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[bird crowing]
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[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]
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[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]
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♪ Go! ♪
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Opening theme playing...
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♪ T-E-E-N ♪
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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S
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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪
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*TEEN TITANS GO!*
Season 07 Episode 42
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Episode Title: "The Perfect Pitch"
Aired on: May 27, 2022.
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[groans] Millions of shows
at the click of a button,
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and here we are watching
reruns of '90s sitcoms.
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I thought this was supposed
to be the golden age of TV.
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Indeed. The savage wars
between the media giants
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have spoiled us
with the abundance
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of new television content.
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But the faster they makes it,
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the faster we watches it.
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We can binge a full season
of a new show in a single day.
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Then we have to wait months
for the next season to drop.
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I'm just gonna come out
and say it,
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the world needs more TV shows!
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Then perhaps,
we should make the TV show.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Great idea, Star.
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But if we're going to make
an awesome TV show,
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we need to come up with an idea.
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It's gotta be so imaginative,
it literally boggles the brain.
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[Beast Boy]
And it's got to
be hilarious, yo.
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- With them clever jokes.
- [Robin farts]
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But also it must be filled
with the hearts
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and the warm emotions.
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[explosion] And action!
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It's got to have a lot
of action, baby!
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Well, there's only
one type of show
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that can do
all of those things...
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Animated shows!
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Get ready, because today
we're heading to Hollywood
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to pitch our very own show.
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Titans go!
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[all cheering]
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There it is.
The one magical place
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that can make
our TV show a reality.
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That dumpy-looking
office building?
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All TV shows get their start
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in dumpy-looking
office buildings.
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We've come to make an animated
show for television.
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Who's in charge here?
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That would be me.
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Toy Master.
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That's right, Titans.
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I'm the boss.
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I control the cartoons.
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After all,
cartoons help sell toys.
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That's where the real money is.
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We wish to make the awesome show
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so that there is even more
to watch on the TV.
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[intense music playing]
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Fine. I'll give you a shot,
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but you'll have
to make it through
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the dreaded process of...
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TV development!
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[thunder rumbling]
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Now the first step
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is pitching an idea.
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Not the problem.
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Each of us
has prepared the pitch
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in the proper 12-point
courier font,
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double-spaced, one page format.
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Great!
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Now crumple them up
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and pitch them at these bottles.
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What? We spent a lot of time
on these pitches.
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Don't you at least
want to hear them first?
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Look, I'm very busy,
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and I don't have time
to listen to you
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go on and on about your ideas.
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I just want to see
if any of them hit.
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Uh, fine, then I'll pitch first.
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[yelling]
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Ooh, that pitch was way off.
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[grunts]
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Boring! Not interested.
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[yells]
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Just not enough meat
to that pitch.
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We get that pitch all the time.
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You are our last shot,
Beast Boy.
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Bring all of the energy
to the pitch.
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And don't let him throw you off
with his trash talk.
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Can you speed this up?
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My next meeting's
in five minutes.
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All right, Beast Boy,
you've got this.
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Pitch it. Pitch it good!
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But don't come off too strong.
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[inhales]
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Hooah!
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Okay, not the best pitch ever,
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but not the worst either.
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Needs some work
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but has potential.
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Congratulations!
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You just won
a TV development deal.
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[shouting, cheering]
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I suppose I should take a look
at what you just pitched.
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Gets ready for
the most original idea
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you's ever seen.
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A video game cartoon?
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Yeah, it's like, what if
video game characters
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came to life in the real world?
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Hey, that's what I pitched.
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Me too.
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The I as well.
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We all pitched the same idea.
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That's because a cartoon
about video game characters
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is the most over-pitched idea
in Hollywood.
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But you did pitch it well,
so you'll get to move on
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to the next step
of the development process,
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making a pilot.
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Here's your cheque.
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Wow!
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That's a lot of money.
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Check out all them
zeroes, yo. [Laughs]
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Woot, woot, woot, whoo!
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Just to be clear,
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you need to use this money
to make the pilot.
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We understand.
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We'll make sure
to spend this money wisely.
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Look, Titans, I bought
this expensive standing desk
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to strengthen my core
while I work.
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And I bought
this new designer office chair
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to cushion my booty during
long, unnecessary meetings.
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I hired a full-time assistant
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in case we need someone
to order us lunch.
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Word!
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And I have hired the assistant
to the assistant.
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Howdy?
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In case we need someone
to order us the desserts.
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Yo, Be as tie, what'd you spend
your money on?
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These video games
for research and development.
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- Aah!
- Ooh.
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I want to do some R&D.
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[gulping]
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We've all done a great job
on spending our money wisely.
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Now, how much do we have left
to make the pilot?
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I'm on it, El Jefe.
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The 12 cents.
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Hmm, that doesn't leave much
to hire animators.
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It's cool, yo.
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Cartoons these days
is computer-generated.
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So let's just put our ideas
into the computer
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and see what it generates.
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Great idea, Beast Boy.
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Everyone, type in your ideas.
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[all] Action.
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Sci-fi.
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Talking animals.
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Need to run fast.
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Super cool.
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Explosions.
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And now we just press Enter.
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Power up!
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♪ The video game characters
That makes them cool
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♪ Video game action
Super cool, dude! ♪
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It's spiky time!
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[explosion]
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So what do you think?
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I think it's hot garbage!
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Whoa!
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But I could make it into toys,
so it works for me.
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[shouting, cheering]
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However, there's still
one final step
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in the TV development process.
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The show must get
officially green lit.
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By the president of the studio?
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No, no, no.
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The final decision is made
by spinning the wheel.
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Land on green light,
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and we'll make a full season
of your show.
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So this whole process just
comes down to dumb luck?
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Of course. That's how
all of Hollywood works.
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Now you get three spins.
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Good luck.
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Round and round and round we go.
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Will the wheel reject the show?
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[alarm buzzing]
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Sorry. Your shows off-brand.
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Two more tries
for the green light prize.
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[alarm buzzing]
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Sorry, your show tested poorly.
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One more spin
for a chance to win.
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Come on, Star, spin, spin, spin.
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- You can do it.
- Put your back into it.
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Oh, I am feeling the lucky.
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I am feeling the lucky.
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[grunts]
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[screams]
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[all gasp]
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Congratulations.
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Your show has officially
been green lit.
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[all cheering]
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Uh, don't get too excited.
The show is so bad,
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it probably won't last
more than a season.
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[crowd cheering, shouting]
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I was wrong. Your show's a hit,
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and the toys have been
selling like crazy.
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Oh yeah, we's going to be rich.
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[all laughing]
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No, no, no, no.
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That's not how Hollywood works.
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You don't get the money, I do.
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[laughing maniacally]
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Aw!
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And I've made so much money
off your show
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that I can finally build
my toy army
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and take over the world!
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[laughing maniacally]
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Oh, no! Our success
is coming back to bite us.
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Ugh, so Hollywood.
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We won't let you
get away with this, Toy Master.
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Try and stop me.
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Or better yet,
try and stop them.
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It's spiky time.
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This won't be easy, we made
these guys super cool.
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Titans, go!
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Uh. Oh.
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Hyah.
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[groans] Why did we give them
so many weapons?
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[grunts] Because it's
super cool.
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[screaming]
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Aah!
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Oh, the no.
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We have made their powers
more super than our own.
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[screams, gasps]
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You're going down, Spikes.
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Need to run fast!
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Aah.
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Too cool.
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[laughing maniacally]
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You're finished, Titans!
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Destroyed by your own
damn creations.
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[laughing maniacally]
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It's good to be the boss.
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Wait. Did you hear that?
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He said he's the boss.
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That's right. I am.
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I'm the big boss.
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Well, there's only one thing
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a video game character
can't resist fighting,
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and that's the boss.
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[growls]
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What are you doing? Stay back.
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No! No!
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[Toy Master grunting
and groaning]
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Looks like all that research
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and development
really paid off, Beast Boy.
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What can I say? I knows
my video games.
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Who would have thought
creating a new show
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would be so difficult
and dangerous.
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Indeed.
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[Toy Master screaming]
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Well, who wants to go home
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and watch some reruns
of '90s sitcoms?
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