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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,719 --> 00:00:02,514 Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... 2 00:00:02,539 --> 00:00:04,093 Rebecca Bunch, I have loved you 3 00:00:04,102 --> 00:00:05,268 since the moment that I saw you 4 00:00:05,270 --> 00:00:06,869 freshman year in the cafeteria. 5 00:00:06,871 --> 00:00:07,992 This isn't happening. 6 00:00:08,017 --> 00:00:09,390 You know what they say... 7 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:11,866 One person's blackmailing is another person's love story. 8 00:00:11,891 --> 00:00:14,024 Have you ever noticed how when a male patient dies, 9 00:00:14,026 --> 00:00:16,026 he's all like, beep... 10 00:00:16,028 --> 00:00:19,830 But when a female patient dies, she's like beep, beep, beep! 11 00:00:19,832 --> 00:00:21,298 I'm so glad we're in business together. 12 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:24,835 You're so good at charts and getting deals on stuff. 13 00:00:24,837 --> 00:00:26,507 That's so sexy. 14 00:00:27,273 --> 00:00:28,632 - God, Boggle. - What? Oh... 15 00:00:28,657 --> 00:00:30,307 This should never happen again after this. 16 00:00:30,309 --> 00:00:32,376 Absolutely, this is the last time. 17 00:00:32,378 --> 00:00:34,144 Last time. The last time. 18 00:00:34,146 --> 00:00:36,687 You're seeing someone else, she's your girlfriend, 19 00:00:36,712 --> 00:00:38,883 and I'm your "friend." 20 00:00:38,885 --> 00:00:41,418 - So it's possible I may have ordered - _ 21 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:43,153 a hit on Nathaniel's girlfriend Mona. 22 00:00:43,155 --> 00:00:44,955 But it's okay, I undid it this morning immediately. 23 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:46,390 At least I tried to. Hope I did. 24 00:00:46,392 --> 00:00:47,758 I think I did. I probably did. 25 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,224 The last few months have meant a lot to me. 26 00:00:50,249 --> 00:00:51,834 And if that's what you want, 27 00:00:53,342 --> 00:00:54,832 I'll forget about everything else 28 00:00:54,878 --> 00:00:58,591 - and everyone else, for you. - _ 29 00:00:58,615 --> 00:01:00,615 _ 30 00:01:15,187 --> 00:01:16,820 HEATHER: So, do you have to, like, study, 31 00:01:16,822 --> 00:01:18,322 everywhere we go? 32 00:01:18,324 --> 00:01:20,024 I have a final. It's an ethics class. 33 00:01:20,026 --> 00:01:21,258 It's hard. 34 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:24,028 Well, just copy your ethics off someone else. 35 00:01:24,030 --> 00:01:27,771 Right? Also, Rebecca, what's up with the knitting? 36 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:31,602 Um, it's crocheting, and she's trying to relax. 37 00:01:31,604 --> 00:01:34,802 (whispering): She and Nathaniel are... 38 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:36,974 (whispering): Hey, yeah, so maybe there's a better mime 39 00:01:36,976 --> 00:01:40,077 we can do around someone who survived a suicide attempt. 40 00:01:40,079 --> 00:01:41,812 It's fine, yes. Nathaniel and I are done. 41 00:01:41,814 --> 00:01:43,147 Okay? 42 00:01:43,149 --> 00:01:44,348 Clearly, I wasn't ready 43 00:01:44,350 --> 00:01:45,482 to be in a relationship. 44 00:01:45,484 --> 00:01:47,217 Also, he was seeing someone else. 45 00:01:47,219 --> 00:01:49,253 That... always works out great. 46 00:01:49,255 --> 00:01:51,455 Exactly, it did not work out. 47 00:01:51,457 --> 00:01:53,500 Which is great, because now 48 00:01:53,759 --> 00:01:55,225 I get some well-deserved me time. 49 00:01:55,539 --> 00:01:56,860 Yeah, I get some hot 50 00:01:56,862 --> 00:01:58,862 Rebecca-on-Rebecca action. 51 00:01:58,864 --> 00:02:01,365 Yeah, I don't need a man. And you know what says that? 52 00:02:01,367 --> 00:02:03,500 This soon-to-be afghan. 53 00:02:03,502 --> 00:02:05,797 - I like that attitude. - You go, girl. 54 00:02:05,822 --> 00:02:08,305 - Other supportive girl thing. - Yeah. 55 00:02:08,307 --> 00:02:09,740 You know what, from now on, my life is gonna get 56 00:02:09,742 --> 00:02:11,909 an A-plus on the Bechdel test. 57 00:02:11,911 --> 00:02:13,410 Well, actually, since the Bechdel test 58 00:02:13,412 --> 00:02:15,479 is a measure of how often women talk about men, 59 00:02:15,481 --> 00:02:17,548 the act of talking about the Bechdel test 60 00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:20,517 kind of technically means you've failed the Bechdel test. 61 00:02:20,519 --> 00:02:23,220 Okay, thank you, feminism referee. 62 00:02:23,222 --> 00:02:24,521 And you know what the best thing is 63 00:02:24,523 --> 00:02:26,291 about being alone, potentially forever? 64 00:02:26,993 --> 00:02:28,721 I know what the future holds now. 65 00:02:29,014 --> 00:02:30,446 The way ahead is clear, 66 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:33,764 and I know exactly what I need to do next. 67 00:02:33,766 --> 00:02:36,033 ? ? 68 00:02:40,773 --> 00:02:41,772 It's an afghan. 69 00:02:41,774 --> 00:02:44,041 ? ? 70 00:02:46,045 --> 00:02:48,776 ? It's come to this like I knew it would ? 71 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:51,715 ? Since I'm now single for good ? 72 00:02:51,717 --> 00:02:54,251 ? I know just what I gotta do ? 73 00:02:54,253 --> 00:02:57,921 ? I gotta go get myself a buttload of cats ? 74 00:02:57,923 --> 00:03:00,791 ? A buttload of cats ? ? A buttload of cats ? 75 00:03:00,793 --> 00:03:02,526 ? Way too many cats ? 76 00:03:02,528 --> 00:03:05,529 ? When you're a permanent bachelorette ? 77 00:03:05,531 --> 00:03:08,065 ? It's mandatory that you go out and get ? 78 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:10,067 ? A buttload of cats ? 79 00:03:10,069 --> 00:03:11,335 ? ? 80 00:03:11,337 --> 00:03:13,076 ? Oh, yeah ? 81 00:03:14,607 --> 00:03:17,474 ? I walk myself down to the Lonely Lady Cat Store ? 82 00:03:17,476 --> 00:03:19,710 ? The smell is overwhelming inside ? 83 00:03:20,256 --> 00:03:22,913 ? This is the future smell of my house ? 84 00:03:22,915 --> 00:03:24,848 ? It's the smell of my dreams that have died ? 85 00:03:24,850 --> 00:03:25,983 And cats! 86 00:03:25,985 --> 00:03:28,585 ? I walk up to the cat shelf ? 87 00:03:28,587 --> 00:03:30,954 ? Where the cats are labeled big and small ? 88 00:03:30,956 --> 00:03:34,291 ? The saleslady asks, "Is there one you like?" ? 89 00:03:34,293 --> 00:03:35,959 ? And I state, "I'll take them all" ? 90 00:03:35,961 --> 00:03:37,961 ? I want a buttload of cats ? 91 00:03:37,963 --> 00:03:39,363 ? Meow, a buttload of cats ? 92 00:03:39,365 --> 00:03:40,564 ? Gimme a buttload of cats ? 93 00:03:40,566 --> 00:03:42,733 ? Meow, a buttload of cats, meow ? 94 00:03:42,735 --> 00:03:44,101 Yes. ? The saleslady's pumped ? 95 00:03:44,103 --> 00:03:45,736 ? She's closing early ? 96 00:03:45,738 --> 00:03:48,806 ? And headed home to her sad walk-up apartment ? 97 00:03:48,808 --> 00:03:52,142 ? Filled with her own buttload of cats ? 98 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,644 ? Meow, meow, meow ? 99 00:03:53,646 --> 00:03:55,379 ? That she got at a discount ? 100 00:03:55,381 --> 00:03:56,647 ? Meow, meow, meow ? 101 00:03:56,649 --> 00:03:58,248 ? 'Cause she works at the cat store ? 102 00:03:58,250 --> 00:03:59,483 ? Meow, meow, meow ? 103 00:03:59,485 --> 00:04:00,851 ? Meow, meow, meow ? 104 00:04:00,853 --> 00:04:02,619 ? Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ? 105 00:04:02,971 --> 00:04:05,923 ? Why have cats over time become ? 106 00:04:05,925 --> 00:04:08,725 ? Synonymous with loneliness? ? 107 00:04:08,727 --> 00:04:11,562 ? We gotta work on our collective image ? 108 00:04:11,564 --> 00:04:13,931 ? We need a new publicist ? 109 00:04:14,226 --> 00:04:17,101 ? The ironic part is we're not that friendly ? 110 00:04:17,103 --> 00:04:20,137 ? If you're lonely, we might make it worse ? 111 00:04:20,139 --> 00:04:22,647 ? Also, we sleep, like, 16 hours a day ? 112 00:04:22,672 --> 00:04:25,309 ? Have you considered getting a dog? ? 113 00:04:25,311 --> 00:04:28,212 ? Nope, I want a buttload of you guys ? 114 00:04:28,214 --> 00:04:29,613 ? Okay, we warned you ? 115 00:04:29,615 --> 00:04:30,747 ? A buttload of cats ? 116 00:04:30,749 --> 00:04:32,583 ? We're gonna ruin your couch ? 117 00:04:32,585 --> 00:04:35,704 ? There's a lot of evidence that ? 118 00:04:35,852 --> 00:04:38,522 ? Organisms in cat poop make you crazy ? 119 00:04:38,524 --> 00:04:42,852 ? Yes, we saw that article in The Atlantic ? 120 00:04:43,118 --> 00:04:45,295 ? And then we peed on The Atlantic ? 121 00:04:45,297 --> 00:04:46,763 ? ? 122 00:04:46,765 --> 00:04:48,665 ? But I still want a buttload of cats! ? 123 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:51,502 (cats hiss) 124 00:04:51,504 --> 00:04:53,379 Oh, my God, it's so nice to connect with someone. 125 00:04:53,906 --> 00:04:56,006 I feel so much less alone now. 126 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:59,109 Do you want to get out of here and talk more about our cats? 127 00:04:59,111 --> 00:05:01,574 - Yeah. - Okay. 128 00:05:03,149 --> 00:05:04,615 Oh. Oh. 129 00:05:04,617 --> 00:05:06,717 Hey, where are you ladies going? 130 00:05:06,719 --> 00:05:08,593 We're all supposed to be lonely. 131 00:05:09,663 --> 00:05:11,355 I like tabbies. 132 00:05:11,357 --> 00:05:12,983 Oh... 133 00:05:15,594 --> 00:05:18,195 - REBECCA: Mmm... oh, yeah. - _ 134 00:05:18,197 --> 00:05:20,831 I'm digging this. 135 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:22,866 Quiet night in by myself. 136 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:26,336 I can finally hear myself think. 137 00:05:26,338 --> 00:05:28,038 - I can hear you think, too. - (screams) 138 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,706 Wha... wha... wha... 139 00:05:29,895 --> 00:05:32,075 Rebecca. Trent?! 140 00:05:32,311 --> 00:05:34,878 Oh, my God! What are you doing here?! 141 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,446 ? ? 142 00:05:36,448 --> 00:05:38,615 ? I'm just a boy in love ? 143 00:05:38,617 --> 00:05:40,417 ? La-la-la, lovey-dove ? 144 00:05:40,419 --> 00:05:43,220 ? I can't be held responsible for my actions ? 145 00:05:43,222 --> 00:05:44,555 ? Ooh, he's a male ingenue ? 146 00:05:44,557 --> 00:05:47,191 ? I have no underlying issues to address ? 147 00:05:47,193 --> 00:05:49,560 ? I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ? 148 00:05:49,562 --> 00:05:51,495 ? They say love makes you crazy ? 149 00:05:51,497 --> 00:05:53,730 ? Therefore, you can't call him crazy ? 150 00:05:53,732 --> 00:05:56,033 ? 'Cause when you call him crazy ? 151 00:05:56,035 --> 00:05:57,935 ? You're just calling him in love. ? 152 00:05:57,937 --> 00:06:00,137 Blam! 153 00:06:02,018 --> 00:06:04,018 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 154 00:06:04,043 --> 00:06:05,609 I said "Blam." 155 00:06:05,611 --> 00:06:07,407 Yeah, I heard you. 156 00:06:09,071 --> 00:06:11,281 So, what, you just never heard back from Rebecca? 157 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:12,516 No. 158 00:06:12,518 --> 00:06:14,518 I basically offered to give up everything for her, 159 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:17,480 and the next thing you know, I got this text. 160 00:06:17,505 --> 00:06:21,558 -_ - And then I sent that text. 161 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:22,726 - And that was it. - Huh. 162 00:06:22,728 --> 00:06:24,194 Rebecca and I see each other at work, 163 00:06:24,196 --> 00:06:26,797 and we just act like the whole thing... never happened. 164 00:06:26,799 --> 00:06:28,232 - Yeah, that sounds healthy. - Yeah, well... 165 00:06:28,234 --> 00:06:29,166 What's wrong, baby? 166 00:06:29,168 --> 00:06:31,058 You thirsty? Want some water? 167 00:06:33,249 --> 00:06:35,105 Hey, uh, quick question, 168 00:06:35,107 --> 00:06:38,308 why is it that all of my friends, including you, 169 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:39,643 are in love with Rebecca? 170 00:06:40,046 --> 00:06:42,012 Does she have a magic vagina? 171 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:43,280 No. 172 00:06:43,282 --> 00:06:44,715 She has a great one, though. 173 00:06:45,062 --> 00:06:48,318 And she does like when I refer to it as the Sorting Hat. 174 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,786 (chuckles) 175 00:06:51,782 --> 00:06:53,423 Harry Potter dirty talk. 176 00:06:53,425 --> 00:06:54,524 Don't worry about it. 177 00:06:54,526 --> 00:06:55,859 Yikes. 178 00:06:55,861 --> 00:06:58,862 So, uh... so what's going on with Mona, then? 179 00:06:58,864 --> 00:07:00,230 You still seeing her? 180 00:07:00,232 --> 00:07:02,566 I've just been avoiding her, 181 00:07:02,568 --> 00:07:04,768 which is ridiculous. 182 00:07:04,770 --> 00:07:06,837 I keep telling her that work is crazy. 183 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:08,005 It's not crazy. 184 00:07:08,007 --> 00:07:10,641 - It's not fair to her, you know? - Hmm. 185 00:07:10,643 --> 00:07:12,743 Mona's great. She doesn't deserve this. 186 00:07:12,745 --> 00:07:14,211 Yeah, I know. It's pretty crappy what you're doing. 187 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:15,712 Ah, there it is. 188 00:07:15,714 --> 00:07:18,048 There's that famous judginess I've heard so much about. 189 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:20,350 I'm even getting it from your dog down there. Hello. 190 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:22,319 (snorts, barks) 191 00:07:22,321 --> 00:07:23,487 That's a good boy. 192 00:07:23,489 --> 00:07:24,955 Look, I know I should move on, okay? 193 00:07:24,957 --> 00:07:26,734 I just can't seem to do it. 194 00:07:26,901 --> 00:07:28,325 I don't know, I guess a part of me is hoping 195 00:07:28,327 --> 00:07:31,221 that Rebecca will come around eventually. 196 00:07:31,473 --> 00:07:32,839 (sighs, groans) 197 00:07:32,864 --> 00:07:34,631 When will I ever get the message? 198 00:07:34,656 --> 00:07:36,862 REBECCA: When are you gonna get the message, Trent? 199 00:07:36,887 --> 00:07:38,787 I don't want to see you. 200 00:07:38,971 --> 00:07:40,404 Okay, Paula told me it was you 201 00:07:40,406 --> 00:07:43,340 that gave Josh my medical records right before my wedding. 202 00:07:43,342 --> 00:07:46,076 You almost ruined my life, maniac! 203 00:07:46,078 --> 00:07:48,512 You mean saved your life, lover? 204 00:07:48,514 --> 00:07:51,715 No. You blowing up my wedding, uh, kind of put me on the path 205 00:07:51,717 --> 00:07:54,251 - to almost killing myself, so... - Oh, come on, 206 00:07:54,253 --> 00:07:55,385 that's a reach. 207 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:57,431 I mean, take some responsibility for your actions. 208 00:07:57,456 --> 00:08:00,123 I saved you from being in a marriage you didn't even want. 209 00:08:00,365 --> 00:08:03,427 And now I'm here to claim my prize for a job well done. 210 00:08:03,429 --> 00:08:04,961 You. 211 00:08:04,963 --> 00:08:06,229 What? Here to claim your prize? 212 00:08:06,231 --> 00:08:07,597 It's been months. 213 00:08:07,599 --> 00:08:09,366 I mean, where the hell have you been? 214 00:08:09,368 --> 00:08:11,368 Oh, you have no idea what I've done 215 00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:13,410 to fight my way back to you. 216 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,106 After I dropped the documents off to Josh... 217 00:08:16,108 --> 00:08:17,407 Here you go. 218 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:19,576 ... all I had to do was wait for your wedding to fail. 219 00:08:19,723 --> 00:08:21,589 So I rented a drone 220 00:08:21,614 --> 00:08:24,948 with a camera, and I watched as your wedding fell apart. 221 00:08:24,950 --> 00:08:26,049 Victory! 222 00:08:26,051 --> 00:08:27,384 Then I tracked you 223 00:08:27,386 --> 00:08:30,253 to the weirdly foreboding Covina Inn and Suites. 224 00:08:30,255 --> 00:08:32,089 I knew you were alone. 225 00:08:32,091 --> 00:08:35,459 All I had to do was claim my prize, my princess. 226 00:08:35,461 --> 00:08:38,128 I'm coming to rescue you, Rebecca. 227 00:08:38,130 --> 00:08:40,030 And just as I was about to save you from your tower... 228 00:08:40,032 --> 00:08:41,064 (train whistle blows) 229 00:08:41,066 --> 00:08:42,933 ... I heard the sound of a train. 230 00:08:42,935 --> 00:08:45,502 You know how I feel about clowns and trains. 231 00:08:45,504 --> 00:08:46,870 (horn honks) 232 00:08:46,872 --> 00:08:49,749 Ironic, then, that I was hit by a bus and not a train. 233 00:08:49,774 --> 00:08:54,010 That was the beginning of the worst months of my life. 234 00:08:54,012 --> 00:08:57,157 Every bone in my body was broken, 235 00:08:57,404 --> 00:09:00,217 except, unfortunately, my ear bones. 236 00:09:00,219 --> 00:09:02,285 Hey, Trent, how you doing, buddy? 237 00:09:02,287 --> 00:09:04,321 Oh, that's right. You can't talk. 238 00:09:04,323 --> 00:09:06,957 Ooh-hoo, my favorite kind of audience. 239 00:09:06,959 --> 00:09:10,060 Would you mind hearing some of my new stand-up set? 240 00:09:10,062 --> 00:09:12,062 So, this patient comes in 241 00:09:12,064 --> 00:09:14,341 with a yellowish discoloration of the skin. 242 00:09:14,518 --> 00:09:17,000 His name was Jack Nicholson. (chuckles) 243 00:09:17,002 --> 00:09:20,103 He says, uh, "Here's Jaundice!" 244 00:09:20,105 --> 00:09:21,972 I have, like, maybe 40 more. Can I run them by you? 245 00:09:21,974 --> 00:09:24,941 I spent the next six months of my life in terrible pain. 246 00:09:24,943 --> 00:09:26,810 She's always got to go collect the urine sample 247 00:09:26,812 --> 00:09:29,112 - with all the other female patients. - Both physically... 248 00:09:29,114 --> 00:09:32,482 I used to call it the dab ointment and lean. 249 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:33,683 ... and comedically. 250 00:09:33,685 --> 00:09:35,819 Gynecological obstetrics! 251 00:09:35,821 --> 00:09:38,146 Till one day I could no longer take it 252 00:09:38,171 --> 00:09:40,857 and I mustered all of my energy and I broke free from my casts. 253 00:09:40,859 --> 00:09:43,084 (shouting) 254 00:09:44,006 --> 00:09:46,963 I knew Dr. Roth would have the authorities out there looking for me. 255 00:09:46,965 --> 00:09:48,932 He was developing a one-man show, 256 00:09:48,934 --> 00:09:50,367 and he needed my help. 257 00:09:50,369 --> 00:09:52,102 So I stole a hog 258 00:09:52,104 --> 00:09:55,439 and decided to head out to the desert to recuperate. 259 00:09:55,441 --> 00:09:58,766 I holed up in a cave in the Mojave. 260 00:10:01,555 --> 00:10:03,713 And I hung with a pack of coyotes, 261 00:10:03,891 --> 00:10:06,183 and they taught me how to howl again. 262 00:10:06,185 --> 00:10:08,351 (coyotes howling) 263 00:10:08,353 --> 00:10:10,520 (Trent howling) 264 00:10:12,585 --> 00:10:14,291 That's when I knew that I was ready 265 00:10:14,293 --> 00:10:16,062 to find my way back to you. 266 00:10:16,862 --> 00:10:19,563 So I Wazed directions back towards the Brooks Brothers 267 00:10:19,565 --> 00:10:21,777 at the Desert Hills Premium Outlets 268 00:10:21,802 --> 00:10:23,735 to find myself some clothes. 269 00:10:24,131 --> 00:10:25,731 I'm an outlet guy. 270 00:10:26,468 --> 00:10:27,915 And I came here. 271 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:29,473 Oh, my God! 272 00:10:29,475 --> 00:10:30,822 Mm-hmm. 273 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:33,343 I mean, that's the most insane story I've ever heard. 274 00:10:33,345 --> 00:10:34,778 Honestly, I'd be impressed 275 00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,913 if I weren't so disgusted by you as a person. 276 00:10:36,915 --> 00:10:38,181 Okay, so just... 277 00:10:38,206 --> 00:10:40,369 You told me your story, now get out of here, Trent. 278 00:10:40,394 --> 00:10:42,227 All right, your timing couldn't be worse. 279 00:10:42,252 --> 00:10:44,736 I am not looking for anything right now. 280 00:10:44,761 --> 00:10:46,572 I'm browsing cat websites. 281 00:10:46,597 --> 00:10:48,625 I'm-I'm making a crocheted blanket for Darryl's baby. 282 00:10:48,627 --> 00:10:50,560 Why am I tell you this? Just get out. 283 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,142 You leave me no choice, then. 284 00:10:52,425 --> 00:10:55,259 I'm gonna have to blackmail you into being my girlfriend again. 285 00:10:55,284 --> 00:10:57,250 Yeah, buddy, you can't blackmail me, okay? 286 00:10:57,275 --> 00:11:01,041 Everyone already knows all of my top secret personal info, thanks to you. 287 00:11:01,066 --> 00:11:03,840 Oh, I have way better info than that now. 288 00:11:03,865 --> 00:11:06,242 Does Pretzel365 ring a bell? 289 00:11:06,392 --> 00:11:08,712 Perhaps a handle that you used on a little thing 290 00:11:08,714 --> 00:11:11,014 we like to call the Dark Web? 291 00:11:11,016 --> 00:11:12,716 (horror music plays) 292 00:11:12,718 --> 00:11:14,351 How do you know about the Dark Web? 293 00:11:14,353 --> 00:11:16,887 (chuckles) The Dark Web is my playground, baby. 294 00:11:17,096 --> 00:11:19,422 I have a Dark Web alert on your I.P. address. 295 00:11:19,424 --> 00:11:20,423 (horror music plays) 296 00:11:20,425 --> 00:11:21,892 I saw that, one night, you were trying 297 00:11:21,894 --> 00:11:23,560 to take a hit out on a girl called Mona. 298 00:11:23,562 --> 00:11:25,529 - (horror music plays) - I have all the info. 299 00:11:25,531 --> 00:11:27,564 I printed out a hard copy 300 00:11:28,306 --> 00:11:31,025 'cause hard copies just have more gravitas. There you go. 301 00:11:34,106 --> 00:11:36,206 No. No, no, no. No, no. 302 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:41,310 Oh, my God, but... 303 00:11:42,814 --> 00:11:44,481 I was out of my mind on hormones, 304 00:11:44,483 --> 00:11:47,450 and I undid it all the next day. I never meant to hurt anyone. 305 00:11:47,452 --> 00:11:50,453 Oh, cool. So you don't mind if I distribute that to everyone, 306 00:11:50,455 --> 00:11:53,523 and you get arrested and disbarred and sent to prison 307 00:11:53,525 --> 00:11:55,125 for solicitation of murder for hire 308 00:11:55,127 --> 00:11:58,295 under federal statute 18, U.S.C. 1958? 309 00:11:59,659 --> 00:12:04,339 (laughs) Whee! I'm your boyfriend again. 310 00:12:05,095 --> 00:12:07,762 ? 311 00:12:13,322 --> 00:12:16,189 Mm, any update on that Jessica Alba charity event? 312 00:12:16,191 --> 00:12:18,124 I told you, we're not getting that party. 313 00:12:18,126 --> 00:12:20,794 Every event planning company in town is pursuing it. 314 00:12:20,796 --> 00:12:22,280 But you know her. 315 00:12:22,305 --> 00:12:24,097 I L.A. know her. I spun next to her, 316 00:12:24,099 --> 00:12:25,844 I juiced behind her, and one time, 317 00:12:25,869 --> 00:12:27,539 I was at a gifting suite in front of her. 318 00:12:27,564 --> 00:12:28,763 That's the extent of it. 319 00:12:28,765 --> 00:12:31,433 I texted her assistant, but we're not gonna hear back. 320 00:12:31,435 --> 00:12:32,867 Beth, we need a really cool party 321 00:12:32,869 --> 00:12:35,048 to get a lot of attention and raise our profile. 322 00:12:35,073 --> 00:12:38,848 I mean, nothing could possibly lower our profile. 323 00:12:38,873 --> 00:12:41,142 We work out of a children's baseball bar. 324 00:12:41,373 --> 00:12:44,561 I just want to work on classy events with classy people. 325 00:12:44,741 --> 00:12:46,170 JOSH: What up, Home Base? 326 00:12:46,195 --> 00:12:49,828 DJ Disc Joshy is in the house! 327 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:50,985 ? Always ? 328 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,954 Oh, God, he's terrible. 329 00:12:52,956 --> 00:12:54,689 How did he even do... ? 330 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,858 ? Everything that I do... ? 331 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,225 Hey, Valencia. 332 00:12:58,762 --> 00:13:01,329 Hey, Valencia's girlfriend, because she has girlfriends now, 333 00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:02,931 and that's so cool. 334 00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:06,067 Hey, Josh. Uh, you know, you can call me Beth now. 335 00:13:06,069 --> 00:13:07,201 We've met a couple times. 336 00:13:07,226 --> 00:13:10,138 - See? You're so cool. - (laughing): Thank you. 337 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,600 Turn that thing off. We're working. 338 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,006 - Oh. I know you're working, - (music stops) 339 00:13:13,031 --> 00:13:14,366 and that's exactly why I'm here. 340 00:13:14,391 --> 00:13:17,278 Here to pitch to you my DJ services. 341 00:13:17,850 --> 00:13:20,537 Oh, I've been deejaying at my club, and I ran 342 00:13:20,562 --> 00:13:22,650 into Monica F. from high school, who said her little sister's 343 00:13:22,652 --> 00:13:25,153 having a sweet 16 at the rec center, 344 00:13:25,155 --> 00:13:27,122 and she's gonna ask you to plan the party. 345 00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:30,493 And I got your DJ right here. 346 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,397 Me. It's me. 347 00:13:33,763 --> 00:13:35,340 (laughs) I'm not doing that party. 348 00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:36,772 She already asked me; I said no. 349 00:13:36,797 --> 00:13:39,734 V, we can't turn down events, any events. 350 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,319 We work here. 351 00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:43,071 We have to buy onion rings every hour 352 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,539 just to keep the Wi-Fi going. 353 00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:45,640 We're doing the party. 354 00:13:45,642 --> 00:13:47,375 JOSH: Awesome. Hire me. 355 00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:49,613 - I'll do it for free. - Great, you're hired. 356 00:13:49,638 --> 00:13:51,045 Also, you're not very good at negotiating. 357 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,514 VALENCIA: Okay, fine. 358 00:13:52,516 --> 00:13:53,715 But if we're doing it, 359 00:13:53,717 --> 00:13:55,783 we're doing it my way, chic and elegant. 360 00:13:55,785 --> 00:13:57,433 Great. As long as I pick the music. 361 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:58,586 Absolutely not. 362 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,255 But that's all a DJ does. 363 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,550 No. They also bring in equipment and push buttons. 364 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,371 But can we at least do the Royal? 365 00:14:04,396 --> 00:14:06,441 I've been dying for a kid's party 366 00:14:06,466 --> 00:14:08,833 - to expose it to a new generation. - The Royal? 367 00:14:08,858 --> 00:14:10,598 Oh, God, don't listen to him. 368 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,792 Shut up about it, Josh. 369 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,769 Oh, the Royal is the best. 370 00:14:13,794 --> 00:14:16,571 Okay. Uh, it's a dance Valencia and I did in high school 371 00:14:16,573 --> 00:14:19,027 when we were voted homecoming queen and king. 372 00:14:19,052 --> 00:14:21,075 Royal, get it? 373 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,044 - Oh, yeah. 'Cause of... - I said, shut up. 374 00:14:23,046 --> 00:14:24,449 Josh, no Royal, 375 00:14:24,474 --> 00:14:26,941 no cheesy music; that is not my personal brand. 376 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:30,836 Whatever you say. I... as long as I got this gig, I'm happy. 377 00:14:30,861 --> 00:14:33,718 - Fine. You've got the gig. - (grunts) 378 00:14:33,743 --> 00:14:35,510 - Thank you. - (grunts) 379 00:14:35,535 --> 00:14:37,034 Also, never touch me again. 380 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:39,594 Oh, cool. Is she still like that? 381 00:14:39,596 --> 00:14:41,663 (chuckles) That takes me back to when we were dating. 382 00:14:41,665 --> 00:14:44,324 But you know what I'm talking about, right, Beth? (laughs) 383 00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:46,149 I don't have that problem, Josh. 384 00:14:46,449 --> 00:14:48,883 Yeah. O-Okay. 385 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,372 REBECCA: Oh, so glad we're back together. 386 00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:55,643 And that was a great 19th game of Scrabble. 387 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:59,948 Um, great bingo with "quixotry." 388 00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:04,385 Yeah. Triple letter score, plus 50 bonus points... I win. 389 00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:05,787 Yeah. Well played. 390 00:15:05,789 --> 00:15:07,255 It's been so fun staying up all night. 391 00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:09,363 Um, hey, so could I have my phone back now? 392 00:15:09,388 --> 00:15:12,308 No. First, we have to play Settlers of Catan 393 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,495 and then Ticket to Ride, and then maybe we can talk 394 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,910 about you getting your phone back. 395 00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:18,347 Hey, instead of board games, 396 00:15:18,372 --> 00:15:22,230 how about we do something more... immediate. 397 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,871 - Sex? - No. 398 00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:26,007 Uh... I would like to... 399 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,394 show off... 400 00:15:27,419 --> 00:15:30,922 my... pookie. 401 00:15:31,149 --> 00:15:33,057 Wait. Me? 402 00:15:33,483 --> 00:15:35,250 I'm your pookie? 403 00:15:35,574 --> 00:15:38,319 No one has ever called me a pookie before. 404 00:15:38,321 --> 00:15:40,160 This is... crazy. 405 00:15:40,185 --> 00:15:41,823 Well, today's your lucky day. 406 00:15:41,825 --> 00:15:43,324 I would like to take you to my office 407 00:15:43,326 --> 00:15:44,559 and show you around. 408 00:15:44,561 --> 00:15:47,195 Everyone will be there today, except for, sadly, 409 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,563 Nathaniel, he'll be in a meeting, 410 00:15:48,565 --> 00:15:49,731 but everyone else will be there. 411 00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:51,065 And you can see Paula. 412 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,700 I-I didn't think we'd get here this fast. 413 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,336 I mean, I-I didn't expect to get here until around month four 414 00:15:55,338 --> 00:15:57,536 in our relationship, but I knew you'd come around. 415 00:15:57,561 --> 00:15:59,841 Yes. Well, that's what's happening. 416 00:15:59,843 --> 00:16:01,709 Ooh, I got you a pretty dress 417 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,645 for when we promenade. I'll go get it. 418 00:16:03,647 --> 00:16:05,872 (giggling): Great. Okay. 419 00:16:07,819 --> 00:16:10,019 (elevator bell dings) 420 00:16:11,988 --> 00:16:14,188 (sighs) 421 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,360 Say what we worked out in the car. 422 00:16:19,385 --> 00:16:21,445 Uh, hi, everybody. 423 00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:24,156 (clears throat) This is Trent, my ex. 424 00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:25,947 Uh, we're now back together. 425 00:16:25,972 --> 00:16:27,271 Yeah. 426 00:16:27,296 --> 00:16:29,281 Is there anything else you want to say to this room full 427 00:16:29,306 --> 00:16:32,264 - of people, baby girl? - Right. Um... 428 00:16:32,289 --> 00:16:33,941 I know that I said I wanted to live 429 00:16:33,943 --> 00:16:35,219 a life of quiet loneliness, 430 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:39,000 but then... Trent came back. 431 00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:42,772 Um, Trent... is the love of my life. 432 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,152 He is 433 00:16:44,154 --> 00:16:46,914 - the Pyramus to my Thisbe. - (mouthing) 434 00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:49,624 (sighs) 435 00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:53,961 Wow. That was, that was beautiful. 436 00:16:53,963 --> 00:16:55,830 - Trent. - Hey. 437 00:16:55,832 --> 00:16:57,094 So good to see you. 438 00:16:57,119 --> 00:16:59,820 - Thank you. - Look at you two. 439 00:16:59,845 --> 00:17:03,289 Finally together. Will they? Won't they? I guess they will. 440 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,000 - (laughs) - So listen. 441 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,203 I have a gushing period, 442 00:17:07,228 --> 00:17:09,664 and I need Rebecca's help for a minute, so can you spare her? 443 00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:10,855 What kind of help? 444 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,531 Ah, okay. 445 00:17:12,556 --> 00:17:15,516 Well, you know, with me, it's like a four-hand job. 446 00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:18,052 I mean, I got to... I'm putting in menstrual cups, 447 00:17:18,054 --> 00:17:19,836 a-a tampon, maybe a pillow. 448 00:17:19,861 --> 00:17:21,723 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just... it's really... 449 00:17:21,725 --> 00:17:23,791 (muttering) NC-17 graphic, 450 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,327 so can I go with her, um, my love? 451 00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:28,961 Yes, of course. You know I think menstruation is beautiful. 452 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,289 It's my favorite time of the month to make love. 453 00:17:31,314 --> 00:17:32,377 Ugh. 454 00:17:32,402 --> 00:17:35,336 ? Period sex, period sex. ? 455 00:17:35,338 --> 00:17:36,471 Nope. You don't get to sing that. 456 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:37,839 Okay. I'll be right back. Okay. 457 00:17:37,841 --> 00:17:41,008 Mmm... mwah. 458 00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:43,277 PAULA: Oh. 459 00:17:43,743 --> 00:17:45,702 - Bye. - NATHANIEL: Hold on one second. 460 00:17:48,648 --> 00:17:50,671 Yes. I'm-I'm sorry I missed the meeting today. 461 00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:52,996 (clears throat) I've been, um, busy at the office. 462 00:17:53,021 --> 00:17:55,694 I'll have my assistant reschedule. Mm-hmm. 463 00:18:11,474 --> 00:18:13,674 (clicking) 464 00:18:13,706 --> 00:18:21,151 _ 465 00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:29,023 Okay, Paula, it's bad. It's really bad. 466 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,901 And I need your help now. 467 00:18:38,152 --> 00:18:39,818 Rebecca, what is going on? 468 00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:41,319 What's going on is I need your help. 469 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,754 Okay? And-and not Good Paula help. 470 00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:44,400 I need Bad Paula help. 471 00:18:44,425 --> 00:18:45,557 Right? 472 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:48,593 Not "I'm a lawyer and I want to play by the rules now" Paula. 473 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,263 I need surveillance- camera-in-the-brooch, 474 00:18:51,265 --> 00:18:53,331 tracking-device-in-the-shoulder Paula, now. 475 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,934 - What? Why? - Trent is blackmailing me. 476 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,515 How? What does he have on you? 477 00:19:00,362 --> 00:19:02,807 - I don't think you want to know. - Why? 478 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,376 He just is, okay? 479 00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:06,545 So I need your help. It's nothing we haven't done before. 480 00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:07,879 Okay, but... (sighs) 481 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,648 Honey, all that scheming... 482 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:13,051 We have talked about this... It is in the past. 483 00:19:13,053 --> 00:19:15,053 I have changed. You have changed. 484 00:19:15,055 --> 00:19:16,855 Yes. Yes, I have, 485 00:19:16,857 --> 00:19:19,191 but sometimes the past comes back to bite you in the butt. 486 00:19:19,193 --> 00:19:20,725 Oh, hey, look, if he's threatening you 487 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,562 with something serious, then let's just go to the police. 488 00:19:23,564 --> 00:19:25,330 No, we can't go to the police; that's how blackmail works. 489 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,799 - That's why blackmail works. - I'm sorry, 490 00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:30,135 but I want to be a lawyer, and breaking the law 491 00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:33,464 is not a good idea for me right now. 492 00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:38,350 - Okay. Okay. - (sighs) 493 00:19:39,382 --> 00:19:41,436 Okay, okay. 494 00:19:41,982 --> 00:19:44,182 (sighs) 495 00:19:46,999 --> 00:19:49,124 Paula, I... 496 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,741 I didn't want to say this. 497 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,858 I really didn't, but... 498 00:19:56,515 --> 00:19:59,044 Trent doesn't just have dirt on me, 499 00:19:59,069 --> 00:20:01,203 he has dirt on you, too. 500 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,035 Yeah, and it's bad stuff. 501 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,470 It's-it's all the stuff. 502 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,606 It's the surveillance, it's the bugging, 503 00:20:07,608 --> 00:20:09,140 it's the brick through the window, 504 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:10,709 the shoulder trackers, obviously. 505 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,477 - Oh, my God. - And, Paula, 506 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:13,845 I just... 507 00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:15,447 you're in your second year of law school, 508 00:20:15,449 --> 00:20:17,115 and you're basically already the best lawyer I know, 509 00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:18,850 and Trent wants to take that all away from you. 510 00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:20,929 - Oh, my God. - He could get us both in trouble. 511 00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,454 He could get us both arrested. 512 00:20:22,456 --> 00:20:25,183 So, really, I'm here because I'm looking out for you. 513 00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:29,232 I'm looking out for you and your dreams and your family. 514 00:20:29,685 --> 00:20:31,529 So all we have to do, we just have to do, 515 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,065 just some teeny, teeny, teeny, tiny things, huh? 516 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,600 Let's take back his power. 517 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,769 Let's blackmail the blackmailer. 518 00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:39,504 I really don't want to do this. 519 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:40,841 Neither do I. 520 00:20:41,513 --> 00:20:42,674 But we have no choice. 521 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:43,742 Both of us, right? 522 00:20:44,607 --> 00:20:47,078 I guess you're right? 523 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,281 So come on. Hmm? 524 00:20:49,587 --> 00:20:51,396 One last time. 525 00:20:55,589 --> 00:20:57,722 I'll help you. It's like... 526 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,993 ? ? 527 00:21:07,301 --> 00:21:10,035 REBECCA: ? Back in action, back on the street ? 528 00:21:10,037 --> 00:21:13,538 ? Back in the saddle or some other kind of seat ? 529 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,274 ? We're back in action, getting things done ? 530 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,909 ? Getting geared up ? 531 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:19,244 ? For some action-based fun ? 532 00:21:19,246 --> 00:21:21,579 ? We're like buddy cops ? 533 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:22,914 ? But we're not cops ? 534 00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:24,249 ? We're buddies, for whom ? 535 00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:25,617 ? The action never stops ? 536 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:27,452 ? We're both super into this ? 537 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,621 ? That much is clear ? 538 00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:31,156 ? We're on the same page ? 539 00:21:31,158 --> 00:21:32,824 ? We got nothin' to fear ? 540 00:21:32,826 --> 00:21:35,493 ? So we're back in action, back in the game ? 541 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:38,763 ? Back on the road, with a little back pain ? 542 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:39,898 ? 'Cause we've gotten older ? 543 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:42,067 ? Than we used to be ? 544 00:21:42,069 --> 00:21:43,468 ? Back when we were ? 545 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,970 - ? Super actiony... ? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 546 00:21:51,912 --> 00:21:55,213 Do we really need a guitar solo right now? 547 00:21:55,215 --> 00:21:57,082 Can we please just keep working on the case? 548 00:21:57,084 --> 00:21:58,183 Sorry. You're right. 549 00:21:58,185 --> 00:21:59,451 Back to it! 550 00:21:59,453 --> 00:22:01,319 ? And now we're back in action ? 551 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:02,987 ? Back at it again ? 552 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:06,524 ? Just me and her, two actiony friends ? 553 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,593 ? Adrenaline's pumping in the heat of the night ? 554 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:12,063 ? We're back in action... ? 555 00:22:14,682 --> 00:22:17,331 - Well, all right... ? - ? Well, all right! ? 556 00:22:18,205 --> 00:22:20,105 - (typing) - (sighs) 557 00:22:20,107 --> 00:22:22,140 Okay, so is everything okay at the house with Trent? 558 00:22:22,142 --> 00:22:24,175 I mean, he's not making you do any... 559 00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:26,344 Oh, no, no. No, no, no. 560 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,013 Okay. He's just sleeping at the foot of the bed like he always does. 561 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,482 Ah. I got to say, 562 00:22:30,484 --> 00:22:32,317 for a blackmailer, he's decent on consent. 563 00:22:32,319 --> 00:22:33,351 Hmm. 564 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:35,585 I did let him give me a-a pedicure, though. 565 00:22:35,889 --> 00:22:38,523 He used this amazing vanilla foot scrub. 566 00:22:38,796 --> 00:22:40,091 Anyway, we need to know two things. 567 00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:41,826 One, the name of the foot scrub, and two, 568 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,862 we don't have anything to blackmail him with yet. 569 00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:45,163 I know, and I couldn't sleep all night, 570 00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:47,732 because I just kept thinking about all the different things 571 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:49,934 that he could get us in trouble for. 572 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,302 (sighs) 573 00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:53,371 I mean, why did I do all those things? 574 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,573 No, no, no. Hey. Don't beat yourself up, okay? 575 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:56,741 We're-we're gonna get him. 576 00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:58,777 Okay. You're right. We're gonna get him. 577 00:22:58,779 --> 00:23:00,779 We're gonna get him. Okay. 578 00:23:00,781 --> 00:23:01,980 Okay, Trent. 579 00:23:01,982 --> 00:23:04,249 - Where do you go all day? - _ 580 00:23:04,615 --> 00:23:06,985 Oh. It looks like he just turned left off of East Cameron, 581 00:23:06,987 --> 00:23:08,553 and he's heading towards... 582 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,455 - South Cameron? - Ooh. 583 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:12,724 I mean, that's like the Knockturn Alley of West Covina. 584 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:15,026 It's the place in Harry Potter where bad things happen. 585 00:23:15,028 --> 00:23:15,894 You don't care. It's fine. 586 00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:17,128 Okay, it looks like he's... 587 00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:19,330 he's actually at the South Cameron storage facility. 588 00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:21,212 That place is shady. 589 00:23:21,368 --> 00:23:22,667 Yeah, no, I've seen a bunch of cases 590 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:24,602 where coyotes use it as-as drop-off points. 591 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:25,870 (gasps) 592 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,962 Oh, if he's mixed up with them. 593 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:30,041 Wait, he is mixed up with coyotes. 594 00:23:30,043 --> 00:23:31,976 - What? - Well, he told me all about it. 595 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:36,419 They taught him how to survive, how to howl, how to eat lizards. 596 00:23:36,444 --> 00:23:39,461 Do you think they followed him to West Covina from the desert? 597 00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:41,453 Oh, my God, that's so cute. 598 00:23:41,455 --> 00:23:42,654 That's a Pixar movie. 599 00:23:43,538 --> 00:23:46,724 Rebecca, do you think smugglers eat lizards? 600 00:23:46,936 --> 00:23:48,636 What are you talking about, smugglers? 601 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:51,028 Smugglers are called "coyotes." 602 00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:54,566 Oh, okay. That makes a lot more sense. 603 00:23:54,568 --> 00:23:56,294 - Yeah. - So those montage visuals 604 00:23:56,327 --> 00:23:57,802 were from my point of view. 605 00:23:57,804 --> 00:24:00,038 - Yeah... oh, yeah. - He's talking about smugglers, then. 606 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,873 - Wait, he's talking about the... - Oh, he's talking about the... 607 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,374 - Totally can use it to blackmail him. - Wait, wait. 608 00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:06,077 If he's doing illegal stuff like-like weapons and... 609 00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:07,145 - drugs. - Drugs. 610 00:24:07,147 --> 00:24:08,780 Yeah, we can use that to neutralize him. 611 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:10,181 Oh, my God, and then it'll all be behind us, 612 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:11,749 and we can get back to our lives and our families 613 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,117 and-and my finals. 614 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,452 Yeah. Yeah, exactly. See? 615 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,987 I told you this was just a little speed bump, 616 00:24:15,989 --> 00:24:18,656 and then we can go back to being upstanding citizens. 617 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,225 Okay. 618 00:24:20,227 --> 00:24:22,207 Yeah. 619 00:24:22,232 --> 00:24:25,497 Okay, make sure those are alternating color. 620 00:24:25,499 --> 00:24:27,765 (sighing) 621 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,234 Mm-hmm. 622 00:24:29,236 --> 00:24:31,169 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 623 00:24:31,171 --> 00:24:34,072 - Good... - Um, e-excuse me, 624 00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:35,106 Ms. Valencia? 625 00:24:35,108 --> 00:24:37,091 So, what do you think, Janie? 626 00:24:37,116 --> 00:24:39,944 Um, I wanted a theme. 627 00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,746 Something like Riverdale? 628 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:45,132 Please, Janie, none of your friends are hot enough to be on Riverdale. 629 00:24:45,157 --> 00:24:46,751 And there is a theme. 630 00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:49,554 It's the Jazz Age. 1920s. Like Great Gatsby. 631 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:50,688 Ha-cha. 632 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:51,789 Okay. 633 00:24:52,064 --> 00:24:55,159 So are there gonna be glow sticks, then? 634 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:56,794 Well, now you're just trying to provoke me. 635 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:58,396 Now go put on your sequined headband 636 00:24:58,398 --> 00:24:59,998 and floor-length pearl necklace. 637 00:25:00,406 --> 00:25:02,033 Okay, fine. 638 00:25:02,035 --> 00:25:04,662 And don't forget your ivory cigarette holder and hip flask. 639 00:25:04,687 --> 00:25:07,071 Today is your day, Janie. 640 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:08,506 Janie's loving this. 641 00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:11,676 - Yeah, she seems super stoked. - She's fine. 642 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:14,732 We're giving her a tasteful, sophisticated, upscale event 643 00:25:14,757 --> 00:25:16,881 with photos that will help promote our business. 644 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:19,551 Oh, God knows that's what every teenager wants. 645 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:21,786 Hey, check it out. 646 00:25:21,968 --> 00:25:24,468 DJ Disc Joshy's in the house. 647 00:25:26,382 --> 00:25:27,792 You look great. 648 00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:29,294 I'm so hot, and it's so tight, 649 00:25:29,296 --> 00:25:30,795 I can't even raise the roof... look. 650 00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:32,897 See? Are you watching me do it? 651 00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:34,566 I mean, how am I supposed to do the Royal 652 00:25:34,568 --> 00:25:36,100 when I can't even raise my arms? 653 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,240 I told you, no Royal. 654 00:25:38,265 --> 00:25:40,972 Just pretend not to be a lame townie for ten seconds. 655 00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:42,718 It's so embarrassing. 656 00:25:42,743 --> 00:25:44,686 Now go fire up some Lindy hop. 657 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,878 Kids will be here any second. 658 00:25:46,903 --> 00:25:49,070 Thanking you. 659 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,183 Come on. 660 00:25:52,185 --> 00:25:53,818 He's a nice guy. 661 00:26:00,678 --> 00:26:02,844 Hey. 662 00:26:03,922 --> 00:26:05,563 Thanks for coming, uh... 663 00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,599 I have something I want to ask you. 664 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:12,437 You're only putting one butt cheek on the chair. 665 00:26:12,439 --> 00:26:14,105 That's fair. I deserve that. 666 00:26:14,107 --> 00:26:16,708 Um, look, I know I've been AWOL recently, 667 00:26:16,710 --> 00:26:18,009 but work's been really busy... 668 00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:19,310 I've been really busy, too. 669 00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:21,679 I launched a new campaign for one of our overseas funds, 670 00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:24,649 but weirdly, my phone worked while all that was happening. 671 00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:25,817 I'm sorry. 672 00:26:25,819 --> 00:26:27,585 - It's really rude. - Yeah. 673 00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:29,754 We've been together for a while, and you just ghosted on me 674 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:30,955 for a few days. 675 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:32,490 I was stupid. 676 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,754 Okay? But it won't happen again. 677 00:26:35,379 --> 00:26:37,428 I want to make sure we never go a few days 678 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:39,097 without speaking to each other. 679 00:26:39,559 --> 00:26:41,012 So... 680 00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:43,745 ... why don't we move in together? 681 00:26:44,598 --> 00:26:45,970 Really? 682 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:48,139 You're asking me to move in with you 683 00:26:48,141 --> 00:26:51,376 after not calling me for three days? That's bold. 684 00:26:51,378 --> 00:26:53,401 Well, I figured that, you know, you and I have been together 685 00:26:53,426 --> 00:26:56,080 - for a few months now, and... - Okay, cool. 686 00:26:56,379 --> 00:26:58,282 So, if we move in together, 687 00:26:58,369 --> 00:27:01,237 that means you'll stop sleeping with Rebecca Bunch? 688 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,660 REBECCA: What's he doing? 689 00:27:14,685 --> 00:27:16,618 PAULA: I don't know, I mean, I can't see what he's doing. 690 00:27:16,643 --> 00:27:19,577 Nope... is he leaving? No, wait. 691 00:27:24,296 --> 00:27:26,035 (lock clicks) 692 00:27:30,256 --> 00:27:31,989 - Okay. Okay. - (engine starts) 693 00:27:31,991 --> 00:27:34,859 - And... scamper. - Scamper. 694 00:27:37,613 --> 00:27:39,864 - Aah! - Oh, you all right? 695 00:27:39,866 --> 00:27:41,466 Shh, shh. 696 00:27:41,468 --> 00:27:43,067 Who are we hiding from? He's gone. 697 00:27:43,069 --> 00:27:45,303 - Shh! - Okay. 698 00:27:51,722 --> 00:27:54,589 An anodized steel double bolt tri-magnetite lock? 699 00:27:54,614 --> 00:27:56,214 (tongue clicks) 700 00:27:56,239 --> 00:27:58,339 I thought you were gonna give me a challenge, Trent. 701 00:27:58,364 --> 00:28:00,063 Do you need the bolt cutters from the car? 702 00:28:00,088 --> 00:28:01,788 Nah. 703 00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,580 (gasps) Your earring. 704 00:28:03,757 --> 00:28:04,989 Mm-hmm. 705 00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:11,796 Come to... Mama. 706 00:28:16,876 --> 00:28:19,366 Let's get some dirt on that turtlenecked psycho. 707 00:28:20,724 --> 00:28:22,924 (grunts) 708 00:28:22,949 --> 00:28:27,960 - Oh... - Oh... 709 00:28:30,817 --> 00:28:33,460 How did you know I was sleeping with Rebecca? 710 00:28:34,454 --> 00:28:37,822 I wasn't sure, but thank you, now I am. 711 00:28:37,824 --> 00:28:39,757 Oh-oh, God, I'm so sorry, Mona. 712 00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:42,390 I-I... but it's over between her and I, I swear. 713 00:28:42,415 --> 00:28:44,572 Hey, it's fine, I mean, for all you know, 714 00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:46,726 I've been sleeping with other people the whole time, too. 715 00:28:49,035 --> 00:28:50,984 - Were you? - No. 716 00:28:51,023 --> 00:28:53,999 Got some good offers, but I liked the guy I was seeing 717 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:55,710 and I was hoping he'd come around. 718 00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:57,135 Which is pathetic, I know. 719 00:28:57,477 --> 00:29:00,101 My therapist, Dr. Akopian... He's great, by the way... 720 00:29:00,126 --> 00:29:02,656 He keeps asking me, "Why are you waiting around for this guy? 721 00:29:02,681 --> 00:29:04,577 Especially if you don't trust him?" 722 00:29:04,765 --> 00:29:05,897 I'm so sorry. 723 00:29:05,899 --> 00:29:08,066 I'm a jerk. Okay? 724 00:29:08,068 --> 00:29:11,470 I don't know why I did that to you, but it won't happen again. 725 00:29:11,472 --> 00:29:13,405 I should have spoken up sooner. 726 00:29:14,609 --> 00:29:17,586 But people like us, we were not raised to confront. 727 00:29:17,921 --> 00:29:19,478 Or be honest. 728 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,512 You know, we're WASPs. 729 00:29:20,514 --> 00:29:22,549 Our parents treat their marriages 730 00:29:22,574 --> 00:29:24,507 like business arrangements. 731 00:29:25,429 --> 00:29:26,999 I don't want that. 732 00:29:27,890 --> 00:29:29,698 I want something real. 733 00:29:30,023 --> 00:29:31,256 Wow. 734 00:29:31,258 --> 00:29:33,124 I mean, that's what I want, too. 735 00:29:33,126 --> 00:29:36,394 I-I think I didn't realize that I could have that with you. 736 00:29:36,396 --> 00:29:37,896 Then you're an idiot. 737 00:29:38,164 --> 00:29:39,663 Yeah. 738 00:29:41,101 --> 00:29:43,124 (sighs) So... 739 00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:45,696 where does that leave us? 740 00:29:48,575 --> 00:29:50,208 Let's just start with dinner. 741 00:29:51,478 --> 00:29:53,478 I love the bacon-wrapped dates here. 742 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,648 Okay. 743 00:29:55,582 --> 00:29:57,382 Oh, God. 744 00:29:57,384 --> 00:29:59,359 What the hell? 745 00:30:00,815 --> 00:30:03,482 (both moaning) 746 00:30:09,963 --> 00:30:12,297 I mean, this is so much underwear. 747 00:30:12,299 --> 00:30:13,913 So much underwear. 748 00:30:14,535 --> 00:30:16,835 Okay, so he's been... He's been stalking me 749 00:30:16,837 --> 00:30:17,936 since the moment we met. 750 00:30:17,938 --> 00:30:19,571 Cool. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 751 00:30:19,573 --> 00:30:20,772 Look at... 752 00:30:20,774 --> 00:30:22,474 Oh, look at all the sex books. Lots of sex books. 753 00:30:22,476 --> 00:30:23,909 Okay. 754 00:30:23,911 --> 00:30:25,911 All right. 755 00:30:25,913 --> 00:30:27,627 Socks right here. 756 00:30:29,149 --> 00:30:30,776 Wait a second. 757 00:30:31,885 --> 00:30:33,318 These are all my socks. 758 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,887 - (gasps) - Every-every pair of socks I have 759 00:30:35,889 --> 00:30:37,322 has one sock missing. 760 00:30:37,324 --> 00:30:39,540 I have been wearing mismatched socks 761 00:30:39,565 --> 00:30:41,092 ever since I got to West Covina. 762 00:30:41,094 --> 00:30:42,627 Look it. Look it. How do I not... ? 763 00:30:42,629 --> 00:30:44,329 I always wear mismatched socks. 764 00:30:44,331 --> 00:30:46,364 I look the host of a Nickelodeon show! 765 00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:48,127 Honey, that's not right. 766 00:30:48,335 --> 00:30:50,502 Oh! Oh, geez. 767 00:30:50,504 --> 00:30:52,237 (grunts) 768 00:30:52,239 --> 00:30:55,174 Okay, this is just all ramen. 769 00:30:55,199 --> 00:30:57,242 Shrimp-flavored ramen. 770 00:30:57,244 --> 00:30:58,573 I mean, even his choice of ramen flavor is upsetting. 771 00:30:58,598 --> 00:31:00,598 (stammers) 772 00:31:00,914 --> 00:31:01,980 Hey. (snaps fingers) 773 00:31:01,982 --> 00:31:03,648 Ooh. Damn, damn, damn. 774 00:31:03,650 --> 00:31:04,716 Look at this, look at this. Ooh. 775 00:31:04,718 --> 00:31:07,074 This definitely has a whole 776 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:09,120 "hide my weapons and drugs" type vibe, right? 777 00:31:09,122 --> 00:31:10,155 Yes. 778 00:31:10,157 --> 00:31:11,723 Although, mm, 779 00:31:11,725 --> 00:31:13,892 this is not the first time on a caper you, or I, 780 00:31:13,894 --> 00:31:16,127 have thought that someone was dealing drugs. 781 00:31:16,129 --> 00:31:17,696 But this time is different. 782 00:31:17,698 --> 00:31:19,631 - Oh, okay. - Okay, does it have a lock? 783 00:31:19,633 --> 00:31:20,999 Or a combination? 784 00:31:21,001 --> 00:31:22,400 Um, actually, no. 785 00:31:22,402 --> 00:31:25,160 There's... there-there's really no lock. 786 00:31:25,372 --> 00:31:26,838 Cool. I'm going in. 787 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,039 Oh. You know what? 788 00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:30,175 I don't think... 789 00:31:32,112 --> 00:31:35,644 ... don't think we should open it. 790 00:31:37,056 --> 00:31:39,433 Yeah, it's never drugs. 791 00:31:50,238 --> 00:31:52,272 Man, I am so glad you're here 792 00:31:52,274 --> 00:31:54,136 visiting Rebecca again. 793 00:31:54,161 --> 00:31:57,362 Oh, my God, these portobello puffs are so good. 794 00:31:57,387 --> 00:31:59,738 Oh, the secret is clarified butter and cayenne. 795 00:31:59,934 --> 00:32:01,660 Oops. Secret's out. 796 00:32:01,685 --> 00:32:03,527 I mean, I don't know what other pregnancies are like, 797 00:32:03,552 --> 00:32:06,052 but when I'm pregnant I crave your food. 798 00:32:06,207 --> 00:32:07,674 Cool. 799 00:32:09,944 --> 00:32:11,244 Oh, no. 800 00:32:11,246 --> 00:32:13,579 Oh, baby girl, no. 801 00:32:13,581 --> 00:32:15,314 I found my missing socks. 802 00:32:15,316 --> 00:32:16,382 HEATHER: What happened? 803 00:32:16,384 --> 00:32:18,518 Did you sleep with the Hulk impersonator 804 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:19,786 on Hollywood Boulevard? 805 00:32:19,788 --> 00:32:20,853 There's a hot one. 806 00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:21,854 No, she didn't. 807 00:32:21,856 --> 00:32:23,790 It's my love test. You failed it. 808 00:32:24,535 --> 00:32:25,949 You've broken my heart. 809 00:32:25,974 --> 00:32:28,714 Okay, feels like you guys have some things to work out, 810 00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:32,167 so I'm just gonna take these tasty treats to go in my room. 811 00:32:32,767 --> 00:32:35,868 Trent, you booby-trapped that trunk just for me? 812 00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:37,277 Yes, I did. 813 00:32:37,302 --> 00:32:39,235 I don't understand why you don't trust me. 814 00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:40,621 Trust you? 815 00:32:41,576 --> 00:32:43,409 Trent, you're blackmailing me. 816 00:32:43,411 --> 00:32:44,544 Our relationship is 817 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:47,613 90% based on fear and ten percent on the hope 818 00:32:47,615 --> 00:32:49,660 that you'll make that fusilli with duck ragout again. 819 00:32:49,685 --> 00:32:51,752 Why don't you love me? 820 00:32:52,595 --> 00:32:54,654 What's standing in the way of that? 821 00:32:54,656 --> 00:32:56,422 You. 822 00:32:56,424 --> 00:32:59,258 God, you should know by now that I'm not interested. 823 00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:01,260 How would I know that? 824 00:33:01,262 --> 00:33:04,397 You've encouraged my attentions every step of the way. 825 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,399 You brought me here to pretend 826 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:07,533 to be your boyfriend. 827 00:33:07,535 --> 00:33:09,168 You let me cook for you and clean for you. 828 00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:10,603 You took my virginity. 829 00:33:10,605 --> 00:33:13,016 You've given me all these little pieces of love along the way, 830 00:33:13,041 --> 00:33:14,640 these love kernels. 831 00:33:14,642 --> 00:33:16,175 Hmm. 832 00:33:16,177 --> 00:33:17,376 Well, you know what? 833 00:33:17,378 --> 00:33:19,245 Love kernels aren't reality. 834 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:20,824 So get over it. 835 00:33:21,307 --> 00:33:23,616 You know, I thought we were written in the stars, 836 00:33:23,618 --> 00:33:25,885 Rebecca Bunch. 837 00:33:25,887 --> 00:33:27,553 But I guess I was wrong. 838 00:33:27,555 --> 00:33:28,855 Trent, as someone who used to think things 839 00:33:28,857 --> 00:33:30,573 were written in the stars, take it from me, 840 00:33:30,959 --> 00:33:32,492 those feelings are not real. 841 00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:35,361 So blackmail me all you want. 842 00:33:35,565 --> 00:33:37,540 I'm never gonna love you. 843 00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:40,666 Okay. 844 00:33:40,668 --> 00:33:42,869 Wow. 845 00:33:42,871 --> 00:33:44,670 That was so mean. 846 00:33:47,914 --> 00:33:52,311 I'll remember those words under a veil of my own tears. 847 00:33:52,313 --> 00:33:53,780 I'm gonna go. 848 00:33:55,336 --> 00:33:58,217 Here. Here. 849 00:33:58,219 --> 00:34:01,047 This is everything I have on you. 850 00:34:01,703 --> 00:34:04,924 It's all printed e-mails so it's mainly just a symbolic gesture, 851 00:34:04,926 --> 00:34:06,559 but that's everything. 852 00:34:07,232 --> 00:34:09,432 (exhales) 853 00:34:13,401 --> 00:34:16,159 - Good-bye, baby girl. - Get out, Trent. 854 00:34:16,481 --> 00:34:18,014 HEATHER: Hey. 855 00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:22,034 Um, are the bacon-wrapped dates ready? 856 00:34:22,131 --> 00:34:23,698 Turn 'em over in five. 857 00:34:23,912 --> 00:34:25,812 They'll be ready in 20. 858 00:34:26,305 --> 00:34:27,871 Pookie out. 859 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:34,220 So, did you want to turn the dates over or... 860 00:34:34,222 --> 00:34:35,888 I will turn them over. 861 00:34:37,926 --> 00:34:41,961 - Okay, I'll just wait in my room. - (sighs) 862 00:34:41,963 --> 00:34:43,596 Wait. 863 00:34:43,598 --> 00:34:45,798 (exhaling sharply) 864 00:34:51,272 --> 00:34:53,472 (phone vibrating) 865 00:34:56,945 --> 00:34:58,277 Hey, honey, what's up? 866 00:34:58,279 --> 00:35:00,425 Paula, it's done. We did it. 867 00:35:00,915 --> 00:35:04,250 - Trent's gone. - He is? Really? 868 00:35:04,252 --> 00:35:06,719 - J-Just like that? - Yeah. The whole thing was some sort of 869 00:35:06,721 --> 00:35:09,155 dumb love test or something. 870 00:35:09,157 --> 00:35:11,557 It's fine and he destroyed all the evidence. 871 00:35:11,559 --> 00:35:12,659 So it's over. 872 00:35:12,961 --> 00:35:14,894 (stammers) He's just gonna leave us alone. 873 00:35:14,896 --> 00:35:16,596 We're safe? 874 00:35:16,598 --> 00:35:18,764 Oh, my God, I was so scared. 875 00:35:18,766 --> 00:35:21,234 Listen, God, thank you for everything. 876 00:35:21,667 --> 00:35:23,402 Oh, Paula, you're my best friend and... 877 00:35:23,404 --> 00:35:24,770 Okay, all right. I got to go. 878 00:35:24,772 --> 00:35:26,072 Bye, honey. 879 00:35:26,074 --> 00:35:27,707 Okay. Oh. 880 00:35:32,146 --> 00:35:34,981 (jazz music playing) 881 00:35:34,983 --> 00:35:36,449 JOSH: Hey, kids. 882 00:35:36,451 --> 00:35:39,385 It's time for another Charleston again. 883 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:42,388 And, uh, there are more bacon-wrapped dates. 884 00:35:42,629 --> 00:35:46,459 Eat 'em while you can before it's the Great Depression. 885 00:35:46,461 --> 00:35:48,661 (jazz music playing) 886 00:35:50,918 --> 00:35:53,099 Jessica Alba would love this party, don't you think? 887 00:35:53,101 --> 00:35:55,468 Oh, yeah, I... (clears throat) I forgot to tell you. 888 00:35:55,470 --> 00:35:56,569 We didn't get it. 889 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:58,104 They went with the winner of Teen Chopped. 890 00:35:58,106 --> 00:36:00,773 Ugh, damn it. I can't believe we didn't get that party. 891 00:36:00,775 --> 00:36:02,398 - Valencia. - What? 892 00:36:02,423 --> 00:36:04,070 We already have a party. 893 00:36:04,812 --> 00:36:06,312 It's right here 894 00:36:06,314 --> 00:36:07,680 and it sucks. 895 00:36:07,682 --> 00:36:10,249 Of course it sucks because it's in this stupid town 896 00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:12,218 - with these stupid people. - Stop it. 897 00:36:12,220 --> 00:36:14,020 That's an awful way to talk. 898 00:36:14,022 --> 00:36:15,562 You're from here. 899 00:36:15,587 --> 00:36:17,690 So what? You're from a stupid, small town. 900 00:36:17,692 --> 00:36:19,659 So was I before I moved to L.A. 901 00:36:19,661 --> 00:36:21,360 So are a lot of people. 902 00:36:21,362 --> 00:36:23,496 Don't be ashamed of where you come from 903 00:36:23,498 --> 00:36:25,665 or who you are. 904 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,259 He's not. 905 00:36:29,466 --> 00:36:32,505 (scoffs) And that's what makes him ridiculous. 906 00:36:32,507 --> 00:36:34,333 That's actually what makes him cool. 907 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:36,208 It might be the only thing that makes him cool, 908 00:36:36,210 --> 00:36:37,910 but, for the love of God, 909 00:36:37,912 --> 00:36:40,613 embrace this party and make it fun. 910 00:36:40,793 --> 00:36:42,527 Janie deserves that. 911 00:36:48,823 --> 00:36:50,856 - Hold my phone. - Of course. 912 00:36:54,028 --> 00:36:57,663 (whispering) 913 00:36:57,941 --> 00:37:01,734 All right, kids, let's get this party started! 914 00:37:01,736 --> 00:37:02,835 ? I know you know it ? 915 00:37:02,837 --> 00:37:04,603 ? I can't control it ? 916 00:37:04,605 --> 00:37:06,739 ? Call me the greatest here in this moment ? 917 00:37:06,741 --> 00:37:08,474 ? I know you know it, I can't control it ? 918 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,876 ? Call me the greatest... ? 919 00:37:10,878 --> 00:37:11,944 Do you remember it? 920 00:37:11,946 --> 00:37:14,780 How dare you. You know I do. 921 00:37:14,782 --> 00:37:16,983 ? Watch me put in work, do it so royally ? 922 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:19,352 ? I'm royalty, I'm royalty... ? 923 00:37:19,354 --> 00:37:22,804 Whoa. They're weirdly incredible. 924 00:37:23,257 --> 00:37:24,290 ? So royally ? 925 00:37:24,292 --> 00:37:25,524 ? Call me the greatest ? 926 00:37:25,526 --> 00:37:27,093 ? Sing with the chorus ? 927 00:37:27,095 --> 00:37:29,095 ? All hail the queen, bow down to me... ? 928 00:37:29,097 --> 00:37:30,229 What is that dance called? 929 00:37:30,231 --> 00:37:31,864 BETH: It's called the Royal. 930 00:37:31,866 --> 00:37:33,833 Let's get everybody dancing. 931 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,334 Hey, guys, get out there. 932 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:37,236 Go dance. Come on. Have fun. 933 00:37:37,238 --> 00:37:38,604 ? All hail the queen, bow down to me ? 934 00:37:38,606 --> 00:37:40,840 ? Step up on the scene and they bow down to me ? 935 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:42,775 And bow down, put on your crown. 936 00:37:42,777 --> 00:37:43,809 (grunts rhythmically) 937 00:37:43,811 --> 00:37:47,079 Wave, wave, wave, wave. 938 00:37:47,081 --> 00:37:48,914 Put on your crown. Jump, jump, jump. 939 00:37:48,916 --> 00:37:50,249 Wave, wave. 940 00:37:50,251 --> 00:37:52,284 ? All hail the queen, bow down to me ? 941 00:37:52,286 --> 00:37:55,321 ? Step up on the scene and they bow down to me ? 942 00:37:55,323 --> 00:37:58,090 ? All hail the queen, I'm royalty ? 943 00:37:58,092 --> 00:38:00,493 ? Bow down to me, bow down to me. ? 944 00:38:11,074 --> 00:38:12,373 Hey. 945 00:38:13,677 --> 00:38:16,077 I'm sorry I was such a jerk to you. 946 00:38:16,079 --> 00:38:17,645 You're a really great DJ. 947 00:38:17,647 --> 00:38:19,280 Did a good job tonight. 948 00:38:19,282 --> 00:38:20,648 Thank you. 949 00:38:21,638 --> 00:38:24,185 And I'm also sorry that I called you a lame townie. 950 00:38:24,505 --> 00:38:26,287 I mean, I'm a townie, too, 951 00:38:26,289 --> 00:38:28,122 but, I mean, I'm not lame. 952 00:38:28,124 --> 00:38:30,091 But I am from this place, 953 00:38:30,093 --> 00:38:33,928 I guess, and I'm okay with my past. 954 00:38:34,218 --> 00:38:35,644 Sort of. 955 00:38:35,669 --> 00:38:39,044 You know, I have this movie poster in my room that says, 956 00:38:39,069 --> 00:38:42,503 "You Can't Run Away from Your Past because It's Your Future." 957 00:38:43,171 --> 00:38:45,004 It's from Space Karate II. 958 00:38:46,127 --> 00:38:47,126 That's us. 959 00:38:47,394 --> 00:38:50,178 I feel a strange emotion towards you. 960 00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:52,246 - Respect? - Never. 961 00:39:03,126 --> 00:39:04,726 Hey, Mama. 962 00:39:04,728 --> 00:39:06,995 Hey. I just wanted to, um... 963 00:39:06,997 --> 00:39:09,063 to thank you for all your help. 964 00:39:09,065 --> 00:39:10,898 Uh, I'm so glad everything worked out. 965 00:39:11,178 --> 00:39:13,534 Oh. I mean, I-I can't believe 966 00:39:13,536 --> 00:39:15,870 that I left myself open to blackmail like that, 967 00:39:15,872 --> 00:39:18,439 and I did all those dumb things and... 968 00:39:18,441 --> 00:39:20,508 Just stop, okay? You learned your lesson. 969 00:39:20,510 --> 00:39:22,210 We both learned our lesson. 970 00:39:22,212 --> 00:39:25,813 It's okay. I, uh, I just... 971 00:39:25,815 --> 00:39:27,782 I wanted to say that I'm so sorry. 972 00:39:27,784 --> 00:39:29,150 Oh, why are you sorry? 973 00:39:29,152 --> 00:39:31,753 I mean, it was Trent's fault. 974 00:39:32,656 --> 00:39:34,088 Right, it was Trent's fault. 975 00:39:34,090 --> 00:39:35,738 (sniffles) It was. I'm just... 976 00:39:35,838 --> 00:39:37,104 (sighs) 977 00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:38,760 I'm just glad it's over. 978 00:39:38,762 --> 00:39:40,294 Yeah, me, too. (laughs) 979 00:39:40,296 --> 00:39:41,496 Mmm. 980 00:39:41,498 --> 00:39:43,531 (both laugh) 981 00:39:43,533 --> 00:39:45,600 Oh. 982 00:39:45,602 --> 00:39:47,368 (pats Rebecca's back) 983 00:39:47,370 --> 00:39:48,703 (Rebecca sighs) 984 00:39:48,705 --> 00:39:50,805 - Okay, I got to... get to it. - Okay. 985 00:39:50,807 --> 00:39:53,608 Okay. 986 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,708 What's... going on? 987 00:40:13,263 --> 00:40:15,963 Hi. Um, I decided it would be best 988 00:40:15,965 --> 00:40:18,299 if you and I didn't work in the same office, 989 00:40:18,301 --> 00:40:19,801 and since you're the senior partner, 990 00:40:19,803 --> 00:40:21,235 I moved in here with Darryl. 991 00:40:21,237 --> 00:40:23,404 He keeps pushing me to get a bunk desk. 992 00:40:23,624 --> 00:40:25,325 Oh. 993 00:40:25,475 --> 00:40:27,685 So you'll be here from now on? 994 00:40:27,877 --> 00:40:29,911 Yeah, I think it's best. 995 00:40:29,913 --> 00:40:32,180 You've moved on, obviously. 996 00:40:32,182 --> 00:40:33,481 I have? 997 00:40:33,483 --> 00:40:36,250 I saw your new boyfriend... The, um, big guy 998 00:40:36,252 --> 00:40:37,996 with the... with the turtleneck? 999 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:39,987 No. Oh, my God. 1000 00:40:39,989 --> 00:40:41,389 Wait. You saw him? 1001 00:40:41,391 --> 00:40:43,209 - You saw that? - Yeah. 1002 00:40:43,234 --> 00:40:45,802 And I'm glad I did. I think I needed to see it. 1003 00:40:45,827 --> 00:40:47,293 Made me fully appreciate 1004 00:40:47,318 --> 00:40:50,531 that Mona is a lot better for me than I realized. 1005 00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:53,835 (sighs) Oh. Wow. 1006 00:40:53,837 --> 00:40:55,436 Cool. 1007 00:40:55,438 --> 00:40:58,443 I can't believe I lied to her for so long. 1008 00:40:59,215 --> 00:41:01,249 But that's on me. 1009 00:41:01,478 --> 00:41:04,312 - Well, hey, that's.. that's on me, too. - No. 1010 00:41:04,314 --> 00:41:06,848 You weren't cheating. I was cheating. 1011 00:41:06,850 --> 00:41:09,217 Right, but what I did wasn't great, either. 1012 00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:12,687 I mean, sometimes I do things that aren't great. 1013 00:41:12,689 --> 00:41:14,655 No, you're good. 1014 00:41:14,657 --> 00:41:17,358 I know you really well, Rebecca, and you're a good person. 1015 00:41:24,637 --> 00:41:26,007 (clears throat) 1016 00:41:26,535 --> 00:41:28,736 Okay. 1017 00:41:31,374 --> 00:41:33,875 PAULA: Especially, like, all this going on, it's just... 1018 00:41:33,877 --> 00:41:37,211 - NATHANIEL: Yeah. - PAULA: That is actually the case. 1019 00:41:37,213 --> 00:41:39,113 (speaking indistinctly) 1020 00:41:39,115 --> 00:41:41,382 ? ? 1021 00:41:46,890 --> 00:41:49,957 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 1022 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:54,557 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 73529

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