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How about him?
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Oh, definitely.
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Him?
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Mmm, maybe later tonight.
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Really?
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Hell, I'd even
masturbate to her.
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You equal
opportunity whore.
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You men will use
just about anything
as spank material.
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It's an ever-rotating
cast of endless people.
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Always room for someone new.
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Jealous?
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A little.
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Oh, who do you masturbate to?
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Last guy I had sex with.
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Boring!
You've already been there.
Where's the fantasy?
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You, I bet you've got
some kinky shit like
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Sarah Palin in your arsenal.
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I'm not talking about this.
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And if I were,
Palin definitely
wouldn't make the cut.
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I'd do her...
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For my dad.
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He's always saying
"fuck the Republicans."
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Hey, what's wrong
with you? You're like
angry hungry.
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I'm not angry hungry.
I'm angry horny.
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Something I'm gleefully
unfamiliar with.
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Ah, stop gloating.
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I thought now
that your fuck buddy
is back in town,
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you're finally
getting it
on the regular.
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I am, but I don't...
You know.
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Jizz.
Skeet.
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Cum.
Yes.
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Ooh!
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It's all because
of my stupid
thin walls.
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Every time we're in bed,
it seems like my
nympho neighbor
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is about to bust
a nut of her own.
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And you know
how long it takes
me to get there.
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Oh, God!
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Not yet.
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Kaylie, weirdly,
doesn't have that problem.
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Yes! Yes!
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Ah!
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Yes!
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Thank God!
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No!
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No!
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Oh yes! Yes!
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Yes! Yes!
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No!
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Yes!
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Well, if your
fuck buddy is
not satisfying you,
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it's time to kick him
to the curb.
To the curb.
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Oh, trust me.
He can and he has.
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It's just that
this bitch next door
ruins our rhythm.
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Why don't you
just go to
his place?
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Because he has
this creepy roommate
with a unibrow
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who always walks around
in his tighty whities.
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Makes me lose
my hard-on.
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Sounds like
someone's forgetting
rule number 33.
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Rule number 33,
if you're going to
have a threesome,
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make sure it's with two guys.
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Works for me.
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No. That's 57.
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Vibrators make
the best fuck buddies.
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Break out your vibe
and you're guaranteed
to 'gasm every time.
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No, we
went there last time.
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Okay, what about
that new place
in Lincoln square?
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Yeah, the little Italian one.
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Okay.
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Great, I'll see you tomorrow.
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Sounds like somebody
has a new boyfriend.
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Jared's not my boyfriend.
He's my birthday buddy.
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Your what?
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Our birthdays are
on the same day,
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so every year,
we go to dinner together.
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It's lovely.
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You've had a standing date
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with the same guy for 4 years?
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Wow!
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That is longer
than all of my
relationships combined.
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Shocker!
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Are you fucking him?
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That's none of your business.
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So you're not but you want to.
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Listen, I say
give the poor bastard
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what he really wants
for his birthday.
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Unless all you want
is a birthday buddy
and not a boyfriend.
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Your call.
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I make it a rule
not to sleep
with a guy
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for at least 10 dates.
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10 dates?
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Holy shit!
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It's a wonder
your dates don't
die of blue balls.
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I haven't heard any complaints.
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Then you haven't
been listening.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Finally!
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Someone who appreciates
the pleasures of the grape
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from pinos to gewurztraminers.
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I adore you
for even thinking
I can pronounce that.
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Well, perhaps after
the next tasting
I'll teach you that.
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And more.
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Mmm.
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I'm an eager student.
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So, what are you
looking for today?
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A nice Bordeaux
for a night in with
the boyfriend?
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No. We broke up.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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I'm not.
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I have the perfect wine
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for you to
ponder the world
and your place in it.
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Oh, you are good.
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Better make it two.
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How much?
20.
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I didn't pay
for that.
A gift.
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My new favorite malbec.
You know about malbecs?
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Nope.
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They require a certain
amount of heat
to really ripen.
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Enjoy.
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I plan to.
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Hi.
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Can we take this to your room?
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Mmm.
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Oh, sorry.
It's okay.
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God, yes!
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Hey!
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Let's try a new position.
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What do you have in mind?
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Oh my God!
Yeah baby,
that's it.
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You're really getting
into this.
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Oh, baby.
You're so hot.
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Can we just
move down
a little bit?
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Don't come without me.
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Huh! Yes!
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Oh, God!
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00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,150
Yes!
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00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:03,285
Oh, God!
No!
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00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:04,402
Yes.
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00:10:04,453 --> 00:10:05,654
No!
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00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:07,038
Oh, God!
No!
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00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:08,957
No!
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00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:14,796
That was amazing.
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00:10:17,967 --> 00:10:19,334
Ugh!
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00:10:25,624 --> 00:10:29,644
You still have
a plug-in?
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00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:31,346
It has never
let me down.
Mmm.
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Until last night.
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00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:36,234
Time to buy
a sleek
battery-powered vibe
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00:10:36,301 --> 00:10:38,853
and then you're gonna
blow your load all over
that fuck buddy of yours.
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00:10:40,356 --> 00:10:42,473
You guys,
some of us are
trying to eat.
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That one sounds angry horny.
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00:10:46,162 --> 00:10:46,978
Oh, you have no idea.
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00:10:48,698 --> 00:10:50,999
I'm just not a perv,
like some people.
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She has a birthday buddy,
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who takes her
to dinner, every year,
on her birthday.
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And she hasn't fucked him yet.
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Brilliant!
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00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:11,970
We're not all bonobo monkeys.
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Monkeys that have
sex with every other
monkey they meet
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at the drop of a hat.
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00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:23,064
Hate to say it,
but... you've got
a fuck buddy.
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That one has a birthday buddy.
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00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:27,285
And I've got a wine buddy.
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00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:29,287
None of us
are getting off,
but...
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She's getting dinner
and I'm scoring wine.
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00:11:34,877 --> 00:11:35,744
What are you getting?
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A new vibrator.
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Apparently.
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00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:43,168
Just sayin'.
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We've been through
a lot together.
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Yeah, I know we have,
but sometimes you
just don't...
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No, I meant my vibe.
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I've had it since I was 18.
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Hmm, heart breaking.
Dump that shit.
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00:12:05,908 --> 00:12:07,609
Good night, sweet prince.
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Sam.
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Kaylie, hi.
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00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,038
Hey!
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00:12:21,924 --> 00:12:24,843
Hey, Kaylie, I was wondering...
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Do you ever hear me...
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00:12:26,796 --> 00:12:27,879
Snoring?
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00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:29,597
Occasionally,
but it's not
that bad.
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00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,636
Um, no, I meant sex.
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Really? You don't
hear me through
the thin walls?
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No.
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Well, I hear you.
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00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,431
Oh my gosh, Sam, I'm so sorry.
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00:12:47,483 --> 00:12:49,701
My boyfriend and I
are at that stage.
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Oh, the honeymoon stage.
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00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,871
That gets old in
about two months.
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00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,122
No, I mean anal.
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00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,990
And things
are getting
really intense.
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00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:00,962
You never have a
problem getting off
during sex, do you?
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00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,330
Why would I?
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00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:04,332
I mean, doesn't
everyone orgasm
during sex?
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That is what makes it sex.
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00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:07,585
Otherwise, we'd all be virgins.
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00:13:17,146 --> 00:13:20,849
If you threw
her in a pool,
would she float?
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00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:25,770
Hey, a lot of memories here.
200
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,908
This is where
sienna took me to
get my first vibe.
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00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,276
Ah!
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00:13:32,661 --> 00:13:34,812
I still can't believe
that bitch is married.
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00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,417
Do you think she's happier now?
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00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,654
Than when she was
with us?
Yeah.
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00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:50,845
All I know is that
when she left
for the 'burbs,
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00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,664
Chicago lost
one third of its
cool chick population.
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00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:56,467
Aw!
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00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:59,304
Do we need to
put your profile on
coolchickfinder.Com,
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00:13:59,355 --> 00:14:01,172
so that you can
find more girlfriends?
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00:14:02,725 --> 00:14:04,058
No thanks.
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00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,194
I don't need
more vaginae
in my life.
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00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,696
Besides, I have you.
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00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,482
You're about all
the pussy I can
handle right now.
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00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:13,017
Thanks.
Welcome.
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00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:18,456
So, let's find something
that's stickin' it
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00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:20,408
that will actually get you off.
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00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:21,993
Always the romantic.
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00:14:22,044 --> 00:14:23,328
You know me.
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00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:25,413
How about this one?
No.
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00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,165
Rabbit pearl.
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00:14:27,216 --> 00:14:29,300
You've got to be
a master gamer to
control this one.
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00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,920
One control for
the dildo, the other
for the little rabbit,
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00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:33,504
it's too much.
224
00:14:33,556 --> 00:14:34,872
When I'm getting off,
225
00:14:34,924 --> 00:14:37,258
I want to get
in and out without
getting carpal tunnel.
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00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:40,511
Oh, and the
worst part,
smells like plastic.
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00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,647
Pass.
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00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:44,215
Sorry to keep you guys waiting.
229
00:14:44,266 --> 00:14:46,901
I was tied up in the back.
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00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:50,054
So, uh, you ladies
looking for something
to spice things up?
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00:14:50,105 --> 00:14:51,072
Yeah, I just...
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00:14:55,077 --> 00:14:56,727
Oh no!
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00:14:56,779 --> 00:14:58,162
Not like that.
234
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,697
We're not together.
235
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,585
She's actually
looking to
update her vibe.
236
00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:10,959
Over here we have
your classic
pocket rocket.
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00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,795
It's small but, uh,
it gets the job done.
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00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:18,516
I don't know.
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00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,019
It reminds me a little
too much of Roger.
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00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:22,687
Roger?
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00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:25,390
Roger, the 3-incher.
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00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:27,475
You don't want any
unpleasant flashbacks.
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00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,978
Let's move on to the c spot.
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00:15:30,813 --> 00:15:32,480
Oh, it's so cute.
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00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:35,533
It's curved for
super clit action.
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00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,453
But it's not
really designed
for insertion.
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00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:39,871
I think you might
want the option.
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00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,708
This is one of our
luxury vibes.
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00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:48,129
Limited edition aluminum,
waterproof, comes in
4 different colors.
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00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:49,613
And you can personalize it.
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00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:52,166
Ooh!
252
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:55,803
Oh, my God!
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00:15:56,839 --> 00:15:57,805
I love it.
254
00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:02,927
175 bucks for a vibrator?
255
00:16:02,978 --> 00:16:05,096
Well, I paid
$400 for these shoes
256
00:16:05,147 --> 00:16:06,230
and they just go on my feet.
257
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,736
Here, buy one of these
for your uptight co-worker.
258
00:16:11,803 --> 00:16:13,738
Maybe it'll dislodge
that stick from her ass.
259
00:16:14,323 --> 00:16:15,990
Oh, Kate.
260
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,993
She has her
birthday date tonight.
261
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,329
She's probably
not getting laid
as we speak.
262
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,787
Oh, Jared, you're hilarious.
263
00:16:29,838 --> 00:16:31,456
It's easy
when you have a
great audience.
264
00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:34,842
I can't believe
this is the fifth year
we've done this.
265
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,427
I know.
266
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,662
I usually don't get
a second date,
let alone a fifth.
267
00:16:39,715 --> 00:16:40,765
There you are, sir.
268
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:46,604
Are you sure
you don't want
to split it?
269
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,059
Splitting the bill
is for pussies.
270
00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:13,331
So, this might sound
kind of crazy, but...
271
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,034
I have this rule.
272
00:17:17,086 --> 00:17:21,705
I don't usually...
Sleep with a guy
until the tenth date.
273
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,978
That's impressive
that you get him
to wait that long.
274
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,047
But I'm not surprised.
275
00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:33,317
You're worth waiting for.
276
00:17:38,407 --> 00:17:39,657
I think we've waited
long enough.
277
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,002
Happy Birthday.
278
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,923
Good morning.
279
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:11,809
I made some coffee.
280
00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:42,623
Kate?
281
00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:47,628
What's wrong?
282
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,797
Leave me alone.
283
00:20:52,801 --> 00:20:53,884
Talk to me.
284
00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:55,886
Did he give you crabs?
285
00:20:58,273 --> 00:21:00,224
No, he didn't give me crabs.
286
00:21:01,944 --> 00:21:04,645
I slept with him
and he left
in the morning.
287
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:06,731
Eh!
288
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,450
It happens.
289
00:21:10,935 --> 00:21:12,936
It's not supposed to
happen to me.
290
00:21:14,656 --> 00:21:16,774
That's why I have my rules.
291
00:21:16,825 --> 00:21:18,442
I should never have
listened to you.
292
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:24,215
You could have waited
5 more years and
gotten the same result,
293
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:25,633
but you saved time.
294
00:21:28,003 --> 00:21:29,837
All men leave.
295
00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:31,389
At least you got laid first.
296
00:21:32,507 --> 00:21:34,809
Are you completely mental?
297
00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:36,960
Come on, Kate.
298
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,513
I'm sorry.
299
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:40,798
I'm on your side.
300
00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:43,567
You're not on anyone's side.
301
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,202
That's why you're alone.
302
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,112
Hi.
303
00:21:55,163 --> 00:21:57,031
Hey, Lizzie,
what are you
up to tonight?
304
00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:59,283
Well, my partner
in crime is
otherwise engaged
305
00:21:59,334 --> 00:22:00,501
so I'm flying solo tonight.
306
00:22:00,585 --> 00:22:01,869
Hopefully, not sober.
307
00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:04,255
What you got for me?
308
00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:05,790
How'd you like that malbec?
309
00:22:05,841 --> 00:22:07,157
Loved it.
Yeah?
310
00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:08,659
Yeah.
311
00:22:12,881 --> 00:22:15,383
Well, I think
you'll really savor
312
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:16,684
what I've got for you in back.
313
00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:17,668
Wait here.
314
00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:32,783
Hey, Lizzie,
come on back here.
315
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:45,696
Like to try a taste?
316
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:49,333
Wow!
317
00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:55,306
Mmm. Talk about
full-bodied flavor.
318
00:22:55,891 --> 00:22:56,807
Mmm-mmm.
319
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,395
Mmm.
320
00:23:07,903 --> 00:23:11,906
Maybe we just need to
keep this relationship
strictly alcoholic.
321
00:23:14,409 --> 00:23:16,160
Maybe you should leave.
322
00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:23,033
So the... free wine,
that's... down the drain?
323
00:23:24,953 --> 00:23:26,120
Okay, thank you.
324
00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:27,070
Oh!
325
00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:31,125
Might want to cover up.
326
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:39,300
Oh, baby.
327
00:23:54,149 --> 00:23:56,400
Hey, let's try
that new position.
328
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:40,110
Yes!
329
00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:41,862
Yes!
330
00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:43,414
Yes!
331
00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:44,582
Yes!
332
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,033
Yes!
333
00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:47,084
Yes!
334
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:49,987
Yes! Yes!
335
00:24:50,038 --> 00:24:51,205
Yes!
336
00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:52,823
Yes! Yes!
337
00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:54,542
Oh, God.
338
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:06,837
Oh, come on!
339
00:25:06,888 --> 00:25:08,772
I know you work hard
but you can get off of this.
340
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:09,773
I can't get
off of this.
341
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,508
Yes, you can.
342
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,644
I've been getting
drunk with you after work
every single day
343
00:25:13,695 --> 00:25:16,480
and lately, I swear
to God, I'm gonna lose
this next case.
344
00:25:16,531 --> 00:25:17,948
That's a problem.
345
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,483
Oh, guess what.
What?
346
00:25:19,534 --> 00:25:21,986
Turns out, wine buddies
don't make the
best fuck buddies.
347
00:25:23,187 --> 00:25:24,572
I swear, where am I
gonna find a man
348
00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:26,023
who knows what I want
and buys me drinks?
349
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:28,859
The sigh.
350
00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:31,245
Wait. Why didn't you
have sex with him again?
351
00:25:32,747 --> 00:25:35,583
I don't want to
ruin the integrity
of our relationship.
352
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:37,868
Since when has that
ever stopped you?
353
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:43,173
Okay, seriously,
he's like a
roll of dimes.
354
00:25:43,225 --> 00:25:45,809
He makes Roger
the 3-incher look
like a porn star.
355
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:48,762
Oh, yikes!
356
00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:51,432
Well, at least
your little buddy
finally made you happy.
357
00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:55,402
Oh, you have no idea.
358
00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:03,994
Wait. Where are you going?
359
00:26:26,818 --> 00:26:27,918
Forgive me.
360
00:27:29,951 --> 00:27:54,681
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