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So Sam,
you're from Madison,
right?
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That's pretty cool.
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Thanks.
Oh, my God!
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Would you two
please get
a room already.
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What is it like
to work with this one?
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Guys. Please.
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I came here to escape
my boring day job.
Not rehash it.
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I bet she's a
total power bitch,
isn't she?
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Making paralegals cry,
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expensing extravagant lunches
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and having affairs
with the partners.
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- Well.
- Well.
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Thank you, I reviewed
the case, I suggest we rushed
to a summary judgment
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as most of their
witnesses have given
contradictory testimony.
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According to Mr. Keller,
he himself is not
even there to witness.
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Tuesday's mess,
I have no idea why, but
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turn to page 8, please.
The lederburg case...
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Yeah, I took
the client out
for drinks,
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he was super impressed
with the contract.
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- The only issue is...
- Goodnight, Lizzie.
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Goodnight, pussy.
No, not you.
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Mine.
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When she's not hungover,
she's probably
a top associate.
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Even then,
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I told Jason
he can only come
to happy hour,
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if he blew smoke
up my ass and
bought our drinks.
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Another split of champagne?
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Yes, please.
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Move it, flaca.You. Outta my way.
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- Bitch.
- Oi, trollo.
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Another.
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I'm sorry, but I was here.
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And now, I am here.
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So where does that leave you?
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Um, lady...
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I was about to order something.
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Are you talking to me, concho?
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You dare to "hey, lady" me?
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to offend you,
but I was standing here.
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I can see through
your pantalones.
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Mr. itty-bitty,
down there.
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Hey, I'm a grower not a shower.
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Mariposa wants
a grower and a shower.
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Let's start over.
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Uh, trollo.
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I got her drink.
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It's okay.
It's nothing.
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Mariposa can pay
for her Tequila herself.
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No, no, I insist.
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What the fuck?
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What?
What's wrong?
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Top shelf drinks for her
and nothing for us?
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I'm sorry,
I forgot
about you guys.
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There's just something...
So sexy about her.
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Yeah, she's a bitch.
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Go get our drinks.
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Right, of course.
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If you
wanna give out
the formula, just...
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No problem, anytime.
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What are you...
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What are you looking at?
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I think the
real question
here is,
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What are you looking at?
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Gordita.
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Spill, bitch.
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Fine.
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My real name is Mildred.
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Hmm and who's mariposa?
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Not just mariposa.
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Mariposa Louisa Gomez-penas
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of the havana Gomez-penas.
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She outshines Mildred.
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Mariposa gets
whatever she wants.
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I noticed.
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But she's a heinous bitch.
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Yeah, she is.
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Let me let you girls
in on a little secret.
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If you want to get the guy,
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you not only
have to be a bitch,
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but you have to be
the biggest bitch
in the room.
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Do you want to hear more?
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Si!
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It's not reallyabout the accent.
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That just got me
into the character.
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But mariposa
allowed me to reveal
my inner bitch.
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Are you even latina?
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Well, my dad's mom
was half-Mexican,
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actually, she was
from Albuquerque.
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But does new Mexican count?
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So, that's how you get drinks.
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Drinks, phone numbers, laid,
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mariposa
gets whatever
she wants.
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You have sex as mariposa?
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Are you kidding me?
She is a tiger in bed.
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They love her.
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Take a deep breath,
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summon your inner bitch,
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and outbitch
all the ladies
in the room.
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Men will be eating
out of your hand.
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And elsewhere.
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Would you like anything else?
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I think we're good.
Mariposa is.
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For you, quierida.Mariposa doesn'tpay for nada.
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Not bad, right?
Yeah.
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Too bad mariposa
already has dibs.
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He's mine.
No, I don't think so.
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Then may the biggest bitch win.
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Yeah, everything
is perfect.
Just like you asked.
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No, I've got
all the materials ready,
it's just...
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You know what? He's
actually here right now,
so, they should be
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to you in about an hour.
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Okay. Great, thanks.
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So, what you got for me?
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Ah, just these.
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Just these?
Yeah.
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Well, what am I
supposed to
do with them?
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I'm sorry, maybe
I didn't understand,
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I thought you worked
for the delivery company?
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I do.
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But you must have called
the wrong division,
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'cause I can't carry these.
I'm a bike messenger.
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Oh, shit. Sorry,
I screwed up.
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Yeah, it's a problem.
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Yeah, it is a problem.
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Your problem.
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So call your boss.
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Tell him you need a truck.
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Now.
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Otherwise,
I'll call him
myself.
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Then you and your
pathetic little bike
can start...
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Looking for a new job.
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So, what's it going to be?
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Brian?
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I'll take care of it.
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I'm sure you will.
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Um, are you going
to need anything else?
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Yeah, your number.
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But you called it already.
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It's 800-555...
No!
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Your number, Brian.
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Oh.
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I want to be
able to call you
anytime.
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Oh, yeah.
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Sure.
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You got a pen?
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No.
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Do you?
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All out?
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No.
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Got at least
half a tablespoon here.
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I'm gonna be
bouncing off
the ceiling soon.
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Inner bitch.
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All right.
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Which one of you douches
finished the coffee and
didn't start another pot?
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Tell you what.
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I'm gonna give you
five minutes.
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And when I come back,
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if that pot
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is not full of
Columbia's finest,
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heads will fucking roll.
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Ladies...
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From the gentleman
at the other end
of the bar.
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Uh-huh.
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'Course they're
buying us drinks,
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I told the blonde one
he's as interesting
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as a pube stuck
to a toilet seat.
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I told the
other one if he was
twice as smart
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he'd still be
an aspiring idiot.
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Ooh, nice.
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He wrote his number
on a little
piece of paper,
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and I threw it in his face.
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You bitch.
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Feel like the secrets
of the pyramids
have been revealed.
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So, what happened
to those sweet girls that
I once gave lollipops to?
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All gone.
Poof.
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The bitch is back.
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So, have you
closed the deal yet?
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Has your inner bitch
gotten her inner itch
taken care of?
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Hmm, still Workin' on it.
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You?
Closing in
on the deal.
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He's young, he's hot,
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and he is under
this bitch's spell.
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God bless you, mariposa.
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Uh-uh.
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Don't bless her just yet.
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Still got to take her down.
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Capuccino.
Double.
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Just give me a sec.
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No, not one sec, now.
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Uh-huh,
let me just...
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You have my soy latte, mozito?
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It's right here, mariposa.
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Just the way you like it.
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Is okay.
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Oh, by the way,
you need to refill the soap
in the ladies' room.
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Yeah, right away.
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Wait, what about my cappuccino?
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This bitch
is going to
take you down.
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And then, a little waiter
is going down, too.
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On my little friend.
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Soap's refilled.
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Do you need anything else?
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Why don't you make
a cafecitofor my friend?
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Yeah, yeah,
of course.
And make it snappy.
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She's not getting any younger.
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You called?
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You're late.
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Are you done for the day?
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I just made my last delivery.
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One more job.
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Is this an office address?
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Home.
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Mine.
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Oh.
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Can you hold this?
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Ow.
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Leave that.
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In the bedroom.
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Now.
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I said now!
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No, no, wait.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
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You go, girl.
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Now, you go, boy.
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Wait until I scream.
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Then when I scream,
keep going some more.
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Why are you stopping?
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Uh, sorry.
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Sorry.
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What's all that?
Oh, you're awake.
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I wanted to surprise
you with some
breakfast in bed.
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You did?
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Surprise.
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Last night was a lot of fun.
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It was.
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I mean, it was all right.
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It was adequate.
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You have a
lot to learn,
still.
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So, um...
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Give me my, um...
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Give me my, uh...
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Morning paper.
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00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:26,224
You said, "get me
my morning paper"?
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I'm sorry,
what is this?
Suddenly 1927?
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00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,428
What did you do?
Call him jeeves?
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I just totally blanked.
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He wanted the bitch,
and then I showed him
my true colors,
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and he bolted.
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Maybe next time.
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00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,874
No, there won't
be a next time.
He's not calling again.
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00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:44,608
But I asked him to.
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You asked?
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00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:48,279
Well, I sort of told him.
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So you'll call me again, okay?
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Okay?
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00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,792
He's not calling again.
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00:16:01,844 --> 00:16:04,178
You had him
right where
you wanted him.
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Under my magic honey pot.
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00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:09,300
And he was
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00:16:10,319 --> 00:16:11,903
good at it.
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00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:14,272
Sam, you lost your inner bitch.
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Your inner bitch lost her man.
263
00:16:23,832 --> 00:16:25,783
Learned his
work schedule,
I see.
264
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,335
Keep trying, pobrecita.
265
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:28,786
You can't win.
266
00:16:29,538 --> 00:16:30,988
Age before beauty.
267
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,508
Bitch.
Don't you forget it.
268
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,827
This coffee,
269
00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:40,715
if I wasn't such
a lady, I would spit it
in your face. Ah!
270
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,684
I wouldn't feed this to my dog.
271
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:46,003
You have a dog?
Of course you do.
Lonely girl in a big city.
272
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,606
I'll try again.
273
00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:50,341
Sorry.
Just fix it.
274
00:16:50,392 --> 00:16:52,233
You think I have
all day?
No, no, of course not.
275
00:16:52,895 --> 00:16:54,178
Anything you say.
276
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:57,532
Much better.
277
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,712
I think you have
a little something
in your teeth.
278
00:17:10,212 --> 00:17:11,546
It looks like parsley.
279
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,831
I just didn't think
it was fair not
to tell you.
280
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,336
I might be a bitch, but
281
00:17:18,387 --> 00:17:20,037
I fight a clean fight.
282
00:17:23,225 --> 00:17:24,559
Thank you.
283
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:30,231
You, make the coffee.
284
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,150
You, coffee break, now.
285
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:42,193
There was nothing in my teeth.
286
00:17:43,412 --> 00:17:44,278
Yup.
287
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,398
I've been outbitched.
288
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,789
I better see
a nice creme on
that espresso.
289
00:18:03,966 --> 00:18:05,516
Do I have to wear this?
290
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,602
Yes. Do it.
291
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,053
I feel stupid.
292
00:18:09,104 --> 00:18:10,104
Now.
293
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,457
Ow.
294
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,476
Yes.
295
00:19:38,527 --> 00:19:40,344
Oh, my God.
Yes.
296
00:19:42,013 --> 00:19:43,531
Yes.
My name's Pete.
297
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,450
My name's Pete.
No, I'm saying "yes."
298
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:48,703
Yes.
299
00:19:50,539 --> 00:19:52,373
Do it.
You keep calling
me "Jess."
300
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:53,958
My name's Pete.
301
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,079
No, it's Pete.
302
00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,047
I'm saying "si." Comprende?
303
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:03,167
Yes, yes.
Yes, si.
304
00:20:03,218 --> 00:20:04,635
Oh, si.
305
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:08,472
Yes. Yes. Yes.
306
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,925
Si, si.
307
00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:31,395
But I'm not finished.
308
00:20:31,446 --> 00:20:32,446
Si.
309
00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:34,782
But mariposa is.
310
00:20:46,128 --> 00:20:47,511
Sunday night.
311
00:20:48,463 --> 00:20:50,214
The Eve of our despair.
312
00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:54,268
Even my
inner bitch is
feeling defeated.
313
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:55,970
At least your
inner bitch
got laid.
314
00:20:57,105 --> 00:21:00,024
Oh, my God.
He was amazing.
315
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,478
All that bike riding,
he could go for hours.
316
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:07,782
Sorry.
317
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,704
I've reached an
all-time low.
318
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,324
Even the busboy turned me down.
319
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:20,277
I feel like a cubs fan.
I hate losing.
320
00:21:20,329 --> 00:21:23,297
Especially to
that bitch
mariposa
321
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:25,466
or Mildred, whatever
the hell her name was.
322
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:26,834
Another cosmo, please?
323
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,921
Oh, I love your dress.
324
00:21:30,973 --> 00:21:32,590
Oh, thanks.
325
00:21:32,641 --> 00:21:34,425
Where did you get it?
326
00:21:34,476 --> 00:21:36,060
I'm not gonna tell you.
327
00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:39,063
Oh, what?
Why not?
328
00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:41,565
Because, I don't
wanna see you
wearing it.
329
00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:45,569
Bitch.
330
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,947
Uh-oh. I've seen
that look before.
331
00:21:57,866 --> 00:21:59,149
What are you going to do?
332
00:21:59,201 --> 00:22:03,421
You know,
I may not have
outbitched mariposa.
333
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:06,624
I'm going to show
this big bitch that
I can be the bigger bitch.
334
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,994
Tyler, scissors.
335
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,465
Yeah, go cut that bitch.
336
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,934
Um, Lizzie...
337
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,702
I'm so sorry,
your tag was
sticking out.
338
00:22:41,076 --> 00:22:42,626
I'm really sorry.
339
00:22:55,424 --> 00:22:56,674
Oh, my God.
340
00:22:57,559 --> 00:22:58,642
You're crazy.
341
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:03,213
So, who makes the dress?
342
00:23:03,265 --> 00:23:04,598
Stella spade.
343
00:23:09,071 --> 00:23:10,521
Are you all right?
344
00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:13,991
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm just a
little tired.
345
00:23:14,058 --> 00:23:16,861
I had a long weekend
of not having sex at all.
346
00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:23,584
All right.
347
00:23:25,587 --> 00:23:27,788
Well, I'm out.
School day tomorrow.
348
00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:30,624
You coming?
349
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:32,510
Nope.
I'll call you later.
350
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:35,245
All right.
351
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,361
Told you, I'm fine.
352
00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:54,648
Drink that any harder
and you might fall in.
353
00:23:58,286 --> 00:24:00,371
Wouldn't
mind disappearing
for a little while.
354
00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:02,456
Tough night?
355
00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:07,885
Why do you
always show up
when I'm at my lowest?
356
00:24:11,299 --> 00:24:14,218
Maybe I'm just
a figment of
your imagination.
357
00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:17,555
A childhood friend
for the lonely kid
358
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:19,507
who needs someone to talk to.
359
00:24:28,483 --> 00:24:30,067
You want to be alone?
360
00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:32,803
Nope.
361
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,444
Can we just sit and drink?
362
00:24:40,495 --> 00:24:42,746
Without any
bullshit
for one night?
363
00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:48,419
My treat.
364
00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:59,430
You and your books.
365
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:02,716
I like this book.
366
00:25:11,585 --> 00:25:39,711
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