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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:18,955 --> 00:02:21,321 Thataway, yes, sir! That's one. 2 00:02:21,457 --> 00:02:23,425 Let's go, boy. Let's go, baby. 3 00:02:23,493 --> 00:02:25,120 Come on. Check to him. 4 00:02:33,036 --> 00:02:35,266 - Safe. - Flex it. Come on. 5 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,895 Pitch it in. 6 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:41,899 Run! 7 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,175 Fair ball. 8 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,510 Fair ball? 9 00:02:50,019 --> 00:02:52,579 That ball was foul, you blind son of a bitch! 10 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:54,282 It was that side of the tree. 11 00:02:54,357 --> 00:02:56,552 By 5 yards that ball was foul. 12 00:02:56,726 --> 00:02:58,751 What the hell do we have a tree for? 13 00:02:58,828 --> 00:03:02,696 Why do we have a damn tree if the ball falls 5 yards that side of it... 14 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:04,630 ...and you still call it fair? 15 00:03:05,869 --> 00:03:07,234 Give me my ball, lady. 16 00:03:07,403 --> 00:03:08,927 Give me my kid, mister. 17 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,597 If you've finished trampling on him. 18 00:03:14,377 --> 00:03:15,344 Right. 19 00:03:15,411 --> 00:03:16,343 Thank you. 20 00:03:17,146 --> 00:03:19,171 Come on. There you go, pal. 21 00:03:22,385 --> 00:03:24,148 - You all right? - Now can I have my ball? 22 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:26,347 - What? - You're holding my ball. 23 00:03:26,756 --> 00:03:27,882 Your ball? 24 00:03:29,225 --> 00:03:30,920 - Thanks. - Anytime. 25 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:48,967 What about your ball? Come on. 26 00:05:24,674 --> 00:05:25,572 Taxi! 27 00:05:25,641 --> 00:05:26,539 Taxi! 28 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,515 - Share it? - Why not? 29 00:05:45,561 --> 00:05:46,585 Where to? 30 00:05:46,996 --> 00:05:49,294 - Where to? - 80 Grosvenor Street, please. 31 00:05:49,399 --> 00:05:52,368 Lady's going to 80 Grosvenor Street. I'll be going on. 32 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:56,204 - That is exactly 60 pence with the tip. - Forget it. 33 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:58,706 It's the right amount. I take this trip every day. 34 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,572 - Not necessary. - How kind. 35 00:06:00,843 --> 00:06:02,902 I'll buy a house in the country. 36 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,077 - Terrible weather. - Filthy. 37 00:06:06,182 --> 00:06:08,810 If you live in London, you have to expect it. 38 00:06:09,652 --> 00:06:11,313 Do you live in London? 39 00:06:11,421 --> 00:06:12,752 - I do. - Me, too. 40 00:06:12,822 --> 00:06:14,312 - Really? - Five years. 41 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,947 Practically English. 42 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:19,860 - Last habitable city in the world, isn't it? - Yes. 43 00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:22,623 You do anything you like. Nobody bothers you. 44 00:06:24,267 --> 00:06:27,259 - My name is Steven Blackburn. - Vickie Allessio. 45 00:06:28,237 --> 00:06:30,797 - It sounds Italian. - It's my husband's name. 46 00:06:31,674 --> 00:06:33,505 Were those your kids in the park? 47 00:06:33,576 --> 00:06:35,009 - Yes. - Nice-looking boys. 48 00:06:35,078 --> 00:06:39,014 - Thank you, but one of the boys is a girl. - I see. 49 00:06:39,949 --> 00:06:42,577 I suppose your husband likes to sleep late on Sundays. 50 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:43,846 Yes, he does. 51 00:06:44,253 --> 00:06:46,983 You like to go home and cook him a nice big breakfast. 52 00:06:47,056 --> 00:06:47,784 No. 53 00:06:48,391 --> 00:06:50,222 - Don't you like to cook? - I love it. 54 00:06:50,293 --> 00:06:52,591 - Doesn't he like to eat? - He loves to eat. 55 00:06:52,728 --> 00:06:55,162 - I don't understand. - We have different kitchens. 56 00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:56,596 His is in Milan. 57 00:06:57,733 --> 00:06:58,825 That's a shame. 58 00:06:58,901 --> 00:07:01,131 Please don't cry. He found another cook. 59 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:11,203 - Thank you very much. - Mrs. Allessio? 60 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:13,110 You have a very good memory. 61 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:14,945 - What about tea? - When? 62 00:07:15,384 --> 00:07:16,715 - Tomorrow? - Fine. 63 00:07:16,786 --> 00:07:18,048 The Churchill. 64 00:07:18,121 --> 00:07:19,679 Great. See you then. 65 00:07:19,822 --> 00:07:21,915 - What time? - 4:00. 66 00:07:22,158 --> 00:07:23,989 It won't break up your day? 67 00:07:25,795 --> 00:07:29,891 Don't cross-examine me in the rain. I'll be there wet, but I'll be there. 68 00:07:47,917 --> 00:07:49,714 - Just a second, Derek. - Good afternoon. 69 00:07:49,785 --> 00:07:51,685 - Lunch tomorrow? - We haven't had tea yet. 70 00:07:51,754 --> 00:07:54,450 If I can change one appointment, I can be clear, okay? 71 00:07:54,524 --> 00:07:58,654 Do you only eat and drink? I know nothing but your name and that you play baseball. 72 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,458 From the way you played, it's obviously not your career. 73 00:08:01,531 --> 00:08:03,226 I'm in insurance. I'm married. 74 00:08:03,299 --> 00:08:05,324 I live close to where Disraeli lived. 75 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:08,336 I have two kids and I'm a Leo. Now, what about lunch tomorrow? 76 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:10,167 We should see how tea goes. 77 00:08:10,273 --> 00:08:11,672 See how tea goes? 78 00:08:13,176 --> 00:08:15,144 I'll talk to you later, Derek. 79 00:08:16,045 --> 00:08:18,707 - Who's Derek? - My male secretary. 80 00:08:32,495 --> 00:08:34,087 Tea for two, please. 81 00:08:35,498 --> 00:08:37,989 - What do you do? - I'm in the rag trade. 82 00:08:38,534 --> 00:08:40,365 - Buy or sell? - I steal. 83 00:08:41,571 --> 00:08:43,061 - Steal? - I do, truly. 84 00:08:43,139 --> 00:08:46,267 I steal designs from people like Dior, Cardin, and Givenchy. 85 00:08:46,342 --> 00:08:49,209 I send them to my boss, Mr. Sam Fingleman of New York... 86 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:53,146 ...who makes them up in cheap materials and brings the rue St. Honor� to Kline's. 87 00:08:53,216 --> 00:08:55,241 - Sounds like very creative work. - Thank you. 88 00:08:55,318 --> 00:08:57,218 - Where'd you learn? Paris? - No, Italy. 89 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:59,481 - I took a course in Milan. - Enter Mr. Allessio. 90 00:08:59,555 --> 00:09:00,886 - Yes. - Also in the rag trade. 91 00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:05,186 No. He specialized in charm. It comes easy to Italians. 92 00:09:05,261 --> 00:09:08,321 We were married for several years and had two children... 93 00:09:08,397 --> 00:09:10,797 ...and three cars, and he kept the cars. 94 00:09:10,933 --> 00:09:13,868 - What about child support? - He's rather odd about that. 95 00:09:13,936 --> 00:09:18,032 He won't send me anything for the kids, if I don't send him something for the cars. 96 00:09:18,107 --> 00:09:19,404 What about your wife? 97 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:23,404 Good-looking, bright, articulate, can start a fire with two pieces of wood. 98 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:28,075 We've been married for 11 years and I've never been unfaithful to her... 99 00:09:28,184 --> 00:09:29,481 ...in the same city. 100 00:09:29,552 --> 00:09:31,520 - Where is she now? - Out of town. 101 00:09:31,587 --> 00:09:33,452 - I see. - What about lunch? 102 00:09:33,522 --> 00:09:35,513 - What do you have in mind? - Just lunch. 103 00:09:35,591 --> 00:09:37,923 - Where? - I know a cute continental restaurant. 104 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:40,019 - Italian? - Continental. 105 00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:43,190 It's very discreet, out of the way, it's sort of... 106 00:09:43,566 --> 00:09:44,555 ...a hotel. 107 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:49,467 It's a very nice hotel. It's got good food, great wine... 108 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:53,039 - I mean... - What the hell, a girl has to eat. 109 00:10:12,995 --> 00:10:16,055 It's difficult to steal in France, because they expect you to. 110 00:10:16,132 --> 00:10:18,430 - They are such snobs with their clothes... - Waiter. 111 00:10:18,501 --> 00:10:21,265 - I'm boring you to tears. - Not at all. 112 00:10:21,404 --> 00:10:24,669 Why are you asking for the check? I would have liked coffee. 113 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:27,140 Of course, it's just that... 114 00:10:27,977 --> 00:10:30,172 ...l've got this friend who's got this... 115 00:10:30,246 --> 00:10:32,714 - Little place upstairs. - Little place upstairs. 116 00:10:32,782 --> 00:10:35,945 I thought we'd have some coffee and... 117 00:10:36,018 --> 00:10:37,747 - Cognac? - Cognac. 118 00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:40,186 - You've been there before. - I'm wildly guessing. 119 00:10:42,425 --> 00:10:44,188 - Shall we? - Why not? 120 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:47,420 Why pay for something when you can get it for free? 121 00:10:49,332 --> 00:10:53,132 I didn't mean it to sound like that. Would you please forget what I said? 122 00:10:53,336 --> 00:10:54,963 - Certainly. - Thank you. 123 00:10:55,338 --> 00:10:57,067 - You're welcome. - Where do I go? 124 00:10:57,139 --> 00:10:58,629 - Thank you. - 'Bye, madam. 125 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:00,470 Thank you, sir. 126 00:11:02,445 --> 00:11:04,174 How long have you been divorced? 127 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,611 About six months. 128 00:11:05,948 --> 00:11:08,439 You had two kids in the first three years? 129 00:11:08,551 --> 00:11:10,917 No, I had them in the first two years. 130 00:11:10,986 --> 00:11:12,578 Was he Catholic? 131 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,247 No, he wasn't Catholic and I wasn't careless. 132 00:11:16,392 --> 00:11:18,553 I just wanted those kids. I don't know. 133 00:11:18,627 --> 00:11:21,960 It all suddenly became extremely fine. 134 00:11:22,031 --> 00:11:25,592 - Then why'd you keep his name? - It was the only thing he was giving away. 135 00:11:25,668 --> 00:11:27,727 My God, you ask a lot of questions. 136 00:11:27,803 --> 00:11:30,772 People either hate it or love it. It's about 70/30. 137 00:11:32,174 --> 00:11:34,369 - Milk and sugar? - Sugar, please. 138 00:11:35,978 --> 00:11:39,175 You know, it's a funny thing. I can always tell about people. 139 00:11:39,248 --> 00:11:41,910 - Can you? - I know immediately when I'm relating. 140 00:11:41,984 --> 00:11:44,077 I felt it right away with you. 141 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:46,115 Do you feel it, too? 142 00:11:47,356 --> 00:11:48,789 Well, I... 143 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,426 I must feel something, otherwise why am I here... 144 00:11:51,494 --> 00:11:54,361 ...when I should be stealing Saint Laurent's new autumn line? 145 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:57,263 - Exactly. - Can I say something to you? 146 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:58,231 Sure. 147 00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:02,034 In the past two days, you have picked me up in the rain... 148 00:12:02,104 --> 00:12:05,164 ...given me tea, bought me lunch, lured me to this hideaway... 149 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:07,675 ...with the intention of getting me into bed... 150 00:12:07,743 --> 00:12:10,473 ...for what you Americans so charmingly call "a quickie." 151 00:12:10,546 --> 00:12:12,104 Is that a fair resum� so far? 152 00:12:12,181 --> 00:12:14,115 Why do women always think the worst? 153 00:12:14,183 --> 00:12:17,584 Why does sex always have to be the first thing that... Yes. 154 00:12:19,121 --> 00:12:21,385 I'll be honest with you. I'm a divorced woman. 155 00:12:21,457 --> 00:12:24,654 I'm under a lot of strain and tension. I'm not sleeping too well. 156 00:12:24,727 --> 00:12:27,423 I can do with some good, healthy, uninvolved sex... 157 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:31,432 ...with someone who loves his wife and won't be a pain in the ass when it's over. 158 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,400 This must be your lucky day. 159 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:37,131 I thought it was, but not in this overworked little joy station... 160 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:41,836 ...where the sheets haven't been changed and I've to be in the office in half an hour. 161 00:12:41,911 --> 00:12:45,540 If you would like to arrange a nice weekend somewhere... 162 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:49,310 ...away from London, in the sun, where the sheets are changed every day... 163 00:12:49,385 --> 00:12:51,910 ...please do. I would be very happy to go with you. 164 00:12:54,223 --> 00:12:55,884 Say something. Is it a deal? 165 00:12:57,526 --> 00:13:00,017 It would do us both a world of good. 166 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,755 You rather more than me. 167 00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:05,630 - I'm sorry. - It's all right. I have another one. 168 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,652 Anything special, Derek? 169 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,491 No, not really. 170 00:13:34,997 --> 00:13:37,591 Just the weekly sarcastic note from New York. 171 00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:41,659 Donnelly still wonders why Paris runs ahead of us on sales and adjustments. 172 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:45,131 Also, Braithwaite took his usual upside-down look at this lot... 173 00:13:45,207 --> 00:13:48,199 ...and started measuring your chair size. 174 00:13:48,377 --> 00:13:49,639 Anything else? 175 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,004 Isn't that enough? 176 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,049 Could you get me one of those continental weather reports? 177 00:13:54,984 --> 00:13:56,542 Continental weather report. 178 00:14:42,898 --> 00:14:44,024 Excuse me. 179 00:14:55,911 --> 00:14:56,900 What? 180 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,240 Come in. 181 00:14:59,949 --> 00:15:01,246 Good afternoon. 182 00:15:02,017 --> 00:15:03,746 - I have a surprise. - What? 183 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,946 I've arranged us a week in Spain. 184 00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:09,391 Could you just move, because I'm trying to sketch. 185 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:12,154 - Pretty as you are, I can't see through you. - I'm sorry. 186 00:15:12,227 --> 00:15:13,319 - A week? - A week. 187 00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:16,330 - I said a weekend. - You can't just spend a weekend in Spain. 188 00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:19,390 - It takes that long for room service. - What about my children? 189 00:15:19,468 --> 00:15:21,663 Who will run this place? Maggie, the shoulder. 190 00:15:21,737 --> 00:15:26,299 You'll love it. Warm winds, great food, buffet right by the swimming pool. 191 00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:28,069 Big soft towels. 192 00:15:28,777 --> 00:15:31,769 - You can see Gibraltar. - I would adore to see Gibraltar. 193 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:35,248 But I have a dog that needs exercise, a cat that's losing its hair... 194 00:15:35,317 --> 00:15:38,343 ...a model who can't stand straight. Maggie, please. 195 00:15:38,621 --> 00:15:42,455 - There are no problems we can't overcome. - I wish I could... 196 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,185 Why aren't you at the airport? 197 00:15:44,259 --> 00:15:47,524 Because, Mrs. Allessio, I'm only mortal. I'm not Apollo. 198 00:15:47,663 --> 00:15:50,063 When God made me, he gave me hands, not wings. 199 00:15:50,132 --> 00:15:53,499 - What an oversight. - Just sign it. I've got a car waiting. 200 00:15:53,636 --> 00:15:56,127 - Hello, I'm Cecil. - Steven Blackburn. 201 00:15:56,338 --> 00:15:58,169 - Buying or selling? - Begging. 202 00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:02,133 How many times have I told you? A customs declaration should be typed. 203 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,612 That would take forever, sweetie pie. I only type with one finger... 204 00:16:05,681 --> 00:16:06,773 ...and I've hurt it. 205 00:16:06,849 --> 00:16:08,578 Please don't tell me how. 206 00:16:09,418 --> 00:16:12,148 Vickie, you have a long distance call. It's New York. 207 00:16:13,656 --> 00:16:17,524 Get that to the airport. Tie it between your teeth if need be. Teatime, Maggie. 208 00:16:17,593 --> 00:16:19,584 Sam? How are you? 209 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,197 No, I'm fine. Yes. No. 210 00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:25,425 Let them run the ad. They'll be there 11:00, your time. 211 00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,927 Listen, Sam, are you standing up? 212 00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:32,368 Then sit down, because what I'm about to say will get you very excited. 213 00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:34,601 Guess where I'm going tomorrow. Spain. 214 00:16:34,677 --> 00:16:37,202 - Marbella. - It's near M�laga. 215 00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:38,712 It's near M�laga. 216 00:16:40,282 --> 00:16:43,080 No, I'm not going alone. I'm going with a fella. 217 00:16:43,218 --> 00:16:44,583 A very classy fella. 218 00:16:45,988 --> 00:16:49,116 That doesn't make you excited. Sam, you're getting old... 219 00:16:49,191 --> 00:16:51,159 ...because it excites the hell out of me. 220 00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:54,561 Yes, I will do that. Goodbye. 221 00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:58,128 I told him you're a classy fella. Are you? 222 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,959 I've got to be. I live around the corner from Disraeli. 223 00:17:09,411 --> 00:17:10,469 There we are. 224 00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:11,570 Thank you. 225 00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:12,944 Come on, Josie. 226 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,675 Here we are at last. Thank you, dear. 227 00:17:15,818 --> 00:17:18,218 - Gently does it, Gloria. - Thanks, Daddy. 228 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,221 Don't you think we should have wired Steve we were coming? 229 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,657 Why spoil his fun? This way he'll have a lovely surprise. 230 00:17:42,611 --> 00:17:44,875 Good afternoon, I'm Miss Ramos. Can I help you? 231 00:17:44,947 --> 00:17:47,973 Good afternoon, Miss Ramos, my name is Blackburn. 232 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,586 Reservations for two round-trip tickets to M�laga, night flight tonight. 233 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,053 Thank you, Mr. Blackburn, I'll just check. 234 00:17:58,293 --> 00:18:00,056 The seats are available, sir. 235 00:18:01,697 --> 00:18:04,894 Charge mine to my travel card, I'll pay cash for the other one. 236 00:18:04,967 --> 00:18:07,458 Why not charge both tickets, Mr. Blackburn? 237 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:12,333 This is a business card. I charge my ticket to the business. 238 00:18:12,574 --> 00:18:16,670 They pay for it and the other is a surprise vacation trip for my mother. 239 00:18:16,812 --> 00:18:19,076 - How nice. What's your mother's name? - Vickie. 240 00:18:20,415 --> 00:18:22,076 Vickie Allessio. 241 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,152 - Allessio? - She remarried. 242 00:18:24,553 --> 00:18:26,111 I'll get the tickets. 243 00:18:33,395 --> 00:18:36,728 Here, one for Mr. Blackburn and one for Mrs. Allessio. 244 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,696 I'll take that. I'm Mrs. Allessio. 245 00:18:42,304 --> 00:18:43,794 Happy Mother's Day. 246 00:18:53,282 --> 00:18:54,909 Just tell me one thing: 247 00:18:55,484 --> 00:18:57,213 Why must you leave tonight... 248 00:18:57,286 --> 00:18:59,720 ...on the very day my parents arrive for a visit? 249 00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:04,054 Because when the S.S. Sera Magoso rammed into the S.S. Antonio... 250 00:19:04,159 --> 00:19:06,855 ...ripping out its corkscrew turbine rotor shaft... 251 00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:10,797 ...they didn't know about your parents, or they would've avoided each another. 252 00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:13,733 - You could send Braithwaite there. - That's all I need now. 253 00:19:13,802 --> 00:19:15,326 Why don't you both go down? 254 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,894 We didn't come to see you. 255 00:19:16,972 --> 00:19:18,906 We came to be with our babies. 256 00:19:19,608 --> 00:19:21,803 I'd love that, Grace, but Gloria hates the place. 257 00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:24,869 She can't stand the wind, the food. Isn't that right, dear? 258 00:19:24,947 --> 00:19:26,642 We were there last September. 259 00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:29,377 - It was miserable. - But in July, it's gorgeous. 260 00:19:29,451 --> 00:19:31,146 Really. You'll enjoy it. 261 00:19:31,486 --> 00:19:34,284 Ask her nice, Steve. You might have a pretty roommate. 262 00:19:34,823 --> 00:19:36,222 Why not try it, dear? 263 00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:40,284 Maybe in July, it won't have the wind and the lousy food and the heat. 264 00:19:40,896 --> 00:19:43,421 - The flies. - You think I can still get a ticket? 265 00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:45,523 - That's another thing. - That's easy. 266 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,193 - What are you flying? - Iberian. 267 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,466 - You want me to call? - No, I'll get it. 268 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,439 - Do you know the number? - Yes, I do. 269 00:19:53,809 --> 00:19:56,277 If you have any problems, I know Valdez very well. 270 00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:58,836 He runs the outfit. He'd be glad to help you. 271 00:19:58,914 --> 00:20:01,314 Valdez. If I need him, I'll call him. 272 00:20:03,485 --> 00:20:06,545 Hello, lberia, this is Mr. Blackburn. I made a reservation. 273 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,590 Hello, Mr. Blackburn. This is Miss Ramos. 274 00:20:08,657 --> 00:20:09,749 You're still on. 275 00:20:09,825 --> 00:20:12,055 Yes, I'm still on. Our night girl got sick. 276 00:20:12,561 --> 00:20:16,361 I need one more ticket on the M�laga flight for Mrs. Blackburn. 277 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:17,690 Your grandmother? 278 00:20:17,766 --> 00:20:18,790 My wife. 279 00:20:20,669 --> 00:20:23,638 We can confirm that reservation. 280 00:20:23,772 --> 00:20:27,731 The party will be you, your wife, and your mother. 281 00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:29,502 Thank you, Miss Ramos. 282 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,808 That's that. 283 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,550 Come on, dear. We'd better pack. 284 00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:43,224 Just close the door, please. Come on, dog. 285 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,317 Quick, lovely ride in the car. 286 00:20:46,795 --> 00:20:48,820 In you get. All right. 287 00:20:49,564 --> 00:20:50,553 Good. 288 00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:04,102 Oh, dog. 289 00:21:04,546 --> 00:21:06,639 When are you gonna learn to walk? 290 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,415 God, you're heavy. 291 00:21:11,653 --> 00:21:13,587 Are you mad? What are you doing? 292 00:21:13,655 --> 00:21:17,591 My mother is allergic to cats, dogs and birds. 293 00:21:17,659 --> 00:21:20,753 - See you next week. - But I've got a dog, a cat and a bird. 294 00:21:20,829 --> 00:21:24,663 Then you'll have two dogs, two cats and two birds. Two of everything, Cecil. 295 00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:26,195 Are they housebroken? 296 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,469 I can only vouch for the bird. 297 00:21:30,472 --> 00:21:31,962 My God. 298 00:21:34,276 --> 00:21:35,573 Come along. 299 00:21:47,022 --> 00:21:51,186 Gloria, have I ever criticized you about the way you raise the children? 300 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,555 - No. - Never? 301 00:21:53,996 --> 00:21:58,626 But this time you're blowing it. We'll return to two really screwed-up kids. 302 00:21:58,867 --> 00:22:02,667 You know how your folks treat them. Bicycles for this. Roller skates for that. 303 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,365 They bribe them for affection. 304 00:22:04,439 --> 00:22:06,839 Remember when Billy came back from a month with them? 305 00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:09,069 He wouldn't smile until I gave him $3. 306 00:22:09,644 --> 00:22:11,043 I'm telling you. 307 00:22:11,213 --> 00:22:15,343 There's a time to think of yourself and a time to think of the children. 308 00:22:17,019 --> 00:22:19,214 - What's lberia's number? - I'll do it. 309 00:22:24,526 --> 00:22:27,222 I suppose there is only one practical solution. 310 00:22:27,462 --> 00:22:28,690 That's right. 311 00:22:30,999 --> 00:22:33,968 - Hello, lberia, Miss Ramos? - We'll take the kids with us. 312 00:22:34,036 --> 00:22:36,903 This is Mr. Blackburn, and we'll take the kids with us. 313 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,066 Take the kids with us? 314 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,103 You're right, darling. They'll be better off with us. 315 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:45,936 - Are you serious? - I'll make some excuse to my parents. 316 00:22:48,350 --> 00:22:50,318 Make the reservation, darling. 317 00:22:54,923 --> 00:22:58,654 Miss Ramos, I'd like to add my son and daughter to that party. 318 00:23:00,328 --> 00:23:03,957 They're just little children. Do you take them that late at night? 319 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:09,027 Yes, and I can confirm that for you now. 320 00:23:09,404 --> 00:23:10,530 Thank you. 321 00:23:16,511 --> 00:23:18,069 We've just been confirmed. 322 00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,170 Good. 323 00:23:19,514 --> 00:23:22,347 And please make sure they clean their teeth. 'Bye. 324 00:23:24,352 --> 00:23:25,842 The airport, please. 325 00:23:26,688 --> 00:23:30,124 Maria, get the children up and packed. We're taking them to Marbella. 326 00:23:30,192 --> 00:23:35,186 Maria, lay out their beach things. I'll come and check it all, okay? 327 00:23:37,599 --> 00:23:39,794 - I'll go help Maria. - Just a second. 328 00:23:40,302 --> 00:23:44,204 Hi, Miss Ramos, this is Mr. Blackburn. I want two more seats. 329 00:23:44,739 --> 00:23:47,003 Mr. And Mrs. Wendell Thompson. 330 00:23:47,742 --> 00:23:49,937 Yes, Miss Ramos, my in-laws. 331 00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:52,510 - What are you doing? - Just a minute, Miss Ramos. 332 00:23:52,581 --> 00:23:56,449 You don't think they would miss a chance to spoil their grandchildren, do you? 333 00:23:56,651 --> 00:24:00,018 They'll be down on the next plane, if they have to buy the airline. 334 00:24:00,088 --> 00:24:02,283 God, it's turning into a pilgrimage. 335 00:24:04,459 --> 00:24:06,256 You'd better go down alone. 336 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,519 I think that makes sense, too. 337 00:24:08,930 --> 00:24:12,730 Miss Ramos, cancel my in-laws, my wife and my children. 338 00:24:13,068 --> 00:24:15,229 Just you and Mother. 339 00:24:15,837 --> 00:24:16,667 Roger. 340 00:24:27,182 --> 00:24:28,410 Are you free? 341 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:32,486 It's lberia. There's rather a lot. I think if you went round it might be easier. 342 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,283 - Thanks. How much? - and2, madam. 343 00:24:35,657 --> 00:24:37,215 - Goodbye. - 'Bye. 344 00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:39,788 - Thanks very much. - Cheers. 345 00:25:02,517 --> 00:25:04,485 Hey, Steve. Steve. 346 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:08,548 - Over here, it's Walter. - Hello, Walter. 347 00:25:09,491 --> 00:25:11,186 How are you doing? 348 00:25:11,393 --> 00:25:13,452 - Where are you headed? M�laga? - Yeah. 349 00:25:13,528 --> 00:25:15,496 So am I. Who are you with? 350 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:16,920 Nobody. 351 00:25:17,899 --> 00:25:21,494 - Good. We'll sit together on the plane. - Swell. 352 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:25,437 That's terrific. I hate to sit with strangers on a plane. 353 00:25:25,507 --> 00:25:28,305 They try to tell you their life story. They really annoy you. 354 00:25:28,376 --> 00:25:29,365 You know what I mean? 355 00:25:42,691 --> 00:25:45,319 - Gloria all right? - Fine. Great. 356 00:25:45,427 --> 00:25:47,827 - And the children? - The children are great. 357 00:25:48,597 --> 00:25:51,794 Steve, there is something I wanted to talk to you about. 358 00:25:52,367 --> 00:25:55,962 I got this screenplay ready to shoot. It's a Western with weirdoes. 359 00:25:56,071 --> 00:25:57,595 I got these Apaches... 360 00:25:57,672 --> 00:26:00,800 ...and they start sucking this peyote root. It drives them crazy. 361 00:26:00,875 --> 00:26:02,968 Everyone starts banging everyone else. 362 00:26:03,078 --> 00:26:06,605 It's got everything: Pot, sex, massacres, orgies. Take the whole family. 363 00:26:06,681 --> 00:26:08,808 It's gonna cost about $600,000. 364 00:26:08,917 --> 00:26:12,182 Do you think Gloria's old man would like to go in for about $200,000? 365 00:26:13,255 --> 00:26:15,780 - What? - The picture I just told you about. 366 00:26:15,957 --> 00:26:18,255 Sorry, Walt. That's my deaf side. 367 00:26:19,594 --> 00:26:23,724 Do you think Gloria's father would invest $250,000 in my new picture? 368 00:26:23,865 --> 00:26:25,389 - No. - Are you sure? 369 00:26:25,734 --> 00:26:28,225 Positive. He's been approached before. 370 00:26:29,204 --> 00:26:32,173 You know something? I liked you better when you couldn't hear. 371 00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:43,714 I ordered a car, a Seat 124. 372 00:26:46,755 --> 00:26:50,282 Se�or Blackburn, if you complete the papers, I'll get the keys. 373 00:26:50,959 --> 00:26:53,792 - A Seat 124 is really a Fiat. - Yes. 374 00:26:54,996 --> 00:26:58,090 It's not a bad little car. It'll hold all the luggage you have. 375 00:26:58,166 --> 00:27:00,726 - Don't talk to me. Don't look at me. - What? 376 00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:02,635 - What's the matter? - Steve, boy. 377 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:06,231 - That's what's the matter. - Hi, Walter. Son of a bitch. 378 00:27:06,308 --> 00:27:08,868 You'd think those customs guys would know me by now. 379 00:27:08,943 --> 00:27:11,002 What a mess. Excuse me, Miss. 380 00:27:11,079 --> 00:27:13,912 - I beg your pardon. - Stand by, pal. I may need you. 381 00:27:13,982 --> 00:27:17,713 I'm Walter Menkes of Menkes Films. I'd like a Seat 124. 382 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:20,514 I'm sorry. We don't have one car left. 383 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:24,790 You've got a car. A car. 384 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:27,255 - Yeah. - Good, you can give me a lift. 385 00:27:27,796 --> 00:27:30,128 You can find him a car. He's a friend of mine. 386 00:27:30,198 --> 00:27:32,462 What's the sweat? You drop me off at Los Monteros. 387 00:27:32,534 --> 00:27:34,024 - They got cars. - It's on your way. 388 00:27:34,102 --> 00:27:36,696 - Patty and the kids are waiting. - What about those cars? 389 00:27:36,771 --> 00:27:39,262 - They're reserved. - You must have something. 390 00:27:39,341 --> 00:27:42,970 We do have a Seat 600 that's just been returned. 391 00:27:43,278 --> 00:27:45,439 But I'm a little nervous about the clutch. 392 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,739 - He'll take it. - What do you mean? 393 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:50,851 You know what a 600 is? It's a kiddie car. It's this big. 394 00:27:50,985 --> 00:27:53,545 - Oh, boy. - You've got to step outside to shift gears. 395 00:27:53,621 --> 00:27:55,452 You don't drive it. You mail it. 396 00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:57,885 In the water, it becomes an outboard motor. 397 00:27:57,959 --> 00:27:59,324 All right, Walter. 398 00:27:59,461 --> 00:28:01,656 You take my car. I'll take the 600. 399 00:28:02,664 --> 00:28:05,189 - This is stupid. - It's not stupid. 400 00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:06,761 I'll drop you off. 401 00:28:06,835 --> 00:28:09,668 - We'll have a nice ride, pleasant talk. - It's no good. 402 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:10,760 Why not? 403 00:28:11,706 --> 00:28:13,435 I've got this... 404 00:28:14,042 --> 00:28:16,772 I've got a trick back. If someone else drives... 405 00:28:16,845 --> 00:28:19,405 ...it could easily go right into spasm. - Spasm? 406 00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:23,148 You know, you're a sick fellow with the ear and the spasms. 407 00:28:23,251 --> 00:28:27,210 It's 2:00 a.m. I have to drive two hours. Please take the car. 408 00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:29,256 - Can I at least buy you a meal? - Sure. 409 00:28:29,324 --> 00:28:30,313 Tonight? 410 00:28:31,092 --> 00:28:32,491 - Great. - Dinner? 411 00:28:33,328 --> 00:28:34,989 - Fine. - Why should you be alone? 412 00:28:35,063 --> 00:28:38,362 We'll have a nice quiet evening. Just you, me, Patty and the boys. 413 00:28:38,433 --> 00:28:40,128 We'll have a fun evening. 414 00:28:40,201 --> 00:28:43,967 - After dinner, I'll read you the screenplay. - I look forward to it. 415 00:28:45,073 --> 00:28:46,062 Miss? 416 00:28:46,341 --> 00:28:49,435 - Can I give you a lift? - Thank you. I'm being met. 417 00:28:56,251 --> 00:28:58,515 You should go. It sounds like fun. 418 00:29:00,054 --> 00:29:01,316 What is this? 419 00:29:01,389 --> 00:29:03,482 - Where do I sign? - Here. 420 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:11,557 - Ever been in one of these? - In Italy, when I was younger and shorter. 421 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:15,261 - Can you manage this? - On my knee. Anything else? 422 00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:16,769 Well, there's this. 423 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,970 - Gracias. - Gracias. 424 00:29:22,977 --> 00:29:26,469 If the clutch gives you any trouble, change the car in Marbella. 425 00:29:26,548 --> 00:29:27,845 I'll keep it in mind. 426 00:29:27,916 --> 00:29:29,747 - Have a pleasant trip. - Bye-bye. 427 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,318 - Thank you. - Adi�s. 428 00:29:36,324 --> 00:29:38,690 That's second, it's an Italian gearbox. 429 00:29:39,427 --> 00:29:42,954 - Thanks. - No, that's third. First is up here. 430 00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:45,624 - See? - I see. 431 00:29:45,767 --> 00:29:47,394 Good thing you're here. 432 00:29:47,936 --> 00:29:48,925 - Ready? - Yes. 433 00:29:49,003 --> 00:29:49,992 - Nervous? - No. 434 00:29:50,472 --> 00:29:51,803 That's my girl. 435 00:30:03,751 --> 00:30:06,345 It's a nice little car. It spins right along. 436 00:30:06,421 --> 00:30:09,083 - You're still in first. - Of course. 437 00:30:11,793 --> 00:30:14,091 - Use the clutch. - Right. 438 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,860 Sorry. I'm sorry. 439 00:30:17,098 --> 00:30:18,929 There's a car coming. 440 00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:25,872 There's a truck, it's trying to pass you. 441 00:30:28,676 --> 00:30:30,439 Come on. 442 00:30:36,718 --> 00:30:38,208 You're still in third. 443 00:30:38,286 --> 00:30:39,947 - Would you like to drive? - No. 444 00:30:40,021 --> 00:30:41,750 - You sure? - Positive. 445 00:30:41,856 --> 00:30:44,154 Besides, I didn't bring my license. 446 00:30:56,571 --> 00:30:58,266 For God's sake. 447 00:30:58,339 --> 00:31:00,603 You'd think there'd be a porter or something. 448 00:31:02,043 --> 00:31:04,568 Leave the stuff here and I'll come back for it. 449 00:31:04,646 --> 00:31:06,876 It's all right. I've always wanted long arms. 450 00:31:26,267 --> 00:31:28,599 - You all right? - I'm all right. 451 00:31:49,257 --> 00:31:50,485 Good morning, sir. 452 00:31:50,959 --> 00:31:54,122 My name is Blackburn. This is Mrs. Allessio. 453 00:31:54,429 --> 00:31:57,091 - We ordered a suite. - Un momento, se�or. 454 00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:03,367 I'm sorry, Mr. Blackburn... 455 00:32:03,605 --> 00:32:07,541 ...but there's no reservation for a suite. It's a room. A double room. 456 00:32:11,446 --> 00:32:14,745 - Any objections? - Anything, as long as I can see Gibraltar. 457 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:18,152 - Will we see Gibraltar? - S�, se�or. 458 00:32:19,721 --> 00:32:21,154 This way, please. 459 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,517 Just one moment, please. What is that? 460 00:32:53,621 --> 00:32:55,054 What is what? 461 00:32:55,123 --> 00:32:57,751 Does Gibraltar have washing hanging all over it? 462 00:32:57,825 --> 00:32:59,156 What are you talking about? 463 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:02,025 Because if it doesn't, we don't have a view of Gibraltar. 464 00:33:02,096 --> 00:33:03,791 What do we have a view of? 465 00:33:03,865 --> 00:33:06,299 Roughly, I'd say the laundry. 466 00:33:07,135 --> 00:33:10,798 Don't be ridiculous. They don't even have big laundries down here. 467 00:33:11,139 --> 00:33:13,733 - What is that out there? - It's the laundry. 468 00:33:13,808 --> 00:33:14,934 It's the laundry. 469 00:33:15,543 --> 00:33:18,103 I told you we want to see Gibraltar. 470 00:33:18,346 --> 00:33:21,509 We want a room with a view of Gibraltar, comprende? 471 00:33:23,017 --> 00:33:24,416 S�, se�or. 472 00:33:53,815 --> 00:33:56,511 What we'd like, se�or, is a room with a view... 473 00:33:56,751 --> 00:33:59,777 ...and a toilet with a seat. That's not asking too much, is it? 474 00:34:43,097 --> 00:34:44,121 Vickie? 475 00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:47,731 Why don't we unpack in the morning? 476 00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:51,805 - Aren't you tired? - Only of unpacking. 477 00:34:53,207 --> 00:34:54,231 I see. 478 00:34:58,913 --> 00:35:00,505 Very well. 479 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,938 - Would you like that light on or off? - Whichever you prefer. 480 00:36:14,355 --> 00:36:16,255 - How about on? - Certainly. 481 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:28,000 Would you do me a very big favor? 482 00:36:28,336 --> 00:36:30,429 I thought that's what I was doing. 483 00:36:30,504 --> 00:36:32,665 Would you mind getting on the other side? 484 00:36:32,740 --> 00:36:34,435 What's wrong with this side? 485 00:36:34,508 --> 00:36:37,671 Nothing, it's just more natural for me being on that side. 486 00:36:38,179 --> 00:36:40,773 I don't want to cause an international incident... 487 00:36:40,848 --> 00:36:44,375 ...but it's more natural for me this side. We always started this way. 488 00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:46,317 - We? - Me and my Italian. 489 00:36:46,387 --> 00:36:49,220 He had this tennis elbow and a bad shoulder and... 490 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,884 Anyway, I just got used to this side. 491 00:36:55,263 --> 00:36:57,094 It doesn't work for me. 492 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,569 - Why not? - I'm deaf in my left ear. 493 00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:05,200 What's that got to do with it? 494 00:37:05,273 --> 00:37:08,333 - I won't be able to hear you. - I'm not going to say very much. 495 00:37:08,409 --> 00:37:11,344 You're going to breathe. Sometimes that sounds pretty good. 496 00:37:11,412 --> 00:37:15,178 Who knows? A word of encouragement may slip out, it could do wonders. 497 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:16,908 - Shall I walk around? - What? 498 00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:19,179 Shall I walk around? 499 00:37:20,721 --> 00:37:23,053 Why don't you slip over and I'll slide under? 500 00:37:23,124 --> 00:37:26,184 No, I think it's better if I slip under and you slide over. 501 00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:28,820 Why don't we just kind of roll towards... 502 00:37:28,896 --> 00:37:33,230 It's getting awfully late. Why don't you just get on top and hope for the best? 503 00:37:35,403 --> 00:37:38,634 - I've heard it put more romantically. - Indeed. 504 00:37:46,914 --> 00:37:48,643 Christ, you're beautiful. 505 00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:58,822 - My God, you can see Gibraltar. - Where? 506 00:38:02,129 --> 00:38:04,063 - What's the matter? - Spasm. 507 00:38:04,131 --> 00:38:05,826 - I'm in spasm. - What do you mean? 508 00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:09,097 You think you're in spasm and you're not in spasm, and I'm in spasm. 509 00:38:09,170 --> 00:38:11,331 - Oh, boy. - What do I do? 510 00:38:11,405 --> 00:38:14,306 I think you better call the doctor. Get the doctor. 511 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:16,070 Don't move. Please, don't move. 512 00:38:16,143 --> 00:38:20,102 - How do I get the doctor if I don't move? - Very slowly, that's all. Very slowly. 513 00:38:22,817 --> 00:38:24,717 Oh, God! 514 00:38:29,457 --> 00:38:31,220 Buenos d�as, se�oras, se�ores. 515 00:38:31,292 --> 00:38:33,817 Another beautiful day on the Costa del Sol. 516 00:38:40,434 --> 00:38:43,528 I can't reach the phone. If you can just... 517 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,032 I've got the phone. 518 00:38:49,910 --> 00:38:52,845 Help! What's doctor in Spanish? 519 00:38:52,947 --> 00:38:56,883 - What is Spanish for doctor? - II dottore. 520 00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:58,946 - You sure? - I think so. 521 00:38:59,020 --> 00:39:02,012 - It sounds Italian. - Well, maybe it's Italian. It's foreign. 522 00:39:02,556 --> 00:39:05,548 - You tell them. - Please, I'm in spasm. 523 00:39:05,626 --> 00:39:07,958 - He's in spasm. - Could you send a doctor? 524 00:39:08,662 --> 00:39:10,289 Easy. 525 00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:12,690 Gently. 526 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:17,662 Now, what precisely were you doing when this thing happened? 527 00:39:21,075 --> 00:39:22,508 I was sort of... 528 00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:24,441 We were making love. 529 00:39:25,579 --> 00:39:26,876 We were making love. 530 00:39:27,381 --> 00:39:30,782 So, in the middle of making love with this woman... 531 00:39:31,419 --> 00:39:33,717 ...you turned to see Gibraltar. 532 00:39:33,988 --> 00:39:35,888 - S�? - S�. 533 00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:37,651 I see. 534 00:39:40,528 --> 00:39:43,964 Now, I'm going to turn you over, so relax. 535 00:39:44,098 --> 00:39:46,726 Very gently. Gently. 536 00:39:47,334 --> 00:39:48,961 Okay, it's coming. 537 00:39:49,870 --> 00:39:51,531 Relax. That's it. 538 00:39:51,605 --> 00:39:54,574 - Would you give me a hand with the foot? - Hand with the foot? 539 00:39:54,675 --> 00:39:56,575 Yes, give him a hand with the foot. 540 00:39:57,611 --> 00:40:00,171 Very gently. Relax. 541 00:40:07,955 --> 00:40:09,047 How do you feel? 542 00:40:11,358 --> 00:40:13,792 Better. Better. 543 00:40:14,762 --> 00:40:18,061 Good. Now you can put him back in the bed. 544 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,358 Thank you. 545 00:40:24,572 --> 00:40:26,369 Easy. Gently. 546 00:40:29,977 --> 00:40:31,808 Give him this. 547 00:40:32,279 --> 00:40:34,213 - This? - To sleep. 548 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:37,116 - To sleep. - Rest good. 549 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:41,545 And do not try to make love again until you can touch your toes. 550 00:40:42,089 --> 00:40:44,557 - Touch my toes? - Like this. 551 00:40:50,331 --> 00:40:53,095 Then everything will be all right. Adi�s. 552 00:40:53,834 --> 00:40:55,324 - Adi�s. - Adi�s. 553 00:40:56,137 --> 00:40:57,434 Gracias. 554 00:41:00,341 --> 00:41:02,104 Muchas gracias. 555 00:41:02,776 --> 00:41:04,767 Can I have the pills, please? 556 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,344 How are you enjoying the trip so far? 557 00:41:08,516 --> 00:41:09,949 Nice. 558 00:41:11,752 --> 00:41:13,652 That's what I thought. 559 00:41:19,026 --> 00:41:21,494 Aren't you going to get under the covers? 560 00:41:23,364 --> 00:41:24,922 No. 561 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,595 I see. Nice. 562 00:41:41,782 --> 00:41:44,979 Mom, can I have one of these? All the guys have them. 563 00:41:45,286 --> 00:41:46,981 No, no, no. 564 00:41:48,122 --> 00:41:49,987 Why not, Mom? 565 00:41:54,195 --> 00:41:56,425 Excuse me, do you speak English? 566 00:41:56,497 --> 00:41:58,727 I try, but I'm an American. 567 00:41:58,799 --> 00:42:01,825 I have a son about the same size as yours. Could I borrow him? 568 00:42:01,902 --> 00:42:05,463 - You can have him all day if you want to. - Thanks. Do you mind? 569 00:42:07,308 --> 00:42:09,105 - Are you British? - Yes. 570 00:42:09,176 --> 00:42:10,871 - From London? Me, too. - Yes. 571 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:14,073 We've been living there for years. What did you say your name was? 572 00:42:14,148 --> 00:42:16,616 Well, I didn't. But it's Allessio, Vickie Allessio. 573 00:42:16,684 --> 00:42:17,776 Thanks very much. 574 00:42:17,851 --> 00:42:20,081 - Where are you staying? - Guadalmina. 575 00:42:20,254 --> 00:42:23,655 Maybe you and Mr. Allessio would have dinner with my husband and me. 576 00:42:23,724 --> 00:42:27,888 Well, that's very kind of you, but I'm afraid I'm right out of Mr. Allessios. 577 00:42:29,663 --> 00:42:32,154 - Are you here alone? - Yes. 578 00:42:32,233 --> 00:42:35,634 - That makes it easier. - It doesn't actually. 579 00:42:35,736 --> 00:42:39,263 Because I'm here for a sort of a rest. 580 00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:41,968 And I'm on a diet. And you know how it is. 581 00:42:42,276 --> 00:42:44,301 Thanks for the use of the chest. 582 00:42:44,411 --> 00:42:47,107 Mrs. Allessio, how do you spell that? 583 00:42:47,181 --> 00:42:49,513 Two L's, two S's and I'm out a lot. 584 00:42:51,885 --> 00:42:53,443 No. 585 00:43:41,735 --> 00:43:42,759 Hello. 586 00:43:46,173 --> 00:43:47,401 How are you feeling? 587 00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:51,075 - I can touch my toes. - Can you? 588 00:44:02,089 --> 00:44:04,489 You do realize that I've just greased myself... 589 00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:07,857 ...with two tubes of very expensive suntan oil? 590 00:44:07,928 --> 00:44:10,362 I couldn't help noticing. 591 00:44:14,601 --> 00:44:18,435 Pardon me for asking, but did you always get what you want when you wanted it? 592 00:44:18,872 --> 00:44:20,840 Even before I knew what to do with it. 593 00:44:30,150 --> 00:44:32,812 If we are going to eat, and I really think we... 594 00:44:32,886 --> 00:44:34,945 Are you still asleep? 595 00:44:35,723 --> 00:44:37,748 I feel marvelous. 596 00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:41,352 I fell asleep before I could say thanks. 597 00:44:42,529 --> 00:44:44,463 How do you feel? 598 00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:47,492 Fine. But they do stop serving lunch in 10 minutes. 599 00:44:47,568 --> 00:44:48,967 Everything okay? 600 00:44:49,036 --> 00:44:51,527 I booked a table, but you know what they're like. 601 00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:54,301 You know what I mean. How was it for you? 602 00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:55,933 Very nice. 603 00:44:57,077 --> 00:44:58,806 - "Very nice"? - Yes. 604 00:44:59,947 --> 00:45:02,814 - Just "very nice"? - What's wrong with "very nice"? 605 00:45:07,821 --> 00:45:12,417 "Very nice" is hardly the phrase to describe two bodies locked in heavenly transport. 606 00:45:12,659 --> 00:45:15,890 You wouldn't chisel "very nice" in granite under Rodin's The Kiss. 607 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:19,763 "Very nice" is when you get a get well card from the butcher or TV repairman. 608 00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:21,266 That's "very nice." 609 00:45:21,335 --> 00:45:25,601 But for what we just did, the comments range from lousy to sensational. 610 00:45:25,672 --> 00:45:27,936 The rockets went off or the earth moved. 611 00:45:28,008 --> 00:45:29,600 For God's sake. 612 00:45:29,710 --> 00:45:32,838 These things take time. This is a body not a machine. 613 00:45:32,913 --> 00:45:35,814 You don't just press a button and "Pow! " the earth moves. 614 00:45:35,883 --> 00:45:39,410 - It moved pretty good for me. - Well, lucky you. 615 00:45:40,621 --> 00:45:45,388 God, you are all the same. This obsession with male sexual prowess. 616 00:45:45,559 --> 00:45:47,959 It is so typically American. 617 00:45:48,028 --> 00:45:50,553 - Is it? - It is, if you don't mind me telling you. 618 00:45:50,631 --> 00:45:52,758 I don't mind you telling me. Not a bit. 619 00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:55,393 It's that phrase I can't stand, "Typically American." 620 00:45:55,469 --> 00:45:56,128 Why not? 621 00:45:56,203 --> 00:45:58,831 Because there's no such thing as "typically American." 622 00:45:59,540 --> 00:46:03,067 It's a big place. Which "typically American" Americans do you mean? 623 00:46:03,143 --> 00:46:06,135 The cab drivers in New York? The coalminers in Pennsylvania? 624 00:46:06,213 --> 00:46:09,979 The students at Berkeley? The Mormons in Utah? The Harlem Globetrotters? 625 00:46:10,050 --> 00:46:12,848 The daughters of the American Revolution, you mean those? 626 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,650 I'll tell you, they're all throwing rocks at each other. 627 00:46:15,722 --> 00:46:18,850 The only thing "typically American" about 200 million Americans... 628 00:46:18,926 --> 00:46:23,488 ...is that they never do anything "typically" alike and that goes for humping, too. 629 00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:27,531 Well, of course. I've had it off with all 200 million of them. 630 00:46:27,634 --> 00:46:29,602 Don't be an idiot. 631 00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:32,301 Why are you so angry? The earth moved for you. 632 00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:34,806 I've never seen anyone change so fast in my life. 633 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,342 I haven't changed a bit. 634 00:46:36,410 --> 00:46:40,904 I'm the same sweet, sex-crazed "typical American" I was 20 minutes ago! 635 00:46:41,915 --> 00:46:44,281 And just remember this: 636 00:46:44,351 --> 00:46:47,343 There is no better way for a man to start the day... 637 00:46:47,421 --> 00:46:50,413 ...than with that bracing, glowing, ego-building feeling... 638 00:46:50,491 --> 00:46:53,551 ...of knowing that he has struck out in the sack. 639 00:46:53,694 --> 00:46:56,561 "Struck out in the sack" is, I assume... 640 00:46:56,697 --> 00:47:00,656 ...a mixed metaphor, undoubtedly American, and probably nasty. 641 00:47:00,734 --> 00:47:02,634 - It'll do. - And may I point out... 642 00:47:02,703 --> 00:47:06,161 ...as you have never noticed, women are a little different from men. 643 00:47:06,373 --> 00:47:09,433 - They require time. A little sensitivity. - English women. 644 00:47:09,510 --> 00:47:10,875 All women! 645 00:47:11,011 --> 00:47:14,344 Anybody but a superannuated Boy Scout would know that. 646 00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:18,441 End of conversation. Oh, boy! 647 00:47:18,952 --> 00:47:21,853 - "Oh, boy" what? - Nothing. 648 00:47:25,025 --> 00:47:27,823 It just takes time to know a person. 649 00:47:27,895 --> 00:47:31,228 - It certainly does. - Time and trouble. 650 00:47:31,665 --> 00:47:33,997 Lots of time and lots of trouble. 651 00:47:34,067 --> 00:47:35,796 - Right. - Do you want lunch? 652 00:47:35,869 --> 00:47:39,168 - Just a sandwich. I'm playing golf. - Good. I'll trail along. 653 00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,265 - You don't have to. - No, but I could use the exercise. 654 00:47:42,409 --> 00:47:45,378 I'll say. God knows, you didn't get any this morning. 655 00:48:32,859 --> 00:48:36,727 Enrique, 100 for the first nine, 100 for the second, 100 for the 18th. 656 00:48:36,797 --> 00:48:38,230 - �Comprende? - S�, se�or. 657 00:48:38,298 --> 00:48:40,562 - Mucho bene. - I shall win though. 658 00:48:46,006 --> 00:48:47,974 Are you gambling with this child? 659 00:48:48,041 --> 00:48:50,271 It's not gambling. These kids have Spanish pride. 660 00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:52,437 So instead of tipping him, I let him win. 661 00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:55,538 - So he wins, does he? - Yeah, if he can. 662 00:48:55,616 --> 00:48:56,913 I see. 663 00:48:59,419 --> 00:49:02,684 - What is that supposed to mean? - What is what supposed to mean? 664 00:49:02,756 --> 00:49:06,556 "I see." That supercilious, cold-assed, English way of saying "I see." 665 00:49:06,627 --> 00:49:08,925 It means I'm delighted the boy has a chance to win. 666 00:49:08,996 --> 00:49:12,796 I'd hate to witness a grown man who has to beat an 8-year-old child. 667 00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:16,135 He's 13, smokes cigarettes, goes to the flamenco dancer... 668 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:18,671 ...and he gives me two shots aside. - �Ol�! 669 00:49:25,679 --> 00:49:27,613 - You gonna count that? - You play four. 670 00:49:27,681 --> 00:49:30,343 - She was talking to me. - You lie three, you play four. 671 00:49:34,621 --> 00:49:38,955 You know, winning is not that important. You learn that as you go through life. 672 00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:44,057 That's right. It's how you play the game. 673 00:49:56,443 --> 00:49:57,535 Nice shot. 674 00:50:04,818 --> 00:50:06,251 Nice shot. 675 00:50:06,319 --> 00:50:09,186 - Muy bien. - Try and stay off the green, will you? 676 00:50:18,398 --> 00:50:19,592 What is it? 677 00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:21,358 My cousins want to bet on me. 678 00:50:21,501 --> 00:50:23,594 - Your cousins want to bet on you? - S�. 679 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:25,537 - Starting from here? - S�. 680 00:50:25,706 --> 00:50:27,401 - Hundred, hundred, hundred? - S�. 681 00:50:27,607 --> 00:50:29,939 - They're gonna give me two shots aside? - S�. 682 00:50:30,343 --> 00:50:31,435 It's their money. 683 00:50:45,258 --> 00:50:47,726 Se�or, my cousins' friends would like to bet on me. 684 00:50:47,928 --> 00:50:50,260 - Your cousins' friends want to bet on you? - S�. 685 00:50:50,330 --> 00:50:52,195 - Same action as before? - S�. 686 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:53,364 Okay, kid. 687 00:50:59,506 --> 00:51:01,474 - Hey, se�or. - What is it? 688 00:51:01,641 --> 00:51:04,508 My cousins' friends' cousins would like to bet on me. 689 00:51:04,611 --> 00:51:07,102 - Your cousins' friends' cousins? - S�. 690 00:51:07,214 --> 00:51:08,909 - Same action as before? - S�. 691 00:51:09,349 --> 00:51:11,442 Okay, kid. Get out the way you got in. 692 00:52:32,365 --> 00:52:33,127 Vale. 693 00:52:51,151 --> 00:52:52,175 Perd�name. 694 00:53:00,894 --> 00:53:03,089 What are you doing? What's all this? 695 00:53:03,396 --> 00:53:04,727 Here is your money. 696 00:53:06,933 --> 00:53:10,528 Forget it. I just got lucky. You win a few, you lose a few. Here. 697 00:53:13,039 --> 00:53:15,735 Buy the boys a drink. See you later. 698 00:53:27,087 --> 00:53:28,452 What's bugging you now? 699 00:53:28,922 --> 00:53:31,948 - Apart from the fact you're still in second? - Yes. 700 00:53:32,592 --> 00:53:35,720 All right. This isn't a romantic holiday, it's a proving ground. 701 00:53:35,795 --> 00:53:39,390 I think you brought me here for the same reason you had to beat that kid. 702 00:53:39,499 --> 00:53:40,898 - You do, huh? - I do, "huh." 703 00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:43,435 And I think your wife gives you two shots aside... 704 00:53:43,503 --> 00:53:45,664 ...and she's not happy in the end, either. 705 00:53:45,739 --> 00:53:49,266 Let's get one thing straight, since I came with you, not Freud... 706 00:53:49,342 --> 00:53:53,142 ...which was my first mistake, I've had all the amateur analysis I can take. 707 00:53:53,346 --> 00:53:56,543 - Is that clear? - Perfectly, and you're still in second. 708 00:54:09,095 --> 00:54:11,393 I'm going to M�laga to take care of my business. 709 00:54:11,464 --> 00:54:13,762 I figure I'll eat out. Alone. 710 00:54:14,634 --> 00:54:16,101 You'll enjoy the company. 711 00:54:24,244 --> 00:54:25,176 Hey, Steve! 712 00:54:25,779 --> 00:54:29,146 I just called your room. I wanted to see if you're still free tonight. 713 00:54:29,816 --> 00:54:31,374 - I sure am, Walter. - Good. 714 00:54:31,584 --> 00:54:33,245 Antonio's at the port at 8:30. 715 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,049 - Good. See you then. - Okay. 716 00:54:35,188 --> 00:54:36,883 - Where are you going? - Business. 717 00:54:37,390 --> 00:54:38,482 How's the clutch? 718 00:54:38,558 --> 00:54:40,082 - What? - The clutch! 719 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,525 - Fine! - Okay. 720 00:54:48,401 --> 00:54:49,163 Hello. 721 00:54:49,235 --> 00:54:50,725 - Miss Allessio? - Yes. 722 00:54:50,870 --> 00:54:54,237 This is the lady you met this morning. The one with the little boy. 723 00:54:54,441 --> 00:54:56,375 - You borrowed his chest. - How are you? 724 00:54:56,643 --> 00:54:59,840 Would you like to go to dinner with my husband and me tonight? 725 00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:01,703 That would be very nice. 726 00:55:01,982 --> 00:55:04,041 Great. We'll pick you up at about 8:15. 727 00:55:04,250 --> 00:55:05,512 I'll look forward to it. 728 00:55:32,078 --> 00:55:34,046 - Good evening, sir. - Mr. Menkes' table. 729 00:55:34,948 --> 00:55:37,439 Hey, Steve, over here! 730 00:55:38,318 --> 00:55:39,342 Hello, Walter. 731 00:55:44,624 --> 00:55:46,353 - Sorry I'm late. - It's all right. 732 00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:48,519 - Hello, Patty. - Hi, Steve. How are you? 733 00:55:50,063 --> 00:55:51,690 Steve, this is Vickie Allessio. 734 00:55:52,165 --> 00:55:53,792 You two are in the same hotel. 735 00:55:54,634 --> 00:55:56,067 This is Steve Blackburn. 736 00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:57,494 Mr. Blackburn. 737 00:55:57,804 --> 00:55:59,101 Mrs. Allessio. 738 00:56:08,915 --> 00:56:11,748 We're off and running. But you've got to be careful. 739 00:56:12,152 --> 00:56:14,882 He's a slow starter, but he finishes fast. So watch out. 740 00:56:14,988 --> 00:56:17,456 - Wally. - What's wrong? 741 00:56:18,191 --> 00:56:20,659 They're two healthy people, down here on their own. 742 00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:23,957 No ties. No responsibilities. It makes your mouth water. 743 00:56:24,898 --> 00:56:25,956 Wally. 744 00:56:27,667 --> 00:56:29,134 What do you want to drink? 745 00:56:29,269 --> 00:56:32,204 - Whatever Mrs. Allessio wants. - Whatever Mr. Blackburn wants. 746 00:56:33,339 --> 00:56:36,433 - What about sangria? - Yes. They say sangria's great. 747 00:56:36,509 --> 00:56:37,533 - Lovely. - Fine. 748 00:56:38,878 --> 00:56:39,776 �Camarero! 749 00:56:41,014 --> 00:56:43,209 It's very Spanish. We're here. 750 00:56:52,358 --> 00:56:53,848 Could I have some water? 751 00:56:54,694 --> 00:56:55,922 �Camarero! 752 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:11,539 I was just telling Wally this afternoon, it's a shame Steve's wife couldn't come. 753 00:57:11,611 --> 00:57:13,476 You'd just love her. Wouldn't she? 754 00:57:13,546 --> 00:57:15,309 - They'd love each other. - Really? 755 00:57:15,448 --> 00:57:16,847 She's such an amazing girl. 756 00:57:17,050 --> 00:57:19,484 She's had every advantage, and you'd never know. 757 00:57:19,886 --> 00:57:21,820 No pretenses, no airs. 758 00:57:22,021 --> 00:57:23,283 She sounds wonderful. 759 00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:25,551 - Why didn't you bring her? - I wish I had. 760 00:57:26,326 --> 00:57:28,954 You'd never get Gloria to leave those kids. 761 00:57:29,496 --> 00:57:32,954 She devotes herself to them, night and day. Especially the little one. 762 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,531 - How old is Josie now? - Seven. 763 00:57:35,768 --> 00:57:38,259 Cute as a button, but she's got a bit of a... 764 00:57:38,505 --> 00:57:41,406 - What is it, a metabolism problem? - Metabolism. 765 00:57:41,474 --> 00:57:42,270 Oh, dear. 766 00:57:42,408 --> 00:57:44,842 - So she's a little on the heavy side. - Of course. 767 00:57:45,411 --> 00:57:46,776 Could I have some more wine? 768 00:57:47,714 --> 00:57:48,578 �Camarero! 769 00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:52,515 But Josie's really a lovely girl, and once she finishes at the orthodontist... 770 00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:54,209 ...she's gonna be gorgeous. 771 00:57:54,387 --> 00:57:55,786 She has crooked teeth? 772 00:57:56,422 --> 00:57:59,186 I think there's something more interesting to talk about... 773 00:57:59,259 --> 00:58:01,989 ...than my daughter's metabolism rate or fixing her teeth. 774 00:58:02,228 --> 00:58:05,959 We could talk about my kids' teeth, but they don't stop eating long enough... 775 00:58:06,032 --> 00:58:07,363 ...to get them fixed. 776 00:58:12,005 --> 00:58:13,472 Did I say something wrong? 777 00:58:21,347 --> 00:58:22,211 Oh, boy. 778 00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:26,150 There you go "oh, boying" again. What's bothering Mr. Sensitive now? 779 00:58:26,219 --> 00:58:28,949 What do you know about sensitivity, picking on a child? 780 00:58:29,022 --> 00:58:33,152 I did not. I'm sure she's a lovely girl. A lovely fat girl with crooked teeth. 781 00:58:33,226 --> 00:58:36,024 - They're not crooked. Just overlapping. - That's crooked. 782 00:58:39,265 --> 00:58:42,666 - This is ridiculous. Let's call a truce. - Fine by me. 783 00:58:44,571 --> 00:58:48,735 You are extraordinary. I've never known an adult who could be hurt so easily. 784 00:58:48,808 --> 00:58:51,402 - Do you come from a large family? - Yes, I do. 785 00:58:51,778 --> 00:58:54,440 Lots of brothers and sisters? There you are, then. 786 00:58:54,881 --> 00:58:57,349 Your mother spent too much time with the others. 787 00:58:57,417 --> 00:58:59,385 Is this a seminar on family relations? 788 00:58:59,452 --> 00:59:02,182 You finish chopping up my daughter, you start on my mother. 789 00:59:02,255 --> 00:59:05,588 It's a strange time to start attacking someone's mother. 790 00:59:05,658 --> 00:59:08,855 - I wasn't attacking. I was talking. - I don't call that talking. 791 00:59:08,928 --> 00:59:12,261 - Tearing up a lady who never did you harm. - I don't believe this! 792 00:59:12,665 --> 00:59:15,429 She was a marvelous woman. And I'll tell you this: 793 00:59:15,535 --> 00:59:19,335 We weren't the richest kids, but I never went to school in a dirty shirt. 794 00:59:19,405 --> 00:59:20,599 Dear God! 795 00:59:21,074 --> 00:59:24,202 Polio shots. First electric blanket on the block. 796 00:59:24,577 --> 00:59:26,044 Great food in the winter. 797 00:59:26,546 --> 00:59:29,014 You lie there and hack away at a woman like that. 798 00:59:29,082 --> 00:59:31,448 Suddenly, I'm in bed with your mother. 799 00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:34,150 In bed with my mother? 800 00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,648 That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life. 801 00:59:38,358 --> 00:59:41,327 - What are you doing now? - I'm leaving the sanatorium. 802 00:59:41,494 --> 00:59:42,927 I've had enough therapy. 803 00:59:43,162 --> 00:59:46,859 - I'm going back to London, tonight. - It'll do us both the world of good. 804 00:59:47,100 --> 00:59:50,365 You bet your ass. What a washout this has been. 805 00:59:51,237 --> 00:59:53,398 I'm gonna press it in my book of memories. 806 00:59:53,773 --> 00:59:57,766 You should have been a worm. A cestode worm. You know why? 807 00:59:58,244 --> 01:00:02,044 Because it has a complete set of male and female sexual organs... 808 01:00:02,115 --> 01:00:06,814 ...in each of its 100 sections, and spends its life copulating with itself. 809 01:00:07,220 --> 01:00:10,451 Wouldn't that be lovely? You could've taken you away for a weekend. 810 01:00:10,523 --> 01:00:13,720 You'd have had you all to yourself. And all those questions. 811 01:00:13,793 --> 01:00:17,388 "Was I good? You were wonderful. Did the earth move? The house collapsed. 812 01:00:17,597 --> 01:00:20,327 "Am I manly? No, but you're a great worm." 813 01:00:20,566 --> 01:00:22,557 You missed your profession: A worm. 814 01:00:22,669 --> 01:00:25,797 Crawling and humping its way through life, and badly. 815 01:00:26,539 --> 01:00:27,699 Thank you. 816 01:00:28,841 --> 01:00:31,332 - Where are you going? - London. It's where I live. 817 01:00:31,444 --> 01:00:32,809 You can leave tomorrow. 818 01:00:33,046 --> 01:00:36,675 I've had this place with or without you, and even if we must go together... 819 01:00:36,749 --> 01:00:39,912 ...I am going home to my thin children, with their straight teeth. 820 01:00:39,986 --> 01:00:41,214 You can go tomorrow. 821 01:00:41,287 --> 01:00:44,688 - I am going now! - All right. Okay. 822 01:00:45,958 --> 01:00:49,758 But I don't want to hear one more word out of you ever. Is that understood? 823 01:00:49,929 --> 01:00:53,956 Perfectly. So listen very clearly, because this is the last thing I will say: 824 01:00:54,467 --> 01:00:56,162 Make a reservation. 825 01:00:56,636 --> 01:00:58,126 Not necessary. 826 01:00:58,271 --> 01:01:01,798 And if you're not downstairs in 10 minutes, I'm leaving without you. 827 01:01:02,241 --> 01:01:06,302 You can stay here and find another worm, and hold another seminar. 828 01:01:22,128 --> 01:01:24,392 - Can I help you, sir? - Flight 826 to London. 829 01:01:24,664 --> 01:01:27,792 - Two tickets, please. - Flight 826 to London is full. 830 01:01:27,967 --> 01:01:30,868 - Flight 826 to London is never full. - It is tonight, sir. 831 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:34,031 - When did the last two tickets go? - Just a few moments ago. 832 01:01:35,675 --> 01:01:37,734 Press that in your book of memories. 833 01:01:38,578 --> 01:01:41,945 - When is the next plane to London? - 11:30, tomorrow morning. 834 01:01:43,282 --> 01:01:44,840 11:30, tomorrow morning. 835 01:01:49,322 --> 01:01:52,450 - Can I help you, miss? - Thank you, I'm getting very good at this. 836 01:01:56,195 --> 01:01:57,628 - Good night. - Good night. 837 01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:19,876 Welcome to the house of mirth. 838 01:02:20,686 --> 01:02:23,712 One phone call. One stupid phone call. 839 01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:27,558 It would've cost seven pesetas. You could've won that from your caddie. 840 01:02:27,627 --> 01:02:28,389 Oh, yeah? 841 01:02:28,461 --> 01:02:31,021 I've had a bellyful of your chicken-shit innuendos... 842 01:02:31,097 --> 01:02:33,657 ...your snotty insults, and your smart-assed needling. 843 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,630 Get stuffed, you big schmuck. 844 01:02:37,437 --> 01:02:40,133 Listen to Princess Grace, here. Bertha Ball-Buster. 845 01:02:40,206 --> 01:02:42,902 You're as tender, sweet and feminine as Attila the Hun. 846 01:02:42,975 --> 01:02:46,103 - Well, you should know. - You should have a uniform and a whistle. 847 01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:49,706 You direct traffic in bed, out of bed, on the phone, in the car. 848 01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:52,075 Talk about penis envy. You invented it. 849 01:02:55,354 --> 01:02:56,844 - Now! - Now. 850 01:02:58,724 --> 01:03:00,021 Don't break the lamp! 851 01:03:10,269 --> 01:03:12,829 You typical American! 852 01:03:15,775 --> 01:03:17,834 Is this a way to treat a hotel? 853 01:03:20,546 --> 01:03:21,535 Don't do it! 854 01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:34,723 Thank you very much. Good night. 855 01:03:36,429 --> 01:03:39,023 - Now, Mr. Know-All! - Okay. 856 01:04:29,048 --> 01:04:33,178 For God's sake. My chance to be raped, you can't get your trousers off. 857 01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,557 Isn't that Vickie and Steve? 858 01:05:54,166 --> 01:05:57,966 - I guess they're getting together. - I hope we haven't started something. 859 01:05:58,070 --> 01:06:01,301 With Steve? Not a chance. He's probably selling her a policy. 860 01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:15,854 She just grabbed his arm. 861 01:06:15,921 --> 01:06:18,719 What should she grab? She just met him. Watch the bull. 862 01:06:36,375 --> 01:06:37,239 �Ol�! 863 01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:42,066 - Don't tell me they weren't holding hands. - You're fantastic. 864 01:07:42,508 --> 01:07:45,875 Two people reach for a peanut at the same time, they're holding hands. 865 01:07:45,945 --> 01:07:48,812 - You got a mind like a house detective. - You should know. 866 01:07:49,181 --> 01:07:52,708 Just pass me the potato chips. After you've checked them for fingerprints. 867 01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:55,579 Oh, boy. 868 01:07:57,323 --> 01:08:00,121 "Got no pajamas with my monogram 869 01:08:01,260 --> 01:08:04,229 "And just like Papa, I am what I am 870 01:08:04,396 --> 01:08:09,333 "But she loves me She told me she loved me last night 871 01:08:09,769 --> 01:08:12,101 "Oh, last night, oh, yes 872 01:08:12,204 --> 01:08:17,335 "She loves me She told me so last night 873 01:08:17,576 --> 01:08:19,874 "Oh, last night 874 01:08:20,379 --> 01:08:24,816 "She loves me She told me so last night" 875 01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:31,823 - That's really awful. - I thought it was beautiful. 876 01:08:32,091 --> 01:08:35,219 - Were you in love when you wrote it? - Yes. I was 18, in college. 877 01:08:35,294 --> 01:08:37,353 - I was always in love. Weren't you? - No. 878 01:08:37,429 --> 01:08:39,021 - Even at 18? - No. 879 01:08:39,365 --> 01:08:41,094 When did you first fall in love? 880 01:08:41,167 --> 01:08:42,600 - I didn't. - What? 881 01:08:42,668 --> 01:08:46,229 That blind, passionate, all-out whatever-it-is you're supposed to feel... 882 01:08:46,305 --> 01:08:49,103 ...is something I have never felt. Maybe I'm incapable. 883 01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:50,573 I don't believe that. 884 01:08:50,876 --> 01:08:55,711 Why not? After all, I'm your everyday cold-assed, supercilious English woman. 885 01:08:56,248 --> 01:08:57,840 I'm terribly sorry I said that. 886 01:08:57,950 --> 01:09:00,145 Don't be. It warmed things up quite a bit. 887 01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:03,420 It did? Well, I'm very pleased to hear that. 888 01:09:03,522 --> 01:09:04,682 Mr. Blackburn. 889 01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:09,154 - What is it? - Your tickets to London are confirmed. 890 01:09:10,362 --> 01:09:13,024 No. We don't leave until the 26th. 891 01:09:13,532 --> 01:09:16,262 This is the 26th, se�or. You leave at 5:00. 892 01:09:21,006 --> 01:09:21,870 Thank you. 893 01:09:35,154 --> 01:09:38,248 - Shall we take a swim? - Yes, please. 894 01:09:48,901 --> 01:09:49,560 Hey! 895 01:09:50,870 --> 01:09:51,859 Look alive. 896 01:09:52,338 --> 01:09:55,865 Ready when you are. Lights and camera. 897 01:09:56,175 --> 01:09:57,073 All right. 898 01:09:59,378 --> 01:10:02,040 - Action. - Steve! Hey, Steve! 899 01:10:09,088 --> 01:10:11,921 What's so important, you have to crash in without calling? 900 01:10:11,991 --> 01:10:14,585 Are you a dentist? I need an appointment? It's business. 901 01:10:14,660 --> 01:10:17,493 - There's nothing about your business... - It's not my business. 902 01:10:17,563 --> 01:10:20,191 It's too intelligent, keeping my nose in my own business. 903 01:10:20,266 --> 01:10:23,167 This is none of my business. You and the lady. 904 01:10:23,235 --> 01:10:26,033 - What are you talking about? - The bullfight, the beach... 905 01:10:26,105 --> 01:10:28,471 ...the restaurant. You could've taken out an ad. 906 01:10:28,540 --> 01:10:30,132 What are we doing? Where you going? 907 01:10:30,209 --> 01:10:32,939 Steve, I'm gonna tell you something. How do you want it? 908 01:10:33,012 --> 01:10:36,140 In front of her, here? Or up there, all by ourselves? 909 01:10:50,629 --> 01:10:53,291 Listen carefully, Steve. I know what I'm talking about. 910 01:10:53,365 --> 01:10:55,356 I'm one of the walking wounded. 911 01:10:56,101 --> 01:10:57,193 It's true. 912 01:10:57,436 --> 01:11:00,303 Even a schlep like me gets a little action once in a while. 913 01:11:00,372 --> 01:11:02,932 Most of it is tired quail that fly south the next day. 914 01:11:03,275 --> 01:11:06,506 But once, and only once, did I hook into the real thing. 915 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:11,241 Happened in Malibu. Oh, boy, was she something. 916 01:11:11,984 --> 01:11:15,420 We had a great setup. A shack on the beach. She cooked, I ate. 917 01:11:16,055 --> 01:11:19,422 - What the hell, we dug each other. - Do you know what a thrill this is? 918 01:11:19,491 --> 01:11:23,086 To waste my last hours here listening to the plot of your next dirty film? 919 01:11:23,162 --> 01:11:27,292 This was for real, Steve. And it was fantastic. 920 01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:30,425 But then the guilt started tearing me apart. 921 01:11:30,502 --> 01:11:32,265 - La cuenta. - Wait a minute. 922 01:11:33,005 --> 01:11:36,805 I went to a shrink five times a week to hear the same questions. 923 01:11:36,976 --> 01:11:38,841 "Do you love the girl? Sure, I do. 924 01:11:38,911 --> 01:11:41,812 "Do you love your wife and kids? Of course I love them. 925 01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:44,440 "Would you give them up for the girl? Hell, no. 926 01:11:44,516 --> 01:11:47,849 "Would you give the girl up for them? I can't. I love her." 927 01:11:48,387 --> 01:11:51,550 $18,000 later, he came to the key question. 928 01:11:52,157 --> 01:11:54,557 "Do you love her enough to give her up?" 929 01:11:55,027 --> 01:11:57,188 That's the one that pinned me to the rack. 930 01:11:57,663 --> 01:12:01,030 One cockamamie question cost me $18,000. 931 01:12:01,100 --> 01:12:03,728 And that doesn't include the Kleenex I used up crying. 932 01:12:04,503 --> 01:12:08,906 I didn't go back to the coast for five years. By that time, she'd had twin boys... 933 01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:13,443 ...and a kidney-shaped pool, went to Weight Watchers every Thursday night. 934 01:12:14,813 --> 01:12:18,544 I've got to meet Patty and the boys. We're going on some fakakta picnic. 935 01:12:18,717 --> 01:12:20,912 That's all I need now, Spanish ants. 936 01:12:23,255 --> 01:12:27,521 You two may be two ships that passed in the night and scraped hulls for a week. 937 01:12:27,593 --> 01:12:29,720 In which case, relax and enjoy. 938 01:12:32,498 --> 01:12:33,260 I see. 939 01:12:33,999 --> 01:12:35,864 Lots of luck, boy-chick. 940 01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:46,711 He was right, your fat friend. 941 01:12:47,746 --> 01:12:48,974 He was right. 942 01:12:50,349 --> 01:12:53,580 He loved a girl enough to give her up. But, my God, $18,000? 943 01:12:53,652 --> 01:12:56,018 I could have told him for a lot less. 944 01:12:56,822 --> 01:12:58,414 I'm not giving you up. 945 01:12:58,590 --> 01:13:00,854 - What? - I'm not giving you up. Look. 946 01:13:01,393 --> 01:13:04,453 - I know I'm selfish and neurotic. - And American. 947 01:13:04,530 --> 01:13:05,326 American. 948 01:13:05,397 --> 01:13:06,557 - Married. - Married. 949 01:13:06,632 --> 01:13:07,894 - Spoiled. - Spoiled. 950 01:13:07,966 --> 01:13:10,400 Which is precisely why I'm not giving you up. 951 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:14,428 Why can't we get a little flat in Soho? We'll see each other whenever we can. 952 01:13:14,506 --> 01:13:17,475 And if you're worried about breaking up a family, forget it. 953 01:13:17,543 --> 01:13:21,138 There will be no families broken up. You just have to take my word for it. 954 01:13:21,213 --> 01:13:23,841 I think that Soho makes a lot of sense, for both of us. 955 01:13:23,916 --> 01:13:27,784 You can walk there. I can take a taxi, the tube, or the 22 bus. 956 01:13:28,153 --> 01:13:30,587 Vickie, what the hell have we got to lose? 957 01:13:34,026 --> 01:13:36,551 And which part of Soho did you have in mind? 958 01:13:38,964 --> 01:13:41,125 - Do you like Chinese food? - I love Chinese. 959 01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:44,431 The reason I ask is, there is a street called Macclesfield Street. 960 01:13:44,503 --> 01:13:46,698 - Do you know it? - To know it is to love it. 961 01:13:46,772 --> 01:13:49,366 - You've had a flat there before. - Many times. 962 01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:30,174 - What's the flat number? - 4D. 963 01:14:33,252 --> 01:14:34,685 They're all named French. 964 01:14:34,753 --> 01:14:37,244 - You think they're related? - Only in price. 965 01:14:37,489 --> 01:14:38,922 - Only in what? - Price. 966 01:14:47,699 --> 01:14:49,098 What do you think? 967 01:14:51,470 --> 01:14:53,768 - It's not bad. - No, it isn't, is it? Really. 968 01:14:53,839 --> 01:14:56,171 - It's got distinct possibilities. - Sure. 969 01:14:56,375 --> 01:14:57,364 Oh, God. 970 01:16:03,208 --> 01:16:04,505 - Hello. - Hello. 971 01:16:04,576 --> 01:16:06,703 - You moving into 4D? - Yes, I am. 972 01:16:07,079 --> 01:16:10,640 - I'm Dora French. I'm in 5D, just above. - Hello. 973 01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:15,578 If you get a bit busy... 974 01:16:15,921 --> 01:16:18,446 Anything you can't handle, know what I mean? 975 01:16:19,258 --> 01:16:22,489 - I'd be most obliged. - It would be my pleasure, certainly. 976 01:16:22,628 --> 01:16:23,287 Yes. 977 01:16:23,829 --> 01:16:25,490 - Thanks very much. - Not at all. 978 01:16:25,564 --> 01:16:26,963 - 'Bye. - 'Bye. 979 01:16:36,074 --> 01:16:38,634 This is the second day she's forgotten her lunch box. 980 01:16:38,710 --> 01:16:41,770 - Would you like some coffee, dear? - No, I ate too much. 981 01:16:41,847 --> 01:16:44,407 - Coq au vin was perfect. - Thank you. 982 01:16:45,951 --> 01:16:49,079 - I think I'm going to walk it off. - Take Dilly with you. 983 01:16:49,187 --> 01:16:50,916 - Dilly? - Yeah, take him with you. 984 01:16:50,989 --> 01:16:53,287 You think he should go out in the rain? 985 01:16:53,358 --> 01:16:54,985 It stopped an hour ago. 986 01:16:56,895 --> 01:16:58,453 Yeah. Right. 987 01:16:58,964 --> 01:17:00,693 Dilly, come on. 988 01:17:16,748 --> 01:17:17,737 Taxi! 989 01:17:38,537 --> 01:17:40,232 - Hello. - Hi. 990 01:17:40,305 --> 01:17:41,294 Hi. 991 01:17:45,310 --> 01:17:47,437 - Sorry about this. - It's all right. 992 01:17:48,180 --> 01:17:50,705 - Are we eating? - That is what we arranged. 993 01:17:51,049 --> 01:17:52,141 Oh, right. 994 01:17:53,552 --> 01:17:56,851 - What are we having? - Coq au vin. I hope you're hungry. 995 01:17:57,356 --> 01:17:59,153 - I can always eat. - Good. 996 01:18:01,159 --> 01:18:03,855 - I'll just put Dilly down. - Take your coat off. 997 01:18:05,497 --> 01:18:09,263 - How did you manage to get away? - Actually, I'm out walking the dog. 998 01:18:12,804 --> 01:18:14,396 Goodbye, coq au vin. 999 01:18:21,413 --> 01:18:22,641 Your sweater. 1000 01:18:24,082 --> 01:18:25,743 - Oh, God. - Okay? 1001 01:18:26,284 --> 01:18:28,650 Give me that. Come on. 1002 01:18:32,858 --> 01:18:35,156 Crikey, you got four arms. 1003 01:18:35,227 --> 01:18:38,287 - Thursday. - Thursday. Go on. 1004 01:18:51,276 --> 01:18:53,471 - Is that you, dear? - Yeah. 1005 01:18:53,912 --> 01:18:56,380 How did it go? Was he a good boy or a bad boy? 1006 01:18:59,618 --> 01:19:03,213 You know, he didn't do a thing. I'm gonna take him for another 20 minutes. 1007 01:19:03,655 --> 01:19:04,679 That's silly. 1008 01:19:04,990 --> 01:19:07,857 No, if you're gonna train a dog, you got to train him right. 1009 01:19:07,926 --> 01:19:09,951 Here, Dilly! Come on, Dilly! 1010 01:19:10,595 --> 01:19:12,324 Come on, boy. Come on, Dilly. 1011 01:19:17,402 --> 01:19:18,391 Taxi! 1012 01:19:58,844 --> 01:20:01,711 I've had a job offered me. I wasn't gonna tell you. 1013 01:20:01,813 --> 01:20:05,374 I wasn't going to take it. But I know now, it's the only way out. 1014 01:20:05,951 --> 01:20:09,079 - Where? - A long way away. Johannesburg. 1015 01:20:10,856 --> 01:20:11,845 Eric. 1016 01:20:12,524 --> 01:20:15,755 My brother's out there. They're opening a new hospital... 1017 01:20:17,963 --> 01:20:21,626 It's a fine opportunity, really. I'll take Madeleine and the boys. 1018 01:20:22,334 --> 01:20:25,599 It's been torturing me, the necessity of making a decision. 1019 01:20:25,937 --> 01:20:28,462 I haven't told anybody, not even Madeleine. 1020 01:20:30,208 --> 01:20:31,607 Do you want me to stay? 1021 01:20:31,676 --> 01:20:34,110 - To turn down the offer? - Don't be foolish, Eric. 1022 01:20:34,579 --> 01:20:35,705 Forgive me? 1023 01:20:36,515 --> 01:20:37,846 Forgive you for what? 1024 01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,979 For bringing you so much misery. 1025 01:20:40,318 --> 01:20:42,616 I'll forgive you if you'll forgive me. 1026 01:20:42,687 --> 01:20:44,587 How will it end with us? 1027 01:20:46,157 --> 01:20:49,684 Don't talk about it. I don't know. It'll end. Everything ends. 1028 01:20:55,033 --> 01:20:56,728 All that was a week ago. 1029 01:20:57,035 --> 01:20:58,297 Socks, please. 1030 01:21:02,007 --> 01:21:06,410 Today was our last day together. Our very last together in all our lives. 1031 01:21:07,679 --> 01:21:09,271 Dirty enough? 1032 01:21:10,215 --> 01:21:12,911 - It's beautiful. - At 12:30 this morning. 1033 01:21:14,185 --> 01:21:16,585 Those last few hours went by so quickly. 1034 01:21:17,956 --> 01:21:20,652 - Sunday. - Yeah, Sunday. 1035 01:21:27,666 --> 01:21:28,655 Sunday. 1036 01:21:29,401 --> 01:21:31,301 ...I had no thoughts at all. 1037 01:21:32,837 --> 01:21:36,136 Only an overwhelming desire not to feel anything ever again. 1038 01:21:58,597 --> 01:22:00,258 Safe. The game's over. 1039 01:22:11,943 --> 01:22:13,205 Excuse me. 1040 01:22:14,245 --> 01:22:15,234 Sorry. 1041 01:22:28,493 --> 01:22:29,721 Here you are. 1042 01:22:30,829 --> 01:22:32,057 You're not leaving? 1043 01:22:32,130 --> 01:22:34,189 We're taking the kids to lunch at Kew Gardens. 1044 01:22:34,265 --> 01:22:35,789 - Didn't I tell you? - No. 1045 01:22:35,867 --> 01:22:39,098 - Christ, I thought I mentioned it. Sorry. - That's all right. 1046 01:22:39,170 --> 01:22:41,434 - You didn't go to any trouble? - No. 1047 01:22:41,506 --> 01:22:44,236 - You sure? - Truly. Do you have time for coffee? 1048 01:22:44,309 --> 01:22:46,675 - I don't even have time for a shower. - Oh, dear. 1049 01:22:46,745 --> 01:22:50,272 What are you gonna do? You gonna take the kids to lunch? 1050 01:22:50,348 --> 01:22:52,373 Something like that, yes. Don't worry. 1051 01:22:52,450 --> 01:22:53,439 - Sure? - Truly. 1052 01:22:53,518 --> 01:22:56,783 - Why do you look worried? - I'm only worried you'll be late. 1053 01:22:57,355 --> 01:22:58,879 - Have a nice day. - And you. 1054 01:23:27,719 --> 01:23:30,313 Cecil? It's me. Listen. 1055 01:23:30,388 --> 01:23:33,585 How'd you like to come for lunch, stay for dinner, play chess... 1056 01:23:33,658 --> 01:23:35,523 ...watch TV, and kiss me good night? 1057 01:23:36,461 --> 01:23:40,056 - Sorry, I've already made arrangements. - Yes, of course you have. 1058 01:23:40,131 --> 01:23:40,859 'Bye. 1059 01:23:40,932 --> 01:23:41,921 'Bye. 1060 01:24:28,246 --> 01:24:31,238 The picture is just about set. I hired this hot, new director. 1061 01:24:31,716 --> 01:24:35,618 Sensational. $12,000. He's 24 years old, hair down to here. 1062 01:24:35,687 --> 01:24:38,019 He has to use a shoehorn to get into his pants. 1063 01:24:38,089 --> 01:24:40,489 The guy wears bracelets. He has heels like that. 1064 01:24:40,558 --> 01:24:43,356 - Walter. - The guy's last picture was a smash. 1065 01:24:43,461 --> 01:24:45,429 - Kind of a group grope in 3D. - Walter... 1066 01:24:45,497 --> 01:24:49,729 When you see those big boobs coming out of the screen at you, you better duck. 1067 01:24:50,935 --> 01:24:52,698 - Walter. - What? 1068 01:24:53,404 --> 01:24:57,170 - You remember that talk we had in Spain? - Don't tell me that's still going on. 1069 01:24:59,944 --> 01:25:03,436 You told me that you broke up with the girl because you loved her. 1070 01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:05,005 But you didn't tell me how. 1071 01:25:07,252 --> 01:25:08,651 Only one way, pal: 1072 01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:11,855 According to the rules laid down by the Geneva Convention. 1073 01:25:11,923 --> 01:25:14,289 Kick her right in the teeth. Lay it on the line. 1074 01:25:14,626 --> 01:25:17,094 Sometimes you got to be cruel to be kind. 1075 01:25:19,130 --> 01:25:21,098 - I got it. - Lunch is on me. 1076 01:25:21,432 --> 01:25:23,627 I hate to see a guy losing them all. 1077 01:25:25,670 --> 01:25:28,138 Listen, could you lend me a couple of pounds? 1078 01:25:28,606 --> 01:25:30,073 Why don't you sign, Walter? 1079 01:25:30,141 --> 01:25:32,632 They won't let me do that in here anymore. 1080 01:25:32,710 --> 01:25:33,699 My treat. 1081 01:25:50,662 --> 01:25:54,257 And the solid color should be out there, okay? 1082 01:25:56,901 --> 01:25:57,697 Hello? 1083 01:25:58,136 --> 01:26:00,036 Hi. Can you make it tonight? 1084 01:26:00,438 --> 01:26:02,998 Tonight? Isn't it your night for the symphony? 1085 01:26:03,241 --> 01:26:06,608 I can get away for a bit. There's something I want to talk about. 1086 01:26:06,845 --> 01:26:10,076 Can you get a sitter for the kids and meet me at the flat? 1087 01:26:10,181 --> 01:26:11,148 Okay, fine. 1088 01:26:11,549 --> 01:26:13,312 Good. See you later. 1089 01:26:13,985 --> 01:26:14,974 'Bye. 1090 01:27:11,609 --> 01:27:13,440 - I'm in a hurry. - All right. 1091 01:27:23,087 --> 01:27:27,421 It's flattering that you'd give up Beethoven for me, even if it is only for 30 bars. 1092 01:27:27,659 --> 01:27:29,183 - Drink? - No, thanks. 1093 01:27:30,795 --> 01:27:31,955 - Vickie. - Yes. 1094 01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:38,501 - Why don't you sit down? - Thank you. 1095 01:27:42,674 --> 01:27:44,471 - Vickie. - Yes, again. 1096 01:27:47,578 --> 01:27:49,478 I think I'll have that drink. 1097 01:27:54,819 --> 01:27:57,652 - You said you had something to say to me. - I do. 1098 01:27:58,156 --> 01:28:01,523 I do. I have something that I want to say to you. 1099 01:28:08,132 --> 01:28:10,066 I've been doing some thinking. 1100 01:28:11,069 --> 01:28:14,266 - About us, which is natural. - Yes. 1101 01:28:20,511 --> 01:28:21,500 It's... 1102 01:28:24,415 --> 01:28:26,781 What I wanted to say was that... 1103 01:28:29,220 --> 01:28:31,017 It's just that... 1104 01:28:33,057 --> 01:28:34,046 That... 1105 01:28:37,428 --> 01:28:40,989 I love you very much, and I can't seem to get you out of my mind. 1106 01:28:42,934 --> 01:28:45,095 Which is not that important, but... 1107 01:28:46,504 --> 01:28:47,528 Oh, my God. 1108 01:28:50,041 --> 01:28:53,033 You are so ignorant about what is important. 1109 01:29:17,635 --> 01:29:20,399 - What are you doing? - Taking your coat off. 1110 01:29:20,605 --> 01:29:25,008 - No, wait. We can't. We can't do this. - I've done it. 1111 01:29:25,076 --> 01:29:28,807 - I've got to be at the Albert Hall. - You don't have to be at the Albert Hall. 1112 01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:31,713 - They're playing Beethoven. - Beethoven won't mind. 1113 01:29:52,070 --> 01:29:53,833 You've been gone a long time. 1114 01:29:53,905 --> 01:29:56,135 - Are you all right? - Fine. 1115 01:30:01,179 --> 01:30:03,477 Did you leave the house that way? 1116 01:30:04,348 --> 01:30:07,476 - What way? - With a golf sock. 1117 01:30:11,756 --> 01:30:14,748 - I must have. - How could that happen? 1118 01:30:15,793 --> 01:30:19,126 How many times have I told you, "Keep the kids out of my drawers." 1119 01:30:19,197 --> 01:30:20,357 Okay, Steve. 1120 01:30:20,665 --> 01:30:22,895 From now on, don't rush me when I'm dressing. 1121 01:30:22,967 --> 01:30:24,093 All right. 1122 01:30:45,022 --> 01:30:47,547 The actuarial reports, their sales receipts. 1123 01:30:50,027 --> 01:30:52,154 That's it, Derek, I'm off to lunch. 1124 01:30:52,997 --> 01:30:55,090 It's been a long time between lunches. 1125 01:30:55,166 --> 01:30:57,999 Nice of you to keep score, Derek, but not essential. 1126 01:30:58,069 --> 01:31:01,197 - What do I say if someone calls? - I told you, I'm out to lunch. 1127 01:31:02,006 --> 01:31:04,440 One of the long ones, or one of the short ones? 1128 01:31:04,775 --> 01:31:07,403 What if I told you it was none of your business? 1129 01:31:07,478 --> 01:31:09,378 I'd say it was one of the long ones. 1130 01:31:09,614 --> 01:31:13,106 Like your job here? Just keep talking, it'll be one of the short ones. 1131 01:31:17,288 --> 01:31:18,277 Hello? 1132 01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:21,525 Just a moment. It's for you. 1133 01:31:22,460 --> 01:31:23,984 I told you, I'm not here. 1134 01:31:24,629 --> 01:31:26,256 I think you are, sir. 1135 01:31:29,667 --> 01:31:30,531 Hello? 1136 01:31:30,601 --> 01:31:33,502 It's me, I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to make lunch. 1137 01:31:33,571 --> 01:31:34,595 What happened? 1138 01:31:35,273 --> 01:31:37,639 What didn't happen? The dyes are wrong... 1139 01:31:38,676 --> 01:31:40,200 Go away! 1140 01:31:40,645 --> 01:31:43,637 They've screwed up all the orders, the sizes are all wrong. 1141 01:31:43,714 --> 01:31:46,205 I have to get to the warehouse to sort it all out. 1142 01:31:46,284 --> 01:31:47,979 Can't you put it off until tomorrow? 1143 01:31:48,252 --> 01:31:51,483 I can't. They have to be on the plane for New York today. 1144 01:31:52,890 --> 01:31:54,448 Can you make dinner? 1145 01:31:54,926 --> 01:31:57,451 - I don't think I can. - I can get a sitter. 1146 01:31:58,829 --> 01:32:00,694 I think we've got something planned. 1147 01:32:01,365 --> 01:32:03,526 Dinner could go all the way to breakfast. 1148 01:32:03,901 --> 01:32:04,993 Breakfast? 1149 01:32:05,870 --> 01:32:07,303 Let me see what I can do. 1150 01:32:07,638 --> 01:32:09,469 God bless you, Mr. Blackburn. 1151 01:32:10,374 --> 01:32:12,433 Now! What was all that... 1152 01:32:18,182 --> 01:32:21,276 Would you run down and get me one of those Italian sandwiches? 1153 01:32:21,352 --> 01:32:23,616 One of the long ones or one of the short ones? 1154 01:32:23,688 --> 01:32:25,315 Just get the sandwich, Derek. 1155 01:32:42,440 --> 01:32:43,270 Hello? 1156 01:32:43,574 --> 01:32:44,836 Hi, did I catch you? 1157 01:32:45,142 --> 01:32:46,507 I'm going out the door. 1158 01:32:46,644 --> 01:32:47,872 - Don't hurry. - What? 1159 01:32:48,145 --> 01:32:52,047 A call came in, I have to get a prospectus out to New York and Oslo, immediately. 1160 01:32:53,417 --> 01:32:54,384 My God. 1161 01:32:54,986 --> 01:32:58,217 If I work straight through, I can be there by 11:00, okay? 1162 01:32:58,522 --> 01:33:01,320 Why don't we forget tonight? If you've got to work, work. 1163 01:33:01,592 --> 01:33:03,457 Don't blow a fuse... 1164 01:33:05,263 --> 01:33:06,594 Hold on just a second. 1165 01:33:06,764 --> 01:33:08,823 Hello? Could you wait a second, please? 1166 01:33:09,467 --> 01:33:11,526 Vickie, don't be ridiculous. 1167 01:33:11,802 --> 01:33:16,466 I'll be there by 11:00, no matter what. If my work isn't done, I'll finish later. 1168 01:33:16,540 --> 01:33:18,269 - Is that okay? - Perfectly. 1169 01:33:18,342 --> 01:33:19,138 You sure? 1170 01:33:19,210 --> 01:33:21,974 Absolutely, I'm sorry I sounded like a twit. 1171 01:33:22,079 --> 01:33:23,910 Forget it, see you at 11:00. 1172 01:33:24,849 --> 01:33:26,510 - Hello? - Hello, Steve? 1173 01:33:26,584 --> 01:33:27,608 Hello, Gloria. 1174 01:33:27,685 --> 01:33:28,743 Where are you? 1175 01:33:28,986 --> 01:33:31,216 What do you mean? The office. You called me. 1176 01:33:31,389 --> 01:33:33,516 You're supposed to be home, getting ready. 1177 01:33:33,691 --> 01:33:35,215 The curtain goes up at 7:30. 1178 01:33:35,293 --> 01:33:37,659 - What curtain? - Preview of the new Pinter play. 1179 01:33:37,728 --> 01:33:39,696 UNICEF benefit, I'm on the committee. 1180 01:33:40,564 --> 01:33:42,429 My God, I forgot. 1181 01:33:42,566 --> 01:33:46,730 Gloria, I've got to get a report out to Oslo and New York. It'll take hours. 1182 01:33:47,305 --> 01:33:50,138 Then go back and finish it after the play, but come home now. 1183 01:33:50,207 --> 01:33:52,266 I'm not walking into that theater alone. 1184 01:33:52,610 --> 01:33:54,100 Okay. Okay. 1185 01:33:55,513 --> 01:33:56,980 When does the play finish? 1186 01:33:57,048 --> 01:33:57,844 10:30. 1187 01:33:58,215 --> 01:34:01,844 All right, but I'm gonna have to work later, much later. 1188 01:34:02,119 --> 01:34:04,178 All right, but come home now. 1189 01:34:16,367 --> 01:34:17,595 Oh, Christ. 1190 01:34:39,590 --> 01:34:40,579 Oh, no. 1191 01:34:44,595 --> 01:34:45,584 Damn. 1192 01:35:05,883 --> 01:35:06,872 Hello. 1193 01:35:07,251 --> 01:35:09,651 - We met on the stairs. - Yes. How are you? 1194 01:35:09,754 --> 01:35:13,554 I'm well, thank you. Sorry to bother you now, but do you have oregano? 1195 01:35:14,158 --> 01:35:16,126 I hope not. I had a checkup last week. 1196 01:35:17,595 --> 01:35:18,584 No. 1197 01:35:19,029 --> 01:35:21,054 Actually, it's an herb. 1198 01:35:21,165 --> 01:35:23,429 I was doing some cooking... 1199 01:35:24,135 --> 01:35:25,500 ...and I ran out. 1200 01:35:26,637 --> 01:35:29,629 No. I don't have much use for my kitchen, know what I mean? 1201 01:35:29,707 --> 01:35:30,731 Of course not. 1202 01:35:30,841 --> 01:35:34,333 There's a delicatessen in Dean Street, just across Shaftesbury Avenue. 1203 01:35:34,412 --> 01:35:37,006 Of course, I'll try there. Thank you. 1204 01:35:43,954 --> 01:35:46,422 Hello. A jar of oregano, please. 1205 01:35:47,358 --> 01:35:48,882 Fourteen pence. 1206 01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:51,453 Fourteen pence. Cheers, thanks very much. 1207 01:36:32,837 --> 01:36:34,168 - Hello! - Hello. 1208 01:36:36,574 --> 01:36:39,099 - Finish your work? - No, I've got to get back. 1209 01:36:39,777 --> 01:36:43,679 - It must be an important account. - Tremendous. 1210 01:36:44,648 --> 01:36:47,879 Forty-five ships, $70 million in insurance. 1211 01:36:48,853 --> 01:36:51,014 - What's that? - It's chicken chasseur. 1212 01:36:52,690 --> 01:36:55,215 - What's that smell? - Oregano. 1213 01:36:58,162 --> 01:37:00,790 I ran out of it, earlier this evening. 1214 01:37:01,799 --> 01:37:04,996 I had to go to the delicatessen to get some more. 1215 01:37:05,302 --> 01:37:07,031 - At this hour? - At this hour. 1216 01:37:07,171 --> 01:37:10,538 A funny thing happened on the way back from the delicatessen. 1217 01:37:10,808 --> 01:37:14,505 I bumped into Shaftesbury Avenue as the theaters were letting out... 1218 01:37:14,578 --> 01:37:16,273 ...and how was the play? 1219 01:37:19,083 --> 01:37:21,108 - I tried to call you. - Of course. 1220 01:37:21,185 --> 01:37:24,348 I did. Gloria rang right after you hung up. 1221 01:37:24,688 --> 01:37:27,384 - She's on this committee and... - A committee. 1222 01:37:28,292 --> 01:37:31,591 I forgot about it, I called you right back but your line was busy. 1223 01:37:31,795 --> 01:37:35,094 Look, if you want to take your wife to the theater, please do. 1224 01:37:35,165 --> 01:37:38,896 Just don't give me any of this bullshit $75 million and 85 billion ships. 1225 01:37:38,969 --> 01:37:42,268 It's no bullshit, only it was 45 ships and $70 million. 1226 01:37:42,339 --> 01:37:45,740 I am fed up with you! I am fed up with this arrangement! 1227 01:37:46,110 --> 01:37:48,271 I'm fed up hanging around on the chance... 1228 01:37:48,345 --> 01:37:51,041 ...you condescend to drop in between baseball and golf. 1229 01:37:51,115 --> 01:37:53,982 And if you do not have to take your children to Kew Gardens. 1230 01:37:54,051 --> 01:37:56,576 - We did take our... - Lf you want a whore, step outside... 1231 01:37:56,654 --> 01:37:58,918 ...and press any button marked "French." 1232 01:37:58,989 --> 01:38:02,652 You are a thoughtless, callous, selfish... 1233 01:38:02,760 --> 01:38:05,695 Do not touch me. 1234 01:38:06,730 --> 01:38:07,697 Do not. 1235 01:38:11,302 --> 01:38:12,291 Oh, Christ. 1236 01:38:32,923 --> 01:38:35,084 I'm beginning to sound like a wife. 1237 01:39:47,598 --> 01:39:48,724 Inland Telegraph? 1238 01:39:48,799 --> 01:39:50,790 This is account 1-2-0-8-7. 1239 01:39:51,702 --> 01:39:53,329 Goes to Vickie Allessio. 1240 01:39:53,437 --> 01:39:55,928 A-L-L-E-S-S-l-O. 1241 01:39:56,607 --> 01:39:58,199 8 Macclesfield Street. 1242 01:39:58,742 --> 01:39:59,731 Flat 4. 1243 01:40:01,011 --> 01:40:02,000 Message: 1244 01:40:04,081 --> 01:40:06,345 "Darling, our fat friend was right. 1245 01:40:08,619 --> 01:40:10,610 "Only it didn't cost $18,000. 1246 01:40:12,823 --> 01:40:14,313 "It cost a lot more. 1247 01:40:16,760 --> 01:40:18,785 "Signed, Steve." 1248 01:40:19,263 --> 01:40:21,356 Could you read that back, please? 1249 01:40:26,403 --> 01:40:28,268 That's it. Thank you. 1250 01:41:19,656 --> 01:41:22,648 Inland Telegraph. This is 1-2-0-8-7. 1251 01:41:23,260 --> 01:41:26,388 I sent a telegram about 20 minutes ago. Can you stop it? 1252 01:41:27,431 --> 01:41:28,955 1-2-0-8-7. 1253 01:41:31,034 --> 01:41:34,060 You can? Cancel it, immediately. Thank you. 1254 01:41:55,225 --> 01:41:57,216 "Steve... 1255 01:41:58,996 --> 01:42:03,365 "Steve, you made me feel 18 for the first time in my life." 1256 01:42:04,635 --> 01:42:06,603 Oh, shit! 1257 01:42:09,873 --> 01:42:11,500 Shit, shit. 1258 01:42:56,153 --> 01:42:59,384 I got some lasagna at the Terrazza. Come and get it. 1259 01:43:02,426 --> 01:43:03,620 Vickie? 1260 01:43:22,479 --> 01:43:23,446 Taxi! 1261 01:44:51,835 --> 01:44:52,665 Taxi! 1262 01:44:57,341 --> 01:44:59,741 - Would you care to share it? - Are you married? 1263 01:44:59,810 --> 01:45:00,538 Yeah. 1264 01:45:01,178 --> 01:45:02,202 You take it. 100200

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