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♪ ♪
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Shh...
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Shh...
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Shh...
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It's okay...
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Shh...
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I know.
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♪ ♪
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- Yo.
- Yo. Twenty-five pounds?
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Twenty-five?
No, no, I ordered 200.
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Paid for 25.
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Take it up with Lu.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no. No, Luanne, that's...
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that's... that's
really nice of you.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah. No, no,
w-we're really grateful
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to still be open
after everything.
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Yeah, so, listen, I, um...
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I'm still trying to figure
this place out,
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you know, see how Michael
was doing everything,
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and I wanna get your money.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I miss him.
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Uh, I miss him, too. Yeah.
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Okay.
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No, it's good. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Thanks anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Alright. Bye.
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Fuck!
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Ball Breaker!
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...broken!
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- Shut up!
- No, no, no. Puta!
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Don't unplug it.
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I know what that means, Tina.
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You unplug it,
it won't work again.
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- Bonus!
- When was the last time
you emptied these?
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I don't know.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Let's dance, fuck you ♪
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Hey, Chi-Chi, it's Carmy.
Still got that meat connect?
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Oh! I'll have
what she's having!
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You cut vegetables like a bitch.
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Don't wipe your hands
on your apron, Chef.
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- Jeff?
- Chef.
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♪ ♪
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We got issues.
This arcuate's painted.
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Yeah, no shit it is.
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They conserved copper
during World War II.
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- That's why there's no rivets?
- That's why no rivets.
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- How the fuck do
you not know that?
- Because I fuckin' don't.
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This is original Big E
red-line selvage, alright?
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From 1944. You can get 1,250
for that on eBay tonight.
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- And I'd still
be five and a half short.
- Add this.
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What am I, a Coinstar?
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- That's like three hundo,
Chi-Chi!
- Three hundo plus what?
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Plus a 1955
blanket-lined Type 3.
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- Pleated?
- Pleated.
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Boom.
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♪ ♪
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Ball Breaker!
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, Sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Look, I-I need your help.
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No.
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No, no, no, no.
It's not like that.
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Yeah, I need that, uh,
jacket that Mike gave me.
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Yeah. Look, can you, uh,
can you bring it here?
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Thank you. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Alright. Alright. Bye.
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Hi. Hello.
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- Hi.
- I-I'm Sydney.
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I called about
the sous position,
I'm staging today.
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- Right. Shit. Sorry. Yes. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Carmy. Um, here,
gimme your... Thank you.
- Hey. Uh, yes.
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Uh, Alinea, Smoque, Avec.
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That's some serious heat.
What's, uh...
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- What's UPS? That's in Chicago?
- Uh,
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United Parcel Service...
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- Shit. That's the UPS.
- The one... The mail... Yeah...
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-Yeah. Um, what'd you...
what'd you do for them?
-Drove.
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Paid my way through
culinary school, so...
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- CIA?
- Uh, CIA, yeah.
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Okay, so what are
you doing here?
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You know, this, um,
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this was my dad's favorite
spot when I was a kid.
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Come here every Sunday.
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Special place.
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Good. Um...
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Okay, so you know
the drill. We, uh...
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you're gonna make family.
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It's meat plus three,
and w-we eat around 2:00.
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Yeah, heard. Dope. Cool.
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What's up?
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- Can I just, like, ask
you a question maybe?
- Of course. Yeah.
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I know who you are.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, I-I mean...
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you were the most excellent CDC
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at the most excellent restaurant
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in the entire
United States of America.
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So, what are you
doing here? I guess.
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Making sandwiches.
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♪ Yeah... ♪
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- Tina... Ebraheim?
- Carmen! Where is beef?
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It's in the oven.
Tina, can you start
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- a new giardiniera
for me please, Chef?
- I need my fennel first, Jeff.
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Carmen.
I need my beef!
Ebraheim...
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Then I do onion, then I do
potatoes. We have system.
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Aight, but you can
punch 'em, blanch 'em,
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freeze 'em, fry 'em
before the beef, right?
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- Don't mess up our place!
- I'm not missing anything up.
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Chef, no! Please, please,
do not touch that.
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This is the one time
you listen to me.
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Please do not touch that.
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That's been going
for 12 hours, okay?
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That's my pot, Jeff.
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- Everybody know.
- That's her pot.
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Use another pot, please,
Chef. Alright? Corner!
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♪ 'Cause it just don't end ♪
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Hey, Marcus, I need
a double order of bread today,
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- okay, Chef?
- Come on, Carmy,
I been telling you
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for the past two weeks
the mixer's fucked,
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and I gotta do all this by hand.
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Plus, Tina keeps messing
with the temperature
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- and it's fucking up my rise.
- No inglés.
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- Tina, I know you speak English!
- Listen,
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Marcus, we're not
meeting dailies, alright?
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Vendors are cutting us off.
I don't have the money
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to fix it right this second,
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but I will get you
a new mixer. Okay?
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- I promise you. Yeah?
- Carmen! Buzzer!
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Alright, that's the beef.
Come on, gimme a hand.
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♪ I said I don't give a damn ♪
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Corner! Smaller fry scoops
today, Chef. Behind!
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- Not system!
- What is this system?
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- Michael's system.
- Carmen, there is a girl.
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Yeah, that's Sydney.
She's helping us out today.
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Michael's system
makes no sense...
I'm saying something!
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Marcus, I say something.
You are my favorite bitch.
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Oh, your English
is gettin' tight, Zeebs.
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You kidnap a ship captain?
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Your mom teach me during sex.
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Oh, that's not cool.
I'm fucking with you.
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That's how you do it!
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- Yo yo yo.
- Hey yo, Gary!
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You set up a compost
for me today, Chef?
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After I do my thing
in the place.
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That's very clear. Thank you.
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Behind. Behind.
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- Hey, Chef, is there, like,
a family shelf or something?
- Behind!
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- Shelf?
- Sorry, um...
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Fuck off.
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Gracias.
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- Bottom right side of walk-in.
- Thanks, Chef.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Like that all rough ♪ Yo, this shit looks different.
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- Corner... Yo, you.
- Yo, family!
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Fucking with my program, cousin?
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Program started four hours ago.
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- I had the kid all morning.
- Excuse me.
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Listen, what is going
on with Ballbreaker?
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My Insta's completely
blowing up.
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You got like
30 followers, dog.
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Yeah, I got...
What is that, a diss?
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I got 36 followers...
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We need the business! Nerds
come in from Rockford to play.
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Yeah, like in 1987. You know,
when you were still in
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that deadbeat's balls.
How are you?
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Good.
How was the recital?
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Oh my god,
she murdered it, Tina!
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I gotta... H-hold on.
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- Listen, you gotta run
this stuff by me first.
- I don't have to do shit.
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Hold on. Listen, let's just have
a conversation for a second!
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-Whoa. Fuck is this?
-This is Sydney.
I'm staging today.
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- You're what-ing today?
- That's Sydney.
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She's helping us out today.
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- Cousin, you ordering
a different mayonnaise, bro?
- ...bananas?
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-No, all you, Chef.
-Yeah, "All you, Chef."
This biff,
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- he was usin' them to
make a giant nut muffin!
- It was a play on
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a Panettone.
It woulda been beautiful
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-if you'd let me finish it.
Fuck! Cousin!
-Fuck you!
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Richie Jerimovich.
Pleasure to meet you,
sweetheart.
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- Don't say sweetheart,
you fucking weirdo.
- Oh sorry,
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Carm, you're so woke.
I meant nothing by it,
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Sydney. Saying sweetheart
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is just part of
our Italian heritage.
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- That's beautiful.
Thank you.
Corner!
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- Okay...
- Listen, I'm trying
to talk to you, okay?
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Don't be rude and start
doing a million things...
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- I don't have time
for this right now.
- I don't remember having time
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- to take care of your mom
for six months.
- Don't you fucking...
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No, don't you fucking!
I got all kinds of receipts
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from my divorce lawyer backing
up 'cause all the time I spent
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trying to put your family
back together
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'cause you're too much of
a cocksucker to come home!
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The guys are texting me.
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You're telling them to do all
sorts of weird shit backwards.
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Don't fucking do that, Carmen!
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Don't go messing
with their heads and ordering
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different mayonnaise
and hiring new fucking broads
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without talking to me first!
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This is your brother's house,
okay? Yeah? Remember?
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I was running it
fine without you.
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Why didn't he leave it
to you then?
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- Low on olive oil, Carmen.
- Heard.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Huh huh huh ♪
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Where's my knife?!
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Chefs, we gotta
sharpen our knives
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- when we got a sec!
- You gotta sharpen
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your brain when
we get a second.
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You been here for two weeks,
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we been having money problems
for two weeks.
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One plus one equals
you're an asshole, Bobby Flay.
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Don't call me Bobby Flay!
Sydney, stir
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- that pot for me,
please, Chef.
- Yes, Chef.
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- You want a cartouche?
- What's a cartouche?
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- What's our best day here?
- Five.
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Okay, Ebraheim, get me
a pot for the giardiniera!
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So if we do six, that'll get
us through the week, right?
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- So, Ballbreaker.
- Just make it easy
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- and make the fucking spaghetti!
- Don't say spaghetti!
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- All these knives are dull!
- Spaghetti's
the biggest seller, Carm.
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-That shit was straight-up fire.
-Straight-up done now, Chef.
Behind.
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- Yeah, but why?
- Because fucking 11 Madison Park
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dickhead over here,
he couldn't figure it out!
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- Housekeeping, Chefs!
- Again, what the fuck
are you saying?
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Anyone understand
what he's saying?
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Housekeeping means you have
to clean your stations
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'cause this place
is fuckin' gross.
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I refer to everybody as Chef
because it's a sign of respect,
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and I never said I couldn't
figure out the spaghetti.
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I said it doesn't make
any sense on this menu,
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so it is done. The end.
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Three hours to open, Chefs!
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Who are you yelling at, Carmy?
There's like four of us in here.
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Now, let me ask you something.
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If the spaghetti
didn't make any sense,
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how come everybody
fucking loved that shit?
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- Everybody did love it.
- Everybody doesn't
have any taste.
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It was an under-seasoned
over-sauced mess.
237
00:11:48,392 --> 00:11:50,230
- It took seven hours to prep.
- Oh, fuck!
238
00:11:50,263 --> 00:11:52,467
You know what?
This shit right here
239
00:11:52,501 --> 00:11:54,506
made you pompous and delusional
240
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:57,177
and a fucking gayrod!
241
00:11:57,210 --> 00:11:59,048
These guys, they taught you
how to cook with ants,
242
00:11:59,081 --> 00:12:01,553
but none of these fuckwads
taught you how to make a pasta!
243
00:12:01,586 --> 00:12:03,289
Probably should learn
how to make pasta, Carmy.
244
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:04,960
A, I know how to
make pasta, Marcus.
245
00:12:04,993 --> 00:12:06,997
B, I hate to break
your hearts, motherfuckers,
246
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,767
but that gluey, mushy bullshit
247
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,437
is not bailing us out this time.
248
00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:12,341
Ballbreaker is.
Fak's raising plays
249
00:12:12,374 --> 00:12:14,144
to a dollar,
so shut the fuck up!
250
00:12:14,177 --> 00:12:16,550
- Who the fuck is Fak?
- Tina! Did you take
my knife, Chef?
251
00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,086
Did you take my pot, Jeff?
252
00:12:20,123 --> 00:12:22,427
- Fuck!
- Neil Fak!
253
00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:25,367
This fucking fairy's
butt-buddy. He's...
254
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,137
Whoa!
255
00:12:27,170 --> 00:12:30,043
- Why is the beef so hot?
- 'Cause we
just took it out.
256
00:12:30,076 --> 00:12:32,280
- Two hours late?
- Two hours longer!
257
00:12:32,313 --> 00:12:33,984
Wrigley didn't deliver
enough meat this week.
258
00:12:34,017 --> 00:12:36,990
- Why didn't Wrigley deliver?
- Because we're out of money!
259
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,292
The only beef I could get
260
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,096
was bone-in, which
you have to braise, alright?
261
00:12:40,129 --> 00:12:42,568
It takes two hours longer.
The good news is
262
00:12:42,601 --> 00:12:45,006
- we can stretch it by
cutting the bread shorter...
- Call Wrigley.
263
00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:47,277
- ...and using less gravy.
- Call Wrigley! Which is not
how we have ever done
264
00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,281
a beef here in 25 years, Carm!
265
00:12:49,314 --> 00:12:51,953
- System, baby.
- System!
266
00:12:51,986 --> 00:12:54,158
- You can barely afford to pay
people, but sick system.
- Don't fucking
267
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:55,393
talk to me about labor, Noma!
268
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,397
I thought this was your house!
269
00:12:57,430 --> 00:13:00,469
♪ ♪
270
00:13:02,207 --> 00:13:04,144
Fuck all this.
271
00:13:04,177 --> 00:13:06,382
Announcement! Listen up!
272
00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:08,352
Bread stays the same!
273
00:13:08,385 --> 00:13:10,423
Gravy stays the same!
274
00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:15,968
♪ Let it go, baby ♪
275
00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:17,939
♪ Now ♪
276
00:13:17,972 --> 00:13:21,311
♪ I'm gonna kick back
down and see ♪
277
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:25,420
Ballbreaker!
278
00:13:25,453 --> 00:13:27,492
A buck's not gonna
get 'em anywhere, Bear.
279
00:13:27,525 --> 00:13:29,963
- It's just too difficult.
- Yeah, Fak, that's the point.
280
00:13:29,996 --> 00:13:32,200
- It's already ultra confusing.
- Yeah, homie,
281
00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:34,906
it-it's a Norwegian knockoff
of Mortal Kombat.
282
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,943
Part of the reason why
this machine got recalled
283
00:13:36,976 --> 00:13:38,580
in the first place,
aside from the excessive
284
00:13:38,613 --> 00:13:40,918
and irresponsible violence,
is it's just too difficult!
285
00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:42,922
It's a fighter
and a fucking scroller.
286
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,561
Also, sorry.
287
00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:47,230
I didn't make it to the funeral.
288
00:13:47,263 --> 00:13:49,168
I sent flowers,
289
00:13:49,201 --> 00:13:51,973
- and I really hope
they looked nice.
- I don't know. I wasn't there.
290
00:13:52,006 --> 00:13:53,911
- How long's this gonna take?
- It's gonna take an hour.
291
00:13:53,944 --> 00:13:55,346
Aight, it's gotta be faster.
Yo, Sweeps,
292
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:57,084
can open up the windows
in the back, please?
293
00:13:57,117 --> 00:13:58,587
- Later.
- Carmy, you're bleeding!
294
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:02,260
- Shit! Man, stupid
dull-ass knife!
- Corner!
295
00:14:02,293 --> 00:14:04,331
- You're making me queasy.
- Fucking damn it, Ebraheim!
296
00:14:04,364 --> 00:14:07,471
- Carmen, your fault! Say corner!
- Blood! You see?
297
00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:09,642
Good! Good! Y'all happy now?
298
00:14:09,675 --> 00:14:12,080
Can I have
my fucking knife back?!
299
00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:16,388
♪ ♪
300
00:14:49,287 --> 00:14:51,192
Ebraheim,
I swear to God,
301
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:54,231
she looks fucking beautiful.
You would've lost your mind.
302
00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:56,435
- That's fire, Chef.
- And all of a sudden,
303
00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:58,640
- the guy's back in my face!
- Hey!
304
00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:00,376
Guys, look, we gotta line up!
305
00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:02,447
We got service
in an hour, alright?
306
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,151
I'm like, listen, if you're
gonna get in my face,
307
00:15:04,184 --> 00:15:06,121
- we're gonna have a problem.
- Hey! Cousin!
308
00:15:06,154 --> 00:15:08,426
- Yeah, one second.
- Seriously, I wanna
start defining our roles
309
00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:10,531
- a little bit more
clearly, alright?
- Hold on a second here.
310
00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,535
- We're just... Hold on a second.
- Cousin. Seriously, Cousin!
311
00:15:12,568 --> 00:15:14,171
Trying to get some work
done here, capiche?
312
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,141
This the dude from
the hot dog stand?
313
00:15:16,174 --> 00:15:18,045
- This is
his twin brother...
- Fucking lying.
314
00:15:18,078 --> 00:15:20,016
- ...which I found out later!
I found out later.
You lying!
315
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,454
But at this point, I think it's
the guy from the hot dog stand,
316
00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:24,993
and I'm like, listen,
go home already!
317
00:15:25,026 --> 00:15:27,565
Get the fuck outta here!
318
00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:30,136
Oh my god! I'm like...
319
00:15:30,169 --> 00:15:32,073
So, I'm like, okay,
now there's a problem.
320
00:15:32,106 --> 00:15:35,079
I'm trying to enjoy my tacos,
you're ruining my date, right?
321
00:15:35,112 --> 00:15:37,552
So, this guy,
he pulls out a revolver.
322
00:15:37,585 --> 00:15:40,156
Come on.
-Swear to God!
And I'm like, oh my god,
323
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,495
wh-where did you get that?
What, did you steal that
324
00:15:42,528 --> 00:15:44,164
from the museum gift shop?
325
00:15:44,197 --> 00:15:46,770
You know, like, who
are you? Mr. Bogart?
326
00:15:46,803 --> 00:15:50,176
Please, what are we doing
here...
327
00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:12,220
Hey, Tina,
I gotta go see my sister.
328
00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:15,059
- You hold down the fort?
- Yeah, sure. Listen, Jeff.
329
00:16:15,092 --> 00:16:16,763
How come your sister don't
come by here no more?
330
00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:18,465
Oh, you gotta ask her.
331
00:16:20,369 --> 00:16:22,207
♪ I dreamed about
killing you... ♪
332
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,079
- Hi.
- Yo. You didn't put it
in a bag or anything?
333
00:16:26,281 --> 00:16:28,085
That's how you say hello to me?
334
00:16:28,118 --> 00:16:30,524
- Hi.
- Hi there!
335
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,460
♪ Dying on the banks ♪
336
00:16:32,494 --> 00:16:35,601
♪ Of Embarcadero skies ♪
337
00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:38,706
♪ I sat and watched
you bleed ♪
338
00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:42,548
You smell like this place.
339
00:16:42,581 --> 00:16:45,621
Hi.
340
00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:49,127
Sorry. I just...
hate seeing you here.
341
00:16:49,829 --> 00:16:50,998
Yeah, well...
342
00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:55,372
♪ Your cold, hot blood
ran away from me ♪
343
00:16:56,274 --> 00:16:57,277
These labels.
344
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:58,814
- Marcus!
- What?
345
00:16:58,847 --> 00:17:01,151
Where are the chili flakes?
It's the most Polish shit ever.
346
00:17:01,184 --> 00:17:04,124
- Cousin organizes it,
it's more confusing...
- Right there.
347
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,594
Labeled "chili flakes."
348
00:17:09,602 --> 00:17:12,107
What does Sweeps stand for?
349
00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:14,444
I swept St. Louis three times
and had a no-hitter.
350
00:17:14,477 --> 00:17:16,549
My real last name is Woods.
351
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,420
♪ ♪
352
00:17:21,826 --> 00:17:26,268
♪ I printed my name
on the back of a leaf ♪
353
00:17:26,301 --> 00:17:29,775
♪ And I watched it
float away ♪
354
00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:35,219
You talk to Mom?
355
00:17:35,252 --> 00:17:37,692
- No. Uh...
- I know she'd love to see you.
356
00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:40,196
No, I know, I know. I just...
357
00:17:42,835 --> 00:17:45,139
♪ The wind blew me back... ♪
358
00:17:50,249 --> 00:17:52,555
I've been trying to call you.
You haven't called me back.
359
00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:54,291
Yeah, no, I know. I just...
I've been busy.
360
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,295
I've been working, so...
361
00:17:56,328 --> 00:17:58,633
- Uncle Jimmy wants
to buy this place.
- It's not for sale.
362
00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:00,704
- I know. That's what
I wanted to tell you.
- That it's not for sale?
363
00:18:00,737 --> 00:18:02,374
No, that I think
we should sell it to him.
364
00:18:02,407 --> 00:18:03,844
So he can flip it
into an Applebee's?
365
00:18:03,877 --> 00:18:07,217
No, no, I-I'm trying to
to do something here, Sugar.
366
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,323
Okay, I was so excited
for you to come home.
367
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,695
♪ Via Chicago... ♪
368
00:18:12,728 --> 00:18:14,263
Gotta go. Um...
369
00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:17,269
Okay.
370
00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:19,608
I'm okay.
371
00:18:21,211 --> 00:18:22,681
- Okay?
- Okay.
372
00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:26,856
I'm gonna fix this place.
373
00:18:26,889 --> 00:18:28,459
♪ Searching for home... ♪
374
00:18:28,493 --> 00:18:30,798
No one's asking you to.
375
00:18:30,831 --> 00:18:33,335
♪ Searching for home
via Chicago ♪
376
00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:36,543
Um, I really... I gotta go, okay?
377
00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:38,212
- Bear.
- Yeah?
378
00:18:38,245 --> 00:18:39,848
I love you.
379
00:18:40,951 --> 00:18:42,955
Thank you for this.
380
00:18:45,761 --> 00:18:47,363
You're welcome.
381
00:18:55,514 --> 00:18:57,450
Welcome back.
382
00:19:01,526 --> 00:19:03,596
Time to try the new sandwiches.
Behind!
383
00:19:04,264 --> 00:19:05,667
Corner!
384
00:19:08,472 --> 00:19:09,875
Marcus, rolls, please, Chef!
385
00:19:10,944 --> 00:19:12,614
Fuck. Again!
386
00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:17,591
- That's crumbly! It's too dense!
- Doing it by hand!
387
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,827
- Yo.
- It's the mixer.
388
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,263
It's not the mixer, alright?
It's crumbly.
389
00:19:20,296 --> 00:19:21,533
The oven's too dry.
390
00:19:21,566 --> 00:19:23,235
You need to fill
a baking sheet with water,
391
00:19:23,268 --> 00:19:25,273
put it on the oven floor,
throw in another batch, okay?
392
00:19:25,306 --> 00:19:26,742
- Don't tell me how to do my job.
- Just do it!
393
00:19:29,682 --> 00:19:32,521
Yo! Somebody come
try this! Cousin!
394
00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:33,790
Yeah, right!
395
00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:35,794
There you go, Chef.
396
00:19:36,629 --> 00:19:38,667
Chef.
397
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,604
What's goin' on?
What do you think?
398
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,275
- It's redundant and white,
just like you.
- Heard, heard, heard.
399
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,814
Tina. Salt? Beef? It's tender?
400
00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:48,018
- Very good, puta!
- It's nice? We happy? Happy?
401
00:19:48,051 --> 00:19:51,325
Alright, alright.
402
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,795
Yo, Sydney!
403
00:19:52,828 --> 00:19:54,631
Try this business.
404
00:19:56,969 --> 00:19:59,709
- Oh, fuck.
- Mm-hmm. You know that's fire.
405
00:19:59,742 --> 00:20:01,579
- Yeah, fuckin' fire.
- Mm-hmm.
406
00:20:01,612 --> 00:20:03,817
So, how you gonna
pass the family test?
407
00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:05,385
Delicious or impressive?
408
00:20:06,589 --> 00:20:08,459
Delicious is impressive.
409
00:20:08,493 --> 00:20:10,597
Word. Word...
410
00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:12,968
♪ ♪
411
00:20:15,807 --> 00:20:17,711
That dude looks like a carrot.
412
00:20:17,744 --> 00:20:20,517
- Is that a fucking carrot?
- I mean,
it's clearly a carrot.
413
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,453
Do you not know what
a carrot looks like?
414
00:20:22,486 --> 00:20:23,890
We're gonna need more bread.
415
00:20:27,463 --> 00:20:29,301
See, it's all good till
it starts making this weird
416
00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:30,838
- "guggugguggug" sound.
- Oh my god,
417
00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:32,842
that's a classic sound with
these fucking pieces of shit.
418
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:34,979
Hey, did you know Michael?
419
00:20:35,012 --> 00:20:36,583
Dude, he was like
one of my best friends,
420
00:20:36,616 --> 00:20:38,587
but then fuckin'
it got dark at the end...
421
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,856
Corner! How we looking
on that bread?
422
00:20:39,889 --> 00:20:42,060
- Coming out soon.
- Fak, watch your back.
423
00:20:42,093 --> 00:20:43,930
- Hey, Chi-Chi, yeah,
come get your jacket.
- Corner!
424
00:20:43,963 --> 00:20:45,466
Yo! Yo! Fak, how we looking?
425
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,003
Dude, I'm gonna be
able to fix this, dude.
426
00:20:47,036 --> 00:20:49,642
- Do you have any, like,
stale bread? Thank you.
- Right there.
427
00:20:49,675 --> 00:20:52,013
- Corner!
- Chef! Corner! Behind...
428
00:20:52,046 --> 00:20:55,086
- Fak, watch it.
- Hey, I'll pay you
in sandwich, yeah?
429
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:57,490
- Deal!
- No shit deal!
430
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,495
- Oh, fuck off, man.
- Hey, was Richie
always an asshole?
431
00:20:59,528 --> 00:21:01,766
Dude, always and forever.
Dude, he's the fucking worst.
432
00:21:01,799 --> 00:21:04,337
- Mm, yeah. He sucks.
- Dude, he's not a nice guy.
433
00:21:04,370 --> 00:21:06,643
- He's just... He's sad inside.
- Yeah.
434
00:21:06,676 --> 00:21:08,647
Fak...
435
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,749
Dude...
436
00:21:09,782 --> 00:21:13,021
♪ ♪
437
00:21:17,831 --> 00:21:21,038
- Yo, family's up!
- Yeah! Woo! Let's do this!
438
00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:25,547
- Oh my gosh. I smell...
- That looks so good!
439
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:28,118
- Damn, Sydney!
- Let's go!
440
00:21:31,859 --> 00:21:34,064
- What do we got
going on over here?
- Yeah, we got a stew,
441
00:21:34,097 --> 00:21:37,370
rice, plantains,
and a little fennel salad.
442
00:21:37,403 --> 00:21:40,644
Alright, I'm interested.
Ebra, yo, let's do this.
443
00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:42,848
- I bring my own.
- This looks like shit.
444
00:21:42,881 --> 00:21:44,117
Oh, come on.
445
00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:46,054
Don't pay any attention.
446
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:48,125
That's not nice.
That's not nice.
I don't eat pork.
447
00:21:48,158 --> 00:21:50,530
- It's not pork. It's beef.
- He never eats.
448
00:21:50,563 --> 00:21:53,603
- It look like pork.
- Alright, alright,
I'll start. I'll start.
449
00:21:53,636 --> 00:21:56,676
I'm grateful for Philip K. Dick.
Fak, you're up.
450
00:21:56,709 --> 00:21:59,114
Me?! Uh, I-I'm tha... uh...
451
00:21:59,147 --> 00:22:02,554
thankful for my-my cats Ralph.
452
00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:03,957
They both named Ralph?
453
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,461
Yeah. It's just, like,
it's easier that way.
454
00:22:06,495 --> 00:22:09,669
- Ralph and Ralph.
- Alright, Tina,
you're up. What's up?
455
00:22:09,702 --> 00:22:11,873
I'm grateful for all
y'all motherfuckers.
456
00:22:11,906 --> 00:22:14,545
Look at you, fucking softy!
457
00:22:14,578 --> 00:22:16,616
I guess I'm grateful that...
458
00:22:16,649 --> 00:22:18,687
Richie didn't come in here
wearing that cologne today
459
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,624
that he always be wearing.
You know, it smell like
460
00:22:20,657 --> 00:22:23,763
a pine tree and shit.
461
00:22:23,796 --> 00:22:26,034
Smell like onion under arm.
462
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,978
Onion under arm!
463
00:22:31,011 --> 00:22:33,617
- Chef, you want a plate?
- All good. Thank you, Chef.
464
00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:35,721
You can have mine
if you change your mind.
465
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:37,123
What?
466
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,862
I just never had plátanos
with, like, grass on it.
467
00:22:39,895 --> 00:22:41,766
Yo, shit. Cousin, Cousin.
468
00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:43,435
Cousin, yo, it's getting
crazy out there.
469
00:22:43,468 --> 00:22:45,439
- Come give me a hand.
- Nah, bro.
470
00:22:45,472 --> 00:22:46,675
This is on you.
471
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:48,479
Yo, Tina, how about these
plátanos though, right?
472
00:22:48,513 --> 00:22:50,517
- Yo, really?
- Yeah, really.
473
00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:53,523
- This isn't my house, remember?
- I didn't say
I didn't like 'em.
474
00:22:53,556 --> 00:22:56,863
- She was just... She was
just saying she was...
- You didn't eat them.
475
00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:59,735
Blockers!
Blockers! Blockers!
Yo! Eh!
476
00:22:59,768 --> 00:23:02,140
- Everybody relax!
- Things are fucking alright!
477
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:04,144
Yo!
478
00:23:04,177 --> 00:23:06,481
Eh, stop banging on the fucking
glass! My guy, stop banging...
479
00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:09,622
- Get off me, cocksucker!
- Fuck you, man!
480
00:23:18,038 --> 00:23:20,108
♪ Breaker... ♪
481
00:23:23,181 --> 00:23:25,954
Merry Christmas, Lizards.
482
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:29,528
Sounds like we got
a real problem out here.
483
00:23:29,561 --> 00:23:32,634
Any of you Incel-QAnon-4Chan...
484
00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:35,774
Snyder-Cut motherfuckers
wanna out of line now?
485
00:23:35,807 --> 00:23:38,078
Anybody?
486
00:23:39,681 --> 00:23:40,784
Yeah.
487
00:23:40,817 --> 00:23:42,788
Didn't think so.
488
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:44,490
Cousin.
489
00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:50,303
- You alright?
- Thank you.
490
00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:55,179
So we're gonna have a little
tournament here today.
491
00:23:55,212 --> 00:23:58,085
We are gonna be on
our best behavior.
492
00:23:58,118 --> 00:24:00,791
We're not gonna scare
any of the regulars.
493
00:24:00,824 --> 00:24:01,893
We're not gonna touch 'em.
494
00:24:01,926 --> 00:24:03,095
We're not gonna
look at 'em all weird.
495
00:24:03,128 --> 00:24:06,669
We're not gonna do any
of that spectral shit!
496
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:12,213
Yes? Good.
You're gonna purchase
497
00:24:12,246 --> 00:24:14,719
one Italian Beef combo
to enter. Now,
498
00:24:14,752 --> 00:24:16,154
this is a single
elimination tourney,
499
00:24:16,187 --> 00:24:18,793
so you lose,
you get the fuck out.
500
00:24:18,826 --> 00:24:22,534
- No two ways about it.
- You win...
501
00:24:22,567 --> 00:24:24,972
free Italian Ice for a year.
502
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:28,245
Also...
503
00:24:28,278 --> 00:24:29,715
Also...
504
00:24:30,249 --> 00:24:31,652
Also...
505
00:24:32,587 --> 00:24:34,725
I hate litter.
506
00:24:34,758 --> 00:24:37,998
So, you cucks are gonna
clean up after yourselves,
507
00:24:38,031 --> 00:24:40,603
and you're gonna
goddamn recycle.
508
00:24:44,010 --> 00:24:45,078
Fuck you.
509
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,893
- Cousin, how fucking dope is that?!
- - - Not dope at all.
510
00:24:51,926 --> 00:24:53,696
What are you talking about?
I brought that crowd in!
511
00:24:53,729 --> 00:24:55,801
- That's a lot of
money out there!
- That we're not prepped for!
512
00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:57,805
I shoulda let those turkeys
eat you, Carmy, I swear to God.
513
00:24:57,838 --> 00:25:00,242
Today was not the day to
go fucking with the system.
514
00:25:00,275 --> 00:25:02,714
- System, system! Cousin...
- Hey, I don't care.
515
00:25:02,747 --> 00:25:04,752
I do not care what
you do up in Napa
516
00:25:04,785 --> 00:25:06,856
with your fucking tweezers
and your foie gras.
517
00:25:06,889 --> 00:25:09,995
You got no fuckin' idea
what you're doing here!
518
00:25:10,028 --> 00:25:12,968
None! Zero!
519
00:25:13,001 --> 00:25:14,738
So we are gonna stick
with what works,
520
00:25:14,771 --> 00:25:16,141
and we are gonna
fuckin' make sure
521
00:25:16,174 --> 00:25:19,146
we got enough food to
feed these fuckin' dorks.
522
00:25:20,617 --> 00:25:23,155
So get your ass back in there,
523
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,260
and you make that
fuckin' spaghetti.
524
00:25:28,766 --> 00:25:30,035
Sydney...
525
00:25:30,068 --> 00:25:33,643
Sorry about the gun, babe.
I had to get real.
526
00:26:03,201 --> 00:26:04,838
Mm...
527
00:26:05,339 --> 00:26:06,909
Goddamn...
528
00:26:07,811 --> 00:26:09,581
Yo, Carm. Check it.
529
00:26:10,717 --> 00:26:12,186
That's good.
You see that difference?
530
00:26:12,219 --> 00:26:14,758
-Big time. Steam tray.
You were right.
-Yep.
531
00:26:16,327 --> 00:26:18,900
You can throw down, huh?
532
00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:20,937
Hey, grab me a fresh parm brick?
533
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:23,809
Heard, Chef.
534
00:27:07,731 --> 00:27:10,202
♪ One, two, three, four,
five against one ♪
535
00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:12,106
♪ Five, five,
five against one ♪
536
00:27:12,139 --> 00:27:14,244
♪ Said one, two, three, four,
five against one ♪
537
00:27:14,277 --> 00:27:17,350
♪ Five, five, five, five,
five against one ♪
538
00:27:17,383 --> 00:27:19,989
♪ Torture from you to ♪
539
00:27:20,022 --> 00:27:23,829
♪ Me, yeah ♪
540
00:27:24,932 --> 00:27:27,003
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
541
00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:30,977
♪ Abducted from the street... ♪
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