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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,800 {\an8}Halo. 2 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:12,040 {\an8}Siapa yang memesan... 3 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,000 Ini pizaku. 4 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,120 - Kecil sekali? - Tidak tahu. 5 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,040 - Tidak tahu. - Cuma dua juga. 6 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,240 - Tidak tahu. - Berani berantem? 7 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:24,760 - Tidak. - Melawan dia? 8 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,720 Aku tidak berani melawanmu. 9 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,040 Sama. 10 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:36,080 PARA AMATIR 11 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,840 FICO PREMAN 12 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,280 Sudahlah. Cukup. 13 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,240 Jangan takut. 14 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,000 Saya akan bawa dia pulang. 15 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,520 Kita semua akan pulang, 16 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:19,840 pada saatnya nanti. 17 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:23,840 Orang gila. 18 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,560 Sini kau. 19 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,520 - Saya, Bang? - Ya, kau. Sini. 20 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,440 - Kenapa, Bang? - Minta uang. 21 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:39,680 Berapa? 22 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,160 Dua puluh ribu. 23 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,120 Astaga, Bang. 24 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,000 Saya sehari jajan cuma sepuluh ribu. 25 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,400 Baik. Sepuluh ribu. 26 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,280 Abang telat memalak. 27 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,240 Andai pagi sebelum sekolah. 28 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:50,640 Masih ada uangnya, Bang. 29 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,000 Sudah habis untuk jajan, Bang. Tinggal dua ribu. 30 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,320 Baik. Dua ribu. 31 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,640 Begini, Bang. 32 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,440 Rumah saya jauh, Bang. 33 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,880 Empat gang lagi dari sini. 34 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,400 Mesti naik angkot dua kali. 35 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,680 Sekali jalan 2,500, Bang. 36 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,160 Berarti saya butuh goceng. 37 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,560 - Goceng itu berapa? - 5,000. 38 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,960 - Abang punya? - Punya. 39 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:08,880 - Ada? - Ada. 40 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,120 Gocengnya untuk saya. 41 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,160 Saya beri dua ribu. 42 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,920 - Begitu? - Ya. 43 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:14,880 - Baik. - Terima kasih, Bang. 44 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,320 Bang, ini sepertinya bagus untuk kutuku. 45 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:20,519 Memangnya banyak kutu? 46 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,600 - Ini berapa? - Dua ribu. Ambil saja. 47 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,320 - Bang yang ini... - Hei! 48 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,560 Aku barusan dipalak. 49 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:26,480 Untung goceng. 50 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,360 - Di mana? - Itu, sama gajah Afrika. 51 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,120 - Itu, cepat. - Ayo! 52 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,800 - Aku mau dipalak. - Aku juga mau dipalak. 53 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,360 - Seperti dia. - Palak aku. 54 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,680 - Ada 10,000. - Palak terus. 55 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,400 Koko. 56 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,400 Penarimu boleh juga. 57 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,360 - Itu pasti. - Ya. 58 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,000 Aku mau bawa pulang itu. 59 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,520 Cari orang lain saja. 60 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,040 Itu jatahku. 61 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,640 BABE MESIN CINTA 62 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,320 Ini uang buatan manusia, Be? 63 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,800 Jangan dipegang. 64 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,840 Kalau kau silat mata, kuambil satu atau dua lembar. 65 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:23,920 Jangan. 66 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,720 Kau bagaimana, Co? Punya uang? 67 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,080 Penghasilanku pasang surut, Be. 68 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,840 Ini kehidupan petarung jalanan. 69 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,320 Gebarlah kekerasan. 70 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,440 Tadi aku mengalami kekalahan. 71 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,320 Kena banyak pukulan dari anak-anak SMP. 72 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,120 Aku punya uang lima ember. 73 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:41,360 Ember besar semua. 74 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,320 Coba kulihat. 75 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,120 Sebentar. Sekarang belum ada. 76 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,560 Merampok bank dulu. 77 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,440 BINTANG TAMBANG MOSTER 78 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,640 Aku serius mau merampok bank. Ikut? 79 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:52,680 Ini sepertinya seru. 80 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,080 Kalau soal merampok, aku jagonya. 81 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,440 Justru aku khawatir. 82 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,440 Kalau tidak ada profesional sepertiku, 83 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,760 malah jadi kacau. 84 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:01,600 Pokoknya aku harus ikut. 85 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,400 Sekarang, kita merampok bank apa? 86 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,720 Bagaimana kalau misalkan kita merampok Bank INI? 87 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,000 Jangan Bank INI. 88 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,040 Itu bank tetanggaku. Tidak enak. 89 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,160 Lebih baik merampok Bank ITU saja? 90 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,320 Kalau Bank ITU banyak satpamnya. 91 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,880 Bagaimana kalau misalnya Bank SITU? 92 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,000 Bank SITU angker. 93 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,240 Banyak setan. 94 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,240 Lebih baik merampok Bank INI saja. 95 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,520 Tadi kau bilang itu punya tetanggamu. 96 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:25,440 Tidak. 97 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,200 Tetanggaku orangnya sombong. 98 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:28,600 Jarang menegur. 99 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,000 Kita rampok saja. 100 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,200 - Baik. - Baiklah. 101 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,640 Setuju, ya, Bank INI? 102 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,160 - Baik, setuju. - Setuju? 103 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,480 - Lawan? - Lawan. 104 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,520 Kenapa bawa gir, Co? 105 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,000 Memangnya tawuran SMP? 106 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,880 Yang seperti ini tidak usah kau bawa, Co. 107 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,600 Membuat malu saja. 108 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,160 Macam anak SMP saja. 109 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:55,120 Kau kira kalau kita melewati bank itu tidak berbunyi? 110 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,800 Di pintu bank ada kotak itu. 111 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,280 Itu akan berbunyi. 112 00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,440 Sebentar. 113 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,840 Kita tidak pernah pegang uang banyak. 114 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,840 Setelah merampok, dapat uang banyak. Kaget dan pingsan. 115 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:05,960 Lalu, masuk ICU. 116 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,480 Tidak jadi happy ending. 117 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,040 Segala hal harus bertahap. Dari bawah. 118 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,760 Sedikit demi sedikit. 119 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,360 Lama-lama jadi sakit. 120 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:15,360 Apa itu? 121 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:16,840 Pegang ini. 122 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:18,320 Pegang. 123 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,040 Ini. 124 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,640 Masukkan. 125 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:28,880 Ini juga, ya? 126 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,120 - Tinggalkan itu! - Ini... 127 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,800 - Sudah diberi pistol. - Buang. 128 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:32,960 Ini untuk apa? 129 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:35,720 Entah gir becak mana yang kau curi. 130 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,520 Ayo jalan. 131 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:36,159 Semuanya tiarap! 132 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,320 Dompet, ponsel, masukkan! 133 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:39,440 Tiarap! 134 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,440 Masukkan ke tas itu! 135 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:46,520 Cepat! Mau mati? 136 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,640 - Cepat. - Tiarap. 137 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,880 Tidak usah takut. Ada saya, Nek. 138 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,000 Tenang saja. 139 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,160 Ini apa-apaan? 140 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,600 Dasar, badanmu besar seperti kerbau. 141 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:02,080 Bijimu kecil! 142 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,120 Besar. 143 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,560 Badanmu saja yang besar. 144 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,600 Masukkan! 145 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,040 Masukkan! 146 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,720 Cepat! 147 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:17,640 Hei! 148 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,160 Kau sedang apa? 149 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,720 Ayo ikut, Bang, digoyang. 150 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:26,760 Digoyang apa, kau mau mati? 151 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:27,760 Bang. 152 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:30,040 Jangan. Aku cuma pengisi acara di bank ini. 153 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,200 Pengisi acara apa? 154 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,800 Memang pengisi acara bank ini. 155 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,320 Disuruh goyang-goyang saja. 156 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,600 Goyang-goyang. Memangnya ini acara lebai di TV itu? 157 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,760 Kau mau tiarap, apa mau mati? 158 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,880 - Cepat! Mau mati? - Tiarap! 159 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,120 Begitu baru benar! 160 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,280 Lambat sekali! 161 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,960 Masukkan semuanya ke tas itu. 162 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,120 Masukkan ke tas! 163 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,560 Tiarap di sana. 164 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,360 Kenapa yang ini tidak tiarap? 165 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,560 Hei, tiarap. 166 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:06,880 Katanya jangan bergerak? 167 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,120 Ini tidak bergerak, Mas. 168 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:09,680 Ko. 169 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,800 Ka ko. Mau mati? Kutembak kepalamu. 170 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:13,840 Nest. 171 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,560 Kau ini bagaimana? Kalau cantik seperti ini, 172 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:17,640 beda pendekatan. 173 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,120 Menembaknya juga beda. Biar lebih klimaks. 174 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,160 Apa maksudnya? 175 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,280 Klimaks? Memangnya itu benar? 176 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,000 Paling sekali sentuh langsung keluar. 177 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,760 Si hitam ini berengsek. 178 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,760 Selalu cari masalah denganku. 179 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,440 - Nanti kutembak. - Coba saja. 180 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,800 - Berani? - Tembak. 181 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:34,800 Hei! 182 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,920 Ingat. Ada tiga hal yang bisa memecah belah. 183 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,880 Harta, takhta... 184 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,280 - Wanita. - Wanita. 185 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,280 Benar. 186 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,080 - Fokus kerjanya. - Salam super. 187 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,040 Salam super. 188 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,600 Ini. Tiarap semuanya! 189 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:50,880 Tiarap semuanya! 190 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,800 Ada ponsel. 191 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,160 Ponsel siapa ini? 192 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,120 Kenapa membuang ponsel? 193 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,040 Tiarap semuanya! 194 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,480 Hei! 195 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:26,720 Berani sekali kalian merampok di bank ini. 196 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:27,840 Berani kalau maju! 197 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:28,880 Maju! 198 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,200 Dia pakai gir, bukan? 199 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,560 Kau tidak percaya. 200 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,320 Berani sekali kalian. 201 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,840 Maju! 202 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,200 Aku pikir kalian takut? 203 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,560 Mundur! 204 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,280 Maju apa mundur? 205 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,720 Apa? Mundur. 206 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,680 Berani sekali kalian. Maju. 207 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:45,920 Hei! 208 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,400 Apa lagi ini? 209 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:48,600 Tiarap itu tengkurap. 210 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,560 Bukan terlentang. Seperti komodo. 211 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:51,760 Tengkurap! 212 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,040 Ya, Bang. Ampun, Bang. Jangan. 213 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,000 Ampun, Bang. 214 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,160 Mana satpam tadi? 215 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,520 Sayang anak. 216 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,040 Siap-siap. 217 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,040 Sebentar kuberi kode, kita serang, ambil uangnya. 218 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,480 Sekarang, aku memutar lewat belakang. Nanti kita kepung. 219 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,200 - Ya? - Ya. 220 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,360 Unta. Cepat pasang komputermu. 221 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:19,360 Retas brankasnya. 222 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,040 Kenapa rasis memanggilku unta? 223 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,160 Karena aku Arab? 224 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,080 Masa pakai nama asli? 225 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,360 Nanti orang tahu kau Kemal, aku Ernest, dia Ari. Cepat. 226 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,720 Kau unta, dia hitam, aku Andy Lau. 227 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,120 Enak sekali memanggilku hitam, tapi kau Andy Lau. 228 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,160 Terlalu bagus. 229 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,800 Kalau saya hitam, berarti kau... 230 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,160 - Sipit. - Benar. Sipit. 231 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:39,320 Sipit. 232 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:40,840 Terserah! 233 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,160 Ayo, cepat ke sana! 234 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:47,960 Ri. 235 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:49,880 Kau itu berisik! 236 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,280 Sepi, Bos. 237 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,480 Kalau sepi saya galau. Bosan. 238 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,080 Kalau galau kenapa harus boros? Boros peluru. 239 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,160 Tidak usah terlalu perhitungan. 240 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,080 Harus perhitungan, Ri. 241 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,640 Beli peluru pakai uang siapa? 242 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,720 - Uang siapa? - Patungan. 243 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:14,280 PARA GANGSTER 244 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,560 Tujuan hidup itu apa? 245 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,280 Astaga, Ri. Kenapa perlu membahas yang begini lagi? 246 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,800 Tidak. Dengarkan dulu. 247 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,440 Saya kemarin membaca. 248 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,800 Kita dalam hidup harus bisa bahagia. 249 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,120 Selama kita jadi penjahat, 250 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,160 jujur saya tidak pernah bahagia. 251 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,280 Biar bahagia harus apa? 252 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,440 Mungkin kita bisa berhenti. 253 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,880 Cari pekerjaan halal. 254 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,160 Kau pikir gampang cari pekerjaan halal? 255 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,400 Kau mau kerja apa? 256 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:40,600 Kerja apa saja. 257 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,240 Apa? 258 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,200 Keahlianmu main pisau. Mau apa? Jadi Mantri Sunat? 259 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,320 Kalau memang halal, 260 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,520 tidak masalah. 261 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,320 Kau bisa doa Mantri Sunat? 262 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:51,640 Doa apa? 263 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:55,280 Mau makan saja ada doanya. Apa lagi mau memotong... 264 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:56,720 Begini saja. 265 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,760 Jangan terlalu banyak memikirkan pekerjaan. 266 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:00,960 Dengarkan aku. 267 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,040 Kau sudah terlahir jadi penjahat. Terima saja. 268 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,840 Hei, Kawan. 269 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,480 Ya. 270 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:34,800 Hai. 271 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,720 Ini makan siang untukmu. 272 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,480 Bermain saja dengan temanmu. Umi tunggu di sini. 273 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,640 Lebih baik Umi pulang. 274 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,600 Serius. 275 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,200 - Sungguh? - Sungguh. 276 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:49,640 Serius. Lebih baik pulang. 277 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,840 Umi di sini saja. 278 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,640 Jangan, Uni. 279 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,120 Kemal sudah besar. Mereka akan antar pulang. 280 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,480 Umi pulang saja. 281 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,600 Jam berapa kira-kira selesai? 282 00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,920 Umi jemput lagi di sini? 283 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,960 Tidak usah. Umi pulang saja. 284 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,440 Pulang sekarang. 285 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,440 Aku pulang bersama mereka. 286 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,720 - Ya? - Baik. Tapi ingat. 287 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,560 Jangan jongkok di kloset duduk. 288 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,280 Ingat. 289 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,480 Satu lagi, tidak boleh narkoba. 290 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,120 Astaga. Umi cerewet sekali. 291 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,600 Kenapa dinasihati malah membantah? 292 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,560 Mau jadi anak durhaka? 293 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,400 - Mau jadi batu? - Tidak. 294 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,880 - Batu? - Damai. 295 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,240 Baik. Makan sampai habis. 296 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,800 - Awas, jangan dibuang. - Pasti. 297 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,760 - Cium tangan dulu. - Ya. 298 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,120 Apa-apaan kau, Hitam? 299 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,000 Ayo, Umi pulang saja. 300 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,000 Mari. 301 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,800 - Hati-hati. - Sungguh? 302 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,920 - Asalamualaikum, Umi. - Alaikum salam. 303 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,760 Ini apa-apaan! 304 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,040 Kenapa dibuang? 305 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,840 Ini pemberian orang tua, 306 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,160 setengah mati. 307 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,640 Mau durhaka? 308 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,680 - Mau jadi batu? - Terus. 309 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,400 Mungkin dia tidak suka. 310 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,040 Dia suka Hello Kitty. 311 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,840 Teruskan mengoceh. 312 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,520 Kutembak kepala kalian berdua. Mau? 313 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,960 Bercanda. Makanan. 314 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,040 Santai. 315 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,040 Kamal! 316 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,120 Kenapa dibuang? 317 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,280 Tidak, Umi. 318 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,720 Jatuh. 319 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:28,920 Ya, Umi. 320 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,760 Ayo pergi. 321 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,720 Kemal. 322 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,520 Mau ajak kami ke mana? 323 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,040 Kenapa banyak tanya? 324 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,800 Bukan, saya ada jadwal meeting. 325 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,720 Sok meetang meeting. 326 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,200 Kau bukan meeting. Keriting! 327 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,960 Mal, cepat. Berat. 328 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,560 Tidak usah banyak tanya. Percaya saja. 329 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,800 Kalau tidak percaya, 330 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,000 aku tidak ikut ke sini. 331 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,120 Cepat jelaskan. 332 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,600 Jelaskan, Kemal. Daripada nasimu basi. 333 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,400 Kalian berdua banyak bicara. 334 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,160 Ayo cepat ke sini. 335 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,080 Cepat! 336 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,360 Ke sini. 337 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,720 Sekarang, kalian lihat ke belakangku. 338 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,079 Cepat. 339 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,079 Astaga. Hei. 340 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,599 Jangan seperti itu. 341 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,440 Markas ini bahaya. Kita bisa mati. 342 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,839 Katanya suruh lihat? 343 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,520 Ya, tapi jangan terlalu mencolok. 344 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,359 Lebih baik seolah-olah mengobrol. 345 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,480 Mengobrol. Tertawa. 346 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:22,880 Coba tertawa. Ayo. 347 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,119 Hentikan. Cukup. 348 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,800 Jelek. Sepertinya kalian harus sekolah akting. 349 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,280 Makanya jelaskan ada apa sebenarnya? 350 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,240 Begini, Teman-teman semua. 351 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,360 Markas ini... 352 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,000 Markas gembong narkoba, 353 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,240 tersukses se-Tanjung Priok. 354 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,440 Markas ini sedang naik daun. 355 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,560 Seperti ulat sagu? 356 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,280 Kalau melucu terus, kutembak. 357 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,200 Kau tahu dari mana? 358 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,160 Begini. 359 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,920 Aku punya informan orang dalam. 360 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,200 Aku biasanya beli narkoba di dia. 361 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,600 Di dalam sana ternyata banyak uang. 362 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,400 - Uang itu kita rampok. - Tunggu dulu. 363 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,440 Jadi, kau biasa beli narkoba di orang di sana itu? 364 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,040 Itu masalahnya. 365 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,880 Aku cuma bisa beli narkoba di dia. 366 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,640 - Kenapa? - Di bandar lain aku selalu ditolak. 367 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:07,760 Tiap ke bandar lain, 368 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,520 "Kau orang Arab. Kau bersih, kau suci. Pergi." 369 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,680 Selalu begitu. 370 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,160 Padahal tidak semua orang Arab itu bersih. 371 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,200 Seperti aku. 372 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,680 Aku kotor sekali. Aku kurang kotor apa? 373 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:21,160 Kangkung di rumah kuganti jadi daun Bob Marley. 374 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,680 Sayur hijau. 375 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,840 Benar sekali. 376 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,120 Organik. 377 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,160 Maka itu aku mau jadi penjahat. 378 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,760 Kau mau jadi penjahat, 379 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,920 bocah ini mau berhenti jadi penjahat. 380 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,120 Kalian kawin saja! 381 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,160 Kawin dengan dia? Membuat apa? 382 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,160 - Lebih baik dengan ibunya. - Benar. 383 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,400 Dengan ibunya... 384 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,920 Terus. 385 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,600 Teruskan menyebut ibuku. Kubunuh kau. Serius. 386 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,800 - Mau tembak? - Ya. 387 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,240 - Coba tembak. - Kutembak. 388 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,360 Hei! 389 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,400 Mau kerja apa tidak? 390 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,840 - Mau kerja? - Kau mau kerja? 391 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,240 - Kau mau? - Saya mau. 392 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,840 - Aku mau. - Mari bekerja. 393 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:57,800 Baik. 394 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,680 {\an8}ARIE BAYANGAN HITAM 395 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,440 KEMAL UNTA 396 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,520 {\an8}ERNEST AKUNTAN 397 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,320 Ini dia. 398 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,680 Kalian semua mati. 399 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,120 Satu, dua, tiga. 400 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,680 Tiga saja? 401 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,960 Buang peluru sebanyak itu cuma untuk tiga orang? 402 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,520 Tadinya kelihatan banyak. 403 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,200 Ya, rasanya tadi banyak sekali. 404 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,920 Astaga. 405 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,400 Kalau begini caranya, rugi banyak. Boros berapa dari tadi? 406 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,880 Astaga, Ernest. 407 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,800 Dasar koko Mangga Dua. 408 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,680 Perhitungan sekali! 409 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,680 Jangan bawel. Pelurumu pasti habis. 410 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,160 Ambil senapan itu. Apa saja. Cari. 411 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,000 Ada Magnum. 412 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,000 Ini baru senjata besar. 413 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,200 Sesuai dengan orang Arab itunya besar. Benar? 414 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,520 Nest, aku sudah gatal. 415 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,560 Ayo langsung cari biangnya. 416 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,760 - Sudah gatal. - Baik. 417 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,400 - Ayo. - Ayo. 418 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,120 Sebelah sini! 419 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,520 Hei! 420 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,600 Disuruh masuk. 421 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,160 - Masuk? - Masuk. 422 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,280 Tapi rumah ini mewah sekali. 423 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,160 Ini kalau di Arab dosa besar. 424 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,200 Mubazir sekali hidupnya. 425 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,240 Astaga. 426 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,840 Duduk saja. 427 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:11,920 Ari. 428 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,000 Tanya. 429 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,480 Begini, Om. Maksud... 430 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,040 Om, jadi, begini. 431 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,280 Maksud kedatangan... 432 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,680 Ya, lepas. 433 00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,840 Lepaskan. 434 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,280 Begini, Om. 435 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,920 Sudah... 436 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,560 Sudah puas? 437 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:30,920 Tembak-tembakan. 438 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,160 Tentu belum. 439 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,600 Hei, Kemal. 440 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,920 Kenapa kau tembak? 441 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,040 Dia tanya, 442 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,640 "Sudah puas tembak-tembakan?" 443 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,760 Aku belum puas. 444 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,600 Tapi cuma dia yang tahu di mana uangnya disimpan. 445 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,080 Astagfirullahaladzim. 446 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,560 Kau selalu begini. 447 00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,840 Buta huruf. 448 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:01,400 - Astaga. - Om. 449 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,680 - Lupa lagi. - Om. 450 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,120 Bangun. Ayo kita cari. 451 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,760 - Mohon maaf. Khilaf. - Ari. 452 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,040 - Maaf. - Cari di sana. 453 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,800 Astagfirullah. 454 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,080 Cari-cari. Kau main bunuh saja. 455 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,880 Kita tidak tahu brankas di mana, uang di mana... 456 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,800 - Namanya juga khilaf. - Khilaf? 457 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,720 - Makanya berpikir. - Sudahlah. 458 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,840 Kalau tidak dapat uang, tidak apa-apa. 459 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,800 Kita bisa dapat uang lebih banyak. 460 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,880 Kalau ini diikuti. Lihat baik-baik. 461 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,160 "Set Perampokan." 462 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,520 {\an8}"Bank INI." 463 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,080 {\an8}Dapat uang lebih banyak. 464 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,560 Sepertinya sama dengan ini. 465 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,280 Lihat ini. "Bank INI." 466 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,000 "Set Perampokan." Sama. Malah ada strateginya. 467 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,320 Kita rampok saja, Nest. 468 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,960 Bisa dapat uang lebih banyak. 469 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,640 Saya bisa buka warung papeda. 470 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:55,880 Setuju. 471 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,840 Biar aku bisa umrah juga. 472 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:58,960 - Bagaimana? - Pas. 473 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,400 - Angkut? - Ya, bagus. 474 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,760 - Angkut? - Baik. Ambil. 475 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,000 - Ayo. - Akan umrah. 476 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,680 Ini tempat kerjaku. 477 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,320 Sayangku. 478 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,240 Kau pasti terbuka. 479 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,400 Saatnya bekerja. 480 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,040 Buat bayar listrik. 481 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:26,000 Lumayan. Tagihan air juga belum lunas. 482 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,080 Umrah. 483 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,040 Ini dia. 484 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,120 Baik. 485 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,440 PROGRES SELESAI 486 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,160 Jangan. 487 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,280 - Ini alarm. - Hei! 488 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,040 Ini alarm. 489 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,600 Jangan. Kau mau mati? 490 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,240 Aman. Semuanya aman. 491 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,080 Nanti kutembak juga. 492 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,520 Jangan. Turunkan. 493 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,360 Kamu polisi? 494 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,680 - Apa? - Kamu polisi? 495 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,160 - Apa? - Kau polisi? 496 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,720 Apa? 497 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,200 - Keren sekali. - Apa? 498 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,480 Kau keren. 499 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,400 - Apa? - Polisi tuli! 500 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,400 Kau ganteng. 501 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,800 Cek. Permisi, selamat pagi. Bapak-bapak, ibu-ibu yang ada di sini. 502 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,560 Izinkan saya menyumbangkan lagu. 503 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,840 Kek, maaf. 504 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,480 - Kek, maaf. - Saya maafkan. 505 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,680 Nama saya Mbah Kusno. 506 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,320 Dan umur saya 63,2 FM. 507 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,160 Saya ke sini mau menyumbangkan lagu, 508 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,640 menyumbang beras tidak bisa. 509 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,040 Mahal sekarang harganya. 510 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,520 - Lagu... - Bukan apa-apa. 511 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,840 Bukan tidak sopan. Tapi waktunya tidak tepat. 512 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:49,760 Kau lihat ini. 513 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:50,920 Ini lagunya enak. 514 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,280 Mau lagu apa? Bon Jovi? 515 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,440 Metallica? Air Supply? 516 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,400 Betul. Kita dengarkan satu lagu. Untuk hiburan. 517 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,880 - Bosan. Untuk hiburan. - Ini anak muda sekarang. 518 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,440 Ya? Mau lagu apa? 519 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,520 Bon Jovi. 520 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,160 Tidak bisa. 521 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,160 - Bon Jovi tidak bisa. - Metallica. 522 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,960 Bon Jovi saja tidak bisa, apalagi Metallica. 523 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,360 Yang begini tidak bisa. 524 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,480 Kek, cepat! 525 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,720 Lagu dalam negeri, tapi bisa didengarkan internasional. 526 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,840 Siap. Dengarkan. 527 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:30,600 Pernah dengar lagunya. 528 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,160 Pernah dengar apa? Itu kacau. 529 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,160 Cukup. Kek, cukup. 530 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,000 - Anak muda. - Cukup. 531 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,200 Sudahlah, kasihan. 532 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,280 - Dengar satu lagu. - Ini baru anak baik. 533 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,160 Setidaknya bisa dengar orang senang. 534 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,840 Anak muda ini bagus sekali. 535 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,680 - Terserah! - Baik. 536 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,520 Ada apa berisik dari tadi? 537 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,120 Dulu aku suka 538 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,800 Mengganggu orang kerja saja. 539 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:56,800 Dulu 540 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,000 Dulu aku suka padamu 541 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,360 Dulu aku memang suka 542 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,920 Ini baru anak baik. Anak muda. 543 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,640 Calon generasi penerus bangsa. 544 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,760 Tidak seperti itu. 545 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,240 Tidak boleh marah-marah kepada orang tua. 546 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,400 Nanti kalau di neraka disetrika, dicuci... 547 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,520 Yang ini baru benar. 548 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:20,920 Astaga. Apa-apaan ini? 549 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,040 - Santai. - Kenapa harus bicara begitu? 550 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,560 - Tapi orang tua. - Terserah! 551 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,240 Orang tua? Kubunuh saja. 552 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,400 Santai. 553 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,840 - Ini orang tua. - Ya. 554 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,840 Orang tua... 555 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,080 Hei! 556 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,600 Apa-apaan, kau bawa pistol? 557 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:33,520 Kau bersembunyi? 558 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,800 Astaga, Nest. Ri. 559 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:35,920 Ada polisi. 560 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,680 Markas yang mana, Bosku? 561 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,000 Siapa kau? 562 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,560 Mau tahu saja apa mau sekali? 563 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:41,920 Turun! 564 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,280 Kamu tembak, saya juga tembak. Cepat turun. 565 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,080 Saya tembak pipimu! Turun! 566 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,880 Seharusnya begini dari tadi seperti di film. Seru. 567 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,360 Makanya, Polisi, tembak aku biar seru. Cepat. 568 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,920 Bodoh. Polisi? Mana ada polisi pakai topeng? 569 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,080 Saudara, tenang. 570 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:00,800 Polisi juga tenang. 571 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,240 Sebentar lagi, bantuan akan datang. 572 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,000 Tombol alarm sudah saya pencet. 573 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,840 Hei, yang bilang aku polisi siapa? 574 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,640 Tadi aku sudah bilang, jangan tekan tombol itu. 575 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,400 Mati saja kau! 576 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,000 Pistol air, Pak? 577 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,280 Airnya asin. 578 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,040 - Aduh. - Bang. 579 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,160 Minta air, ya? 580 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,320 Airnya kotor, Mas. 581 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,640 Tidak apa-apa. Biar saja. 582 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,680 Itu pedas. 583 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,640 Ini pistol palsu? 584 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,280 Aku mau minum. Haus. 585 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:37,880 Pedas. 586 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,120 Tara. 587 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,880 Halo, saya Mungil. 588 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,200 Mau minta foto? 589 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,200 Ayo. 590 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,360 Di mana mereka? 591 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:42,080 Jangan bergerak. Kalian semua sudah terkepung! 592 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,960 Pakai bahasa Indonesia. 593 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,000 Jangan bergerak. Kalian sudah terkepung! 594 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,320 {\an8}- Ya. - Lapor, Komandan. 595 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,520 {\an8}Gedung kami kepung. 596 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:57,800 {\an8}Izin untuk menyerang. 597 00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,600 Para perampok sudah tertarget. 598 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,240 Sandera aman posisi tiarap. 599 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:02,960 Hantam mereka. 600 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,080 Baik, Komandan. 601 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:08,760 Astaga. 602 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,880 Astaga. 603 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,120 Terima kasih, Sayang. 604 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,200 Astaga. 605 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,000 Ada uang banyak. 606 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,320 Astaga. 607 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,920 Ini lumayan. 608 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,320 Tembak! 609 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,320 Astaga. 610 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,160 Tolong. 611 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,080 Astaga. 612 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,600 Tembak! 613 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,720 Itu apa? 614 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:27,960 Ari, senapan! 615 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,600 Aku. 616 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,480 - Apa ini... Hei! - Maaf. 617 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,000 Awas saja. 618 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,240 Mau apa kau? 619 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,520 - Mati kau. - Awas kau. 620 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,760 Mati! 621 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,960 Tangkap. 622 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,240 Ya, terima kasih. 623 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,320 Ayo, habiskan! 624 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,280 Lagi, Mas! 625 00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,600 Hei, ponsel siapa lagi di belakang itu? 626 00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:40,600 Saya sudah bilang, matikan ponsel. 627 00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,280 Itu siapa? Matikan! 628 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,159 Ari, dari mana suaranya? 629 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,040 Sepertinya dari lukisan itu! 630 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,159 - Mana ada lukisan? - Itu lukisan besar. 631 00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,199 - Spanduk - Ya, spanduk itu. 632 00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:51,480 Hei! 633 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:53,719 Keluar! 634 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,600 Maaf. Tidak sengaja. 635 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:02,720 Maju. 636 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,800 Sini, ke depan. 637 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,640 - Tidak sengaja. - Warkop DKI? 638 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,080 Warkop DKI. 639 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,040 - Bapak Indro? - Ya. 640 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,200 Betul Bapak Indro! 641 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,360 Bapak Indro, kita berpelukan dulu. 642 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,320 Senang sekali bisa bertemu Bapak Indro. 643 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,200 Kehormatan bisa bertemu Bapak Indro. 644 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,080 Kehormatan sekali, Bapak Indro. 645 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:27,520 Film Bapak sangat terkenal! 646 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:28,720 Paling banyak ditonton. 647 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,360 Itu paling menghiasi masa kecil. 648 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,200 Maaf. Saya... 649 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,680 - Saya agak sedikit terharu. - Jadi, ini... 650 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,000 Selebritas? 651 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,720 - Bapak Indro. - Pelawak terkenal? 652 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:39,720 Pelawak terkenal. 653 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,840 - Pelawak? - Indro. 654 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,520 - Masa kau tidak tahu? - Baik. 655 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,600 Begini saja. 656 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,160 Kita suruh dia melawak. 657 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,480 Hitung sampai 10, kalau tidak lucu, tembak. 658 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:50,440 Tidak pakai tembak. Yakin mau tembak dia? 659 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,000 Hitung sampai 10, saya pecahkan kepalamu. 660 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:54,600 Kenapa menodongku? 661 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:57,200 Kau berani menodong dia. Bagaimana? Turun. 662 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,680 Jangan saling todong. 663 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,000 Jangan saling todong. 664 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,640 Santai. 665 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:03,760 Santai saja. 666 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,400 Di luar sudah banyak polisi. 667 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,600 Lihat. 668 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,000 Beda. Tidak seperti kelompok Bang Indro dulu. 669 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,640 Waktu di film CHIPS itu. 670 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:12,760 Keren. 671 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,040 Dia macho. 672 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,720 Tidak seperti polisi di luar. 673 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,920 Sudah terkontaminasi budaya K-Pop. 674 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,800 Tapi ide ceritanya orisinal. Film CHIPS itu. 675 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:21,920 Aku suka. 676 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,120 Ya, betul. 677 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,400 CHIPS. Itu ide saya. 678 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,560 Orisinal sekali idenya. 679 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,840 Saya juga suka film itu. 680 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,600 Yang saya suka dari Warkop itu... 681 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,360 Mereka kebersamaannya kuat. 682 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,440 Mereka solidaritasnya tinggi, selalu kompak. 683 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,640 Makanya sampai akhir tetap solid. 684 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:40,480 Itu kuncinya. 685 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,440 Solid. 686 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,760 Kompak. 687 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,120 Yang saya tahu. dalam sebuah tim, 688 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,120 kita harus bekerja dengan baik bersama-sama. 689 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,680 Bahasa gampangnya kerja sama. 690 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,680 Kenapa kalian tidak membentuk... 691 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,680 MPR. 692 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,080 Apa itu, Pak? 693 00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,200 Majelis Permusyawaratan... 694 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,160 Rampok? 695 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,280 Ya, betul. 696 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,320 Atau DPR? 697 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,640 Itu dia. 698 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,800 Dewan Perwakilan Rampok? 699 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,080 Kompor gas. 700 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,680 Dengan begitu, kita bisa... 701 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,440 bersama-dengan selalu. 702 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,880 Dibagi sama-sama. 703 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,600 Semua orang senang. 704 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,280 Tidak usah saling todong senjata. 705 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,120 Aku setuju dengan bapak ini. 706 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,360 Seharusnya begitu. Daripada saling todong, buat DPR. 707 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,960 Kita semua harus satu suara. 708 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,360 Kalau ditanya ketuanya siapa, jawabannya aku. 709 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,480 Ya? 710 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,560 Kenapa tiba-tiba kau ketuanya? 711 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,960 Kau dari tadi banyak bicara terus. 712 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,200 Aku ketuanya. 713 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,120 Kalau tidak, kuledakkan. Ayo. 714 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:43,320 Berani? Ayo. 715 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,520 Kompornya terlalu mengegas. 716 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,360 Hei, Arab. 717 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,480 Kau kenapa sok jadi teroris? 718 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,520 Itu pembodohan. Semuanya konspirasi. 719 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,160 Kita mau merampok, bukan mengalihkan isu. 720 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,560 Itu kalau meledak, 721 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,440 kau hancur jadi oncom. Untuk apa? 722 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:58,480 Mau jadi oncom? 723 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,200 Maaf, ya. 724 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,400 Fakta membuktikan, 725 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,040 merampok berjamaah itu, 726 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,760 membuat perampoknya selamat. 727 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,120 Begitu. 728 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,480 Jadi, tidak usah saling ancam. 729 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,720 Kita bersatu. 730 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,120 Kita tutup saja ini. 731 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,640 - Ya? - Ya. 732 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,480 Tutup. Ya. 733 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,840 Sayang! 734 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,960 Kita kehabisan amunisi. 735 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,240 Ini, Sayang, kukembalikan uangnya. 736 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,440 Kita bagi rata saja, ya? 737 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:31,880 Itu benar. 738 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:32,960 Kompor gas. 739 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,640 Demi keselamatan kita semua. 740 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:37,000 Kita rela berbagi dan bekerja sama. 741 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,040 Lagi pula, 742 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,880 dengan adanya kami berdua, 743 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,280 kekuatan kalian akan bertambah. 744 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:44,600 Benar juga. 745 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,760 Bangun. 746 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:55,840 Cepat! 747 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,040 Ayo. Mundur semuanya! 748 00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,800 Atau kubunuh sandera di sini! 749 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,040 Mundur semuanya! 750 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,800 Mau lihat mayat segar? Maju! 751 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,000 Ayo maju! 752 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,160 Maju kalau berani! 753 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:07,240 Ayo maju! 754 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,320 Kutantang! Maju! 755 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,840 Aku punya banyak sandera. 756 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,200 Bunuh semuanya! 757 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,320 Hei. Apa ini? 758 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,920 Kenapa buka baju? 759 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,520 Astaga. 760 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,720 Aku harus mandi wajib lagi. 761 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,320 Berengsek. 762 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:25,600 Kenapa dia? 763 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,280 Biasa. Editansil. 764 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,120 Ejakulasi dini tanpa hasil. 765 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,760 Maaf, saya... 766 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,640 ada masalah psikologi. 767 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,840 Saya kalau panik, memang suka telanjang. Maaf. 768 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,760 Hei, pakai bajunya. 769 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,800 Sudah, tidak apa-apa. Kuambilkan. 770 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,280 - Maaf. - Kututupi. 771 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,320 Ada apa ini? 772 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,760 Tidak apa-apa. Buka saja. Kututupi. 773 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:48,880 Ke sana. Ini punyaku. 774 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,360 Aku cari tempat yang aman. 775 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:53,400 Tolong jangan bertindak bodoh. 776 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,640 Saya perlu jaminan 777 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,920 bahwa semua sandera 778 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,720 dalam keadaan baik-baik saja. 779 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,400 Semua sandera aman. 780 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,880 Tadi cuma peringatan. 781 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,000 Jangan macam-macam! 782 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,440 Pegang. Ikut saya, cepat. 783 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:15,160 Edi, tolong jaga sekitar sini. 784 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:27,720 Halo. 785 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,400 Anda pemimpinnya? 786 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,560 Saya anggota DPR di sini. 787 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,080 Anggota DPR? 788 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,880 {\an8}Dewan Perwakilan Rampok. 789 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,240 Baik. 790 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,760 Saya AKP Bunga. 791 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,560 Saya berada di dalam mobil karavan, 792 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,360 yang parkir tepat arah jam 12 793 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,040 di depan gedung Bank INI. 794 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,840 Arah jam 12? 795 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,080 Baik. 796 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,880 Dan kami memonitor semua aktivitas kalian. 797 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,240 Nest, pakai pengeras suara. 798 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,440 Pengeras suara. 799 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,400 Supaya kita juga dengar. 800 00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,400 Ya. 801 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,680 - Benar, begitu. - Baik. 802 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,000 Aturan mainnya standar. 803 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,320 Pokoknya semua sandera 804 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,840 tidak kami celakai. Yang penting semua permintaan kami dituruti. 805 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,360 Mandat utama saya adalah menyelamatkan sandera. 806 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,600 Itu yang paling penting. 807 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,440 Bagus, berarti kita tidak perlu negosiasi lagi. 808 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,480 Semua sandera baik-baik saja. 809 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,400 Asal kalian turuti permintaan kami. 810 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,280 Permintaan kalian apa? 811 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,240 Saya mau... 812 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:25,760 - Mau... - Sebentar. 813 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,840 Saya minta duluan. 814 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,080 Dengarkan saya. 815 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,400 Kapten. 816 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,320 Dengar permintaan saya baik-baik. 817 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,640 Saya minta 818 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,520 ibu kota Negara Republik Indonesia ini 819 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,280 dipindahkan ke Papua sana. 820 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,680 Karena di Papua sana, 821 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,160 pemandangannya indah. 822 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,720 Udaranya juga masih segar. 823 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,480 Tidak seperti Jakarta-mu. 824 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,760 Sudah terlalu padat, macet, 825 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,160 polusi juga banyak. 826 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,720 Sungaimu saja 827 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,200 penuh dengan sampah, kucing mati. 828 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,920 Lebih bagus ibu kota dipindahkan ke Papua. 829 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,400 - Cukup. - Pindahkan ibu kota ke Papua. 830 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,720 Pindah apa? 831 00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,280 Kapten. 832 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,280 Kalau aku tidak muluk-muluk, Kap. 833 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,560 Aku cuma minta tiket konser JKT48. 834 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,200 Tapi duduknya paling depan. Itu saja. 835 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,160 Sepele. 836 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:08,520 Sekalian minta kurma. 837 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,960 Itu bagus. 838 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,560 Kurma juga, Kap. Jangan lupa. 839 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,520 Kalau bisa sekalian kebunnya. 840 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,800 Kalau saya, hanya minta negara ini 841 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,240 bebas dari maksiat, 842 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,920 bebas dari dosa, 843 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,720 dan dibebaskan dari 844 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,720 judi. 845 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,240 Terlalu 846 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,360 Sebentar. 847 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,200 Perempuan dulu. 848 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,160 - Cepat. - Halo. 849 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,960 Aku ingin seseorang yang mengisi hidup aku. 850 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,600 Yang membuat semangat hidupku 851 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,240 makin kencang, Kap. 852 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,240 - Gantian. - Kapten. 853 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,960 Saya mau monorel selesai. Membuat macet tiap hari. 854 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,160 Saya mau Jakarta bebas banjir, Kapten. 855 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,560 Kasihan ibu saya tiap hari angkat kasur. 856 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,560 Aku tidak banyak permintaan. 857 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,160 Kalau aku cuma... 858 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,120 Aku cuma mau pin BB kamu saja. Boleh? 859 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,120 Tapi kalau aku undang, jangan lupa diterima. 860 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:00,880 Piza, ya? 861 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,480 Kasihan para sandera di sini juga sudah lapar. 862 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,920 Pizanya yang pakai keju, 863 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,120 - pakai sosis... - Cukup. 864 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,840 Kap. Yang paling penting, harus ada satu mini bus, 865 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,320 parkir di depan pintu, 866 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,040 tangki bensin penuh. Baik? 867 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,040 - Tangki penuh. - Pizanya cepat, ya? 868 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:16,960 Ya. 869 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:19,360 Pizanya, Kap. Yang banyak. Cepat. 870 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,280 Baik. 871 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,760 Kami akan lihat apa yang bisa dilakukan dengan... 872 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,520 Dengan permintaan kalian yang... 873 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,320 Begini saja. 874 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,120 Untuk menunjukkan iktikad baik, 875 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,560 kami minta Anda membebaskan beberapa sandera, 876 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,560 sambil kami proses permintaan kalian semua. 877 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,240 Halo? 878 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,120 - Sandera? - Sandera? 879 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,400 - Sandera? - Geng. 880 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:44,720 Maaf. 881 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:50,000 Sebagai orang yang banyak makan asam garam dunia, 882 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,280 cuma mau beri tahu. 883 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,520 Iktikad baik itu penting. 884 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:57,360 Apalagi sandera kalian sudah lebih dari cukup. 885 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,160 Kebanyakan juga merepotkan. Sungguh. 886 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,760 Apalagi yang itu. 887 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,640 Sedikit-sedikit buka baju. 888 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,440 Membuat teman kalian juga sedikit-sedikit ke kamar mandi. 889 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,640 Pukul 4,00 sore ini saya juga ada syuting. 890 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,440 Berkurang satu tidak apa-apa. 891 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,440 Tidak apa-apa. 892 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:16,800 Atau mungkin dua. 893 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,800 - Atau tiga. - Om, saya juga. 894 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,120 Om, saya. 895 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,120 Hei! 896 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,280 Saya setuju dengan... 897 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,320 Saya setuju dengan Bapak Indro. 898 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,800 Kita bebaskan dia saja. 899 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,040 Coba lihat Bapak Indro. 900 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,640 Dia orang terakhir di Warkop. 901 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:31,120 Dia harus kita lestarikan. 902 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,720 Astaga. Memangnya aku hewan langka dilestarikan? 903 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,320 Kita bebaskan dia saja. 904 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,960 Supaya dia bisa terus menginspirasi Indonesia. 905 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,440 Dia sudah lihat muka kita. 906 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:41,760 Semuanya. 907 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:42,920 Tidak apa-apa. 908 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,400 Tidak apa-apa. 909 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,080 Meski dia sudah lihat muka kita, 910 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,040 tapi dia itu... 911 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,640 Kau lihat. Muka seperti Bapak Indro ini. 912 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:52,120 Itu muka yang bisa memegang amanah. 913 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:55,080 Bisa. Dua tangan saya pegang. 914 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:56,360 Baik. 915 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,440 Demi komedi Indonesia. 916 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,960 Tertawalah sebelum tertawa itu dilarang. 917 00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,680 Setelah syuting ke sini lagi. 918 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,160 Ya, langsung. 919 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:05,560 Langsung kemari. 920 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,800 Ada jemputan? 921 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,000 - Ada. - Ya. 922 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,000 - Ya. - Pulang. 923 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,040 Ini juga. 924 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,680 Masalah psikologismu membuat timku tidak fokus. Cepat keluar. 925 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:16,760 Nenek itu juga, ya? 926 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,240 Kasihan sudah tua. 927 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,560 Saya jadi iba. 928 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:21,720 Baiklah. 929 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:30,800 Sekarang. 930 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,200 Hei, ini apa-apaan? 931 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,400 Mau dibuka biar disuruh keluar juga? 932 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,800 Mau mati? 933 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,120 Buka, aku suruh keluar, tapi pakai peti mati. 934 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,560 Pakai! 935 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,520 Duduk! 936 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,960 Pakai lagi semuanya. 937 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,160 Pakai lagi. Menghadap tembok. 938 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:58,560 Hei. 939 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:00,280 Tenang saja. 940 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,920 Semua aman terkendali. 941 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,120 Tenang saja. 942 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,280 Sempat-sempatnya cari kesempatan. 943 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,560 Oh, ternyata 944 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,120 Aku sudah cinta kamu 945 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,080 Aku sudah cinta kamu 946 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,560 Sini. 947 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,280 Kamu di sini saja denganku. 948 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,080 Aman. 949 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,920 Ya? 950 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:56,840 ORANG-ORANG ANEH 951 00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,040 ORANG-ORANG ANEH 952 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,520 Hei, buka! 953 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,440 Buka! 954 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,040 {\an8}Tara! 955 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:13,880 {\an8}MONGOL SI MUNGIL 956 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:31,240 Tara. 957 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,800 Merah identik dengan penjahat. 958 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,360 Biru identik dengan lautan yang dalam. 959 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,560 Apabila digabungkan akan menghasilkan warna ungu. 960 00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,600 Makanya, ungu identik dengan janda. 961 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,920 Yaitu kejahatan yang mendalam. 962 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,600 Siapa yang berani macam-macam 963 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,360 dengan lelaki janda? 964 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:24,280 - Dia, Bos. - Dia, Bos. 965 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,880 Badannya cocok. 966 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,480 Kuberi tahu bagaimana rasanya 967 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,120 bertarung dengan seorang ketua geng kapak. 968 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,960 - Kapak! - Ini, Bos. 969 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,200 Ini, Bos! 970 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,640 Siapa takut? 971 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,080 Mati kau. 972 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,080 {\an8}MUDY ORANG BIJAK 973 00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:59,120 Lalu, kau bangga dengan bintang, 974 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,120 serta jabatanmu sebagai ketua? 975 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,160 Pangkat dan jabatan 976 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:04,920 hanyalah ilusi. 977 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:07,880 Yang kadang, 978 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:09,800 membutakan hati, 979 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,520 dan membiarkan arti. 980 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,280 Suhu! 981 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,120 Ini suhu! 982 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,440 - Suhu. - Suhu. 983 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:22,520 Bagaimana bisa? 984 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,000 Kumpulkan senjata kalian. 985 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,560 Kapakmu... Semuanya, kumpulkan senjata kalian! 986 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,040 - Semuanya! - Ambil, ya? 987 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,840 Cepat. 988 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:30,960 Semuanya! 989 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,960 Ayo, semuanya! Sudah semuanya? 990 00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,360 - Sudah, Bos. - Sudah, Bos. 991 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,760 - Suhu. - Suhu. 992 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:36,880 Kalian boleh pergi. 993 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:37,960 Sekarang, 994 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:38,960 mulai detik ini, 995 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,000 kita jadi baik. 996 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,040 Pergi semuanya! 997 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:42,480 - Ayo, pergi! - Pergi! 998 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,760 Sudah berapa lama mengemut peluru di mulut? 999 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:47,160 Setengah jam. 1000 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:18,440 Astaga. 1001 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,320 Sayang, aku ingin beri uang yang banyak untuk mereka. 1002 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,680 Aku kasihan. 1003 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,080 Untuk jiwa-jiwa yang terbuang, 1004 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,480 niscaya doanya akan dikabulkan. 1005 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:38,640 - Amin. - Amin. 1006 00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:40,680 Tapi aku punya usul. 1007 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,640 Bagaimana kalau kita merampok bank, Sayang? 1008 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:44,840 Setuju, tidak? 1009 00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,440 - Jangan. - Kenapa? 1010 00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,280 Kita rampok saja para perampok bank. 1011 00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,240 Setuju? 1012 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,280 Kami laksana pasangan duet, 1013 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,360 Robin Hood dan Si Pitung. 1014 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,560 Kami merampok 1015 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:06,520 untuk kebutuhan anak-anak yang jiwanya terbuang. 1016 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,080 Anak-anak yang berada di panti asuhan. 1017 00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,760 Kami memang perampok, 1018 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,320 tapi kami merampok dari para perampok. 1019 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,360 Aku setuju. 1020 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,280 Tapi kau sadar, tidak? 1021 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,560 Uang yang kau sumbangkan ke panti asuhan itu 1022 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,600 uang panas! 1023 00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:30,160 Nanti mereka malah terbakar saking panasnya. 1024 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,240 Makan saja, tidak usah banyak omong. 1025 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:35,600 Kamu pikir di sini semuanya uang halal? 1026 00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:38,960 Siapa yang perampok sebenarnya? 1027 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,840 Kami yang mengambil hanya recehan di sini 1028 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:45,680 atau mereka para koruptor yang masih berkeliaran di muka bumi ini? 1029 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:55,120 Lebih dari 200 juta jiwa Penduduk Indonesia 1030 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:58,920 Ada Padang, ada Jawa 1031 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,960 Jawa, Jawa, Jawa, Jawa 1032 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:04,840 Meledek? 1033 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,080 Karena saya Jawa, 1034 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,960 kamu bilang Jawa, Jawa, Jawa. 1035 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,800 Jawa adalah kunci, Bos. 1036 00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:11,360 Betul sekali. 1037 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,680 - Tapi lagi, ya? Yang lain. - Baik. 1038 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:17,160 Dulu aku suka padamu 1039 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,520 Dulu aku pernah suka 1040 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,320 - Ya, ya, ya - Ya, ya, ya 1041 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:26,040 Sekarang tak tak tak mau tak mau Tak tak tak mau tak mau tak 1042 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:27,520 Ku tak mau tak 1043 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,160 Ada Padang 1044 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:30,720 Ada Sunda 1045 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,960 Sunda, Sunda, Sunda, Sunda 1046 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,080 Jawanya mana? 1047 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:37,800 Bukannya tadi sudah? 1048 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,160 Tapi harus adil. 1049 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:41,320 Sunda, Jawa. Yang lain. Jangan Sunda terus. 1050 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,840 Hei, yang Manado. 1051 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:45,320 - Manado. - Manado? 1052 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,280 Coba. 1053 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,080 Ada Sunda 1054 00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:49,920 Ada Manado 1055 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:50,840 Tidak enak. 1056 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,880 Ada Manado 1057 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,800 - Rimanya tidak enak. - Coba lagi. 1058 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:56,840 Sekali lagi. 1059 00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,800 - Ada Jawa - Ya. 1060 00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:00,840 Ada Manado 1061 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:01,760 Tidak enak juga. 1062 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,960 - Ada Mana... - Ini, habiskan. 1063 00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,080 Aku pergi. Kesal. Mau cari kekasihku. 1064 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:08,280 - Kasihan. - Kasihan. 1065 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:11,480 Ta-ra! 1066 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,680 Hai, ayo berkenalan. 1067 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,280 Berkenalan saja. 1068 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:17,440 Namaku Mongol, 1069 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:19,680 teman-temanku biasa panggil Mungil. 1070 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,720 Kubawakan piza. 1071 00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,160 Sekalian mau lihat kamu tidak apa-apa tadi aku pukul? 1072 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:26,400 Maafkan aku. 1073 00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,440 Jangan galak-galak. 1074 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:30,720 Mal, cepat! 1075 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000 Sudah nikmati saja dulu. 1076 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,080 Aku sekalian mau minta maaf mengambil barang rampasan kamu. 1077 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,720 Ini piza untuk kamu. 1078 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,880 Aku bawakan spesial untuk kamu. 1079 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:45,520 Ini pizanya. 1080 00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:46,560 Gila kau. 1081 00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,560 Jangan pergi. 1082 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,440 Gila kau. Berengsek. 1083 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:56,720 Kutembak kepalamu. 1084 00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:57,920 Mau ditembak? 1085 00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,200 Aku mau. 1086 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,200 Mau ditembak. 1087 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,480 Andy Lau, ayo tembak. 1088 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:07,760 Ya? Terus? 1089 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,240 Baik, terima kasih. 1090 00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:12,320 Kapten, lihat ini. 1091 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:13,760 Apa? 1092 00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,640 Aku menemukan informasi. 1093 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,520 Mungkin petunjuk untuk mengenali mereka. 1094 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,920 Lihat foto baik-baik. 1095 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,160 Mereka semua pakai gelang besi yang serupa. 1096 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,200 Lihat, tidak? 1097 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:30,560 Sebentar. 1098 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:33,320 Ini. 1099 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:43,800 Itu... 1100 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,440 Ini lambang apa? 1101 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:46,600 Coba dicek. 1102 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:55,680 Logo rumah sakit jiwa. 1103 00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,600 Kemungkinan besar, mereka adalah 1104 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,720 pasien panti rumah sakit jiwa yang kabur. 1105 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,520 Rumah sakit jiwanya sudah dihubungi 1106 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,880 dan tim dokternya 1107 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,720 dalam perjalanan ke TKP untuk menemui kita. 1108 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,160 Pasien rumah sakit jiwa? 1109 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:15,440 Pantas saja. 1110 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,080 - Halo. - Halo. 1111 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,680 Kenapa dari tadi kau saja yang angkat telepon? 1112 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,560 Sekali-sekali aku, biar adil. 1113 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:27,960 Taruh. 1114 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,880 Hubungi lagi. Dia mau angkat. 1115 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:32,480 Apa? Halo? 1116 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,520 - Ada panggilan. - Angkat. 1117 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,280 Halo, Sayang. 1118 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,280 - Halo. - Bagaimana ini? 1119 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:49,280 Kenapa sampai sekarang aku belum dapat pin BB kamu? 1120 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,280 Saya... 1121 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,560 Saya tidak pakai BB, saya... 1122 00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:55,800 Saya pakai WA saja. 1123 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,120 Yo, what's up? 1124 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,040 Asalamualaikum. 1125 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,960 Alaikum salam. Siapa ini? 1126 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,520 Nama aku Fico, nama kamu siapa? 1127 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:10,080 Fico? 1128 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,760 Ada yang ingin bicara dengan Anda. Tunggu sebentar. 1129 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,040 Halo, Fico. Ini Dokter Pandji. 1130 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:21,480 Dokter Pandji. Apa kabar, Dok? 1131 00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:24,440 Alhamdulillah sehat. Fico sendiri bagaimana? Sehat? 1132 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:25,960 Walafiat. 1133 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,760 Omong-omong ini Dokter Pandji yang mana? 1134 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,280 Kenapa dokter, Co? 1135 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:33,720 Halo. 1136 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,320 Halo, ini siapa? 1137 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,480 Ini dokter? Tadi bukannya polisi? 1138 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:38,760 Bintang, ya? 1139 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,600 Kenapa tahu namaku? 1140 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,640 Bintang, ayo ajak teman-teman pulang. 1141 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:45,520 Pulang ke mana? 1142 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,440 - Kau gila, ya? - Ayo, 1143 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:48,760 yang gila siapa? 1144 00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,160 Siapa yang belum sehat sudah jalan-jalan keluar? 1145 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:52,760 Keluar ke mana? 1146 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:54,360 Kau pikir aku gila? 1147 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:56,640 Gila tentu tidak. 1148 00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,280 Cuma sedikit butuh diperbaiki di kepala. 1149 00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:04,120 Ayo. 1150 00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,000 Kita pulang saja ke rumah, 1151 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,320 di Rumah Sakit Jiwa Cinta Waras. 1152 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:10,880 - Ini orang gila. - Kenapa? 1153 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,360 Kita semua dibilang gila. 1154 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,360 Kita disuruh pulang ke rumah sakit jiwa. 1155 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:18,280 Orang sinting. 1156 00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,120 - Kenapa bisa begitu? - Dasar gila. 1157 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:21,320 Gila sekali. 1158 00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,480 Waktunya minum obat. 1159 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:40,280 Kerja lagi. 1160 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:44,840 Jadi, kita berhadapan dengan delapan pasien rumah sakit jiwa? 1161 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,240 Kelihatannya begitu, Bu. 1162 00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:50,360 Sudah seminggu ini mencari delapan pasien saya 1163 00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,320 yang kabur dari rumah sakit jiwa saya. 1164 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,120 Mereka masuk pada saat yang kurang lebih bersamaan, 1165 00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,840 sekitar beberapa minggu lalu 1166 00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,440 dan semuanya punya latar belakang kekerasan. 1167 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,720 Bagaimana cara berhadapan dengan orang 1168 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:05,920 yang tidak ada logika? 1169 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:15,640 RUMAH SAKIT JIWA 1170 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,640 AMBULANS 1171 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:29,560 Jiwa-jiwa yang terbuang... 1172 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:44,080 Jangan! Aku tidak gila! 1173 00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:27,400 {\an8}Permisi, Dok. Ini ada berkas yang... 1174 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,920 Lalu, ini ada bingkisan parsel... 1175 00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:35,720 Taruh di situ. 1176 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:36,840 Baik. 1177 00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:44,600 Saya undur diri. 1178 00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:45,800 Satu lagi. 1179 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:47,680 Pesan mi goreng. 1180 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,440 - Direbus atau... - Goreng. 1181 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:55,000 Maksudnya airnya. 1182 00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,560 - Airnya direbus? Air matang? Air... - Rebus. 1183 00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:58,600 Rebus. 1184 00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:00,680 Pakai telur. 1185 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,960 - Kuahnya dipisah atau disatukan dengan... - Goreng! 1186 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,120 Mi goreng! 1187 01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:08,120 Baik, Bos. 1188 01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,080 Mi goreng... 1189 01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:15,160 Sayang, 1190 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:16,760 ke ruangan aku. 1191 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,040 Ajak Agung sekalian. 1192 01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:19,800 Kita rapat. 1193 01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:21,440 Baik. 1194 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,040 Kau dipanggil Bos. 1195 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:46,920 Ada apa, Dok? 1196 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:54,960 Kita kelihatannya bisa melakukan proyek Bank INI. 1197 01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:57,280 "Bank INI" itu bank apa, Dok? 1198 01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,840 Bank... INI. 1199 01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:02,240 Namanya Bank INI. 1200 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,400 Indonesian Netherlands Incorporated. 1201 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:10,800 Ada delapan orang yang bisa jadi aset kita. 1202 01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,240 Lihat data-datanya. 1203 01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,840 Kasar, suka uang, 1204 01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,240 pasien skizofrenia kelas A. 1205 01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,360 Rata-rata, semuanya bahkan, 1206 01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:22,400 berpengalaman dengan senjata. 1207 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:24,440 Gung. 1208 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,040 Agung. 1209 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:27,360 Hei, Gung! 1210 01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:30,960 Mulai di-brainwash saja. 1211 01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:32,080 Cuci otak. 1212 01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:35,560 Ya, boleh. 1213 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,840 Lalu, apa strategi rencana kita, Dok? 1214 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,040 Kekacauan. 1215 01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:47,400 Bagi jadi tiga. 1216 01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:53,520 Kemudian kita program kepala mereka dengan strategi pencurian. 1217 01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:59,520 Kita lepas pada hari H, tunggu sampai... 1218 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,240 Panas? Kenapa aku panas? 1219 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:04,080 Lalu tunggu kacau. 1220 01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:05,360 Ya? 1221 01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,240 Setelah itu, kita dapat semua. 1222 01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,560 Nanti kamu masuk... 1223 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,880 ke bank itu sebagai teller. 1224 01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:15,560 Kenapa jadi bank itu? 1225 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:16,840 Katanya Bank INI? 1226 01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,560 Ya, maksudnya Bank INI itu. 1227 01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:24,040 Pokoknya tunggu sampai kacau. 1228 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:25,200 Sampai kacau, 1229 01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,120 kalau perlu sampai tembak-tembakan, 1230 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,120 sampai mereka mati, rebut uangnya. 1231 01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:30,360 Ini di depan saya 1232 01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,280 ada denah lantainya, cetak birunya. 1233 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,880 Di sini ada terowongan tua... 1234 01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:41,400 Nanti kamu kabur dari situ. 1235 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,240 Pergilah bekerja. 1236 01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:47,600 Baik. 1237 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:51,080 Pesankan es teh manis juga. Panas. 1238 01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:57,800 - Permisi, Dok. - Ya. 1239 01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:01,360 Ini mi sesuai dengan yang dipesan. Permisi, Dok. 1240 01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:07,480 Mi goreng! 1241 01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:22,000 Kalian adalah penjahat profesional. 1242 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:28,960 Kalian terlahir, terlatih, untuk menjadi penjahat terbaik 1243 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:31,280 yang negeri ini pernah lihat. 1244 01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:35,720 Kalian adalah penjahat amatir. 1245 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,920 Kalian tidak punya kemampuan. 1246 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:40,240 Kalian tidak punya insting. 1247 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:43,640 Kalian terlahir untuk jadi orang biasa. 1248 01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:53,080 Kalian adalah penjahat paling aneh. 1249 01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:57,840 Normal adalah sesuatu yang membingungkan bagi kalian. 1250 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:05,560 Ketika kalian merampok, 1251 01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,760 keluarkan kekejaman kalian yang terhebat. 1252 01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:12,160 Tunjukkan bahwa kalian sudah bertahun-tahun 1253 01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:13,880 melakukan pekerjaan ini. 1254 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,480 Ketika merampok, tunjukkan kebodohan kalian. 1255 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:20,920 Kalian tidak kompak. Kalian ragu. 1256 01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:24,480 Kadang kalian tidak tahu apa yang akan kalian lakukan. 1257 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,040 Dan ketika kalian merampok, 1258 01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:33,720 alasannya adalah idealisme karena kalian adalah penjahat paling aneh 1259 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,280 yang pernah dunia lihat. 1260 01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:01,560 Sudah. 1261 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:02,560 Minum. 1262 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,400 Puas? Kalian puas? 1263 01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,200 Main tembak-tembakan, tapi puas? 1264 01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:10,360 Sudah puas main tembak-tembakan? 1265 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:13,720 Tidak percaya? 1266 01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:14,680 Ini. 1267 01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:18,200 Ini uang buatan manusia? 1268 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:20,560 Uang buatan manusia? 1269 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:23,920 Ayo, Anak-anak. Ayo. 1270 01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:27,880 Anak-anak, ayo. 1271 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:42,040 Gung, 1272 01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:44,120 bagaimana? Sudah beres, bukan? 1273 01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:47,000 Menurutmu, "Dung ples", tidak, Gung? 1274 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:55,200 Bagaimana? Sudah siap dilepas? 1275 01:05:58,760 --> 01:05:59,800 Sudah siap, Bos. 1276 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,720 Kata Agung, "Dung ples." 1277 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:03,200 Baik. 1278 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:04,440 Ayo. 1279 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:05,600 Jaga, Gung. 1280 01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,320 Bapak Lontong. 1281 01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,840 Ya. Selamat pagi. 1282 01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:22,200 Lontong pasti nama samaran, Pak? 1283 01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:24,040 Soalnya lebih enak arem-arem. 1284 01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:26,720 Arem-arem ada isinya, lontong tidak. 1285 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:31,240 Hei, maksudmu 1286 01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:34,440 saya ini Lontong yang tidak berisi? 1287 01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:37,120 Yang tidak ada isinya itu 1288 01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:38,280 otak saya 1289 01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:40,560 atau hati saya? 1290 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,000 Kalau hati, 1291 01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:45,760 memang benar. 1292 01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:47,680 Benar sekali itu. 1293 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,200 Jangan terlalu sensitif, Pak. 1294 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:53,640 Seperti pantat Nikita saja. 1295 01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:09,160 Ya, saya lanjutkan, Pak. 1296 01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,680 Untuk proyek ininya, itunya sudah siap. 1297 01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,760 Semua sudah saya siapkan. Orang-orang sudah ada. 1298 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:18,960 Tinggal kita proses dan tunggu tanggal mainnya saja. 1299 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:20,840 Bagus. 1300 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:22,640 Serius, ini bagus. 1301 01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,760 Nanti akan saya kirim semua ini itunya. 1302 01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:28,360 Ya, jangan lupa uang mukanya, Pak. 1303 01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,600 Untuk beli amunisi yang banyak. 1304 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:37,200 Ya, beres. 1305 01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:38,920 Laksanakan. 1306 01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:49,600 Di situ. Hei! 1307 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:52,520 Tunggu. 1308 01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:55,680 Ampun! 1309 01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,280 Diam! Mau mati? 1310 01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:59,960 Mongol, jangan terlalu kencang, sakit! 1311 01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:02,040 Ya! Cerewet sekali. 1312 01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,280 Bangun! 1313 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:08,440 Bangun, cepat! 1314 01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:11,280 Diam! 1315 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,400 Hei, bangun! 1316 01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:18,279 Lama sekali. 1317 01:08:24,359 --> 01:08:25,200 Hei! 1318 01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:27,399 Sandera ini pagar hidup! 1319 01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,520 Kalau mereka mati, itu salah kalian! 1320 01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:38,000 Kapten, coba cek. Apa yang terjadi? 1321 01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:39,040 Ada apa? 1322 01:08:41,399 --> 01:08:42,520 Apa-apaan ini? 1323 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:56,840 Ya? 1324 01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:59,920 - Sedang apa kalian? - Waktu Anda habis, Kap. 1325 01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:01,439 Kami akan bunuh sandera. 1326 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:02,880 Mana permintaan kami? 1327 01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:04,680 Permintaan. 1328 01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:05,880 Permintaan... 1329 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,279 Pokoknya tenang dulu. Jangan gegabah. 1330 01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:10,200 Omong kosong! 1331 01:09:10,359 --> 01:09:12,000 Lambat. Apa saja kerjamu? 1332 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,840 Kenapa ibu kota negara belum dipindahkan ke Papua? 1333 01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:19,279 Itu sebenarnya harus melalui proses 1334 01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:22,240 persetujuan dari presiden 1335 01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:24,439 dan para menterinya. 1336 01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:26,720 Jadi, sabar dulu. Ada prosesnya. 1337 01:09:27,359 --> 01:09:30,840 Bahkan para menteri sekarang sedang mengadakan rapat. 1338 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,399 Rapat besar-besaran mengenai hal ini. 1339 01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:35,000 Omong kosong saja. 1340 01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:37,560 Permintaannya bukan itu saja. Yang lain mana? 1341 01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:38,840 Itu ada banyak. Mana? 1342 01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:40,800 Monorel sudah dibangun 1343 01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:44,359 dan bahkan sekarang sudah dalam tahap penyelesaian. 1344 01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:47,520 Beberapa bahannya sekarang sedang diambil 1345 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:50,640 dan sedang menuju ke sini dari... 1346 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:52,479 Dari Gresik. 1347 01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:54,080 Monorel apa, Kapten? 1348 01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:55,360 Itu cuma tiang. 1349 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:56,960 Besinya pun dicuri orang! 1350 01:09:57,240 --> 01:09:58,640 Di Twitter Kuningan macet. 1351 01:09:58,760 --> 01:09:59,760 Jangan bohong! 1352 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:01,600 - Bohong? - Dia bohong. 1353 01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:02,600 Hei! 1354 01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:04,200 Kau membohongi kami! 1355 01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:05,720 Sebentar, ini dulu. 1356 01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:07,200 Hei. 1357 01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:09,000 Kau mempermainkan kami. 1358 01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:10,480 Kau kira kami main-main? 1359 01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:14,000 Supaya kau tahu, darah itu merah, Jenderal! 1360 01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:17,240 - Jenderal atau kapten? - Kapten. 1361 01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:19,160 Darah itu merah, Kapten! 1362 01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:21,400 Saya akan bunuh sandera. Saya minta. 1363 01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:23,160 Jangan banyak omong, kami bunuh! 1364 01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:24,400 Halo? 1365 01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:27,880 Twitter sialan! 1366 01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:31,600 Bapak dan Ibu, kami butuh sukarelawan untuk dibunuh. 1367 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:33,040 Ayo silakan. 1368 01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:35,200 Terima kasih partisipasinya. 1369 01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,480 - Tapi, Bang, dia yang... - Bawa. 1370 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,280 Bukan saya yang angkat tangan. 1371 01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:42,760 Bang, ampun. 1372 01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,360 - Sudah itu saja. - Bang. 1373 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:47,080 Saya belum kawin, Bang. Masih perjaka, Bang! 1374 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,760 Itu masalahmu. 1375 01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,760 Makanya kalau sudah mampu, kawin. Jangan ditunda-tunda. 1376 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:53,480 Ya, daripada berzina. 1377 01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,720 Aku juga sudah muak melihat muka orang ini. 1378 01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:57,840 - Tembak saja! - Bang, jangan! 1379 01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:02,080 Abang mau merokok? Ada yang punya rokok? 1380 01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:03,040 Diam! 1381 01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,120 Ini apa? 1382 01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,080 - Pakai ini. - Pakai itu. 1383 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,440 Diam kau! Diam! 1384 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,160 - Jangan, Bang! - Diam! 1385 01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:12,480 Bang! 1386 01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:14,800 Mundur, nanti kena cipratan darah. 1387 01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:16,320 Kena kulit jadi kutil. 1388 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:18,680 - Saya ke mana? - Kau sudah siap-siap! 1389 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:19,880 Sebentar! 1390 01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,480 Kepala boleh panas, tapi hati harus dingin. 1391 01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,840 Masalahnya apa? Tiap orang punya masalah. 1392 01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:27,960 Ada masalah keuangan, keluarga, asmara, 1393 01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,200 atau masalah asrama. 1394 01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:30,520 Masalahnya apa, Bang? 1395 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:33,240 - Kalau masalah asmara... - Masalah saya cuma satu. 1396 01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:35,520 - Apa masalahnya? - Kau banyak bicara! Diam! 1397 01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:37,760 Kata-kata terakhir, Bang! 1398 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:38,960 Tidak ada! 1399 01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:40,880 Susah membunuh orang ini. 1400 01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:44,960 Jangan goyang, susah menembak. 1401 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:47,200 Jangan minta ulang lagi kalau tidak kena! 1402 01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:48,320 - Diam. - Sebentar. 1403 01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:49,920 Pegang ini boleh? 1404 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:52,840 Ini bukan foto! 1405 01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:54,680 Diam! Jangan goyang! 1406 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:55,680 Sudah. Siap. 1407 01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,480 Siap! Satu, dua, tiga. 1408 01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:09,360 Ini tidak boleh terjadi lagi! 1409 01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:10,600 Cari jalan masuknya! 1410 01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,120 Jebol atau lewat bawah. Dari mana saja, cari! 1411 01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,680 Kalau perlu pakai dukun! 1412 01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:15,880 Cari! 1413 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:29,880 Apa? 1414 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:31,240 Yang benar. 1415 01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:37,040 Teman-teman. Aku tahu jalan keluarnya. 1416 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:39,120 - Benar? - Benar. 1417 01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:40,840 Ada pintu keluar lewat belakang. 1418 01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:43,920 Mana ada? Aku sudah lihat denah lantainya. 1419 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,280 Itu satu pintu keluar kita. Lewat depan! 1420 01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:47,240 Ada. 1421 01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:49,160 Ini bangunan lama bekas Belanda. 1422 01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:53,240 Ada lorong rahasia dari sini menuju tempat parkir katanya. 1423 01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:55,800 - Kata siapa? - Kata Miki. 1424 01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:59,760 Astaga. Ayo bunuh. 1425 01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:01,800 - Tolong bunuh. - Ada aku, Sayang. 1426 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,800 Kalau begitu, ikuti tikusnya. 1427 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:05,360 - Tidak apa. Sekarang. - Ayo. 1428 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:06,560 Saya juga ikut, bukan? 1429 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:08,280 Aku jaga di belakang. 1430 01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:11,120 Aku boleh ikut? 1431 01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:15,760 Boleh, Sayang. Kamu ikut saja, tidak apa-apa. 1432 01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:18,200 Tidak usah bawa dia. Untuk apa bawa dia? 1433 01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:20,480 - Merepotkan. - Kalian tidak butuh sandera? 1434 01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:23,360 Kalau ada apa-apa bagaimana? 1435 01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:26,120 Benar juga. Baik, ayo pergi. 1436 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,120 Ini serius mau mengikuti tikus? 1437 01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:31,480 Kita ikut saja. Siapa tahu betul. 1438 01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:34,560 Kalau polisi lihat perampoknya tidak ada bagaimana? 1439 01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,640 Ari, senapanku. 1440 01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:06,760 Ingat, 1441 01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:09,560 bergerak lima sentimeter saja, 1442 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,040 meledak! 1443 01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:13,120 Usut kalian semua. 1444 01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:18,680 Aku di sini menunggui si unta buka brankas. 1445 01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:20,280 Mau ikut jalan tikus? 1446 01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:21,480 Sana. 1447 01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:24,200 Aku akan menemanimu selamanya di sisimu. 1448 01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:26,440 Sana cepat, itu jalan tikus. 1449 01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:27,400 Ayo, jalan! 1450 01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:28,960 Keluar. 1451 01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:31,280 Mal, brankas. 1452 01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:37,840 Lewat sini, lurus saja. 1453 01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:40,480 Lurus, lalu? 1454 01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:41,880 Benar, bukan? 1455 01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:44,240 Tanya tikusmu baik-baik. 1456 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,240 Infonya betul apa cuma gosip? 1457 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:49,440 Benar. Dia sering lewat sini. 1458 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:50,560 Lewat sini? 1459 01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:52,040 Di sini tidak ada jalan. 1460 01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:53,400 Itu jalan buntu. 1461 01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:55,280 Ini bagaimana? 1462 01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:00,560 Cepat. 1463 01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:03,600 Santai. Sebentar lagi juga selesai. 1464 01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:04,760 Santai apa? 1465 01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:11,400 Andy Lau. Masih saja begini. Manis sekali. 1466 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:13,760 - Cepat! Andy Lau apa? - Andy Lau. 1467 01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:17,160 Kita disuruh menghancurkan tembok. 1468 01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:19,640 Bagaimana menghancurkan tembok seperti ini? 1469 01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:22,520 Ini aku tinggal tekan Enter, masalah selesai. 1470 01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:24,440 Lihat. Selesai. 1471 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:26,040 Mana? 1472 01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:28,360 Selesai. Kenapa begini? 1473 01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:30,480 - Tidak. - Tidak terjadi apa-apa. 1474 01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:32,120 - Mana? - Kenapa? 1475 01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:35,800 - Begitu saja tidak bisa, aku bisa. - Jangan sembarangan bicara. 1476 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,480 - Serius, aku bisa. - Bisa apa? 1477 01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:40,400 Teman-teman. 1478 01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:41,920 Pakai ini saja. 1479 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:54,680 Apa itu? 1480 01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:03,760 Ayo, ikuti tikus ini. 1481 01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:06,440 Dia pasti tahu jalan yang benar. 1482 01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:07,600 Baik, yakin, ya? 1483 01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:09,240 Belok di sini. 1484 01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:23,240 Menyala! 1485 01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:25,000 Buka! 1486 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:30,680 Di situ saja. 1487 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:32,720 Kabur! 1488 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:36,840 Ada apa ini? 1489 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:07,360 Ini... kamu yakin sekali, bukan? 1490 01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:09,760 Ke sini, jalannya benar. 1491 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,360 - Hancurkan pintu ini. - Apa? 1492 01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:17,000 - Kita harus hancurkan pintu ini. - Yakin? 1493 01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:18,280 Dia yakin. 1494 01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:20,680 Hancurkan dulu, baru kita lihat. 1495 01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,360 Minggir. 1496 01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:27,920 - Jangan bergerak! - Jangan bergerak! 1497 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:29,840 - Apa itu? - Berpencar! 1498 01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:33,640 Jangan bergerak! Turunkan senjata! 1499 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:35,960 Apa? Turunkan senjata? 1500 01:17:36,440 --> 01:17:38,320 Turunkan harga BBM, 1501 01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:39,920 baru senjata kami turunkan. 1502 01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:41,480 Sekalian harga cabai! 1503 01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:44,840 Turunkan senjata kalian! 1504 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:48,120 Atau turunkan nada kalian ke G. 1505 01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:52,880 Berisik. Aku pusing. 1506 01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:17,480 Astaga. 1507 01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:20,520 Binal juga perempuan ini. 1508 01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:27,640 Ini di surga? 1509 01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:33,680 Uang, Nest! Fulus! 1510 01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:35,000 Kita kaya, Nest! 1511 01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:36,880 Ini uang? 1512 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:40,880 Nona, ada apa ini? 1513 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:42,680 Bangun kalian semua! 1514 01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:44,840 Angkut uangnya ke dalam mobil! 1515 01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:48,760 Sungguh, Mal. Kita kaya, Mal! 1516 01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:51,080 Itu lubang apa Nest? 1517 01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:52,000 Lubang? 1518 01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:53,080 Cepat! 1519 01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:56,280 Hei! 1520 01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:57,360 Lihat ini! 1521 01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:59,160 Ini uang, kita dapat semua uang! 1522 01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:00,880 - Cepat! Kita banyak uang! - Hei! 1523 01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,600 Cepat angkut uang ini ke dalam mobil! 1524 01:20:04,440 --> 01:20:06,560 Biar aku yang hadang polisi! Minggir! 1525 01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:10,880 Cepat bantu! 1526 01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:17,800 KOTAK SIMPANAN 1527 01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:05,360 Bawa uang banyak ini! 1528 01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:10,520 Berhenti! 1529 01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:13,160 Uangnya banyak. 1530 01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:16,760 Hei, cepat! 1531 01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:18,640 Ini untuk bulan madu ke Eropa. 1532 01:21:19,120 --> 01:21:19,960 Awas! 1533 01:21:41,320 --> 01:21:43,160 Hei, kita dikejar polisi. 1534 01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:44,880 Benar. Astaga. 1535 01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:47,040 Geser ke sana sedikit. 1536 01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:48,360 Jangan begitu! 1537 01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:50,000 Mana senjata kalian? 1538 01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:51,800 Cepat tembak polisinya! 1539 01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:54,160 Tadi disuruh memasukkan uang saja, 1540 01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:56,040 jadi senjatanya tidak dimasukkan. 1541 01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:57,360 Pintar! 1542 01:21:57,520 --> 01:21:58,640 Kalian semua pintar! 1543 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,640 Lagi pula, kau siapa memerintah saja? Sok asyik. 1544 01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:03,280 Dia provokatif. 1545 01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:05,360 Hei, jangan dipegang! 1546 01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:09,480 Mandi wajib lagi! 1547 01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:10,800 Polisi makin banyak! 1548 01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:17,160 Gitarmu bisa menembak? 1549 01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:18,720 - Coba! - Makin banyak! 1550 01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:21,360 Tadi sudah diberi tahu kita kehabisan amunisi. 1551 01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:23,320 Yang ada cuma gitar ini. 1552 01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:28,360 Tuhan 1553 01:22:28,440 --> 01:22:30,240 Tenang. Aku punya ide. 1554 01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:33,560 - Lebih dekat lagi. - Laksanakan. 1555 01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:39,720 Lebih dekat lagi! 1556 01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:43,560 Aku punya ide. 1557 01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:46,560 Aku mau buat bom dari ini seperti di film. Tunggu. 1558 01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:18,880 Rasakan ini! 1559 01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:33,840 Ternyata si hitam sialan menyimpan granat. 1560 01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:35,800 Kenapa tidak bilang? Mau koleksi? 1561 01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:36,920 Mana saya tahu? 1562 01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:38,920 Tidak tahu cara pakai? 1563 01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:40,800 Ininya kita tekan, hitamnya. 1564 01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:42,560 Tekan, lalu buka tutupnya. 1565 01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:44,200 Begitu. 1566 01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:47,920 Buang! 1567 01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:13,920 Tim kita, Kapten. 1568 01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:15,200 Kalian tak apa-apa? 1569 01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:16,640 Kalian tak apa-apa? 1570 01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:17,880 Ada yang luka? 1571 01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:23,400 Kapten, kau menembak ke mana? Katanya jangan tembak? 1572 01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:25,120 Cari jalan lain. 1573 01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:28,440 Asyik. 1574 01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:42,320 Jangan ribut. 1575 01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:44,400 - Di mana kita? - Gelap sekali. 1576 01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:51,960 Bravo. 1577 01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:53,600 Hei. 1578 01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:54,720 Kau siapa? 1579 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:56,680 Tidur saja. 1580 01:25:00,880 --> 01:25:02,960 - Hei. - Hai, Dok. 1581 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,480 - Apa selanjutnya, Dok? - Selanjutnya? 1582 01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:07,120 - Ya. - Kita ke Maladewa, 1583 01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:11,040 mereka kita serahkan ke yang berwajib. 1584 01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:12,520 Terserah mau diapakan. 1585 01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:16,680 - Tunggu sebentar. - Baik. 1586 01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:26,160 Yang benar saja! 1587 01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:28,680 Kau tidak bisa menyetir? 1588 01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:32,120 Ke mana mereka? 1589 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:41,840 Kapten. 1590 01:25:43,160 --> 01:25:44,000 Halo. 1591 01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:04,360 - Selamat sore, AKP. - Sore. 1592 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:06,120 - Bapak Perwira sekalian. - Halo. 1593 01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:07,720 Kami menangkap mereka. 1594 01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:09,960 Mereka kembali ke rumah sakit jiwa. 1595 01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:12,040 Sekadar meluruskan, 1596 01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:14,480 betul mereka adalah pasien yang melarikan diri 1597 01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:16,040 dari rumah sakit jiwa kami. 1598 01:26:16,360 --> 01:26:18,040 Tindak lanjut selanjutnya 1599 01:26:18,120 --> 01:26:20,760 kami serahkan sesuai ketentuan hukum yang berlaku. 1600 01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:24,680 Kami tidak perlu diingatkan mengenai payung hukum, Dokter. 1601 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:28,360 Kami juga tahu yang Anda inginkan adalah agar pasien Anda 1602 01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:29,960 cepat pulang. 1603 01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:33,280 Tapi tidak sebelum kami proses terlebih dahulu. 1604 01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:36,080 Apakah ini murni tindak pidana kriminal 1605 01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:37,920 atau masalah kejiwaan. 1606 01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:47,080 Bravo! 1607 01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:49,240 Jadi, penjahat sudah tertangkap semua. 1608 01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:50,920 - Sudah. - Bravo! 1609 01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:53,240 Saya tidak Bravo Tango lagi. Selamat! 1610 01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:54,560 Selamat. 1611 01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:56,480 Ini siapa? 1612 01:26:57,200 --> 01:27:00,280 Saya Dokter Pandji, kepala Rumah Sakit Jiwa Cinta Waras. 1613 01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:02,360 Saya yang tangkap mereka. 1614 01:27:04,440 --> 01:27:07,400 Kami, polisi, berkewajiban menangkap para penjahat, 1615 01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:11,360 tapi warga sipil seperti Anda juga punya hak untuk menangkap penjahat. 1616 01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:13,800 Tapi jangan lupa, harus diserahkan kepada polisi. 1617 01:27:14,280 --> 01:27:16,000 - Jangan main hakim sendiri. - Ya. 1618 01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:17,840 Apalagi Anda seorang dokter, 1619 01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:19,400 tidak boleh jadi hakim. 1620 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:21,880 Sekali lagi, Anda punya hak. 1621 01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:23,760 Berapa sentimeter, Pak? 1622 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:27,040 Itu hak sepatu. 1623 01:27:28,240 --> 01:27:29,600 Punya hak. 1624 01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:30,960 Lucu juga. 1625 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,240 - Jangan lupa. Punya hak. - Ya, Pak. 1626 01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:36,680 Baik. 1627 01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:38,880 Tidak ada waktu. Banyak pekerjaan di kantor. 1628 01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:39,800 Siap, Pak. 1629 01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:44,200 Sebentar. 1630 01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:49,040 Dokter, Anda sudah mengambil gelang-gelangnya? 1631 01:27:53,320 --> 01:27:54,320 Siapa ini? 1632 01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:06,640 USB? 1633 01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:08,040 Coba kemarikan. 1634 01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:11,080 Tolong periksa. 1635 01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:12,320 Sekarang juga. 1636 01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,520 Anda tidak boleh pergi. Tetap di sini. 1637 01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:16,920 Kapten, itu hoaks. 1638 01:28:17,360 --> 01:28:19,120 Tahu Photoshop? Tahu, bukan? 1639 01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:21,040 - Photoshop, Kapten. - Bawa ke dalam. 1640 01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:23,160 Jaga! 1641 01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:25,000 Apa? Hei! 1642 01:28:25,520 --> 01:28:27,440 - Datanya. - Siap. Terima kasih. 1643 01:28:28,040 --> 01:28:29,120 Kapten, lihat ini. 1644 01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:30,960 Lihat. 1645 01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:38,160 Ini bukan saya, Kapten. 1646 01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:39,880 Saya tahu pikiran Kapten. 1647 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:42,120 Tapi itu cuma mirip saya, bukan saya. 1648 01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:44,960 Saya jelaskan, ada banyak video si ini mirip ini. 1649 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:47,200 Beri tahu. Ini bukan saya, cuma mirip. 1650 01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:48,240 Ini mirip saya. 1651 01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:49,400 Ini bukan saya. 1652 01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:50,760 Masa saya seperti ini? 1653 01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:53,600 Banyak yang mukanya seperti saya, tidak mungkin saya. 1654 01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:55,960 - Saya lebih kurus daripada ini. - Hentikan! 1655 01:28:56,320 --> 01:28:57,520 Tangkap. Masukkan sel. 1656 01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:58,480 - Siap. - Sebentar. 1657 01:28:58,600 --> 01:28:59,920 - Sekarang! - Saya jelaskan! 1658 01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:02,200 Saya dokter. Bagaimana ini? Hei! 1659 01:29:05,920 --> 01:29:07,280 Siapa sebenarnya mereka ini? 1660 01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:10,240 Lihat ini. 1661 01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:11,400 Lihat. 1662 01:29:12,040 --> 01:29:16,120 Diska lepas ini juga membawa frekuensi yang bergerak seperti mobil. 1663 01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:18,280 Lihatlah. 1664 01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:20,480 Lihat? Seperti melacak sesuatu. 1665 01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:22,440 Berbahasa Inggris itu 1666 01:29:22,560 --> 01:29:24,440 mungkin membuatmu kelihatan lebih keren, 1667 01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:29,760 tapi untuk kesekian kalinya, kita ini di Indonesia. 1668 01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:31,600 Bicaralah bahasa Indonesia! 1669 01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:33,280 Maaf, Kapten. 1670 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:35,960 Maksud saya, 1671 01:29:36,440 --> 01:29:39,360 sinyal frekuensi ini seperti mobil yang sedang berjalan. 1672 01:29:51,760 --> 01:29:53,480 Istimewa. 1673 01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:57,160 Nikita sayang. 1674 01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:00,120 Apa? Mau pegang? 1675 01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:02,440 Mau pegang? Enak saja! 1676 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:04,440 Lihat boleh, pegang bayar, Bos! 1677 01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:06,320 Sembarangan saja. 1678 01:30:06,760 --> 01:30:08,720 Baik. Di mana uangnya? 1679 01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:09,760 Uangnya. 1680 01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:15,880 Apa? 1681 01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:18,560 Cukup. 1682 01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:19,840 Ayo tolong. 1683 01:30:20,280 --> 01:30:21,760 Ini bicara apa bertelur? 1684 01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:26,600 Pokoknya uang ini setengah untuk kami, setengah lagi untuk Bos. 1685 01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:28,800 - Suroso? - Suroso, Bos! 1686 01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:30,840 - Serius kau? - Serius. 1687 01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:34,960 Kalian yang di sana, jangan bergerak! 1688 01:30:37,120 --> 01:30:39,160 - Cepat! - Ayo tangkap! Maju! 1689 01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:48,200 Tahu dari mana? 1690 01:30:48,480 --> 01:30:49,840 Kamu berkhianat? 1691 01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:50,920 Kalian berkhianat? 1692 01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:52,000 Hei! 1693 01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:05,880 Bawa barang buktinya. 1694 01:31:09,160 --> 01:31:10,760 - Ya? - Lapor, Komandan. 1695 01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:13,560 Ternyata sinyal frekuensi tadi berasal dari mobil 1696 01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:15,280 yang dipakai para perampok. 1697 01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:17,200 Mereka kami tangkap 1698 01:31:17,360 --> 01:31:19,960 sebelum mereka memberi hasil perampokan ke Cak Lontong. 1699 01:31:20,280 --> 01:31:21,240 Cak Lontong? 1700 01:31:21,680 --> 01:31:22,760 Ya, Cak Lontong. 1701 01:31:23,120 --> 01:31:24,080 Gembong kriminal 1702 01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:25,240 yang kita cari. 1703 01:31:26,480 --> 01:31:28,440 Baik. Kami sekarang sedang menuju TKP. 1704 01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:34,040 Ternyata otak di balik ini adalah Cak Lontong? 1705 01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:37,160 Cak Lontong. Dia penjahat kelas atas. 1706 01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:40,000 Pertanyaannya adalah 1707 01:31:40,880 --> 01:31:43,360 siapa yang memberi kita data dan diska lepas tadi? 1708 01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:58,280 KEBENARANNYA 1709 01:32:22,560 --> 01:32:24,240 Bagaimana liburan kalian? 1710 01:32:24,560 --> 01:32:25,400 Seru? 1711 01:32:25,480 --> 01:32:26,560 - Seru. - Keren. 1712 01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:28,520 Lebih seru menangkap penjahat, Bos. 1713 01:32:28,640 --> 01:32:31,840 Ya, Bos. Pekerjaan yang baru. Tanganku sudah gatal. 1714 01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:35,560 Ada dua tugas besar 1715 01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:38,080 yang bisa kalian berdelapan kerjakan. 1716 01:32:38,160 --> 01:32:43,320 Salam metal! 1717 01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:45,880 Bos, anaknya, ya? 1718 01:32:46,480 --> 01:32:48,520 Ini asisten. Tangan kanan saya. 1719 01:32:49,280 --> 01:32:51,840 Tenang, Bapak mau mulai rapat. 1720 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:54,480 - Ya? - Benar, itu anaknya! 1721 01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:57,520 Pertama, 1722 01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:01,320 {\an8}kalian saya hipnotis terlebih dahulu. 1723 01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:02,440 {\an8}MISI 1 1724 01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:06,120 {\an8}Pada hitungan ketiga, kalian semua akan tertidur. 1725 01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:08,160 {\an8}Satu, dua, tiga. 1726 01:33:08,280 --> 01:33:09,520 {\an8}MENYAMAR: GILA TANPA SADAR 1727 01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:14,440 Lalu, saya akan masukkan kalian ke dalam sebuah rumah sakit jiwa. 1728 01:33:14,720 --> 01:33:17,880 {\an8}Dicurigai di rumah sakit jiwa itu ada eksploitasi 1729 01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:19,280 {\an8}terhadap pasien... 1730 01:33:19,400 --> 01:33:20,560 {\an8}TARGET: RUMAH SAKIT JIWA 1731 01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:22,840 ...untuk dijadikan pekerja kriminal. 1732 01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:25,800 Mereka menggunakannya untuk aksi-aksi kejahatan, 1733 01:33:25,920 --> 01:33:27,840 yang didalangi atau ditunggangi 1734 01:33:27,960 --> 01:33:29,920 oleh oknum rumah sakit jiwa tersebut. 1735 01:33:30,240 --> 01:33:32,880 Mungkin kalian nanti akan dicuci otak di sana. 1736 01:33:33,200 --> 01:33:39,840 Kalian akan menyugesti realitas palsu yang diciptakan oleh oknum tadi 1737 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:43,080 ke alam bawah sadar kalian untuk menggantikan 1738 01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:45,280 memori kehidupan kalian yang sebenarnya. 1739 01:33:45,440 --> 01:33:48,280 Tapi jangan takut karena itu akan bersifat sementara. 1740 01:33:48,760 --> 01:33:53,640 Ingat, pada awalnya kalian tetap dalam pengaruh hipnosis saya. 1741 01:33:54,640 --> 01:33:56,760 Nanti, saya juga akan menaruh kamera di sana. 1742 01:33:57,840 --> 01:34:01,560 Diprediksi kalian berdelapan nanti akan digunakan untuk aksi 1743 01:34:01,640 --> 01:34:03,120 kejahatan berikutnya. 1744 01:34:03,200 --> 01:34:05,560 Dari situ kita akan mengikuti pergerakannya. 1745 01:34:05,760 --> 01:34:09,200 Tangan kanan saya ini nanti akan mengawasi kalian dari dekat. 1746 01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:15,200 MANAJER 1747 01:34:17,840 --> 01:34:18,960 Gila. 1748 01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:26,800 Baik, delapan, ya? 1749 01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:32,960 Apa ini? 1750 01:34:33,040 --> 01:34:35,280 Kalian akan tertidur pada hitungan ketiga. 1751 01:34:35,360 --> 01:34:36,920 Satu, dua, tiga. 1752 01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:42,280 Kalian tidak akan ingat apa pun yang sedang terjadi sekarang ini. 1753 01:34:42,440 --> 01:34:45,040 Yang kalian ingat pada saat kalian bangun nanti 1754 01:34:45,120 --> 01:34:49,080 hanyalah dalam perjalanan membawa delapan pasien ke Mabes. 1755 01:34:56,120 --> 01:34:56,960 Satu, 1756 01:34:57,880 --> 01:34:58,720 dua... 1757 01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:00,800 - Pada saat yang tepat nanti... - Tiga. 1758 01:35:00,880 --> 01:35:05,160 ...kalian akan saya bangunkan kembali untuk melakukan tugas berikutnya. 1759 01:35:07,720 --> 01:35:08,560 Ini. 1760 01:35:10,320 --> 01:35:12,640 Tugas berikutnya ini kompor gas sekali. 1761 01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:13,720 Asyik. 1762 01:35:14,680 --> 01:35:17,000 {\an8}Tapi susahnya juga bukan main-main. 1763 01:35:17,120 --> 01:35:17,960 {\an8}MISI 2 1764 01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:20,880 {\an8}Kalian akan menyamar sebagai para komika, 1765 01:35:21,720 --> 01:35:23,240 {\an8}pelawak tunggal. 1766 01:35:23,360 --> 01:35:24,600 {\an8}MENYAMAR: KOMIKA 1767 01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:27,600 {\an8}Kalian akan masuk ke kehidupan sehari-hari para komika, 1768 01:35:28,160 --> 01:35:29,280 {\an8}temani mereka, 1769 01:35:29,640 --> 01:35:31,320 {\an8}monitor sepak terjangnya. 1770 01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:33,840 {\an8}Dan di antara mereka, 1771 01:35:34,080 --> 01:35:37,880 {\an8}ada satu yang paling dicari dan paling berbahaya. 1772 01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:40,040 {\an8}Oleh karena itu, main yang cantik. 1773 01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:41,040 {\an8}TARGET: DICARI 1774 01:35:41,160 --> 01:35:43,280 {\an8}Ungkap jati diri orang tersebut. 1775 01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:45,640 Kalian siap jadi para komika? 1776 01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:47,320 Kapan kita pernah tidak siap? 1777 01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:51,720 Kalian siap? 1778 01:36:16,080 --> 01:36:17,320 Aku anak Medan, 1779 01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:20,680 {\an8}kuliah di USU, Universitas Sumatera Utara. 1780 01:36:21,440 --> 01:36:23,840 {\an8}Untungnya USU itu bersifat universitas. 1781 01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:25,920 {\an8}Kalau bersifat akademi, berbahaya. 1782 01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:27,480 {\an8}Disingkat jadi tidak enak. 1783 01:36:27,920 --> 01:36:30,720 Kuliah di mana? Kuliah di ASUdahlah. 1784 01:36:32,080 --> 01:36:35,320 Aku angkatan 2007, sudah enam tahun tidak tamat juga. 1785 01:36:35,480 --> 01:36:37,480 Tidak enaknya kalau lama tamat begini, 1786 01:36:37,560 --> 01:36:38,920 saat ke rumah pacar. 1787 01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:40,520 Orang tua pacar selalu tanya, 1788 01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:41,560 "Namanya siapa?" 1789 01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:42,880 "Yoga, Tante." 1790 01:36:43,040 --> 01:36:44,680 "Kuliah di mana? Sudah selesai?" 1791 01:36:45,120 --> 01:36:46,200 "Atau sudah kerja?" 1792 01:36:46,560 --> 01:36:48,880 "Begitulah Tante, kuliah sambil kerja." 1793 01:36:49,120 --> 01:36:52,560 "Hebat kamu, Nak. Masih muda, mandiri, sudah kerja." 1794 01:36:52,760 --> 01:36:53,600 "Kerja apa?" 1795 01:36:53,800 --> 01:36:54,960 "Begitulah, Tan." 1796 01:36:55,240 --> 01:36:56,800 "Mengerjakan tugas kuliah." 1797 01:36:58,160 --> 01:37:01,800 Tahun-tahun kemarin kita lihat Timnas Indonesia jarang bisa juara. 1798 01:37:01,920 --> 01:37:02,840 Kenapa? 1799 01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:04,880 Menurut saya, karena kurang pemain Timur. 1800 01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:07,320 Kalau main bola, orang Timur paling jago. 1801 01:37:08,000 --> 01:37:11,040 Kalau boleh berbagi rahasia, kami jago main bola 1802 01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:13,560 karena kebiasaan berburu kami. Itu berbeda. 1803 01:37:13,960 --> 01:37:16,040 Kebiasaan berburu orang zaman dahulu, 1804 01:37:16,120 --> 01:37:19,320 kalian mungkin lihat dipanah, hewannya ditombak, 1805 01:37:19,400 --> 01:37:21,120 kemudian pakai senjata berburu. 1806 01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:22,760 Kami di sana berbeda. 1807 01:37:23,040 --> 01:37:24,240 Kalau kami berburu, 1808 01:37:24,400 --> 01:37:27,000 yang namanya kasuari, babi hutan, anoa, 1809 01:37:27,280 --> 01:37:29,680 kami kejar, kemudian tekel. 1810 01:37:30,000 --> 01:37:31,760 Kami jago main bola, bukan? 1811 01:37:32,920 --> 01:37:34,560 Aku tidak suka perempuan merokok. 1812 01:37:35,080 --> 01:37:37,280 Mulutnya keras seperti pinggiran asbak. 1813 01:37:37,800 --> 01:37:40,000 Berdebu seperti warteg tidak disapu. 1814 01:37:40,760 --> 01:37:42,840 Cewek merokok bisa kena kanker payudara. 1815 01:37:42,920 --> 01:37:44,920 Kalau sampai dioperasi, kasihan suaminya, 1816 01:37:45,480 --> 01:37:46,720 tidak ada pegangan hidup. 1817 01:37:47,440 --> 01:37:48,720 Cewek merokok, 1818 01:37:49,040 --> 01:37:51,680 yang menyusui, takutnya yang keluar bukan ASI, 1819 01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:52,920 asap. 1820 01:37:53,640 --> 01:37:54,680 Kasihan bayinya. 1821 01:37:54,920 --> 01:37:56,160 Setelah menyusu bilang, 1822 01:37:56,640 --> 01:37:58,880 "Ibu, ada tembakau tersangkut." 1823 01:37:59,480 --> 01:38:01,560 "Bukan tembakau, Sayang. Itu kumis Ayah." 1824 01:38:02,520 --> 01:38:04,440 "Ibu, Ayah tidak punya kumis." 1825 01:38:04,600 --> 01:38:06,960 "Benar, itu kumis Pak RT." 1826 01:38:07,880 --> 01:38:14,120 Di sini kamu Akan kuukir di dalam hatiku 1827 01:38:14,320 --> 01:38:17,880 Sebagai prasasti terima kasihku 1828 01:38:18,080 --> 01:38:20,240 Juga tidak pakai kol 1829 01:38:22,680 --> 01:38:24,840 Ini tahun 2014, tahunnya pemilu. 1830 01:38:25,320 --> 01:38:28,240 Salah satu kandidat terkuat presiden konon adalah 1831 01:38:28,360 --> 01:38:30,120 Pak Jokowi, Gubernur DKI. 1832 01:38:30,240 --> 01:38:33,160 Aku 100 persen mendukung Jokowi jadi presiden. 1833 01:38:33,520 --> 01:38:38,000 Karena kalau Jokowi jadi presiden, maka menurut undang-undang, 1834 01:38:38,760 --> 01:38:40,280 Ahok otomatis jadi gubernur. 1835 01:38:41,280 --> 01:38:42,520 Itu berarti, Teman-teman, 1836 01:38:42,760 --> 01:38:44,560 ibu kota telah kami kuasai. 1837 01:38:46,920 --> 01:38:47,920 Jangan main-main. 1838 01:38:49,080 --> 01:38:51,880 Di Amerika ada pergerakan bawah tanah bernama Iluminati, 1839 01:38:51,960 --> 01:38:54,240 kita juga punya pergerakan rahasia. 1840 01:38:54,440 --> 01:38:55,800 Namanya Ilucinati. 1841 01:38:58,280 --> 01:39:00,120 Aku mau membahas ibu tiri. 1842 01:39:00,520 --> 01:39:03,840 Ada yang bilang katanya kejam, aku tidak percaya. 1843 01:39:04,120 --> 01:39:06,320 Aku tanya teman yang punya ibu tiri. 1844 01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:08,200 "Ibu tirimu mana?" 1845 01:39:08,520 --> 01:39:09,560 "Sedang ambil rapor." 1846 01:39:10,280 --> 01:39:11,960 Ternyata benar ibu tiri kejam. 1847 01:39:12,400 --> 01:39:14,080 Rapor temanku diambil. 1848 01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:16,240 Awas kalau tidak dikembalikan. 1849 01:39:16,480 --> 01:39:19,080 Aku fan berat JKT48, 1850 01:39:19,160 --> 01:39:22,560 tapi entah kenapa JKT48 tidak pernah membuat lagu religi. 1851 01:39:22,680 --> 01:39:24,640 Padahal itu keren sekali. 1852 01:39:24,760 --> 01:39:26,800 Bayangkan ada 24 orang pakai jilbab. 1853 01:39:26,920 --> 01:39:29,040 Ada yang cinta kepada nabinya 1854 01:39:29,120 --> 01:39:33,360 Akhirnya, JKT48 ganti nama jadi JKT1434 Hijriyah. 1855 01:39:34,720 --> 01:39:37,440 Kalau aku foto dengan cewek, mereka beri komentar, 1856 01:39:37,560 --> 01:39:39,600 "Cewek ini khilaf foto dengan Mongol." 1857 01:39:39,960 --> 01:39:42,920 Giliran foto dengan cowok, pengikutku ribut semua. 1858 01:39:43,360 --> 01:39:44,640 "Benar, dia homo." 1859 01:39:44,760 --> 01:39:47,320 Aku kadang bingung mau foto dengan siapa 1860 01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:49,160 supaya kalian percaya aku normal. 1861 01:39:49,240 --> 01:39:51,600 Sejujurnya aku normal, Bang, tapi tahun lalu. 1862 01:39:52,240 --> 01:39:54,840 Yang kedua, yang suka membuatku sedih adalah 1863 01:39:54,960 --> 01:39:56,320 tiap kali manggung ditanya, 1864 01:39:56,440 --> 01:39:59,120 "Kenapa kacamatamu di kepala, tidak taruh di mata?" 1865 01:39:59,480 --> 01:40:01,680 Aku jujur, Bang, aku tidak minus. 1866 01:40:01,920 --> 01:40:04,480 Jujur, mataku aman semuanya. 1867 01:40:04,640 --> 01:40:06,040 Yang minus itu otakku. 1868 01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:09,360 Jadi, otak kuberi kacamata supaya dia tidak miring sepertiku. 121293

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