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Good morning, Angel Beach.
It's April 12.
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This is Gene Morrison coming
to you from W. A. C. N. Angel Beach
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nestled by the shore
in fabulous south Florida.
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It's a bright,
beautiful spring day.
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President Eisenhower's running
a tight ship of state.
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Get it at Porky's.
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The stars are secure and the
rent's paid for the month.
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So all's right
with the world, so...
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Let's get out there and
get America moving forward.
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It's 64 degrees, expecting
to reach a high of 76.
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Not a drop of rain in sight.
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Good news for
the beach bunnies
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but bad news
for the farm boys.
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Now to help you start the day,
the singin' rage, Miss Patty Page.
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Edward,
you'll be late to school.
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Edward. Up. Right now.
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I've got things to do,
you hear?
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Hit
the floor. Right now.
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Edward Morris.
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You be at
the breakfast table in five
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minutes or you don't
play ball this week.
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Pee Wee, what's wrong?
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Oh, nothing. I just pulled
a little muscle in my groin.
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Oh, be careful.
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Your father wants you to
drop him off at the office.
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The car won't start.
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And be sure you pick up
those clothes at the tailor's.
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Instant eunuch.
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Shit.
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Oh, it is.
It's gettin' shorter.
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Shit.
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Hey, did you get
the colored guy?
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Does a fat dog fart?
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Well, what's he look like?
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Like an African Zulu man.
6'4", two huge gold teeth.
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Great.
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Where did you find him?
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He works for my old man's
construction company.
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Doesn't know what the hell I'm
talking about, but he's willing
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and he'll do it
for 10 bucks.
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Ten bucks, not bad. Yeah.
You sure the broad's all set?
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Oh, there's no problem there.
She's...
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Jarvis, you stupid redneck.
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Whoo. You better duck, you suckers,
when Jarvis is at the wheel.
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Billy boy,
y'all get the nigger?
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Come on, Jarvis. You mean
the colored guy. The Negro.
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Poor white trash.
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Fuck you and
the horse you rode in on.
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"Fuck you and the horse you rode in
on. " That's colorful redneck humor.
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Right.
Kiss my rebel ass.
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And that's another one.
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Yeah, you should be writing
these down. Immigrants.
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Y'all goin' back to
Oklahoma and Michigan
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and kiss ass with all
the Negroes you want.
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This is Dixie, baby,
where we do things right.
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Hey, Jarvis.
How come you don't have
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four first names
like most hillbillies?
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You know, like Billy Joe Jim
Bob or Flora May Sally Sue.
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I had a cousin named Billy Joe Jim
Bob and he was killed in the war,
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so just watch
what you're saying.
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Aw, gee, I didn't
know, Mickey. I'm sorry.
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Anyway, did you
get the Negro?
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Yeah, we got one.
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The guy's 6'4",
has gold teeth.
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He's the meanest-lookin'
mother you ever saw.
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Hot damn! They're gonna croak when
this guy jumps out! Who's goin'?
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Hey, Tommy.
Wait a minute.
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Did you get it?
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I found a place that's
got one. I'll go tomorrow.
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Don't let me down. I'm
gonna get that little creep.
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Who's she gonna get?
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Pee Wee.
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Didn't you hear about
the other night? No.
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You didn't hear about that?
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You sure you didn't hear
about the other night?
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Well, we figure we gotta
get Pee Wee laid, right?
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So I fix him up with Wendy.
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Pee Wee and Wendy?
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Shh. Damn, I thought she
had better taste than that.
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All he had to do
was knock it off.
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You know, they're makin' out.
And you know Wendy.
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She reaches down, she unzips
his fly and she grabs his cock.
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Guess what.
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What?
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The little bastard
already had a rubber on.
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Oh, bullshit.
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I swear. Wendy told me.
Why would she lie?
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Horny little mother
wore a rubber to his date.
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She got so pissed off, she
wouldn't even let him touch her.
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Hi. My name is Mindy.
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Can I ask you something?
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Yeah, sure.
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Why do they call you Meat?
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I don't know.
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Wendy Williams told
me I should ask you.
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She did, huh?
Uh-huh.
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Why do they call you Meat?
'Cause you're so big?
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Yeah, sort of.
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Not sort of. Why?
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You really wanna know?
Yes.
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Okay. Come on, I'll show you.
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Meat, Meat, Meat.
Wait, wait, wait.
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She's only a freshman.
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Yeah. But after this,
she'll be an instant senior.
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But Meat, listen.
If you get suspended again,
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you'll never get that
scholarship to Princeton.
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Now think about that.
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I'm sorry, babe.
No cigar. Can't do it.
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He won't tell me.
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Come on. Come on.
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Aw, shoot.
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Hey, you guys.
Wait up.
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Speakin' of horny mothers,
it's ready Eddie.
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Come on, be serious, now.
I'm goin' tonight, right?
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I don't know, Pee Wee. Even
a nymphomaniac has standards.
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She lives with
a big black stud.
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He catches you, he's
gonna cut your pecker off.
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He's bringin' tweezers.
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I don't care if she lives
with a blue-assed baboon.
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She likes to screw, right?
Oh, she loves it.
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Especially young guys.
The more, the merrier.
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What's she look like?
She good-looking?
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Well, she's not bad.
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She's got a great body,
moves like an eagle.
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That's the way I like 'em.
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You like 'em any way,
as long as they're not dead.
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I don't care if they're dead,
as long as they're not too cold.
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Come here, man.
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Let's not invite too many guys.
That way we all get her twice.
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Listen to this midget.
He's not even invited
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and he's making
up the guest list.
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I'm going tonight! You're not
cuttin' me out of any free nooky!
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All right, you're going.
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Shut up, geez.
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I'm going.
8:00, right?
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Right.
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Wear your rubber.
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That lying bitch.
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Wait, I forgot.
Which one is...
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Timmy, this is the raw one.
That's the hard-boiled one.
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This is the hard-boiled one.
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We're gonna get
some action tonight.
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What are you talking about?
I'm going tonight.
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Goin' where?
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I'm goin'. Ask 'em.
They said I could go.
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He'll be the comedy relief.
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Yeah, I guess she could use
you for a little recess period.
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Oh, real funny.
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What are you
doing with those eggs?
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What eggs?
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"What eggs?"
Those eggs.
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Oh, these eggs.
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They're for you.
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For me?
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Yeah, we thought you might
like to wear one today.
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Timmy!
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Funny.
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It's not half as funny
as the look on your face.
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You gotta let me
do it to somebody.
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Oh, no, Pee Wee.
I don't know.
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I don't think
there's anybody left.
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There's gotta be somebody.
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Pee Wee, I think we've done
just about everybody.
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Except...
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Let me do Meat.
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You've gotta let me do Meat.
No.
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Come on, Timmy.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Now, listen. The one in your
left hand is the raw egg, okay?
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Uh-huh.
That's the one you drop.
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The one in your right hand,
that's the hard-boiled egg.
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That's the one
you hit him with.
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Left hand raw.
Right hand "smacko. "
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Go get him, tiger.
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Hi, Meat.
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Hi, Pee Wee. What's
going on? Oh, nothing.
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Guys.
Hi.
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Oh, yeah.
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Watch it, man. Geez.
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What are you, a psycho?
What's with the eggs?
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What eggs?
Those eggs.
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These eggs?
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Watch my lips.
Those eggs.
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These eggs?
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What?
Is there an echo here?
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They're for you.
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For me?
What am I gonna do with 'em?
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Well, we thought
you'd like to wear one today.
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Morris, you're dead.
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I know I'm dead.
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Watch it,
it's Kong.
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Good morning,
Miss Balbricker.
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My, you look nice this
morning. Are you losing weight?
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Hup.
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Hot damn, you like
to live dangerously.
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She wants a piece of your ass.
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Miss Walker.
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Nice pass,
Cavanaugh.
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Too bad, Jew boy.
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Tim, what's your problem, man?
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Oh, boy, would I like
to get next to that.
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Ah, yes. Lassie.
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"Lassie"?
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Patience, my boy.
Patience.
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Why do you call her Lassie?
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Why do you think?
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I don't know.
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Are you kidding?
You calling her a dog?
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Fred, that's angel food cake.
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You touch her,
and the Food and Drug
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Administration gets
you for fuckin' food.
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Well,
what can I tell you?
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You can tell me why
they call her Lassie.
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Just get her up in the
equipment room. You'll find out.
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What are you talking about?
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But beware of King Kong.
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Wait a minute.
Come here, Fred.
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Hi, Miss Walker.
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Hi, Pee Wee.
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Tommy, Miss Walker's hot.
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Pee Wee,
she just said hi to you.
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Yeah, but did you see
the way she said hi to me?
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Right, Pee Wee.
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Boy, Miss Balbricker,
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you put a lot of weight
behind that one.
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Coach Goodenough,
would you kindly
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keep your balls
off my tumbling mat?
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Beg your pardon?
The basketballs.
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Would you kindly keep them
in your own court?
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I have little enough room
for my girls as it is.
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Oh, I'll take care of that,
Miss Balbricker.
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Thank you.
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The girls' tumbling
team just went in.
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Heck, those broads
never take a shower.
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You ought to
like that, Mickey.
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What about the majorettes?
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They're still out there.
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Yeah, well, keep looking.
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Hey, Billy,
Ginny just went in.
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Hey.
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You're not allowed to think
about her with her clothes off.
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You aren't even allowed to
look at her with her clothes on.
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Little dip.
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Hey, Tim, I was just thinking, maybe
we ought to invite Brian tonight.
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Why do we gotta invite a Jew?
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All we need now is a Communist and
a spic and we have the whole thing.
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You know, you're really
the tolerant type, Cavanaugh.
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I notice you're still
including yourself in.
249
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,619
Hey, man, broads are broads.
250
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,704
I just don't see why
we gotta invite a kite.
251
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,122
Brian's a good guy.
252
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,625
He's only been here a couple
months. Give him a chance.
253
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,627
He's a jerk,
and a Jew jerk at that.
254
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:18,463
All right.
We won't ask him.
255
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:20,465
But you're a case,
Cavanaugh.
256
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,467
Billy, they just went in.
Miss Walker's with them.
257
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:23,718
I gotta put my shoes on.
258
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,053
Come on, we're gonna miss her.
259
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,931
You wouldn't know what to do with
Miss Walker even if she told you.
260
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,557
Come on, Billy.
I'm coming.
261
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,728
Billy.
262
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:35,980
Billy!
263
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:47,784
Let's go. Come on.
264
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,515
Damn it. We missed them.
Shh.
265
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,561
Shh. Kong.
266
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,568
Damn it! I told you
we were gonna miss them!
267
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,529
It's okay, Pee Wee. Take it
easy. We'll get 'em next time.
268
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,865
Yeah, but Miss Walker, a
real woman, and I missed her.
269
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,408
Pee Wee,
you're about to get laid
270
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,034
by an exotic dancer
in a few hours.
271
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,036
That's a real woman.
Yeah.
272
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:35,790
Yeah, you're right.
I gotta go home and warm up.
273
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,127
"Warm up"?
274
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,270
Slow down, Mick. It's about a
quarter of a mile on the left.
275
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,272
Man, are you sure
they could find this place?
276
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:02,191
They should both be there
already. I took Conklin myself.
277
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,193
I drew Cherry a map.
Cherry?
278
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,320
Cherry Forever.
279
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,446
"Cherry Forever"?
280
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:07,614
That's her professional name.
281
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,823
Are you bullshitting me?
282
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,867
That's her professional name.
What can I tell you?
283
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,368
Hot damn!
Let's step on it!
284
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,218
Shh.
285
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:44,609
Okay. The coast is clear.
Let's go.
286
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:50,323
"The coast is clear. "
Can you believe this dialogue?
287
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,038
Okay, okay! Hold it, hold it!
288
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,331
What's going on here?
289
00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,415
You wait here.
290
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,541
Wait a minute,
where are they going?
291
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,126
They're going first,
but I got sloppy seconds.
292
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,586
Your ass, Pee Wee.
I'm second.
293
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,047
Come on, Meat. If you go
first, she'll be so reamed out,
294
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,298
nobody else will be able
to touch the sides.
295
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,383
Ream yourself.
296
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,472
Geez.
297
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,810
Okay. Cherry's ready.
298
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:21,980
Everybody
get their clothes off.
299
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,064
Hey, wait.
300
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,190
What's this bullshit?
301
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,818
She's gotta make sure
everybody's clean. No V. D.
302
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,820
How's she gonna tell that
by looking at us?
303
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:32,073
She's done this so many times,
she's practically a doctor.
304
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,783
Yeah, right.
And who's gonna inspect her?
305
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:34,826
Yeah.
306
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,328
Listen, you guys wanna get
laid or you wanna have a debate?
307
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,538
Okay, I'm ready.
308
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:46,921
I'm gonna get laid. Yes,
Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
309
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:51,509
Hey, come on, boys. No strippin',
no dippin'. Come on, let's go.
310
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,137
Up, you big huskies. Up!
311
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,557
Come on, man.
312
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,933
Relax, will ya?
I'm doing it.
313
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,437
Hey, wait a minute. How come
you guys ain't getting undressed?
314
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,689
We got inspected last week.
315
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:05,940
Lucky you.
316
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,191
Okay, Cherry.
317
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,527
Hey, come on.
Take them off. Look sharp.
318
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:10,862
Take them off.
319
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,238
Timmy, Timmy...
320
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,948
Holy Jesus.
321
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,409
Gentlemen.
322
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,411
Gentlemen!
323
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:22,290
This is Miss Cherry Forever.
324
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:27,003
Right.
325
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:29,088
Cherry, this is Steve.
326
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,340
Hi, Steve.
327
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,718
Cough.
328
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,304
And Cherry, this is Pee Wee.
329
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,681
I'll say. What do you use
for a jock strap, kid,
330
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,558
a peanut shell
and a rubber band?
331
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:41,642
Hey.
332
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,561
We're gonna have to tie
a board across his ass.
333
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:44,812
He's liable to fall in.
334
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,650
You bastard, Tommy.
335
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,697
Save your energy, needle dick.
You're gonna need it.
336
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,407
Okay. Oh, God.
337
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,826
And this is Tim.
338
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:00,661
Hi, Tim.
339
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:01,746
Howdy.
340
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,417
Cherry, meet Frank Bell.
341
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,046
Frankie?
342
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:16,302
That's crooked, Frankie. You
been screwing around corners?
343
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:17,970
This is
the pride of Angel Beach,
344
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,515
Anthony Tuperello,
affectionately known as "Meat. "
345
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,517
My God,
the boy's deformed.
346
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,064
Okay, let's move it out.
347
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,525
Yo.
348
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:33,111
You guys take
a number and sit down.
349
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,113
We'll just be a minute.
350
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,198
Yeah, we know.
351
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,242
That boy really is deformed.
352
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,160
I know.
353
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,537
Billy, this is my
friend John Conklin.
354
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:43,955
Hi, Conklin.
355
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,998
Okay, Cherry, sit down.
356
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,168
She touched
your nuts.
357
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,461
Her hands felt
like butter, man.
358
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,712
Hey, at least I got nuts.
359
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,005
Man, this broad is hot.
360
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,766
Hey, wait a minute. I got sloppy
seconds, you got ticklish thirds,
361
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,102
you got filthy fourths,
you got fall-in fifths,
362
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,104
you got slippin'
and slidin' sixths,
363
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,481
and you can scrape her
off the mattress, Mickey.
364
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,151
Okay, Cherry. Cherry,
get it started. Go ahead.
365
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,278
Timmy that's...
366
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,446
Would you stop that?
You big mother.
367
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,740
Hey, shh.
368
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,744
Listen to that, Pee Wee.
369
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,165
Don't stop. Come on,
keep pumping, baby. Yeah.
370
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,416
You're next, Pee Wee.
371
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,667
Hey, guys,
we're gonna get laid.
372
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,085
Oh, she's hot.
373
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,673
They're gonna shit.
Shit.
374
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,675
They're gonna shit.
375
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:40,094
They're gonna shit.
They're gonna shit.
376
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,306
Come on, Billy.
377
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,310
Go ahead. Go on.
378
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,477
What're you guys
doin' in there?
379
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,687
Yeah, let's go!
380
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,439
Give it to her, Billy.
381
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,649
Oh. Keep pumping, Billy.
382
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,194
Come on, come on.
Keep pumping, Billy.
383
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,529
Bingo!
384
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:02,325
Tommy, come on, baby.
Come on, Tommy. Get over here.
385
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,869
Shh.
386
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,871
Oh, Billy. Oh, Billy.
387
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,414
Oh, Billy. Oh, Tommy.
388
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,957
Oh, shit.
389
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,543
Keep pumping.
Come on, boys.
390
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,795
Come on. Yes.
391
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,881
Oh. Oh, yeah.
392
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:20,051
Oh, Billy, you're so good,
I can't stand it.
393
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,969
Come on, baby. Oh, yeah.
394
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,890
Don't stop.
395
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,145
Oh, man, this broad
must be from Brooklyn.
396
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,149
Come on. Don't stop.
397
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:37,985
Shh.
398
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,822
Hey, Cherry,
break the window.
399
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,332
What's going on,
you motherfuckers?
400
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,625
I'll kill you white boys.
401
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,126
What the hell was that?
402
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,754
We didn't know she was your
wife. Besides, it wasn't me.
403
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,839
It was him.
I was just watching.
404
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,549
You're both dead men.
405
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,301
What's this bullshit?
406
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,136
I'll kill you all.
No!
407
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,138
No! No!
Look out, Tommy!
408
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,975
Look out!
409
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:19,944
Oh, shit!
410
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,413
Oh, shit!
This way, Meat!
411
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:33,916
Meat, this way.
This way. Run. Run.
412
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,095
You sons of bitches.
413
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,557
Wait. Wait.
Meat's still running.
414
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,142
Come on.
Let's get him, fellas.
415
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:53,144
You're right.
Come on, let's go.
416
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:10,036
Slow night.
417
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,413
Don't worry.
That'll change soon enough.
418
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,506
What did I tell you?
419
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,182
Can't wait to
hear this story.
420
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,268
I think I know that kid.
421
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,770
Pee Wee Morris.
422
00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:37,355
The basketball player?
423
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,357
A friend of Mickey's,
my brother.
424
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,275
Well, what should we do?
425
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,736
Pull him over.
426
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,287
Okay, pull over.
427
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,293
Okay, let me see
your driver's license.
428
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:08,469
How's it going, Timmy?
429
00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:12,473
Hey, Jarvis, I got something you
could blow on, you know?
430
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,144
Hey, Mick, it's your brother.
431
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,778
I got something you guys lost
in the Everglades.
432
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,991
You bastards,
you left me out there.
433
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,369
Hell, Pee Wee. We thought
you ran all the way home.
434
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:34,703
If we hadn't seen him,
he would have.
435
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,122
Oh, funny, a brother act.
436
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,290
Tommy,
where are my clothes?
437
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,292
They're in my car.
438
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:44,255
Hey, stop it, Meat. Come on.
Come on, there's girls.
439
00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:48,092
Cindy and I are bringing the kids
over on Sunday. I'll see you then.
440
00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:49,593
All right.
441
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:02,690
Get rid of the beer,
Cavanaugh.
442
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,361
I'm sorry about that,
Officer Jarvis.
443
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,370
See you later, boys.
444
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,259
Tim, you get
your ass over here!
445
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,846
Ginny, why don't you
and the girls go inside?
446
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:36,807
Yes, sir?
447
00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:38,893
I heard you run tail ass
from some nigger tonight.
448
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:40,936
No, no, we...
What's that, boy?
449
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,229
Who is this guy?
450
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:43,564
Tim's old man.
451
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,566
He just got out of prison.
452
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:48,444
You get your ass on home, boy!
Now!
453
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,387
Should've left him
there the last time.
454
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,680
What was he in for?
455
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:18,140
Manslaughter.
Killed a guy in a fight.
456
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,518
Tore his ear off
with his bare hands.
457
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:24,563
Guess my old man's not
such a bad guy after all.
458
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,527
Hey, what are you looking
so glum about, Pee Wee?
459
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,820
Look, man, this is getting
serious. I gotta get laid.
460
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:34,323
I go more than a couple weeks,
I start to get jittery.
461
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:35,741
In that case, you're due
for a nervous breakdown.
462
00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:37,701
Oh, funny, Tommy.
Real funny.
463
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,788
I don't know what can we do. If
he strikes out with Wendy Williams,
464
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,122
there's nothing
left but ham hocks.
465
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:43,457
Pee Wee's tired
of ham hocks.
466
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,709
Maybe there's some
horny midget out there
467
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,753
just eating her heart out
waiting for Pee Wee.
468
00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:49,171
Come on, Meat,
I'm serious.
469
00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:50,673
I'm just trying to help.
470
00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:52,716
What we need here
is some professional help.
471
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:53,968
What are you
talking about?
472
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:55,302
Porky's.
473
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,680
Come on, Jarvis,
don't start that stuff again.
474
00:25:57,764 --> 00:25:59,682
You crazy?
You'll get your throat slit.
475
00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:02,184
Oh, man. All you gotta do
is know how to operate.
476
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:03,435
Porky is a badass redneck.
477
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,687
Right.
478
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,230
You guys don't know
how to talk redneck.
479
00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:07,773
Porky is a businessman.
480
00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:10,859
Now, listen, he just imported
this whole load of Cuban broads.
481
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:11,986
They're fantastic.
482
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,070
And how do you know?
483
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:14,738
I got my sources, Turner.
Now, he's got
484
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,323
this room upstairs
called Porky's Pen.
485
00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:18,117
You can party with
these Cuban dancers
486
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:20,703
as long as you let 'em know
you know what you're doing.
487
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:22,705
You sure?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
488
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:24,039
Let's go now.
489
00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:25,457
We got a game tomorrow.
490
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:26,750
We need about 30 bucks apiece.
491
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,085
30 bucks?
492
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:30,671
Yeah, but anything goes. We can
go Friday night after the game.
493
00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:34,133
It's 70 miles out in the Everglades.
We got a game Saturday night.
494
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:36,719
What do you say,
Turner?
495
00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,013
Meat?
496
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,600
Well, you know my motto,
497
00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:44,727
"Give me pussy
or give me death. "
498
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,520
Damn, there's my boy.
499
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:48,397
You know,
I never had any Cuban pussy.
500
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:50,899
Right, Pee Wee.
Right.
501
00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:53,736
"For the man who
really measures up. "
502
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,112
What is that?
503
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,447
Something for Pee Wee.
504
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:57,823
Where did you get it?
505
00:26:57,907 --> 00:26:59,325
This place in Miami.
506
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,868
Oh, look at that.
507
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:02,036
You're kidding me.
508
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:03,203
It's perfect.
509
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,456
It looks like King Kong's
rubber. What's it for?
510
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:06,582
It's for Pee Wee.
You like it?
511
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,791
I like it...
512
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:09,335
Turner.
513
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:11,920
Hi, Pee Wee.
514
00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:15,674
Okay, what
did you do now, Pee Wee?
515
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,802
This little jerk
put Bengay on my jock strap.
516
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,722
You should've seen him
hopping around like the Easter bunny.
517
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:24,058
Funny, huh? Who looks
like the Easter bunny now?
518
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,477
Hey, Pee Wee.
519
00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:29,897
What do you want?
I got something for you.
520
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,732
For me? What is it?
521
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:33,567
It's kind of like a trophy.
522
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,569
A trophy?
What are you talking about?
523
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,571
A trophy for you,
my little Pee Wee.
524
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:39,573
All right, a trophy.
What for?
525
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:43,160
For being the biggest dickhead
I ever went out with.
526
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,999
Watch your jock, Tommy.
Watch your jock.
527
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,880
Get 'em.
528
00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:00,052
Here you go, Meat. You
can use that for a spare.
529
00:28:00,136 --> 00:28:01,428
Give me a break,
will you, Turner?
530
00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:02,846
Oh, Jesus.
531
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,848
Give it to me.
532
00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:06,392
Pee Wee,
you love it, and you know it.
533
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,893
Wendy, I will get you.
534
00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,978
You had your chance.
535
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:17,361
You know, Pee Wee,
you never looked so good.
536
00:28:17,445 --> 00:28:19,780
Nice face, Wendy.
Get out of here.
537
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:23,951
Come on, girls.
Don't be shy.
538
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,369
Go for it!
539
00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:28,706
You love it.
540
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,542
Oh. Oh, they love it.
541
00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,377
Tommy!
542
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:34,878
Tommy...
543
00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:43,387
Shh.
544
00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:58,235
"Your ass is mine, "
says Kong.
545
00:28:58,319 --> 00:28:59,903
No shit,
Sherlock.
546
00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:01,613
Turner,
you're dead.
547
00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:10,372
Great defense,
Miss Cavanaugh.
548
00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:12,666
And you thought
Jews were just smart.
549
00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:14,960
Turner,
I wanna talk to you.
550
00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:17,838
Get in there, Young.
551
00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:20,174
Bye.
552
00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:24,720
Oh, damn.
Oh, God.
553
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:28,015
Well, any luck?
554
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:31,393
We been out twice.
Zero, man, zilch.
555
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:33,353
That girl wants to
be loved for her mind.
556
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,607
Man, you are driving
me nuts with this howling bit.
557
00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:40,402
Now, what the hell does
it mean? Come on, Fred.
558
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:41,987
Up there, Roy.
559
00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:45,407
Just get her up there and all
things shall be made clear.
560
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,284
You're pulling my chain, Fred.
The girl's a virgin.
561
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:48,535
Yeah?
Yeah.
562
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,370
And the pope is Jewish.
563
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,916
All right, so how do I get her up
there, put a rope around her neck?
564
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,126
Put handcuffs on her?
565
00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:58,420
Guile, charm, persuasion.
566
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:02,591
And if that doesn't work,
just ask her.
567
00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:09,848
So what happened?
Two days' suspension?
568
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,643
Two games and 2,000 laps.
You're kidding.
569
00:30:12,727 --> 00:30:15,187
I'm going to nail her fat ass.
570
00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:22,736
Hey,
chief, what the hell is this?
571
00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,488
Sheriff's office.
572
00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:27,074
Sheriff of Wallacetown?
Where the hell's Wallacetown?
573
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:29,243
You're looking at it. It's
just Porky's storm troopers.
574
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:30,744
Porky Wallace, get it?
575
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:32,329
Hey, get this.
576
00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:42,422
Come on, man. Let's go.
577
00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:48,428
Take your time, mister.
578
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,688
Look at this pig.
579
00:30:57,772 --> 00:30:59,106
The Pigmobile.
580
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:00,566
It's got a pink interior.
581
00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:03,277
All right, let's go.
582
00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:04,486
All right, studs.
Everyone got their I. D. ?
583
00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:05,654
Yeah, right here.
584
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:06,864
I got mine.
585
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,949
Oh, look at this one.
586
00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,536
I left my I. D. at home.
587
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:15,247
Every time we go somewhere,
you find some way to fuck it up.
588
00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:17,374
It's okay, Pee Wee.
We'll take your word for it.
589
00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:18,542
Just stand up straight.
590
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:19,751
We shouldn't have
brought him along.
591
00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:21,753
I didn't do it on purpose.
Well, fuck you.
592
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:23,755
Will you all knock it off?
593
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,757
Jesus. Meat,
give Pee Wee your I. D.
594
00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:27,843
What good is it gonna do?
It's got my picture.
595
00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:30,304
That's all right. You guys could
be twins. Got any other cards?
596
00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:31,430
Here, use this one.
597
00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:32,556
That's my Bible school card.
598
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,141
Yeah, who'd believe
a guy with a Bible
599
00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:35,684
school card would
lie about his age?
600
00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:37,227
Just act cool.
Think you can handle that?
601
00:31:37,353 --> 00:31:38,854
Yeah, sure.
602
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:42,065
Act like you come here all
the time, but don't overdo it.
603
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,191
I won't overdo it.
604
00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:44,276
Let's go.
605
00:31:58,499 --> 00:31:59,917
Yeah, okay.
606
00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,669
It's been a couple years
since I been to the old joint.
607
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:06,214
Yeah, for sure, a regular. Just
stop talking and start drinking.
608
00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:09,301
Hey, how's Porky?
I haven't seen old Porky...
609
00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:15,849
Holy shit.
It's a pussy stampede.
610
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,358
Come on, tiger.
Let's go get 'em.
611
00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,039
What do you want, a beer?
612
00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,958
Yeah, a beer.
A beer would be good.
613
00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:52,928
That's a buck.
614
00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:54,471
I'll take care of this.
615
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,642
A buck apiece.
616
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,108
Wanna take a peek?
617
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:07,693
Yeah. Yeah.
618
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:09,319
Two.
619
00:33:09,445 --> 00:33:11,029
Yeah, let's see 'em both.
620
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,325
That means it'll cost you
two bucks to see 'em, stupid.
621
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:19,413
Oh, shit, I knew that. I'm just
trying to have fun with the broad.
622
00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:30,716
This broad's hot.
She's really hot.
623
00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:40,267
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
624
00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:53,280
Hey, Pee Wee.
625
00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:56,408
Get off! Meat!
626
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:00,996
Way to go, tiger.
627
00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:02,456
You sure took care of
those guys, Pee Wee.
628
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:03,999
Jesus, what the hell was that?
629
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,043
The guy tried to muff dive
one of the strippers.
630
00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:09,212
Damn good shot though.
He stuck his nose right in it.
631
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,548
Oh, Mickey.
632
00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:13,550
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
633
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,138
All right.
634
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:27,314
It's your night, tiger.
Pick the one you want.
635
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:33,361
I'll take care of it.
I'll take care of it.
636
00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:34,863
Barkeep,
I'd like to talk to Porky.
637
00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:36,406
Porky's busy.
638
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,408
He ain't too busy for
what I wanna talk about.
639
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,577
I wanna pay for some pussy.
640
00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:41,787
Pay me.
641
00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,163
I wanna talk to Porky.
642
00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:48,126
Okay, if that's what you want.
643
00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:53,507
See, you just gotta show him
who's boss, right?
644
00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:55,592
Now, sit here...
645
00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:57,177
In a minute, darlin'.
646
00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:59,387
Now, sit here and do nothing.
Don't buy any drinks.
647
00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:00,722
Their racket is
getting you to buy
648
00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:02,015
these broads
overpriced drinks.
649
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:05,519
No kidding.
Hey, Mickey. Porky.
650
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:17,280
Who's asking to see me?
651
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:18,323
Well...
652
00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:20,283
Mr. Porky, I am.
653
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:21,701
What do you want?
654
00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:23,120
Well, Mr. Porky,
655
00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:25,539
my friends and I here would like
to party with five of your girls
656
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:27,707
upstairs in Porky's Pen.
657
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,209
You want five of my
piglets up in the pen?
658
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:30,794
Yes, sir.
659
00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:32,129
For how long?
660
00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:33,463
An hour.
661
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:34,881
What do you got to spend,
bottle caps?
662
00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:36,299
A hundred bucks.
663
00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:39,928
Oh. A hundred dollars
for five ladies, huh?
664
00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,347
Go home,
snot-nose.
665
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:43,640
Hey, Porky, wait a minute.
666
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:45,350
Mr. Porky.
667
00:35:45,434 --> 00:35:47,561
How many girls can
we have for $100?
668
00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:50,605
There's five of you,
right?
669
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,399
That's a lot of horny dicks.
670
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,734
Give you two girls for an hour
or three girls for a half hour.
671
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,027
That's all?
672
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,404
Hey, nobody's forcing you.
673
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:59,072
Now, it's a long ride
back home,
674
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,782
and it's even longer
with a hard-on.
675
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,784
Okay, we'll take
three for 30 minutes.
676
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,328
Okay. Pick out
what you want.
677
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:10,834
Her, her in the...
Oh, and her.
678
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:14,087
Hey, that's cash in advance.
679
00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:16,298
No, Mick.
680
00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,843
Hey, you, that's the
only way I do business.
681
00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:21,678
Okay, okay, no problem.
I've got it right here.
682
00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:24,639
Here's 20, 40, 50, 60...
683
00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:26,850
Not me. You pay the bartender,
you ridiculous dude.
684
00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:30,687
And if any of you guys get out
of line with any of my girls,
685
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:32,606
I personally am
gonna kick your candied
686
00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,566
asses all the way
back to Angel Beach.
687
00:36:34,650 --> 00:36:35,525
You hear me?
688
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:36,610
Yes, sir.
689
00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:40,363
See that doorway over there?
You step in there, and you wait.
690
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:43,116
Now, it's gonna be dark. I
don't want you to be surprised.
691
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,660
Wait a minute.
What's this bullshit about?
692
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,662
This bullshit is you're
a pack of underage kids
693
00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:50,040
and I don't want
my liquor license revoked.
694
00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,876
The sheriff out here
happens to be a badass mother.
695
00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:59,049
I don't want nobody to see none
of you with any of my girls.
696
00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:02,219
That's the back
way up to the pen.
697
00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:06,306
Go through the door
and wait for a knock.
698
00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:09,559
You talking about
that door over there?
699
00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:10,685
That door.
700
00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:13,396
Wait for a knock, step through
another door, and you're in.
701
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:17,317
And the girls will be
in there waiting for you.
702
00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:18,526
You like that, kid?
703
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:19,778
Yeah.
704
00:37:19,862 --> 00:37:23,323
I'm gonna give you
a night to remember.
705
00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:26,076
You little piece of shit.
706
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:37,045
Did you see those
broads, you guys? They are really hot.
707
00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:39,047
Remember, they're
paid to be hot, Casanova.
708
00:37:39,131 --> 00:37:41,758
I don't like this one
bit. I think we're being had.
709
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:43,760
No sweat, Tim.
It's under control.
710
00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:45,762
I can smell pussy
behind that door.
711
00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:48,348
I can't feel any
door. See, I knew it.
712
00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:50,392
Are you ready, boys?
713
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,519
Hell, yeah.
We're ready, Porky.
714
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:55,146
Are you sure you're ready?
715
00:37:55,231 --> 00:37:57,774
Yeah, come on. Let's go.
716
00:37:57,858 --> 00:38:01,194
Okay, here comes
your night to remember.
717
00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:07,909
Goddamn it!
718
00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:09,411
I'm drowning! I'm drowning!
719
00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:10,954
It's only two feet deep.
720
00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:13,123
Watch out, there
might be alligators down there.
721
00:38:13,207 --> 00:38:15,458
Everything's under
control, huh? Mr. Big Shot.
722
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:17,627
Mickey,
you promised to get me laid.
723
00:38:17,753 --> 00:38:19,796
You're a horseshit procurer.
724
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,381
Procurer what?
We're out 20 bucks apiece.
725
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,008
I'll take care of this.
726
00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:25,302
Set 'em up,
bartender.
727
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,345
Whatever they want.
728
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,685
Shut the fuck up!
729
00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:36,396
I want to see Porky,
and I want to see him now!
730
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,149
Get that piece of
pig shit out here!
731
00:38:41,902 --> 00:38:44,070
How was the pussy, boys?
732
00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:51,161
I want a piece
of your fat ass.
733
00:38:51,245 --> 00:38:54,664
Sure, you do. Let's step
outside. We don't want to ruin...
734
00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:57,208
Fine with me, fat man.
735
00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:04,382
Mickey, look, I don't mind you
being stupid, but this is crazy.
736
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:06,468
Get out of here!
Move it!
737
00:39:08,971 --> 00:39:10,930
Shit!
738
00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:16,019
Go on
back to your own damn town.
739
00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,490
Hold it.
740
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:32,202
Hold it.
741
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:37,499
You better
fucking freeze, buster!
742
00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,296
What's going on here, Pork?
743
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,631
I was giving
the old place an enema
744
00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:47,384
and this pile of shit come
floating up to the surface. Hey.
745
00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:50,762
Shut up, boy.
Just shut up.
746
00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:56,351
Well, it looks
like to me we got
747
00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:58,478
five Angel Beach
assholes here.
748
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:02,357
Yes, sir.
749
00:40:02,441 --> 00:40:05,610
Five walking, talking rectums.
750
00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:10,156
Where's your car, boy?
751
00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:12,200
Right there.
752
00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:17,539
You from Seward County?
753
00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:19,249
Yeah.
754
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,334
I don't know much about
the laws in Seward County
755
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:24,129
but we got laws here about
driving with busted headlights.
756
00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:26,756
I don't have
a busted headlight.
757
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,384
Don't have
a busted headlight?
758
00:40:29,468 --> 00:40:31,386
Shit!
759
00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:35,849
That's a $35 fine. Thirty-five
bucks or a night in jail.
760
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:39,727
Shit. I got 15 bucks.
761
00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,146
I got five.
762
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,564
You got five?
You got 15, huh?
763
00:40:42,648 --> 00:40:43,648
I got 12.
764
00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:44,774
I think I got three.
765
00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:46,025
Watch this.
766
00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:50,196
Goddamn it!
767
00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:54,576
You got a busted taillight
too. That's 20 more dollars.
768
00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:55,785
Can you cover it?
769
00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:57,036
I got 10.
770
00:40:57,121 --> 00:41:00,290
Give it to me.
Give me all you got.
771
00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:08,465
I guess I can show
a little leniency for
772
00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:10,425
first offenders.
What do you say, Pork?
773
00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:12,594
Should I give these
nice lads a break?
774
00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:15,054
Oh, they seem
like a nice bunch
775
00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:17,599
of clean-cut
Angel Beach pussies.
776
00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:21,936
A little smelly. Yeah, give
'em a break.
777
00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:25,023
You heard the man.
778
00:41:25,107 --> 00:41:27,066
You get your
candy asses back over
779
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:29,194
to Seward County and
you keep 'em there.
780
00:41:29,278 --> 00:41:32,989
This here's a man's county.
Go on, get the fuck out.
781
00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:35,825
Go on. Go on.
782
00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:41,748
Go on. Here we go.
783
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:45,335
Here we go.
Go on home now.
784
00:41:45,419 --> 00:41:47,337
I don't think
they'll be coming back.
785
00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:50,256
Let's go back inside.
786
00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:59,641
The worst thing is
you guys are out 100 bucks.
787
00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:02,143
This is just the kind of thing
you write off.
788
00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:04,145
Again?
I got it last time.
789
00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,147
Great.
790
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:08,233
Mick, I'm telling you,
they're bad mothers.
791
00:42:09,109 --> 00:42:10,443
I'm going back
to get that pig.
792
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,612
Yeah, right, Mick.
793
00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:14,030
Yeah, Meat!
794
00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:15,615
Mickey, are you crazy?
795
00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:20,912
Trying to be a big man?
796
00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:23,540
Forget it, okay?
We lost. Come on.
797
00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:26,668
What do you think this is? What are
you, a tough guy or something, huh?
798
00:42:26,752 --> 00:42:28,586
Evening, Morris.
Howdy.
799
00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:31,631
You don't look too
terrific tonight, brother.
800
00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:32,757
I'm okay.
801
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,552
I understand you tried
to butt heads with Porky.
802
00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:37,595
I'd have whipped him if it
hadn't been for that sheriff.
803
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,014
You know something? That
scumbag sheriff sided with Porky.
804
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:42,350
Yeah, well, that scumbag
sheriff is Porky's brother.
805
00:42:42,434 --> 00:42:44,352
What? Shit.
806
00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:45,478
Just great.
807
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:46,729
Now, just where
were you headed?
808
00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:48,731
Back to Porky's.
809
00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,275
Listen, Junior,
you go back and he kicks
810
00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:51,901
your ass again,
what you gonna do?
811
00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:54,153
Go back. Just keep going back.
812
00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:58,366
This guy's dangerous. I mean,
he's playing around with you now,
813
00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:02,245
but he's gonna get tired of you,
then he's gonna hurt you bad.
814
00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:07,292
Am I gonna have to
take you home myself?
815
00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,377
All right, I'm going home.
816
00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:11,504
Good night.
817
00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:19,554
Redneck.
818
00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:21,848
Do you think he's
really going back?
819
00:43:22,057 --> 00:43:23,558
It runs in the family,
I'm afraid.
820
00:43:23,642 --> 00:43:24,892
What's up?
821
00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:26,561
He wanted to go after Porky.
822
00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:30,315
Just hope he
lives to outgrow it.
823
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:44,329
The girls are waiting,
Miss Honeywell.
824
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:00,720
How's Lassie?
825
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,472
Lassie's fine.
826
00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:05,183
She's still a virgin,
but she's fine.
827
00:44:05,267 --> 00:44:07,310
You, on the other hand,
are gonna be dead
828
00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:10,146
if you don't tell me
why they call her Lassie.
829
00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:30,124
Cavanaugh, you get
wiped out by that kick every time.
830
00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:32,126
When are you gonna learn, son?
831
00:44:32,211 --> 00:44:35,046
All right, give me number six.
832
00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:46,349
Cavanaugh, get off the floor.
833
00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:48,017
It was an accident, Coach.
834
00:44:48,143 --> 00:44:49,686
Bullshit.
That was no accident.
835
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:53,064
Now, get off the floor now.
You're suspended indefinitely.
836
00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:56,693
Nobody who plays like that
plays for me. Move.
837
00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:01,364
You all right, son?
838
00:45:02,282 --> 00:45:04,283
Yeah.
839
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:20,466
Anybody wanna go fly a kite
with me tonight?
840
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:24,262
I think it's great weather
for flying kites.
841
00:45:24,346 --> 00:45:28,307
I wonder if there are any
kites around here we can fly.
842
00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:30,810
Hey, listen, Cavanaugh.
843
00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:33,104
It's not "kites. "
844
00:45:33,188 --> 00:45:37,650
It's "kike. "
K- I-K-E. Kike.
845
00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:41,738
You know, you're too stupid
to even be a good bigot.
846
00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:43,322
Behind the gym,
Jew boy.
847
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:46,117
As soon as the coaches
are gone, Jew boy.
848
00:45:46,535 --> 00:45:48,244
Suit yourself.
849
00:45:57,212 --> 00:45:59,213
Asshole.
850
00:46:22,696 --> 00:46:24,739
Shoot. This guy's a ringer.
851
00:46:24,823 --> 00:46:25,907
Yeah.
852
00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:32,413
Get him, Tim!
853
00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:33,998
Come on, Timmy!
854
00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:38,628
Nice move, Tim.
855
00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:41,798
Get him, Tim.
856
00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:46,219
Get him, Timmy.
857
00:46:49,014 --> 00:46:51,057
Ow. Geez.
858
00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:58,147
All right, Tim, that's enough.
Knock it off! Knock it off!
859
00:46:58,273 --> 00:47:01,984
That's enough. All right!
It's over! Let me go!
860
00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:04,403
All right, shake hands.
861
00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:06,781
Go on.
862
00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:18,584
How did you learn
to fight like that?
863
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,711
Listen, when you're Jewish,
you either
864
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,839
learn to fight or
you take a lot of shit.
865
00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:24,966
I don't like to take shit,
866
00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:27,969
so I learned how to box, and
I studied a little jujitsu.
867
00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:29,971
That Japanese stuff, right?
Yeah.
868
00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:32,098
How often have
you had to use it?
869
00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:34,225
Well, this was the first time.
870
00:47:34,309 --> 00:47:36,352
Were you sure
you'd remember how?
871
00:47:36,478 --> 00:47:38,563
Well, I was hoping.
872
00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:43,025
Look, Brian,
Tim's our buddy,
873
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:46,612
but you gotta understand
he's got problems.
874
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:47,738
Yeah, I noticed.
875
00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:49,949
See, it's real easy for him
to take it all out on you,
876
00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:51,951
'cause he thinks
you're putting him down.
877
00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:54,120
He's not a bad guy.
878
00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:56,330
He's a prick.
879
00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:01,502
You're right.
He's a prick.
880
00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:02,879
He's a schmuck.
881
00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:04,088
What?
882
00:48:04,172 --> 00:48:05,464
A schmuck.
883
00:48:05,674 --> 00:48:08,009
That's Jewish
for prick, right?
884
00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,344
Yeah, sort of.
885
00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:11,929
Yeah, well.
886
00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:14,432
Anyway, even though
he's a schmuck,
887
00:48:14,516 --> 00:48:17,518
and we don't like
everything he does,
888
00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:18,895
but he's still
our buddy, you know?
889
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:20,313
Yeah.
890
00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:23,649
I understand.
891
00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:27,486
Well, listen,
I got to go.
892
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:28,779
Yeah.
893
00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:30,239
See you guys later.
894
00:48:30,324 --> 00:48:31,574
Take it easy, Brian.
895
00:48:31,658 --> 00:48:33,367
So long, Brian.
896
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,386
This is great.
I'm gonna get her.
897
00:48:52,471 --> 00:48:54,597
This is great.
It's great, Meat. It's great.
898
00:48:55,682 --> 00:48:57,475
I know I got her.
899
00:49:00,687 --> 00:49:02,271
Wendy, hon,
would you get that for me?
900
00:49:02,397 --> 00:49:04,023
You got it.
901
00:49:14,993 --> 00:49:16,327
Deadbeats.
902
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:17,787
Hello. Hi.
903
00:49:17,871 --> 00:49:21,248
I'm looking for a friend of
mine. He's supposed to be there.
904
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:23,000
What's his name?
905
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,794
His name's Michael Hunt.
906
00:49:28,131 --> 00:49:30,049
Mike, Mike. Yes, Mike.
907
00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,134
Mike Hunt?
Okay, just hang on a minute.
908
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:33,302
Is Mike Hunt here?
909
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,102
Is Mike Hunt here?
910
00:49:45,607 --> 00:49:47,566
Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
911
00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:53,197
Practically everybody in town,
from what I heard.
912
00:49:54,032 --> 00:49:56,951
Hey, Frank, ask one of the car
hops if Mike Hunt's outside.
913
00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:02,039
Telephone call for Mike Hunt.
914
00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:03,916
I got her! I got her!
915
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,502
Is Mike Hunt
in the parking lot?
916
00:50:06,586 --> 00:50:09,714
Is Mike Hunt in
the parking lot?
917
00:50:10,757 --> 00:50:12,758
Do you know Mike...
918
00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:19,181
Got her, Tommy.
919
00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:21,183
Pee Wee,
I'm gonna get you.
920
00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:23,853
You little prick...
921
00:50:23,937 --> 00:50:25,980
And I mean that literally.
922
00:50:36,491 --> 00:50:38,409
Where you goin', kiddo?
923
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,716
Yeah.
924
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,384
Billy,
what's wrong with Meat?
925
00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:56,635
I thought he didn't drink.
926
00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:57,970
Well, he doesn't,
927
00:50:58,096 --> 00:51:00,556
but he just found out today he
got turned down by Princeton.
928
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:01,766
Princeton sucks!
929
00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:03,059
Yeah.
Princeton?
930
00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:04,226
It sucks!
931
00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:07,563
I thought he had scholarship
offers from 60 other colleges.
932
00:51:07,647 --> 00:51:09,565
Yeah, he does,
but for some reason,
933
00:51:09,649 --> 00:51:11,609
he had his heart
set on Princeton.
934
00:51:11,693 --> 00:51:14,612
This chili tastes
like shit!
935
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,410
Oh, shit.
936
00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:25,664
Pee Wee, would you get me some
sugar from the end of the counter?
937
00:51:28,835 --> 00:51:30,586
That boy been drinkin'?
938
00:51:30,670 --> 00:51:34,090
No sir, Officer.
Our friend is a diabetic.
939
00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:36,092
Thank you, Edward,
for bringing Anthony some sugar.
940
00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:38,677
How many cubes of sugar
does your cousin require
941
00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:40,679
when he's had
too much insulin?
942
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,851
Two cubes of sugar
943
00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:49,021
usually is enough
to bring Anthony around.
944
00:51:52,609 --> 00:51:54,902
Oh, feel better now, huh?
945
00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:57,655
Oh, geez!
946
00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:10,251
Gee,
947
00:52:10,335 --> 00:52:13,212
I've never seen anybody drown
in a bowl of chili before.
948
00:52:15,882 --> 00:52:17,007
Me neither.
I wouldn't even know
949
00:52:17,092 --> 00:52:19,009
how to fill out
the forms on that.
950
00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:22,263
Yeah, you're right.
It would be a lot of hassle.
951
00:52:22,347 --> 00:52:24,181
I guess we better save him.
952
00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:26,142
Yeah, I guess we better.
953
00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:32,189
You know, I'm not a doctor,
954
00:52:32,274 --> 00:52:34,316
but I could swear
this youngster's inebriated.
955
00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:35,484
Oh, no, Officer.
956
00:52:35,610 --> 00:52:36,694
Not at all. Not at all.
957
00:52:36,778 --> 00:52:40,781
Well, now, if you guys
say he's a diabetic, okay,
958
00:52:40,866 --> 00:52:42,783
but if we find out he's drunk,
959
00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:44,910
we're gonna book the whole
lot of you as accessories.
960
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:48,414
He's smashed. The son of a
bitch does it all the time.
961
00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:56,422
Officer, excuse me,
but I couldn't help
962
00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:58,799
but notice
what's been happening.
963
00:52:58,884 --> 00:52:59,925
And who are you?
964
00:53:00,051 --> 00:53:01,093
Oh, just a bystander.
965
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:03,095
Brian Schwartz is my name.
Brian.
966
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,097
I don't know if
this is important,
967
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:07,099
but I overheard
this poor fellow saying
968
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:09,101
that the reason he'd
gotten drunk tonight
969
00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:11,937
is that his girlfriend
had just broken up with him.
970
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:15,357
Now, tell me, gentlemen, wouldn't
you be likely to toss down a few
971
00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:18,194
if the woman you love
turned her back on you?
972
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:21,572
If my wife left
me, I'd get drunk for joy.
973
00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:26,535
All right. Get him out of here
and get him home. Now.
974
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:28,037
Thank you, Officer.
975
00:53:28,121 --> 00:53:29,580
Thank you. Will do.
976
00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:33,292
Oh.
977
00:53:36,129 --> 00:53:38,130
You're one smooth mother,
Schwartz.
978
00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:40,257
Well, you do what you can.
979
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:46,597
It's Mickey.
980
00:53:46,681 --> 00:53:48,599
Porky's.
Oh, Jesus.
981
00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:50,809
Here we go again.
982
00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,234
Holy shit!
983
00:53:58,318 --> 00:53:59,652
Holy shit.
984
00:54:00,987 --> 00:54:02,071
Did you whip him?
985
00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:03,322
Hell, yes.
986
00:54:03,490 --> 00:54:06,408
I used my face to break
the son of a bitch's hand.
987
00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:13,666
Pee Wee,
you better go call Ted.
988
00:54:14,876 --> 00:54:16,585
I don't feel so good.
989
00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:17,711
I hate to do this,
990
00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:19,713
but we better get
him to a hospital.
991
00:54:19,798 --> 00:54:21,715
All right. I'll get my car.
Hospital? Hospital?
992
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,759
Mickey. Mickey,
where you going?
993
00:54:23,843 --> 00:54:26,929
I'm goin' home, you son of
a bitch, what do you think?
994
00:54:27,847 --> 00:54:30,808
Don't worry, old buddy.
I learned my lesson.
995
00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:41,944
We're gonna have
to babysit with him.
996
00:54:42,028 --> 00:54:43,988
That won't stop him.
997
00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:07,761
Did you see
Timmy's face?
998
00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:09,888
Yeah, we saw it.
999
00:55:11,224 --> 00:55:13,225
Shorts, shirt...
1000
00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:16,478
You really worked him over,
didn't you, Schwartz?
1001
00:55:17,022 --> 00:55:19,148
Hey, I didn't do that.
I hardly touched his face.
1002
00:55:19,232 --> 00:55:21,483
Just a few little jabs.
I couldn't have done that.
1003
00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:22,901
You didn't do it.
1004
00:55:23,028 --> 00:55:24,320
Well, what happened?
1005
00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:25,821
His old man.
1006
00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,741
His father? Why?
1007
00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:32,244
'Cause he got into a fight
with a Jew, and he lost.
1008
00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:52,056
Coach, can I talk to you
about Cavanaugh?
1009
00:55:58,104 --> 00:55:59,063
Oh, come on, Lynn.
1010
00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:00,147
Oh, Brackett.
1011
00:56:00,231 --> 00:56:02,191
Brackett, you know
I don't go all the way.
1012
00:56:02,275 --> 00:56:04,193
Who said anything
about going all the way?
1013
00:56:04,277 --> 00:56:06,487
We're just gonna go up
and have a cup of coffee
1014
00:56:06,571 --> 00:56:08,489
in the equipment room.
No!
1015
00:56:08,573 --> 00:56:10,491
Come on, Lynn.
No, no, no, no.
1016
00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:13,118
Tell you a little secret.
1017
00:56:15,246 --> 00:56:17,331
I already know that.
1018
00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:19,625
Miss Honeywell,
do you mind?
1019
00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:22,252
Do I mind what?
1020
00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:24,296
It's disgusting.
1021
00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:27,091
The two of you
1022
00:56:27,175 --> 00:56:31,136
squirming about
like a pair of eels in heat.
1023
00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:32,388
You're a disgrace.
1024
00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:35,015
Yeah? Well, it sure beats
stomping and waddling around
1025
00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:37,059
like a frigid hippopotamus,
Beulah.
1026
00:56:37,143 --> 00:56:38,769
What did you call me?
1027
00:56:38,853 --> 00:56:42,773
Beulah. Beulah "Balbreaker. "
1028
00:56:42,857 --> 00:56:45,359
Who do you think
you're talking to?
1029
00:56:45,443 --> 00:56:47,403
If I heard
a hurdy-gurdy playing,
1030
00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:50,114
I'd think I was talking
to the fat lady in the circus,
1031
00:56:50,198 --> 00:56:53,033
but as it is, I guess I'm
talking to a ton of bad news
1032
00:56:53,118 --> 00:56:55,953
named Beulah, Beulah, Beulah!
1033
00:56:56,037 --> 00:56:57,037
Look, ladies,
I don't...
1034
00:56:57,122 --> 00:56:58,288
You butt out.
1035
00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:01,291
Moral turpitude.
1036
00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:02,668
What?
1037
00:57:02,836 --> 00:57:04,128
Moral turpitude!
1038
00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:07,297
Read your contract,
Miss Honeywell.
1039
00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:11,260
I'll have you fired
for moral turpitude.
1040
00:57:11,344 --> 00:57:13,345
You can take
your moral turpitude
1041
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:16,432
and you can stick it
up the old gazoo, Beulah.
1042
00:57:17,892 --> 00:57:19,810
Gee, Lynn,
I don't know.
1043
00:57:19,894 --> 00:57:21,353
"Moral turpitude. "
1044
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:22,729
Oh, come on.
1045
00:57:24,899 --> 00:57:26,275
All right, Brian.
1046
00:57:26,359 --> 00:57:27,776
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1047
00:57:30,738 --> 00:57:32,656
I'll talk
to Coach Goodenough.
1048
00:57:32,740 --> 00:57:33,866
I appreciate that.
1049
00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:35,075
But don't expect too much.
1050
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,661
Now come on.
We're late for practice.
1051
00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,753
Oh!
1052
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,757
Oh, smell.
1053
00:57:54,804 --> 00:57:57,055
Oh, smell that air.
1054
00:57:57,849 --> 00:57:59,892
Mmm! Oh, boy.
1055
00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:02,102
Oh, boy.
1056
00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:07,024
The boys' locker room
always turned me on.
1057
00:58:07,108 --> 00:58:08,150
Really?
1058
00:58:09,110 --> 00:58:10,235
Yeah.
1059
00:58:10,403 --> 00:58:11,528
Yeah?
1060
00:58:12,238 --> 00:58:14,072
Yeah!
1061
00:58:15,700 --> 00:58:16,700
Yeah.
1062
00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:21,038
Yeah! Whoo!
1063
00:58:22,081 --> 00:58:23,457
Oh!
1064
00:58:30,256 --> 00:58:33,133
I mean, it turns me on.
It always has.
1065
00:58:33,218 --> 00:58:34,259
I don't know why.
1066
00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:35,344
Well, that's really
interesting, Lynn,
1067
00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:36,595
but why don't you
give me a hand here.
1068
00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:37,846
I mean,
1069
00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:40,516
it always turned me
on and I really...
1070
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,767
I don't know why.
1071
00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:43,060
Who cares?
1072
00:58:52,111 --> 00:58:53,529
Why do they...
1073
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:56,031
Why do they
call you Lassie?
1074
00:58:57,325 --> 00:59:00,202
Oh, I don't...
1075
00:59:00,286 --> 00:59:03,872
Don't... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
1076
00:59:13,466 --> 00:59:16,051
What in the world...
1077
00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:30,357
Come on,
Lynn. Time out. Time out.
1078
00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,575
Come on, guys.
1079
00:59:40,743 --> 00:59:43,078
Lynn. Lynn, Lynn!
1080
00:59:43,162 --> 00:59:45,122
Ow! Be quiet.
Shh, shh, shh.
1081
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,791
Ow! Shh, shh, shh.
1082
00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:49,626
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
1083
00:59:56,634 --> 00:59:57,843
Yeah.
1084
00:59:57,969 --> 00:59:59,177
Oh, yes.
1085
00:59:59,262 --> 01:00:01,888
Yes! Yes.
1086
01:00:02,307 --> 01:00:04,224
Yes.
Yes.
1087
01:00:04,309 --> 01:00:06,476
Yes. Yes.
1088
01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:08,770
Yes. Yes. Yes.
1089
01:00:08,855 --> 01:00:10,981
Yes! Yes! Yes!
1090
01:00:11,065 --> 01:00:12,107
Yes! Yes! Yes!
1091
01:00:12,233 --> 01:00:13,275
No. No!
1092
01:00:13,359 --> 01:00:15,527
Yes!
1093
01:00:21,075 --> 01:00:23,035
Oh, goddamn it.
1094
01:01:03,076 --> 01:01:04,660
Now!
1095
01:01:21,135 --> 01:01:22,719
Gas.
1096
01:01:29,477 --> 01:01:33,730
Sorry I'm late, Coach,
but I had a case of the runs.
1097
01:01:33,815 --> 01:01:38,068
Boy, it hurt like hell. Probably
heard me all the way out here.
1098
01:01:38,152 --> 01:01:39,277
Must be catching.
1099
01:01:39,445 --> 01:01:40,529
How's that?
1100
01:01:40,613 --> 01:01:43,281
I hope you haven't
grown too attached
1101
01:01:43,449 --> 01:01:46,076
to Angel Beach,
Coach Brackett.
1102
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:48,578
All right, boys.
1103
01:01:48,663 --> 01:01:51,039
Fast break drill.
1104
01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:55,794
This is the best one yet.
What now?
1105
01:01:55,878 --> 01:01:58,463
All you need is a watermelon
and two jelly donuts.
1106
01:01:58,548 --> 01:01:59,548
Forget it.
1107
01:01:59,632 --> 01:02:00,632
I'm not taking
a shower with him.
1108
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:03,218
Religious fanatics.
1109
01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:04,469
Hey, Mickey. How's it going?
1110
01:02:04,637 --> 01:02:05,762
All right.
1111
01:02:05,847 --> 01:02:08,390
We're about to go on a beaver
shoot. You wanna come with?
1112
01:02:08,474 --> 01:02:10,392
Nah.
I got some things.
1113
01:02:10,476 --> 01:02:12,728
Mickey, you're not thinking of
going back out there, are you?
1114
01:02:12,812 --> 01:02:15,313
Hell, no. They got some
badasses out there.
1115
01:02:15,398 --> 01:02:18,275
Not to worry, gentlemen.
Tuperello's on the job.
1116
01:02:18,359 --> 01:02:20,902
If he goes out there again,
I'll work him over.
1117
01:02:20,987 --> 01:02:23,405
When I get through with him,
he'll think Porky's his mama.
1118
01:02:23,489 --> 01:02:25,949
I'd be an idiot to go mess
with those shitkickers, right?
1119
01:02:26,033 --> 01:02:27,033
Attaboy, Mick.
1120
01:02:27,118 --> 01:02:28,076
Hey, you guys!
1121
01:02:28,161 --> 01:02:30,078
They're going in. Miss
Walker's with 'em. Come on!
1122
01:02:30,163 --> 01:02:33,290
See ya later, Mick. Hey, Pee
Wee, it must be embarrassing to...
1123
01:02:33,374 --> 01:02:35,333
Right.
1124
01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:43,633
Jesus Christ.
It's the mother lode.
1125
01:02:43,718 --> 01:02:47,387
I've never seen so much wool.
You could knit a sweater.
1126
01:02:52,685 --> 01:02:55,687
This has got to be the biggest beaver
shoot in the history of Florida.
1127
01:03:01,402 --> 01:03:04,863
Damn it! It's Blubber McNeil.
I can't see a thing.
1128
01:03:04,947 --> 01:03:07,282
Would you be quiet?
1129
01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:19,961
They're starting to leave.
Shit!
1130
01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:21,379
Hey, beat it, would ya?
1131
01:03:21,547 --> 01:03:22,923
But I'm missing it, man.
1132
01:03:23,007 --> 01:03:25,717
Would you shut up?
And you stay on your side.
1133
01:03:30,723 --> 01:03:33,141
One, two, three, four.
1134
01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:35,268
Up, down.
1135
01:03:35,353 --> 01:03:38,271
One, two, three, four.
Up, down.
1136
01:03:47,281 --> 01:03:50,075
Goddamn it, will you
move it, you lard ass!
1137
01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:57,999
That sounds
like a guy's voice.
1138
01:03:58,084 --> 01:03:59,626
Where's it coming from?
1139
01:04:08,427 --> 01:04:09,970
Is that Tommy Turner?
1140
01:04:10,304 --> 01:04:12,097
Yeah, who is it?
Who's back there?
1141
01:04:12,265 --> 01:04:14,641
Horny bastards.
Get out of here.
1142
01:04:14,934 --> 01:04:17,811
Don't be alarmed, girls. This
is just your health department.
1143
01:04:18,271 --> 01:04:20,730
We're here to check out
all unlicensed pussies.
1144
01:04:20,815 --> 01:04:22,399
Please step forward
and spread your legs.
1145
01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:24,109
What are you checking for?
1146
01:04:24,610 --> 01:04:27,904
Originality,
neatness and hygiene.
1147
01:04:29,782 --> 01:04:31,491
You better get out
of here, otherwise
1148
01:04:31,617 --> 01:04:33,368
you're gonna get
in big trouble.
1149
01:04:33,452 --> 01:04:36,538
Hey, Turner, if Pee Wee's with
you, you better cover his eyes.
1150
01:04:36,622 --> 01:04:38,582
He might get confused.
1151
01:04:43,796 --> 01:04:45,797
Oh, they're hot.
These broads are hot.
1152
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:48,383
They want us to look.
They're hot, I'm telling you!
1153
01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:50,468
Well, they ain't leaving.
1154
01:04:50,595 --> 01:04:52,596
Well, let's find out.
1155
01:04:58,769 --> 01:05:00,228
What are they doing?
1156
01:05:00,354 --> 01:05:01,813
Shit! One's coming for it.
1157
01:05:03,399 --> 01:05:04,649
No shit.
1158
01:05:11,407 --> 01:05:12,824
Shit!
1159
01:05:13,409 --> 01:05:15,660
Bitch. Funny, huh?
1160
01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:18,330
All right, I'll give you
something to play with.
1161
01:05:18,414 --> 01:05:22,292
Tommy, what are you doing?
1162
01:05:29,842 --> 01:05:33,678
Here, chickie,
chickie. Good chickie. Here, chickie.
1163
01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:36,097
Here, chickie.
Here, chickie.
1164
01:05:36,182 --> 01:05:38,642
Hey, wait a minute.
I know that guy.
1165
01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:44,189
Uh-oh.
1166
01:05:46,817 --> 01:05:47,943
What's goin' on?
1167
01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:49,194
Tommy...
1168
01:05:49,570 --> 01:05:51,947
Shh! Hey, hold still, man.
1169
01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:53,823
She's comin' for it.
1170
01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:57,077
Are you shitting me?
1171
01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:01,164
She's drooling.
1172
01:06:01,248 --> 01:06:04,167
Hi.
I'm Paulie the Penis,
1173
01:06:04,251 --> 01:06:07,629
and I just love to have fun.
1174
01:06:07,713 --> 01:06:10,006
Ah, ha, ha!
1175
01:06:10,091 --> 01:06:13,802
Hold still,
man. She's comin' for it.
1176
01:06:13,886 --> 01:06:15,136
Oh, boy, she really wants it.
1177
01:06:15,262 --> 01:06:16,554
Are you shitting...
1178
01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:20,558
Here she comes.
1179
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,645
She's almost got it.
1180
01:06:23,729 --> 01:06:25,563
She's almost got it.
1181
01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:26,815
Oh!
1182
01:06:26,941 --> 01:06:28,149
She's got it.
1183
01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:29,985
Jesus. Jesus.
1184
01:06:30,111 --> 01:06:31,861
I've got you now,
Tommy Turner
1185
01:06:31,946 --> 01:06:34,489
and I'm taking you
to the principal.
1186
01:06:34,573 --> 01:06:36,825
Man,
this broad is really hot.
1187
01:06:36,909 --> 01:06:39,202
Hang in there, buddy.
1188
01:06:39,286 --> 01:06:41,496
Somebody get the principal.
Mr. Carter!
1189
01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:43,999
Somebody get the principal!
1190
01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:47,377
You think this means Tommy and
Miss Balbricker are engaged?
1191
01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:48,920
Shit!
1192
01:06:49,088 --> 01:06:50,505
I know it's you,
1193
01:06:50,589 --> 01:06:53,925
you little, filthy pervert!
1194
01:06:55,302 --> 01:06:56,511
Now you...
1195
01:06:56,595 --> 01:06:57,595
Aah!
1196
01:07:01,308 --> 01:07:03,560
You freak!
1197
01:07:03,644 --> 01:07:07,355
You filthy little pervert.
1198
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:10,025
I can hear you in there.
1199
01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:12,444
You dirty little...
1200
01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:16,197
Now, Mr. Carter,
1201
01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:19,868
I know this is
completely unorthodox,
1202
01:07:19,952 --> 01:07:24,372
but I think this is
the only way to find that boy.
1203
01:07:24,457 --> 01:07:27,208
Now,
that penis had a mole on it.
1204
01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:30,712
I'd recognize
that penis anywhere.
1205
01:07:32,298 --> 01:07:34,340
In spite of
the juvenile snickers of some,
1206
01:07:34,425 --> 01:07:37,385
this is a serious matter.
1207
01:07:38,345 --> 01:07:39,846
That...
1208
01:07:40,806 --> 01:07:44,559
That seducer and despoiler
must be stopped.
1209
01:07:44,643 --> 01:07:46,895
He's extremely dangerous.
1210
01:07:46,979 --> 01:07:49,355
And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain
1211
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:52,567
that everyone in this room
knows who that is.
1212
01:07:52,651 --> 01:07:55,070
He's a contemptible
little pervert who's...
1213
01:07:55,154 --> 01:07:56,946
Miss Balbricker.
1214
01:07:57,073 --> 01:07:58,907
Well, I'm sorry,
1215
01:07:58,991 --> 01:08:01,618
but I've got him now,
and I'm not going
1216
01:08:01,744 --> 01:08:04,412
to let him slip
through my fingers again.
1217
01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:07,749
Now, all I'm asking
1218
01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:12,253
is that you give me five boys
for a few minutes.
1219
01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:14,422
The coaches can be present.
1220
01:08:14,507 --> 01:08:17,675
Tommy Turner and any four boys
1221
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:21,096
you see fit to choose,
1222
01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:23,181
and we
1223
01:08:24,683 --> 01:08:26,601
can put a stop to this menace.
1224
01:08:26,685 --> 01:08:28,978
And it is a menace.
1225
01:08:32,691 --> 01:08:34,776
Well?
1226
01:08:34,860 --> 01:08:37,153
What are you
gonna do about it?
1227
01:08:41,867 --> 01:08:45,120
Five young boys in the nude?
1228
01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:49,958
A police lineup so
that you can identify
1229
01:08:50,042 --> 01:08:52,001
his tallywacker.
1230
01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:55,588
Please, can we call
it a "tallywacker"?
1231
01:08:55,673 --> 01:08:58,258
"Penis" is so person...
1232
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:02,637
"Penis" is so personal.
1233
01:09:02,721 --> 01:09:08,184
We can put hoods over their
heads to avoid embarrassment.
1234
01:09:09,103 --> 01:09:10,478
Now, listen.
1235
01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:12,522
We have got to do it
1236
01:09:12,606 --> 01:09:16,901
as distasteful as it is.
1237
01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:21,156
I know it's him.
1238
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,992
That
1239
01:09:24,076 --> 01:09:25,994
tallywacker
1240
01:09:26,078 --> 01:09:30,582
had a mole on it, and
that mole is the key to it.
1241
01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:34,294
Miss Balbricker,
do you realize
1242
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,337
the difficulty
of your request?
1243
01:09:36,422 --> 01:09:40,842
I would be very happy to
apprehend the young man myself,
1244
01:09:40,926 --> 01:09:43,678
but can you imagine what the
Board of Education would say
1245
01:09:43,762 --> 01:09:45,722
if you were granted a lineup
1246
01:09:45,806 --> 01:09:50,018
in order to examine their
private par...
1247
01:09:50,102 --> 01:09:52,562
Their...
1248
01:09:55,107 --> 01:09:57,400
Their private parts
1249
01:09:57,484 --> 01:09:59,903
for an incriminating mole?
1250
01:10:03,115 --> 01:10:05,366
But Mr. Carter...
1251
01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:07,410
Mr. Carter?
1252
01:10:07,494 --> 01:10:11,039
I think I have
a way out of this.
1253
01:10:11,123 --> 01:10:13,541
We call the police,
1254
01:10:13,626 --> 01:10:17,045
and we have 'em send over
one of their sketch artists.
1255
01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:23,468
And Miss Balbricker
can give a description.
1256
01:10:29,475 --> 01:10:33,144
We can put up wanted
posters all over school.
1257
01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:40,735
"Have you seen this prick?
1258
01:10:40,819 --> 01:10:44,280
"Report immediately
to Beulah Balbricker.
1259
01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:50,286
"Do not attempt
to apprehend this prick
1260
01:10:50,371 --> 01:10:53,164
"as it is armed and dangerous.
1261
01:10:58,504 --> 01:11:03,091
"It was last seen hanging out
in the girls' locker room
1262
01:11:03,175 --> 01:11:06,386
"at Angel Beach High School. "
1263
01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:12,642
Uh, M-M-M...
1264
01:11:30,536 --> 01:11:32,787
There you are.
Now let's do it.
1265
01:11:32,871 --> 01:11:34,831
All right.
1266
01:11:39,878 --> 01:11:42,297
Hey, Timmy, Coach gonna
let you play tonight?
1267
01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:43,381
Yeah, I've been reinstated.
1268
01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:44,465
That's great.
1269
01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:46,843
Okay, guys,
hit the floor.
1270
01:11:46,927 --> 01:11:49,429
Yeah, Tim, us little guys
need our enforcer.
1271
01:11:56,895 --> 01:12:00,356
All right,
Cavanaugh, get with it.
1272
01:12:26,759 --> 01:12:28,718
Beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep,
1273
01:12:28,802 --> 01:12:31,387
beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep...
1274
01:12:31,472 --> 01:12:33,056
What's that, Wendy?
1275
01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,724
It's a shit detector.
1276
01:12:34,808 --> 01:12:37,352
Beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
1277
01:12:37,436 --> 01:12:39,854
beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep...
1278
01:12:39,938 --> 01:12:40,980
Get out.
1279
01:12:41,065 --> 01:12:42,023
That's the oldest
joke in the world.
1280
01:12:42,107 --> 01:12:44,192
I know it.
1281
01:12:44,276 --> 01:12:46,694
I like it.
1282
01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:48,196
So where's Mickey?
1283
01:12:48,322 --> 01:12:49,697
Meat's with him.
1284
01:12:49,782 --> 01:12:51,991
I don't think so.
1285
01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:53,493
Hey, Meat.
1286
01:12:53,619 --> 01:12:55,078
Yo.
1287
01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:56,287
Where's Mickey?
1288
01:12:56,413 --> 01:12:57,538
I don't know, man.
He gave me the slip.
1289
01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:00,458
Should we go out there?
1290
01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:01,918
It's too late now.
1291
01:13:02,002 --> 01:13:03,961
Okay.
1292
01:13:05,672 --> 01:13:07,298
Come on, Jew boy.
1293
01:13:07,466 --> 01:13:09,092
Hey, watch it, buddy.
1294
01:13:10,594 --> 01:13:13,846
Louie, Hymie, Abie, Sam.
1295
01:13:13,931 --> 01:13:16,599
We're the boys who eat no ham.
1296
01:13:16,683 --> 01:13:19,310
You really get a kick out of
this sort of thing, don't you?
1297
01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:22,897
Oh, you got a big Jew mouth,
just like your big Jew nose.
1298
01:13:22,981 --> 01:13:25,858
You're a big man when you're
kicking the ass out of kids
1299
01:13:25,943 --> 01:13:27,902
with that sneaky
Jap stuff, huh?
1300
01:13:27,986 --> 01:13:30,655
Come on, boy. Why don't you
try some of that shit on me?
1301
01:13:30,739 --> 01:13:32,907
Come on, Jew boy.
1302
01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:34,992
Get out of here.
1303
01:13:35,119 --> 01:13:36,369
What?
1304
01:13:36,578 --> 01:13:38,246
You heard what I said.
1305
01:13:38,330 --> 01:13:40,706
Well, who you talking to, boy?
1306
01:13:42,376 --> 01:13:44,460
Trash. Poor trash.
1307
01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:47,046
Now, son, that's no way
to talk to your pa.
1308
01:13:49,466 --> 01:13:51,884
You know, I really wish
you wouldn't have said that.
1309
01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:53,928
'Cause you don't know
how humiliating it is
1310
01:13:54,012 --> 01:13:56,722
to have anybody
know you're my pa.
1311
01:13:57,850 --> 01:13:58,891
Let me go!
1312
01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:00,351
Stay out of this!
1313
01:14:01,854 --> 01:14:03,771
Make sure you're finished
1314
01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:05,690
'cause this is
the last time you ever lay
1315
01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:07,692
a hand on me again,
you son of a bitch.
1316
01:14:12,072 --> 01:14:14,532
All right,
what's going on here?
1317
01:14:15,242 --> 01:14:20,037
Now you
got any more smart talk?
1318
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,918
All right, Mr. Cavanaugh,
1319
01:14:26,378 --> 01:14:29,213
I think we can get you one to
three for felonious assault.
1320
01:14:29,756 --> 01:14:32,425
Meanwhile, I'll be glad to finish
this strictly off the record.
1321
01:14:32,509 --> 01:14:35,887
No. Just let him be.
I'm not afraid of him.
1322
01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:38,389
I'm not afraid of you.
1323
01:14:38,932 --> 01:14:40,725
If you ever
come near me again,
1324
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:43,603
I swear to God,
I'll kill you.
1325
01:14:45,063 --> 01:14:46,981
Looks like I'm gonna make
a man out of you yet, boy.
1326
01:14:47,357 --> 01:14:49,358
A man?
1327
01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:52,320
If being a man means
being what you are,
1328
01:14:52,404 --> 01:14:54,405
I'd rather be queer.
1329
01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:01,204
I'm having you put under
a peace bond, Mr. Cavanaugh.
1330
01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:05,249
You come near this boy again,
I'll have you arrested.
1331
01:15:12,966 --> 01:15:14,342
I'll see you again.
1332
01:15:14,426 --> 01:15:16,302
I'll be looking
forward to that, Slime.
1333
01:15:23,435 --> 01:15:26,354
Okay, it's over. Come on,
let's get on back to the dance.
1334
01:15:26,438 --> 01:15:27,522
What are you
waiting for?
1335
01:15:27,648 --> 01:15:28,689
You okay?
1336
01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:31,067
Yeah,
I think I'll be all right.
1337
01:15:31,944 --> 01:15:33,361
Look, you know
you're welcome to stay
1338
01:15:33,445 --> 01:15:35,613
with Tommy or I as
long as you like.
1339
01:15:36,949 --> 01:15:38,282
All right. Thanks.
1340
01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:39,784
Why don't you...
1341
01:15:40,827 --> 01:15:42,370
Okay, girls, if you're
gonna kiss each other,
1342
01:15:42,454 --> 01:15:44,372
let's get it over with.
1343
01:15:44,456 --> 01:15:47,375
Otherwise, let's get on back
to the dance, right?
1344
01:15:47,459 --> 01:15:49,377
Right.
1345
01:15:51,421 --> 01:15:52,880
You know, it's a good
thing Ted stepped in,
1346
01:15:52,965 --> 01:15:54,882
or I'd have torn
that sucker a new one.
1347
01:15:54,967 --> 01:15:57,385
Yeah, I wonder if he realizes
just how lucky he was.
1348
01:15:57,469 --> 01:15:59,387
Now wait a minute.
1349
01:15:59,471 --> 01:16:02,098
Just wait one minute.
Something's wrong here.
1350
01:16:02,891 --> 01:16:05,059
I know what it is.
1351
01:16:05,143 --> 01:16:08,437
If we could just...
Yeah.
1352
01:16:09,439 --> 01:16:11,732
That satisfies my
sense of proportion.
1353
01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:14,235
Man is not known
by inches alone.
1354
01:16:14,319 --> 01:16:16,779
Yeah, I got something to
satisfy your sense of proportion.
1355
01:16:16,863 --> 01:16:17,863
I'm sure you do.
1356
01:16:17,948 --> 01:16:18,948
Yeah.
1357
01:16:22,911 --> 01:16:26,330
What the hell is this tonight,
Looney Tunes?
1358
01:16:29,835 --> 01:16:32,420
Oh, Mick.
1359
01:16:33,171 --> 01:16:35,923
You should see him.
I messed him up good.
1360
01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:37,133
Hang in there.
1361
01:16:37,259 --> 01:16:38,384
I got the pig's tooth.
1362
01:16:38,468 --> 01:16:40,553
Come on,
step aside. Look out.
1363
01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:43,931
I think
he's got some broken ribs.
1364
01:16:44,016 --> 01:16:47,602
Maybe a collapsed lung.
Billy, get an ambulance.
1365
01:16:47,686 --> 01:16:50,438
Well, don't move him.
Don't move him.
1366
01:16:50,522 --> 01:16:52,857
Take off his sweater.
Put it behind his head.
1367
01:16:52,941 --> 01:16:54,817
That's right, real slow.
1368
01:17:05,954 --> 01:17:07,079
See you guys.
1369
01:17:07,205 --> 01:17:08,331
Hey, Ted,
we're going too.
1370
01:17:08,415 --> 01:17:09,457
Yeah.
1371
01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:10,625
No, you're not.
1372
01:17:10,709 --> 01:17:13,044
It's bad enough, I was
going out of jurisdiction
1373
01:17:13,128 --> 01:17:16,172
without adding a charge of contributing
to the delinquency of a minor.
1374
01:17:16,256 --> 01:17:18,215
But we...
No buts, Pee Wee.
1375
01:17:18,759 --> 01:17:20,801
I don't want to see
any of you guys get hurt.
1376
01:17:21,428 --> 01:17:23,387
Nobody has to get hurt.
1377
01:17:24,056 --> 01:17:25,389
What are you
talking about, Brian?
1378
01:17:25,974 --> 01:17:27,308
Nobody has to get hurt,
and your career
1379
01:17:27,392 --> 01:17:29,226
doesn't have to
be in jeopardy.
1380
01:17:29,853 --> 01:17:31,854
Well, I'm all for that.
What do you got in mind?
1381
01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:35,358
Look, it doesn't have
to happen tonight, right?
1382
01:17:35,442 --> 01:17:37,234
No, it doesn't have
to be done tonight.
1383
01:17:37,319 --> 01:17:38,444
Good.
1384
01:17:39,571 --> 01:17:41,280
Look, let me talk to you
alone for a second, okay?
1385
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:43,407
Okay.
1386
01:17:45,827 --> 01:17:47,620
Count me in.
1387
01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:49,580
You could get fired, Coach.
1388
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,040
Are you kiddin'?
1389
01:17:51,124 --> 01:17:54,168
I gotta be the worst coach
that ever lived.
1390
01:17:54,252 --> 01:17:56,462
I'm long gone
after this semester anyway.
1391
01:17:56,755 --> 01:17:58,673
And don't call me
Coach anymore.
1392
01:17:58,757 --> 01:18:02,218
Call me Roy. I'm only
23, for Christ's sake.
1393
01:18:02,302 --> 01:18:04,178
You look much older.
1394
01:18:04,262 --> 01:18:06,430
Turner, why don't you go
and sit on a snake?
1395
01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:08,516
You see that right there?
1396
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:11,435
Porky gimme that
about six years ago.
1397
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,479
I've always wanted
a shot at that mother.
1398
01:18:13,563 --> 01:18:15,648
I'd like to feed him
his nuts for lunch.
1399
01:18:15,732 --> 01:18:17,108
Okay, Brian's got something.
1400
01:18:17,192 --> 01:18:20,194
We're gonna get together at his
place, 4:00 Sunday, all right?
1401
01:18:20,278 --> 01:18:21,278
What are we gonna do?
1402
01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:22,363
Just sit tight.
1403
01:18:22,447 --> 01:18:25,282
We're gonna give Porky
a night to remember.
1404
01:18:26,618 --> 01:18:27,993
Hey, Brian, where you going?
1405
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,537
Do some reconnaissance.
1406
01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:38,003
Hey, Brian.
Wait a minute.
1407
01:18:45,303 --> 01:18:48,556
Look when we go to Porky's,
1408
01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:51,142
do me a favor, okay?
1409
01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:53,352
Don't tell 'em
your name is Schwartz.
1410
01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:56,147
Those guys are
prejudiced out there.
1411
01:18:59,651 --> 01:19:01,193
All right.
1412
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:05,906
What about "Paddy
Aloysius O'Brian"?
1413
01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:09,452
Nah. Too Jewish.
Let's not take any chances.
1414
01:19:11,663 --> 01:19:16,208
All right. What about
"Sean Mulcahy O'Reilly"?
1415
01:19:51,703 --> 01:19:53,871
Wait a minute.
1416
01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:56,916
Okay, go ahead.
1417
01:21:13,785 --> 01:21:15,703
Okay, thanks.
1418
01:21:15,787 --> 01:21:18,455
We're just waiting
for the guys under the bridge.
1419
01:21:26,798 --> 01:21:28,966
Ow! Oh, shit.
1420
01:21:37,267 --> 01:21:38,976
Shh!
1421
01:21:39,060 --> 01:21:40,895
Shh, shh.
Son of a bitch.
1422
01:21:44,858 --> 01:21:46,859
Get going.
1423
01:22:14,054 --> 01:22:16,180
Billy! Billy!
Tommy.
1424
01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:29,276
Okay,
I gotta go relieve Coach.
1425
01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:49,797
Everything go all right?
1426
01:22:49,923 --> 01:22:51,548
Like a precision drill team.
1427
01:22:51,633 --> 01:22:53,092
Thanks. Whoo!
1428
01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:54,718
Well.
1429
01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:57,054
Good luck, kiddo.
I'll have everything ready.
1430
01:22:59,641 --> 01:23:01,850
Get ready for
Jarvis's revenge.
1431
01:23:04,104 --> 01:23:05,771
You know, man, this
better work. Don't worry.
1432
01:23:05,855 --> 01:23:08,524
That's all I got to say,
all right?
1433
01:23:32,590 --> 01:23:34,675
There it is.
1434
01:23:38,263 --> 01:23:39,680
They're ready.
1435
01:23:39,764 --> 01:23:41,098
What do we do now?
1436
01:23:41,307 --> 01:23:42,558
Wait.
1437
01:23:43,727 --> 01:23:46,562
All we gotta
do now is wait.
1438
01:24:04,205 --> 01:24:06,915
Billy. Billy!
1439
01:24:13,757 --> 01:24:15,966
Billy loves those bird calls.
1440
01:24:23,141 --> 01:24:24,808
All right,
now listen, you guys.
1441
01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:26,351
If there's any
sign of any guns
1442
01:24:26,436 --> 01:24:27,811
or anything,
don't bother hooking us up.
1443
01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:29,396
We're getting the hell out, all right?
1444
01:24:29,522 --> 01:24:31,023
Listen, Billy,
be careful.
1445
01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:37,488
... never get one
to fit me out of that machine.
1446
01:24:37,697 --> 01:24:42,326
Soo-ey! Soo!
Soo, soo, Sooey!
1447
01:24:42,786 --> 01:24:44,495
What the hell is that?
1448
01:24:44,579 --> 01:24:45,871
I wanna see Porky.
1449
01:24:45,997 --> 01:24:47,331
Who wants to see Porky?
1450
01:24:48,249 --> 01:24:50,918
Tell him the boys
from Angel Beach are here.
1451
01:24:51,002 --> 01:24:52,294
Tell him to bring
the best he's got
1452
01:24:52,378 --> 01:24:53,754
and meet us in
the parking lot.
1453
01:24:53,838 --> 01:24:55,881
Now.
1454
01:24:56,341 --> 01:24:59,009
Jesus Christ.
1455
01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:03,305
Do you believe that?
Wait a minute. Wait. Wait.
1456
01:25:03,389 --> 01:25:09,019
Oh, Porky, the
boys from Angel Beach are here.
1457
01:25:11,689 --> 01:25:14,817
All right now, remember. Any
sign of guns and we're gone, okay?
1458
01:25:14,901 --> 01:25:16,819
Yo. Billy.
1459
01:25:16,903 --> 01:25:19,488
Where are these
five little virgins
1460
01:25:19,572 --> 01:25:21,365
who think they've
reached manhood?
1461
01:25:21,449 --> 01:25:24,034
You wanna
tangle ass with me?
1462
01:25:24,452 --> 01:25:26,537
Come up here,
you sawed-off punk.
1463
01:25:27,247 --> 01:25:31,125
I'll educate you. I'll wrap
this right around your damn neck.
1464
01:25:31,209 --> 01:25:32,334
Come on, move it.
1465
01:25:32,460 --> 01:25:33,961
Oh, boy, Porky,
we're really scared.
1466
01:25:34,045 --> 01:25:35,129
You better be.
Get your ass on home.
1467
01:25:35,213 --> 01:25:36,630
I guess we better go now.
1468
01:25:36,714 --> 01:25:37,965
I hope shit floats.
1469
01:25:38,049 --> 01:25:40,217
You'll float if I catch you
around here again.
1470
01:25:40,301 --> 01:25:42,386
Bye!
1471
01:25:42,595 --> 01:25:45,222
What are they up to now?
1472
01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:09,621
All right,
grab everything that kills.
1473
01:26:14,711 --> 01:26:18,338
Gun it, Billy! Gun it!
1474
01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:26,305
Come on, Billy, gun it, goddamn it!
1475
01:26:26,389 --> 01:26:28,765
Come on, Billy!
1476
01:26:34,731 --> 01:26:36,982
Go!
1477
01:26:38,943 --> 01:26:40,152
Goddamn it!
1478
01:26:40,278 --> 01:26:41,528
Come on!
1479
01:26:57,795 --> 01:26:59,713
Porky!
1480
01:26:59,797 --> 01:27:01,632
Oh, shit.
1481
01:27:51,349 --> 01:27:53,475
Don't you son of a bitches
know the difference
1482
01:27:53,559 --> 01:27:55,477
between drive and reverse?
1483
01:27:55,561 --> 01:27:56,937
I did have it in drive, boss.
1484
01:27:57,063 --> 01:27:58,438
Get me out of here.
1485
01:28:01,401 --> 01:28:03,318
It's gone.
1486
01:28:03,403 --> 01:28:05,821
Porky's is gone.
1487
01:28:12,328 --> 01:28:14,454
You're dead,
you sons of bitches.
1488
01:28:14,539 --> 01:28:16,623
I'm gonna get you.
1489
01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:18,166
I'm gonna kill you
with my bare hands.
1490
01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:19,793
Hey.
1491
01:28:21,379 --> 01:28:23,797
Get that Pigmobile out here.
1492
01:28:23,881 --> 01:28:27,050
You're gonna die. I'm comin'
after you. You're all dead.
1493
01:28:27,135 --> 01:28:31,096
I'm gonna break
your fuckin' necks myself.
1494
01:28:46,988 --> 01:28:48,572
Get their asses.
1495
01:28:55,705 --> 01:28:56,788
Shit!
1496
01:28:56,873 --> 01:28:58,332
Forget it, Pee Wee.
Come on.
1497
01:28:58,416 --> 01:28:59,583
Leave it. Come on.
1498
01:28:59,709 --> 01:29:00,876
Go!
1499
01:29:07,091 --> 01:29:08,508
You check that car out?
1500
01:29:08,634 --> 01:29:10,052
Ain't nothin' wrong
with this car, boss.
1501
01:29:10,136 --> 01:29:12,095
Come on, shit for brains.
1502
01:29:14,140 --> 01:29:16,516
Come on. Come on.
1503
01:29:28,029 --> 01:29:30,739
"Ain't nothin' wrong
with this car, boss. "
1504
01:29:36,746 --> 01:29:38,038
Yee-hah!
1505
01:29:38,122 --> 01:29:39,206
Come on, Billy!
1506
01:29:39,332 --> 01:29:40,415
All right, come on!
1507
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:43,001
Step on it! Go!
1508
01:29:43,086 --> 01:29:45,212
Pork! Pork!
1509
01:29:45,296 --> 01:29:46,671
Come on.
1510
01:29:46,798 --> 01:29:48,215
Let's go.
1511
01:29:51,969 --> 01:29:53,804
Where the hell were you
when I needed you?
1512
01:29:53,888 --> 01:29:56,681
See what those kids did to
my club? Hit that pig whistle!
1513
01:30:04,816 --> 01:30:08,193
Yee-hah! Go, Billy. Let's go.
We're gonna do it now.
1514
01:30:13,491 --> 01:30:15,992
Come on, Billy. They're gaining
on us. They're gaining on us.
1515
01:30:26,045 --> 01:30:28,505
All right! All right!
Come on, let's go!
1516
01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:36,972
There's the county line,
goddamn it. Step on it!
1517
01:30:37,056 --> 01:30:38,390
We're gonna make it.
1518
01:31:06,711 --> 01:31:10,714
I want those little mothers
arrested and I mean, like, right now.
1519
01:31:11,757 --> 01:31:13,300
They just
destroyed my nightclub.
1520
01:31:13,384 --> 01:31:14,509
How'd they do that, sir?
1521
01:31:14,594 --> 01:31:15,886
They been comin' in there
for the past few weeks.
1522
01:31:15,970 --> 01:31:17,471
Which one's been comin' in?
1523
01:31:17,555 --> 01:31:19,639
This one, and that
little bastard back there.
1524
01:31:21,559 --> 01:31:23,685
This 16-year-old and this
17-year-old youngster,
1525
01:31:23,769 --> 01:31:25,687
have been in your establishment?
They've been comin' in.
1526
01:31:25,771 --> 01:31:27,814
This ain't the first time,
especially that little...
1527
01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:30,650
We may have made a mistake.
Obviously they're not the youngsters.
1528
01:31:30,735 --> 01:31:32,027
What are you
talking about, Pork?
1529
01:31:32,111 --> 01:31:33,361
The youngsters.
1530
01:31:33,446 --> 01:31:36,323
Those boys just
destroyed my station house.
1531
01:31:36,574 --> 01:31:37,824
Destroyed two of my cars.
1532
01:31:37,909 --> 01:31:39,326
I want them booked
on felony charges,
1533
01:31:39,410 --> 01:31:41,119
destruction of
private property,
1534
01:31:41,204 --> 01:31:43,079
and assault and battery.
Now, hold on, Sheriff.
1535
01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:44,581
Hold on, my ass.
1536
01:31:44,749 --> 01:31:46,166
You're in my county now.
1537
01:31:46,250 --> 01:31:48,168
I wonder what
I could book you for.
1538
01:31:54,217 --> 01:31:55,550
Let's see.
1539
01:32:01,682 --> 01:32:03,099
Get him, brother!
1540
01:32:03,768 --> 01:32:07,020
Broken headlight. That's a
$50 fine in Seward County.
1541
01:32:07,104 --> 01:32:09,105
I got that right here.
1542
01:32:13,986 --> 01:32:16,279
All right!
1543
01:32:16,614 --> 01:32:17,739
Damn.
1544
01:32:19,116 --> 01:32:21,159
Blown tire.
That's too bad.
1545
01:32:28,501 --> 01:32:30,669
Broke your radiator.
1546
01:32:30,753 --> 01:32:31,795
This car is a mess.
1547
01:32:37,927 --> 01:32:40,595
Do it. Do it.
1548
01:32:42,306 --> 01:32:43,807
Aw, shit.
1549
01:32:43,933 --> 01:32:45,433
Broken hood ornament.
1550
01:32:46,352 --> 01:32:47,811
Any questions?
1551
01:32:47,979 --> 01:32:49,813
All right, how much you want?
1552
01:32:50,481 --> 01:32:52,190
I'll let you
off on the promise
1553
01:32:52,275 --> 01:32:54,901
that you'll get your fat ass
back across that county line
1554
01:32:54,986 --> 01:32:58,405
and the promise from your
brother that all peccadillos
1555
01:32:58,489 --> 01:33:00,532
that might have occurred
tonight will be forgotten.
1556
01:33:00,616 --> 01:33:01,908
Why don't you
stick it up your...
1557
01:33:01,993 --> 01:33:03,159
Promise him.
1558
01:33:03,244 --> 01:33:04,411
For Christ sakes, promise him.
1559
01:33:04,537 --> 01:33:05,745
I promise to
shove my foot...
1560
01:33:05,830 --> 01:33:08,164
Promise him!
Promise him, you asshole,
1561
01:33:08,332 --> 01:33:10,709
or you'll be back
shoveling pig shit.
1562
01:33:11,294 --> 01:33:13,753
What's that?
I can't hear you, Sheriff.
1563
01:33:13,838 --> 01:33:15,338
I said I promise to...
1564
01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:17,591
I promise.
1565
01:33:19,218 --> 01:33:21,803
Now get this car
out of Seward County.
1566
01:33:22,555 --> 01:33:25,265
You've blown away our engine.
We got one flat tire. How?
1567
01:33:25,808 --> 01:33:28,101
Just put a little
weight behind it.
1568
01:33:28,185 --> 01:33:30,562
I'm sure you boys
can manage that.
1569
01:33:36,694 --> 01:33:39,362
Okay, you guys, get your
shoulders behind this thing.
1570
01:34:04,221 --> 01:34:05,764
Hey, listen up!
1571
01:34:09,101 --> 01:34:11,311
It's Tommy and Brian.
Let's go get 'em.
1572
01:34:42,051 --> 01:34:44,260
We did it!
1573
01:34:49,100 --> 01:34:53,103
T. N. T. T. N. T. Turner.
1574
01:34:54,188 --> 01:34:55,522
What a perfect ending.
1575
01:34:55,606 --> 01:34:57,065
Yeah, yeah. Perfect.
1576
01:34:58,025 --> 01:34:59,526
What's with him?
1577
01:34:59,610 --> 01:35:02,445
I'll take care of it.
Take care of that, Mick.
1578
01:35:02,780 --> 01:35:04,698
What's wrong
with you, Pee Wee?
1579
01:35:04,782 --> 01:35:07,534
For God's sakes, we just blew up
Porky's. That was my last chance.
1580
01:35:07,618 --> 01:35:09,619
Now I'm never
gonna get laid.
1581
01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:12,122
Oh, no, you...
Wendy! Wendy.
1582
01:35:12,206 --> 01:35:13,206
Come here. Come on.
1583
01:35:13,290 --> 01:35:14,249
Don't, Tommy.
Don't make me.
1584
01:35:14,333 --> 01:35:16,835
Yeah. You said if we pulled it
off, you'd break Pee Wee's cherry.
1585
01:35:16,919 --> 01:35:18,044
Aw, Turner!
1586
01:35:18,170 --> 01:35:19,337
Turner.
1587
01:35:19,422 --> 01:35:21,381
A bet's a bet.
Now you gotta pay up.
1588
01:35:21,465 --> 01:35:24,008
I should have
gotten better odds.
1589
01:35:24,093 --> 01:35:25,552
What do you mean,
"break Pee Wee's cherry"?
1590
01:35:25,636 --> 01:35:27,554
Look, Pee Wee,
you wanna get laid or not?
1591
01:35:27,638 --> 01:35:28,638
If you're not cherry,
you don't get Wendy.
1592
01:35:28,723 --> 01:35:29,806
I'm cherry.
1593
01:35:29,890 --> 01:35:31,683
I'm as cherry as
George Washington's tree.
1594
01:35:31,767 --> 01:35:34,269
You could put me on a
banana split, I'm so cherry.
1595
01:35:34,353 --> 01:35:36,980
He's as cherry as they come.
1596
01:35:37,064 --> 01:35:38,982
Well?
1597
01:35:39,692 --> 01:35:43,236
Well...
Oh, all right, all right.
1598
01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:46,114
Just don't tell anyone.
We won't tell anybody.
1599
01:35:46,198 --> 01:35:47,490
Lucky.
1600
01:35:47,616 --> 01:35:48,908
Don't worry.
It'll only take a minute.
1601
01:35:48,993 --> 01:35:51,870
All right, Pee Wee.
All right, Pee Wee. Shh.
1602
01:35:53,748 --> 01:35:55,707
Oh...
Shh!
1603
01:36:03,257 --> 01:36:04,841
Shh. Shh, shh.
1604
01:36:06,469 --> 01:36:09,012
Pee Wee!
You idiot!
1605
01:36:11,098 --> 01:36:13,641
Hey, aren't you ready yet?
1606
01:36:13,726 --> 01:36:16,227
Shh!
What?
1607
01:36:16,312 --> 01:36:18,229
I need a rubber.
Didn't I tell you?
1608
01:36:18,314 --> 01:36:20,774
I don't believe this.
1609
01:36:20,858 --> 01:36:23,735
Do you have to do
this with my girlfriend?
1610
01:36:23,819 --> 01:36:25,320
Sorry.
1611
01:36:25,446 --> 01:36:26,946
It's a Ramses.
Curse of the pharaohs.
1612
01:36:27,031 --> 01:36:29,282
Hey, Pee Wee.
Hey, Pee Wee.
1613
01:36:29,366 --> 01:36:31,993
It fits over your dick.
1614
01:36:33,746 --> 01:36:36,289
I wonder
if Pee Wee can use it.
1615
01:36:39,043 --> 01:36:40,710
Shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh.
1616
01:36:41,754 --> 01:36:43,713
What now, right?
1617
01:36:46,091 --> 01:36:48,218
It's too big.
1618
01:36:48,302 --> 01:36:50,970
Pee Wee, we don't have
any training rubbers.
1619
01:36:51,055 --> 01:36:53,807
Pee Wee,
tie a knot in this end.
1620
01:36:54,725 --> 01:36:55,975
Hey, Pee Wee,
what do you think this is?
1621
01:36:56,060 --> 01:36:58,102
The return desk at Macy's?
1622
01:37:01,190 --> 01:37:03,858
She gonna be asleep.
1623
01:37:11,784 --> 01:37:13,076
God! Shit!
1624
01:37:13,244 --> 01:37:14,536
My foot!
1625
01:37:14,620 --> 01:37:16,079
Goddamn it!
1626
01:37:16,247 --> 01:37:17,664
I saw it!
1627
01:37:17,748 --> 01:37:19,999
I'd know that penis anywhere.
1628
01:37:20,084 --> 01:37:23,086
I saw it. I saw it.
1629
01:37:25,172 --> 01:37:26,339
Arrest him.
1630
01:37:26,423 --> 01:37:27,924
Arrest him.
1631
01:37:28,467 --> 01:37:31,052
I can identify him
1632
01:37:31,136 --> 01:37:33,012
positively.
1633
01:37:37,268 --> 01:37:39,769
I knew you wanted it.
1634
01:37:49,572 --> 01:37:50,780
Ah.
1635
01:37:57,538 --> 01:37:58,705
Geez.
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