All language subtitles for Significant 6

No. No.

No. No. There's no barbecue.

There's lots of chicken.
Oh, I hate the chicken.

Well, there's chicken or nothing,
sir.

The chicken tastes metallic.

What, unlike the truly authentic
and refined barbecue flavour?

Exactly.

Oh, come on, we all know
the barbecue's in another league.

Well, I hear you, but...
Oh, hang on.

Hang on there, mister.

You beauty.
Who's got your back?

You do.
Am I not the master?

Oh, my God. You totally are.

Really, you should bow.

Oh, don't bow.

PHONE RINGS

Hang on. Hello?

'Am I speaking to Anna Weyland?'
Yeah. Speaking.

'This is Jill
from Hanley Road Practice.

'Can I just verify
your date of birth?'

Yeah, 30th of the first, 1978.

'Yeah. I'm calling
on behalf of Dr Birbeck

'cos he's covering for Dr Adey.

'He was going to request a CT scan
for you.'

Yes, yes. I'm waiting for that.

'Well, Dr Birbeck didn't realise
that you were pregnant,

'in which case you can't do the CT,

'so she's arranged for you
to have an MRI scan instead.'

Sorry, who are you calling?

'Can you hear me? Hello?
Miss Weyland?'

Yes.

'You'll get a letter confirming
the MRI in the next few days.'

Hang on. I don't understand.

'Right. Just to be clear,
you can't have a CT scan

'because you're pregnant.'

Pregnant. Me? No, no, no.
I'm definitely not pregnant.

'Hang on a second.

'So, you came in last week
for blood tests.' Yeah.

'Well, yeah. That's when they came
back with you're pregnant.'

But I'm not.

'Well, your blood test confirms it.
You are.'

Can I speak to the doctor?

'I'll ask her to call you back
after our clinic.'

Can't I speak to her now
just to clear this up?

'Well, she's with a patient.'
Two minutes, that's all.

'Well, how would you feel
if the doctor took a phone call

'when you were with them?'

Oh, OK. Well, yeah.
But I'm not pregnant.

I can't. I can't be pregnant.

Oh, my God. Does anybody work here?

Why do they put the cheap
toilet paper all the way at the top?

They know that's the one
we wanna be buying.

You all right?
Yeah, course.

What? Bad news?
No. No, no, no, no. No news.

I need eggs.
You need eggs, too, don't you?

Eggs?
It's OK. I'll get them.

Thanks.

FURIOUS KNOCKING
WOMAN: Excuse me!

You can't smoke in here!
Coming.

Well, what the hell?
Sorry. I just needed the loo.

Next time,
text if it's a number two, yeah?

I can't be on my feet that long.
Where's the eggs?

What eggs?

What is going on?
Nothing.

What the fuck? Tell me.

I'm pregnant.
How do you mean?

How do you mean "how do I mean"?
What? Sorry. Wait, you're pregnant?

Yes.
You? Yes.

Are you kidding?
No.

Aww.

Hang on. Aren't you too...
Old? Yeah. The wonders of nature.

For real?
Yes.

Wow. Who by?

Me?
Yes!

I don't understand.
What don't you understand?

It's mine?
Who else's?

Well, I don't know! Maybe...
It's yours!

Are you sure?
Yes, the timing works.

You slept with someone else?
I'm telling you, it's yours.

Well, really? Really?
I mean, how do you know?

Because he's had a snip, that's how.
What?!

You're not on the pill?
Well, what for? I'm old, aren't I?

Well, why didn't you say anything?
We would have done something.

I-I-I would have been careful.

OK. So, what do we do?
What do we do now?

Oh, there's that morning-after pill.

Too late for that now,
the clue's in the name.

OK. Let's google it.

Google what?
Sam, Christ, I just found out.

I don't know what I'm gonna do yet.

What does that mean?

You're not thinking of keeping it,
are you?

Are you shitting me?!
Oh, wow. Wow.

Your reaction, that's lovely (!)

Yeah, that really warms
the cockles.

Where you going? Where you going?
Oh, yeah. That's brilliant.

Hey, hey, wait.
That's just lovely, that is (!)

Wait. Hey!

Stop. Listen.

You can't keep it. No way.

OK? I don't want it.
I don't want a kid. OK?

It's my responsibility, too,
and I don't want it.

It's sperm theft.
Oh, my God!

Yes. Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

And it's not happening.
We are not having it. OK?

You're gonna go home,
sleep on it, come back.

We'll get a doctor's appointment,
and we'll sort it out. Oh.

But we are not having a baby.

I've got two of my own.
I love them dearly, but I am done.

Well, isn't that great for you?

Well, it's my fault
that you don't have kids?

Did I say it was your fault?
Of course not! Cos it isn't!

Look, I've got two bruised ribs.
I can't be worked up like this.

Calm down. Stop making
a public display of yourself.

Then tell me you're not
gonna keep it. I can't do that!

What the hell is wrong with you?

Since when do you wanna be a mother?

You'd make a terrible mother!
Oh, nice (!) Look who's talking.

Exactly. I'm a terrible father.
I walked out on my kids.

That's why I don't want another one.
Did you plan this?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
you planned it, didn't you?

Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
You are disgusting. Just tell me.

If I had, I'd go for someone
who lasts longer than 15 seconds.

Nice. Thanks for that (!)
Trust me, you are the last person

I'd want to have a kid with.
Then don't.

Luckily, you don't have to be
involved. What? What?

Hey! Hey! Hey, don't even
joke about that. Please.

Please, come on. Come on.
You wanna have a baby? OK.

Use a sperm donor, IVF.

I'll help. I'll pay for everything.

Five minutes ago, you were
stocking up on cheap loo roll

and now you're loaded.

Please, I'm begging you.
I'm begging you.

Please, don't do this to me. OK?
I can't take this.

You want to give me a heart attack
as well? Oh, my God.

Look, I'm a wreck, OK?
I'm depressed.

I-I just, I just want to be
left alone, all right?

Go adopt a baby or something, OK?
Please.

Just leave me alone.
Listen to you.

Do you even realise
what a total prick you are?

What do you want from me?
NOTHING!

OK. OK, I'm a prick.
I'm a prick. I'm a twat.

I'm a shitty dad.

All those things, OK?
But I just can't handle this.

You wanna ruin some poor kid's life
cos he doesn't have a father?

I'm telling you,
I will not be there for it.

Yes, you said.
No, come on.

What do I have to tell you
to get it through your head

that this is the worst idea ever?!

Look at your powers of recovery.
Look, barely a limp.

OK. OK. Do you know what?

Can we just talk about this
logically, huh?

Let's just all calm down.
Yeah, you sound really calm.

What, me? I am calm!
But you're not hearing me.

I'm not hearing? Classic.
Look, you're confused.

I think it's the hormones.
Oh, I can't cope.

This cannot happen, OK?

A child is a product of love,
and I do not want one.

And if ever I do have one,

on the day that it's born,
I will kill myself!

Well, thank you
for the emotional blackmail.

Oh, you're really something.

Do you even have an inkling
of what I'm going through?

I don't care
what you're going through!

Well, get lost, then!

Anna!
HORN BLARES

SHE SOBS

You should have let it hit me.

Two birds with one stone.

I don't want a baby.

Yeah.

You made that pretty clear.

Cos you didn't wanna talk.

How can anyone talk to you?
You never listen.

OK.

OK, talk. Talk now.

I'll listen, I promise.

All I'm saying is,

this is a pretty huge decision
for me.

I've never really had to
think about it until now.

It was never a decision,
a conscious one.

I don't want to have kids,

that's just how it turned out.
I get it...

Shut up for one second,
for fuck's sake.

I dunno.
Maybe I met the wrong people,

maybe I wanted
to meet the wrong people.

I dunno.

But, I mean, I know people think
I don't want kids.

Like, maybe that's the impression
I give.

Not that I care what people think,
but...

But now you're asking me
to make a decision,

to actually say I had the chance

and I chose not to.

I just... I think I just need time.

If you have this baby...

..you're gonna be its mum,

I'm gonna be its dad.

We're gonna be tied together...

forever.

And you really don't want that.

Yeah.
I think I need to be on my own.

A-Anna...

Anna!

HE YELLS

Christ, what's happened to you?

Sam?

You OK?

Oh, right. So, is this a new trick,
like the silent treatment,

until we get in there?

No.

You look awful. What happened?

Near-death experience.
What?

What do you mean?
I fell...

..from my window.

From your window?
Yep.

What happened? Were you...?

You weren't trying to...?
What?

What? No.

It was an accident.

It was actually...

I was trying to get to
the flat next door.

I was helping a-a... friend.

She had...
They had locked themselves out.

Ever thought of a locksmith?

Oh, right. Er, the woman. Erm, Anna?

OK.

No, it's not what you think.

I was actually trying
to get rid of her.

Always the gentleman.
It wasn't...

It wasn't just that.
No, no.

Really, it's...

Look at the state of you!

Yep.

And this is holding my vertebrae in.

It was really touch and go there
for a while.

Oh, it's surprising
it wasn't any worse.

Well, I didn't really land
on the ground, so... What?

I landed in a tree.

A bush, really.
A bush? Yep.

It broke my fall.

Well, like father, like son.

Remember? Malik, with his bike?

Oh, yeah. Jesus.

I remember seeing him, like, bombing
towards that hedge, and then...

That was some speed.
But mind you, these things happen

when you're learning
to ride a bike, so... Yeah.

Depends who's teaching him.
Don't look at me.

That was his loving sister
that pushed him.

Oh, little cow.

I don't get you.

I really don't.

You had everything.
Everything.

Me, the kids, the house.

And then one day, you just decide

that you are better
than all of this.

And look where you end up.
No...

Listen, it really wasn't
about being better.

You know what? We don't need to
go through all this again.

I don't understand.

And I don't think
I ever really understood you.

Not really.

We did love each other, though.
Didn't we?

Yeah.
We did.

All right.

Come on. We've got papers to sign.

Let's get this over
and done with.

Yeah.

Anna?

Anna, come on.
I can see your light on.

ANNA: I'm busy.
Doing what?

Thinking.
Go away.

I don't wanna talk to you.

Listen, I'm sorry.

Good for you.
Still don't want to talk to you.

Well, we need to talk.
Oh, my God!

When are you going to
start listening?

I don't want to talk to you.

You got that?
Yes, but...

Go away. Leave me alone.

DOOR LOCKS

DOOR CLOSES

You really gave it to him.

It takes a lot for him
to get the message.

Don't give me that look.

I'm your mother, darling.
I can look at you how I like.

And close the freezer door.
Oi, cheeky.

PIANO PLAYS

Oh, Christ, that was an awful day.
You wouldn't stop screaming.

Well, I must have had a reason.

No. You were always
throwing tantrums.

You were a very whingy kid.

I'm so sorry.
How did you ever survive (?)

I didn't have another option.
Nice (!)

So... what you gonna do?
I've no idea.

Of course you do. Inside, you know.

What do I know?

Oh, no. This one's on you, baby.

You're gonna blame me
for whatever happens anyway.

But if I do the right thing,
I won't need to.

Oh, sweetie, stop hiding
and take responsibility for once.

Like you did.
Oh, here we go.

OK. So I was a failure as a mum.

You weren't a failure.

You did your best
in the circumstances.

Oh, hello, you. Decided to pitch in.

Are you gonna say
anything useful for once?

Oh, look who's talking.
I was more of a role model than you.

What? The woman who never wanted
to be a mother?

I didn't know what I wanted.
At least I did some parenting.

You were too busy trying to
shag anything with a pulse.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. OK, OK.
Sorry to stop the mud-slinging,

but we're talking about me now.

Nothing's changed, then?
Nope.

Still whining
whenever she doesn't get attention.

She'll have to cut that out
if she wants to be a parent.

And you wonder why I'm still single.
Oh, I don't. I don't.

Why'd I think you two could help?
You've got no-one else to talk to.

Oh, lovely (!) Yeah.

Well, it's true, isn't it?
You've got no friends to speak of.

You sit around here all day.

Maybe if she actually had a baby,

she wouldn't need her dead parents
for company.

Exactly. Silver lining.

Yeah, because being a single mum
isn't lonely.

Well, it might force you
out of your cave at least.

I'm not in a cave.

Listen, for what it's worth,
I kinda like your neighbour.

Warning sign right there.
Oh, this is choosy.

What other options have you got?

You were the one who told me
to be choosy.

And what makes you think
he is an option?

He doesn't want to be an option.

Oh, bloody hell. Says who?
Did you see his reaction?

So he got a bit mad. So what?

He panicked. Give him time.

You know what she's like.
She wants everything now.

You know what happens
to people who want everything?

They end up with nothing.

I think this baby happened
for a reason.

It's kismet.

I hate to say it,
but he's right for once.

Oh! Can you stop
messing with my stuff?

What reason?
What are you talking about?

It doesn't matter. It happened.

Stop overcomplicating everything,
for God's sake.

But this is complicated.
I don't know what to do.

Yes, you do.
Of course you do.

What do you mean "you do"?
Stop saying that.

I will if you start listening.
I am listening.

I don't know what you want from me.
I want you to be happy.

Happy? What even is happy?

I don't know what happy...
Oh, Anna, shut up, for fuck's sake.

Don't you get it? Stop thinking.

Jump. Just jump!

FIRE ALARM RINGS

Hi.
Hi.

Fire alarm.

Yeah. I noticed.

Relieved I made it out in time?
Oh, massively (!)

I'm sorry I was such a prick.
Yeah, yeah. Course you are...

No, really, I am.
If you just give me a chance.

Sam, can we not talk about this now,
please?

Can I just say one thing?
Can I just say one thing?

After what you said before,

it would really take something
quite out of the box.

Yeah, I gathered that.

Oh, you absolute piece of work.

ALARM STOPS

You set off the fire alarm.
Shh.

You really are something.

How dare someone not talk to you,
so you force them out?

How else was I supposed to
talk to you,

you wouldn't let me apologise?
And I want to apologise - properly.

Yeah?
Yeah.

And also to say
that I've decided

to let you do whatever you want.

Oh, phew (!) Thank you.

Yeah, sorry. That came out wrong.

What I mean is,
if it's a yes, then yes.

And if YOU decide
that it's a no, then no.

Yeah, that's not tactics
or anything like that.

I just, you know,
I thought about it and...

Yeah, maybe you're right.

And it is a big opportunity
for you and...

And maybe... maybe this all happened
for a reason?

You know, not that I believe
in all that stuff,

but, you know, maybe, maybe it did.

And I can't promise anything, right?

But maybe I'll want it.
Or...

You know, I can't predict how
I'm gonna feel in the future, but...

..yeah... maybe I will.

Right?

All I know is you're...
you're gonna be a good mother.

I-I really think that.

And anyway, what I'm saying is,

I'll be around to let you know
if you're not, so...

So what happened
to the terrifying prospect

of being tied to me forever?

I don't know about forever,
but, you know, my lease isn't up

for at least another 16 months,
so...

Oh.

Good to see
the Goldbergs made it.

Imagine if they fell down the stairs

because some gobshite
set off the fire alarm.

We can do this.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Well... maybe.

Maybe.

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