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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,690 片名:逃学威龙3 - 龙过鸡年 2 00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:29,690 正经点啦! 3 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,650 我说给医生听的! 4 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:32,720 你还有没有肚子痛呀? 5 00:01:32,890 --> 00:01:36,790 有呀,一阵一阵的绞痛, 我去了两次厕所呀 6 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:49,270 星星! 7 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:50,970 喂,阿敏! 8 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:54,570 表哥,你觉得怎么样? 9 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:56,640 像我这样身经百战的警务人员 10 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,580 这种皮外伤就当生暗疮啦! 11 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:00,210 他就不同啦! 12 00:02:00,350 --> 00:02:02,220 他没机会接触像这样高的上司 13 00:02:02,550 --> 00:02:03,420 你并不是我上司 14 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,420 甚至你已经不是警务人员 15 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:06,390 你已经给警务处停了职 16 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,360 我只是当你是一个 普通证人这样来保护 17 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:13,130 我是给人冤枉的,迟早就水落石出 18 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:15,330 我出来复职时你就知道啦 19 00:02:15,830 --> 00:02:18,890 你们两个一人少句啦!不要吵啦! 20 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,770 你叫他有点志气好不好? 21 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:22,500 例如做卧底这样 22 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:25,780 卧底?你不要叫他做卧底啦! 23 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:27,740 我最恨他做卧底 24 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:32,580 星星,你答应过我 以后都不做卧底啦 25 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:33,880 对! 26 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:35,650 不过做卧底都好过保护这白痴好 27 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,410 我这样好的身手还要你保护? 28 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:39,920 你从停职到现在 已经给仇家堵了三十几次啦 29 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:40,960 什么? 来呀! 30 00:02:41,390 --> 00:02:44,760 好,好了,你们不要再吵了, 我拿汤给你们喝 31 00:02:46,930 --> 00:02:48,370 还有那里觉得不舒服? 32 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:50,290 头有点痛,还有点晕 33 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:51,470 怪不得啦 34 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,470 你说什么都不愿意出院 35 00:02:53,610 --> 00:02:56,510 原来这里的女护士这么漂亮 36 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,140 把手烫到了 37 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,140 小姐,我什么时候可以出院呀? 38 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:05,210 不准看呀!我烫到手都不理我 39 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:07,370 出去擦点药油呀 40 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:08,880 不准看呀 41 00:03:09,090 --> 00:03:09,990 哪有看? 42 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:26,700 你干什么呀 43 00:03:26,870 --> 00:03:27,840 刚才好危险呀,你没看见吗? 44 00:03:28,210 --> 00:03:29,800 什么危险呀?你变态的? 45 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:31,130 趴下! 46 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:33,210 喂,别闹啦! 47 00:03:33,350 --> 00:03:34,110 不是呢,他… 48 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:35,840 你别以为我好欺负呀, 你再试试看! 49 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:37,550 小心呀 50 00:03:39,350 --> 00:03:40,250 小心… 51 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:43,680 你这个色魔! 52 00:03:45,590 --> 00:03:46,990 你为什么总这样 53 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,340 总部,我是周星星,CALL我是吗? 54 00:04:08,550 --> 00:04:09,410 是呀 55 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:12,520 正好!我刚刚破了一个 惊天的杀手集团 56 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,380 勇擒了一班罪有应得的歹徒 57 00:04:14,490 --> 00:04:15,780 你马上叫人来抓回去 58 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,250 黎SIR叫你马上赶到现场呀 59 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,320 我正在保护证人,走不开 60 00:04:20,530 --> 00:04:22,790 黎SIR叫你放下一切,马上赶去现场 61 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:23,750 真是要放下一切? 62 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:24,490 是呀? 63 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:25,320 放就放! 64 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:29,470 喂..等我把枪捡起来才能动! 65 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:34,370 星星呢? 66 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:35,900 全部给我一字排开趴在墙上 67 00:04:36,140 --> 00:04:38,010 发生什么事呀? 68 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:40,040 他给总部CALL了去! 69 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:48,610 喂,这试管是漏的, 帮我拿只杯来装一下 70 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:49,620 哦! 71 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:52,620 长官好 72 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,260 我马上拿去化验啦! 73 00:04:55,530 --> 00:04:56,390 这里发生什么情况呀? 74 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,190 凶杀案 75 00:05:02,230 --> 00:05:03,700 请问死者是人还是动物? 76 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:04,830 是人 77 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:07,630 是人又怎么会有条尾在这里呢请问? 78 00:05:08,710 --> 00:05:09,870 你不是化学老师? 79 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:11,610 你是哪位呀? 80 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,600 我是周星星呀! 在第一集你教过我化学的? 81 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:16,750 我都不记得我教过化学 82 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:19,340 我是法医官,你是哪位呀? 83 00:05:20,090 --> 00:05:21,180 周星星! 84 00:05:21,350 --> 00:05:22,220 你刚才问我什么话? 85 00:05:22,350 --> 00:05:23,220 没事! 86 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,380 神经病! 87 00:05:25,290 --> 00:05:26,150 黎警司呢? 88 00:05:26,290 --> 00:05:27,550 哪位黎警司呢? 89 00:05:27,930 --> 00:05:28,790 就是那个白痴啊! 90 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:32,900 就是整天自称是终极神探布鲁斯 蛮不讲理的那个白痴呀! 91 00:05:33,570 --> 00:05:35,030 那个白痴的脚现在给你踩在脚下 92 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:38,630 对不起,SIR 93 00:05:38,770 --> 00:05:39,330 有没有踩扁你呀? 94 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,370 大庭广众这样踩法,叫我怎么下台呀 95 00:05:41,570 --> 00:05:42,440 这个吗 96 00:05:42,770 --> 00:05:44,240 关于这件凶案呢… 97 00:05:44,580 --> 00:05:45,910 这件凶案非常残忍 98 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,910 死者是个有钱人叫做王百万 99 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:50,680 双手给人绑在床上,用冰插插死 100 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:52,370 床上面留了好多精液 101 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,550 跟最近一部电影的情节相似 102 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:57,090 那你这么急CALL我有什么吩咐呢? 103 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,090 你先看这照片 104 00:06:01,190 --> 00:06:02,490 干吗偷拍我的照片! 105 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:03,790 我生气的! 106 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,990 这是死者的照片! 样子跟你生得一模一样 107 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,290 只不过多颗志 108 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:08,660 居然有这种事? 109 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,100 你想怎么样? 110 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,670 当然有你的好处啦 111 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:12,930 呸! 112 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,170 对不起,抹一抹脸 113 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,170 卫生纸哪来的? 114 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:21,380 床边拿的? 115 00:06:21,950 --> 00:06:23,380 这是死者用来擦那的! 116 00:06:23,580 --> 00:06:24,450 擦哪呀? 117 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:25,340 你说呢? 118 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,680 就当作做脸好啦 119 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:30,310 你说对不对呀,黎SIR? 120 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,690 刚刚死者那杯精液去哪啦? 121 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:33,980 在这里! 122 00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:36,490 怎么没有啦? 123 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:47,700 小子,你知不知道你破坏了 现场的证物是很严重的? 124 00:06:48,110 --> 00:06:50,770 除非你听我指示去做, 否则就再回街上去 125 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,950 你的任务,就是装成王百万回到他家去 126 00:06:57,180 --> 00:06:59,050 监视他老婆汤茱迪 127 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:02,450 还有一个跟他穿一条 裤子的好友林大岳 128 00:07:02,850 --> 00:07:03,720 这两个人杀他的嫌疑最大 129 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:06,720 然则你即是要我去做卧底是不是? 130 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,790 其实正确名称就是叫做二五仔, 鬼头仔,边缘人,金手指 131 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:14,800 或者是正哀人都可以! 132 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:20,540 我求求你,不要叫我去做卧底啦 133 00:07:21,110 --> 00:07:23,730 我答应过我女朋友不再做的 134 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,780 不然我连老婆都没啦 135 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,740 你当做下好心 136 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:33,250 就当我是苏乞儿, 可怜下我啦!恩公! 137 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:37,280 你可以不去的 138 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:39,490 找个人录口供 139 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:40,860 警务人员蓄意毁坏重要证物 140 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:41,830 是! 141 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:49,600 你这么凶,想吓死人啦? 142 00:07:50,130 --> 00:07:54,300 我不去…你就别人去吗 143 00:07:55,010 --> 00:07:59,670 你说怎样就怎样,死鬼! 144 00:08:02,010 --> 00:08:03,880 麦当娜象你这样 求过我八次我都没答应 145 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:04,910 何况你? 146 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,050 麦当雄吧? 147 00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:07,380 麦当娜 148 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:08,880 就当是给个面子别叫我去行吗? 149 00:08:09,350 --> 00:08:10,450 不行!一定要你去! 150 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:11,950 你这样太霸道了吧 151 00:08:12,390 --> 00:08:14,260 霸道是我的强项!你不知道吗? 152 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:17,360 岂有此理! 做人处世不要欺人太甚啦 153 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:18,790 告诉你,我是虎鹤双形拳的冠军 154 00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:22,800 夺命剪刀脚,降龙十八掌 都有几十年造诣 155 00:08:23,130 --> 00:08:24,000 说的不好听我让你双手双脚 156 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:25,800 净是找个头都打得死你 157 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,300 你是不是一定要我去呀? 158 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:32,640 不过你一定要我去, 一定有你的原因 159 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,170 我想了一想… 160 00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:36,950 还是你的尊重决定 161 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:37,950 好吧? 162 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,210 好 163 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:41,710 其实我最喜欢边缘人这个名字 164 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:44,810 是你自已愿意的,我可没迫你 165 00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:49,420 别傻啦,大家都是自已人 你这样讲?你真是… 166 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,130 是不是不把我当朋友呀 167 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,660 一场同事,先借个 二,三十万来买层楼呢 168 00:08:56,530 --> 00:08:58,400 看你的死样式就知道你没义气 169 00:08:58,670 --> 00:09:00,660 我全力支持你的,你用心破案! 170 00:09:01,210 --> 00:09:02,640 未来表妹夫 171 00:09:02,970 --> 00:09:05,470 相请不如偶遇,我请你饮茶 172 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:07,580 不过先借住两万银用用 173 00:09:07,710 --> 00:09:09,580 你已经被停职了,还来瞎搅和 174 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,240 别在这丢脸啦 175 00:09:11,850 --> 00:09:12,710 我来报警行不行呀? 176 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:13,850 我给女人非礼 177 00:09:13,990 --> 00:09:15,850 等等先…等等先 178 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:16,950 你刚才说全力支持我是吗? 179 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:18,980 只要你肯做,要什么都行呀 180 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,890 这样行啦!我就要他做我助手! 181 00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:34,170 第三行第四个位 182 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:45,140 太夸张了吧? 183 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:46,410 你理我? 184 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:48,920 这么迟来? 185 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,790 警局有事做吗 186 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,360 怎么样?现在演到哪里啦? 187 00:09:53,490 --> 00:09:56,590 讲到那女人跟一个男人在床上 188 00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:59,790 突然拿个冰插用力插那个男的 189 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:03,700 喂!我有事情要告诉你呀! 190 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:05,170 什么事呀? 191 00:10:05,470 --> 00:10:06,940 我把学校那份工辞了 192 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,270 我想全力帮我妈打理间花店 193 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:18,650 我想到酒店呀, 茶楼接些订单回来做呀 194 00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:19,710 这样你说好不好呀? 195 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:20,880 好!非常好! 196 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:21,880 我都也有事情跟你讲 197 00:10:22,050 --> 00:10:22,920 什么 198 00:10:23,150 --> 00:10:24,820 明天开始我又要做卧底 199 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:28,390 你说什么? 200 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:30,930 我说明天开始我又要做卧底 201 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:32,590 你不厌的吗? 202 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:35,290 我厌呀!但是我们老板不厌 我有什么办法? 203 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,930 这次假装什么人呀? 204 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,240 装一个女人的老公 205 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,580 哪个女人呀? 206 00:10:47,210 --> 00:10:48,740 你可不能说给人家听呀 207 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,350 八卦周刊经常出现的那个汤茱迪呀 208 00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:54,420 只能说的就这么多, 其他的事一切保密 209 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,520 你不会介意吧? 210 00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:00,950 你太夸张了吧? 211 00:11:01,090 --> 00:11:01,960 想吃我豆腐是吗? 212 00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:04,790 是想吃臭豆腐!白雪公主! 213 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,120 那你慢慢吃吧!我走啦 214 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:08,960 借一借 215 00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:10,000 阿敏… 216 00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:16,670 阿敏…你去哪里 217 00:11:16,870 --> 00:11:17,740 做什么? 218 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:18,970 你去哪呀? 219 00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:23,380 你答应我的不再做卧底的嘛, 你都不讲信用! 220 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:26,520 别闹啦?这是上头的命令嘛, 我有什么办法? 221 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,980 明天,是大年三十 222 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,780 你答应过我去我家吃年夜饭的 223 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:31,990 借一借 224 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:32,990 不借!进去屙多一次! 225 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:36,530 少个人吃少双筷子, 一样这样好菜的,你乖乖地 226 00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:39,660 好!你要做那个汤茱迪的老公 227 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,830 不男不女,古古怪怪的 228 00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:43,330 是不是还要睡同一张床上? 229 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:46,970 我会睡的好惊醒, 绝对不会做出什么事来的 230 00:11:47,470 --> 00:11:49,270 不过喝醉酒就难说啦 231 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,940 你陪女人睡觉是嘛? 232 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,700 我就陪男人玩 233 00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:56,910 都不讲理的,你以为我愿意?工作嘛 234 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,110 麻烦借一借 235 00:11:58,580 --> 00:11:59,450 没得借 236 00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:00,710 我已经屙多了一笃 237 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:01,720 屙完尿就屙泡屎 238 00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:04,850 我不管!只要让我知道 你在外面乱来 239 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,020 就你敬我一尺,我敬你一丈 240 00:12:07,530 --> 00:12:10,120 你陪一个人睡,我就陪十个男人睡 241 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,930 你作为我的马子 说出这种话成什么体统呀? 242 00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:17,060 还有!如果你对不起我 243 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,530 我会好像戏里面的女主角那样 244 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,560 趁你睡着的时候,绑你在床头上 245 00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:24,310 用冰插死你 246 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:28,900 想绑我在床头? 247 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:32,110 别开玩笑,小心驶得万年船 248 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,150 你做什么呀? 249 00:12:36,450 --> 00:12:37,390 没什么! 250 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,420 冲完凉啦? 251 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,080 是呀 252 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:43,790 罚你先写完春联 253 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:45,330 好呀,明天先啦! 254 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,300 没得说,快去! 255 00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:00,030 好累呀我的手 256 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:01,080 先写这么多行不行呀? 257 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:02,840 手累就用脚啦 258 00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:09,020 真的是用脚写呀?有一套 259 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,420 这就想难倒我呀? 260 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:11,920 真是不错 261 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,720 我这么棒,你是不是越来越喜欢我? 262 00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:18,090 如果你真的这么棒… 263 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,130 用脚吃面给我看看 264 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,160 你说什么? 265 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,140 喂? 266 00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:38,680 喂,王太是嘛?我是警局打来的 267 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,610 我们在新界找到你先生王百万呀 268 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:43,850 那?他现在人在哪里呀? 269 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,480 是警局,你立刻来把带他回去 270 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,520 谢谢 271 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:54,800 少奶奶,有人送了 好漂亮的内裤来给你 272 00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:58,130 神经!是人都知道我不穿内裤 273 00:13:58,270 --> 00:13:59,130 你拿去啦 274 00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:00,130 是 275 00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:01,260 我现在要出去接大少爷 276 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:02,570 是,少奶 277 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:10,540 你是汤猪凳…不是 278 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,180 是汤茱迪是吗? 279 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:16,150 叫我JUDY呀 280 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:18,920 你找到我老公了? 281 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,990 是呀!我们在新界找到他 282 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:22,560 他神智不太清醒 283 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:23,980 我们怀疑他头部受到了重创 284 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,090 身上一毛钱都没有 285 00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:27,030 可能给人抢劫过,说不定 286 00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:29,930 被女人抢了吧? 287 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,930 这么多男人没一个抽烟的? 288 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:36,670 王太,对不起!这房间里不准抽烟 289 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,610 抽烟要不要坐牢呀? 290 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:40,810 坐牢倒不要… 291 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,270 不过要罚五千块! 292 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,550 这里一万块,请你一块抽 293 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,920 王太,有钱不是万能的 294 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,380 钱不是万能… 295 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,550 不过没钱就很头痛 296 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:21,520 你不是我老公 297 00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:22,780 我没说是你老公呀 298 00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:24,820 可明明是你老公来的 299 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:26,050 我不认识他 300 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,550 鬼混!鬼混!混到人都糊涂了! 301 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,420 说话呀 302 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,850 说什么,什么都不记得啦 303 00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:35,730 她是你老婆来的 304 00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:36,700 我不是 305 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,470 我没说过你是呀 306 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,610 两夫妻,床头吵了床尾和嘛 307 00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:43,470 你回去哄哄他,就什么事都没啦 308 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:44,770 我才不带他回去呢? 309 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:45,770 我是来看他死了没 310 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,240 我记得我老婆好漂亮 311 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:50,050 难道她不漂亮? 312 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:50,910 你说呢? 313 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,840 虽然是不漂亮,但她真是你老婆 314 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,110 对不起,警察不能骗人 315 00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:57,450 我老婆身材很正点,我听说 316 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,690 难道她身材不正点吗? 317 00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:00,490 我老婆不喜欢穿内裤的 318 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,480 我刚刚就看到她没穿内裤 319 00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:05,660 我猜的 320 00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:08,200 你这个死鬼,说你苯你又不苯 321 00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:12,000 嘴巴像擦过油一样, 都不知道是好气还是好笑 322 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,270 好了,你们回家才决定好气还好笑吧 323 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,270 你敢命令我呀? 324 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,070 我已经忍你好久啦!你这什么态度呀? 325 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,270 老公掉了就报警 326 00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:22,280 老公就不安静 327 00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:23,640 信不信我把你们全部抓去深圳呀? 328 00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:27,010 关你一年半载的,我看你静不静? 329 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:29,020 看..看!看什么呀?看他干什么? 330 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:29,980 看着我 331 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,290 他能保你多久呀? 332 00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:33,450 97年7月,连他也要抓回去 333 00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:35,090 你是谁呀? 334 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:37,150 大陆公安啦!怎么样? 335 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,030 你看来很眼熟,什么时候去过大陆? 336 00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:41,490 没去过! 337 00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:45,760 没去过?你好像骗国家 很多钱的那个商业罪犯 338 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,800 小子,帮我叫部车来,全部都抓回去! 339 00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:48,970 还有他 340 00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:49,760 我? 341 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,770 你干什么,是不是不合作 想破坏安定繁荣的社会呀? 342 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,470 信不信我把你老母抓回去呀? 343 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,150 还好只抓我老母不抓我! 344 00:16:58,650 --> 00:16:59,510 你们讲完没有呀?你老母 345 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,580 我好困呀 346 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,180 不要乱讲,你不是我老母 347 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:04,320 困了就回去睡觉 348 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,320 来…我们回去睡觉 349 00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:06,310 不要走呀? 350 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,050 行啦…行啦 351 00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:08,360 依本子办事!枪呢? 352 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,730 走了吧,走了不是更好吗? 353 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,590 随便说两句就行啦,小仔! 354 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,360 你还叫我小子? 355 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,330 你知不知道你被炒鱿鱼啦? 356 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,770 你再冒充警察我随时找人抓你 357 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:20,760 不要这么凶 358 00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:21,930 我是冒充大陆公安呢, 你叫中国人拉我呀! 359 00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:23,340 你… 360 00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:25,340 再吵呀?我就真的上去考公安 361 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,380 97年下来把你老母炸了当猪油 362 00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:31,550 还好我老母吃素 363 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,790 少爷! 364 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,400 哗…哗 365 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,370 哗什么?这是你家! 366 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,500 我得了失忆症嘛! 367 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,810 失忆了不起呀? 368 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,600 并不是了不起… 369 00:17:58,510 --> 00:17:59,600 你知不知他是谁? 370 00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:03,710 我妈? 371 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,740 少爷,你干吗骂我呀? 372 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:08,710 妈你个D呀, 她是我们日本管家罗芳厕子 373 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:10,310 罗芳厕纸呀? 374 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,050 是个日本名字 375 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,090 爸爸… 376 00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:15,720 爸爸… 377 00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:17,390 乖儿子,乖儿子… 378 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,390 乖儿子,乖儿子 379 00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:20,330 儿你个A呀 380 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:21,400 他是园丁的儿子 381 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:22,730 他为什么叫我爸爸呀 382 00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:24,090 他见了谁都叫爸爸的 383 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:24,900 叫人啦 384 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,830 爸爸!爸爸!爸爸!爸爸!… 385 00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:30,400 你回来就好! 386 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,410 你知不知道他是谁? 387 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:32,410 是不是做咖喱的? 388 00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:33,410 他是你老爸呀! 389 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:34,410 吓? 390 00:18:34,550 --> 00:18:35,510 乖儿子 391 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,040 老爸 392 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,280 你回来就好啦 393 00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:41,280 知不知道他是谁? 394 00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:42,420 大概是园丁之类的? 395 00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:43,580 他是你奶妈呀 396 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,080 奶妈? 397 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,480 少爷,要不要我挤点奶给你喝呀? 398 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,150 迟点先,我没胃口 399 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,130 你知不知道他是谁? 400 00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:53,460 不会是我弟弟吧? 401 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,660 就是! 402 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,460 吓? 403 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:56,230 你一直把它当弟弟看待的 404 00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:57,330 讲清楚 405 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,370 你快点叫它,不然它就 扑上来咬你呀,我告诉你 406 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:01,440 不是吧? 407 00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:02,330 它叫什么名字 408 00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:03,470 妹妞啦 409 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:05,630 妹溜,妹溜,妹溜 410 00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:10,040 小妞,胖妞,老妞,臭妞,马妞 411 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,180 小妞… 万梓良 412 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:14,110 王晶,吴孟达,陈嘉上 413 00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,990 这条狗早该送去人道毁灭啦 414 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,030 这条狗叫做妹妞 415 00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:28,390 你自已不记得人家地名字了嘛 416 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,400 我叫了好多次妹溜啦 417 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:33,000 是妹妞的妞,不是妹溜的溜 418 00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,030 就是差一个字 419 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,070 难怪它老咬着我的屁股啦 420 00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:38,240 少爷 421 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:39,340 兽医来了 422 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:40,410 哪条狗要剥牙呀? 423 00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:41,880 这条 424 00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:43,510 麻烦你呀,医生 425 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:53,250 不要这样大声呀! 426 00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:10,770 平常一按摩你就会睡觉的 427 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,840 今天哎什么哎? 428 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,670 我不是哎,我不是哈 429 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,570 你不要搅到这种地步吧? 430 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,250 少爷,你平常最喜欢这一招了 431 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,310 真的吗 432 00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:22,080 是呀? 433 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,120 那就照旧吧 434 00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:34,830 这张照片挂了这么多年啦, 还有什么好看的? 435 00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:36,200 我有失忆症 436 00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:37,230 失忆症了不起呀 437 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,930 并不是说了不起 438 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:43,770 我是在看为什么穿内裤拍这么 奇怪的照片,怪了,没理由呀 439 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:47,570 你还说,求了你半天 你才肯穿上条内裤 440 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,400 本来你什么都不肯穿 441 00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:50,380 你说那样才性感 442 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,410 看你那不满意的死相 443 00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:55,050 看不出他会是这种人 444 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,080 啊? 445 00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,220 我是说我想不起我是这种人 446 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,750 要不是你的样子像足了他, 我还真有点怀疑你 447 00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:04,620 怀什么疑呀,我什么都不记得吗 448 00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:07,960 其实我失踪以前 说过什么,做过什么呀? 449 00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:09,560 谁知道你说过什么,做过什么 450 00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:11,100 厕子!厕子呀! 451 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:12,230 叫她做什么 452 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,270 叫她放水给你冲凉呀 453 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,560 睡觉啦 454 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,000 少爷,有什么吩咐呀? 455 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:18,930 怎么神出鬼没的 456 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,910 少奶,少爷说我神出鬼没 457 00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:23,180 这间屋的人全都神出鬼没的 458 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,710 不要以为只有你们才会神出鬼没的 459 00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:35,950 皮痕呀 460 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,420 诈死呀? 461 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,650 喂,黎警司呀?我是汤茱迪呀 462 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,260 什么事呀? 463 00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:43,430 你帮我找的老公,不是我的老公啊? 464 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:44,730 这里薄点 465 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,300 你怎么知道他不是你老公呀? 466 00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:49,440 他谁都不认识, 抱着园丁的儿子当自已的儿子 467 00:21:49,570 --> 00:21:51,440 还给狗咬了呢,还有呀 468 00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:54,070 我叫他去洗澡,他真的乖乖去洗澡 469 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,440 他一年呀,只洗四次澡的 470 00:21:56,510 --> 00:21:58,740 结婚那时,我求了他 一个礼拜他都不肯去洗呀 471 00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:03,020 我们在拘留所给他洗澡,他洗上瘾了 472 00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:04,320 我告诉你,他真是你老公来的 473 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,920 你要对他好的,否则一定不会放过你 474 00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:07,160 我真的不放过你 475 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,490 你怎么这样说?你是不是黎警司呀? 476 00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:10,460 我不是黎警司 477 00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:11,560 难道是黎明呀? 478 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:12,760 装死! 479 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,660 你的声音不像他 480 00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:17,130 刚才那不是我的声音 481 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,230 真是欠打呀你 482 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:25,470 陈警司 483 00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:27,510 王太太,有何贵干? 484 00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:32,380 我家里的老公不是我的老公 485 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,210 我不明白,你讲清楚的 486 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,480 你们的黎警司帮我找到老公 487 00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:37,480 跟我老公一模一样的呢 488 00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:40,490 但是我回到才发现, 跟我老公一模一样的老公 489 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:41,490 根本就不是我老公 490 00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:43,490 黎警司帮你找的老公, 跟你老公一模一样 491 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,490 不过你发现这个老公 不是你那个老公 492 00:22:46,130 --> 00:22:47,290 他根本就不是我老公 493 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:51,160 那你是怀疑这个类似 你老公的物体不是你老公 494 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:52,500 差不多这样 495 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,960 这样应该找黎警司呀 496 00:22:54,470 --> 00:22:55,340 我打过电话找黎警司 497 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,500 怎么知道那个不是黎警司的黎警司 498 00:22:57,740 --> 00:22:59,800 他说这个不是我老公的老公 就是我老公 499 00:23:01,410 --> 00:23:03,280 一个不是黎警司的黎警司 假装黎警司告诉你 500 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:05,310 这个不是你老公的老公是你老公? 501 00:23:05,850 --> 00:23:06,710 差不多啦 502 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:07,850 这样我给你一个建议 503 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:11,510 你回家去洗个热水澡, 然后喝杯热牛奶 504 00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:12,520 明天睡醒之后再去找黎警司 505 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:14,520 就发现那个不是你老公的老公 506 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,520 就会砰一声这样变成你老公啦 507 00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:19,060 连你也怀疑我呀?连你也不信我呀? 508 00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:20,290 你以为我是神经? 509 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:22,000 差不多是这样啦 510 00:23:22,370 --> 00:23:24,230 他真是假的 511 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:25,400 我也是假的 512 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,560 其实我是刘德华装的 513 00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:31,540 现在年三十晚12点半 514 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,540 一点了,大年初一 515 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,340 总之新年快乐,事事如意 516 00:23:34,510 --> 00:23:35,380 你干什么,陈警司 517 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,540 早点回去吧,拜拜 518 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:37,510 我还没说完啦 519 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,580 拜拜 520 00:23:42,850 --> 00:23:45,410 你真有两套, 不愧是我的同期同学呀! 521 00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:46,990 恭喜发财!恭喜发财! 522 00:23:47,090 --> 00:23:49,390 臭小子,我迟早被你害死 523 00:23:49,530 --> 00:23:51,390 她这么有钱,可以把我们告垮的, 你知不知道? 524 00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,260 现在我们是在伸张正义维持法纪 525 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,430 你强奸正义,目无法纪呀 526 00:23:55,830 --> 00:23:56,700 这么用力蹉我? 527 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,730 死啦 528 00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,570 怎么样? 529 00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:01,570 我蹉你,你用拳? 530 00:24:01,710 --> 00:24:03,610 我跟你拼了 531 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,140 陈警司,我的打火机忘了拿 532 00:24:08,710 --> 00:24:09,870 你怎么有黑眼圈呀? 533 00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:13,440 睡眠不足,当然有黑眼圈 534 00:24:13,650 --> 00:24:15,950 王太太,恭喜发财,万事如意呀… 535 00:24:16,420 --> 00:24:18,510 横财就手…学业猛进,青春常驻… 536 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,590 总之是恭喜发财! 537 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,590 净碰些疯子 538 00:24:47,650 --> 00:24:49,020 什么声音呀? 539 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:51,750 干嘛? 540 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:56,820 干什么你? 541 00:24:56,890 --> 00:24:57,760 你请我回来当助手的,对不对 542 00:24:57,900 --> 00:24:58,760 对呀 543 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,490 你叫我带着枪 二十四小时保护你对不对 544 00:25:02,070 --> 00:25:02,620 对呀 545 00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:03,630 我都做到啦? 546 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,770 可我没叫你锯穿了 人家天花板呀大哥 547 00:25:06,770 --> 00:25:08,140 对呀,你没有说过 548 00:25:08,470 --> 00:25:09,400 行啦,蠢蛋 549 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,740 我在这里我不用你保护,你快的走 550 00:25:17,610 --> 00:25:19,740 我不能走,我要留下来 看你有没对不起我表妹 551 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:21,250 少奶奶,你回来啦! 552 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:29,150 汤茱迪回来啦,快的躲起来 553 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,360 糟糕,楼下人回房间了,怎么办? 554 00:25:39,570 --> 00:25:41,500 回来啦?回来啦?上去哪呀? 555 00:25:42,370 --> 00:25:43,530 没有,我去吃了一碗云吞面嘛 556 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,500 吃碗云吞面是吗? 557 00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:45,630 是呀! 558 00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:46,670 非常好!非常好! 559 00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:49,680 为了完成任务, 唯有发挥我玉树临风的魅力 560 00:25:49,810 --> 00:25:52,680 然后施展眉目传情大法 引她讲出真相 561 00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:54,670 为了找出真相 562 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:55,680 我要发挥自已风华绝代的魅力 563 00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:57,510 撕开他的假面具 564 00:26:22,910 --> 00:26:25,110 茱迪! 565 00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:28,420 百万! 566 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:30,540 茱迪! 567 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:32,690 百万! 568 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:05,550 对不起,我今天有的累 569 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,820 我还是去书房睡 570 00:27:11,290 --> 00:27:15,200 仁慈的上帝, 求你赐一个精壮的男人 571 00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:18,290 到我梦中,多谢 572 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,310 真是好粗壮呀 573 00:27:27,410 --> 00:27:29,280 连衣服都脱了 574 00:27:29,910 --> 00:27:31,780 多谢上帝… 575 00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:33,270 我来啦 576 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:40,160 动作快点,这么慢, 把那些礼物摆好它 577 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,080 少爷少奶奶下来啦 578 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,150 恭喜少爷一本万利, 龙马精神,鸡年顺景… 579 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:49,160 大吉大利,… 580 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,970 大家恭喜呀 581 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:53,640 你也发红包吧 582 00:27:53,770 --> 00:27:57,670 红包没带呀!借我几个吧 583 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:01,810 恭喜发财 584 00:28:01,950 --> 00:28:02,810 多谢….多谢 585 00:28:02,950 --> 00:28:03,810 大吉大利呀 586 00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:04,810 多谢…多谢 587 00:28:04,950 --> 00:28:05,640 少爷,我呢? 588 00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:07,910 你结过婚了吧? 589 00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:08,920 拿来给我 590 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,120 你的呢? 591 00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:11,080 少爷,可是我没结婚呀 592 00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:12,810 你拿的是我的 593 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:13,820 你那封在少奶奶那 594 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,190 哗!那边一人发两个红包 595 00:28:16,730 --> 00:28:17,590 发财啦 596 00:28:17,660 --> 00:28:18,530 恭喜!恭喜!恭喜! 597 00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:19,690 黎警司 598 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:20,830 不成敬意…不成敬意 599 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:21,620 黎警司 600 00:28:21,730 --> 00:28:22,930 黎警司,这么厚礼呀? 601 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,170 来探望王翁吗,当然发点钱啦 602 00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:26,130 黎警司,恭喜发财 603 00:28:26,370 --> 00:28:27,840 别这么说,我们不能发财的 604 00:28:27,970 --> 00:28:30,340 一发财廉政公署就要 请我们回去喝咖啡啦 605 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,500 那就步步高升啦 606 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:32,570 这么说可以,这么说可以 607 00:28:33,210 --> 00:28:34,700 王翁,你没事吧? 608 00:28:35,610 --> 00:28:37,840 这个头受伤了 总要点时间来恢复呀 609 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,840 是呀…你们先坐一坐! 我去拿点年糕给你们吃 610 00:28:40,980 --> 00:28:42,880 好呀好呀! 611 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,990 怎么样?查到些什么? 612 00:28:46,990 --> 00:28:49,860 我已经出到美男计,牺牲色相 613 00:28:49,990 --> 00:28:51,190 都套不出什么料 614 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,290 不如你另请高明吧 615 00:28:53,530 --> 00:28:54,090 你找死呀 616 00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:56,100 厕子,倒茶 617 00:28:56,330 --> 00:28:57,660 是!少爷 618 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,870 我连炒鱿鱼那个家伙都找来帮你忙 619 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,870 你再找不到真凶 620 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,530 你干脆切腹自尽算啦 621 00:29:02,610 --> 00:29:04,470 我怕还没切腹就先死了 622 00:29:04,980 --> 00:29:06,140 谁那么大胆呀? 623 00:29:13,150 --> 00:29:14,640 他是谁? 624 00:29:14,950 --> 00:29:16,820 穿雕皮 625 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:17,990 妞来啦 626 00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:24,760 各位好朋友,新年快乐 627 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:27,260 这女人怎么光个头呀? 628 00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:31,730 我兄弟AMIGO 629 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:32,730 新年快乐… 630 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,090 找哪位呀,先生 631 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,360 大岳 632 00:29:36,770 --> 00:29:37,670 JUDY 633 00:29:40,410 --> 00:29:42,940 JUDY,百万怎么了!连我都不认识 634 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,870 还记得一点,大岳嘛 635 00:29:45,050 --> 00:29:46,910 不是!你从来不叫我 大岳的,你叫我什么? 636 00:29:47,050 --> 00:29:47,910 说 637 00:29:48,050 --> 00:29:48,920 说 638 00:29:49,050 --> 00:29:49,920 是不是叫大富大贵呀? 639 00:29:50,050 --> 00:29:51,380 大富大贵? 640 00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:54,490 大富大贵可不是大富大贵罗,猪头三 641 00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,750 不是大富大贵,就是猪头三啦 642 00:29:56,890 --> 00:29:59,790 不是!我是大富大贵!猪头三! 643 00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:01,930 你是猪头三! 644 00:30:02,070 --> 00:30:02,830 你是猪头三! 645 00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:03,760 那你是大富大贵? 646 00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:04,730 他才是大富大贵 647 00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,930 不是啦!他不是大富大贵… 648 00:30:07,070 --> 00:30:07,930 呵!你是大富大贵,你是猪头三… 649 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,870 你是死人头 650 00:30:08,970 --> 00:30:09,840 我是死人头? 651 00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:10,770 好啦!大到别搞到这么复杂 652 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,710 全部都叫王九蛋! 653 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,940 大过年的,你怎么这么说话? 654 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:15,940 吐干净再说 655 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:16,940 吐 656 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,380 准呀 657 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:20,410 对不起… 658 00:30:20,650 --> 00:30:21,510 这个人从哪冒出来的? 659 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,010 他就是帮我找到 番百万那个黎警司呀 660 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:29,820 我很少跟这种低级的小警员来往 661 00:30:32,460 --> 00:30:34,990 我的DISCO今天晚新开张 662 00:30:35,830 --> 00:30:37,700 你两位一定要早点来 663 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:39,830 我叫了好多美女呀 664 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,500 最合你的胃口啦? 665 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:42,800 你说什么呀? 666 00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:45,540 开玩笑的嘛 667 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:48,270 糟了!我忘了跟我老爸拜年啦 668 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:49,510 令尊翁他… 669 00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:51,440 他在安乐园乐呵呢 670 00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:53,970 我先去!就这样!晚上见! 671 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,050 拜拜 672 00:30:55,450 --> 00:30:56,350 不送 673 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,990 他是王百万从小玩到大的死党 674 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,180 整天想霸占他的家产,他的嫌疑最大 675 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,690 JUDY,你粘那撇胡子太器嚣张了吧? 676 00:31:08,970 --> 00:31:10,830 过不去吗?你也可以粘呀! 677 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,990 女人嘛!还用得着追! 678 00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:15,000 浪费时间啦! 679 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:16,230 有钱就有女人 680 00:31:17,070 --> 00:31:18,940 拿点钱砸到她躺下来 681 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,700 再拿点钱砸到她爱我 682 00:31:21,650 --> 00:31:25,510 钱,就象白粉一样,会上瘾的 683 00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:27,710 那你的白粉可最多罗? 684 00:31:27,850 --> 00:31:28,840 最近又迷上哪个女明星啦? 685 00:31:29,350 --> 00:31:32,220 最近不泡女明星,转了口味 686 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,220 泡那些刚刚出道还在发梦的女人 687 00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:36,320 真过瘾呀 688 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,060 怎么过瘾法? 689 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:41,490 我昨天吊上个马子是开花店 690 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,970 这么巧?我今天泡的马子 也是开花店的 691 00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:47,900 我明天约的马子也是开花店的 692 00:31:50,870 --> 00:31:52,670 请问一下,是哪间花店呀? 693 00:31:54,910 --> 00:31:57,110 你也想来排队呀? 694 00:31:58,650 --> 00:31:59,670 请示过你老婆未没有? 695 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,950 不用看我呀!我这人很民主的! 696 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:05,450 百万他想逢场作兴咯… 697 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,590 有什么所谓了 698 00:32:07,790 --> 00:32:09,660 我去跳舞 699 00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:11,890 不许碰我的头 700 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,700 大富大贵,教两招,教两招, 你说的开花店那妞怎么个正法呀 701 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,630 怎么个正法我是不会形容啦 702 00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:27,740 总之就眼睛大大的, 鼻子高高的,嘴巴小小的 703 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,810 双峰插云呀 704 00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:34,080 还有… 705 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:35,080 她叫什么名字? 706 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:38,310 这个,我泡那么多妞,哪全记得呀? 707 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,850 ADA?不对 708 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:41,790 PATTY?…不对 709 00:32:41,930 --> 00:32:43,790 CINDY?…不对… 710 00:32:43,990 --> 00:32:45,860 总之她床上功夫可是一流 711 00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:47,890 从床头搞到床尾,床尾搞回到床头 712 00:32:48,230 --> 00:32:50,100 床上面搞到地下,客厅搞到厨房 713 00:32:50,230 --> 00:32:51,390 厨房又搞回到客厅 714 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,500 哗!够淫贱呀! 715 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:55,900 好贱呀真是! 716 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,140 还有呀,我听那马子说 717 00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:00,310 他有个飞了一半的男朋友 也是当警察的 718 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:05,110 那马子在哪里? 快介绍我认识!快的啦… 719 00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:08,040 你干吗这么猴急 720 00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:09,510 我约了她,呆会你就见到罗 721 00:33:09,850 --> 00:33:11,220 是吗? 722 00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:13,320 太好啦…去补补妆先 723 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,200 来真? 724 00:33:35,550 --> 00:33:37,410 来呀,亲我一下! 725 00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:39,550 下流! 726 00:33:42,990 --> 00:33:44,850 来呀,亲我一下 727 00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:46,350 好呀 728 00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:47,920 下流! 729 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,360 你干什么? 730 00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,070 找人! 731 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,220 JUDY,有美女都不介绍来认识下呀? 732 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:06,670 JUDY 733 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:11,900 大富大贵呀!你跟我抢什么劲? 734 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,140 你有美女也不介绍给 兄弟我认识,还跟我抢 735 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:15,740 到哪也说不过去吧你! 736 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,380 你慢慢排队吧 737 00:35:18,050 --> 00:35:18,640 JUDY 738 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,250 嗨 739 00:35:22,390 --> 00:35:23,250 文静!我来给你介绍! 740 00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:26,010 他是我公司的得力助手 程文静,这位王先生 741 00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:27,250 我见过王先生一次啦 742 00:35:27,390 --> 00:35:27,910 是呀 743 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,990 公司要是没了文静, 都不知怎么办好呀 744 00:35:30,390 --> 00:35:31,360 是呀!不知怎么办啦真是! 745 00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:33,130 我不打扰两位啦 746 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,160 怎么会!再聊一会吗? 747 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,300 拜拜 748 00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,560 看个屁?整天就会泡妞 749 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:39,990 那你要我干什么? 750 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,390 陪我出去跳舞 751 00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:58,790 你在找谁呀? 752 00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:00,320 找一个人 753 00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:02,650 找刚才那个妞吗? 754 00:36:02,930 --> 00:36:03,450 不是呀 755 00:36:04,190 --> 00:36:04,960 有没撒谎? 756 00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:05,890 没有 757 00:36:06,830 --> 00:36:09,350 你可不可以专心的陪我跳只舞呀? 758 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,970 你们两个偷偷在亲热呀 759 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,770 你上哪去了,那个马子来了 本来想介绍给你 760 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:19,470 现在呢? 761 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,170 已经走了呀,等以后有机会再… 762 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,510 头发还蛮有型的 763 00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:28,770 是呀,我很多欣赏他 764 00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:48,530 大鼻妹,我们今天晚上 要开P你也有份 765 00:36:48,710 --> 00:36:50,570 还站在那干什么,快叫几个马子来呀? 766 00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:52,340 好啊 767 00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:53,670 好什么? 768 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,010 没事,我在想起以前嘛 769 00:36:58,180 --> 00:36:59,340 跟你玩点新玩意呀? 770 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,070 新玩意 771 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,550 我们今天晚上要开P 你也有份,大鼻妹 772 00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:05,620 还在那边干什么? 773 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,790 你给点笑容行不行呀? 你家里死了人呀? 774 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,260 我们今天晚上要开P你也有份 775 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,020 大波妹 776 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:17,160 大鼻妹呀 777 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:20,160 对不起 778 00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:25,370 我们今天晚上要开P 你也有份,大鼻妹 779 00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:26,370 你也有份喔 780 00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:27,810 还站在那干什么,快叫几个马子来呀? 781 00:37:28,910 --> 00:37:30,810 CUT!很好 782 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,420 真难做 783 00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:39,120 你到我房间来干吗呀?我妈快回来啦 784 00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:40,490 你妈? 785 00:37:40,820 --> 00:37:42,690 我只告诉她你是来跟我补习的 786 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,820 给他知道她会生气的 787 00:37:45,190 --> 00:37:47,060 我妈说,不能随便让男孩子进我房间 788 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,060 不能随便让男孩子亲 789 00:37:49,130 --> 00:37:53,030 不能随便男孩子…那个啦 790 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:55,970 对白轮到我啦? 791 00:37:56,770 --> 00:37:57,760 你说什么!? 792 00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,110 我怎么知道说什么! 793 00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:01,240 你还说不知道?上次露营的时候 794 00:38:01,410 --> 00:38:03,940 三更半夜走进来,亲了人家一下 795 00:38:04,810 --> 00:38:06,870 那就不亲啦,我到书房睡觉去了 796 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,980 人家就是想问你 今天晚上为什么不亲呀 797 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,650 亲过你是不是可以到书房睡觉啦? 798 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:13,450 这样呀! 799 00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:18,350 上次你亲的不是这里 800 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:22,060 不是亲这里是哪里呀? 801 00:38:22,170 --> 00:38:25,430 喂,JUDY,做人不要太得寸进尺呀 802 00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:26,560 你好坏呀 803 00:38:27,370 --> 00:38:28,740 是呀,坏下不行吗? 804 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,440 来呀,来… 805 00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:34,510 好啦,来就来 806 00:38:36,010 --> 00:38:37,640 你们两个小鬼找死呀 807 00:38:39,180 --> 00:38:40,380 咦?你也来捞一份呀? 808 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:44,690 打死你这个臭小子. 809 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,480 你们两个胡搞,瞎搞,不打都不行? 810 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:49,720 你干什么老打我,你怎么不打她呢? 811 00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:51,860 她导演,不能打的 812 00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:55,130 你这个臭小子,居然敢泡我的女儿? 813 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,470 还泡上了床? 你这个臭丫头,你不知羞,不知丑 814 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,970 丢光我们家的脸呀 815 00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:02,960 你们的家丑不出外传 816 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:03,560 我先走 817 00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:04,840 我叉 818 00:39:05,170 --> 00:39:06,730 你这个臭小子,跪下 819 00:39:07,940 --> 00:39:10,380 你这个臭小子, 占了我女儿的便宜还想走? 820 00:39:10,610 --> 00:39:12,480 伯母这句话要改,我从来不要便宜货的 821 00:39:12,820 --> 00:39:14,440 这样的你也讲得出口 822 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:16,480 你真是没人性呀,拐完了就想跑 823 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:17,590 我不玩啦 824 00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:21,050 照做呀,照做呀 825 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:24,990 你看看…这个人没人性没心肝的 826 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,230 我可不管啦,我去跟你老爸说 827 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,260 你们两个下个月就结婚 828 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:28,960 又结? 829 00:39:29,070 --> 00:39:29,530 好不好呀? 830 00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:30,500 结不结呀? 831 00:39:30,630 --> 00:39:31,660 结就结,动作快点啦? 832 00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:33,500 这就对了吗 833 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,500 以后你们两个要好好做人 834 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,630 我还有事,不打扰你们啦 835 00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:38,710 哎呀,你罗哩罗嗦的 836 00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:46,080 喂,妈答应我们结婚啦,继续吧 837 00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:47,510 啊?还没玩完? 838 00:39:47,650 --> 00:39:48,510 来啦 839 00:39:48,650 --> 00:39:50,550 喂,够钟啦,该收工啦 840 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:56,520 我们分房睡这么久!你一直没找过我 841 00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:58,150 你外面有这么多女人 我都没管过你呀 842 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,090 我只是要你一晚上啊! 843 00:40:02,430 --> 00:40:03,330 这样都不行吗? 844 00:40:08,810 --> 00:40:12,710 这样都不行吗,你怎么会变成这样? 845 00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:16,040 为什么? 846 00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:18,040 你不要哭啦,我不是那种人 847 00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:20,050 我好专一的 848 00:40:23,950 --> 00:40:25,220 再说一次 849 00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:29,120 我说我个人很专一, 老婆,我只要一个就够啦 850 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:37,300 快说你爱我呀! 851 00:40:41,570 --> 00:40:42,560 我爱你 852 00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:46,240 再说一次 853 00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:48,800 我爱你 854 00:40:55,450 --> 00:40:56,580 抱紧我 855 00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:42,530 看什么,混蛋? 856 00:41:42,870 --> 00:41:44,590 看你怎么还没给车撞死呀 857 00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:06,590 转身!转身! 858 00:42:25,580 --> 00:42:29,480 哗,你老母!这么骚居然穿花袜? 859 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,020 干什么,小子 860 00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:41,780 捡东西呀,老子 861 00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:45,460 干什么,小子 862 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,020 捡东西呀,老子 863 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,460 你在干什么,扫地呀?快进来吧 864 00:42:57,340 --> 00:42:58,240 没有,我在捡铜板吗? 865 00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,370 喂,有红豆沙吃呀 866 00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:02,070 今天怎么没什么生意呀? 867 00:43:03,110 --> 00:43:03,980 新开张是这样的 868 00:43:04,510 --> 00:43:05,210 不见得吧 869 00:43:06,350 --> 00:43:08,210 我听说昨天好多人来找你呀 870 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,640 是呀,你又知道? 871 00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:12,110 你的粒志呢? 872 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:15,720 在这里 873 00:43:15,890 --> 00:43:17,790 好呀 874 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:20,360 这红豆沙很好喝 875 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,660 你不觉得太硬啦? 876 00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:23,000 有一粒啦 877 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,960 当然啦,连我的痣都吞了 878 00:43:25,130 --> 00:43:27,000 痣煮红豆沙也这么好喝? 879 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:28,100 你们慢慢聊,我先走啦 880 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:30,040 去哪里呀? 881 00:43:30,410 --> 00:43:32,270 帮人送花给老婆呀 882 00:43:32,540 --> 00:43:34,980 哪像你呀既没人, 又没花,又没钱,拜拜 883 00:43:35,110 --> 00:43:35,770 你就是这样的 884 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:36,740 你又来做什么? 885 00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:39,110 我来喝红豆沙跟二十四小时保护你呀 886 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:41,110 别走,别走 887 00:43:41,550 --> 00:43:44,420 林大岳帮人今天晚上要到我家来赌牌 888 00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:45,820 我思疑可以查出点线索 889 00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:48,820 你小子走狗运耶,我号称警队的牌王呀 890 00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:51,390 今天晚上有我帮你,你一定可以捞一笔 891 00:44:03,270 --> 00:44:03,740 找什么? 892 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:04,600 没事 893 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:08,710 情况如何? 894 00:44:09,010 --> 00:44:09,940 一切正常 895 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:12,340 有没有带钱呀 896 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,650 你不知道我叫白头神探吗? 897 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:15,680 你有白头发? 898 00:44:16,490 --> 00:44:17,920 白吃白喝的白头神探 899 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:21,050 我说你的痣呢? 900 00:44:21,790 --> 00:44:22,660 点掉了! 901 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:23,820 那是富贵痣 902 00:44:24,230 --> 00:44:25,750 是吗? 903 00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:27,860 因为我钱太多所以想减少一点 904 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,460 好词!好词! 905 00:44:29,930 --> 00:44:30,800 是吗? 906 00:44:31,330 --> 00:44:32,560 那我们就照老规矩啦 907 00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:33,830 什么老规矩? 908 00:44:33,970 --> 00:44:34,830 赌现金! 909 00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:36,540 那是当然的啦,当然! 910 00:44:38,810 --> 00:44:40,000 最多下二十万 911 00:44:44,410 --> 00:44:45,280 真是零钱啊? 912 00:44:45,550 --> 00:44:46,410 全部家产 913 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,280 一万块钱下啦?王先生 914 00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:54,150 黑桃八呀 915 00:44:56,390 --> 00:44:58,260 小九也能说话? 916 00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,050 五万好啦 917 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:02,360 怎么办? 918 00:45:02,970 --> 00:45:04,870 五万再加十五万 919 00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:05,930 一定唬住他们? 920 00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:07,300 是吗? 921 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,030 跟他 922 00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:14,310 拿钱出来才行 923 00:45:14,610 --> 00:45:15,470 怎么,没零钱哪? 924 00:45:16,110 --> 00:45:16,980 零钱? 925 00:45:17,350 --> 00:45:18,510 喂!那个谁呀… 926 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:21,720 我去找那个谁!你坐吧 927 00:45:23,290 --> 00:45:25,620 老婆,拿一千几百万来顶一顶先 928 00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:27,720 我们一向都是各赌各赌呀? 929 00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:29,920 你不是还有三千万现金吗? 930 00:45:30,590 --> 00:45:32,560 我忘记放在哪里啦 931 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,960 你那么聪明一定会想起来的 932 00:45:35,530 --> 00:45:36,690 打哪个好呀? 933 00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:40,190 打这个 934 00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:41,230 真的? 935 00:45:41,370 --> 00:45:42,560 输了算我的 936 00:45:43,810 --> 00:45:44,300 九筒 937 00:45:44,610 --> 00:45:45,070 糊了 938 00:45:45,270 --> 00:45:45,930 我也是呀 939 00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:47,040 一炮三响 940 00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:52,180 死鬼呀? 941 00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:54,380 黎警司在哪里呀? 942 00:45:54,620 --> 00:45:55,810 在CID房爽呢 943 00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:01,890 HI 944 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:02,420 HI 945 00:46:02,530 --> 00:46:03,750 小王八羔子,我打死你? 946 00:46:07,130 --> 00:46:07,990 我有件重要的事跟你商量 947 00:46:08,260 --> 00:46:09,460 有什么事比我打人重要? 948 00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:12,100 问你拿二百万,很急的 949 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,760 二百万?有没有搅错呀? 950 00:46:14,570 --> 00:46:15,730 好小子,敢偷袭我? 951 00:46:18,510 --> 00:46:20,630 这二百万你无论如何不能少 952 00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:23,270 我去哪拿二百万给你呀? 953 00:46:23,610 --> 00:46:26,480 大岳来我们家赌钱, 如果没有钱的话就穿帮 954 00:46:26,550 --> 00:46:28,350 那大家就都玩完啦,快点拿来 955 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:29,380 你先放手啦 956 00:46:29,550 --> 00:46:30,710 你答应了,我就放手啦 957 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:36,320 去市场买东西呀? 958 00:46:37,430 --> 00:46:39,490 不好意思,我的零钱乱扔 959 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,860 给工人捡回去了 960 00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:41,830 工人房又很远… 961 00:46:42,330 --> 00:46:43,660 说那么多干吗,大家都在等你呢 962 00:46:43,900 --> 00:46:45,760 派牌 963 00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:46,830 八一对说话 964 00:46:46,970 --> 00:46:48,400 这样啊,我… 965 00:46:49,070 --> 00:46:49,940 最等一阵子啦 966 00:46:50,410 --> 00:46:52,930 先下少一点,先下二十万 967 00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:54,110 二十万? 968 00:46:55,010 --> 00:46:55,870 再加八十万 969 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:56,880 跟 970 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:05,380 三条八 971 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:06,790 不用说,全扔出去 972 00:47:07,090 --> 00:47:07,950 报纸呢 973 00:47:08,090 --> 00:47:09,960 全都扔出去 974 00:47:10,090 --> 00:47:11,120 三条八? 975 00:47:11,630 --> 00:47:13,490 哼,没多少钱吗? 976 00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:14,990 跟 977 00:47:17,570 --> 00:47:18,460 不去 978 00:47:20,870 --> 00:47:21,960 我三条A 979 00:47:22,070 --> 00:47:23,040 我就不信你四条八 980 00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:26,000 赢钱不必那么激动 981 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,370 别哭呀!老友 982 00:47:27,810 --> 00:47:28,740 四条八呀 983 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,380 怎么回事?我刚才底牌明明是八的 984 00:47:36,590 --> 00:47:37,210 你临走前的那一把 985 00:47:37,390 --> 00:47:38,250 当然啦 986 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,790 现在不是那一把啦 987 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:40,990 你不告诉我? 988 00:47:41,190 --> 00:47:42,050 你没有问我嘛 989 00:47:42,290 --> 00:47:42,850 我… 990 00:47:45,930 --> 00:47:47,560 回来啦?赢还是输呀? 991 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,850 看个头就知道啦 992 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,260 输光啦,你不是说你是赌王吗? 993 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,260 我有说过吗? 994 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,260 我有提过一次 995 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:56,230 那现在怎么办? 996 00:47:56,470 --> 00:47:58,340 你最拿一百万来返本呀 997 00:47:58,470 --> 00:48:00,340 我马上发挥我赌王的本色 998 00:48:00,510 --> 00:48:01,370 还想拿多一百万呀? 999 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,040 我把警局的脏款和保释金 全部拿去给你赌啦 1000 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,340 现在人家到警察局来讨债啦 1001 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:07,550 你不把那二百万拿回来的话 1002 00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:09,310 就买好船票准备跑路吧 1003 00:48:09,590 --> 00:48:11,180 借我一点钱让我买船票 1004 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:12,780 你… 1005 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,220 你如果不拿一百万出来 1006 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,250 我们都完蛋啦 1007 00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:19,120 那一百万再输了怎么办呀? 1008 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,090 横竖都是死,怎么也要赌一下吗 1009 00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:24,820 老兄我们也是混饭吃的,别打了 1010 00:48:25,430 --> 00:48:26,300 又在打什么哀鬼呀? 1011 00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:27,990 打一个老千呀 1012 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,700 老千这么尊贵的人怎么能乱打 1013 00:48:31,310 --> 00:48:32,500 他们骗了人家两万块钱 1014 00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:34,410 哪个白痴被他们骗了? 1015 00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:35,610 那个白痴就是我呀 1016 00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:36,840 什么?连白痴都骗 1017 00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:37,840 扁他 1018 00:48:37,980 --> 00:48:38,880 扁他啦 1019 00:48:42,820 --> 00:48:45,840 吓?赌圣克星 洪爷 1020 00:48:46,460 --> 00:48:47,250 HELLO!你好嘛 1021 00:48:47,660 --> 00:48:49,020 好你个头呀!输到就要跑路了 1022 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,850 兄弟,你叫他们别打我们 1023 00:48:51,990 --> 00:48:53,590 我教你老千速成法,包你赢 1024 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,730 行,不过先露两招来看看 1025 00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:08,170 有没有搅错这么久,都没回来 1026 00:49:10,010 --> 00:49:12,540 十六圈都打完啦, 还没有回来,搞什鬼呀? 1027 00:49:13,350 --> 00:49:14,870 回来啦,回来啦 1028 00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:16,010 各位观众… 1029 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,940 好有型呀… 1030 00:49:50,390 --> 00:49:51,910 这个装挺眼熟的 1031 00:49:52,050 --> 00:49:53,950 不过不知道你装谁呀? 1032 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:56,480 你猜猜看 1033 00:50:20,450 --> 00:50:21,310 我知道啦 1034 00:50:21,550 --> 00:50:22,410 赌圣 1035 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:23,580 错 1036 00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:25,620 是大卫魔术 1037 00:50:28,090 --> 00:50:28,950 发牌 1038 00:50:29,090 --> 00:50:29,960 我三条KINH 1039 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,530 我三条A 1040 00:50:31,930 --> 00:50:32,790 同花顺 1041 00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,090 我大你个同花顺 1042 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,060 四条A 1043 00:50:36,530 --> 00:50:37,430 五条A 1044 00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:54,310 那个家人教的这一套还真灵呢 1045 00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,350 赢光他 1046 00:50:56,120 --> 00:51:00,020 我要趁这个机会 查出谋杀王百万的真相 1047 00:51:01,390 --> 00:51:02,250 一百万 1048 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,220 跟你 1049 00:51:08,930 --> 00:51:09,800 烟说话 1050 00:51:10,130 --> 00:51:12,000 你输昏啦,牌面同花顺面说话 1051 00:51:12,130 --> 00:51:14,030 晒冷 1052 00:51:18,210 --> 00:51:20,700 我才不相信你是大卫魔术,我照跟 1053 00:51:22,140 --> 00:51:23,040 不过我只剩五毛啦 1054 00:51:23,910 --> 00:51:24,780 欠你五百万 1055 00:51:25,150 --> 00:51:28,010 不用欠,只要你肯回答我一个问题 1056 00:51:28,150 --> 00:51:28,950 我当你是跟了 1057 00:51:29,590 --> 00:51:30,140 什么问题呀? 1058 00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:36,850 你曾几何时有没有想过要杀死我呀? 1059 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:41,860 回答我 1060 00:51:45,170 --> 00:51:46,030 我… 1061 00:51:46,170 --> 00:51:47,190 回答我 1062 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,070 不玩啦,不玩啦 1063 00:51:54,540 --> 00:51:56,940 问些这种问题 1064 00:51:57,180 --> 00:51:58,040 走 1065 00:51:58,180 --> 00:51:59,040 是 1066 00:51:59,180 --> 00:52:00,380 不玩啦,拿钱啦 1067 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,750 钱是赢到手啦,真相查到没有 1068 00:52:04,990 --> 00:52:05,820 真相就是… 1069 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,310 我的牌是小四,那个白痴居然不玩 1070 00:52:10,190 --> 00:52:11,060 发财啦 1071 00:52:11,190 --> 00:52:13,090 大哥,你没事吧? 1072 00:52:14,130 --> 00:52:15,430 还钱呀 1073 00:52:16,630 --> 00:52:18,070 怎么个还法? 1074 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,100 赢的那些不用分给你了吧? 1075 00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:22,040 借钱不用付利息呀? 1076 00:52:22,670 --> 00:52:25,610 照银行最低的利息算给他 1077 00:52:25,910 --> 00:52:28,780 那很少,才2厘75而已 1078 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:32,150 二百万除以365日 1079 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:35,140 25块给你30块不用找了 1080 00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:36,970 再来点提提神吗? 1081 00:52:40,220 --> 00:52:44,120 这样多好,不伤和气! 1082 00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:47,490 查案有没进展呀? 1083 00:52:49,530 --> 00:52:51,400 我发现那个汤茱迪越来越古怪 1084 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:54,370 我想他背后 一定有个不可告人的秘密 1085 00:52:54,770 --> 00:52:55,630 还有那个林大岳呢… 1086 00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:57,100 太肤浅啦 1087 00:52:58,870 --> 00:53:01,100 我在苏格兰场受训的时候 1088 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,610 曾经研究过世界所有奇案的案件 1089 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:07,110 包括东方快车谋杀案 1090 00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:08,110 尼罗河谋杀案 1091 00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:10,120 电话情杀案 1092 00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:13,190 国会选举舞弊案等等… 1093 00:53:13,860 --> 00:53:14,720 发现一个重大原则 1094 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:15,610 什么原则呀? 1095 00:53:16,260 --> 00:53:18,120 嫌疑大的人,越不是凶手 1096 00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:20,130 考 1097 00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:22,860 我同意,真的像国语长片说 最没有嫌疑才是凶手呀? 1098 00:53:23,270 --> 00:53:27,130 可以这么说, 凶手可能表面上不认识死者的 1099 00:53:27,670 --> 00:53:30,140 相貌平凡,不高不矮,孔武有力 1100 00:53:30,270 --> 00:53:33,110 有暴力倾向,随便乱打人… 1101 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,910 极度贪婪,甚至乎三,四十块都不放过 1102 00:53:37,650 --> 00:53:39,510 照这么说那凶手肯定就是你呀 1103 00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:41,150 来人,抓起来 1104 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:42,150 YES SIR 1105 00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,150 你们疯了你们?SHORT呀 1106 00:53:44,290 --> 00:53:46,150 SORRY SIR 1107 00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:47,350 照推理应该是这样 1108 00:53:48,020 --> 00:53:51,460 我们言归正传, 你在汤茱迪家查出直么线索 1109 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,160 就去办公室查查林大岳跟王百万 1110 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:56,420 在生意上有没有过节而动杀机 1111 00:53:57,300 --> 00:53:59,160 你不是说最有嫌疑的人不会是凶手 1112 00:53:59,530 --> 00:54:01,700 那些屁话啦,还不快去查 1113 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,900 让我先去办件重要的事行不行呀 1114 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,630 爱你三百六十五年 1115 00:54:31,330 --> 00:54:33,300 岂有此理,根本不把我放在眼里 1116 00:54:40,510 --> 00:54:41,410 谢谢 1117 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,780 奸夫淫妇 1118 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,020 奸夫淫妇 1119 00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:01,230 手起刀落 1120 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,260 刀? 1121 00:55:07,740 --> 00:55:08,630 我考 1122 00:55:27,590 --> 00:55:28,280 随便坐 1123 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,220 多谢你的花 1124 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,800 不要这样啦,你知道我有男朋友 1125 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,270 虽然他又没什么钱,又自私… 1126 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,840 又小气又老土 1127 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:44,900 不是说我吧 1128 00:55:45,770 --> 00:55:47,260 可是他始终都是我男朋友 1129 00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:48,810 我不可以接受你的 1130 00:55:49,510 --> 00:55:53,280 你不要这样…不要啦 1131 00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:58,080 不要这样 1132 00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:00,320 我杀你个老母 1133 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:01,790 是你? 1134 00:56:01,990 --> 00:56:02,850 是你 1135 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:03,860 是你? 1136 00:56:07,130 --> 00:56:07,990 其实我是说… 1137 00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:09,460 杀你个老母 1138 00:56:10,070 --> 00:56:10,930 你别为难她 1139 00:56:11,270 --> 00:56:13,130 你拿把刀干什么? 1140 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,300 你先放下啦 1141 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,300 等等…等等,听我说先 1142 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,300 我跟踪你很久啦 1143 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,300 原来你是来找这只狐狸精 1144 00:56:18,810 --> 00:56:19,740 我? 1145 00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:21,570 三根手指头指住你,还问呀? 1146 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,540 你是哪根聪哪根蒜 想跟我王百万抢老婆呀? 1147 00:56:26,850 --> 00:56:28,320 我现在问你呀 1148 00:56:28,450 --> 00:56:29,310 你爱我还是爱她? 1149 00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:30,480 玩玩的吗? 1150 00:56:30,890 --> 00:56:33,320 啦,玩玩的吗,苯蛋呀? 1151 00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:34,320 人家玩你的 1152 00:56:34,460 --> 00:56:36,320 你狐狸精,蜘蛛精 1153 00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:37,320 破坏家庭 1154 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:39,320 你想要钱是吗吧 1155 00:56:39,460 --> 00:56:40,330 好啊,要钱是吗? 1156 00:56:40,460 --> 00:56:41,860 来呀..来呀 1157 00:56:43,370 --> 00:56:45,230 拿错…拿去呀… 1158 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,470 怎么?钱都给你啦,你还不滚呀? 1159 00:56:47,770 --> 00:56:48,460 你们两个… 1160 00:56:49,370 --> 00:56:50,740 好,我走 1161 00:56:51,010 --> 00:56:52,300 阿敏…阿敏 1162 00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:54,230 这是你家,你上哪去呀? 1163 00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:56,710 对啊,这里是我家呀 1164 00:56:57,050 --> 00:56:58,910 你们两个滚呀 1165 00:56:59,450 --> 00:56:59,910 滚呀 1166 00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:01,880 阿敏,你不要生气啦,你听我说啦 1167 00:57:01,980 --> 00:57:03,850 闭嘴?到楼下去等我 1168 00:57:04,150 --> 00:57:05,710 我还要多骂这蜘蛛精两句才开心 1169 00:57:05,950 --> 00:57:07,110 还看,走啦 1170 00:57:07,490 --> 00:57:08,010 走就走吗? 1171 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,360 我再次严重警告你 1172 00:57:10,490 --> 00:57:12,360 以后不许你再见我老婆呀 1173 00:57:12,490 --> 00:57:15,120 否则见你一次就打你一次,知道吧? 1174 00:57:15,260 --> 00:57:18,290 人家都已经走了,你还在这演戏? 1175 00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:20,770 刚才你骂得很过瘾吧? 1176 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,370 演戏当然是这样啦 1177 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:23,370 你觉得我刚才演的怎么样? 1178 00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:24,800 很烂 1179 00:57:24,940 --> 00:57:27,310 有没有搞错呀, 我以前演话剧拿个奖的 1180 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:29,080 你是很烂吗? 1181 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:32,140 我都没问你呀, 你怎么会被这个女人泡呢 1182 00:57:33,150 --> 00:57:35,980 我看她人很好,又常常来买花 1183 00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:38,120 有空就陪她逛下街喝茶茶 1184 00:57:38,390 --> 00:57:40,680 谁知道她外表是女人,内在是男人 1185 00:57:41,190 --> 00:57:43,050 真没想到会是她 1186 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,020 人家还在外面等你啦 1187 00:57:45,230 --> 00:57:47,090 还不下去? 1188 00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:48,090 走啦 1189 00:57:48,300 --> 00:57:52,200 等我把这个案子办完了, 就整天陪着你,好不好? 1190 00:57:52,870 --> 00:57:54,390 我买了样东西送给你呀 1191 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:55,960 真的,是什么? 1192 00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:57,000 花袜子 1193 00:57:57,170 --> 00:57:57,660 烧掉它 1194 00:58:06,210 --> 00:58:08,080 王先生,早 1195 00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:09,310 早 1196 00:58:11,220 --> 00:58:12,810 王先生,早,王太太不在 1197 00:58:13,190 --> 00:58:13,650 我知道 1198 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:14,420 里面停电了 1199 00:58:14,660 --> 00:58:17,350 没关系,我进去拿杯水喝一下 1200 00:58:37,750 --> 00:58:39,650 今天早上送来的 1201 00:58:46,590 --> 00:58:47,420 什么事呀? 1202 00:58:47,660 --> 00:58:49,520 没事,你出去吧 1203 00:58:50,390 --> 00:58:51,260 你一定有事 1204 00:58:51,990 --> 00:58:54,220 说了没事,有也不关你的事 1205 00:58:54,430 --> 00:58:55,420 出去 1206 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:03,740 注意 1207 00:59:09,610 --> 00:59:13,050 千万不要用打火机看 1208 00:59:13,780 --> 00:59:15,680 什么意思呢? 1209 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,060 白兰地呀? 1210 00:59:53,490 --> 00:59:54,250 老板 1211 00:59:58,290 --> 01:00:00,160 喂?大岳呀? 1212 01:00:00,260 --> 01:00:01,130 什么事?帅哥! 1213 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:02,660 你怎么拍到我们的呀? 1214 01:00:03,130 --> 01:00:04,530 用照相机拍到的 1215 01:00:04,670 --> 01:00:06,100 我已经注意你很久啦 1216 01:00:06,230 --> 01:00:08,100 没想到你还有这种嗜好呢 1217 01:00:08,670 --> 01:00:12,540 这些火辣辣的相片 那些内幕杂志一定很有兴趣的 1218 01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:13,970 你小心折寿呀 1219 01:00:14,210 --> 01:00:15,470 我是一定会短命的 1220 01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:19,640 所以要多存点钱好好享受享受 1221 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:21,550 如果你想拿回三点都露的照片 1222 01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:23,080 今晚七点来我公司啦 1223 01:00:23,180 --> 01:00:24,150 你想怎么样? 1224 01:00:31,030 --> 01:00:31,820 请接消防队,麻烦 1225 01:00:33,460 --> 01:00:34,550 什么事呀?快说 1226 01:00:35,660 --> 01:00:36,530 这里是消防队 1227 01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:37,860 说呀 1228 01:00:39,570 --> 01:00:40,930 请问你们卖不卖雨衣呀? 1229 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,070 买雨蒌去7--11啦,苯蛋 1230 01:00:43,510 --> 01:00:45,370 谁是混蛋?你是什么态度呀? 你几号接线生? 1231 01:00:45,710 --> 01:00:47,570 你别收线呀,喂… 1232 01:00:47,710 --> 01:00:48,570 大岳,你欺人太甚啦 1233 01:00:49,380 --> 01:00:51,370 你不来一定后悔的 1234 01:00:52,050 --> 01:00:53,780 就这样,我要做运动呀 1235 01:01:10,330 --> 01:01:11,490 王先生,你怎么啦? 1236 01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:13,400 喝水呀,不是告诉过你啦 1237 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:30,480 你踩烂我的晚餐,还有宵夜 1238 01:01:30,950 --> 01:01:33,080 你快点赔钱呀 1239 01:01:52,170 --> 01:01:53,040 小姐,找哪位呀? 1240 01:01:53,540 --> 01:01:54,840 林大岳先生约我来的 1241 01:01:55,140 --> 01:01:56,370 请跟我来 1242 01:02:01,550 --> 01:02:02,450 进来 1243 01:02:04,390 --> 01:02:05,280 请 1244 01:02:09,590 --> 01:02:11,460 我一看见你来我就爽啦 1245 01:02:11,790 --> 01:02:14,190 上半年的FI资料给我拿来, 我任何电话都不接 1246 01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:15,050 是 1247 01:02:18,300 --> 01:02:19,270 请坐 1248 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:25,870 废话少说,你要多少钱, 一次解决把照片底我 1249 01:02:26,810 --> 01:02:28,670 你千万不要误会呀 1250 01:02:28,810 --> 01:02:31,440 我林大岳虽然不是很有钱 1251 01:02:31,550 --> 01:02:33,410 不过十亿八亿我也不放在眼内 1252 01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:36,240 你以为我想勒索你呀? 1253 01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:38,250 那好吧,你开价 1254 01:02:38,890 --> 01:02:42,620 大家这么熟,说钱失感情 1255 01:02:42,820 --> 01:02:45,790 其实我是要拿钱给你 1256 01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:50,100 我查到你家里那个王百万肯定是假的 1257 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,670 我可以帮你解决决不留下任何麻烦 1258 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:57,030 另外再给你三亿,买你尖沙嘴那块地 1259 01:02:59,270 --> 01:03:01,470 你去抢好啦?那块地值二十亿呀 1260 01:03:01,740 --> 01:03:03,610 我是说过十亿我不放在眼内 1261 01:03:03,850 --> 01:03:05,710 但是二十亿就差不多啦 1262 01:03:06,110 --> 01:03:07,140 王八蛋 1263 01:03:07,420 --> 01:03:09,280 你千万不要骂呀 1264 01:03:09,550 --> 01:03:13,450 你一骂人就破坏了 在我心目中高贵美丽的形象 1265 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:17,660 贱人 1266 01:03:18,860 --> 01:03:19,720 你 1267 01:03:19,860 --> 01:03:20,730 你什么呀? 1268 01:03:20,860 --> 01:03:22,730 三天之内律师楼办手续 1269 01:03:22,860 --> 01:03:26,770 要不然我拿的照片 满街去发,内幕杂志去登 1270 01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:38,040 你看什么呀?鬼鬼碎碎系的干吗? 1271 01:03:38,350 --> 01:03:39,210 偷东西呀 1272 01:03:39,410 --> 01:03:41,280 不是,那有两个女人没穿衣服呀 1273 01:03:41,650 --> 01:03:42,510 我不相信 1274 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:43,710 你过来看一看啦 1275 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:47,220 如果我过来你从后面 把我打晕了那怎么办? 1276 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,110 就算你不过来,我一样要打晕你 1277 01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:54,190 怎么啦? 1278 01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:56,390 刚才那个穿西装的拿东西打我 1279 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:57,460 快点,追 1280 01:03:59,370 --> 01:04:00,700 有没有看见一个穿西装的呀? 1281 01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:02,430 那边 1282 01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:06,440 假的,假的 1283 01:04:09,140 --> 01:04:10,010 什么声音呀? 1284 01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:13,340 有声音?没听到 1285 01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:15,580 让我看到我打死他 1286 01:04:15,580 --> 01:04:17,020 你查那边,我查这边 1287 01:04:26,590 --> 01:04:27,490 色… 1288 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:32,060 色狼呀,救命呀 1289 01:04:32,930 --> 01:04:34,830 在那边,是他 1290 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,800 我换了工作你还缠着我? 1291 01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:38,410 拉他呀 1292 01:04:38,540 --> 01:04:39,300 走啦,白痴 1293 01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:02,760 把牙齿还给我呀 1294 01:05:31,990 --> 01:05:33,860 是你呀?新款呀 1295 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,900 新个屁? 1296 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:39,460 你猜是谁杀了我? 1297 01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:40,490 谁呀 1298 01:05:42,540 --> 01:05:44,440 提示一下我啦 1299 01:05:50,210 --> 01:05:50,680 是他 1300 01:06:24,780 --> 01:06:25,640 王八蛋你乱按什么电梯 1301 01:06:25,810 --> 01:06:26,710 去死吧你 1302 01:06:42,060 --> 01:06:43,930 臭小子,97还没到,就给我人民币 1303 01:06:44,070 --> 01:06:45,430 你以为你老妈是瞎子呀 1304 01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:46,230 自已留着用吧 1305 01:06:58,850 --> 01:06:59,470 回来啦 1306 01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:05,780 气喘如牛的,你上哪去啦? 1307 01:07:06,090 --> 01:07:07,280 我倒要问你上哪去啦? 1308 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,790 我上去哪去? 我一晚上都在这边打牌呀 1309 01:07:10,090 --> 01:07:10,960 你说我去哪啦 1310 01:07:11,090 --> 01:07:11,960 你打了一个晚上的牌 1311 01:07:12,090 --> 01:07:13,490 我们都打了十六圈啦 1312 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,890 你老公没丢病吧? 1313 01:07:16,100 --> 01:07:17,790 他当然有毛病啦? 1314 01:07:18,330 --> 01:07:21,390 穿这个鬼样子?你上哪去啦? 1315 01:07:22,740 --> 01:07:24,260 这什么呀? 1316 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:27,710 血呀 1317 01:07:27,810 --> 01:07:29,710 你又去杀人了? 1318 01:07:33,110 --> 01:07:34,010 啤… 1319 01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:39,210 被我吓得啤不出话来? 1320 01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:43,780 老夫老妻你还这么开不起玩笑? 1321 01:07:44,330 --> 01:07:46,990 后天是我们结婚七周年纪念 1322 01:07:47,130 --> 01:07:47,990 我想开个舞会庆祝一下 1323 01:07:48,130 --> 01:07:49,120 你说好不好 1324 01:07:50,230 --> 01:07:53,100 干吗扁着个嘴呀? 1325 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:54,870 亲一下 1326 01:08:19,630 --> 01:08:20,490 喂 1327 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,090 给你吓我一跳呀 1328 01:08:23,660 --> 01:08:25,860 黎警司,请随便拿杯酒喝 1329 01:08:39,810 --> 01:08:41,440 林大岳死了你知不知道呀 1330 01:08:42,550 --> 01:08:43,410 知道 1331 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:44,810 我快死了你知不知道? 1332 01:08:45,690 --> 01:08:46,550 我也知道 1333 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,880 你再查不到凶手,你也快死啦 1334 01:08:49,790 --> 01:08:51,660 谁是凶手我已经有了九成把握 1335 01:08:52,390 --> 01:08:53,260 究竟是谁? 1336 01:08:53,590 --> 01:08:56,060 不用心急,我的第七感告诉我 1337 01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:57,690 今天晚上会有结果 1338 01:09:00,030 --> 01:09:03,940 今晚真正的凶手 会露出他狰狞的面目 1339 01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:09,700 别动 1340 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:10,500 双手放在头上 1341 01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:13,040 是你呀 1342 01:09:14,220 --> 01:09:16,010 王先生,我有些事想跟你说 1343 01:09:18,490 --> 01:09:19,350 知道…我知道 1344 01:09:20,220 --> 01:09:22,090 不好意思,大家请过那边 1345 01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:24,090 多谢合作….不好意思 1346 01:09:24,230 --> 01:09:25,190 过去那边 1347 01:09:26,490 --> 01:09:27,760 人都走开啦,可以说啦 1348 01:09:28,530 --> 01:09:29,930 主要是要你走开呀 1349 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:34,770 早点说嘛,人有自尊心的 1350 01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,710 王先生,你要看住JUDY呀? 1351 01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:42,110 JUDY怎么啦? 1352 01:09:42,510 --> 01:09:44,670 不关她的事, 真的跟她一点关系都没有 1353 01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:45,940 你说清楚的 1354 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:48,110 到现在我没办法只好告诉你啦 1355 01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:49,110 其实她… 1356 01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:50,950 其实什么,你快说呀 1357 01:09:51,090 --> 01:09:53,210 是呀,有话你就说 1358 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,110 这支音乐我好喜欢 1359 01:09:57,260 --> 01:09:58,190 陪我去跳舞,来啦 1360 01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:07,990 王先生 1361 01:10:08,140 --> 01:10:08,600 嗨 1362 01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:23,150 年年开PARTY,今年特别高兴 1363 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:24,150 你呢 1364 01:10:24,290 --> 01:10:27,550 这就够啦,最重要是你高兴 1365 01:10:28,290 --> 01:10:30,050 你看起来好像不太高兴的样子? 1366 01:10:31,590 --> 01:10:32,420 你说呢? 1367 01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:39,470 任何人做任何事都一定有他原因的 1368 01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:44,770 我认为任何人做任何事… 1369 01:10:44,870 --> 01:10:46,770 都一定会有报应才是真的 1370 01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:53,300 那杀人是什么原因? 1371 01:10:55,850 --> 01:10:57,750 你告诉我,JUDY 1372 01:11:09,630 --> 01:11:10,650 为什么不说话? 1373 01:11:12,330 --> 01:11:16,240 没什么,我在想,如果你真的是王百万 1374 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,700 那该有多好呢 1375 01:11:18,870 --> 01:11:20,740 你早就知道我不是 1376 01:11:21,180 --> 01:11:24,040 第一眼看见你我就已经知道 1377 01:11:24,350 --> 01:11:25,840 你还没回答我问题啦 1378 01:11:27,350 --> 01:11:29,540 不要破坏我对你仅存的那点好感 1379 01:11:31,990 --> 01:11:35,890 我跟百万近几年相处的很不好 1380 01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:41,790 这几天,你帮我回忆起 我跟他初恋的那份感觉 1381 01:11:44,030 --> 01:11:45,900 那时候我们大家都没钱 1382 01:11:46,170 --> 01:11:47,730 但是好真 1383 01:11:48,970 --> 01:11:51,840 谁知道他发达之后 1384 01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:53,660 他越来越花心 1385 01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:55,710 而我… 1386 01:11:57,310 --> 01:11:58,510 就越来越变态 1387 01:12:00,180 --> 01:12:03,050 越来越恨做女人 1388 01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:04,410 还想做男人 1389 01:12:05,150 --> 01:12:07,050 想做一个可以跟他竟争的男人 1390 01:12:09,290 --> 01:12:11,160 但是你来了之后… 1391 01:12:11,390 --> 01:12:13,690 却使我有了还想当女人的感觉 1392 01:12:18,130 --> 01:12:19,930 我不想知道你到底是谁? 1393 01:12:22,940 --> 01:12:24,370 我只要求今晚… 1394 01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:29,540 你可不可以全心全意 演好你所扮演的角色 1395 01:12:35,580 --> 01:12:36,450 老公 1396 01:12:41,220 --> 01:12:42,590 我今晚要你陪我 1397 01:12:44,690 --> 01:12:45,350 好不好 1398 01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,180 我先去补补妆 1399 01:13:36,110 --> 01:13:36,970 你刚才还没说完 1400 01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:39,040 你怀疑谁是凶手 1401 01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:40,640 我怀疑是JUDY 1402 01:13:40,710 --> 01:13:41,580 怎么会是她呢 1403 01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:43,950 因为林大岳死那个晚上 其实我也在场 1404 01:13:44,150 --> 01:13:45,710 我是跟踪JUDY去的 1405 01:13:45,950 --> 01:13:46,820 虽然我没亲眼见到动手 1406 01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:48,990 但是当时除了她没有别人在场 1407 01:13:49,290 --> 01:13:50,150 怎么不早说 1408 01:13:50,830 --> 01:13:51,920 说啊 1409 01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:52,920 我也不知道为什么呀? 1410 01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:54,020 有没有搅错呀 1411 01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:55,160 等等!你先听我说嘛 1412 01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:56,260 就算真是JUDY杀的 1413 01:13:56,430 --> 01:13:57,860 我也肯定她有苦衷 1414 01:13:58,230 --> 01:13:59,100 有什么苦衷呀 1415 01:13:59,230 --> 01:14:00,100 杀了人就是杀了人 1416 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:01,370 你是警察来的 1417 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:02,260 你别真的把她当成你老婆呀,臭小子 1418 01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:04,800 王老板,好久没见 1419 01:14:05,510 --> 01:14:06,370 你好,你好 1420 01:14:06,510 --> 01:14:07,440 不打扰你们啦,拜拜 1421 01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:11,840 你还知道些什么快点说出来 1422 01:14:13,050 --> 01:14:13,910 我想他还会再动手 1423 01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:15,250 动什么手呀? 1424 01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:16,940 动手杀那些知道她秘密的人 1425 01:14:18,450 --> 01:14:19,320 好在我不知道 1426 01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:20,380 现在知道啦 1427 01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:21,390 我也知道 1428 01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:22,390 还有一个… 1429 01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:23,390 程小姐 1430 01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:24,390 那你还不快点通知程小姐 1431 01:14:24,530 --> 01:14:25,390 我立刻布下天罗地网抓她 1432 01:14:25,530 --> 01:14:26,220 快去 1433 01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:37,470 是我 1434 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:38,300 吓死我 1435 01:14:38,540 --> 01:14:39,400 别这样 1436 01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:40,400 我想出了个绝世妙计 1437 01:14:40,540 --> 01:14:41,410 我戴上这个人皮面具 1438 01:14:41,540 --> 01:14:43,410 如果真凶见一到我,一定会吓昏倒 1439 01:14:43,540 --> 01:14:44,980 我就将他绳之于法啦 1440 01:14:45,350 --> 01:14:46,840 先把面具戴上 1441 01:14:48,550 --> 01:14:49,640 哈罗 1442 01:14:51,750 --> 01:14:52,620 这么多真凶啊? 1443 01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:53,410 鬼都被你吓啦 1444 01:14:53,550 --> 01:14:54,750 人家不会看新闻呀,苯蛋 1445 01:14:55,490 --> 01:14:56,110 那怎么办? 1446 01:14:56,220 --> 01:14:57,090 你现在马上去JUDY房间 1447 01:14:57,320 --> 01:14:58,190 包你有收获呀 1448 01:14:58,560 --> 01:14:59,420 有收获 1449 01:14:59,930 --> 01:15:00,760 我的枪呢? 1450 01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:02,390 我都这么危险啦,还把枪还给你 1451 01:15:02,530 --> 01:15:04,000 你真的是当我苯蛋? 1452 01:15:09,370 --> 01:15:10,890 我们今晚一定要替大岳哥报仇 1453 01:15:11,270 --> 01:15:14,140 大岳哥一定是被王百万夫妻杀的 1454 01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:17,240 你们进去以后要小心行事呀 1455 01:15:17,910 --> 01:15:19,000 放心啦 1456 01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:23,650 请 1457 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:24,480 请 1458 01:15:39,870 --> 01:15:44,270 好久不见啦 1459 01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:57,750 原来你有其他的男人呀 1460 01:15:57,990 --> 01:15:58,850 以后不要来找我呀 1461 01:15:59,050 --> 01:15:59,950 误会呀 1462 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,830 可能是最新的舞呀 1463 01:16:13,030 --> 01:16:14,470 大家跟着跳 1464 01:16:18,710 --> 01:16:19,900 小姐,请你跳只舞好吧? 1465 01:16:25,150 --> 01:16:26,010 过来 1466 01:16:26,980 --> 01:16:28,410 程小姐,你现在处境好危险呀 1467 01:16:28,620 --> 01:16:31,050 又是你个色狼呀? 1468 01:16:32,650 --> 01:16:34,520 我为了你换了十几个工作 1469 01:16:34,660 --> 01:16:36,420 现在来参加舞会还逃不过你的魔掌 1470 01:16:37,790 --> 01:16:39,020 这真是天意呀 1471 01:16:39,230 --> 01:16:40,090 来吧,来吧,上我吧 1472 01:16:40,460 --> 01:16:41,330 你误会了 1473 01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:45,260 来嘛…来嘛,一次解决, 以后不要再来烦我啦 1474 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:46,990 来吗,来吗 1475 01:16:52,170 --> 01:16:53,040 死得好惨呀… 1476 01:16:53,140 --> 01:16:54,200 是不是心脏病呀?… 1477 01:16:58,110 --> 01:16:58,580 干嘛 1478 01:16:58,680 --> 01:16:59,610 那边有人给十字弓射死了 1479 01:17:01,950 --> 01:17:02,810 就是他 1480 01:17:03,150 --> 01:17:05,210 不要动他,警察就快到啦 1481 01:17:05,820 --> 01:17:07,880 我刚才去楼上看过汤茱迪 1482 01:17:08,020 --> 01:17:09,490 她没出过房门口半步 1483 01:17:15,060 --> 01:17:15,650 中计 1484 01:17:32,710 --> 01:17:34,580 我不喜欢你管我 1485 01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:35,580 我做什么自有分寸 1486 01:17:36,020 --> 01:17:37,570 JUDY,你这样做不会有好下场的 1487 01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:38,580 你不要破坏我 1488 01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:39,580 JUDY 1489 01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:42,350 你滚,今晚我不想再见到你 1490 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,670 是你 1491 01:17:56,970 --> 01:17:59,600 我刚找到了凶器想拿来给你看 1492 01:17:59,740 --> 01:18:00,970 下手还中重呀 1493 01:18:07,410 --> 01:18:08,110 不要动手 1494 01:18:14,990 --> 01:18:15,610 JUDY 1495 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:16,520 不许动 1496 01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:19,260 我早知道凶手是你 1497 01:18:19,990 --> 01:18:21,890 对,全部都是我做的 1498 01:18:28,470 --> 01:18:30,330 枪还给你 1499 01:18:30,570 --> 01:18:32,160 做得好,你升定啦 1500 01:18:32,510 --> 01:18:33,030 升到哪里呀? 1501 01:18:33,310 --> 01:18:34,170 你说呢? 1502 01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:35,110 我们的工钱还没算啦 1503 01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:37,140 怕你呀?算就算啦 1504 01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:38,340 走啦 1505 01:18:38,550 --> 01:18:40,340 对不起让一让呀,对不起… 1506 01:18:52,530 --> 01:18:54,820 我走啦,老公 1507 01:19:41,710 --> 01:19:42,730 做什么呀你 1508 01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:47,540 你绝不会相信刚才发生什么事? 1509 01:19:48,220 --> 01:19:49,240 刚才发生什么事呀? 1510 01:19:49,850 --> 01:19:51,720 你知不知道凶手已经抓到啦 1511 01:19:51,850 --> 01:19:53,340 那凶手到底是谁? 1512 01:19:53,650 --> 01:19:54,520 原来凶手就是… 1513 01:19:54,860 --> 01:19:55,720 JUDY是嘛 1514 01:19:56,290 --> 01:19:58,720 她在离开之前跟你眉目传情 1515 01:19:58,860 --> 01:20:00,380 还在你左边脸夹亲了一下 1516 01:20:00,860 --> 01:20:02,350 我怎么会知道的? 表哥全都告诉我啦 1517 01:20:04,570 --> 01:20:06,470 绝对不是 1518 01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:08,370 绝对不是 1519 01:20:08,870 --> 01:20:09,730 你敢说没有吗? 1520 01:20:09,870 --> 01:20:10,730 绝对有 1521 01:20:10,870 --> 01:20:12,740 但是不是在左脸颊 1522 01:20:12,870 --> 01:20:13,600 那在哪呀? 1523 01:20:16,380 --> 01:20:19,740 阿敏,总之请你相信 我心目中只有你一个 1524 01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:22,750 我也愿意接受你任何的惩罚 1525 01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:23,750 来,来惩罚我呀 1526 01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:25,440 来吧…来吧 1527 01:20:25,650 --> 01:20:27,090 谁有空惩罚你? 1528 01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:29,880 那我就惩罚你啦 1529 01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:36,760 你好坏 1530 01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:38,800 谁叫你耍我呀? 1531 01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:41,990 来呀 1532 01:20:50,940 --> 01:20:51,770 怎么你也玩这大套呀 1533 01:20:52,580 --> 01:20:54,440 是你叫我惩罚你的嘛 1534 01:20:54,580 --> 01:20:56,480 反悔了是不是 1535 01:21:12,170 --> 01:21:13,100 怕不怕呀? 1536 01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:16,630 我怕的要死呀 1537 01:21:16,940 --> 01:21:18,800 这样子看你下次 还敢不敢乱给人家亲 1538 01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:20,840 不敢啦吧 1539 01:21:28,950 --> 01:21:31,180 你把我解开啦先呀? 1540 01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:39,820 你干什么? 1541 01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:40,860 洗澡呀? 1542 01:21:57,680 --> 01:22:01,580 COME ONE BABY,不要再浪费时间啦 1543 01:22:03,620 --> 01:22:06,090 老婆,过来呀,快的 1544 01:22:09,220 --> 01:22:09,880 缠住啦 1545 01:22:10,820 --> 01:22:12,690 惩罚我吧 1546 01:22:12,990 --> 01:22:14,890 COME ON BABY COME ON… 1547 01:22:22,700 --> 01:22:23,290 是你? 1548 01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:24,800 你太多事啦 1549 01:22:25,670 --> 01:22:26,540 阿敏,阿敏 1550 01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:28,570 你害死JUDY 1551 01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:30,810 什么…什么?你再说过 1552 01:22:31,010 --> 01:22:31,940 我要跟JUDY报仇 1553 01:22:32,550 --> 01:22:34,410 我听不清楚你说什么, 你再说一次,刚才说什么? 1554 01:22:35,380 --> 01:22:36,870 我说我要帮JUDY报仇呀 1555 01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:38,950 我还是听不清楚,你再说多一次啦 1556 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:39,740 耍我 1557 01:22:47,830 --> 01:22:48,420 看你个头 1558 01:22:50,730 --> 01:22:51,490 神龙摆尾 1559 01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:52,930 摆呀摆呀…摆呀摆 1560 01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:57,770 压死你 1561 01:23:11,690 --> 01:23:12,740 我你老母,你真的插我? 1562 01:23:12,890 --> 01:23:14,880 玩真的呀?我你老母… 1563 01:23:16,060 --> 01:23:18,960 不是插你,是要剁你呀? 1564 01:23:26,370 --> 01:23:27,090 看什么看? 1565 01:23:28,070 --> 01:23:28,970 我跟你拼了 1566 01:23:33,070 --> 01:23:33,870 老大,这个玩笑开大了 1567 01:23:34,910 --> 01:23:35,810 这不关我的事哟 1568 01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,940 我知道,我知道 1569 01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:40,980 我踢,我… 1570 01:23:53,230 --> 01:23:56,060 你玩完啦,该我啦 1571 01:23:58,930 --> 01:24:00,830 那倒未必 1572 01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:05,060 我要谢谢你呢 1573 01:24:21,660 --> 01:24:23,280 你实在太低估我啦 1574 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:27,460 我的脚怎么那么臭,臭死我了 1575 01:24:30,660 --> 01:24:34,570 这些就是林大岳偷拍了 汤茱迪跟程文静的裸照 1576 01:24:42,710 --> 01:24:44,570 程文静不止是个同性恋者 1577 01:24:44,950 --> 01:24:46,810 还是个精神病患者 1578 01:24:47,110 --> 01:24:47,980 有严重的暴力倾向 1579 01:24:48,480 --> 01:24:52,380 她要杀死所有爱汤茱迪, 还有伤害汤茱迪的人 1580 01:24:52,690 --> 01:24:53,550 所以先杀王百万 1581 01:24:53,820 --> 01:24:55,220 后杀林大岳 1582 01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:57,090 汤茱迪把那晚的情形全说出来啦 1583 01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:00,720 你不可以爱上那个假王百万的 1584 01:25:01,730 --> 01:25:03,030 我不喜欢你管我 1585 01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:04,030 我做什么自有分寸 1586 01:25:04,300 --> 01:25:05,560 那个假王百万 1587 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:09,160 只有杀了他, 我们两个才会有好日子过 1588 01:25:09,740 --> 01:25:10,600 你疯啦你 1589 01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:14,070 我疯啦?是你变心 1590 01:25:14,880 --> 01:25:15,740 王百万打你… 1591 01:25:16,010 --> 01:25:17,370 我就帮你报仇,替你杀了他 1592 01:25:18,580 --> 01:25:19,510 是你杀百万的 1593 01:25:20,180 --> 01:25:22,740 怎么样?我还杀了林大岳呢 1594 01:25:23,850 --> 01:25:24,710 你以为我不知道呀 1595 01:25:24,990 --> 01:25:27,010 他拍了我跟你的裸照来勒索你嘛 1596 01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:28,990 像他这种人 1597 01:25:29,190 --> 01:25:30,620 只有杀了他才不会威胁到我们 1598 01:25:32,860 --> 01:25:34,420 原来全都是你做的 1599 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:36,660 为什么? 1600 01:25:36,930 --> 01:25:39,420 我所做的一切全都是为了你 1601 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,090 我现在就去杀了他 1602 01:25:44,340 --> 01:25:45,530 不许你杀他 1603 01:25:46,210 --> 01:25:47,800 你喜欢那个臭男人 1604 01:25:48,210 --> 01:25:49,070 放开我 1605 01:25:49,210 --> 01:25:52,670 不要,不可以 1606 01:25:54,010 --> 01:25:56,710 难怪那天晚上她连我都想杀 1607 01:25:58,220 --> 01:26:00,690 那么,那天晚上 想用箭射我的也是程文静? 1608 01:26:04,930 --> 01:26:06,790 为什么汤茱迪要这样护程文静呢 1609 01:26:07,230 --> 01:26:09,090 汤茱迪跟她有很深的感情 1610 01:26:09,230 --> 01:26:11,090 一时冲动就全扛下来啦? 1611 01:26:14,230 --> 01:26:15,360 这个女人真是… 1612 01:26:16,170 --> 01:26:18,360 真系什么,怎么样也不关你的事? 1613 01:26:19,070 --> 01:26:19,700 对呀 1614 01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:20,900 那就好啦 1615 01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:22,110 这案子办得很好 1616 01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:23,680 又有一桩案卧底案子等着你 1617 01:26:24,010 --> 01:26:25,880 你开什么玩笑呀你 1618 01:26:26,550 --> 01:26:27,410 这个命令 1619 01:26:27,750 --> 01:26:28,610 命什么令呀? 1620 01:26:29,220 --> 01:26:29,680 你… 1621 01:26:29,780 --> 01:26:31,810 别你呀你的,叫我长官 1622 01:26:32,590 --> 01:26:35,110 廉政公署自认错误 撤销对我的控诉 1623 01:26:35,260 --> 01:26:36,120 现在我复职啦 1624 01:26:36,420 --> 01:26:37,410 真的呀表哥? 1625 01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:39,020 当然啦 1626 01:26:39,260 --> 01:26:40,120 复职有什么了不起呀? 1627 01:26:40,260 --> 01:26:41,660 大不了跟我平起平坐? 1628 01:26:42,060 --> 01:26:44,930 你错啦,上头说你整天乱K人 1629 01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:46,460 现在轮到你停职 1630 01:26:46,830 --> 01:26:47,700 所以不用等到97 1631 01:26:48,070 --> 01:26:48,930 我现在就要你好看呀 1632 01:26:49,100 --> 01:26:49,690 你敢打我? 1633 01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:51,590 我跟你拼了,我 1634 01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:53,700 你们两个干什么啦? 1635 01:26:53,910 --> 01:26:56,970 表哥,放手啦 1636 01:26:57,940 --> 01:26:59,810 劝什么劝,他们两个 打死一个少一个吗? 1637 01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:01,340 周星星,外面有人找你呀 1638 01:27:19,300 --> 01:27:20,560 大口狗 1639 01:27:23,140 --> 01:27:24,000 是你呀?大鼻妹 1640 01:27:24,300 --> 01:27:25,170 你没事吧 1641 01:27:25,310 --> 01:27:26,170 当然没事啦? 1642 01:27:26,310 --> 01:27:28,170 今晚开P呀 1643 01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:29,940 我带了好多马子来呀 1644 01:27:32,250 --> 01:27:34,180 愣在那边干什么? 1645 01:27:34,310 --> 01:27:35,180 还快叫多点兄弟来? 1646 01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:36,180 是啦,快的呀 1647 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:38,180 好呀!下次啦,下次啦 1648 01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:39,380 你们玩得开心的啦 1649 01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:40,910 好啦 1650 01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:45,660 等等我呀 107618

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