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Fuck, it’s hot.
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I’m melting. Let´s go to the pool.
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I´m broke.
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Fuck…
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Between this heat
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and your boring ass, I’m gonna fall asleep.
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I broke up with Laura.
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Laura? Which Laura?
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Which fucking Laura do
you think I am talking about?
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The one with the big tits?
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Watch it, asshole! She’s my girlfriend.
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Well, more like your ex now, right?
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You broke up with her.
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Yeah, ok.
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That girl is the shit… Damn.
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Fuck man, I don´t get it…
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Why did you break up with
the hottest girl on Earth?
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You’ re a pain in the ass…
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Not cool, man.
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Half of the neighbourhood gets
a boner everytime she walks by.
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You were our fucking hero, Jota!
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Fine! I´m the only one who
doesn´t get a boner anymore, ok?
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Shut your trap!
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What a stud...
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You got it on with
another girl, didn´t you?
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You are such a pain in the ass.
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She must have huge titties,
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cause Laura… Never seen anything like her.
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Do you want me to hit you?
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Or maybe you nailed a fugly girl.
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And that´s why you´ve been so emo all week.
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Do you wanna shut up?
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Can´t you see I´m having a shitty time?
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So why did you hook up with a troll then?
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I haven´t hooked up with anyone!
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Ah, I see…So you like some other girl,
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but you haven´t boned her yet.
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Am I right? Where are you
going? Tell me who she is!
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Jota!
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Is it Tamara?
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No.
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Fuck, I would eat her tuna
taco any day of the week.
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Merche?
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No, not Merche.
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I know… Asun!
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Good god, what a booty.
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I would toss that salad
like a fucking chef…
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No, not Asun.. Ok?
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Slut…
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What?
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It´s Carmen, right?
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Carmen? Which Carmen?
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Dude! Carmen…
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Carmen, man?
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She’s 40 and has more hair
on her face than I do on my nuts!
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Ok, ok… Shit, we´ve been over the whole
neighbourhood, I was just making sure.
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I hate this fucking heat… I´m
going home, my playstation awaits.
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Hold up…
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Didn´t you wanna go to the pool?
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Well?
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What do you think?
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This is your plan?
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Did you forget to pay your brain bill?
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I´ve heard these scientology people
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have a pool on the rooftop.
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Wouldn´t it be cool to use it?
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Right, dude.
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We become scientologists
so we can take a dip.
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You got it!
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Are you high? No!
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Look,
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we go there, we play along…
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Yes, aliens do exist.
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No, of course Tom Cruise is not gay…
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And we get a free pass to the pool!
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Do you want it or not?
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No.
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Hi…
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We…
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We are here to join the cult.
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What my buddy means is
that we’d like some information.
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Well, if you are interested,
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you can take a free personality test.
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Who would like to start?
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My mom always says that I don’t
have much of a personality, so…
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my buddy here will start.
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This way…
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… With this machine we can tell
what is blocking your potential.
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I will ask you a series of questions
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and we´ll find out what´s getting
in the way of your progress in life.
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Cool!
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Like a lie detector?
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Like the ones cops use?
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Put your hands on the sensors
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while I ask you some questions.
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If the needle jumps,
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we´ll know what´s bothering you,
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even if you don´t realize it.
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What´s your name?
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Jota.
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Off to a good start…
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What?
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His full name is Jorge David Serrano
since forever and the needle did not move.
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How is your relationship with your family?
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Good.
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How´s school?
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Alright.
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Are you seeing someone?
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Awesome!
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Let´s see if he answers
you, he won´t tell me a thing…
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Can you shut up, asshole?
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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No.
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But… Is there anyone you like?
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Any special friends?
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Ask him if he likes Fat Jessica…
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I can’t think of anyone else.
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Ask him… ask him for real.
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Do you like fat Jessica?
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The thing is it seems something
is bugging you about your love life.
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What?
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No, seriously…
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The machine never lies.
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Well, maybe…
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You don´t have a girl in mind…
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maybe...
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it´s a guy.
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Come on, lady…
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That machine is broken for sure.
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My friend here is as much of
a faggot as I am an astronaut…
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Right, Jota?
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Jota?
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No fucking way…
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Is that why you have been so down?
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Fuck…
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You don´t wanna get in my pants, do you?
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Yeah, right on. I´m crazy for you.
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I love the way you snore.
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And how you pick your nose
and wipe the snot on your pants,
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that makes me so hard.
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And your nasty feet and…
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Ok, ok. You made your point.
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What do you want me to think?
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I just found out you like
getting your browneye poked.
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Dickhead.
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Jota…
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Jota, wait…
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So… Who do you like then?
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Because you like someone, right…
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Come on… “The machine never lies”
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Ah, ok. It’s Frank, right?
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No, not him.
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Javi…
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Nope.
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Edu, it´s Edu for sure…
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I´ve seen him in the locker
room, he´s packing some heat…
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He should be a cop.
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Come on man… Spit it out.
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Come on, for real…
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You like Juanlu!
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"Dear Kings of the Magi,
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Even though I want lots of things
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I'd be happy if you just give
my dad a job, he's out of work.".
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Go on.
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"Well, that and the dress from
"Frozen" which is my favorite film.
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But if that's not possible, it's
OK. Dad's job will be enough.
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A kiss.
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"Lucas."
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Darling,
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don't you want anything else
apart from the princess dress?
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An action man, a board game, for example?
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-Oblak's gloves. -Of course!
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ICE PRINCESS
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We're doing it for his own
good, for his future, aren't we?
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They laugh at him in school.
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And my son is as good as gold.
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Too good.
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-If you didn't spoil him so much... -What?
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So it's my fault he's like this.
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Yes, a bit.
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Yes, a bit? What have I done wrong?
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He still wants to sleep with you
because he's scared Ursula will take him.
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- He's seven, Carmen.
- Yes, it's all my fault.
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I didn't say that.
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For spoiling him, for sleeping with
him. Even for you not having a job.
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Forget it.
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Yes, but you always take it out on
me. and all I do is work and work.
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There he is.
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How are you, Anabel?
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Let it go!
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What about "Hello"?
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The cooked ham. He didn't touch it.
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Love, I'll never learn.
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Coffee?
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No, not if it isn't Dolce Gusto capsules.
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That stuff tastes like it's watered down.
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So tell me, how's Antonio
coping with the job thing?
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He's not coping, Anabel.
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You know what I'm like.
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- If you need anything, just ask me.
- Then pass me the chorizo.
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We talked about it, I can do it now.
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The mortgage is paid off.
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Vito's doing well, we're
fine and it all looks good.
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We know that.
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Yes, but I like repeating it, love.
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In my house, right now,
we're doing very well.
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Now you'll look like Lito, my husband.
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Who laughs at me and says: "You'd
have this like an NGO if you could".
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-And I say "Well..." -Lucas, your snack!
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This is for the garbage.
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Well, well, well.
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Why are we playing with this?
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You've got loads of toys in your room.
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Do you think no one sees you?
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Even if your mom and I are chatting,
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your other mom never
takes her eyes off you.
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-What other mom? -Mary.
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-Mary who? -The Virgin!
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God Jesus Christ, we're
making you suffer so much much
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between all of us.
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What are you going to do with the boy?
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Do about what?
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I swear, I've got something here
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and I can't live, or eat, or sleep.
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It's kid's stuff, all right, that's true,
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but when I was bringing him from
the park we met Angelines' twins
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and they said something
very serious to your son.
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I don't want to tell you, I
don't want to say the words.
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What did they say?
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Just think, what could
they have said, Carmen?
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Say it.
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-Say it! -Faggot.
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Faggot, homosexual.
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And it's very crude, OK?
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You have to see it and
suffer it, believe me.
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Why don't you take him to Fr. Domingo?
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Look I swear, I promise,
you don't know Fr. Domingo.
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Please, please.
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When mom died, my brother,
Tanín, was in a bad way.
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Because of his friends, whatever.
Anyway, he strayed from the flock.
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I promise, Fr. Domingo
has a way with people,
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he's daring, he's wise, you laugh with him.
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In two days my brother was
straightened out and back in the flock.
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I'll say it here and in Rome.
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I'm 100% in favor of Fr. Domingo.
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- I swear I'm a Dominguera...
- Shut up, please!
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It's a phase.
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He'll get over it.
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Let it go, let it go!
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And I'll rise like the break of dawn!
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If you say so...
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Mom?
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-Yes? -Will you sleep with me?
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You have to learn to sleep
alone. You're old enough.
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-But I'm scared. -Scared of what?
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Look, we're at home.
Dad and I are right here.
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Come on.
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Go to sleep.
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-Mom. -Yes?
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Why did you change my room?
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At time we have to get
used to things we don't like.
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00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,155
For our own good.
263
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,576
Good night.
264
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,579
I liked it better before.
265
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,899
I'm sorry about yesterday.
266
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,364
I'm a bit stressed about work and...
267
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,573
I know.
268
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,251
It'll all work out, you'll see.
269
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,255
Are you taking me to see the Kings?
270
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:54,407
Grandma, do you think the Kings will
bring me Elsa's dress from "Frozen"?
271
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:59,454
Of course they will. Weren't
you very good this year?
272
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:05,085
Lucas, where did you get to?
Your mom's been looking for you.
273
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,090
That's great.
274
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,176
What do you think?
275
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,303
Like it?
276
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:21,893
You can tell the Kings to bring this
if they can't bring the princess outfit.
277
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,272
I really like it, love.
278
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:31,277
Do this, like Spiderman does.
279
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:41,913
The Kings will know what
best for children, won't they?
280
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,126
Well, my friend,
281
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,294
were you good this year?
282
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,717
You didn't upset your parents?
283
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:59,389
Well, then I'll have to cancel
the coal I ordered for you.
284
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:04,060
Now, what do you want this year?
285
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,563
A job for my dad.
286
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,277
All right, in that case,
287
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,446
I'll talk to our office in the East
288
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,656
so they get a job for your dad.
289
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,200
But what would you like?
290
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,703
The princess dress from "Frozen".
291
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,414
-It's my favorite film. -Well!
292
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,958
-So you like princesses? -Yes.
293
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,301
-What's your name? -Lucas.
294
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:37,302
Lucas.
295
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,556
Listen, Lucas, I'm going to tell
you something between you and me.
296
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,434
Never stop playing, understand?
297
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:48,563
No matter what people
say, you keep playing.
298
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,359
There are more children waiting. Come on.
299
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,237
Lucas, behave yourself, OK?
300
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,910
It's amazing how clear
children see things, isn't it?
301
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,503
-Merry Christmas, family. -Merry Christmas.
302
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:14,506
Merry Christmas, friend. Happy holidays.
303
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,809
Hey, I forgot something.
304
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,436
What is it?
305
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:31,314
-You go on. -What? We'll wait for you.
306
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,400
No really, I'll take the bus.
307
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,820
-We'll go with you. -I'll take the bus.
308
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,239
OK, OK.
309
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,295
Hello, can you help me, please?
310
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,214
Just a minute, I'm busy.
311
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:00,677
Yes?
312
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,763
Look, it's...
313
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:06,683
I work for the Kings of the Magi.
314
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,394
Yeah? Maybe you can tell
them to bring me the Play 4.
315
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,813
My mother won't buy it for me.
316
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:13,815
Yeah.
317
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:17,233
Well, they want to change this
gift and they're not sure of the size.
318
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,446
Look and see if...
319
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:24,826
-It'll be complicated. -Why?
320
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:28,455
People are busting our asses this
year with that fucking "Frozen" costume.
321
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:32,834
All the girls are asking for it. I
don't know what's so great about it.
322
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:36,880
I don't know if we'll
have one. How tall is she?
323
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,550
- No, it's a boy.
- No, I mean for the costume.
324
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:43,595
No, it's a boy, my son,
and he's about this tall.
325
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,391
Well?
326
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:52,437
Maybe it isn't on the
instructions, but this is for girls.
327
00:21:56,066 --> 00:22:00,737
If you like I can offer you other
costumes for... special boys.
328
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:03,198
Sponge Bob, for example, is very popular.
329
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,950
But the Kings want that costume.
330
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:10,246
They're even willing to
make a complaint if necessary.
331
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,540
Jose, isn't that your name?
332
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,920
-He's this tall? -Yes, more or less.
333
00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:20,924
I think this will be right for him.
334
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,092
All right.
335
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:25,303
In any case, you can get a gift receipt...
336
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,097
-Yeah. -...so you can exchange...
337
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,140
You're welcome, smiler.
338
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:39,859
The sky's awake!
339
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:48,034
The Kings have come!
340
00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:59,713
Do you like it?
341
00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,341
It's...
342
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:08,471
What's wrong?
343
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:12,726
I wanted Elsa's costume,
she's the other princess.
344
00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:23,296
What are you doing with my phone?
345
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:26,424
You were posing.
346
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:36,974
Stay.
347
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:39,354
Fran please, not again.
348
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,399
Come on, only tonight.
349
00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:47,278
What am I going to do a
whole week if I don't see you?
350
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:54,117
I told you thousands of times.
They are waiting for me at home.
351
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,034
Come on, call them.
352
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,486
I can't, I forgot my phone.
353
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:57,580
Call from mine.
354
00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:02,168
I'll call them myself.
355
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:10,593
I don't like it when you
mess around with my family.
356
00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:31,656
I'll miss you.
357
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:34,826
Me too.
358
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:39,956
I have to go.
359
00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:57,807
Here. Come whenever you want.
360
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,195
Call me tonight ok?
361
00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:12,155
Ok
362
00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:16,910
If you don't call me, I will.
363
00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:43,645
A phone is ringing.
364
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:48,650
Are you deaf?
365
00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:57,573
It's Javier's. He forgot it.
366
00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:58,660
Give it to me.
367
00:26:59,911 --> 00:27:00,954
Give it to me.
368
00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:18,930
Do you want to finally
get to know your son?
369
00:27:24,436 --> 00:27:27,897
Look at this photo. Look at it!
370
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:37,655
You always knew that your
son was a pervert, didn't you?
371
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,576
That's it. I've had enough.
372
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,412
What are you going to do?
373
00:27:49,044 --> 00:27:50,086
Is it clear?
374
00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:55,717
Answer me when I talk to you.
375
00:27:55,967 --> 00:27:57,008
I don't think it's fair
376
00:27:57,052 --> 00:28:00,129
I didn't ask for your
opinion. I'm asking if
377
00:28:00,172 --> 00:28:03,224
you know who calls
the shots in this house.
378
00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:07,812
You
379
00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:09,981
That's better.
380
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,943
Dad please, could you give me my phone?
381
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,403
Excuse me?
382
00:28:57,612 --> 00:28:59,489
Could you give me my phone?
383
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:14,170
Hey, what a suprise!
384
00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:16,548
I thought you were going to call me later.
385
00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:20,760
I haven't left yet and
I'm already missing you
386
00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:23,054
How was dinner?
387
00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:28,059
Javi? Javi are you there?
388
00:29:28,393 --> 00:29:31,563
My son doesn't want anything to do
with you. Do you understand that, faggot?
389
00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:39,696
Where are you going?
390
00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:41,197
To the street.
391
00:29:41,281 --> 00:29:42,282
Sit down
392
00:29:42,365 --> 00:29:43,408
Sit down!
393
00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:48,580
I'm leaving. Please, could
you give me my phone?
394
00:29:48,747 --> 00:29:51,124
If you leave now, don't come back.
395
00:29:52,042 --> 00:29:55,209
Now put on the table all the
things which are not yours.
396
00:29:55,253 --> 00:29:58,045
Have you forgotten all the
things you mother and I gave you?
397
00:29:58,089 --> 00:30:00,508
Come one, the watch
398
00:30:05,555 --> 00:30:06,598
the house keys
399
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:11,102
Now go.
400
00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:16,107
Javier, please sit down
and obey your father.
401
00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:19,944
You are right mum.
402
00:30:42,634 --> 00:30:43,174
Please?-
403
00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:44,469
Don't be pathetic!
404
00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:57,691
Get out of my house!
405
00:32:16,478 --> 00:32:18,772
The earrings were from my mother.
406
00:33:30,552 --> 00:33:31,594
Good night.
407
00:34:20,143 --> 00:34:25,482
To Victoria Gardyn and all the
mothers who make light out of fear.
408
00:34:52,050 --> 00:34:54,636
Drive. In psychoanalysis,
a deep instinctive urge
409
00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:56,846
that guides behavior
410
00:34:56,971 --> 00:34:58,973
towards its own satisfaction.
411
00:35:38,555 --> 00:35:40,849
Hi, I'm here to check the gas.
412
00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:42,058
Come in.
413
00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:51,401
DRIVES
414
00:35:54,029 --> 00:35:56,364
-This is a nice house. -Thank you.
415
00:35:56,781 --> 00:35:58,658
-What'll it be? -Whatever you like...
416
00:35:58,783 --> 00:36:00,368
-I don't care. -Me neither.
417
00:36:00,493 --> 00:36:02,996
You can pay now, so that's out of the way.
418
00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:10,587
You get full service for that.
419
00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:13,590
-Where shall we start? -I'm Carlos.
420
00:36:13,923 --> 00:36:15,842
I forgot to introduce myself.
421
00:36:16,634 --> 00:36:18,553
Nice to meet you, I'm Cristian.
422
00:36:19,429 --> 00:36:22,015
- You must be wondering...
- Look, if you wanted "weird"
423
00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:25,560
you should've asked the
agency. I don't do "weird".
424
00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:28,396
I just want to know if I fancy men.
425
00:36:30,023 --> 00:36:31,066
Don't you know yet?
426
00:36:32,567 --> 00:36:34,569
I've only had one girlfriend,
427
00:36:34,861 --> 00:36:38,948
I've been with her seven
years and it's just not that great...
428
00:36:41,868 --> 00:36:42,786
Look,
429
00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:44,371
her name is Carolina.
430
00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:46,498
We met our second year at college.
431
00:36:46,623 --> 00:36:48,667
She is an interior designer.
432
00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:52,045
I'm getting married in a
month. I think I love her but...
433
00:36:52,170 --> 00:36:54,047
What do you want me to do?
434
00:36:55,965 --> 00:36:57,133
I have drives.
435
00:36:57,884 --> 00:36:59,511
-Drives? -Gay drives.
436
00:37:00,512 --> 00:37:01,638
Gay drives.
437
00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:04,641
In high school it was Enrique Jimenez,
438
00:37:04,766 --> 00:37:07,268
at college, it was Fernando Gil...
439
00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:08,978
my business professor,
440
00:37:09,104 --> 00:37:11,898
Enrique Morente, my swimming coach...
441
00:37:12,315 --> 00:37:16,319
I thought I'd sleep with a
professional and get it over with.
442
00:37:16,695 --> 00:37:18,822
But... what if you like it?
443
00:37:19,489 --> 00:37:22,450
Well... then I'll have a problem.
444
00:37:26,162 --> 00:37:27,247
Active or passive?
445
00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:31,668
I see myself as active, but
Carolina says I'm sluggish.
446
00:37:32,252 --> 00:37:34,045
I mean, who screws who?
447
00:37:34,796 --> 00:37:36,381
Oh that!
448
00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:39,634
-What's best for you? -I don't care.
449
00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:44,597
Touch me.
450
00:37:44,723 --> 00:37:46,224
-Can I kiss you? -No.
451
00:37:46,891 --> 00:37:49,602
It is too intimate. It's just...
452
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:51,896
What if I touch myself?
453
00:37:58,987 --> 00:37:59,779
Should I whack off?
454
00:38:05,827 --> 00:38:08,997
Should I do it alone or
will you be joining me?
455
00:38:09,414 --> 00:38:11,124
-Should I say stuff? -Such as?
456
00:38:11,249 --> 00:38:15,086
Like "fuck me", "break my
ass", give me your spunk...
457
00:38:16,379 --> 00:38:19,591
Don't stick your tongue
in, that just grosses me out.
458
00:38:19,716 --> 00:38:21,343
What if I suck you off?
459
00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:24,387
It's a kind of shock
therapy but it may work.
460
00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:25,805
No drive at all.
461
00:38:26,348 --> 00:38:28,850
I get turned on when I get to know someone,
462
00:38:28,975 --> 00:38:31,019
I'm not into this animalistic sex.
463
00:38:31,144 --> 00:38:32,354
Did I just offend you?
464
00:38:32,687 --> 00:38:33,730
No, I'm thinking.
465
00:38:34,189 --> 00:38:36,107
I don't know what else to do.
466
00:38:37,442 --> 00:38:39,235
I think I may not be gay.
467
00:38:39,527 --> 00:38:41,071
We need to make sure.
468
00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:45,658
It wouldn't be fair on you
or her. This is personal.
469
00:38:45,825 --> 00:38:48,119
-Is Cristian your real name? -No.
470
00:38:48,244 --> 00:38:48,953
What is it?
471
00:38:49,204 --> 00:38:51,122
-I'm not telling you. -I knew it.
472
00:38:51,414 --> 00:38:52,874
It doesn't suit you.
473
00:38:52,999 --> 00:38:55,502
I know a Cristian at
work, it reminds me of him.
474
00:38:55,627 --> 00:38:57,045
Where do you work?
475
00:38:57,295 --> 00:38:59,255
-Must I tell you? -Not really.
476
00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:01,508
I better not, word spreads.
477
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,678
I work at a big insurance company.
478
00:39:04,803 --> 00:39:06,846
It's a steady job, with yearly bonuses.
479
00:39:07,013 --> 00:39:10,016
-Sounds great. -Yeah, Carolina's thrilled,
480
00:39:10,183 --> 00:39:13,353
but I'd rather do something
else, I don't know.
481
00:39:13,561 --> 00:39:15,772
We never know what we want.
482
00:39:16,106 --> 00:39:18,316
- Will you tell Me your name?
- Don't be such a pain.
483
00:39:18,441 --> 00:39:21,361
-But I told you mine. -I didn't ask you.
484
00:39:22,153 --> 00:39:25,156
- Can I call you Antonio?
- Antonio, Miguel, Pedro...
485
00:39:25,281 --> 00:39:26,491
Antonio will do.
486
00:39:26,741 --> 00:39:30,036
Or you can call me
"whore, "queer", "bastard"...
487
00:39:30,161 --> 00:39:32,789
-Do people call you that? -And worse.
488
00:39:33,081 --> 00:39:35,083
-They're crazy. -You have no idea.
489
00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:38,670
Why do you do it? Are you
an actor down on your luck?
490
00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:41,506
- I studied Spanish.
- How did you get into this?
491
00:39:41,631 --> 00:39:43,591
I've always gotten by this way.
492
00:39:43,717 --> 00:39:45,135
When I failed an exam,
493
00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:47,554
I'd give the lecturer a head job,
494
00:39:47,679 --> 00:39:49,764
or a cheeky smile, or show him my dick.
495
00:39:49,973 --> 00:39:50,765
No way!
496
00:39:50,890 --> 00:39:52,600
I'm a professional.
497
00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:55,228
This is how I got my
degree, my driver's license...
498
00:39:55,353 --> 00:39:57,230
I paid my flat and everything.
499
00:39:58,606 --> 00:40:01,151
So I decided to take it seriously,
500
00:40:01,276 --> 00:40:02,694
and work with the agency.
501
00:40:03,028 --> 00:40:04,362
Ever think of changing jobs?
502
00:40:04,779 --> 00:40:07,907
I'm alright, and I'm used to it now.
503
00:40:09,367 --> 00:40:12,954
I'm tired of all this groping.
Let's do something else.
504
00:40:18,668 --> 00:40:20,378
I never thought I'd get married,
505
00:40:20,503 --> 00:40:22,172
but, I've got a permanent job,
506
00:40:22,297 --> 00:40:25,800
a 60-year mortgage,
a car I've just paid off.
507
00:40:26,051 --> 00:40:28,345
After 7 years with Carolina...
508
00:40:29,137 --> 00:40:31,306
Everything was fine, then this came up.
509
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,434
You're just insecure,
510
00:40:34,559 --> 00:40:37,270
"so you come up with these ""drives""."
511
00:40:37,395 --> 00:40:40,774
Honestly, what's so strange
about being turned on by men?
512
00:40:40,899 --> 00:40:42,192
It's normal.
513
00:40:42,692 --> 00:40:44,361
The psychologist said...
514
00:40:44,486 --> 00:40:46,863
Look, this is my job
and I have a girlfriend.
515
00:40:46,988 --> 00:40:49,407
-You don't like men? -Not at all!
516
00:40:49,657 --> 00:40:51,201
Does she know about this?
517
00:40:51,743 --> 00:40:54,079
No, I told her I was unemployed.
518
00:40:54,204 --> 00:40:55,955
You should tell her,
519
00:40:56,081 --> 00:40:59,459
for yourself, not for her.
You must be really confused.
520
00:41:00,085 --> 00:41:02,045
I don't want her to leave me.
521
00:41:02,253 --> 00:41:04,798
This whole rent boy
thing is a turn on for girls,
522
00:41:05,006 --> 00:41:09,552
because you have a big dick,
you're good in bed, you're sexy...
523
00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:13,014
They take what they want and then leave.
524
00:41:13,306 --> 00:41:14,933
And you're left alone.
525
00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:17,060
I'm tired of that.
526
00:41:17,894 --> 00:41:19,604
Look, man...
527
00:41:19,938 --> 00:41:22,857
I think you're a really great guy.
528
00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:29,656
-Are you serious? -Yes, I really am.
529
00:41:37,956 --> 00:41:39,582
My name isn't Carlos.
530
00:41:40,041 --> 00:41:42,002
My name's Guillermo.
531
00:41:44,462 --> 00:41:45,630
Mine's Felix.
532
00:42:11,656 --> 00:42:12,449
Did you like it?
533
00:42:12,699 --> 00:42:13,533
What?
534
00:42:13,783 --> 00:42:15,201
Did you feel the drive?
535
00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:18,496
I don't think I'm gay.
536
00:42:18,955 --> 00:42:20,790
I don't think so either.
537
00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:24,002
-Thank goodness! -You can say that again.
538
00:42:27,047 --> 00:42:29,174
Thanks, you're a real pal.
539
00:42:29,466 --> 00:42:31,468
You're welcome, it's no big deal.
540
00:42:50,570 --> 00:42:51,363
Here.
541
00:42:51,654 --> 00:42:54,949
- It's yours, you've earned it.
- We're friends, I can't charge you.
542
00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:56,743
Plus, I only did it to help.
543
00:42:56,910 --> 00:42:59,245
- What about the agency?
- I'll say it was a bluff
544
00:42:59,371 --> 00:43:01,623
and you never opened the door.
545
00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:05,126
Well, thank you very much.
546
00:43:07,504 --> 00:43:09,297
Good luck with the wedding.
547
00:43:09,422 --> 00:43:11,091
Good luck to you too.
548
00:43:47,127 --> 00:43:49,212
Hi. I came to check the gas...
549
00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:58,722
-Can I get you anything? Coffee? -I'm fine.
550
00:43:59,431 --> 00:44:01,057
-What should we do? -I don't care.
551
00:44:01,349 --> 00:44:03,184
I don't either.
552
00:44:07,647 --> 00:44:08,857
Have you had any drives?
553
00:44:18,491 --> 00:44:21,411
Guillermo Martín and Carolina
Hernández were married
554
00:44:21,536 --> 00:44:24,831
the morning of the 24th of
October. 320 guests attended...
555
00:47:42,070 --> 00:47:45,938
I don't want to lose this emotion
556
00:47:45,990 --> 00:47:49,108
this sensation, this fear
557
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:55,458
this liberty, this adreneline.
558
00:48:30,118 --> 00:48:32,829
I have no idea what I can do if I stop
559
00:48:34,497 --> 00:48:39,627
This is my life, and I love that.
560
00:48:56,936 --> 00:49:02,692
I have two mothers and they
are together since 37 years
561
00:49:08,073 --> 00:49:10,314
I won't watch him It would make me feel ill
562
00:49:10,367 --> 00:49:12,108
You've always been a bit scared
563
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,329
Of course I'm scared He's my son
564
00:49:15,038 --> 00:49:18,656
'My little boy will fall down'
565
00:49:18,708 --> 00:49:20,210
Go ahead. Tease me
566
00:49:22,379 --> 00:49:24,954
I'd like to see you teaching young people
567
00:49:25,006 --> 00:49:26,091
It's too soon
568
00:49:26,424 --> 00:49:28,040
Yes, perhaps it's too soon
569
00:49:28,093 --> 00:49:31,210
I don't feel ready to let go yet
570
00:49:31,262 --> 00:49:32,920
I understand that
571
00:49:32,972 --> 00:49:37,425
It's difficult to say 'Is that
it?' Is now the right time?
572
00:49:37,477 --> 00:49:38,853
Should I pass it on?
573
00:49:39,813 --> 00:49:46,528
In the circus profession,
as the supporting acrobat...
574
00:49:47,278 --> 00:49:50,772
...you say 'I'm stopping
because I can't do it anymore'
575
00:49:50,824 --> 00:49:52,023
The body tells you
576
00:49:52,075 --> 00:49:54,233
Yes it's the body telling you
577
00:49:54,285 --> 00:49:58,415
Sebastien you have to stop
578
00:49:59,457 --> 00:50:02,127
Until then, you carry on
579
00:50:04,212 --> 00:50:07,173
There is an injustice to have to stop
580
00:50:07,424 --> 00:50:09,791
Because it is your body that tells you
581
00:50:09,843 --> 00:50:11,334
So is it okay or what?
582
00:50:11,386 --> 00:50:12,668
It's not fair
583
00:50:12,721 --> 00:50:15,129
It's not fair to tell yourself...
584
00:50:15,181 --> 00:50:23,221
...'my body doesn't allow
me' if in my head I feel fine
585
00:50:23,273 --> 00:50:26,776
I feel I have the body of a 20 year old
586
01:02:04,182 --> 01:02:07,227
No, but...
587
01:02:08,269 --> 01:02:13,650
It's gonna take at least
two hours before I get home.
588
01:02:14,651 --> 01:02:17,779
Yes, but what do you...
589
01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:22,909
Yes, but I can do that on the way.
590
01:02:29,249 --> 01:02:32,293
I'll call you back...
591
01:02:32,419 --> 01:02:37,507
I can't talk right now.
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