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- Hello.
- Hey.
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Hi.
Liz, it's drew.
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Oh.
I'm actuallyoutside.
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Hey.
Would it be okayif I came in?
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Yeah, yeah, sure, come on up.
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Sorry to call out of the blue.
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I just...No, no, yeah.I'm getting you now.
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Okay, bye.
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Shh...
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Sorry it's so last minute.
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I thought this was
a Booty call.
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It is.
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You just started
faster than
I was expecting.
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Then catch up with me.
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Shoes.
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Fuck, I missed you.
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Yes, yes.
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Oh, no.
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No.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I don't get it.
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That guy could get
any woman he wants.
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She must be his sugar momma.
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Or not.
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Seriously,
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what is he doing with her?
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She must have a magic pussy.
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What?
What?
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What the hell is a magic pussy?
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I don't know,
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but I want one.
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Here you are, ladies.
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A magic pussy,
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is when a woman
withholds sex
for so long,
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to get what she wants,
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that the guy
puts her pussy
on a pedestal.
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Um, no, no, no.
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A magic pussy is a pussy
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that's so amazing,
a man will do
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absolutely
anything
to have it.
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It's so otherworldly,
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that he'll ruin
his career,
his whole life,
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just for a single night.
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No, wait, wait, wait.
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Maybe a magic pussy
is one of those girls,
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that squirts when she comes.
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You know, like in porn.
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What the fuck is that?
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Did you just pee on me?
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No, it's not pee, it's just...
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That is disgusting.
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You're disgusting.
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No, that's definitely not it.
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Last call.
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Oh, hello.
My name's
I love you.
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Yes, please.
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Yeah, it usually works.
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Do you think
she has a
magic pussy?
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Oh, yeah.
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You stick your dick
in it and poof,
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your hard-on
disappears.
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We shouldn't laugh,
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that'll probably
be us in about
10 years.
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The fuck it will.
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You know what,
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we're gonna unravel
the mystery of the
magic pussy
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and get any guy
we want dying to get
a taste of our poon.
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And then what?
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And then what, what?
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All day long,
I think of new ways
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to sell ideas
or people
or whatever
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and I never stop to ask,
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why or if it's a good thing.
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Uh-huh, so?
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So we get this magic pussy.
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And we have a truckload
of guys just dying for
a taste of it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, sounds good.
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Is that it?
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Are we just thinking of
new ways to fuck and
make it more interesting?
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Oh, Samantha,
what are you doing?
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At least sienna
had an end game.
She fell in love.
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Is that what you want?
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Do you?
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I know, but...
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It's the address, right?
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Oh, look.
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Are you sure that
this is the place?
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The lady on the phone said.
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Hi, welcome
to tantric for beginners.
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Come on in.
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Please make
yourselves
comfortable.
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Fuck.
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Oh.
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She said bring a buddy.
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I didn't know
she meant
fuck buddy.
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Awkward.Com.
Just a tiny bit.
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Today, we're
gonna learn
the magic
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of sexual connection,
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sexual energy,
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and sexual satisfaction.
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We're just here
to learn about
the magic of the poon,
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thank you very much.
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First, you must harmonize.
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Too bad I didn't bring
my skin flute to join in.
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As he breathes out,
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I breathe in,
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taking in the essence
of his inner being.
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Hopefully not the
essence of the veggie
burger he had for lunch.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, really?
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Now,
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we will begin
the sacred act
of love making.
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Finally.
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Remember,
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it's not about an orgasm,
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it's about a deeper
spiritual and emotional
connection to your partner.
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Remember to always
maintain eye contact.
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I'm sorry, but,
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are you doing something
special that we can't see
with your cha-cha, right now?
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I'm doing
something special
with my chakra,
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not my cha-cha.
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Holy shit!
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You rock my
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world!
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Damn.
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For all that enlightenment,
Buddhists have zero
sense of humor.
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That had to be a magic pussy.
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Are you kidding me?
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That guy had
a monster case
of blue balls,
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a stiff breeze
could have made
him come.
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Come on.
Let's go get a drink.
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A stiff one.
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Ah!
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How dare
Tyler take
a night off.
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Who's gonna slip us free shots?
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Tough break,
Jason, it looks
like you're buying.
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Would happily,
but I'm tapped out.
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Bought a new bed.
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Got the feeling
I'm gonna meet
someone soon.
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Speaking of,
have you ever encountered
a magic pussy?
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Jason thinks
all pussies
are magical.
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Seriously, you're a man
who's wandered the
world a bit.
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What have you seen
in your travels?
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I would say that my
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penis has come into
contact with a
magic vagina, per se.
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When I backpacked
through Thailand,
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I saw girls
do things with
their hoo-has.
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They could shoot
darts and hit
a target.
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There was
this one girl...
So not helpful.
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How am I ever
gonna get
a magic pussy
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if I don't know what it is?
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I used to have a magic pussy.
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You had a magic pussy?
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What is it?
And how did
you lose it?
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Oh, my God. It was
fan-fucking-tastic.
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I could get any man I wanted.
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Rich, famous,
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insanely hot.
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They couldn't get enough of me.
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I was with this one guy,who wasn't only rich,famous and insanely hot,
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but he woulddo anythingfor me.
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And not just in the bedroom.
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He was hooked.
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I knew no matterwhat I did, he would alwayscome back for more.
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Come on, Cheyenne.
Ah!
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How can you do this to me?
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Cheyenne!
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Well, I guessthat's notentirely true.
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Got knocked up by another man.
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Couldn't lie and saythe baby was hisand he broke up with me.
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I'll do anything,
just don't go.
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After I had that baby,
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I was never the same.
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The magic was gone.
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Having that kid
ruined my magic pussy.
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I'm sorry, so what
exactly did you say
a magic pussy was?
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You try pushing a watermelon
out of your cooch and see if
it's ever the same.
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Well, that's
10 minutes of my life
I'll never recover.
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New rule,
I'm never
having children.
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Ooh, darts.
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Kate.
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They delivered
this book to me,
I think by mistake.
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Thanks.
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Those books
don't work,
you know.
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Maybe not for you.
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Look,
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I'm just saying that
instead on focusing
on finding a husband,
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maybe you should
try and have
a little fun before
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you turn 30.
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Yeah, sounds like
you're having
a lot of fun.
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You think she has
a magic pussy?
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When you look like
that, you don't need
a magic pussy.
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She's coming.
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She can't hug us
both at once.
Stand next to me.
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Hey, girls.
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Hey.
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Kaylie?
You okay?
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I guess. My boyfriend
and I just broke up
last night.
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Aw!
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Did he cheat on you?
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Did you turn him gay?
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Mmm, nothing like that.
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I guess we just didn't
have as much in common
as I thought.
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Sorry, sweetie.
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That sucks.
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Whatever, I'll have
a new one by tomorrow.
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So, what are you girls up to?
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We're trying
to solve the mystery
of the magic pussy.
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Yeah, do you know
what a magic pussy is?
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Well, of course.
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You do?
Yeah,
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isn't it that pet cat
that girl in all
the wizard movies has?
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Must be blissful
to be an idiot.
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I'm jealous.
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Magic is all
about illusion, right?
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We could get vajazzled.
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Pick up a couple
of guys and see if they are
stunned by the illusion,
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of our sparkling vaginae.
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Eh, vajazzling is so 2010.
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Okay.
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00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:45,022
There's this place
in koreatown that does
a vaginal steam bath,
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it's supposed to give it
all these superpowers
and shit.
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Super pussy?
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Let's try it.
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Your vag could use
a good steam clean,
anyway.
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So we give
our cooches
a magical bath,
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pick up a couple
of guys and see
if they come back for more.
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Has it really come to that?
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It's Sunday.
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Would you rather
watch football?
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This feels like
the time we crowd surfed
at coachella.
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This feels like when
out Saint Bernard used
to hide under the table
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and huff his hot
doggy breath
up my skirt at dinner.
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Ew.
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This feels like the time
your grandma removed her
dentures to go down on me.
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Ew!
Ew! I know,
too much, huh?
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Just a tad.
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Excuse me.
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This is supposed
to give us special
pussy powers, right?
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Be careful, you get
too close to the pot,
your lady bits get burned.
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But this is
supposed to be
magic, right?
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Not magic,
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holistic.
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But yes, I've heard of
miracles happening
after treatment.
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Oh, like what?
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Sometimes, women
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who can't get pregnant,
suddenly poof!
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Bun in the oven.
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00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,668
Aw, hell no.
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00:20:08,023 --> 00:20:10,007
I've heard
of genitals being
on fire before,
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00:20:10,058 --> 00:20:11,225
but this is ridiculous.
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00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,676
I'm so sorry,
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00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:14,612
she said the p word
and I just freaked.
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00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:16,981
Ah, snatch
better not have
heat stroke.
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00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,818
At least you can go out
and try your freshly
steamed vag
258
00:20:20,869 --> 00:20:23,154
and see if it works.
No way.
259
00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:24,789
With my luck,
I'll get
preggers and
260
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:27,541
my magic-free vagina
will lose any kind of
powers it does have.
261
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:32,296
My mom thinks it's
bad enough that
I'm 27 and single,
262
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,916
she'd disown me
if I was 27, single
and knocked up.
263
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,784
Don't even waste your
breath, douche, we're
closed for business.
264
00:20:43,592 --> 00:20:45,092
Why is everyone looking at us?
265
00:20:46,395 --> 00:20:48,396
Because the minute
you stop looking for it,
266
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,048
is the minute
guys start throwing
their dicks at you.
267
00:20:51,099 --> 00:20:52,733
Is that the secret
of the magic pussy?
268
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,218
Act like you don't want it?
269
00:20:54,269 --> 00:20:56,020
No, because when you
do that, the minute
you give in,
270
00:20:56,071 --> 00:20:57,355
they don't want it any more.
271
00:21:00,943 --> 00:21:03,411
Jeez, it's like
trying to find
the holy grail.
272
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:06,497
Yeah, I can use that
and some holy water
to cool my vag.
273
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,703
Don't look at it.
274
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:17,124
It's not funny.
275
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,125
It's a little
bit funny.
No!
276
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,293
It's not funny.
277
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:21,078
I'm doing the fucking
pee-pee dance here.
278
00:21:21,129 --> 00:21:22,513
I hope you do get knocked up.
279
00:21:30,755 --> 00:21:33,757
It's been five days
and one burnt vag
280
00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:35,426
and we're still not any closer
281
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,695
to unraveling
the myth of
the magic pussy.
282
00:21:37,762 --> 00:21:40,114
I'd like to uncover
the myth of why
this pussy
283
00:21:40,198 --> 00:21:42,867
keeps following us
around like a puppy dog.
284
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:45,119
What? You asked
me to join you.
285
00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:46,287
She's just
286
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:48,622
kidding, j.
287
00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:51,242
Maybe it's like
sighting big foot
or loch ness.
288
00:21:51,293 --> 00:21:53,160
There's no proof
of the magic pussy.
289
00:21:53,795 --> 00:21:54,712
A magic what?
290
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:56,947
A magic pussy.
291
00:21:56,999 --> 00:21:59,333
It's like that thing,
a not-so-special
292
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:02,470
woman has
that can pull in any man.
293
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:03,671
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
294
00:22:03,755 --> 00:22:05,556
How do you know
it's a magic pussy
295
00:22:05,623 --> 00:22:06,957
and not a magic mouth?
296
00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:12,563
I went to college
with this girl susie,
297
00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:14,815
she'd brag about
how she gave
the best blow jobs
298
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,233
at the university of Illinois.
299
00:22:18,353 --> 00:22:21,305
And to illustrateshe would grab ginormous
300
00:22:21,356 --> 00:22:23,107
things and stick themin her mouth.
301
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:32,867
I mean,susie wasn't exactlya top model,
302
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:34,919
but she couldget any guyshe wanted
303
00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:36,320
and every guy I wanted.
304
00:22:38,173 --> 00:22:39,256
None of us got it.
305
00:22:40,542 --> 00:22:43,044
I mean, her namewas susiefor fuck's sake,
306
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:46,680
After all,
307
00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,832
a cooch is just a cooch,
308
00:22:48,884 --> 00:22:51,218
but a mouth can do
so much more.
309
00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:55,022
Well, sure, leave it
to a gay guy to say a bj
310
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,507
is better than
the va-Jay-Jay.
311
00:22:57,726 --> 00:22:59,643
I've had both,
can you say that?
312
00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:02,063
Bet you can't.
313
00:23:04,866 --> 00:23:07,785
I've neither been
a party to
nor a participant in
314
00:23:07,852 --> 00:23:09,787
the giving
or receiving
of a blow job.
315
00:23:10,238 --> 00:23:11,122
Ever.
316
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:15,126
I'm gonna hit the head.
317
00:23:19,915 --> 00:23:23,200
You think?
318
00:23:23,251 --> 00:23:25,086
Who didn't
experiment a little
at camp?
319
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:26,303
I'll bet he didn't.
320
00:23:27,923 --> 00:23:28,806
Hmmm.
321
00:23:32,427 --> 00:23:34,427
Are you gonna go talk to him?
322
00:23:36,064 --> 00:23:37,398
He can come talk to me.
323
00:23:39,568 --> 00:23:40,818
Damn straight.
Hmmm.
324
00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:55,916
So,
325
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,681
are you still
trying to be
the bigger bitch?
326
00:23:57,735 --> 00:23:59,753
Nah, those days are done.
327
00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:02,840
Tell me something,
328
00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:05,426
you come in here like
329
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:07,962
you're at
peace with
the world.
330
00:24:09,598 --> 00:24:10,764
What's your story?
331
00:24:12,467 --> 00:24:13,684
What do you picture?
332
00:24:14,919 --> 00:24:16,220
You've got some creative gig.
333
00:24:24,112 --> 00:24:26,313
Ah, calloused.
334
00:24:28,783 --> 00:24:30,134
You work with your hands.
335
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:32,269
Maybe I'm a bricklayer.
336
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,770
More like a...
337
00:24:34,489 --> 00:24:35,823
Glass blower.
338
00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:40,961
Then what?
339
00:24:43,665 --> 00:24:45,416
You get women.
340
00:24:45,467 --> 00:24:47,334
And I don't
mean that you can
hook up with them,
341
00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:48,669
because I know you can.
342
00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:50,171
But you really get us.
343
00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:53,557
You have sisters.
344
00:24:54,476 --> 00:24:55,893
You're a little brother.
345
00:24:58,647 --> 00:24:59,730
Now, really wow me.
346
00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:05,186
You know
the secret of
the magic pussy.
347
00:25:06,488 --> 00:25:07,438
Indeed, I do.
348
00:25:09,024 --> 00:25:09,973
What is it?
349
00:25:14,196 --> 00:25:15,112
Confidence.
350
00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:22,119
Hey, hon.
351
00:25:22,170 --> 00:25:23,410
Let's grab a booth at the back.
352
00:25:29,044 --> 00:25:29,960
By the way,
353
00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:32,546
you were close.
354
00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:59,290
Whatever happened to
"he can come to me"?
355
00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:03,460
Sensed he wouldn't.
356
00:26:06,748 --> 00:26:07,665
I miss drew.
357
00:26:10,752 --> 00:26:13,537
Is it drew
that you miss or just
being in a relationship?
358
00:26:16,591 --> 00:26:17,508
Both.
359
00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:22,713
Not that I have
much experience
in this department,
360
00:26:22,764 --> 00:26:24,431
but...
361
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:25,983
Getting over an ex takes time
362
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:28,552
and lots of rebound sex.
363
00:26:29,654 --> 00:26:30,554
Your rule.
364
00:26:33,908 --> 00:26:35,892
Think he's in love
with his new little
365
00:26:37,195 --> 00:26:38,112
girlfriend?
366
00:26:39,414 --> 00:26:41,282
That punk tween?
367
00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:44,702
Please.
368
00:26:44,753 --> 00:26:46,337
She's just a rebound.
369
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,574
But it is
probably a nice
change for him,
370
00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:53,294
to have a conversation
with someone who doesn't
use all those big words
371
00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:54,762
he can't understand.
372
00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:56,130
That's 'cause I'm a lawyer.
373
00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:05,189
Come on, girl,
let's get out
of here.
374
00:27:07,942 --> 00:27:09,393
What do you feel like doing?
375
00:27:09,444 --> 00:27:11,028
Throwing rocks
in lake Michigan.
376
00:27:11,946 --> 00:27:13,930
I am in.
377
00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:16,033
Like fifth grade.
378
00:27:16,951 --> 00:27:18,202
Can we change shoes?
379
00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:19,153
Absolutely.
380
00:27:19,821 --> 00:27:20,738
Let's go.
381
00:27:24,075 --> 00:27:25,993
Guess we can't
take these with us,
can we?
382
00:27:31,425 --> 00:27:59,442
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