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Welcome.
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Sorry, I didn't see you. May I help you?
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Did you make a reservation?
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What are you listening?
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It's Korean music.
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Can I?
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Yeah, of course.
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How long do you want to stay?
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I don't know yet.
But three nights? It's okay?
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It's as you wish, of course.
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I need your passport, please.
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Thanks.
It's Mathieu.
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Fine, and you?
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Did you get my message?
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Yes, I found your phone.
It's at the house.
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Can you watch Rose this afternoon?
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She's not feeling well.
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She doesn't want to go to school.
Okay?
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Great.
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Okay. That way
you can pick up your phone.
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Thanks a lot, Julia.
See you later.
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The Alliance Française
gives French classes,
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with some clouds sure to
come in around 10:00 a.m.
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And even though the high gust
warning will, um, expire
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mid to late morning,
you'll still want to keep...
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The search
for a group of missing hikers
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is set to resume this morning
just outside Agua Dulce.
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The tour group went out
two days ago
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and on the Pacific Crest Trail
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but didn't come back
as expected that night.
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Crews started searching
yesterday morning...
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And traffic is already backed up
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due to an accident
on the southbound 101.
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It is 7:44 with Bo and Ives.
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Bang.
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Bang.
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Bang.
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Whoa. Come on.
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Down, down.
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Down, down, down.
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Bang! Yes, a good boy.
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Up. Up, up.
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Okay, up. Up, up.
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Got to keep our heads up
out the clouds on this one.
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I know.
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Now, we land this...
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Yeah. Like Six Guns.
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I mean, we really put on a show,
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well, you know they're gonna
bring us back for the sequel.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, we sure as hell ain't
got to sell no more horses.
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So just execute.
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And we ain't got
no more problems. Mm.
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You good?
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You good?
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Where your sister?
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What's that about?
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- She's supposed to be here.
- Yeah.
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Goddamn it.
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Thought I told you
to fix the damn walker.
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You hear that?
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Pops.
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- Come on, come on. Pop.
- Firefly.
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- What else? What else?
- Ghost.
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Uh-huh.
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Beethoven.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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- Commodore.
- Yeah.
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Virgil.
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You good. You good.
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You good. You good.
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You good, man. You good.
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- Ghost.
- You good. You good. You good.
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- Pops?
- Lucky.
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- Pops. Pops.
- Commodore.
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Pops!
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OJ.
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Oh. Hi, horsie.
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Hey, hey, hey. Don't
look him in the eyes, please.
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Okay.
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You ready to do
the safety meeting?
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Uh, I'm gonna need like five...
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Um, my team's almost here.
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Your team's not here.
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Okay. Hold.
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Sorry, I got the horse guy
talking to me, too.
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- What's up? Copy.
- Safety meeting at the...
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Ms. Bonnie Clayton on set.
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Here she is, everybody.
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Take a look at all of that.
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Fynn, this is OJ,
our horse trainer.
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You remember these guys
from Flash Point.
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Yeah. Hi.
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Uh...
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Your name is OJ?
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Yeah, Otis Junior.
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Oh.
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Uh...
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Where's the o... the other guy?
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- The-the-the senior guy?
- Dude, he died.
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About six months ago.
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A bunch of random shit
fell out of a plane.
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So I guess we're stuck
with Junior over here.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Fuck. Great.
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Uh, Ant, how we looking?
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Yeah, good, if we're selling
a horse's ass.
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That's, uh,
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legendary cinematographer
Antlers Holst over here...
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Let's go ahead
and spin the horse.
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But you had said "hold," so...
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And now I'm saying "spin."
Let's go. -
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Great. And while that's
spinning, can we get makeup?
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Get makeup for
Ms. Bonnie Clayton, please.
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Hold on.
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Can you step away
from the back, please?
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They told me to come here.
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Good call, OJ.
Um, tell you what,
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let's do a quick safety meeting.
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Guys, this is OJ,
our horse trainer.
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Take it away.
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Kill the music, please.
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My name is OJ. Uh...
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I think my sister's
gonna be here in a minute.
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Little louder, please.
We cannot hear you in the back.
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I said we are animal wranglers
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with Haywood Hollywood Horses.
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And, uh... did you know
the very first, uh, assem...
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Hey, yo!
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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I'm so sorry about that.
Let me do that.
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Sorry, brother.
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- Safety meeting.
- Yeah.
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Hello! How y'all doing?
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Sorry for the tardiness.
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My name is Emerald, that's OJ,
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and we are
your animal wranglers today
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with Haywood Hollywood Horses.
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Now, did you know
that the very first
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assembly of photographs
in sequential order
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to create a motion picture
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was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?
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Yes, it was. Yes, it was.
Look it up.
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Now, I know you guys know
Eadweard Muybridge,
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the grandfather
of motion pictures
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who took the pictures
that created that clip,
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but does anybody know the name
of the Black jockey
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that rode the horse?
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No.
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Nope? I mean,
the very first stuntman,
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animal wrangler and movie star
all rolled into one,
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and there is literally
no record of him.
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That man was a Bahamian jockey
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that went by the name
of Alistair E. Haywood.
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And he is
my great-great-grandfather.
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Great. -There's another
"great" grandfather.
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That's why
back at the Haywood Ranch,
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as the only Black-owned
horse trainers in Hollywood,
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we like to say, "Since the
moment pictures could move",
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we had skin in the game."
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All right, let's get into
some, uh, safety precautions
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while we're on set, shall we?
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Number one, please refrain
from making any loud noises,
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sudden movements,
and keep your cell phones off.
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We'd really appreciate that.
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Two, if you see anything
that looks or feels unsafe,
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contact me, OJ or your second
in chain of command.
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And three,
let's have a great shoot!
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Uh, and I'm Emerald Haywood.
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I direct, write, produce, act.
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I do a little...
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Uh, motorcycles, baby.
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Look, I-I make
a mean grilled cheese
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if you're looking for crafty.
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Just-just holler at me.
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Okay, that was great.
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That was... that was a lot.
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Uh, let's do a rehearsal.
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- Yeah? Rehearsal?
- Rehearsing, we should.
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We should do one. Rehearsing.
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I think...
I think he might need a break.
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Yeah, we'll rehearse one first,
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and then break, yeah?
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Well, I'm ready to do one.
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OJ, she's...
she's ready to do one.
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Tell the horse
we're ready to do one.
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VFX, can we get the ball
in here while we have a sec?
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- Em.
- VFX. Uh, and, OJ,
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you can... you can step off.
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Step out. Step off.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Uh, step out.
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Em?
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What's the horse's name?
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- Uh, Lucky.
- Lucky.
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- Is he?
- VFX!
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Yeah. Em?
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- Uh, OJ, let's step off.
- You calling me?
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- I'm trying to work.
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What'd I tell you
about that, man?
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Hey, man, if she can't
get near the back of the horse,
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- what are we doing here?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! -
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- Whoa!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Medic.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Are you okay?
- Whoa, whoa.
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Look,
maybe it's just too soon, huh?
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Yeah, it's not the gig.
Not ready yet.
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Right?
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- We need it, man.
- No, I know.
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Your dad left an enormous hole.
I know that.
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But don't worry,
there'll be others.
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All right? I'm sorry.
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- And...
- Sorry.
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Just, you tell her sorry.
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Thank you for the opportunity.
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Come on, now.
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Oh, where's VFX?
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Oh, all right. You got it.
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Sorry, that was...
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So, where am I dropping you?
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I'm-a go up with you.
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I need to get some shit.
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My little girl said, you know,
I could crash at her place,
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so I'll be gone in the morning.
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So I'm gonna drive you back
tomorrow?
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I can find a ride.
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But, I mean, like, can I get
fun OJ out this bitch?
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'Cause this wack-ass OJ
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is really making me feel
like I'm not loved.
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Is that how you want
your little sister to feel?
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What happened to Gold Rush?
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Gold Rush went bankrupt.
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It's been this for three years.
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- Damn.
- Howdy, folks.
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Welcome to Jupiter's Claim.
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Step on up for the wishing well.
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Get your Jupe Jangle.
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Go on,
take a picture at the well.
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Cowboys and cowgirls,
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just a little heads-up.
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Join us Fridays at 5:30 p.m.
for the brand-spanking-new
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Jupiter's Claim
Star Lasso Experience.
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Come on over
to the Sundae Saloon.
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Get your ice-cold sarsaparilla.
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Look at this. I've never
seen anything like it.
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- Oh, shi...
- Come on.
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I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry.
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- Photo bomb.
- You ruined it.
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- Yeah, my bad.
- Gold, I tell you.
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They got gold up in here.
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Lucky.
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Hang tight.
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I'll be back.
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Let's go.
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How many you sold?
257
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How many?
258
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,982
Ten.
259
00:16:19,118 --> 00:16:20,652
You sold ten of Pops' horses?
260
00:16:20,788 --> 00:16:22,316
I'm gonna get 'em back.
261
00:16:22,451 --> 00:16:24,583
- Can you stay out here?
- Why?
262
00:16:24,719 --> 00:16:26,420
I'm developing
a business relationship,
263
00:16:26,556 --> 00:16:27,990
and you're a liability
right now.
264
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,287
How am I a liability?
265
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,724
How are you a lia...
266
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,164
Don't promote your fucking
side shit on the job.
267
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,327
- Oh, my God.
- Actor, singer, dancer,
268
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,436
seamstress, motorcycles.
269
00:16:38,571 --> 00:16:40,651
You want to promote something,
promote this business.
270
00:16:40,773 --> 00:16:42,240
No, OJ. No.
271
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,970
First of all, that's not
my side shit. This is.
272
00:16:45,106 --> 00:16:48,111
And second of all, if anybody's
a liability...
273
00:16:48,246 --> 00:16:50,373
- Fuck you.
- No, fuck you.
274
00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:54,253
Hi there. It's Amber
again from Jupe's Claim.
275
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,822
It does look like we were able
to squeeze out, uh,
276
00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:59,323
a couple of extra press passes
277
00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:02,821
for the upcoming
friends and family preview.
278
00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:06,330
Oh. No apology necessary.
279
00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:08,763
This is in reference
to the biggest, bestest,
280
00:17:08,899 --> 00:17:11,137
brand-new live show we have
coming up here at the park,
281
00:17:11,273 --> 00:17:13,163
- which is sneaking up on us...
- Come in.
282
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,875
If you'd like, I can
go ahead and put you down...
283
00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:16,533
OJ.
284
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:17,944
Thanks for coming up.
285
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,776
How you doing?
This is my sister Em.
286
00:17:19,911 --> 00:17:21,781
Hi there.
287
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:25,342
So, uh... who'd you bring me?
288
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,317
Uh, Lucky.
289
00:17:27,453 --> 00:17:29,313
He's my second-best horse,
you know, uh...
290
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,181
He lost focus.
291
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:34,987
So, uh... I mean, I did, too,
but I can't fire myself.
292
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,695
- That's good.
- Hold up.
293
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,496
This you?
294
00:17:39,631 --> 00:17:42,134
You literally the Asian kid
from Kid Sheriff?
295
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,695
- Em, Em, Em, Em...
- No, it's okay.
296
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,699
Yeah, I was, uh...
I was Lil' Jupe.
297
00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:47,701
Ah, dude, you were
literally my favorite.
298
00:17:47,836 --> 00:17:49,356
You mind if I get
a picture real quick?
299
00:17:49,471 --> 00:17:51,137
Hey, you mind if we talk?
300
00:17:51,272 --> 00:17:53,470
Yes. Of course.
301
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,506
Please, browse away.
302
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,573
Su casa es mi casa.
303
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,642
Thank you. I sure will.
304
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:02,184
Um, so...
305
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,180
same deal, yeah? Eleven-five?
306
00:18:04,315 --> 00:18:06,523
- Yeah. Thank you.
- That's 3D. Yeah.
307
00:18:06,658 --> 00:18:08,924
Whatever happened to that
Black boy? He was good.
308
00:18:09,059 --> 00:18:10,559
Stop, stop.
309
00:18:11,694 --> 00:18:13,365
He was good.
310
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,094
I actually wanted to, uh,
lay some groundwork,
311
00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:19,264
uh, to a pathway of-of, uh,
buying some of them back.
312
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,673
All right?
313
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,707
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
314
00:18:22,843 --> 00:18:24,400
Yeah. Totally.
315
00:18:24,535 --> 00:18:26,877
Um...
316
00:18:27,013 --> 00:18:28,045
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
317
00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:30,216
Actually, OJ,
318
00:18:30,352 --> 00:18:32,719
the offer I made your dad
is still on the table.
319
00:18:32,854 --> 00:18:34,253
Oh, uh...
320
00:18:34,388 --> 00:18:36,116
- Let me... Let...
- Yo, wait a minute.
321
00:18:36,251 --> 00:18:39,253
So, that...
322
00:18:39,389 --> 00:18:41,757
OJ, have I shown you this?
323
00:18:41,893 --> 00:18:45,123
This is in reference
to the Gordy's Home incident.
324
00:18:46,562 --> 00:18:49,468
Gordy's Home. Yeah, yeah.
325
00:18:49,604 --> 00:18:52,636
So, Gordy's Home is
a short-lived but fabled sitcom
326
00:18:52,772 --> 00:18:55,306
I starred in in '96
after Kid Sheriff blew up.
327
00:18:55,442 --> 00:18:57,034
Yeah, my pops told me
about this show.
328
00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:59,409
The-the monkey went crazy
or some shit.
329
00:18:59,545 --> 00:19:03,040
You know, I usually charge
a fee for this.
330
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,115
Oh, damn.
331
00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:08,820
Ta-da.
332
00:19:08,955 --> 00:19:10,718
Hmm.
333
00:19:16,056 --> 00:19:17,721
That's the first
exploding fist bump.
334
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,457
What? Really?
335
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,159
Y'all came up with that?
336
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:24,336
So, as I was saying, uh,
Gordy's Home began airing
337
00:19:24,471 --> 00:19:26,632
in the fall of '96...
338
00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:28,841
and it was an immediate hit.
339
00:19:28,976 --> 00:19:30,666
Uh, ratings were huge.
340
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:32,471
Pretty good reviews.
341
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,404
Just really took off.
342
00:19:34,539 --> 00:19:35,974
Yeah.
343
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:40,079
Then, uh, one day...
344
00:19:41,048 --> 00:19:43,015
we were shooting an episode
345
00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:46,285
in season two entitled, uh,
"Gordy's Birthday."
346
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:49,855
And, um... boom.
347
00:19:49,991 --> 00:19:53,326
One of the chimps
that plays Gordy just...
348
00:19:53,462 --> 00:19:55,092
just hit his limit.
349
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:59,637
And it was six minutes
and 13 seconds of havoc.
350
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,275
Network tried to bury hit,
but it was a spectacle.
351
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,437
People are just obsessed.
352
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:06,772
You're kidding me.
353
00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:08,777
OJ, you said you heard
about that?
354
00:20:08,912 --> 00:20:11,180
Mm-hmm. That's why
they don't let you use chimps.
355
00:20:11,316 --> 00:20:13,519
That's part of the reason.
356
00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:16,516
There's a growing Gordy's Home
fan base out there now.
357
00:20:16,652 --> 00:20:18,190
This Dutch couple paid me 50K
358
00:20:18,326 --> 00:20:19,858
to come in here
and spend the night.
359
00:20:19,994 --> 00:20:21,650
I didn't ask.
360
00:20:21,786 --> 00:20:23,025
That's crazy.
361
00:20:26,695 --> 00:20:28,961
So, what happened really, man?
362
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,704
You haven't seen
the Bad Gordy sketch on SNL?
363
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,173
I mean, they pretty much
nailed it better than I could.
364
00:20:37,309 --> 00:20:39,675
- Mm.
- No?
365
00:20:40,675 --> 00:20:42,078
Saturday Night Live?
366
00:20:42,214 --> 00:20:44,245
Darrell Hammond as Tom.
367
00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:46,876
Ana Gasteyer as Phyllis.
368
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:50,089
Cheri Oteri as Mary Jo Elliot.
369
00:20:50,225 --> 00:20:52,422
Scott Wolf is the host.
He's me.
370
00:20:52,558 --> 00:20:54,721
But, of course,
the star of the sketch
371
00:20:54,856 --> 00:20:57,587
is Chris goddamn Kattan
as Gordy,
372
00:20:57,722 --> 00:20:59,898
and he is...
373
00:21:00,033 --> 00:21:02,032
undeniable, okay?
374
00:21:02,168 --> 00:21:03,931
Bit goes like this.
375
00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:06,495
Everyone's trying to celebrate
Gordy's birthday,
376
00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:11,207
but every time Gordy hears
something about the jungle,
377
00:21:11,343 --> 00:21:14,708
Gordy... Kattan... goes off.
378
00:21:14,843 --> 00:21:17,840
And it's... it's Kattan.
379
00:21:17,975 --> 00:21:20,050
He's just crushing it.
380
00:21:20,186 --> 00:21:22,087
He is a force of nature.
381
00:21:22,222 --> 00:21:25,424
He is killing on that stage.
382
00:21:32,263 --> 00:21:34,558
Yeah.
383
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,692
It's legendary.
384
00:21:36,827 --> 00:21:38,595
Legendary shit.
385
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,064
Yeah.
386
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:42,640
Yeah, I'm gonna have to
go ahead,
387
00:21:42,775 --> 00:21:44,272
look that one up on YouTube.
388
00:21:44,407 --> 00:21:45,735
Details, you know?
389
00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:47,307
Totally.
390
00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:53,078
I got some work I got to do.
391
00:21:54,115 --> 00:21:56,386
So we ain't gonna chill
tonight, nothing?
392
00:21:56,522 --> 00:21:58,886
- You want to work?
- Hell no.
393
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,326
So, uh, what was the offer?
394
00:22:05,462 --> 00:22:07,367
- Jupe?
- Yeah.
395
00:22:08,532 --> 00:22:09,969
He offered to buy the ranch.
396
00:22:10,104 --> 00:22:11,466
Oh, really?
397
00:22:11,602 --> 00:22:13,430
That's interesting. How much?
398
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,334
Why?
399
00:22:15,469 --> 00:22:19,038
'Cause... I'm trying to see
how big of a dumb-ass you are.
400
00:22:20,415 --> 00:22:22,107
Big dumb-ass, probably.
401
00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:39,760
So I guess you don't want
to see what's good
402
00:22:39,896 --> 00:22:41,467
with Dad liquor cabinet,
then, huh?!
403
00:22:48,807 --> 00:22:50,839
I got that hobby weed, too,
actually.
404
00:22:52,609 --> 00:22:54,310
That's all you had to say, then.
405
00:22:54,446 --> 00:22:55,778
The hobby weed.
406
00:22:55,914 --> 00:22:57,627
That's all you had to say,
just let me know.
407
00:22:57,651 --> 00:22:59,276
You should've dropped that
at the top.
408
00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:01,113
"I got the hobby weed."
You know I'm ready.
409
00:23:07,585 --> 00:23:10,153
Okay, your reflexes
are still quick. Like, whoa.
410
00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:12,862
- I ain't mad at it.
- I'm watching.
411
00:23:13,832 --> 00:23:15,963
To the man.
412
00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:20,899
Drink.
413
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,805
Oh, shit.
414
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,843
Remember Jean Jacket?
415
00:23:29,979 --> 00:23:32,409
Yeah, good horse.
416
00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:35,554
Supposed to be
my first horse, actually.
417
00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:37,554
I was just talking
to my therapist about this
418
00:23:37,689 --> 00:23:39,490
- not too long ago.
- Therapist?
419
00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:43,194
Yes. I fuck one
on occasion sometimes.
420
00:23:45,127 --> 00:23:48,358
I was telling her that,
for my ninth birthday,
421
00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:51,162
I was supposed to get
to train Jean Jacket.
422
00:23:51,298 --> 00:23:53,535
But then Pops got
some Western, and...
423
00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:55,370
Jean Jacket wasn't mine no more.
424
00:23:55,506 --> 00:23:57,933
Classic Otis Senior.
425
00:23:58,069 --> 00:24:00,172
I distinctly remember...
426
00:24:01,912 --> 00:24:03,710
standing right here
at this window,
427
00:24:03,846 --> 00:24:06,512
watching y'all train my horse.
428
00:24:06,647 --> 00:24:08,052
My horse.
429
00:24:09,884 --> 00:24:12,256
Pops never looked up at me.
430
00:24:12,392 --> 00:24:14,016
Whoa, now.
431
00:24:14,151 --> 00:24:16,188
Whoa, now. Whoa, now.
432
00:24:17,361 --> 00:24:19,026
OJ, come on.
433
00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:28,402
But you did, nigga.
434
00:24:28,537 --> 00:24:30,400
Remember?
435
00:24:33,371 --> 00:24:35,905
It was Scorpion King, actually.
436
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,748
It wasn't a Western.
437
00:24:38,784 --> 00:24:41,778
That was the first job
Pops took me on.
438
00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:44,049
Wasn't much fun.
439
00:24:44,185 --> 00:24:46,724
Ended up using camels
anyways, so...
440
00:24:49,261 --> 00:24:51,592
The point is...
441
00:24:51,727 --> 00:24:53,698
Yeah, fuck the point.
442
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:56,760
Yo, that man was
hardheaded as fuck.
443
00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,630
And so are you.
444
00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:00,069
That's it.
445
00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:07,004
But at the end of the day,
you got to...
446
00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:09,615
you got to admit, man, Pops...
447
00:25:12,951 --> 00:25:15,313
Pops did something
when he made this place.
448
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,123
He changed the industry.
449
00:25:19,258 --> 00:25:21,220
That's real.
450
00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,092
I can't just let that go.
451
00:25:26,961 --> 00:25:29,426
Why is Ghost in the arena?
452
00:25:57,131 --> 00:25:58,862
What's good?
453
00:26:04,302 --> 00:26:05,836
Yeah.
454
00:26:30,527 --> 00:26:33,021
Hey, yo, Em. Em!
455
00:26:33,157 --> 00:26:34,759
Turn it down!
456
00:26:34,894 --> 00:26:36,261
All right!
457
00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:51,677
Hey!
458
00:26:51,812 --> 00:26:53,510
Where he going?
459
00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:39,765
What if I...
460
00:27:42,066 --> 00:27:44,363
What if I told you...
461
00:27:46,299 --> 00:27:49,137
you'll leave here different?
462
00:27:52,573 --> 00:27:57,145
See, every Friday
for the last six months...
463
00:27:58,751 --> 00:28:02,451
my family and I bore witness
464
00:28:02,587 --> 00:28:04,852
to an absolute
465
00:28:04,988 --> 00:28:06,754
spectacle.
466
00:28:46,295 --> 00:28:47,993
Huh?
467
00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:16,323
You see it? The power?
468
00:29:17,530 --> 00:29:19,392
Where's Ghost?
469
00:29:21,526 --> 00:29:23,627
- I don't know.
- Hold on.
470
00:29:30,742 --> 00:29:32,905
Boom. Power went out.
471
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,243
- See?
- Rewind.
472
00:29:40,881 --> 00:29:42,218
Stop.
473
00:29:43,221 --> 00:29:45,286
Ghost talking about,
"I ain't listening.
474
00:29:45,422 --> 00:29:48,058
I'm not trained.
I do whatever the fuck I want."
475
00:29:49,219 --> 00:29:51,087
What?
476
00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:52,865
What'd you see?
477
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,240
What's a bad miracle?
478
00:30:03,376 --> 00:30:05,339
Hmm?
479
00:30:06,746 --> 00:30:08,848
They got a word for that?
480
00:30:10,713 --> 00:30:12,384
Nope.
481
00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:16,218
They said it was a prop plane
or something that killed Pops.
482
00:30:18,949 --> 00:30:21,091
That shit ain't never
made sense to me.
483
00:30:21,226 --> 00:30:22,827
Then tonight,
I heard Ghost make a sound
484
00:30:22,963 --> 00:30:24,320
I ain't never heard
a horse make.
485
00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:26,525
What did you see? Hmm?
486
00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:29,897
It was big.
487
00:30:30,033 --> 00:30:31,902
- How big?
- Big.
488
00:30:32,038 --> 00:30:34,467
- What'd it look like?
- I don't know.
489
00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:41,045
It was fast.
490
00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:44,240
Too fast.
491
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,349
Too quiet to be a plane.
492
00:30:46,485 --> 00:30:48,053
OJ.
493
00:30:48,990 --> 00:30:51,715
Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
494
00:30:58,494 --> 00:31:00,134
I'm telling you, man,
we don't need a lot.
495
00:31:00,165 --> 00:31:01,565
We just need enough
to make our shit
496
00:31:01,628 --> 00:31:02,878
look different
from what's out there.
497
00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:04,165
You get what I'm saying?
Like...
498
00:31:04,301 --> 00:31:05,796
You know I ain't trying
to run it up.
499
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:08,631
I just was looking online,
and I seen a lot of shit.
500
00:31:08,766 --> 00:31:10,206
You know I'm broke, right?
501
00:31:10,341 --> 00:31:12,708
We'll use my money.
502
00:31:12,844 --> 00:31:14,346
Okay, shut up. Look.
503
00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:16,144
All right.
504
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,115
There it is.
Five to a hundred K.
505
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:20,843
- Well, read it.
- You read it, dyslexic ass.
506
00:31:20,978 --> 00:31:23,479
The point is
a website like Cyber Dominion
507
00:31:23,614 --> 00:31:25,221
will pay five to a hundred K
508
00:31:25,357 --> 00:31:27,623
for photographic evidence
of UFOs and shit.
509
00:31:27,758 --> 00:31:29,620
A hundred K?
510
00:31:29,756 --> 00:31:31,997
And that's just what I saw
on the first go.
511
00:31:33,629 --> 00:31:35,901
Now that I'm thinking about it,
fuck Cyber Dominion.
512
00:31:36,037 --> 00:31:38,036
This shit right here is
a moment... our moment.
513
00:31:38,171 --> 00:31:40,038
We set it up,
release it the right way,
514
00:31:40,173 --> 00:31:42,840
man, I'm talking
rich and famous for life.
515
00:31:42,975 --> 00:31:44,535
How you doing? You look pretty.
516
00:31:44,671 --> 00:31:46,175
She look like
she got a big house.
517
00:31:46,310 --> 00:31:47,846
- How?
- How what? How we put it out?
518
00:31:47,982 --> 00:31:49,422
- Mm.
- Well, that's what I'm saying.
519
00:31:49,446 --> 00:31:51,206
We don't just go for
the quick cash-in, okay?
520
00:31:51,275 --> 00:31:53,676
We-we go to the most credible
platform to do the story.
521
00:31:53,811 --> 00:31:55,550
- What's that? Like Oprah?
- Yeah.
522
00:31:55,686 --> 00:31:57,691
Like Oprah, for example.
After that, everybody want in.
523
00:31:57,715 --> 00:31:58,955
Well, I'm saying there's plenty
524
00:31:58,990 --> 00:32:00,388
of videos of flying shit online.
525
00:32:00,524 --> 00:32:02,304
I saw one the other day.
That wasn't on Oprah.
526
00:32:02,328 --> 00:32:03,968
Nigga, I didn't say Oprah.
You said Oprah.
527
00:32:04,026 --> 00:32:05,658
You love Oprah.
528
00:32:05,794 --> 00:32:07,839
Look, all I'm saying is
all that shit online is fake.
529
00:32:07,863 --> 00:32:10,095
Low quality. Ain't nobody
gonna get what we gonna get.
530
00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:11,527
What we gonna get?
531
00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:12,934
- The shot.
- What shot?
532
00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:14,871
The shot. The money shot.
533
00:32:15,006 --> 00:32:17,240
Undeniable, singular, the...
534
00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:20,579
- the Oprah shot.
- The Oprah shot?
535
00:32:20,714 --> 00:32:22,571
Excuse me.
536
00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:25,149
Hi. I can help you over here.
537
00:32:28,246 --> 00:32:29,847
Hi.
538
00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:31,619
Thank you for shopping
at Fry's. -
539
00:32:31,755 --> 00:32:33,669
Did you guys find everything
you're looking for today?
540
00:32:33,693 --> 00:32:35,625
Yes... Angel.
541
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,293
Oh. Great.
542
00:32:38,429 --> 00:32:40,390
Um, actually, do you have
a card with us?
543
00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:41,731
No, thank you.
544
00:32:41,867 --> 00:32:42,965
Uh, would you like one?
545
00:32:43,101 --> 00:32:44,598
- Because it...
- No, thank you.
546
00:32:44,733 --> 00:32:46,049
Would you like one of
our tech support personnel
547
00:32:46,073 --> 00:32:47,393
to help you
with the installation?
548
00:32:47,435 --> 00:32:49,441
No, no, no, no, no, thank you.
549
00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:51,108
Appreciate you.
550
00:32:51,243 --> 00:32:53,705
All right, uh,
no help with the install.
551
00:32:54,705 --> 00:32:56,307
Suit yourself.
552
00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:57,879
Is it a hard install?
553
00:32:58,014 --> 00:32:59,412
Well, for me, no.
554
00:32:59,548 --> 00:33:00,943
You're not gonna
be able to do it.
555
00:33:02,518 --> 00:33:04,038
What happened?
Did you guys get robbed?
556
00:33:04,122 --> 00:33:05,656
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you know.
557
00:33:05,792 --> 00:33:07,223
A lot of blackouts.
558
00:33:07,359 --> 00:33:08,952
Take the camera out
from time to time.
559
00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:11,202
All these new cameras,
they have backup battery power,
560
00:33:11,226 --> 00:33:13,331
so you should be fine.
561
00:33:13,467 --> 00:33:15,744
But the outages affect the
power in the battery shit, too,
562
00:33:15,768 --> 00:33:17,660
like cell phones.
563
00:33:17,795 --> 00:33:19,468
Okay. All right.
564
00:33:19,604 --> 00:33:23,832
Cell phones, they don't just
drop in power. Right?
565
00:33:23,967 --> 00:33:25,677
I mean,
maybe your Wi-Fi drops out
566
00:33:25,813 --> 00:33:27,503
whenever your system dips.
567
00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:30,775
So, that's technology.
568
00:33:33,419 --> 00:33:35,811
Okay, or maybe you're in
a UFO hot spot.
569
00:33:35,946 --> 00:33:38,783
No one believes in that.
570
00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:49,960
What's up?
571
00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:52,835
Damn. Did not realize
you guys were this far out.
572
00:33:52,970 --> 00:33:54,299
Mm-hmm.
573
00:33:54,434 --> 00:33:55,941
I don't mind, though.
574
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:58,806
Smell of horse shit
and fresh air.
575
00:33:58,941 --> 00:34:00,708
Right?
576
00:34:02,675 --> 00:34:04,609
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
577
00:34:04,745 --> 00:34:05,783
whoa, whoa, whoa.
578
00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:07,117
Whoa. Look at me, man.
579
00:34:07,252 --> 00:34:08,598
- Fuck.
- Don't do that. Don't yell.
580
00:34:08,622 --> 00:34:10,321
Sorry, man.
581
00:34:10,457 --> 00:34:12,400
Sorry if I was, like, a little
shut down this morning.
582
00:34:12,424 --> 00:34:14,482
Just got out of
a four-year relationship.
583
00:34:14,618 --> 00:34:16,151
You were fine.
584
00:34:16,286 --> 00:34:18,000
I know it's gonna sound
fucking cliché, all right,
585
00:34:18,024 --> 00:34:20,197
but I thought that
she was the one, you know?
586
00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:22,294
Is this gonna take
longer than an hour?
587
00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:24,500
This? Oh, shit, yeah.
588
00:34:24,635 --> 00:34:26,632
- I'm-a go ahead and pop out.
- Where you going?
589
00:34:26,768 --> 00:34:28,448
I got to go to the store
and get something.
590
00:34:28,539 --> 00:34:30,604
Don't worry about it.
You need anything?
591
00:34:33,811 --> 00:34:35,705
Yo.
592
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,282
Her name was, uh, Rebecca Diaz.
593
00:34:39,712 --> 00:34:41,547
Yep, keep an eye out for her.
594
00:34:41,682 --> 00:34:44,715
She's an actress, model,
you know?
595
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,858
She booked a pilot
on The CW, so...
596
00:34:47,993 --> 00:34:49,518
Yeah, fucking left me.
597
00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:53,792
Yeah, fucking CW.
598
00:34:56,999 --> 00:34:59,439
- So, thing about this camera...
- Actually, can it swivel up?
599
00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:01,965
Uh, yeah.
600
00:35:05,242 --> 00:35:07,374
- Boom.
- Little more?
601
00:35:07,509 --> 00:35:09,841
More. Okay.
602
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,753
Yeah.
603
00:35:15,888 --> 00:35:17,886
Mm.
604
00:35:18,021 --> 00:35:19,790
Uh, yeah.
605
00:35:21,652 --> 00:35:23,228
Mm-hmm.
606
00:35:35,772 --> 00:35:38,540
Do you know they don't
call 'em UFOs anymore?
607
00:35:41,277 --> 00:35:43,677
It's fucking UAPs now.
608
00:35:45,348 --> 00:35:47,379
Why they got to change the name?
609
00:35:47,515 --> 00:35:48,816
Yeah.
610
00:35:48,952 --> 00:35:50,286
Exactly.
611
00:35:50,422 --> 00:35:51,815
No, fuck it.
I-I'll tell you why
612
00:35:51,951 --> 00:35:53,951
they changed the name,
all right?
613
00:35:54,087 --> 00:35:56,324
It-it's 'cause they want
to keep us in the dark.
614
00:35:56,459 --> 00:35:58,329
Remember when they declassified
615
00:35:58,464 --> 00:36:00,892
all that UFO footage
a couple years ago?
616
00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:03,100
Yeah. Well, people started
paying attention.
617
00:36:03,235 --> 00:36:05,269
So they changed the name
to UAPs.
618
00:36:05,404 --> 00:36:07,663
And no one knows
what the fuck a UAP is,
619
00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,303
so everyone lost interest.
620
00:36:09,438 --> 00:36:11,503
I saw that... that Navy clip.
621
00:36:11,638 --> 00:36:12,918
Couldn't really see 'em, though.
622
00:36:12,979 --> 00:36:14,277
Could've been better.
623
00:36:14,412 --> 00:36:17,247
It's shitty footage
of exact proof
624
00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:18,949
that there's
an alien civilization
625
00:36:19,085 --> 00:36:20,652
out there in the universe.
626
00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:23,081
So, who's that?
627
00:36:24,084 --> 00:36:26,021
Come on, man. The little guys
with the big eyes.
628
00:36:26,156 --> 00:36:27,287
- Mm.
- Yeah.
629
00:36:27,423 --> 00:36:29,087
There's lots of theories.
630
00:36:29,223 --> 00:36:32,088
Either they're intergalactic
travelers looking for peace
631
00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:35,332
or futuristic humans
coming back in time
632
00:36:35,468 --> 00:36:37,531
to stop us
from destroying the planet,
633
00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:40,839
or they're fucking
world killers.
634
00:36:40,974 --> 00:36:42,639
Planetary destroyers.
635
00:36:42,774 --> 00:36:45,170
And that means that they've
been fucking watching us
636
00:36:45,305 --> 00:36:48,313
and studying us, waiting for
the perfect time to beam us up
637
00:36:48,449 --> 00:36:50,975
and shove metal probes
up our fucking asses.
638
00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:55,111
Cool.
639
00:36:55,246 --> 00:36:57,719
An-Anyway, Ancient Aliens,
History Channel.
640
00:36:57,854 --> 00:36:59,722
- Watch that shit.
- Hey!
641
00:36:59,858 --> 00:37:01,651
Hey!
642
00:37:01,787 --> 00:37:03,922
Come on! Help a nigga out!
643
00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:14,363
Hey.
644
00:37:14,499 --> 00:37:17,034
Know where I could find me
a couple of big, strong fellas?
645
00:37:18,273 --> 00:37:19,469
You good?
646
00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:20,802
I'm good.
647
00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:23,172
- What?
- What's that?
648
00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:25,978
Oh, this?
649
00:37:26,113 --> 00:37:28,050
You know, just, uh,
training horses we ordered
650
00:37:28,185 --> 00:37:29,585
that I picked up.
651
00:37:29,721 --> 00:37:31,879
- Where'd you get it from?
- Don't worry about it.
652
00:37:32,015 --> 00:37:33,721
Now, come on, help me out.
653
00:37:34,728 --> 00:37:36,258
Got you.
654
00:37:36,393 --> 00:37:38,493
Okay, so... so what is that?
655
00:37:38,628 --> 00:37:40,528
- Is it like bait?
- I told you.
656
00:37:40,664 --> 00:37:42,658
It is a decoy
for horse training.
657
00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,160
Okay.
658
00:37:45,168 --> 00:37:47,267
Shit. Shit.
659
00:37:47,402 --> 00:37:49,032
- See?
- OJ.
660
00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:51,441
We good.
I mean, he don't know shit.
661
00:37:51,577 --> 00:37:53,877
Oh, no. You guys are doing
something shady.
662
00:37:57,546 --> 00:37:59,111
Hey there!
663
00:37:59,247 --> 00:38:00,779
Hey!
664
00:38:00,914 --> 00:38:03,182
You can stay right there,
though!
665
00:38:03,317 --> 00:38:05,251
Sure!
666
00:38:05,386 --> 00:38:06,587
What's up?
667
00:38:06,723 --> 00:38:08,420
We're setting up a decoy!
668
00:38:08,556 --> 00:38:11,092
For horse training!
669
00:38:11,227 --> 00:38:13,593
Oh, good!
670
00:38:13,728 --> 00:38:15,624
You know, we got some of those!
671
00:38:18,598 --> 00:38:20,036
Where'd you get...
672
00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:21,670
Where'd you get yours?!
673
00:38:24,034 --> 00:38:26,570
Yeah... I'm not really sure!
674
00:38:26,706 --> 00:38:28,776
My wife would know!
675
00:38:30,209 --> 00:38:32,213
- Okay! Thanks for stopping by!
- Why the... Shh.
676
00:38:32,349 --> 00:38:33,644
You don't live here.
677
00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:35,118
Sorry. Trying to help.
678
00:38:35,254 --> 00:38:36,883
Sure thing!
679
00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:41,157
Hey. I wanted
to invite you to our...
680
00:38:41,292 --> 00:38:43,291
new family live show!
681
00:38:43,426 --> 00:38:45,895
Friday! At 5:00 p.m.!
682
00:38:46,030 --> 00:38:47,465
Okay!
683
00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:52,265
Thumbs u... thumbs up.
684
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,904
Should I do it?
685
00:38:54,039 --> 00:38:55,572
Yeah, do it.
686
00:38:56,569 --> 00:38:58,234
Thumbs up!
687
00:38:59,237 --> 00:39:01,304
And so,
the router's in the shed.
688
00:39:01,439 --> 00:39:04,305
I set it up so if the power
goes down on camera A,
689
00:39:04,441 --> 00:39:06,812
camera B's pointed
at the sky to catch
690
00:39:06,948 --> 00:39:08,481
whatever might have
taken it out.
691
00:39:08,617 --> 00:39:10,855
And, uh, vice versa, so...
692
00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:12,853
Thank you.
693
00:39:13,923 --> 00:39:15,443
I mean, you're really
not gonna tell me
694
00:39:15,558 --> 00:39:16,685
what the fuck is going on?
695
00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:19,864
- You'll know soon enough.
- Oh.
696
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,928
Cool, cryptic.
697
00:39:22,896 --> 00:39:23,996
Fucking dicks.
698
00:39:26,597 --> 00:39:28,610
I can monitor the feeds
remotely myself, if you want.
699
00:39:28,634 --> 00:39:29,502
Free of charge.
700
00:39:29,637 --> 00:39:31,443
- Hell no.
- No.
701
00:39:33,074 --> 00:39:34,377
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
702
00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:38,108
One more thing.
703
00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:40,117
You'll be getting a call
from my supervisor
704
00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:41,293
asking how my service was.
705
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,019
Five stars, Angel. Five stars.
706
00:39:43,154 --> 00:39:44,346
Thank you.
707
00:39:50,926 --> 00:39:52,861
- So, what now?
- I don't know.
708
00:39:52,997 --> 00:39:54,939
- What you want to do?
- I'm... Whatever you want to do.
709
00:39:54,963 --> 00:39:56,466
Well, I got some work
I got to do.
710
00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:58,365
I'm gonna go out...
711
00:39:58,500 --> 00:39:59,862
That's a good one.
712
00:40:21,992 --> 00:40:23,991
I'm talking
today to women who say
713
00:40:24,127 --> 00:40:26,654
they have been abducted
by aliens from another planet.
714
00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,861
May I briefly
say, I don't know for a fact
715
00:40:28,996 --> 00:40:30,271
that they're from
another planet.
716
00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:31,536
Well, you know you weren't
717
00:40:31,672 --> 00:40:33,570
in Kansas anymore, Toto.
718
00:40:33,705 --> 00:40:35,233
And I wasn't wearing red shoes
719
00:40:35,369 --> 00:40:37,320
that I could click together, either.
- Yeah, yeah.
720
00:42:42,028 --> 00:42:44,301
Nope. Mm-mm. Nope, I'm out.
721
00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:46,169
I'm going. Fuck this shit.
722
00:42:49,835 --> 00:42:52,377
Okay. Okay.
723
00:43:26,002 --> 00:43:27,002
Ow.
724
00:43:29,748 --> 00:43:31,916
- Oh, shit!
- Fuck off.
725
00:43:32,051 --> 00:43:33,783
Give us back our property.
726
00:43:33,919 --> 00:43:35,945
Don't mess with Jupiter's Claim!
- Come on.
727
00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:41,884
What happened?
728
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,457
The Park kids.
729
00:43:43,592 --> 00:43:45,055
Jupe's sons.
730
00:43:45,191 --> 00:43:46,730
And they let Clover out, man.
731
00:43:46,865 --> 00:43:49,029
What?
They trying to prank Haywood?
732
00:43:49,165 --> 00:43:51,628
- It's on!
- Hey. You stole their horse.
733
00:43:51,764 --> 00:43:52,894
Oh.
734
00:43:53,029 --> 00:43:54,332
Yeah.
735
00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:25,101
- Hey.
- Shit.
736
00:44:25,237 --> 00:44:26,930
Oh.
737
00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:28,439
What's up, Nessie?
738
00:44:28,575 --> 00:44:30,133
Not much. Just stocking shit.
739
00:44:30,269 --> 00:44:32,077
You know, pretty much regular.
740
00:45:02,275 --> 00:45:04,138
Oh, shit!
741
00:45:16,689 --> 00:45:18,646
I need to take my ass to bed.
742
00:45:24,095 --> 00:45:25,954
- Who this?
- Yo, it's Angel from Fry's.
743
00:45:26,089 --> 00:45:28,560
Just calling to tell you that
there is a bug on camera A.
744
00:45:28,696 --> 00:45:31,160
I know. Wait, I thought I
told you not to watch our shit.
745
00:45:31,295 --> 00:45:32,336
Yeah, I know, I know.
746
00:45:32,471 --> 00:45:33,830
Camera B is down.
747
00:45:33,965 --> 00:45:35,471
What?
748
00:45:35,606 --> 00:45:37,467
Camera B is down.
749
00:45:37,602 --> 00:45:40,174
Like Ancient-fucking-Aliens
down.
750
00:46:53,513 --> 00:46:55,646
- Hey!
- Hey. Hi.
751
00:46:55,781 --> 00:46:58,547
Emerald, can you please get
the bug off the thing?
752
00:46:58,682 --> 00:47:01,893
Get the bug off
the fucking thing!
753
00:47:03,861 --> 00:47:05,087
Shit.
754
00:47:14,697 --> 00:47:16,733
Um, what do you see?
755
00:47:16,868 --> 00:47:18,773
Do you... do you see, like,
lights or anything?
756
00:47:18,909 --> 00:47:21,175
Like, a-a fucking saucer?
757
00:47:21,310 --> 00:47:24,141
It's in the cloud.
It's in the cloud.
758
00:47:24,276 --> 00:47:26,610
OJ! It's in the cloud!
759
00:47:28,288 --> 00:47:30,178
Mm-hmm.
760
00:47:36,629 --> 00:47:38,791
Yeah, nah, nah, nah.
761
00:47:38,927 --> 00:47:41,328
Run, OJ! Run!
762
00:47:48,267 --> 00:47:49,974
Shit.
763
00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:31,774
Hello?
764
00:48:34,447 --> 00:48:36,449
What happened to OJ?
765
00:48:37,457 --> 00:48:39,553
It's fine.
766
00:48:39,689 --> 00:48:41,157
Come on.
767
00:48:44,356 --> 00:48:46,157
Okay, it's still on.
768
00:48:46,293 --> 00:48:48,296
The camera, it's still on.
769
00:49:00,704 --> 00:49:03,146
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
770
00:49:05,842 --> 00:49:07,518
Okay, you fucking
praying mantis.
771
00:49:07,653 --> 00:49:08,916
All right, bitch.
772
00:49:09,052 --> 00:49:10,617
You like Sour Patch Kids?
773
00:49:10,753 --> 00:49:11,990
Huh?
774
00:50:33,931 --> 00:50:35,706
A'ight, man.
775
00:50:35,842 --> 00:50:38,603
Where your shit? Let's go.
776
00:50:38,739 --> 00:50:40,219
Haven't seen one of those
in a minute.
777
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:41,939
Fucking praying mantis.
778
00:50:42,074 --> 00:50:43,585
That motherfucker better pray
I don't ever see him,
779
00:50:43,609 --> 00:50:45,644
'cause if I do, I'm-a eat him.
780
00:50:46,742 --> 00:50:48,377
- Let's go.
- Where?
781
00:50:48,512 --> 00:50:50,045
Man, I don't know.
782
00:50:50,181 --> 00:50:51,788
I got me
a little situation in Atwater
783
00:50:51,924 --> 00:50:53,453
texting me back right now.
784
00:50:53,589 --> 00:50:56,360
- It's not coming again tonight.
- I don't care.
785
00:50:56,496 --> 00:50:58,659
No. No.
786
00:50:58,795 --> 00:51:00,823
No.
787
00:51:00,959 --> 00:51:05,031
Bro, I ain't never seen
no shit like this.
788
00:51:05,166 --> 00:51:06,494
It ain't worth it.
789
00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:08,837
No, nope. It's too much.
790
00:51:08,973 --> 00:51:11,468
You should go, then.
791
00:51:11,604 --> 00:51:13,705
I got to get up early anyway.
792
00:51:16,145 --> 00:51:18,116
I got mouths to feed.
793
00:51:29,892 --> 00:51:31,756
Shit.
794
00:51:31,892 --> 00:51:35,023
Shit, shit, shit!
795
00:51:54,512 --> 00:51:56,187
You hear that?
796
00:52:03,729 --> 00:52:05,757
Ghost out there.
797
00:52:07,867 --> 00:52:10,432
Acting all territorial.
798
00:52:13,168 --> 00:52:14,700
Mm.
799
00:52:16,771 --> 00:52:19,604
I guess some animals
ain't fit to be trained.
800
00:52:40,396 --> 00:52:41,789
- Hello?
- Uh, hi.
801
00:52:41,924 --> 00:52:44,092
Is this, uh, Antlers Holst?
802
00:52:45,631 --> 00:52:46,938
Who's this?
803
00:52:47,073 --> 00:52:48,900
Hey, yeah. I'm Emerald Haywood.
804
00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:51,804
Uh, we met a couple days ago
at the commercial.
805
00:52:51,939 --> 00:52:54,406
Oh, yeah, horse girl. Sure.
806
00:52:54,541 --> 00:52:56,572
I remember you and your brother.
807
00:52:56,708 --> 00:52:58,572
Yeah, horse boy.
808
00:52:58,707 --> 00:53:00,282
He's here, too.
809
00:53:00,417 --> 00:53:03,279
- The descendants of the jockey.
- Yeah.
810
00:53:03,415 --> 00:53:06,785
Guess I'm talking to
motion picture royalty, then.
811
00:53:08,423 --> 00:53:09,918
How'd you get the number?
812
00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:12,260
- I got it from the call sheet.
- Ah.
813
00:53:12,395 --> 00:53:14,630
So, we have a project, and, uh,
814
00:53:14,766 --> 00:53:17,829
you know, what if I told you
it was the offer of a lifetime?
815
00:53:17,964 --> 00:53:20,833
Yeah, hopefully not my lifetime.
816
00:53:20,968 --> 00:53:23,363
That's a good one.
Um, I'm-a be real with you.
817
00:53:23,499 --> 00:53:25,838
We don't have a lot of money
to pay you up front...
818
00:53:25,973 --> 00:53:28,610
You know, not like
you're used to... but, uh...
819
00:53:28,745 --> 00:53:32,177
Yeah. I tend to do one for them
so I can do one for me,
820
00:53:32,313 --> 00:53:35,283
so what is it?
821
00:53:35,419 --> 00:53:38,051
- Reality.
- Oh, no. Reality.
822
00:53:38,186 --> 00:53:39,787
Documentary.
823
00:53:40,790 --> 00:53:43,690
- Doc-Documentary.
- Oh, that's better.
824
00:53:45,255 --> 00:53:47,496
So, again, what's it about?
825
00:53:47,631 --> 00:53:50,268
It's about the shit
dreams is made of, baby.
826
00:53:51,303 --> 00:53:53,302
Listen, horse girl.
827
00:53:53,438 --> 00:53:56,296
I got a, uh...
828
00:53:56,432 --> 00:53:59,708
pretty damn superb
lemon tart in the oven
829
00:53:59,844 --> 00:54:02,737
I'm about to serve to ten
of my closest friends, so...
830
00:54:02,873 --> 00:54:04,371
Stop.
831
00:54:04,506 --> 00:54:06,876
- Stop, stop, stop.
- Oh, hold on one second. What?
832
00:54:07,012 --> 00:54:08,530
- He's not here for that.
- Look, look, no.
833
00:54:08,554 --> 00:54:10,154
Don't be cute.
Stick to the plan. Say it!
834
00:54:10,215 --> 00:54:11,817
This is what I do.
I don't go to your job
835
00:54:11,952 --> 00:54:13,532
and knock a horse's dick
out your damn hand.
836
00:54:13,556 --> 00:54:14,720
- Hello?
- Yeah.
837
00:54:14,855 --> 00:54:16,317
Yeah, my bad. We good, man.
838
00:54:16,452 --> 00:54:20,530
Um, according to
American Cinema magazine,
839
00:54:20,665 --> 00:54:24,993
you make the cinematically
impossible possible.
840
00:54:25,129 --> 00:54:28,336
Well, we looking
for the impossible shot.
841
00:54:32,571 --> 00:54:34,204
That's impossible.
842
00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:35,907
Antlers.
843
00:54:36,042 --> 00:54:38,449
There's something out here
in Agua Dulce,
844
00:54:38,584 --> 00:54:40,576
and you're probably
the only person in the world
845
00:54:40,712 --> 00:54:43,017
that can get it on film.
846
00:54:43,153 --> 00:54:44,916
Th-That's it.
847
00:54:46,084 --> 00:54:50,792
Horse girl,
this dream you're chasing,
848
00:54:50,927 --> 00:54:54,590
the one where you end up
at the top of the mountain,
849
00:54:54,725 --> 00:54:57,225
all eyes on you...
850
00:55:00,033 --> 00:55:02,571
it's the dream
you never wake up from.
851
00:55:16,450 --> 00:55:17,880
I don't like him.
852
00:55:41,938 --> 00:55:43,979
Holy shit. It's real.
853
00:55:44,948 --> 00:55:48,283
I don't know
what you're doing here, but...
854
00:55:48,418 --> 00:55:50,921
it was illegal for you to...
855
00:55:51,057 --> 00:55:52,819
spy on us like that.
856
00:55:59,462 --> 00:56:01,993
Wait, you... you don't know?
857
00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:06,635
Okay, uh, tell me
when you see it.
858
00:56:16,508 --> 00:56:18,075
There.
859
00:56:19,142 --> 00:56:21,914
- Doesn't move.
- Exactly.
860
00:56:24,181 --> 00:56:26,149
Well, look at that.
861
00:56:28,151 --> 00:56:30,494
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.
862
00:56:30,629 --> 00:56:32,494
I went back and scrubbed
through the footage,
863
00:56:32,630 --> 00:56:34,529
and that cloud
has been right there
864
00:56:34,665 --> 00:56:36,190
at least since
I set the cameras up.
865
00:56:36,325 --> 00:56:37,832
Yeah, now you mention it,
866
00:56:37,967 --> 00:56:39,963
I've probably been looking
at the same damn cloud
867
00:56:40,098 --> 00:56:42,005
every day
for the last six months.
868
00:56:42,140 --> 00:56:44,297
Shit.
869
00:56:44,433 --> 00:56:46,202
So, I mean,
that's them in there.
870
00:56:46,337 --> 00:56:48,471
And we've been recording it,
so we got it.
871
00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:50,173
Right?
872
00:56:51,213 --> 00:56:52,813
Yeah.
873
00:56:53,846 --> 00:56:56,520
Why you saying "yeah" like that?
874
00:56:56,655 --> 00:56:58,915
I mean, we have proof
of aliens on video. I...
875
00:56:59,050 --> 00:57:00,814
Yeah, I wouldn't call it proof.
876
00:57:00,949 --> 00:57:02,583
Are you serious?
877
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:04,605
Look, I've seen crazy weather
phenomenons online before.
878
00:57:04,629 --> 00:57:07,157
- That's all I'm saying.
- He's right.
879
00:57:07,293 --> 00:57:09,999
It's good, but it ain't it.
Ain't Oprah.
880
00:57:11,664 --> 00:57:13,328
Ain't Oprah.
881
00:57:15,398 --> 00:57:19,540
Okay. Are you guys telling me
882
00:57:19,675 --> 00:57:22,841
that there's an alien spaceship
883
00:57:22,977 --> 00:57:24,909
in that fucking cloud
right there?
884
00:57:25,045 --> 00:57:27,309
It doesn't move like a ship.
885
00:57:28,849 --> 00:57:30,686
What you mean, OJ?
886
00:57:33,656 --> 00:57:35,691
What if it's not a ship?
887
00:57:40,659 --> 00:57:42,304
All right, Gordy,
we're almost ready, buddy.
888
00:57:42,328 --> 00:57:44,598
Here we go, buddy. Come on.
889
00:57:44,733 --> 00:57:46,596
- He's ready.
- Set.
890
00:57:46,731 --> 00:57:48,433
Here we go.
891
00:57:48,569 --> 00:57:49,935
And... action.
892
00:57:50,071 --> 00:57:51,711
And, of course,
I set it to Icelandic time
893
00:57:51,844 --> 00:57:54,775
because we share a love
of the aurora borealis, Gordy.
894
00:57:54,911 --> 00:57:58,647
And you have no idea
how to tell time.
895
00:57:58,783 --> 00:58:00,811
Great gift, Dad.
896
00:58:00,946 --> 00:58:02,553
Way to think things through.
897
00:58:02,688 --> 00:58:04,408
Somehow, you'd think
that a man who can send
898
00:58:04,514 --> 00:58:06,786
a rocket into space
would be able to manage
899
00:58:06,922 --> 00:58:08,826
a halfway decent
birthday present.
900
00:58:08,961 --> 00:58:10,324
Nope.
901
00:58:12,928 --> 00:58:15,795
You know, Gordy,
all things considered,
902
00:58:15,931 --> 00:58:18,124
maybe my gift
isn't so bad after all.
903
00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:19,666
- Aw.
- Aw.
904
00:58:19,801 --> 00:58:21,998
Hey, Gordy.
905
00:58:22,133 --> 00:58:23,970
- Surprise!
- Wow.
906
00:58:24,105 --> 00:58:26,973
Now, that is a gift.
907
00:58:34,812 --> 00:58:36,445
Oh. Sorry. My...
908
00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:38,681
That's all right.
Pick it up from there.
909
00:58:38,817 --> 00:58:40,450
Wait a minute.
910
00:58:40,586 --> 00:58:43,423
What happened to we both failed
at finding good presents?
911
00:58:46,665 --> 00:58:50,132
Here you go, Gordy.
Happy birthday.
912
00:58:51,135 --> 00:58:54,163
Oh, beautiful, Hayley.
913
00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:02,636
Whoa, hey, hey, hey. No.
914
00:59:02,771 --> 00:59:04,781
- No, no! Down! Down! Gordy!
- Down!
915
00:59:04,916 --> 00:59:06,640
- No. Stop!
- Stop that!
916
01:00:41,437 --> 01:00:43,471
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
917
01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:46,047
No, no, no, no, no.
No, Gordy, no! No!
918
01:00:46,183 --> 01:00:47,881
D-D-Down! Down! Down!
919
01:00:48,017 --> 01:00:49,548
You sit! Down.
920
01:00:49,683 --> 01:00:51,044
No, no, no.
921
01:00:53,517 --> 01:00:55,383
No, no, no!
922
01:00:55,519 --> 01:00:58,128
No, Gordy!
923
01:00:58,263 --> 01:00:59,463
Stop! Ah!
924
01:00:59,598 --> 01:01:01,957
No! No!
925
01:03:00,843 --> 01:03:03,616
Seven just on scene...
Oh, my God.
926
01:03:55,441 --> 01:03:56,932
Feeling good?
927
01:03:57,067 --> 01:03:58,572
Yeah.
928
01:03:58,708 --> 01:03:59,902
Feeling good.
929
01:04:00,037 --> 01:04:01,703
Good.
930
01:04:06,884 --> 01:04:08,611
There we go.
931
01:04:11,088 --> 01:04:13,652
Run it.
Run it one more time, babe.
932
01:04:13,787 --> 01:04:15,183
Okay.
933
01:04:21,798 --> 01:04:23,901
What if I told you...
934
01:04:37,915 --> 01:04:40,577
Yo. It's, uh... Storm's coming.
935
01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:44,185
Just tarping up,
just to be safe.
936
01:05:02,674 --> 01:05:05,232
Hey, where you going?
937
01:05:05,367 --> 01:05:07,536
I'm-a get Lucky.
938
01:05:07,671 --> 01:05:09,508
Now, we're not gonna let
939
01:05:09,643 --> 01:05:12,339
a few clouds kill our fun
today, are we, folks?
940
01:05:12,475 --> 01:05:14,481
So, without further ado,
941
01:05:14,616 --> 01:05:18,411
welcome to the Jupiter's Claim
Star Lasso Experience!
942
01:05:21,455 --> 01:05:23,592
How's everyone feeling today?
943
01:05:25,156 --> 01:05:26,519
All right.
944
01:05:26,655 --> 01:05:29,528
It's quite a doozy today.
945
01:05:29,663 --> 01:05:32,201
Uh, I want to thank you guys
for coming out here.
946
01:05:32,336 --> 01:05:34,668
But first, how about
another round of applause
947
01:05:34,804 --> 01:05:36,567
for my Amber?
948
01:05:36,702 --> 01:05:38,437
I'll tell you, that woman is
949
01:05:38,573 --> 01:05:41,669
a saint for putting up
with all my craziness.
950
01:05:41,804 --> 01:05:43,608
And to the knuckleheads
up there.
951
01:05:43,743 --> 01:05:46,583
The staff. Shout-out.
952
01:05:46,718 --> 01:05:47,749
All right, all right.
953
01:05:47,885 --> 01:05:49,514
That's enough.
954
01:05:49,649 --> 01:05:52,913
I also want to give
a special thanks to
955
01:05:53,048 --> 01:05:56,252
an old costar of mine
and my first crush,
956
01:05:56,388 --> 01:05:58,189
Mary Jo Elliott, everyone!
957
01:05:58,325 --> 01:05:59,920
Yeah.
958
01:06:03,568 --> 01:06:05,101
All right.
959
01:06:06,367 --> 01:06:08,531
You ready?
960
01:06:08,667 --> 01:06:09,907
Oh, come on.
That ain't nothing.
961
01:06:09,932 --> 01:06:11,871
Are you ready?!
962
01:06:15,679 --> 01:06:17,113
Here we go.
963
01:06:24,384 --> 01:06:26,254
You're chosen.
964
01:06:35,426 --> 01:06:38,095
What if I told you...
965
01:06:38,231 --> 01:06:41,100
that in about an hour...
966
01:06:41,235 --> 01:06:44,206
you'll leave here different?
967
01:06:45,639 --> 01:06:50,474
See, every Friday
for the last six months,
968
01:06:50,609 --> 01:06:54,079
my family and I
have bore witness
969
01:06:54,215 --> 01:06:57,680
to an absolute spectacle.
970
01:06:57,815 --> 01:07:01,289
One that you'll be
seeing here today.
971
01:07:02,986 --> 01:07:05,623
So let me take you back
to that first night.
972
01:07:14,731 --> 01:07:18,440
Right here in this exact spot,
973
01:07:18,575 --> 01:07:22,641
I'd come over to wrangle
a chestnut horse named Trigger.
974
01:07:22,776 --> 01:07:26,176
Now, I could barely see my hand
in front of my face
975
01:07:26,312 --> 01:07:29,776
for the fog, but I swear
976
01:07:29,911 --> 01:07:33,282
on my wife and children's lives
977
01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:36,458
that at 6:13 p.m.,
978
01:07:36,594 --> 01:07:38,260
I see...
979
01:07:39,830 --> 01:07:41,830
a flying saucer
980
01:07:41,966 --> 01:07:44,662
descend through the mist.
981
01:07:44,797 --> 01:07:48,538
Old Trigger took off
straight into the gulch.
982
01:07:48,673 --> 01:07:49,931
And, well...
983
01:07:51,504 --> 01:07:53,367
it's like he was going home.
984
01:07:59,712 --> 01:08:03,378
Now, just to be clear,
what we saw
985
01:08:03,514 --> 01:08:05,688
was a flying saucer.
986
01:08:05,824 --> 01:08:07,054
No doubt about that.
987
01:08:07,190 --> 01:08:08,552
Slightly flatter in the front,
988
01:08:08,688 --> 01:08:10,257
with a circular hole
in the bottom
989
01:08:10,393 --> 01:08:13,194
about two school bus
lengths wide.
990
01:08:13,330 --> 01:08:15,990
Ladies and gentlemen,
I kid you not.
991
01:08:18,232 --> 01:08:20,093
We are being surveilled
992
01:08:20,228 --> 01:08:23,670
by an alien species
I call "the Viewers."
993
01:08:24,706 --> 01:08:27,402
And though they have yet
to emerge from their ship,
994
01:08:27,538 --> 01:08:30,343
I believe they trust me.
995
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:32,748
If they didn't,
I don't think any of us
996
01:08:32,884 --> 01:08:34,177
would be here right now.
997
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:41,081
So, as I said,
in just under an hour,
998
01:08:41,216 --> 01:08:46,028
Star Lasso Experience
is gonna change you.
999
01:08:48,156 --> 01:08:49,695
But first,
my boys are gonna come out
1000
01:08:49,831 --> 01:08:52,094
and do a little number for us.
Would that be all right?
1001
01:08:52,230 --> 01:08:53,961
Hustle. Go, go, go...
1002
01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:55,535
All right.
My little satellites:
1003
01:08:55,671 --> 01:08:57,401
Colton, Phoenix, Max.
1004
01:08:57,536 --> 01:08:59,039
Remember those names, folks.
1005
01:08:59,174 --> 01:09:00,602
All right, here we go!
1006
01:09:10,552 --> 01:09:12,646
What is that?
1007
01:09:12,781 --> 01:09:14,657
Do you guys see that?
1008
01:09:29,304 --> 01:09:31,641
Uh, uh, stay in your seats.
1009
01:09:31,776 --> 01:09:33,606
This is new.
1010
01:09:33,741 --> 01:09:35,903
Uh, they're early.
1011
01:09:36,039 --> 01:09:38,171
They're giving us
a real show today.
1012
01:09:38,306 --> 01:09:39,643
- That they are.
- Yeah.
1013
01:09:39,779 --> 01:09:41,280
They're giving us
a real show today.
1014
01:09:41,415 --> 01:09:43,453
They're ready, we're ready.
1015
01:09:44,723 --> 01:09:48,424
Welcome
to the Star Lasso Experience,
1016
01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:51,084
only at Jupiter's Claim.
1017
01:09:51,220 --> 01:09:53,122
- Please remember to avoid...
- Come on.
1018
01:09:53,258 --> 01:09:54,969
Using your cell phones
or any flash photography...
1019
01:09:54,993 --> 01:09:57,195
- Cell phones off, y'all.
- during the event.
1020
01:09:57,331 --> 01:09:58,627
Come on!
1021
01:09:58,762 --> 01:10:00,092
Bear with us now.
1022
01:10:00,228 --> 01:10:02,298
Trained animals
can be unpredictable.
1023
01:10:08,513 --> 01:10:12,547
Now sit back,
stay in your seats and enjoy
1024
01:10:12,682 --> 01:10:16,479
the Star Lasso Experien...
1025
01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:47,607
Well, cowboys and cowgirls,
1026
01:11:47,743 --> 01:11:50,112
it's time to ride off
into the sunset.
1027
01:11:50,247 --> 01:11:52,739
That's right. Happy trails.
1028
01:11:52,874 --> 01:11:54,616
It's closing time.
1029
01:11:54,751 --> 01:11:57,413
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
1030
01:11:57,548 --> 01:11:59,145
Come back again.
1031
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,222
And until then,
we wish you well.
1032
01:12:02,357 --> 01:12:05,218
Hasta la vista. Adios.
1033
01:12:21,811 --> 01:12:24,270
Well, cowboys and cowgirls,
1034
01:12:24,406 --> 01:12:26,511
it's time to ride off
into the sunset.
1035
01:12:26,646 --> 01:12:29,182
That's right. Happy trails.
1036
01:12:29,317 --> 01:12:31,114
It's closing time.
1037
01:12:31,249 --> 01:12:33,988
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
1038
01:12:34,123 --> 01:12:35,518
Come back again.
1039
01:12:35,653 --> 01:12:36,987
And until then...
1040
01:13:37,515 --> 01:13:38,878
Lucky.
1041
01:13:47,129 --> 01:13:48,162
Lucky.
1042
01:13:53,063 --> 01:13:55,097
Lucky, come on, come on.
Come on!
1043
01:14:12,514 --> 01:14:13,880
Come on, come on, come on.
1044
01:14:14,016 --> 01:14:16,121
Lucky.
1045
01:14:25,364 --> 01:14:28,703
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
1046
01:15:14,382 --> 01:15:15,578
Yo.
1047
01:15:15,713 --> 01:15:17,447
It's done.
1048
01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:19,567
All right, I'll be over in the
morning to tear that shit off.
1049
01:15:19,591 --> 01:15:20,765
Or you guys can do it
yourselves.
1050
01:15:20,789 --> 01:15:22,250
- It's all the same.
- No, no.
1051
01:15:22,386 --> 01:15:24,623
- I like when you do it.
- Of course you do.
1052
01:15:24,758 --> 01:15:26,792
All right. See you tomorrow.
1053
01:15:26,928 --> 01:15:28,622
See you.
1054
01:15:34,563 --> 01:15:36,429
Pick up, pick up, pick up,
1055
01:15:36,564 --> 01:15:37,924
pick up, pick up,
pick up, pick up.
1056
01:15:38,007 --> 01:15:40,643
Come on, come on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
1057
01:15:54,924 --> 01:15:56,382
Did you know that
1058
01:15:56,517 --> 01:15:58,023
the very first assembly
of photographs
1059
01:15:58,158 --> 01:16:00,125
in sequential order
to make a motion picture
1060
01:16:00,260 --> 01:16:02,325
was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?
1061
01:16:02,460 --> 01:16:04,498
That man was a Bahamian jockey
1062
01:16:04,634 --> 01:16:06,393
known as Alistair E. Haywood,
1063
01:16:06,529 --> 01:16:08,536
and he was
my great-great-grandfather.
1064
01:16:08,671 --> 01:16:09,896
- Hey.
- Em.
1065
01:16:10,031 --> 01:16:11,469
I was right.
1066
01:16:11,604 --> 01:16:13,207
It's not a ship.
1067
01:16:13,343 --> 01:16:14,710
What happened?
1068
01:16:23,111 --> 01:16:24,786
What the fuck?
1069
01:16:38,399 --> 01:16:39,900
Shit.
1070
01:16:42,569 --> 01:16:44,172
It ate them, Em.
1071
01:16:44,307 --> 01:16:45,738
It ate them all.
1072
01:16:45,873 --> 01:16:47,443
It's alive, Em. It's an animal.
1073
01:16:47,578 --> 01:16:49,239
It's territorial, and it thinks
1074
01:16:49,375 --> 01:16:53,375
that this is its home.
1075
01:16:54,980 --> 01:16:57,016
Em!
1076
01:17:02,052 --> 01:17:04,258
Oh, fuck.
1077
01:17:04,393 --> 01:17:06,392
Oh, shit.
1078
01:17:06,527 --> 01:17:07,862
Ooh, yes.
1079
01:17:09,830 --> 01:17:11,627
Hey, hey. We're in trouble.
1080
01:17:11,762 --> 01:17:13,366
Okay?
1081
01:17:13,501 --> 01:17:15,301
Oh, fuck.
1082
01:17:15,436 --> 01:17:16,838
Shit.
1083
01:17:24,115 --> 01:17:25,312
What?
1084
01:17:48,130 --> 01:17:49,739
What the fuck?
1085
01:17:50,737 --> 01:17:51,966
What the fuck?
1086
01:17:54,579 --> 01:17:56,372
Who the hell is that?
1087
01:17:57,778 --> 01:17:59,144
Who the hell is that?
1088
01:18:00,212 --> 01:18:03,143
- Em! Who the hell is that?
- Fuck.
1089
01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:08,791
It's above us.
1090
01:18:14,056 --> 01:18:15,732
Ah, shit!
1091
01:18:19,170 --> 01:18:20,761
Shit.
1092
01:18:20,897 --> 01:18:23,439
Oh, shit! What the fuck?
1093
01:18:43,152 --> 01:18:45,661
Oh, God.
1094
01:18:45,797 --> 01:18:48,094
S-Something very bad
is happening.
1095
01:19:00,211 --> 01:19:01,338
Fuck!
1096
01:19:18,226 --> 01:19:19,756
Yeah, we're fucked.
1097
01:21:29,789 --> 01:21:31,290
Nope.
1098
01:23:39,747 --> 01:23:41,349
Em. OJ's coming.
1099
01:23:41,485 --> 01:23:42,817
Let's go.
1100
01:23:42,952 --> 01:23:44,617
Got to get out this house.
1101
01:23:44,752 --> 01:23:46,622
I got to get out this house.
1102
01:23:46,758 --> 01:23:48,460
No, st-st-stop.
Can't we just wait, right?
1103
01:23:48,595 --> 01:23:50,315
You can. -No, I'm not
gonna be here alone.
1104
01:23:50,432 --> 01:23:52,232
I've got to get out
this fucking house! -No.
1105
01:23:52,269 --> 01:23:53,869
We're alive still
because we stayed here.
1106
01:25:05,006 --> 01:25:06,240
Go!
1107
01:25:06,375 --> 01:25:08,672
- Come on. Come on.
- Go!
1108
01:25:09,675 --> 01:25:11,037
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
1109
01:25:11,172 --> 01:25:13,377
Come on, come on.
1110
01:25:19,914 --> 01:25:22,356
Go.
1111
01:25:26,426 --> 01:25:28,426
Yeah, she... she gonna make it.
1112
01:25:28,562 --> 01:25:30,057
- OJ.
- She gonna make it.
1113
01:25:30,192 --> 01:25:31,805
- Oh, hey, horsie.
- Hey, don't-don't look him
1114
01:25:31,829 --> 01:25:34,227
- in the eyes, please.
- VFX!
1115
01:25:47,878 --> 01:25:50,051
Focus here. Focus here.
1116
01:25:50,187 --> 01:25:51,753
Come on.
1117
01:25:53,688 --> 01:25:56,582
Go!
1118
01:26:16,237 --> 01:26:18,437
Welcome to my tavern.
1119
01:26:18,573 --> 01:26:21,807
I don't know if you've heard,
but a terrible beast is about.
1120
01:26:21,943 --> 01:26:23,648
It's been harassing villagers,
1121
01:26:23,783 --> 01:26:26,317
ruining crops
and eating their livestock.
1122
01:26:28,824 --> 01:26:35,030
Many a glory-seeking hunter
has attempted to defeat it,
1123
01:26:35,165 --> 01:26:37,959
and just as many have perished.
1124
01:26:38,094 --> 01:26:40,466
While you're here...
While you're here...
1125
01:26:40,602 --> 01:26:42,803
While you're here,
please look around.
1126
01:26:46,574 --> 01:26:48,674
I'm here in
Agua Dulce, California,
1127
01:26:48,809 --> 01:26:51,270
and the whereabouts of
those 40 guests and employees
1128
01:26:51,405 --> 01:26:53,942
of a local Western theme park
are still unknown.
1129
01:26:54,077 --> 01:26:56,515
The sheriff's office
has had its hands full
1130
01:26:56,651 --> 01:26:58,716
trying to identify
the unaccounted for.
1131
01:26:58,851 --> 01:27:01,289
Until they do,
only one thing is certain.
1132
01:27:01,424 --> 01:27:02,857
There is something strange
happening
1133
01:27:02,993 --> 01:27:04,559
out here in Agua Dulce.
1134
01:27:04,695 --> 01:27:06,485
Security
cameras were off at the time.
1135
01:27:06,620 --> 01:27:09,494
Other than that, we have, uh,
no reason to suspect foul play.
1136
01:27:09,630 --> 01:27:10,910
We did have
a considerable amount
1137
01:27:11,035 --> 01:27:12,400
of rain come through here,
1138
01:27:12,535 --> 01:27:15,294
so we don't want to rule out
flash flooding
1139
01:27:15,429 --> 01:27:18,032
as possibly having played
a part. We're obviously...
1140
01:27:21,679 --> 01:27:24,813
You never go wrong
with a fried fish sandwich.
1141
01:27:27,876 --> 01:27:29,978
Tartar got tang.
1142
01:27:31,821 --> 01:27:33,481
Stupid.
1143
01:27:33,616 --> 01:27:35,090
"Tartar got tang"?
1144
01:27:35,225 --> 01:27:37,549
Right?
1145
01:27:37,684 --> 01:27:41,154
I don't think it eats you if
you don't look it in the eye.
1146
01:27:44,698 --> 01:27:46,058
Hey, hey!
1147
01:27:46,193 --> 01:27:48,495
RTR, bro.
1148
01:27:48,630 --> 01:27:50,339
You know?
1149
01:27:51,505 --> 01:27:53,804
Like, read the room.
1150
01:27:57,808 --> 01:27:59,975
Nobody want to talk about that.
1151
01:28:01,211 --> 01:28:03,211
Let's go!
- Okay, okay, okay. Enough.
1152
01:28:03,347 --> 01:28:05,025
All right, all right, all
right, all right, all right.
1153
01:28:05,049 --> 01:28:07,353
Hey, you lucky!
1154
01:28:07,489 --> 01:28:09,257
Every animal got rules.
1155
01:28:09,393 --> 01:28:11,093
All right?
We know what it wants,
1156
01:28:11,228 --> 01:28:12,892
and we know how it comes, so...
1157
01:28:13,027 --> 01:28:14,725
Fuck.
1158
01:28:14,860 --> 01:28:17,025
We don't really know shit.
1159
01:28:18,168 --> 01:28:20,928
OJ, what's this about, man?
1160
01:28:21,064 --> 01:28:22,565
What's this about?
You want me to...
1161
01:28:22,700 --> 01:28:25,238
You want me to say, "I'm sorry"?
1162
01:28:25,373 --> 01:28:26,874
"I was wrong"? "It's dumb"?
1163
01:28:27,009 --> 01:28:28,372
It wasn't dumb.
1164
01:28:28,508 --> 01:28:29,973
- Own the moment.
- Stop.
1165
01:28:30,108 --> 01:28:32,082
- Stop, stop this shit.
- It was good. It was good.
1166
01:28:32,106 --> 01:28:33,949
But the moment about to pass.
1167
01:28:34,084 --> 01:28:35,747
And we don't own shit.
1168
01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:43,486
Okay. Well, I assume
y'all are crashing at mine.
1169
01:28:43,621 --> 01:28:45,488
Right, 'cause you can.
1170
01:28:45,624 --> 01:28:47,128
'Cause I'm not going back
1171
01:28:47,263 --> 01:28:49,594
to the fucking monster umbrella.
1172
01:28:49,730 --> 01:28:52,262
Got to feed 'em.
1173
01:28:52,398 --> 01:28:54,370
Let Lucky out.
1174
01:28:55,963 --> 01:28:57,463
There's shit to do.
1175
01:28:57,599 --> 01:28:59,199
Always.
1176
01:29:00,275 --> 01:29:02,202
Always some shit to do.
1177
01:29:49,352 --> 01:29:52,485
There's a wheelchair
on your roof.
1178
01:29:52,621 --> 01:29:54,188
Hi.
1179
01:29:54,323 --> 01:29:57,827
That cloud ain't moved
a goddamn inch.
1180
01:29:57,963 --> 01:30:00,502
So you're not completely
full of shit.
1181
01:30:01,499 --> 01:30:02,530
Thank you.
1182
01:30:02,665 --> 01:30:04,366
Yeah. Thank you.
1183
01:30:04,501 --> 01:30:07,142
Th-The concept
of extraterrestrial animals
1184
01:30:07,278 --> 01:30:09,067
in the sky is not a new thing.
1185
01:30:09,202 --> 01:30:10,843
You know, people been trying
1186
01:30:10,978 --> 01:30:12,758
to get pictures of these things
since, like, the '50s.
1187
01:30:12,782 --> 01:30:14,742
- You know, it's an ancient...
- How do we see it?
1188
01:30:15,509 --> 01:30:17,543
It's gonna get hungry again.
1189
01:30:17,679 --> 01:30:19,184
Ah.
1190
01:30:19,319 --> 01:30:21,221
So, you know...
1191
01:30:21,357 --> 01:30:23,217
just ring the dinner bell.
1192
01:30:28,489 --> 01:30:31,259
Now, we know
what it doesn't like.
1193
01:30:31,395 --> 01:30:34,393
That little fake horse
and flags messed it up good.
1194
01:30:35,705 --> 01:30:38,202
Got stuck in its windpipe
or something.
1195
01:30:39,305 --> 01:30:42,241
I bet it ain't gonna fuck with
flags like that in a minute.
1196
01:30:42,376 --> 01:30:44,078
Yeah.
1197
01:30:44,213 --> 01:30:45,745
We pissed him off.
1198
01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:48,543
We're not the reason
it settled down here.
1199
01:30:48,679 --> 01:30:50,276
That was Jupe.
1200
01:30:50,412 --> 01:30:52,449
He got caught up
trying to tame a predator.
1201
01:30:52,584 --> 01:30:53,918
You can't do that.
1202
01:30:54,053 --> 01:30:55,782
You got to enter an agreement
with one.
1203
01:30:55,917 --> 01:30:57,290
Yeah.
1204
01:30:57,425 --> 01:30:59,154
Ask Siegfried and Roy.
1205
01:31:02,031 --> 01:31:03,389
Okay.
1206
01:31:03,524 --> 01:31:06,458
Um, asking as someone
who was in the house
1207
01:31:06,593 --> 01:31:09,429
- when the shit went down...
- Mm.
1208
01:31:09,565 --> 01:31:13,567
How exactly do you enter
an agreement with a fucking...
1209
01:31:13,702 --> 01:31:16,769
a UFO, alien entity or whatever
the hell you want to call it?
1210
01:31:16,904 --> 01:31:18,773
Jean Jacket.
1211
01:31:18,908 --> 01:31:20,546
Call him Jean Jacket.
1212
01:31:20,682 --> 01:31:22,142
So, how about this?
1213
01:31:22,277 --> 01:31:24,780
How about we send
ol' Jean Jacket
1214
01:31:24,915 --> 01:31:26,653
some fresh horses in golden hour
1215
01:31:26,788 --> 01:31:28,755
- and see what happens?
- Mm-mm.
1216
01:31:29,753 --> 01:31:31,491
Horse people.
1217
01:31:31,626 --> 01:31:33,425
Mm, why not just set them free?
1218
01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:34,896
We're not doing that.
1219
01:31:35,031 --> 01:31:36,631
Okay.
1220
01:31:37,631 --> 01:31:41,294
Who is gonna go down there
1221
01:31:41,429 --> 01:31:44,100
and get the star
out of his trailer?
1222
01:31:46,570 --> 01:31:48,302
Me.
1223
01:31:49,278 --> 01:31:51,745
I'll get him out.
1224
01:31:53,249 --> 01:31:55,009
Where you want it?
1225
01:31:55,145 --> 01:31:57,619
You draw him out there.
1226
01:31:58,880 --> 01:32:00,780
I'm here.
1227
01:32:00,916 --> 01:32:02,756
On this ridge.
1228
01:32:04,325 --> 01:32:05,594
Oh, shit.
1229
01:32:06,594 --> 01:32:07,853
Made her myself.
1230
01:32:07,988 --> 01:32:10,160
No electricity.
1231
01:32:10,295 --> 01:32:12,160
Didn't I tell you
this motherfucker was gonna
1232
01:32:12,296 --> 01:32:14,497
come up here with
a non-electrical camera?
1233
01:32:14,633 --> 01:32:16,597
Let's go, boy!
1234
01:32:16,732 --> 01:32:17,970
Yeah!
1235
01:32:19,073 --> 01:32:21,273
I've been up under it
a couple times now.
1236
01:32:21,408 --> 01:32:23,337
I get him.
1237
01:32:24,346 --> 01:32:26,175
It's an animal.
1238
01:32:26,310 --> 01:32:27,879
You don't turn your back
on a bear.
1239
01:32:28,014 --> 01:32:29,447
You don't wear red
around a bull.
1240
01:32:29,582 --> 01:32:31,281
It's like that.
1241
01:32:31,417 --> 01:32:34,920
You don't look at it
unless you want its attention.
1242
01:32:36,624 --> 01:32:38,852
Good night, Mr. Storeman.
1243
01:32:38,988 --> 01:32:41,321
Fuck it. I call top hat.
1244
01:32:41,456 --> 01:32:43,797
And we ain't got a lot of time.
1245
01:32:45,435 --> 01:32:47,128
One day. Two days, tops.
1246
01:32:50,271 --> 01:32:53,873
'Cause the word is getting out,
and when it does...
1247
01:32:54,008 --> 01:32:56,908
Sorry, dead people.
Park's closed.
1248
01:32:57,044 --> 01:32:58,479
You know people gonna come
1249
01:32:58,614 --> 01:33:01,012
and do what they always do:
1250
01:33:01,147 --> 01:33:03,578
try and take it all
for themselves.
1251
01:33:03,713 --> 01:33:05,315
Fine.
1252
01:33:05,451 --> 01:33:06,916
Thimble.
1253
01:33:07,051 --> 01:33:09,515
That's the one I wanted anyway.
1254
01:33:11,518 --> 01:33:13,987
Well, let 'em come.
1255
01:33:14,122 --> 01:33:15,858
It ain't gonna matter.
1256
01:33:18,535 --> 01:33:20,801
'Cause what we about to do...
1257
01:33:23,573 --> 01:33:25,333
they can't erase that.
1258
01:33:31,975 --> 01:33:35,075
He's big, he's bad,
1259
01:33:35,211 --> 01:33:37,147
and he's got a lot of spirit.
1260
01:33:40,989 --> 01:33:43,219
But anything with a spirit
can get broke.
1261
01:33:46,086 --> 01:33:47,894
So you break it.
1262
01:33:49,156 --> 01:33:51,198
I'll get the shot.
1263
01:33:56,165 --> 01:33:57,706
Hey, um...
1264
01:34:00,170 --> 01:34:01,768
What we're doing's important.
1265
01:34:01,903 --> 01:34:03,402
Right?
1266
01:34:03,538 --> 01:34:06,880
Like, what we document,
it's, uh...
1267
01:34:08,716 --> 01:34:11,414
it's gonna do some good, huh?
1268
01:34:12,417 --> 01:34:17,117
I mean, besides the money
and fucking fame,
1269
01:34:17,253 --> 01:34:18,591
like, we can save some lives.
1270
01:34:18,726 --> 01:34:21,722
Fuck, we-we can even save Earth.
1271
01:34:21,857 --> 01:34:23,297
Right?
1272
01:34:24,765 --> 01:34:26,526
- Mm.
- Yeah.
1273
01:34:32,038 --> 01:34:34,903
♪ Well, it came down to Earth ♪
1274
01:34:35,039 --> 01:34:37,372
♪ And it hid in a tree ♪
1275
01:34:39,278 --> 01:34:42,108
♪ I said,
"Mr. Purple People Eater ♪
1276
01:34:42,244 --> 01:34:44,214
♪ Don't eat me" ♪
1277
01:34:45,451 --> 01:34:48,647
♪ Well, he looked at me
and in a voice so gruff ♪
1278
01:34:50,388 --> 01:34:53,223
♪ He said,
"I wouldn't eat you ♪
1279
01:34:54,224 --> 01:34:56,391
♪ 'Cause you're too tough" ♪
1280
01:35:03,907 --> 01:35:06,365
♪ He was a one-eyed,
one-horned ♪
1281
01:35:06,501 --> 01:35:09,872
♪ Flyin' purple people eater ♪
1282
01:35:10,008 --> 01:35:12,877
♪ One-eyed, one-horned ♪
1283
01:35:13,013 --> 01:35:15,306
♪ Flyin' purple people eater ♪
1284
01:35:15,442 --> 01:35:18,377
♪ One-eyed, one-horned ♪
1285
01:35:18,513 --> 01:35:22,120
♪ Flyin' purple people eater ♪
1286
01:35:25,354 --> 01:35:28,463
Sure looks strange to me.
1287
01:35:43,946 --> 01:35:45,979
He ain't gonna fuck with you.
1288
01:36:26,087 --> 01:36:28,219
Time to wake up the family.
1289
01:36:44,664 --> 01:36:46,975
Here we go.
1290
01:36:47,110 --> 01:36:49,943
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
1291
01:37:17,631 --> 01:37:20,671
How exquisitely stupid is that?
1292
01:37:57,074 --> 01:37:58,944
Hah, hah, hah!
1293
01:38:04,647 --> 01:38:06,219
We gonna get you today,
motherfucker.
1294
01:38:21,269 --> 01:38:23,297
Where is the feed
for Holst's camera?
1295
01:38:23,432 --> 01:38:24,804
Over.
1296
01:38:24,940 --> 01:38:26,503
Couldn't figure it out. Over.
1297
01:38:26,638 --> 01:38:28,507
What you mean,
you couldn't figure it out?
1298
01:38:28,642 --> 01:38:30,210
Over.
1299
01:38:30,345 --> 01:38:33,709
Um, Holst is shooting
on a film camera,
1300
01:38:33,845 --> 01:38:36,350
and all of our cameras are
digital, so it's a whole thing.
1301
01:38:36,485 --> 01:38:37,910
Over.
1302
01:38:38,045 --> 01:38:41,020
Basically,
you forgot about it. Over.
1303
01:38:41,155 --> 01:38:42,884
Yeah, well, I had my hands full
1304
01:38:43,020 --> 01:38:45,037
rigging 50 fucking sky dancers
to dead people's car batteries
1305
01:38:45,061 --> 01:38:46,267
all connected
to one control panel.
1306
01:38:46,291 --> 01:38:48,154
So, yeah, fucking over. Sorry.
1307
01:38:48,289 --> 01:38:49,331
I'm scared.
1308
01:38:49,466 --> 01:38:51,258
Man down.
1309
01:38:51,393 --> 01:38:53,395
Man down? What? Where?
1310
01:38:53,531 --> 01:38:56,166
Last dancer, deep in the gulch.
1311
01:38:56,301 --> 01:38:58,835
Stay on it, Em. I'm staying up.
1312
01:39:01,303 --> 01:39:02,978
Motherfucker.
1313
01:39:11,754 --> 01:39:13,521
Oh, wait, wait.
1314
01:39:13,656 --> 01:39:15,282
Oh, it's back up.
1315
01:39:15,418 --> 01:39:17,421
Could be a faulty battery.
1316
01:39:18,820 --> 01:39:21,529
All right. Shot's up, then.
1317
01:39:23,864 --> 01:39:25,726
Nah, he's poking.
1318
01:39:35,239 --> 01:39:37,102
Who's this asshole?
1319
01:39:38,071 --> 01:39:40,946
Man in black
on a white motorcycle.
1320
01:39:41,082 --> 01:39:43,843
No, no, no, no, no, no. Shit.
1321
01:39:47,590 --> 01:39:49,453
Can I help you?
1322
01:39:57,527 --> 01:39:59,892
You see that cloud?
1323
01:40:01,100 --> 01:40:03,632
Hey, man, who you with?
1324
01:40:04,698 --> 01:40:06,232
Oh, I'm sorry.
1325
01:40:06,367 --> 01:40:07,737
Who are you?
1326
01:40:07,873 --> 01:40:09,901
Nobody.
1327
01:40:10,037 --> 01:40:12,904
You don't look like
a nobody to me.
1328
01:40:13,039 --> 01:40:14,814
Yeah, look, w-we doing
a camera test
1329
01:40:14,950 --> 01:40:16,282
for a Verizon commercial,
1330
01:40:30,008 --> 01:40:31,545
Shit.
1331
01:40:50,960 --> 01:40:52,460
THE POD GENERATION
1332
01:41:01,960 --> 01:41:07,460
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