All language subtitles for Gold Rush - 9X00 The Dirt-Castle On The Hill

Christo: TONIGHT
ON A VERY SPECIAL "DIRT"...

YEAH, BABY,
WE'RE BACK, WHOO!

...THE MINERS LET LOOSE...

[ SNORING ]

Christo:
...IN NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN,

CUTTING-ROOM-FLOOR
CONVERSATIONS...

ON THE TOILET, WE'RE
HAVING A CONVERSATION.

...FRESH FROM OUR VAULT.

DO YOU LIKE PARKER?

I MEAN, WHY WOULDN'T
I LIKE PARKER?

HE GIVES US A MILLION
DOLLARS EVERY YEAR.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I LIKE ACTUALLY PODCASTS ON
SEX AND RELATIONSHIP STUFF.

Christo: ARE YOU TRYING
TO HELP RICK?

I GIVE HIM
SO MUCH GOOD ADVICE,

AND HE JUST,
"[GROANS] STOP IT."

SO FRIDAY NIGHT,
WE'RE BUILDING A WOOD SLUICE,

AND YOU HEAR THIS...
[ GRINDING ]

AND YOU HEAR THE SCREAM.

[ MAN SCREAMING ]

-HAVE THE FINGER?
-YEAH.

Christo:
WE EVEN GET AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK...

PBHT!

Christo: ...AT PARKER'S PALATIAL
KLONDIKE ABODE.

A CASTLE UP ON THE HILL.

YOU'RE LIKE
A PRISON GUARD.

DO YOU HAVE A GUN?

I DON'T NEED THIS [BLEEP]

Christo: WE WILL ALSO REVISIT
SOME OF THE FUNNIEST

"DIRT" MOMENTS
OF THE SEASON SO FAR.

ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING
'CAUSE I SAID ANAL?

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO WHAT DOES HE DO
AT THE BEACH?

THAT'S THE ONE.
[ LAUGHING ]

Christo: AND SOME OF THE MOST
TENSE MOMENTS.

MAKES YOU EMOTIONAL.

YEAH, IT DOES, THAT WAS
A ROUGH WAY TO LEAVE.

THERE'S DEFINITELY
SOME BAD BLOOD.

-[ CHUCKLING ]
-YES.

Christo: AND ALONG THE WAY,

WE'LL JUMP IN THE TIME MACHINE
TO COUNT DOWN

THE TOP FIVE ALL TIME
"DIRT" THROWBACK MOMENTS.

YEAH, THAT'S STRANGE.

NOW I'M A LITTLE
UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW.

WE HAVE A BROMANCE
GOING ON HERE.

YEAH, A LITTLE BROMANCE.

STOP,
CLEAR THE MECHANISM.

Christo: AND FINALLY,
AN EXPLOSIVE SNEAK PEEK

OF THE SECOND HALF
OF THE "GOLD RUSH" SEASON.

AW, MOTHER[BLEEP]

I MEAN, MOTHER NATURE'S
CLOSING IN ON US

AND CLOSING IN ON US FAST.

[ LAUGHING ]

Christo:
GET READY TO GET WEIRD.

DO YOU DANCE
TO CYNDI LAUPER NAKED

IN FRONT OF YOUR BIG MIRROR?

YEAH, YOU THINK
WE CAN MOVE ON NOW?

[ LAUGHTER ]

Christo: THIS IS "THE DIRT."

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PARKER'S SEASON HAS BEEN
A SERIES OF UPS AND DOWNS.

[BLEEP]
THING'S ON FIRE!

WHY IS MITCH RUNNING?

WHOA!
STAND BACK!

Chris: 162.7.

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, YEAH.
RIGHT ON.

-GOOD JOB BUDDY.
-YEAH.

Christo: BUT WHEN PARKER AND HIS
CREW HIT THE "DIRT" SET...

I LIKE TO USE ONE OF THESE,
IT'S GET REAL NICE.

...THE GUYS LET THEIR HAIR
DOWN AND HAD SOME FUN.

YEAH, CAN YOU MAYBE BRAID
IT, OR WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[ CHUCKLING ]

AND PARKER AND I PICKED UP
RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT OFF.

Christo:
IS THAT A MAN BUN?

WE CANNOT HAVE A PONY
TAIL ON "THE DIRT."

YOU'RE SO TOUGH.
-WHY ARE YOU SUCH A [BLEEP]

[ LAUGHTER ]

Christo: BUT WE DIDN'T JUST HURL
INSULTS AT EACH OTHER.

WE ALSO DUG INTO CLAIM LIFE
AND CREW MORALE.

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

PARKER SCHNABEL.
CHRISTO.

GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I KNOW IN THE
PAST, MORALE'S BEEN AN ISSUE.

WHAT'S IT LIKE THIS YEAR?

PROBABLY THE HIGHEST
IT'S EVER BEEN.

-REALLY?
-YEAH.

BRENNAN, ARE THERE CERTAIN
GROUPS THAT ARE CLOSER?

I MEAN, LIKE, ARE THERE
ANY LITTLE BROMANCES?

MITCH IS MY BOY!

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO, MITCH, YOU'RE
CLOSE TO BRENNAN,

EVEN THOUGH HE WEARS
T-SHIRTS LIKE THAT?

YEAH, WELL, OUR TRAILERS
ARE RIGHT NEXT DOOR,

SO, YOU KNOW...
-I MEAN, WHAT IS THE DEAL?

WE ALWAYS CALL
BRENNAN "BIG CAT,"

'CAUSE HE'S THE GUY
OUTRUNNING THE BIG CATS, RIGHT?

AND HE SPENDS MONEY LIKE
NOBODY YOU'VE EVER MET,

SO WHY NOT A BIG CAT

THROWING
HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILLS?

THAT'S A HILARIOUS T-SHIRT.

I'M THREE QUARTERS
OF A MILLION DEEP.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT CLAIM LIFE WAS NOT
WITHOUT ITS CONTROVERSY.

IN THIS NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN
CLIP FROM OUR VAULT,

PARKER'S GUYS DID NOT HOLD
BACK ABOUT HIS NEW TRAILER

AND ITS PECULIAR PLACEMENT.

FOR SOME BOSSES, IT'S IMPORTANT

TO ESTABLISH
A POSITION OF POWER,

AND THIS YEAR, PARKER MAY
HAVE TAKEN THIS LITERALLY.

A CASTLE UP ON THE HILL.

Mitch:
THE EAGLE'S NEST, THE CASTLE,

YOU NAME IT,
IT'S BEEN CALLED IT.

WELL, WE JUST CALL IT THE
PALACE UP HERE. [ LAUGHS ]

Christo: THIS SEASON, PARKER
HAS A BIGGER TRAILER

ON A NEW, HIGHER LOCATION.

SOME MIGHT SAY
HE'S KING OF THE HILL.

Mitch: DEFINITELY, HE'S GOT
A HIGH PERCH UP THERE.

WHEN PARKER GOT HIS
NEW CAMP TRAILER,

HE PUT IT UP ON THE TOP
OF THE MOUNTAIN THERE,

OVERLOOKING THE PEASANTS,
HIS KINGDOM.

PUSHED THE SCRAPING PAD UP
SO HE COULD SIT ABOVE EVERYBODY.

"THESE ARE MY PEOPLE"
TYPE THING.

-DID I EVER SAY THAT?
-YEAH.

NO, THE LOCATION OF MY
TRAILER HAS NOTHING TO DO

WITH THE LOCATION
OF ANYBODY ELSE'S.

I DO LIKE TO BE A BIT
SEPARATE FROM EVERYONE ELSE,

AND THERE'S KIND OF
THE SCHNABEL THING,

WHERE WE LIKE TO HAVE
A GOOD VIEW ALWAYS.

[ EAGLE CALLING ]

I BUILT A NICE, LITTLE PLATFORM
FOR MY SHACK TO SIT ON.

AND I'VE BEEN ABLE TO SEE
MOST OF THE PROGRESSION

FROM MY FRONT WINDOW.

Brennan: I MEAN, HE DOESN'T COME
DOWN AND GIVE A [BLEEP]

WE ALWAYS BUG HIM ABOUT IT,

BUT I DO SEE HE HAS A SET
OF BINOCULARS IN THERE

THAT HE TRY AND WATCHES
US MORE THAN WE THINK.

Christo:
IN THE SHADOW OF THE CASTLE

LIES HIS OLD TRAILER,
WHICH MAY NEVER BE THE SAME.

MY OLD SHACK GOT INVADED.

Mitch:
WHEN WE GOT BACK IN THE SPRING,

PARKER'S TRAILER --
THE DOOR WAS OPEN.

OF COURSE, WE'RE THINKING LIKE,

"ALL RIGHT, SO SOMEBODY WENT
IN THERE OVER THE WINTER,

LOOKING TO SEE IF HE
LEFT ANY GOLD,

MAYBE, LIKE,
SITTING ON THE COUNTER."

OBVIOUSLY THERE WAS NOTHING,

BUT WHAT WE DID FIND WAS
A FAMILY OF SQUIRRELS.

[ SQUIRREL CHIRPING ]

THEY DESTROYED THE PLACE.

IT WAS...YEAH.

ANYTHING THAT COULD BE
CHEWED UP WAS CHEWED UP.

PARKER PRETTY MUCH TURNED
INTO A SQUIRREL REFUGE.

SINCE THEN, IT'S BEEN
COMPLETELY CLEANED.

IT TOOK SEVERAL GALLONS
OF BLEACH, A SQUEEGEE,

AND A COUPLE EMPLOYEES
THAT WEREN'T VERY HAPPY.

Christo: NO MATTER WHICH
TRAILER PARKER IS IN,

HE INSISTS THE NEW
LOCATION IS NO POWER MOVE.

IT HAS NOTHING TO
DO WITH BEING HIGHER

THAN ANYBODY ELSE OR
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

I'M NOT THAT KIND OF BOSS.

PBHT!

[ MITCH LAUGHING ]

[BLEEP]

I MEAN, WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THE CASTLE?

WHY ELEVATE, WHY NOT
BE WITH EVERYBODY ELSE?

BECAUSE THE LAST CUT IS
DIRECTLY ACROSS THE CREEK

FROM WHERE MY SHACK IS, AND
I CAN WATCH THE PLANT SET UP,

EACH SPOT IT MOVES TO.
-SO YOU CAN ROLL.

I KNEW WE WERE GONNA
BE MINING OVER THERE

WHEN WE SET UP THERE.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK
ABOUT THE CASTLE?

WELL, YOU KNOW WHEN
WE LOOK BACK ACROSS,

WE SEE HIS TRUCK COMING
AT 300 MILES AN HOUR,

WE KNOW HE'S PISSED
OFF ABOUT SOMETHING.

TIME TO RUN
BACK TO WORK.

I GUESS THAT'S THE NEGATIVE,
THEY CAN SEE YOU UP THERE.

YEAH,
HONESTLY THERE'S NO --

YOU'RE LIKE
A PRISON GUARD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

DO YOU HAVE A GUN?
-I DON'T NEED THIS [BLEEP]

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT IS NICE, THOUGH, BECAUSE
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR PARKER,

YOU CAN BE ALL THE WAY
ON THE OTHER SIDE

AND SEE IF HIS
TRUCK'S THERE OR NOT.

HIS PLACE IS RIGHT AT
THE BEGINNING OF THE CAMP,

AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY
WANTS TO SEE PARKER.

THEY'RE NOT DRIVING THROUGH
CAMP LOOKING FOR US

AND STIRRING UP DIRT
AND ALL THAT STUFF,

THEY CAN JUST GO
UP TO THE CASTLE.

I CAN SEE
WHO'S IN THE YARD.

THERE'S LOGISTICAL
REASONS FOR THIS.

WHAT TIME DO YOU GUYS
ALL START WORK?

7:00 TO 7:00'S THE DEAL.

7:15.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHAT TIME DOES HE
OPEN HIS CASTLE DOOR

AND LOOK OUT?
-9:30.

YEAH, USUALLY.

Christo: THERE'S THE REAL
REASON RIGHT THERE.

YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE LATE,

AND YOU DRIVE BY AND THE LIGHTS
AREN'T ON, YOU'RE GOLDEN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND NOW IT'S TIME
TO GO BACK IN TIME

AS WE STROLL DOWN MEMORY LANE

IN OUR "DIRT"
THROWBACK COUNTDOWN.

IN FIVE SEASONS OF "THE DIRT,"
A LOT HAS CHANGED.

IS THIS
THE ULTIMATE DISRESPECT?

DID YOU NOTICE MY RING?

SUCK IT.

FROM TONY'S INCREDIBLE
HAIRCUT...

-YOU CLEANED UP FOR THIS.
-YEAH.

...TO SOME TRULY UNFORGETTABLE
HOFFMAN IMAGERY...

YOU DON'T LIKE
MY HE-HOOTERS?

[ LAUGHTER ]

HE-HOOTERS?

...HERE ARE THE TOP THROWBACK
MOMENTS IN "DIRT" HISTORY.

UP FIRST, NUMBER FIVE.

WHEN TONY BEETS FIRST
GRACED THE SET OF "THE DIRT,"

HE LOOKED A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

TRIM HAIR, TRIM BEARD, AND
A SHIRT THAT WAS SOMEHOW

A COLOR OTHER THAN BLACK.

TONY IS SO MANLY
THAT HIS CHEST HAIR

IS DISTURBING
THE MICROPHONE.

BUT SOME THINGS ABOUT TONY...

BIG BEAR HANDSHAKE.

...HAVE NOT CHANGED.

WOULD YOU EVER TELL
ME HOW MUCH GOLD

YOU GET OUT
OF THE KLONDIKE?

NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT YOU
MAKE IN A YEAR, DO YOU?

IF YOU WOULD,
WE'D BOTH BE LYING ANYWAY,

SO WHY GO THERE, HUH?

DAVE TURIN
AND TODD HOFFMAN.

IF YOU HAD TO HIRE ONE OF THEM,
WHICH ONE WOULD YOU HIRE?

I'D HIRE DAVE.

WOULD YOU ACTUALLY
HIRE DAVE?

-SURE.
-WOULD YOU EVER HIRE TODD?

NO.
WHAT WOULD HE DO?

I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK
YOU GUYS TO DO SOMETHING

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA
WANT TO DO. SEE YOU GUYS.

HE RUN A DOZER?

I DON'T KNOW IF HE
HAS RUN A DOZER.

WELL, THERE YOU GO.
SO THEN WHAT WOULD HE DO?

WOW.

IN AN OTHER CLIP FROM OUR VAULT,

KARLA CLUES US IN ON TOP
TIPS FOR NEWBIE MINERS.

FIRST OF ALL, TAKE
YOUR SHOES OFF,

THAT'S LIKE GAME
CHANGER, SHOES OFF.

BRING A COUPLE BOOKS.

RICK'S SEEING
SOME PROBLEMS HERE.

OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS SO WEIRD.

Christo: AND OUR COUNTDOWN

TO THE BEST "DIRT"
THROWBACK MOMENTS

CONTINUES WITH NUMBER FOUR.

THAT TIME WE HAD ONE
TOO MANY PARKERS ON SET.

I'M A LITTLE
UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW.

Christo: WHEN RICK NESS
AND HIS ROOKIE CREW

SHOWED UP FOR "THE DIRT"
THIS SEASON...

Karla: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
CALL ME OUT FOR MY FARTS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

...THEY TOOK THE SET BY STORM.

[ CLAPPING AND CHEERING ]

Rick: OOH, THIS
IS GONNA BE COZY.

Christo:
IT QUICKLY BECAME OBVIOUS

THAT NOTHING WAS OFF LIMITS.

ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING
'CAUSE I SAID ANAL?

[ LAUGHTER ]

-YOU DROVE HOME NAKED?
-YEAH.

I SHOULD'VE DROVE
WITH YOU.

I DROVE HOME WITH HIM,
AND IT WASN'T FUN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Christo: WE GOT TO KNOW
THE KLONDIKE'S NEWEST MINERS

IN A WHOLE NEW WAY.

Man: WE'RE ROLLING.

HOW QUICKLY DID YOU GUYS JUST
START TO THINK ABOUT HOME?

-TWO DAYS.
-OH, REALLY?

THEY'RE JUST SAYING THAT
'CAUSE THEY KNOW THAT

THEIR FRIGGING WIVES ARE
GONNA WATCH THIS.

I'LL BE HONEST,
IT WAS A GOOD MONTH.

IT WAS A GOOD MONTH
BEFORE THE VACATION

WAS OVER, SO TO SPEAK?

YEAH, THEN I STARTED
MISSING HER A LITTLE BIT.

WOW, YOU KNOW
THAT'S GONNA MAKE TV.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT IN A CUTTING-ROOM-FLOOR
CONVERSATION,

WE DISCUSSED THE DELICATE
BALANCE OF MINING WITH FRIENDS.

ARE ANY OF YOU GUYS WORRIED THAT
BY COMING TO WORK FOR RICK,

YOU COULD BE JEOPARDIZING
YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH HIM?

I DON'T THINK IF YOU BASE
ANY KIND OF FRIENDSHIP

ON MONEY OR GOLD
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,

IT'S NOT A REAL
FRIENDSHIP.

BUT WHAT IF YOU GUYS GO HOME
AFTER SIX MONTHS WITH NOTHING?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BE PISSED AT RICK?

NO, HE WOULD'VE
NEVER LIVED IT DOWN.

HOW CAN YOU BE?
WE ALL SIGNED UP FOR THIS,

WE KNEW WHAT WE
WERE GETTING INTO.

SO YOU KNEW
IT WAS YOUR REALITY?

NOW, YOU GUYS GET
YOUR FIRST GOLD,

GET ANY GOLD FEVER WHEN
YOU SAW THAT FIRST GOLD

THAT YOU GUYS HAD PULLED
OUT OF THE GROUND?

YEAH, THAT WAS IT, LIKE
ONCE WE FIRST SAW IT,

THE FIRST PAN THAT WE DID.

-WHOA!
-ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, IT WAS EXCITING, I MEAN,
WE WERE THERE FOR A GOOD,

WHAT, MONTH AND A HALF BEFORE
WE EVEN GOT DOWN TO PAY DIRT.

20.

25.

30.

[ ALL CHEERING ]

-NOT BAD FOR A [BLEEP] WEEK.
-YEAH.

-HELL YEAH!
YEAH!

Christo:
RICK'S CREW IS CLEARLY TIGHT,

BUT WE DECIDED TO TEST JUST
HOW WELL THEY KNOW EACH OTHER

WITH A GAME OF "WHO SAID IT?"

WITH THEIR VOICES DISGUISED
AND IDENTITIES HIDDEN,

CAN THE MINERS GUESS...

LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT THESE CLIPS HERE.

Man #2:
I LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC HERE

THAT I WOULD PROBABLY NOT
WANT ANYONE ELSE TO HEAR.

SOME EARLY MADONNA SONGS,
CYNDI LAUPER, WHAM!.

I LISTEN TO QUITE
A BIT OF WHAM!.

[ LAUGHTER ]

-I KNOW WHO IT IS.
-WHO IS IT?

IT'S GOTTA BE ZEE.

NO, THAT AIN'T ME.

-I THINK IT'S RYAN.
-TERRY.

IF IT AIN'T ZEE,
IT'S TERRY.

Christo: CYNDI LAUPER,
WHAM!, AND WHO ELSE?

LOOK AT RYAN'S FACE.

-LOOK AT RYAN'S FACE.
-OH, IT'S RYAN?

RYAN HASN'T SAID A THING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

-HORRIBLE!
-LET'S SEE WHO IT IS.

-YEAH!
-YEAH!

GIRLS JUST WANT
TO HAVE FUN, RIGHT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

Christo: BUT THAT'S NOT ALL
WE DISCOVERED ABOUT RYAN.

IN THESE CUTTING-ROOM-FLOOR
"WHO SAID IT" CLIPS,

WE FOUND OUT THAT RYAN HAS
SOME INTERESTING HABITS.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT.

Man #3: I'M PRETTY SURE

RYAN DANCES
IN HIS MIRROR AT HOME, NAKED.

THAT'S BEN.

Ben: THAT'S ME.

WHY DO YOU THINK
HE DANCES NAKED?

RYAN LIKES TO DANCE,
AND, YOU KNOW,

YOU GOT A BIG MIRROR
IN YOUR HOUSE.

I'M NOT GONNA DENY IT.

DO YOU DANCE TO
CYNDI LAUPER NAKED

IN FRONT OF YOUR BIG MIRROR?

-OH!
-NOW IT'S GETTING WEIRD.

GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN.

YEAH, YOU THINK
WE CAN MOVE ON NOW.

[ LAUGHTER ]

ALL RIGHT, NEXT CLIP.

Man #4: WHEN I MET HIM,
YOU KNOW,

HE WAS A REAL YOUNG-LOOKING GUY.

YOU KNOW, HE'S A HANDSOME DUDE,
HE IS, YOU KNOW, OR WAS.

I DON'T KNOW IF HE IS NOW.

-TERRY.
-GOD, THAT'S KARLA.

-IT'S KARLA.
-IT'S KARLA.

Karla: IT'S TERRY.

-GOD, THAT'S KARLA.
-IT'S TERRY.

-WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
-LET'S SEE WHO IT IS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHO IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

HE USED TO BE HANDSOME.

I DON'T REMEMBER
THAT CONVERSATION.

YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

WE HAVE
TO CALL YOUR WIFE, AMY.

YOU DON'T THINK RICK'S
HANDSOME ANYMORE, TERRY?

UH...YOU KNOW,
HE'S GETTING OLD.

-NO, I DON'T.
-CAN YOU BE OLD AND HANDSOME?

-THAT BE COULD BE.
-YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

Christo: I MEAN, CLEARLY LIVING
IN SUCH CLOSE QUARTERS,

I MEAN, YOU GUYS GOT EVERY
SINGLE ONE OF THOSE RIGHT.

Rick: YEAH, LEARNED A LOT ABOUT
YOU GUYS RIGHT THERE.

THANKS, TERRY.

Christo: WE THOUGHT WE GOT
ALL WE COULD HANDLE

WITH THE MILWAUKEE BOYS.

BUT WHEN I SAT DOWN
WITH JUST RICK

AND HIS RIGHT-HAND WOMAN,
KARLA...

YOU GUYS GOT A SPOT
FOR MY BACKPACK?

...THINGS TOOK
AN UNEXPECTED TURN.

SO KARLA, WHAT'S IT LIKE
BEING THE ONLY WOMAN?

IT'S SUCH A DUDE FEST.
IT'S SO GROSS.

[ GRUNTING ]

IF YOU GO INTO THE BATHROOM,

THE BATHROOM BESIDE YOU, I
MEAN, IT'S PAPER-THIN WALLS,

AND I CAN TELL WHICH GUY,
JUST BY, LIKE, HIS GAIT,

WALKING IN AND BE LIKE,
"OH, HEY, ZEE."

AND THEN WE'D HAVE A
CONVERSATION ON THE TOILET,

WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION.

THAT'S HOW CLOSE WE GOT.

WHILE DROPPING D's.

-THAT'S HOW CLOSE WE GOT.
-OH, LORD.

HEY, ZEE, WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING ABOUT, ZEE?

-OH, MY GOD, SHUT UP, KARLA.
-YEAH.

CAN YOU QUIT
TALKING TO ME?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE TO GO WITH THAT.

DO WE HAVE FOOTAGE
OF THAT, ANYONE?

Christo: THANKFULLY,
NO BATHROOM FOOTAGE EXISTS.

BUT IN THIS PREVIOUSLY
UNSEEN CONVERSATION,

KARLA LAYS OUT THE ADVICE
SHE GAVE

TO THE GUYS ON THE MINE SITE,

INCLUDING DATING TIPS
FOR MINE BOSS, RICK NESS.

SO ARE YOU ACTUALLY
LEADING THE GUYS, KARLA?

I WAS, LIKE, GIVING THEM LITTLE
TIPS AND ADVICE AND STUFF.

KARLA'S SECRETS TO GOLD
MINING, I LIKE THIS.

YEAH, REALLY IT'S LIKE,
"JUST DO IT,

GET OUT THERE
AND TIP YOUR TRUCK."

-[BLEEP]
-AND THEN YOU KNOW YOUR LIMITS.

YOU TOLD THEM TO
TIP THEIR TRUCK?

LIKE PUSH THE LIMIT,
THEN YOU KNOW THE LIMIT,

AND THEN YOU CAN
WORK WITHIN THAT.

WHAT ELSE?

WELL, I TOLD THOSE GUYS,
I WAS LIKE,

"WHEN I DRIVE ROCK TRUCK, FIRST
OF ALL, TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF.

THAT'S LIKE GAME
CHANGER, SHOES OFF.

BRING A COUPLE BOOKS.

MAYBE BRING LIKE...
-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA READ?

WHEN YOU'RE GETTING LOADED
FOR THE FOUR MINUTES,

YOU CAN JUST, LIKE,
LIKE, MAYBE SOME POETRY,

LIKE A HAIKU OR WHATEVER,
SOMETHING SHORT.

WHO'S TAKING FOUR
MINUTES TO LOAD YOU?

RICK'S SEEING
SOME PROBLEMS HERE.

DO YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC?
-OH, YEAH.

-PODCASTS?
-MUSIC, PODCASTS, ALL THE WAY.

I LIKE ACTUALLY PODCASTS ON
SEX AND RELATIONSHIP STUFF.

YOU TRYING
TO HELP RICK?

I GIVE HIM
SO MUCH GOOD ADVICE,

AND HE JUST,
"[GROANS] STOP IT."

ALL THE ADVICE
JUST GETS CHUCKED.

-ABOUT THE LADIES?
-OH, EVERYTHING.

MAYBE YOU NEED TO GET
A LITTLE MORE HEALTHY.

I MEAN, I LOVE BEER,
YOU LOVE BEER.

-YEAH!
-MAYBE A LITTLE BIT LESS BEER?

OH.

-LOOK AT HIS FACE!
-OH.

-THAT'S A NO.
-I'M OUTTA HERE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SHE'S GIVING REALLY
GOOD ADVICE THERE,

YOU'RE NOT,
THAT'S TERRIBLE.

WHAT ABOUT DATING
WEBSITES, RICK?

WE COULD SET YOU UP
WITH A NICE PROFILE.

EW, DON'T, DON'T!

I DON'T KNOW THAT THAT
WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.

DON'T DO IT.

I JUST GET ON THERE LATE
AT NIGHT WHEN I'M DRUNK.

[ CHUCKLING ]

HEY, YOU WANT TO COME OVER?

THAT'S JUST WHAT
THE LADIES LIKE.

Christo: NOW NUMBER FOUR
ON OUR COUNTDOWN

OF THE ALL-TIME BEST THROWBACK
MOMENTS FROM "THE DIRT."

-LOOK AT YOU.
-LOOK AT THIS NERD.

Christo: WHEN RICK FIRST
APPEARED ON THE DIRT,

HE SEEMED A LITTLE NERVOUS.

SWEATING LIKE CRAZY.

IT'S, LIKE,
A THOUSAND DEGREES IN HERE.

BUT MAYBE...

OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS SO WEIRD.

...THAT WAS BECAUSE WE
SURROUNDED HIM WITH PARKERS.

THIS IS SOMEONE THAT
I CALL PARKER TWO.

UNBELIEVABLE.
-AWESOME.

LOOK AT THE RESEMBLANCE,
IT'S YOUR DOPPELGANGER.

-I'M BRIAN.
-BRIAN, NICE TO MEET YA.

RICK.

BRIAN IS A FAN
OF THE SHOW

AND ALSO LOOKS LIKE YOU.

[ LAUGHTER ]

DEFINITELY
FREAKED YOU OUT.

-I DON'T LIKE THIS.
-I KNOW.

WHAT DO YOU THINK,
RICK?

I'M A LITTLE
UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW.

[ LAUGHTER ]

COME ON, BUDDY.

DON'T TOUCH THE PARKERS.

Christo: WE LOOK BACK
AT RICK AND PARKER'S

INTENSE CONVERSATION
FROM EARLIER THIS SEASON.

I MEAN, THERE'S NOT MUCH
COMPLAINTS TO BE HAD IN MY MIND,

BUT RICK WILL HAVE
ANOTHER OPINION ON THAT

WHETHER HE SAYS IT OR NOT.

Christo: AND WE REVEAL SOME
OF THE THERAPY SESSION

THAT YOU DIDN'T SEE.

Christo: DO YOU THINK
YOU'LL BE ABLE

TO PUT THIS BEHIND YOU
AND BECOME FRIENDS AGAIN?

WE'VE ALWAYS
WORKED TOGETHER,

SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT
LOOKS LIKE OUTSIDE OF THAT.

I HAVE NO IDEA.

AND THEN, IN ANOTHER CLIP
FROM THE CUTTING-ROOM FLOOR,

THE BEETS TAKE ON THEIR
SOCIAL-MEDIA CRITICS.

MY FAVORITE IS
WHEN THEY GO

AND TALK ABOUT HOW WE'RE
DESTROYING THE WORLD.

BUT THEY'RE USING THEIR
CELLPHONE OR THEIR COMPUTER

OR ANYTHING THAT USES GOLD.
-TO MESSAGE US.

-IN THEIR PHONE.
-YEAH.

Christo:
WHENEVER THE BEETS FAMILY

LEAVES THE CLAIM FOR OUR SET...

SO WHAT DOES HE DO
AT THE BEACH?

THAT'S THE ONE!

Christo:
...WE NEVER QUITE KNOW

WHAT'S GONNA COME
OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS.

WE'RE A VERY, VERY
HONEST FAMILY.

WE WILL TELL YOU
IF YOUR ASS IS FAT,

WE WILL TELL YOU IF YOUR
[BLEEP] IS FALLING OUT.

OH, MY GOD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WELL, THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE.

WE CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON A LOT
OF BLEEPS FROM THE BEETS.

YEAH,
INSIDE THE [BLEEP]

OH, THEY ALREADY DID.

Minnie:
WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THAT?

THEY COULD'VE JUST
COME TO OUR PLACE,

AND HAD IT LOOK LIKE [BLEEP]
-OH!

Christo:
BUT IT WASN'T ALL FUN AND GAMES.

IN THIS CUTTING-ROOM-FLOOR
FOOTAGE FROM THE VAULT,

THE BEETS OPEN UP ABOUT
JUST HOW DIFFICULT IT CAN BE

TO DEAL WITH THE
SOCIAL-MEDIA BACKLASH.

A LOT'S BEEN GOING ON, TONY,
WITH YOU AND PARKER,

BUT I THINK WHAT WE
NEED TO TALK ABOUT

IS JUST HOW REAL IT IS.

ARE YOU SEEING WHAT PEOPLE
ARE SAYING ON TWITTER,

ARE YOU FEELING LIKE
THE BAD GUY, OR WHAT?

WELL, IF YOU'RE LOOKING
AT ALL THAT STUFF,

YEAH, THEN THAT MAKES YOU
FEEL LIKE THE BAD GUY.

HOWEVER, IF THEY WOULD KNOW
THE REAL THING, I THINK,

WHAT DO YOU SAY, THERE'D
BE NOTHING TO IT REALLY.

BUT IT SEEMS TO ME, TONY, LIKE
I'VE SEEN YOU GUYS SOCIALLY.

YOU GET ALONG FINE,
IT'S JUST WHEN YOU GET INTO

THIS BUSINESS STUFF THAT
THINGS GET MORE DIFFICULT,

IS THAT RIGHT?
-IT'S BUSINESS.

I MEAN, WHY WOULDN'T
I LIKE PARKER?

HE GIVES US A MILLION
DOLLARS EVERY YEAR,

I SAY IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU GOT
YOUR 100 OUNCES.

HOPEFULLY YOU'LL LEAVE US
ALONE FOR A LITTLE WHILE?

DO YOU GUYS READ THE SOCIAL
MEDIA ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON?

DO YOU READ THAT STUFF
AND GET UPSET,

OR DO YOU JUST TRY
AND STAY AWAY FROM IT?

I READ IT AND LAUGH.

MY FAVORITE
IS WHEN THEY GO

AND TALK ABOUT HOW WE'RE
DESTROYING THE WORLD,

BUT THEY'RE USING THEIR
CELLPHONE OR THEIR COMPUTER

OR ANYTHING THAT USES GOLD.
-TO MESSAGE US.

THEY'RE TWEETING THIS WITH GOLD
FROM THEIR PHONE.

YEAH, AND IT'S LIKE,
"THAT'S COOL."

HOW DO YOU GUYS DEAL WITH
THE SOCIAL-MEDIA BACKLASH?

I USUALLY DEAL WITH IT.

MINNIE, YOU RESPOND?

ACTUALLY, WHEN PEOPLE
MESSAGE, I DO RESPOND TO IT,

BECAUSE PEOPLE
TAKE THE TROUBLE.

BUT IF THEY'RE REALLY NASTY,
I JUST DELETE THEM.

YOU DON'T ANSWER THE CRITICS.

I SOMETIMES DO,
IT IS HARD TO RESIST.

A LOT OF THEM COME BACK.

IT'S LIKE, "I'M SORRY,
I APOLOGIZE,

I JUST GOT CAUGHT IN THE HEAT
OF THE MOMENT,"

AND IT'S FINE.

BUT SOMETIMES PEOPLE
ARE REALLY RUDE,

AND I ACTUALLY BAN THEM,

BECAUSE DON'T NEED
THAT [BLEEP]

RIGHT, BUT YOU DON'T READ
ANY OF THAT STUFF, DO YOU?

VERY LITTLE, SOMETIMES
I READ A COUPLE OF THEM,

ANYWAY THAT'S ENOUGH
OF THAT [BLEEP]

I MEAN, PEOPLE EVEN SAY
HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT ME.

-YEAH.
-CAN YOU IMAGINE?

I'VE SEEN SOME OF THOSE,
TOO, HOW DARE THEY?

WHY WASTE YOUR TIME
WORRYING ABOUT MY HAIRCUT?

THEY WORRY ABOUT HIS,
TOO, SO IT'S LIKE,

"WHAT IS IT TO YA?"

APPARENTLY, HE NEEDS
TO SHOWER MORE.

I'M PRETTY SURE...
-HE SHOWERS EVERY DAY.

I CAN VOUCH
FOR THAT ONE.

YEAH, WE DO IT TOGETHER,
RIGHT?

YEAH!

WHAT?
HERE WE GO.

OTHER STORY.

DIFFERENT CHANNEL.

-PLEASE.
-DIFFERENT CHANNEL.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Christo: USUALLY WHEN I SIT DOWN
WITH PARKER AND RICK...

Man #5:
THERE WE GO!

...WE HAVE NOTHING BUT FUN.

BUT AFTER THEIR BREAKUP,
OUR CONVERSATION THIS SEASON

WAS ABOUT AS INTENSE
AS IT CAN GET.

RICK AND PARKER.

THERE'S DEFINITELY
SOME BAD BLOOD.

[ CHUCKLING ]

YES.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

WHAT?

[ CHUCKLING ]

THERE ARE A FEW
ISSUES, YOU KNOW?

I KNOW RICK'S FAIRLY
UNHAPPY WITH THE BONUS

THAT HE ENDED UP GETTING,

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT
MADE IT IN THE SHOW.

OH, IT MAKES IT
IN THE SHOW.

Rick:
I WAS HOPING FOR $80,000

AND I GOT ABOUT $52,000,
SO...

HE COULD'VE JUST WALKED
AWAY AND GAVE ME NOTHING,

SO I'LL TAKE IT.

IT KEEPS ME GOING.

I DON'T REALLY HAVE MUCH TO
SAY ABOUT THAT WHOLE THING.

I MEAN, IN MY MIND,
IT'S A BONUS.

THE WHOLE IDEA OF THERE
BEING A BAD BONUS

IS KIND OF COUNTER-INTUITIVE.

SO, RICK, WHAT DO YOU THINK
HAPPENED OVER THE YEARS?

SEEMS LIKE THE MORE
RESPONSIBILITY YOU GOT,

THE MORE TENSION
BETWEEN YOU TWO.

YEAH, WELL, I MEAN,
HE'S TOUGH TO WORK WITH.

IF YOU WANT TO RUN YOUR OWN
MINE SITE, THAT'S FINE.

DOING IT WITH MY MONEY
WITHOUT ME DOESN'T WORK.

I MEAN, HE LIKES TO SAY
THAT HE'S VERY PREDICTABLE,

BUT HE'S KIND OF
UNPREDICTABLE.

YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
DOING A GOOD JOB,

BUT THEN THE GUY IN
CHARGE IS UNHAPPY,

YOU KIND OF SECOND-GUESS
YOURSELF A LOT, RIGHT?

WELL, AM I NOT
DOING A GOOD JOB?

I THINK ANOTHER ISSUE IS

I KNEW WHAT LEVEL
HE COULD OPERATE AT,

AND I EXPECTED THAT OUT
OF HIM,

MORE SO THAN ANYBODY
ELSE ON THE MINE SITE.

I GAVE RICK A HARDER TIME
THAN PROBABLY ANYBODY ELSE,

BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE I KNEW
WHAT HE WAS CAPABLE OF.

Christo: THERE WAS EVEN MORE
TO THIS TENSE CONVERSATION

THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME FOR.

IN THIS NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN CLIP,

PARKER AND RICK DISCUSS THE
FUTURE OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP.

DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE
ABLE TO PUT THIS BEHIND YOU

AND BECOME FRIENDS AGAIN?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THAT LOOKS LIKE,

BECAUSE, I -- I MEAN,
YEAH, WE'RE FRIENDS,

BUT WE'VE ALWAYS
WORKED TOGETHER.

SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT
LOOKS LIKE OUTSIDE OF THAT,

I HAVE NO IDEA.
-RIGHT.

BUT I MEAN, CAN YOU PUT
THE ANIMOSITY BEHIND YOU?

YEAH, I'VE GOT NO ISSUE,
I REALLY DON'T.

LIKE I SAID, YOU LOOK
AT THE BIG PICTURE,

AND WE'VE BOTH GOTTEN TO
A VERY GOOD POINT IN OUR LIVES

IN THE LAST SIX, SEVEN YEARS.

RIGHT?

ALL THE OTHER STUFF
IS JUST NOISE.

PARKER,
WHAT DID YOU HEAR ABOUT

THE START OF RICK'S SEASON,
DID YOU HEAR MUCH?

I MEAN HE WAS HAVING A --
AS YOU CAN IMAGINE,

HE WAS HAVING
A TOUGH TIME.

HOW'S IT GOING
DOWN THERE?

[ METAL GROANING ]

IT'S GOING.

[BLEEP]

HOLY [BLEEP]

IT'S A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

[BLEEP] YEAH.

Man #6: BUT I'M GONNA
NEED SOME MONEY.

I WAS KIND OF HOPING YOU
FORGOT. [ CHUCKLING ]

I DON'T HAVE THAT.

YEAH, I'M REALLY SORRY.

YEAH, I MEAN, I...

AS SOON AS I HEARD
HE WAS GOING ON

THE CHRISTIES' GROUND,

I KNOW THAT THE CHRISTIES CAN
BE DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH.

THEY WERE ONE OF
THE FIRST MINERS

THAT WHEN GENE CHEESEMAN
AND I WENT UP TO THE YUKON,

WE WENT AND MET THEM.
-YEAH.

GENE AND I SHOWED UP,

AND I ASKED SHEAMUS' SISTER.

I JUST SAID, "HEY, WE'RE MINING
ON THE RIVER

UP ON TONY BEETS' GROUND,

AND WE'RE JUST WANTING TO
COME SEE HOW AN OPERATION

THAT IS WELL ORGANIZED
OPERATES."

AND TARA SAYS,

"PARKER, WE DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TEACH YOU HOW TO MINE."

[ SCOFFS ]

THE DAD ENDED UP
TAKING US AROUND.

THEY'RE JUST PRETTY
HARD, THEY'RE HARD-CORE.

THAT'S MY EXPERIENCE WITH THEM.

BUT ON THE FLIP SIDE OF THAT,

HE'S ONLY ON 10%
ROYALTIES, RIGHT?

SO THERE'S THAT SIDE
OF IT, TOO,

THE ROYALTY
DIFFERENCE IN MY MIND

JUSTIFIES A BIT OF MORE
DIFFICULTY WITH THE LANDLORDS,

BUT I KNEW THAT HE WAS IN
FOR A ROUGH TIME.

Christo: AND NOW
THE NUMBER THREE

ALL TIME "DIRT"
THROWBACK MOMENT.

Woman:
THIS IS PARKER SCHNABEL.

THERE'S NO DOUBT THAT
YOUNG PARKER SCHNABEL

HAD A LOT OF FUN IN
THE EARLY "DIRT" DAYS.

♪ MM, MM, MM ♪

TONY BEETS STYLE.

Christo:
BUT BESIDES HIS CLEAN-CUT LOOK,

PARKER'S OLD
RELATIONSHIP WITH TONY

IS WHAT STOOD OUT THE MOST.

DO YOU WANT TO BE TONY BEETS
WHEN YOU GROW UP?

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY?

SOMEDAY, I'LL BE
ABLE TO GROW A BEARD.

WHEN I DO, I'LL GROW
A TONY BEETS BEARD.

HOW COME PARKER DOESN'T
HAVE A BIG BEARD?

'CAUSE I HAVE
A BABY FACE, CHRISTO.

IT'S CUTE THOUGH, PARKER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, DO
YOU WANT TO BE TONY BEETS?

DO YOU LOOK UP
TO TONY BEETS?

YEAH, FOR SURE.

HE'S ALWAYS TAKEN
A LOT OF TIME FOR ME,

AND I APPRECIATE THAT.

PARKER, ARE YOU WILLING
TO ADMIT,

RIGHT NOW LIKE I AM,

THAT I HAVE A MAN CRUSH
ON TONY BEETS?

THERE'S NO DOUBTING IT.

SO WE HAVE A BROMANCE
GOING ON HERE.

SORRY, TONY, YEAH,
A LITTLE BROMANCE.

DO THEY HAVE SECURITY HERE?

-HERE?
-NO.

TOO BAD.

Christo:
THE GOLD MINING DREAM TEAM.

FREDDY DODGE AND
DAVE TURIN STUMBLE IN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

-WE JUST FOLLOW THIS SIGN?
-THAT SAYS "DIRT"?

Christo: AND THEY TELL
AN UNNERVING STORY

IN A CUTTING-ROOM-FLOOR
CONVERSATION.

AND YOU HEAR THIS...
[ GRINDING ]

AND YOU HEAR THE SCREAM.

-[BLEEP] [BLEEP]
-GET A MEDIC!

-YOU HAVE THE FINGER?
-[BLEEP]

Christo: THEN LATER,
OUR NUMBER TWO

ALL TIME "DIRT"
THROWBACK MOMENT.

WELCOME
TO QUARTZ CREEK, BUDDY.

AND A LOOK BACK AT
THE CONSTANT WAR OF WORDS

I HAD WITH TODD HOFFMAN.

THIS REGION'S
GETTING THIN.

DIRECT RESULT OF DEALING
WITH TODD HOFFMAN

ON A REGULAR BASIS.

YOU KNOW WHOSE FAULT IT IS?

IT'S CHRISTO'S FAULT.

Christo: IT'S ALWAYS FUN
WHEN GOLD GURUS

FREDDY DODGE AND DAVE TURIN
ARE IN THE BUILDING,

AND THIS SEASON
WAS NO EXCEPTION.

HOW'S THAT, DAVE?

HEY, GET READY!

HEY, FREDDY,
HERE'S A GOLD BAR.

-YOU GOT A BOGIE.
-DO I REALLY?

I'M DONE, DAVE.
-YOU'RE DONE?

HAD A BOOGER, STAND IN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Christo: IT WAS NO SURPRISE
THAT FREDDY WAS PACKING GOLD.

I BEGGED HIM
TO BRING SOME GOLD,

SO WE COULD SEE
THE REAL THING.

Dave: OOH, THERE WE GO!

OH, MY.

THAT ONE'S
FROM AUSTRALIA.

THIS IS WORTH
ABOUT WHAT?

THAT'S PROBABLY WORTH
ABOUT $7,000 NOW.

I TRADED FOR IT
YEARS AGO.

HERE'S HOW YOU DO THIS?

WHAT IS THAT?
-[ CHUCKLING ]

-OH, GOT YOU AGAIN!
-YOU GOT ME AGAIN, DAVE.

Man #6: GET THE -- DAVE!

Christo:
BUT WHAT WAS SHOCKING,

DOZER DAVE ACTUALLY
GOT EMOTIONAL

AS HE RELIVED HIS TRAUMATIC
DEPARTURE FROM "GOLD RUSH."

I'M DONE.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU THINK
ABOUT HOW THINGS ENDED?

EVERY NIGHT.
NO, THAT WAS ROUGH.

UM...

DANG IT.
-IT MAKES YOU EMOTIONAL.

YEAH, IT DOES, THAT WAS
A ROUGH WAY TO LEAVE.

I NEVER, EVER THOUGHT...

WAIT A SECOND, WHAT ARE
YOU REACTING TO THERE?

-THAT FIGHT SCENE, YEAH.
-THE FIGHT SCENE.

WHAT ABOUT IT
IS SO UPSETTING TO YOU?

WELL, IT'S NOT
CHARACTERISTIC OF ME.

WHEN YOU'RE PUSHED, YOU KNOW,

YOU'RE PUSHED UP AGAINST A WALL,

SOMETIMES YOU REACT THAT WAY.

IT'S NOT ME, IT'S
NOT MY CHARACTER,

BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN WE'RE IN
THOSE STRESSFUL SITUATIONS,

TEMPERS FLARE,
AND MISTAKES ARE MADE.

I HATE TO BE DEFINED
BY THAT ONE MOMENT,

SO IT'S HARD FOR ME
TO WATCH THAT.

EVEN TO THIS DAY,
IT'S JUST HARD TO WATCH,

AND I DON'T WANT TO BE
DEFINED BY THAT.

Christo: BUT OUR DISCUSSION
WASN'T ALL HEAVY.

IN THIS CUTTING-ROOM-FLOOR CLIP
FROM OUR VAULT,

FREDDY GAVE US SOME INSIGHT
INTO HIS OFF-SEASON LIFE

THAT LED HIM INTO A STORY
OF WOODEN SLUICE BOXES

AND SAWED-OFF FINGERS.

ARE YOU STILL HUNTING?
ARE YOU STILL --

I KNOW THAT'S A BIG PASSION
FOR YOU BESIDES GOLD MINING.

WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
HUNTING RIGHT NOW, CHRISTO.

[ LAUGHTER ]

CHRISTO BEGGED ME TO BE HERE,
SO I'M NOT HUNTING RIGHT NOW.

WELL, THESE LITTLE E-MAILS
I WOULD DROP HIM.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT'S YOUR BEST RECENT HUNTING
STORY YOU'VE GOT FOR ME?

TWO YEARS AGO, I BROKE
THE WORLD'S RECORD AGAIN

FOR CANADIAN MOOSE.

THAT'S
A PRETTY GOOD STORY.

SO I'VE GOT NUMBER
ONE, TWO, AND THREE

IN THE WORLD
FOR CANADIAN MOOSE.

ONE, TWO, AND THREE
FOR CANADIAN MOOSE.

AND I THINK I'VE
GOT NUMBER FOUR, TOO,

BUT I HAVEN'T HAD IT
SCORED YET.

THE MOOSE I HARVESTED
TWO YEARS AGO,

THE NEW WORLD'S RECORD,

I GOT IT ON THE 16th DAY.

AND AT ONE POINT,

I WAS 120 MILES
FROM THE NEAREST ROAD.

HOW BIG WAS THIS MOOSE?

OH, HE'S BIG.

-32 OF HIM.
-YEP.

THOSE MOOSE ARE BIG

32 FREDDYS.

A BIG BULL MOOSE WILL
BE 7 1/2 FEET TO THE SHOULDER.

YEAH, THEY'RE HUGE.

AND THEN, YOU KNOW,
WE USE ALL THE MEAT, TOO.

HOW DO YOU PACK
ALL THAT MEAT OUT

WHEN YOU'RE 120 MILES
AND YOU'RE...

-HORSES.
-HORSES.

YEP, PACK STRING
OF HORSES.

IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE, WOULD
YOU CHOOSE HUNTING OR GOLD?

HUNTING FOR GOLD.

BUT ACTUALLY I'VE
DONE BOTH TOGETHER.

LIKE UP IN THE YUKON
A FEW YEARS AGO.

A GOLD PAN, A METAL DETECTOR,
AND A RIFLE, HUNTING.

WOW.

LOOKING AT THE STREAMS AND
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE MOUNTAINS

AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE VEINS
YOU SEE IN THERE,

WONDERING
IF THEY CARRIED GOLD

AND ERODED IT DOWN
INTO THE RIVER BED

THAT YOU'RE NOW TRACKING
DOWN WITH A HORSE, YOU KNOW.

WHO DID YOU GO ON
THESE TRIPS WITH?

UH, MY BUDDY JACK GOODWIN.
HE'S BEEN ON GOLD.

WHY YOU LAUGHING,
DAVE?

JACK'S THE GUY THAT
ACTUALLY CUT HIS FINGERS OFF

ON "GOLD RUSH."

-[BLEEP, BLEEP]
-GET A MEDIC.

MIKE!

[BLEEP]

MIKE!

-YOU HAVE THE FINGER?
-YEAH.

NOBODY ELSE USES THAT SAW.

SO FREDDY AND I WERE
BUILDING A WOOD SLUICE, RIGHT?

YEAH.

-AND THERE'S GUYS WITH --
-ON THE BEACH.

YEAH, AND YOU HEAR
THIS...[GRINDING]

AND YOU HEAR THIS SCREAM.

AND WE'RE LIKE, "OH, NO."

WE RUN OVER THERE.

OUR BUDDY JACK JUST GOT HIT
WITH THE --

ON THE END OF THE FINGER
WITH THE SAW

AND NOW HE'S CUT PART
OF HIS FINGER OFF.

I'M GONNA GO CHECK IT.

HE HAD CUT HIS TWO FINGERS

AND THE MEDIC TAKES
THAT DISINFECTANT.

DUMPS IT RIGHT IN THE WOUND,
RIGHT, AND WE'RE ALL --

ALL OF US ARE ABOUT READY
TO PASS OUT.

AND WE'RE GIVING HIM WATER

AND WE'RE LIKE,
"ARE YOU OKAY?"

AND HE PUT THE NOVOCAINE
IN THERE.

YEAH, HE STUCK A NEEDLE IN
THE END OF HIS BONE THERE.

-SO MIKE ASKS THE QUESTION...
-WHILE HE'S DOING IT.

WHILE HE'S DOING IT,
HE GOES...

GIVE US A PAIN SCORE.

OF 1 TO 10, HOW WOULD
YOU SCORE THE PAIN?

LET'S GIVE IT
ABOUT 6 OR 7.

OKAY, GREAT.

6.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I WENT, "JACK,
I'M LIKE 9.5 RIGHT NOW."

THIS IS
BEFORE THE NOVOCAINE?

I'M ABOUT READY TO PASS OUT.

HE'S PROBABLY IN
SHOCK A LITTLE BIT.

HE IS ONE TOUGH LITTLE GUY.

HE'S TOUGH.

HE'S A LITTLE GUY?

YEAH, HE'S ABOUT LIKE --
WELL, NO --

THERE HE IS WITH
SHORT JOKES AGAIN.

DAVE TALKS LIKE
HE'S LIKE 6'6".

HE'S LIKE AN INCH
TALLER THAN ME.

I MEAN, YOU WOULD THINK DAVE
IS, LIKE, A BASKETBALL PLAYER

OR SOMETHING OVER HERE.

Christo: AND YET ANOTHER
EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM OUR VAULT.

DAVE AND FREDDY TOOK
THE TIME TO TAKE QUESTIONS

FROM SUPERFANS VIA VIDEO CHAT.

Man #7: ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE ROLLING, LOCK IT UP.

ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TWO SUPERFANS
WITH US HERE TONIGHT

TO GRILL YOU GUYS,
YOU OKAY WITH THAT?

GOOD.

WE GOT PAUL HERE
ON THE LEFT.

HE'S IN FLORIDA,
BUT HE'S FROM ALASKA.

SO HE'S GOT THAT
GOING FOR HIM.

AND THEN WE GOT PATRICK HERE
ON THE RIGHT

WHO IS FROM NEW JERSEY.
HE'S A MEDIC.

TWO "GOLD RUSH"
SUPERFANS.

LET'S START
WITH YOU, PAUL.

GIVE ME YOUR FIRST QUESTION
FOR DAVE AND FREDDY HERE.

UM, I HAVE ONE FOR FREDDY.

WHAT MADE HIM HELP RICK
WITH THE SLUICES?

FREDDY, MAN, AM I GLAD
TO SEE YOU, BUDDY.

AW, RICK'S
A FRIEND OF MINE.

WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS
FOR QUITE A FEW YEARS.

HE CALLED ME UP AND
SAID HE NEEDED HELP

AND I ALWAYS TRY TO HELP
FRIENDS OUT WHEN I CAN.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.
HE BEGGED YOU.

[ LAUGHS ]

HE BEGGED YOU TO
COME UP PRETTY MUCH.

HE SAID HE NEEDED ME,
YEAH.

Rick: WHAT I NEED FROM HIM IS
TO GET THIS THING WORKING.

I NEED GOLD RIGHT AWAY.

I GOT ALL MY MONEY TIED UP IN
IT, AND IT'S JUST GOTTA WORK.

WHEN RICK ASKS YOU
TO DO THAT,

IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE AN HOUR OR TWO AWAY.

NO, IT'S
A 3,200-MILE DRIVE.

BECAUSE YOU GOTTA
BRING YOUR TRUCK.

I TOOK
MY SERVICE TRUCK UP, YEP.

PATRICK, I'M SURE YOU'VE GOT
ONE HERE HOPEFULLY FOR DAVE.

JUST HOW LONG HAVE
YOU BEEN IN IT, DAVE?

I KNOW YOU'VE MOVED DIRT
A LOT AS A LIVING,

BUT HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN INVOLVED MINING?

I'VE BEEN MINING
FOR PROBABLY 35 YEARS.

BUT THE MINING I STARTED
WITH WAS JUST THE SALT.

IT WAS DRILL AND SHOOT, YOU
BLAST, MOVE A LOT OF DIRT

AND ALL THAT ROCK WENT TO ROADS.

AND THEN 10 YEARS AGO,
I MET TODD HOFFMAN

AND THAT'S WHEN I
STARTED GOLD MINING.

IT'S BEEN A LIFE CHANGER EVER
SINCE, NOT BECAUSE I MET TODD.

WELL, WE'VE SEEN IT,
WE'VE SEEN IT.

DAVE STARTED MINING

ONE YEAR AFTER
THEY INVENTED THE WHEEL.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO, PAUL, TELL US WHY YOU'RE
SUCH A BIG "GOLD RUSH" FAN.

I HAVE MET TONY BEETS AT AN
AUCTION BEFORE MULTIPLE TIMES,

AND I'VE BEEN WATCHING
IT SINCE SEASON ONE

AND I DO GOLD MINE IN ALASKA.

I KNOW THAT THEY'RE REAL,
THEY'RE NOT, LIKE, FAKE

LIKE SOME OTHER TV SHOWS ARE.

PEOPLE SAY THAT TO ME A LOT.

THEY GO, "OH, YOU GUYS ARE
PROBABLY ON SET

AND YOU HAVE MAKEUP AND HAIR."

WELL, WHEN WE'RE HERE,
IT'S KIND OF THAT WAY,

BUT WHEN WE'RE OUT IN THE
FIELD, WE'RE ON OUR OWN.

AND WE HAVE OUR OWN TRAILERS,
WE HAVE TO COOK FOR OURSELVES,

WE HAVE TO WASH OUR CLOTHES,
WE HAVE TO GET OUR WATER.

SO WE DO ALL THAT PLUS MINE
AND WHAT WE DO IS VERY REAL.

SO, PAUL, TELL ME WHO
YOU WATCH "GOLD RUSH" WITH

ON FRIDAY NIGHTS.

SOMETIMES I'LL WATCH IT
WITH MY MOM OR MY FRIENDS

OR, LIKE, SOMEBODY ELSE
WATCHING TV.

I HAVE THE DISCOVERY GO APP
ON MY PHONE

AND I'LL WATCH IT ON THERE.

THERE YOU GO.

GOOD KID.
I LIKE TO HEAR THAT.

PATRICK, WHO'S YOUR
FAVORITE MINER AND WHY?

WATCHING PARKER GROW OVER
THE YEARS

AND THAT HE'S HIT
HIS GOALS EVERY YEAR

AND HE'S FOUND A WAY
TO DO IT.

WITH PAUL BEING 13
AND THE STORY OF HIM

MINING WITH HIS DAD,
THAT JUST MAKES IT EVEN BETTER,

PERPETUATES THE BUSINESS
AND THE DREAM,

KEEPS
THE DREAM ALIVE.

WELL, MAYBE PAUL'S THE
NEXT PARKER, WE'LL SEE.

-MY AUNT SAID THAT.
-WELL, THERE WE GO.

THIS MAY BE THE FIRST
TIME YOU'RE SEEING

OUR NEXT BIG "GOLD RUSH"
MINER HERE.

Christo:
AND NOW THE COUNTDOWN ROLLS ON.

THE NUMBER TWO
"DIRT" THROWBACK OF ALL TIME.

WELCOME TO
QUARTZ CREEK, BUDDY.

THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN
TV EXEC AND GOLD MINER

IS A DELICATE BALANCE
OF GIVE AND TAKE.

WERE ANY OF YOU GUYS
NERVOUS ABOUT THE SHOW?

YEAH, OH, YOU JUST
MAKE US SO NERVOUS.

Christo: OR FOR TODD HOFFMAN
AND I, SMACK TALK.

LOTS AND LOTS OF SMACK TALK.

THIS REGION'S
GETTING THIN.

DIRECT RESULT AND NOW
THEY'RE GETTING DARK.

DIRECT RESULT OF DEALING
WITH TODD HOFFMAN

ON A REGULAR BASIS.

AND YOU KNOW WHOSE FAULT IT IS?

IT'S CHRISTO'S FAULT
IN TORTURING ME.

IF I TOLD YOU GUYS I WOULD
QUIT TO COME MINE WITH YOU,

WOULD YOU HIRE ME?

YEAH, WE NEED A COOK.

BRAND-NEW LITTLE
HIKING BOOTS, CUTE.

-[ LAUGHS ]
-OH, NO.

THIS IS A SUPER
HANDSOME TODD HOFFMAN.

YEAH, THAT'S STRANGE.

Todd: I BET YOU DAVE
COULD GO DOWN THERE

AND MAKE A BUNCH
OF BAD DECISIONS.

YOU MEAN LIKE KEEPING
YOU IN "GOLD RUSH"?

GREAT JOB, EVERYBODY,
EXCEPT FOR CHRISTO.

Christo: THE NUMBER ONE ALL TIME
"DIRT" THROWBACK MOMENT.

AND IT PUTS US ALL IN
THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT.

ISN'T IT NICE?

WELL, MOST OF US.

BAD, BAD IDEA. I JUST
PULLED MY HAMSTRING.

AND THEN WE TACKLE
SOME NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN

SOCIAL-MEDIA QUESTIONS...

...WHERE PARKER SCHNABEL
PONDERS HIS NEXT CAREER MOVE.

SHOULD I WRITE A BOOK
CALLED "HOW TO NOT BE A JERK"?

I'LL WRITE THE FORWARD.

Christo: NOW THE MOMENT
YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR --

THE NUMBER ONE ALL
TIME "DIRT" THROWBACK MOMENT.

OUR HOLIDAY SPIRIT WAS
AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH

WHEN THE HOFFMAN CREW STOPPED BY

TO SUIT UP
AND SPREAD SOME CHEER.

ISN'T IT NICE?

YOU'RE TRYING TO
PUT CHRISTO IN THAT?

HEY, THAT'S IT.

BAD, BAD IDEA, LORETTA.

OH, MY.

SING?

♪ AHHHH ♪

Christo:
I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS ONE.

ANYTHING BUT SINGING.

I'LL TAKE MY SHIRT
OFF BEFORE I SING.

-♪ ON THE SEVENTH ♪
-♪ DAY OF ♪

♪ "GOLD RUSH" ♪

STOP.
CLEAR THE MECHANISM.

CLOSER TOGETHER,
GUYS.

CHEESE.

EVERYONE'S FAVORITE TIME --
SOCIAL MEDIA.

MINNIE LOVES
SOCIAL MEDIA HERE.

YOU GUYS HAVEN'T
DONE THIS BEFORE,

TAKING QUESTIONS
FROM SOCIAL MEDIA.

NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY...

PARKER...
-WHAT?

-...YOU READY FOR SOCIAL MEDIA?
-NO.

Christo: THE MINERS ARE ALWAYS
READY AND WILLING

TO ANSWER "GOLD RUSH"
FAN'S QUESTIONS.

A BABY COULD DO IT,
IT'S SO EASY.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

Christo: BUT SO MANY
COME FLOODING IN...

OH, MAN, OH.

Christo: ...THAT A FEW OF THESE
GEMS HIT THE CUTTING-ROOM FLOOR.

THAT IS, UNTIL NOW.

LET'S TAKE
THE FIRST QUESTION HERE.

GOOD LORD, THAT IS...
-DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

YEAH, I KNOW
WHAT THAT IS.

DO TELL US, WHAT
DO YOU THINK IT IS?

I THINK THEY'RE GETTING THIS
FROM THE OLD-SCHOOL PICTURES

OF YOU GUYS, RIGHT?

♪♪

I, IN MY WHOLE LIFE,

NEVER HAD ANY OF ANYTHING
A LITTLE.

THAT'S A LIE.
YOU DRINK ALL THE TIME.

SO WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH THAT?

-BUT NO HARD DRUGS.
-NO, HE'S NEVER DONE DRUGS.

YOU KIND OF LOOKED THE PART.
YOU LOOK PRETTY HIPPIED OUT.

IN THE '70s, DIDN'T
EVERYBODY LOOK LIKE THAT?

YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
ALL RIGHT, NEXT QUESTION.

IS THERE A STIGMA
AGAINST THE PEOPLE

THAT ARE ON "GOLD RUSH"?

ARE YOU GUYS
TREATED DIFFERENTLY?

UH, YEAH, I THINK THERE'S
DEFINITELY A LOT OF TALK.

I MEAN, A LOT OF THE GUYS
THAT ARE, YOU KNOW --

THERE'S PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN
UP THERE FOR GENERATIONS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? AND YOU
CAN'T REALLY BLAME THEM.

AT LEAST I DON'T BECAUSE
THEN, YOU KNOW,

I DIDN'T GROW UP
UP THERE.

AND HERE ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I'M COMING IN

AND THERE'S CAMERAS
FOLLOWING ME AROUND.

THEY KIND OF RESENT
YOU GUYS.

THEY'RE CHARACTERS THOUGH.

HERE'S JOHNNY.
WHY AM I STILL HERE?

THIS IS MY FOREVER HOME,

THIS IS WHERE I'M
GOING TO BE BURIED.

I LIKE TO WALK AROUND LOOKING
LIKE A CIVILIZED PERSON.

THAT'S PART OF THE FUN
AROUND HERE, COME AS YOU ARE.

HEY, YOU FOLKS TAKE CARE.

NO, THERE'S
HUGE CHARACTERS.

NOTHING BUT CHARACTERS.

THAT'S WHY
THE TV SHOW'S THERE,

BUT THEY'RE NOT A FAN
OF ALL THIS HOOPLA.

NOT REALLY.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE.

IS THAT JACK HOFFMAN?

THAT'S WHAT I WAS
JUST GONNA ASK.

WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT
THE JERKNESS THOUGH.

YOU'VE TURNED OVER
A NEW LEAF.

I MEAN, IT DOESN'T
JUST, LIKE, HAPPEN.

BUT YOU'RE WORKING ON IT.

THERE'S ALWAYS TIME
TO DEVOLVE BACK.

RIGHT, BRENNAN?

YOU'RE READING BOOKS ON
HOW TO NOT BE A JERK.

IT'S JUST ONE BOOK.

IT'S ACTUALLY TWO
CHAPTERS OF ONE BOOK.

WE'RE GONNA SHOW IT
ON "THE DIRT" HERE.

"HOW TO NOT BE A JERK"
BY PARKER SCHNABEL.

SHOULD I WRITE A BOOK CALLED
"HOW TO NOT BE A JERK"?

I'LL WRITE THE FORWARD.

I WILL WRITE A PICTURE BOOK
ABOUT HOW TO NOT BE A JERK.

LIKE A KIDS BOOK THOUGH
BECAUSE I WANT A CARTOON

OF BRENNAN BREAKING
THE RIPPER SHANK.

AND THEN, LIKE...
-YOU FREAKING OUT.

YOU SAY ON THERE -- LIKE,
THE ONE BUBBLE --

YOUR HEAD, LIKE,
YOU'RE REAL ANGRY.

AND THEN THE OTHER SIDE,
YOU'RE LIKE,

"OH, I'M GONNA GIVE HIM
A PAT ON THE BACK."

YEAH, SO WE'LL DO THAT.

HE CAN RUN TO THE CASTLE
ON THE HILL

TO TALK TO DOUMITT ABOUT
HOW TO CHANGE HIS WAYS.

BRENNAN BROKE THE SHANKY,
NOW I'M CRANKY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THIS IS GOING DOWNHILL FAST.

AND NOW AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK

AT THE DRAMATIC
SECOND HALF OF "GOLD RUSH."

STILL TO COME THIS SEASON,
"GOLD RUSH" MINE BOSSES

ARE BREAKING RECORDS

WITH MORE GOLD THAN EVER BEFORE.

Rick: THERE WE ARE.
OVER 100...

Man #8: 300...

Minnie: 470.

WE BROKE THE SCALE!
WE BROKE THE SCALE!

Christo: IT'S A BATTLE
EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

ALL IT'S GOTTA DO IS GET ROCKS
FROM THERE TO [BLEEP] THERE!

Man #9: HEY, GOT A LITTLE
PROBLEM UP HERE.

[BLEEP]

[BLEEP] SAKES.

Parker: YEEHAW.

Chris: WE NEED AN EMERGENCY
MEDIVAC NOW.

THIS IS MITCH BLASCHKE
COMING AT YOU LIVE

FROM THE YUKON HOSPITAL.

Officiant: WILL YOU MONICA
KEEP TAYLOR

AS YOUR FAVORITE PERSON?

HELL YEAH.

Christo:
THEY GO BIGGER...

[ HORN HONKS ]

...HARDER...

WE FOUND A LOT OF
GOLD IN A HURRY.

Christo: ...AND SMARTER.

Man #10: IT'S DEFINITELY
SOMETHING NEW.

I'M GLAD I'M NOT YOU.

THIS.

Man #11: I HEARD HIM IN THERE
YELLING AND SCREAMING.

GOING TO PLANT, YEAH, WHOO!

WHOO!

Christo: THIS IS THE MOST
COLOSSAL SEASON...

GUYS, REALLY
GET OUT OF THE WAY.

Tony: OH, YEAH!

[ MEN CHEERING ]

FLAT'S ON FIRE!

Christo:
...OF "GOLD RUSH" EVER.

[ CHEERS ]

I DROPPED THE GOLD.

HERE, THAT'S WHAT
I CALL DUMB.