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Happy Valentine's Day !
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Happy Valentine's Day.
This is-
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wow, you definitely have
very original ideas for dates.
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Well, you said to surprise each other,
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and what I think I'm hearing is that
the surprise worked.
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Unless you're using "original"
as a euphemism.
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Oh, no, I absolutely am.
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Well, maybe you should be direct
and say what you mean.
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Wait, so don't hide things from each
other. Is that what you're saying ?
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Hi ! Happy Valentine's Day !
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All is forgiven, and everything's out
in the open,
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and all of the fake dating-Nathan
tension is over.
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Also, there are sledgehammers
in the room.
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Right, 'cause I wasn't wounded enough
the first time.
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You bitch !
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Okay, are you ready to beat the shit
out of stuff or what ?
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Don't miss and accidentally
bludgeon me.
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- Can I bludgeon you just a little ?
- I knew this would be good.
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I'm genuinely excited for you to
unleash all your rage right now !
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Okay, let's fuck shit up.
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What's something that you hate ?
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Lies.
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Again for the people in the back !
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I hate lies and liars !
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- I want to see. Show me !
- No.
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Are you so thirsty for me right now ?
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You are ! Let me see.
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HAPPY TO SEE YOU
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It was supposed to be a surprise
for later.
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Oh. I am so into you.
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, sorry.
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- Where are you taking me ?
- I'm not telling you. It's a surprise.
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Come on.
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- Hi.
- Hi !
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I tried Chester,
but his phone isn't on.
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That's 'cause I'm a good boyfriend.
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- Hi ! Hi, Bo. You guys look so cute !
- Aw, thanks.
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Are you guys still not coming
to this pre-party ?
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Um, no, 'cause we are in love
and we don't want to see other people.
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But we'll see you at the dance.
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I hope you both die slow,
painful deaths.
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- Violent.
- Love me !
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I have abandonment issues.
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- Who are you talking to ?
- I'm on with everyone. Say hi !
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- Hi !
- Hi.
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- Hi !
- Hi.
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Wow, Greta, you look great.
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- Who's gonna get blackout tonight ?
- Me !
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Also, who at the school do you think is
gonna lose their V-card tonight ?
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Maggie Graves !
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- Oh, shit.
- Oh, my God.
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- I will call you back.
- Okay.
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I am so happy that we are not
in the chaos of that right now.
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This was the perfect choice
to come here.
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You always say you love
an indoor-outdoor illusion.
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He pays attention to me.
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- How was the bathroom ?
- Good ?
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- Uh, our table's up there.
- Okay.
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By the way, I did not think I'd love
smashing stuff as much as I did.
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It felt so good to just, like...
Yes !
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...let things out and, like,
not hold anything back.
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- I love it.
- If I could live my life like that.
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- Why not start now ?
- Yeah ?
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- Yes.
- Wait, for real ?
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Should we be really honest with each
other and not hold anything back ?
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Yes, oh, my God, yes, yes. Let's go.
Test me.
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Okay, um...
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do you think I'm a little basic ?
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- No, obviously not.
- What about my style, though ?
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No, I think that you are absolutely
adorable right now.
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Right now, but what about, like, day
to day ? Like, outside of the dance ?
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I think that everybody dresses
basic compared to me.
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That's honest.
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Look at she ! Okay, go.
I want another one.
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- Do you think I'm a good kisser ?
- Yes, I actually do.
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Thank God. Okay.
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Do you have any weird
sexual fantasies ?
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Ooh ! Okay.
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I kind of always wanted to
get a blowjob in the shower.
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- That's it ?
- Oh, is that boring ?
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What is yours then ?
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I kind of want to... tie you up.
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Um, security ?
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Okay, one more. Go. I'm loving this.
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Uh, did you just go in the bathroom
to check your texts ?
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You're a cunt.
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Also, I think we should go
to the pre-party.
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- No, why ?
- It'll be fun.
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What happened to being honest ?
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I think you would love it,
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and that would honestly actually
make it fun for me.
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That is truly the most romantic thing
that anyone has ever said to me.
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Toxic ladies always have
the nicest houses.
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Oh, wait. Uh, did you...
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Did you tell Nathan that I'm coming,
too ?
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Of course, he knows if I'm coming,
you're coming.
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No, but did you say it specifically ?
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Don't tell me that I'm the one,
I'm the one. Just, you tell me !
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- Hello ?
- Hi. It's me.
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Are you good if we come,
meaning Bo and me ?
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- Yes, of course.
- Great.
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Hi !
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Uh, hi.
So nice of you to have us.
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So, we're doing full-on, straight-up,
a hundred percent honesty.
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Do you have any issue with Bo
or me being with Bo ?
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I'm putting you on speakerphone.
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I seriously have no issue.
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Even though we know you used to have
feelings for me and we used to "date" ?
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Um, yes, I have no issue because we
have no connection except as friends.
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- Zero romantic connection.
- Exactly.
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I'm basically throwing up thinking
about us being anything but friends.
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Same. I'm gagging.
Like, in a bad way.
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Okay, thank you.
Goodbye. Love you as a friend only.
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Oh, shit. Um, I'll be right back.
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You're embarrassing.
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Oh, my God ! Hi !
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- Hey, thank you for having us.
- Well. Ha-ha.
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No, the more, the merrier.
I never know what's going on.
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- Your house is so nice.
- That photo backdrop is iconic.
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It's a reminder of how differently
my husband and I see the world.
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- Hi !
- Hey !
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- Oh, my God, you look so good !
- Dude, your outfit.
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- Hello ! Hi !
- Hi, mama !
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Not at all related to the drugs
and the alcohol
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that's fucking with my mind right now,
I'm so happy to see you guys.
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Do you know why I love you ?
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I mean, there's, like, a million
reasons that pop into my head.
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Hi. Um, something happening
you need to come deal with.
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Wait, can a bitch praise me first ?
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Guys, there's cake pops !
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Oh, shoot.
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Do you think they're the happiest ones
here or the saddest ?
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You are legit mad at them.
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Duh. They threw away
an entire sisterhood
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because a wavy-haired man-child
existed.
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Should I confront them ? I decided
I'm gonna confront them.
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- Not tonight, though.
- Okay.
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'Cause I have respect for society.
But soon.
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Well, we support you.
You let bitches know.
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Bitches will be let known.
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Bitches are already letting things be
known that shouldn't be known,
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and that's all I'll say.
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What things ?
And what bitches ?
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I'm not saying any more
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except that the bitch is Naomi
and the thing is The Thing,
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and she straight-up told Cooper
on Percocet.
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- Oh, shit.
- Wait, really ?
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So now we have a ticking time bomb
in the form of a straight twink.
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I'm, like, kinda stunned by this.
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Yep... and drugs be drugs,
but betrayal be betrayal.
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Let's go before I get hostile
with my ex.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm fine.
The jacket's fine.
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Why is Valentine's Day always destined
for everything to go to fucking shit ?
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- No, don't say that. What's wrong ?
- I don't want to get into it.
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I can see in your Nathan-y eyes that
you need human touch,
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but if your mom saw me hug you,
she would actually stab me.
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- I can give you a pretend hug, though.
- That would be really nice.
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Okay.
I'm pretend hugging you right now,
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and it's making today feel
a little less shitty.
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I felt the hug. And, um, thank you.
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- Hi.
- I'll catch you guys later.
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Okay. Hey, are you okay ?
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Was she just cunty to you ?
'Cause I will be so cunty to her.
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- No.
- Seriously, what did she say ?
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No, um, uh...
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did you... I don't think
she knows the whole thing was made up.
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Well, yeah, I'm sure he just said,
like, "We broke up," you know ?
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Oh, okay. I didn't get that, 'cause,
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yeah, she was just kind of like,
"What the fuck are you doing here ?"
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- But now I get why.
- I'm sorry.
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I'd bet actual money
she's a Capricorn, though.
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Did you tell her ? Like, I don't care,
but, you know, for Nathan's sake...
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No, definitely. He's, um...
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He's great.
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What's going on ?
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Fuck.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay. But, like, for what ?
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Everybody, come on !
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Let's just take
this picture now, okay ?
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- Hi. Hey. Um, what's happening, huh ?
- Come on !
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Chester ! Let's go !
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Ready ? Come on. Let's go take
a picture. We're in Paris.
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- Okay, on three. Everyone say...
- I think you're doing it.
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- Oh, this shit's kind of awesome.
- ..."L'amour is in the air."
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One. Two. Three.
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Are we good ?
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L'amour is in the air !
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Oh, muddersucker !
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Oh, it looks like God might be
on my side for this one.
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Yeah, I wasn't exactly taking into
account the whole wind factor.
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Nathan, come help your father.
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What ?! You know how I feel about
this backdrop, Mark.
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It's this ironic comedy thing.
I just don't understand.
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And does it have to be just
front and center like this ?
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Wait, are we actually using
this thing ?
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- Your father wants to.
- Sick.
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Aha. See ?
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"Sick" means good.
I told you- I got the instinct.
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If by "instinct" you mean
the design sense of a teenager,
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then I couldn't agree more.
But people will still use this
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if it's just a little tucked
behind the pool house, right ?
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- Probably not.
- Are you sure you agree with that ?
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With... myself ? Yeah.
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Okay, you know what ?
Do what you want. You will anyway.
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I don't understand why this backdrop
bothers you so much.
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Because I put a lot of work into
this party, Mark.
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And when you say,
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"Why can't we have this tacky eyesore
in the middle of everything ?"
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and just dismiss all my hard work-
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I'm not.
I'm not dismissing all your work.
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I'm just saying that maybe
since this is a party for the kids,
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it might be worth doing something
they enjoy.
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- Right, because you know them so well.
- 'Cause I'm trying to.
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Hi. Do you need any help
with the camera stuff ?
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- Did Megan send you ?
- No.
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Oh, yeah, okay. No, it's- um,
everything's turning out white.
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- Um, can I look ?
- Yeah, yes.
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Thanks for being such a good friend
to Nathan.
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Oh, my God, no, he's the one
who's a good friend to me.
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I would literally be living in a ditch
if it wasn't for him.
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- Really ?
- Yeah.
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He's... yeah, he's amazing.
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- It might be the shutter speed.
- Yeah, God, that's so nice to hear.
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I mean, like,
I know he's a really good kid,
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but, like,
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you never show your whole self
to your family.
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And, I mean, I know that's what it is
to be a teenager, but...
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Sometimes I just want to say,
"Hey,
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I want to know the other parts of you,
too."
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But you can't say that.
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Oh, okay. I think it is fixed.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- Thanks.
- Well, I will see you later.
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- Bonjour. Mwah.
- Welcome to your party.
236
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,000
Our party ? This is your party.
237
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:49,480
Yeah, uh-huh, because you swindled us
into hosting it, mister.
238
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,320
Ah, well, how is Naomi with the whole
three-person... whatever you call it ?
239
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,640
My living nightmare ? Great.
Thanks for reminding me.
240
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,360
Arianna was all torn up about it.
We keep telling her,
241
00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:01,120
"Hon, it's just a mean girl sexual
phase your friends are going through."
242
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,720
- Pat.
- What ? It's Megan. We can be honest.
243
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,200
- Anyway, happy Valentine's Day.
- Thank you.
244
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,320
Doing anything after ?
245
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,720
Well, just taking the love of my life
to our fave little romantic eatery.
246
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,800
Oh, that's sweet.
This holiday's Fight City for us.
247
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,840
Oh, who believes in romance
after forty anyway ?
248
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,680
I do. If I want a little
something-something later
249
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,840
'cause it's Valentine's Day, is that
too crazy to hope for ?
250
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,200
Oh. That's your definition of romance ?
I mean...
251
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,760
My definition of romance is something
pleasant between a husband and a wife.
252
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,640
The bar is as low
as it could possibly be,
253
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,400
yet I'm the only one
still holding it up.
254
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,160
Wow, this is one cynical crowd.
255
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,800
- We just haven't started drinking yet.
- Alright, well, you fix that.
256
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,120
I go take pictures of the young folks
who still think life is worth living.
257
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,200
You do that, honey.
258
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:47,920
You go "hang out" with the
teenagers and be sick together.
259
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,600
We're so cute !
Oh, my God, wait.
260
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,640
Great, and just whatever- you know.
261
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,360
- Dad, don't direct.
- Just pretend I'm not here.
262
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:58,920
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Uh, can I--
- It's fine. I'm fine. No.
263
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,160
- Get a napkin ?
- No, it's fine.
264
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:03,000
- Please. Let me. This is my fault.
- Stop. Thank you. It's really fine.
265
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,200
Just stop !
266
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,360
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
but I'm fine.
267
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,800
The jacket's fine.
268
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:16,160
- It's just, you know, you can imagine.
- Sure.
269
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,360
Um, wait, what ?
270
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:22,280
Look, I don't blame you or hold it
against you at all, you know ?
271
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,400
I really don't.
I'm a thousand years old.
272
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,000
I'm very slow,
273
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,440
but this date-it-and-replace-it
generation of yours is just...
274
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:36,800
He's my son, you know ? So, you know,
of course my talons come out.
275
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,840
But Chester just broke Nathan's heart.
276
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,320
And here he is.
277
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,240
Eating the oysters.
278
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,080
- Dad, come take photos of us.
- Okay.
279
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,800
I'm hugging you right now, and it's
making today feel a little less shitty.
280
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:56,800
I felt the hug.
281
00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:00,280
- Should I ?
- Yeah, no, wait, you come here.
282
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,640
Alright !
283
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,480
Are you okay ?
284
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,600
Dad, I really don't think that's gonna
be a good angle.
285
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,840
- Can you just, like, do normal ?
- What's normal ?
286
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,160
- Just normal !
- Alright.
287
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,640
Normal.
288
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,760
No, um...
289
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,800
That's great.
You look great.
290
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,800
How long has Chester been dating
that boy ?
291
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:20,880
Like...
292
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,440
Yeah, well, you don't have to--
293
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,560
Yeah, do that, but, like, point up
to it or something.
294
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:28,840
Oh ! Tip the Eiffel Tower. Oh, yeah.
295
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:32,440
Oh, no. Where did that come from ?
296
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,480
I want the backdrop gone.
297
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,200
What ?
298
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:40,560
Why do you feel the need to torture me
like this ? I want it gone.
299
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,760
- What just happened, Meg ?
- Please just take it down !
300
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:43,840
The kids like it.
301
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,240
Well, the kids like a lot of things
302
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,160
that they will later grow to hate
and be very ashamed of,
303
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,800
and this is one thing I am very certain
about. Please.
304
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:53,760
Please. I am asking you to listen to me
just this once. Please.
305
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,480
- Tell me what just happened.
- Take it down.
306
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:59,040
No ! It makes the kids happy.
I want the kids to be happy.
307
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:05,000
Okay, gotcha. We'll just go on living
a big fucking lie.
308
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:09,280
Come on, everybody ! Let's just take
these pictures now, okay ?
309
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,000
Let's go take a picture.
We're in Paris.
310
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,600
I think you're doing it.
311
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,480
Okay, you ready ?
312
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,720
On three.
Everybody say,
313
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,920
"L'amour is in the air."
314
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:37,400
One. Two. Three.
315
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,560
L'amour is in the air !
316
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,800
Oh, shit. Oh, I will call you back.
317
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,880
Oh, muddersucker !
318
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:53,480
Do you think Greta heard me
when I said she looked great ?
319
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,080
I don't know.
320
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,760
She's probably just still mad at me.
I was such a bitch to her last week.
321
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,320
Nathan, come help your father. What ?!
322
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,920
My poor dad.
I think something's up with him.
323
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,440
He keeps looking at me weird, like
he wants to have some kind of, like,
324
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,800
deep, meaningful conversation with me,
and I'm just like,
325
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,640
"Um, hi, please leave me alone."
326
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,200
...be just front and center like this ?
327
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,560
- Wait, are we using this thing ?
- Your father wants to.
328
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,520
- Sick.
- Aha. See ?
329
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,520
"Sick" means good. I told you.
I got the instinct.
330
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,160
Greta I have something to ask you
when you're here ?
331
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:27,240
... then I couldn't agree more.
But people will still use this
332
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,840
if it's just a little tucked
behind the pool house, right ?
333
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,920
Probably not.
334
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,360
- Are you sure you agree with that ?
- With... myself ? Yeah.
335
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,480
Okay, you know what ?
Do what you want. You will anyway.
336
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,520
I don't understand why this
backdrop bothers you so much.
337
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,240
Because I put a lot of work
into this party...
338
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,040
Hey, um, do you have any of those
gummies left ?
339
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,400
Mm, I think maybe in my safe.
340
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,240
Okay, 'cause tonight's gonna be
stressful,
341
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,920
and now that I have anxiety or
whatever,
342
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,680
I'm probably gonna need to
self-medicate. Wait, that's your safe ?
343
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,160
Stealth.
344
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,920
It's okay that I said what I said
to Cooper, right ?
345
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,280
- Honestly, no.
- Right, obviously.
346
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:11,080
That was really bad of me,
but I was on drugs,
347
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,440
so it would be worse to admit it 'cause
it wasn't intentional. It happened.
348
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,480
Yeah, but it doesn't really matter
that it wasn't intentional-
349
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,280
Exactly ! It wasn't.
350
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,560
You're so right. I've been beating
myself up over it 'cause I'm me,
351
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,760
but I shouldn't let myself feel guilty
about it.
352
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:29,280
Riley. Hi. Could you come down
and help Mark with his camera, please ?
353
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:33,240
Thank you. And act like I didn't say
anything, okay ?
354
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,360
Thanks for the gummy.
355
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,440
- Your house is so nice.
- That photo backdrop is iconic.
356
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:48,840
It's a reminder of how differently
my husband and I see the world.
357
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:56,600
Hi ! Bitch, Look at you !
You look so good ! Thank you.
358
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,920
- Hello !
- Hi, mama !
359
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,480
Not at all related to the drugs
and alcohol
360
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:04,440
that are fucking with my mind right
now, I'm so happy to see you guys.
361
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,600
Do you know why I love you ?
362
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,880
I mean, there's, like, a million
reasons that pop into my head.
363
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,360
Hi. Something happening you need
to come deal with.
364
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,560
Wait, can a bitch praise me first ?
365
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,800
Oh, my God, these gummies
are so fucking strong.
366
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:22,560
Okay, so, uh, basically, um,
your dad's outside. With Janelle.
367
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,480
- What ? He's here ?
- Yeah.
368
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,360
Right now, right here. Right now...
369
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,360
in the best way that we can possibly
handle this situation.
370
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:38,120
- What are you doing here ? !
- I knew you should've told her.
371
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,640
Look, your mom was invited,
but she elected not to come,
372
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,200
so we delayed our trip,
and now we're here.
373
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,640
Look, girl, my parents, they were shit
at showing up for me, so-
374
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,320
Okay, thank you. Thank you very much.
Please go.
375
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,800
Whoa, listen. Hold on.
Hey, this has got to stop ! Hey, honey.
376
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:58,560
- Janelle and I are together, okay ?
- Awesome. You're not coming in.
377
00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,640
Sweetie, sweetie-
378
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:04,040
Also, this is not what showing up is !
That's...
379
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,440
No, I just- I kind of feel like
my parents might miss it.
380
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:16,160
They're not going to. Also, we can just
fill it back up with water after.
381
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,720
Drink. Drink it.
382
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,240
- I'm sorry about your dad coming.
- I fucking hate him.
383
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:31,040
And then there's your dad, who's, like,
so sweet.
384
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:34,080
Drink.
Fucking drink.
385
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,320
I see my dad, I'm like,
386
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,120
"You're an asshole,
and you treat my mom like shit,
387
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,320
and then I just end up doing the same
shitty things that you do."
388
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,280
It's so fucked up how you just, like,
hate your parents.
389
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:47,040
You hate them so much,
and then you just, like, are them.
390
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,160
- You're not him.
- I am.
391
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,320
No, you're not. You're fine.
392
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,760
Really ? Because that night that Greta
freaked out on me, I hooked up
393
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,600
with... Luz.
394
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,240
So, you see ?
395
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:01,520
I don't have to be fucked up
to do bad things. I just do them.
396
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,000
What ?
397
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,680
It's just, why wouldn't you tell me ?
398
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,600
- Because it's not about you.
- Okay, but I tell you everything.
399
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,360
Oh, my God !
I'm telling you this huge thing
400
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,680
and you're just mad
because I didn't tell you sooner !
401
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,320
Also, you're judging me for drinking,
402
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:23,360
but you do nothing but get shitfaced
all the time !
403
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,320
Fuck.
404
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,560
Drugs be drugs,
but betrayal be betrayal.
405
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,200
What's wrong with me ?
406
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:35,680
'Cause, like, I thought that
you liked me, so just...
407
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:39,200
- What's wrong with me ?
- Nothing.
408
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,760
Um, there's nothing wrong with you.
409
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,720
Actually...
410
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,040
I wanted to tell you that-
411
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,040
Hi. Having fun ?
412
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,320
- I'm gonna-
- Oh, I'm sorry.
413
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,760
- Are you okay ?
- Yeah, I'm good.
414
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,560
Oh, good. You still don't want to tell
your parents
415
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,000
about our little heart-to-heart, huh ?
416
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,720
No, I just- I have to- yeah,
I'll just talk to them.
417
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,120
Okay.
418
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,760
God. You know, that boy,
419
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,880
he's lucky I'm as reserved and
conflict-averse as I am,
420
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,880
because in another world,
I would go over there with a broomstick
421
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,560
and I would run off any kid
who broke my son's heart.
422
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,760
- What ?
- What ?
423
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:36,080
Oh, no, the broomstick thing
was- that was funny.
424
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,880
No.
425
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,520
That's not it.
426
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,760
Something's not right.
427
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,800
I don't know.
428
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,840
It's a mother thing, you know ? You...
429
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,960
you know something's off.
430
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,480
You're just not sure
what the off thing is.
431
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,880
How long has Chester been dating
that boy ?
432
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,280
Oh. I see.
433
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,800
So Nathan made it all up.
434
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,920
No. No.
435
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,240
Can you not say anything ?
436
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,640
Can you please ?
437
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,400
Oh, yeah. Uh, no.
Where did that come from ?
438
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,680
I want the backdrop gone.
439
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:46,800
Hi, hi. I am so sorry. That was
literally, like, so shitty of me.
440
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,600
I would never judge you, and the whole
time we've known each other,
441
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,360
you've done nothing but, like, accept
me and not judge me,
442
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,560
and that's, like,
the literal definition of friendship.
443
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,920
So, um...
444
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,320
HAPPY V DAY
TO MY FAVORITE PERSON !!!
445
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,720
Makes the kids happy.
I want the kids to be happy.
446
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,360
Just go on living a big fucking lie.
447
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,240
Okay, everybody !
448
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,960
Let's just
take this picture now, okay ?
449
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,040
- I have to te--
- Come on.
450
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,320
Come on ! Let's go !
451
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,000
- Okay, everybody. On three.
- We're in Paris !
452
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,960
Everybody say, "L'amour is in the air."
453
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,720
One, two...
454
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,000
There's something I kinda know that
I kinda need to tell you.
455
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,760
...three.
L'amour is in the air !
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