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[theme song plays]
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♪ One, two One, two, three, four ♪
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[vocalizing]
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[chicken clucks]
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Gah! Whoa! [grunts]
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Upsy daisy, Gramma!
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C'mon, family!
Follow the sound of my voice!
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[Gramma] Where the heck are you takin' us?
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This way now, not much further!
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[Cricket] OK! Take off your blindfolds!
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[gasping]
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Welcome to the best
family eatery in Big City!
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Crispy's!
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[folksy music plays]
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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Isn't it wonderful?
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Yes, but what are we doing here, brother?
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We're eatin' dinner! And I'm buyin'!
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Tonight we feast like kings.
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-Wow!
-Well, hot chow!
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Table for five please, Madam-gazelle.
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Sure thing! We'll buzz you
when your table's ready.
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I'm sorry, did you say
you're buying dinner?
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Well, yeah. Every kid dreams
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about taking their family
out for a nice meal!
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But no ordinary kid can pull it off.
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Fortunately, Cricket Green
ain't no ordinary kid!
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-You got that right!
-You got that right.
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Well, I don't care who's paying for dinner
as long as it ain't me!
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That's mighty kind of you, brother.
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-[buzzing]
-Huh?
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It's a bomb! Hit the deck!
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[buzzing]
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Oh, hello, you must be my table for five!
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My name's Gina, and I'll be your waitress.
But think of me more as your friend!
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Well, lead the way, Gina ol' pal.
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Hey, wait! Am I really
the only one who thinks
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Cricket paying for dinner is,
heh, completely weird?
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[all] Yep!
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Good. I'm glad I'm the only one
who feels this way.
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So, what can I get you today?
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Look at all the choices!
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With all these options,
we'll never decide!
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We don't have to decide!
We'll order it all!
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Gina, put us down 15 racks of ribs,
three dozen chicken tenders,
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five crispy chocolate milkshakes,
a kiddy pool of popcorn shrimp,
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four dozen crispy eggs,
scrambled and dry, please.
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And what the heck,
a trough of crispy seasoned French fries!
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Anything else for ya?
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You want something special, big guy?
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I'm not hungry.
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Interesting... because am I wrong,
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or have you been staring at that bacon
cheeseburger since we sat down?
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It has... caught my eye.
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And this guy will
have one bacon cheeseburger!
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What, no! Cancel that!
No bacon cheeseburger!
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Aw, he's just fussy
'cause he hasn't eaten yet.
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-He'll take two!
-Cricket, stop!
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Three it is! Wanna go for four, mister?
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This doesn't make any sense!
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We can't afford all this food!
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How could Cricket pay for all of it?
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Hey, are you going
to be like this all night?
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Cricket's trying to do something nice.
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Can you get on board?
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Thank you, Mother.
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[sighs] You're right.
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I'm sorry, son.
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I'll take one bacon cheeseburger.
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All righty-tight-tighty then!
Your food will be out in a jiff!
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There we go. Enjoy yourself!
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Hear hear for Cricket!
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Provider of crispy foods and goodwill!
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-To Cricket!
-To Cricket!
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To Cricket!
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Ah, what the heck. To me!
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-Ha ha!
-OK!
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[munching]
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[exclaiming]
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[exclaiming]
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-[Cricket] Oh, wow!
-[Bill burps]
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What a meal!
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I'm in a world of shrimpy bliss.
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And how's this all tasting, friends?
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It tasted great!
But you already knew that,
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didn't ya, Gina, you sly dog!
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Anybody in the mood for some dessert?
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Oh, dessert sounds good.
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What do y'all say?
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I couldn't eat another bite!
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I'm gonna have to pass on the sug', sug'.
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Boy, y'all ate so much,
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it looks like you forgot
to save room for dessert.
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Heh heh. Uh, hey, Gina.
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[whispering]
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Oh! You got it! Coming right up!
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What'd you order, son?
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Oh, just a li'l ice cream.
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That sounds excellent, brother.
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I hope you enjoy it.
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[thud]
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Well, I hope we all enjoy it.
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We're gonna have to.
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Whaddaya mean by that, son?
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-[lights click]
-[rhythmic clapping]
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♪ Yippie yippie hoo-rayIt's too good to be true ♪
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♪ The Crispy's Sundae Challengeis on its way to you ♪
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-♪ Here's a little secret ♪-♪ You didn't hear from me ♪
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♪ If you beat our challengeYour family eats for ♪
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[harmonizing] ♪ Free, free, free ♪
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[deep voice] ♪ Free! ♪
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Family eats for free?
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What did you do, Cricket?
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Settle down, Dad, it's really not a big--
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[rapping] ♪ Brace yourselves'Cause this challenge is cold ♪
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♪ Fifty pounds of ice creamin a plastic bowl ♪
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♪ Whipped cream, bananasAnd a mountain of dairy ♪
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-♪ Ya gotta eat it all ♪-♪ Yeah, even the cherries ♪
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♪ Only one hour to devour the 'dae ♪
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♪ So you better scarf it downIf you don't wanna pay ♪
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Alrighty, and your one hour starts... now.
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Enjoy!
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Mmmm, welp! Let's dig in!
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Come on, Dad, you can't eat ice cream
without a spoon.
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This is how you were
planning on paying for everything?
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Cricket, if this was your plan,
why didn't you tell us?
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We're too full!
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Well, I didn't want you
holding back on dinner!
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Besides, there's
always room for ice cream!
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Now I've heard enough of this.
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I'm just gonna pay for dinner
and get us out of... this.
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Cricket, where's my money?
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Well, I knew you wouldn't go
through with my brilliant plan
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to treat y'all if you knew all the steps,
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so I replaced all your money
with Cricket Bucks!
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They have no monetary value.
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Boy, have you lost your mind?
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All we have to do is eat some ice cream.
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Ice cream's not a problem, it's a treat!
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Looks like Cricket's left us
with no other option!
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So we're gonna have to eat
our way outta this mess.
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That's the spirit!
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All right, everyone, dig in.
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I've found with a slow
and methodical approach
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any challenge can be overcome.
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It won't work, Tilly!
We gotta eat fast, too!
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Oh, right!
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Hm? B-b-brain freeze!
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Forget the spoon. I only require my fists!
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Yah! Yah! Yah!
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There ain't a frosted treat in the world
too tough for Alice Gree--
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-Aaaah!
-Yeah, I'm out.
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Ugh, I need a breather.
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OK, just means more for me!
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Ahhhh-- Huh?
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[thinking] Huh. That's odd.
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My body can't seem to eatany more ice cream.
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Hmm. If we can't finishall this ice cream,
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that means I didn't actuallytreat my family to a meal.
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Hmm... Oh! Gina!
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Gene-meister! Gina-tina-bobina.
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Hey, since we're friends,
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you're cool with cutting us some slack
on this challenge, right?
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We don't need to eat it all.
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No one is exempt
from the Official Crispy Rules.
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But you're just saying this
as a formality, right, buddy?
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[menacing] No one breaks the Crispy Rules.
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[nervous chuckle] Yeah, I know.
Just seein' if you knew.
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OK, have fun.
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Yeesh. Some friend.
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[Tilly] Cricket?
Were you talking to someone?
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I can't hear anything on account
of Gramma's moans of agony.
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[mumbling moans of agony]
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Oh, curse this Crispy's Rule book!
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[gasp] Rules! That's it!
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If there's this many rules,
there's bound to be a loophole somewhere!
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Let's see, let's see. A-ha!
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"If the sundae is contaminated,
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then it must be thrown out!"
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-Bingo bango!
-[fly buzzing]
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[menacing giggle] Perfect.
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[fly] Aaaahh!
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Yes! I mean, uh, excuse me, Gina!
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I'm oh so afraid that I have found
a fly in our sundae!
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Hmm. Yes, this sundae is contaminated.
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-I'll take care of it right away!
-[snaps]
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Hup hup hup hup!
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Hup hup hup hup!
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I can't believe it, we're freeee!
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-[rhythmic clapping]
-Huh?
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♪ A fly died in your sundae ♪
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♪ But stay right where you're sitting ♪
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♪ We're gonna start your challenge ♪
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♪ Back at the beginning! ♪
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You see, when a Crispy's
Sundae Challenge has been contaminated,
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it is immediately replaced
with a new sundae.
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Sorry for the inconvenience, sir.
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Here's a coupon for 5% off
your next meal at Crispy's.
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That's it. I give up.
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-Yep.
-I can't do this, either.
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Son, I'm disappointed in you.
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Wait! Sure, my plan was stupid,
and I'm sorry for that,
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but I just wanted to treat
my family to a free meal!
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Isn't that a nice thing?
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You call this a nice thing?
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Everybody's miserable!
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Don't throw up, don't throw up.
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[gagging]
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C'mon, Gramma, let's go.
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Just leave me here to die.
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This is all because
you tried to take a shortcut,
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but there's just
no such thing as a free meal!
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Speaking of which,
I'm gonna go talk to the manager
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and figure out how
we're gonna pay for dinner.
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Dad, I--
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Cricket, nice things
in life must be earned.
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How will you earn this?
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How will I earn this?
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Come on, champ,
you'll never finish in time.
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Throw in the towel.
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Uh, did you hear me, bucko?
It's quittin' time.
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-No!
-Wha-whuh?
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I came here to give my family a meal.
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And now it's time to earn it.
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Yaaaah!
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Hyah!
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[loud chomping]
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Look at him go!
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What do you mean you don't have money?
You're a bank!
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Hey, would you be interested
in purchasing this fine leather jacket?
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Or how about a motorcycle? Or my trailer?
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I've got a real nice trailer!
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Fancy these teeth, young man?
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One of them is gold.
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It's useless.
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[customers, chanting] Eat that cream!
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-Eat that cream!
-What is that?
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-Ooooh!
-Wow!
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Excuse me, pardon me.
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Now what in the world is-- ?
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No, it can't be.
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Is that... Cricket?
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[chomps, groans]
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That boy is destroying himself!
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Son, you don't have to do this!
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Yeah, we'll find another way!
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Kid, listen to your family!
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If you explode, it'll be horrible
publicity for Crispy's!
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I'll knock 50-- No, 75% off your meal
250
00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:09,125
if you stop right now!
251
00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:12,125
[grunts] My. Family.
252
00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:14,583
Eats! Free!
253
00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:17,333
Aaah yaaah!
254
00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:21,417
[ethereal singing]
255
00:10:27,959 --> 00:10:29,000
[chomp]
256
00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:32,333
-[cheering]
-You did it!
257
00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:34,458
It... it's not possible!
258
00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:37,583
No one's ever finished
the Crispy's Sundae Challenge!
259
00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:38,583
Yeah!
260
00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:39,709
Cricket!
261
00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:41,875
Easy, easy now. We got ya, son.
262
00:10:41,959 --> 00:10:42,917
[groans]
263
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,875
Well, now we got ya!
264
00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:46,542
Cricket, I have to hand it to ya.
265
00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:48,625
You really earned that meal.
266
00:10:48,709 --> 00:10:49,959
Ya done good, boy!
267
00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:51,583
You really pulled through, Cricket!
268
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:52,959
You're my hero, brother.
269
00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:54,875
Eh, thanks, everyone.
270
00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:56,625
And I'd just like to say--
271
00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:58,959
[belching]
272
00:10:59,041 --> 00:11:01,083
Heh, s'cuse me.
273
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,834
Just a couple more pieces oughta do it!
274
00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:07,750
Ahh. C'est magnifique.
275
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,417
Hey, Tilly, have you seen my slingshot?
276
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,917
Whoa! Tilly, what the heck is that?
277
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000
-[hair dryer whirring]
-This, dear brother,
278
00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:15,583
is "Potato Papa!"
279
00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:17,667
It's my gift to Papa for Father's Day.
280
00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:20,250
Father's Day? Oh, dang, that's today?
I totally forgot.
281
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,291
[stretches] Well,
guess it's time to whip up
282
00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:23,625
the ol' Cricket standard!
283
00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:25,333
Oh, Cricket, no. Please don't tell me--
284
00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:26,959
[muttering]
285
00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:28,709
And now, with nothing but a pen
286
00:11:28,792 --> 00:11:30,375
and these gently used napkins,
287
00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:33,125
in less than 15 seconds,
I will have the perfect...
288
00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:35,542
Dad present.
289
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:38,208
Voila! Cricket Coupons!
290
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:40,417
Let's do the standard one free hug,
291
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,208
20% less whining for an hour, and...
292
00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:46,250
Aw, what the heck,
Dad never cashes these in, so...
293
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:49,000
I will paint the whole house.
294
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,917
Cricket! Those coupons
are not a real gift!
295
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,583
While I'm normally not inclined
to toot my own horn--
296
00:11:54,667 --> 00:11:58,333
-[snickers]
-I am an expert on giving great gifts.
297
00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:01,250
A real gift shows someonehow much they mean to you.
298
00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:04,542
That's why every Tilly gifttakes time and effort.
299
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:07,542
And it's also why Papa always loves 'em!
300
00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:10,750
Aw, Tilly, Dad loves your gifts
'cause he loves every gift!
301
00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:13,125
Even the ones that take
ten seconds to make!
302
00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:15,917
Well, there's no way you're gettin' away
with that again this year.
303
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,667
After all, you're not as young
and adorable as you used to be.
304
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,792
I beg to... differ!
305
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,208
Tilly, trust me, you're working too hard.
306
00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:25,000
Dad's gonna react
just the same way to my gift
307
00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:26,500
as he does to yours.
308
00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,875
Oh, brother, you could not be more wrong.
309
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,625
Could you wrap these up for me?
310
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,291
[documentary narrator]
After a long day of lying in the sun,
311
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:37,500
the iguana finally decidesto make its rest.
312
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:40,583
But what's this?Ah, it's a cute little spider!
313
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:43,458
[stuttering] Spider!
314
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:47,000
Oh! My goodness,it's quite upsetting up close.
315
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:48,709
Aah! [panting]
316
00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:50,917
OK, Bill, say the poem.
317
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,750
One two three, spiders don't scare me.
318
00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:56,625
Four five farden,
they're good for your garden.
319
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,917
Get ready for the best
Father's Day ever, Billy Boy.
320
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,625
'Cause this year, your Ma's gettin' you...
321
00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:04,667
a card!
322
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:05,959
Nothin' too fancy though.
323
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,250
[both] Happy Father's Day!
324
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,625
[chuckles] Oh wow! No way!
325
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,333
Ha ha! What?
326
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,458
-You're welcome.
-This one's from me!
327
00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:16,083
Aw, would ya look at that.
328
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,375
Wow! It's, uh, me!
329
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:21,000
[chuckles] I do make that face a lot!
330
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:24,166
Tilly, I love it. Thank you.
331
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,166
That must mean this one's from Cricket.
332
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,417
That's right! Hope you like it.
333
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,834
[thinking] Come on, Papa,
334
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:31,750
see that gift for what it really is.
335
00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:36,166
A buncha dirty old napkinsthoughtlessly covered in empty promises.
336
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,917
Here it comes.
337
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,834
Cricket, I... love them.
338
00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:44,667
Thanks, you two! You kids are the best!
339
00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:46,208
Aw, you too, big guy.
340
00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,667
Also, this does count as your free hug.
341
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:51,375
You guys sit tight.
I'm gonna find a good place to put these.
342
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,125
OK, Dad, buh-bye!
343
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,709
Well, Tilly, let's hear it!
344
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,375
That classic radio hit
"You were right, Cricket."
345
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,709
What are you thinking about?
346
00:13:59,792 --> 00:14:02,625
-I see what's going on here.
-Hm?
347
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:06,083
Cricket, Papa was lying
to you about liking your gift!
348
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,375
Ha ha! What're you talking about?
349
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:09,500
Dad is the most honest guy we know!
350
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:12,834
No, Cricket. I know Papa is lying
about liking those coupons.
351
00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:15,000
And I know how we can prove it.
352
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,667
All right, sister, I'm in.
353
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:19,625
Let's prove once and for all
that Cricket is brilliant!
354
00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:22,542
-Pssh! We shall see.
-We shall see!
355
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,333
-Yes, we shall.
-We shall.
356
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:27,542
[humming]
357
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,250
-[Cricket and Tilly] Ahem!
-Hmm?
358
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,500
Oh, hiya, kids!
359
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:33,583
Is this for me?
360
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:34,959
-Yes.
-Yes.
361
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,709
Huh. Fun!
362
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,709
Well, mm-hmm, beautifully wrapped kids.
363
00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:41,333
Oh! Uhh...
364
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:44,375
It's a sweater.
365
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:45,917
[harsher] It's a sweater.
366
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,792
We made it, Papa.
367
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,000
Yeah, it's two kitchen towels,
368
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:52,917
a pair of sweat bands and some striiiing.
369
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,166
[sniffing]
370
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,250
We did not wash the kitchen towels.
371
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:58,834
Hm.
372
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:00,875
[Tilly] And how do you
feel about this gift?
373
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:03,250
Well... I love it.
374
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:04,583
Thank you, kids.
375
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,583
[kisses]
376
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,875
[humming]
377
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:12,291
Hm! [groaning]
378
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:14,458
Tilly wins!
379
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:18,125
I made Papa a terrible gift,
and he lied about liking it,
380
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,667
just like he lied
about your Cricket Coupons.
381
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,959
He was just being nice to you, brother.
382
00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:25,542
Mm, I dunno.
Dad's still wearing that thing.
383
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,208
Maybe you're just really good
at making stuff for him!
384
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:30,041
Hmm, you might be right.
385
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,166
Curse my natural talents!
386
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,709
We need to step it up.
387
00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:37,083
I know a present
that Papa could never love.
388
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:38,542
-Oh, no, not...
-Yes!
389
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:41,250
We can't do that to Dad. He birthed us!
390
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,917
We have to, Cricket.
391
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,333
I have to prove
that I'm the greatest gift giver
392
00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:47,166
the Greens have ever seen!
393
00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:48,750
OK.
394
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,458
[Gramma mumbling]
395
00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:52,917
I can't believe this! Blech!
396
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,583
[muttering]
397
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,792
What's this one? Hmm...
398
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:59,291
"Happy Father's Day to a loving..."
399
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,291
Blech!
400
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,792
[grunts]
401
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,625
Where are your cards that don't stink?
402
00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:05,792
[frightened gasps]
403
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,667
Ha! OK.
404
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,417
Good, good.
405
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,834
-[Card playing "Barry-cuda"]
-No!
406
00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:14,125
[grunting]
407
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:17,750
One potato, two potato,
three potato, good enough!
408
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:20,166
Uh... ma'am? You have to pay for that.
409
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:21,417
Oof!
410
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,834
[Bill humming]
411
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,583
[Cricket and Tilly] Ah-ha-hem!
412
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,917
Hi, kids! Another present?
413
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,125
-Yes.
-Yes.
414
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:33,625
You... kids... are... super!
415
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:36,875
Three gifts? This truly is a Father's Day.
416
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,792
Now let's see what this one is.
417
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:40,834
[blood curdling scream]
418
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,208
[bleating]
419
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,917
[stuttering] Spid--
420
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,625
Spiders. You're deathly afraid of them,
421
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:52,291
but isn't the opportunity to overcome
your fears an excellent present?
422
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:54,125
What I'm really asking is,
423
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:57,709
Papa, what do you think
of this heartfelt gift
424
00:16:57,792 --> 00:17:00,000
from your loving children?
425
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:02,000
Thank you, I love it.
426
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,333
-Honest?
-Yeah.
427
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:06,667
Well, if you love them so much...
428
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,166
[whispering] I do.
429
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,250
Then kiss one of them.
430
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,542
[whimpering]
431
00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:13,959
[kissing sounds]
432
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:18,250
No! I hate it!
I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
433
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:22,125
I knew it!
Papa, you lie about bad presents!
434
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,875
I don't know what to say, kids.
435
00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:26,709
You're right, I wasn't truthful.
436
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:29,041
I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me?
437
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,750
Forget about it!
438
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:32,917
I knew everything.
439
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,291
I just needed to prove it
to my baby brother here.
440
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:38,542
Yeah, that's why we've been
givin' you all this weird stuff.
441
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,083
Yeah, it was a test.
442
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:42,041
A test?
443
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:44,375
Ha ha, wow, you two banana nuts!
444
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:45,792
That explains it!
445
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,000
These terrible gifts! The spiders.
446
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,417
-Mm-hmm.
-This sweater.
447
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,709
Mm-hmm.
448
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:52,166
That weird popsicle stick thingy.
449
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,917
Mm-h-- Weird popsicle stick thingy?
450
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:56,625
Wuh? [gasp] Hmm!
451
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,291
You guys got me good!
452
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,125
I mean, look at this guy!
453
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:01,917
[chuckles] Weird.
454
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:06,041
[dizzy moaning]
455
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,709
Yes... weird.
456
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:12,208
Well, this has been a really fun
and interesting Father's Day.
457
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,375
Come here you!
458
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:16,375
[woozy muttering]
459
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:19,500
I'm tired, so I am going to bed.
460
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:20,500
OK, sleep tight!
461
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,000
Ha! She's a good kid.
462
00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:25,500
[Cricket]
♪ Cricket is smarter than Tilly, oh! ♪
463
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,000
♪ Cricket is smarter than Tilly! ♪
464
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,709
♪ Da-da ba-da ba-da ba-da ♪
465
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:30,458
♪ Oh, Cricket was right about Dad ♪
466
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,542
Oh! Tilly, what happened to you?
467
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:35,625
Oh, hi, Cricket, yeah, I'm in mourning.
468
00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:37,417
In mourning for Tilly.
469
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,625
Did you color your dress
with a black marker?
470
00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:41,792
Cricket, you've been right all along.
471
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:43,000
Nice.
472
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:45,041
It doesn't matter how much I try.
473
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,166
I'm the worst gift giver in the world.
474
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:48,792
I'm awful!
475
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,917
Oh. Uh, no. Hey...
476
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,875
Hey, come on now...
477
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:55,667
Kiddo.
478
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,667
And Papa's been lying to me
for years about it!
479
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,417
The turkey jerky necktie,
480
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,667
the jug mug,
481
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:04,041
the boot vase, the boot vahze,
482
00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:05,375
the jellybean frog,
483
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,542
the corncob reading glasses.
484
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:11,542
And every time, every single time, it's...
485
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:12,542
"I love it."
486
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:13,625
"I love it."
487
00:19:13,709 --> 00:19:15,041
"I love it."
488
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:18,166
Lies! All lies!
489
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:21,875
And all the terrible gifts
I've ever made are still out there.
490
00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:25,000
[gasps] Cricket, this cannot stand!
491
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:26,542
I must right this wrong!
492
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,959
Sounds like she's gonna be juust fine!
493
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,333
[grunting]
494
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:37,250
Tilly theft.
495
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:39,375
[narrator] There's notenough gazelle to go around,
496
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:43,250
but like any good family,the hyenas have learned to share.
497
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,333
[shuddering]
498
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,333
Made it! Go Gramma.
499
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,875
Guess I should see which card I grabbed.
500
00:19:48,959 --> 00:19:52,875
"With deepest sympathy.
So sorry for your loss."
501
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,041
Eh. I can work with that.
502
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,166
Now, that is how you build a dam.
503
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,750
Quit talking to yourself! Here's a thing.
504
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,583
Hm. Huh! That's certainly me!
505
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,417
Oh, very abstract!
506
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,375
"Dear son, you're a good Dad.
I'm proud of you."
507
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,375
Aw, Ma, you're the sweetest!
508
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,792
-Come here!
-[crunch]
509
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,291
Oh, no! Did I hug too hard?
510
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:21,208
Don't insult me, boy. This body is cut!
511
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:23,500
I believe the disturbance
came from outside.
512
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:24,583
Hmm.
513
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,333
[gasp] Tilly!
514
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:27,750
What the heck are you doing?
515
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,041
I'm sorry, Papa.
516
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,542
I should have done this a while ago.
517
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:32,834
-[Tilly grunts]
-[jug shatters]
518
00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:36,417
But sadly, I was oblivious
to the crumminess of my gifts.
519
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,291
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
520
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,500
Wait! Oof!
521
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,291
[gasp] Sorry about that!
522
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:42,834
Oof. Ahh...
523
00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:44,417
Heh heh, barely felt it!
524
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,834
[groans]
525
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:48,041
Sweetie, your gifts aren't crummy.
526
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,208
I really do like your presents.
527
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,000
I don't always understand 'em,
but I do like 'em.
528
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:55,041
But why should I try
to make something special
529
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:58,208
if you like 'em just the same
as Cricket Coupons?
530
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,041
Gift giving isn't a competition.
531
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,750
We give gifts so we can
share a bit of ourselves.
532
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:06,458
For you, that means sharing something
thoughtful, sweet, and original.
533
00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:08,583
Because that's who you are.
534
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:13,291
Also, I like that your gifts often have
an excellent use of craft materials.
535
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:17,792
Mmm. Can you keep making me
Tilly gifts? Please?
536
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,125
-OK.
-Yes!
537
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:23,250
You know, all this talk of
Cricket's Coupons reminded me.
538
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:25,166
I've been holding onto these for years.
539
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,667
What say we cash some in?
540
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,834
Papa, I would love nothing more.
541
00:21:28,917 --> 00:21:30,834
[laughing]
542
00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:31,917
Uh-oh.
543
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:36,250
♪ I've got sweat in my eyes ♪
544
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:39,917
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪
545
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,750
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
546
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:45,583
♪ Hit every branch andscraped up both my knees ♪
547
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:48,417
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
548
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:49,583
♪ Licked by a frog ♪
549
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,250
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
550
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:54,041
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
551
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,917
♪ I got splinters in seven and ten ♪
552
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,792
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪
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