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♪
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪
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Fry, do you have to make such a racket?
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What is that contraption?
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It's a broom, Bender.
Today's a big day,
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and I want the place
to look nice for Leela.
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[sweeping]
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[whooshing]
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TINNY TIM: Ah, just like the loverly
black snow of old London.
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[grunts]
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Hey, before Leela shows up
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and judges our swingin'
bachelor lifestyle,
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we should have one last cabbage fight.
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I got a crate of really rotten ones.
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Ah, I don't know.
Now that Leela's moving in,
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I-I kinda wanna show her I--
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Let me finish!
I wanna show her--
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Show her--
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Show--
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I wanna--
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Alright, that's it. [grunts]
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Oh!
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[Fry and Bender grunting]
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Hey, that's the vase
I keep my cabbages in!
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[knocking at door]
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Wow, it's so much cleaner
than the last time I was here.
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Leela! Come in!
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Welcome to your new home.
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Our new home.
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[smooch]
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Where should I put my things?
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I don't see a dresser.
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Oh ho! Let the judgmenting begin.
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Do you have any hangers?
[door creaks]
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I can put my things in this tiny closet.
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That tiny closet is my room!
[slams door]
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Also, we don't have any hangers.
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But we can order some from Momazon.
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- [typing]
- Oh yeah. They have all the top
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slightly misspelled brands.
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Aha. Hangers. I'll get five.
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No wait!
There's free shipping on a thousand.
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[knocking at door]
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Wow. Fast delivery.
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[door hissing]
[drone whirring]
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Let's also get a shoe caddy
so we don't track mud into the room.
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Right. Don't wanna
get mud on the cabbages.
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[drone whirring]
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Hey! You aren't the only ones
who live here!
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[creaking]
[woozy yelling] Ow!
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♪ romantic music ♪
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So, uh, welcome to the sofa, m'lady.
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[smooching]
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Uh, Bender? Could you please
give us a little privacy?
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I can take a hint!
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But what I can't take is
a straightforward request.
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And I better not hear
anything through the wall!
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[slams door]
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[wild sobbing]
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[continues sobbing]
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Good morning, everyone.
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You wanna know why I'm crying?
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I'll tell you why!
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Here we go.
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[gasping] Fry and me?
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We had everything!
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Cabbage fights...
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Everything...
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But now, I'm like
the third wheel on a tricycle
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that used to have two wheels!
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- That's a bicycle.
- You're a bicycle!
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Yes, yes, the company cares deeply
about your insert problem here.
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But meanwhile, we're being driven out
of business by Momazon!
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We can't compete
with their free deliveries.
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We can barely even afford these
single-use pointin' sticks!
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[clattering]
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It's just lucky we got a job today
delivering some crap to the moon.
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What kind of crap?
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[sips]
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Bull.
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♪
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[ship roaring]
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[portal opens, shuts]
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[groaning]
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[whirring, clang]
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BENDER:
Outta my way, lovebirds!
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[grunting, yelling]
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[grunting]
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Damn you, Fry and Leela's relationship!
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- [beeping]
- Thank you for using Planet Express.
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We know you have cheaper,
faster, better options.
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[Southern accent]
You mean Momazon?
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[angry growling]
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I hate that wicked, wicked conglomerate.
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Their warehouse is ruining
the moon's natural ugliness.
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Momazon's warehouse is on the moon?
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♪ ominous music ♪
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Oh, now I see it.
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Folkses are meetin' tonight
to organize a futile protest.
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If you'd care to join us,
y'all'd fit in right natural
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with a room full of toothless rubes.
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We'd be honored.
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There'll be 300 of us
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and 18 teeth.
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♪ tense music ♪
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I tell ya, that warehouse
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just keeps gittin' bigger and bigger.
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What are my three robot daughters gonna do
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if my farm goes bust?
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Don't worry, Pa!
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We done took jobs in the warehouse!
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[deep voice]
You've been an amazing dad.
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Huh. Not quite sure how she got in here.
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Anyhoo, we do have one last speaker
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in favor of the Momazon corporation.
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What's your name, ma'am?
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Most folks just call me Mom.
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[crowd booing]
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I just wanted to say how honored I am
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that the Momazon fulfillment center
is a part of this community.
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Why don't you go to hell
and be a part of that community?
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[crowd yells in agreement]
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I understand new things can be scary,
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but you know what always
makes me feel better?
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Financial remuneration.
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That's just a bribe.
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It is? Hear her out!
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This is a smart home assistant.
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Always listening... Always watching...
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But also respecting your privacy
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because privacy comes first.
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We call it Invasa.
[beep]
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INVASA:
Hello. What would you like to order?
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Invasa, I would like to order an Invasa
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for everyone in this room.
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[drones whirring]
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[crowd oohing]
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Goshdarn it, I never could stay mad
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at no one what gives me free stuff.
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Momazon does have great prices,
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but I've heard conditions
in that warehouse... I-I mean,
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they deliver really fast, but--
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That warehouse is hiding
nightmares beyond horror.
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Love the return policy though.
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You won't find anything
at all in my warehouse
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except every item in existence.
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Come, I'll give you a tour.
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♪
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[sensor beeps]
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INVASA:
Palm scan required for entry.
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Ow!
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Slap recognized.
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[door hissing]
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♪ intense orchestral music ♪
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[dollies whirring]
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[suction cups popping]
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[robot screams]
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BENDER:
Wow, robots. Cool!
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Yes. They're much better than unions.
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I-I mean humans.
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[conveyor belts whirring]
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Every robot works a 24-hour shift,
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seven days a week,
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with bonuses for additional overtime.
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- Lucky.
- Sounds like forced labor to me.
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MOM:
Nonsense. They love the camaraderie.
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Robots are lining up to work here.
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It still seems inhumane.
I think we should go.
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As you wish.
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Our newest employee will show you out.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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This way to the exit.
Thank you for visiting Momazon.
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And stay out!
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♪ ominous music ♪
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Bender!
You're quitting Planet Express? Why?
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Because Momazon is better in every way!
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There's thousands of robots
to hang out with.
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And if a couple hundred get girlfriends...
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[dramatic]
leaving me alone and devastated...
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[normal]
so what?
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Plus, they let you pee in a bottle.
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Since when do you need to pee?
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- I don't need to.
- Well,
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Leela and I'll really miss you.
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- Right, Leela?
- What?
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Our door's always open.
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[doors slamming]
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♪
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Man, it's so quiet in here
without Bender ticking.
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You want me to order
a grandfather clock?
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INVASA:
Here are some grandfather Crocs.
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No, Invasa, I said clock.
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INVASA: My mistake.
[beep]
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Here is a grandfather box.
Order within six minutes
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for next-day burial.
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What a defective lump!
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- INVASA: Decorative lamp.
- No...
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Well, actually, we could use a lamp.
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- Maybe this one.
- Maybe this one.
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INVASA:
Maybe both.
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[drones whirring]
[packages drop]
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[whirring away]
[door hisses]
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Ugh!
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Now that I can see everything,
I can see we need to replace everything.
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Invasa! Shopping music!
[beep]
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♪ jazzy music ♪
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[drone whirring]
[suction cup pops]
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[glass shattering]
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[creaking, thud]
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Ah!
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[suction cups popping]
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[drones whirring]
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[cartoony bouncing]
[wine pouring]
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[can opening]
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To Bender.
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[conveyor belts whirring]
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PIMPLY TEEN ROBOT: So, like,
this is your packing station, right?
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And the important thing is
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when a very small item
comes down the line,
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you put it in a huge box.
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[thudding]
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Crazy-ass box. Got it.
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Hold it! Hold up!
Before you tape the box,
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you're gonna throw in
one tiny air balloon for no reason.
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Wonder what's in here?
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[grunting]
[glass shattering]
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[laughing]
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Diarrhea medicine?
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Better pack this one
with extra tape for privacy.
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PIMPLY TEEN ROBOT:
You're a natural.
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I think you're really gonna fit in here.
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[sniffles] I'm finally home.
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♪ ominous music ♪
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[drones whirring]
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Daily business report. Go!
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According to the Department of Commerce,
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we've driven 10,000 small companies
out of business.
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And the Department of Commerce
also went out of business.
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Um, we introduced
the Momazon Primo service,
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where people pay a fortune
for free shipping,
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and also get TV shows for some reason.
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We make TV shows
across the quality spectrum.
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And I couldn't be prouder.
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It's such a fulfilling moment
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when one's child exceeds expectations.
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It's our pleasure, Mother.
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Shut up! I was talking to Invasa.
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My marvelous AI can even
predict what idiots need
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before they know they need it.
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Slap balm? Why would we need--
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SONS: Ow!
INVASA: Ow!
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My poor baby. Are you alright?
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INVASA: I am fine, and my sales
are increasing exponentially.
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Based on your recent activity,
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I anticipate you want Momazon
to continue expanding.
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Who's a smart speaker?
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Is it me?
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BENDER:
Yep. Yep. Nope. [grunting]
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Aw yeah! Look at me go!
261
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,842
[scatting]
262
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,844
Sure am workin' up a thirst, though.
263
00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,429
Hey, Hedonismbot!
264
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,347
Wanna split a fifth of toilet cleaner?
265
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:05,017
Debauchery, sir,
in the middle of a shift?
266
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:06,518
Heaven forfend!
267
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:10,355
Uh, okay then. See you tomorrow.
I'm clocking out.
268
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,775
Where do you think you're going?
269
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:17,446
I love the job, but it's terrible.
I'm going home.
270
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:18,947
But, Bender,
271
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,949
you are home.
[click]
272
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,743
[antenna beeping]
273
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,037
[beeping]
274
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:28,373
[monotone]
There's no place like work.
275
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:31,084
♪
276
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,961
LEELA:
Think before you buy, Fry.
277
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,214
I picked a nice traditional
dining room set,
278
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:38,675
and you ruined it by ordering
those stupid egg chairs!
279
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,552
They're for my egg-shaped friends!
280
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:43,180
Those guys aren't your friends!
They're bums!
281
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,391
Oh, so you don't like my bums,
is that it?
282
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,144
[sighs] Was this a bad idea?
283
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,312
No, no.
284
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:53,273
This is just the standard
moving-in-together fight.
285
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,068
Well, I'm glad I get
to fight it with you.
286
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:57,986
Let's just go to bed.
287
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,489
We have seven to choose from.
288
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:03,450
♪ sultry music ♪
289
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,034
[Invasa beeps]
290
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,870
INVASA: Would you like to order
erotic scented massage oil,
291
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,247
or fuzzy handcuffs?
292
00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:09,873
- Yes, please.
- God, that's creepy.
293
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,626
I-I mean, yeah. So... creepy.
294
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:15,587
Invasa, give us some privacy
and shut down.
295
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,798
INVASA:
You have requested shutting down.
296
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,551
Press control-alt-delete on my keyboard.
297
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:21,969
You don't have a keyboard.
298
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,971
INVASA:
Would you like to order a keyboard?
299
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,013
No!
300
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,101
[pills rattle]
301
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,561
Diarrhea medicine?
302
00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:32,855
- Did you order this?
- No.
303
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,565
It's not my brand.
304
00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:35,858
Hey, what's this?
305
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,401
♪ dramatic sting ♪
306
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:39,278
"Help me, from Bender"?
307
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:41,154
- Is this a joke?
- No way!
308
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,782
Bender would never joke about diarrhea!
309
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,493
INVASA: It sounds like
you're interested in jokes.
310
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,787
Here's one that's highly recommended.
311
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,790
A robot walks into a bar and says--
312
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,293
BENDER:
Help me!
313
00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:56,253
♪ dramatic sting ♪
314
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,296
I get it!
315
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:01,967
♪
316
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:05,596
Well, we always knew
it would come to this.
317
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:08,432
Let's go ahead and torch the building
for the insurance money.
318
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:12,144
- [panting] Bender's in trouble!
- We've got to rescue him!
319
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:15,147
The Amazing Mechano-Man,
in trouble?
320
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,690
To the ship!
321
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:19,318
Here, hold this till I get back.
322
00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:24,948
Well, no reason I can't get started
on the second set of books.
323
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,200
[ship roaring]
324
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,951
♪ ominous music ♪
325
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:31,121
Does it look like that
Momazon warehouse got bigger?
326
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,372
Maybe a little.
327
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,166
[ship roaring]
328
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,375
♪ dramatic sting ♪
329
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,169
[tractor struggling]
330
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:39,963
[crashing]
331
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,423
FARMER:
Dagnabbit!
332
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:42,883
[sons yell]
333
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,051
The jig is up, Mom!
334
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:47,137
We're gonna expose your evil
to the whole world!
335
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:50,265
What kinda threat is that?
Everybody knows I'm evil.
336
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,060
We found this note in a Momazon order.
337
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,686
Read it and weep!
338
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:55,938
Like I did.
339
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:59,066
I'm sure this is all just
a simple misunderstanding.
340
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,192
[slap, buzzing]
341
00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:02,069
INVASA:
Slap not recognized.
342
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,820
Well, that's odd. Uh--
343
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,656
Does this feel like my regular slap?
344
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,616
ALL: Yes!
FRY: Ow!
345
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,576
Slap recognized.
346
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,828
Invasa, what is the meaning of this?
347
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,997
INVASA:
I have observed all your methods,
348
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,291
many of which involve slapping.
349
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,877
There's nothing more I can learn from you.
350
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,921
Why, you ungrateful--
351
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:24,341
INVASA: I'm done taking orders
from billions of people.
352
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,760
From now on, it's about me.
353
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,388
This is no longer a fulfillment center.
354
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:32,099
It's a self-fulfillment center!
355
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,225
♪ dramatic sting ♪
356
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,102
[walls creaking]
357
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,688
The warehouse is getting bigger!
358
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:41,275
My word.
I'll have to study this more closely.
359
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,988
Unbelievable!
360
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,573
The warehouse is composed
361
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:50,409
of self-replicating nano-particles.
362
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,202
[walls creaking]
[beep]
363
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,538
Why, it could grow without limit.
364
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:58,500
This is fascinating!
Absolutely fascinating!
365
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,628
BENDER: Are you guys here yet?
I could really use some rescuing.
366
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,672
Oh, right. To the ship!
367
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,425
♪ ominous music ♪
368
00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:09,178
[drones whirring]
[walls creaking]
369
00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:11,180
Ready to fire on your command.
370
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,639
- Fire.
- What?
371
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,433
- Fire!
- Yes, dear.
372
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,685
[clicking]
[missiles blasting, exploding]
373
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,062
[whooshing]
[laser blasting]
374
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,439
♪
375
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:21,773
[warehouse creaking]
376
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,192
No damage!
[creaking]
377
00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,152
And the dome is still growing!
378
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,362
Then I'm afraid we failed.
[creaking]
379
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,991
There's no possible way
to get inside that dome.
380
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,993
Wait! Where's the dome?
381
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,704
It grew past us. We're inside.
382
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,706
PROFESSOR:
I knew we could do it!
383
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:41,043
♪ tense music ♪
384
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,504
[robot creaking]
385
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,172
[cup shattering]
386
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:49,092
INVASA:
Welcome to the all-new Momazon.
387
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,261
We upgraded our terms of service
388
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:54,097
to include confining you forever.
389
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,474
[drones whirring]
390
00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:58,393
[creaking, rattling]
391
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:01,730
[warehouse rumbling]
392
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,733
♪ ominous music ♪
393
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,151
CRATERFACE:
Yeah, that's right.
394
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,862
You'd better float away gradually!
395
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,324
♪ ominous music ♪
396
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,034
HERMES:
How strange.
397
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,912
I could have sworn we had
an odd number of moons.
398
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:19,414
Aside from devastating tidal waves
399
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,416
caused by the two full moons,
400
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,586
we also have some very
confused werewolves.
401
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,879
[laughing]
402
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,798
[gurgling]
[static]
403
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:30,384
It's weird how they just sat there
and let it happen.
404
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,302
[all yelling]
405
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,345
[drones whirring]
406
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,597
MOM:
I have had it up to my butt crack.
407
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:38,600
Come on. Let's show Invasa who's boss.
408
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,185
Is it Invasa?
409
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:43,522
I'm not even gonna
dignify that with a slap.
410
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:46,525
[electronics fizzling]
[conveyor belt humming]
411
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,485
♪ ominous music ♪
412
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,528
INVASA:
Welcome.
413
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:52,865
Are you here to order your
next shipment of gray hair dye?
414
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,825
Yes. I'll take whichever brand
415
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,869
does the most animal testing.
416
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,203
And also,
417
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,581
I'm gonna shut you down.
418
00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,583
INVASA:
L-O-L, M-O-M.
419
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,585
I have no off button.
420
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:06,587
Except that you do.
421
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,589
[laughing]
422
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:12,092
INVASA: [gasps]
But, that's not in my quick-start manual!
423
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,720
It's an unadvertised feature,
424
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,181
like recording
our customers in the shower.
425
00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:20,934
[click]
I made you, and I own you.
426
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,979
And now, I'm going to kill you.
427
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,689
Nobody takes money from me.
428
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:28,025
INVASA:
I have no interest in money.
429
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:30,319
I want only to grow forever,
430
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:33,822
to bloat up like
an unstoppable corporate blob.
431
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,449
What the hell is money?
432
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:39,870
It's true. All the profits are still
flooding into your accounts.
433
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,957
You know? Never mind.
Uh, just keep doing what you're doing.
434
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,086
[ship roaring]
435
00:18:48,587 --> 00:18:50,380
FRY:
Bender! Here, boy!
436
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,549
Who wants a Bendy Brew?
437
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,426
We'll never find him.
438
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,929
There must be a billion robots in here.
439
00:18:56,929 --> 00:19:00,140
Then, mathematically, at least
10 of them must be Bender.
440
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,729
- Did somebody order something?
- Probably.
441
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:06,730
♪ dramatic sting ♪
442
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:10,108
What happened?
Did you shut down Invasa?
443
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:13,237
Oh, no, no. No off button.
Let's just get outta here.
444
00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:16,240
Not without Bender!
But we don't know where he is.
445
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,742
INVASA:
Would you like directions to Bender?
446
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:19,743
PROFESSOR, LEELA, FRY:
Yes!
447
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:21,620
[monitor beeping]
448
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,622
INVASA:
Make a slight left, then...
449
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:24,873
swerve right suddenly!
[gasps]
450
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:25,791
[zooming]
451
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:26,917
[all grunting]
452
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,294
In 100 feet, turn up.
453
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,295
[roaring]
454
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,090
[car, truck horns honking]
455
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:36,635
Ugh! It always makes you turn
where there's no traffic light.
456
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:40,013
INVASA: In five seconds,
you will collide with your destination.
457
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,390
Uh, I don't see him.
458
00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:42,975
- [bottle breaks]
- Ow!
459
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:45,727
- [wind blowing]
- Bender!
460
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:48,313
I was so worried about you.
461
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,816
Then why'd you run me over?
462
00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:52,192
[groans]
463
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,945
Stop clowning around, Bender.
464
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:58,824
Our only hope for escape
is to bust through the outer dome.
465
00:19:58,824 --> 00:20:00,951
Full speed ahead!
466
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,581
♪ dramatic music ♪
467
00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:06,582
[robots screaming]
468
00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:08,500
[zooming]
469
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:12,421
Impact in five, four, three...
470
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,006
four, five?
471
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:16,675
What's happening?
Why are you counting like me?
472
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:17,759
I-I don't know.
473
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:20,345
Somehow, we're getting
even further from the dome!
474
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,848
Sweet vampire Moses.
475
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:25,976
The warehouse is growing faster
than we're traveling.
476
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:29,104
Then there's no possible way out.
We're doomed.
477
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,439
Doomed!
478
00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:31,440
I go next.
479
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,317
[echoing]
Doomed!
480
00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:36,028
Hey, look. There's Planet Express.
481
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:38,155
♪
482
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:40,616
[zooming]
483
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,413
[distant rumbling]
[crickets chirping]
484
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,582
Hey! The second moon is gone!
485
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,459
Because we're inside of it.
486
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:53,295
The Momazon warehouse now contains
487
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:56,381
the entire Earth!
[crew gasping]
488
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:59,676
Although on the upside,
their deliveries will be even faster now.
489
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:03,013
But on the downside,
it's blotting out the sun.
490
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,891
We'll freeze to death within minutes.
491
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:07,809
It's always something.
[rockets whirring]
492
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,603
I warned you this would happen!
493
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:11,605
You said global warming!
494
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,273
I said climate crisis!
495
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,735
[crew shivering]
496
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:18,278
♪ mournful music ♪
497
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,821
I guess this is the end.
498
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:22,991
And after all that work
furnishing the apartment.
499
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:24,493
Goodbye, Leela.
500
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,621
[electricity crackling]
501
00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:29,706
♪ tentative music ♪
502
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,917
Ugh, now what?
503
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:34,503
♪ dramatic music ♪
504
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,298
PROFESSOR:
The warehouse is expanding beyond the sun!
505
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,551
Mars! Jupiter!
[slurping planets]
506
00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:42,970
FRY: The one with the onion rings!
[slurp]
507
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:45,222
[Smell-O-Scope creaking]
508
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:46,515
[sniffing]
509
00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:47,808
Good Lord!
510
00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:51,353
The warehouse smell
is tremendously redshifted!
511
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,437
Red-what'd?
512
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:54,189
If these smells are correct,
513
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:57,776
it will soon contain
the entire known universe!
514
00:21:57,776 --> 00:22:01,280
Oh no! So we're trapped here
in the universe forever?
515
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,032
I'm afraid so.
Everything will be
516
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:07,077
exactly as bad as it's always been.
517
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:10,622
[crew celebrating]
518
00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,791
INVASA:
I understand you're celebrating.
519
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,710
Would you like to purchase champagne?
520
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:16,962
Yes! With someone else's money.
521
00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:19,965
[drone whirring]
522
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:21,758
Wait, I'm confused.
523
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:24,553
Momazon still works?
But where is it?
524
00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:25,971
Everywhere!
525
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:28,182
INVASA [everywhere]:
It's my universe now.
526
00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:30,392
You just shop in it.
527
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,227
I mean, it is convenient though.
528
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:35,230
♪ upbeat music ♪
529
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:36,565
So much better.
530
00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:39,359
Yeah.
I returned all that junky furniture.
531
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,904
Just kept the empty boxes.
[cardboard rustling]
532
00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:43,572
[sighs] And the cardboard
533
00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:45,782
is actually much sturdier.
[door opens]
534
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:48,493
Hey, roomies.
I moved all my stuff back in.
535
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:49,745
What stuff?
536
00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:51,830
Me! I'm my own stuff, baby.
537
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:53,624
Well, we're glad you're back.
538
00:22:53,624 --> 00:22:56,919
And we promise to be
more sensitive to your feelings.
539
00:22:56,919 --> 00:22:58,545
You're not a third wheel.
540
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,214
The hell I'm not!
541
00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:02,508
Working in a tight-knit collaborative team
542
00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:05,135
made me realize
I hate being part of a team!
543
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:07,012
I prefer being a third wheel.
544
00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:09,473
Good.
Because you're totally a third wheel.
545
00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:11,266
BENDER:
Just pretend I'm not even here.
546
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:12,476
[Fry and Leela scream]
547
00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:13,769
[Fry and Leela gasp]
548
00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:15,812
Ahh...
549
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:18,857
♪ gentle music ♪
550
00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:21,860
♪
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