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Hey.
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Hey, guys, how's it going?
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I'm just gonna finish this.
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We just had dinner with
Stella's sister and her fianc�.
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They're getting married before us.
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Okay, you know how you've dreamt
about your perfect wedding day
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ever since you were a little girl?
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- Yeah.
- Totally.
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My sister is stealing
my dream wedding.
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Down to every last detail...
on Shelter Island, at Sunset,
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...just down the beach from my family's
old summer house.
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It's my dream wedding.
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I'm gonna finish this.
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The lamb here
is supposed to be great.
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I'm a vegan.
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I wish I could tune out that
moral voice inside me that says
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eating animals is murder,
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but I guess I'm just not as
strong as you are.
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That's 'cause you need protein.
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I'll have the lamb.
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Okay, new goal:
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I want our wedding
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to kick her wedding's ass.
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I want our wedding
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to take her wedding's head
and shove it in the toilet
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and flush it, like, 20 times.
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Ted, in high school, you were
her wedding, weren't you?
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You know, she's always
trying to one-up me.
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I mean, I love her, but...
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there's a little part of me
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that kinda wishes this whole
thing would just fall apart.
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I hate him. I hate him.
I hate him!
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God, this steak is so good!
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Four days to go
and he just runs off
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with the vitamin consultant
from Whole Foods?
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I gave up makeup for him.
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I gave up showering for him.
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I gave up shaving my armpits for him.
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Hard to imagine
where it all went wrong.
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And now it's so close to the wedding.
There's like...
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bacon or something in this
dipping sauce. I love it.
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I can't get any refunds.
I'm gonna be out thousands of dollars.
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Kids, when you're in a relationship,
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you develop a kind of telepathy
with your partner.
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What do you think?
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We could help her out.
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No, Stella,
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we should help her out.
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Let's pay for dinner.
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Nora.
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Don't worry.
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We got this.
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That's right.
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We'll take over your wedding,
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pay you back for
everything you spent.
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Ted and I will get
married this Sunday.
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Traduction : MiniBen314,
Eomyn, Lino72 et Kabaka.
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Synchro : Mickeyte
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Relecture : MiniBen314
Transcript : www.yyets.net
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How I Met Your Mother
4x05 - Shelter Island
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par la "Have You Met Team"
pour www.forom.com
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We're getting married this Sunday?
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Are we sure we're ready for this?
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Ted, I wasted years
trying to get Lucy's dad
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to decide he was "ready" for this,
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but he never got ready for this.
That's why we never got married.
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Come on, let's just be spontaneous.
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I used to dream that Tony
would be spontaneous like this.
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Okay, I'm in.
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And I'm also...
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spontaneous.
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I wish I hadn't done that.
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Kids, morals usually come
at the end of stories,
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but this one is so important,
I'm gonna tell you now:
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Don't ever, ever,
invite an ex to your wedding.
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If someone had given me that advice,
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well, it would have changed everything.
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Come on, you've got to come,
it's my wedding.
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I can't. I'm in Tokyo.
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It's my first week on the job.
I can't just take off.
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Plus, I'm finally doing serious news.
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Robin was doing serious news.
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It was the number one
English news network in Japan.
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Of course, the news
was a little different over there.
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Giant Fan !
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The Federal Reserve Board
voted to leave interest...
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rates unchanged.
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It's my wedding.
You have to be there.
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Okay. I'll be there.
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I gotta go.
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Good evening.
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And I'm Robin Scherbatsky.
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Peace talks were stalled
once again in the Middle East.
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Despite a promising start
in the latest negotiations,
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talks foundered on security issues.
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- She's in.
- Yes!
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All right, Ted,
your bachelor party, tonight.
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I have got three of the most
physically and morally flexible
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exotic dancers
you've ever seen...
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Can't, there's no time.
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Okay, I'll let you know
how it goes.
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Marshall, we should really rent
the cars for tomorrow?
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Sure.
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What?
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No "Don't get married, Ted"?
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No "You're making a big mistake, Ted"?
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Barney Stinson...
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are you no longer committed
to the war on marriage?
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No, I just know a hopeless
cause when I see it.
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It's the same reason
I don't recycle.
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Plus, Ted getting married
is in my best interest.
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You see...
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Lately I've been working on a problem
of the utmost importance.
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I confess I was stumped.
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Until one night I decided
to tackle it once and for all.
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HOW CAN I HAVE SEX
WITH ROBIN AGAIN ?
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VULNERABLE
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NOSTALGIC
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BOOZE
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Then, at last...
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I cracked the code.
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GET HER DRUNK
AT TED'S WEDDING
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- So you're back on Robin.
- Hopefully.
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I mean, this weekend
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is the best chance ever
to hook up with her again.
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You'll never pull it off.
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There's too many distractions.
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The first drunk
bridesmaid you see,
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you'll have your head under her dress
like an old-time photographer.
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Lily, don't cheapen this.
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I don't want to sound all...
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mushy-gushy and romantic,
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but this weekend,
Robin is the only woman I'm banging.
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And so, the day
before our wedding,
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Stella and I made the trip up
to Shelter Island.
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With everyone else
not far behind.
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- Zitch dog.
- Z-Z-Z... Zog...
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This isn't exactly where I pictured
Ted getting married.
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"The Namaste Yoga and Meditation
Collective."
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I don't know about you guys,
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but Nama-stay here
any longer than I have to.
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Sweetie, go check
in with that dirty hippie
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over there and
we'll get some drinks.
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So, what scotches
you got?
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Here at the center, we have
a very strict no-alcohol policy.
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Great, and all the meals
are included, right?
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And they're all 100% vegan.
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I need alcohol.
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I'm not gonna get Robin
with this stuff.
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Look at this.
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Berry Blaster Brain Revitalizer.
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My God, some of these drinks
could actually make a girl smarter.
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What sort of hell
has Ted brought us to?
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- There's no meat.
- There's no alcohol.
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It gets worse:
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I'm 90% sure that guy
you were talking with used
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to be lead singer of the Spin Doctors.
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Hey, guys,
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Stella and I have a little problem.
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The programs look great.
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I mean, it's not our names
on the front, but otherwise,
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really nice.
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Hey, I talked to Robin.
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She's running a little bit late,
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but she'll be here
just under the wire.
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You invited Robin?
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Yeah, of course.
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You never told me that.
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I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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Can I help?
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You feel glad.
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You like Robin.
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Yeah, but,
she's your ex-girlfriend.
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- It's weird.
- It's not weird.
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It is weird.
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You don't get what's like for a bride
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to see her groom's ex at their wedding.
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Stella.
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Your new husband used to nail me, like,
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three times a day.
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Having exes around,
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I don't know, it brings up...
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unresolved things.
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How do you know that spark
won't come back
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with your ex sitting out there?
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Come on, we're just friends.
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Plus, Robin and I already had
our backslide...
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last Thanksgiving,
not even that long ago.
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Did you place a large bet
against yourself in this argument?
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She already got her ticket.
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Ted, it's important to me.
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I would never invite Lucy's dad.
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I wouldn't care if you did.
Tony's great. Let's invite him, too.
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No,Tony is the last person
I want at our wedding, okay?
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And Robin is a close second.
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Robin's probably about to get
on the plane.
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Plus, she left a really
important job for this.
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Spurred by environmental concerns
and high gasoline prices,
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sales of hybrid vehicles have risen
11% over the previous year.
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What should I do?
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I don't know.
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I kinda get the no exes thing.
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Why ask a filed romance to come
and watch your successful one?
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It's like inviting the Seattle Mariners
to a World Series game.
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It's weird for everyone.
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What? No.
Robin has to come.
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Right, she's like, my best friend.
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Female friend.
My best female friend.
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Hey! Whoa! I don't care, why fake it.
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Dude, Robin has to be here.
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She shouldn't come.
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- What are you talk...
- Justice Aldrin,
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tie-breaking vote.
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Okay, wouldn't feel right
without Robin.
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But you don't mess with the bride.
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I'm gonna tell her not to come.
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- No, Ted.
- It's the right decision, Ted.
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This is gonna be, like, the worst
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phone conversation of all time.
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Ted,Ted,Ted.
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Co-best man...
I'm on it.
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Hello?
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Robin, where are you?
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Just heading to the airport.
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Okay, well, see you soon.
Have a great flight.
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Bad news.
I couldn't reach her.
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Robin's already in on her way.
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Okay, Robin's on her way.
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You know what, I'm glad.
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Exes should be allowed
to come to weddings.
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I'll just tell Stella
she's got to deal with it.
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I think you need to be more delicate
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with Stella about
this whole Robin thing.
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What do you mean by delicate?
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Brides are under a lot of stress
before a wedding.
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I mean, of course,
I held it together pretty well.
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You don't remember?
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The florist just told me
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the roses are more light medium-pink
than medium-pink.
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Light medium-pink!
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Everything's ruined.
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Our wedding site uses a gravity furnace
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instead of forced-air heating.
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That's the one thing I cared about.
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Why are we even getting married?
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Blobbity-blah. Wickity-wah.
Eeky, eeky, eeky, eeky whee!
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After a while,
it's all noise.
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Poor Stella's had to jam
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months of crazy into just three days.
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So what do I do?
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You wait for the next crisis,
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you solve it, you're a hero.
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Then you bring up the Robin thing,
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but this time,
she'll say yes.
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00:10:48,906 --> 00:10:50,806
Yeah, but what if there's
no next crisis?
256
00:10:52,003 --> 00:10:55,592
She's a bride.
There will be a next crisis.
257
00:10:55,693 --> 00:10:57,593
like four minutes later
258
00:10:57,951 --> 00:11:01,212
- There's an next crisis.
- Awesome! What is it?
259
00:11:01,305 --> 00:11:04,508
My daughter, my own daughter
isn't coming to our wedding.
260
00:11:04,648 --> 00:11:05,541
What?
261
00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:07,566
Tony's supposed to drive
her up tomorrow,
262
00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:09,291
but now he's being all petty
about me getting married,
263
00:11:09,361 --> 00:11:10,288
and he won't do it.
264
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:11,707
It's been five years.
265
00:11:11,813 --> 00:11:13,502
Why can't we just move on already?
266
00:11:14,147 --> 00:11:16,079
So first thing tomorrow
I drive down,
267
00:11:16,161 --> 00:11:18,472
talk to him,
get him to let me drive Lucy up,
268
00:11:18,542 --> 00:11:20,654
than, boom, crisis solved.
269
00:11:20,736 --> 00:11:23,000
Stella's happy.
Robin comes to the wedding.
270
00:11:24,337 --> 00:11:25,052
Hey.
271
00:11:25,322 --> 00:11:26,131
You Barney?
272
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,152
Yes.
273
00:11:27,351 --> 00:11:29,826
I hear you're a real man whore,
so listen up.
274
00:11:30,072 --> 00:11:33,439
Tomorrow night I want to do things
so dirty and so depraved
275
00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:35,644
that I forget that this
was supposed to be my wedding.
276
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:39,251
I... I'm kind of here with someone.
277
00:11:39,368 --> 00:11:40,283
Bring her.
278
00:11:41,140 --> 00:11:42,852
You're never going to make it.
279
00:11:44,588 --> 00:11:47,249
So, the morning of my wedding day
I made the trip back
280
00:11:47,470 --> 00:11:48,549
to Tony's house
281
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:49,816
to get Lucy.
282
00:11:52,561 --> 00:11:54,845
- Hey...
- Tony...
283
00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:57,179
Doing a little karate?
284
00:11:59,701 --> 00:12:01,637
Sorry, sorry,man.
You just...
285
00:12:01,731 --> 00:12:03,244
set off my internal defense alarm.
286
00:12:03,565 --> 00:12:06,005
You got to watch these things.
Stay alert, stay alive.
287
00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:08,257
- Right.
- So what brings you here?
288
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,005
I thought you'd be off
in some honeymoon suite
289
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,565
with my woman right now.
290
00:12:11,682 --> 00:12:13,043
Not yet. Soon.
291
00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:14,709
That's right, tonight's the night.
292
00:12:14,791 --> 00:12:18,017
Yeah! Oh, man, you are going to be
sticking it
293
00:12:18,123 --> 00:12:19,589
to the mother of my child.
294
00:12:19,964 --> 00:12:22,299
Actually, I' already
stuck it to her plenty of times.
295
00:12:22,428 --> 00:12:24,153
Why do I always have to correct people?
296
00:12:24,293 --> 00:12:25,969
You and Stella.
297
00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,125
You lucky dog.
I could just...
298
00:12:32,456 --> 00:12:34,039
I'm so happy for you guys.
299
00:12:35,623 --> 00:12:37,908
Yeah... listen, here's the thing...
300
00:12:38,436 --> 00:12:39,527
- Lucy...
- You can't take her.
301
00:12:39,961 --> 00:12:41,720
Tony, stop. Look...
302
00:12:42,248 --> 00:12:43,691
this is a big day for Lucy, too.
303
00:12:44,242 --> 00:12:45,931
You're going to have to put
aside your own issues
304
00:12:46,013 --> 00:12:47,994
and think about
what's best for her here.
305
00:12:48,263 --> 00:12:49,026
Whether you like it or not,
306
00:12:49,126 --> 00:12:50,891
she really should be
at her mother's wedding. So,
307
00:12:51,501 --> 00:12:52,944
I'm taking Lucy with me.
308
00:12:57,446 --> 00:12:58,889
You're right, man.
309
00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:00,296
You're right.
310
00:13:01,153 --> 00:13:03,604
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's just...
311
00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,247
seeing you guys...
312
00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:08,574
has made me realize everything I had.
313
00:13:09,383 --> 00:13:12,550
Hey, hey... let's stop hugging.
314
00:13:13,465 --> 00:13:14,451
I'm sorry.
315
00:13:15,624 --> 00:13:17,606
Lucy means the world to me.
316
00:13:17,943 --> 00:13:20,113
And I feel like I'm losing her
to this new family...
317
00:13:20,207 --> 00:13:21,521
a family I'm not even a part of.
318
00:13:21,603 --> 00:13:22,553
Come on, sure you are.
319
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,747
No, I'm not. I wasn't even invited
to the wedding.
320
00:13:24,864 --> 00:13:26,295
Well, you are now.
321
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,157
Road trip.
322
00:13:32,966 --> 00:13:33,881
Right?
323
00:13:37,575 --> 00:13:39,804
Road Trip 2...
Back in the Car.
324
00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,449
So, today's the day.
325
00:13:44,684 --> 00:13:45,822
You hydrating?
326
00:13:46,631 --> 00:13:49,494
Dear femal, thank you for your interest
in Barney Stinson...
327
00:13:49,574 --> 00:13:51,955
Your back is going to look like
a Jackson Pollock.
328
00:13:52,976 --> 00:13:55,591
I regret to inform you
that at this time...
329
00:13:55,873 --> 00:13:57,292
I was a vegan for two years.
330
00:13:57,882 --> 00:13:59,289
I need meat.
331
00:13:59,641 --> 00:14:02,175
There are
currently no positions available.
332
00:14:02,339 --> 00:14:03,700
I'm a yoga instructor.
333
00:14:03,888 --> 00:14:05,694
Every position is available.
334
00:14:06,937 --> 00:14:08,622
Your room, 20 minutes.
335
00:14:08,775 --> 00:14:09,748
No foreplay.
336
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,561
I'm not going to make it, am I?
337
00:14:13,877 --> 00:14:15,191
Not a chance.
338
00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:20,910
Okay, just remember,
339
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,611
Let me talk to Stella first, okay?
340
00:14:22,705 --> 00:14:24,218
Mommy! Mommy!
341
00:14:24,499 --> 00:14:26,224
Ted invited daddy!
342
00:14:26,681 --> 00:14:29,051
Hi, sweetie. I missed you.
343
00:14:29,332 --> 00:14:30,980
Give me just a sec, okay?
344
00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:33,361
- Hey.
- Hey, Tony.
345
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,141
- Hey.
- You invited Tony?
346
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:37,385
To our wedding?!
347
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:40,654
Ted, we talked about this.
No exes at our wedding.
348
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,092
Why would you do this?
349
00:14:42,587 --> 00:14:45,930
Oh boy! What did Ted do this time?
350
00:14:51,632 --> 00:14:53,027
Ted, what is Robin doing here?
351
00:14:53,074 --> 00:14:54,470
I thought I made myself clear.
352
00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:56,429
No exes at our wedding.
353
00:14:57,110 --> 00:14:58,274
To be fair...
354
00:14:58,955 --> 00:14:59,799
your ex is here.
355
00:15:00,034 --> 00:15:01,101
You invited him!
356
00:15:01,207 --> 00:15:03,975
- Come on, it's not weird.
- It is weird.
357
00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:06,661
It's like things are not
finished between you two.
358
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,057
And Tony...
359
00:15:08,737 --> 00:15:09,710
I can't talk with Tony right now.
360
00:15:09,769 --> 00:15:11,669
Can you please go out there
and tell him to leave?
361
00:15:11,728 --> 00:15:13,441
You can make me the bad guy.
362
00:15:13,898 --> 00:15:16,831
I'll go talk to Robin, so she
knows it's nothing personal.
363
00:15:19,306 --> 00:15:22,243
And kids, if I had just let
Stella talk to Robin,
364
00:15:22,349 --> 00:15:24,167
this whole story
might have ended differently.
365
00:15:24,906 --> 00:15:26,220
I understand.
366
00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:27,862
I get it.
367
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:32,327
For the first time,
Ted and Stella Mosby.
368
00:15:33,301 --> 00:15:35,553
And that's how I met your mother.
369
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,709
Is your dad finally done yakking?
370
00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:40,429
Now, come on,
who wants ice cream?
371
00:15:42,165 --> 00:15:43,303
But I didn't.
372
00:15:43,608 --> 00:15:44,675
Look, can you talk to Tony?
373
00:15:44,757 --> 00:15:46,271
Robin flew all the way here
from Tokyo.
374
00:15:46,341 --> 00:15:47,350
I should talk to her.
375
00:15:49,109 --> 00:15:49,978
Sure.
376
00:15:56,003 --> 00:15:56,929
- Hi.
- Hey.
377
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,017
- Sorry about running off like that.
- Oh, it's okay.
378
00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:00,700
You would not believe
the trip I just had.
379
00:16:00,771 --> 00:16:03,340
I was on a plane
for almost a full day.
380
00:16:03,398 --> 00:16:05,478
But it is worth it
to see you get married.
381
00:16:05,572 --> 00:16:06,475
How could I not be here...?
382
00:16:06,545 --> 00:16:08,516
- You can't come to the wedding.
- Oh, thank God!
383
00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:10,416
- What?
- Ted, it's weird.
384
00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,516
- It's not weird.
- It is weird.
385
00:16:12,586 --> 00:16:15,445
Do you know how it feels
to be somebody's ex at their wedding?
386
00:16:15,585 --> 00:16:16,934
- Robin.
- Stella.
387
00:16:18,952 --> 00:16:21,005
Suck it, bitch!
I win!
388
00:16:22,853 --> 00:16:24,824
We broke up over a year ago.
389
00:16:24,894 --> 00:16:27,358
Yeah, but that's not that long ago.
390
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:28,472
Watching your marry
391
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:32,132
another woman isn't exactly
something I was looking forward to.
392
00:16:32,554 --> 00:16:33,337
I don't know, I
393
00:16:33,437 --> 00:16:35,659
I just thought if I ever
changed my mind about
394
00:16:35,823 --> 00:16:37,618
marriage and kids,
it was...
395
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,800
it was nice to know
that you were there.
396
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,594
So, I was your safety school...
397
00:16:41,653 --> 00:16:42,578
- how flattering.
- Not that...
398
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:43,737
That's not it. It's just that...
399
00:16:43,855 --> 00:16:45,497
Why are you bringing any of this up?
400
00:16:45,579 --> 00:16:47,034
There's nothing between us anymore.
401
00:16:47,081 --> 00:16:48,512
Well, maybe there is.
402
00:16:49,298 --> 00:16:52,339
I mean, of course there is.
That kind of stuff just...
403
00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,943
doesn't disappear without a trace.
404
00:16:55,446 --> 00:16:57,792
Look, I'm not just
another guest here, Ted.
405
00:16:57,957 --> 00:16:58,684
Right.
406
00:16:58,813 --> 00:17:00,346
We used to date, but
407
00:17:00,522 --> 00:17:01,965
we both moved on.
And... look,
408
00:17:02,047 --> 00:17:03,795
we got what we wanted...
I'm getting married,
409
00:17:03,842 --> 00:17:05,590
you got your dream job in Tokyo.
410
00:17:05,719 --> 00:17:07,572
- And they all lived happily ever...
- I quit my job.
411
00:17:08,299 --> 00:17:10,610
- You what?
- I'm moving back to New York.
412
00:17:10,903 --> 00:17:13,062
I thought I wanted that job, but...
413
00:17:13,918 --> 00:17:16,159
I want to come back to my real life.
414
00:17:17,695 --> 00:17:19,862
And I think you should go back
to yours.
415
00:17:20,530 --> 00:17:21,738
What's that supposed to mean?
416
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:26,700
Don't get married.
417
00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:29,616
Look,you're rushing into this.
418
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,047
It's like you're trying
419
00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:33,006
to skip ahead to the end of the book.
420
00:17:33,299 --> 00:17:35,669
Ted, you're the most romantic guy
I know. You...
421
00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:37,487
You stole a blue French horn for me.
422
00:17:37,593 --> 00:17:38,997
You tried to make it rain.
423
00:17:39,056 --> 00:17:41,120
- I did make it rain.
- It was a coincidence.
424
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,724
But after all that,
this is how your great
425
00:17:43,865 --> 00:17:46,094
romantic quest comes to an end?
426
00:17:46,352 --> 00:17:48,612
You're just disappearing
into someone else's wedding,
427
00:17:48,718 --> 00:17:49,650
someone else's
428
00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:52,630
house, someone else's life
without a second thought.
429
00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:56,395
That's not the amazing ending
that you deserve.
430
00:17:57,101 --> 00:17:58,708
That's not Ted Mosby.
431
00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:04,773
I love Stella.
432
00:18:06,262 --> 00:18:07,318
She's the one.
433
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,752
If you really feel that way...
434
00:18:11,136 --> 00:18:14,041
I guess it's a good thing you're not
coming to the wedding after all.
435
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,439
- Big fight?
- Yeah.
436
00:18:26,718 --> 00:18:27,551
Here...
437
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:30,033
It's on the house.
438
00:18:30,737 --> 00:18:32,063
Just keep 'em coming.
439
00:18:34,843 --> 00:18:36,684
Oh God, do not keep them coming.
440
00:18:41,883 --> 00:18:43,197
Hey, Robin.
441
00:18:43,431 --> 00:18:44,546
Barney.
442
00:18:45,003 --> 00:18:47,220
I am having a horrible day.
443
00:18:47,408 --> 00:18:49,555
I snuck some scotch in from
the duty free store.
444
00:18:49,637 --> 00:18:50,446
You want to join me?
445
00:18:50,634 --> 00:18:52,198
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go to your room.
446
00:18:52,327 --> 00:18:54,567
Far away from this room.
And we can knock it back.
447
00:18:54,814 --> 00:18:56,022
They didn't get me a room.
448
00:18:56,163 --> 00:18:59,072
I was actually hoping
I could stay with you.
449
00:18:59,635 --> 00:19:01,078
No problem.
450
00:19:01,465 --> 00:19:04,193
I just have to
straighten up little bit.
451
00:19:04,263 --> 00:19:06,457
I've got some clothes
on the floor, and...
452
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,166
And a naked girl
tied to your headboard.
453
00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:11,677
Towels all over the bathroom.
It's a mess.
454
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,835
So, anyway...
give me ten minutes
455
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,840
- to get the place in order...
- See ya, Barney.
456
00:19:29,651 --> 00:19:31,294
Okay, let's do this.
457
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:33,405
Who the hell is that?
458
00:19:34,814 --> 00:19:37,441
It's the girl from the front desk.
459
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,057
Kids, sometimes you think
you're living out one story,
460
00:19:49,643 --> 00:19:52,376
but the truth turns out
to be something else entirely.
461
00:19:58,668 --> 00:20:00,005
At the time I thought the story
462
00:20:00,087 --> 00:20:02,116
was about whether Robin
should be at the wedding.
463
00:20:09,839 --> 00:20:12,584
If only I'd understood
what the real story was.
464
00:20:21,781 --> 00:20:23,329
Having exes around...
465
00:20:23,564 --> 00:20:25,308
I don't know, brings up...
466
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,056
unresolved things.
467
00:20:31,678 --> 00:20:33,106
How do you know that that spark
won't come back
468
00:20:33,211 --> 00:20:34,701
with your ex sitting out there?
469
00:20:37,891 --> 00:20:40,578
It's like things
are not finished between you two.
470
00:20:43,237 --> 00:20:45,466
I wasted years trying to get Lucy's dad
471
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,753
to decide if he was ready for this.
472
00:20:47,905 --> 00:20:49,219
Seeing you guys...
473
00:20:50,496 --> 00:20:52,513
it's made me alize everything I had.
474
00:20:52,725 --> 00:20:55,903
I used to dream that Tony would be
spontaneous like this.
475
00:21:02,035 --> 00:21:03,642
Seriously, kids,
476
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,671
never invite an ex
477
00:21:05,871 --> 00:21:07,982
to your wedding.
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