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I've got to be at work by eight. 14 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,936 Oh, I thought you had the day off today. Yeah, that turned into 15 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,120 a half day off. Happy birthday me! 16 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,560 Mm. Bye. Bye. 17 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,320 Do you think she suspects anything? 18 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,280 GIRL (OVER PHONE): Happy birthday, Mum. Thanks. 19 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,680 So you're old enough to retire now, right? 20 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,880 (CHUCKLES) Ha-ha, Chloe. 21 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:03,440 There's no way they can cope without me. I can't even get a full day off. 22 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,560 And is Dad spoiling you? 23 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:09,240 Oh, he will, don't you worry. Oh, it's just started snowing here. 24 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,560 London is so amazing. I can't believe I had 25 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,400 to grow up in Australia. Thanks, Dad. 26 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:18,400 Oh, Mum, hey, sorry, I've got to go. Oh. But have a great birthday. 27 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,640 Already? Oh. Love you. 28 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,800 Bye, Dad. Bye, honey. 29 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,120 She seems happy. I hope that doesn't mean she's gonna stay. Of course she's happy. 30 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,200 She's having a great time ignoring her studies. 31 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,240 Just stop that, please. 32 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,240 I love this stuff! Oh. 33 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,480 Lack of food waste, high nutrition profile 34 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,920 and portion control. 35 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,000 It's so good you're doing it. 36 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,560 Wanna open that? 37 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,160 Go on, spoil yourself. Happy birthday. 38 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,560 Lovely. Now, can we go? 39 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,600 I've got court first thing. 40 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,600 Sorry. (KEYS JANGLING) 41 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,896 Hey, I hope you don't mind, but I've just very quickly separated out 42 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,120 the ones that don't qualify for business recovery. 43 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,200 MAN: Dina! 44 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,520 Thanks. 45 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,800 I'm under the pump on that, um... 46 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,920 removers there. "Pleased To Move You." 47 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,160 We need to file for insolvency like yesterday. 48 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,200 Got it. 49 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,880 Where's the rest of it? Er, left it on-site. 50 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,960 So could you... 51 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,440 I'm really busy right now. I was due to finish at lunch time today, 52 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,480 and I do have a client report to finalise. 53 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,560 It will only take you a minute. 54 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,640 Gina? Thanks. 55 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,680 I - that's - yeah. 56 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,360 (SIGHS) 57 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,400 Hello? 58 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,120 Hello? 59 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,160 (DOOR RATTLING, SLIDING OPEN) 60 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,840 Whoa! Hey, hey, Ben! Sorry. 61 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,920 Ben, watch where you're going. Did you get your driver's licence 62 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,960 on the dark net? 63 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:00,000 You're really gonna have to learn how to reverse in here. 64 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,560 I don't like reversing. It's easy. It's like going forwards, 65 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,800 except backwards. Can't even do that. 66 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:07,920 We've been waiting for someone to show up. 67 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:11,360 I just came to get a file that my colleague left behind. 68 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,720 Tea? Biscuit? 69 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,400 Oh, er, well, no. I'm actually on a bit of a - 70 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,440 well, it's a diet box. 71 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,280 He makes his own ginger snaps. Kinda chewy in the middle, 72 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,520 but just the right amount of bite in the bite. 73 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,160 If you don't mind, I'll just collect the paperwork. 74 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,480 You have no idea what you're missing out on. 75 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,560 I don't know what file you're talking about. 76 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,960 Well, I can see it. It's just - Oh, you're the one 77 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,080 that's gonna shut us down. 78 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,160 Oh, no. I just do the organising 79 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,200 and the things that other people forget to do 80 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,200 like bringing such paperwork back to the office. 81 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,320 You know, if you file that today, we're all out. 82 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,800 Boys are owed money. Will see none of it. 83 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,400 I'm really not the person who makes those decision. 84 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,760 I just need the paperwork. Well, you can't have it. 85 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,880 If you don't let me have the paperwork, 86 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,920 I can't tell if we're able to help. 87 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:05,960 What, you can help us? 88 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 I love a good spreadsheet. 89 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,400 Well... 90 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,440 you won't like this one. 91 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,080 I wonder what she means by loving a spreadsheet. 92 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,640 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 93 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,520 Gina. 94 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,560 I think you must have the wrong Gina. 95 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,120 Er, Gina Henderson? 96 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,640 Yes. Um... 97 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,680 Happy birthday. 98 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,720 (SPEAKER BEEPS) (MUSIC PLAYING) 99 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,120 Er, stop that. 100 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,160 Now, please. 101 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,200 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 102 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,480 Please. 103 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,520 Don't you like it? 104 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,960 Oh, no, you're very good. Just... 105 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,920 Please. 106 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,960 Are you sure you want me to stop? 107 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,520 I-I'm sorry. Um... (SPEAKER BEEPING, MUSIC STOPS) 108 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:56,440 I don't think you understand. I'm your birthday present. 109 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,520 Well, could you put that back on, please? 110 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:04,560 And re-buckle your belt. 111 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,840 Well, you've got me for two hours. 112 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,000 Two hours? 113 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,560 How long does it take you to get undressed? 114 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,680 Well, I undress the way you want me to undress. 115 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,160 And then I'll do anything that you want me to do. 116 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,200 Anything. 117 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,320 I'm very open-minded. 118 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,440 Anything? 119 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,520 Totally. 120 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,320 Really? 121 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,000 Completely. 122 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,800 Do you think you could clean my house? 123 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,480 What? Well, you said... 124 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,920 anything. 125 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:55,600 Yeah, not that. You said you'd do whatever I wanted. 126 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:00,880 No way, man. This is a prepaid service, right? 127 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,840 So I think that's a contract in sales terms. 128 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,680 Come on. Are you sure you wouldn't just... 129 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,320 rather I just take my clothes off? I'm married. 130 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,360 It doesn't stop most people. 131 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,440 Could you start by doing the floor? 132 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,960 ♪ ABBE MAY: Pony 133 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,760 You're enjoying this. 134 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,800 (IRON HISSING) 135 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,840 I'm not. 136 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,880 It's not illegal to look, you know? 137 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,680 ♪ Someone who knows how to ride 138 00:10:56,720 --> 00:11:00,160 ♪ Without evening falling off 139 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:03,600 ♪ Gotta be compatible 140 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,440 ♪ Takes me to my limits 141 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,920 ♪ Let's do it... Could you do the living room? 142 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,160 ♪ Ride it, my pony 143 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,280 ♪ My saddle's waiting 144 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,840 ♪ Come and jump on it ♪ 145 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,880 (MUSIC PLAYING) 146 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,360 (EXHALES) 147 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,600 Here, let me show you. You can't just rub away at it 148 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,200 and hope for the best. You have to... 149 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,960 be gentle. Yeah. 150 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,120 So-so go in circles. 151 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,880 Not so fast. Slowly. 152 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,240 Start gently. 153 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,520 Circles. 154 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,040 That's your two hours. 155 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,840 Yep. Thanks. 156 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,360 Um, it was, er, so not my pleasure. 157 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,400 (LAUGHS) 158 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,480 Happy birthday. Oh, yep. 159 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,600 I'll, um... I'll let myself out. 160 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,640 Yeah. 161 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,120 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 162 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,040 They want me to be equity partner. 163 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,440 Why didn't you say? 164 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,800 I'm telling you now. (CHUCKLES) 165 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,400 Didn't wanna jinx it. That's fantastic. 166 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,960 You've worked so hard. You'll be perfect. 167 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,920 I've never slept with a senior partner before. 168 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,200 (CHUCKLES) 169 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,320 Honey... 170 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,560 I've got a bit of a headache. 171 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,320 Can you get the light? 172 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,360 Good night. 173 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,280 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 174 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,040 So... 175 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,080 was he gorgeous? 176 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,600 Thank you very much, everyone, for the sex worker 177 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,800 you sent to my home address. 178 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,600 Come on, you sly dog. 179 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,640 No, no, I-I paid for the premium version. 180 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,160 They said if you get that, you can have anything you want. I... 181 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,200 Oh, my God. 182 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,640 So, what did you ask for? 183 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,880 I asked him to clean my house. 184 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,320 (LAUGHS) What? 185 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,360 What was I supposed to do? 186 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,400 Thank you for thinking of me, but if I want that I'll find it 187 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,840 in my own marriage. 188 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,360 Farley was fantastic for that, I'll have you know. 189 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,800 Farley was over a year ago. Some things happen in their own time. 190 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,336 Yeah, no, I mean, she's right, guys. It's not like any of us singles 191 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:13,240 are getting any. Apart from you, of course, Hayley. 192 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,600 It does. It sounds amazing, actually, 193 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,880 having a man clean your house. 194 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,440 Did he have a six-pack? 195 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,280 Oh, please tell me he at least took his shirt off. Did he? 196 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,760 It was a four-pack. 197 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,680 Oh, yes! (CLAPPING) Yes, Gina! 198 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,480 (ALL LAUGHING) Whoo! 199 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,760 Brett, I was looking at those removals figures 200 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,920 and I think we're missing a bit of, um... 201 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,240 It's just fatty tissue. 202 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,880 Sorry. So, um, I thought... 203 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,960 Oh. You know you haven't remembered my birthday for five years. 204 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,680 There was a restructure. 205 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,720 My hands were tied. 206 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,760 I'm sorry. 207 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,840 You'll get picked up straight away. 208 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,600 There will be some sort of package. 209 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,080 Who else did you let go? 210 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,760 Just yourself at present. 211 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,440 Here's your copies. Now I'm almost done reconfiguring 212 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:34,560 the report system, and you need to get a social strategist. 213 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,720 Can I get you something, Gina? 214 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,856 Yeah, you can take your double D cups and you can piss off 215 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,280 back to your own department. 216 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,360 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 217 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,680 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) WOMAN: Do you think she's OK? 218 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,480 (EXHALES) 219 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,920 OK. I've got you a little cheer up present. 220 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,520 Oh... Now, it is a remote-controlled 221 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,680 internal vibrator. 222 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,720 So you wear it inside. Oh, I... 223 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,680 No. It's movement controlled, Bluetooth enabled. 224 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,760 It's amazing. I... No, no, no. 225 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,800 I've got one. It was a buy one, get one free 226 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,880 so this is for you. 227 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,920 Well, that-that is so lovely of you to think of me. 228 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,296 No, I didn't think of you. I was gonna give it to one of the others, 229 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,320 but clearly it has to be you. Why? Why me? 230 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,641 Because you're gonna be stuck at home by yourself all day, 231 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,800 so got to have something to do. OK. 232 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,400 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 233 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,000 Uh, hi. I think I left the speaker. 234 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,760 The bastards wanna charge me 200 bucks for what's like a... 235 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,080 50-dollar speaker, so... 236 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,040 Do you mind if I...? No, come in. 237 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,080 Thanks. 238 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,000 Nah. I was a shit stripper. 239 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:48,120 Didn't even make it past my trial week. I thought you were great. 240 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,000 You don't recognise me, do you? From the moving company. 241 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,040 You're from 'Please To Move You'? 242 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,120 Well, no, not anymore. No. Now we're folding. 243 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,480 So that's two jobs I've lost in one week. 244 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,640 But I read the file. That's not necessary. 245 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,680 There are things you can do to turn that around. 246 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,000 Well, tell that to the dickheads who decided we're not worth saving. 247 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,080 Oh, sorry. 248 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,120 Ah! 249 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,200 Ah. 250 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,560 200 bucks right there - that's... 251 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,880 What I could - I mean, have you thought about 252 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,040 doing other work? Yeah. 253 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,280 Cleaning? Cleaning? 254 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,320 No, I can't. 255 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,360 Ah, so you'll take your clothes off for strangers, 256 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,560 but God forbid if you have to clean a woman's house. 257 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,480 I've just got to get back and help fix the truck so they can sell it. 258 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,296 Ah. Yeah, I'm not the only one out of work. You know, there's four of us. 259 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,680 Ah. But thanks. 260 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,200 House cleaners? I've never cleaned a house before. 261 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:14,760 It's gross. Possibly shirtless cleaning. 262 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,720 If-if that's what the clients want. 263 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,840 Uh, I don't think that's gonna work out so well for all of us. 264 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,040 What about the removals? Oh, we'll do them. 265 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,640 Just if you don't get enough removals bookings, 266 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,960 you'll have to clean. 267 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,040 And what about the shirt business? 268 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,040 Optional extra, billable. 269 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,576 Tom, what do you have to say about your experience as a stripper? 270 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,600 Mate, you stripped? 271 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,680 Yeah, I only did it for a little bit. 272 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,120 Did you feel exploited? I loved it. 273 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,640 (LAUGHING) You must have been pretty shit. 274 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,960 Fuck off, I was all right. (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) 275 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,040 How do you know about him being a stripper? 276 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,080 Oh, er, my friends 277 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,240 booked him as a surprise... 278 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,320 surprise, uh, present. 279 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,520 I just think there are a lot of women who really like the thought of a man 280 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,480 cleaning their house, shirtless on request. 281 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,600 And I think they'll pay for it. 282 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,720 Is that all right with everyone? 283 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,200 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) Gina. 284 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,720 I would like to make an offer on the removals company 285 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,480 'Pleased To Move You'. We closed them down. 286 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,520 We do offer counselling, you know that. 287 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,680 You didn't close them. I did. 288 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,720 Only, um, I didn't. (LAUGHS) 289 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,800 I decided they qualify for business recovery. 290 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,840 Gina, that place is history. 291 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,000 And you can smell it on them and the manager's like... 50. 292 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:45,240 I can't give you a company. Yes, you can if it's not worth anything. 293 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,360 Hm, it's not that it's worth nothing. 294 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,320 The company has assets - you know, client base, corporate knowledge. 295 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,320 Truck, if I recall. But I don't have any money yet. 296 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,360 Not on my own. 297 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,880 The creditors need 10% of assets 298 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,520 so if you can find a way to come up with that, 299 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,600 it could be yours. 300 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,680 Could I pay in instalments? 301 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,520 I'd need a commission. 302 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,680 Gina, that is so brave. 303 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,720 True god. 304 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,720 You frickin' nailed it. Where'd you find your cleaners? 305 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,440 Actually it's the, uh, stripper 306 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,480 you got me for my birthday. 307 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,240 The one with the four-pack? The very same. 308 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,280 (CHUCKLES) 309 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,120 Hm. You still here? 310 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,080 Brett let me go. 311 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,240 There was a restructure. He had to. 312 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,160 Were you the only one? Yep. 313 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,200 That's not a restructure. 314 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,880 That's age discrimination. That's a problem. We can pursue that. 315 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,800 I wouldn't worry about it. I'm setting up a different business. 316 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,280 What kind of business? 317 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,480 Removals. Removals? 318 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,720 (CHUCKLES) Gina, do you know what you're getting into? 319 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,760 It's fine. We already have the - 320 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,496 Is this some kind of scheme? Cos you know this pyramid selling business - 321 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,440 some of them are just a scam. It's perfectly fine. 322 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,200 I'm just helping them diversify their service base. 323 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,280 Into what? What? What? 324 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,920 Listen, it's the first day and I'm-I'm-I'm late. 325 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,280 Yeah, just gotta, mm, run. 326 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,040 You remember how to clean with a microfibre? 327 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,480 S shape. What's a microfibre again? 328 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,760 OK, just ask her how she'd like her house cleaned. 329 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,800 I'm sure she'll tell you. 330 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,200 Can I ask you, what did you like when I was cleaning? 331 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,240 Cos I didn't know what I was doing, so... 332 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,280 any pointers would be great. Uh... 333 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,360 Well, you were good at the skirting boards. 334 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,560 No, no, like... 335 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,960 what did you like? Oh! 336 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,000 Er, do you remember what you did with your shirt? 337 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,640 I took it off. Yeah. And? 338 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,680 You put it in your back pocket. 339 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,720 Yeah, you could maybe try that again. Oh. 340 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,840 Um, and, you know, leave it there. 341 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,920 Yeah, no problem. 342 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,496 Should I do the introductions for you? No, no, no, I've got it, 343 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,760 I've got it. Yeah, I'm just gonna stay here. All right. 344 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,800 All right. OK. (CHUCKLES) 345 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,880 Elbow grease. Yeah. 346 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,080 I've come to clean your house. Good. 347 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,120 Great. 348 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,280 Um, do you wanna start in here? 349 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,320 (CLOCK TICKING) 350 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,320 (CHUCKLES) 351 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,680 (OBJECTS CLATTER) 352 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,720 Sorry. 353 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,160 You're gonna have to tell me how to do some of this. 354 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,200 Oh. 355 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,240 Oh. 356 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,880 (CHUCKLES) 357 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,560 So, uh, where next? 358 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,840 Kitchen. Yeah. 359 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,680 Just... 360 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,000 Thomas? Yeah. Sorry, can I call you Tom? 361 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,160 Yeah. Tom, would you mind taking your boots off, please? 362 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,360 Yes. Sorry. 363 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,560 Whoo. 364 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,600 (CHUCKLES) 365 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,800 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 366 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,960 (FRIDGE DOOR OPENS) 367 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,680 That is not happening ever again. 368 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,400 Sure thing, boss. 369 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,520 (MOTORCYCLE RIDING PAST) 370 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,280 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 371 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,520 (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE) 372 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,040 Tom. I got a promotion. 373 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,240 I have a boyfriend. I brought ice cream. 374 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,280 I'm off dairy, Tom. 375 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,360 Oh. Um, are you off... 376 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,400 Chocolate Obsession? 377 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,160 Damn you. 378 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,200 (CHUCKLES) 379 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,040 So, um... is everything going OK? 380 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,080 With the - with the baby? Is it going OK? 381 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,600 He is fine. Kicking like a bastard. 382 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,720 He? Yeah. 383 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,000 Bye, Tom. Yeah. 384 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,040 Bye. 385 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,680 He. (CHUCKLES) 386 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,400 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) 387 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,920 (CHUCKLES) 388 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,600 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) Hello? 389 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,640 Hi, I was wondering if I could make a booking 390 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,680 for one of those house cleaners, please? 391 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,400 Yes. Yes. I'm sorry, it's so noisy in here. 392 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,440 When would you like? 393 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,600 Sometime on Thursday. OK. 394 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,560 Sorry, can - I - can you say that again? 395 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,800 Um, hi. (LAUGHS) 396 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,840 Oh. Excuse me. 397 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,080 Are you the one with the service? 398 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,560 Yes, I am. Can you just give me a couple of minutes? 399 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,560 I'm just taking a booking. I must have this house cleaner. 400 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,640 Oh. I've heard it's very good. 401 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,160 I hear he leaves no surface untouched, 402 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,200 gets into every crevice. 403 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:34,120 So I was wondering if you had any availability on Thursday. 404 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,200 Excuse me. No, I'll take Thursday. 405 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,440 (SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER) 406 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,840 You did so good! 407 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,080 You know it's just for cleaning, right? 408 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,960 I want what she had. Yeah, sorry, but cleaning is just a cover. 409 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,200 (CHUCKLES) 410 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,560 That was a mistake. That-That is not gonna happen again. 411 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,920 Would anyone like to book a straight-up cleaning job? 412 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,560 Wanna get drunk? I have vodka. 413 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,600 No. 414 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,720 You'll get another job. It won't be that hard. 415 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,760 Don't lie to me. 416 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,560 OK, because you're over 50 it's gonna be very hard. 417 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,640 I know. 418 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,120 Oh, I'm not gonna do it. 419 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,160 Why not? (GASPS) 420 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,120 I couldn't ask those men to do that. Actually, I think he was the one 421 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,160 who offered. I just couldn't. 422 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,200 Oh, God. 423 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,280 You're so... British. 424 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,640 What does that mean? This is a very good idea. 425 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,680 You're being so uptight. 426 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,880 Sorry. (CHUCKLES) 427 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,080 (CAR BEEPS) 428 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,080 (EXHALES) 429 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,640 (SIGHS) 430 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,240 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) Shh-shh. 431 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,960 Does anyone still want to make a booking? 432 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,320 Well, for cleaning or for sex? 433 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Both. 434 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,040 (CHEERING AND LAUGHTER) 435 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,440 Obviously you don't have to if you don't want to. 436 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,720 And, um, I have prepared a whole redundancy package 437 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,760 for each of you. 438 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,640 That perhaps is the other option. 439 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,600 And if we want to? 440 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,000 Well, then, you just go right ahead. 441 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,920 (CHUCKLES) 442 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,536 And you just ask your client if she'd prefer to have her house cleaned 443 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,160 before or after. 444 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,720 (CHUCKLES) Oh. 445 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,280 Don't look at me. 446 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,120 Well, then you could just do the housework. 447 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,120 Business as usual. 448 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,920 Well, uh, so... 449 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,000 right, so, um... 450 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,800 quality control. Um, obviously the cleaning 451 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,120 must be effective, and there must be a minimum of one orgasm. 452 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,240 (LAUGHS) You've thought of everything. 453 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,280 Do we count our own? 454 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,640 If we count hers and mine, 455 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,160 that's two, right? That's a multiple? 456 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,200 Yours is irrelevant. 457 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,760 Is she serious? I think she is. 458 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,520 I'm down for it. It will be like career enhancement. 459 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,720 Dude, you can't hold down a job to save your life. 460 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,800 You can't even keep a driver's license. 461 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,840 It wasn't my fault. It's never your fault. 462 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,960 What if you don't like her? Your client? 463 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,496 Gina was pretty clear. If you don't like anything about the session, 464 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,480 you can leave it. Or what if she doesn't like us? 465 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,576 When I did my stripping week, that was the worst bit. 466 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,656 You can be like really well-built. If you're a stripper, 467 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,840 you can't just be a bit hot. You have to be smoking. 468 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,440 If we're gonna sleep with people, 469 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,520 we'll have to be sex gods. 470 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,800 Sounds good. 471 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,400 I'm in. 472 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,440 Are you kidding? I'm in. 473 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,760 (CHUCKLES) 474 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,360 Steve? 475 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,920 I'll be your IT department, at least to get you started. 476 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,320 I found this site. Oh. 477 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,000 Jesus. Is that shit even legal? 478 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,040 Yeah, that stripper joint I worked for did that, 479 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,080 but they had some kind of a special licence. 480 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,136 Apparently took them ages to get it. Yeah, I've heard, 481 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,560 but we need to get started. So if we did a website like this, 482 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,096 could we make the site owner anonymous? Yeah, but you still need 483 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,440 search engine optimisation with the right search words. 484 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,680 So, housecleaning. 485 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,720 Sex. (CHUCKLES) 486 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,760 Pleasure. 487 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,840 You should be jotting this down. 488 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,200 Escorts who love your home. 489 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,760 (KEYBOARD BUTTONS CLACKING) 490 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,160 Um, integrity, safety. 491 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,200 Discretion. Rock-solid. 492 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,240 Best ever root you'll get all year. 493 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,040 I thought we were all going round. Yeah, integrity's good. 494 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,720 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 495 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,360 (MUSIC STOPS) 496 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,400 Hi. Hi. 497 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,440 Come in. Thank you. 498 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,240 Right on time. (CHUCKLES) 499 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,120 ♪ MO'HORIZONS: Foto Viva. 500 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,840 (EXHALES) 501 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,120 Tom? 502 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,600 Would you like to dance? 503 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,720 Yeah. Sure thing. 504 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,040 Just stop that. It's fine. 505 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,080 ♪ Fota viva, viva, viva 506 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,720 ♪ Fota viva, viva, viva 507 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:03,800 ♪ Da melodia que falava do futuro 508 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,640 ♪ Que voce imaginou 509 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:13,000 ♪ Do passado que voce nao viveu ♪ 510 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,040 (DO YOU WANT ME? PLAYING) 511 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,160 Ah. 512 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,880 ♪ Are you lonely, oh, my darling? 513 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,080 ♪ Do you want me? 514 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,840 ♪ Are you lonely, oh, my darling? 515 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,920 ♪ Do you need me? (STRAINS) 516 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:41,080 ♪ I can tell by the look in your eyes 517 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:45,320 ♪ I don't want your afters 518 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,920 ♪ Don't you want me, my darling? 519 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,320 ♪ Don't you want me tonight? 520 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,640 ♪ I'm... 521 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,400 ♪ All yours ♪ 522 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,680 (SNORING) 523 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,520 Um, so I've been thinking. 524 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,960 And... 525 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,600 You see, I'm just not exactly sure 526 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,000 that I can reliably say that I know 527 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:29,520 how to please... a woman. 528 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,800 Well... 529 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,000 if you can say that... 530 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,280 ..you're a better man than most. 531 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,680 Good. 532 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,160 What, Anthony? So-So he's big. 533 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,640 A jackhammer? 534 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,560 Oh. Oh, I am... 535 00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,600 very sorry. 536 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,200 Yes, of course, I completely understand. 537 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:06,600 Can we make it up to you in some way? (I wasn't that bad.) 538 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,000 Very sorry once again. Back to cleaning and removals, bro. 539 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,520 On my hot mother, I swear. (TELEPHONE RINGING) 540 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,640 Pleased to Move You. 541 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,840 (CRUNCHING) 542 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,080 Really? Oh, that's just basic. 543 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,600 What else did he miss? Dude. 544 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,640 Oh, he'll be back. 545 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,080 I understand. No charge. 546 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:36,160 Come on, fellas. Don't feel bad. We all make mistakes. 547 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,280 Let's look at the positives here. 548 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,320 At least you're both in the shit. 549 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,520 I mean, it's not like you're gonna sack them. 550 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,560 (SIGHS) 551 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,200 One of my members of staff is... 552 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,280 How shall I put this? He's, um... 553 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,120 very... well... 554 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,200 Endowed? 555 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,240 Oh, God. God's gift. 556 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,680 Yeah, he needs help from someone who knows more than him. 557 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,760 Someone very... 558 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,840 very experienced. 559 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,920 (CHUCKLES) 560 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,960 Guys. 561 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,440 Just be cool. 562 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,320 Just be cool. 563 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 564 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,600 Could you teach him to clean everything? 565 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,720 Nothing sexy. Just-just cleaning. 566 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,600 Everything. Thoroughly. 567 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,680 Uh, because I am chairing a board meeting at three. 568 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:52,200 Oh, yeah. He will so be done by then. 569 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:56,000 It's just your place - it's the perfect training ground. 570 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,080 Mm. OK. 571 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,400 Keep your clothes on. 572 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,160 Are you sure it will be good? The cleaning? 573 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,200 The sex. 574 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,440 Of course. 575 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,560 What if he doesn't like me? 576 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,480 Why do you think he would like you? 577 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,080 It's been a little while since I've, um... 578 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,400 Ah. 579 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,120 Now like quite a few years. 580 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,600 That happens. (CHUCKLES) 581 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,640 Quite a few. 582 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,720 (GROANING) 583 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,640 (CONTINUES GROANING) 584 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,840 Can we just stop? Stop. OK. 585 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:09,800 Did you learn everything you know from watching porn? 586 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,960 Porn is the exact opposite of what good sex feels like for women. 587 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,880 Has no one ever told you that? No. 588 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,040 Oh, God. Um... 589 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,160 Uh, you just tell me what I'm doing wrong 590 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,200 and I will listen. 591 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,320 You don't just listen with your ears. 592 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,360 You listen with your body. 593 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,600 Now, every woman's body is different. 594 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,680 So even if I teach you a technique, 595 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,800 you still have to listen each time. Mm. 596 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,200 What do you have to do every single time? 597 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,560 Have to, um, listen 598 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,680 to your body with my body. 599 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,760 So I'm pretty successful at work, 600 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,880 in pretty much everything in life, 601 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,600 except one thing. Let me guess. 602 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,840 Yeah, well, let's just say that 603 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,560 not all of my sexual experiences 604 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,600 have been enjoyable. 605 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,720 You don't have to do this if you don't want to. 606 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,760 No, I've thought about it a lot. 607 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,040 I don't want a relationship and I don't like the idea 608 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,920 of an online hook-up, and I've realised that 609 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,920 I don't wanna give up on sex forever, so... (CHUCKLES) 610 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,560 Well, you can take it gently. You could, like, start with... 611 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,960 ..a foot rub, and then move onto a little massage, 612 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,560 and then just see if you want to take it any further. 613 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,960 Can we do that? Sure. 614 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,160 Glass of wine? W-What do you like to drink? 615 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,600 Gin. I might have to slam a few first 616 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,720 to forget myself to get started. 617 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,280 You know, I think you are here to remember yourself. 618 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,520 Yeah. Thanks. 619 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,520 You know what? 620 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,560 Yeah, I'll just do it. 621 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,600 Oh. 622 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,480 Not very good at letting other people do things for you, are you? 623 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,560 Er, we need a different cloth. 624 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,920 Yep, I'll get it. No, no, it's fine. 625 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,920 What does your husband do? 626 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,520 Er, did you mean to ask what do I do? 627 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,560 I'm a corporate lawyer. 628 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,720 He is a surgeon. 629 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,760 Good with his hands? (SCOFFS) 630 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,800 He used to be. 631 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,840 I'm sorry. I didn't realise he's not around. 632 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,760 Oh, no, no, no. He is around. It's just that we don't... 633 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,880 Oh. ..you know, kind of... 634 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:38,240 (SIGHS) 635 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,520 Um, you can start on the bath. 636 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,640 Yeah. Yeah. 637 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,760 It's OK. The same with my girlfriend, 638 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,040 or my ex. We stopped, as well. 639 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,360 Was that just because it wasn't very good? 640 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,840 Oh, no, no, it was great. But it was always up to me. 641 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,280 I always had to initiate. The thing is, um... 642 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,040 Well, we are having a baby. 643 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,080 Congratulations. Yeah. 644 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,840 Well, she's having a baby without me. 645 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,080 Little man. Oh. 646 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,120 Yeah. 647 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,560 Yeah, I wish she'd let me be the dad. I am the dad. 648 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,600 I just really wanna be the dad. 649 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,640 I think I have to grow up a bit. 650 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,800 I need to get my shit together. 651 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 I'm sure you will. 652 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,040 You'll get there. Yeah. 653 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,840 If I am paying for it, I don't want ordinary orgasm. 654 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,880 I can sort one of those out for myself. 655 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,720 And I don't one of those naughty ones that sneak up on you 656 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,760 and then fizzle out. 657 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,520 I want orgasm with lots of edging. 658 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,600 Eased towards it... 659 00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,680 then back off. 660 00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,760 Ease up to it again... 661 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,080 ..then back off. You know. 662 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,120 A big... 663 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,240 delicious lead up, and then... 664 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,600 (EXHALES) 665 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,640 ..total annihilation. 666 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,960 OK. 667 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,040 And anything else? 668 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,880 Snow angel. My all-time go to favourite. 669 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,320 That can't be comfortable. I don't know. 670 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,360 Looks all right for her. 671 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,320 Bloke's got quite a hard job, though. She is upside down. 672 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,200 No, she's just lying back. He's the one doing all the holding. 673 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,760 No, no, that is definitely upside down. 674 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,840 She can't even move. 675 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000 (CLEARS THROAT) 676 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,640 Stop looking. I was just going to do the... 677 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,400 license... (CHUCKLES) ..application. 678 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,760 Women are quite tricky to please. (CHUCKLES) 679 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,680 They all seem to say completely different things. 680 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,160 It's very inconsistent. 681 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,240 You're terrible for you. 682 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,200 I'm really not sure I'm cut out for this. 683 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,760 Close your eyes. 684 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,800 (CHUCKLES) 685 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,960 That's silly. No, no, trust me. 686 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000 Just close your eyes 687 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,400 and imagine you're a woman about to contact this business. 688 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,600 Come on, come on. All right. 689 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,040 You heard about the company... Mm-hm... and you're intrigued. 690 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,400 Why are you so interested? 691 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,960 I, uh... (CHUCKLES) 692 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,880 I don't know why. I just am. Can't help it. 693 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,920 I don't even want to be. 694 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,160 So what do you do about it? I look it up... 695 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,400 ..secretly. And? 696 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,440 (EXHALES) 697 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 I need to know I'm talking to a woman. 698 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,040 I don't want to speak to a man about this. Good. 699 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,080 So you call up, you get a woman 700 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,520 and she asks you what you want. 701 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,560 What you really want. 702 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,360 Maybe she just wants to be touched. 703 00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,120 Feel this. 704 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,440 What does it tell you? 705 00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,760 You're trying to teach me something. 706 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,680 (CLEARS THROAT) That's what my words are saying. 707 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:54,720 Feel my hand. 708 00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,760 What's it telling you? 709 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,280 It's warm. 710 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,440 Go on. It's like... 711 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,360 It's like you're inviting me some. 712 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,760 Pleased to see me. 713 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,280 Good. 714 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,760 Good. 715 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,880 Now we can start. 716 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,360 (SQUEAKING) 717 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,840 So, what did you mean by, 718 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,000 you know, it was always up to you? 719 00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,040 Oh, yeah. 720 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,480 Well, even before we broke up we'd stopped having sex. 721 00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:47,080 I really love it when a woman initiates, 722 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,120 and she never would. 723 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,280 It's so hot when a woman asks me for something. 724 00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,560 (SQUEAKING) 725 00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,040 Could you get that dark blue cloth, please? 726 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,680 OK, sure. 727 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,920 (BIRDS SQUAWKING) 728 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,400 (SIGHS) 729 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,600 So... (CLEARS THROAT) 730 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,680 ..what would you like to do for dinner? 731 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,400 I would like you to take me out. 732 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,920 Mm. And after that... 733 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,200 ..I'd like to skip dessert. 734 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:39,080 I think that we should come straight home... 735 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,160 and have a nude swim. 736 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,160 And then... 737 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,840 ..I would like to lie down on one of the sun lounges and... 738 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,880 I would like you to go down on me. 739 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,440 And if you like... 740 00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,480 ..I could return the favour. 741 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,720 Could we skip dinner? 742 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,920 (LAUGHS) 743 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,160 Yeah, nah. 744 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,200 I wanna be taken out first. 745 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:14,240 ♪ RUBY VELLE AND THE SOULPHONICS: It's About Time 746 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,640 ♪ World, world, world 747 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,680 ♪ Where have we been? 748 00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,880 ♪ What have we got? 749 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:38,240 ♪ Will the story of our future be a new tune? 750 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,640 ♪ Or the same old song? 751 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,640 ♪ Because who we are 752 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,080 ♪ Only history knows 753 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,120 ♪ But where we are going 754 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:57,880 ♪ Oh, it hasn't fully, fully been told 755 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,120 ♪ And it's about time 756 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:07,160 ♪ That we decide together 757 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,520 ♪ That our fight for freedom 758 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,920 ♪ Cannot last forever 759 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,000 ♪ And it's about time 760 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:25,040 ♪ We turn this world on a dime (MOBILE PHONE CLICKING) 761 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,400 ♪ Listen... 762 00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,440 Gina? 763 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,480 ♪ It's about time ♪ 764 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,600 Gina? 765 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,640 What's the occasion? 766 00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,600 ♪ Where we've been 767 00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,640 ♪ Floatin' down a river 768 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,680 ♪ With our hands tied 769 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:58,240 ♪ While further downstream... 770 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,560 I'll make us some pasta. 771 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,000 ♪ ..and lies divide 772 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,280 ♪ And now it's only right 773 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,440 ♪ We put our words on the line 774 00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,560 ♪ And we decide together, baby 775 00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,840 ♪ That it's about time ♪ 776 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,160 You said I never helped with the housework. 777 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,200 Tom, no. Well, I can do it now. 778 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,280 Top to bottom. Let me show you. No, it's OK. 779 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,200 You must be Tom. I'm Gary. 780 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,680 How's the little man? 781 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:46,720 Growing. 782 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:49,760 Um... Nice to meet you, mate. 783 00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,840 We're fine. 784 00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,320 Don't worry. I'll call you. 785 00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:02,840 See ya. Bye, Tom. 786 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,880 (EXHALES) 787 00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,920 ♪ AGNES OBEL: Dorian 788 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,960 ♪ They won't know who we are 789 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:36,400 ♪ So we both can pretend 790 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:44,440 ♪ It's written on the mountains 791 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:50,200 ♪ A line that never ends 792 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:56,320 ♪ As the devil spoke we spilled out on the floor 793 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,480 ♪ And the pieces broke 794 00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:05,280 ♪ And the people wanted more 795 00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:12,160 ♪ And the rugged wheel is turning 796 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,360 ♪ Another round 797 00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:26,560 ♪ Dorian, carry on 798 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:34,120 ♪ Will you ever let us carry on? ♪ 799 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,280 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 800 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,240 Hi. Wait. Wait. 801 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,560 Wait. I-I know how to clean your place properly now. 802 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,920 From top to bottom. And if you don't let me in and let me do it, 803 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,000 I might lose my job. 804 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Please, please, please. 805 00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,640 Please let me come in and clean. 806 00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,800 I couldn't quite hear that last bit. Could you just repeat that? 807 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,840 (CHUCKLES 808 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,640 Please, please, please let me come in and clean your house. 809 00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,240 (SIGHS) 810 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,280 Thank you. 811 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,240 Are they? I had actually forgotten... (TELEPHONE RINGING) 812 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,960 ..how good my body can feel. Hang on, Sandra. 813 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,800 (RINGING CONTINUES) I'm pleased for you 814 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,160 because this business... Pleased To Move You. 815 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,200 Could you please hold? 816 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:39,840 Sometimes you just need several great Chads to get your mojo back. 817 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,880 (TELEPHONE BEEPING) 818 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:45,520 I can't remember ever feeling this good. 819 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:48,040 (INDISTINCT) (TELEPHONE CONTINUES BEEPING) 820 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,160 Hello. (CLEARS THROAT) This is Steve. 821 00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,680 I don't usually answer these phones. Um... 822 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,720 so please be gentle with me. 823 00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:01,920 It's just unbelievable. Mm. 824 00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,960 (SNIFFLES) 825 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,800 Gina, I cannot recommend it highly enough. 826 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,600 I just... I feel so alive. 827 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,760 (LINE CUTS) Are you there? 828 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,280 Um, yeah, we can do that. 829 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:18,520 Would you mind if I called you back? No, no, it's OK, it's OK. 830 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,120 I'll, uh, just check the, uh, the bookings. 831 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,080 Um, yeah, just tell you me a little bit more about yourself. 832 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,400 (SNIFFLES) 833 00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,440 (EXHALES) 834 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,880 Lovely spot. 835 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:43,200 Look, I-I don't think I should be doing the phones. 836 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,080 Did she make a booking? 837 00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:51,520 Yep. 838 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,560 Who did you match her up with? 839 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,120 Actually it was me. 840 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,080 Well, I tried to talk her into someone else, but she wanted 841 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,840 someone her own age and she liked the sound of my voice, so... 842 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,880 You're married. 843 00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,320 Ah, yeah, um... about that. 844 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,040 It's, um... it's real. 845 00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,160 I... 846 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,840 I just kept thinking she'd come back, so... 847 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,920 so I waited. 848 00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:25,960 Are you still waiting? 849 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,040 No. 850 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,920 But you're still wearing the ring. (EXHALES) 851 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,440 Yeah, well, look, imagine this. 852 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,016 You're moving furniture one moment, trying to get some money together 853 00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,560 and get on with your life, and the next moment... 854 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,600 the entire team has been converted into sexy cleaners. 855 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,960 You should have said. I was saving you from trying 856 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000 to wheel me out along with the rest of them. 857 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:02,440 I mean, no one wants this scrubbing their kitchen bench. 858 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,160 It sounds like somebody does. She'll regret it when she sees me. 859 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,200 Aw, don't be silly. 860 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,960 I'm sure the pair of you will have a terrific time of it. 861 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,560 (SIGHS) 862 00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,080 (CAR DOOR OPENS) 863 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:28,320 (CLEARS THROAT) Hi. Hello. 864 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:32,000 Do you only employ men 865 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:34,040 as your, um... 866 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,840 Sex professionals - that's what we call them. Right. 867 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,200 I don't - I don't have any women. 868 00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,600 Oh, that's OK. I just thought I'd ask. 869 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,920 I don't know. 870 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:51,080 Since the kids are gone, there's a bit more time to take notice 871 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,360 of what's going on with me. And especially after 872 00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,040 some of the bookings, I am feeling all kinds of things 873 00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,120 for all kinds of people. 874 00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:01,360 You sound like a young person. (LAUGHS) 875 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,520 But if I'm gonna try being with a woman for the first time, 876 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,856 I'd prefer it to be with someone who knows what she's doing, 877 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:11,680 who can forgive me if-if I'm wrong and I want to stop halfway through. 878 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,760 I'm being ridiculous, aren't I? No, you're not. 879 00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,880 Can you leave it with me? Thank you. 880 00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:29,320 Ah. 881 00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,320 Would you mind not mentioning this to Brett? 882 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,480 Yes, as long as that's mutual. 883 00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,920 Uh... 884 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:52,160 I suppose I'm (CHUCKLES) here for a booking. 885 00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:55,800 You don't need us. I've seen what happens when you walk into a room. 886 00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:57,840 (CHUCKLES) 887 00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,240 I... 888 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,760 I don't like my breasts to be touched. 889 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,840 I've got really insensitive nipples 890 00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,880 so when they get a lot of attention 891 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,920 I feel nothing. 892 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,800 Well, left out, really. 893 00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:15,200 So you want to pay for someone who will... 894 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,640 ..ignore your breasts. Yes. 895 00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,640 Not all of my sexual experiences 896 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,680 have been satisfying. 897 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,880 And I'll pay for some that are, 898 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,920 if it means good sex. 899 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,520 People underestimate me. 900 00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,960 And they don't know that I reconfigured the entire 901 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,680 apex programme to integrate both platforms. 902 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,360 That day the only thing anyone said 903 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,800 was about what I looked like, including you. 904 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,240 I'm sorry about that. It's fine. 905 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,280 I mean - No, it's really not. 906 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,360 I'm used to it. It happens every day. 907 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,720 But it's the shit sex that's wearing thin. 908 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,760 (CHUCKLES) 909 00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,840 You have a lifetime of sex ahead of you and it should be good. 910 00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:02,600 You're gonna have to learn to ask for what you want. 911 01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,120 It's never too late to start. 912 01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,440 I just want a decent root. 913 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,480 Yep. 914 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,840 (CAR DOOR OPENS) 915 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,960 I know. I was terrible, but I can do so much better. 916 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,320 Good for you. 917 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,640 I've been working on some moves. Please let me show you. 918 01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:29,720 Please. 919 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,320 So what was that Incredible Hulk thing you did 920 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,840 with your clothes again? Light years beyond that. 921 01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,080 Can you, for five minutes straight, 922 01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,920 move your mouth and your tongue in the exact same way? 923 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,960 Yes. 924 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,160 Yes, yes, I can, I can. 925 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,720 God damn. 926 01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,440 Anthony. 927 01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,480 He ironed everything. 928 01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:02,760 Everything. 929 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,360 I didn't know we offered ironing. 930 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,400 I asked and away he went. 931 01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,440 Oh. 932 01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:13,280 So did he take care of anything else? 933 01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:15,320 Mm-hm. 934 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,920 I should have done this years ago. 935 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,960 (LAUGHTER) 936 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,400 (EXHALES) 937 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,760 (VIBRATOR VIBRATING) 938 01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,520 (VIBRATING CONTINUES) 939 01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:24,200 (VIBRATING INTENSIFIES) 940 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,360 (VIBRATING STOPS) 941 01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:54,320 (SIGHS) 942 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,800 Ah. 943 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,840 (MOANS) 944 01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,800 (GASPS, MOANS) 945 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,560 Mm. 946 01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:23,760 (DOOR SLIDING OPEN) (GASPS) 947 01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,720 Hi. 948 01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:33,760 Hi. (SNIFFS) 949 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,880 Where is everybody? They stopped for sausage rolls. 950 01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,000 Couldn't bear it. Croissant? 951 01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,560 No, thank you. Home-made. 952 01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,600 (CHUCKLES) Thanks. 953 01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:45,240 Well, if you change your mind. 954 01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,840 I need to ask you something. 955 01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,320 (CLEARS THROAT) What's this? 956 01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,440 Hm, I don't know. 957 01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:02,200 Weird. Mm. 958 01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:05,000 So, I wanna talk to you about something. 959 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,040 (CLEARS THROAT) 960 01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,640 Go ahead. I've been thinking. 961 01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:17,600 I get a lot of thinking done about two in the morning. 962 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:20,760 I think a lot more about this job than my... my old one. 963 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,640 It's about the business model. 964 01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:31,080 I don't think it's sustainable. 965 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,160 If you really think about it. 966 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,200 Oh. 967 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,360 Keep going, if you don't mind. 968 01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,000 It's, uh... 969 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,040 It's a high-end... 970 01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,360 ..one-off model. 971 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,400 You can't just... 972 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:05,200 replicate the transactions. 973 01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,240 Yeah, I know. 974 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,240 Should I go a bit faster? Yeah. 975 01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,280 (EXHALES) 976 01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,400 (MOANS) Oh, no, no, that's too fast. 977 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,120 That's too fast. Oh, OK. Cool, I'll just... 978 01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:22,160 OK. 979 01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:24,280 Fine. Yeah. (GASPS) 980 01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:27,480 Just cruise. 981 01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:30,960 (EXHALES) 982 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,000 (EXHALES) 983 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,000 Slower. 984 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:42,400 Really cruising. 985 01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:44,440 Oh. 986 01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,800 (MOANS) 987 01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,240 (MOANS) 988 01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:59,280 (EXHALING) 989 01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:02,800 (EXHALES) 990 01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:04,840 (EXHALES) 991 01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,880 (EXHALES) 992 01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:10,320 Oh! 993 01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:14,320 (GASPS) 994 01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:16,360 One is never enough. 995 01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:19,720 (GASPS) 996 01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:21,760 ♪ THE PHANTOMS: Good As Gold 997 01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:24,280 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah... ♪ 998 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:27,320 Whoa. That's gorgeous. 999 01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:30,840 What's going on? Nothing. 1000 01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:33,920 ♪ Whoo-hoo, I gonna get what I want today 1001 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:37,360 ♪ Whoo-hoo, it's just the way that I roll 1002 01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:40,920 ♪ Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna kick this out my way 1003 01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,960 ♪ Whoo-hoo 1004 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,000 ♪ Yeah, I'm as good as gold 1005 01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:47,600 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah 1006 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,480 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah ♪ 1007 01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:56,600 You got laid. Finally. 1008 01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,640 It's none of your business. 1009 01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,360 Sorry, your business is always my business. 1010 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,400 (LAUGHS) 1011 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,600 Did you forget your moisturiser? 1012 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:11,000 Mm, yeah. Use my coconut oil. 1013 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:13,040 Thanks. 1014 01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:15,600 You know, that is an excellent lubricant. 1015 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:17,760 It goes on easy, smells amazing, 1016 01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,800 tastes amazing, lasts forever 1017 01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:23,000 and it is a healthy fat, so you can just pop it in your stir-fry. 1018 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,080 Thank you, Sandra. 1019 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,360 (SNIFFS, INHALES) 1020 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,400 (ALL GIGGLING) 1021 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:53,520 I don't usually... Me neither. ..use that, and... 1022 01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:56,560 actually that was my first time. It was the first time for both of us. 1023 01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,800 Was it horrible? No. Good. 1024 01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:03,280 I can live with that, as long as it wasn't horrible. 1025 01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:05,760 OK, I got your rose petals, 1026 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:08,320 your 85% chocolate, your champagne, 1027 01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:11,040 strawberries, massage oil, condoms - 1028 01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:13,320 so many condoms - and lubricant. 1029 01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,360 Apparently silicone is the way to go. 1030 01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,400 How about organic coconut oil? 1031 01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:19,440 Oh, OK. 1032 01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:21,760 (COMPUTER CHIMES) Oh, that'll be a booking for me. 1033 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,840 In your dreams, bro. 1034 01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:25,880 (COMPUTER BUZZES) It's not loading. 1035 01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:28,240 Yeah, the whole system is not coping. We need an upgrade. 1036 01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:32,000 We can't afford it. If I can't make the payments, they take the company off me. Gina, the door. 1037 01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:41,640 I'm looking for Gina Henderson. 1038 01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,920 Yeah, that-that's me. 1039 01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,960 Can I help you? 1040 01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,440 You're in charge here? 1041 01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:56,640 I am. 1042 01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:00,960 Well, looks like I found exactly who I'm looking for. 1043 01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:05,400 (SPEAKER BEEPS) (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 1044 01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:23,400 (SPEAKER BEEPING) Not many places take on guys. 1045 01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:26,040 I wondered if you might like to increase the team. 1046 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,400 Oh, no. No, mate, we're-we're full. 1047 01:09:28,440 --> 01:09:30,880 Yeah, you should just piss off 1048 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:32,920 some place else. 1049 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,680 Yeah. Yeah. 1050 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,760 Sorry, what was your name? 1051 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:41,360 It's Mike. Hi, Mike. 1052 01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:43,680 I'm Gina. I know. 1053 01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:54,720 Guys, there is no need to be rude. 1054 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:56,760 Just basic politeness. 1055 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,920 He was basic. He was quite rude. 1056 01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:01,216 He threw his top off in front of us. A little bit desperate. 1057 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:04,200 What? He looked all - Manners. You can file that, please, 1058 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,240 under M. 1059 01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,640 M for Mike. Not-not good. 1060 01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:11,720 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1061 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,760 Hey. 1062 01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,880 How's things? Great. 1063 01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:19,920 (WATER SLOSHING) 1064 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,200 I think I'm jealous. 1065 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:31,160 Of? You're astonishing sex life. 1066 01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:34,800 Yeah, well, you should try the morning afters. 1067 01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:37,080 I'm perfectly clear with them every time - 1068 01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:39,280 "This is a one-off." 1069 01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:41,800 What happens when you don't want it to be a one-off? 1070 01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,320 It's too risky. 1071 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,960 Can I ask you to do something for me? 1072 01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:56,680 Will be as much fun as last time? That's up to you. 1073 01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:59,640 I think I could start to like this. 1074 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,840 (CHUCKLES) OK. 1075 01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:10,480 (DOG BARKS, GROWLS) 1076 01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:17,720 Hi! Hi. 1077 01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:20,040 I've come to clean your house. 1078 01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:22,120 I didn't know you clean houses. 1079 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:27,840 Oh. (LAUGHS) 1080 01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:32,040 Are you gonna let me in or...? (LAUGHS) Sorry. 1081 01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:34,080 (CHUCKLES) 1082 01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:41,440 Cute dog. Yeah. Leo. 1083 01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:43,520 Hey, good boy. 1084 01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,600 Um, it's ten in the morning. 1085 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:50,600 Oh. Egg cups? 1086 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,640 (CHUCKLES) 1087 01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,800 (CORK SQUEAKS, POPS) 1088 01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:04,240 Lemon. 1089 01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:09,240 (EXHALES) And salt. 1090 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:22,560 (GULPS) 1091 01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:24,600 (SUCKS) 1092 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,840 It's your turn. 1093 01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:39,040 (CLEARS THROAT) Women. Women. 1094 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,000 Mm. 1095 01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:45,160 Uh-uh. I've already done there. 1096 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,200 You need to find somewhere new. 1097 01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,800 (CHUCKLES) 1098 01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:03,680 (BOTH GIGGLE) 1099 01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:29,880 Mm! (BOTH LAUGH) 1100 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:36,160 Shall we go again? 1101 01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:38,280 Yeah. (BOTH LAUGH) 1102 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:40,680 (EGG CUPS CLINKING) Just a little. 1103 01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:43,800 Uh-huh, yeah. No, I have the number. 1104 01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,840 I'm just trying to find it. 1105 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,880 Is there somewhere you want this? 1106 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,120 No, look, I-I am very sorry, OK. 1107 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,200 I will personally follow up for you, OK? 1108 01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,240 I'll just count it out. My assistant's very busy. 1109 01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:57,280 He may have missed something. 1110 01:13:57,320 --> 01:13:59,600 Two. Uh, yeah. No, I'll hold, yeah. 1111 01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:01,640 Three. Four. 1112 01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:05,680 Five. 1113 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:14,560 ALICE: Get it, girl. (HANDS CLAP) 1114 01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,600 Yeah, no, no, I'm still here. 1115 01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:18,640 (MOBILE PHONE RINGING) 1116 01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,200 Hey, Gina! I just thought I'd let you know that I am now 1117 01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:26,680 the official owner of this company. 1118 01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:28,880 Yes! Final payment complete. 1119 01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:32,080 Hooray! (LAUGHS) 1120 01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:35,640 ♪ Lift your head up, lift your head up to the sky 1121 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,680 ♪ Don't think tomorrow... ♪ 1122 01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:40,760 Hey! (ALL CHEERING) 1123 01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,800 Hoorah! 1124 01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:44,840 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1125 01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:46,960 Hayley told me so I'm showed up. 1126 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,560 Yeah, and then she got everyone drunk on the way here. 1127 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,600 (LAUGHS) It wasn't hard. 1128 01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:54,600 Congratulations. Oh! Oh, let me please take this off. 1129 01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:58,760 Madam. 1130 01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,480 I couldn't do it - the booking. 1131 01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:04,520 I know. 1132 01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:07,760 I checked. 1133 01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:09,960 You checked. (CHUCKLES) 1134 01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:14,320 You should have said if you didn't want to do. No, I did want to... 1135 01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,360 until I got to the car park and I just - 1136 01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:19,400 then I just drove straight home and ate two litres of ice cream 1137 01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:22,520 in the dark. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1138 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,000 I'm not. 1139 01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:29,200 (LAUGHTER) 1140 01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:34,000 (LAUGHTER) Whoo! 1141 01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:36,040 Hey, Gina, get over here! 1142 01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:38,080 (CHEERING) 1143 01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:41,920 And what's going on with you two? 1144 01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:43,960 I'm risking it. 1145 01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,840 I really like her. 1146 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,160 Mm! Mm! 1147 01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:56,920 (LAUGHS) 1148 01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:02,480 Geronimo! 1149 01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:04,520 (SCREAMS) 1150 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:07,560 ♪ Lift your head up, lift your head up to the sky 1151 01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,560 ♪ Don't think about tomorrow (CHEERING) 1152 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,600 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1153 01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,760 ♪ Lift your head up to the sky 1154 01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:18,040 ♪ Don't you doubt it, worry about it, you're gonna be all right 1155 01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:20,040 ♪ Lift your head, head up (SCREAMING) 1156 01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:22,080 ♪ Lift it up, up 1157 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:24,120 ♪ It, don't worry about it 1158 01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:26,200 ♪ Lift your, lift your head 1159 01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:29,120 ♪ Lift your head up, lift your head up to the sky 1160 01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:31,240 ♪ Don't you doubt it, worry about it 1161 01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:33,280 ♪ You're gonna be all right ♪ 1162 01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:36,040 (BOTTLE CONTENTS RATTLING) 1163 01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:38,120 Are you hung over? 1164 01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:40,960 Yes, I am. 1165 01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:49,600 Do you know it's been years since we've had sex? 1166 01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:51,640 (CHUCKLES) Don't be so dramatic. 1167 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:54,400 It's been a couple of years now, I think. 1168 01:16:54,440 --> 01:16:56,840 G, it has not been two years. Yeah, there was Bali. 1169 01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,880 And when we came home from Bali. 1170 01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:00,920 And then? 1171 01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:05,760 Is there something you want to tell me? 1172 01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:10,600 No. If I so much as look at you, 1173 01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:12,920 you are so repelled you go running from the room. 1174 01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,640 Running to whoever it is who is so much more attractive than me. 1175 01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:18,920 That's not true. I'm not seeing anyone else and I never have. 1176 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,016 So you expect me to believe that you are perfectly happy 1177 01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,080 just not having sex with anyone, ever? 1178 01:17:23,120 --> 01:17:26,680 Well, no. No, I'm not - OK, I'm not perfectly happy. 1179 01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:28,720 I just... 1180 01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:31,200 I just seem to have lost... 1181 01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:33,720 Lost what? 1182 01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:36,080 Oh. I'm tired. 1183 01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:38,520 You're always tired. (SIGHS) 1184 01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:40,920 Are you sick? No, I'm not sick. I got checked. 1185 01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,960 What for? I'm fine. 1186 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,480 Everything is fine. We have your prescription. 1187 01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:47,520 Gina. 1188 01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,720 (SIGHS) 1189 01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:54,040 (SIGHS) 1190 01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:57,360 I just don't feel like it. 1191 01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:01,040 You sure? 1192 01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:03,080 Yeah. 1193 01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:05,120 I'm sure. 1194 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:15,880 (CLEARS THROAT) 1195 01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:18,800 Er, hi there. I'm Tom from Ple-Pleased To Move You, 1196 01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:21,240 and I'm looking forward to making sure 1197 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:25,280 you get everything you need - you need - you need - you need... 1198 01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:28,480 Oh, for fuck sake. Now it's totally fried. 1199 01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:30,520 What do you mean "fried"? I don't know. 1200 01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:33,040 It's thoroughly shitting itself. I just don't know why 1201 01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:35,296 it's still happening. And the booking system is down. I'll fix it. 1202 01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:37,360 No, you don't you touch it. You will fuck it. 1203 01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:39,840 OK, we'll just turn it off and turn it back on again. 1204 01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:45,240 Hi. It's Gina. 1205 01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:49,280 I need your brains. 1206 01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:52,320 (BUTTONS CLACKING) 1207 01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:55,760 Should she be allowed in there? 1208 01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:58,680 Alice is smarter than all of us put together. If anyone can sort this, 1209 01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:01,760 she can. You guys need to upgrade. 1210 01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:04,920 I don't know who set this up, but I can sort it out for you. 1211 01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:08,080 Well, um... 1212 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:10,600 a little room. Yeah. Come on, guys. 1213 01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:13,200 Just take it easy. She knows what she's doing. 1214 01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:16,000 Sorry. Yeah, no, I'll... I'll be back here. 1215 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:23,960 Looking for something special? Yeah. 1216 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,240 It's or my wife. Ah. 1217 01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:31,760 In the shit, are ya? (CHUCKLES) You could say that. 1218 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:34,800 Good investment, then. 1219 01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,880 You know you should do? 1220 01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:39,920 Clean the house. Gets you in the good books every time. 1221 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,160 Thanks. (SCANNER BEEPS) I'm good. 1222 01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:48,760 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1223 01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:54,720 Well, not heaps... (COMPUTER CHIMES) 1224 01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:56,800 You are good to go. 1225 01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,880 Whoo-hoo! Nice. 1226 01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:00,920 Are we missing anything? Um... 1227 01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:04,440 Oh, yeah. It looks like you had two movers booked for half an hour ago. 1228 01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:07,080 Do you wanna lift? Oh, yeah. Thanks. 1229 01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:09,120 Cool. 1230 01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:13,920 I'll do the boxes, then, eh? 1231 01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:17,600 It's still important. 1232 01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:21,040 (PAPER RUSTLES) 1233 01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:23,880 What's this? 1234 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,920 Are you gonna tell me what's in it? 1235 01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:33,520 I really think it's for the best. Please don't do this. 1236 01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:37,280 I really shouldn't - Please don't be like that. That is completely unnecessary. 1237 01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:44,760 Is it because I, you know, um... 1238 01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:48,440 Before with the... croissants? 1239 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,560 No. 1240 01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:52,640 No, that was a career highlight. 1241 01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:56,600 But I think it's time I did my own thing for a while. 1242 01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:58,680 You're all set up now. 1243 01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:02,960 It's been the greatest pleasure. 1244 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,000 Au revoir. 1245 01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,880 (SIGHS) 1246 01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:32,400 (CAR HORN HONKS) 1247 01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:37,360 (BLOWS) 1248 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,200 (WATER RUNS, STOPS) 1249 01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:51,280 (SIGHS) 1250 01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:54,720 (SIGHS) 1251 01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:05,360 (BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS) 1252 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:27,040 (TELEPHONE RINGING) Gina! 1253 01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:30,280 Steve? 1254 01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,480 Gina! (TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 1255 01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:38,840 (LINE RINGING) 1256 01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:40,880 Pleased To Move You. You've got Benjamin. 1257 01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:43,560 Phone. I hope you clean faster than you pick up the phone, mate. 1258 01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:46,320 I need to make a booking for today. 1259 01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:49,520 Cool. So, can I just clarify, 1260 01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:51,560 is it for yourself? 1261 01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:53,840 No, well, it's for my wife. 1262 01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:56,600 OK. But will you be there? 1263 01:22:56,640 --> 01:22:59,400 Yeah, only if you come now. I want it to be a surprise. 1264 01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:01,640 A surprise? 1265 01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:04,600 For your wife and you? 1266 01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:09,320 I mean, that's cool and everything, man. 1267 01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:11,920 Um, I just - can I ask how you heard about us? 1268 01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:14,800 Listen, mate, I'm just trying to work out how to please my wife. 1269 01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:17,840 It's not that easy. So either you come now or I'm gonna do it myself. 1270 01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:21,480 Um, I mean, I'm the only one free, but - 1271 01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:24,040 Can we just get on with this? 1272 01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:26,080 Yep. 1273 01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:45,400 Oh, do you want me to get started? 1274 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:47,440 Yeah. I'm getting a beer. 1275 01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:51,120 Uh... you wife... 1276 01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:54,840 Um... are you sure? 1277 01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:56,880 Yes, mate. Go for it. 1278 01:23:57,760 --> 01:23:59,760 OK. 1279 01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:03,040 (CLEARS THROAT) Oh, are you good with music? 1280 01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:05,080 Whatever. 1281 01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:08,120 (INHALES) 1282 01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:10,160 (EXHALES) (SPEAKER BEEPS) 1283 01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:12,200 ♪ TOM JONES: Sex Bomb 1284 01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:16,480 Mm. Mm. 1285 01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:18,920 ♪ Aw, baby 1286 01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:21,480 ♪ Yeah, ooh, yeah 1287 01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,520 ♪ Ha, listen to this 1288 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:29,000 ♪ Spy on me, baby, use satellite 1289 01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:32,200 ♪ Infrared to see me move through the night 1290 01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:35,040 ♪ So I can't deny or lie 1291 01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:38,760 ♪ Cos you're the only one to make me fly 1292 01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:41,680 ♪ (You know what you are, you are a) Sex bomb, sex bomb 1293 01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:43,960 ♪ Yeah, you're my sex bomb 1294 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:47,240 ♪ You can give it to me when I need to come along 1295 01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:51,000 ♪ Sex bomb, sex bomb, (Yeah) You're my sex bomb 1296 01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:53,760 ♪ And, baby, you can turn me on 1297 01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:56,800 ♪ (Turn me on, darling) Sex bomb, sex bomb 1298 01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:59,600 ♪ You're my sex bomb... ♪ Sir, your beer. 1299 01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:02,480 What the fuck are you doing? I'm removing my trousers. 1300 01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:06,760 Ben? Gina. 1301 01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:08,800 Oh. (SPEAKER BEEPS, MUSIC STOPS PLAYING) 1302 01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:10,840 What, do you know this guy? 1303 01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:15,640 Pull your pants up. Oh, don't get all private now, mate. 1304 01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:18,160 Ben, what are you doing here? I got a booking. 1305 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:20,200 (ZIPPING FLIES) 1306 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:22,680 Do you know something about this? Dude, she owns the company. 1307 01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:27,240 Ben, this is Adrian, my husband. 1308 01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:32,600 He doesn't know. 1309 01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:39,960 Do you think I should go? 1310 01:25:41,240 --> 01:25:43,440 Mm. Mm. 1311 01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:46,000 OK, uh, excuse, um... 1312 01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:53,200 (CAR OPENS, CLOSES) 1313 01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:55,280 This is the... 1314 01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:57,320 removal thing? 1315 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,160 I employ men 1316 01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:04,600 to pleasure women and to clean their houses. 1317 01:26:05,720 --> 01:26:07,720 Some women just take the house clean 1318 01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:09,880 for the sheer the pleasure of watching men do the jobs 1319 01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:11,960 they spend a lifetime hating. 1320 01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:15,440 Does anyone know about this? 1321 01:26:15,480 --> 01:26:17,480 Just the clients. 1322 01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:19,520 We're very private. 1323 01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:24,640 Un-fucking-believable. 1324 01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:30,000 (SIGHS) (BANGING ON DOOR) 1325 01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:36,320 Oh, how did you get my home address? 1326 01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:38,656 Don't turn up at my house. Email me your resume, new photos 1327 01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:41,200 and your penis size, and do not overestimate, please. 1328 01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:44,480 We don't care as much as you think. She wants my penis size. 1329 01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:46,520 Gina Henderson? 1330 01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:48,960 Would you accompany me back to the station to answer 1331 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:51,000 some questions, please? 1332 01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:04,040 Shit. 1333 01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:11,000 The legal representative for Gina Henderson. 1334 01:27:12,160 --> 01:27:14,560 Can you describe to me the exact nature of the business, 1335 01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:17,320 Please To Move You? Until we know if any charges are being pressed, 1336 01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:19,720 my client will not be answering any of your questions. 1337 01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:22,880 Well, that may be the case, but for operating without a licence 1338 01:27:22,920 --> 01:27:26,080 you will be fined under section 23 of the Prostitution Act. 1339 01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:28,120 Look, this whole thing is just a big mistake. 1340 01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:30,160 The business known as Pleased To Move You 1341 01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:33,000 will cease operations immediately. As I said, my client will not be 1342 01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:35,376 answering any of your questions. We do removals, clearances, 1343 01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:38,680 domestic cleaning and, uh, sexual services. 1344 01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:40,720 If the client wants, uh. 1345 01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:45,000 The cleaning acts as a cover? 1346 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:47,320 No. No, we do the cleaning. 1347 01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:49,880 I train them myself. We polish sinks, we clean toilets, 1348 01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:51,920 scrub the grout on your tiles. 1349 01:27:51,960 --> 01:27:55,360 Yeah, we clean our houses and, you know, and... give orgasms. 1350 01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:57,960 You know, just not necessarily in that order. 1351 01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:00,840 You admit to running a business that charges for sex. 1352 01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:02,880 And cleaning. Don't forget the cleaning. 1353 01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:04,960 Why do men always forget the cleaning? 1354 01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:07,360 Hm. My client is under extreme duress right now. 1355 01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:09,680 You were operating an enterprise where women engage 1356 01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:11,720 in sexual misconduct 1357 01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:14,080 under the guise of hiring domestic services. 1358 01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:16,120 That is pure conjecture. 1359 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:18,160 It is not misconduct. 1360 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:21,000 We are fulfilling a need for all those women 1361 01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:23,400 who feel sexually invisible, 1362 01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:25,560 whose husbands never learned 1363 01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:27,600 how to take a hit for the team. 1364 01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:30,200 We're there for those who like to climax more than once, 1365 01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:32,240 and for those who are sick of doing it alone. 1366 01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:35,480 But mostly we are here because, contrary to appearances, 1367 01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:37,520 we haven't given up on sex, 1368 01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:41,040 and we're sick of cleaning the house. ALL: Yes! (CHUCKLING) 1369 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,760 Did you feel forced at any time? 1370 01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:48,920 Were you ever harmed or...? 1371 01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:51,600 I don't think so, checking in, but, um... 1372 01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:53,640 that'll be a no. Oh. 1373 01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:57,880 It says here your job is to... 1374 01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:00,320 "give orgasms." 1375 01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:04,560 It's not actually illegal. We checked. 1376 01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:07,160 We applied for a licence and everything. Mm. Mm. 1377 01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:10,800 And we do cleaning. 1378 01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:14,640 You've just admitted to operating without a licence 1379 01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:17,120 in what is a highly regulated industry. 1380 01:29:17,160 --> 01:29:20,000 The fine will be in the tens of thousands of dollars. 1381 01:29:22,040 --> 01:29:25,080 I don't want you to pay it. Well, I'm gonna have to. 1382 01:29:25,120 --> 01:29:27,120 It's not like you've got a job. 1383 01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:30,400 We are just gonna go home, 1384 01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:32,920 and I will sort everything out. 1385 01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:36,080 Don't want that. (SIGHS) 1386 01:29:36,120 --> 01:29:38,120 Now's not the time, Gina. 1387 01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:42,080 I'm not going back. There's no need to be hysterical. 1388 01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:44,240 I am not. But you are. 1389 01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:48,680 This is hysterical behaviour. Adrian, would you just fuck off? 1390 01:29:50,120 --> 01:29:52,120 All right, I will. 1391 01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:54,640 I will fuck off. Fuck off home without you. 1392 01:29:56,840 --> 01:30:00,280 I'm not gonna come back to find out if you've changed your mind. 1393 01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:04,960 And you can pay the fine by yourself - you do realise that. 1394 01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:09,160 Absolutely. 1395 01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:11,200 (DOOR OPENS) 1396 01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:17,640 Do you know how good it is to sleep with someone 1397 01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:21,320 who's more interested in you than in how they look naked? 1398 01:30:21,360 --> 01:30:24,560 This has been like the best gap year ever. 1399 01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:27,320 Yes. Do you have any questions for me? 1400 01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:30,800 No? OK. 1401 01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:36,400 Uh, is Gina Henderson here, please? 1402 01:30:36,440 --> 01:30:38,440 Er, yeah. 1403 01:30:38,480 --> 01:30:40,480 She is... 1404 01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:43,720 She's being officially questioned. For what? Having a good time? 1405 01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:46,320 Look, this is a unique service 1406 01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:48,600 that women are allowed to subscribe to. 1407 01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:51,360 It's better than cocaine. It's about the same price, though. 1408 01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:53,400 Sandra. Sorry. (LIFT BELL DINGS) 1409 01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:56,600 Here you go, ma'am. 1410 01:31:02,200 --> 01:31:04,640 Oh, Gina, shit. 1411 01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:07,280 Oh, darl. Oh. 1412 01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:11,720 So what are you gonna do? 1413 01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:24,160 (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEP) GIRL: Hey, Mum, it's me - again. 1414 01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:27,640 Uh, I spoke to Dad. He's getting used to things. 1415 01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:29,680 I know it's been a couple of months, 1416 01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:32,360 but I think he's still angry. 1417 01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:34,480 Anyway, Mum... 1418 01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:37,240 I think you're unbelievable. 1419 01:31:37,280 --> 01:31:39,320 Tell me if you hear anything. 1420 01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:42,600 Good luck. I hope you get it. Bye! 1421 01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:44,640 (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS) 1422 01:31:47,080 --> 01:31:49,080 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1423 01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:52,680 There's still nothing. It'll be here. 1424 01:31:52,720 --> 01:31:56,200 I hope. Don't worry about the licence. We need your statement. 1425 01:31:56,240 --> 01:31:58,240 It's coming. (DOOR SLIDING OPEN) 1426 01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:01,640 Look who's here. Sorry I'm late, everyone. 1427 01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:04,640 ALL: Aww. Oh, Tom! You did it! 1428 01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:06,680 (CHUCKLES) Aw. Aw! 1429 01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:09,160 Huxley, meet everybody. Everybody, this is Huxley. 1430 01:32:09,200 --> 01:32:11,240 Aw. He's gorgeous. 1431 01:32:11,280 --> 01:32:13,280 It's dad day. Dad half day, actually. 1432 01:32:13,320 --> 01:32:15,400 We'll move to full days when he's a bit older. 1433 01:32:15,440 --> 01:32:18,200 I get a lot of access time so I figured we could do 1434 01:32:18,240 --> 01:32:20,760 'bring your kids to work day'. Cool! If he can bring his baby, 1435 01:32:20,800 --> 01:32:24,120 can I bring my dog, please? Oh, not quite the same thing, bro. 1436 01:32:24,160 --> 01:32:27,040 Um, well, you probably shouldn't keep them waiting any longer. 1437 01:32:27,080 --> 01:32:29,080 Let's do it. 1438 01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:31,120 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1439 01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:33,560 Mate, that's my go to move. 1440 01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:35,800 Ooh. It's here. 1441 01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:37,960 Ooh. Can I check? Yeah! 1442 01:32:41,440 --> 01:32:44,160 Everybody, members of the board, 1443 01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:46,200 I hereby declare 1444 01:32:46,240 --> 01:32:49,080 that we are a fully licensed operation! 1445 01:32:49,120 --> 01:32:51,720 (CHEERING) Whoo! 1446 01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:53,840 Let's go! Par-tay! 1447 01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:56,040 (LAUGHTER) Yeah! 1448 01:32:56,080 --> 01:32:58,080 (JAZZY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1449 01:33:32,160 --> 01:33:34,160 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1450 01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:43,080 (DOOR OPENS) 1451 01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:46,040 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE) 1452 01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:48,680 I am guilty of looking up your address 1453 01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:50,720 on company records. 1454 01:33:55,120 --> 01:33:58,480 Just say the word and I will go away and I will not come back. 1455 01:33:58,520 --> 01:34:00,520 I will leave you alone, I promise. 1456 01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:02,600 Just... say the word. 1457 01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:05,760 Shit. 1458 01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:13,880 Sorry, marmalade. Burnt it. 1459 01:34:13,920 --> 01:34:15,960 Oh, no, it's OK. I'm gonna go. 1460 01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:18,336 It's been wonderful to see you again. Thank you for the visit. 1461 01:34:18,360 --> 01:34:20,360 Gina, Gina, that... 1462 01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:22,400 that wasn't a visit. 1463 01:34:22,440 --> 01:34:25,200 A visit is when you come in and you eat a pastry, 1464 01:34:25,240 --> 01:34:27,280 and then you think about whether you're in the mood 1465 01:34:27,320 --> 01:34:29,400 for a glass of Pinot and then we can... 1466 01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:33,760 ..we can work out whether you wanna have two pastries or... (CHUCKLES) 1467 01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:35,800 ..three. 1468 01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:37,840 ♪ CELIA CRUZ: Te Busco 1469 01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:44,280 ♪ En cualquier huella te persigo (voy tras de ti) 1470 01:34:44,320 --> 01:34:46,360 ♪ En una sombra te... ♪ 1471 01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:48,656 Forget about the pastry. I'll just drag you to the bedroom. 1472 01:34:48,680 --> 01:34:50,760 Mm, bedroom, that sounds very far away 1473 01:34:50,800 --> 01:34:53,400 ♪ ..que se pierden (de la soledad) 1474 01:34:53,440 --> 01:34:56,600 ♪ La suerte no vino conmigo 1475 01:34:57,840 --> 01:35:01,000 ♪ Te busco perdida entre suenos 1476 01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:04,440 ♪ El ruido de la gente 1477 01:35:04,480 --> 01:35:06,520 ♪ Me envuelven en un velo 1478 01:35:06,560 --> 01:35:10,920 ♪ Te busco volando en el cielo 1479 01:35:10,960 --> 01:35:13,360 ♪ El viento te ha llevado 1480 01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:15,560 ♪ Como un panuelo viejo ♪ 1481 01:35:15,600 --> 01:35:17,600 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1482 01:35:20,680 --> 01:35:22,680 Ah. 1483 01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:29,000 Ah. 1484 01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:37,120 Mm. 1485 01:35:53,480 --> 01:35:55,480 Thank you. Thanks. Thanks very much. 1486 01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:04,120 Just a minute. 1487 01:36:05,720 --> 01:36:07,800 Well, look at what you've gone and done. 1488 01:36:07,840 --> 01:36:09,840 Baked with my own fair hand. 1489 01:36:10,960 --> 01:36:13,720 Croissant? Yes. 1490 01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:15,960 (CHUCKLES) 1491 01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:18,200 They're marmalade flavour. 1492 01:36:18,240 --> 01:36:21,280 People seem to like it. 1493 01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:23,320 Anything else? 1494 01:36:26,480 --> 01:36:29,120 All of it. 1495 01:36:29,160 --> 01:36:31,240 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) 1496 01:36:35,520 --> 01:36:37,520 (MOBILE PHONE CHIMES) 1497 01:36:37,560 --> 01:36:39,560 (MOBILE PHONE WHISTLES) 1498 01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:50,520 "When was the last time you let yourself ask for what you wanted 1499 01:36:50,560 --> 01:36:52,560 in the bedroom?" 1500 01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:55,560 Incredible. Mm. Oh. 1501 01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:57,640 "We offer a service 1502 01:36:57,680 --> 01:36:59,680 that encourages women 1503 01:36:59,720 --> 01:37:01,720 to freely express what they want 1504 01:37:01,760 --> 01:37:04,640 without judgement. (LAUGHTER) 1505 01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:06,760 We provide safe experiences 1506 01:37:06,800 --> 01:37:09,760 so women can begin to close the pleasure gap. 1507 01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:12,920 This is a sexual wellness company 1508 01:37:12,960 --> 01:37:16,720 about learning how to practice your pleasure. 1509 01:37:16,760 --> 01:37:19,640 And we'd love to help with the house while we sort your orgasm." 1510 01:37:19,680 --> 01:37:21,680 (LAUGHTER) 1511 01:37:21,720 --> 01:37:24,400 "Because your pleasure is worth asking for." 1512 01:37:24,440 --> 01:37:26,440 Mm. 1513 01:37:26,480 --> 01:37:28,560 Shall we take a look? Go on. 1514 01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:32,000 Refresh it. Yep. 1515 01:37:32,040 --> 01:37:34,080 Oh! Oh, my word. 1516 01:37:34,120 --> 01:37:36,120 Oh, that's crazy! 1517 01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:38,240 Oh. Wow. 1518 01:37:38,280 --> 01:37:40,280 "Please unblock my drains." 1519 01:37:40,320 --> 01:37:42,320 (LAUGHTER) 1520 01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:45,040 (CHEERING) (GLASSES CLINK) 1521 01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:48,520 ♪ THE PHANTOMS: Good As Gold 1522 01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:13,720 ♪ Can't knock me down cos I'm a fighter 1523 01:38:13,760 --> 01:38:17,080 ♪ Can't lock me in cos I'm on fire 1524 01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:20,320 ♪ So get out of my way I got something to say 1525 01:38:20,360 --> 01:38:24,120 ♪ Can't hold me down no, no, no 1526 01:38:24,160 --> 01:38:27,760 ♪ Gonna get what I want I'm gonna take it 1527 01:38:27,800 --> 01:38:30,840 ♪ Give me rule number one I'm gonna break it 1528 01:38:32,960 --> 01:38:36,120 ♪ Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna get what I want today 1529 01:38:36,160 --> 01:38:39,640 ♪ Whoo-hoo, it's just the way that I roll 1530 01:38:39,680 --> 01:38:43,400 ♪ Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna kick this out my way 1531 01:38:44,960 --> 01:38:46,960 ♪ Yeah, I'm as good as gold 1532 01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:50,320 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah 1533 01:38:50,360 --> 01:38:53,440 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah 1534 01:38:53,480 --> 01:38:56,960 ♪ Cut loose these strings, I was meant to fly 1535 01:38:57,000 --> 01:39:00,400 ♪ I got that thing that you can't deny 1536 01:39:00,440 --> 01:39:03,480 ♪ So wait till you see, what I got on my sleeves 1537 01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:07,200 ♪ Show my thing off, too, yeah, yeah, yeah 1538 01:39:07,240 --> 01:39:10,520 ♪ Gonna get what I want I'm gonna take it 1539 01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:13,840 ♪ Give me rule number one I'm gonna break it 1540 01:39:13,880 --> 01:39:17,480 ♪ Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna get what I want today 1541 01:39:17,520 --> 01:39:21,040 ♪ Whoo-hoo, it's just the way that I roll 1542 01:39:21,080 --> 01:39:24,440 ♪ Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna kick this out my way 1543 01:39:24,480 --> 01:39:26,480 ♪ Whoo-hoo 1544 01:39:26,520 --> 01:39:28,520 ♪ Yeah, I'm as good as gold 1545 01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:31,280 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah 1546 01:39:31,320 --> 01:39:34,200 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah 1547 01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:38,120 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah 1548 01:39:38,160 --> 01:39:41,120 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah 1549 01:39:42,160 --> 01:39:45,000 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah 1550 01:39:45,040 --> 01:39:48,440 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah 1551 01:39:48,480 --> 01:39:51,880 ♪ Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna get what I want today 1552 01:39:51,920 --> 01:39:54,720 ♪ Whoo-hoo, it's just the way that I roll 1553 01:39:55,680 --> 01:39:58,840 ♪ Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna kick this out my way 1554 01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:00,880 ♪ Whoo-hoo 1555 01:40:00,920 --> 01:40:02,920 ♪ Yeah, I'm as good as gold 1556 01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:05,680 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah 1557 01:40:05,720 --> 01:40:08,880 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah ♪ 1558 01:40:10,760 --> 01:40:13,040 ♪ THEO CHINARA: Light It Up 1559 01:42:27,000 --> 01:42:29,000 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 111093

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