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[somber music]
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You gotta be kidding me.
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"Removed from major platforms."
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"Cancelled."
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Fuck.
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[knocking]
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Oh. Hey.
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Hi.
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Uh, Ava's out with Tory.
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Oh, that's okay.
I'm here to see you.
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Come on in.
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Is everything okay?
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Can I get you something
to drink?
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I know about the podcast.
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About the podcast?
What podcast?
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You're
"Based on a True Story,"
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and you made a deal
with the Westside Ripper.
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- Um, well--
- Mm-mm.
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I saw the texts.
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Look, we were cancelled.
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Okay? We're cancelled.
It's over.
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There's--there's nothing
to talk about.
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I know how to save it.
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You know how to save
the podcast?
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[laughs] Can we sit?
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Uh, yeah. Sure.
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Um...
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have a seat.
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So here's what I'm thinking.
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Your brand is
you're these rebels,
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right, these rulebreakers?
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So fuck the system.
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Fuck Apple.
You can make your own platform.
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There's no ads, no sponsors.
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You just charge fans
to join up.
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- Like a subscription.
- Exactly like a subscription.
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Ten bucks a month,
you'll be raking it in,
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and, best of all,
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you won't have to answer
to anybody.
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And what do you get?
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Uh, just a small,
little piece.
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I stay quiet,
we all make money.
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Easy.
- What are you doing?
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Don't--
I don't think you should--
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Just put me in, Coach.
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Just put it in, Coach.
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Uh, you--
you should leave.
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Okay. I'll leave.
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Oh, fuck.
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[sighs]
[Ruby moans]
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[whispering] Go.
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Go. Go away.
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Go away.
- What?
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Oh, nothing.
The dog's watching.
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What dog?
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[sighs]
Nothing. McEnroe.
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Oh, God.
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[whispering]
Get outta here. Go.
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[door opens]
Go. Don't lick me.
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- Why?
- No, I mean the dog.
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What are you doing?
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Uh, nothing.
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What are you doing?
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I know how to save
the podcast.
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[ominous music]
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So...
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it's like Substack
for podcasts?
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Totally subscription-based?
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Exactly.
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I fucking love it.
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Yeah. Yeah.
It's totally on-brand.
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Fuck the woke police.
We don't need 'em.
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- Don't need 'em.
- It's genius.
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Thank you.
Thank you, Matt.
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Yeah.
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You just came up
with all of this in a dream?
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Crazy, right?
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Hey, Nate,
you wanna throw tonight?
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Oh, tonight.
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Tonight, like, I--jeez.
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Tonight.
Do we have a thing tonight?
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No. I mean, yes.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- You do?
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Hey, hey, uh...
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do you remember that
crazy Simon guy,
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how he was gonna--
what was he?
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He was gonna blow
your fucking brains out
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and I saved your ass?
- Yes.
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Yes, and I really
appreciate it.
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I do. I just--
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I can't throw tonight.
I'm sorry.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Yeah, fine.
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That's fine.
That is fine.
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It is. [chuckles]
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Oh, guys, you know what?
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If we're gonna do
this new model,
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we should have, like,
a premium level.
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You know, like, uh,
"Ripper Superfans."
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You know?
We give them an early heads-up
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on upcoming content.
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I think they'd
really love that.
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What?
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I just really miss
murdering people.
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Hmm?
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Look, it's who I am.
It's what I do.
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- Oh, I wouldn't say that.
- But guys. Guys.
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I've actually already
chosen someone.
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What?
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And, spoiler.
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You're gonna love it.
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- What does that mean?
- So I'm gonna do my thing,
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we'll regroup, touch base--
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What do you mean,
you're gonna do your thing?
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- See how you feel.
- No.
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Let's just call
a time-out here.
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Maybe we touch base now.
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I can't. I'm busy.
I'm sorry.
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Okay.
- Can we--
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[tense music]
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Matt?
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[pensive music]
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What are we gonna do?
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He won't stop talking
about his "new content."
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He's gonna announce it
on the podcast.
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So it takes weeks.
We got time.
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A-and Ruby?
What are we gonna do about her?
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We gotta cut her in.
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We got no choice.
We "Godfather" it, okay?
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We bring her in close,
keep an eye on her.
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No. You know what happens
when you bring Ruby in close?
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Someone ends up
with a fantastic blow job,
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and that someone
is not gonna be me.
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Okay. So what's your idea?
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We keep her the fuck out, okay?
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And if she comes at us,
then we'll deal with it then.
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Wouldn't have this problem
if you didn't drop the burner.
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Are you serious?
Is that what this is about?
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The burner?
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[sighs]
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I wanted to get
the dog out of there,
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and you knew it.
I told you five times.
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Okay. So this is my fault.
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I asked you to take
the dog out.
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You kept saying no.
So whose fault is that?
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[soft dramatic music]
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I'm outta here.
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Hey.
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♪
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Don't do this! Please, come on!
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[door slams]
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[knob creaks]
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[yelps]
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[up-tempo percussive music]
Oh.
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[moaning]
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♪
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[breathing heavily]
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Oh.
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[moans]
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God! Ahh!
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My eyes!
Oh, my God!
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I can't see!
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Get away!
What are you doing?
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- My eyes!
- What is wrong with you?
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What is wrong with you?
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Don't you have, like,
a job or something?
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How do you have time
to do that?
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Oh, my God.
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That was, like, something out
of "National Geographic."
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What are you even doing
in here?
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This is a jerk-off zone.
Everyone knows that.
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Well, my jerk-off zone
is broken.
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This house is falling apart.
- God.
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How did you even get
your hand down there?
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I'm pregnant.
I'm not paralyzed.
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Yeah, no, you're definitely
not paralyzed.
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There's a lot of fast,
record-breaking action
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going on down there.
- Okay, you know what?
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I'm not gonna be
pregnant-shamed by you.
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I'm normal.
Everything I did was normal.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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Okay. What's the hot
new trends in pregnancy sex?
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Please enlighten me.
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Oh, wow.
A lot of things, actually.
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A lot of hot, sexy,
exciting things.
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You wouldn't be able
to handle it.
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Well, I guess it is like
an instant threesome.
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You're disgusting!
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You were getting
pretty into it down there,
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you and the fetus.
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Who's the third party?
- Okay.
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Yeah, I'm gonna tell you. Sure.
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Wait, so it's, like--
like, a secret fantasy?
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So not the husband.
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- Be quiet.
- Who's in the rotation?
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- I'm not telling you.
- Tell me.
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Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
- Okay, whatever.
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Whatever. Fine.
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He's a--he's a buyer
that I'm working with.
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I'm actually seeing him
later today again.
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- You're seeing him again?
- I'm not seeing him.
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I show him houses, okay?
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So I've been seeing
more of him.
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But, no.
It's nothing.
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He just happens to be
hot and young and very rich
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and, you know, whatever.
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So when I enter
my jerk-off zone,
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he pops into my head.
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It's not a big deal.
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Can I give you some
really good advice?
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No.
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You keep meeting up
with this secret fantasy guy
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in these big, sexy houses,
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you're gonna end up
having sex--
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like, weird sex--
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for real.
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[soft suspenseful music]
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♪
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Hey, what's up, Coach?
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- Hey.
- How you doing?
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Finally fixing the crack.
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Yeah, man.
The pickleball guys complained.
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I mean, they get shit done.
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Wait, what?
The pickleballers?
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Yeah.
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I've been trying to get
this crack fixed for weeks.
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They're pouring cement
tomorrow, man.
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I mean,
this whole fucking court
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is gonna be
exclusively pickleball.
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This is court number one.
They can't do that.
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It's like tennis but smaller.
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Fucking pickleballers.
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Nathan.
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Michelle, court one can't
be used for pickleball.
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It doesn't matter. Listen.
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Um, do you remember vouching
for your friend Matt?
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You said he was good people.
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- I never said that.
- Was that bro code
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for he's a fucking asshole?
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Because he's a douche. Yeah.
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He ditched me
for no fucking reason,
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and he kept telling me that
I was a "dead end."
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- A dead end?
- Yeah.
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One minute we're having a great
time watching "FBoy Island,"
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and the next minute he had
this ice-cold look in his eyes
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like a total psycho,
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and then he said, "It's over.
You're a dead end,"
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over and over again.
What the fuck does that mean?
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I have no idea.
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He's going after Michelle.
She's the new content.
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She's the fucking one.
What do we do?
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Should we warn her?
Call me when you get this.
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Okay.
[thwack]
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Help! Help!
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Shut the fuck up.
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I will fucking kill you.
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[tense dramatic music]
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[grunting]
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♪
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[mellow rock music playing]
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♪
262
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:22,099
What the fuck is this?
263
00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:25,537
This was part of the deal, remember?
264
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:28,018
We still throw.
265
00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,803
And, to be honest, Nate,
266
00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:32,414
you look like you need
some time with a buddy.
267
00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,938
You're still blue, right?
268
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,200
No.
269
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,549
No fucking way.
270
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:40,378
First we need to talk
about this new content.
271
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,903
First we're gonna throw.
272
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:53,653
See?
273
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,177
Fun, right?
274
00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,961
You know, Nate,
275
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,963
I gotta tell ya,
276
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:02,836
when you guys first came
to me with this,
277
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:05,142
I thought one of us would
be dead in a week.
278
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:07,231
I mean...
279
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:10,452
[softly] Probably you
if I'm honest, right?
280
00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:13,803
But I gotta say, this podcast--
281
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:16,719
it is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
282
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:19,330
I've got thousands of fans
reaching out,
283
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:23,726
and I can just be the real me
for the first time,
284
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:26,033
and that is all--
285
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,687
all thanks to you.
286
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,690
I-I don't think
it's thanks to me.
287
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,561
No, no, no.
No, it is.
288
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:34,868
Totally.
289
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,609
Nate...
290
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:42,353
you have given me the life
I always wanted,
291
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,747
and so I wanna help you out.
292
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,749
Now, I know you're going
through some stuff--
293
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,795
What the fuck
are you talking about?
294
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,710
You wanna know
what I discovered
295
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,060
when I followed my passion?
296
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:55,845
Sacrifices--
they have to be made.
297
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:59,196
And I lost a few people
that I love.
298
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,677
And you--
299
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,461
I know you loved that dog.
300
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:04,767
Don't talk about my dog.
301
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,987
No, no, but you can't
blame yourself.
302
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,598
That's just the world
throwing shit at you,
303
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,599
and that's what it does when
304
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:11,774
you're on the top
of the mountain,
305
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,428
and that's where you are, buddy.
306
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,169
You're on the top, all right?
307
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,867
It's gonna test you,
it's gonna tempt you,
308
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:21,349
but you and Ava--
you just gotta stay tight.
309
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:24,700
My marriage is none
of your fucking business.
310
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,789
Do you understand me?
311
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:30,314
Yeah. I got it.
312
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:32,969
I know about Michelle.
313
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:33,796
What?
314
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,755
You're gonna kill her.
315
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,542
Okay, but look.
316
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,544
Really, it benefits all of us.
317
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:43,675
- Please.
- Hey.
318
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:44,894
- Please no.
- Listen to me.
319
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,504
It's gonna really help
with the spin-offs.
320
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,942
No fucking spin-offs.
There's no new content.
321
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,639
As a friend,
you've gotta listen to me, okay?
322
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,597
It's not your fault, all right?
- What are you talking about?
323
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,599
Look, you didn't know
what that guy was gonna do.
324
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:55,775
- What guy?
- Okay, sure.
325
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,428
You put the dog in the room.
326
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:58,473
[grunts]
327
00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,562
[tense music]
328
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,304
[panting]
329
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:06,611
♪
330
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:11,094
There it is.
331
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,270
There's the guy that
beat Federer.
332
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,449
You feel that?
333
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:21,365
That killer instinct?
334
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,411
It's back.
335
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:29,939
All right, and here we have
your sauna, of course,
336
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,507
and this beautiful
cascading waterfall
337
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,596
into your private Jacuzzi,
338
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:37,686
and a gorgeous
ten-person shower.
339
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:39,819
Yeah.
340
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,864
[suspenseful percussive music]
341
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,301
[softly] Oh, my God.
342
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,042
Whew.
343
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,262
[clears throat]
Yeah.
344
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:50,177
♪
345
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,962
Oh.
346
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:56,139
Uh, it's a whole lot
of shower.
347
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,402
Uh-huh.
348
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:04,104
♪
349
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,409
Okay, okay.
I'm sorry.
350
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,410
We just--I gotta--
351
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,542
we gotta get this
out in the open.
352
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:08,673
We gotta talk.
We gotta talk right now,
353
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,023
because I can't take it anymore,
354
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:13,374
and I think we both know
what's going on here.
355
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,507
We are both clearly
very hot for each other,
356
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:18,596
and if we keep meeting in these
big, sexy, beautiful homes,
357
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,816
you and I are gonna end up
in one of these big showers,
358
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,339
tearing each other's
clothes off,
359
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:24,689
having amazing sex,
and coming, like, ten times.
360
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,691
And I can't do that.
I am married.
361
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:29,520
I love my husband, even though
that would be incredibly hot
362
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,913
and sexy and sweaty
363
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,741
and all the things
that you want it to be.
364
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,134
But it's not gonna happen.
365
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,049
And I'm sorry, sir,
but that is--
366
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,181
it's--that's just what it is.
367
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,096
Ugh!
368
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:43,578
Glad we got that
off our chests, huh?
369
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,362
Uh, yeah.
370
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:48,888
I-I have no idea what
you're talking about at all.
371
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,107
What?
372
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,456
So I just thought
you'd be a good agent.
373
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,894
I don't--I don't need to come--
ten times?
374
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,984
Was that it?
I just need a house. That's--
375
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,028
You're fucking kidding, right?
376
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,030
- No.
- You haven't had the--
377
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,032
you haven't thought
the things that I'm--
378
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,905
that I thought?
You haven't--
379
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,689
Not even once.
380
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,125
Oh.
381
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,780
- You're pretty, though.
- Oh, my fucking God.
382
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,613
[dog barking]
383
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,572
[soft suspenseful music]
384
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:28,797
♪
385
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,983
[doorknob clicks]
- Hey.
386
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:47,555
♪
387
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,471
[sighs]
388
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,389
- [clears throat]
- Sure I can't get you a drink?
389
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,217
I'm good, thank you.
390
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:02,483
So what's this about?
391
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:07,488
I know Ava told you.
392
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,579
That I know about the podcast.
393
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,017
I think you should come back
when Ava's here
394
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,888
and we can all talk about it.
395
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,847
Yeah. Yeah, no,
396
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,805
I already tried that
at the party.
397
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,111
She wasn't interested.
398
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,984
Well, then that's it.
If Ava's out, I'm out.
399
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,289
Well, just hear me out.
400
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:29,684
You guys have put me
in a really bad spot here.
401
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,599
- We have?
- Yeah.
402
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,470
We're the only three people
on the planet
403
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,951
who know who the
Westside Ripper is, right?
404
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:38,301
And the only reason that you
guys aren't going to the police
405
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:41,174
is because of the podcast,
but, see,
406
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:44,003
I don't have the podcast.
407
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,049
So I'm thinking I should just
turn this guy in,
408
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,268
otherwise I'm just
letting him kill
409
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,226
more innocent people, right?
410
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,098
He's not killing anyone.
411
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,316
Are you sure about that?
412
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:56,015
Okay, Ruby, let's--
let's--come on.
413
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,320
Let's work together on this.
414
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:01,237
What if--what if we gave you, um...
415
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,500
50,000 per episode?
416
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,981
[scoffs]
417
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,679
Do you think I came here
to ask you for money?
418
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,073
No, I don't need money.
419
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,858
I want a front-row seat
to the Westside Ripper
420
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:17,210
becoming the biggest celebrity
on this fucking planet.
421
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,516
That's what you want?
422
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,692
I mean,
423
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:24,043
isn't that why you did it?
424
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,828
[soft suspenseful music]
425
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,177
♪
426
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,223
Ava's gonna be back
any minute.
427
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:34,531
Nate, do you remember
what you told me in Vegas
428
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,968
on the dance floor?
429
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:41,190
I would love it if the three
of us could do this together.
430
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:44,237
And I was thinking that...
431
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:50,634
Maybe you could talk
to Ava about it?
432
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,897
Wouldn't that be fun?
433
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:56,945
♪
434
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,125
[soft suspenseful music]
435
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:10,089
♪
436
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,616
[car door clicks]
437
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,146
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
438
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,365
Hi. I got your message.
439
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,062
It's all good.
Michelle's safe.
440
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,194
I talked to Matt.
441
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,369
Oh, okay.
What happened?
442
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,153
- Close your eyes.
- Why?
443
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,286
I'm gonna--
hey, I'm gonna blindfold you.
444
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:34,548
You're not putting that
on me.
445
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,680
- Well, I gotta--I'm gonna--
- No.
446
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,247
Okay, I gotta put it on
in the car.
447
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,335
I gotta--
- I'm not putting that on.
448
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,641
I--just trust me.
449
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,033
I got a surprise for you.
- I don't think so.
450
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,948
Just--just trust me.
Just put it on in the car.
451
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:46,603
[seagulls cawing]
452
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:50,868
♪
453
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,609
- All right. Can't see.
- We're almost there.
454
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,524
- You know I'm pregnant, right?
- I got you.
455
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:57,353
All right.
But where are we?
456
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,702
Okay.
457
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,400
All right. Come on.
458
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,097
Where are we?
- Okay.
459
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,187
[giggles]
460
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,667
Happy anniversary.
461
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,104
- What?
- Our Malibu dream house.
462
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,671
I've been tracking it
for a while.
463
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:11,802
I just pulled the trigger.
464
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:12,847
It's a lease
with an option to buy
465
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:14,065
in case you don't love it.
466
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,893
Well, I--
of course I love it,
467
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,635
but I think we--can we talk
about this for a second?
468
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:21,899
Look at this view.
Look at this killer view.
469
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,728
Gonna swim with the dolphins
out here.
470
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,730
Look at this spot.
- Yeah.
471
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,645
- It's amazing, right?
- Yeah.
472
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,039
I--[exhales]
473
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:34,173
Gonna have the best summer
of our lives here.
474
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,739
Do you like it?
475
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,350
This is beautiful, babe,
but, like,
476
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,527
what--what are--
what are we doing?
477
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,832
What do you mean
what are we doing?
478
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,573
We're--it's our dream house.
479
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,749
That's what we're doing.
480
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,925
We have been struggling
big time.
481
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,710
I think you know that, right?
482
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,887
And a marriage can only stretch
so far before it breaks,
483
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:54,758
and I don't want us to break.
484
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,151
Don't worry.
We're not gonna break.
485
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:58,414
No one's breaking here.
486
00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,807
I think this whole
fucking situation
487
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:02,113
has put way more pressure on us
488
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,419
than we actually thought
it would, so I--
489
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,812
Yes. Yeah.
490
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,596
The world is coming at us.
That's what it does.
491
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:10,513
It tests you.
It tempts you.
492
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:11,949
What does that mean?
493
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:15,475
It means that we gotta
stay tight.
494
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,261
That's why I got us the house. Oh.
495
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,959
Okay.
Babe, it's not about the house.
496
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,787
The house is amazing,
but it's not about the house.
497
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:26,399
It's about us.
I want us to be happy.
498
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:27,791
We haven't been connecting
at all.
499
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,750
We were fighting about
everything--the burner,
500
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,969
Ruby, the dog--
doesn't that bother you at all?
501
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:34,798
What bothers me is that
I just made our dreams come true
502
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,060
and, for whatever reason,
503
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,671
you wanna focus
on busting my balls.
504
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,063
That's what's bothering me.
- Oh, my--
505
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,413
why do you have to do this?
- It's never enough.
506
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:41,805
- That's not true.
- It is true.
507
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,416
It's been true for 12 years.
508
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,982
Don't "12 years" me!
509
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,767
Yeah, you're so busy
comparing us
510
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,812
to all your rich friends--
the house is too small.
511
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,771
The yard's too small.
The car sucks.
512
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:51,946
Is that the kind of person
you think I am?
513
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,382
You think I am that shallow?
514
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,297
Does it really matter
I didn't make the top ten?
515
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,516
Oh, my God.
516
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:57,908
I'm sorry I didn't make
Federer money.
517
00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,823
Does it really matter?
I'm still the same person.
518
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,999
Let me ask you--
I'm just curious.
519
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:04,741
Where's the cutoff
to stop loving somebody?
520
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:06,743
Is it a top ten? The top 20?
What is it?
521
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,484
I have never cared
about the money.
522
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,312
I care that you gave up!
523
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,705
I gave up on tennis?
524
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:12,793
Are you serious?
525
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,534
I tore my fucking ACL!
526
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,624
You gave up on life!
527
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,278
You gave up on us!
528
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:23,630
Where are you going?
529
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:24,848
You're leaving?
- Yep.
530
00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,676
Doesn't feel good, does it?
531
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,678
Come on.
Don't do that. Please.
532
00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:31,202
[thud]
- Oh, my Go--ahh!
533
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:32,378
Oh!
534
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:35,424
[both scream]
535
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:38,384
[gentle piano music]
536
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:45,565
♪
537
00:22:42,926 --> 00:22:44,972
kids: Nice shot, Dad.
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