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Happy Valentine's Day!
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Happy Valentine's Day. This is...
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Wow, you definitely have
very original ideas for dates.
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Well, you said to surprise each other,
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and what I think I'm hearing
is that the surprise worked.
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Unless you're using
"original" as a euphemism.
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Oh, no, I absolutely am.
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Well, maybe you should be direct
and say what you mean.
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Wait, so, like, don't hide
things from each other.
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Is that what you're saying?
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Hi! Happy Valentine's Day!
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All is forgiven, and
everything's out in the open,
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and all of the fake
dating-Nathan tension is over.
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Also, there are
sledgehammers in the room.
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Right, 'cause I wasn't
wounded enough the first time.
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You bitch!
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Okay, are you ready to beat
the shit out of stuff or what?
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Don't miss and accidentally
bludgeon me.
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Can I bludgeon you just a little?
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I knew this would be good.
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I'm genuinely excited
for you to unleash
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all your rage right now!
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Okay, let's fuck shit up.
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What's something that you hate?
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Lies.
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Again for the people in the back!
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I hate lies and liars!
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I want to see.
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- Show me!
- No.
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Are you so thirsty for me right now?
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You are! Let me see.
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It was supposed to be
a surprise for later.
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Oh. I am so into you.
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Oh, my gosh, oh, my God. Oh, okay.
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Where are you taking me?
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I'm not telling you.
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It's a surprise.
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Come on.
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- Hi.
- Hi!
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I tried Chester,
but his phone isn't on.
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That's 'cause I'm a good boyfriend.
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Hi! Hi, Bo. You guys look so cute!
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Aww, thanks.
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Are you guys still not
coming to this pre-party?
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Um, no, 'cause we are in love
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and we don't want to see other people.
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But we'll see you at the dance.
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I hope you both die
slow, painful deaths.
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Violent.
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Love me!
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I have abandonment issues.
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Who are you talking to?
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I'm on with everyone. Say hi!
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Hi!
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Hi.
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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Wow, Greta, you look great.
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Who's gonna get blackout tonight?
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Me!
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Also, who at the school do you think
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is gonna lose their V-card tonight?
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Maggie Graves!
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Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
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I will call you back.
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Okay.
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I am so happy that we are not
in the chaos of that right now.
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This was the perfect choice
to come here.
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You always say you love
an indoor/outdoor illusion.
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Mm! He pays attention to me.
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Oh.
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How was the bathroom?
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- Good?
- Hmm.
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Uh, our table's up there.
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Okay.
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By the way, I did not think
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I'd love smashing stuff
as much as I did.
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It felt so good to just, like...
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Yes!
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...let things out and, like,
not hold anything back.
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I love it.
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If I could just live my life like that.
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Why not start now?
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- Yeah?
- Yes.
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- Wait, for real?
- Yes.
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Should we just, like, be
really honest with each other
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and just, like, not hold anything back?
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Yes, oh, my God, yes, yes.
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Let's go. Test me.
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Okay, um...
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Do you think I'm a little basic?
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No, obviously not.
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What about my style, though?
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No, I think that you are
absolutely adorable right now.
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Right now, but what about,
like, day to day?
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Like, outside of the dance?
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Mm!
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I think that everybody dresses
basic compared to me.
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- That's honest.
- Mm-hmm.
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Look at she!
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Okay, go. I want another one.
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Do you think I'm a good kisser?
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Yes, I actually do.
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Thank God. Okay.
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Do you have any weird sexual fantasies?
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Ooh! Okay.
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Um...
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I kind of always wanted to get
a blowjob in the shower.
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- That's it?
- Oh, is that boring?
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- Uh...
- What is yours then?
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I kind of want to...
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tie you up.
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Um, security?
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Okay, one more. Go. I'm loving this.
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Uh, did you just go in the
bathroom to check your texts?
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You're a cunt.
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Also, I think we should go
to the pre-party.
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- No, why?
- It'll be fun.
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What happened to being honest?
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I think you would love it,
and that would honestly
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actually make it fun for me.
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That is truly the most romantic thing
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that anyone has ever said to me.
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Toxic ladies always have
the nicest houses.
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Oh, wait. Uh, did you...
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Did you tell Nathan
that I'm coming, too?
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Of course, he knows if I'm
coming, you're coming.
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No, but did you say it specifically?
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Don't tell me that I'm
the one, I'm the one.
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Just, you tell me!
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- Hello?
- Hi. It's me.
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Are you good if we come,
meaning Bo and me?
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Yes, of course.
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Great.
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- Hi!
- Uh, hi.
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So nice of you to have us.
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So, we're doing full-on,
straight-up, 100% honesty.
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Do you have any issue with Bo
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- or me being with Bo?
- God.
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I'm putting you on speakerphone.
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I seriously have no issue.
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Even though we all know you
used to have feelings for me
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and we used to be fake dating?
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Um, yes, I have no issue
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because we have no
connection except as friends.
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- Zero romantic connection.
- Exactly.
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I'm... I'm basically throwing up
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thinking about us
being anything but friends.
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Same. I'm gagging.
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Like, in a bad way.
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Okay, thank you. Goodbye.
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- Bye. Yes.
- Love you as a friend only.
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Oh, shit. Um, I'll be right back.
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Embarrassing.
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- Oh, my God! Hi!
- Oh la la.
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Hey, thank you for having us.
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Well. Ha ha.
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No, the more, the merrier.
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I never know what's going on.
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Your house is so nice.
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Oh, my gosh, that
photo backdrop is iconic.
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Yeah, well, it's a reminder
of how differently my husband
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and I see the world.
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- Hi!
- Hey!
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Oh, my God, you look so good!
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Thank you.
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- Hello! Hi!
- Hi, mama!
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Not at all related to the drugs
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and the alcohol that's fucking
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with my mind right now,
I'm so happy to see you guys.
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Do you know why I love you?
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I mean, there's, like, a million
reasons that pop into my head.
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- Yeah, but...
- Hi. Um, something happening
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you need to come deal with.
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Wait, can a bitch praise me first?
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Guys, there's cake pops!
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Oh, shoot.
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Do you think they're
the happiest ones here
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or the saddest?
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- You are legit mad at them.
- Duh.
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They threw away an entire sisterhood
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because a wavy-haired
man-child existed.
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Should I confront them?
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I decided I'm gonna confront them.
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- Not tonight, though.
- Okay.
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'Cause I have respect for society.
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- But soon.
- Well, we support you.
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You let bitches know.
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Bitches will be let known.
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Bitches are already
letting things be known
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that shouldn't be known,
and that's all I'll say.
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- What things?
- And what bitches?
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I'm not saying any more
except that the bitch is Naomi
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and the thing is The Thing,
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and she straight-up
told Cooper on Percocet.
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- Oh, shit.
- Wait, really?
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So now we have a ticking time bomb
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in the form of a straight twink.
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I'm, like, kinda stunned by this.
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Yeeep.
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And drugs be drugs,
but betrayal be betrayal.
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Let's go before I get
hostile with my ex.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
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but it's fine. The jacket's fine.
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Why is Valentine's Day always destined
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for everything to go to fucking shit?
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No, don't say that. What's wrong?
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I don't want to get into it.
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I can see in your Nathan-y eyes
that you need human touch,
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but if your mom saw me hug you,
she would actually stab me.
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I can give you a pretend hug, though.
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That would be really nice.
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Okay.
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I'm pretend hugging you right now,
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and it's making today feel
a little less shitty.
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I felt the hug.
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And, um, thank you.
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- Hi.
- Um, I'll catch you guys later.
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Okay. Hey, are you okay?
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Mm-hmm.
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Was she just cunty to you?
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'Cause I will be so cunty to her.
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No.
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Seriously, what did she say?
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No, um, uh...
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Di... Did you, um...
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I don't think she knows
the whole thing was made up.
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Well, yeah, I'm sure he just said,
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like, "We broke up," you know?
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Oh, okay.
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I didn't get that, 'cause,
yeah, she was kind of like,
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"What the fuck are you doing here?"
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- Oh.
- But now I get why.
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I'm sorry.
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I'd bet actual money
she's a Capricorn, though.
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Hmm?
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Did you tell her? Like, I don't care,
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but, like, you know,
for Nathan's sake...
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No, definitely.
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He's, um...
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He's great.
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I...
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What's going on?
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Fuck.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay.
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But, like, for what?
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Everybody, come on!
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Let's just take this picture now, okay?
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Hi. Hey. Um, what's happening, huh?
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Come on! Chester! Let's go!
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- Ready?
- Okay, guys. Come on.
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Let's go take a picture.
We're in Paris.
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Okay, on three.
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Everyone say...
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No, this shit's kind of awesome.
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..."L'amour is in the air."
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One. Two.
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Three.
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Are we good?
261
00:11:17,223 --> 00:11:19,563
L'amour is in the air!
262
00:11:23,893 --> 00:11:26,973
Oh, muddersucker!
263
00:11:28,473 --> 00:11:31,643
Oh, it looks like God might
be on my side for this one.
264
00:11:31,723 --> 00:11:34,273
Yeah, I wasn't exactly taking
into account
265
00:11:34,353 --> 00:11:36,063
the whole wind factor.
266
00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:37,933
Nathan, come help your father.
267
00:11:38,023 --> 00:11:41,473
What?! You know how I feel
about this backdrop, Mark.
268
00:11:41,563 --> 00:11:44,223
It's this ironic comedy thing.
269
00:11:44,313 --> 00:11:45,933
I just don't understand.
270
00:11:46,023 --> 00:11:49,813
And does it have to be just
front and center like this?
271
00:11:49,893 --> 00:11:51,409
Wait, are we actually using this thing?
272
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:52,814
Your father wants to.
273
00:11:52,839 --> 00:11:53,853
Sick.
274
00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:55,853
Aha. See?
275
00:11:55,933 --> 00:11:56,973
"Sick" means good.
276
00:11:57,063 --> 00:11:58,973
I told you... I got the instinct.
277
00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:01,683
If by "instinct"
you mean the design sense
278
00:12:01,773 --> 00:12:03,893
of a teenager,
then I couldn't agree more.
279
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,813
But people will still use this
280
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,853
if it's just a little tucked
behind the pool house, right?
281
00:12:08,933 --> 00:12:09,973
Probably not.
282
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,473
Are you sure you agree with that?
283
00:12:12,563 --> 00:12:15,353
With... myself? Yeah.
284
00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:17,643
Okay, you know what? Do what you want.
285
00:12:17,723 --> 00:12:19,223
You will anyway.
286
00:12:19,313 --> 00:12:21,409
I don't understand why this
backdrop bothers you so much.
287
00:12:21,433 --> 00:12:25,773
Because I put a lot of work
into this party, Mark.
288
00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:29,183
And when you say, "Why can't
we have this tacky eyesore
289
00:12:29,273 --> 00:12:31,773
in the middle of everything?"
and just dismiss
290
00:12:31,853 --> 00:12:33,226
- all my hard work...
- I'm not.
291
00:12:33,251 --> 00:12:34,683
I'm not dismissing all your work.
292
00:12:34,773 --> 00:12:36,659
I'm just saying that maybe since
this is a party for the kids,
293
00:12:36,683 --> 00:12:39,273
it might be worth
doing something they enjoy.
294
00:12:39,353 --> 00:12:42,143
Right, because you know them so well.
295
00:12:42,223 --> 00:12:43,933
'Cause I'm trying to.
296
00:12:49,313 --> 00:12:52,643
Hi. Do you need any help
with the camera stuff?
297
00:12:52,723 --> 00:12:54,023
Did Megan send you?
298
00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:55,563
No.
299
00:12:55,643 --> 00:12:57,063
- Um...
- Oh, yeah, okay.
300
00:12:57,143 --> 00:13:00,643
No, it's... Um,
everything's turning out white.
301
00:13:00,723 --> 00:13:01,893
Um, can I look?
302
00:13:01,973 --> 00:13:03,603
Yeah, yes.
303
00:13:09,563 --> 00:13:12,313
Thanks for... for being such
a good friend to Nathan.
304
00:13:12,393 --> 00:13:14,223
Oh, my God, no, he's...
305
00:13:14,313 --> 00:13:15,829
he's the one who's a good friend to me.
306
00:13:15,853 --> 00:13:20,433
I would literally be living in
a ditch if it wasn't for him.
307
00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:21,643
Really?
308
00:13:21,723 --> 00:13:23,143
Yeah.
309
00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:24,523
He's...
310
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:25,973
Yeah, he's amazing.
311
00:13:26,063 --> 00:13:27,183
Ah.
312
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:28,699
I think it might be the shutter speed.
313
00:13:28,723 --> 00:13:31,183
Yeah, God, that's so nice to hear.
314
00:13:31,273 --> 00:13:33,773
I mean... I mean, like, I know he's...
315
00:13:33,853 --> 00:13:36,723
he's... he's a really good kid,
316
00:13:36,813 --> 00:13:41,273
but, like, you never show
your whole self to your family.
317
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:44,773
And, I mean, I know that's
what it is to be a teenager, but...
318
00:13:47,853 --> 00:13:51,183
Sometimes I just... I just want to say,
319
00:13:51,273 --> 00:13:58,023
"Hey, I want to know
the other parts of you, too."
320
00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,473
Mm-hmm.
321
00:13:59,563 --> 00:14:02,313
But you can't say that.
322
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:08,473
Oh, okay.
323
00:14:08,563 --> 00:14:10,183
I think it is fixed.
324
00:14:10,273 --> 00:14:12,063
- Mm. Okay.
- Yeah.
325
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,683
Thanks. I will see you later.
326
00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:18,603
- Hi! Mwah!
- Bonjour. Mwah.
327
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,473
How are you? Welcome to your party.
328
00:14:20,563 --> 00:14:22,063
Our party? This is your party.
329
00:14:22,143 --> 00:14:24,223
Yeah, uh-huh, because you swindled us
330
00:14:24,313 --> 00:14:25,723
into hosting it, mister.
331
00:14:25,813 --> 00:14:28,473
Ah, well, how is Naomi
with the whole three-person...
332
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,119
- whatever you call it?
- My living nightmare?
333
00:14:30,143 --> 00:14:31,369
Great. Thanks for reminding me.
334
00:14:31,393 --> 00:14:32,813
Arianna was all torn up about it.
335
00:14:32,893 --> 00:14:36,234
We keep telling her, "Hon,
it's just a mean girl sexual phase
336
00:14:36,259 --> 00:14:37,933
- your friends are going through."
- Ah.
337
00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:39,313
- Pat.
- What? It's Megan.
338
00:14:39,393 --> 00:14:41,563
- We can be honest.
- Anyway, happy Valentine's Day.
339
00:14:41,643 --> 00:14:43,183
- Thank you.
- Doing anything after?
340
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,753
Well, just taking the love of my life
341
00:14:44,813 --> 00:14:46,603
to our fave little romantic eatery.
342
00:14:46,683 --> 00:14:48,393
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, that's sweet.
343
00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:50,063
This holiday's Fight City for us.
344
00:14:50,143 --> 00:14:52,273
Oh, who believes in romance
after 40 anyway?
345
00:14:52,353 --> 00:14:53,563
I do.
346
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,289
If I want a little
something-something later
347
00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:57,539
'cause it's Valentine's Day,
is that too crazy to hope for?
348
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,313
Oh. That's your definition
of romance? I mean...
349
00:15:00,393 --> 00:15:02,853
My definition of romance
is something pleasant
350
00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:04,409
between a husband
and a wife. That's it.
351
00:15:04,433 --> 00:15:06,523
The bar is as low as it
could possibly be,
352
00:15:06,603 --> 00:15:09,313
yet I'm the only one
still holding it up.
353
00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:14,433
Wow, this is one cynical crowd.
354
00:15:14,523 --> 00:15:15,829
Hey, we just haven't
started drinking yet.
355
00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:17,433
Alright, well, you fix that.
356
00:15:17,523 --> 00:15:19,289
I'm gonna go take some more
pictures of the young folks...
357
00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:20,949
- Yeah.
- ...who still think life is worth living.
358
00:15:20,973 --> 00:15:22,523
You do that, honey.
359
00:15:22,603 --> 00:15:26,973
You go "hang out" with the
teenagers and be sick together.
360
00:15:27,813 --> 00:15:30,273
Oh! That is so cute!
361
00:15:30,353 --> 00:15:31,813
Oh, my God, wait.
362
00:15:31,893 --> 00:15:33,369
Oh.
363
00:15:33,393 --> 00:15:34,723
Great, and just what... You know.
364
00:15:34,813 --> 00:15:35,933
Dad, don't direct.
365
00:15:36,023 --> 00:15:37,893
Just... Just pretend I'm not here.
366
00:16:35,853 --> 00:16:38,773
- Oh!
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
367
00:16:38,853 --> 00:16:40,603
- Can I...
- It's fine. I'm fine. No.
368
00:16:40,683 --> 00:16:42,289
- ...get a napkin? Please.
- No, it's fine.
369
00:16:42,313 --> 00:16:43,869
- Let me. This is totally my fault.
- Just stop.
370
00:16:43,893 --> 00:16:45,289
- Thank you. It's really fine.
- I should...
371
00:16:45,313 --> 00:16:46,813
Just stop!
372
00:16:48,723 --> 00:16:52,143
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I'm fine.
373
00:16:52,223 --> 00:16:54,473
The jacket's fine.
374
00:16:54,563 --> 00:16:58,023
It's just, you know, you can imagine.
375
00:16:58,103 --> 00:16:59,563
Sure.
376
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,063
Um, wait...
377
00:17:01,143 --> 00:17:02,353
Look, I don't blame you
378
00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:05,143
or hold it against you
at all, you know?
379
00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:06,313
I really don't.
380
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,473
I'm 1,000 years old.
381
00:17:08,563 --> 00:17:09,973
I'm very slow,
382
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,223
but this date-it-and-replace-it
generation
383
00:17:12,313 --> 00:17:14,773
of yours is just...
384
00:17:14,853 --> 00:17:17,313
He's my son, you know?
385
00:17:17,393 --> 00:17:21,143
So, you know, of course
my talons come out.
386
00:17:21,223 --> 00:17:24,313
But Chester just broke Nathan's heart.
387
00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:29,353
And here he is.
388
00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:30,933
Eating the oysters.
389
00:17:32,353 --> 00:17:34,893
Dad, come take photos of us.
390
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,853
Alright.
391
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:42,579
- Should I?
- Yeah, no, wait, you come here.
392
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,643
Yeah, get in there.
393
00:17:44,723 --> 00:17:45,748
Alright, okay.
394
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,063
- Are you okay?
- Alright.
395
00:17:48,143 --> 00:17:49,909
Dad, I really don't think
that's gonna be a good angle.
396
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:51,183
Can you just, like, do normal?
397
00:17:51,273 --> 00:17:52,683
What... What's normal?
398
00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:54,683
Just normal!
399
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:56,143
- Alright.
- Normal.
400
00:17:56,223 --> 00:17:57,723
No, um...
401
00:17:57,813 --> 00:18:00,023
Oh. That's great.
402
00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:01,853
- Oh, okay.
- You look great.
403
00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:04,853
How long has Chester
been dating that boy?
404
00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:06,473
- Like...
- Yeah,
405
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,723
well, you don't have to.
406
00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:11,063
Yeah, do that, but, like,
point up to it or something.
407
00:18:11,143 --> 00:18:12,313
Oh!
408
00:18:12,393 --> 00:18:14,473
- The Eiffel Tower.
- Oh, yeah.
409
00:18:14,563 --> 00:18:18,313
Oh, no. Where...
Where did that come from?
410
00:18:18,393 --> 00:18:21,603
I want the backdrop gone.
411
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,183
What?
412
00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:25,143
I don't understand
why you feel the need
413
00:18:25,223 --> 00:18:26,789
to torture me like this,
but I want it gone.
414
00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:28,933
- What just happened, Meg?
- Please just take it down!
415
00:18:28,973 --> 00:18:30,103
The kids like it.
416
00:18:30,183 --> 00:18:31,813
Well, the kids like a lot of things
417
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,619
that they will later grow
to hate and be very ashamed of,
418
00:18:33,643 --> 00:18:35,563
and this is one thing
I am very certain about.
419
00:18:35,643 --> 00:18:37,393
Please, please.
420
00:18:37,473 --> 00:18:40,103
I am asking you to
listen to me just this once.
421
00:18:40,183 --> 00:18:41,499
- Please.
- Tell me what just happened.
422
00:18:41,523 --> 00:18:43,393
- Take it down.
- No!
423
00:18:43,473 --> 00:18:44,498
It makes the kids happy.
424
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:47,273
I want the kids to be happy.
425
00:18:47,353 --> 00:18:48,933
Okay, gotcha.
426
00:18:49,023 --> 00:18:52,273
We'll just go on living
a big fucking lie.
427
00:18:52,353 --> 00:18:54,273
Come on, everybody!
428
00:18:54,353 --> 00:18:57,103
Let's just take these pictures
now, okay?
429
00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:05,023
Come on! Chester! Let's go!
430
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,343
Okay, guys. Come on.
431
00:19:06,393 --> 00:19:09,183
Let's go take a picture.
We're in Paris.
432
00:19:11,853 --> 00:19:14,643
Okay, you ready?
433
00:19:14,723 --> 00:19:16,433
On three.
434
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:21,603
Everybody say, "L'amour is in the air."
435
00:19:21,683 --> 00:19:24,353
One. Two.
436
00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:25,773
Three.
437
00:19:25,853 --> 00:19:28,523
L'amour is in the air!
438
00:19:29,563 --> 00:19:30,933
Oh, shit.
439
00:19:31,023 --> 00:19:32,813
Oh, I will call you back.
440
00:19:32,893 --> 00:19:36,063
Oh, muddersucker!
441
00:19:39,063 --> 00:19:42,313
Do you think Greta heard me
when I said she looked great?
442
00:19:42,393 --> 00:19:44,813
I don't know.
443
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,199
She's probably just still mad at me.
444
00:19:46,223 --> 00:19:48,183
I was such a bitch to her last week.
445
00:19:48,273 --> 00:19:50,609
- Nathan, come help your father.
- What?!
446
00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:51,700
My poor dad.
447
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,757
You know how I feel
about this backdrop, Mark.
448
00:19:52,781 --> 00:19:54,103
I think something's up with him.
449
00:19:54,183 --> 00:19:55,869
He keeps looking at me weird,
like he wants to have some kind
450
00:19:55,893 --> 00:19:58,143
of, like, deep, meaningful
conversation with me,
451
00:19:58,223 --> 00:20:00,643
and I'm just like, "Um, hi,
please leave me alone."
452
00:20:00,723 --> 00:20:03,183
...be just front and center like this?
453
00:20:03,273 --> 00:20:04,539
Wait, are we actually using this thing?
454
00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:05,813
Your father wants to.
455
00:20:05,893 --> 00:20:07,723
- Sick.
- Aha. See?
456
00:20:07,813 --> 00:20:09,493
"Sick" means good.
457
00:20:09,563 --> 00:20:11,353
I told you... I got the instinct.
458
00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:13,714
If by
"instinct" you mean the design sense
459
00:20:13,773 --> 00:20:16,063
of a teenager,
then I couldn't agree more.
460
00:20:16,143 --> 00:20:17,773
But people will still use this
461
00:20:17,853 --> 00:20:20,683
if it's just a little tucked
behind the pool house, right?
462
00:20:20,773 --> 00:20:21,773
Probably not.
463
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,313
Are you sure you agree with that? _
464
00:20:23,393 --> 00:20:25,353
With... myself? Yeah. _
465
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,909
Okay, you know what? Do what you want.
466
00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:28,433
You will anyway. _
467
00:20:28,523 --> 00:20:30,749
I don't understand why this
backdrop bothers you so much.
468
00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:33,773
Because I put a lot
of work into this party...
469
00:20:36,273 --> 00:20:39,433
Hey, um, do you have
any of those gummies left?
470
00:20:39,523 --> 00:20:42,023
Mm, I think maybe in my safe.
471
00:20:42,103 --> 00:20:45,023
Okay, 'cause tonight's
gonna be stressful,
472
00:20:45,103 --> 00:20:48,183
and now that I have anxiety
or whatever, um,
473
00:20:48,273 --> 00:20:50,183
I'm probably gonna
need to self-medicate.
474
00:20:50,273 --> 00:20:51,853
Wait, that's your safe?
475
00:20:51,933 --> 00:20:53,893
Stealth.
476
00:20:53,973 --> 00:20:57,973
It's okay that I said
what I said to Cooper, right?
477
00:20:58,063 --> 00:21:00,603
- Honestly, no.
- Right, obviously.
478
00:21:00,683 --> 00:21:03,563
That was really bad of me,
but I was on drugs,
479
00:21:03,643 --> 00:21:04,909
so it would be worse to admit it
480
00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:06,289
'cause it wasn't even intentional.
481
00:21:06,313 --> 00:21:07,313
It just happened, right?
482
00:21:07,393 --> 00:21:09,103
Yeah, but it doesn't really matter
483
00:21:09,183 --> 00:21:10,973
- that it wasn't intentional...
- Exactly!
484
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,023
It wasn't. You're so right.
485
00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:14,743
I've been, like,
beating myself up over it
486
00:21:14,813 --> 00:21:17,393
'cause I'm me, but I shouldn't
let myself feel guilty about it.
487
00:21:17,473 --> 00:21:19,313
Riley.
488
00:21:19,393 --> 00:21:22,433
Hi. Could you come down and help
Mark with his camera, please?
489
00:21:22,523 --> 00:21:23,723
Thank you.
490
00:21:23,813 --> 00:21:26,933
And act like I didn't say
anything, okay?
491
00:21:31,473 --> 00:21:33,273
Thanks for the gummy.
492
00:21:35,023 --> 00:21:36,223
Your house is so nice.
493
00:21:36,313 --> 00:21:38,313
That photo backdrop is iconic.
494
00:21:38,393 --> 00:21:40,723
Yeah, well, it's a
reminder of how differently
495
00:21:40,813 --> 00:21:42,933
my husband and I see the world.
496
00:21:45,603 --> 00:21:50,603
Hi! Bitch, Look at you!
You look so good!
497
00:21:50,683 --> 00:21:51,853
Thank you.
498
00:21:51,933 --> 00:21:53,603
- Hello!
- Hi, mama!
499
00:21:53,683 --> 00:21:55,103
Not at all related to the drugs
500
00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:56,643
and the alcohol that are fucking
501
00:21:56,723 --> 00:21:58,789
with my mind right now,
I'm so happy to see you guys.
502
00:21:58,813 --> 00:22:00,353
Do you know why I love you?
503
00:22:00,433 --> 00:22:02,749
I mean, there's, like, a million
reasons that pop into my head.
504
00:22:02,773 --> 00:22:04,199
- Yeah, but...
- Hi. Um, something happening
505
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,683
you need to come deal with.
506
00:22:05,773 --> 00:22:07,723
Wait, can a bitch praise me first?
507
00:22:07,813 --> 00:22:09,183
Oh!
508
00:22:09,273 --> 00:22:12,933
Oh, my God, these
gummies are so fucking strong.
509
00:22:13,023 --> 00:22:16,813
Okay, so, uh, basically,
your dad's outside.
510
00:22:16,893 --> 00:22:18,433
With Janelle.
511
00:22:18,523 --> 00:22:20,313
What?
512
00:22:20,393 --> 00:22:21,563
H-He's here?
513
00:22:21,643 --> 00:22:22,933
Yeah.
514
00:22:26,563 --> 00:22:28,603
Right now, right here. Right now...
515
00:22:28,683 --> 00:22:31,369
- in the best way that we can possibly...
- All right, will you just let me... Calm down
516
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,073
- and let me...
- What are you doing here?!
517
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:34,643
I knew you should've told her.
518
00:22:34,723 --> 00:22:36,869
Look, your mom was invited,
but she elected not to come,
519
00:22:36,893 --> 00:22:39,433
so we delayed our trip,
and... and now we're here.
520
00:22:39,523 --> 00:22:42,143
Look, girl, my parents, they were shit
521
00:22:42,223 --> 00:22:43,563
at showing up for me, so...
522
00:22:43,643 --> 00:22:45,643
Okay, thank you. Thank you very much.
523
00:22:45,723 --> 00:22:47,223
Please go.
524
00:22:47,313 --> 00:22:48,563
Whoa, listen. Hold on.
525
00:22:48,643 --> 00:22:50,813
Hey, this has got to stop! Hey, honey.
526
00:22:50,893 --> 00:22:52,973
Janelle and I are together, okay?
527
00:22:53,063 --> 00:22:54,643
Awesome.
528
00:22:54,723 --> 00:22:55,893
You're not coming in.
529
00:22:55,973 --> 00:22:57,143
Sweetie, sweetie...
530
00:22:57,273 --> 00:23:00,853
Also, this is not what showing up is!
531
00:23:00,933 --> 00:23:03,023
That's... That's...
532
00:23:06,023 --> 00:23:09,183
No, I-I just... I kind of feel
like my parents might miss it.
533
00:23:09,273 --> 00:23:10,643
They're not going to.
534
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:14,103
Also, we can just fill it
back up with water after.
535
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,603
Drink. Drink it.
536
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,853
I'm sorry about your dad coming.
537
00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:25,683
I fucking hate him.
538
00:23:25,773 --> 00:23:29,683
And then there's your dad,
who's, like, so sweet.
539
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:30,710
Drink.
540
00:23:30,735 --> 00:23:32,683
Fucking drink.
541
00:23:32,773 --> 00:23:35,433
I see my dad, I'm like,
"You're an asshole,
542
00:23:35,523 --> 00:23:36,853
and you treat my mom like shit,
543
00:23:36,933 --> 00:23:38,053
and then I just end up doing
544
00:23:38,103 --> 00:23:40,183
the same shitty things that you do."
545
00:23:40,273 --> 00:23:43,223
It's so fucked up how you
just, like, hate your parents.
546
00:23:43,313 --> 00:23:46,273
You hate them so much, and then
you just, like, are them.
547
00:23:46,353 --> 00:23:47,609
- You're not him.
- I am.
548
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:48,893
No, you're not. You're fine.
549
00:23:48,973 --> 00:23:50,789
Really? Because that night
that Greta freaked out on me,
550
00:23:50,813 --> 00:23:55,433
I hooked up with... Luz.
551
00:23:55,523 --> 00:23:56,723
So, you see?
552
00:23:56,813 --> 00:23:59,813
I don't have to be fucked
up to do bad things.
553
00:23:59,893 --> 00:24:01,563
I just do them.
554
00:24:04,683 --> 00:24:06,023
What?
555
00:24:06,103 --> 00:24:09,643
It's... It's just, um,
why... why wouldn't you tell me?
556
00:24:09,723 --> 00:24:11,393
Because it's not about you.
557
00:24:11,473 --> 00:24:12,933
Okay, but I tell you everything.
558
00:24:13,023 --> 00:24:15,683
Oh, my God!
I'm telling you this huge thing
559
00:24:15,773 --> 00:24:18,183
and you're just mad because
I didn't tell you sooner!
560
00:24:18,273 --> 00:24:19,949
Also, you're... you're
judging me for drinking,
561
00:24:19,973 --> 00:24:24,353
but you do nothing
but get shitfaced all the time!
562
00:24:25,723 --> 00:24:27,103
Fuck.
563
00:24:35,563 --> 00:24:36,933
Drugs be drugs,
564
00:24:37,023 --> 00:24:39,433
but betrayal be betrayal.
565
00:25:19,223 --> 00:25:21,973
♪ Prends ma main, guide le chemin ♪
566
00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:24,773
♪ Fais-moi danser comme s'il
n'y avait plus de lendemain ♪
567
00:25:24,853 --> 00:25:26,289
Um, I'll catch you guys later.
568
00:25:26,313 --> 00:25:28,223
Okay.
569
00:25:28,313 --> 00:25:30,223
♪ Pour danser avec toi ♪
570
00:25:30,313 --> 00:25:32,933
Um...
571
00:25:33,023 --> 00:25:34,723
What's wrong with me?
572
00:25:34,813 --> 00:25:37,473
'Cause, like, I thought that...
573
00:25:37,563 --> 00:25:38,949
I, like, thought that you liked me,
574
00:25:38,973 --> 00:25:41,473
so just, like, what's...
what's wrong with me?
575
00:25:41,563 --> 00:25:43,143
Nothing.
576
00:25:43,223 --> 00:25:48,063
Um, there's nothing wrong with you.
577
00:25:49,773 --> 00:25:52,393
Actually...
578
00:25:52,473 --> 00:25:54,853
- I-I-I wanted to tell you that...
- Hi.
579
00:25:54,933 --> 00:25:57,473
Having fun?
580
00:25:57,563 --> 00:25:58,578
I-I'm gonna...
581
00:25:58,603 --> 00:26:01,313
Oh, I'm sorry.
582
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:02,473
Are you okay?
583
00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:03,813
Yeah, I'm good.
584
00:26:03,893 --> 00:26:05,063
Oh, good.
585
00:26:05,143 --> 00:26:06,579
You still don't want
to tell your parents
586
00:26:06,603 --> 00:26:09,063
about our little heart-to-heart, huh?
587
00:26:09,143 --> 00:26:12,353
Um, no, I just... I have to...
588
00:26:12,433 --> 00:26:14,023
Yeah, I'll just talk to them.
589
00:26:14,103 --> 00:26:15,683
Okay.
590
00:26:17,273 --> 00:26:20,273
God. You know, that boy,
591
00:26:20,353 --> 00:26:23,523
he's lucky I'm as reserved
and conflict-averse as I am,
592
00:26:23,603 --> 00:26:24,773
because in another world,
593
00:26:24,853 --> 00:26:27,723
I would go over there with a broomstick
594
00:26:27,813 --> 00:26:32,563
and I would run off any kid
who broke my son's heart.
595
00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:36,273
What?
596
00:26:36,353 --> 00:26:38,393
What?
597
00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:40,063
Oh, n... Um,
598
00:26:40,143 --> 00:26:42,683
no, the broomstick thing was...
That was funny.
599
00:26:42,773 --> 00:26:46,063
No.
600
00:26:46,143 --> 00:26:48,063
That's not it.
601
00:26:50,353 --> 00:26:54,223
Something's not right.
602
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:55,723
I don't know.
603
00:26:55,813 --> 00:26:59,023
It's a mother thing, you know? You...
604
00:26:59,103 --> 00:27:02,063
You know something's off.
605
00:27:02,143 --> 00:27:07,063
You're just not sure
what the off thing is.
606
00:27:17,523 --> 00:27:18,773
H...
607
00:27:18,853 --> 00:27:23,143
How long has Chester
been dating that boy?
608
00:27:23,223 --> 00:27:25,933
Uh...
609
00:27:26,023 --> 00:27:27,893
Um...
610
00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:32,103
Oh.
611
00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:33,773
I see.
612
00:27:35,893 --> 00:27:38,603
So Nathan made it all up.
613
00:27:38,683 --> 00:27:41,433
No. Uh... No.
614
00:27:41,523 --> 00:27:43,103
Can you just...
615
00:27:43,183 --> 00:27:45,223
Can you not...
Can you not say anything?
616
00:27:45,313 --> 00:27:46,723
Can you please?
617
00:27:46,813 --> 00:27:49,683
Oh, yeah. Uh, no.
W-Where did that come from?
618
00:27:49,773 --> 00:27:52,023
I want the backdrop gone.
619
00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:54,023
- Hi, hi. I-I am so sorry.
- Hi.
620
00:27:54,103 --> 00:27:56,313
That was literally, like,
so shitty of me.
621
00:27:56,393 --> 00:27:57,643
I-I would never judge you,
622
00:27:57,723 --> 00:27:59,393
and the whole time
we've known each other,
623
00:27:59,473 --> 00:28:01,933
you've done nothing but, like,
accept me and not judge me,
624
00:28:02,023 --> 00:28:05,473
and that's, like, the literal
definition of friendship.
625
00:28:05,563 --> 00:28:08,523
So, um...
626
00:28:08,603 --> 00:28:10,313
Here.
627
00:28:10,393 --> 00:28:13,853
Makes the kids happy.
I want the kids to be happy.
628
00:28:13,933 --> 00:28:14,948
- Um...
- Just go on
629
00:28:14,973 --> 00:28:16,723
living a big fucking lie.
630
00:28:16,813 --> 00:28:18,143
- Um...
- Okay, everybody!
631
00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:23,023
Let's just take this picture now, okay?
632
00:28:23,103 --> 00:28:24,973
- I have to tell you...
- Come on.
633
00:28:25,063 --> 00:28:26,683
Come on! Let's go!
634
00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:28,143
Oh, my God. Okay, come on,
635
00:28:28,223 --> 00:28:29,619
- let's go take our picture.
- Okay, everybody.
636
00:28:29,643 --> 00:28:31,773
- We're embarrassed!
- On three.
637
00:28:31,853 --> 00:28:35,183
Everybody say, "L'amour is in the air."
638
00:28:35,273 --> 00:28:37,723
One, two...
639
00:28:37,813 --> 00:28:40,273
There's something I kinda know
that I kinda need to tell you.
640
00:28:40,353 --> 00:28:43,023
- ...three. L'amour is in the air!
- L'amour is in the air!
641
00:28:44,773 --> 00:28:51,167
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