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- Hey.
- Maggie!
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It's only a matter of time
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before George
gives you a byline.
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You are so beyond a researcher.
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- We both are.
- Thank you.
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You're more than happy
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to lap up the attention
when it suits you.
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You're more than happy
basking in my reflection.
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- Should we have sex now?
- Oh, no.
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I, um--I-I can't do that again.
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- What?
- We need to be friends.
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You think anyone else
knows how good we are?
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Not a chance.
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You know,
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I haven't have a boss
since I was 16 years old.
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And now I have two,
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and one of them
is Joyce fucking Prigger.
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I've decided to not
move forward with Beyond.
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I need you to come up with more
ideas--
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your big Renetti ideas.
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Well, were you fucking wowed
tonight?
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I have to defer to Joyce.
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Doug, the answer's no.
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♪ You... ♪
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Are you really not gonna speak
to me this entire ride?
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I'm sorry I vetoed
your dance troupe.
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Well, it could've been
a revolution.
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Historically,
I don't think revolutions
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- involve that much baby oil.
- Okay.
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Listen, Doug, it wasn't--
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If you say "it wasn't personal"
to me one more time, Joyce...
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It wasn't.
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I'm just getting hammered
on all sides.
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I mean, Connie kills
my science magazine.
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You murder my sexy boys.
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I'm on the goddamn schneid.
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"Schneid's" a losing streak.
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That's what you call schmoozing
in Sin City--
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cutting international deals
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and bathed in glorious neon
surrounded by games of chance?
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I'm selling foreign rights
to Minx, Joyce.
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I'm not exactly attending
Frank Sinatra's birthday party.
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No, that's next weekend.
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Me back in Vegas--
this is a huge mistake.
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This town has a nose
for failure,
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and I got
the fucking stink, so...
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You know, this city
shouldn't even be here.
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It's an oasis
built on hustle and moxie.
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This is where people come
to turn their luck around.
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Oh...
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Thank you.
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- Thanks, boss.
- Would you look around?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, come on.
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How can you be depressed
in Vegas?
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I'm not depressed.
It's just--
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Thank you.
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Man, I miss that sound--
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money and tears.
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"A stately pleasure-dome
decree."
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You know,
maybe you're right, Joycey.
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Maybe things
are getting better.
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- Renetti.
- Yeah.
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This is for '65, fuckhead.
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♪ If you want it ♪
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♪ If you want it, baby ♪
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♪ Get on it, ah! ♪
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♪ If you want it ♪
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I think we got the shot.
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- Whoo.
- Thank you.
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- Good match, everyone.
- Hey.
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- Killer forehand, bro.
- Thanks, man.
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Nice work, boys, nice work.
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This issue's gonna be huge.
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Our readers love
a clean-cut sportsman or two.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Got caught arguing ad rates
with Kotex.
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I hope you didn't cave
to those terrorists.
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Tampax will pay us double
for exclusivity.
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That would mean
breaking our contract.
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Oh, well, they might try
and wiggle out themselves
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if the environment
is inhospitable.
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I guess I'll get creative.
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I guess you will.
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Another masterpiece, Ricardo.
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Honestly,
you didn't miss much.
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Prigger special, rackets, dick,
oh, look, there's a lady.
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- She's in power.
- The usual.
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Last chance, Richie, okay?
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The boys are coming, too.
It's gonna be fun.
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Uh, me and Danny still have
some work we need to finish up.
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You go on ahead.
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Hold on. What's happening here?
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We're hitting the Palomino to
watch the Battle of the Sexes.
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- It's the event of the year.
- Ooh, I'm racing home to watch.
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I wouldn't miss Billie Jean
for the world.
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Did I tell you--
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About your chance encounters
on the junior-tennis circuit?
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Holmby Hills in '62.
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Well, don't forget
Toluca Lake in '65
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She complimented my skort.
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- Wow.
- You know, I like tennis.
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- Oh, I would've invited you.
- She would've said no.
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- Yeah, you do always say no.
- Okay, maybe lately.
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That doesn't mean
I don't want to be invited.
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Yeah, but you're ascending
to the corporate plane,
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leaving us mortals behind,
but we're very proud of you.
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I'm still here,
on the fun plane, being fun.
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Let's watch here!
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- Oh.
- It'll be great.
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Just like old times.
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Uh, t-that's actually
a bad idea.
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Yeah, fancy new offices,
plush carpet, our bosses--
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Are out of here and done
giving us unnecessary feedback.
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I'm in charge.
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Good Time Tina says watch party
at Bottom Dollar!
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♪ What you want ♪
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♪ See it in motion ♪
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♪ Hear her talk ♪
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♪ You got to sell the notion ♪
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♪ That you want
To follow her ♪
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♪ Wherever she goes ♪
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Well, look at you.
You look sharp.
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Thank you.
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My outfit's the opening volley
on my panel remarks.
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I thinking of saying, "I'm here
to talk female demographics,
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but I'm also quite fun."
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Oh, right, your,
uh, chitchat thing, huh?
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You mean me forging
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essential bonds
with other professional women?
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Shouldn't you be forging
some fiscal bonds of your own?
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No need.
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- What happened?
- Nothing.
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I just don't have to hustle
for buyers.
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They came to me.
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What, in the 30 minutes
it took me to change?
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That's enough time
to fuck things up
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but not make things good?
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Look, concierge had a stack
of these for me at check-in.
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My room is full
of fruit baskets.
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Everybody wants in.
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So all I have to do is play
London off of Paris,
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gin up some old grudges from
the war, you know, Europe shit.
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We'll set our own price.
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Doug, this is incredible.
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Yeah, if I can get all these
deals done before dinner,
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I can get on the last Greyhound
to Los Angeles.
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The bus?
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Yeah.
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I'm tired, Joyce.
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It's possible,
verging on probable,
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that I have underappreciated
your contributions.
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What? You underappreciated me?
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- No.
- You brought Constance in.
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You pitched her
the global vision,
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and now you're about
to make it happen.
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I mean,
you should run the thing.
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Is that something
you'd even want?
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To run an international
publishing empire?
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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That'd be mildly appealing,
I guess.
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But, you know, Connie's
the big boss on this,
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and she'd have to get on board.
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No. No, she's been deferring
to me
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on everything Minx.
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I assure you I will make
my strongest case.
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Well, that's a lot of travel.
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I just don't know
where I would call home.
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Would it be Buenos Aires,
Amsterdam, Monaco?
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I think London
is less debauched,
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and, also,
it's commonly acknowledged
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to be the center
of international publishing,
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which would be none
of my business,
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because off American soil,
Minx would be yours.
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Ah.
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Well, I get along very
well with a lot of girls.
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I don't think
you give us credit
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for having any brains.
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Billie's gonna wipe
that smug smile off his face.
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I'm loving this.
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I'm rooting
for the plucky lesbian, too.
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Oh, whoa, whoa.
Billie's happily married.
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Her husband's a hunky blonde.
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Right. Sorry, I'm new
to women's tennis.
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It's a Good Time Tina recipe.
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What are the measurements?
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Pour until there's
nothing left.
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This whole thing's a joke.
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Men are better at sports
than women, okay?
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I'm sorry.
I'm not pretending they're not.
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Billie Jean's not just a woman.
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She's the best
of her generation.
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I could return that serve
with my hands behind my back.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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Okay, prove it.
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- Prove it?
- Yeah, prove it--
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outside, right now, my serve.
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Hmm.
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Hands behind my back, lady.
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...Astrodome,
it's the Battle of the Sexes--
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Billie Jean King
versus Bobby Riggs.
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♪ Anything you can do
I can be part of ♪
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My money's on Dustin.
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There is no beating testosterone.
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How's he gonna hold the racket?
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Telekinesis?
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Wasn't on his résumé.
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The only special skill
he listed was "abs."
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Hmm.
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Sorry, Danny needs me
for a sec.
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It's a darkroom thing.
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Hey.
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Huh? Huh?
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Whoa. He should've listed that
as a special skill.
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Little party trick
from my Chico days.
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You think this is the
first time I've seen a penis
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stuffed someplace
it doesn't belong?
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I got two boys.
Come on, love-all.
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- All right.
- Whoo, Shelly!
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- Tough talk.
- Thank you.
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Tough talk.
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Whoo.
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Get the racket.
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You maim the official,
that's a forfeit.
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- That was out, second serve.
- No, that wasn't out.
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What, are you calling me
a liar?
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Yeah, 'cause it was not out.
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- Second serve, toots.
- Don't call me toots, asshole.
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Oh, God.
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It's okay. You got this.
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You got this.
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What is he doing?
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Come on, wrap it up.
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I'm--I'm wrapping it.
I'm wrapping it.
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- Can you hurry it up?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Here we go.
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Yes!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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- Point.
- For me.
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The challenge was
return the serve.
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I did. I win for men.
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Men!
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What?
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- No. No, no, no.
- Men! Men! Men!
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Men! Men! Men! Men!
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- Uh...
- Men! Men! Men!
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Guys, I, uh...
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- I might be in trouble.
- Men! Men! Men!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Meet the New Woman,
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all-new women's magazine
for the new woman.
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Please take your seats.
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Hello. Checking in.
It's Joyce P--
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Of course, Ms. Prigger.
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Green lanyard for speakers.
255
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Ooh, so official. Thank you.
256
00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:57,363
Thank you.
257
00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,533
Would you mind?
258
00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:01,934
Oh.
259
00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:05,137
My pleasure, Beatrice.
Anything for a reader.
260
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:06,472
This was a good one.
261
00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:08,341
They're all good, Ms. Prigger.
262
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,542
Stop.
263
00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,143
Um, have my fellow New Women
checked in?
264
00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:12,925
I'd love to coordinate
a group photo.
265
00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,081
- Oh, yes, right there.
- Thank you.
266
00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:21,954
- Joyce.
- George.
267
00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:23,389
I can't turn around
268
00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:25,358
without seeing
your smiling face.
269
00:10:25,538 --> 00:10:27,126
Success agrees with you.
270
00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:29,328
Uh, you're here for my-
my panel?
271
00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,931
Sort of.
Uh, my monthly is up there.
272
00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:35,368
I left New York magazine,
started my own.
273
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:36,902
Gal!
274
00:10:37,183 --> 00:10:38,404
Exclamation mark
and everything.
275
00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:39,872
Yeah.
276
00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:41,674
Oh, I'm sorry. I must have
missed that on the stands.
277
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,075
Oh, we're still
in the growth mode--
278
00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:44,590
you know, test issues
in select cities.
279
00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:46,178
- Great response so far.
- Oh.
280
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,180
Boy, have women been waiting
for someone to figure out
281
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,549
how to combine the personal
and political, make it fun.
282
00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:52,151
Gee, I hadn't noticed.
283
00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:54,553
Fellas, meet
the famous Joyce Prigger.
284
00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:56,822
Meet your fellow panelists.
285
00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,858
Marshall Jensen, Healthy Lady.
286
00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,626
Gerald Scott, What Women Wear.
287
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,162
Blaine Peters,
Good Woman, Better Kitchen.
288
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,463
Better than what?
289
00:11:07,213 --> 00:11:08,401
Quite the lineup.
290
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,336
Uh, George, I promise
I'll take it easy on you.
291
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,772
Oh, no, no, no,
I'm not speaking.
292
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,074
My editor is.
293
00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:17,443
Joyce, look at you
in that dress.
294
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:20,446
Maggie, this is unexpected.
295
00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:21,781
We're about to begin,
296
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:23,082
if you'll please take
your seats.
297
00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:24,517
Uh, Joyce.
298
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,352
I was hoping that we could have
a second to chat,
299
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,454
- you know, clear the air.
- Oh, we're needed onstage.
300
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:35,528
Nah, if Italy wants in,
add another zero, my friend,
301
00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:36,962
and then we can talk.
302
00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:40,666
A zero? Ma che cazzo dici.
Doug, that's insanity.
303
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,436
Well, Berlin does not think so.
They think it's fair.
304
00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:45,071
- Oh, come on.
- Do me a favor.
305
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:47,606
Find me when you're ready to
play with the big boys, okay?
306
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:48,874
- Come on.
- No, you come on.
307
00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,142
Be fucking serious.
308
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:54,947
At Minx, when we consider ads,
we start with the premise
309
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:56,916
that there's nothing wrong
with women,
310
00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:58,684
and diet pills
don't check that box.
311
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:02,555
You disagree, Marshall?
312
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,236
At Healthy Lady, we run ads
313
00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,258
that are relevant
to women's lives.
314
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:10,463
I know that the main gal
at Gal! feels the same.
315
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,264
Like it or not,
316
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:15,267
women are interested
in losing weight.
317
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,069
That feels reductive.
318
00:12:17,283 --> 00:12:19,271
Seems like the ladies disagree
319
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:20,673
on this one.
320
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:22,308
Joyce, I know that you--
321
00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:25,277
Minx maintains
a high-minded approach
322
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,979
in some areas,
323
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:30,683
but research shows women
want diet pills.
324
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,284
That sells.
325
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:33,452
I don't know, Maggie.
326
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:35,921
My magazine just cracked
three million,
327
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,690
and we didn't have
to convince women
328
00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,959
that their bodies were
a problem in need of fixing
329
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:41,327
to get there.
330
00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:44,597
Uh-oh, the claws
are coming out.
331
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:51,137
Oh, my dinner's in there.
332
00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:53,506
- What happened?
- The male ego.
333
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,474
He was proving
that men are superior,
334
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:56,709
and he nailed it.
335
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,177
How you doing, Dustin?
336
00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,346
She said the cold
would make it shrink,
337
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:01,947
- but it's starting to burn.
- Where have you been?
338
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,716
Whoo! Yes!
339
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,285
Bow down, Bobby, bow down!
340
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:07,920
I need to handle
whatever that is.
341
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:10,956
Ugh! Gross. Is that glue?
342
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,291
Uh, Danny spilled some--
343
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:13,759
You've really got to get
in there.
344
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,327
That was a lot
of glass breaking.
345
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,463
I don't know what
you and Danny have been up to,
346
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,498
but these are your models, too,
so fix this.
347
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,333
Please.
348
00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:25,538
Oh.
349
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:28,174
Pick around the glue,
basically fine.
350
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,213
Oh, who won?
351
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,348
Who won that set, Phil?
Say it, punk.
352
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,597
- Billie Jean.
- No, louder, Phil.
353
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,019
- Billie Jean.
- That's right.
354
00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:42,154
Goddamn right!
Only one more to go.
355
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:44,623
Yay, Billie Jean.
356
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,392
Maybe we celebrate her
on the ground.
357
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:47,626
No lady business from you.
358
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,161
This is tennis time
right now, okay?
359
00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:50,763
I don't want
your big-eye lady smiles.
360
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:53,078
Get out of here.
361
00:13:53,345 --> 00:13:54,567
What's our next move, boss?
362
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,035
I don't know. Um...
363
00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:57,803
Wait a second.
Are you shadowing me?
364
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,773
Jumped off the Doug bus
onto the Tina train?
365
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,675
Yes.
366
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,810
It's just--you're always calm
in the eye of the storm,
367
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,912
and I got so invested
in Club Minx,
368
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,614
I just want to be cool,
like you.
369
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:10,115
I don't want to be
your role model.
370
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:11,784
I just want to have fun.
371
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:13,552
Why won't anyone
let me have fun?
372
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:16,121
Oh, come on,
look at that drop shot!
373
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:17,623
Oh, do you love that?
374
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,793
So, uh, Lenny at home or...
375
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,895
...the office,
in case you needed to call?
376
00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:26,031
An aggressive woman on the
court, taking what she wants!
377
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,399
- I mean, look at this.
- Mm-hmm.
378
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:28,634
First, she rips you off,
379
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,402
then she tells you
you're doing it wrong.
380
00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,838
Takes a lot of nerve, Maggie.
381
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,054
You don't even give out
circulation numbers,
382
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,443
and we all know
what that means.
383
00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:38,811
Well, we're new--
384
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:40,079
an emerging voice.
385
00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:44,350
More like a whisper.
386
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:49,255
Yes, Gal! has some
creative overlap with Minx,
387
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:53,058
but Maggie's also bringing
a different perspective,
388
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:56,262
which is something
I find thrilling.
389
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:58,497
What?
390
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,032
This is
a women's magazine panel.
391
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,868
Maggie belongs here. It's you
I'm not so sure about.
392
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:04,837
Watch yourself, missy.
393
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:06,906
He's been doing this
since before you were born.
394
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,307
Well, maybe that's the problem.
395
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,216
You sure you want to risk
that dough?
396
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,885
You're gonna need it if you
want a shot at Minx, bud.
397
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,688
Hit me.
398
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,256
Oh!
399
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,091
Lady Luck!
400
00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:28,894
I got it today.
401
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,864
Why is it when you see
two women stepping into power,
402
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,934
your first instinct is to pit
them against each other?
403
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:36,902
- That is not what's--
- Well, I can only assume
404
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,004
it's because they're afraid.
405
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:40,973
Billie Jean King is
brimming with confidence.
406
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:42,474
Old Man River's not
getting to that.
407
00:15:44,857 --> 00:15:46,145
Yes! You can do it!
408
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:53,886
Is that why you don't have
a single woman listed here,
409
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:58,157
but you do have five Johns
on your editorial staff?
410
00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:01,160
- What do you have over there?
- Three Peters and two Pauls.
411
00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:03,529
And not even one Mary.
412
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,931
I'll have you know
we've invested heavily
413
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:08,133
in several women
who left us in the lurch
414
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,868
by going off and having babies.
415
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:11,937
Well, it sounds to me
like they wanted to look after
416
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,740
one whining infant instead
of an office full of them.
417
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,809
Mothers want to be at home
with their babies.
418
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,143
Just ask my wife.
419
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:19,545
Oh, there are a lot of things
420
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,180
I'd like to ask
your wife, Blaine.
421
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:22,614
That ain't one of them.
422
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,416
Match point. Beautiful.
423
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,932
Tell me you dealt
with the dick.
424
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,567
In- in a way, yes.
425
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:43,168
What the--
426
00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:44,970
JJ had a lot of advice
427
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,206
on the smartest way
to handle the problem,
428
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:50,376
so I suggested that we use
the scientific method
429
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,778
to see if we can duplicate
the results.
430
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,214
And we did.
431
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:56,582
It's not funny.
432
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,617
You wish your dicks
were big enough to get stuck.
433
00:16:58,884 --> 00:16:59,952
Yeah, it was a lot of that.
434
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,920
Men are so dumb.
435
00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:05,591
Is it bad to say that was fun?
436
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,393
Oh, my God, the look
on Marshall's face
437
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:08,961
when you asked
for his home address...
438
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:11,997
What? He promised to start
hiring female staffers.
439
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,966
The ladies need a place
to send their résumés.
440
00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,969
Oh, my God, I miss this.
441
00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:18,604
Look, what--what happened
in New York--
442
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,372
Oh, no, it's behind us. It's...
443
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:21,740
It's just so good to see you.
444
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:23,976
I finally have a friend
I can actually talk to.
445
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,011
Can I have a word,
Prigger, please, alone?
446
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,380
Pardon my male counterpart.
447
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,983
Oh, right. Okay.
448
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,384
- What?
- Do you hate me?
449
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:33,652
Is that it? Do you hate me?
450
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,254
No, I've even taken
to complimenting you
451
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:36,822
- behind your back.
- Oh, you have?
452
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:38,991
Then why are you sabotaging me?
I don't understand.
453
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,259
What?
454
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,995
The panel--
what the hell was that?
455
00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:46,632
An hour ago,
Gal! was nothing, right?
456
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,601
But then you take the spotlight
that is directly on us,
457
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,503
and you move it right on them.
458
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,005
Why?
459
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,007
No, there's room for more
than one woman-led magazine.
460
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,042
Then why do I have a bunch
of European buyers
461
00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,844
who all of a sudden
have cold feet?
462
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:00,813
You made them think that there
was a cheap alternative.
463
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,614
Come on, Maggie's not
our competition.
464
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:04,416
Well, she is now...
465
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,785
- ...because of you.
- Mm-hmm.
466
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:08,454
So fix this. Play the game.
467
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,522
What is the point
in being number one
468
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,357
if you can't change
how the game is played?
469
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:13,659
I can't do this with you
right now.
470
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:15,828
- Doug--Oh, my God.
- Just fix it.
471
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,833
Come on!
472
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,969
Back on the schneid!
473
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,274
First female president
this decade--
474
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,310
I would bet
my kids' lives on it.
475
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:32,811
Shell, sweetheart,
how you doing?
476
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,446
- Oh, it's my hubby!
- You okay? All right.
477
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,850
Ooh, he's a doctor, kind of.
478
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,284
He can save the penises.
479
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,887
Well, strictly
above the neck here.
480
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,036
Oh, but we've got a whole car
full of drugs.
481
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,225
We hand them out to our friends
at dinner parties.
482
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,093
Ooh, shh!
Warning--career jeopardy.
483
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,462
- I would never do that.
- He's so supportive.
484
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:52,064
He's just like
Billie Jean's Larry.
485
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,765
You know what?
Why don't I run to the car?
486
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,868
I'll get my bag, see if I can
help you fellas out, okay?
487
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,103
Uh, do--do you guys have
some latex gloves?
488
00:18:58,403 --> 00:18:59,705
Oh, we should have
some left over
489
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,708
from the naked-nurses shoot,
which I will go get.
490
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:04,409
- I'll come with you.
- No.
491
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,212
Do you feel it? Do you feel it?
It's the year of the woman.
492
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:09,615
Now.
493
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,084
Oh.
494
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,486
That's our money shot.
495
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,889
What the hell is this?
496
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,093
Are you shooting food porn?
497
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:24,129
General Mills
loved my portfolio, okay?
498
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:25,898
They asked me
if I could take a swing
499
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,133
at bringing my signature look
500
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,735
to their novelty-cereal line.
501
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,236
On spec?
502
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:35,440
I need a creative outlet, okay?
503
00:19:35,754 --> 00:19:37,509
You know that I haven't been
feeling fulfilled lately.
504
00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:39,545
- What if this is my calling?
- This?
505
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,247
Tiny marshmallows never jammed
tennis rackets on their cocks.
506
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:43,949
Okay.
507
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:47,386
As your friend, I am thrilled
people are seeing your talent.
508
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,221
As managing editor,
509
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,857
I have to tell you,
you're in breach of contract.
510
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,926
You're exclusive to Minx.
511
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,928
Wow.
512
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:57,796
Okay, good to know.
513
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:58,931
On spec?
514
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:01,633
Have I taught you nothing?
515
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,202
♪ Well, I'm makin' all right ♪
516
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:04,803
♪ Well, I'm makin' all right ♪
517
00:20:05,184 --> 00:20:08,640
♪ From Monday morning
Till Friday night ♪
518
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,944
♪ Oh, those lonely weekends ♪
519
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,915
Really went
for the jugular back there.
520
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,450
Give a guy some warning.
521
00:20:18,797 --> 00:20:21,753
I apologize if I was pointed,
but I stand by what I said.
522
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,989
I never would've agreed to help
you with your little show
523
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,425
if I'd known
it was gonna go down like that.
524
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:29,795
Right. Our little show.
525
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,998
Maggie told me
you were on the same page.
526
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,001
I guess we, uh, strayed
from the--the plan,
527
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:37,502
- uh, a bit.
- A bit?
528
00:20:37,783 --> 00:20:39,404
What happened
to me lighting the match?
529
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,139
Get the conference buzzing?
530
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:44,009
I guess we took it
in another direction.
531
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,545
Huh. Well, next time
leave me out of it.
532
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:48,714
I didn't come here
to be embarrassed.
533
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,017
Neither did I.
534
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,190
You were right.
Gal!'s a problem.
535
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:01,026
Great. Finally. Let's get you
talking to France, okay?
536
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,794
The guy's a--
well, he's a bit of a perv,
537
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:04,463
so if there's anything
you can do--
538
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,578
What? No, that's disgusting.
I have a different idea.
539
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,200
If it has a whiff of kumbaya--
540
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:09,501
No, actually, I was thinking
541
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:12,037
of something
a little more aggressive.
542
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,340
Ugh.
543
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,009
This isn't gonna hurt one bit,
544
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,444
and even if it did, I know
you're gonna be so tough.
545
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,580
You, uh, have
a great bedside manner--
546
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,115
very cool under pressure.
547
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:24,483
Well, I recently went through
548
00:21:24,816 --> 00:21:26,618
a male-dance-revue-related
heartbreak,
549
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,253
so I'm exploring nonattachment.
550
00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:30,022
- I'm studying the Tina method.
- Hmm.
551
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:31,623
Smart going with the ten gauge.
552
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,859
- It's good for increased--
- Maneuverability?
553
00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:35,460
- Yeah.
- How did you know that?
554
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,262
Well, I did background work
on MASH.
555
00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:39,031
I was Hot Lips' hotter protégé,
556
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:41,500
but then I died
in a submarine accident.
557
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:42,634
In a land war?
558
00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:43,969
Yeah, they never take my notes.
559
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:45,804
Aw. Friends.
560
00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:47,673
Tell me this is gonna work.
561
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,908
Well, assuming phalluses
respond exactly like molars,
562
00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:51,510
we're in business.
563
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,178
- Hell, no. No, no, no, no!
- No, absolutely not.
564
00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:55,013
You're not gonna stick that up
my dick--you're a dentist!
565
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,962
Wow, wow, wow, not too bad.
566
00:21:59,017 --> 00:21:59,885
Deal me in.
567
00:22:00,118 --> 00:22:01,633
Oh, thank God you're here.
568
00:22:01,867 --> 00:22:03,021
I have no idea what I'm doing.
569
00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:05,557
Oh, don't sell yourself short.
570
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,530
I am so glad
that we've reconnected.
571
00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:13,699
You know,
I had a feeling we would.
572
00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:16,835
If we could get past sophomore
year, we can survive anything.
573
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:18,103
Right?
574
00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:19,504
I mean,
we've been friends forever.
575
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:20,872
Nothing could ever change that.
576
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,074
Mm.
577
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:29,548
Can you believe those men?
578
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,683
It is so desperate
to pit us against each other.
579
00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:34,086
They're the worst.
580
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,922
I will raise.
581
00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:38,690
It's like you said--
they're threatened
582
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,859
when they see two strong women
supporting each other.
583
00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:43,295
And if we can't be there
for each other, then who will?
584
00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:44,930
Right?
585
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,965
All-in.
586
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:49,801
Why not?
587
00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:55,874
Oh. Well...
588
00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:57,709
Sorry.
It's just beginner's luck.
589
00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:00,092
No, you deserved it.
590
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:02,280
Nicely played, Joyce.
591
00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:03,995
I guess you really are
all grown-up.
592
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,617
Excited to be working
with you again.
593
00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:06,752
What?
594
00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:08,687
Oh, meet our new owner
and publisher.
595
00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:10,789
- We've been acquired.
- Welcome to the family.
596
00:23:11,089 --> 00:23:12,591
Yeah.
597
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:14,326
How wonderful.
598
00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:16,194
It was nice playing
with you, Maggie.
599
00:23:19,631 --> 00:23:21,032
- See you.
- Yep.
600
00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:25,337
Okay.
Come on, be my brave boys.
601
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:27,572
You can have a lolly afterwards,
602
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:29,574
if that'll make it better--
you can choose the flavor.
603
00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:31,376
This is all
Billie Jean's fault.
604
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,146
- She's not even hot.
- How dare you?
605
00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:36,615
You know, you two have a lot
of opinions and nothing else.
606
00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:37,983
- But I--
- No, no, the only things
607
00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:40,118
I should be hearing
from you are, "Ow,"
608
00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:41,820
"Sorry for ruining your night,"
609
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,522
and, "I should've been nicer
to my mom,"
610
00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:45,424
because if you spewed
this much bullshit
611
00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:46,725
in the half day being here,
612
00:23:47,058 --> 00:23:48,994
18 years must've been
a fucking nightmare.
613
00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:51,630
You're not good enough to
string Billie Jean's racket--
614
00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:54,766
just two JV morons who jammed
their only redeeming quality
615
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,535
into an aluminum tube.
616
00:23:56,868 --> 00:23:59,237
And women are supposed
to find you sexy?
617
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:00,639
Please.
618
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:04,342
The only thing anyone here
is feeling is pity.
619
00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:12,097
Wow, looks
like I missed all the fun.
620
00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:14,319
Tina, moment alone?
621
00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,027
Between us, there was, like,
622
00:24:22,427 --> 00:24:25,096
a ten-percent chance it was
gonna make them sterile, so...
623
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:26,631
Let me explain what you say.
624
00:24:26,898 --> 00:24:27,899
I know what I saw.
625
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,435
I just came back to share
some good news
626
00:24:30,702 --> 00:24:33,205
from our friends in Las Vegas.
627
00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:35,787
And the last thing you expected
was to come back to chaos.
628
00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:37,275
- Well...
- I lost control.
629
00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:38,510
And regained it.
630
00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:40,846
We work in media,
not Buckingham Palace.
631
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,714
I promise
I'm not normally that mean
632
00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:44,015
to the models.
633
00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:46,451
- They probably deserved it.
- Mm-hmm.
634
00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:48,220
Why don't you make us
a cocktail,
635
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:51,022
and we'll have a little chat
about this company's future?
636
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,924
And yours.
637
00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:55,827
Sounds good to me.
638
00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:57,429
That was incredible!
639
00:24:57,729 --> 00:24:59,264
- Billie beat him!
- It was. Yeah.
640
00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:01,466
Yeah, she can do
whatever she wants.
641
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,836
- She's free. I just--
- Sure bet.
642
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,472
She came straight down, and she
showed that Bobby Riggs--
643
00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:09,054
Whoops, whoops, you all right?
644
00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:10,475
- Yeah.
- Good?
645
00:25:10,775 --> 00:25:11,977
- I'm okay.
- Okay.
646
00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:14,112
You know she
complimented my skort, right?
647
00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:15,827
So Joyce can go off
and write a book,
648
00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:17,282
but I glance at a marshmallow,
649
00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:18,884
and I'm
history's greatest monster.
650
00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:20,098
Hmm.
651
00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:22,454
I don't get it.
Are we not enough for you?
652
00:25:22,754 --> 00:25:24,489
No, it's not you.
653
00:25:24,756 --> 00:25:26,291
This whole place has changed.
654
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:28,693
Doug's bouncing around
like some lost boy.
655
00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:30,495
Joyce doesn't listen
to me anymore.
656
00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:32,063
Tina's all business.
657
00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:34,699
I'm trying to get mine
before it's too late.
658
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,435
- Well, what about me?
- You'll be fine.
659
00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:38,904
Everyone loves you.
660
00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:41,072
♪ Oh, crazy ♪
661
00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:44,142
♪ For thinking ♪
662
00:25:44,442 --> 00:25:49,114
♪ That my love could hold you ♪
663
00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:58,490
♪ I'm crazy for trying ♪
664
00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:00,492
Europe is ours.
665
00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:03,762
Minx is going global.
666
00:26:04,042 --> 00:26:05,730
- Cheers.
- It's unbelievable.
667
00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,299
I'm so impressed.
668
00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:09,734
Shifting gears
from seller to buyer,
669
00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:11,736
buying up Gal! just to kill it,
670
00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:14,906
that's a big move, Joycey.
671
00:26:15,206 --> 00:26:17,142
I didn't know
you had it in you.
672
00:26:17,442 --> 00:26:19,544
Neither did I.
673
00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:25,884
Is it supposed to...
674
00:26:26,117 --> 00:26:28,720
to feel this, uh...
675
00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:30,755
This what? Good?
676
00:26:31,022 --> 00:26:32,991
Yeah, that's the thrill of it.
677
00:26:33,358 --> 00:26:36,328
And your pal Connie--
she's over the fucking moon.
678
00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:38,129
She loves this shit.
679
00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:40,498
Yeah, she did sound
pretty pleased.
680
00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:42,667
Yeah.
681
00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:45,370
I don't know.
This doesn't make me evil?
682
00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:47,339
No.
683
00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:49,608
Makes you the queen.
684
00:26:49,874 --> 00:26:53,545
♪ Crazy... ♪
685
00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:55,313
Hit the tables?
686
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,916
- No, we should go home.
- Our rooms are comped.
687
00:26:58,183 --> 00:27:00,385
Nothing in Vegas is free.
688
00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:02,787
Let's leave while we're up.
689
00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:05,657
Trust me.
Let's leave while we're up.
690
00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:09,561
♪ I'm crazy for trying ♪
691
00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:13,365
♪ Crazy for crying ♪
692
00:27:13,598 --> 00:27:19,404
♪ Crazy for loving you ♪
693
00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:34,085
♪ I am the roving gambler ♪
694
00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:37,222
♪ I've gambled all around ♪
695
00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,891
♪ Wherever I meet
With a deck of cards ♪
696
00:27:40,191 --> 00:27:42,961
♪ I lay my money down ♪
697
00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:45,063
♪ Lay my money down ♪
698
00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:49,134
♪ I lay my money down ♪
699
00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:52,103
♪ I've gambled
Down in Washington ♪
700
00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:54,673
♪ I've gambled up in Maine ♪
701
00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:57,475
♪ I'm on my way to Georgia ♪
702
00:27:57,776 --> 00:28:00,311
♪ To gamble my last game ♪
703
00:28:00,578 --> 00:28:03,214
♪ Gamble my last game ♪
704
00:28:03,481 --> 00:28:05,650
♪ Gamble my last game ♪
705
00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:15,193
♪ Mother, oh, dear Mother ♪
706
00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:17,762
♪ You know I love you well ♪
707
00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:20,198
♪ But the love I have
For this gambling man ♪
708
00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:22,701
♪ No human tongue can tell ♪
709
00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:25,704
♪ No human tongue can tell ♪
710
00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:29,708
♪ No human tongue can tell ♪
711
00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:32,243
♪ Mother, oh, dear Mother ♪
712
00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:34,979
♪ I'll tell you if I can ♪
713
00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:37,549
♪ If you see me
Coming back again ♪
714
00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:40,185
♪ I'll be
With this gambling man ♪
51404
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