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What're you doing?
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I don't wanna bother
your neighbors.
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That's so sweet of you.
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But I do.
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Jealous, Kaylie?
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That was nice.
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We've never had
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daytime sex before,
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have we?
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No.
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You're right.
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Hmm.
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So, um...
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You got, um...
Any plans for later?
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Uh, I'm not sure.
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What're you up to?
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I don't really know.
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I mean...
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Do you?
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I mean, should we?
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You are getting into
some very dangerous
territory, girl.
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You're falling for him.
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I am not.
Mark my words.
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This thing with Danny
will end badly.
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God, Lizzie.
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You're such a downer.
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She speaks the truth.
Even I know not to
fuck with a good fuck.
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I'm not falling for him.
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Daytime sex?
Please.
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I hope you weren't sober.
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It was 10:00 A.M.
of course
I was sober.
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Morning sex?
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Oh, that's even worse.
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Sam!
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You're on
the precipice
of ruining
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the one good thing
that you have
going for you.
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The one good thing?
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I guess you don't
think much of my work
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or the rest of the life
I've carved out.
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No, you know what
I'm talking about.
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Rule number 10:
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Love your fuck buddy
and within a week,
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you're back to jacking
yourself off every night.
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Oh, come on.
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Seriously, that is
a totally stupid rule.
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Oh, whoa!
Stand back for
some righteous fury.
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There are no stupid rules.
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This rule is
especially not stupid.
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It's in the top 10.
Do you know
what that means?
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It's one of sienna's
commandments.
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Well, I guess I'm just
gonna have to
prove sienna wrong.
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Oh, shit.
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All right, I guess
some rules you'll just
have to learn on your own.
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Report back when
you're a believer.
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Hey, Kaylie.
Howdy, neighbor.
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Sorry about the other morning.
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Other morning?
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Yeah, you know.
Boom, boom, boom.
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Hmm?
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Remember?
Boom, boom, boom.
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Oh, right. I like to turn
my music up really loud
when I work out, too.
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Doesn't this
do something
for your biceps?
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No, I mean...
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It is law of nature.
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Louder the music,
better the burn.
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So, are you going out?
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Yeah, big date with Jordan.
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Jordan?
He's new, tall,
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broad shoulders,
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super sweet
and amazing
in the sack.
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Oh.
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Is he your new boyfriend?
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Mmm, not really.
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Oh, more like a fuck buddy?
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Yeah, I guess.
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It's hard to find
a guy that can
keep up with me but...
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Jordan is a marathoner.
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But I thought you said
you're going out
on a date with him.
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Yeah, we're going
to go see the matrix.He loves old movies.
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But isn't it a problem,
the dating thing?
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Well, I just like
to fuck but...
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You know how men are.
They need romance
to get them in the mood.
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Doesn't it just
kind of mess up
the fuck buddy thing
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if you just start going out?
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Maybe he's my
boyfriend, too.
I don't really know.
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I'm not too into labels.
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Oh, I gotta go.
He loves previews.
Byezees!
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Hey, Danny.
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It's me.
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I was wondering
if you're free
tonight to, uh...
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Danny, Sam here.
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Let's get together,
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if you're free.
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I was wondering,
have you seen
the matrix?
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Stupid fucking rules.
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Here you go.
Mmm.
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You know who I'd love to fuck?
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Who?
That chick
from the matrix.
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Carrie-Anne moss?
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Yes.
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Oh, my God!
Me, too.
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Oh, my God!
We have so much
in common. That's crazy!
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Come here.
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Mmm.
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Oh, my God.
Look it.
Previews.
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I fucking love previews.
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Have you had
a chance to look
at my press release?
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Just finishing up.
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That's a lot of notes.
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It's my job.
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I'll be done before lunch.
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Is there a problem?
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Do you mind
if I ask you
a question?
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If I said yes,
would you ask
anyway?
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I just need a little
outside perspective.
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Then why would you
come to me? You represent
everything I loathe.
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There are circles
in hell dedicated
to women like you.
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If I could change
my cubicle location,
I'd do it in a second.
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Exactly. We see the world
differently, which is why
I want your opinion.
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Do you think it's
a bad idea to go on a date
with your fuck buddy?
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Oh, so I take it you do.
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I just don't care
for the f-word word.
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Oh. Okay.
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So do you think it's
a bad idea to go on
a date with someone
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who you are having
semi-regular, unattached,
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Charlie sheen
type relations with?
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I know what it means.
I just don't like it.
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Okay.
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But back to my question.
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Sam, I have my
new guy. Byron.
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We've been together
for three weeks.
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That's four dates
plus an impromptu brunch.
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What we're doing,
is building
something together.
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What you do,
kills any chance of
that ever happening.
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But if you had an f buddy...
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Sam, I have absolutely
no opinion on the matter.
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This is Kate.
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Hi, Byron.
How are you?
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Look, that's not what
I meant at all. I just...
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I think you're taking
this the wrong way.
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Well, if that's how you feel...
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Jerk.
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It was astonishing.
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You couldn't tell
from watching me, but...
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I felt bad for Kate.
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She was just devastated.
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We're going to hell.
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Oh, yeah.
We're terrible
people.
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And so what have we learnt?
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I am being greedy.
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As if having great
sex isn't enough,
I have to have more.
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More sex?
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No, sex plus a relationship.
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It's too much to ask for.
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And so, rule number 10...
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I guess sienna's right.
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Damn fucking straight.
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She's the godmother.
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She wrote the book.
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I shouldn't be doubting her.
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You're forgiven, grasshopper.
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Where're you going?
It's not even 9:00 yet.
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Sorry, I have
an early morning
meeting with Fiona.
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Oh, the cunt?
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Yeah.
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That would be the one.
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Okay. I guess I'll
see you next Tuesday.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Sam.
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Oh, hey.
Hey.
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What're you doing here?
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I'm just going over
to the Nelson.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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What's playing?
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This is so completely
embarrassing. I'm going
alone to see the matrix.
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That's not embarrassing at all.
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I love that movie.
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You do?
Yeah.
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You... you wanna
join me?
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Come on.
It'll be fun.
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Holy shit!
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Trinity is the
hottest female action
hero of all time.
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Hotter than
Linda Hamilton
in the Terminator?
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Are you kidding me?
Way hotter.
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Okay, um...
Kill bill. Uma.
Lara croft.
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You can go on
as long as you like.
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No one else even comes close.
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I'd no idea
you were such
an action movie junkie.
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There's a lot
about me you
don't know, Danny.
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So, we just did
the whole dinner
and a movie thing.
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That was fun.
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So how about we keep going?
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You know, I really
have a big day
at work tomorrow.
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Oh, yeah.
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Me, too.
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00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,748
I was just telling
Liz that before
we went on our date...
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Or whatever.
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I'll see you later.
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So then he gives me this
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totally lame
aunt reba kiss
and he just splits.
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00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,818
And you're calling me
to complain? You broke
the fucking rule.
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Accept the consequences.
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I just bumped into him.
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00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,490
But I just bumped into him.
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00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,458
I accidentally went to
a movie with him.
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I didn't mean
to eat the
cheeseburger.
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It just forcedits way into my mouth.
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00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,629
But...
But nothing, Sam.
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I showed you
the yellow brick road.
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00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:37,882
You wandered offinto the woods,
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now the angry trees
are pelting you
with apples.
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Deal.
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00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:41,753
Thanks.
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00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,478
Kate?
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00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:52,964
Are you okay?
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00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:06,778
Do you wanna talk about it?
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00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,082
I just...
I follow all
the rules.
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00:14:12,034 --> 00:14:13,785
And what does it get me?
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00:14:13,836 --> 00:14:16,254
I've been asking
myself the same thing.
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00:14:16,321 --> 00:14:17,561
We don't follow the same rules.
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00:14:18,507 --> 00:14:19,924
No, I guess not.
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00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:22,710
So nothing works.
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00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:26,163
This doesn't make sense.
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00:14:26,215 --> 00:14:28,182
You're like a walking
specimen dish.
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00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,935
I don't expect guys
to fall for you but...
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It's supposed to work for me.
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00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,106
Um, thanks.
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00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:39,727
But maybe we're not
so different after all.
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If that's true, then kill me.
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This is Sam.
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- Hey, Sam.- It's Danny.
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Hey. I mean...
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Hey, how's it going?
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Have you got plans for tonight?
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Um...
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Maybe. It's a little
up in the air.
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00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,053
What's up?
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00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,204
You wanna join mefor a drinkafter work?
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00:15:07,256 --> 00:15:09,373
Maybe we'll go to bucci's?
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00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:11,092
I might be able to do it.
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00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:12,143
6:00?
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00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,313
6:00 is great.
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00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:19,067
All right. Well,
no promises but I'll see
if I can swing by.
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00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:20,068
Yeah.
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00:15:25,107 --> 00:15:27,909
Someone is getting
laid tonight.
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00:15:32,948 --> 00:15:35,249
So that was a good
time last night.
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00:15:36,619 --> 00:15:40,038
Oh, yeah. It was.
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It ended too soon for me.
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Yeah, about that.
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00:15:44,593 --> 00:15:46,377
I had a good time, too.
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00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:50,214
You make that sound
like a bad thing.
254
00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:52,934
Well, in a way, it is.
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00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:57,055
I can't be fuck buddies
with someone I'm dating.
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00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,591
We're not...
We're not dating.
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00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:02,143
Then what was last night?
258
00:16:03,646 --> 00:16:05,429
Last night was
just a run-in.
259
00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:07,431
Last night you said
it was a date.
260
00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:08,733
Or whatever.
261
00:16:08,784 --> 00:16:10,034
I misspoke.
262
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,870
It was whatever.
263
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:14,122
I paid for dinner.
264
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:15,790
That makes it a date.
265
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:18,209
The only reason you paid
was 'cause I didn't
have any cash on me.
266
00:16:18,276 --> 00:16:20,294
I... I went
to the atm.
267
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,130
I mean...
I mean... here.
268
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:23,414
I don't feel right about this.
269
00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,583
No, I owe you.
270
00:16:25,634 --> 00:16:26,801
How much was the bill?
271
00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:28,619
Here, I'll just give you $20.
272
00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:31,005
I feel like you're
paying me for sex.
273
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,560
What sex? We didn't
even have sex. Remember?
274
00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:37,261
Future sex.
275
00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:41,399
And not paying me
very well, actually.
276
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,970
Look, I need to keep
my dating life
277
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:47,855
and my sex life separate.
278
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,608
This is crazy.
279
00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:53,745
Let's just forget the whatever
280
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:56,247
and go back to
my place and screw.
281
00:16:56,314 --> 00:16:58,416
Can't. I...
282
00:16:58,483 --> 00:17:01,318
I think I have
a new fuck buddy
as of last night.
283
00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:07,008
What the hell?
284
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,492
I was with you.
285
00:17:09,678 --> 00:17:11,328
After our date, I...
286
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,600
I hooked up with someone else.
287
00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:19,804
Is that her?
288
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,696
Go.
289
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,009
Hey, guys.
290
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:24,735
He is the one.
291
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,377
Come here.
292
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:40,935
The oracle told me
I would fall in love.
293
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,057
Does this mean you're the one?
294
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,282
It must be done, Neo.
295
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,369
Do we carry on, trinity?
296
00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:01,455
Anything you say, Neo.
297
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,008
Trinity!
298
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,560
Trinity!
299
00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:23,628
Oh, trinity!
300
00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:28,182
- Trinity!
- Neo!
301
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:30,634
Trinity! Trinity!
302
00:19:31,486 --> 00:19:32,603
Trinity!
303
00:19:33,822 --> 00:19:35,606
I need you. Trinity!
Neo!
304
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,474
Trinity!
Neo!
305
00:19:37,526 --> 00:19:38,776
Trinity!
Neo!
306
00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:41,312
I need you. Trinity!
Neo!
307
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,831
Trinity! Trinity!
Neo!
308
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,649
Trinity! Neo!
Trinity!
309
00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:47,034
Neo! Neo!
Neo!
310
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,419
Trinity!
Neo!
311
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,007
Trinity!
312
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,325
Neo!
313
00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:55,492
Trinity!
314
00:19:56,078 --> 00:19:58,129
Neo!
Trinity!
315
00:19:58,180 --> 00:19:59,630
Neo!
Trinity!
Trinity!
316
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,311
Neo!
Trinity!
317
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:15,679
Oh, trinity!
Oh, trinity!
318
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,422
Trinity! Trinity!
319
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,584
I got you, Neo.
Trinity.
320
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:11,786
Do you want the red pill,
321
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:12,903
or the blue pill?
322
00:21:12,955 --> 00:21:14,922
Give me the blue pill, Neo.
323
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:21,679
Oh, trinity.
324
00:21:21,746 --> 00:21:23,631
Oh, God.
You dodge bullets.
325
00:21:31,139 --> 00:21:32,857
Okay. Okay. Okay.
326
00:21:47,456 --> 00:21:49,273
Okay. Okay. Okay.
327
00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:03,971
Trinity!
Neo!
328
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:09,093
My bed was
literally bouncing
in time to theirs.
329
00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:11,429
Neo! Trinity.
330
00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:14,298
Neo! Trinity.
331
00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:17,351
That is so fucking grim.
332
00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:20,738
That is one of the most
pathetic things I've
ever heard in my life.
333
00:22:20,805 --> 00:22:23,657
If this keeps up, I think
I'm gonna have to
rearrange my furniture,
334
00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:26,610
I might even have to
sleep on a futon
in the kitchen.
335
00:22:26,661 --> 00:22:28,496
It's a top 10
rule for a reason.
336
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:29,780
I deserve what I got.
337
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,484
Well, at least things
can't get any worse.
338
00:22:33,535 --> 00:22:36,120
Without a doubt,
tonight has been
as bad as it gets.
339
00:22:36,171 --> 00:22:37,171
To things getting better.
340
00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:46,847
Carrie-Anne moss
is pretty hot.
341
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:47,998
Yeah, I'd fuck her.
Yeah.
342
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:49,300
She's like butch hot.
343
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:51,602
But Keanu...
344
00:22:51,669 --> 00:22:53,604
Oh, he is all man.
345
00:22:53,671 --> 00:22:55,139
I bet he could fuck all night.
346
00:22:55,223 --> 00:22:56,690
Yeah.
347
00:22:56,775 --> 00:23:01,028
If I looked like Carrie-Anne,
I could fuck any guy I want.
348
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:03,397
If I slick my hair
back like Keanu,
349
00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:06,567
what red-blooded
homo could resist?
350
00:23:08,236 --> 00:23:10,521
Do you know that fetish
place on north Avenue?
351
00:23:10,572 --> 00:23:12,039
They're open late.
352
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,158
What're we
waiting for?
Let's go.
353
00:23:19,247 --> 00:23:20,131
See ya.
354
00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:24,385
I take it back.
355
00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:26,036
Things can get worse.
356
00:23:30,892 --> 00:23:31,809
Hi.
357
00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,428
Buy me a drink?
358
00:23:51,531 --> 00:24:19,367
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