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>> BECCA: Vernon and I just
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want to thank you all for
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coming.
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Ever since I was a small girl,
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I've dreamt of this day.
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>> VERNON: Me, too.
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(laughter)
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>> BECCA: Sure, in my fantasy,
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it took place at Fraggle Rock.
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(laughter)
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I was marrying Johnny Depp.
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>> VERNON: Me, too.
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(laughter)
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(Becca clears her throat)
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>> BECCA: But in all
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seriousness, it is so amazing
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to be surrounded by so many
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people who care about us.
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We really feel...
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so much love from you guys.
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And as the Beatles said, "All
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you need is love."
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And a Vera Wang dress.
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(Becca chuckles)
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(laughter)
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Vernon and I are looking forward
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to seeing you at our 50th
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wedding anniversary.
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(Becca laughs)
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(crying): Promised myself I
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wasn't gonna do this.
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Uh, Jimmy, are you having a-a
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good time?
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>> JIMMY: Absolutely.
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Just so glad you invited me.
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>> BECCA: Really?
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>> JIMMY: Of course.
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Sometimes, well, you just want
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to witness the beginning of a
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disaster, so later, when the
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house is engulfed in flames,
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you can say, "Yup, I was there
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when they installed the faulty
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wiring."
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>> BECCA: Unbelievable.
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>> JIMMY: Just admit it.
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You only invited me here so you
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could passive-aggressively rub
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my nose in your happiness.
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At least I would have had the
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decency to rub your nose in it
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directly.
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>> BECCA: Oh, yes, your
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commitment to honesty is so
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refreshing.
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It must be so hard being the
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only one who sees people for
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what they actually are.
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>> JIMMY: It is.
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It's incredibly hard.
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>> BECCA: Well, it's also
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gonna be what keeps you alone,
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because you are ugly and
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unpleasant and honestly, Jimmy,
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you're not the original you
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think you are.
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>> JIMMY: I'm not original?
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Wow!
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That is hilarious, coming from
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such a...
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No, you're right.
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This day isn't about me, is it?
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>> BECCA: What were you gonna
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say?
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>> JIMMY: Forget it.
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>> BECCA: No, I'm serious.
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I really want to know what does
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(in British accent): the
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brilliant Jimmy Shive-Overly
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think about me?
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(Jimmy grunts)
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>> VERNON: You talk to her
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again, and me and my boys
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will mess you up.
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>> JIMMY: Who talks like that?
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>> VERNON: I'm serious, Jimmy.
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>> JIMMY: Fine, not a problem.
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Enjoy your sham of a marriage!
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>> VERNON: I will!
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>> GRETCHEN: You got another one
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of those?
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>> JIMMY: Pretty expensive.
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>> GRETCHEN: Good job in there.
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>> JIMMY: Getting married
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doesn't remove you from the
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burden of having to act like a
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human being.
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>> GRETCHEN: Totally.
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Those two are doomed.
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>> JIMMY: Right?
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Has any couple ever had a more
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dishonest start to a marriage?
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I mean, the balls to have a
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traditional Catholic ceremony.
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>> GRETCHEN: When she's already
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had two abortions.
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>> JIMMY: And can only orgasm
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through anal.
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(people gasp and mutter)
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>> JIMMY: Mr. and Mrs.
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Cottumaccio.
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>> MAN: Let's go inside.
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>> JIMMY: Old Cottumaccios.
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(man mutters)
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You're pretty.
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>> GRETCHEN: Thanks?
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>> JIMMY: How do you know her?
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>> GRETCHEN: I'm friends with
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the sister.
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>> JIMMY: Friends with Fat
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Lindsay?
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>> GRETCHEN: Yeah, me and Fat
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Lindsay are hella close.
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>> JIMMY: So, uh, what you heard
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about me?
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>> GRETCHEN: Nothing, just that
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you're the worst.
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>> JIMMY: Says the girl who just
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stole a blender from a wedding.
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>> GRETCHEN: No.
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Really?
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Oh, man!
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I thought it was a food
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processor.
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>> JIMMY: Who's the worst now?
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>> GRETCHEN: Yeah, well...
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>> GRETCHEN: I don't know what
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I'm doing here.
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I'm not even attracted to you.
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>> JIMMY: What does that have to
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do with anything?
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>> GRETCHEN: Yeah.
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>> * Don't look ahead
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There's stormy weather... *
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>> JIMMY: What? It's L.A.
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Who doesn't drive?
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>> GRETCHEN: DUI.
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I occasionally see this movie
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director guy.
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>> JIMMY: Gross.
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>> GRETCHEN: One time, he
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booty-texted me from some awards
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show.
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I was already at the bar, so I
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drove over to his house, and
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then he texted me he was going
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to be late, so I idly drove
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around his neighborhood...
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(chuckles): until I kind of
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sideswiped an off-duty cop.
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(Jimmy laughs)
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>> JIMMY: Do you know, I'm glad
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this is a one-night thing, so we
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can reveal all this awful shit
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about ourselves.
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>> GRETCHEN (chuckles): Totally.
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High five.
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I'll get that.
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Okay, I like that.
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>> JIMMY: All girls do.
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>> GRETCHEN: Don't call me "all
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girls."
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Damn it.
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That's good, too.
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>> * Don't look ahead
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There's stormy weather... *
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>> JIMMY: You know, right
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before Becca broke up with me, I
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started reading her e-mail.
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>> GRETCHEN: Oh, I've done that.
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>> JIMMY: So even though I had
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warning, when she broke up with
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me, it kind of... just kind of
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knocked me out.
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Even though she's clearly a
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ridiculous human being, you
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know?
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>> GRETCHEN: Yeah.
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Break-ups hurt.
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I've heard.
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I don't really do relationships.
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>> JIMMY: Me, neither.
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Anymore.
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>> GRETCHEN: So, what, are you
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one of those creepy foot guys?
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>> JIMMY: No.
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I have nervous hands, and they
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have to stay busy.
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(moaning)
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>> GRETCHEN: Yeah, that's good.
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Oh, don't stop, you son of a
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bitch.
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Oh, yeah...
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(Jimmy spits)
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You just spit on it?
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>> JIMMY: Yeah.
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>> GRETCHEN: You just spit on my
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vagina.
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>> JIMMY: So?
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>> GRETCHEN: Don't!
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>> JIMMY: Why?
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>> GRETCHEN: Why don't spit on
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my vagina?
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>> JIMMY: It's saliva.
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It's gonna get there anyway.
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>> GRETCHEN: Hmm.
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And that's how I got crabs from
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my guidance counselor.
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(Gretchen chuckles)
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>> JIMMY (softly): Hey.
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>> GRETCHEN: Hey.
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>> JIMMY: Right.
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Uh, I should get some sleep,
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so...
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>> GRETCHEN: Right. Good night.
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>> JIMMY: Wait. What?
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>> GRETCHEN: Oh, relax.
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I'm just lazy.
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I'll sneak out in the morning.
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>> JIMMY: No, there are no
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sleepovers.
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>> GRETCHEN: Oh, too bad.
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>> JIMMY: I have sleep apnea.
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I have to wear a CPAP machine.
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>> GRETCHEN: Don't care.
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I'm a log.
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(CPAP machine beeps, whirrs)
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(Gretchen laughs)
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You look like Top Gun.
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>> JIMMY: Shut up.
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>> GRETCHEN: I'm so glad I'm not
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gonna remember any of this in
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the morning.
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(machine whirrs rhythmically)
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"Never leave your wingman."
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(both laugh)
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>> JIMMY: So stupid.
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(Jimmy sighs)
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>> EDGAR: Morning.
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So, I've been thinking about
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ghosts.
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>> JIMMY: Oh, the things that
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don't exist because there is
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no soul?
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>> EDGAR: Mm...
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>> JIMMY: What a great use of
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your time.
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>> EDGAR: You know my
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great-grandfather Baldemar on my
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father's side, right?
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>> JIMMY: What? No. How could I
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possibly know your great...?
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>> EDGAR: Oh, he was this crazy
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adventurer guy who owned a ranch
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in Zihuatanejo, and he sold arms
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and was a matador.
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>> JIMMY: What was his name?
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Voldemort? Never mind.
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>> EDGAR: The coolest guy.
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Because I was thinking, he
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sounds like he had it all worked
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out, and maybe if I could learn
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his secrets, then I could fix my
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problems.
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>> JIMMY: How would meeting your
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dead relative help you move out
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of my house?
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>> EDGAR: No, I'm talking about
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my real problems.
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Like, the nightmares and the
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crying, and how I want to do
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heroin all the time.
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So, anyway, what do you think?
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>> JIMMY: What do I think about
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what?
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>> EDGAR: If I should hold a
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sГ©ance to contact
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great-grandfather Baldemar.
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>> JIMMY: No.
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>> EDGAR: I think I'm gonna do
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it.
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Thanks.
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>> GRETCHEN: Why did you let me
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sleep so late?
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I'm famished.
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Nice place.
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>> EDGAR: Hi.
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I'm Edgar.
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>> GRETCHEN: Mmm. Gretchen.
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This is dynamite.
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>> EDGAR: Oh, thanks.
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>> GRETCHEN: So, how do you guys
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know each other?
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>> EDGAR: Uh, we met in college.
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>> JIMMY: No, we didn't.
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>> EDGAR: Well, he was in
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college, and I sold weed to
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college kids.
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Then he started giving me books
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to read, 'cause he saw untapped
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potential in me.
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>> JIMMY: I gave you books that
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I stole from Borders because I
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didn't have money for weed.
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>> EDGAR: Semantics.
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Have you read his book yet?
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>> GRETCHEN: No.
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>> EDGAR: Sales were flatter
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than expected, plus he blew
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all his money on this house.
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That's why he has to do more
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magazine work, but you should
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read it.
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It's real good.
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>> GRETCHEN: Okay.
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>> JIMMY: At least buy your own
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copy.
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>> GRETCHEN (laughs): Right.
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So, which one of you is giving
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me a ride to work?
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>> EDGAR: I can't drive because
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I have PTSD and mild to medium
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battlefield-induced psychosis.
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>> GRETCHEN: Bummer.
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Jimmy, you're up.
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>> JIMMY: My car's at the
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reception.
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We took a cab.
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>> GRETCHEN: We did?
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Damn.
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>> LINDSAY: I can't believe it.
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>> GRETCHEN: Drive faster.
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I'm late.
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>> LINDSAY: You slept with
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Jimmy.
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>> GRETCHEN: Apparently.
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>> LINDSAY: Who used to date my
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sister.
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>> GRETCHEN: Yeah, I know.
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>> LINDSAY: And on the night of
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her wedding?
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>> GRETCHEN: Why are you
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crawling up my ass about this,
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Lindsay?
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>> LINDSAY: You know what a jerk
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he is.
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I told you all the time how
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he swallowed her up.
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She disappeared her life into
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his and was never the same.
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>> GRETCHEN: Oh, that's 'cause
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Becca doesn't have a personality
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to begin with.
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>> LINDSAY: Well, that's true.
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Ugh! Oh, Jimmy's the worst.
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Did he say anything about me?
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>> GRETCHEN: Nope.
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>> LINDSAY: You're not gonna see
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him again, are you?
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>> GRETCHEN: No way.
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We did have fun, though.
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(Lindsay groans)
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Oh, God, I hope he doesn't think
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it was, like, an actual thing.
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>> LINDSAY: No kidding.
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Um, get...
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Can you be careful where you're
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putting your makeup, and can you
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take your feet off the
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dashboard?
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This is a lease.
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>> GRETCHEN: Okay.
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(phone buzzing)
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Stop the car.
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>> LINDSAY: What?
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>> GRETCHEN: Stop the car!
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I'd rather walk than drive in
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this sterile, suburban, piece
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of shit car with my best friend
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being shitty and judgmental to
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me 'cause I had sex with a guy
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at a wedding.
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How many guys did you blow at
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our five-year reunion?
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>> LINDSAY: Four.
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>> GRETCHEN: Four?
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You told me three.
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>> LINDSAY: I might have left
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out Tor Borgfeldt.
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>> GRETCHEN: Ew!
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I'm seriously nauseated right
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now.
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>> LINDSAY: Oh, God.
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We used to have so much fun.
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>> GRETCHEN: Yeah, we did.
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Why'd you have to get married?
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>> LINDSAY: I know.
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I'm sorry.
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Do you like my new haircut?
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>> GRETCHEN: No, you look like
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Ellen Barkin.
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If you get your real estate
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license, I will stab you in the
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tits.
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>> JIMMY: Brilliant.
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Absolutely brilliant.
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>> KILLIAN: Hi.
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>> JIMMY: What?
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>> KILLIAN: I just moved in...
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over there.
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>> JIMMY: Of course you did.
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>> KILLIAN: Why do you say that?
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>> JIMMY: Because the death of
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any interesting neighborhood is
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the influx of white procreators.
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>> KILLIAN: Oh, that's cool.
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My nutritionist is gay, too.
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>> JIMMY: I'm not gay.
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I'm English.
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(Jimmy sighs)
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>> KILLIAN: What's that?
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>> JIMMY: A royalty check for my
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book for... $17.43.
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Do you know, if there was any
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doubt that the book industry was
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dead, it is here in my hand.
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R.I.P., literature.
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2000 BC to this moment.
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>> KILLIAN: You want to hang out
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sometime?
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>> JIMMY: What?
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What are you even talking about?
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I'm an adult.
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Do you know what that means?
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It means that I am beset upon at
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all times by a tsunami of
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complex thoughts and struggles,
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unceasingly aware of my own
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mortality and able to
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contemplate the futility of
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everything and yet still rage
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against the dying of the light.
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So do you see how monumentally
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stupid you, a child, asking me
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"do I want to hang out sometime"
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is?
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>> KILLIAN: My dad designs
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video games.
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We get all the new ones early.
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>> JIMMY: Come over around 8:00.
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>> * As rumor has it still
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I followed the rules
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Of Frank Abagnale
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* So catch me if you can
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There ain't people... *
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>> GRETCHEN: What the crap?!
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>> SAM: You know I get nervous
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at these shits.
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>> GRETCHEN: You are paying a
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guy to take your photograph, and
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you trash his studio?
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>> SAM: You weren't here!
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Unprofessional as shit!
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A publicist who can't show up at
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publicity events?
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Don't even know what I'm paying
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you for, Gretchen!
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>> GRETCHEN: The label pays me.
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>> SAM: You know it all gets
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charged against my end, bitch!
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Label is villains.
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From now on, I'm just gonna drop
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free mix tapes and Vines of my
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guinea pigs!
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>> GRETCHEN: You need to
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apologize to Nestor so he
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doesn't sue you.
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>> SAM: Let him.
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I'll lawyer the hell up!
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>> GRETCHEN: Nestor is a great
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photographer.
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We need him.
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>> SAM: Anyone's a good
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photographer now.
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Shitstain take amazing
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Instagrams.
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>> SHITSTAIN: No filter.
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>> HONEY NUTZ: Yeah! @Shitstain!
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>> SAM: Anyway, bitch, this is
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your fault.
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You need to apologize to him for
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being such a no-showing-up
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bitch!
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>> * Get down, get down
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Get down, get down
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Get down, get down
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Get down, get... *
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>> SAM: We're sorry we broke
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your shit.
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>> GRETCHEN: Okay, good.
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Nestor, we'll talk about
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restitution?
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Hey.
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You okay?
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>> SAM: Yeah.
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Hell were you doing anyway?
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>> GRETCHEN: Nothing worth
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talking about.
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>> SAM: You still need to make
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it up to us.
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I'll fire your ass, and it won't
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mean shit to me.
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>> GRETCHEN: Yes, it will.
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>> SAM: I'm serious.
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You owe me, Gretch.
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>> GRETCHEN: Okay, Sam.
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What do you need?
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>> SAM: You need to kiss my
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quarter-Chickasaw ass!
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Then you need to get me some
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cocaine.
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I'm too famous to get it myself.
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I'm not playing.
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You on probation now.
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Yo!
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Ooh! Wait now. Hold on!
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High five. Put her there.
538
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,949
She's hot.
539
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,356
(door unlocks)
540
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,757
>> EDGAR: I got your car towed
541
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:51,791
back here.
542
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,060
And look who I found getting out
543
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,428
of a cab.
544
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,201
>> GRETCHEN: Don't worry.
545
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,136
I forgot my purse.
546
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,438
Not on purpose or anything.
547
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,439
>> EDGAR: I'm gonna leave you
548
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,408
two alone.
549
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,277
>> GRETCHEN: He's sweet.
550
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,278
It's nice that you let him live
551
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,279
here.
552
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,446
>> JIMMY: You know your purse
553
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,647
had food in it.
554
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,483
It was covered in ants.
555
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,484
Who keeps food in their purse?
556
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,485
>> GRETCHEN: Whoa.
557
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:19,486
What's your problem?
558
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:20,487
>> JIMMY: Well, I've had a
559
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,488
really shitty day.
560
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,589
And then I come home to find
561
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,224
that my bedroom is a goddamn
562
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,792
'50s sci-fi movie.
563
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,893
And why would you stay over,
564
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,162
huh?
565
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,164
That's amateur hour.
566
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,232
>> GRETCHEN: Here I was worried
567
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,233
you were gonna get the wrong
568
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,234
idea about last night.
569
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,235
So thank you for saving me the
570
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,236
speech.
571
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,237
>> JIMMY: You were gonna make a
572
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,171
speech?
573
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,439
>> GRETCHEN: Okay, forget it.
574
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,440
>> JIMMY: Yeah, no kidding.
575
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,975
Save your breath.
576
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:42,976
>> GRETCHEN: I don't know what
577
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,344
planet that you're from, but on
578
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,912
my planet, someone like you does
579
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,581
not just get... this!
580
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,816
Congratulations, you bagged a
581
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:50,817
weakened gazelle.
582
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:51,818
That's right.
583
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:52,819
I'm still stupid-hooked on
584
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:53,920
someone else who is eons further
585
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:54,921
than you in the evolutionary
586
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,256
scale in all categories except
587
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,924
maybe unearned ego and back fat.
588
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,460
What? You so value honesty, you
589
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,095
had to chew a bride out on her
590
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,496
wedding day in the name of it?
591
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,497
Well, why don't you face this
592
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,832
giant hunk of truth, Jimmy?
593
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,434
There is a fat asterisk next to
594
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,668
my name on your skank-ridden
595
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:09,936
little bone list and it reads,
596
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,804
"She probably would've gone home
597
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,041
with anyone that night!"
598
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,775
So thank you!
599
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,477
Thank you for my wake-up call,
600
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,679
Jimmy Stupid-Three-Names.
601
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,681
You are officially my bottom.
602
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,527
Hey, you.
603
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:35,828
>> TY: Kiddo.
604
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,064
What a surprise.
605
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,065
>> GRETCHEN: I was just in the
606
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,066
neighborhood.
607
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,067
>> TY: Uh, I have an early call
608
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,168
time.
609
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,902
But...
610
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,004
Yeah, come in.
611
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,373
Last time you said you were
612
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:47,407
coming over, you never showed.
613
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,408
I thought you'd grown sick of
614
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,409
me.
615
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,410
>> GRETCHEN: Nah, you're all
616
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,844
right.
617
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:52,845
>> TY: You're so beautiful,
618
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,248
Gretchen.
619
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,198
(hip-hop music playing)
620
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,105
>> EDGAR: Hi.
621
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,106
>> KILLIAN: Hi.
622
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,107
>> EDGAR: You busy, Jimmy?
623
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,108
>> JIMMY: Yep.
624
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,175
>> EDGAR: Well, could you, like,
625
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,410
pause it for a second?
626
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,778
>> JIMMY: No.
627
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,017
What's wrong with you?
628
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,018
Give me the controller.
629
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,019
>> EDGAR: No.
630
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,421
I've watched you for two years
631
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,422
now get girls to come home with
632
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,423
you, and they're always gone in
633
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,557
in the morning.
634
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,558
>> JIMMY: Sorry, I can help it
635
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,094
if she refused to leave?
636
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,061
Give me my controller.
637
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,796
>> EDGAR: No.
638
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:44,864
>> JIMMY: Fine.
639
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,599
(video game character screams)
640
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,600
>> EDGAR: I'm sorry I have to do
641
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:48,601
this.
642
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:49,602
Now, I don't mind you being
643
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:50,603
jerky with me because I know you
644
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:51,604
care.
645
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:52,605
>> JIMMY: What the...
646
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:53,606
No, I don't.
647
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,607
>> EDGAR: Yes, you do.
648
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:55,608
>> JIMMY: You're just an animal
649
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,609
living in my house.
650
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:57,610
>> EDGAR: But Gretchen stayed,
651
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:58,611
okay?
652
00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,812
You say she forced you, but we
653
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,114
both know there's not a person
654
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,282
on this planet that's ever had a
655
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,450
good outcome trying to force you
656
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,618
to do anything.
657
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,987
She stayed, man.
658
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,589
And that means something,
659
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:10,590
whether you want to admit it or
660
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,425
not.
661
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,662
I'm gonna let you go now.
662
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:16,663
>> JIMMY: Why would I even
663
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:17,964
listen to you, eh?
664
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,666
You're a mental case.
665
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,833
You're on, like, a billion
666
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,235
medications that all say "Take
667
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,337
for batshit craziness."
668
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,338
>> EDGAR: I was defending our
669
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:26,339
country.
670
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:27,340
>> JIMMY: Oh, please.
671
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,341
You weren't defending anything
672
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,609
except for the business
673
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,777
interests of evil men.
674
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:31,778
>> EDGAR: Jimmy, our country is
675
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:32,979
the business interests of evil
676
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,514
men.
677
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,682
>> JIMMY: That may be the most
678
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:36,783
intelligent thing you've ever
679
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,117
said.
680
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,118
>> EDGAR: Thanks.
681
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,119
>> JIMMY: You're still a goddamn
682
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,120
lunatic.
683
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,121
>> EDGAR: Hey, wait.
684
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,122
Come on, man.
685
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,191
W-Wait. Where are you doing?
686
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,692
>> JIMMY: To a bar, where I can
687
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,793
drink in peace.
688
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,895
Come on, Killian.
689
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,500
All right, call the police.
690
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,501
>> EDGAR: On me?
691
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,502
>> JIMMY: Someone's stolen my
692
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,503
car.
693
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,504
>> EDGAR: No, Gretchen took it,
694
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,505
remember?
695
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,506
>> JIMMY: Gretchen took my...
696
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,507
Sorry, Gretchen took my car?
697
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:01,508
>> EDGAR: Yeah.
698
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,509
I saw her driving it away
699
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,510
earlier.
700
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,511
I figured you loaned it to her.
701
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:05,478
Come to think of it, I did think
702
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:06,479
that was kind of weird.
703
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,480
>> JIMMY: She doesn't have a
704
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,481
license!
705
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:09,482
>> EDGAR: Huh.
706
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,483
She must've stolen your keys
707
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,385
from the counter.
708
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,886
You got to admit, that's kind of
709
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,524
a baller move.
710
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,960
(chuckles)
711
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,029
>> KILLIAN: You guys are fun.
712
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,869
(grunting)
713
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,342
>> GRETCHEN: Um, hey.
714
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,009
>> TY: Yes, Gretchen?
715
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,010
>> GRETCHEN: Can we just take a
716
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,746
little break?
717
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:43,850
>> TY (chuckles): Sure.
718
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,253
(sighing)
719
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,525
>> GRETCHEN: So... what's the
720
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,661
worst thing you've ever done?
721
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,496
>> TY: Gretchen, you know ever
722
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,497
since India I don't dwell in
723
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,732
negativity.
724
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,268
>> GRETCHEN: I set my high
725
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,402
school on fire to get out of a
726
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,170
math test.
727
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,672
(chuckles)
728
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:06,773
>> TY: What?
729
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,741
Why are you telling me that?
730
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,377
That's horrible.
731
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,379
>> GRETCHEN: Never mind.
732
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,747
Kidding.
733
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,054
(moans)
734
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:25,057
>> TY: Oh, you're a marvel.
735
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,793
(pants)
736
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,295
Ooh, that's terrific.
737
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,296
Yeah.
738
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,964
(Gretchen spits)
739
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,567
Did you just spit on me?
740
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,936
>> GRETCHEN: No.
741
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,639
Yes. Sorry.
742
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:44,411
>> TY (chuckles): Oh, Gretch.
743
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,746
Mmm.
744
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,248
That's delicious.
745
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,483
>> GRETCHEN: Do you still have
746
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,919
cocaine?
747
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,278
(sighs)
748
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,914
(snorts)
749
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,350
(phone rings)
750
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,853
(exhales)
751
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,155
(sniffs)
752
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,760
>> GRETCHEN: Hello?
753
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,429
>> JIMMY: What are you doing?
754
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,197
>> GRETCHEN: Nothing. Just...
755
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,332
(sniffs)
756
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:40,867
...reading.
757
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:41,868
>> JIMMY: Hey, you won't
758
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:42,869
believe this.
759
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,771
Someone stole my car.
760
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,138
>> GRETCHEN: Oh.
761
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:49,008
God, that's... awful.
762
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,343
>> JIMMY: Yeah, I have to file a
763
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,944
police report in the morning.
764
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:52,945
>> GRETCHEN: I may have borrowed
765
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:53,946
it.
766
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:54,947
>> JIMMY: I know.
767
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,683
>> GRETCHEN: Oh.
768
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,985
Well, sorry.
769
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,787
I told you I'm the worst.
770
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,321
>> JIMMY: Actually, no, you said
771
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,323
that I was the worst and that I
772
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:05,658
was lucky to get you.
773
00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:07,527
>> GRETCHEN: Yeah. About that...
774
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,561
>> JIMMY: No, don't apologize.
775
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:09,962
It was a great speech.
776
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:15,001
It was funny and true and mean.
777
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:18,304
My favorite kind.
778
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,906
>> GRETCHEN: I set my school on
779
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,475
fire to get out of a math test.
780
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:23,976
(Jimmy laughs)
781
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,077
>> JIMMY: That's genius.
782
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:28,415
Oh, and... I... lied to you
783
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,817
before.
784
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,653
I do have a foot thing.
785
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,388
>> GRETCHEN: Seriously?
786
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:36,656
>> JIMMY: Yeah.
787
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,990
In fact, I was just trying to
788
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,325
find the right clip online to,
789
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,694
you know... s-so that I could
790
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,496
fall asleep.
791
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:47,834
But... nothing's quite right.
792
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,002
>> GRETCHEN: Oh.
793
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:53,940
Do you want me to try?
794
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,842
>> JIMMY: What?
795
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,176
>> GRETCHEN: Shh. Let me think.
796
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,177
>> JIMMY: Come on, this is
797
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,446
stupid.
798
00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,614
>> GRETCHEN: Shut up.
799
00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,783
I have been walking around
800
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:07,353
all day in these new shoes,
801
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,356
and they are just so...
802
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,359
hot and tight.
803
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,694
>> JIMMY: Oh, yeah?
804
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,763
>> GRETCHEN: And my socks are
805
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:21,067
so... sweaty.
806
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,401
>> JIMMY: That happens.
807
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:23,402
>> GRETCHEN: I think I might
808
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:25,638
just have to take them off.
809
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:28,107
>> JIMMY: You do that.
810
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,742
Hey, you're, uh... very nice for
811
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:33,145
doing this.
812
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:36,382
>> GRETCHEN: I am very nice.
813
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,318
Jimmy... I'm scared of this
814
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:42,321
shit, you know?
815
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:44,791
I don't like it.
816
00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,225
>> JIMMY: I don't believe in it
817
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,294
anymore, so...
818
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>> GRETCHEN: So if we both know
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that it can't work, then there's
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no harm.
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Right?
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>> JIMMY: Right.
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What kind of socks?
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>> GRETCHEN: Mmm... knee-high
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basketball socks.
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Orange and green stripes.
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>> JIMMY: You're amazing.
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You're 19 types of trouble
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but... amazing.
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>> GRETCHEN: Yeah, so are you.
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19 types.
832
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:21,594
Well, it's late.
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Did you finish?
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>> JIMMY: I think the moment's
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gone, isn't it?
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>> GRETCHEN: All right.
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Have a good night.
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Call me.
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>> JIMMY: I will.
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Captioned by
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Media Access Group at WGBH
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access.wgbh.org
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>> * It might be impractical
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To seek out a new romance
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* We won't know the actual
846
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If we never take the chance
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* I'd love to collapse with you
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And ease you against this song
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* I think we're compatible
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I see that you think I'm wrong
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* But any time will do
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My love... *
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(dog woofing)
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