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Previously on Boston Legal
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Shirley kissed me.
She still loves me.
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I'm seeing someone
who's dying of lung cancer.
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I can't keep going.
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“Hands” Espenson,
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banking and finance genius,
only don't call him “Hands.”
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I've been working very hard
to deal with my Asperger's syndrome.
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It's called “friends with benefits.”
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I have never had
that kind of friend before.
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–Alan, Marlene Stanger.
–A pleasure, Ms Stanger.
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We're going to make love.
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We're going to get this
out of our system,
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and then we will move on.
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You want to marry me?
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濠虞薯濛 –NSC 濠虞ぜ
(http://club.nate.com/tsm)
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蛐纔檜暮
梯繹敕(kim1047@nate.com)
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諒觼ら餵
彌摹艙(seedyun@nate.com)
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и旋廓羲
譆翕⑷(brit01@nate.com)
QA: ΤΖΩΤΖΙΟΥ
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God!
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Oh, God, please, no!
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I'm in control.
Deep breaths.
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You're in control.
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License and registration, please.
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Mr Espenson, you were driving
in the car pool lane.
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That lane's reserved for vehicles
with two or more passengers.
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Sir, that is not a person
in your passenger seat.
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I'm sorry.
I'll pay the ticket.
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Okay, I'm also going to have
to impound the doll.
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–What?
–I'm afraid that's the law, sir.
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You can't have her.
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Sir, please get back in the vehicle.
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No, you can't take her!
She's done nothing wrong!
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It was all me, my fault!
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Sir, please get back in the vehicle.
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No!
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No, no, no!
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All right! Take it easy!
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All right, hold him.
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No!
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We're developing pictures.
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We're photography buffs.
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Yes, and I hate to interrupt your buffing,
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but there's an emergency.
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Jerry Espenson is in jail.
Last night he tackled a police officer.
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What?
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He's totally flipped out.
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If you like to watch,
I'm okay with that.
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All right, Denny.
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Um, have you got a sec?
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Yeah, sure. What's up?
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Uh, well, the good news is
I'm getting married…
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to Daniel Post.
–Wow.
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Denise…
–Thanks.
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–Congratulations.
–Thank you.
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–Denise…
–Thank you.
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Thank you, Denny.
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Denny! Denny!
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Denny…
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Denny!
–Denny!
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The bad news is Daniel got arrested,
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and I was hoping that
you could defend him.
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What did he do?
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Well, it seems he went out
and bought himself, um…
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a lung.
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Boston Legal
3x01 Can't We All Get a Lung?
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ORIGINAL AIR DATE
ON ABC: 2006/09/19
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It's not that complicated.
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I met this guy Tom
at my oncologist's office.
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He's got a brainstem tumor.
It's inoperable.
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So he had cancer, I had cancer,
and we, we became friends.
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As you know, I lost a lung.
Coincidentally, Tom has two.
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And even more of a coincidence,
our tissues match.
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Gee, what do you know?
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Now I'm not gonna need a lung
for a couple years,
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but, you know, hey, why put off for tomorrow
what you can transplant today?
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And as it turns out, I have all
this extra money lying around,
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so I thought I'd help
Tom's daughter with college.
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Wow. And these idiot prosecutors
thought you were buying a lung.
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By the way, you see the ring?
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Holy!
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Denise.
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Marlene.
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–I hear you're getting married.
–I am.
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Congratulations.
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It must be a relief to have
some financial security.
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Does Buzz know?
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–Buzz?
–Buzz Lightyear.
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Isn't that the nickname for
the Ken Doll with benefits?
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Marlene, I'm finding it extremely
difficult not to assault you right now.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Am I being too familiar?
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I thought we were girlfriends.
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I was hoping the relationship
wouldn't change
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when I made partner and you didn't,
but I guess it has.
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Oh, well.
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Brad, did you hear?
Denise is getting married.
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Really?
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I, I was going to tell you.
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Sometimes it's easier to hear it
from a third party.
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That could have hit me.
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Alan, I know I was wrong
to drive in the car pool lane.
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I stand ready to pay the fine,
but they have no right to take that…
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Okay, Jerry.
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I want you to take
a big, deep breath.
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Oh, God. They're probably
violating her as we speak.
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By “her” you mean the doll?
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Some men do despicable things to them.
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Some men get them specifically for…
sexual purposes.
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You can't mean that.
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The blow-up dolls advertised
with the lifelike genitalia?
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Men get them for sexual purposes?
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–You're making fun of me.
–No, Jerry.
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This doll is a virgin.
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Now the police have her.
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You've got to get her back!
That officer was groping her!
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That's why I had to take action.
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Jerry, I will help you,
but you're talking about a doll.
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But I can talk to her.
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As inanimate as she may be,
I feel safe with her.
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I can talk…
about things.
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Okay.
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But, Jerry, could we perhaps
get another doll?
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No!
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As much as I know that
she's not real,
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she's real to me.
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You need to help, Alan.
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She's real to me.
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I got a second and third opinion,
and they all say it's inoperable.
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I've been through
the whole stages of death thing.
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I cried, I begged,
I threw stuff.
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I made it to acceptance.
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And now you seem to have made it
to the final stage, profiteering.
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These nonterminals
have no sense of humor.
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My daughter, she wants me
to fight the cancer,
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but the thing is, if I do
the chemo and the radiation,
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the most I may buy is three
or four really nasty months.
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I don't want that.
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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna plead not guilty
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and go with your story that this is
just two friends helping each other out.
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–Great.
–Except that's probably not gonna work,
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so we'll also need to file a motion
to dismiss on Constitutional grounds.
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And then hope that
in the Constitution somewhere
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it says it's okay to sell your body
parts to the highest bidder.
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All right, you wanna marry some
guy, a criminal no less, that's fine,
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but to lie to me?
–Don't yell at me!
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I did not lie to you.
–Yes, you did.
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Denise, we're sleeping together,
and you're engaged.
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–Stop yelling at me!
–Don't you think that I deserve some…
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–It just happened.
–Oh, it just happened,
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you just happened to get engaged?
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–Yeah, you know what? Get out!
–So this is the modern-day woman, huh?
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She has her friends with benefits
and collects her marriage
proposals on the side?
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–Get out!
–You really have it all, don't you?
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Yeah, yeah, I really have it all.
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I'm in love with a man who is dying.
Lucky, lucky me.
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You son of a bitch.
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Why didn't you just tell me
that you were seeing him?
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Because he was in Switzerland
getting an experimental treatment,
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and I didn't think
he was coming back.
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I'm sorry that I love him.
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I don't want to love him,
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but I do.
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I've got to get him help.
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My God, if you saw the way
he hugged her.
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Is she cute?
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Denny, it's a doll.
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Oh, come on. Don't tell me you've
never gone to town on a doll.
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No, as a matter of fact.
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Have you?
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Denny… –Well, not just any doll.
I'm, I'm not, uh…
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uh, what's the word?
–Peculiar.
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But I suppose I've been with…
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a special doll.
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Would I like her?
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Do you want to meet her?
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She's in the closet.
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–Denny, I've been in that closet.
–Not this closet.
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I'm the only one with the key
to this closet.
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Alan Shore, meet Shirley Schmidtho.
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Oh, my God.
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This little ho knows how
to please, let me tell you.
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You had this custom-made.
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Here's the thing
about rich people, Alan.
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We get whatever we want.
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Shirley Schmidtho.
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All rise.
Judge Clark Brown presiding.
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–Oh, dear.
–Problem?
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Judge Brown, I'm not his favorite.
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Be seated.
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Ms Schmidt…
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I have before me your motion to dismiss
on Constitutional grounds.
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Denied.
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You better take this.
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Your honor, I would ask that you would
reconsider the defense's motion.
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I will not.
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He wanted to purchase a lung,
and he wanted to sell a lung.
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Horrible, horrible
and shocking!
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In the interest of fairness, your honor,
it's imperative that you…
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No, I'm ruling on your papers.
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The law as it stands is Constitutional,
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and my decision stands firm.
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I am not one of your
activist judges, Ms Bauer.
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I follow the law as it is written,
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a practice that makes
neither nansy nor pansy.
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We will proceed.
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I spoke with a few psychologists.
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And while they can appreciate
how a person with Asperger's
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might find comfort
in an imaginary soul mate…
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You're choosing your words carefully.
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Why are you talking this way?
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When you talk to me like that,
I do not hear your words.
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I only hear the pitter-patter of somebody
tiptoeing lightly around a crazy person.
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I know she's not real.
I'm not delusional. I just…
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I spent a lot of money on it.
That's all.
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Jerry, that isn't truthful.
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You may not be having sex with it,
but you've completely individualized it.
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You call it “her.”
You treat her as a loved one.
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You've just described every man's
relationship with his car.
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The psychologists tell me as understandable
as your attraction may be,
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it isn't healthy.
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Have you ever been with
a real woman, sexually?
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I think you know the answer
to that question, Alan.
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There was a time years ago
when I had some…
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difficulty of a certain stripe.
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I was referred to a sex therapist,
a surrogate, in fact.
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I'd like you to meet with her.
–That's disgusting!
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It is not disgusting.
What's more, she helped me enormously.
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I believe she could help you.
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For God's sake, Jerry,
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you're smart enough to realize your disability
with intimacy is profound here.
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You need to get help
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I was accepted to Penn this spring.
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I knew it was out of our price range,
so I contacted the financial aid office.
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Did you qualify for financial assistance?
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I didn't need to.
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My tuition was paid,
all four years in full.
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Who paid your tuition, Megan?
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It took some digging, but I eventually
learned that it was Daniel Post.
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00:13:11,736 --> 00:13:15,613
I asked my father who Daniel Post was
and if he knew anything about it.
247
00:13:15,613 --> 00:13:19,597
He said I should be grateful
and to keep it between us.
248
00:13:19,597 --> 00:13:21,456
Then I found the test.
249
00:13:21,456 --> 00:13:23,690
Commonwealth exhibit A.
250
00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:26,787
–Was this the test you discovered?
–Yes, in my dad's desk.
251
00:13:26,787 --> 00:13:30,102
It's a comparison study
between my father and Mr Post.
252
00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:32,601
They're a perfect match for each other.
253
00:13:32,601 --> 00:13:37,898
Megan, why are you here
testifying against your father?
254
00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:41,111
My mother died when I was 6.
255
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:46,339
My dad is my whole family.
256
00:13:47,004 --> 00:13:50,452
You have to at least try.
257
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:56,172
Megan, it's clear that you love
your father very, very much,
258
00:13:56,172 --> 00:14:00,151
and he has a tumor in his brain
that cannot be removed.
259
00:14:00,151 --> 00:14:03,589
And there's no getting
around that, is there?
260
00:14:03,589 --> 00:14:04,475
No.
261
00:14:04,475 --> 00:14:06,976
But there's no real evidence
262
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:11,321
that Daniel Post paid your tuition
in exchange for one of your father's lungs.
263
00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:15,168
There's no contract between them.
Nothing's signed. No receipt.
264
00:14:15,168 --> 00:14:19,995
There's no real proof of a connection
between the two of them, correct?
265
00:14:19,995 --> 00:14:23,848
So they just got typed
and matched for the hell of it?
266
00:14:23,848 --> 00:14:29,016
Megan, your father still has
both of his lungs.
267
00:14:29,016 --> 00:14:36,057
Isn't it possible that Daniel Post
paid your tuition to be nice?
268
00:14:36,263 --> 00:14:41,865
Because he could,
for the daughter of a friend.
269
00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:59,189
Joanna.
My name is Alan Shore.
270
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:02,430
I'm not sure if you remember me.
–Yes.
271
00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:03,887
How are you, Alan?
272
00:15:03,887 --> 00:15:09,384
I have a matter of great urgency.
I wonder if I could speak with you.
273
00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:13,230
And I'm just afraid
the more isolated he becomes…
274
00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:17,876
I mean, I would imagine men
who bond with dolls,
275
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:21,975
some kind of intervention has
to take place here.
276
00:15:21,975 --> 00:15:23,755
Alan, I'm retired.
277
00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:25,245
I've remarried,
278
00:15:25,245 --> 00:15:29,089
and my husband has problems
with his wife being a sexual surrogate.
279
00:15:29,089 --> 00:15:30,229
You've retired?
280
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,441
But I can refer you
to several other therapists.
281
00:15:32,441 --> 00:15:35,131
Without even meeting these women,
282
00:15:35,131 --> 00:15:37,613
I know they simply cannot be you.
283
00:15:37,613 --> 00:15:39,483
Well, I suppose I'm flattered.
284
00:15:39,483 --> 00:15:42,289
I mean to connote despair,
not flattery.
285
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:48,260
My friend is extremely disenfranchised,
both sexually and emotionally,
286
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,124
and time is running out.
He's in his 40s.
287
00:15:50,124 --> 00:15:52,035
His best friend is a doll.
288
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:56,418
Could you please come out of
retirement for just one case?
289
00:15:56,418 --> 00:15:58,627
I beg you.
290
00:16:02,641 --> 00:16:04,422
I don't want to be alone with her.
291
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,870
Can't I do this over the computer?
292
00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:09,087
No, Jerry, you have to be
in the same room.
293
00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:12,163
I'm not comfortable.
I don't want to be alone with her.
294
00:16:12,163 --> 00:16:14,969
And don't go rushing off to court
trying to get some kind of order.
295
00:16:14,969 --> 00:16:17,315
You can't make me, Alan!
296
00:16:17,315 --> 00:16:19,781
Would it help if Patty went with you?
297
00:16:19,781 --> 00:16:22,231
That'll just make me look
more like a freak.
298
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,241
No, it won't.
299
00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:24,679
How about we both join you,
300
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:28,636
Patty and I, just for
the initial consultation?
301
00:16:29,544 --> 00:16:32,516
11:30 sounds perfect.
Thank you, Joanna.
302
00:16:32,516 --> 00:16:35,102
You have no idea how grateful I am.
303
00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:36,525
We'll see you then.
304
00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:39,353
You missed your 10 o'clock.
305
00:16:39,353 --> 00:16:41,107
Um, something came up.
306
00:16:41,107 --> 00:16:45,274
Something was supposed to come up
in the closet at 10 o'clock.
307
00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:50,469
I've got a few minutes now if you'd like
to go somewhere and grab a bite.
308
00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:53,103
I'm leaving for New York.
309
00:16:53,103 --> 00:16:54,411
–Now?
–Friday.
310
00:16:54,411 --> 00:16:56,471
I'm transferring
to the New York office.
311
00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:57,792
What?
312
00:16:57,792 --> 00:17:00,358
Why? –I don't feel I'm doing
my best work here.
313
00:17:00,358 --> 00:17:03,043
I assure you, Marlene, you are.
314
00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:05,153
I'll miss you.
315
00:17:05,153 --> 00:17:07,059
Huh? That's it?
316
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,966
You'll miss me?
317
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,342
Dear…
318
00:17:13,514 --> 00:17:16,494
Mr Post, who is Eugene Volokh?
319
00:17:16,692 --> 00:17:19,139
Eugene is a security guard
at my office building.
320
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:22,448
Why did you write him
a check for $50,000?
321
00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:25,781
Eugene's son is autistic.
He has to go to a special school.
322
00:17:25,781 --> 00:17:28,915
So you just gave him the money?
323
00:17:29,362 --> 00:17:31,889
So in addition to Katrina relief,
324
00:17:31,889 --> 00:17:35,043
the children's hospital of Boston
and a dozen other charities,
325
00:17:35,043 --> 00:17:39,022
you just give money to people
that you meet?
326
00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:46,276
Have you ever asked any of the people
that you've helped for something in return?
327
00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:49,752
–No.
–Not even say, um…
328
00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:51,359
a body part?
329
00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:52,857
Not a one.
330
00:17:52,857 --> 00:17:55,430
Uh, Mr Post, how did you get
to court this morning?
331
00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:57,569
–Car.
–You drove?
332
00:17:57,569 --> 00:17:59,476
–I was driven.
–You have a car and driver?
333
00:17:59,476 --> 00:18:01,118
Let's just stipulate
I'm a rich guy, right?
334
00:18:01,118 --> 00:18:03,412
Rich guys play by different
rules, don't they?
335
00:18:03,412 --> 00:18:05,546
The same rules,
just I have more toys.
336
00:18:05,546 --> 00:18:07,246
You did hear that
I share mine, right?
337
00:18:07,246 --> 00:18:11,254
I did. You're obviously a generous man
and a lucky one.
338
00:18:11,254 --> 00:18:12,808
Except for the whole cancer thing.
339
00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:15,617
Well, but you got the best treatment
money could buy, right?
340
00:18:15,617 --> 00:18:18,684
And then you got yourself into the most
promising drug trial in this country, right?
341
00:18:18,684 --> 00:18:20,170
Along with about 2,000 other people.
342
00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:24,417
You were sued for manipulating
that study to your benefit.
343
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:28,238
–Uh, the suit went away.
–Because the plaintiff died,
344
00:18:28,238 --> 00:18:31,888
but not before you tried to buy your way
out of the inconvenience of a trial.
345
00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:33,548
And when the study here
at home didn't work,
346
00:18:33,548 --> 00:18:36,346
you just got yourself into
another one in Switzerland, didn't you?
347
00:18:36,346 --> 00:18:39,010
I mean, a man like you, used to
controlling everything in your world…
348
00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,527
–Objection!
–Sustained.
349
00:18:40,527 --> 00:18:42,929
I'm just saying, Mr Post,
you've got deep pockets,
350
00:18:42,929 --> 00:18:45,582
and you're able to use them
to get what you want.
351
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:49,915
And the one lung that you have left,
it's not gonna last forever, is it?
352
00:18:49,915 --> 00:18:53,524
And every time you have
to stop on the street,
and you feel that tightness in your chest,
353
00:18:53,524 --> 00:18:55,428
it reminds you of how vulnerable
you are, doesn't it?
354
00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:56,557
Objection!
355
00:18:56,557 --> 00:19:00,428
Your honor, this trial shouldn't be
about who offered what to whom.
356
00:19:00,428 --> 00:19:03,898
It should be about whether or not
our government has the right to control
357
00:19:03,898 --> 00:19:07,827
what we can and cannot do
with our own bodies…
358
00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:11,567
What you should be able to do
to save your own life.
359
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,023
–Your honor!
–Disregard her.
360
00:19:13,023 --> 00:19:14,644
Judge Brown doesn't want
to hear about these issues,
361
00:19:14,644 --> 00:19:16,270
because they cut a little
too close to the bone.
362
00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:17,904
You see, I did some research,
363
00:19:17,904 --> 00:19:22,463
and it seems judge Brown
is himself a survivor of colon cancer.
364
00:19:22,463 --> 00:19:24,133
But his is treatable.
365
00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:26,715
He could throw a couple of
radioactive seeds in the back door,
366
00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:29,226
and then you don't have to
face the hard truth
367
00:19:29,226 --> 00:19:34,700
about what you would be
willing to do if you were dying.
368
00:19:45,028 --> 00:19:49,048
You know, Jerry, Alan is
very concerned about you.
369
00:19:49,048 --> 00:19:54,188
He thinks your social isolation
is rather extreme.
370
00:19:54,188 --> 00:19:57,043
But the good news is,
371
00:19:57,043 --> 00:19:58,929
it's not.
372
00:19:58,929 --> 00:20:03,259
Many men your age are living alone
these days without partners.
373
00:20:03,259 --> 00:20:05,628
It's become all too common, in fact,
374
00:20:05,628 --> 00:20:10,083
and I've treated many like you,
who prefer dolls.
375
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:14,596
Mainly they're motivated
by a desire to avoid rejection,
376
00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:16,684
which, when you think about it,
377
00:20:16,684 --> 00:20:22,396
every man fears rejection
from women on some level.
378
00:20:23,694 --> 00:20:26,133
Thank you.
379
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:34,624
Do you lie in your bed
next to Patricia?
380
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:37,641
–I do not have sex with her.
–Oh, I believe you.
381
00:20:37,641 --> 00:20:39,051
I believe you.
382
00:20:39,051 --> 00:20:42,810
Because what you're looking for
isn't sex so much
383
00:20:42,810 --> 00:20:47,696
as intimacy in a relationship.
384
00:20:49,734 --> 00:20:54,984
Jerry, I want to have another session
when you and I just lie together.
385
00:20:54,984 --> 00:20:59,411
No sexual touching.
We just lie next to each other.
386
00:20:59,411 --> 00:21:00,539
Oh, I don't know.
387
00:21:00,539 --> 00:21:05,360
It won't be about sex,
but body awareness…
388
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,922
and relaxation.
389
00:21:09,525 --> 00:21:13,611
–Naked?
–Yes.
390
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,021
I wouldn't want you there for that.
391
00:21:21,021 --> 00:21:22,868
Understood.
392
00:21:30,744 --> 00:21:33,527
That didn't go very well.
393
00:21:33,527 --> 00:21:35,561
No, it didn't.
394
00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:43,315
–Are you okay?
–Mm, fine.
395
00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:46,540
A penny for your thoughts?
396
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:51,054
My thoughts are not for sale,
unlike the rest of…
397
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,348
Ouch.
398
00:21:54,348 --> 00:21:56,405
Yeah.
399
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:04,570
My father didn't have a lot to leave
when he died,
400
00:22:04,570 --> 00:22:08,122
but he actually executed
something called an ethical will.
401
00:22:08,122 --> 00:22:11,022
Have you heard of them?
–I've drafted them.
402
00:22:11,022 --> 00:22:16,324
He believed that a person's final legacy
shouldn't be so much about his money
403
00:22:16,324 --> 00:22:22,588
as about his character, his values.
404
00:22:23,065 --> 00:22:27,135
Sometimes I wonder what
Daniel's legacy is going to be.
405
00:22:27,135 --> 00:22:29,825
Why don't you ask him?
406
00:22:30,047 --> 00:22:33,853
He'd say that legacies are for dead people,
and he doesn't want to be dead.
407
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:37,192
I guess that's the only answer
he can live with.
408
00:22:37,192 --> 00:22:41,192
The question is, can you?
409
00:23:04,778 --> 00:23:07,020
How are you feeling?
410
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:09,953
Fine, thank you.
411
00:23:11,710 --> 00:23:14,306
Before I get into bed,
412
00:23:14,306 --> 00:23:20,733
I'd like to take off my robe,
and I just want you to look at me.
413
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,931
Do you think you can do that?
414
00:23:22,931 --> 00:23:25,698
I'll try.
415
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,502
Could you look at me, Jerry?
416
00:23:44,019 --> 00:23:50,188
See, there's nothing terribly foreign
about the female body, Jerry.
417
00:23:51,019 --> 00:23:55,652
I'm going to climb in
with you now, okay?
418
00:23:57,498 --> 00:23:59,753
Okay.
419
00:24:11,545 --> 00:24:15,925
–How are you feeling?
–I'm afraid.
420
00:24:15,925 --> 00:24:19,142
Would you like me to hold you?
421
00:24:24,092 --> 00:24:26,226
Okay.
422
00:24:44,173 --> 00:24:45,000
Freeze!
423
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,041
Oh, no, no, no!
You can't be in here!
424
00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:48,229
–No, no, no!
–All right, come on, buddy.
425
00:24:48,229 --> 00:24:49,526
–What are you doing?
–No, no, no!
426
00:24:49,526 --> 00:24:52,980
–You can't just barge in here!
–Cuff her. Let's go.
427
00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:55,325
–Let go of them!
–Just one moment, please!
428
00:24:55,325 --> 00:24:57,232
Oh, my God.
God, no!
429
00:25:03,510 --> 00:25:04,917
I am looking for him.
430
00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:09,348
As soon as I find him, I will
get him down to the station. I…
431
00:25:09,348 --> 00:25:12,301
I hear you, Jerry.
432
00:25:13,606 --> 00:25:15,448
Alan!
433
00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:20,284
Oh, come on!
434
00:25:23,102 --> 00:25:24,182
Alan!
435
00:25:27,531 --> 00:25:29,118
What?
436
00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:38,091
You can't blame Daniel Post
for wanting to live.
437
00:25:38,091 --> 00:25:40,417
What's the harm, he asked?
438
00:25:40,417 --> 00:25:44,059
We have many individual liberties
that are dearly cherished in this country.
439
00:25:44,059 --> 00:25:45,586
Equally cherished is the notion
440
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:48,603
that our law-making bodies
seek to protect the public good.
441
00:25:48,603 --> 00:25:53,238
As a result, we don't have carte blanche
to do whatever we please with our bodies.
442
00:25:53,238 --> 00:25:56,803
Well, Daniel Post decided
that he was above the law.
443
00:25:56,803 --> 00:26:01,444
He figures he doesn't have to play by
the same rules that apply to you and me.
444
00:26:01,444 --> 00:26:03,885
So where's the harm?
445
00:26:03,885 --> 00:26:07,706
And it's not just a matter of anarchy
or the sanctity of the law.
446
00:26:07,706 --> 00:26:11,074
Hundreds of thousands of people
donate their organs every year
447
00:26:11,074 --> 00:26:12,785
so that others might live,
448
00:26:12,785 --> 00:26:16,086
and they count on the system
of distribution to be fair.
449
00:26:16,086 --> 00:26:19,410
If it's not, those organ donations
could stop
450
00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:23,949
or most certainly decline,
and people die.
451
00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:27,226
And that's a harm
he doesn't care about.
452
00:26:27,226 --> 00:26:32,526
I'm hoping that the 12 of you do.
453
00:26:32,526 --> 00:26:34,678
I have a nephew.
He's in college.
454
00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:36,313
During his semester break,
455
00:26:36,313 --> 00:26:41,339
he offered himself as a subject for
medical research in exchange for money.
456
00:26:41,339 --> 00:26:42,901
This is legal.
457
00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:46,403
The woman who lives down the block
from me had her eggs harvested
458
00:26:46,403 --> 00:26:49,197
so that another woman could have a baby.
459
00:26:49,197 --> 00:26:51,001
She did this in exchange for money.
460
00:26:51,001 --> 00:26:52,472
This is legal.
461
00:26:52,472 --> 00:26:57,094
People can sell their hair,
their blood, their sperm.
462
00:26:57,094 --> 00:26:58,643
Legal.
463
00:26:58,643 --> 00:27:02,424
Our nation already embraces the notion
464
00:27:02,424 --> 00:27:05,571
that we have the right
to sell parts of ourselves,
465
00:27:05,571 --> 00:27:10,806
that we are free to make these
kinds of decisions about our own bodies.
466
00:27:10,806 --> 00:27:14,165
Well, sort of.
Certain parts, we have no rights.
467
00:27:14,165 --> 00:27:16,297
But the truth is,
468
00:27:16,297 --> 00:27:19,284
organ sales are happening anyway.
469
00:27:19,284 --> 00:27:21,276
Would, would you like a kidney?
470
00:27:21,276 --> 00:27:24,951
I can get you one in Brazil
for as low as $3,000,
471
00:27:24,951 --> 00:27:27,035
in the Philippines for $1,800.
472
00:27:27,035 --> 00:27:29,912
I can get you an achilles tendon
in South Korea
473
00:27:29,912 --> 00:27:34,200
for anywhere between
$200 and $1,200 dollars.
474
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,559
Why does this black market exist?
475
00:27:36,559 --> 00:27:42,098
Because our current system of organ
donation is woefully failing us.
476
00:27:42,098 --> 00:27:44,830
Sure, you can put your name on a list,
477
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:49,359
along with 92,000 people who are
left on the list each year.
478
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:53,546
In the meantime, anyone who can
circumvent that list is doing so.
479
00:27:53,546 --> 00:27:55,840
Families and friends donate directly.
480
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,541
Police and firefighters
have an informal network
481
00:27:59,541 --> 00:28:03,208
where they donate
their organs to each other.
482
00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:05,486
And, and for a stiff monthly fee,
483
00:28:05,486 --> 00:28:11,035
any patient can subscribe
to a donor-matching web site.
484
00:28:11,035 --> 00:28:15,437
And Daniel Post found Tom Raulston.
485
00:28:15,437 --> 00:28:18,570
The Washington DC circuit court
previously found
486
00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:23,817
we have a Constitutional right
to save ourselves.
487
00:28:24,225 --> 00:28:28,037
That's all Daniel Post
was trying to do.
488
00:28:51,026 --> 00:28:53,178
Jerry, I am so, so sorry.
489
00:28:53,178 --> 00:28:55,569
I feel completely responsible,
and I will make this go away.
490
00:28:55,569 --> 00:28:58,309
–I give you my absolute word.
–What happened?
491
00:28:58,309 --> 00:29:00,739
It seems the awful Mr Ginsberg,
492
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:04,489
our politically ambitious
zealot of a prosecutor,
493
00:29:04,489 --> 00:29:07,966
has begun a citywide crackdown
on a broad assortment of
494
00:29:07,966 --> 00:29:10,682
what he considers
immoral sexual activity,
495
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:13,353
and somehow you and Joanna
got caught up in it.
496
00:29:13,353 --> 00:29:16,061
But I promise you, Jerry,
this will not stand.
497
00:29:16,061 --> 00:29:18,180
It's prostitution,
pure and simple.
498
00:29:18,180 --> 00:29:20,490
Not prostitution,
it was treatment.
499
00:29:20,490 --> 00:29:24,206
What's more, they didn't even
engage in any sexual activity.
500
00:29:24,206 --> 00:29:25,352
Because they didn't have time.
501
00:29:25,352 --> 00:29:27,219
You bumptious moron!
502
00:29:27,219 --> 00:29:29,807
Your honor, the depravity
of this society
503
00:29:29,807 --> 00:29:32,829
when it comes to sex
has become epidemic.
504
00:29:32,829 --> 00:29:36,147
Somebody has to be a guardian
of decency and…
505
00:29:36,147 --> 00:29:40,458
This depraved society for which you've
anointed yourself decency guardian
506
00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:43,920
spends billions of dollars
on sexual dysfunction.
507
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,435
You can't turn on a cartoon today
508
00:29:46,435 --> 00:29:49,249
without seeing an ad
for erectile dysfunction.
509
00:29:49,249 --> 00:29:51,777
It's one of the fastest-growing
industries in our country,
510
00:29:51,777 --> 00:29:53,866
better sex through chemicals.
511
00:29:53,866 --> 00:29:55,510
I'm not sure I see your point.
512
00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:59,773
My point is, we're cultivating an obsession
with sexual performance,
513
00:29:59,773 --> 00:30:02,484
and while it's perfectly
acceptable to take a pill,
514
00:30:02,484 --> 00:30:04,695
if you seek behavioral therapy,
515
00:30:04,695 --> 00:30:08,348
well, that just goes against everything
we stand for as a pharmaceutical nation.
516
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:10,808
Well, this man has Asperger's syndrome.
517
00:30:10,808 --> 00:30:12,273
He has a disability
518
00:30:12,273 --> 00:30:16,002
when it comes to establishing
intimate, social, emotional
519
00:30:16,002 --> 00:30:17,881
and yes, sexual relationships.
520
00:30:17,881 --> 00:30:19,219
He sought treatment,
521
00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:22,983
and this pompous buffoon wants
to make a case out of it
522
00:30:22,983 --> 00:30:25,128
to get some face time with Nancy Grace.
523
00:30:25,128 --> 00:30:28,341
I move for an immediate motion to dismiss.
I move for costs,
524
00:30:28,341 --> 00:30:33,011
and I'd ask your honor to sentence
this idiot to sensitivity training,
preferably for life.
525
00:30:33,011 --> 00:30:37,149
All right, I'm gonna take this
under advisement,
526
00:30:37,149 --> 00:30:38,995
and I will rule quickly.
527
00:30:38,995 --> 00:30:41,029
Adjourned.
528
00:30:41,029 --> 00:30:44,821
I am very, very sorry.
529
00:30:46,770 --> 00:30:49,758
I feel so awful.
I've ended up hurting them both.
530
00:30:49,758 --> 00:30:52,343
It'll probably make the news,
compounding their embarrassment.
531
00:30:52,343 --> 00:30:53,862
Alan, face it.
You screwed up,
532
00:30:53,862 --> 00:30:55,642
so all you can do is apologize,
533
00:30:55,642 --> 00:31:00,462
accept responsibility
and check yourself into rehab.
534
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,525
What?
535
00:31:03,525 --> 00:31:05,878
–She's gone.
–Who?
536
00:31:05,878 --> 00:31:08,490
Marlene. She left…
the firm.
537
00:31:08,490 --> 00:31:11,150
No, no, no, she went
to the New York office.
538
00:31:11,150 --> 00:31:12,800
She'll be back.
539
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:16,536
–This girl mean something to you?
–Don't be silly.
540
00:31:16,971 --> 00:31:18,503
Denny!
541
00:31:18,950 --> 00:31:21,097
There's a rather monstrous rumor
going around
542
00:31:21,097 --> 00:31:24,102
that you customized a doll
in my likeness,
543
00:31:24,102 --> 00:31:29,447
a doll you were caught
having sex with in a closet.
544
00:31:29,447 --> 00:31:31,443
That was him.
545
00:31:31,443 --> 00:31:34,822
I assure you I'm holding out
for the real thing.
546
00:31:34,822 --> 00:31:38,233
Did you have a doll made
in my likeness, Denny?
547
00:31:38,233 --> 00:31:40,217
Come on, Shirley,
you should be flattered.
548
00:31:40,217 --> 00:31:43,720
To be a sexual prop,
that's every woman's dream.
549
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,840
Isn't it?
550
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,862
What's her name?
551
00:31:46,862 --> 00:31:50,327
Sorry? –I'm told she has a name.
What is it?
552
00:31:50,538 --> 00:31:51,777
Oh, that.
553
00:31:51,777 --> 00:31:53,998
Why that's, uh…
554
00:31:53,998 --> 00:31:57,291
Shirley Schmidtho.
555
00:31:59,855 --> 00:32:01,753
I'd like to meet her.
556
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:05,679
–Well, I don't think that's a very…
–You will bring me the doll.
557
00:32:11,989 --> 00:32:14,108
–This won't be good.
–No.
558
00:32:16,048 --> 00:32:18,271
It's a fluke that you're both
wearing the same outfit.
559
00:32:18,271 --> 00:32:23,000
I know how you women don't like
to see yourselves.
560
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:28,044
Denny, can you not appreciate
how this degrades me?
561
00:32:28,044 --> 00:32:33,250
Well, I'm just objectifying you
for pleasure.
562
00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:38,279
You truly can't see
how this might humiliate me?
563
00:32:40,939 --> 00:32:42,791
You're jealous?
564
00:32:47,944 --> 00:32:49,522
Here's my problem.
565
00:32:49,522 --> 00:32:53,133
There's no licensing or regulation
of surrogate partners.
566
00:32:53,133 --> 00:32:54,779
As Mr Ginsberg notes,
567
00:32:54,779 --> 00:32:57,524
I suppose any prostitute
could claim she's a surrogate,
568
00:32:57,524 --> 00:33:02,915
but Ms Miller was at one time
a member of the international
professional surrogate association,
569
00:33:02,915 --> 00:33:07,158
and that is a legitimate
and often effective treatment.
570
00:33:07,158 --> 00:33:08,032
Oh, please.
571
00:33:08,032 --> 00:33:11,534
I'm also mindful of the hypocrisy
Mr Shore alluded to earlier.
572
00:33:11,534 --> 00:33:14,423
Big pharmaceutical spends
billions of dollars
573
00:33:14,423 --> 00:33:17,596
cultivating a national obsession
with sexual performance.
574
00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:22,862
We're okay with pushing pills,
but we condemn behavioral treatment?
575
00:33:25,681 --> 00:33:30,878
The charges against Mr Espenson
and Ms Miller are dismissed.
576
00:33:31,430 --> 00:33:34,483
Mr Ginsberg,
I'm sure if you look hard,
577
00:33:34,483 --> 00:33:37,923
you'll be able to find something
better to do with your time.
578
00:33:37,923 --> 00:33:39,697
Adjourned.
579
00:33:39,697 --> 00:33:41,574
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
580
00:33:41,574 --> 00:33:42,439
Thank you.
581
00:33:42,439 --> 00:33:47,680
You heard what the judge said
about the treatment being very effective.
582
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,796
I hope you'll see Joanna again.
583
00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:54,285
–Can I think about it?
–Of course. –Okay.
584
00:33:55,053 --> 00:33:58,935
Thank you again, Alan.
585
00:33:58,935 --> 00:34:01,317
My friend.
586
00:34:04,196 --> 00:34:06,101
Thank you.
587
00:34:18,207 --> 00:34:20,094
What's wrong?
588
00:34:20,487 --> 00:34:22,092
Sorry?
589
00:34:22,092 --> 00:34:24,225
You're blue.
590
00:34:24,225 --> 00:34:26,088
Me?
591
00:34:26,088 --> 00:34:27,907
I'm not, actually.
592
00:34:27,907 --> 00:34:31,461
We got the desired result here.
593
00:34:32,454 --> 00:34:38,533
I'm still concerned about any embarrassment
I might have caused you or Jerry.
594
00:34:38,533 --> 00:34:40,330
But I wouldn't describe myself as…
595
00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:41,960
Blue?
596
00:34:46,699 --> 00:34:48,946
Yeah.
597
00:34:48,946 --> 00:34:53,203
There was a girl.
She left.
598
00:34:53,845 --> 00:34:58,268
It's not as if we had any kind
of meaningful relationship,
599
00:34:58,268 --> 00:35:01,849
but I suppose when I was with her,
I could be my…
600
00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:04,472
true, unadulterated self,
which is, as you know…
601
00:35:04,472 --> 00:35:07,225
Degenerate.
602
00:35:10,187 --> 00:35:15,907
These past few years,
I've felt this inexplicable compulsion
to be somewhat redeeming,
603
00:35:15,907 --> 00:35:22,014
as if I were some series regular
on a television show.
604
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:26,674
Something about Marlene
allowed me to be…
605
00:35:26,674 --> 00:35:29,530
Degenerate.
606
00:35:33,092 --> 00:35:37,064
In addition to your treatment of Jerry,
607
00:35:37,064 --> 00:35:42,471
do you think you could maybe
squeeze me in?
608
00:35:47,845 --> 00:35:51,783
How about we measure you
for some trousers?
609
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,184
Defendant will please rise.
610
00:36:00,195 --> 00:36:03,862
Madam foreperson, the jury has
reached a unanimous verdict?
611
00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:05,527
–We have.
–What say you?
612
00:36:05,527 --> 00:36:08,138
“In the matter of the Commonwealth
vs Daniel Post”
613
00:36:08,138 --> 00:36:11,507
“on the charge of violating
the uniform anatomical gift act,”
614
00:36:11,507 --> 00:36:14,170
“we find the defendant,”
615
00:36:14,170 --> 00:36:16,749
“not guilty.”
616
00:36:16,749 --> 00:36:18,393
Wow.
617
00:36:29,262 --> 00:36:32,563
Are you gonna talk to me at all?
618
00:36:34,058 --> 00:36:38,661
Do you still love me?
Because I still love you.
619
00:36:39,763 --> 00:36:41,017
All right, tell you what.
620
00:36:41,017 --> 00:36:45,530
You know that, that new fur coat
in the window of Bergdorf Goodman's?
621
00:36:45,530 --> 00:36:48,233
I'll buy you Bergdorf Goodman's.
622
00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:52,923
Daniel…
623
00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:57,640
I think I fell in love
with most of you.
624
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:58,881
Well, I can live with that.
625
00:36:58,881 --> 00:37:02,318
It's just the rest of this stuff,
I, um…
626
00:37:02,318 --> 00:37:03,587
I need some time.
627
00:37:03,587 --> 00:37:07,165
Well, you know what?
That, that works out, too, because, uh…
628
00:37:07,165 --> 00:37:11,376
Tom and I are gonna be going
on a little vacation.
629
00:37:11,376 --> 00:37:12,936
For how long?
630
00:37:12,936 --> 00:37:15,930
Five, six weeks.
631
00:37:17,054 --> 00:37:19,548
Uh, where?
632
00:37:20,295 --> 00:37:23,836
Probably best you don't know.
633
00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,365
Right.
634
00:38:24,658 --> 00:38:27,846
What do you mean, she's
measuring you for trousers?
635
00:38:27,846 --> 00:38:30,601
Is that some kind of fetish?
636
00:38:30,601 --> 00:38:32,828
Would I like it?
637
00:38:34,767 --> 00:38:40,325
My mother wasn't a particularly
doting woman, Denny.
638
00:38:40,325 --> 00:38:45,652
She never held me much or…
639
00:38:46,098 --> 00:38:51,264
except every Fall before
the school year began, she'd…
640
00:38:51,264 --> 00:38:55,436
prepare my school clothes,
measure me for my pants,
641
00:38:55,436 --> 00:38:59,767
the hems and so forth.
642
00:38:59,767 --> 00:39:07,097
I'd stand there, her hand would be
on my leg, my seam…
643
00:39:07,097 --> 00:39:10,383
You had a thing for your mother.
644
00:39:11,494 --> 00:39:14,549
It wasn't sexual.
645
00:39:15,784 --> 00:39:19,224
Her touch was just…
646
00:39:19,935 --> 00:39:24,005
I guess, loving.
647
00:39:24,283 --> 00:39:28,030
One of the reasons
I buy so many suits, I think.
648
00:39:28,030 --> 00:39:33,368
While the tailors do what they do,
649
00:39:33,368 --> 00:39:36,459
I suppose it reminds me of the times
650
00:39:36,459 --> 00:39:43,178
in my childhood I allowed myself
to feel cared for.
651
00:39:44,211 --> 00:39:48,380
Now Joanna…
652
00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:51,008
the way she would touch me,
653
00:39:51,008 --> 00:39:57,973
running her fingers up the inseam
and around in the back, here and there,
654
00:39:57,973 --> 00:40:02,663
it did become erotic.
655
00:40:02,979 --> 00:40:05,508
Getting measured for pants.
656
00:40:05,508 --> 00:40:09,643
It's not entirely about sex, Denny.
657
00:40:09,643 --> 00:40:16,977
It's about being touched in…
658
00:40:16,977 --> 00:40:23,639
gentle, intimate ways.
659
00:40:26,821 --> 00:40:33,738
I suppose I'm starved for a little
tenderness sometimes.
660
00:40:35,907 --> 00:40:39,219
I'm never taking you fishing again.
661
00:40:48,325 --> 00:40:51,871
Do you ever get lonely, Denny?
662
00:40:52,892 --> 00:40:56,460
What's with all this deep thinking?
663
00:40:56,460 --> 00:41:00,960
It's a simple question.
Do you ever get lonely?
664
00:41:02,274 --> 00:41:04,781
Do you?
665
00:41:08,453 --> 00:41:10,117
No.
666
00:41:14,092 --> 00:41:15,946
You?
667
00:41:21,643 --> 00:41:23,429
No.
668
00:41:26,156 --> 00:41:29,239
I guess we're both lucky that way.
669
00:41:30,031 --> 00:41:34,158
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