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Stop, that tickles.
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Hey, where are ya?
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At the coffee shop with Kaylie.
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You need to get down here.
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Why, what happened?
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We got a bleeder.
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I was having a drinkat the bar near work,
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and I saw Jordan there,with some other blonde.
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That's bullshit.
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- Oh!
- I know.
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I'll be right there.
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Excuse me.
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Thank you.
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It was dark, I could
have been wrong.
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Yeah, maybe it wasn't him.
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But, what if it was?
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I've been trying
to call his cell phone,
and he didn't answer.
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He always answers.
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This is just the way
men are, Kaylie.
They cheat.
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All of them.
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It's in their
d-n-fucking-a.
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This hurts so bad.
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Oh, I know it does,
believe me, I do.
Remember Lewis?
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Asshole.
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I would've stuck that
whip up his cheating ass.
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But that submissive
little shit probably
would have liked it.
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My last cheater was worse.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Holy shit!
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That was awesome.
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Best sex of my life.
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Hey!
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You got a text.
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"Sorry sweetie,
I made a big mistake.
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"I want you back.
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"Come over
when you..."
She wants me back?
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Are you talking about Brad?
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Because he didn't cheat on you.
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No, but, he cheated on someone.
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Some other woman.
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With you.
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Now we're just
talking semantics.
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Men cheat.
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There's only one thing
you can do about it, Kaylie.
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Rule number 17.
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Uh-oh!
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More rules.
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Sounds like a recipe
for making a bad
situation worse.
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Oh, look!
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It's a rare, almost male
member of the species.
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Mmm, no dicks allowed, go home.
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Why do I get the sense
you're sending this
girl into the world
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with your pent-up
rage against mankind?
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Kaylie can think for herself.
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Yeah, what they said...
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Before you do anything
rash, I would try...
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Big idea here,
talking to him first.
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Oh!
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That... wow, yeah.
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As if that ever did any good.
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Listen, you've done
your boy scout duty,
now hit the road.
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This is my neighborhood
place. I'm picking
up a coffee.
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Uh-huh, and now
you have one.
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So, why is it rule number 17?
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Oh, we have a lot of rules,
and they come from
years of experience.
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And this one's in the top 20.
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Look, Kaylie, I know we
don't see eye-to-eye
all the time,
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but we're in this
together, here.
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We are?
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Abso-fucking-lutely.
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When one of them
messes with one of us...
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He messes with all of us.
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But, what if it wasn't Jordan?
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We'll prove it was.
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Yeah, that's our job.
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Your job is to find
the hottest piece
of ass you can.
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And we will
humiliate Jordan with it.
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Trust me, by the end
of the weekend,
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he'll be the sobbing
wreck with mascara
running down his cheeks.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Is that what I am?
A sobbing wreck?
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No.
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Okay, I'm in.
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What is rule number 17?
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Don't cry, make him cry.
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We need your help.
No can do.
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You don't even know
what we're going
to ask you for.
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Even over the reek
of disinfectant, I can
smell your desperation.
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I'm sorry you didn't get
laid last night but that's
your problem, not mine.
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We need your video camera.
There's a sister in trouble.
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Yeah, that and we
have no other plans
for the weekend.
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So, who's it
gonna be, huh?
Huh?
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Huh? The douche
bag guys or the
innocent girls?
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Uh, you're
a long way from innocent,
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but, curious to see
what you get on camera.
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So, here you go.
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We'll have it back by
Monday, thanks, sister.
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Good luck, girls.
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Here's what we have
so far on that
miserable little lout.
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He spent most
of the morning
at hench's gym.
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So vain.
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Need to work out more.
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Then, he had
lunch at lake terrace cafe.
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Except that he ordered
the Fisherman's breakfast.
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For lunch.
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That's it?
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No, don't worry.
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We're Goin' to nail this
cheating little bitch boy
to the Fuckin' wall.
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How's it going on your end?
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Any luck finding
someone to make Jordan
insanely jealous?
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I mean, I know
you haven't had much
time so far.
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But, you know,
any little prospect
is worth considering.
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Just something small.
Little bit.
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Well, I mean, I only
have 17 so far.
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So far?
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Mmm, number one, Daryl.
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He was a cute stockbroker.
He gave me his number.
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Number 2, Ricky,
he owns a restaurant,
said he'd kill for me.
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Number 3, Nathan,
he gave me a necklace.
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I brought it to the jewelers'
on the way over here,
and the pearls are real.
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Uh, number 4, Alex.
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He said he'd put
me in a movie, he'd
make me a star.
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Number 5, Lee.
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Looks like Bradley Cooper,
he offered to
take me on vaycay.
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Okay, then we have
number 16, Malcolm,
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he was cute,
but not really my type.
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He was like, a lord or
Duke or something,
whatever that means.
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Finally, we have number 17.
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Nicholas.
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Sweet guy, nice ass.
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Delicious coffee, Nicholas.
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So, how's that so far?
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Oh, yeah, it's...
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Not bad for a start.
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It's all right, so far.
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Yeah.
Pretty good.
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It's winter.
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Yeah.
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Not a lot of guys out, really.
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No.
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Did you get that?
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Shit, is that Jordan?
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Yeah, and guess
who he was with?
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Is that thing even recording?
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Now it is.
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Well done, Watson.
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Yeah, like you're Holmes?
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Oh, please, watch and learn.
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Hey, it's me.
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Pizza guy.
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Mom, forgot my suitcase.
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Dad, I don't want
to live with mom any more.
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Excuse me, sir,
I found your cat.
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Hi, I'm here to
deliver your 8-ball.
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Honey, we're back together.
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What do you think?
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Saw it on law & order.
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What's wrong?
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I know this neighborhood.
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I'm just trying
to figure out from where.
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Okay, here it is.
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Apartment 407.
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So, now what?
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We listen for fuck noises.
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Was that on law & order, too?
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Hear that?
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It's kind of like a...
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I think that's the sound
of a refrigerator.
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Or maybe a space heater.
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'Sup!
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Hey.
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What if we went into
the apartment building
across the alley?
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Maybe we could see
through a window,
catch him in the act.
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Yeah!
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But, we have to get
into one of the units.
How are we gonna do that?
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I just remembered
how I know this neighborhood.
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Someone I wouldn't
mind making cry.
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Hi, Brad.
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Sorry to bother,
my friend here...
Hiya!
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We were just in the
neighborhood, she
has a little problem.
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Yeah, I, I...
Do you think,
she could possibly...
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Could I use
your bathroom?
Number 2.
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Thank you.
Uh, yeah, no problem,
it's to the right.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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So, um...
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How's it Goin' with, uh...
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What's her name,
your girlfriend?
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Oh, Nora.
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We broke up.
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Again.
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Wow.
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Sorry about that.
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Yeah.
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Here we go.
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Oh, shit!
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Man, why don't
people fuck in kitchens
like they used to?
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Yeah, it's pretty nice.
It's not too short?
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00:12:40,643 --> 00:12:42,227
No, it's good.
Yeah?
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00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:43,978
Yeah.
Cool.
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00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:46,514
You still work at the
same place or...
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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I just want to say, um...
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I'm sorry things
didn't work out for us.
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I mean, that was pretty fun.
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For a little while.
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00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:02,747
I remember.
Yeah.
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I'll bet you do.
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All set.
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Let's go.
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00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,490
Hey.
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00:13:22,351 --> 00:13:24,719
Actually I think
I'm Goin' to stay here
for a little while.
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If that's okay with you.
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00:13:29,358 --> 00:13:31,559
And, um, you.
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Sounds good to me.
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Oh.
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Rule number 17.
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What does that mean?
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Who cares?
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Oh!
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00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,736
Sorry.
It's all good.
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00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:21,726
Ah!
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00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,700
I need to come first.
No problem.
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00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:39,844
Ah!
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00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,631
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
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00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,300
Shit, is that expensive?
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Oh, shit! Ow! Ah!
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I'm so sorry, I...
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I think, I...
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Aren't we gonna finish?
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Oh! I'm good.
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00:15:03,118 --> 00:15:04,998
Are you hungry?
You want to get
something to eat?
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00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,323
No, thanks.
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00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,240
But I thought...
Oh!
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00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,747
Hmm.
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00:15:15,798 --> 00:15:20,919
"Dear Sam, tell Brad
he blew his chance
for great sex forever.
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"Love, Sam."
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00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,063
What're you looking at?
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00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:34,399
Are you crying?
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00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,117
No.
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00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,688
Ow, fuck!
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00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:42,740
That hurts.
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00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,528
Tears of pain.
Good enough.
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00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,489
Naked flip
over the couch,
90 second getaway.
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That's my girl,
I taught you so well.
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00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,493
You're kidding.
And I pinched his nipple.
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00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,545
Oh! And so how was it?
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00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,397
The "coming" part or
the "making him cry" part?
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00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,865
Both fantastic!
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00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,935
And fan-fucking-tastic.
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00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,336
My girl!
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00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,072
Aren't we here
to talk about my guy?
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00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,775
I'm sorry, of course.
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00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:19,610
Tell her what you got.
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00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,646
Okay, so...
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Subject entered residence
at approximately 7:08 pm.
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00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,952
Does subject mean Jordan?
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00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:31,022
Uh, well, we're not
entirely sure if it was him,
261
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,458
but, it was definitely
the blonde from the bar.
262
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,610
I mean, it sort
of looked like her.
263
00:16:36,378 --> 00:16:37,245
And what happened?
264
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,331
Okay, well, then they kissed.
265
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,669
Well, some...
Somebody kissed.
266
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,556
Anything else?
267
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:53,061
Well, then they
switched rooms and
the blinds were down.
268
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:54,850
And I stopped shooting.
269
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,757
Well, I've got some bad news.
270
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:58,933
You do, what happened?
271
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,052
He finally texted me.
272
00:17:04,907 --> 00:17:08,943
"Kaylie, I got your msg,"
that means message.
273
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,779
"Kaylie, I got your message,
call you later."
274
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,586
That's bad?
275
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,788
Very. He never
calls me "Kaylie."
276
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,675
He always calls me,
"hot cakes" or "sugar tits"
or "my little pony."
277
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,994
Oh, and you like that?
You're kidding.
278
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:28,613
Who wouldn't?
279
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,515
Yeah, yeah.
280
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,686
Something's definitely wrong.
281
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:39,891
Well, I think it's time
for you to fulfill your
end of the bargain.
282
00:17:39,942 --> 00:17:41,926
You're gonna need to
find a guy.
283
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,595
And make Jordan cry.
284
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:47,865
Mmm-hmm.
Trust me, you'll
feel so much better.
285
00:17:50,268 --> 00:17:52,537
Got it, maybe I should
write this down.
286
00:17:53,288 --> 00:17:54,455
Yeah.
Sure.
287
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,210
That would be,
"find a guy."
288
00:18:01,463 --> 00:18:03,998
No, "find a... a..."
289
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:06,951
"Guy.
290
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,670
"And make him cry."
291
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,089
Make Jordan cry.
Yeah, Jordan.
292
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,093
Actually, c-r-y,
not I.
293
00:18:17,146 --> 00:18:19,097
Whatever, cute heart.
294
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:30,641
Hey, tryrone.
295
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,276
Hey.
296
00:18:33,478 --> 00:18:35,413
Will you spot me on
the leg curl machine?
297
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,031
Yeah, sure.
298
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,997
Is 40 okay?
299
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,550
Uh, no, let's do 60.
I want to feel the burn.
300
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:13,901
So, tonight? 9:00?
301
00:19:37,226 --> 00:19:39,143
Hey!
302
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:44,849
Not so fast, dirtbag.
303
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,401
Looks like your girlfriend
found a new boy toy.
Mmm-hmm.
304
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:50,771
What the hell?
305
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,724
- You're a cheater.
- She dumped your sorry ass.
306
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:54,692
I'm a what?
307
00:19:57,079 --> 00:19:57,995
She did?
308
00:19:58,497 --> 00:19:59,363
Mmm-hmm.
309
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,701
But I love her so much.
310
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,339
Oh, my God, he's crying.
311
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:10,741
You totally are.
Oh, my God.
312
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,210
He is.
313
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,601
What a pussy!
314
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:21,752
Total pussy!
315
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:29,193
I'd never cheat on Kaylie!
I swear, I love her.
316
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:31,612
Huh?
317
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,449
Rule number 70.
17.
318
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,936
If you don't cry, he will.
319
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:39,954
Close enough.
320
00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:41,739
What did I do?
321
00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:43,774
I think you mean,
"who did you do."
322
00:20:44,626 --> 00:20:45,710
Give him the video.
323
00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:47,777
What're you talking about?
324
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:51,048
Little hard to see.
325
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:00,341
Is this real?
326
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,644
Wow!
327
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,397
Are you guys serious?
328
00:21:06,464 --> 00:21:08,465
This could be anybody, Kaylie.
329
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,184
It's you.
Tell him, Lizzie.
330
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,154
Yeah, where were you
at 7:08 on Saturday night?
331
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,139
I was in my apartment.
332
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:18,943
9885 west grand Avenue?
333
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:22,479
Yep, and...
334
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,283
That would be your
kitchen, apartment 407.
335
00:21:25,334 --> 00:21:27,118
I recognize it by your
cracked window.
336
00:21:27,169 --> 00:21:30,321
Except that I moved to 519
over the weekend, Kaylie.
337
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,124
Remember? I told you
that two weeks ago.
338
00:21:33,175 --> 00:21:36,015
That's why I haven't been
returning your calls,
I've been so busy moving.
339
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,346
Right, shoot.
340
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,216
I need to start
writing things down.
341
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,353
I just wanted
to get everything perfect
before you came over.
342
00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:47,437
You're really trying
to make everything
nice for me?
343
00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,057
Yes.
344
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,844
I just got so worried
when you called me
"Kaylie" and not "hot cakes."
345
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:57,815
I just...
I want us to get serious.
346
00:21:57,866 --> 00:21:59,200
I would never cheat on you.
347
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:00,318
Mmm.
You know that.
348
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:03,654
Come here.
349
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,605
So, I guess my work
here is done, huh?
350
00:22:10,379 --> 00:22:12,413
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
351
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,131
You don't hate me, do you?
352
00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:16,119
No, it's cool,
you two should go
home and make up.
353
00:22:17,219 --> 00:22:18,252
I'll see you at the gym.
354
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,049
Hey, tryrone, could
we buy you a drink?
355
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,652
Yeah, we could buy
you a... or not.
356
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:36,771
A Tequila?
357
00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:39,357
Don't think he wants one.
358
00:22:42,411 --> 00:22:43,972
Well, I guess that
turned out well, huh?
359
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,730
Rule number 17.
360
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,250
Shut it.
361
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:52,503
Oh, don't get pissed
at me because your
precious rules don't work.
362
00:22:52,570 --> 00:22:55,456
Ladies, enjoy your
evening. Alone.
363
00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:06,384
Ouch.
Oh, please.
364
00:23:06,435 --> 00:23:10,020
Jason spends most
of his nights alone,
365
00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:13,224
playing online video
games with some
12-year-old in Indiana.
366
00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:15,226
Do you really think
he has the right to talk?
367
00:23:15,277 --> 00:23:17,261
Aw, that's cute.
Aw.
368
00:23:18,113 --> 00:23:19,113
What? He's sweet.
369
00:23:20,765 --> 00:23:22,650
Look, even
cool people like him.
No.
370
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,903
No, no, no.
371
00:23:25,954 --> 00:23:28,873
You will not be hooking
up with Jason!
372
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:31,158
Chill, mommie dearest.
373
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,830
I'm not going to.
374
00:23:37,782 --> 00:23:39,467
But if I did, will
it really be so bad?
375
00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:42,470
You can't shit where I eat.
End of discussion.
376
00:23:47,309 --> 00:23:48,175
I need a drink.
377
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,467
Oh, oh, oh!
378
00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:51,489
Oh!
Oh.
379
00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:53,958
Oh!
380
00:25:32,914 --> 00:25:34,031
Oh! Oh!
381
00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:28,919
Oh, yeah!
382
00:26:28,970 --> 00:26:30,504
That's great, okay.
383
00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:38,646
Oh! Oh!
384
00:26:39,648 --> 00:26:41,315
Oh, okay, okay.
385
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,273
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
386
00:27:04,980 --> 00:27:30,720
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