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♪ mysterious music playing ♪
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪
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[whooshing, pop]
[grunts]
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[whooshing, pop]
[grunts]
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[whooshing, pop]
[Leela screaming]
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[dogs barking]
[Nibbler grunting, panting]
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- [sniffing]
- Is your dog friendly
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- or just ugly?
- Very friendly!
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[Nibbler growls]
[dog yelps]
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But, he's not a dog.
[slurps]
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I am gonna sue you
for every last-- Ah!
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[slurping]
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[muffled]
Pursuant to--
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[slurping]
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Good dog.
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♪
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Tonight's winning number
was approximately six.
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[Nibbler babbling]
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[panting, grunting]
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[loud blast]
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Don't most pets eat at home
and poop outside,
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like college students?
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Nibbler prefers his litter box.
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It contains precious sand
with essential minerals
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from his home world.
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[sparkling]
Plus, it's got nose-numbing crystals.
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So, that's why you never clean it!
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Uh, right.
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And speaking of changing the subject,
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who wants to see
the new alien language movie
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by Bax Glygglif?
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I heard it's brilliant!
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Ah, sorry. I don't do subtitles.
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When I go to the movies,
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I don't wanna have to
look up from my phone.
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I'd like to see the film, Leela.
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Nibbler! You can talk!
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You always forget I can talk.
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Nibbler! You can talk!
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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[rumbling]
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[alien screeching]
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[audience crying]
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[alien screeching]
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[audience laughing]
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What a romantic movie!
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My heart just melted when Dupdup said...
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[both screech]
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[both laughing]
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Although I wasn't crazy
about that big floating head.
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It was the best thing in the movie!
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No, no. The one in front of me,
blocking my view.
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[slurps]
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♪
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[beeping]
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What's a 2x3x5 letter name
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for a 3x23x29 number name
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for a movie featuring a 1x4x9 object?
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Easy.
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2001: A Space Odyssey.
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Aha!
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[game beeping]
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[whirring]
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Nibbler, you really are my BFF.
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My best furry friend.
[grunting]
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[stomach rumbling]
Too corny?
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[grunting, retchs]
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Merely a hairball. I'm perfectly--
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[retching, groaning]
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[thud]
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Uh, let's get that looked at.
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♪
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[grunting]
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Well, he seems to have
eaten this endoscope.
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But also, he's got worms.
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Worms? That's all?
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No. That's not all.
Let me finish speaking for once.
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The worms are attacking his brain.
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Without treatment,
he'll be left with the IQ of a terrier.
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A Boston terrier.
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- No!
- Mon Dieu!
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Fortunately, there's a cure.
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What is it-- Sorry.
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Ivermectin.
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It's a powerful dewormer, okay?
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Now, if you're done interrupting,
we're finished.
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- Thank you--
- I! Wasn't! Finished!
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♪
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Just one pill every three hours.
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Come on. Open wide.
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[stubborn growling]
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He won't listen. His brain's going.
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My mom always hid my medicine
in something yummy.
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- Like paste.
- That's sad and dumb.
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How about cheese?
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Yes! Cheese!
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Maybe Gouda. Or a nice brie!
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[excited growling]
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[chomps, happy humming]
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♪
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How's that medicine working?
You up for a game of Quantum Wordle?
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Um, how about something
more deterministic,
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like tic-tac-toe?
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Tic-tac-toe?
FRY: Ooh!
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I love that game!
You know, there's a trick to winning.
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[whispers]
Always be X.
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Would you like to play?
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Sure! I'll be O.
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You need more medicine, Nibbler.
Want some Manchego?
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Make it American.
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In individual plastic-wrapped slices.
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- ♪ dramatic sting ♪
- No!
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Leela, what's happening to me?
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I've been taking all my pills
like a good boy, yet still, I...
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I feel my smartness slipping away.
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I don't know, little Fuzzler.
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♪ melodramatic music playing ♪
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[sniffling]
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Sad news, everyone.
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Oh good, you're already crying.
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Nibbler's medicine is killing
the worms in his body,
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but they've also infested
the litter box itself.
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They reinfect him every time he uses it.
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- Then throw out the litter.
- No!
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He needs it to live!
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It's from his ancestral pooping grounds.
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Isn't there some other way?
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Only one.
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But, fortunately, it's dead simple.
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You must shrink down
and battle the worms...
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face-to-face!
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Really? That sounds gross.
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Oh my, yes.
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And dangerous.
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Oh my, yes!
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At least it's dead simple.
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That's where you're wrong!
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
Remember my enlarging ray?
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CREW:
No.
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By reversing the lens,
it becomes an all-new kind of ray
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that keeps things the same size.
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Then, with just a few minor adjustments...
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[beeping]
Voilà!
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Shrinking ray!
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[ray blasts, ship whirring]
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[growling]
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Once you're in, you'll kill the worms
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with high-powered rifles
loaded with deadly rounds
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of liquid ivermectin.
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And you'll travel in this toy tank
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I enlarged with my enlarging ray.
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[impressed murmuring]
BENDER: Neat.
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- And this track?
- Track?
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Oh, right!
It came with the set.
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Everybody in.
Enjoy the carnage!
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[Fry and Leela grunting]
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[cover creaks, slams]
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Amy, shove it!
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No! You shove it!
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Oh. You mean this thing.
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[grunting]
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♪ adventurous music playing ♪
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[all yelling]
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[ray blasting]
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[whirring]
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Whoopsie-doops!
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[blasting, whirring]
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[gasps] My Manwich!
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[crew yelling]
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[whirring]
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Go, baby, go!
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[crew yelling]
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[beep]
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[fire whooshing]
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[yelling]
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♪ dramatic crescendo ♪
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[quiet thud]
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[on radio]
Whatever you do, don't leave the tank.
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It's your only protection
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against the brutal desert conditions.
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[sand shifting]
[crew screaming]
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And no screaming!
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♪ tense music playing ♪
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[wind blowing]
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[all coughing, spitting]
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[squeaking]
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[clang]
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[wind blowing]
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Poor Nibbler is counting on us
to find those worms,
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no matter how grueling the hunt.
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Then, we'll need litter box food.
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Maybe we can eat those
weird pygmy hyena moles.
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[chomp]
Ow!
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[cackling]
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♪ mystical music playing ♪
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Orange sparklies?
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Zoidberg's going to bedazzle his lungs!
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[inhales]
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♪ dramatic crescendo ♪
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♪ psychedelic music playing ♪
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[echoing]
Zoidberg? Are you okay?
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- They're coming, why not.
- Who's coming?
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I don't know. Maybe those guys?
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♪ tense music playing ♪
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[rumbling]
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[scuttling]
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♪
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[all groaning]
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Stop, or we'll shoot!
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Ugh! Blech! They're attacking!
Prepare to fire!
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[guns cocking]
FRY: Hang on a sec!
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I'm taking a whiz.
[urinating]
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At least one of you has manners.
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I thank you for your gift of moisture.
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- No problem!
- We've come in search of parasitic worms,
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so we can slaughter them violently.
Are you them?
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Alas, no.
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The sandworms are our enemies, too.
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We are beetles.
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Ah, of course. Dung beetles.
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It is pronounced Doong.
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The G is almost silent.
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Welcome to the world of Doon...
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g.
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The ancient prophecy
speaks of a messiah.
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Could he be the Kwiznos Cadillach?
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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Nope.
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The sun grows hot,
and my deodorant grows weak.
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Please, join us in the Hall of Doong.
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I'm gonna try those big meatballs.
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♪ tense music playing ♪
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Can I offer anyone some spit?
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We have flat and sparkling.
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I will have two of each.
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[spitting]
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The sandworms you seek roam the desert,
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devouring all in their path.
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Behold! A map of the universe.
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[snickering]
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The worms congregate here,
by the great sphere.
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But your journey will be treacherous,
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for virtually all paths end in death.
[beeping]
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Then let's just take the shortest one.
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To help you navigate safely,
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I must use the glitter chamber,
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which allows me to see
all realities at once.
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I won't lie, it's pretty cool.
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That's what Zoidberg snorted.
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Does that make me cool?
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Absolutely not!
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Only shamans may use the sacred chamber.
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For anyone else,
it could induce a medical-grade freakout!
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Like Narlo here.
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Dude, I feel like I'm spinning...
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[sparkling]
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♪ mystical music playing ♪
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♪ mystical vocalizing ♪
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- [device beeping]
- Has anyone seen my--
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Oh!
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[snarling]
Aha!
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Give me that slipper!
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Drop it!
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Whoa! Oh!
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It's ruined!
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Bad Nibbler!
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[gasps] I can't help it!
269
00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,535
[howling]
270
00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:01,912
It's those damnable worms!
271
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,289
There, there. I know what might help.
272
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,624
No! No, I beg of you!
273
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:06,917
Not the cone of shame!
274
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,294
♪ somber music playing ♪
275
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,754
[quiet crying]
276
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,756
♪ intense music playing ♪
277
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,759
♪ mystical vocalizing ♪
278
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,177
[sparkling]
279
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,722
I see the way.
280
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,225
And I have a serious craving for frosting.
281
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,354
[slurping]
282
00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:30,232
Mm... [slurps]
283
00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:32,693
Make a right at the large sand mound,
284
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:35,112
then a left at the medium-sized mound.
285
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,656
After the fifth mound,
you'll see a mound.
286
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,575
So many mounds!
287
00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:42,411
One wrong mound means certain death.
288
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:44,371
Or just take the roach-thopter.
289
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,374
[wings fluttering]
290
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,917
Bleh!
291
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,253
Then, you'll need a guide. Bilgar!
292
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,756
Bilgar is our second-best guide.
293
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,426
Our best guide got eaten by a sandworm.
294
00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,344
Listen to him closely,
295
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,972
and do most of what he says.
296
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:04,975
♪ exotic music playing ♪
297
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,773
The worms are attracted
to the rhythmic pattern
298
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,609
of Doong beetle footsteps.
299
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:16,862
Whatever you do,
do not walk like a Doong beetle.
300
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,199
Oops!
[clicking, whirring]
301
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,912
♪ exotic music continues ♪
302
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:28,332
Even in this hostile environment,
303
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,125
life thrives.
304
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,628
For example, the veiny pus fungus.
305
00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,546
[disgusted groans]
306
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,673
And the hairless sand pigeon.
307
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,300
[louder groans]
308
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:41,762
Every living creature here
is a total barf bag!
309
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,722
Uh, n-no offense, Bilgar.
310
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:46,099
These little crawly guys are cute.
311
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,643
Hello, friends.
312
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,436
[scuttling]
[Fry and Leela gag]
313
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,396
BENDER:
That's the worst one of all!
314
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:54,399
♪ exotic music continues ♪
315
00:12:56,985 --> 00:13:00,989
This final expanse is where
our best guide was devoured.
316
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,784
[flame sizzles]
317
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,410
So, what do we do?
318
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,496
Exactly what he did.
319
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:10,290
I'll create a diversion
by setting off a pounder.
320
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,002
[rhythmic pounding]
321
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,463
Hey, you know my grandfather
was a pounder.
322
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,758
It simulates beetle footsteps
to attract the worms.
323
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:20,884
Go, run!
324
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,719
[panting]
[Zoidberg whooping]
325
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,096
Don't worry about me.
326
00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:26,265
Our best guy taught me everything he--
327
00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:28,225
[screaming]
[sandworm bellows]
328
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,810
[Bilgar screaming]
329
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:33,188
Hey, I guess that makes me
a quarter-pounder.
330
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,274
[sandworm bellowing, roaring]
331
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:37,276
[all screaming]
332
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:42,614
♪ adventurous music playing ♪
333
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,575
[all panting]
334
00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:47,286
[all exclaiming]
335
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,705
LEELA: Oh!
336
00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,748
Fry, why don't you have a belt?
337
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,876
Or at least a substantial butt!?
338
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,128
Sorry, guys, I'm a flatty.
339
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:57,504
[all screaming]
340
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,299
[sparkling]
341
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,342
Oh, right. Sand.
342
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,845
♪ mystical music playing ♪
343
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,139
Hey! Don't bogart that glitter!
344
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,808
- It's coming.
- What's coming?
345
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,561
- A tasty wienerschnitzel?
- A funny monkey?
346
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,188
Sandstorm!
347
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:16,607
[wind howling]
[all yelling]
348
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:19,026
[grunting]
349
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,028
[wind howling]
[coughing, groaning]
350
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,405
It's hopeless!
We don't have a guide!
351
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,032
We don't know where we are!
352
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,284
The dust is drying out my skin!
353
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,619
[clang] Ow!
354
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:31,163
[vibrating]
355
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:32,164
[clang]
356
00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:34,416
♪ epic music playing ♪
357
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,668
LEELA:
The sphere! We made it!
358
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,086
Great work, Bender!
359
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,214
This is it. Arm squirt guns!
360
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:41,757
[plastic pumping]
361
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,676
But we lost that poundy thing
that attracts the worms.
362
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,262
Ah, but we have Tappy and Shoe-shoe!
363
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,806
They call me the two-ton Fred Astaire.
364
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,850
[rattling, squeaking]
Yep. Yep.
365
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,480
The jitterbug?
366
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,648
The litter bug!
367
00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,067
He's a dancing machine!
368
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:02,402
[grunts, sighs]
369
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,487
[clapping]
370
00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:05,531
[loud rumbling]
371
00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:07,824
[growling, snarling]
372
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,452
Set squirties to kill!
373
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,788
[snarling]
374
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:20,128
- [Bender and Leela gasp]
- It's worms within worms!
375
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,505
[thudding]
376
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:26,718
[squeaky voice]
I am the God Emperor of Doon...g.
377
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:30,180
It's them! The parasites that
are making Nibbler stupid!
378
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:33,809
I know you. You're those worms
that used to live in my tum-tum.
379
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,769
Only you made me smarter.
380
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,604
I'll take your word for it.
381
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,440
Look, you seem like
a nice swarm of maggots,
382
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,943
but you're making my friend Nibbler sick.
383
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,028
Can't you just infest Zoidberg?
384
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,489
Ew! We prefer to live free,
385
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:49,449
here among the tumble-turds.
386
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,578
Then prepare for me to say fire. Fire!
387
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,079
[worm yelps]
388
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,498
That was my second-best guard!
389
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,251
Worms, form a defensive squiggle!
390
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,503
[worms shouting]
391
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:02,754
[both yell]
392
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:07,426
♪ adventurous music playing ♪
393
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:08,927
Oh...
394
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,476
[Bender laughing]
395
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:20,439
[worm yelping, grunting]
396
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,274
FRY:
Good job...
397
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,150
knot!
398
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,111
[Fry laughs]
[worms screaming]
399
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,155
♪ music swells ♪
400
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,865
[panting]
401
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,867
[sniffing]
402
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,077
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
403
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,205
Whoa...
404
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,999
Look! Up in the sky!
405
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,959
- It's a bird!
- It's a turd!
406
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,669
It's Nibbler!
407
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,967
- [beep]
- Stop! Stop fighting!
408
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,470
♪
409
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,347
Okay, I'm done.
410
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,224
Nibbler? Are you alright?
411
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:57,684
How dumb are you on a scale of one to Fry?
412
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,354
I can't even count that high anymore.
413
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,772
But please listen.
414
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:05,442
I have important things to say,
while I still can.
415
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,944
[wind blowing]
416
00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:08,946
[wings fluttering]
417
00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:11,448
♪
418
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,786
♪ mystical vocalizing ♪
419
00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:18,205
It is he! The Messiah!
420
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,791
As pictured in the ancient scripture.
421
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:23,085
It shows him with blonde hair
and blue eyes,
422
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,045
but the rest is spot on.
423
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,506
I only wish I had more time left
424
00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:30,425
to appreciate this glittering litter land.
425
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:33,303
Everywhere I look, I see beauty.
426
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,138
Really? 'Cause I'm seeing poop.
427
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,891
Open your minds and see as I see.
428
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:41,395
All life is connected in a glorious web.
[sparkling]
429
00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:45,315
The pus fungus draws life from the dust
430
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,526
and is eaten by the skin pigeon,
431
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:51,196
which in turn feeds the pygmy hyena mole.
432
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:54,449
- [chomp]
- Ow... That's cool.
433
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,577
NIBBLER:
The beetles process the dung--
434
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:59,162
It's pronounced doong.
435
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,415
Uh, sorry, Messiah. Keep going.
436
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,208
As for the worms...
[sparkling]
437
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,378
well, they feed on my brain.
438
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,505
And that in itself is blutier--
439
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,883
Um, uh, boo-too-poo-pool.
440
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:12,551
[stammering]
441
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,136
Pretty.
442
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,180
Everything is interconnected.
443
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,140
Everything is perfect.
444
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,476
So please, leave these worms
to play their part,
445
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,895
and I...
446
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:25,439
I will happily play mine,
447
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:28,859
even if it means sacrificing all that I am
448
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:31,570
and becoming a mindless house pet.
449
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,405
[crying]
450
00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:34,781
[slurping]
451
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,618
I accept your gift of precious liquid.
452
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:39,995
Finally, you learn some manners.
453
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,498
♪
454
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,460
[Nibbler's craft whirring]
455
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,587
[ray blasts, ship whirs]
456
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,341
[pop]
[all exclaim]
457
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,968
[Nibbler whimpers]
458
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,095
One last 3D crossword
459
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,181
before your brain turns to jello?
460
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:03,018
Alas, my mind has already
degenerated to the point
461
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,978
where I can no longer predict the ending
462
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,314
of an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
463
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,398
[all gasp]
464
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:11,360
[sobs] B-But you're my little Fuzzler.
465
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,947
When all else is gone,
I shall remember that.
466
00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:16,532
Oh, Nibbler!
467
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:18,575
I know you've made your mind up,
468
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,285
o-or what's left of it,
469
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:24,248
but please don't let the worms
eat your consciousness!
470
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,959
Now, now, my cherished friend.
471
00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:28,627
Though my mental,
472
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:31,171
uh, brain may deteriorate,
473
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,675
I will always look back
on what we had with...
474
00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:35,759
big happy.
475
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:38,887
And you is... be my buddy and...
476
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:42,266
so, so...
477
00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:43,350
itchy.
478
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,644
[whimpering]
479
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:48,063
Leela, give belly rub.
480
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:50,732
[cooing]
481
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:53,986
[sobbing]
482
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:56,280
♪ somber music playing ♪
483
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,407
[crying, sniffles]
484
00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:01,869
Aw, Leela, I hate seeing you like this.
485
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:04,413
You wanna blow your nose on my shirt?
486
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:05,914
[blows nose]
487
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:07,875
Thanks, Fry.
488
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,751
I know this is what Nibbler wanted,
489
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,795
but I can't wrap my head around it.
490
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:14,631
If only I could open my mind to the beauty
491
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,842
he was blabbering on about.
492
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:17,718
[gasps]
493
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:20,304
[ray blast, whirring]
494
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:23,307
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
495
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:25,976
[engines roaring]
496
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:32,191
Please. The chamber is my only hope
of truly understanding!
497
00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:34,318
Well, then find another only hope.
498
00:20:34,318 --> 00:20:37,196
Pure, uncut glitter is dangerous.
499
00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:39,364
You could end up
permanently tasting colors.
500
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:40,991
Or smelling sounds.
501
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:42,284
I can smell sound.
502
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,578
Fry's singing stinks up
the whole apartment.
503
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:47,331
Yeah! And if you don't let Leela
use the chamber,
504
00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:49,416
I'm gonna stink up this whole place.
505
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,920
♪ I feel a song coming on! ♪
506
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,213
[retching]
507
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,548
Fine! Go nuts.
508
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,970
[whooshing, sparkling]
509
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,056
♪ mystical music playing ♪
510
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:07,059
♪ mystical vocalizing ♪
511
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:13,899
[young beetles giggling]
512
00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:15,400
[whooshing, sparkling]
513
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:19,154
I see the way.
514
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:21,114
[coughing]
515
00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:23,825
Everything Nibbler said was true.
516
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,036
Duh. He's the Messiah.
517
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:28,038
But he did miss one thing.
518
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,749
He works in mysterious ways.
519
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:34,753
These parasitic worms should be
making Nibbler smarter,
520
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,171
like when Fry had them.
521
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:37,798
So why aren't we?
522
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:40,259
Because the web of life
extends even deeper
523
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:42,010
than Nibbler perceived.
524
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,096
You worms have been weakened
525
00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:45,848
by sub-parasites!
526
00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:47,349
♪ dramatic sting ♪
[scuttling]
527
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,934
[disgusted groans]
528
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,727
Oh, that is gross, man!
529
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:54,022
These tiny mites are sapping
your beneficial juices.
530
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,567
[loudly]
I have been a little low-energy lately!
531
00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,026
[scuttling]
532
00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:01,405
[slurps] I'm feeding on
worm juice with friends!
533
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:02,739
That's it! I'm out!
534
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,450
Sorry I didn't mention
I was shrinking myself.
535
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,119
You guys must have been worried sick.
536
00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:09,037
[Fry clears throat]
537
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:14,042
There are levels
within levels within levels.
538
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,752
That's too many levels!
539
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,046
We've gotta kill those mites!
540
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:21,508
What!? But what about the precious web
of blah-biddy-blah?
541
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,427
You have to draw the line somewhere.
542
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:25,929
Stomp those suckers!
Kill 'em all!
543
00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:27,514
[panicked yelling]
544
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,683
[grunting]
545
00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:32,853
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
546
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:34,563
It's showtime!
547
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,566
Care to smoosh?
548
00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:42,654
[shoes tapping]
549
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:45,240
Bender, stop! It's me, Zoidberg!
550
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,368
Sorry! I can't hear your screams
over the tapping!
551
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,536
[groaning, grunts]
552
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,288
Dah!
553
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,460
[toy squeaking]
[Nibbler grumbling]
554
00:22:57,294 --> 00:22:59,087
You're gonna be okay.
555
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,631
But what about you, Leela?
556
00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:03,091
You were in that
dangerous glitter chamber.
557
00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:05,344
[echoing]
Did your senses get scrambled?
558
00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:07,012
Nah, it's fine.
559
00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:10,641
The interwoven dependency of all things
560
00:23:10,641 --> 00:23:12,684
was the ultimate epiphany.
561
00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:15,312
Yet, thanks to Leela's unwavering loyalty
562
00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,022
and utmost bravery,
563
00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:20,984
my consciousness returned to
ponder another glorious phase
564
00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,695
of our universe's evolution.
565
00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:26,281
Good.
566
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:28,700
[chattering]
567
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,869
[sniffles] You're my little Fuzzler.
568
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,663
I remember.
569
00:23:32,663 --> 00:23:35,666
[purring]
570
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:38,877
♪ gentle music playing ♪
571
00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:44,925
♪
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