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Any plans for later? 16 00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:15,260 Uh, I'm not sure. 17 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:18,680 What're you up to? 18 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:22,601 I don't really know. 19 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,053 I mean... 20 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:31,693 Do you? 21 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:36,899 I mean, should we? 22 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:40,652 You are getting into some very dangerous territory, girl. 23 00:03:40,703 --> 00:03:41,820 You're falling for him. 24 00:03:41,871 --> 00:03:43,655 I am not. Mark my words. 25 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:45,324 This thing with Danny will end badly. 26 00:03:45,375 --> 00:03:46,658 God, Lizzie. 27 00:03:46,709 --> 00:03:48,293 You're such a downer. 28 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:50,913 She speaks the truth. Even I know not to fuck with a good fuck. 29 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:52,364 I'm not falling for him. 30 00:03:52,415 --> 00:03:54,633 Daytime sex? Please. 31 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:56,001 I hope you weren't sober. 32 00:03:56,052 --> 00:03:57,586 It was 10:00 A.M. of course I was sober. 33 00:03:57,670 --> 00:03:58,703 Morning sex? 34 00:03:58,755 --> 00:03:59,805 Oh, that's even worse. 35 00:04:00,423 --> 00:04:01,723 Sam! 36 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:02,891 You're on the precipice of ruining 37 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,393 the one good thing that you have going for you. 38 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,211 The one good thing? 39 00:04:06,262 --> 00:04:08,597 I guess you don't think much of my work 40 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:10,315 or the rest of the life I've carved out. 41 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,550 No, you know what I'm talking about. 42 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,069 Rule number 10: 43 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,105 Love your fuck buddy and within a week, 44 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:18,824 you're back to jacking yourself off every night. 45 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:20,242 Oh, come on. 46 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:23,061 Seriously, that is a totally stupid rule. 47 00:04:23,112 --> 00:04:25,814 Oh, whoa! Stand back for some righteous fury. 48 00:04:25,882 --> 00:04:28,333 There are no stupid rules. 49 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:31,753 This rule is especially not stupid. 50 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:35,073 It's in the top 10. Do you know what that means? 51 00:04:35,124 --> 00:04:36,574 It's one of sienna's commandments. 52 00:04:36,626 --> 00:04:38,787 Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to prove sienna wrong. 53 00:04:39,295 --> 00:04:40,745 Oh, shit. 54 00:04:40,797 --> 00:04:42,747 All right, I guess some rules you'll just have to learn on your own. 55 00:04:42,799 --> 00:04:45,100 Report back when you're a believer. 56 00:05:05,154 --> 00:05:06,488 Hey, Kaylie. Howdy, neighbor. 57 00:05:10,660 --> 00:05:11,910 Sorry about the other morning. 58 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:13,628 Other morning? 59 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:15,163 Yeah, you know. Boom, boom, boom. 60 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,298 Hmm? 61 00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:18,834 Remember? Boom, boom, boom. 62 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:21,953 Oh, right. I like to turn my music up really loud when I work out, too. 63 00:05:22,005 --> 00:05:23,606 Doesn't this do something for your biceps? 64 00:05:23,622 --> 00:05:25,623 No, I mean... 65 00:05:25,675 --> 00:05:26,842 It is law of nature. 66 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:28,247 Louder the music, better the burn. 67 00:05:31,647 --> 00:05:32,814 So, are you going out? 68 00:05:33,766 --> 00:05:35,567 Yeah, big date with Jordan. 69 00:05:35,634 --> 00:05:37,319 Jordan? He's new, tall, 70 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:39,438 broad shoulders, 71 00:05:39,489 --> 00:05:42,074 super sweet and amazing in the sack. 72 00:05:42,641 --> 00:05:43,525 Oh. 73 00:05:44,527 --> 00:05:45,527 Is he your new boyfriend? 74 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:46,945 Mmm, not really. 75 00:05:48,031 --> 00:05:50,415 Oh, more like a fuck buddy? 76 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,817 Yeah, I guess. 77 00:05:52,869 --> 00:05:55,253 It's hard to find a guy that can keep up with me but... 78 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:56,821 Jordan is a marathoner. 79 00:05:56,873 --> 00:05:58,924 But I thought you said you're going out on a date with him. 80 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:01,311 Yeah, we're going to go see the matrix. He loves old movies. 81 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,498 But isn't it a problem, the dating thing? 82 00:06:06,549 --> 00:06:09,017 Well, I just like to fuck but... 83 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,970 You know how men are. They need romance to get them in the mood. 84 00:06:12,021 --> 00:06:14,389 Doesn't it just kind of mess up the fuck buddy thing 85 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:15,891 if you just start going out? 86 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:18,110 Maybe he's my boyfriend, too. I don't really know. 87 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,063 I'm not too into labels. 88 00:06:22,398 --> 00:06:25,534 Oh, I gotta go. He loves previews. Byezees! 89 00:06:30,239 --> 00:06:31,289 Hey, Danny. 90 00:06:31,908 --> 00:06:34,025 It's me. 91 00:06:34,077 --> 00:06:36,795 I was wondering if you're free tonight to, uh... 92 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:46,054 Danny, Sam here. 93 00:06:46,705 --> 00:06:47,806 Let's get together, 94 00:06:49,225 --> 00:06:50,392 if you're free. 95 00:06:58,101 --> 00:07:00,385 I was wondering, have you seen the matrix? 96 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:06,324 Stupid fucking rules. 97 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,331 Here you go. Mmm. 98 00:07:19,071 --> 00:07:21,373 You know who I'd love to fuck? 99 00:07:21,424 --> 00:07:23,091 Who? That chick from the matrix. 100 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:24,292 Carrie-Anne moss? 101 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:25,510 Yes. 102 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:28,847 Oh, my God! Me, too. 103 00:07:28,914 --> 00:07:31,550 Oh, my God! We have so much in common. That's crazy! 104 00:07:32,268 --> 00:07:33,185 Come here. 105 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:39,774 Mmm. 106 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:44,312 Oh, my God. Look it. Previews. 107 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:46,148 I fucking love previews. 108 00:07:51,787 --> 00:07:54,039 Have you had a chance to look at my press release? 109 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:55,490 Just finishing up. 110 00:07:59,829 --> 00:08:00,778 That's a lot of notes. 111 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:03,298 It's my job. 112 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:04,422 I'll be done before lunch. 113 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:10,972 Is there a problem? 114 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:12,591 Do you mind if I ask you a question? 115 00:08:12,642 --> 00:08:14,726 If I said yes, would you ask anyway? 116 00:08:14,793 --> 00:08:17,229 I just need a little outside perspective. 117 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:20,148 Then why would you come to me? You represent everything I loathe. 118 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,601 There are circles in hell dedicated to women like you. 119 00:08:22,652 --> 00:08:25,012 If I could change my cubicle location, I'd do it in a second. 120 00:08:26,656 --> 00:08:29,456 Exactly. We see the world differently, which is why I want your opinion. 121 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:35,639 Do you think it's a bad idea to go on a date with your fuck buddy? 122 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:40,785 Oh, so I take it you do. 123 00:08:40,836 --> 00:08:42,316 I just don't care for the f-word word. 124 00:08:43,539 --> 00:08:46,541 Oh. Okay. 125 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:49,928 So do you think it's a bad idea to go on a date with someone 126 00:08:49,995 --> 00:08:53,164 who you are having semi-regular, unattached, 127 00:08:53,216 --> 00:08:54,999 Charlie sheen type relations with? 128 00:08:55,051 --> 00:08:57,018 I know what it means. I just don't like it. 129 00:08:57,687 --> 00:08:58,670 Okay. 130 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,523 But back to my question. 131 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:04,142 Sam, I have my new guy. Byron. 132 00:09:04,193 --> 00:09:05,443 We've been together for three weeks. 133 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:07,612 That's four dates plus an impromptu brunch. 134 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,065 What we're doing, is building something together. 135 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:12,684 What you do, kills any chance of that ever happening. 136 00:09:14,570 --> 00:09:16,705 But if you had an f buddy... 137 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:19,691 Sam, I have absolutely no opinion on the matter. 138 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:27,999 This is Kate. 139 00:09:28,884 --> 00:09:30,969 Hi, Byron. How are you? 140 00:09:34,223 --> 00:09:36,558 Look, that's not what I meant at all. I just... 141 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,647 I think you're taking this the wrong way. 142 00:09:48,771 --> 00:09:50,155 Well, if that's how you feel... 143 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:56,194 Jerk. 144 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,000 It was astonishing. 145 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:05,787 You couldn't tell from watching me, but... 146 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:07,005 I felt bad for Kate. 147 00:10:08,591 --> 00:10:10,241 She was just devastated. 148 00:10:13,629 --> 00:10:15,246 We're going to hell. 149 00:10:15,298 --> 00:10:17,349 Oh, yeah. We're terrible people. 150 00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:20,352 And so what have we learnt? 151 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,638 I am being greedy. 152 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,608 As if having great sex isn't enough, I have to have more. 153 00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:28,926 More sex? 154 00:10:28,978 --> 00:10:30,945 No, sex plus a relationship. 155 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,481 It's too much to ask for. 156 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,533 And so, rule number 10... 157 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,102 I guess sienna's right. 158 00:10:38,154 --> 00:10:39,904 Damn fucking straight. 159 00:10:39,955 --> 00:10:41,039 She's the godmother. 160 00:10:41,106 --> 00:10:42,240 She wrote the book. 161 00:10:43,159 --> 00:10:44,326 I shouldn't be doubting her. 162 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,213 You're forgiven, grasshopper. 163 00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:52,917 Where're you going? It's not even 9:00 yet. 164 00:10:52,968 --> 00:10:55,953 Sorry, I have an early morning meeting with Fiona. 165 00:10:56,005 --> 00:10:57,055 Oh, the cunt? 166 00:10:58,974 --> 00:10:59,891 Yeah. 167 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,294 That would be the one. 168 00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:08,800 Okay. I guess I'll see you next Tuesday. 169 00:11:08,851 --> 00:11:09,934 Hello. 170 00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:18,076 Hi. 171 00:11:21,997 --> 00:11:22,914 Sam. 172 00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:25,817 Oh, hey. Hey. 173 00:11:25,868 --> 00:11:27,118 What're you doing here? 174 00:11:27,169 --> 00:11:29,254 I'm just going over to the Nelson. 175 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:30,505 Yeah? Yeah. 176 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:31,589 What's playing? 177 00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:36,845 This is so completely embarrassing. I'm going alone to see the matrix. 178 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,799 That's not embarrassing at all. 179 00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:42,133 I love that movie. 180 00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:43,385 You do? Yeah. 181 00:11:45,888 --> 00:11:47,305 You... you wanna join me? 182 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,144 Come on. It'll be fun. 183 00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,016 Holy shit! 184 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:12,213 Trinity is the hottest female action hero of all time. 185 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,666 Hotter than Linda Hamilton in the Terminator? 186 00:12:14,717 --> 00:12:16,367 Are you kidding me? Way hotter. 187 00:12:18,036 --> 00:12:21,539 Okay, um... Kill bill. Uma. Lara croft. 188 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:23,541 You can go on as long as you like. 189 00:12:23,592 --> 00:12:24,976 No one else even comes close. 190 00:12:26,595 --> 00:12:29,547 I'd no idea you were such an action movie junkie. 191 00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:33,651 There's a lot about me you don't know, Danny. 192 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,779 So, we just did the whole dinner and a movie thing. 193 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:47,248 That was fun. 194 00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:51,336 So how about we keep going? 195 00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:54,205 You know, I really have a big day at work tomorrow. 196 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:56,508 Oh, yeah. 197 00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:58,960 Me, too. 198 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,748 I was just telling Liz that before we went on our date... 199 00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:04,716 Or whatever. 200 00:13:07,603 --> 00:13:09,687 I'll see you later. 201 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:17,779 So then he gives me this 202 00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:21,533 totally lame aunt reba kiss and he just splits. 203 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,818 And you're calling me to complain? You broke the fucking rule. 204 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:24,863 Accept the consequences. 205 00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:26,955 I just bumped into him. 206 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,490 But I just bumped into him. 207 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,458 I accidentally went to a movie with him. 208 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,983 I didn't mean to eat the cheeseburger. 209 00:13:31,994 --> 00:13:33,178 It just forced its way into my mouth. 210 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,629 But... But nothing, Sam. 211 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,447 I showed you the yellow brick road. 212 00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:37,882 You wandered off into the woods, 213 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,450 now the angry trees are pelting you with apples. 214 00:13:39,502 --> 00:13:40,552 Deal. 215 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:41,753 Thanks. 216 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,478 Kate? 217 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:52,964 Are you okay? 218 00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:06,778 Do you wanna talk about it? 219 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,082 I just... I follow all the rules. 220 00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:13,785 And what does it get me? 221 00:14:13,836 --> 00:14:16,254 I've been asking myself the same thing. 222 00:14:16,321 --> 00:14:17,561 We don't follow the same rules. 223 00:14:18,507 --> 00:14:19,924 No, I guess not. 224 00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:22,710 So nothing works. 225 00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:26,163 This doesn't make sense. 226 00:14:26,215 --> 00:14:28,182 You're like a walking specimen dish. 227 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,935 I don't expect guys to fall for you but... 228 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,937 It's supposed to work for me. 229 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,106 Um, thanks. 230 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:39,727 But maybe we're not so different after all. 231 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,345 If that's true, then kill me. 232 00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:48,519 This is Sam. 233 00:14:48,571 --> 00:14:49,787 - Hey, Sam. - It's Danny. 234 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,406 Hey. I mean... 235 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,659 Hey, how's it going? 236 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,694 Have you got plans for tonight? 237 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,580 Um... 238 00:15:00,082 --> 00:15:02,867 Maybe. It's a little up in the air. 239 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,053 What's up? 240 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,204 You wanna join me for a drink after work? 241 00:15:07,256 --> 00:15:09,373 Maybe we'll go to bucci's? 242 00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:11,092 I might be able to do it. 243 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:12,143 6:00? 244 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,313 6:00 is great. 245 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:19,067 All right. Well, no promises but I'll see if I can swing by. 246 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:20,068 Yeah. 247 00:15:25,107 --> 00:15:27,909 Someone is getting laid tonight. 248 00:15:32,948 --> 00:15:35,249 So that was a good time last night. 249 00:15:36,619 --> 00:15:40,038 Oh, yeah. It was. 250 00:15:40,089 --> 00:15:41,589 It ended too soon for me. 251 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,541 Yeah, about that. 252 00:15:44,593 --> 00:15:46,377 I had a good time, too. 253 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:50,214 You make that sound like a bad thing. 254 00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:52,934 Well, in a way, it is. 255 00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:57,055 I can't be fuck buddies with someone I'm dating. 256 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,591 We're not... We're not dating. 257 00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:02,143 Then what was last night? 258 00:16:03,646 --> 00:16:05,429 Last night was just a run-in. 259 00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:07,431 Last night you said it was a date. 260 00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:08,733 Or whatever. 261 00:16:08,784 --> 00:16:10,034 I misspoke. 262 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,870 It was whatever. 263 00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:14,122 I paid for dinner. 264 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:15,790 That makes it a date. 265 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:18,209 The only reason you paid was 'cause I didn't have any cash on me. 266 00:16:18,276 --> 00:16:20,294 I... I went to the atm. 267 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,130 I mean... I mean... here. 268 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:23,414 I don't feel right about this. 269 00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,583 No, I owe you. 270 00:16:25,634 --> 00:16:26,801 How much was the bill? 271 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:28,619 Here, I'll just give you $20. 272 00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:31,005 I feel like you're paying me for sex. 273 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,560 What sex? We didn't even have sex. Remember? 274 00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:37,261 Future sex. 275 00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:41,399 And not paying me very well, actually. 276 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,970 Look, I need to keep my dating life 277 00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:47,855 and my sex life separate. 278 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,608 This is crazy. 279 00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:53,745 Let's just forget the whatever 280 00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:56,247 and go back to my place and screw. 281 00:16:56,314 --> 00:16:58,416 Can't. I... 282 00:16:58,483 --> 00:17:01,318 I think I have a new fuck buddy as of last night. 283 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:07,008 What the hell? 284 00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,492 I was with you. 285 00:17:09,678 --> 00:17:11,328 After our date, I... 286 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,600 I hooked up with someone else. 287 00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:19,804 Is that her? 288 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,696 Go. 289 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,009 Hey, guys. 290 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:24,735 He is the one. 291 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,377 Come here. 292 00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:40,935 The oracle told me I would fall in love. 293 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,057 Does this mean you're the one? 294 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,282 It must be done, Neo. 295 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,369 Do we carry on, trinity? 296 00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:01,455 Anything you say, Neo. 297 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,008 Trinity! 298 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,560 Trinity! 299 00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:23,628 Oh, trinity! 300 00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:28,182 - Trinity! - Neo! 301 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:30,634 Trinity! Trinity! 302 00:19:31,486 --> 00:19:32,603 Trinity! 303 00:19:33,822 --> 00:19:35,606 I need you. Trinity! Neo! 304 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,474 Trinity! Neo! 305 00:19:37,526 --> 00:19:38,776 Trinity! Neo! 306 00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:41,312 I need you. Trinity! Neo! 307 00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,831 Trinity! Trinity! Neo! 308 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,649 Trinity! Neo! Trinity! 309 00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:47,034 Neo! Neo! Neo! 310 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,419 Trinity! Neo! 311 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,007 Trinity! 312 00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,325 Neo! 313 00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:55,492 Trinity! 314 00:19:56,078 --> 00:19:58,129 Neo! Trinity! 315 00:19:58,180 --> 00:19:59,630 Neo! Trinity! Trinity! 316 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,311 Neo! Trinity! 317 00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:15,679 Oh, trinity! Oh, trinity! 318 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,422 Trinity! Trinity! 319 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,584 I got you, Neo. Trinity. 320 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:11,786 Do you want the red pill, 321 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:12,903 or the blue pill? 322 00:21:12,955 --> 00:21:14,922 Give me the blue pill, Neo. 323 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:21,679 Oh, trinity. 324 00:21:21,746 --> 00:21:23,631 Oh, God. You dodge bullets. 325 00:21:31,139 --> 00:21:32,857 Okay. Okay. Okay. 326 00:21:47,456 --> 00:21:49,273 Okay. Okay. Okay. 327 00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:03,971 Trinity! Neo! 328 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:09,093 My bed was literally bouncing in time to theirs. 329 00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:11,429 Neo! Trinity. 330 00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:14,298 Neo! Trinity. 331 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:17,351 That is so fucking grim. 332 00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:20,738 That is one of the most pathetic things I've ever heard in my life. 333 00:22:20,805 --> 00:22:23,657 If this keeps up, I think I'm gonna have to rearrange my furniture, 334 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:26,610 I might even have to sleep on a futon in the kitchen. 335 00:22:26,661 --> 00:22:28,496 It's a top 10 rule for a reason. 336 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:29,780 I deserve what I got. 337 00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,484 Well, at least things can't get any worse. 338 00:22:33,535 --> 00:22:36,120 Without a doubt, tonight has been as bad as it gets. 339 00:22:36,171 --> 00:22:37,171 To things getting better. 340 00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:46,847 Carrie-Anne moss is pretty hot. 341 00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:47,998 Yeah, I'd fuck her. Yeah. 342 00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:49,300 She's like butch hot. 343 00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:51,602 But Keanu... 344 00:22:51,669 --> 00:22:53,604 Oh, he is all man. 345 00:22:53,671 --> 00:22:55,139 I bet he could fuck all night. 346 00:22:55,223 --> 00:22:56,690 Yeah. 347 00:22:56,775 --> 00:23:01,028 If I looked like Carrie-Anne, I could fuck any guy I want. 348 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:03,397 If I slick my hair back like Keanu, 349 00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:06,567 what red-blooded homo could resist? 350 00:23:08,236 --> 00:23:10,521 Do you know that fetish place on north Avenue? 351 00:23:10,572 --> 00:23:12,039 They're open late. 352 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,158 What're we waiting for? Let's go. 353 00:23:19,247 --> 00:23:20,131 See ya. 354 00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:24,385 I take it back. 355 00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:26,036 Things can get worse. 356 00:23:30,892 --> 00:23:31,809 Hi. 357 00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,428 Buy me a drink? 358 00:23:51,531 --> 00:24:19,367 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 24515

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