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No dilly-dallying!
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- Get in.
- Huh? In here?
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- Hurry.
- Ah, yes. Yes.
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Until you're done...
you don't have to come out.
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Please use these as reference.
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Thank you very much.
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This is bad. No person
should stay here for long.
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Having lifted the curse of not being able to write,
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I'm now in charge of novelizing a movie...
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That startled me...
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Ah! Iwa-san!
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Ah, I'm sorry!
I don't think I can go home today...
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It's just, there's way too much work
and the deadline is too short...
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But I'll do my very best!
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Thanks for your hard work.
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What brings you here?
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I wanted to share these with you. Here.
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Mio-san, thank you so much!
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Hey! Try and call me Mio.
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Mi... Mio.
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It's kind of embarrassing, right?
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Can I call you Michiru too?
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Yes!
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Michiru...
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Keep it up.
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- Mi, Mi, Mi... Mi, Mi, Mi, Mi...
- Welcome back.
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- Mio has!
- Welcome back.
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Mio has! Mio has...!
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Mio has! Mio was! Mio...!
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Iwa-chan!? Iwa-chan!
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Are you okay?
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Mio was... Mio was!
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Mio was flirting with Michiru!
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- She was flirting!
- Iwa!
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You should give the little missy some space.
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Yearning for someone so much that
she takes time out of her busy schedule...
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That's wonderful, right?
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I can't believe she didn't
come to me for any advice...
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Maybe she doesn't want us
to stick our noses into her affairs?
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It's not just that!
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Piece by piece,
I created a shape with you in mind.
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Wanting my feelings to be conveyed...
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Being a little embarrassed...
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Both are my true feelings.
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That's a little obsessive.
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She almost never posts any updates.
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And it's usually just the occasional "I'm exhausted."
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She's a writer, so maybe it's an assumed persona?
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Still, it's way too sudden of a turn.
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- Even pirates are more cautious.
- What's with that analogy?
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Another update.
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I've been struck by a sickness
that makes me long to see you.
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May we meet in our dreams.
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Good night.
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The Youkai Sharehouse Police Station
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has received a report of reckless driving in the area.
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The suspect: Meguro Mio.
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The Cunning Police is here.
Where is the suspect?
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You have to forgive her.
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She doesn't know how to control it yet.
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But, if we don't secure her now, it's dangerous!
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Detective!
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Failure is a privilege of the young...
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No! It's a privilege of the living!
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Unfortunately, even if it's a youthful indiscretion,
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a crime is a crime.
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Slyness doesn't develop in a day!
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'The heck is this!?
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We're not the Cunning Police.
What was the point again?
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If Mio wants to change, we should respect that...
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True.
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Women can change and let their charm bloom.
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A message!
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(Mio) I'll be back home tomorrow!
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She says she'll be back by tomorrow.
(Mio) I'll be back home tomorrow!
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She says she'll be back by tomorrow.
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I'll have to prep a delicious dinner.
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Shall we summon the person in question, Michiru too?
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Good idea. We'll have to find out the truth.
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Ah, Michiru.
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Here.
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( Yes, golden testicles. )
Here.
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( Yes, golden testicles. )
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What are these?
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If you carry them, they're said to bring happiness.
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That's very kind of y—
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But you know...
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Apparently they won't work
unless you pay for them yourself.
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How much are they?
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300,000 and 300,000, for a total of 600,000.
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That's a lot!
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I'm sorry for taking the liberty.
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I just wanted to help you in some way...
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I appreciate the thought...
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Forget about it.
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I just got carried away on my own.
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You know, since you're a police
officer and always in danger,
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so I just wanted to do something good for you...
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I'll buy them!
Can I do it in installments?
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Really? You're so kind!
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Here.
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I'll treasure them.
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I really love people who are kind.
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Wow, you're so good! That's great!
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They come with a box.
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Ah, hello.
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Did you read the novelization I sent you?
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Not yet.
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However, can't you give
the characters a little more weight?
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Listen, don't give me that reaction.
I can tell without reading it.
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Fix it immediately and submit it right away.
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- For example, what part...
- Ah, I'm getting a call from Kurohara-san.
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What should I do?
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Let's see...
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For example... for example...
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It's chilly.
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I'll leave your order outside.
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Ah... Thank you very...
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( soba with tempura batter )
Wow! It's tanuki soba!
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Ue-san must have ordered it?
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Yummy!
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I haven't eaten since morning,
so this is a welcome warmth!
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I'm beat!
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Mei-san! Mei-san!
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There's been an emergency,
so I'll be out of the office for a while...
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Could it be, she can't see me?
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Guys, I need your help!
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Me!?
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Iwa-san! Michiru-kun!
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Guys...
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I suppose it should be done by now?
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- You think?
- True.
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Ah, wait...
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Michiru. You have something there.
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Do you want more sake?
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You're unusually thoughtful today.
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Here you go.
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For Nurari-san, it's lukewarm sake, right?
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You know me well.
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You've been so kind to me, of course I do!
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You know what they like!?
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Ah, Uta-san! I'll help!
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Me too.
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Oh my, you're good.
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Your dishes are so delicious.
I want to become as good as you!
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I'm so glad to hear that!
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She's so good, and she's making them happy!
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Maybe this change is for the better?
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True. The New Missy has elegance and composure.
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That's not like Mio!
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I knew I could count on you, Iwa-san!
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- Iwa-san!
I knew I could count on you, Iwa-san!
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Here, for you.
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It's a bowl full of beauty ingredients.
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Looks delicious.
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You're so strong, beautiful, kind, compassionate,
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and when it's time to curse, you're no joke.
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You're my idol!
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Mio...
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I'll protect you at all cost!
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Yay!
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No way!? Even Iwa-san!?
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Okay! Here's an extra side dishes!
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Thank you very much.
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Yes, thank you.
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I haven't been able to have dinner
with you all lately, so I've been lonely.
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That's why I'm super happy right now!
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No... Don't steal my feelings too!
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Look, look! Our Mio-sweetie arranged this.
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Beautiful, right?
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What should I do...
At this rate, I'll become the impostor!
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What's wrong?
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I just got the chills.
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- Maybe I caught a cold...
- Are you all right?
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What's happening?
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Michiru! I'm scared!
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It's okay, I'm here.
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Get away from him!
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MY COOKING!!!
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I didn't mean to... I'm sorry!
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That's awful! How could anyone do that!
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Somebody help me...
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Good evening!
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Who the hell are you!?
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I'm Meguro Mio.
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- Stop it!
I'm Meguro Mio.
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You saw it, right?
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I'm more in demand than you.
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Tha.. That's...
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Your presence is pretty much zero, huh!
Not even your housemates noticed you.
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You don't get to speak for them!
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Eh? Are you mad?
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At the superior me?
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That's... my phone.
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I got an OK for the novelization.
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I rewrote your draft a little bit here and there.
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But I worked so hard on it...
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You don't have to work so hard anymore!
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You don't want to go through pointless struggles, right?
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I'm good at my job and loved
by my colleagues, so leave it to me!
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Don't worry!
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I'll give Meguro Mio a complete makeover!
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A dull woman like you will only continue to suffer.
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Bring me back...
Give me back my life!
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Everything that's yours is mine now.
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You're no longer needed.
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Good-bye, nameless ghost.
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My place, my writing...
Everything will be taken from me.
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It's true, I've been through nothing but hardships.
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But, I wasn't alone.
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All the youkai helped me get over them.
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My experiences and memories, they're mine alone...
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I won't let some stranger take them away from me!
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Over here!
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Oh, you really have been holding onto them!
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- Yes...
- Did anything good happen?
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No... Not yet.
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Michiru, you're actually quite handsome!
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Following my superior lead
and being all docile suits you.
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Let's do something good now.
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Something good?
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Michiru-kun, run away!
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Michiru, you like me, right?
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All those lovestruck gazes... I noticed them.
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You're so honest and cute, Michiru.
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Mio-san?
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Please, stop it already...
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Please, stop it already...
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Please wait!
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I'm ready now.
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Gyaah! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! It's hot!
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It hurts! It's hot!
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It hurts! It's hot! It burns!
It hurts! It burns! It hurts!
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Quite effective, huh?
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( The name of a certain tanuki folktale. The paste is part of the tale. )
Red pepper paste from Kachi-kachi Mountain.
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Enough with this charade, you STINKY TANUKI!!
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Who are you calling a tanuki?
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I am Baron Doppelgänger.
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I can take the form of any human
and take everything from them!
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So you've fallen into darkness too.
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- You bastards!
So you've fallen into darkness too.
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When did you realize I had replaced her?
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From the very beginning, OF COURSE!!
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Guys...
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We were waiting for an opening.
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Now! Give us back our little missy.
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Otherwise, we'll have to use force.
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Get hit and you'll be in pain!
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MORNING STAR!!
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He's surprisingly dangerous...
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Mio. You're here, right?
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- Mio-san? Mio-san...
- They're calling you!
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Out of my way!
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*Pom Poko!*
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I'm sorry...
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What a fun night!
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00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:27,250
Let Mio go!
261
00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:33,650
Even you guys thought I was better
than this woman, didn't you?
262
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:39,000
Drop it! Zashiki Warashi!
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( An actual children's song from 1925. )
Sho Sho Shojoji
Shojoji no Niwa wa
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00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,520
Isn't this different
from the usual songs?
( An actual children's song from 1925. )
Sho Sho Shojoji
Shojoji no Niwa wa
265
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,240
( An actual children's song from 1925. )
Sho Sho Shojoji
Shojoji no Niwa wa
266
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,010
I see now. I'm a tanuki...!
( An actual children's song from 1925. )
Sho Sho Shojoji
Shojoji no Niwa wa
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00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:48,630
Tsu Tsu Tsukiyo da
Minna dete koi-koi-koi
( An actual children's song from 1925. )
I see now. I'm a tanuki...!
268
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:51,840
( An actual children's song from 1925. )
Tsu Tsu Tsukiyo da
Minna dete koi-koi-koi
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00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,740
Oira no Tomodachi
( An actual children's song from 1925. )
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00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:58,060
Pom Poko Pon no Pon
( An actual children's song from 1925. )
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00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:02,310
Once upon a time...
272
00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:04,760
When the area around the temple was a forest,
273
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:08,770
the tanuki transformed into monsters
and terrorized people at night,
274
00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:13,840
( high priest )
and even tried to drive out
the osho who came to the temple.
275
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,380
"That's right! If our leader drums on his belly
276
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:19,610
and we sing and dance,
277
00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:23,510
( high priest )
the osho will be startled and run away!"
278
00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:25,980
( The sound of mysterious drumming at night allegedly caused by tanuki. )
"Tanuki Bayashi!"
279
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,320
( high priest )
However, Osho-sama
280
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:32,960
played his shamisen happily along with the tanuki.
281
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:36,530
The leader of the tanuki wasn't going to admit defeat,
282
00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:39,500
and so the musical battle continued night after night.
283
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,830
( high priest )
A few days later, Osho-sama
284
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:46,790
found the corpse of the tanuki leader, whose
belly had been ruptured by excessive drumming,
285
00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:50,640
and held a respectful memorial service for him.
286
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,680
*Pom Poko Pon no Pon!*
287
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,140
BAKE-DANUKI
288
00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:56,180
POM POKO PON NO PON
BAKE-DANUKI
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00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,710
Thank you very much.
290
00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:02,750
Now our leader can rest in peace.
291
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,860
His sleep talking is impressive...
292
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,210
The tanuki woke up, Osho.
293
00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:09,260
Huh? Osho!?
294
00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:11,300
Let's go! Tanuki Bayashi!
295
00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:16,190
This ain't the time for pom poko.
He's a different osho.
296
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:18,950
- Be quiet... be quiet... be quiet.
- My belly button is my weak spot.
297
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,340
Mr. Tanuki!
298
00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:21,800
Yes?
299
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,940
Do you...
300
00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:26,010
...have any idea what you've done?
301
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,350
I don't.
302
00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:38,400
Apologize to Mio!
303
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,520
I'm sorry!
304
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,890
( All the ceramic tanuki figures. )
Please don't turn me into Shigaraki ware!
305
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,060
The heck is this? What a letdown.
306
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,960
It seems he's not a bad tanuki after all, Osho.
307
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,240
Osho!?
308
00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:51,870
No! Pom Poko Pon! No!
309
00:19:51,870 --> 00:19:53,270
Different osho!
310
00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:56,240
- Not my belly button...
- Stay put there!
311
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,370
Um, my part in this...
312
00:19:58,370 --> 00:20:01,610
Oh, Decoy-kun. Well done.
313
00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:03,660
You actually fell for that stupid lie.
314
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,520
It was a lie?
315
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:09,070
"When kissing someone,
it's polite to rub this on their face."
316
00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:11,620
I thought it was strange...
317
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:13,440
Please don't laugh, Osho!
318
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,080
Osho!? Poooon!!
319
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,580
How many times!
320
00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:21,110
For the third time! Right?
321
00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:25,740
I think... I'm going to visit our leader's grave.
322
00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:27,910
The previous osho also...
323
00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:28,850
Osho!?
324
00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:32,870
It's gonna come off...
325
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,460
Well, this was fun.
326
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,550
Okay. Let's go, Michiru.
327
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:43,720
But, I'm glad you're okay.
328
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,020
Michiru-kun...
329
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:48,510
My 600,000...
330
00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:57,670
I promise... I'll work harder!
331
00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:01,040
I'll be at least as good as the impostor!
332
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:05,920
Otherwise, I'd feel bad for having you let me stay here...
333
00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:10,720
You're fine the way you are, Mio.
334
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,470
You're, well...
335
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:14,390
Y-You know.
336
00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:16,550
- Huh?
- Come again?
337
00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:19,320
( ojo )
Well, having our little missy
be thoughtful would feel wrong.
338
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,330
Osho!?
339
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:23,660
This borders on cunning.
340
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:29,130
This is your home, Mio-chan.
341
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,720
Guys...
342
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:35,640
I'm so grateful to have met you!
343
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:36,940
How touching...
344
00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:39,530
Nobody asked you!
345
00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:43,080
( ojo )
By the way, little missy...
Shouldn't you delete the tanuki's posts?
346
00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:48,760
Look.
347
00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:51,450
WHAT THE HELL!!
348
00:21:51,450 --> 00:21:54,090
Wait... My phone...
Give me back my phone!
349
00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:56,710
Stop smiling! Hurry up!
350
00:21:56,710 --> 00:21:58,140
Huh? It's gone!
351
00:21:58,140 --> 00:22:01,170
- Oh no! The phone's gone!
- Don't you dare!
352
00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:03,030
- I'm going to pinch it!
- Please don't pinch me!
353
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,300
- Find it!
- I will!
354
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:07,910
Ah, it doesn't really flow all that well...
355
00:22:16,470 --> 00:22:19,080
You can do it, Mio.
356
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,700
Leader's Grave
357
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:23,450
I promise, I'll be back again.
Leader's Grave
358
00:22:23,450 --> 00:22:25,910
I promise, I'll be back again.
359
00:22:28,790 --> 00:22:30,810
*Pom Poko Pon no Pon*
360
00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:40,590
You...!
361
00:23:00,260 --> 00:23:03,410
So, you're saying the final draft is okay?
362
00:23:03,410 --> 00:23:05,320
It's fine.
363
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,910
Thank you so much!
364
00:23:06,910 --> 00:23:08,740
For crying out loud...
365
00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:11,700
Asking to revise a draft that had already passed...
366
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:17,540
I just didn't want to lose to myself.
367
00:23:17,540 --> 00:23:19,210
Ah, okay. Good bye.
368
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:36,760
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