Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:07,615 --> 00:00:11,615
www.titlovi.com
2
00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:18,384
[WATER DRIPS]
3
00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:30,295
[CHOKES]
4
00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:45,844
PETE! WHAT?
5
00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,112
MOVE OVER!
6
00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:49,081
OKAY.
7
00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:06,143
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!
8
00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:09,634
JOGGING!
9
00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:12,737
Y-YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE, BERG.
10
00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:16,508
PEOPLE TALK AS IT IS.
11
00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:19,311
SOMETHING FROM ASHLEY'S
APARTMENT IS LEAKING ON MY BED.
12
00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:20,845
I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 48 HOURS,
13
00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:23,549
AND I HAVE TO BE BACK AT
THE HOSPITAL IN THE MORNING.
14
00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,728
THE COUCH IS CLOSER
TO THE HOSPITAL.
15
00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,531
WHY DON'T YOU GO SLEEP THERE?
16
00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:28,587
I CAN'T, OKAY?
17
00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:31,457
LAST WEEK, I SPILLED
MILK ON THE COUCH,
18
00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:34,059
AND FOR SOME
REASON, NOW IT SMELLS.
19
00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:35,827
SO GO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR.
20
00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:36,928
I CAN'T!
21
00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,330
FOR SOME REASON,
22
00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:40,532
THERE'S A LINE OF ANTS
HEADING TOWARDS THE COUCH!
23
00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,434
FINE.
24
00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:44,103
YOU CAN SLEEP HERE.
25
00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,370
GOOD.
26
00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:46,905
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
27
00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,541
I'M JUST GONNA
READ A LITTLE BIT.
28
00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:52,244
OH, THE TV WON'T
BOTHER YOU, WILL IT?
29
00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,045
[ SIREN WAILING, GUNFIRE]
30
00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:57,816
AND NOW... THE SINGING FISH.
31
00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,384
d I WANT TO KNOW d
32
00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,086
d CAN YOU HELP ME? d
33
00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:03,422
d HOW I LOVE TO STAY... d
34
00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,357
THAT'S THE LAST
TIME I BUY YOU A GIFT
35
00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:07,259
OUT OF THE AIRPLANE CATALOGUE!
36
00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:17,202
[SCRAPING]
37
00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:26,231
YOU CAN'T FOOL
ME. I KNOW IT'S YOU!
38
00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,982
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
39
00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:31,549
I'M GONNA PAINT MY DOOR.
40
00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:34,419
ACCORDING TO FENG SHUI, A
BLUE DOOR SAYS "WELCOME"!
41
00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:35,954
NOW GO HOME!
42
00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:38,891
HEY, IRENE, I'M NOT HERE
FOR WHAT YOU THINK.
43
00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:41,204
I JUST REALLY NEED
A PLACE TO SLEEP.
44
00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:44,296
OH, AND YOU THOUGHT,
"WHY NOT ON TOP OF IRENE?"
45
00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:47,366
LOOK, I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT
READY TO COMMIT TO YOU.
46
00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,301
BESIDES, MY HANDS ARE FULL.
47
00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,336
FRANKLY, SOME OF THE
CATS ARE REALLY VERY HIGH
48
00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:54,439
FROM THE PAINT!
49
00:02:57,444 --> 00:03:01,213
LOOK, IRENE, SOMETHING
FROM ASHLEY'S APARTMENT
50
00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:02,447
IS LEAKING ON MY BED.
51
00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,194
I JUST NEED A PLACE
TO SLEEP, THAT'S ALL.
52
00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:06,118
GO TELL HER TO FIX THE LEAK.
53
00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:07,386
SHE'S AT THE HOSPITAL.
54
00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,754
ALL RIGHT, THEN, JUST
GO SLEEP IN HER ROOM.
55
00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:10,989
HERE'S HER KEY.
56
00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:13,691
PLEASE TELL ME JOHNNY
LOANED YOU HIS KEY.
57
00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:16,395
ONCE. THAT'S WHEN
I HAD THESE MADE.
58
00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,466
HEY, BABY, WHERE YOU BEEN?
59
00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:24,603
NOT NOW, SWEETHEART. I
GOTTA CALL THE ROOFER GUY.
60
00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:27,205
THREE HOURS I WAITED FOR
HIM, AND HE NEVER SHOWED UP!
61
00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,152
OH, GOD, THAT REMINDS ME...
62
00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:31,877
THE ROOFER GUY CALLED,
AND HE CAN'T SHOW UP.
63
00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,946
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?!
64
00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,715
I WAS ABOUT TO, BUT
THE PHONE BROKE.
65
00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,483
WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
66
00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:41,419
I DON'T KNOW! WHAT
ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR?!
67
00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:43,822
THINGS FALL ONTO OTHER THINGS!
68
00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:46,324
THE GARBAGE
DISPOSAL'S BROKEN, TOO.
69
00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:49,394
WHAT A DAY I AM HAVING!
EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG!
70
00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:52,464
FIRST OF ALL, THERE WAS...
WHY IS THIS BEER WARM,
71
00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:55,067
AND COME THE LITTLE
LIGHT'S NOT COMING ON?!
72
00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,468
OH.
73
00:03:56,503 --> 00:04:00,138
I THOUGHT I UNPLUGGED
THE DISPOSAL.
74
00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,975
GOD, BABY, YOU'RE SO TENSE.
75
00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:04,342
HERE.
76
00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:06,444
OHH, OH, GOD, THAT
FEELS SO GOOD.
77
00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,579
SEE?
78
00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,258
TOMORROW'S GONNA
BE A BETTER DAY.
79
00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:10,782
LOWER.
80
00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:13,218
[Deep voice] TOMORROW'S
GONNA BE A BETTER DAY.
81
00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:19,290
[Normal voice] MAYBE I COULD
TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THINGS.
82
00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:20,659
OH, YEAH?
83
00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:23,028
WHAT EXACTLY DID
YOU HAVE IN MIND?
84
00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,730
I WENT TO THE STORE TODAY.
85
00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,098
DID YOU GET CANDLES?
86
00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:27,232
OH, YEAH.
87
00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,200
DID YOU GET MASSAGE
OIL? OH, YEAH!
88
00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:31,202
DID YOU GET PROTECTION?
89
00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:34,940
GOD, I REALLY GOTTA
START MAKING UP A LIST!
90
00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:38,276
BUT I GOT MY HOPES
UP AND EVERYTHING!
91
00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,545
WELL, BABY, JUST GO
OUT AND BUY SOME MORE.
92
00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,492
IT'S FREEZING OUTSIDE,
AND BELIEVE ME,
93
00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,661
COLD IS NOT GONNA
HELP US IN THE LONG RUN.
94
00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,184
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, THEN, UM,
95
00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,219
THEN GO GET SOME
FROM PETE AND BERG.
96
00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:51,322
EW!
97
00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:53,358
THEN I'LL GO ASK.
98
00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:55,371
I'M NOT GONNA HAVE
THEM SITTING UP THERE
99
00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:57,835
KNOWING THEIR PROTECTION'S
GETTING LUCKY WITH MY WIFE.
100
00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:01,499
WELL, THEN, YOU'D BETTER
GO TAKE A COLD... BATH.
101
00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:04,903
THE SHOWER HEAD BROKE OFF.
102
00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:08,273
[WATER FLOWING]
103
00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,443
OH, GROSS!
104
00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:22,453
OHH... I SHOULD HAVE
ASKED FOR THESE BACK
105
00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,455
WHEN WE BROKE UP.
106
00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:46,011
I AM THE TOILET KING.
107
00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,930
STUPID ASHLEY!
108
00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,365
[SPLASH]
109
00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,835
MY CARPET!
110
00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,804
MY MAGAZINES!
111
00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:18,143
[MOTOR WHIRRING]
112
00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:31,757
YEAH?
113
00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:35,861
HEY, DOROTHY. BUILDING
A TORNADO SHELTER?
114
00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,699
DO YOU KNOW WHERE JOHNNY
IS? HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE.
115
00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,236
WELL, IT'S THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
116
00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:47,305
HE'S PROBABLY ASLEEP,
LIKE MOST NORMAL PEOPLE!
117
00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:52,310
AH... SO YOU'VE BEEN
WATCHING US. GOOD.
118
00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,793
LISTEN, SINCE YOU'RE AWAKE
AND YOUR BED IS EMPTY,
119
00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,895
DO YOU THINK I COULD
CRASH HERE TONIGHT?
120
00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,486
I TOLD YOU, I AM NO
LONGER INTERESTED IN YOU.
121
00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:02,954
THAT'S WHY IT'S EASY TO ASK.
122
00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,991
OH, OH, I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.
123
00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:11,029
YOU DON'T GET THIRSTY
UNTIL THE WELL RUNS DRY.
124
00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:17,302
TAKE AWAY YOUR CANDY,
SUDDENLY YOU HAVE A SWEET TOOTH.
125
00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:21,339
COULD YOU USE
EARTH WORDS, PLEASE?
126
00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:25,343
YOU WANT ME. [LAUGHS]
127
00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,723
OKAY, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, IRENE.
128
00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:31,783
ALL THESE YEARS OF SNUBBING
YOU HAVE BEEN AN ELABORATE RUSE
129
00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:33,618
TO GET YOU IN BED TONIGHT.
130
00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:36,587
WOW, THIS IS BORDERING
ON OBSESSION.
131
00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:39,557
DON'T MAKE ME GET A
RESTRAINING ORDER.
132
00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:44,362
YOU CAN HAVE MINE!
JUST REVERSE THE NAMES!
133
00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,501
I'LL BE OFF IN A SECOND.
134
00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:52,615
I JUST HAVE TO
CHECK MY MESSAGES.
135
00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,773
I WENT OUT WITH THIS
TERRIFIC GUY THE OTHER NIGHT.
136
00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,376
HE'S REALLY RICH, NOT
THAT THAT MATTERS.
137
00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,413
[Telephone ringing]
138
00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:04,216
Berg: HELLO?
139
00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,484
W-WHO IS THIS?
140
00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:13,325
WELL, YOU CALLED
ME.WHO DO YOU THINK?
141
00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:17,907
BERG?!
142
00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,932
YEP.
143
00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:23,101
NO!
144
00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:24,981
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY APARTMENT?!
145
00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,504
I'M NOT IN YOUR APARTMENT.
146
00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,639
WHY WOULD I BE IN
YOUR APARTMENT?
147
00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,476
Y-Y-YOU WERE THINKING OF
YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND BERG,
148
00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,712
so you accidentally
dialed me instead.
149
00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:37,249
I UNDERSTAND. I'M MORE
ADDICTIVE THAN CRACK.
150
00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,450
[ "DANCE OF THE
SUGARPLUM FAIRIES" PLAYS]
151
00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:41,597
HEY, IS THAT MY MUSIC BOX?
152
00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,488
NO.
153
00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,557
OKAY, SO, HYPOTHETICALLY,
SINCE YOU'RE IN YOUR APARTMENT,
154
00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:49,261
IF I CALL YOU BACK, YOU'RE
GONNA PICK UP YOUR PHONE?
155
00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:52,697
NOT A CHANCE, LADY! YOU
REALLY GOTTA GET OVER ME!
156
00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,900
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
157
00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:57,802
WHAT?! I MEAN... AAHH!
158
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,776
Sharon.
159
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,616
SHARON... NO.
160
00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,288
CAN'T WE JUST MESS AROUND?
161
00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:19,324
JOHNNY, IF YOU COULD
JUST MESS AROUND,
162
00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:22,527
WE WOULDN'T KEEP
RUNNING OUT OF PROTECTION.
163
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,396
IF YOU COULD MAKE A LIST,
164
00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:27,465
WE'D BE MAKING WITH THE
BUMP-BUMPS RIGHT NOW.
165
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,635
COME ON, IT'S NOT
LIKE I DON'T WANT TO,
166
00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:33,271
BUT, I MEAN, WE
GOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE.
167
00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:34,906
IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE TEENAGERS.
168
00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:38,910
ARE YOU MAKING
FUN OF MY PARENTS?
169
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:41,179
I JUST DON'T THINK
IT'S WORTH THE RISK.
170
00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:44,449
THE RISK IS TINY! IT'S
RIDICULOUSLY TINY!
171
00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,783
YEAH, HOW TINY?
172
00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:49,587
WELL, I WORK A LOT AROUND
ELECTRICAL CURRENTS.
173
00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:52,023
I'M PRETTY SURE I'M STERILE.
174
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,558
OH, OH, THAT'S GOOD.
175
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,094
AS WE WALK BY
PEOPLE, THEY'LL SAY,
176
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:59,264
"LOOKY, THERE GOES
THE STERILE ELECTRICIAN
177
00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,032
AND HIS PREGNANT BRIDE."
178
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,146
I CAN HANDLE THAT. I LOVE KIDS.
179
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:06,071
I COULD SAY I WANTED TO
RAISE TIGERS RIGHT NOW,
180
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,339
AND YOU'D SAY YES.
181
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:10,008
SURE, WE COULD WORK
THEM INTO OUR MAGIC ACT.
182
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,709
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
183
00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:15,280
SERIOUSLY, JOHNNY, I DON'T
THINK YOU'RE READY TO BE A FATHER.
184
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:18,283
WHOA, WHOA! WHAT'S
THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
185
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,485
I'M GONNA BE A GREAT DAD.
186
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,488
YES, YOU WILL,
SOMEDAY, BUT NOT NOW.
187
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:27,725
EVERYTHING MAKES YOU ANGRY...
BROKEN PHONES, WARM BEER.
188
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,000
I AM GOING TO BE
THE MOST PATIENT
189
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,930
AND UNDERSTANDING
FATHER A CHILD HAS EVER HAD.
190
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,265
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
191
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,433
GO AWAY!
192
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:38,069
HEY, THANKS, BUDDY, I, UH,
193
00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:41,039
I REALLY NEED A PLACE TO CRASH.
194
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,185
NOT HERE!
195
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,609
NO, MY BED IS SOAKING WET.
196
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:49,247
THE COUCH SMELLS,
AND ASHLEY'S GOT THIS...
197
00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,718
[BELL DINGS]
198
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,757
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE THINKS
I'M OBSESSED WITH HER.
199
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:03,294
I MEAN, SHE... SHE'S THE
ONE WHO'S OFF-BALANCE.
200
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,664
SHE'S THE ONE WHO
SPENT FOUR MONTHS
201
00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:08,799
IN A SPECIAL HOSPITAL.
202
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:12,370
THEY DIDN'T TAKE AWAY MY
MIRRORS AND SHOELACES.
203
00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:15,240
YOU DON'T SEE ME UP IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
204
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,020
TALKING TO MYSELF, DO YOU?
205
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,743
NO, YOU DO NOT.
206
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,929
WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?
207
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,176
LOOK, JUST BECAUSE I
KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR ONCE
208
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,499
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
209
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,646
DOES NOT MEAN THAT
I'M OBSESSED WITH YOU.
210
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,770
THIS IS THE SECOND
TIME YOU'VE KNOCKED.
211
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,339
OH, AND THAT MAKES ME OBSESSED?
212
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,742
LOOK, I'M JUST THE KNOCKER.
YOU'RE THE COUNTER KNOCKER
213
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:54,079
OH, PETE, THIS IS CLASSIC.
214
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:57,248
IT DOESN'T TAKE
DR. FREUD TO NOTICE
215
00:11:57,284 --> 00:12:01,119
YOU WORKED "KNOCKERS"
INTO THE CONVERSATION.
216
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,853
WHAT?! WHAT?!
217
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:06,391
NO, NO, NO, IRENE,
THAT IS... [STAMMERS]
218
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:09,327
YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS
CONVERSATION IS OVER!
219
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,696
THEN WHY ARE YOU
STILL STANDING HERE?
220
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,098
B-B-B... AH!
221
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,434
GAAH!
222
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,385
'CAUSE IT'S A FREE
COUNTRY, THAT'S WHY!
223
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,243
AAGH!
224
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,512
THAT DOES IT! THAT DOES IT!
225
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,980
ASHLEY!
226
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:42,059
[High-pitched] BLANKET...
WHERE'S MY BLANKET?
227
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,128
SHUT UP, BERG!
228
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,798
HEY... EASY.
229
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:50,601
THE LITTLE FELLA
LOST HIS BLANKET.
230
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:53,604
YOU DO KNOW THAT'S BERG, RIGHT?
231
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,874
I'M JUST TRYING TO
SHOW A LITTLE PATIENCE
232
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,576
AND UNDERSTANDING.
233
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,946
HEY, I THINK THAT'S MY
NATURAL FATHERLY INSTINCTS
234
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,648
KICKING IN.
235
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,450
OKAY, FINE.
236
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,553
BUT IF HE'S HUNGRY,
I'M NOT BREAST-FEEDING.
237
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:13,290
HEY... HERE YOU GO.
238
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,761
THERE, THAT'S RIGHT, SLUGGER.
239
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,564
THAT'S A BLANKET.
240
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:27,271
ASHLEY!
241
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,511
OW!
242
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,748
DAMN KEY!
243
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:50,394
HELLO?
244
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,630
[WATER SPLASHING]
245
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,731
HUH.
246
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,867
THAT'S FUNNY, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
247
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:59,003
THERE'D BE A 3-HEADED
DOG GUARDING THIS ROOM.
248
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,277
HUH.
249
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:15,119
COME ON, BOY! THERE'S
TROUBLE AT THE WELL!
250
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,330
[GRUNTS]
251
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:29,667
THAT'S A GOOD BOY!
252
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,903
STAY. STAY.
253
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:37,107
THAT'S TOILET WATER. YOU ENJOY.
254
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,676
MR. JEEBERS!
255
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,611
COME HERE, BABY!
256
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,146
MR. JEEBERS!
257
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:45,482
MR. JEEBERS, WHERE ARE YOU?
258
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:49,587
[YOWLS]
259
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,866
AAAAHHH!
260
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,891
WHAT'S THAT? THERE'S A SOUND.
261
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:54,959
HONEY!
262
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,360
WHAT?
263
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,763
BERG'S TALKING
IN HIS SLEEP AGAIN.
264
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,464
THAT'S 10 TIMES TONIGHT.
265
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:02,266
[MUMBLES]
266
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,734
AAH! DAMN IT!
267
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,502
DAMN IT.
268
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,072
SHH, BERG, IT'S OKAY, BUDDY.
269
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:09,406
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
270
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,845
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
271
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:18,015
JUST FIXING HIS PILLOW.
JUST FLUFFING HIS PILLOW.
272
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,417
UHH.
273
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,419
DO YOU HAVE SOME WATER?
274
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,788
WHAT?
275
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,556
THIRSTY.
276
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,725
YEAH, FINE.
277
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,461
4:00 IN THE MORNING...
GETTING HIM A DRINK OF WATER.
278
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,541
NOBODY EVER GOT
ME A DRINK OF WATER.
279
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,677
BATHROOM LIGHT IS
ON. NO ONE'S IN THERE.
280
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,667
I'M THE TOILET KING.
281
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,147
[ BEEP]
282
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:53,918
Man: HEY, ASHLEY... IT'S DeVO.
283
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,201
I HAD A GREAT TIE
THE OTHER NIGH.
284
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,825
GIVE ME A CAL.
285
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,661
MY NUMBER IS - [ BEEP]
286
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,196
Electronic voice:
MESSAGE ERASED.
287
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,499
OOPS.
288
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:14,571
[ "DANCE OF THE
SUGARPLUM FAIRIES" PLAYS]
289
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:19,243
ONE AND TWO AND
ONE AND TWO AND...
290
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,378
[MUSIC STOPS]
291
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:28,385
DON'T WORRY, BABY.
292
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:31,488
OKAY, MAMA'S HERE.
293
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,457
[YOWLS]
294
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:38,295
ONE... TWO...
295
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,167
[YOWLING]
296
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:46,370
[CRASHING]
297
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,076
WAKE UP!
298
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,745
BERG, GO TO BED.
299
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,848
I HEARD A NOISE!
300
00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,350
IT'S NOTHING LIKE THE
NOISE YOU'RE GONNA HEAR
301
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:01,596
IF I HAVE TO GET UP.
302
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,888
BERG, JUST GO BACK TO
SLEEP. IT WAS NOTHING.
303
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,957
BUT YOU GUYS, I...
BUT... BUT WHAT?
304
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,526
DO YOU HAVE ANY JUICE?
305
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,795
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
306
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,897
JOHNNY, HE ONLY ASKED FOR JUICE.
307
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,212
WHY DO YOU BABY HIM?
308
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,035
COME ON, LET'S GO.
309
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,936
YOU'RE GOING BACK UPSTAIRS.
310
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:23,040
I DON'T WANNA GO
UPSTAIRS. I WANT SOME JUICE.
311
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:28,179
YOU CAN GET YOUR
OWN JUICE UPSTAIRS.
312
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,246
FINE!
313
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:32,649
I WILL GET MY OWN
JUICE UPSTAIRS.
314
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,952
AH! NO, NO, NO.
315
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,420
YOU'RE GOING UP TO YOUR ROOM!
316
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,856
GREAT, GREAT, I
WANNA GO TO MY ROOM.
317
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,324
GOOD.
318
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,799
YOU'LL BE SORRY WHEN I'M DEAD!
319
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,975
IT'S LIKE DEALING WITH A BABY!
320
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,066
NOW, SWEETIE, THAT IS NOT FAIR.
321
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,268
YOU CANNOT COMPARE
BERG TO A BABY.
322
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:52,737
BABIES HAVE POTENTIAL.
323
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,539
I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
324
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,141
OF COURSE I WAS!
325
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,110
ABOUT WHAT THIS TIME?
326
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:02,579
ABOUT ME NOT BEING
READY TO HAVE A BABY.
327
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,049
FROM NOW ON, WE
USE PROTECTION...
328
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,195
TWO AT A TIME.
329
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,352
OKAY.
330
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,054
GOODNIGHT.
331
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,190
GOODNIGHT. [CHUCKLES]
332
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,260
MMM... MMM...
333
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:20,131
OKAY... BASEBALL,
SISTER MARGARET,
334
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:23,200
108 TIMES 5, BASEBALL...
335
00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:29,273
[AIR HORN BLARES]
336
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:34,845
DO ALL THE MEN IN YOUR
BEDGET THAT WARNING?
337
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,214
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?
338
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,683
WELL, I HAD A BIT OF PORRIDGE...
339
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:42,219
[AIR HORN BLARES]
340
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,022
I'M SORRY, I MUST
HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP.
341
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,758
THIS BED IS REALLY COMFORTABLE.
IS THIS EGYPTIAN COTTON?
342
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,394
[GASPS] MY MUSIC BOX!
343
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,430
OH, YEAH. HERE.
344
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,699
HERE'S YOUR LITTLE TOY.
345
00:18:55,734 --> 00:19:00,370
IT IS NOT A TOY! YOU
BROKE PRETTY CATHY!
346
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,840
SO, DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER?
347
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,010
I'LL MELT HER FEET
RIGHT BACK ON.
348
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,577
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
349
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,347
I CAME UP HERE
TO FIX YOUR TOILET.
350
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,817
IT'S LEAKING INTO OUR APARTMENT.
351
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,552
AH! MY POODLE COZY!
352
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:19,890
I KNOW, I TRIED TO STOP HIM.
353
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:23,560
HE'S SO BRAVE.
354
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,064
AH!
355
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,533
WELL, GO DOWN AND
TURN OFF THE WATER MAIN!
356
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,636
I'M NOT GOING DOWN TO THE
DEPARTMENT OF WATER AND POWER
357
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,271
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
358
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,308
IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE THE
BUILDING BY THE GARBAGE BINS.
359
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,709
I KNOW THAT!
360
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:41,979
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT TURN
OFF THE WATER TO THE CITY!
361
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,349
PETE?
362
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,716
[SCOFFS]
363
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,753
NO, NO, NO, IRENE, IT'S
NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
364
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,421
I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH YOU!
365
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,290
YOU WANT TO LOOK?! FINE!
366
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,126
GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM!
367
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,779
YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE.
368
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,884
[GRUNTS]
369
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,386
YOU CAN SLEEP THERE.
370
00:20:59,386 --> 00:21:03,386
Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com
25190
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
