All language subtitles for Fucking On Car Hood - Natalia Nix

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>> Hello.

>> Hello.

>> Hi, I'm looking for Shaun.

>> Yes, yes, I'm Shaun.

>> Hey, it's Natalia, I'm here at the location.

I came here to stop my car, but I don't get out of here.

>> You came to sell your car?

>> I came here to pick up my car.

My car was a week ago, I'm here to pick it up.

>> You had a stolen vehicle.

>> No, no, no, no, I got a toad vehicle.

>> A toad vehicle, you're at the impact a lot?

I'm here.

Hey, wait, wait, wait.

I think I see you outside.

I think I see you outside.

Hold on, hold on one second.

One second.

Hello?

Hi.

Was that you on the phone?

I'm going to call you.

Oh wow.

I guess we got my car replaced please.

Your car?

Yeah.

Okay.

You know if roles were reversed you'd be like the princess up in the tower ready to get rescued.

Thank you.

Can you show me where my car is?

Yeah, I'm coming right down.

- Yeah.

- Dutu, how are you?

- I'm good, how about you?

- You say your name's Natalie.

- Yeah, Natalia.

- Natalia?

- Yeah.

- Oh, is that Italian?

- No.

- I love Italian food.

You like pizza?

- I'm Latin.

- Yeah, close up.

- Aladdin.

- Yeah, I'm Puerto Rican.

- Puerto Rican?

Oh, Latin with a T.

- Yeah.

- Pronounce your T's.

- Yeah.

- T, okay.

So you're here to pick up a vehicle.

- Yes.

- What kind of car are we looking for here?

- I'd like VEW.

- I'm sorry, what was that?

- A black, V-W.

- A black, a black, what now?

- V-W.

- V-W.

- W.

- Oh, there you go, we can do sign language.

Okay, a black V, here, why don't you come right over here?

'Cause a lot of cars be coming and going right here.

- Sure.

- All right, so we're looking for a black V-W.

- Yeah.

- Okay, and do you know which lot it's in?

- No, I don't know anything.

I just know they told it like a week ago,

and told me to come here and pick it up.

- They told it a week ago.

What happened, you didn't make your payments?

- No, I had a flat tire.

- A flat tire?

- Yeah.

- Okay, I just got a bunch of blank pages here.

Oh wait, okay, hold on.

All right, how did you get here?

Which car did you drive to get--

- I got a ride.

- You got a ride, okay.

- Yeah, I really need to go though,

so we can hurry up a little bit please.

- Ma'am, I'm trying to move hastily here for you, all right?

As you can see, we're busy.

We got people coming, going, we got dump trucks,

We got pickup trucks, we got big trucks, small trucks.

- How about school to go, how about work to get to, come.

- Okay, all right.

All business, huh?

All business.

I like that, I like that.

I like that in a lady business.

All right, well I see two black cars right here.

Either one of them yours?

- No.

- No.

- B-W-E.

- Okay, well why don't we just canvas the area,

try to find your vehicle.

That ain't--

- No.

- That's an ambulance.

You driving an ambulance?

I have not known.

You can save my life until you get there.

Alright, well ma'am, do you drive a tractor trailer?

No.

A car.

Will you drive a car?

A car.

Well, I'm not seeing any cars around here.

I don't see anything either.

Okay, well here, let's go look over here this way.

Is my car even here?

What do you mean?

If it's even here.

Ma'am, I can't...what?

If it's even here, my car is even here.

Like, I don't see it.

I don't see... pick up trucks and trucks and...where's my car?

Where's my car?

Ma'am, I'm trying to have you look right now.

Alright, I think you're yelling at me, he's just going to stifle the process.

It's frustrating me.

What kind of service is this?

Service.

It's called...

What, you're supposed to have a paper where he says where my car is or something?

Like I said, the paper's blank.

You're asking me for what?

What is it?

Like, what the fuck is that?

Ma'am, you want to just go look on your own, or you want me to help you?

You are going to help me get my car right now.

Alright, well look.

I think our best bet is if we check over there where you know the smaller vehicles are usually

staged.

You don't think, oh my god let's go, let's go, let's go.

You didn't think about that?

Where you going man?

Where is it?

Where is the place?

You got that Latin spice to you don't you?

And you are in your thumb apparently because you didn't think about looking where the small

vehicles are first.

Well do you want to go there or no or do you want to keep yelling at me?

Let's go because obviously here in the truck I'm not going to find it.

Let's go.

Maybe it's in the back of one of these trucks.

You drive like a really small car.

All right, try right down here.

You found it?

You guys need to come up with a better system to be honest.

You're ridiculous.

I'm sweating.

I'm sweating.

Trash.

Somebody's got to come pick this up, man.

Oh wait, wait, hold on.

I might need that.

I need two, two.

22 get it 22 did you bring your your checkbook you bring your cash money

22 so that's what day was that what day was the second I can't remember either

That's what I'm asking you.

It was a Saturday.

Saturday.

That's been seven days.

What we got here is Tofee.

You said flat tires.

Hey, look at that.

It looks good.

There's air in there.

At least you guys did one thing right.

Look at that smile.

You should smile more often.

You're very pretty when you smile.

yelling at me you get that a lot learn from your mistakes toe 150 tire fix 150

another time no only one tire

all right so being here seven days it's $100 a day all right how many are there

100 bucks a day. This stall ain't free, man. Look, this person...

Hold on a second. Hold on. I paid $100 a day?

To be here. That ain't happening.

That did happen. No, no, no. I'm not paying $100 a day for my car just being here in this garbage.

It's not garbage, man. This is an impound lot. Look, they couldn't afford it either.

That car's been here about two months. I'm about to take ownership.

Oh my God. This is ridiculous. I don't have the money to pay $100 a day.

Every other day that it sits here, that's another 100.

I mean, this accrues some costs.

- No, no, we have to come up with something.

I'll take my car right now and I'll tell you what I have.

- Yeah, so look, so the 700, it's 700 for the time being here.

That's a week and an end pound, $100 a day.

That's a low rate.

- I don't even have to pay for the days

when my car was here.

I can only pay for my tire change and the coffee

and that's it.

- So that's 300.

And that's a discounted rate

Cause it was a holiday weekend.

- A tire?

- And a tow truck, so that's included.

- 300?

I thought truck originally is like 150, 170.

A tire is 50 bucks.

- Yeah ma'am, but you didn't have the tire, we did.

That's why we had to tow your car, remember?

- So you're trying to meet what?

- 150 for the spare, ma'am, yeah!

Absolutely, we're running a business here.

- Hello ma'am.

- I understand now why my car and that car

is the only one here.

No, you saw that.

Whoa, man, we do not suck.

We have a high, look, there's an app out there

that rates companies.

We have a pretty high rating, right?

We're like three five.

- Wasn't it high for your one?

- No, we got 3.5.

I think that's pretty damn good for what we do.

- 3.5.

- Out of 10, yeah.

3.5 out of 10 is not bad.

- You're not even rating you, obviously.

- I don't see what, man,

you're not trying to help this situation at all.

Look, I need a person--

- You're not helping at all since the beginning.

Making way somebody's dying.

You know what ma'am?

I got the keys.

That you're gonna get.

No, no, no.

I'm out of here.

You got the 700 for the time spent here.

Plus the 300 for the tire.

Look, I gotta get paid.

I don't have that money right now.

It is wood.

It'll sit here for another couple days till you come up with the money.

And then how am I gonna come up with the money that I have to pay for the extra days that my car is gonna stay here.

That doesn't make sense to me.

No.

Ma'am, do you stay in a hotel, right?

And then go to check out and you can't afford it and then ask to stay a couple more days

for free?

No, you gotta pay for the time that it sits there.

The difference is that I knew I had to pay for it now.

Well now you know.

Yeah.

Well now you know.

Yeah, but no.

That's it.

I'm out of here.

You know what I mean?

Listen, I only have $300 right now.

I'll give you this and then, I don't know, I'll come out with the rest later.

I don't know.

All right, yeah.

I don't know I'll come out with the rest later I don't know.

All right yeah when you come up with the rest come back and get the car.

Listen this is really frustrating me right now I don't have money.

Well you got 300 I'll take the 300. I don't have 300 exactly.

All right well that's a good down payment.

But then I can't look man I can't release the car until the entire phones are paid.

Hence why this car is about to become mine. They're about to owe as much money as the

the car is worth and then I own it.

I have 300.

Okay I'll take 300 but you gotta come up with the other 7 to get the car.

Although I can't release the car.

Can we do something about it? Can we come up with something?

Ma'am, you made a nice down payment on the car here.

I got two options for you.

Technically three. Look, one is I'm gonna go get some fucking lunch.

I'm starving. They make great roadside barbecue right here.

here. They made their own sauce and everything. They put a little bit of mesquite and it's a

little bit tangy but spicy. You ever been there? Like an option. Okay, option numero dozo is uh

you give me the other 700 bucks. Call up your friends, call up your mom, call up whoever you

need. Go get a loan. Come back here, take your car. That's it. Goodbye. Third option is

I ain't in this just for the towing. You know what I mean? I'm in this also for the hoeing.

Yeah, I love beautiful young ladies like yourself. So I run this little side business where

look you can get naked right now. Oh my god just stop. Are you serious right now? Yeah, yeah.

Look, look how serious I am. I'm just making a banish of a girl that doesn't have enough money to

Whoa, man, I gave you three options. That's just shut the fuck up. Oh damn I'm accosting it. I,

I'm gonna call the cops now.

You can't go hitting people, alright?

You can disrespect me like that either.

Hold on a second.

You just hit me ma'am.

Now I need to get my lawyer on the phone.

Look, I got surveillance cameras everywhere.

They caught that on tape.

I've had it up to here with ladies like yourself that they can just take it upon them to slap

a man.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

You should be sorry.

You should be sorry, alright?

Give me a little more detail about that.

I want the naked thing.

What's going on with that?

Look, I just got a little bit of a problem.

I run a side business, where I think you're beautiful.

Honestly, even your bitchiness and your Latin spicy flair aside, you're beautiful.

God damn it, you're a firecracker.

I like it.

So yeah, I want to take advantage of your beauty.

I want to film you naked and have some sex with you.

Some people call it prostitution.

I call it negotiation.

You get to leave here with your car free of charge.

You don't pay nothing.

You leave here free of charge and we have some sex.

That's the third option.

Look, and that's what I'm saying.

The ball is in your court.

Hopefully my ball is gonna be in your mouth soon.

Okay, but you have two other options.

You could pay me the cash that you owe me.

I could fuck off and you can leave the car here

until you pay the rest or we have some sex.

Do we have a deal?

- Who's get over with?

No, no, no, no, man.

I need clarification.

'Cause like I said--

- We have a deal.

- We have sex for your car.

And you're gonna have to be a little bit happy about this.

All right, I can't, there you go.

Smile, I told you, you smile's pretty.

So why don't you go right here?

Don't let the boys over there work and see,

you know what I mean?

This is my show, not theirs.

- I don't want them to see me either.

- All right, so let me get a good angle.

And look, I'll be a--

(car horn honking)

I'll be a nice pair of eyes for you.

Go ahead and bend over and hike up that skirt.

(whistles)

Hey, how long you been a model?

- I'm not.

- When did you quit?

- Five.

- Damn, that's nice though.

Come right up in there, just like that.

This is what I'm gonna do.

But not right here, look, look, you got fucking,

Charlie's rolling over, gonna see what I'm doing.

He knows what I do, so he always trying to get in

on my side business.

So I got this, I think, okay, rolling.

Yeah, I got this better camera right here

for what we're gonna do.

Oh yes, man.

All right, you ready to make payment?

- I guess.

- All right, well, come on here and get underneath.

Go ahead and pull that deck out.

Make payment, girl.

Oh, my God.

What's that?

Oh, yes.

Get them balls out too, girl.

Oh yeah.

(whispering)

[silence]

Oh shit.

(whispering)

Oh yeah.

(sighs)

(groaning)

(gasping)

(sighs)

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

Nobody's coming, right?

- All right.

- No, man.

Where the hell they gonna come from?

- I don't know.

- Even if they do, free show 'em, right?

I ain't like people ain't gonna see this anyways.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Let me sit this down so I can really enjoy this.

Let me see.

Oh, you look good young lady.

For the record, state your name and age.

Natalia Nell.

Alright.

You can look right in there.

Say it.

Natalia Nell.

Alright, perfect.

perfect that's uh that's all I need right there that and some more head

you take this off get a little more comfortable

Oh watch out now you're gonna become a dickhead.

Chickens came home to roost.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Shh.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Look up at me.

oh yeah oh wait yeah go back to the side like that work the side and look around

in there oh yeah go no hands just corn in the cobbit you latinas eat corn

look around here when you do that yeah

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Yeah, you gotta tell me you want some dick now. Oh

Yeah, I

Want some pussy oh

Yeah, oh shit

Let me get comfortable

Oh, shit. What is the early morning? What's up with the roosters? Oh my god. Oh my god.

(groaning)

Oh, God, you.

Oh, my God, you.

Oh, God, you.

(groaning)

- Oh, God, that...

- Oh, my gosh.

(groaning)

- Oh, yeah.

(groaning)

- Let's see that pretty face.

(groaning)

Oh, Natalie, you do that.

(groaning)

- Oh my God.

Oh my God, yum.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh

(baby crying)

- Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

- Oh, God, my, look at that.

Oh, shit.

- Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God, yeah.

Oh yeah, let me read just right here.

Look into the camera.

Oh my god.

Where's that Spanish at?

You latinas?

I see puppy.

What now?

See puppy.

Oh my god see puppy.

Oh yeah.

Yeah?

Oh my god see puppy.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

I see a puppy.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you like making America great?

I see a puppy.

Yeah, this is what it feels like.

Make America great.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Oh, I'm all up in them walls.

Oh, I'm all up in them walls.

Oh, I'm all up in them walls.

Oh, I'm all up in them walls.

open them walls

oh my god

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, he's sleeping with me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, we got here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Here.

Lay on your back right there.

Lay on your back.

Come on now.

Let's close this deal by opening them legs.

Yeah.

Here we go.

Bring me the pussy.

Bring me the pussy.

I got it for you.

I'll hold you up, you gotta lay back.

Yeah, I'm going in. Oh shit.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh.

Let me see your titty.

Nice titty.

Oh god.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

What, do you?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh my god!

Yeah!

Oh my god!

Yes!

This is a fun day in the yard!

Oh yeah!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Yeah!

Okay!

Oh my god!

You see?

Oh!

(sighs)

Oh my God, yeah.

(sighs)

Oh my God, yeah.

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, I see baby.

(sighs)

Oh, baby.

Oh, I see baby.

(sighs)

Oh my God.

Oh my god.

You like that?

Yeah, you like it?

You having a good time?

Oh yeah.

Oh look at that.

Oh my god.

Oh shh.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Open your teeth up again.

Yeah.

Yeah, take this.

Hell yeah, girl.

(wind blowing)

- Oh, yeah.

Stay right there, take that top off.

good. You stay in shape. What do you do? Do you strip or something? No, I bite them. Oh, you know the next step is to come and strip them, right? Every barter take it to go to the description. I'm gonna lay down right here. You want something I need to give, then you go to the high bar.

(distant voices)

Mommy.

Mommy.

Mommy.

That's good.

Oh, sheep.

Oh.

(kissing)

Oh yeah, you suck a good dick, girl.

You wanna hop on that dick?

Wanna ride it?

Yeah, you can ride it.

(grunting)

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god, yeah.

(grunting)

Oh, my god, yeah.

Oh, my god, yeah.

Oh, oh, my god.

Oh, man.

Go all the way up and down on that kind of...

Worked in them legs, girl.

Go up and down on that dick.

(crashing)

Oh, my god.

All you Latinians like to go round and round

like we making guacamole or something.

Oh, my god, yeah.

Oh, my god.

(grunting)

- I'm feltin' down.

(grunting)

Yeah, that's what I'm probably gonna do.

- Oh my god, yeah.

(grunting)

- Oh.

(grunting)

(grunting)

- Oh, shit.

- Oh my god.

Oh my god yeah.

Oh my god.

(groaning)

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

(grunting)

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

- You gotta give me that pussy.

- Oh my god, yeah.

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(rem holistic music)

- Oh my god!

Oh

oh my god yeah

Oh shit, you want some come girl?

Oh yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

Oh day one, paid.

Day two, paid.

Oh my god yeah.

Come on.

Oh shit, it's fucking day seven.

Oh shit yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

You are pretty, pretty rude.

But a good man once told me always keep the word.

So you, my lady are free to go.

I'll get the door for you.

Yeah, here go your keys.

Did you have a good time?

Thank you.

All right, be sure to wash your hands and all that.

I know I don't really have the finest of facilities here, but I hope you enjoyed yourself and

your car was fixed and you have yourself a good one.

Thank you.

All right, another satisfied customer on her way.

Hey, look at that, and it started.

We did a good job.

(giggles)