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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,043 Previously on Boston Legal… 2 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,420 You're dying and it's eating me up inside. 3 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:04,588 So? Are we okay? 4 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:06,340 You're going off like a dog aren't you? 5 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,214 What do you mean? 6 00:00:07,214 --> 00:00:09,176 When a dog knows it's gonna die he 7 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,510 goes off into the woods by itself. 8 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:11,503 Denny got engaged. 9 00:00:11,503 --> 00:00:12,461 Who is it this time? 10 00:00:12,461 --> 00:00:13,471 Beverly Bridge. 11 00:00:13,506 --> 00:00:14,688 You think I'm screwing 12 00:00:14,688 --> 00:00:16,309 Denny for his money and power? 13 00:00:16,309 --> 00:00:17,498 It had occurred to me. 14 00:00:17,498 --> 00:00:20,269 I'm prepared to give you $500,000 right now 15 00:00:20,304 --> 00:00:21,876 if you walk away and never have any 16 00:00:21,876 --> 00:00:23,378 contact with Denny Crane ever again. 17 00:00:23,378 --> 00:00:25,630 Bev turned down the offer that I made her. 18 00:00:25,630 --> 00:00:28,022 She was very offended. 19 00:00:28,057 --> 00:00:30,414 This is going to get ugly. 20 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,847 Hello. 21 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:09,319 Not much going on around here. Is there? 22 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,612 No. 23 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:14,013 I suppose coming to a lawyer's office can't be much fun. 24 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:16,784 Actually, everyone seems friendly here. 25 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:19,405 Well, they're given an unlimited supply of donuts. 26 00:01:19,405 --> 00:01:20,872 Here, Sweetheart. 27 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:23,794 Phyllis? 28 00:01:24,232 --> 00:01:24,958 Alan! 29 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,919 –Hello! –Hi! 30 00:01:26,961 --> 00:01:29,589 Hello. 31 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,091 I see you have met Marissa. 32 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,801 I have now. 33 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:38,097 Could we talk in your office? 34 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,849 Of course. 35 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:44,103 Would you mind watching her just a little longer? Thanks. 36 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:48,691 If you get restless, we'll be right down this hall. 37 00:01:57,116 --> 00:01:59,911 I had a hard time trying to find you. 38 00:01:59,952 --> 00:02:01,704 I called Cruthers, Abbott… 39 00:02:01,739 --> 00:02:03,497 Oh, I was fired. Embezzlement. 40 00:02:03,497 --> 00:02:05,291 Then I tried Young, Frutt and Berlutti… 41 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,375 Oh, yes. That ended badly. 42 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:09,135 And here you are, at Crane, Poole and Schmidt. 43 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,088 For now. And you? 44 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,757 Still a legal secretary. 45 00:02:12,798 --> 00:02:15,438 Although the law isn't as much fun as it was 46 00:02:15,461 --> 00:02:18,596 when I used to watch you bend it. 47 00:02:18,637 --> 00:02:20,806 I need your help. 48 00:02:20,848 --> 00:02:23,684 You used to say that I could come to you for anything. 49 00:02:23,684 --> 00:02:25,644 I meant sexually. 50 00:02:28,169 --> 00:02:29,237 This is for Marissa. 51 00:02:29,237 --> 00:02:30,701 She's lovely. 52 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:33,732 But she seems to be having a bad day though. 53 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:36,870 Marissa can't smile. 54 00:02:36,905 --> 00:02:41,660 She had nerve damage from a car accident. 55 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:44,330 And she had surgery 56 00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:46,957 to try to correct the problem, but it didn't work. 57 00:02:46,957 --> 00:02:49,793 Alan, she's had a really tough 58 00:02:49,828 --> 00:02:52,629 time of it at the public school. 59 00:02:52,671 --> 00:02:56,133 She's been teased mercilessly. 60 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:57,593 Here you go. See that? 61 00:02:57,634 --> 00:02:59,761 Now watch this. 62 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:03,223 It's disappeared. Ha, ha, ha. 63 00:03:03,932 --> 00:03:05,601 What's up your ear? 64 00:03:05,642 --> 00:03:07,436 Ha, ha, ha. 65 00:03:09,229 --> 00:03:11,523 Okay, kid. Let's try it again. 66 00:03:11,565 --> 00:03:15,359 I'm trying to get her into the Adams Academy for a fresh start. 67 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,864 The admissions director was so excited to meet her! 68 00:03:18,905 --> 00:03:22,075 Then he met her and she didn't smile. 69 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:24,077 And that was that. 70 00:03:24,119 --> 00:03:26,463 And these private schools have become so competitive, 71 00:03:26,463 --> 00:03:29,583 they don't need to let anyone in who isn't “perfect”. 72 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:30,966 When I was in school 73 00:03:31,001 --> 00:03:35,861 the closest I ever came to that appellation was to be called a “perfect” bastard. 74 00:03:36,923 --> 00:03:38,216 I don't wanna sue them, 75 00:03:38,216 --> 00:03:40,469 because if I get known as a litigious parent 76 00:03:40,469 --> 00:03:42,687 I'm never gonna get Marissa into any school. 77 00:03:42,687 --> 00:03:48,268 But I do know that you can be, well… 78 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:51,062 a perfect bastard. 79 00:04:24,345 --> 00:04:26,014 Denise, 80 00:04:26,055 --> 00:04:27,289 I understand you're going through 81 00:04:27,289 --> 00:04:29,350 some difficulties in your personal life. 82 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:32,270 Uhm, yeah, It's hard, but I'll get through it. 83 00:04:32,353 --> 00:04:33,604 From what I know about you, 84 00:04:33,604 --> 00:04:34,981 when things get tough you prefer 85 00:04:34,981 --> 00:04:36,154 to bury yourself in your work. 86 00:04:36,154 --> 00:04:39,025 Allow me to provide you with a shovel. 87 00:04:40,194 --> 00:04:43,218 This is Teressa Warner and her daughter Amelia. 88 00:04:43,253 --> 00:04:46,253 Denise is going to be working with us on the case. 89 00:04:46,284 --> 00:04:48,369 Amelia is eighteen. 90 00:04:48,411 --> 00:04:50,906 She was assaulted and raped two months ago 91 00:04:50,906 --> 00:04:53,374 and taken to the nearest hospital, St Mary's. 92 00:04:53,374 --> 00:04:55,459 Once we knew she was stable, my 93 00:04:55,543 --> 00:04:57,670 first thought was the morning-after pill. 94 00:04:57,670 --> 00:05:00,593 Only the treating physician at the hospital told us 95 00:05:00,593 --> 00:05:03,634 that type of treatment was not available at St Mary's. 96 00:05:03,634 --> 00:05:05,713 He refused to give it to my daughter. 97 00:05:05,713 --> 00:05:09,348 But the Legislature recently passed a law requiring hospitals 98 00:05:09,348 --> 00:05:11,976 to provide emergency contraception for rape victims. 99 00:05:11,976 --> 00:05:13,836 They did. But Massachusetts law 100 00:05:13,894 --> 00:05:15,730 also contains a conscience clause. 101 00:05:15,730 --> 00:05:17,648 Catholic hospitals don't have to administer 102 00:05:17,648 --> 00:05:19,108 any treatments that conflicts 103 00:05:19,108 --> 00:05:20,484 with their religious principles, 104 00:05:20,484 --> 00:05:22,439 emergency contraception included. 105 00:05:22,439 --> 00:05:26,159 As soon as she was discharged we went to our family doctor but 106 00:05:26,983 --> 00:05:30,385 he told us it was too late to prescribe it. 107 00:05:30,386 --> 00:05:34,340 It needs to be administered as soon as possible, 108 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:38,294 but no later than seventy-two hours after the… 109 00:05:38,377 --> 00:05:40,671 I know this is difficult for both of you. 110 00:05:40,671 --> 00:05:43,731 Amelia, you've been through so much trauma already. 111 00:05:44,729 --> 00:05:46,802 So. We'll begin by pursuing a 112 00:05:46,885 --> 00:05:48,191 settlement with the hospital. 113 00:05:48,191 --> 00:05:49,314 No! 114 00:05:49,730 --> 00:05:52,975 No. I want the public to know. 115 00:05:53,058 --> 00:05:55,054 I was raped. And now I'm pregnant 116 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:57,366 because the doctor wouldn't give 117 00:05:57,401 --> 00:05:59,643 me the contraceptive to prevent it. 118 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,194 I want a trial. 119 00:06:20,752 --> 00:06:22,587 Where is he? 120 00:06:23,297 --> 00:06:25,582 Denny, are you sure we can count on him? 121 00:06:25,582 --> 00:06:26,760 Brad's the best. 122 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:29,245 I just made him partner. 123 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,430 Well, I want reassurance. 124 00:06:31,888 --> 00:06:34,161 He served in the Gulf War. 125 00:06:34,196 --> 00:06:36,462 The one that turned out okay. 126 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:38,160 He was top of his class at 127 00:06:38,195 --> 00:06:40,981 West Point and Harvard Law School. 128 00:06:41,022 --> 00:06:43,967 I'd put my own life in his hands. 129 00:06:51,658 --> 00:06:53,577 Once we remove the ventilator, 130 00:06:53,660 --> 00:06:55,021 it'll be a matter of minutes. 131 00:06:55,021 --> 00:06:59,280 You may hear a slight rattle in the chest. This is normal. 132 00:06:59,374 --> 00:07:02,210 The suffering should be minimal. 133 00:07:02,252 --> 00:07:03,712 Do it. 134 00:07:12,011 --> 00:07:14,180 Step away from the ventilator! Move away. 135 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:16,224 I have a court order. 136 00:07:18,518 --> 00:07:20,395 Barry! 137 00:07:21,146 --> 00:07:23,189 He's alive! 138 00:07:23,314 --> 00:07:25,567 He's alive! 139 00:07:33,324 --> 00:07:34,617 So Marissa, 140 00:07:34,659 --> 00:07:36,151 before I meet with the board at 141 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:38,611 Adams about reconsidering their decision, 142 00:07:38,614 --> 00:07:42,082 I thought it might be a good idea for us to get together 143 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:45,502 and have a whole bunch of sugar and talk about school. 144 00:07:45,503 --> 00:07:46,963 Okay. 145 00:07:47,004 --> 00:07:49,125 What's your favorite part of the day? 146 00:07:49,125 --> 00:07:51,592 I like all my classes. 147 00:07:51,634 --> 00:07:55,930 But, I guess art. Drawing and painting and stuff. 148 00:07:55,972 --> 00:07:59,350 When I was in fourth grade 149 00:07:59,433 --> 00:08:02,186 I remember having to draw a horse. 150 00:08:02,221 --> 00:08:04,939 It gave me a very tough time. 151 00:08:04,981 --> 00:08:07,483 I'm studying Magritte. 152 00:08:08,192 --> 00:08:10,778 And what do you like about Magritte? 153 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:13,364 The way things are put together. 154 00:08:13,406 --> 00:08:15,706 It's so unlikely. 155 00:08:15,741 --> 00:08:17,827 They're beautiful like other paintings 156 00:08:17,827 --> 00:08:19,787 but they make you think, 157 00:08:19,829 --> 00:08:22,409 you wonder why things are the way they are. 158 00:08:22,415 --> 00:08:24,500 He has this one, a picture of a pipe, 159 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,460 and under it says, 160 00:08:26,495 --> 00:08:28,087 “This is not a pipe”. 161 00:08:28,129 --> 00:08:30,756 It says it in French, I translated it for you. 162 00:08:30,756 --> 00:08:33,050 “Ceci n'est pas une pipe”. 163 00:08:33,085 --> 00:08:34,260 That's it! 164 00:08:34,301 --> 00:08:36,929 One of my favorites as well. 165 00:08:36,971 --> 00:08:39,557 It gave me an idea for one. 166 00:08:48,983 --> 00:08:50,688 Marissa, this is wonderful. 167 00:08:51,377 --> 00:08:52,736 Thank you. 168 00:08:53,614 --> 00:08:56,134 Everyone is always telling girls to smile. 169 00:08:56,442 --> 00:08:59,326 Never say that to guys. 170 00:08:59,368 --> 00:09:02,121 I think smiling is overrated. 171 00:09:02,162 --> 00:09:04,832 As you can see. 172 00:09:11,421 --> 00:09:14,466 I will not allow you to destroy my Barry! 173 00:09:14,508 --> 00:09:17,511 The cat is dead. The animal is a vegetable. 174 00:09:17,546 --> 00:09:19,346 –Guys… –Nature has spoken. When 175 00:09:19,346 --> 00:09:21,139 it's your time, it's your time. 176 00:09:21,139 --> 00:09:24,347 Says the man with the pacemaker and the prosthetic balls. 177 00:09:24,347 --> 00:09:27,312 That's different. 178 00:09:30,315 --> 00:09:32,567 Denny? I'm a partner. 179 00:09:32,609 --> 00:09:33,944 It's a cat. 180 00:09:33,985 --> 00:09:35,570 You're exactly right, Brad. 181 00:09:35,570 --> 00:09:38,407 I wouldn't trust an associate with a case this important. 182 00:09:38,407 --> 00:09:40,951 This is Bev's cat. 183 00:09:41,034 --> 00:09:43,150 That guy in there? Bev's fourth husband. 184 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,996 Mattress Majesty. 185 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,457 Worth millions. Troubling thing about America. 186 00:09:47,457 --> 00:09:48,733 Anybody can grow up and be rich. 187 00:09:48,733 --> 00:09:51,435 Denny, still. It's a cat. 188 00:09:51,635 --> 00:09:53,429 Barry Manilow is not just a cat. 189 00:09:53,429 --> 00:09:54,199 What? 190 00:09:54,234 --> 00:09:56,699 Barry Manilow. Cat's full name. 191 00:09:57,101 --> 00:09:58,076 Even better. 192 00:09:58,111 --> 00:09:59,690 Barry Manilow is Bev's cat. 193 00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:01,973 And if it matters to Bev, then I, Denny Crane, 194 00:10:01,973 --> 00:10:03,711 have to pretend that it matters to me. 195 00:10:03,711 --> 00:10:04,181 But, Denny… 196 00:10:04,181 --> 00:10:05,197 Bev will be happy, 197 00:10:05,197 --> 00:10:07,005 which makes me happy, which makes you happy. 198 00:10:07,005 --> 00:10:10,352 So really, Brad, you're doing this to make you happy. 199 00:10:18,405 --> 00:10:21,574 Two months ago I was walking to my car 200 00:10:21,616 --> 00:10:25,096 and I was almost there, I was already getting out my keys, 201 00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:29,833 when this man… 202 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:35,755 I don't know where… he… 203 00:10:35,790 --> 00:10:38,633 he grabbed me, and… 204 00:10:41,177 --> 00:10:43,721 Take your time. 205 00:10:47,016 --> 00:10:49,686 After he was done, he just kept hitting me 206 00:10:49,727 --> 00:10:52,897 and hitting me and hitting me… 207 00:10:52,939 --> 00:10:56,067 And then I woke up in the hospital. 208 00:10:56,109 --> 00:10:58,820 So you didn't choose St Mary's specifically? 209 00:10:58,861 --> 00:11:00,738 No, I wasn't even conscious. 210 00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:03,241 They just took me to the nearest emergency room. 211 00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:05,326 At any time while you were being treated, 212 00:11:05,326 --> 00:11:07,954 did nurses or physicians bring up the possibility 213 00:11:07,954 --> 00:11:09,865 of becoming pregnant from the attack? 214 00:11:09,865 --> 00:11:11,707 My mom and I asked about it, and 215 00:11:11,707 --> 00:11:13,501 they said the chances were small. 216 00:11:13,501 --> 00:11:15,672 but I wanted to take the morning-after pill 217 00:11:15,672 --> 00:11:17,004 anyway just in case 218 00:11:17,046 --> 00:11:19,686 and Dr Tusten said that was not an available 219 00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:22,385 at a Catholic-affiliated hospital. 220 00:11:22,426 --> 00:11:24,053 How long were you at St Mary's? 221 00:11:24,053 --> 00:11:25,082 Three days. 222 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:26,763 And after you were discharged? 223 00:11:26,763 --> 00:11:28,279 We went to our family doctor to 224 00:11:28,279 --> 00:11:29,767 try to get the prescription there. 225 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:31,927 That's when they told us that it has 226 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:34,105 to be taken within seventy-two hours. 227 00:11:34,105 --> 00:11:36,688 It was too late. I was already pregnant. 228 00:11:37,158 --> 00:11:41,403 How do you plan to handle the pregnancy? 229 00:11:42,112 --> 00:11:45,601 I have always been morally opposed to abortion, so… 230 00:11:47,076 --> 00:11:50,077 of course I never imagined this. 231 00:11:52,373 --> 00:11:55,084 I don't… I don't know. 232 00:11:56,251 --> 00:11:57,576 When you were told that 233 00:11:57,576 --> 00:11:59,559 emergency contraception was unavailable, 234 00:11:59,559 --> 00:12:01,924 did you ask for a referral 235 00:12:02,007 --> 00:12:03,884 to get the medication elsewhere? 236 00:12:03,884 --> 00:12:05,552 No, because… 237 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,638 Did you or your mother 238 00:12:08,673 --> 00:12:10,682 bring the concern up again 239 00:12:10,766 --> 00:12:12,101 during your time at the hospital? 240 00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:13,685 Well, they had made it pretty clear… 241 00:12:13,685 --> 00:12:18,607 I'm sorry, Amelia. Yes or no? 242 00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:19,890 No. 243 00:12:19,925 --> 00:12:21,085 Thank you. 244 00:12:21,318 --> 00:12:23,005 Nothing further. 245 00:12:34,498 --> 00:12:36,041 It was on Denny's orders. 246 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,376 It's Bev's cat. 247 00:12:37,459 --> 00:12:38,931 That woman's influence on 248 00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:40,545 this firm is increasing daily. 249 00:12:40,545 --> 00:12:42,062 Well at least the case won't go to court. 250 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,109 They've agreed to arbitration, 251 00:12:43,109 --> 00:12:44,426 once the arbitrator sees the evidence 252 00:12:44,426 --> 00:12:46,163 he'll rule to pull the plug and that'll be that. 253 00:12:46,163 --> 00:12:48,094 You'd better hope he doesn't. 254 00:12:48,570 --> 00:12:49,897 Come again? 255 00:12:50,425 --> 00:12:55,276 Brad, since your attempt to bribe Denny's fiancée to leave him failed 256 00:12:55,277 --> 00:12:59,550 so miserably we must now stay on her good side lest she tell Denny. 257 00:12:59,585 --> 00:13:05,695 You have to win this case quickly and quietly. 258 00:13:07,572 --> 00:13:10,116 It's like Friggin Shakespear around here. 259 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,773 Dr Kumi, as an OB-Gyn, could you tell us 260 00:13:12,786 --> 00:13:15,372 how and why emergency contraception is used? 261 00:13:15,372 --> 00:13:17,207 It's a higher dosage of the same hormones 262 00:13:17,207 --> 00:13:19,125 that are used in birth control pills. 263 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:23,325 It's administered as a last minute contraceptive to prevent pregnancy. 264 00:13:23,505 --> 00:13:27,525 And in your expert opinion, how is it related to the abortion pill? 265 00:13:27,842 --> 00:13:30,952 It's not. RU-486, also called the “abortion pill”, 266 00:13:30,987 --> 00:13:33,262 terminates an existing pregnancy. 267 00:13:33,297 --> 00:13:36,837 Emergency contraception, like all methods of contraception, 268 00:13:36,953 --> 00:13:38,986 keeps a pregnancy from occurring. 269 00:13:39,021 --> 00:13:41,730 And if a fertilized egg has successfully 270 00:13:41,765 --> 00:13:44,713 been implanted meaning a pregnancy has begun? 271 00:13:44,748 --> 00:13:47,627 Taking the morning-after pill has no effect. 272 00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:50,939 It can only prevent a pregnancy, it cannot terminate one. 273 00:13:50,939 --> 00:13:53,371 So there is no correlation between 274 00:13:53,406 --> 00:13:55,768 the morning-after pill and abortion. 275 00:13:55,803 --> 00:13:58,730 There's a significant inverse correlation. 276 00:13:58,765 --> 00:14:00,852 Studies show emergency contraception, 277 00:14:00,852 --> 00:14:02,216 if it's made readily available, 278 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:06,623 could prevent as many as seven hundred thousand abortions a year. 279 00:14:19,685 --> 00:14:22,146 Your Honor, this whole thing is about spite. 280 00:14:22,146 --> 00:14:22,936 –His! –Hers! 281 00:14:22,971 --> 00:14:23,692 Objection. 282 00:14:23,727 --> 00:14:25,608 People, let's put the vitriol aside 283 00:14:25,608 --> 00:14:27,109 not to mention the complete 284 00:14:27,109 --> 00:14:28,521 ludicrousness of this case. 285 00:14:28,521 --> 00:14:30,029 And look at the facts. 286 00:14:30,071 --> 00:14:32,823 Ms Bridge, you've owned this cat for eleven years? 287 00:14:32,823 --> 00:14:34,554 That is correct, Your Honor. 288 00:14:34,589 --> 00:14:36,368 Nevertheless, the court awarded 289 00:14:36,368 --> 00:14:38,348 Mr Bridge joint custody of Barry. 290 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:41,620 The cat's name is Barry Manilow? 291 00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:43,250 It is, Your Honor. 292 00:14:43,292 --> 00:14:46,212 My client has developed a strong bond with Barry. 293 00:14:46,212 --> 00:14:47,338 Strong bond. 294 00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:49,173 Strong bond? Give me a break. 295 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,480 Your Honor, let the record reflect that since the divorce 296 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:55,022 Mr Bridge has been late in returning the cat, fed him dry food only, 297 00:14:55,022 --> 00:14:56,802 did not have adequate litter box hygiene. 298 00:14:56,802 --> 00:15:00,057 And was often seen calling the cat ‘stupid’ in public. 299 00:15:00,349 --> 00:15:01,833 That's terrible. 300 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,743 It's a cat. I don't think I hurt his feelings. 301 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:07,584 As directed by the joint custody agreement, 302 00:15:07,619 --> 00:15:10,530 Mr Bridge was required to make all veterinary payments. 303 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:13,391 And Ms Bridge, acting out of malice, took advantage of that 304 00:15:13,391 --> 00:15:16,217 by subjecting the cat to the most expensive treatments possible. 305 00:15:16,217 --> 00:15:18,237 Objection. He's disparaging my client. 306 00:15:18,237 --> 00:15:20,133 Three thousand dollars a month? 307 00:15:20,168 --> 00:15:22,029 Could this possibly be correct? 308 00:15:22,564 --> 00:15:23,542 Yeah, it is, Your Honor. 309 00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:25,335 We have an affidavit from the vet. 310 00:15:25,335 --> 00:15:29,022 Barry is ninety-nine point nine percent dead. 311 00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:32,861 Which makes him point one percent alive. 312 00:15:33,574 --> 00:15:35,583 The glass is half full, Your Honor. 313 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:37,488 Barry's completely alive to me. 314 00:15:37,523 --> 00:15:39,889 How could you tell under your drunken haze? 315 00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:40,899 –Hey! –Hey. 316 00:15:40,934 --> 00:15:41,874 Enough! 317 00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:46,194 Let I remind you that I can still pose sanctions in arbitration. 318 00:15:46,229 --> 00:15:48,279 This is a property matter only. 319 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,211 Keep the emotions out. 320 00:15:52,131 --> 00:15:54,306 We shall reconvene tomorrow 321 00:15:54,341 --> 00:15:57,886 and I'll try not to remind myself 322 00:15:57,921 --> 00:16:01,362 that this is a day I'll never get back. 323 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:09,878 Excuse me, could you direct me to the conference room please? 324 00:16:09,878 --> 00:16:11,713 Sure. It's down the hall to the left. 325 00:16:11,713 --> 00:16:13,298 Thank you. 326 00:16:22,766 --> 00:16:23,714 Hello, everyone! 327 00:16:23,714 --> 00:16:24,487 Hello! 328 00:16:24,726 --> 00:16:26,691 You must be the chairman, Lester Tremont? 329 00:16:26,691 --> 00:16:27,311 I am. 330 00:16:27,312 --> 00:16:30,398 I'm Alan Shore. Thank you for seeing me. 331 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,108 I won't take up much of your time. 332 00:16:32,108 --> 00:16:34,986 As you know I'm here regarding Marissa Deaver. 333 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,738 Yes, we have her application in front of us. 334 00:16:36,738 --> 00:16:38,198 Ah! Delightful. 335 00:16:38,239 --> 00:16:41,492 We can all take pleasure in it together. 336 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:45,496 As you see she's obviously an exceptional student. 337 00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:48,583 She's in the top ten percentile on her standardized tests, 338 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,501 her grades have never dipped below an A-minus, 339 00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:54,146 she persues and excels in a broad range of extracurricular activities 340 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:57,318 and yet she wasn't admitted into your fine institution. 341 00:16:57,318 --> 00:16:58,578 We all make mistakes. 342 00:16:58,578 --> 00:17:00,718 And perhaps it was partially our fault. 343 00:17:00,718 --> 00:17:02,729 Her mother tells me she had a dreadful interview 344 00:17:02,729 --> 00:17:04,928 which sometimes happens, especially considering 345 00:17:04,928 --> 00:17:07,369 the extenuating circumstances in this case. 346 00:17:07,369 --> 00:17:09,740 My thought to rectify the situation is this: 347 00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:13,207 you re-interview Marissa, review her remarkable work 348 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:16,327 and reconsider putting her on your roster here at Adams Academy 349 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,447 and let's go beat our arch rivals, whoever they are. 350 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:21,758 Sounds like quite a plan. 351 00:17:22,037 --> 00:17:25,697 Unfortunately we have sent out all of our admissions letters, 352 00:17:25,728 --> 00:17:28,338 the class is full and there's an extensive wait list. 353 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,020 Ah. 354 00:17:29,055 --> 00:17:31,815 And while we would love to accomodate Marissa, 355 00:17:31,923 --> 00:17:33,869 it would be unfair to all the other applicants. 356 00:17:33,869 --> 00:17:36,374 Yes it would be. I was hoping we wouldn't tell them. 357 00:17:36,374 --> 00:17:38,774 Have you seen any of Marissa's art work? 358 00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:44,524 Here's a self-portrait which certainly exhibits a depth of insight 359 00:17:44,559 --> 00:17:47,468 that is highly unusual for a child of nine. 360 00:17:47,503 --> 00:17:50,309 As you know, Marissa is a girl who cannot smile. 361 00:17:50,309 --> 00:17:51,895 Yes, that was brought to our attention, 362 00:17:51,895 --> 00:17:53,306 and our hearts go out to her. 363 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,648 Tell you what. Let's make a deal. 364 00:17:54,648 --> 00:17:57,708 Keep your hearts, and let the girl into the school. 365 00:17:57,847 --> 00:18:00,050 Mr Shore. The Adams Academy is a highly 366 00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:02,184 demanding, highly competitive institution. 367 00:18:02,184 --> 00:18:05,379 We turn down over ninety percent of our applicants. 368 00:18:05,414 --> 00:18:09,014 And in a transfer case like this, it's ninety-eight percent. 369 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:13,341 Now for whatever reasons, Marissa simply did not meet our standards. 370 00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:15,485 Perhaps she just need a year of maturing… 371 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,692 Maturing? She's ready for retirement. 372 00:18:17,692 --> 00:18:20,664 Well, she is free to reapply to our academy next year. 373 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,366 She cannot wait another year. 374 00:18:22,366 --> 00:18:24,263 Thank you for coming in, Mr Shore. 375 00:18:24,263 --> 00:18:26,675 I take it we've stopped being nice. I know I have. 376 00:18:26,675 --> 00:18:28,828 Mr Tremont, Marissa has a disability, 377 00:18:28,828 --> 00:18:31,442 and you and your institution are discriminating against her. 378 00:18:31,442 --> 00:18:33,062 Mr Shore, that is not true. 379 00:18:33,523 --> 00:18:35,826 But even if it were true… 380 00:18:35,861 --> 00:18:37,776 as a private school we have every right 381 00:18:37,776 --> 00:18:39,621 to discriminate against disabled students. 382 00:18:39,621 --> 00:18:42,922 As a private school we aren't bound by the I.D.E.A. and 383 00:18:42,957 --> 00:18:46,858 neither parents nor students have any recourse to challenge denial of service. 384 00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:48,752 Oh my God. You're a lawyer. 385 00:18:48,787 --> 00:18:50,611 Yes. Several of us are. 386 00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:54,100 Let me tell you two things about myself. I too am a lawyer. 387 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,467 I can be painfully vindictive and I do not play fair. 388 00:18:57,502 --> 00:18:58,447 That's three things. 389 00:18:58,447 --> 00:18:59,982 See? Not playing fair already. 390 00:18:59,982 --> 00:19:01,268 And I'm just getting started. 391 00:19:01,268 --> 00:19:04,601 Mr Shore, our school has been sued several times. 392 00:19:05,239 --> 00:19:07,725 Never successfully. 393 00:19:08,826 --> 00:19:10,751 You know what they say, Lester. 394 00:19:10,786 --> 00:19:12,766 You never forget your first time. 395 00:19:24,446 --> 00:19:26,364 Dr Tusten, Ms Bauer is saying that 396 00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:28,158 there's no moral debate at play here. 397 00:19:28,158 --> 00:19:30,744 In the Catholic religion, human life 398 00:19:30,827 --> 00:19:33,406 begins when the egg is fertilized, not implanted. 399 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,331 At that stage a life is in motion. 400 00:19:35,331 --> 00:19:37,131 Regardless of how it happened, 401 00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:38,668 my moral and religious beliefs 402 00:19:38,668 --> 00:19:40,086 will not allow me to interfere 403 00:19:40,086 --> 00:19:41,504 and the conscience clause 404 00:19:41,504 --> 00:19:42,839 ensures that I don't have to. 405 00:19:42,839 --> 00:19:45,306 Of course you also follow this. 406 00:19:45,341 --> 00:19:47,385 The US Department of Justice's protocol 407 00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:49,721 for treating sexual assault victims, is that right? 408 00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,723 It's a very effective tool for 409 00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:53,725 handling the delicate nature of these cases. 410 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:56,603 In the one hundred and thirty pages of this document 411 00:19:56,603 --> 00:19:59,439 does it ever recommend using the morning-after pill? 412 00:19:59,439 --> 00:20:00,440 No. 413 00:20:00,523 --> 00:20:02,949 But it does address several important issues 414 00:20:02,949 --> 00:20:05,582 regarding the care of a sexual assault victim, 415 00:20:05,582 --> 00:20:08,180 including collecting a biological sample to assist 416 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:10,420 in locating and prosecuting the attacker. 417 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,733 And were you successful in obtaining that sample? 418 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:13,613 We were. 419 00:20:13,648 --> 00:20:17,624 The rapist was identified, convicted and is awaiting sentencing. 420 00:20:19,264 --> 00:20:20,650 Nothing further. 421 00:20:26,173 --> 00:20:28,092 Dr Tusten, in extreme 422 00:20:28,175 --> 00:20:30,052 circumstances like sexual assault, 423 00:20:30,052 --> 00:20:33,180 many Catholic hospitals will make an exception 424 00:20:33,215 --> 00:20:34,765 and provide the rape victims 425 00:20:34,765 --> 00:20:36,183 with emergency contraception. 426 00:20:36,183 --> 00:20:38,602 Catholic hospitals are free to interpret sections 427 00:20:38,602 --> 00:20:43,136 of the Ethical and Religious Directives liberally or conservatively. 428 00:20:43,149 --> 00:20:47,694 We at St Mary's take a very strict application of Catholic teachings. 429 00:20:47,695 --> 00:20:50,823 Tell me, Dr Tusten, do you have a set schedule at the ER? 430 00:20:50,823 --> 00:20:52,741 Nine to five, Monday to Friday? 431 00:20:52,783 --> 00:20:54,827 Shifts are much longer than that. 432 00:20:54,869 --> 00:20:57,538 We're often on call for twenty-four hours at a time. 433 00:20:57,538 --> 00:20:59,623 Ah! So you often work weekends? 434 00:20:59,707 --> 00:21:00,708 Of course. 435 00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:04,503 But that would put you squarely on the job during the Sabbath. And.. 436 00:21:04,503 --> 00:21:09,812 Exodus 35:2 states that he who works on the Sabbath should be put to death. 437 00:21:10,931 --> 00:21:13,874 That's a rather fundamentalist interpretation. 438 00:21:13,909 --> 00:21:14,551 Moving on. 439 00:21:14,586 --> 00:21:19,143 Mark 16:18 states that a believer can 440 00:21:19,226 --> 00:21:21,814 drink any deadly thing and not be harmed. 441 00:21:21,849 --> 00:21:23,899 As a physician, are you ready to say that 442 00:21:23,899 --> 00:21:25,845 your Catholic patients can take a swig 443 00:21:25,845 --> 00:21:27,722 of arsenic and suffer no adverse effects? 444 00:21:27,722 --> 00:21:30,036 That's not intended to be interpreted literally. 445 00:21:30,036 --> 00:21:32,695 But, you interpret some things literally. 446 00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:34,830 Are you saying that you just follow 447 00:21:34,864 --> 00:21:37,624 the parts of the Bible that make sense to you? 448 00:21:38,118 --> 00:21:41,672 God was fairly straightforward with, “Thou shalt not kill”. 449 00:22:07,982 --> 00:22:10,527 They said, “If you pour it, people come”. 450 00:22:10,569 --> 00:22:12,994 Not tonight, Denny. I'm angry. 451 00:22:13,029 --> 00:22:15,866 Did you know private schools can openly discriminate 452 00:22:15,866 --> 00:22:19,578 because of religion, gender, even disability? 453 00:22:19,613 --> 00:22:21,079 Of course they can. They're private. 454 00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:22,998 That's the way it oughtta to be. 455 00:22:22,998 --> 00:22:26,167 That's the way it once was with clubs. 456 00:22:26,209 --> 00:22:30,504 Before the feminists, lesbian cabal ruined this country. 457 00:22:30,505 --> 00:22:33,501 Trying to get a young girl into the Adams Academy. 458 00:22:33,501 --> 00:22:35,062 The one Miss Gloomy Gerta there? 459 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:36,344 She's not gloomy. 460 00:22:36,428 --> 00:22:39,264 Oh, pulled a coin out of her ear, she didn't even laugh. 461 00:22:39,264 --> 00:22:40,444 There's something wrong with that girl. 462 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,291 That is the acid test. 463 00:22:42,326 --> 00:22:44,797 You're a little Gloomy Gerta yourself, aren't you? 464 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:47,272 I don't know how I'm gonna get her in. 465 00:22:47,355 --> 00:22:50,635 The entire legal system sits squarely on the other side. 466 00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:52,275 You are missing the whole point. 467 00:22:52,275 --> 00:22:53,040 Which is? 468 00:22:53,075 --> 00:22:54,338 The concept of private. 469 00:22:54,338 --> 00:22:56,438 Private doesn't operate by the law. 470 00:22:56,445 --> 00:22:58,483 Private operates above the law. 471 00:22:58,518 --> 00:23:00,990 Like, like Greek gods. 472 00:23:01,025 --> 00:23:04,455 Hovering above the earth on 473 00:23:04,539 --> 00:23:05,439 their own private mountain. 474 00:23:05,439 --> 00:23:08,715 Now Greek gods broke the rules and the laws, 475 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:13,140 but the one thing they respected was power and influence. 476 00:23:13,175 --> 00:23:16,728 And Alan, if all else fails, 477 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:20,281 and you think you've lost 478 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,831 pretend you've won! 479 00:23:21,866 --> 00:23:24,164 Works for our president. 480 00:23:39,282 --> 00:23:41,965 Maybe it just isn't funny. 481 00:23:46,539 --> 00:23:48,749 I hate cats. 482 00:23:50,668 --> 00:23:52,586 I beg your pardon? 483 00:23:52,628 --> 00:23:54,505 Can't stand 'em. 484 00:23:54,547 --> 00:23:57,967 Barry belonged to my third husband. 485 00:23:58,008 --> 00:24:00,094 When he tried to pick me up at a bar, 486 00:24:00,094 --> 00:24:04,650 his toupee was slipping. He told me he was a breast inspector. 487 00:24:05,558 --> 00:24:07,024 And you married him? 488 00:24:07,059 --> 00:24:09,853 You can see why I preferred the cat. 489 00:24:09,895 --> 00:24:11,438 Husbands come and go. 490 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:15,401 And when they go their friends go with them 491 00:24:15,609 --> 00:24:18,279 and then you end up alone. 492 00:24:18,529 --> 00:24:21,407 Except for Barry. 493 00:24:22,157 --> 00:24:25,660 I apologize for what can be construed 494 00:24:25,695 --> 00:24:29,164 as an inappropriate gesture last week. 495 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:31,465 As you should. 496 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:35,071 And I know you think I'm blackmailing you 497 00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:38,642 because you tried to bribe me, and I am, 498 00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:45,409 but putting all this aside for now, 499 00:24:48,724 --> 00:24:51,684 I really need you to win this. 500 00:24:52,729 --> 00:24:54,607 Please. 501 00:24:59,319 --> 00:25:00,988 You wanted to see me, Mr Crane? 502 00:25:00,988 --> 00:25:03,782 Yeah. Yeah. Garry, ah. 503 00:25:03,824 --> 00:25:05,242 Good morning. 504 00:25:05,492 --> 00:25:10,080 Here, come on. 505 00:25:15,127 --> 00:25:17,170 Funny? 506 00:25:19,464 --> 00:25:21,167 How did you do that? 507 00:25:22,926 --> 00:25:25,220 You and me lunch tomorrow… 508 00:25:25,255 --> 00:25:27,264 I'll show you how. 509 00:25:34,062 --> 00:25:36,648 Let's keep in mind exactly who's 510 00:25:36,683 --> 00:25:39,234 at fault for Amelia Warner's trauma. 511 00:25:39,275 --> 00:25:40,610 Her rapist. 512 00:25:40,652 --> 00:25:44,239 And yet, here we are attacking the doctor that treated Amelia, 513 00:25:44,239 --> 00:25:48,827 whoes efforts are responsible for the apprehension and imprisonment of that rapist. 514 00:25:48,827 --> 00:25:51,345 Because that doctor acting within his rights, 515 00:25:51,345 --> 00:25:56,083 did not administer medication that conflicted with his religious beliefs, 516 00:25:56,084 --> 00:26:00,044 beliefs that he promised to uphold when he was hired at St Mary's. 517 00:26:02,048 --> 00:26:05,093 But forget religion. Let's look at the law. 518 00:26:05,134 --> 00:26:07,387 In a one hundred and thirty pages of protocol on 519 00:26:07,387 --> 00:26:09,639 how to treat sexual assault victims 520 00:26:09,722 --> 00:26:11,933 the Unites States Department of Justice 521 00:26:11,933 --> 00:26:15,239 never even mentions the use of emergency contraception. 522 00:26:15,770 --> 00:26:18,731 It's simply not the standard of care. 523 00:26:18,773 --> 00:26:23,817 There is in fact no law in place in the state of Massachusetts 524 00:26:23,852 --> 00:26:29,737 that explicitly requires Catholic hospitals to dispense or provide 525 00:26:29,772 --> 00:26:35,622 information for emergency contraception under any circumstances. 526 00:26:35,623 --> 00:26:40,211 And we simply can't pretend that there is 527 00:26:40,246 --> 00:26:44,799 on the basis of sentiment or sympathy. 528 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:50,205 One of our many rights in this country is what is called “informed consent”. 529 00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:55,028 Every patient has the right to decide what happens to his or her body. 530 00:26:55,351 --> 00:26:59,825 And to make that decision a patient needs to rely on her 531 00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:03,109 doctor to disclose all available options. 532 00:27:03,150 --> 00:27:07,153 Do you want chemo therapy or surgery for a brain tumor? 533 00:27:07,154 --> 00:27:09,370 Do you want to amputate below the knee 534 00:27:09,370 --> 00:27:13,410 or hope for the best and risk death from gangrene? 535 00:27:13,452 --> 00:27:19,659 Do you want to prevent pregnancy or have your rapist's baby? 536 00:27:19,660 --> 00:27:22,253 Amelia Warner didn't get to choose. 537 00:27:22,294 --> 00:27:26,678 She was deprived of a crucial medically relevant option because 538 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:28,967 her doctor didn't approve of it. 539 00:27:29,009 --> 00:27:33,554 She didn't choose to receive health care restricted by religious doctrine. 540 00:27:33,555 --> 00:27:36,767 She was taken to the ER unconscious. 541 00:27:36,809 --> 00:27:39,978 She relied on her doctor at St Mary's 542 00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:45,441 to provide her with proper care or refer her elsewhere and he failed her. 543 00:27:46,807 --> 00:27:50,816 Twenty-five thousand women will become pregnant from rape this year. 544 00:27:50,816 --> 00:27:54,523 If all of those women took this emergency contraception, 545 00:27:55,224 --> 00:27:59,114 twenty-two thousand of those pregnancies could be avoided. 546 00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:05,322 Doctors provide a crucial public benefit to a diverse society 547 00:28:05,357 --> 00:28:10,216 and we cannot condone it when they impose their own religion 548 00:28:10,217 --> 00:28:14,845 on patients whom they are professionally obligated to serve. 549 00:28:14,846 --> 00:28:18,892 Especially patients in their most vulnerable state. 550 00:28:18,934 --> 00:28:25,397 A teenager for example, brought in to the emergency room after a brutal rape. 551 00:28:25,398 --> 00:28:28,610 A teenager who is now left to choose 552 00:28:28,693 --> 00:28:33,517 between violating her own moral principals in terminating the pregnancy 553 00:28:33,552 --> 00:28:38,161 or postponing college to deliver this child. 554 00:28:38,203 --> 00:28:40,580 A child conceived against her will, 555 00:28:40,615 --> 00:28:46,782 a direct result of the most traumatic ordeal she has ever endured. 556 00:29:02,227 --> 00:29:03,311 Mr Tremont! 557 00:29:03,346 --> 00:29:04,395 Mr Shore! 558 00:29:04,437 --> 00:29:07,190 I believe our business is done in regards to Ms Deaver. 559 00:29:07,190 --> 00:29:09,530 Oh, absolutely. Water under the bridge. 560 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,999 I'm here in an entirely unrelated matter. 561 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,821 Yes. What is it, Cindy? 562 00:29:13,863 --> 00:29:16,074 There's a news crew from ABC here? 563 00:29:16,074 --> 00:29:17,040 What? 564 00:29:17,075 --> 00:29:19,494 That happens to be the unrelated matter. 565 00:29:19,529 --> 00:29:21,120 What's going on? 566 00:29:21,162 --> 00:29:23,998 Well. The thing is it's all my fault. 567 00:29:24,033 --> 00:29:26,167 I was so sure I was going to 568 00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:28,314 be victorious and persuade you 569 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:30,389 to admit Marissa into your school. 570 00:29:30,414 --> 00:29:34,716 Total hubris on my part, I went and called Darcy DeVictor, 571 00:29:34,717 --> 00:29:38,179 she does the human interest pieces over at the local ABC affiliate. 572 00:29:38,179 --> 00:29:39,347 We were briefly an item. 573 00:29:39,347 --> 00:29:41,696 Don't let her perky on-air demeanor fool you 574 00:29:41,696 --> 00:29:44,018 she's quite deviant in the bedroom. Anyway. 575 00:29:44,018 --> 00:29:47,521 I figured this was exactly the kind of story that Darcy likes… 576 00:29:47,521 --> 00:29:51,025 and this is the part that gets me excited… sink her teeth into. 577 00:29:51,025 --> 00:29:53,027 You know the little artist that can't smile 578 00:29:53,027 --> 00:29:54,939 and the supportive school that loves her. 579 00:29:54,939 --> 00:29:57,657 I always like showing off in front of an exgirlfriend, 580 00:29:57,657 --> 00:30:00,798 but wouldn't you know it, I got excited and jumped the gun. 581 00:30:00,798 --> 00:30:02,246 So! I'll let you get back to work. 582 00:30:02,246 --> 00:30:04,723 I'm gonna go out and let her know that I was wrong and you were right and 583 00:30:04,723 --> 00:30:06,938 the school prevailed in its determination to discriminate 584 00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:09,805 against this little girl and her disability. 585 00:30:11,381 --> 00:30:13,919 You wouldn't happen to have any of Marissa's drawings still? 586 00:30:13,919 --> 00:30:17,155 Darcy was dying to show them on air. 587 00:30:17,339 --> 00:30:20,789 Hey! This may be a way to salvage a story actually. 588 00:30:20,824 --> 00:30:23,276 You know? The little girl who can't smile, 589 00:30:23,276 --> 00:30:27,361 her dream shattered by the exclusionary will of the inbred elite. 590 00:30:27,664 --> 00:30:28,994 Something like that! 591 00:30:29,194 --> 00:30:34,568 Oh! Wait! I got something. 592 00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:36,612 Darcy? 593 00:30:41,283 --> 00:30:42,576 Lester! 594 00:30:42,618 --> 00:30:45,224 Doggy massage. Pet Prozac. 595 00:30:45,259 --> 00:30:47,831 Kitty yoga. Bark-Mitzvahs. 596 00:30:47,873 --> 00:30:50,793 Pet plastic surgery? And now life support? 597 00:30:50,834 --> 00:30:52,377 What is wrong with us? 598 00:30:52,419 --> 00:30:54,421 Have we lost all perspective? 599 00:30:54,463 --> 00:30:57,104 There are now as many starving people in this world 600 00:30:57,104 --> 00:30:59,718 as there were people in this world a generation ago. 601 00:30:59,718 --> 00:31:05,352 And yet every year in this country we spend over thirty billion dollars on our pets. 602 00:31:05,766 --> 00:31:07,803 Your Honor, you had this right from the beginning. 603 00:31:07,803 --> 00:31:08,935 This is ludicrous. 604 00:31:08,977 --> 00:31:12,356 This is a property issue just as you noted. 605 00:31:12,397 --> 00:31:15,609 And as hard as it is to let Barry Manilow go, 606 00:31:15,650 --> 00:31:18,820 it's time to stop prolonging the inevitable. 607 00:31:21,239 --> 00:31:22,970 Your Honor? I have to admit 608 00:31:23,005 --> 00:31:24,743 when I first picked this case 609 00:31:24,743 --> 00:31:27,370 I thought it was just as silly as you do. 610 00:31:27,412 --> 00:31:28,580 I mean this couple broke up, 611 00:31:28,580 --> 00:31:30,248 they managed to divvy up the car and TV, 612 00:31:30,248 --> 00:31:33,428 why couldn't they figure out what to do with the cat? 613 00:31:34,753 --> 00:31:36,463 Because. 614 00:31:36,504 --> 00:31:40,008 Unlike our cars and our TV's 615 00:31:40,050 --> 00:31:43,678 our pets transcend our property. 616 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:47,230 Property that lives and breathes. 617 00:31:47,265 --> 00:31:50,414 Property that loves us back unconditionally 618 00:31:50,449 --> 00:31:53,563 in an increasingly harsh and isolating world. 619 00:31:53,605 --> 00:31:56,211 This is what Barry Manilow is, and 620 00:31:56,246 --> 00:31:58,818 always has been to Beverly Bridge! 621 00:31:58,860 --> 00:32:00,179 Now, Barry Manilow didn't 622 00:32:00,179 --> 00:32:02,037 care how much makeup Beverly wore 623 00:32:02,037 --> 00:32:03,825 or whether her outfits were just a 624 00:32:03,825 --> 00:32:05,617 little bit too tight for someone her age. 625 00:32:05,617 --> 00:32:07,368 He never ostracized her when she got 626 00:32:07,368 --> 00:32:08,995 divorced or demanded she get a job. 627 00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:10,496 Never asked her how she spent her money. 628 00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:12,999 Never came home smelling like another woman. 629 00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:14,959 And he never made Beverly his trophy! 630 00:32:14,959 --> 00:32:19,797 Barry Manilow was simply there for Beverly. 631 00:32:19,832 --> 00:32:23,468 In fact Barry Manilow treated Beverly better than most of her husbands did. 632 00:32:23,468 --> 00:32:26,637 Now he may be very ill now, 633 00:32:26,679 --> 00:32:29,559 but there's a slight chance that he can recover. 634 00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:32,560 We need to hold on to that chance. 635 00:32:32,602 --> 00:32:36,564 'Cause, who among us here has the power to say 636 00:32:36,606 --> 00:32:38,691 that the spark of a soul 637 00:32:38,733 --> 00:32:43,694 is any less significant because it resides in the body of a pet? 638 00:32:44,197 --> 00:32:45,865 I do. 639 00:32:46,574 --> 00:32:48,284 It's a cat. 640 00:32:48,326 --> 00:32:51,208 And the costs of keeping this cat on a 641 00:32:51,243 --> 00:32:54,056 ventilator indefinitely are exorbitant. 642 00:32:54,091 --> 00:32:57,560 Especially coupled with the pain this cat must be in 643 00:32:57,595 --> 00:33:01,630 and its remote chance of recovery. 644 00:33:01,672 --> 00:33:05,134 Ms Bridge, I am sorry for your loss, 645 00:33:05,176 --> 00:33:09,138 but I must hereby order that Barry Manilow's ventilator 646 00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:12,044 be shut off. 647 00:34:12,701 --> 00:34:15,871 That damn cat isn't gonna die. 648 00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:19,541 Fine. You can have him. 649 00:34:36,224 --> 00:34:37,893 Has the jury reached a verdict? 650 00:34:37,893 --> 00:34:39,014 We have, Your Honor. 651 00:34:39,014 --> 00:34:40,209 What say you? 652 00:34:42,022 --> 00:34:44,649 We the jury find in favor of the plaintiff 653 00:34:44,733 --> 00:34:47,120 and hereby award compensatory damages 654 00:34:47,155 --> 00:34:49,988 in the amount of one hundred thousand dollars. 655 00:34:50,030 --> 00:34:52,455 Additionally, we award punitive damages 656 00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:56,369 in the amount of two point six million dollars. 657 00:34:56,411 --> 00:34:58,830 The court thanks the jury for its service. 658 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,582 We are adjourned. 659 00:35:01,791 --> 00:35:02,868 Thank you. 660 00:35:02,903 --> 00:35:05,233 Congratulations. 661 00:35:05,295 --> 00:35:06,921 Thank you so much. 662 00:35:06,963 --> 00:35:10,091 Amelia, you are a courageous human being. 663 00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:13,261 I don't feel like it, but thank you. 664 00:35:26,316 --> 00:35:28,359 You look good in blue, Marissa. 665 00:35:28,401 --> 00:35:30,611 I drew this for you. 666 00:35:35,825 --> 00:35:37,618 Oh my goodness! 667 00:35:45,126 --> 00:35:48,838 It looks like they're going to have a quite a day. 668 00:35:49,005 --> 00:35:51,048 You know, Marissa, 669 00:35:51,090 --> 00:35:53,718 not smiling has its benefits. 670 00:35:53,759 --> 00:35:56,971 You don't give away your thoughts so easily 671 00:35:57,013 --> 00:36:00,099 It's a great advantage in card playing 672 00:36:00,141 --> 00:36:03,102 That's funny. But… 673 00:36:04,186 --> 00:36:06,439 I'd rather fit in. 674 00:36:07,315 --> 00:36:08,736 Have you ever heard of a 675 00:36:08,736 --> 00:36:11,527 Greek philosopher named Epictetus? 676 00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:12,570 No. 677 00:36:12,653 --> 00:36:18,075 It was a funny man with a certain flare for life. 678 00:36:18,159 --> 00:36:23,664 Epictetus compared people who “fit in” 679 00:36:23,747 --> 00:36:27,877 to the white threads of a toga. Indistinguishable. 680 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,629 He wanted to be the purple thread. 681 00:36:30,713 --> 00:36:33,299 “That small part which is bright,” 682 00:36:33,382 --> 00:36:37,501 “and makes all the rest appear graceful and beautiful”. 683 00:36:38,095 --> 00:36:39,930 “Why then…” he asked, “do you 684 00:36:40,014 --> 00:36:41,849 tell me to make myself like the many?” 685 00:36:41,849 --> 00:36:46,270 “And if I do, how shall I still be purple?” 686 00:36:46,353 --> 00:36:50,774 Sometimes being purple is kind of a pain. 687 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,574 Yes. 688 00:37:15,299 --> 00:37:16,368 Bev. 689 00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:18,034 Hello, Brad. 690 00:37:19,428 --> 00:37:22,389 Barry's feeling better? 691 00:37:22,431 --> 00:37:26,268 I mean, he doesn't walk or move or anything, 692 00:37:26,309 --> 00:37:28,979 but he's breathing on his own. 693 00:37:30,105 --> 00:37:32,732 I didn't exactly win the case, 694 00:37:32,774 --> 00:37:35,402 but “All's well, that end's well.” 695 00:37:35,777 --> 00:37:37,779 So we're square. 696 00:37:38,113 --> 00:37:41,741 I'll tell you when we're square, Brad. 697 00:37:45,704 --> 00:37:47,873 Damn it. 698 00:38:02,804 --> 00:38:04,681 So? 699 00:38:04,723 --> 00:38:06,766 I just spoke with her mother. 700 00:38:06,808 --> 00:38:09,144 She's having an abortion. 701 00:38:09,185 --> 00:38:11,479 While it's still legal. 702 00:38:12,272 --> 00:38:15,984 Girl who said she would never even consider it. 703 00:38:16,025 --> 00:38:19,237 Well. What's the alternative? 704 00:38:19,279 --> 00:38:22,365 Having custody battles with your rapist? 705 00:38:22,407 --> 00:38:24,826 Sorry. That was really tasteless. 706 00:38:24,861 --> 00:38:26,369 It's all tasteless. 707 00:38:26,411 --> 00:38:28,121 I mean the more science comes up with 708 00:38:28,121 --> 00:38:32,021 alternatives to the misery of abortion the louder the opposition. 709 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,544 Course it's about power. 710 00:38:34,585 --> 00:38:37,964 It's always been about power. 711 00:38:39,549 --> 00:38:42,427 These guys have any friends? 712 00:38:42,462 --> 00:38:44,595 Not for long. 713 00:38:54,272 --> 00:38:56,315 Alan. 714 00:38:56,691 --> 00:38:58,985 I've been thinking about something. 715 00:38:59,026 --> 00:39:00,987 What's that? 716 00:39:01,028 --> 00:39:02,446 I want you to kill me. 717 00:39:02,488 --> 00:39:04,230 The scotch and cigars and nightly 718 00:39:04,230 --> 00:39:06,325 consumption or red meat have that well in hand. 719 00:39:06,325 --> 00:39:08,911 No, no, no. Seriously. 720 00:39:09,036 --> 00:39:12,123 I don't fear death. I never have. 721 00:39:12,164 --> 00:39:16,210 But I am afraid of being hooked up to a machine. 722 00:39:16,252 --> 00:39:22,091 All those tubes, brain, mush. 723 00:39:22,299 --> 00:39:23,669 Would you like to live like that? 724 00:39:23,669 --> 00:39:25,678 No. If it came to that, my 725 00:39:25,761 --> 00:39:27,680 friend, I would pull your plug. 726 00:39:27,721 --> 00:39:30,683 Pull a plug? What kind of a death is that? 727 00:39:31,273 --> 00:39:32,597 I want you to shoot me. 728 00:39:32,597 --> 00:39:33,643 Shoot you? 729 00:39:33,644 --> 00:39:35,241 Denny Crane is not gonna 730 00:39:35,276 --> 00:39:38,148 be turned off like a hair dryer. 731 00:39:38,190 --> 00:39:39,984 Live by the gun, you die by the gun. 732 00:39:39,984 --> 00:39:41,652 I'm not gonna shoot you. 733 00:39:41,687 --> 00:39:43,320 Why not? I'd shoot you! 734 00:39:43,362 --> 00:39:44,905 Denny, you've been a lawyer 735 00:39:44,905 --> 00:39:46,365 in this town for forty years. 736 00:39:46,365 --> 00:39:47,866 I'm sure there are plenty of 737 00:39:47,866 --> 00:39:49,284 people who'd willingly shoot you. 738 00:39:49,284 --> 00:39:51,036 Well, I don't wanna be shot by a stranger. 739 00:39:51,036 --> 00:39:55,499 I wanna be shot by someone who, who cares for me. 740 00:39:55,582 --> 00:39:57,705 The answer is, “No”. 741 00:39:59,586 --> 00:40:03,424 Bah! You b… Democrat! 742 00:40:03,507 --> 00:40:05,095 Protesting wars, banning guns! 743 00:40:05,095 --> 00:40:06,614 If you Nancies had your way 744 00:40:06,614 --> 00:40:08,397 nobody would ever shoot anybody. 745 00:40:08,397 --> 00:40:11,515 And then where would we be? 746 00:40:11,598 --> 00:40:14,996 Where would we be?53255

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