,520 but it's usually just a cry for help 242 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,000 and not a big deal. 243 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:25,200 But if you feel threatened, you should of course report it. 244 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,440 I'm reporting Howard, the interpreter. 245 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:32,120 -Has he sent threats? -I'm reporting him for racism. 246 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,440 You heard what he said. 247 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,080 That she's a vain bitch because she's from Puerto Rico. 248 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,360 If that's not racism, nothing is. 249 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,360 -Are you serious? -Yes. 250 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:49,360 How is that supposed to help Geir-Pedro and Bj�rn-Carlos? 251 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,600 I agree that he was an idiot, but... 252 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,640 Sometimes, the interpreters can't control themselves 253 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,560 and whine and moan, 254 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,720 but you should talk to him. He's quite new. 255 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,800 It means something to those boys 256 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,320 that the public authorities take racism seriously. 257 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,920 I'll talk to Yngvar. 258 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,640 I just don't think there's any point in reporting Howard for racism. 259 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:14,080 Well, your generation isn't particularly culturally sensitive. 260 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,720 Nothing personal. I'm going out for lunch. 261 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,640 You wanted to begin, Finn, and talk about why you're here? 262 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,200 "Dear Sigrid. 263 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:49,760 I haven't been the world's greatest dad these last few years. 264 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:53,320 And that's something I want to change. 265 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,960 I have given you my book, 266 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,720 which says something about what happened. 267 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,760 -I've started reading it. -Have you? 268 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,040 That's nice. 269 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,040 -Do you like it, or is it too mature? -No, it's good. 270 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,360 Are you leaving Iben, since you wrote that in the beginning? 271 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:14,480 That you sometimes just want to pack your stuff and go home to your kids? 272 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:21,160 No. I love Iben very much. 273 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,520 Those things are just thoughts. 274 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,080 You can think things without meaning them. 275 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,400 Absolutely. 276 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,760 But I... The thing is, Iben is very sick. 277 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,200 The book is about how much it costs to be the next of kin. 278 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,720 I'm sure you've read the book. 279 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,800 -Can you explain a little...? -No, I haven't read it. 280 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,600 Being together with someone who is sick... 281 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:50,680 It's a bit like being a frog that's being boiled. 282 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,760 At first, the water is warm and nice. 283 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:57,680 You have a responsibility, and you feel needed. 284 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:01,160 Somebody needs you, and that feels great. 285 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,720 Slowly, but surely, the water gets hotter and hotter. 286 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,720 And in the end, it boils you to death. 287 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:11,120 It's been so hard for me to spend so little time with you. 288 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,240 I'm going to spend a lot more time in Oslo from now on. 289 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,520 We're going to make up for everything we've missed. 290 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,760 We'll spend a lot more time together. 291 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,360 Poor Dad. 292 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,680 Don't cry, little man. 293 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,320 Thinking practically, 294 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:31,240 I think part of what Sigrid misses is being together 295 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:34,480 and seeing the two of us together, so... 296 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:39,040 We discussed that you might like to come with us to Michaela's. 297 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,000 They're having a party. 298 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,200 Who's Michaela? 299 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,560 Sigrid's new best friend. The Swedish girl. 300 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,520 Can you? There will be a Kahoot! contest 301 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,040 with family teams, and they make great food. 302 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:55,280 -I'd love to come. -That's nice. 303 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,120 I look forward to it. 304 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:02,360 -How do you feel now? -It feels great. 305 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,880 -I think she meant Sigrid. -Yeah. 306 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,960 But it's good that you're happy, too. 307 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,520 -It feels great for me. -That's nice. 308 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,240 -I love you. -I love you too. 309 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,560 I'm just kidding. 310 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,600 But the Swedes were neutral in World War II, 311 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,840 so we Norwegians like to joke about them. 312 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:27,960 But I look forward to meeting... What's her name? Michaela? 313 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,880 I love therapy. Can we go every week, all three of us? 314 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:31,880 Yes! 315 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,840 We can see what we need and what we have time for. 316 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,600 But it's great that you're coming with us to the Swedes. 317 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,400 My pleasure. But therapy is good. 318 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:44,640 It's exhausting, but it's good. 319 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,040 Here you go. 320 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,800 -Great. It's just this? -Yes. Gym clothes for first period. 321 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,640 Have fun with Dad, okay? 322 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,720 This was a good initiative. 323 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,160 -See you tomorrow. -Yes. 324 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,400 Bye! 325 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,160 Did you know that we were in a union with Denmark too? 326 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,400 When the Germans came to Norway... 327 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:14,720 There is no more lactose-free milk 328 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:19,360 I'll try to add fruit to next year's budget, Nina. 329 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,520 Right. 330 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,800 Two of you have been given places 331 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:26,520 in the course on basic administration skills in four weeks. 332 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,440 The rest of you will also go, but we need someone on call, too, 333 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,960 so I'll hang up a list of who that will be. 334 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:39,360 And now I think we have reached the "miscellaneous" part. 335 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,600 Yes, Ingelin? 336 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:45,200 I have something that should have been a separate point on the agenda. 337 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,320 I wrote an open letter to the Directorate for Children 338 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,920 where I suggested that all employees in the Directorate, 339 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,960 including the Child Welfare Services, 340 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,520 receive internal training in norm criticism, gender awareness, 341 00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:00,440 decolonized pedagogy, offensive discrimination, 342 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:04,680 unwanted sexual harassment and intersectional feminism. 343 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,680 I'm publishing an op-ed on that in Fontene 344 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:11,000 in a week's time, and I hope as many as possible of you 345 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,360 will sign the op-ed. 346 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,480 Okay. Thank you. 347 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,000 How will this training benefit our clients? 348 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,480 Questions like that demonstrate the need 349 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,760 for a new understanding of history, Madjid. 350 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,560 Your perspective is colonized. 351 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,360 Whiteness is a position that anyone can assume, 352 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,880 regardless of skin color. 353 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,680 What do you mean by that? You know that I'm from Haugerud? 354 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:39,560 All this engagement is great, but all of you have cases to work on. 355 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,920 Thank you, Ingelin. 356 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,160 You know where I'm sitting when you want to sign the op-ed. 357 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:04,560 Couldn't we have a course on the lack of sexual harassment instead? 358 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,280 Hey, don't joke about things like that. 359 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,800 If someone hears me joking about that, I'll lose my job. 360 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:17,040 That woman wanted to report a Chilean interpreter for racism 361 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,520 because he said something trivial to a mom. 362 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,640 I know. I talked her out of it 363 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,720 and sent feedback to the interpreting service instead. 364 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,920 If it's any comfort, 365 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,640 I recommended Ingelin for a position she has applied to. 366 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,360 Counseling for youths. Low-threshold. 367 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,920 If you hadn't been my boss, I'd call you a coward. 368 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,160 She'll go away, and that's what matters. 369 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,560 And all of us have to take a course on cultural sensitivity 370 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,680 after Nina fucked up the cigarette case 371 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,480 and went to get the kids on Eid. 372 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,760 That was really fucking stupid of Nina, 373 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,640 and she should take the course, but the more courses we take, 374 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,120 the less time we have for the kids. 375 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,320 We can giggle about the woke generation, 376 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,320 but we'll be left on the train station 377 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,640 with dunce caps on our heads when they take over, which they will. 378 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,120 How's it going with the Germans? Are they still there? 379 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:11,480 Yeah. I've been invaded. I need help from allies. 380 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,160 That's exactly what I mean. 381 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:18,520 Seriously? So tearing down statues and humorlessness is the future? 382 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,600 Yep. 383 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,840 -It's Finn. Sorry. -Go ahead. 384 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:31,000 Hi. It starts at seven. I thought we could go there together. 385 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,720 I'm at Gardermoen now. Sorry. I double-booked. 386 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,800 Are you kidding? You told Sigrid that you would... 387 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,280 Hello? 388 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,840 Damn it! Fucking...! 389 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:52,120 From Finn: Strict guy in security. Have to put my phone in the box. 390 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,640 -"Can you me show..." -"Show me." 391 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,600 Sigrid? 392 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,920 Dad can't come anyway. He had to go to Copenhagen. 393 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,840 It's because you're not nice to him. 394 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,800 Yeah, maybe, but we'll have fun anyway. 395 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,400 I'm really good at Kahoot! . 396 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,160 Pernille? Entschuldigung . 397 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:18,200 We would just like to say thank you so much for your hospitality. 398 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,040 We have decided to rate your couch ten stars. 399 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,760 No, don't rate me. 400 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:28,400 This was kind of a one-off. But thanks. 401 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:32,160 Sigrid? I've dressed up and bought flowers for Lena. 402 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,680 You and me. This will be great. 403 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,480 So, you guys have a good trip to Bergen. 404 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,720 And when you leave, you can just put the keys in the flowerpot. 405 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,920 There's always a free couch for you in Stuttgart. 406 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,360 Okay. So, nice to meet you. 407 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,480 Congrats. 408 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,160 Thank you for taking us with you 409 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,680 to the lovely mountain cabin so many times. 410 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:07,800 So, second place goes to the Koren Amundsen family. 411 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:13,440 Thank you for Saturday pizzas, the Constitution Day party 412 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,320 and for dragging me with you to Hot Bikram Yoga, Ellen. 413 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,400 Namast�. Now I'm starting to sweat. 414 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,280 Third place goes to the Middelthons. P�rni and Sigrid. 415 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,880 Bronze! 416 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,920 There you go. Thank you for letting us borrow Sigrid so often. 417 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,840 Michaela and you have so much fun together. 418 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:36,560 Now we'll serve pancakes with chocolate and Nutella in the kitchen. 419 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:42,040 And here's a party treat for the adults, too. 420 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,760 -Cheers. -Cheers. 421 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,640 Thank you for having us. 422 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,280 Oh, dear. Honey. 423 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,920 We've lived without Dad for so long. I thought we'd get used to it. 424 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,600 I didn't know it was so hard for you. 425 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,200 It's not that. 426 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,000 What is it? Are you embarrassed by me? 427 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:22,480 Yes, of course. But I just want us to be like everyone else. 428 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,680 Many of the other children have divorced parents. 429 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,240 Janne and Mathilde and Jens. 430 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,880 Aren't Henikka's parents getting a divorce too? 431 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,760 Yes, but all of them have alternating weeks. 432 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,680 I can't help that Dad lives in Copenhagen. 433 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,520 He said he would spend more time here because of the book 434 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,320 when we were in therapy. 435 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,920 Dad's a moron. 436 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,680 -No, he isn't. -Hanna says so. 437 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,680 It's just words. 438 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,320 He loves you and wants to spend more time with you. 439 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,880 I want a normal dad that I can be with every other week 440 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,520 and have a proper family. 441 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,320 You have a big family. 442 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,440 You have me and Hanna and Grandpa 443 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,960 and Charlie and Leo, even if they don't live here. 444 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,080 -We're a big gang. -But it's not the same. 445 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,240 No. I get that. 446 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,720 Your dad wants to be a good dad. 447 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,680 We'll just have to help him be one. 448 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,280 Want me to wrap you up like a burrito? 449 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,760 There. 450 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,680 Good night, honey. 451 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,520 Hi, honey. We're doing great. 452 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,520 It's going slower than planned, but we're having fun. 453 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,000 And now it's time for an evening swim. 454 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,360 Stephen says hi. 455 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,600 Give the girls a hug from me. 456 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:43,920 Hi. 457 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,360 Hi. Sorry, is this a bad time? 458 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,640 No, I was just in the shower. 459 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:52,320 I wanted to take you at your word 460 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,960 and see if you wanted to test that wine. 461 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,080 Over at my place, since Sigrid is asleep. 462 00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,160 Yeah. 463 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,320 -Is it Foodora? -No. 464 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,880 Hi, Mom. 465 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,440 Emma had other plans, so I crashed here. 466 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,360 Right. So this is what you call Spanish lessons? 467 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,080 Don't make it awkward, Mom. I'm 20. 468 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,120 No, I won't make it awkward. 469 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,760 Subtitles: Aleksander Kerr www.plint.com 38001

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