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So then the mugger tells
me to lie on the ground
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and count to 100.
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And as I got down, I said,
"Thanks! You too!"
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"You too"!
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I was mortified!
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Okay!
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I got to go drain my dame vein.
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What did I miss?
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It's your better half.
Francine's a riot!
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You ought to bring her
by the office more, Stan.
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It's criminal that we only
get her at these work parties.
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Someone call the police!
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That's what she could have said.
At the mugging.
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I don't know. She's the storyteller.
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I'm no good at this.
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Well, I read
a disturbing statistic recently.
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We swallow eight spiders a
year without even realizing it.
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I was so scared when I found out,
I couldn't sleep.
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But that's what I get for
reading snapple caps before bed.
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Now someone else say a thing.
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Oh, my God.
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Bracelet flask! I love it!
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You'll appreciate this.
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Ooh. Purse flask.
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They make those?
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You are too much!
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I'm agent Cara.
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Francine. I'm Stan Smith's wife.
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Stanimal? I love that guy.
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We work on the innerspace
program together.
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What's that?
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It's pretty cool, actually.
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I get to shrink down
to the size of a cell
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and go on missions in
other people's bodies.
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Like the magic school bus!
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Exactly like that,
except if Arnold was a dictator
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and Ms. Frizzle was in
there giving him E. coli.
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Sorry. I don't mean to keep
you if you need to pee.
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Oh, no. I never use
the toilets at these things.
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I've got a system.
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Are... you... kidding me?!
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Ah.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Mm. Mm!
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Okay. I'll bite.
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- What's with the wheel?
- This is no wheel.
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This is a ticket to a better life.
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Oh-ho! Nice. Say no more.
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Disagree. Say more.
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We got really lucky last
night and saw a car crash.
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A Lamborghini hit a barricade,
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and one of the wheels flew so far
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that after they got the fire out,
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everyone just sort of forgot about it.
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And now it's all ours.
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It's the most expensive thing we own...
by a lot.
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And just the foothold we needed
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to finally climb into high society.
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Hold on. So you think rolling
an old tire through the streets
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is gonna make everyone think you're...
what, rich?
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Oh, no.
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This bad boy will never
touch the ground again.
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That's the dumbest
thing I've ever heard.
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I love it! I'm clearing my schedule
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and following whatever this
is for the rest of the day.
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Whew! What a party, huh?
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I had such a great time last night.
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Mm. Me too.
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Stan, how come you never mentioned Cara?
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I'm sure I've talked about her.
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C-bone is my number-one work dawg.
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We share bagels.
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She's a bottom gal,
and I prefer the top.
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Well, I think she's great.
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I could see us becoming
really good friends.
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Pshh. Never gonna happen.
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What are you talking about, Klaus?
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I'm afraid friendship
is off the table, Francine,
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because the feeling was not mutual.
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Cara told me in an e-mail
she sent this morning
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she finds you very off-putting.
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She said... and these are her words...
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you give off a strong snitch vibe.
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What? T-That's impossible!
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We had real chemistry!
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Was it because I asked her
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if she's ever been all up inside a baby?
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I meant like on a mission!
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Probably, yes. Okay. I've got to jet.
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Look how fast I can run!
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Meh.
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_
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Okay.
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Duper's new liver is in,
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and Cara's at the extraction point.
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Let's pull her out, enlarge her,
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and get this guy to happy hour.
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Confirm. We've got the ship.
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Hang on. Cara's trying to
signal us through the window.
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She's... Okay. She's mooning me.
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_
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Hey! Francine is here!
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Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.
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Sorry to interrupt. Is Cara in here...
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She got transferred to...
an Arm... enian deli.
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- In France.
- Oh.
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All right.
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Smith! What on earth was that?
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It's my wife, sir.
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She always hijacks all my friendships.
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And work is the last place I have
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where my friends are just mine.
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I couldn't risk it happening with Cara.
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Come now, Smith. You can talk to me.
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What's really going on?
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Uh, I was...
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s-scared about all the
spiders I must have swallowed
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after what you said at the party.
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And... and I need Cara
to do a deep clean.
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- For spiders.
- There, now.
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Doesn't it feel better
telling the truth?
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It's safe to be afraid here, Smith.
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Mission approved!
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♪ If I could turn back time ♪
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♪ If I could find a way ♪
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♪ Uh-uh-uh ♪
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♪ Uh-uh-uh ♪
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♪ Uh-uh-uh-uhh ♪
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- ♪ Uh-uh-uh ♪
- What the Cher?
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♪ Uh-uh-uh ♪
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♪ Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uhh ♪
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Hey!
Hey, can someone out there hear me?
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Help!
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- Cara?
- Francine?
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Get out of town!
It's so great to run into you!
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Before you say anything,
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I just want to apologize
for making you hate me.
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F-Francine, I don't hate you.
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- You don't?
- No!
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But can we talk about this later?
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I need help.
Something's gone terribly wrong.
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One minute I'm finishing
a mission in duper,
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and the next I'm in this...
I-I want to say moose?
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It's Stan.
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Stan, who lied about you
being transferred!
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And about you hating me!
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Stan?
Stan, wake up and explain yourself!
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Sta-a-a-n!
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Hang tight.
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I'm gonna get a bucket of water
to pour in this guy's face.
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Make it a Martini. I could use a drink!
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Francine!
Want to watch me play "Elden Ring"?
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I'm an astrologer...
but, like, a battle astrologer.
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He's very cool, very... good at stars.
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Hey, does it seem crazy
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that Stan would trap his
work friend in his body
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so I wouldn't find her?
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Crazy? No. Surprising?
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Also no.
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Tell me what you know.
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Well, it wouldn't be the first time
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Stan has done something wild
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to shield his work friends from you.
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From me? I'm [BLEEP] great.
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Exactly. Look.
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Do you remember Brock from the lab?
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Of course! I loved Brock.
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And what happened when you
two started becoming friends?
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Stan told me he got into scientology
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and cut all the suppressive
people out of his life.
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Mm. What about Sharon, the assassin?
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Sharon!
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She fell in love... with the sea.
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Sure. Tony the pilot?
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Stan said he became a reverse werewolf
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who's only human on full moons
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so he's really busy those nights...
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Oh, God damn it.
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Actually, that one is true.
But it was Stan's fault.
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- But why?
- He's afraid.
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He doesn't want you getting
close to his friends
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because he knows you're way
more charismatic than he is
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and they'll become
better friends with you.
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I mean, I get it.
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I like you way more.
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It's why I'm giving you
all this information
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even though he swore me to secrecy.
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But I really like Cara.
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- I'm gonna talk to Stan.
- You could.
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But trust me,
once he knows the jig is up,
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he'll just find another way
to make sure you and Cara
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will never, ever be friends.
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He's had a lot of practice.
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Thanks. Okay.
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Good luck being a fighting
weatherman or whatever.
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I can tell you're being dismissive
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but that's pretty dead-on,
so I can't be mad.
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Oh! Francine.
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Did you know some cats
are allergic to humans?
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A truly haunting rumination.
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Fire up your shrinky machine!
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I've got to go inside Stan and
rescue your innerspace agent.
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Come on, now. Talk to Avery.
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What's the real reason
you're doing this?
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Um, I think Stan swallowed
some of the Monopoly houses.
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Training be damned!
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Let's get you little!
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In you go, Francine.
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Okay. You can do this.
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Shoo! Shoo!
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It's Cara!
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So you think that tire is
gonna get you into Ataxia,
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the most exclusive
nightclub in all of Langley?
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You're gonna get laughed at,
and I, for one, am here for it.
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Can't wait.
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Holy mackerel.
That's Lamborghini rubber!
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- Come right in!
- Son of a bitch.
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
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Hey! Is that from a lambo? So sick.
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You guys got to come watch the
fight with us in Atlantic City.
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We're taking a helicopter.
It's Adele's birthday!
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Lambo. With me.
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Son of a bitch!
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And I guess he's been
doing this for years.
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I'm sorry you got caught up in it.
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Stop. It was a hell of a thing
you did coming in here after me.
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I was hoping I'd see you again.
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Me too.
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I can't believe Stan's being so petty.
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We should plug one of his arteries.
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Let's hide one of his
testicles up inside his body.
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That happened once when he
got scared by a firework.
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- Hello?
- Betrayer!
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You went inside me
without my permission.
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There's a word for people
who do that, Francine...
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- parasite!
- I also feel betrayed.
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Slow down. You kidnapped Cara.
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To protect her because you always go
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to these incredible lengths
just to steal my friends!
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That's not at all what I'm doing!
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Get back to the extraction
point and come home.
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I forbid you to see Cara.
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We're already together.
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She's there? Tell her I say "whazzup?"!
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Stan says hi.
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"Hi"?! You make me sound like a dork!
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Boy, you really can't help yourself.
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You're being completely unreasonable!
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00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:15,156
You take some time to cool off!
257
00:11:15,225 --> 00:11:19,294
In the meantime,
Cara and I will be in here...
258
00:11:19,362 --> 00:11:21,430
- bonding.
- Gaaah!
259
00:11:21,498 --> 00:11:23,898
Bay-aah! That was fun.
260
00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:26,234
Do you want to go to the
roof and shoot our guns?
261
00:11:26,303 --> 00:11:28,437
I need to get them out of
there and away from each other.
262
00:11:28,505 --> 00:11:30,371
Is there any other way to get them out?
263
00:11:30,373 --> 00:11:32,240
Smith, we're the CIA.
264
00:11:32,309 --> 00:11:36,445
We'll force them out even if
we have to kill you to do it.
265
00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,057
_
266
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:38,039
Had enough?
267
00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:40,308
What? Francine, I can barely hear you.
268
00:12:40,377 --> 00:12:41,510
What spiders?
269
00:12:41,578 --> 00:12:45,446
Your brain is riddled with spiders!
270
00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:47,782
We had to abandon ship!
271
00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:59,728
Spiders? I warned you.
272
00:13:04,801 --> 00:13:07,068
Francine's in trouble!
I need to get in me!
273
00:13:07,137 --> 00:13:09,871
Interesting. And how will that work?
274
00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:12,607
Walk me through the logistics, I mean.
275
00:13:12,675 --> 00:13:13,942
We don't have time for this.
276
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,411
Just shrink me down
and get me inside me.
277
00:13:16,479 --> 00:13:18,079
Okay. Yeah. I hear it now.
278
00:13:18,148 --> 00:13:20,415
What we need is to
build a team of agents
279
00:13:20,483 --> 00:13:22,016
uniquely suited for this mission.
280
00:13:22,085 --> 00:13:24,685
We'll need an ace pilot,
a stone-cold killer,
281
00:13:24,755 --> 00:13:28,356
a brain expert, a bard to sing
the story of their triumph,
282
00:13:28,425 --> 00:13:30,024
and... oh, no.
283
00:13:30,093 --> 00:13:32,693
Smith? Are the spiders in your eyes?
284
00:13:32,695 --> 00:13:35,897
Hold still until I can get a
glass and a piece of paper.
285
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:39,100
No. The problem is I know the
perfect team for this mission.
286
00:13:39,102 --> 00:13:41,035
I just really don't
want to make the call.
287
00:13:41,104 --> 00:13:42,703
What could be so bad
288
00:13:42,773 --> 00:13:45,774
that you would risk the lives
of your wife and fellow agent?
289
00:13:45,842 --> 00:13:47,576
They're all work friends...
290
00:13:47,644 --> 00:13:49,978
that I've been keeping from Francine.
291
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,980
So it's gonna be like the movie
"Innerspace."
292
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,982
I don't have time to
explain the plot to you,
293
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,050
so we'll just watch it on my phone.
294
00:13:57,454 --> 00:13:59,054
Okay. So that was "Dunston Checks In."
295
00:13:59,122 --> 00:14:00,855
I couldn't find "Innerspace" on YouTube,
296
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,523
but I think you'll get the gist of it
297
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:03,858
once you're in the tiny spaceship.
298
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,527
Primary objective...
rescue a fellow agent
299
00:14:06,529 --> 00:14:08,129
as well as... Francine.
300
00:14:08,198 --> 00:14:09,598
Oh, my God! Francine!
301
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,732
Francine?! How is she?!
302
00:14:12,453 --> 00:14:14,002
Never mind. This was a bad idea.
303
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,937
You can all go home. It has to be me.
304
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,672
Stan.
305
00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,407
All right. Here's the deal.
306
00:14:19,476 --> 00:14:22,677
I handpicked each of you because
you're invaluable to this op.
307
00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:25,013
Sharon,
you're the best tracker on the force.
308
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,547
Thanks, Stan.
309
00:14:26,549 --> 00:14:28,016
And you deserve to know
310
00:14:28,085 --> 00:14:31,019
Francine didn't get the acting
bug and move to the Himalayas.
311
00:14:31,088 --> 00:14:34,756
Also, no one is calling Nepal
"the new Hollywood."
312
00:14:34,825 --> 00:14:37,759
Tony, my ride-or-die reverse wolfman.
313
00:14:37,828 --> 00:14:40,561
I appreciate you squeezing
us in on a full moon.
314
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:43,632
Also, Francine is not a
regular werewolf whose schedule
315
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,900
is therefore completely
incompatible with yours.
316
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,902
Water under the bridge, Stan.
317
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,904
Brock, buddy, you know brains,
318
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,040
and I'm counting on
you to keep mine safe.
319
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:55,444
Also, Francine didn't get
stuck in the wet concrete
320
00:14:55,512 --> 00:14:56,645
of the 11th Street bridge,
321
00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:58,647
and I don't go sing
to her every new year.
322
00:14:58,715 --> 00:15:01,716
Well,
it was a nice sentiment all the same.
323
00:15:01,784 --> 00:15:03,518
And, Morgan Freeman,
324
00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:05,586
history will want to
know what happened here
325
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:08,457
and you're just the guy to narrate it.
326
00:15:08,525 --> 00:15:11,726
Smart. Save it for the field.
327
00:15:11,795 --> 00:15:14,529
The truth is, my wife is amazing.
328
00:15:14,597 --> 00:15:17,666
I lied to all of you because I
was afraid you'd like her more
329
00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:20,669
and... and I'd be left in the
lurch as the second banana.
330
00:15:20,737 --> 00:15:22,070
But that's not her fault.
331
00:15:22,139 --> 00:15:24,805
I'd like the chance to
say all this to her, too,
332
00:15:24,807 --> 00:15:26,475
so please bring her home.
333
00:15:38,889 --> 00:15:41,556
Do you think I should've
warned them about the spiders?
334
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,559
Well, we did everything we wanted.
335
00:15:44,627 --> 00:15:46,227
We reached the top.
336
00:15:46,229 --> 00:15:50,031
High-stakes go fish.
Backstage with Rod Stewart.
337
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,767
A limo ride through a
Burger King drive-through...
338
00:15:52,835 --> 00:15:54,503
with a snow leopard.
339
00:15:54,571 --> 00:15:56,771
You guys want some Rita's water ice?
340
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,973
The owner saw your wheel
and opened up early.
341
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,176
Guys! They've got blood orange!
342
00:16:01,244 --> 00:16:05,180
Lamborghini wheel,
you made our dreams come true.
343
00:16:05,248 --> 00:16:09,184
Now it's time for you to
do that for someone else.
344
00:16:09,252 --> 00:16:12,521
I only wish we had more wheels to give.
345
00:16:13,699 --> 00:16:14,723
You're not gonna believe this,
346
00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:16,991
but there's a Lamborghini
out on the street here
347
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,259
with a flat tire.
348
00:16:18,261 --> 00:16:19,660
The guy looks pretty desperate.
349
00:16:19,662 --> 00:16:22,431
No! The tire chooses!
350
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,203
This moment...
351
00:16:28,271 --> 00:16:31,139
this is what they will remember us for.
352
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:39,080
Remember,
the slightest damage to the brain
353
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:42,617
can have catastrophic
consequences for Stan,
354
00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:45,086
so follow my instructions very...
355
00:16:45,155 --> 00:16:46,621
Aah!
356
00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:48,022
Ohh!
357
00:16:50,713 --> 00:16:52,026
Holy shit!
358
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,295
Hostiles incoming!
359
00:16:59,454 --> 00:17:02,237
Find Francine! I'll hold 'em off!
360
00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:16,451
So, how do you feel
like it's going in there?
361
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,120
Pretty good, I think.
362
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:28,863
Freeman!
363
00:17:28,932 --> 00:17:31,767
We sure could use a poignant
pep talk right about now!
364
00:17:43,947 --> 00:17:46,147
Aah-ha!
365
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,215
Ha!
366
00:17:49,753 --> 00:17:51,152
Hyah!
367
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,224
Francine?
368
00:17:56,293 --> 00:17:57,358
Sharon?!
369
00:17:57,427 --> 00:18:00,228
Shut up! How are you?!
370
00:18:00,297 --> 00:18:02,631
Oh, pretty good. Working a lot.
371
00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:06,167
Can you guys climb out?
372
00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:09,971
No! I think my leg is broken!
373
00:18:12,845 --> 00:18:15,644
Well, I guess no news
is good news, right?
374
00:18:20,116 --> 00:18:21,316
Ooh.
375
00:18:36,399 --> 00:18:38,399
But when stretchy jeans came out?
376
00:18:38,401 --> 00:18:41,202
Boom. That was the real
game-changer for wolfmen.
377
00:18:41,271 --> 00:18:43,071
My quality of life went way up.
378
00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:45,340
Tony, can I ask you something?
379
00:18:45,408 --> 00:18:47,876
- Aren't you angry?
- About what?
380
00:18:47,944 --> 00:18:50,679
It's Stan's fault you're
a reverse werewolf.
381
00:18:50,747 --> 00:18:53,748
And he did it just to keep
us from being friends.
382
00:18:53,816 --> 00:18:56,017
A little. But I also feel for him.
383
00:18:56,019 --> 00:18:57,886
It's got to be tough
always getting eclipsed
384
00:18:57,954 --> 00:18:59,754
by the person you love the most.
385
00:18:59,822 --> 00:19:03,424
Kind of lonely, I'd think.
And there's no escaping that.
386
00:19:03,426 --> 00:19:05,760
At least I get one night off a month.
387
00:19:05,828 --> 00:19:07,295
I guess so.
388
00:19:09,366 --> 00:19:11,032
Let's kill it.
389
00:19:11,101 --> 00:19:13,902
It's a baby now,
but we have no idea how big it'll get.
390
00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:15,170
I don't know.
391
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:18,239
It can't get more than... eight feet!
392
00:19:19,843 --> 00:19:22,243
- Oh!
- Awoo!
393
00:19:23,321 --> 00:19:25,313
And then, out of nowhere,
394
00:19:25,382 --> 00:19:29,250
Sharon's head just pops up
over the ledge, like this!
395
00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:30,919
Oohur? Oohur?
396
00:19:30,987 --> 00:19:32,787
Like a dang turtle!
397
00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:33,828
Oohur?
398
00:19:35,325 --> 00:19:37,458
- Ah!
- A toast!
399
00:19:37,528 --> 00:19:40,929
To an unbreakable friendship.
400
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:42,998
Damn it!
401
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:48,269
I can't imagine this is easy for you.
402
00:19:48,338 --> 00:19:50,805
- Are you angry?
- Only at myself.
403
00:19:50,874 --> 00:19:52,941
I'm so sorry about everything.
404
00:19:53,009 --> 00:19:54,409
Francine, I was just jealous
405
00:19:54,477 --> 00:19:56,477
of the way you pull
people into your orbit.
406
00:19:56,547 --> 00:19:59,748
But now I realize I'm in that orbit,
too.
407
00:19:59,816 --> 00:20:02,350
And there's nowhere else
I'd rather be, baby.
408
00:20:02,419 --> 00:20:03,752
Oh, Stan.
409
00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:05,153
- Mm!
- Mm-hmm.
410
00:20:05,222 --> 00:20:07,222
And through it all, Stan learned
411
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,090
the most important lesson...
412
00:20:09,092 --> 00:20:11,226
No amount of fighting or bargaining
413
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,763
will ever slow the hands
of old father time.
414
00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:18,166
Children grow up,
whether you're ready for it or not.
415
00:20:18,235 --> 00:20:20,769
I assume that's what he learned, anyway.
416
00:20:20,837 --> 00:20:22,103
I'm pretty loaded.
417
00:20:22,172 --> 00:20:25,306
You know,
Jack Nicholson gave me this bathing suit
418
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,108
on the set of "The Bucket List."
419
00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:31,312
That man just gives and gives and gives.
420
00:20:39,843 --> 00:20:42,876
_
421
00:20:43,203 --> 00:20:44,904
_
422
00:20:45,025 --> 00:20:47,640
_
423
00:20:48,603 --> 00:20:49,807
_
424
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:51,985
_
425
00:20:51,986 --> 00:20:54,384
_
426
00:20:54,385 --> 00:20:57,957
_
427
00:20:58,409 --> 00:21:00,342
Bye-bye! See you soon!
428
00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:04,162
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