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Who are those people,
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and why do they keep taking
our picture?
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That's Rolling Stone,
and they're here today
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doing a feature
on Bottom Dollar.
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I didn't come here to write
about Bottom Dollar or Minx.
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I came here to write about you.
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There's a whisper campaign that
a good number of our readers
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- are homosexuals.
- Isn't it better
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if our work is interesting
to all kinds of people?
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We have advertisers
that are paying
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specifically to reach women.
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Tonight,
ladies choose their partners.
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Len, I was, um, thinking
about going back to Minx.
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Oh. It's about time.
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I would like you to consider it
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my application
to be your secretary.
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But I need you to come up
with more ideas for Minx.
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I've gotten everything
I've ever wanted,
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and it's happened so fast.
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Have you ever
considered that maybe
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you are exactly
where you belong?
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♪ Young woman
Share your fire with me ♪
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♪ My heart is cold ♪
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♪ My soul is free ♪
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♪ I am a stranger
In your land ♪
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♪ A wandering man
Call me sand ♪
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♪ Oh sir
My fire is very small ♪
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♪ It will not warm thy heart ♪
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♪ At all ♪
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Ow!
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I could've sworn
I set my wake-up call for noon.
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Oh.
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I can send up the concierge
if you would prefer.
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You do know that I have a thing
for a man with a comb-over.
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Did I tell you this?
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Come here.
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I am very late.
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I have back-to-back meetings.
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You're not gonna look
very professional
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without your knickers on,
are you?
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Just saying.
Do you want these back?
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Mm...
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We're shooting the album cover today.
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I could use your eye.
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If you want to add
another shoot to my schedule,
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then I am going to require
payment in advance.
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Oh. Well, that can be arranged.
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- All right.
- Yeah.
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You got five minutes.
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- Five minutes?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, but what if I want
to, you know...
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Okay, 25.
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♪ If I was a boat
On a river ♪
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♪ I guess I'd know
Right where I was ♪
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Jogging!
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♪ Well, you won't see me ♪
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♪ Floating by facedown ♪
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♪ You just float and then
You know you're feeling fine ♪
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That's three days this week.
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43 minutes.
It's my personal best.
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I'm telling you,
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you gotta try
this jogging thing.
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You really do. This is the...
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well, it's the healthiest
I've ever felt
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in my whole life.
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Hey, boss.
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I covered your office windows
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so no one can sneak a peek of...
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...Secret Project X.
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Sorry, Rita. It's a secret.
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We know.
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- Doug?
- Mm?
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As your probationary secretary,
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can I ask you a question
about Secret Project X?
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You can ask me anything.
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Um,
does it have to be a secret?
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I mean, wouldn't it be more fun
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if people knew
what they were excited about?
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Well, it's about, you know,
keeping people guessing,
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so that's kind of the idea.
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Oh, but...
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they're not.
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Well, maybe not out loud,
Bambs, but...
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but inside, they are.
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I mean, look at them.
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They've got an itch
inside their brains,
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and they don't know
how to scratch it.
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But none of these people matter
anyhow, right?
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We've got an audience of one,
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and when Connie sees
what we are cooking up,
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we're gonna be writing
our own ticket.
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And then I'll officially be
your gal Friday?
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Absolutely--we pull this off,
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you're gonna get a raise
and benefits.
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Yes!
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Oh, but can I still do
my own dental?
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Yeah, whatever you want.
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I can't believe it's real!
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It just needs
Bella's signature.
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And also, you need to trim
about 100 words
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'cause I don't want
to mess with the design.
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Oh.
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Maybe lose the bit
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about Bella finding
the earring?
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What?
It's the soul of the piece.
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Ugh, you really are a writer.
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Yeah!
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Oh, it feels great to be back.
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I have missed this place.
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Aw. Well, we missed you too.
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A lot of people here care
about you,
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and you sort of disappeared
on us.
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Well, I--I needed to figure
some stuff out, you know?
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Mm. Like Bella?
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And her escapades seem to have
brought some stability.
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And adventure.
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Yeah, Bella's been
around the block now.
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Those San Marino blocks
are long and leafy.
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You don't know the half of it.
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But Bella started her journey
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through some other
neighbourhoods too.
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Ones with more experimental architecture.
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Think she's tempted
to revisit those?
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Well, Bella is in
a--a better place
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with her husband, Gian-Paul,
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and uh, Bella needs to focus
on her work
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while at work
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and nothing else.
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Do you get what I'm saying?
I'm not good at this.
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No, I get it.
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♪ But I woke up this morning ♪
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♪ With that taste
In my mouth ♪
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- Oh, what's going on here?
- Oh, nothing.
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Just finishing up some stuff
for tonight.
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Oh, right.
Your secret special something.
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- What time is it again?
- Uh--
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Doors open at 8:00.
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Don't worry
if you can't make it.
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You work hard, you play hard.
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You deserve a quiet night in.
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No, I can spare 90 minutes.
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That's just an estimate.
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I didn't factor in
applause breaks.
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Okay, you mind heading in
and finishing up?
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Yeah. But all good, Prigger.
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I mean,
Connie's coming tonight,
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and those are really
the only eyes I need,
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so honestly,
don't worry about it.
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- Uh-uh.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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- Hey!
- Oh, hi! Mwah!
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Oh, both cheeks! That's new.
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Maybe I'll use that for Bella.
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- Oh, you should!
- Yeah.
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Listen, um, I'm just popping in.
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I'm gonna drop these off,
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and then I'm gonna go meet
Constance in Beverly Hills.
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Oh, excuse me.
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- Field trip with the boss?
- Mm-hmm.
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Somebody's making
an impression.
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I think she just wants
to give me notes
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on the August issue
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in her, you know,
natural habitat.
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But anyway,
it's so good that you're back.
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Oh, well, it feels great.
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Everything got so shiny.
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- I know.
- Right?
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Oh, did you look
at those revisions?
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No, not yet, but I will.
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I'm just--you know,
I'm swamped.
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There's just--
there's so much going on here,
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and--and I--
I'm trying to write my book,
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and I have the--the renovations
on the new condo--
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And?
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Plus crashing at the Margaux, yes,
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so I'm just getting no sleep.
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Now, is that the hotel's fault
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or your rock star boyfriend?
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He's not my boyfriend.
He is just--
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The famous musician
you're shacking up with.
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I cannot believe
this is my life
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and not some story
that I'm writing in my head.
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It's wild!
It's almost as wild as Bella.
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Where do you come up
with that stuff?
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Oh, well, actually--
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Does my hair look okay,
by the way?
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I did not have time
to wash it this morning
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because I was having sex.
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Yes, yes.
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It looks perfect.
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I'm here, I'm here,
I'm here, I'm here.
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Okay, I hope
you can uh, read my notes.
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They got a little bit smudged.
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Whiskey and, uh...
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...mint chip.
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What a Wednesday.
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Well, I learned from the best.
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Yes, you did.
Okay, I call it...
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...Good Clean Fun.
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Oh, your dream shoot.
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Okay, I am ready.
Tell me everything.
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A bathhouse, West Hollywood.
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More men that we know
what to do with.
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A bathhouse? Very sexy.
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Okay, what's the angle?
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Okay.
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Communal bathing.
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Men lounging, reading,
playing board games.
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It's an exploration
of the male form
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without artifice,
out in the wild.
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Huh.
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Do you think it might be
too, um...
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...straightforward for Minx?
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It's real.
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You know, actual male desire.
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Totally.
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Yeah.
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It's, uh, it's--
it's very, um...
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Maybe I can, um, think on it. Okay.
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Richie's been waiting weeks
to pitch this to you.
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We've already rescheduled twice.
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- We have to pull the trigger.
- Yeah.
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I just--I don't see how, um,
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this slots into
a women's magazine.
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What if, you know,
it's not in a bathhouse?
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What if it's the same,
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but just, you know,
somewhere else?
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Then it would be different.
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I think that
we should put a pin in it
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and we should think about
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something more aspirational, okay?
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Our centrefolds
are the ultimate fantasy.
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For our female readers.
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Sounds like
you have a very clear vision.
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Any fixes?
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Uh...
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...what about backstage?
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A-a stolen moment
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with a rock star
in his dressing room?
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Wow. Lightning strikes.
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How'd you come up
with that one?
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I guess I'll go find us
a rock star.
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Didn't your mama ever teach you
how to turn someone down?
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My mother? No.
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My mother...
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My mother wasn't around
for that kind of stuff.
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Not something
you want to talk about?
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No, not really.
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Well, my mama
is a serious bitch,
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and she taught me that
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if you don't like something,
you just say no.
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- Who says I didn't like it?
- You, in 40 ways.
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Body language, tone of voice,
even the way
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you keep scratching
the back of your head.
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Okay, I feel observed.
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You think it's nicer,
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but it only makes everything worse.
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Just be direct.
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By the way, I've looked over
your work expenses.
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Mm-hmm?
261
00:09:25,152 --> 00:09:27,054
14 valet stubs
from the Margaux.
262
00:09:27,154 --> 00:09:28,255
I'm living out of a suitcase.
263
00:09:28,355 --> 00:09:29,416
I--I--I need a place to work.
264
00:09:29,516 --> 00:09:30,818
You have an office.
265
00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:32,219
I'm not accepting these.
266
00:09:32,319 --> 00:09:34,322
- Yeah, but I'm staying--
- No.
267
00:09:34,802 --> 00:09:36,024
See how easy that was?
268
00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:38,306
Not a problem.
269
00:09:38,406 --> 00:09:39,748
Bella quivered
270
00:09:39,848 --> 00:09:41,870
as Gian-Paul shivered.
271
00:09:41,970 --> 00:09:44,433
Ooh, that's good.
272
00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:46,235
- Shel.
- Hi, Doug.
273
00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:48,337
Can I talk to you?
274
00:09:48,938 --> 00:09:50,640
That Bella LaRouche stuff
is sexy stuff.
275
00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:51,881
It really is.
276
00:09:51,981 --> 00:09:53,242
I didn't expect it
from a Prigger.
277
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,964
Oh, well, I've always had
a wild imagination.
278
00:09:55,064 --> 00:09:56,686
Imagination--she's married
to an orthodontist
279
00:09:56,786 --> 00:09:57,968
from La Cañada.
280
00:09:58,068 --> 00:09:59,489
It's actually San Marino, so...
281
00:09:59,589 --> 00:10:01,612
Either way, I need a little bit
of that sexiness
282
00:10:01,712 --> 00:10:02,853
on my special project.
283
00:10:02,953 --> 00:10:04,655
My copy could use a spark.
284
00:10:04,755 --> 00:10:06,457
Well,
my spark doesn't come cheap.
285
00:10:06,557 --> 00:10:08,339
How's a hundred bucks
and a peek on the inside?
286
00:10:08,439 --> 00:10:10,441
I'm in.
287
00:10:12,484 --> 00:10:13,665
Shellfish!
288
00:10:13,765 --> 00:10:14,826
You're gonna be working
pretty closely
289
00:10:14,926 --> 00:10:16,188
- with Bambs on this one.
- You know what?
290
00:10:16,288 --> 00:10:18,030
I'm on a deadline, actually,
so I should just--
291
00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:20,673
Oh, come on.
It's an afternoon, and that's--
292
00:10:20,773 --> 00:10:22,875
Well, that's really
all the time we've got.
293
00:10:22,975 --> 00:10:24,637
So I'm gonna lock you two girls
in this room,
294
00:10:24,737 --> 00:10:26,319
and please make some magic.
295
00:10:26,419 --> 00:10:28,241
Magic's on hold.
We have a huge problem.
296
00:10:28,341 --> 00:10:30,724
The archdiocese said we can't
use their venue anymore.
297
00:10:30,824 --> 00:10:32,566
Oh, no.
I guess it's all falling apart.
298
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,807
- I'll just get back to--
- No, no.
299
00:10:33,907 --> 00:10:35,128
Just a little speed bump.
It's a hiccup.
300
00:10:35,229 --> 00:10:36,069
Everything's gonna be
just fine.
301
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,091
I'm so sorry.
302
00:10:37,191 --> 00:10:38,092
You give me one thing to do,
303
00:10:38,192 --> 00:10:39,053
and I already screwed it up.
304
00:10:39,153 --> 00:10:40,414
Oh, Bambi, it's fine.
305
00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:41,656
I'll have a new venue by lunch.
306
00:10:41,756 --> 00:10:42,977
But here's
what I need you girls to do:
307
00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:44,899
just stay in this room
and grind it out
308
00:10:44,999 --> 00:10:46,501
until you make something great
together, okay?
309
00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:48,603
Please.
310
00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:01,437
Sorry, appointment only.
311
00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:02,719
She has one.
312
00:11:05,302 --> 00:11:07,924
- This is Betty, the designer.
- Hi.
313
00:11:08,025 --> 00:11:09,646
My latest discovery.
314
00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:14,131
An all-female staff
confronting the sartorial ennui
315
00:11:14,231 --> 00:11:15,853
of the working women's
wardrobe.
316
00:11:15,953 --> 00:11:17,895
Right. Uh...
317
00:11:17,996 --> 00:11:19,537
okay, well, while I agree
318
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:22,380
that professional women do need
more clothing options,
319
00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:26,385
I wonder if uh, fashion coverage
is beyond the scope of--
320
00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:29,388
No, we're not here
for the magazine.
321
00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:32,672
We're actually here for you.
322
00:11:32,772 --> 00:11:33,673
I'll grab the second rack.
323
00:11:33,773 --> 00:11:35,395
A little wardrobe rethink.
324
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,597
Multiple racks?
325
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,599
Didn't realise my wardrobe
was so stale.
326
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,321
Oh, you have beautiful style.
You do.
327
00:11:41,421 --> 00:11:44,845
It just needs to catch up
to the woman that you've become
328
00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:47,528
and the magazine that
you've elevated so beautifully.
329
00:11:47,628 --> 00:11:49,370
Okay.
That's very kind.
330
00:11:49,470 --> 00:11:51,252
Thank you, Constance,
but it's--
331
00:11:51,352 --> 00:11:52,814
I actually put a lot of thought
into what I wear.
332
00:11:52,914 --> 00:11:55,136
Right.
333
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:59,221
Navy suits and pussy bows,
they got you here,
334
00:11:59,321 --> 00:12:01,704
but you do not need
to dress like a man
335
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,466
to earn the respect of one.
336
00:12:03,566 --> 00:12:04,587
Mm-mm.
337
00:12:04,687 --> 00:12:06,429
Not anymore.
338
00:12:06,529 --> 00:12:09,352
Surely, there is something here
that catches your eye.
339
00:12:13,096 --> 00:12:14,037
Huh.
340
00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:17,521
What a figure!
341
00:12:17,621 --> 00:12:19,203
See, I had a feeling.
342
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,444
Y--yeah.
343
00:12:20,544 --> 00:12:23,447
It feels like
a bit of a departure.
344
00:12:24,589 --> 00:12:26,651
No one at your level
345
00:12:26,751 --> 00:12:29,895
is claiming sexuality
and intelligence
346
00:12:29,995 --> 00:12:31,496
with equal confidence.
347
00:12:31,596 --> 00:12:35,821
We can be powerful
and feminine.
348
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:39,505
Give our girls something
to aspire to.
349
00:12:39,605 --> 00:12:41,868
See, I had to make this all up
as I went along.
350
00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:45,952
And boy, do I have the scars
to prove it.
351
00:12:46,052 --> 00:12:49,376
Let me ease your path a little.
352
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:53,000
I have loved having you
to look to.
353
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:55,002
It's not something I'm used to.
354
00:12:55,102 --> 00:12:56,484
And I have really enjoyed
355
00:12:56,584 --> 00:12:59,627
having a smart younger woman
to fuss over.
356
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,931
No one is gonna force you
to do something
357
00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:05,033
that you don't want to do.
358
00:13:05,434 --> 00:13:07,015
Ah.
359
00:13:07,115 --> 00:13:10,459
Why don't you wear this out,
see how you feel?
360
00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:13,623
If you don't like it,
we'll scrap the whole thing.
361
00:13:16,686 --> 00:13:17,907
You know what?
362
00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:19,950
I think we might have room
after all.
363
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,252
Bring back one of those chunky
books for her to read.
364
00:13:23,373 --> 00:13:27,278
Hmm. I call it Backstage Ass.
365
00:13:32,984 --> 00:13:35,887
She's not dumb.
This can't be in the magazine.
366
00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:37,249
Honey, lift up your chin
a little bit.
367
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,411
Less bored, more judgmental.
368
00:13:39,511 --> 00:13:42,374
You don't care how hard
he worked on that song.
369
00:13:42,474 --> 00:13:43,856
You're at 90% fuck you.
370
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,978
You need to bring this thing
down to about ten.
371
00:13:46,078 --> 00:13:47,260
Only 90?
372
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,062
Hey, Danny,
fly in that typewriter.
373
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,703
She wants everyone to know
how busy she is.
374
00:13:50,803 --> 00:13:52,666
Oh, um,
typewriting costs extra.
375
00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:55,148
- Richie?
- Excuse me.
376
00:13:55,248 --> 00:13:56,750
What?
377
00:13:56,850 --> 00:13:58,552
We both know I should be
shooting Bathhouse right now.
378
00:13:58,652 --> 00:14:01,515
She's the boss, remember?
379
00:14:01,615 --> 00:14:03,277
Joyce and I used to have
a dialogue.
380
00:14:03,377 --> 00:14:05,520
Now it feels like a lecture.
381
00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:08,082
I understand your frustration.
382
00:14:08,183 --> 00:14:11,006
If you can't do this concept,
just scrap the shoot.
383
00:14:11,106 --> 00:14:12,928
We'll go with a retrospective.
384
00:14:13,028 --> 00:14:14,129
Easy.
385
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,011
The magazine isn't even
a year old.
386
00:14:16,111 --> 00:14:17,613
That's creative bankruptcy.
387
00:14:17,713 --> 00:14:20,496
Telling your boss to go screw
herself is career suicide.
388
00:14:20,596 --> 00:14:22,098
Don't sweat it.
389
00:14:22,198 --> 00:14:24,380
I already pulled some goofy,
behind-the-scenes shots.
390
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,943
- We can just--
- Stop hurting me.
391
00:14:27,043 --> 00:14:28,705
Okay.
392
00:14:28,805 --> 00:14:30,867
I'll figure it out.
393
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,555
What?
394
00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:38,996
No, I swear.
395
00:14:39,097 --> 00:14:40,838
I thought I was done,
but she kept squealing,
396
00:14:40,939 --> 00:14:42,881
so I shoved both my hands
back inside
397
00:14:42,981 --> 00:14:44,082
and pulled out another piglet.
398
00:14:44,182 --> 00:14:45,484
Oh, my God.
399
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:47,966
The things that happen to you
on the 405.
400
00:14:48,066 --> 00:14:49,888
Oh, I have missed
these stories.
401
00:14:49,988 --> 00:14:52,051
Oh, my God, and look how fast
the work went.
402
00:14:52,151 --> 00:14:53,212
Is there anything else?
Are we--
403
00:14:53,312 --> 00:14:55,334
- No, I think that's it.
- Okay.
404
00:14:55,434 --> 00:14:56,616
Should we have sex now?
405
00:14:56,716 --> 00:14:59,339
Oh, n--no. Uh, but--no.
406
00:14:59,439 --> 00:15:01,902
I--um, I--
I can't do that again.
407
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,904
I just thought with you coming
back here, just--
408
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,465
Yeah, well, I'm--
409
00:15:05,566 --> 00:15:09,069
Bambi, I'm back,
but we need to be friends.
410
00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:10,591
No more... you know.
411
00:15:10,691 --> 00:15:12,754
- Orgasms.
- Yes, that.
412
00:15:12,854 --> 00:15:15,356
Or any associated behaviours.
413
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,758
That's okay.
414
00:15:16,858 --> 00:15:18,039
I love friends.
415
00:15:18,139 --> 00:15:19,161
Friends are the family
you choose,
416
00:15:19,261 --> 00:15:21,163
and you don't have sex
with family.
417
00:15:21,263 --> 00:15:22,684
Unless it's your stepsibling.
418
00:15:22,785 --> 00:15:24,807
And even then,
you have to keep it a secret
419
00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:26,909
because of
his political career.
420
00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:28,611
I just want you to be happy.
421
00:15:28,711 --> 00:15:30,733
Oh, I am. I'm very happy.
422
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:31,854
Good.
423
00:15:31,955 --> 00:15:33,216
So am I.
424
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:38,061
Beautiful, beautiful.
425
00:15:38,161 --> 00:15:40,584
Yeah, you've got
a lot of girls out there
426
00:15:40,684 --> 00:15:42,066
that'll wanna see this.
427
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:44,348
That's nice. That's great.
428
00:15:44,448 --> 00:15:45,870
That's excellent.
429
00:15:45,970 --> 00:15:48,072
David, shoot more
toward the camera.
430
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:54,399
Hey, Graham. Eyes over here.
431
00:15:54,499 --> 00:15:59,245
♪ She taught me to run ♪
432
00:16:00,386 --> 00:16:02,568
My day opened up.
433
00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:05,051
Let's get you in the shot.
434
00:16:05,151 --> 00:16:06,573
Hey, Andy, let's get her
in the shot.
435
00:16:06,673 --> 00:16:07,694
She already is.
436
00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:08,815
We're on the clock, hon'.
Budge up.
437
00:16:08,915 --> 00:16:10,177
Oh, yeah. Totally get it.
438
00:16:10,277 --> 00:16:12,019
Yes, um,
where do you want me to--
439
00:16:12,119 --> 00:16:13,941
Um, yeah,
you should go over there.
440
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:17,465
Back there
in the gazebo, cabana thing.
441
00:16:20,848 --> 00:16:22,630
- Hi, I'm--
- Joyce Prigger.
442
00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:23,952
- Yeah, that's me.
- Fun.
443
00:16:24,052 --> 00:16:24,913
You writing a story?
444
00:16:25,013 --> 00:16:26,475
Uh, yeah.
445
00:16:26,575 --> 00:16:28,116
Yeah, I could be if there's,
you know, one to tell.
446
00:16:28,216 --> 00:16:29,278
You want any nuggets included?
447
00:16:29,378 --> 00:16:30,519
Just make it clear
448
00:16:30,619 --> 00:16:32,801
Carrie and Neil
are very happy together.
449
00:16:32,902 --> 00:16:34,884
- Mm-hmm.
- Groupies are always circling.
450
00:16:34,984 --> 00:16:36,125
Move quick if you want a drink.
451
00:16:36,225 --> 00:16:38,207
They devour everything.
452
00:16:38,308 --> 00:16:40,330
Well, you're just in time
453
00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:41,931
'cause we're all out.
454
00:16:42,032 --> 00:16:43,814
- There you go.
- Mm, thank you.
455
00:16:47,718 --> 00:16:49,700
Um, so...
456
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,382
We're with Graham.
457
00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:53,264
He wanted our eyes on this.
458
00:16:53,364 --> 00:16:54,545
Did he?
459
00:16:54,645 --> 00:16:55,867
And how do you know Graham?
460
00:16:55,967 --> 00:16:57,268
I was at this party
461
00:16:57,368 --> 00:16:58,830
and got invited onstage
to play the shakers.
462
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,152
You don't say?
463
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:01,873
He told her that
she had the best rhythm
464
00:17:01,974 --> 00:17:04,036
- of any girl he'd ever met.
- Stop.
465
00:17:04,136 --> 00:17:05,197
Joyce, my minx,
466
00:17:05,297 --> 00:17:06,098
you want something
from the kitchen?
467
00:17:06,098 --> 00:17:07,119
We're putting in an order.
468
00:17:07,219 --> 00:17:08,561
- Um--
- Oh, my God.
469
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,283
- You're the Minx lady?
- Mm-hmm.
470
00:17:10,383 --> 00:17:11,564
Oh, my God!
471
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,286
My mom loves your magazine.
472
00:17:13,386 --> 00:17:15,208
Your mom? That is great.
473
00:17:15,308 --> 00:17:16,570
That's so--that's so great.
474
00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:19,252
We have a lot of older,
um, readers.
475
00:17:19,353 --> 00:17:20,214
How old is your mom?
476
00:17:20,314 --> 00:17:21,615
32 next week.
477
00:17:21,715 --> 00:17:22,937
And you're dating Graham?
478
00:17:23,037 --> 00:17:26,520
Uh, would definitely
not say dating.
479
00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:29,143
So what about you?
480
00:17:29,243 --> 00:17:30,385
I mean,
what is Joyce Prigger doing
481
00:17:30,485 --> 00:17:32,487
in the fun time cabana?
482
00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:37,953
You know,
that is a great question.
483
00:17:55,673 --> 00:17:57,535
♪ Listen to the music ♪
484
00:17:57,635 --> 00:17:58,616
♪ Listen to the music ♪
485
00:17:58,716 --> 00:17:59,857
- Hey.
- Hi.
486
00:17:59,957 --> 00:18:01,018
VIPs this way.
487
00:18:03,922 --> 00:18:05,864
♪ Listen to the groove, yeah ♪
488
00:18:07,526 --> 00:18:08,707
Ooh, Joyce!
489
00:18:08,807 --> 00:18:10,309
Looking good.
490
00:18:10,409 --> 00:18:13,312
Tina! Oh, I am touched.
491
00:18:13,412 --> 00:18:14,293
Don't make me regret
the compliment.
492
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,354
Oh.
493
00:18:15,454 --> 00:18:16,836
- Isn't she stunning?
- Mm-hmm.
494
00:18:16,936 --> 00:18:18,798
How do you feel?
495
00:18:20,219 --> 00:18:21,881
Like myself.
496
00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:24,084
You were right. You were right.
497
00:18:24,184 --> 00:18:25,165
Thank you for the push.
498
00:18:25,265 --> 00:18:27,047
Aw, that's my girl.
499
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,729
All right, a toast.
500
00:18:28,829 --> 00:18:31,212
Doug even got me my favourite. Drambuie.
501
00:18:31,312 --> 00:18:33,454
Oh, thank you.
502
00:18:33,554 --> 00:18:35,937
Cheers.
503
00:18:36,037 --> 00:18:36,978
What do you think this is?
504
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,863
Ladies and gentleladies,
the show is about to begin...
505
00:18:41,963 --> 00:18:43,545
That is strong.
506
00:18:43,645 --> 00:18:45,307
...and so please
take your seats
507
00:18:45,407 --> 00:18:46,548
and clear your minds,
508
00:18:46,649 --> 00:18:49,612
because the journey starts now.
509
00:18:54,097 --> 00:18:55,759
And that's why
I deserve a raise.
510
00:18:55,859 --> 00:18:57,480
Quit yer yappin'!
511
00:18:57,581 --> 00:19:00,404
Hike up that skirt
and show me those legs.
512
00:19:00,504 --> 00:19:01,525
Where's my dinner?
513
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:03,327
You promised me ham!
514
00:19:03,427 --> 00:19:05,449
If God wanted your opinion,
515
00:19:05,549 --> 00:19:06,811
he would've made you a man.
516
00:19:06,911 --> 00:19:09,093
Et tu, padre?
517
00:19:09,193 --> 00:19:11,536
Oh!
518
00:19:11,636 --> 00:19:14,619
It's so hard being a woman
in 1973.
519
00:19:14,719 --> 00:19:17,903
If only there was a way
to make a change.
520
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,951
I said, if only there was a way
521
00:19:25,051 --> 00:19:26,352
to make a change!
522
00:19:28,094 --> 00:19:29,996
A dirty lamp?
523
00:19:30,096 --> 00:19:32,098
A woman's job is never done.
524
00:19:35,262 --> 00:19:37,625
A magic genie?
525
00:19:40,868 --> 00:19:43,972
I'm here to grant you
three wishes.
526
00:19:44,072 --> 00:19:46,214
Hmm, wow.
527
00:19:46,314 --> 00:19:50,459
I guess my first wish would be
to find a man who gets it.
528
00:19:50,559 --> 00:19:52,140
Your wish is my command...
529
00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:54,543
at Club Minx!
530
00:19:56,645 --> 00:19:58,227
That's right, ladies!
531
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:01,511
Welcome to the club where
you come first and often!
532
00:20:01,611 --> 00:20:02,752
♪ When you gonna wake up ♪
533
00:20:02,852 --> 00:20:05,275
Don't worry
about dinner tonight,
534
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:08,799
because what Maurice has
cooking is piping hot!
535
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:21,052
Don't get your panties
in a bunch.
536
00:20:21,152 --> 00:20:23,495
Ivan's here to take 'em off...
537
00:20:23,595 --> 00:20:25,617
...and iron them.
538
00:20:25,717 --> 00:20:27,820
♪ Hollywood high ♪
539
00:20:30,002 --> 00:20:33,986
♪ Hollywood high ♪
540
00:20:34,087 --> 00:20:35,028
Oh...
541
00:20:37,010 --> 00:20:39,873
Are you feeling
underappreciated, ladies?
542
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:43,117
Well maybe tonight
Nestor can help,
543
00:20:43,217 --> 00:20:47,241
'cause he's gonna take really
good care of your children.
544
00:20:48,783 --> 00:20:51,726
And last but definitely
not least, ladies,
545
00:20:51,826 --> 00:20:54,609
remember you're not alone
in this revolution.
546
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,331
Oh, no!
547
00:20:56,431 --> 00:21:00,936
Because my guy Xavier
isn't afraid to fight...
548
00:21:01,036 --> 00:21:02,658
for your rights!
549
00:21:08,925 --> 00:21:11,788
[Mantis' "Hollywood Eyes"
playing"
550
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:17,835
♪ They say in
Hollywood the garden grows ♪
551
00:21:17,935 --> 00:21:21,359
♪ They say in Hollywood
That everyone knows ♪
552
00:21:21,459 --> 00:21:23,120
♪ Oh ♪
553
00:21:29,427 --> 00:21:32,010
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
554
00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:34,173
That's how you start a show,
boys!
555
00:21:34,273 --> 00:21:35,814
Sexy, sexy!
Keep fluffing, keep fluffing!
556
00:21:35,915 --> 00:21:37,616
Doug, last looks on Maurice.
557
00:21:43,523 --> 00:21:44,904
Let's just see.
558
00:21:45,005 --> 00:21:46,706
Stick this in there.
Don't be shy.
559
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,268
- For real?
- It's not a judgment.
560
00:21:48,368 --> 00:21:51,011
It's stagecraft, Mo.
Just do what I'm asking.
561
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,557
All the letters I can write
562
00:21:56,657 --> 00:21:58,319
are not as fair as this.
563
00:21:58,419 --> 00:22:00,081
Syllables of velvet,
564
00:22:00,181 --> 00:22:02,404
depths of ruby, undrained.
565
00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:24,107
And a bathhouse was too much?
566
00:22:26,570 --> 00:22:28,432
- Where's Joyce?
- Depends.
567
00:22:28,532 --> 00:22:31,516
Where'd you land on the shoot?
568
00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:34,239
Deadline's a deadline.
569
00:22:36,902 --> 00:22:40,005
Now, am I supposed to find
the baby attractive?
570
00:22:40,105 --> 00:22:41,286
Because I do.
571
00:22:41,386 --> 00:22:44,690
But is that the intention
of the piece?
572
00:22:44,790 --> 00:22:46,893
Probably best to not think
about it too hard.
573
00:22:46,993 --> 00:22:48,574
Hey, Xavier.
Come here for a sec, would ya?
574
00:22:48,674 --> 00:22:49,736
Anything you need, Mr. Doug.
575
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:50,817
Okay, you see that woman
over there?
576
00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:52,098
Mm.
577
00:22:52,198 --> 00:22:53,300
See the one I'm pointing at?
578
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,981
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
579
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,064
You got something special
in you, man.
580
00:22:57,164 --> 00:22:58,465
- Know what I mean?
- Mm.
581
00:22:58,565 --> 00:22:59,747
You've been working
your whole life for it.
582
00:22:59,847 --> 00:23:00,988
Well, now's the moment.
583
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:03,551
I want you to go
make that woman feel alive
584
00:23:03,651 --> 00:23:05,633
the way only the X-man can.
585
00:23:07,735 --> 00:23:09,077
You know,
my name actually isn't Xavier.
586
00:23:09,177 --> 00:23:10,398
- Yeah, I get it, I get it.
- Okay.
587
00:23:10,498 --> 00:23:11,540
But that's what I'm gonna need
from you, okay?
588
00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:12,801
Okay.
589
00:23:12,901 --> 00:23:14,203
No, no, no, no, no.
590
00:23:14,303 --> 00:23:15,644
Sexy baby's on stage.
Just give him a second.
591
00:23:15,744 --> 00:23:18,407
You have one final wish.
592
00:23:18,507 --> 00:23:20,690
Use it wisely.
593
00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:24,173
I wish women ruled the world.
594
00:23:25,635 --> 00:23:27,177
As the next
President of the United States,
595
00:23:27,277 --> 00:23:29,539
do you promise to protect life, liberty,
596
00:23:29,639 --> 00:23:31,381
and the pursuit of...
597
00:23:31,482 --> 00:23:32,703
sexiness?
598
00:23:32,803 --> 00:23:35,065
I do, America.
599
00:23:53,746 --> 00:23:55,608
♪ Friends say it's fine ♪
600
00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:57,370
♪ Friends say it's good ♪
601
00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:58,771
♪ Everybody says ♪
602
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:02,215
♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪
603
00:24:04,398 --> 00:24:08,022
♪ I move like a cat
Charge like a ram ♪
604
00:24:08,122 --> 00:24:12,507
♪ Sting like a bee, babe
I wanna be your man ♪
605
00:24:18,213 --> 00:24:19,955
♪ Well, it's plain to see ♪
606
00:24:20,055 --> 00:24:21,677
♪ You were meant for me ♪
607
00:24:21,777 --> 00:24:23,439
♪ Yeah, I'm your boy ♪
608
00:24:23,539 --> 00:24:25,561
♪ Your 20th Century toy ♪
609
00:24:32,949 --> 00:24:36,253
♪ Friends say it's fine
Friends say it's good ♪
610
00:24:36,353 --> 00:24:37,854
♪ Everybody says ♪
611
00:24:37,955 --> 00:24:42,660
♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪
612
00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:45,783
M-I-N-X!
613
00:24:45,883 --> 00:24:47,545
M-I-N-X!
614
00:24:47,645 --> 00:24:49,988
- What club is this?
- Club Minx!
615
00:24:50,088 --> 00:24:51,870
Yeah! So good!
616
00:24:51,970 --> 00:24:53,472
So sexy, guys!
617
00:24:53,572 --> 00:24:55,914
That was excellent.
Really good, really good.
618
00:24:56,014 --> 00:24:58,037
Hey, tip these guys out, okay?
Give 'em some real money.
619
00:24:58,137 --> 00:24:59,318
I'm so proud of you guys!
620
00:24:59,418 --> 00:25:02,201
Block off '73 and '74!
621
00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:05,164
We got a fucking hit!
I love you guys so much.
622
00:25:05,265 --> 00:25:06,286
Hey!
623
00:25:08,228 --> 00:25:11,972
You said you wanted a big idea,
I gave you gravity, huh?
624
00:25:12,072 --> 00:25:13,373
I haven't been this entertained
625
00:25:13,474 --> 00:25:15,536
since Nat King Cole sung
at my wedding.
626
00:25:15,636 --> 00:25:16,777
Oh, I knew it!
627
00:25:16,877 --> 00:25:18,299
But this is just the start!
628
00:25:18,399 --> 00:25:20,261
I want to start
with medium-size markets,
629
00:25:20,361 --> 00:25:22,503
two troupes,
East Coast, West Coast.
630
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,786
- really just--
- Joyce has some concerns.
631
00:25:24,886 --> 00:25:26,308
Oh, yeah. I saw you.
632
00:25:26,408 --> 00:25:29,231
You seemed to be very concerned
with my pal Xavier.
633
00:25:29,331 --> 00:25:31,193
The show was really fun.
634
00:25:31,293 --> 00:25:33,155
It was acrobatic,
635
00:25:33,255 --> 00:25:36,118
and the men had
impressive physiques.
636
00:25:36,219 --> 00:25:37,960
Oh, these boys have
rock-hard bodies.
637
00:25:38,061 --> 00:25:41,004
It takes real dedication,
and they got it.
638
00:25:41,104 --> 00:25:42,846
I saw you liking it.
639
00:25:42,946 --> 00:25:44,368
You throw a great party.
640
00:25:44,468 --> 00:25:46,009
Oh, thank you.
641
00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:48,632
But I don't want to be
the host of it.
642
00:25:50,314 --> 00:25:51,495
It just--it wasn't Minx.
643
00:25:51,595 --> 00:25:54,419
Well, what are you
talking about, right?
644
00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:56,301
Minx is so much more
than a magazine now.
645
00:25:56,401 --> 00:25:58,563
We can be whatever the fuck
we want, right?
646
00:25:59,965 --> 00:26:01,106
No one at our level
647
00:26:01,206 --> 00:26:04,109
is claiming sexuality
and intelligence
648
00:26:04,209 --> 00:26:05,751
with equal confidence,
649
00:26:05,851 --> 00:26:09,595
and this was one
of those things, but it just--
650
00:26:09,695 --> 00:26:12,859
I don't see a world
where it ever becomes both.
651
00:26:15,462 --> 00:26:19,486
You said you wanted
to be wowed, right?
652
00:26:19,586 --> 00:26:21,729
Well, were you
fucking wowed tonight?
653
00:26:21,829 --> 00:26:24,412
Yes, and as much
as I enjoyed myself,
654
00:26:24,512 --> 00:26:25,853
I have to defer to Joyce.
655
00:26:25,953 --> 00:26:28,376
That was our deal.
656
00:26:28,476 --> 00:26:31,019
But Joyce, you look at that.
657
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:35,143
Sexual liberation on display.
658
00:26:35,243 --> 00:26:37,346
Doug, the answer is no.
659
00:26:37,446 --> 00:26:39,448
I'm sorry.
660
00:26:44,133 --> 00:26:46,636
♪ And she treats me ♪
661
00:26:46,736 --> 00:26:48,238
♪ Like I don't care ♪
662
00:26:48,338 --> 00:26:50,440
I can barely hear
the "fuck you."
663
00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:52,602
- Joyce loved them.
- Of course she did.
664
00:26:52,703 --> 00:26:54,445
- These are amazing.
- Mm.
665
00:26:54,545 --> 00:26:57,007
Bathhouse would've been better.
666
00:26:57,107 --> 00:26:58,929
You weren't really gonna do
a retrospective, were you?
667
00:26:59,030 --> 00:27:01,012
No.
Even I know that's a bad idea.
668
00:27:01,112 --> 00:27:03,374
Hmm.
669
00:27:03,474 --> 00:27:04,656
You know, you're really good
670
00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,578
at this whole
managing people thing.
671
00:27:06,678 --> 00:27:07,979
It's my job.
672
00:27:08,079 --> 00:27:09,161
But I'm not sure I like it
when you do it to me.
673
00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,243
Sometimes you're the job.
674
00:27:12,484 --> 00:27:14,346
But you're worth it.
675
00:27:14,446 --> 00:27:16,449
Look what you can do.
676
00:27:18,731 --> 00:27:20,473
You think anyone else knows
how good we are?
677
00:27:24,417 --> 00:27:25,839
Not a chance.
678
00:27:25,939 --> 00:27:28,442
♪ To have and to hold ♪
679
00:27:28,542 --> 00:27:30,204
♪ To say in my soul ♪
680
00:27:30,304 --> 00:27:31,605
Chin up, okay?
681
00:27:31,705 --> 00:27:33,708
No one can take away
what you did out there.
682
00:27:36,751 --> 00:27:37,812
Oh...
683
00:27:37,912 --> 00:27:39,214
Hey, I know it hurts.
684
00:27:39,314 --> 00:27:40,575
I mean,
I only worked on it a day,
685
00:27:40,675 --> 00:27:41,857
and I'm very disappointed.
686
00:27:41,957 --> 00:27:43,959
I can't imagine
how you're feeling.
687
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,982
When you dream something up
688
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:49,305
and someone just takes it away...
689
00:27:49,405 --> 00:27:51,467
I don't think I have it in me.
690
00:27:51,567 --> 00:27:53,189
Business is so mean.
691
00:27:53,289 --> 00:27:54,631
It is mean,
692
00:27:54,731 --> 00:27:56,633
but you just need
a good night's sleep, you know?
693
00:27:56,733 --> 00:27:58,475
Oh.
694
00:27:58,575 --> 00:28:00,918
Will you stay a little longer?
695
00:28:01,018 --> 00:28:02,039
I just need a friend.
696
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,841
I don't want to be alone tonight.
697
00:28:06,664 --> 00:28:08,326
You know what?
I wish I could, but I just--
698
00:28:08,426 --> 00:28:09,967
I--I have to get home.
699
00:28:10,068 --> 00:28:11,689
I'm sorry.
700
00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:13,251
It's okay.
701
00:28:21,841 --> 00:28:23,843
What a waste.
702
00:28:27,847 --> 00:28:32,152
You know, I haven't had a boss
since I was 16 years old,
703
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:34,194
and now I have two,
704
00:28:34,294 --> 00:28:36,677
and one of them
is Joyce fucking Prigger.
705
00:28:36,777 --> 00:28:38,399
I was wondering when
you were gonna figure that out.
706
00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:40,361
I have been busting my ass.
707
00:28:40,461 --> 00:28:42,443
I've been working so hard, Tines.
708
00:28:42,543 --> 00:28:44,205
And what do I have to show
for it?
709
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:46,928
A Rolls-Royce,
a six-figure deal,
710
00:28:47,028 --> 00:28:49,491
and...
how many Speedos did you buy?
711
00:28:49,591 --> 00:28:50,652
Minimum was 2,000.
712
00:28:50,752 --> 00:28:52,414
I got a little cocky
and bought 4,000.
713
00:28:52,514 --> 00:28:55,057
You could uh, slap a Minx logo
on 'em.
714
00:28:55,157 --> 00:28:56,539
Please don't.
715
00:28:56,639 --> 00:29:00,183
What do you say
we hop in your fancy car,
716
00:29:00,283 --> 00:29:02,225
drive up the coast,
717
00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:04,467
get lost
where no one can reach us?
718
00:29:06,730 --> 00:29:09,713
Only if you drive
so I can get drunk in the car.
719
00:29:09,813 --> 00:29:11,155
Deal.
720
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:17,081
You never said goodbye.
721
00:29:18,503 --> 00:29:20,525
I was told
not to interrupt the talent.
722
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,087
I made a mistake.
723
00:29:22,187 --> 00:29:23,969
I wanted you there, it's just--
I don't know.
724
00:29:24,069 --> 00:29:27,192
Sometimes--sometimes
I get caught up.
725
00:29:29,515 --> 00:29:32,138
You're a star, Graham.
726
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:33,900
And you should enjoy that.
727
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,703
I plan on doing the same.
728
00:29:36,803 --> 00:29:37,904
Just not with you.
729
00:29:38,004 --> 00:29:39,746
Come on.
730
00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:41,848
- Don't be mad.
- I'm not.
731
00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:45,032
Look, we had a lot of fun,
732
00:29:45,132 --> 00:29:47,194
and you introduced me
to my new favourite hotel.
733
00:29:48,736 --> 00:29:51,119
All right. Okay.
734
00:29:51,219 --> 00:29:53,041
Yeah.
735
00:29:53,141 --> 00:29:54,042
Well, can we at least just--
736
00:29:54,142 --> 00:29:56,144
- Good night, Graham.
- Okay.
737
00:29:58,307 --> 00:30:00,889
If you change your mind...
738
00:30:00,989 --> 00:30:02,992
I'll be over here.
739
00:30:12,162 --> 00:30:13,543
- Was that--
- Yeah.
740
00:30:20,531 --> 00:30:24,195
♪ Thunder
And lightning in my eyes ♪
741
00:30:24,295 --> 00:30:26,878
♪ And when the train ♪
742
00:30:26,978 --> 00:30:28,600
♪ Began to move ♪
743
00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:33,245
♪ Then she waved goodbye
To being for a while ♪
744
00:30:35,027 --> 00:30:37,450
♪ All the air ♪
745
00:30:37,550 --> 00:30:41,054
♪ Just seemed quite foggy
To me ♪
746
00:30:51,445 --> 00:30:55,389
♪ We have spoken in a way ♪
747
00:30:55,489 --> 00:30:57,872
♪ And I knew ♪
748
00:30:57,972 --> 00:31:02,397
♪ That I had known her
Before this day ♪
749
00:31:02,497 --> 00:31:05,881
♪ Echoing inside the ♪
750
00:31:05,981 --> 00:31:08,323
♪ Memories ♪
751
00:31:08,424 --> 00:31:11,447
♪ Still unknown to me ♪
752
00:31:11,547 --> 00:31:13,569
♪ Do you know the feeling? ♪
753
00:31:13,669 --> 00:31:16,172
♪ Can you love someone ♪
754
00:31:16,272 --> 00:31:20,297
♪ You've only met
A while ago ♪
755
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:25,462
♪ Is it just a life ♪
756
00:31:25,562 --> 00:31:28,345
♪ A lifetime gone ♪
757
00:31:32,610 --> 00:31:35,633
♪ Sing ba-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da ♪
758
00:31:35,734 --> 00:31:38,917
♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
759
00:31:39,017 --> 00:31:41,780
♪ Ba-da-da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
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